#542 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.14.26

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Good morning, East Coast. We just looked at the weather and it says that all of the Gentiles are in the Northeast and all of the Hebrews are in Florida.

Is that right? It's cold. It is cold up there. I think it's been crazy cold. We're not in North Carolina. Rally. Good morning everybody.

All of Florida. Big 100. How the hell are you? Our new affiliate, WMGK up in Philadelphia. But I was talking to my buddy Holland set up in Philly yesterday and he said it's just been, I forgot what he said.

This is one of the worst. What do you know, Jay? I'm looking here. It's not too bad. Today it's going to be in the 40s but it's been negative three. And the high a few days ago was eight.

It's been lovely. It's just been lovely. 800-800-7234-800-800-Radio. Somebody from up there calling and tell us what the hell's been going on. How bad has it been? You know, you always hear it's never been worse. It's never been worse.

I remember when we first started this show, I don't know. We've been on the air for 20 years in June and it was about 15 years ago when there was a snowstorm in New York that looked like the Russian buildings where the kids were sledding off the top of the Empire State Building.

Yeah, it was nutty. And so when I heard Bob talking about how terrible it's been up there and it's never been this bad, I was thinking about that. It was way worse. But that was a snow. This is a freezer.

This snowstorm, you're talking about the one that was like 15 years ago. 12 to 32 inches of snow in many areas in the Northeast. Central Park was covered. JFK had 15 inches of snow on the runways. Crazy.

800-800. This is your first time to tune in to us. My name's John Clay Wolf. His name's JD Ryan. Bobo. Turley. And we do this goofy little talk show on Saturday mornings for four hours. And we talk S and we talk sports and we talk about P.

And we talk about family. And we talk about race. We do. We talk about race. We're not racially charged, but we're not afraid of it.

He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

And we're not woke.

We're not quite tearing down our Confederate statues.

We're not woke.

We're not quite tearing down our Confederate statues.

Occasionally we do examine the topics.

Everybody does.

We're not gay.

No. It's like a barbershop thing, man, you know.

Spending time with a fellow. He's talking about sports and women.

We'll talk about Tommy Lee every once in a while, but we're not gay.

He's got a 12. I mean, he's hung with Mr. Head, dude. I still can't get over that.

I still can't think about his Tommy Lee schlong.

I saw that video in college with him and Pamela on the houseboat.

Oh, yes.

And I quit listening to Motley Crue records of that day.

Is that right?

It scared me.

Nobody should get that much rock and roll success.

And that.

Well, that's not that bad.

So we, we buy and sell cars also in the name of the companies.

Give me the Vin.com.

And this week we found a, we found a thing in a car.

Oh yeah.

We did.

We have a section called S found in cars.

I just didn't know we found something new.

Oh, I don't think it was new.

It was new to us.

It was used.

We've seen drugs and guns and all kinds of fun stuff.

Actually, here's Pre-K's little open about this.

Oh, we have an open?

Guns, drugs and Cuban cigars.

These are things that we found in cars.

A live chicken in the backseat.

That's true.

Everybody leaves behind something.

So yeah, we find a lot of stuff in cars.

The stuff we found in cars.

So this week's perp was in what area?

Do you know, Mike?

Cause you sent me the video.

San Diego, California.

You would think it would be more San Francisco.

It tracks either way, I think.

It does track both ways.

This is a double header for you guys.

And I don't know the backstory at all.

Michael Turley.

So the customer dropped off a vehicle.

Do you get it, backstory?

Do we have video to go with this?

Yes, we do.

Do you want to play it here?

He's playing it right now.

Okay, perfect.

All right, so if you want to see the video,

it's JCWShow.com and follow our YouTube stream.

Go ahead, Mike.

Yeah, well worth the watch right here.

Play it a few times, Kyle.

So people that are just down here when they log in,

they'll hear it again.

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Go ahead.

Generally, we try to guess the car,

but it's pretty obvious it's a CRV Honda CRV.

Yes, sir.

Yeah.

And so the customer drops the vehicle off

and our inspector is going through the car

like he's normally supposed to do.

At our office in San Diego?

Yes.

Give me the bin office in San Diego.

Yes.

Guy brings the car.

Uh-huh.

The deal's already done.

We're just doing an inspection.

Yeah.

So our inspector.

Now, why does he have a video camera?

Was he with the manager on the other end?

Yeah, they tried it.

Oh, this is wonderful.

This is real world.

Yes, this is real world.

Okay.

This is the video that he sends.

This is not set up.

No.

He sends this video to the manager,

saying, hey, you know, I'm looking at the car,

goes through the front seat, goes to the back seat.

He goes to the front seat,

but there's no other seats in the car.

What do you mean?

There's no other seats, but the driver's seat.

There's no passenger.

Let's go back to the front seat.

Yeah.

What?

He opens the door.

Oh, am I crazy?

No, you're not.

There's the front seat.

Oh, it's missing a seat.

Missing the back seat.

More than that.

This guy's Ted Bundy.

Missing the back seat.

Missing the back seat, too.

Okay.

So he opens the window.

I mean, the back door.

I'll let you keep telling, sorry.

So he opens the back door and instead of saying,

hey, there's no back seat,

he notices a device on the ground.

Yes.

A black-

The size of Tommy Lee's schlong.

Yeah.

And he comments about it,

which is probably the most interesting thing.

He's like, hey, it's really thin.

Love the duration.

Wow.

It was quite the find in this vehicle.

If you want to watch this, go to JCW Show right now.

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And you'll see this device.

Anything on our Instagram or Facebook,

we put a reel of it up earlier this week as well.

Here's the audio clip.

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Go ahead.

God.

So it's thin, too.

It's weird.

So you got a sex toy down there.

Yeah.

And no back seats and no friends.

I'm confused.

So let's bring in JD Ryan's gay brother

to give us his two bits.

We do need BJ Ryan.

Where is BJ Ryan?

My favorite.

He's sashaying to the mic.

Hey, boys.

What's going on?

I saw your little picture.

I know what's going on with that.

What's going on?

That's the two Willy.

That's for two people to do their thing.

I know certain people and I want to tell too much.

Okay.

But certain people I know would call that the two Willy.

Two Willy?

There's no battery.

Right.

It's what you would call a musician's mic

called an acoustic sex toy.

Okay.

Analog.

Got it.

Plug in two times.

Yeah.

The two Willy.

So thank you.

I mean, is there anything else we need to know?

Is it dangerous?

Do we need to call the officials to remove it?

No.

And even in the horrendous state of the car,

it's just laying there in the backseat floorboard

on the driver's side.

They can reach around quickly to get it.

It was all the mess around the car,

especially inside the car.

It's so pretty.

Thank you, B.J. Ryan.

Somebody on the stream.

My brother, J.D. Ryan.

I love you, big brother.

Somebody on the stream goes,

where the rubber meets the road.

Very nice.

So Turley.

Bob Gnarly.

You want to know how much we paid for this field?

No, I want to know.

I have more questions about the interaction with the customer.

So was the customer standing there when we're doing this,

when the inspection?

No.

Thank goodness.

Yeah.

There was no comments to the customer at all.

What's this?

How do you explain this, young man?

Well, I don't know.

I was just driving through the park.

And it jumped in the window.

Left work a little bit early.

The cops just came and picked me up.

I have no idea how that got there.

Where are those seats?

I mean, there's so many questions.

So what did they do with it?

Did we take it on to our place?

I mean, did anybody?

We left it in the car.

So it's in the car still.

So it's in our, Cal,

giving them a recon in California?

Yeah.

So they can, they can mess with it.

So we need to wait, but did they give any warning

or were we going to surprise someone else?

Oh, this is exciting.

We're going to get to do this all over again.

I know what you're thinking.

We are not making a wall display out of that.

Come on.

The next segment is where we actually bid cars on the radio.

Hopefully not with stuff like that.

Just like this guy called in from San Diego.

And what did we pay for that car?

It looks like a Esser.

Yeah, it was an Esser.

1500 bucks.

Yeah.

If we had known it had a double header in there,

what are we giving more or less?

Probably less.

We'll find out next here on the John Clay Wolf Show.

But call in 800-800-723-4800-800 radio.

Year make model miles, average rougher clean.

Yes, we have offices in Philly.

Yes, we've got offices in Charlotte,

Raleigh, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm.

Are there any other East Coast stations?

Oh, we got Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh.

WTV.

The Mighty Dove.

We're also looking for buyers in two locations,

Nashville and North Philly.

Yes.

If you want to be a buyer for this company,

you can work with us.

In Inspector, they might find something like that.

You might find that.

North Philly.

You can tell we're pretty lighthearted.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and click careers if you're interested in that.

We'll be right back.

Call in during the break.

She can get on the air with me.

And if you have a comment on the double header,

I'll listen to that as well.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio is the calling number.

We're live as hell right now.

And pitched a no-hitter and a double-hutter.

Be right back.

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Ellie in Oklahoma City, what you got?

Hey, man, what's going on?

I just listened to you guys go off about that home record

you found in the car.

Home record?

I hear it's how couples can connect in this day and age.

Yeah.

Yeah, you guys should mount that like a fish.

What are Billy Bob fishes?

Tim in New Jersey, good morning.

You're on the air.

Good morning.

Oh, man, do I got a story for you guys?

Hit it.

So a little backstory.

I work as a manager for one of those little storage places

that are popping up everywhere.

Yep.

And we get auctions from time to time and boy, howdy.

We popped open a lock.

It hadn't been paid in months, not naming any names, of course,

but filled with totes.

And me and my boss were looking at it.

They were like, okay, well, we got Jack.

I'm going to make sure there's no like firearms, drugs,

you know, alcohol, all that stuff.

Filled with weed.

Marijuana as the eyes can see 10 by 20 packs.

Word of the feeling.

10 by 20.

That's a lot.

Like how many pounds of weed if you're just guessing it was in there?

Just make up in them.

100 pounds probably.

And was anybody watching y'all open this?

No, no, no, no.

As long as so our policy at our company is two people take pictures

and everything.

So we're looking at it.

We're like, what do we do?

What we do is we make a deal right now.

Me and the boss, you and the boss, we look at each other

and we delete our pictures and we say it's time to make a deal.

Unfortunately, that was the last month.

So we actually called the cops and they confiscated it.

But I mean, that was somebody's stash.

I don't know how people think they can store that stuff.

I don't think it was their stash.

I think it was their inventory room.

It wasn't a personal stash.

100 pounds of weed is a definitely intent to distribute in the...

Oh yeah.

Why don't you just call one of the mob guys and have them come take it

and pay you something and go?

Nah, because when you get caught, you get fired and I like my job.

But I mean, they probably...

What street value of 100 pounds of weed?

Got me, man.

Probably a lot.

Yeah.

And what do you make a year?

Not enough. Definitely not enough.

Yeah, y'all should have called me first.

I'll tell you what.

Next time that happens, I'll give you guys a call right away, okay?

Thank you, Tim.

Where is this place in New Jersey?

Voorhees.

Gotcha.

Thank you.

Real quick.

Nick in Oklahoma, you have an 04 Chrysler Town in country with a 200,000 miles on it.

Oh.

185, John.

185.

You want 6,000.

Since I'm always losing on things, you figured I could lose on this one.

Well...

Yeah, I'll pick you up soon.

Get in there today.

I like to choke, too.

Thank you.

Just book it to me.

I'm in a great mood.

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Got two kids.

They're not Super Bowl babies, though.

We all know what Super Bowl babies are.

If you've seen the commercial the last couple of years during the Super Bowl, apparently

nine months after the time of the Super Bowl, there's a rise in births.

So the NFL put out this commercial showing, oh, these are all the babies born nine months

after this year's Super Bowl.

This is how old they are now.

So the NFL's taking credit.

Okay, first of all, do you know at other event what other day happens within a week of the

Super Bowl every year?

Valentine's Day.

Exactly.

I think that's when married guys are getting laid.

Ladies, is there any day a man is less attractive than Super Bowl Sunday?

I can't keep my hands on it.

I love the way your belly sticks out under that replica jersey.

You look just like Tom Brady with your old deflated balls.

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I think Brady's got a new piece of tail this one, like 27.

Is he any daughter?

He's got, what, two kids?

I don't know if there's...

I think it's two boys.

Yeah.

I think.

I think, I don't know.

Yes, they are Benjamin and John, two kids.

Yeah, I bet he does have a new piece of tail that's 27.

He has a new daughter.

But he doesn't have to answer to his daughter.

He doesn't.

Somebody else's daughter.

I know this guy, Mike Smith.

It sounds like a fake name.

It's not a fake name.

He's dead, so I can talk about it.

Okay.

And he had an affair with his daughter's best friend in high school.

Thank God.

Wow.

And it wasn't an affair.

I mean, after high school, she moved in.

Oh, shoot.

And this went on for a while.

Wait, he hooked up whether when she was in high school?

Yes, sir.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Was she 18?

Well.

Well, in high school, he was 18.

I'm sure that turned out well.

Yeah, I just felt sorry for his daughter.

I never pretty well.

So nothing has happened.

I mean, both of them pretty well.

There's no punchline to the whole.

I mean, they didn't get bad.

Cops weren't called.

No.

No, he died of cancer, so Karma got him.

Yeah.

Wow.

I mean, it wasn't like the next day.

He was like 20 years later.

I think this went on for like five years.

Wow.

And he wasn't in the Super Bowl.

How did the kid, how does his daughter come over to see him when she's there?

No, kid.

We're friends.

I think it was.

We were.

I think it put a little wedge in the relationship.

Yeah.

No doubt.

That's a very precarious situation.

You know, I mean, if you've had daughters at that age and their friends hang around,

you're like, nope.

Nope.

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We're leaning on you.

We're calling on you to get us through this one.

You talked about Florida.

This is funny.

The Bradenton police put this little thing out here.

It says, it's a pretty little picture of a police car and all the hearts around it.

Hey, have an ex with a warrant?

Send us their whereabouts and we'll make sure they get a Valentine's Day visit from us.

Love fades, warrants don't.

You know, it's Bradenton, the crazy sheriff, Coney.

Yes.

That's a great idea, though.

It says we can fix your love life, but we can't fix your love life, but we can help you move

on in the easiest possible way.

Just tell us where he is and we'll come get him on Valentine's Day.

There's always one that one wild-hearted sheriff in the United States.

Always.

It was the guy in Arizona.

Yeah, forever.

They both put the prisoners in pink jumpsuits and put them in the desert.

Did he die?

I don't think so.

No, he's out there.

Yeah.

Well, he was always out there.

If you get off the highway in countless parts of this country, those sheriffs are out there, man.

They're everywhere.

Love County, Oklahoma.

It's Bang Bang.

There was a lot of meth going on back 20 years ago.

Grady Judd, that's one in Polk County, that's one in Florida.

He's blunt, theatrical and known for his press conferences.

We've played his press conferences countless times.

Who does the sheriff answer to?

Nobody.

Somebody.

Everybody answer to the governor?

The governor's office?

Probably the governor, yeah.

Maybe.

Who's the sheriff of sheriffs?

Is there a sheriff around here?

Of course.

The old deputy sheriff is our next-door neighbor.

He's a good neighbor.

Right over there.

The sheriff primarily answers directly to the voters or the citizens of the county.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I mean really answers too.

It could be somebody.

It's like authority now.

Who calls him and says, hey dude, I saw you on TV.

You better shut that up.

I'm going to smack you.

No, it's notorious.

Would that be the governor?

It's notorious factor of the office is you get elected and you're there.

You don't really have a superior from a law enforcement point of view.

Now there are counties attorneys and there are county judges.

So that's like the best job.

If it's bad enough, the governor can remove a sheriff.

It gets really bad.

I've seen him kicked out too, too, where I came from.

What for?

One was for child pornography.

Well, I'll be damned.

Yeah.

That's pretty bad.

Harry Walker.

They caught him at the post office picking up like a Manila envelope package.

Took him away.

That was in back in the bad old days.

Jerry Lee.

Jerry Lee Lewis has something to do with Harry.

Harry Johnson Walker.

That was the thing.

Harry Walker was a sheriff.

Jerry Jeff Walker was the serial killer.

Jerry Jeff Walker is a singer, dude.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Who was it?

Who was thinking of me?

I don't know.

John Wayne Gacy.

I don't know who you're thinking of.

His name is famous where I came from.

Jerry Jeff Walker just couldn't get off that L.A. freeway.

Yeah, just get it off that L.A. freeway.

So the sheriff was in the child pornography.

Yeah.

He's like, yep.

Everybody knew it.

And what happened to him after all that?

I assume jail time.

Huh.

I mean, but that's what you got to do if you want to be fired as a sheriff in a small town.

You run everything.

You're responsible for everything.

But can you imagine being the sheriff and going to jail?

Well, there's one in Granbury or something that just is having to happen right now or

somewhere around here.

Henry Lee Lucas.

Henry Walker.

Henry Lee Lucas.

Right around the same time.

Who's Henry Lee Lucas?

I remember.

He was the serial killer from Texas.

Killer.

He rode all around the south part of the United States, man.

Did he just kill sheriffs?

No.

Well, for sure, he killed a woman out there in Stoneburg in rural Texas.

And later on, there's a county in Texas where they settled a lot of their open, cold cases.

Yeah.

By getting him to confess to them.

And now there's a documentary on Netflix about it.

Now they're saying that he just agreeably confessed to it because they gave him better food.

And he really liked to talk to people.

So, yeah, he agreed to it.

Yeah, he said, oh, yeah, I killed her.

Yeah, I killed her.

Well, that, you know, that clears up a murder.

And he got.

Who was the guy that jumped out of the airplane about the same time?

Never to be found with a Cooper.

That's the weird one.

I mean, they're all weird.

That's a great story.

But he never surfaced anywhere.

But some of the money did.

Some of the money did down down river.

He robbed something and he had to hijack the plane and he got the money in the bank.

Backpack or suitcase.

Suitcase had a parachute on the plane.

Back when 727s had a little staircase that would lower in the back.

Right.

And so he got the money, got in the plane, got the parachute, got everybody locked up

in front of the plane.

And then he went out the back staircase.

Now the 727s, of course, A, don't fly anymore, but B, they locked the staircase.

Thinking ahead.

And he asked for three parachutes.

Three parachutes.

If you could think like that.

Give me the end of Tom and click careers.

Right.

Good, clear thinkers like that are strategic, but in a non-criminal way.

Three parachutes.

That way, in case they rigged it, he thought maybe he's going to take the flight attendants

with him.

So they didn't want to rig one of the parachutes to not open.

Make sense?

He thought about that too.

Or he was just thinking about bringing some tail along for his next party.

He jumped out by himself.

Yeah.

Poor bastard.

Out of the desert.

Never found him.

We'll be back in a minute.

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And if you ever wondered who the greatest car builder of all time in and why, it's Chip

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We got a live stream going on right now.

Several people in the chat box, hamming it up and we'll be right back.

We just lost a listener.

We got a Philly.

You just lost a listener.

We do indeed.

Well, they weren't even a listener yet.

They were last week.

They were listening.

Just for a minute.

Not too fast.

They lost him quick.

Yeah, that's real quick.

So basically people writing throughout the week to tell us the things we've offended

them by on Saturdays.

So here this one actually came from Gerald Morse in Philadelphia, PA.

Hey, how are you guys going to come on our airways and bash our eagles when we've actually

seen a Super Bowl win in our lifetime?

Sounds just like the typical cocky Texas jerk wad.

Come out here with your cowgirl jerseys and talk trash and you'll be wearing a beer and

a bloody nose home.

Fly eagles fly, Gerald Morse.

You just lost a listener.

You did kind of talk some crap about the eagles.

Well, I was just trying to make sure everybody had a pulse.

I was trying to wake everybody up.

What did you say that was so bad about the eagles?

We were just talking about the fans.

You took a snowball with a battery in it, right?

Yeah, we were just talking about their fans being a-holes and stuff.

Did you just get hit with a battery?

No, no, I didn't get hit by it, but it was thrown.

What size was the battery?

It was a double D, yeah.

Those costs like three bucks a piece now, don't they?

Double D.

Those are breasts.

It's called a D-cell.

It was large, JD.

It was very large.

Sorry, there's Baywatch in the background.

I understand.

We have Baywatch on TV in here.

Yeah, you didn't say nothing too bad about that.

Double D.

It's a double D battery.

Well, at least they're consistent.

What size were those on your gal that was cooking for us about 10 years ago?

Oh, she told me once.

There was a lot there.

Like 2H?

3H?

Stop.

Sounds like a thing.

I'm not making that up.

You raised a pig to show it in.

She really did.

Future Farmers of America, 4H.

Did you ever drape them around your shoulders or anything?

I did all kinds of things.

Have you ever become so enamored of the farmer's daughter

that you did something embarrassing on her leg?

I have.

You're right.

I'm a dog that cares.

So make sure to help America's dairy farmers

drink milk.

Oh, woof.

Was she happy with them and the fact you enjoyed them

or was she shy about it?

Oh, it was a lovely time.

It was a lovely, lovely time in my life, man.

A good three or four years, you know.

Long, long-term deal for me.

Right.

It was, yeah.

Wonderful, wonderful.

Real love.

The true love.

The real love.

And this was your old friend's ex-wife?

No.

We're not going to go that far?

No, no.

That's a different gal.

Okay.

Yeah.

That was not a love thing.

Well, I'm thinking about the one that moved in Fort Worth

for a while and was cooking for us.

Oh, cooking bakery items.

Yes.

That's the one.

Right.

You got her figured out.

InterX, husband, wooden, and trucker?

I didn't know him.

Okay.

I think something's there.

This story has changed over time.

I think, no.

I think you're superimposing like other people you've known

or stories.

You've got a lot of stories.

Yeah.

You're probably just a little mixed up.

It was a wonderful thing.

Cindy in South Philly, what's going on?

How are you guys today?

I was just jamming out the Philadelphia freedom first time

listener.

Good.

This is our second week on the air up there and we're excited

to be there.

We talk a little trash.

Be awesome.

Oh, good.

There's not that much new live radio on the radio anymore.

No.

And you know what?

It's sad for the people that have faces for radio.

They're losing jobs.

Left and right.

Yep.

Understood.

Are you?

Yeah.

You guys really, you made my morning while I was parking over ice and snow

because it's still too way too cold, but we're going up to 50 today.

Break out the bikinis.

So has the area been under freezing for like two weeks?

It's, uh, yeah, it's been about 16 days total.

Jesus.

What age did you lose your virginity?

Uh, 16 and a half.

See, so Turley, my producer plays drops like prerecorded nuggets from me and he throws

it in there on me to try to embarrass me.

That was not me that asked that question, but you hit them.

I'm not embarrassed.

I'm a Catholic girl that started much too late.

Like Billy Joel said.

I didn't say that just now.

No.

I was looking.

I wasn't looking at how many kids do you have Catholic girl from Billy?

Oh, man.

I have three beautiful, lovely children.

You should have more if you're a real Catholic.

No, no, no.

That time has passed.

My last one will be graduating and I am done with school.

Thank you for calling him.

Cindy snapper from Philly.

You can live your life alone.

They always answer that question.

They never hesitate.

They never.

They always answer it.

800-807-234.

I swear to God, I thought that was in conversation.

I was looking away.

You slipped that in just like, I mean.

800-800-RADIO.

He's a surgeon with that soundboard.

Hey, Turley, I see Evan on.

Evan, you're talking about the doubleheader, the sex toy.

Yeah, the black anaconda.

I was going to suggest you put that on the wall in your new

video studio you're trying to dress out and make a great

addition to that wall and like just put champion logo champion

auto parts on the side of it.

Just handle it with rubble.

Actually, you can slide that into that wall because that wall

is so damn busy.

You would have trouble picking it out.

That's not the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

I think it's a great idea.

You can put a little placard above it with somebody's award

that may have won with that thing.

I don't know.

Yeah, there's something there.

I want to definitely make it an Easter egg, a double-headed

Easter egg.

What he's talking about is our video studio that's just

covered with license plate and car crap.

And you could slide it in there.

No pun intended.

And where only the people that are in the know would see it.

It's true.

Can you work on that, Bobo?

You're a sneaky bastard.

We got to frame it.

We got to see if it's still around.

We could get another one, but you got to make sure it's thin.

Like the bushes on the Bad Bunny halftime show.

Every one of those bushes was played by a person.

They were hidden in the bushes, much like our double-headed frame.

And the license plates.

And if you put it in there, don't tell anybody.

Oh, no, no, no.

I mean, don't tell the girls that helped decorate it.

Just let them freak out when they find it.

This is like Bette Biddler and the Rose.

Once we die and they investigate our housing.

Oh, look, she's got a double-headed.

You could strap it on on the side of that black chair.

Oh.

Just like where it just blends in.

Black chair, black end, a condo strap on.

There's a lot of connotation there.

You've got a deviant job.

Or we could get two of them and cross them like a four-way tire

tool.

Oh, make it look like a, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you could tape sockets on the end of it.

And then it'd really be a secret.

I can't believe you've never done methamphetamines.

That's a very, that's a very meth-y idea.

Why do meth when you have the John Clay Wolf show?

Oh, my God.

Jersey, Jersey, Jersey.

What you got?

Brittenton.

Jersey.

Jersey?

Yeah, Jersey.

Jersey.

Yeah, it's Jersey.

New Jersey anyway.

It's actually old Jersey.

But anyway, you guys had that thing on there about a hundred

pounds of weed, right?

Yes.

Yeah.

I Googled it.

You ever tried Google?

Yeah.

I mean, I'm on the radio taking this live so I don't have time

to Google with the guy.

But you looked it up.

What did it say?

Yeah.

It says the street value is anywhere from $180,000 to $350,000.

Depending on the quality of the marriage you want to?

Yeah, I guess.

Are you a pothead from way back?

No.

Oh, hold on.

Let me turn off my...

Honey kid.

Hang on now.

We all need to get on out.

We should get Bob Floyd on.

He can talk about it.

Bob, hang on just a second, Jersey.

We've got our own market maker here on the air with us.

He knows about these things.

Hold on.

See what he's got.

Yeah, we're stacking the racks with the Huskash and all the pot

going on right now.

This is a season to wait, but if you come across 100 pounds,

your friend there is a little bit optimistic when you're talking

about street value, unquote, because you don't want to take

six months to sell this stuff.

Your money's all tied up and you want to go for the next batch.

Here's what you do.

I'm saying 100 pounds, $100,000.

You're getting those quarter pounds at a time out of $250 each.

Four of those is $1,000.

Times 100 is $100,000.

So you're marking up 80,000.

You're screwing around, traveling all over the place with the stuff

in your car, delivering, trying to sell a pound at a time.

And nobody in New Jersey can afford that, sweetheart.

What you want to do is unload as fast as you can.

As you're going with a quantity like that, you're re-upping.

You're re-upping.

And in New Jersey, there are a lot of colleges and universities,

especially NYU.

I don't think it's too far to think about MIT.

And where did Robin Williams and Christopher Reeves go to our school?

Julia.

Sure.

Forget about it.

Those guys use a lot of drugs of every kind.

And if you've got them, take them to Julia.

Then you might make something like 140,000.

Now you've got your points.

Go to work.

It's going to be a great spring.

I'm Bob Floyd and you keep poking.

Take it, Bob Floyd.

Now we know the answer.

All right.

My name's John Clay Wolfe by Cars For America's Best Carbire.

Give me the VIN.com.

Sell us your car.

Give me the VIN.com.

And don't forget Gordon Boswell Flowers.

Well, hell, it's too late.

Yeah, too late now.

You missed his Valentine's.

All right.

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Who's the super hot ice skater from Holland?

Jake Paul's girlfriend.

Oh, the speed skater.

Yeah.

I don't know her name, but she is hot and she won a gold too.

She's built like a brick-ass house.

Yeah.

I bet that girl can squat like 400.

Oh, I'm sure.

Maybe five.

Lunta Leerdom.

Junta.

Jenta.

J-U-T-T.

Junta.

Leerdom.

Say it again.

Junta.

Leerdom.

Junta Leerdom.

Lovely.

Have you seen the video during earlier in the season where she's sliding, she went down

and she's on her butt and it rips her pants?

No, we need to find that.

And then her thong is just hanging out?

That's not her.

No.

It's her teammate.

Okay.

But his damnster's got some clicks.

No speed skaters.

I mean, they all got some haunches on them.

Even the little Asian ones?

Yeah.

They're not little Asians.

No.

Why are Asians little?

It's just a question.

He's not a hater.

He's a Texan.

He's the accidental racist.

Tiger Woods mom, do you know why Asians are so little?

Not all, but some.

Cool.

Why?

Everybody, you know, if you grow up in Asia, there's much population.

People everywhere.

Everybody share everything, the space, housing.

You go to a walking park, go out to look at rent.

What's that have to do with body size?

Too many people.

We're kind of nice.

Besides, because we're very smart.

Okay.

Very intelligent.

Unlike most Americans.

Oh.

Don't, this is not a dig.

Because you have all the things you can do well.

I wonder if it's because they didn't get to eat as much as everybody else.

Like just haven't eaten rice.

Even rice stunts their growth, is that what you're saying?

Well, I think it's a hard thing to, you got to go way back, right?

Into the way back.

And they might not have had as much food as ever.

I mean, why are Neanderthals Neanderthals?

Why are Vikings so big and strong?

Why's Junta have thighs that can squat 600?

I raised it 200 since I started thinking about it.

You know, they've got more grain up there.

They've got more beef.

But what about sumo wrestlers then?

Well, I just, you know, there's a one-off of everything.

I mean, what about down syndrome?

What about down syndrome?

It has.

Alright.

Let's go a different direction here.

John.

Oh, it's Ruslan.

Hey, what's up?

How are you doing there?

Having an ice storm?

Something like that?

I don't know.

Weather anomaly?

It's all over the place.

Are you asking why Asians are so small?

Yes.

That's not the case with all.

You know, the Goryans will beat your ass.

Okay.

Big shape.

Lot of training.

Very dangerous people.

Many of the, I guess, look, the Southeast Asian Peninsula reaches into the ocean and

it is a beautiful place.

Thailand, very nearby.

They're smaller because most of them live in the plains or in the city.

Oh, and here in the United States, people that live in the great plains in the Midwest,

they're smaller as well.

And they talk a little funny.

You betcha.

I've equated that with your issue.

And that's a, you know, it's about as far as the golden microphone takes me on the subject

that I'm allowed to talk about.

I think he said just a bunch of nothing.

I don't say what.

Well, I was talking to Nixon about it the other day here in heaven.

Oh, he doesn't like the Asians.

Yes, Richard Nixon here, of course.

And now he's been to China.

He knows a little about it.

He won't stop talking about China.

There's China.

China wants to walk.

I can't really do them very well.

But it's all he talks about.

Now he has introduced me in his wife, Pat.

Lovely gals.

He's here.

Makes an excellent homemade kagpaw.

Kagpaw is beautiful.

And there you have it from the, from the seat of the golden god of the Midwest.

Hello, Rajbo here on the excellence in broadcasting network.

Helen Honlone from God.

Thank you, Rush.

It's been a while.

We figured out nothing.

Nothing at all.

Well, somebody had to do it.

I said it so beautifully.

Why are Asians so small?

I don't know.

We covered it.

There you go.

JD, what have you got in the news?

What do we have here?

Well, we're in Philadelphia.

This is a Philly story.

We actually have a pic, a picture of this identification card going up on our stream

in a moment at JCWShow.com.

If you want to follow along with our YouTube stream, but a bar owner in Philadelphia, a

bar owner in Philadelphia is blaming chat GPT and tick talk for the surgeon fake IDs.

This week.

Some young little 18 year old buck came in there and brought an ID with him and it had

a fake birthday, but it also had Benjamin Franklin's photo on it.

That's why the owner actually has now been-

Black, white, Latino, or other?

Oh.

You'll see it up there in a moment.

Benjamin Franklin was white.

Unbelievable.

No, we know that.

Come on, who did the fake ID?

Big 11.

The name was Judy Sweltzer, actually, the bar owner's band.

All drinkers under 25 now at Dirty Franks.

Everybody under 25 is no longer allowed at Dirty Franks in Center City.

It's definitely not a college bar.

Dirty Franks in Center City.

Here's Jody and a couple of her staff talking about the issue.

They are seeing cut number six.

That's the day that we're like, we're done.

I have to preserve the bar.

I have to preserve my license.

They don't know how to drink.

They drink way too much.

They throw up on the floor.

They yell.

They scream.

Of course they do.

They throw up on the floor.

She's right.

They drink too much.

When I had a bar in college and I was under the age of 21 and I owned a bar, I got my

buddy.

That's amazing.

Two.

So the company name was INL Enterprises, Inc.

INL stand for I'm Not Liable.

My own creation, thank you very much.

And I had John Sullins, one of my best buds, who was 21 on the stock.

It was a group of friends, but Carter and I were both like 19 or 20.

And Sullins was the stock owner so that INL Enterprises and Sullins applied for the liquor

license.

And we were granted a liquor license.

And I would go to King's Liquor to get my liquor order.

And I remember after a year, somebody stopped me one day and they're like, I need to see

your ID.

I'm like, dude, I've got a liquor license.

You don't think I'm 21?

I don't have it on me like, oh, that's a good point.

But being underage, owning a bar, you can imagine that we attracted underage clientele.

And during that run of the fake IDs and everybody was 19 years old that was in the plaid pig,

that was a good time.

No doubt.

Because one thing that everybody, all males love of all ages is young, beautiful gals.

And we had them.

And then we had the TABC start cracking down on us.

So we hired off-duty police officers and what a off-duty police officer's love.

Oh, let me think.

Young, beautiful gals.

So they were pretty lenient and as long as I had a cop and at the door, it was kind of

just as good as it ever was.

Oh, yeah, come on in.

It was some big ol' fat slobby guy come up and he'd kick him out.

Yeah.

The ID's no good.

I'm 40.

I don't care.

The ID's no good.

Then the next round, like two years later, when it got really bad with the TABC, Texas

Alcoholic Beverage Commission, we did have to crank down hard on the 21.

And it killed our business because all of the guys that were coming for the young, beautiful

gals, there was another bar down the street called Big Dogs that opened.

And they were playing the same game, taking fake IDs.

So all the young, beautiful gals were down there.

The first crop, right?

The freshman crop.

And it really wrecked our business.

And my point is, is big, ugly, fat, dirty Harry's or whatever that place is called.

Dirty Franks.

It's called Dirty Franks in Center City.

She needs to rethink that policy move that she just did because this is going to affect

her register quite a bit.

Yeah.

Because the spread between 21 and 24 young, beautiful gals is real.

Sure.

I don't think they care about beautiful gals in Philadelphia.

Yeah, I just felt that.

Oh, come on.

You don't think people in Philadelphia like to have sex?

No, I just don't.

How many beautiful gals do you see from Philadelphia?

Dude, they're fine.

I was under that impression.

I was under that impression myself.

And then I have a friend that single up their name, Paul Jenkins.

Okay.

Bolly Walnuts.

And he, he drags out some young, beautiful gals.

I didn't know that they existed in Philadelphia.

I was like, you, I didn't know that that, I thought they moved out of there immediately

once they realized they were pretty 800 800 radio 800 807 234.

That's the number to call and talk to John about the beautiful women that don't exist

or maybe they do in Philadelphia and the car segment is coming up next.

The lightning round is what we call it.

Call in 800 800 7234.

Give me a year, make model miles, average, rough or clean.

I'll hang a number on it for you, Joey bag of donuts.

And I will bid your car on the air on behalf of give me the Vin.

The show sponsored by give me the Vin.com.

And this next segment after we play this song is called the lightning round.

You call and I take live calls and I bid your car that you want to sell.

Sounds weird is weird.

Hang tight.

You're fixed to find out how weird.

But if you want to sell one anywhere in the country, call right now 800 800 7234.

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I'm worth more.

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This is the John Clay Wolf Show next Sunday morning, Walnut Springs, Texas GMTV garage

9am cars, coffee, quesadillas.

We did this a month ago.

I said I'm going to start doing it on the last Sunday of every month and that is next

Sunday.

So I will be at the GMTV garage in Walnut Springs, Texas.

Probably had that yellow Diablo that I just got in and we'll eat a little breakfast next

door at the cantina and then go for a drive.

Ricky and PA, what's up?

Hey buddy, how's it going today?

Good, good.

Hey, I was just wondering, you guys still bidding cars?

Well, that's not, yeah, but what was your, what was your message?

Oh, I just wanted to tell everybody have a wonderful day.

Try not to freeze yourselves out over the weekend here.

Okay.

And rock and roll for life, man.

Rock and roll for life, man from Ricky.

Thank you, sir.

John and Wilmington Delaware, you've got 87 Corvette convertible, 50,000 miles.

The top, what kind of shape is the top in?

The top is in excellent condition.

Good.

It looks like it's been replaced recently.

Automatic or stick.

It's in excellent condition.

Automatic or stick?

It's an automatic.

You know, for some reason, these are like the most least desirable Corvettes in the

planet for some reason.

I mean, I see you want 8,000 for it and it sounds like I should buy it at 8,000.

But I can't, I can't make it work.

Does it have any rust on the frame?

There's no rust on the foot frame, but I does need a coat of paint.

It was a fiberglass body.

As you know, it was painted.

It was original color is black, but it was faded black.

That's what she said.

Someone knows how to do a paint.

That's called a painter and that's called a body shop is where the painter works.

And we take the car to the painter and say, please paint the car.

He says, please give me $5,000 and that's what it costs.

I wanted, well, that's the whole thing.

I thought somebody would do it less than that and just to get it, you know, for,

you know, to have it shown off and sell it, you know, curb appeal.

I understand.

I have a video on my YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf, and it says, what did it say?

I never should have done this deal or I should have gotten out of this deal.

And it tells a story about a deal just like you're proposing to me right now.

This started two and a half years ago and see you back.

I'll give $2,500 for it.

I would not be interested.

No, I understand.

No, I would not.

And I would not be interested in $3,000.

You can get that thing painted by for south of the border people.

You don't have any south of the border people up there.

But if you found some good, like non card carrying that ice hasn't deported, if ice

hasn't deported them yet and you're dealing in cash, you can probably get them for $2,500.

But if you've got to go through a real body shop that pays taxes and all that stuff,

it's going to be five grand minimum, maybe eight.

Correct.

So I'm giving you option A and option B. Good luck.

May the force be with you.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

My name is John Clay Wolf.

Dorian and Pittsburgh, your stripper girls want to go to Vegas and drive my cars out there?

No, they heard that you were going to enter a car in the mid 500 and the one girl said,

will you take me to Vegas if John is going to have a car and he's going to drive in it

so that she wants to meet you and go to that race, that off-road race.

She's a country girl from West Virginia, Morgantown College.

Be any picture.

It's for Babo's sake too.

Right.

For Babo.

My wife is probably going with me to that race and she will kill you and I don't think

that she's going to be proud of Dorian strippers that he drugged down from from pit for you,

but for Babo.

Right.

Let me handle it.

All right, Dorian, there's something here.

There's something here.

We got something here.

We're just going to work on it.

Thank you.

800-800-7234 the websites JCWShow.com.

You can email straight through there and you can watch our YouTube stream that's live

in the studio.

If you're sitting at home right now and you just want to watch it on your television

right there.

My name is John Clay Wolf of Bycars on the Radio for America's Best Car Bar.

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As I've grown older, I've dropped holidays from my calendar that I don't think apply anymore.

And this year, I'm proud to say that I dropped Valentine's Day.

And if you ladies want this holiday, we're not going to even argue about that, are we?

Because if you don't realize that men don't give a f*** about it, and if your husband is

telling you that he does, then you have tortured him like some kind of prisoner of war.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Hit them up on the cell phones, 800-800-RADIO, and check out the podcast, JCWShow.com.

And now, welcome back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Chris and Ocala, Florida.

Good morning, you're there.

Good morning.

What you got?

I sold my truck to you guys about a year ago, almost to the date, I think.

It was a 2005 Ram SRT-10 Viper truck.

Was it a two-door Ford?

Quad-Camp.

Quad-Camp, okay.

Fordor.

Yep.

Quad-Camp.

The experience was great with you and give me the VIN.

But I wonder what happened to it.

I missed that truck.

I regret selling it, obviously.

Take the VIN number and put it in Google, and you'll see where it went from there, in

most cases.

Google is an amazing tool.

I don't remember it.

How many miles are on it?

It's like 75,000, I think.

We buy and sell about 800 cars a week and give me the VIN, so I'd be lying if I said

I remember it.

I'm sorry, I don't remember your kid at the choir practice.

I don't remember it.

But I'm sure it was great, and he did a good job at the concert, I don't know.

But if you want to track down your family members, just put them in Google.

I never even thought of that one.

Thank you, sir.

All right.

800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.

You only remember the pretty ones.

Well, that one was pretty.

It's not special.

Yeah, it's not special.

Yeah, I've had 2,000 miles on it, I remember.

Do you get that a lot?

People wondering where their car is or their truck?

I don't talk to people a lot.

Okay.

To tell you the truth, because what I've learned is when I talk to someone, like a radio listener,

sure, off air, then, and I love to, quickly.

There's a lot of people that are cool, but there's, and then, so you're a listener and

you hit me on whatever and I reply, and then you're like, hey, give me a call.

I'm like, what do you need?

And like, I just got to talk to you about it.

Give me a call.

I'm like, you got to tell me what you need.

Well, you're a jerk.

I'm like, well, because if I call you, then you're going to have my phone number.

And then what happens is you start calling me and I get a new friend.

And I'm unfortunately not looking for new friends right now.

And it's not that I'm a jerk.

It's that I don't have time for new friends.

I don't have time for my kids.

I don't have time for my wife.

I don't have time for my old friends.

So I can't be adding new friends to my time thing.

I'm with you totally, man.

But you know, you're really good talking to people.

Like when you have this drive coming up next Sunday.

You really like more than most people I've known in radio.

You actually like talking to people.

I do.

Most radio people don't.

I just, when it's, when it's over, I need it to be over.

You need it to be over.

Yeah.

You need somebody beside you to push them away.

Well, no, no, no, no.

I'm not, I mean, like after that day, because once we, then, then it's, hey, man,

we were talking at the, we were talking.

Remember the time I was there, man?

Yeah.

I remember, but, but it just starts piling up and I don't have time.

Sure.

So I have to make it.

It's, it's some, it's just way my life is.

So if you want to talk to John, go at cars, KCD and coffee next.

Cars and coffee in KCD is next Sunday morning.

Walnut Springs, Texas.

I've got my own little storage thing there with cool cars in it called GMTV garage.

And it is right across almost like that alleyway from Bosque Cantina and we'll meet

at 9am at GMTV garage, bring all your cars, walk across the street, have some brunch,

get on the road and go drive this figure eight loop that is just completely badass out here

in the Texas Hill Country.

We did it the other day and there was quite a show up, quite a turnout.

And I recommend the sausage, the wagyu stuffed sausage.

Yeah.

Holy cow.

It's good.

I mean, it is good.

What have you got in the mail boss?

You've got people actually get a huge fan fan letter from somebody.

I don't think you've ever met him though.

He's in Virginia Beach.

Okay.

Do you know this fella?

It is James Akers and he says, I'm hoping John will read this or at least it'll get

to him.

Do it in your Casey Casey voice.

This sounds like a long distance.

Shut up.

Dear John, I'm a 45 year old and last year I almost passed away.

Ouch.

From pulmonary embolism.

Wow.

Yeah, that's when you think aorta detaches.

Detaches, yeah.

While in the hospital, John, I seriously watched every episode you put on YouTube.

And that's kept my spirits up the whole time, John.

Now that you didn't be crying at this point.

I have a 14 year old son and I...

Rob, maybe we shouldn't hide all those episodes then because we're saving lives with him.

I just told him all the old YouTube episodes hide him.

He and I go to car shows and we're going to ask about that in a minute.

He and I go to car shows and we've been working on a Toyota Tacoma together, John.

You are so funny and well smart and a great buyer and seller.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Sell that bitch.

I guess if I just wanted to reach out to you from the ocean front of Virginia Beach, John,

and tell you how much I love you and how much I appreciate you and you're just freaking awesome.

I'd love to meet you someday.

Hope this finds you well from Atlantic Avenue apartment 1608 in Virginia Beach.

It's James Akers.

Thanks, James.

I'm glad we could help.

Speaking of archived shows, we just put up a batch of archived podcast, audio only, JCWShow.com.

Why'd you take the YouTube stuff down?

I didn't.

Or did we?

It's gone.

Okay.

Well, because the YouTube algorithm was saying that it thinks it hurts us.

Okay.

All right.

Having too many up there hurts us.

Yeah.

On the live feeds, because the live feeds don't, like if we put a video up, we get somewhere

between 100, 200,000 and 100,000 video views on the long forms and the live feeds get like

10,000, 15,000.

So that brings them.

Yeah.

So yeah, that's why.

Makes sense.

Because most of our listeners are on the radio, not on YouTube, like 95% of them.

Gotcha.

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711 are on there.

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Speech impediment, Terrence, what's going on?

Well, happy Valentine's Day to everyone, and happy President's Day coming up.

That's two.

Are you in Austin?

Yes, I am in Austin.

Last week you said something about, when we talked about who you want to win, not a Super Bowl,

you said something about Nebraska.

I was like, what?

All right.

Did you make any Super Bowl bets?

Speech impediment, Terrence?

No, I didn't have any bad senses of humor.

But I thought Jesse Austin would know.

There you go.

Yeah.

Thank you for checking in, sir.

It's always a pleasure.

All right.

I'll go Bush Hog.

I saw a recent, baby.

All right, see, I could not translate the end there.

What did he say?

Go Bush Hogs?

Yeah.

Bush Hogs and Austin.

He's the baby.

He sounded like Biden.

He sounded actually pretty clear.

Today, usually.

I hear your music.

What you got, Terly?

Oh, I don't know.

He was asking about bets.

Oh, hey, hang on.

We've got something to talk about.

So have you listened to the tape?

Yes, three minutes and four, if you go three hours and 14 minutes and 30 seconds.

Do you have it handy?

No, because I couldn't find it on YouTube.

You have to go to Facebook right now to find the replays of the shows.

Okay, so Terly and I made a bet.

We doubled down on the 650 for the Super Bowl, and I took the Seahawks, and he says he took

the Seahawks.

Yes, because you moved the line.

So originally, I was going to do plus four New England, because that's what the line was,

and you moved it to three and a half.

I said, yeah, I'll take the Seahawks plus three and a half.

Do you have audio proof of this?

Yes.

We played for us.

I can't play it.

I don't want to go on there.

I want you to prove that we're on the radio.

Give me a little time.

Okay, here's what we're going to do.

We're going to let the public do the referee replay.

Oh.

And we're going to let everybody call in and see if you were right or wrong.

If you were right, I will gladly pay the debt.

If you were wrong, I will not.

I have not listened to this, because I know, I thought that I took the Seahawks three and

a half.

Yes, you did think that, but it was not correct.

Okay, we need to prove this and then we will, we will get to the bottom of this immediately.

I got, I got Josh Merrick down in Houston is an archivist of the show.

I remember looking for something I call him and like he usually knows.

He's just a listener and he's, he's got everything.

He's totally into the podcast.

Okay.

Go to three hours, 14 minutes and 30 seconds.

We need a clip of this.

It won't play off your computer.

No, because it's got to be on Facebook.

I'm not logged in Facebook on here.

Okay.

If it was YouTube, I could do it, but everything's gone from YouTube.

So we'll just tell Rob to open that one back up.

It's really, it's a, it's a click of a switch.

You got to have proof.

Yeah.

I'm, I just want to understand because my wife and I were talking about this and she

says, you get a little confused when it comes to math sometimes.

And she said, we need to listen to this because I thought you took the Seahawks too, but I

wasn't listening that close.

Yeah.

You, well, because remember when you moved the line, I remember I moved the line and

I had the option.

It's like, you moved it to three and a half.

Sure.

I'll take that.

That's what it was.

Yeah.

Were you already the,

I was before that.

This is where I confused you because I was at plus four.

I take the points for New England.

Right.

And you decided to move the line.

I was surprised by that.

Okay.

And you moved it to three and a half.

And I'm like, sure.

Yeah.

I'll take three and a half.

Yeah.

With Seattle.

But did you say with Seattle?

Yeah.

I said, plus three and a half Seattle.

Yes.

Well, I want to listen to this proof.

We need, we need forensic evidence because that now it's sounding exactly the way I remember

it.

You're like, yeah, I'll do that.

You said they went, oh, you acted like you were taking a dump.

And then you're like, okay, I'll take that.

But I thought you meant you're going to keep where you were.

Now I would have said I would take plus three and a half to New England if I were to do

that.

But that's where you were.

You were with New England.

I was, but you moved the line.

I know I moved the damn line.

Now what is question if I moved the damn line from four and a half to three and a half.

You are right.

But your pivot to jump teams is what I'm questioning.

And I just want to hear it.

Yeah.

I just want to hear it.

Is that too much to ask?

No.

I wouldn't.

I would have had it.

You know, guys trying to shake me down for $1,300.

And I'm just asking for the replay.

That's all I'm asking for.

It's a little proof.

But ironically, you show up this morning and you got all this audio prepared, but you don't

have that one.

Ironically, somebody asked to remove all this proof.

Dude, it's a button.

It's a button.

I bet it's live already.

If you look from last week, Rob just has to push a button.

He didn't kill them all.

He just hit them all.

There it is.

No.

Yeah.

I don't know.

We'll figure this out.

Well, the really positive thing is that Charlie is not an actual bookmaker or you'd be in

trouble.

Somebody would knock on his door.

You got to be rimmed.

You got to remember what the bet was.

God, I've been watching the Sopranos.

I'm in season two now.

It's so good.

Look it.

I love the crackhead that owns the sports store.

And his daughter, his son picks Tony's daughter up in a SUV for school and the guy got into

a game and got in over his head.

The dad did.

So Tony took the car as a deposit against the 45,000 that he was down and he took the

kid's car and he gave it to his daughter as a gift.

And she was all excited and said, wait, this is Jimmy Einstein's car or something.

And he's like, yeah.

And he explained to her what really happened and his daughter would not accept the gift

because it was a gambling debt of her friend's father.

That's a great arc.

That's a great season.

That was Terminator 2 guy, the sporting goods store owner.

He's also the guy that looks just like Don Henley, who's playing the bad guy on Tulsa

King.

Yeah.

The current season.

We were watching last night me and John were watching Tulsa King and goes, the guy walks

up with his hat and the glasses on.

I said, Don Henley and John goes, really?

Because he looks just like Don Henley, like old current day.

Don Henley.

What have you got in the news, Jay?

We have Florida state news if you'd like going to Florida.

And now America's online down under and removed for Sunshine State News with your certified

lifeguard, J.D.

Ryan, just a couple of moments ago, you heard a fight here in the studio that may go to

blows.

This is kind of odd, especially for Florida, especially for a senior citizen's center.

A bunch of Florida senior citizens got into a brawl.

Where?

Where might you say?

On the pickleball court.

It started over an argument about somebody stepping into the kitchen during the game.

A 63-year-old guy allegedly swore at a woman.

He hit her husband with a pickleball paddle, punched another guy in the nose.

I mean, this guy got radical.

And then he actually pushed a 70-year-old woman to the ground, not cool at all.

And of course, they called 911, and of course, we have that audio, John, to get number seven.

Hello.

We're at First Creek Pickleball Court, and there's a fight that's broken out, and we

need help.

Come quick, please.

Okay.

How many people are fighting?

There's about 20 people.

They're fighting.

Any weapons?

They're breaking.

No.

I mean, somebody hit somebody with a pickleball paddle, hit somebody in the head.

Turley Sportswiener's a weapon.

Oh, my God.

Okay, they're freaking us, but we need help.

We need help right now at the pickleball court.

Oh, you know, it's like a bunch of 50-year-olds and plus up there rolling around.

Have you ever seen the video of the two old guys that get out on the street, and they're

going to fight, and they stand there for like 45 seconds, swinging, and everybody's missing.

Finally, one of them just falls down.

All right, so you wanted to do this.

Did you smoke any dope in Florida?

Well, at Chase, that began with the Florida Highway Patrol following a stolen white Honda

driving erratically at high speeds, that part's unusual, running stop signs, having numerous

misses with pedestrians.

It ended up with the arrest of 34-year-old Jenny Fales, who reportedly, by the way, asked

the troopers, you'd think, maybe, what would you ask for?

You asked for a lawyer, you asked for your phone call, and nope, she wanted hamburgers

and fries.

Listen to this, cadet.

Florida Highway Patrol says troopers spotted a white Honda Accord Wednesday night.

They say the woman driving west did not pull over.

From running the red light at Evans to crossing the stop light at Fowler, she kept driving

under the influence down MLK.

According to the report, she refused to perform field sobriety exercises and a breathalyzer

test.

The trooper says she repeatedly told them, just let me go, let's go chill.

Eat a hamburger and fries, and questioned why they couldn't just go out to eat.

Fales is in custody at the Lee County Jail with a suspended driver's license from Georgia.

But even though this was in Florida, believe it or not, we have Jenny Fales right here

in the studio today to ask her, why in the world were you driving like that?

They call me Jenny Fales.

Jenny Fales.

With those police in Florida, don't know I changed my name, because I've been married

to Jay Marcus, Jimmy Dill, the Pickle, everybody call him the Pickle, since 2018.

Now we ain't church married.

No, you're not church married.

We ain't church married.

No.

But we go out for cheeseburgies and fries all the time.

And we had a true lasting love, a beautiful love for many years until last week.

Jimmy the Pickle.

Jimmy Dill told me him and his brother Tyrone last Sunday, they were going to go take themselves

a pool table, put it in his house.

We don't live together.

No you don't.

Though we've been married, we've had many cheeseburgers together over the years.

Getting high.

He was a big fine looking man.

I thought I would take them some red, red length plates, like they like the hot length.

From Kankai.

Hot lengths.

Over in Bankhead where we live.

And his brother wasn't there and there wasn't no pool table there, neither, but you know

who was there.

Who was there?

That little old little bitty pretty white bitch.

Oh.

Oh hey.

To meet the quarrels.

And she was in the house.

She was in the house.

She was upstairs.

Oh that's nice.

She was upstairs in the bedroom.

Not a good sign.

With Jimmy Dill Pickle.

So you know what I done?

What did you do?

Stole her car.

Oh that's the Honda.

I stole her car.

You were in the car.

The Honda.

Yeah.

It was a beautiful car.

White.

Now it didn't look as good when I got the Florida with it because it's a long way.

You know from Atlanta and Florida, must have been at least, you know, 700 miles.

Yeah.

I did get all the way down there in South Florida.

And I was just going to give myself a cheeseburger all the way down there.

You know, I was drinking just a little bit of that red ball.

Red ball.

Bring that red ball.

Know what that is.

It's a cinnamon whiskey.

Oh.

I don't know what y'all call out in Texas.

Far above.

You a good looking man too.

You like a cheeseburger?

No I don't want a cheeseburger.

I appreciate you coming in.

Bring it out here to Florida.

I need $18,000.

Give myself out of this jail.

All right.

Honey.

What are you going to have?

Thank you.

You a good looking DJ Ryan.

Jenny Phelps.

Oh, I love it.

Thank you.

We'll be back with this.

We did find the audio.

Stay tuned.

We are going to get to the bottom of this sports betting.

Boy.

And see if, see who owes who $1,300.

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And live from the United States.

It's Saturday morning.

It's the John Clay Wolf Show.

Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown.

And featuring D.J. Breakey, Keith Richards, Rush Limbaugh,

and Satan, the Prince of Darkness.

And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

800-800-7234.

Now Mike and I, Turley.

He and I have been working together for what, 15 years?

16 years, 13 years?

2010, yeah.

Yeah.

16 years, almost.

Okay.

And we bet on the season week by week and the last year I lost and I paid him through

the company and we took the taxes out.

And I'm going to do this.

If I'm wrong on this one, then I'm going to pay you against the company.

Of course.

But I'm going to add the taxes back.

Oh, that's nice of you.

So it's even more.

That is very good.

And I thought about this because we doubled down, he was up 650 bucks last Saturday and

we doubled down on the Super Bowl and the line was four and a half and I moved it to

three and a half for the Seahawks and I took the Seahawks.

And I was watching the game so happy and excited and I was like, oh, I've got him.

We're going to zero out.

Done.

And then so I bumped him at the end like, you know, sorry bud, you suck.

Yeah.

And he said, thanks for moving or you just said, thanks for doubling down.

Yeah.

We're even now.

I'm like, huh?

So I'm throwing the coaches challenge to see, I won't replay.

And we're going to let everybody call in and tell us, I have not heard this tape.

I said, we're going to play the tape of what was exactly said last week.

We were live at gas monkey in Dallas at gas monkey ice house doing a remote and a car

show.

Mike was back here at the studio.

So I didn't, I was thinking about this.

I didn't see you.

I didn't look at your eyes.

So that could have caused some more confusion on my end.

And there's a second delay too.

So anytime for me talking to you guys, there is.

So I could see how you listen back to it.

Okay.

Now we're going to listen.

Rob has put up a poll on the chat.

Oh, they're going to definitely take you because it's just you.

Let's listen.

I mean, is it, but is it, is it.

It's very blurry.

Oh, it's very obvious to me.

Yes.

Okay.

Here's the question.

Who made the bet for three and a half on the Seahawks?

Was it Mike or me?

Go ahead.

I'm going to say I'm taking the Patriots and points here.

Pay attention.

John, what do you go with?

I'm thinking.

I'm going to go with the Hawks for three and a half.

So you're moving the line.

Yep.

So will they win by a field goal?

And then you would win.

I'm going to take that.

Yeah.

I'll take the three and a half there.

So if I'd gone two and a half, you would have gone Hawks.

I don't know.

We'll never know.

The bet is placed.

The deed is done.

Oh my God.

I feel stronger about it now than I did before.

How?

Because I even use an example of you would have gone with the Hawks.

If the example, you're confused though, because I said, I'll take that.

If anybody knows, if they ever bet before, you say, if you're taking the points and

the other team, you say, plus the points, New England, which I did at the beginning.

And then you change the line, which was your call, which was fine.

That's the game we play, which I was like, sweet.

All right.

This is falls.

Right.

What I wanted.

I'll take the three and a half Seattle.

We have a call in number so you can make your ruling from the video booth.

I need the referees out there in America to call in and tell us who made what bet.

So 800-800-7234, 800-800-7234, 800-800 radio.

Let's do it one more time.

But I can, you know what I'm saying.

I could see how you got confused on that because you moved the line.

That's where the park gets confused.

Why don't we move the line all the time?

I know, but I flipped it on you.

I went from saying plus four, New England, you'll hear at the beginning here.

Then you said, well, plus three and a half Seattle.

I'm like, sure.

So when I gave the example to be clear, did that not?

Why did you pay attention?

Why did you not contradict me?

Because that's what I wasn't going to do.

I was saying plus three Seattle.

Play it.

I'm going to say I'm taking the Patriots and points here.

John, what do you go with?

I'm thinking.

I'm going to go with the Hawks for three and a half.

So you're moving the line.

Yep.

So will they win by a field goal?

And then you would win.

I'm going to take that.

Yeah.

I'll take the three and a half there.

So if I had gone two and a half, you would have gone Hawks?

I don't know.

We'll never know.

The bet is placed.

The deed is done.

That's where it stops there.

We have an online poll on the chat right now.

There's several hundred people that have voted and it is almost, it's basically a tie.

So confusion is definitely in the air.

It's just because of the move in the line.

And I can see.

Yes.

It's very obvious that you can be confused by if you haven't bet before.

Chester Heights PA.

What do you say?

You're on the air.

I say he took the Patriots and the three and a half points.

Okay.

I did not say that though.

That's what you did.

That's what it sounded like.

This guy has no skin in the game.

We've been on in PA for like five minutes.

He doesn't care about me.

He doesn't care about you.

So I'm going to, there's one J.W. Turley.

That's one.

Okay.

Let's go to Robert and Houston.

Robert, what's your, what's your deal?

So I think where Turley got himself is he said, I'll take that, I'll take the points.

And I think that puts him on the Patriots.

Now the three and a half though, I'm taking Seattle.

But did you say that?

Right.

But when you say you're taking, when you say you're taking the points, that means you're

taking the plus.

I have to say New England.

If you were given the, well, if you were, if you were on Seattle, you would say I would

give the points.

Okay.

Here's another Houston Texas.

We've got a lot of degenerate gambling professionals in Houston.

Good morning, Houston.

Good morning.

As a Seattle Seahawks fan, go Seahawks.

John, you win the bet, sir.

Okay.

Oxford, Arkansas.

What's your take?

Arkansas.

I'm just taking these blind.

I don't have your name.

501 area code.

You on?

Yeah.

Who won?

Hello?

Yep.

John, you definitely won.

You clearly said if you had taken the Seahawks and, and Mike didn't go for it.

So you definitely won.

Okay.

Another Houston.

Nathan, what's your take?

Dude, he needs to pay you your money.

I don't have to pay anything.

He's the one that's paying me.

It would be even.

All right.

Hey, John, thank you for taking my call because obviously you won the bet and you know, he's

just projecting his confusion on you.

He keeps making excuses that you're confused.

It's like, wow, there's a lot of projection, dude.

Lots of projection.

Russell in Texas.

Yes, sir.

The, whoever had the points are irrelevant on this bet.

The Seahawks 2913.

So whoever had the Seahawks wins the bet.

The difference was 16 points.

But he's saying he had the Seahawks.

Three and a half, four and a half or whatever.

It doesn't matter.

Right.

But he's saying that he took the Seahawks.

He wins the bet.

But did he?

Anthony Houston.

Everybody's in Houston.

It's a gambler.

Yeah.

Magic Max.

Turn the whole time.

They got it.

Anthony there.

Yeah, I'm here, John.

He definitely said, listen, I bet for years I'm originally from New York.

You know that you've met me.

If you say I'm taking the points, that means you're taking the pass.

So he took the pass.

I don't care whether he said Patriots or not, he took them.

Thank you.

Do you think you have to say who you're taking there?

You're glad to box.

Crab in Southern California.

What you got?

You can't play with early sportsmen.

I'm still confused, so I don't know.

Okay.

All right.

One more.

Christian in Florida, what do you got?

Mike, you lost, buddy.

Because he asked if you were going to take, if he would have made it two and a half, you

would have taken Seattle and you said, I don't know.

Well, why would I say so?

You said we'll never know.

I went for clarification.

Okay.

Hang on.

One more time.

Now that we've all been through this, play it one more time.

Listen close to the end.

I'm going to say I'm taking the Patriots and the points here.

John, what do you go with?

I'm thinking.

I'm going to go with the Hawks for three and a half.

So you're moving the line.

Yep.

So will they win by a field goal?

And then you would win.

I'm going to take that.

Yeah.

I'll take the three and a half there.

So if I'd have gone two and a half, you would have gone Hawks.

I don't know.

We'll never know.

It's all semantics, but here's the deal.

You can't say that Turley is projecting confusion.

I know Turley as well as anybody.

There's no confusion to project there.

So semantically, this could go the really positive thing, John,

is you don't owe Turley any money anymore.

And it's all even on the season.

Well, it's not in his eyes.

1300.

If you were confused and don't want to do it, that's fine.

Nope.

I'm going to high road this.

I'm not going to pay the taxes, but I'm going to pay you the 1300 because

you believe that's what you were doing.

And really this is a, you showed up out here and worked when we were

all having fun in Dallas and had we all been together, we wouldn't

have had this confusion if we would have been, if we weren't on remote.

So I'm going to high road this.

I'm not even going to say what I think because everybody else already

said it for me.

And I am going to Rob turn in a $1300 bonus for Michael Turley.

So now you're, now you're trying to do the, is the guilt.

I'm not trying to do anything.

It's already done on the board on the board.

It says 58% to 42% on the chat room that, that they see my point.

However, you honestly believe that.

So if you did, and I understood you believed it, we would have kept

wiggling around.

And I feel like I probably would have lost.

I should have just clarified, I guess at the end to make sure everybody

knows, Hey, I'm taking three and a half points Seattle.

If I said that at the end, then yeah, that would have, I think it would

have cleared it up for you.

If, if, you know, don't start, don't start talking to me like I'm,

like I'm special needs.

Like I'm special needs.

I don't have down syndrome right now.

And at the end of that tape, I try to clarify it for you.

And I said, so if this would have happened, you would have taken Seattle.

That was your moment to say, I did take Seattle.

Right.

Yeah, that was why I was clear.

I thought it was clear that I did though.

Well, I mean, do we have to replay it again to show that I said, we can do

it.

So if we would have gone down to whatever, then you would have taken

Seattle and you said, we'll never know.

I mean, I could have said told you, you should have said, I am Seattle,

you're confused.

That's correct.

No, that's right.

I should have said, I just figured you were not confused.

I didn't realize that you were confused.

Momentary lapse of clarity.

I'm fine.

Let it go.

Here's what we're doing.

It's fine.

He's taking the money.

Yeah.

I'm taking the win.

There you go.

Ladies and gentlemen.

I'm taking the win.

There you go.

So my entire Super Bowl experience that I thought I was winning

the whole time and I'm laughing because I beat his ass.

Yeah.

And he doubled down on me for the whole season and I got him and I got

even.

I won that, but I'm going to pay him because he is for other reasons.

That's a very good thing you're doing there, John.

That's a win-win.

This guy, every week, every game of the season of football, this guy,

every week, he says, oh, you want to move the line?

I'm going to go with you.

I'm like, you can have that, John.

And you wind up 650 back at the Super Bowl.

What are you going to do?

Speaks.

It's a very nice thing.

You're doing very nice.

He's from the East Coast.

I'm a little scared of him.

He might send somebody after me, so I'm just going to roll with it.

And I'll admit that I should.

I'm just buying insurance.

Smart.

I admit that I did bait you to do that.

That was true, yes.

I baited you to hopefully you move the line on it and you did.

And I should have clarified.

So that's my fault.

If we didn't work together, I would not be paying.

So we will be clear on that, too.

So we're going to set the line on the cars.

And that's coming up next.

And you call in 800-800-7234-800-800-radio.

Tell Preke what you'll take for your car.

And I'll tell you if I'm over or under.

And if I'm over, I'm buying it.

If I'm under, I'm letting you keep it.

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Charlie, for GiveMeTheVin.com.

You've got an 88 4Runner SR5.

Odo went out at 260,000 miles.

Sinksy put about 40,000.

So 300,000 miles, 5-speed.

I mean, is it 2 grand?

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

Thanks.

Courtney in Texas.

You've got an 85 Scottsdale Chevy square-body truck.

3-quarter ton?

Is that right?

Yes, sir.

126,000 original miles, four-wheel drive, regular cab.

What's the paint look like?

I just had it painted all recently, about maybe six, seven, eight months ago.

Mako and Keller.

Oh, wow.

You really went all out.

Did you put the body?

Everybody else wanted to enter 12,000.

What did Mako charge, just out of curiosity?

I believe it was 3,500.

That's great.

Did they put the body moldings on the side, or is it just, is it blank white?

No, I stripped it all down.

I mean, everything sanded it down to the bare metal.

But today, did you put the body moldings on it?

No, sir.

There's nothing on it.

The headlights are there, and then there's a milk crate.

I still got the bent seat, but to move it in and out of my shop, I just sit on a milk crate to move it.

Where's the interior?

It's in my shop.

I was going to go back with the L-O-C and just, you know, wasn't trying to make it a show truck,

but I was trying to go back with everything new.

Okay, so you're tired of the product?

I'm happy to have you.

It says you've got seven grand in it.

I need to buy this truck and finish it.

So I'm going to, you know, on my rate of return, it would probably take six months,

because we're not very quick at finishing anything.

What motor is in it?

It's a 350.

Uh-huh.

And it's a white three-quarter.

Will you take seven grand for it and I'll finish the project?

Yes, sir.

Okay, I'm going to buy it.

It runs, right?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, the AC and the heat works.

I bought it from the original owner.

Old man lives here in Santo.

Where is he? Oh, Santo.

I've got a friend out there, Janie Braswell.

I know exactly where he is.

Yes.

Yeah, she's got all those cars.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, Mike, her husband passed away.

Yeah, I mean, that lady's got the...

Are you familiar with her car collection?

Oh, yeah.

It's ridiculous.

I knew Mike pretty well.

It's ridiculous.

I mean, it's like amazing.

Actually, I'm going out there and doing a video with her in about a month.

Okay, I own another project.

That's what I'm looking for in my life.

However, the only reason I'm doing this is because I have heartstrings for it.

I like these cars.

I mean, there's cars that you just look at like money,

and there's cars you look at with passion,

and I like your truck,

and that's the only reason I'm taking on the project.

So, right sold on the windshield,

and I'll get somebody to get with you.

And here we go.

All right, thank you.

Thank you.

800-800-7234-800-800.

Radio, my name's John Clay Wolfe.

And don't tell anybody I bought a project,

because I swear off doing it,

but I like that one.

We'll be right back.

Yeah, I don't think she really wants to hear what I have to say.

So we settled on sexual fantasies, you know?

Thank God I asked her to tell me what hers was first,

because they weren't even close.

You know, hers were all about romance and feelings

and some sort of candle.

Mine are just positions.

She was like,

I want to be in Paris on Valentine's Day

and some other stuff.

I wasn't listening.

And then she's like, it's your turn, honey.

I'm like, great, let's take a look at my diagram.

You take your left leg and put it at a 45-degree angle like this.

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Damn, it feels good to say that.

Kevin, a 16 Cadillac CTSV has 11,000 miles?

Yes, sir.

You want $7,500?

Yeah, I wouldn't call you for that.

You know better than that.

Then Pre-K, why did you write $7,500?

I don't know, I thought that's what he said.

$7,500.

No, I did.

I said $7,500, but no, he said $100 and I just laughed.

No, y'all know better than that.

You want $75,000?

Yeah, I mean, it's $90,000 cars news.

I don't know what it's worth now.

We bought it brand new and it sits in the garage.

Okay.

Well, it ain't $75,000.

I haven't called anybody, so we're going to let you say,

give me some number.

Sure.

I'll buy it.

Let me give you a real number on it.

But your number is way the hell off.

Okay.

It's worth, you know, I'd give $57,500.

It's got 11,000 miles on it.

Yeah.

What color?

It's in the garage.

Black.

It's the only color we buy.

I hear you.

And you're in Nashville.

Okay.

Yeah, 57, 50, 59, black.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I might go a little more, but I'd like to buy it.

But yeah, that's the real money.

Sorry for the confusion.

Pre-K, he, well, that's why he's called Pre-K.

He's because he didn't get out of grade school.

No, no, no.

I asked him to specify.

Okay.

And he said $7,500.

All right.

Anyway, we're good.

I mean, we've gone from $7,500 to almost $60,000 in the phone call,

but now everybody's happy.

Exactly.

Speaking of Nashville, we're looking for inspectors or buyers in

Nashville and North Philadelphia area, too, so.

Okay.

Give me the Vin.com.

I have a full-time job.

Go get it.

No, he's just putting a shout out.

Thank you.

He's like, I don't want to do that.

Yeah.

He's, um, for giving the Vin, Philadelphia, North Philadelphia,

and Nashville, Tennessee, go to give me the Vin.com and click

careers or jobs or whatever it says on there and apply.

We were hiring there.

Okay.

Mail from jail.

Good morning, Johnny Cash.

Are you around?

We have prisoners.

We have prisoners from all over the country.

Write us mail to our PO box and Johnny Cash picks the letter he's

going to read on the air every week from heaven.

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

John, this week's mail from Gerald Entry reads, Hey, JCW,

I hope you're doing well and your health is good.

I'm doing time right now.

As you know, I'll contact you when I get out though.

It doesn't matter if this year or 10 years, I just have to adapt to

my age and that sir is live.

I am glad God finally has smiled on your parade.

5000 people is a good number.

It sounds like you convinced a lot more people than me to support your

dream.

So you go boy, go.

Truth is all mass movements begin with a call to action.

People don't want to be comforted.

They want to be stirred into action.

I know you like to cruise on your boat when the lake's like glass and I

like that too.

But if the weather turns to bubblegump stripping weather in hallelujah,

I'll be on the tower encouraging God to bring it on.

Who's with me now?

Tell me that doesn't stir your soul just a little bit.

Also on a side note, can Kim Kardashian be redeemed if she comes

back after going black?

If she gave me a chance, I'd treat her like a queen.

That last SNL fool treated her like a joke.

Why?

Is she really that bad?

How many guys has she been with?

Good Lord.

Certainly not as many as my ex-wife.

He has a lot of time in prison.

I'm just saying.

Loving peace from your friend from the pin.

And number one fan, Gregory Truett, Ferguson unit, midway, Texas.

You got a lot of emails from this guy, John.

Anyway, if you got mail from jail out there, partner, just send it on down

the line to us here at PO Box 471517.

That is in Fort Worth, Texas, 76147.

Sunday cars, coffee, quesadillas, Bosque, Cantina, Walnut Springs

at 10 o'clock and at 9 o'clock I'm meeting guys at the GMTV garage

right across the street.

Bring your cars down.

We'll have some, um, brothership?

What is it called?

Brothership?

Fellowship.

I'm thinking black.

Brothership.

Fellowship.

And we'll walk across street, grab some breakfast, go on a car cruise

if you want to do that.

You know, that's a cool deal.

Cars, coffee, quesadillas sounds really good.

Willie used to have a deal years ago.

Willie Nelson.

And it was, I was successful for about probably the first few years.

What was that?

Back in the 80s.

Golf and pot.

Don't be right back.

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I'm worth more.

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All in and love was the last thing I had on my mind.

Matt in Florida, you've got a 21 Porsche 911 Turbo S

with a factory arrow kit.

Anarchy wheels, guards red.

8,000 miles.

Is the car fax clean?

Oh yeah, clean car fax.

What percentage of these cars came in the arrow kit?

About 60 or 70% of them?

Oh, I think it's like 30, 40.

I think most of them don't have the arrow kit.

Do you have the factory wheels?

I do not.

I bought it with the anarchy wheels.

How long have you had it?

I bought it just at the end of last year, November.

Okay.

It's just a hobby.

I've got a McLaren, a new M3.

A few other guys just love cars.

So I like to buy and sell them and modify them and all that.

If I did 217, would you hit?

No, I couldn't take 217.

Is that, I'm assuming you go off MMR?

I go off of all kinds of things.

Okay, I got you.

Yeah.

I mean, I want 230, but I wanted to see where you would hit it.

I didn't even know you had a radio show or anything.

I just got in the car and I'm literally in the Porsche right now

and I turned it on and I was like, what is this?

And so I called in.

Yeah.

If you look us up, like look me up, John Clay Wolfe's my name

and the company's GiveMeTheVin.com.

There's stuff all over the web.

You'll quickly see we're one of the biggest hotline dealers in the country.

Yeah.

I used to own a Chevrolet dealership.

I bought cars from you before.

Okay.

But I didn't know you had a radio show.

That's why I was like, oh man, and I'm thinking about making a move in this car

and that's why I just called in.

Okay.

So this is dealer to dealer kind of?

Are you still in the business?

No, I sold my Chevrolet store last year.

Put me down for 220 and bill me up.

Let's roll.

Yeah.

I can't take 220, but I mean the car, you would, everyone says their car is nice.

My car is really nice.

It's got 8,000 miles.

Yeah.

It's going to be nice.

Yeah.

Where did you buy it?

I bought it from Golf Coast Motorworks.

My best friend Rob runs that dealership in Naples.

So you're 230.

I'm 220.

Right.

Do something.

I'm trying to buy your car.

You know I am.

Do something.

Leave me a, I can't work for free.

No, I know.

Well, how do we, how do we get in touch off the radio show?

No, no, no, no, no.

We're here in front of God's girl.

Everybody.

We're doing business.

I like it.

We don't need to get in touch.

We're here.

230.

Let's go.

Nope.

I'm 220.

Let's go.

Move and I'll, and I'll hit.

Split.

No, I, no, I don't, I don't want to, I don't want to split it or close though, but I, I need,

I need 230 and, and I think the car makes money for you there.

Oh, I don't not think it makes money from, from me there or I would have already hit it.

What, um, what, it's red.

What did you pay for?

Red on black.

What did you pay for it in November?

I paid 230.

Right.

How many miles run it?

Uh, 5,500.

I put 2,000.

Well, I'll put 2,500 on it.

So, I know that, I know that the car, I know I bought it for wholesale.

You know what I mean?

So.

And, and you know, I'm going to sell it for, rip anyone off.

I'm just trying to, you know, I'm going to sell it for wholesale.

So, I mean, you know, I mean.

Yeah.

Do you want me?

Well, I know, I know if I, if I, if I put it out there and, you know, sell it individually,

I can get a little more, but then, you know, the whole deal, I have to deal with the headache

of listing it and dealing with people.

Sure.

And versus being paid on Monday.

Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

I have a title.

Yeah.

I mean, you know who I am.

If you've, if you've been in the auctions, you know that we're going to do something.

We'll get you wrapped up super fast.

Right.

Did you register it to yours?

Is it on a dealer number?

No, no, no.

It's a personal name.

So you paid taxes?

No.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

I sold my Chevrolet dealership last year, so I don't have a dealer's license anymore.

Okay.

225.

225,000.

Let's do a dope deal, homeboy.

Give me like, give me just like an hour or two and I can give you an answer.

Let me think about it.

So translation.

Let me go shop it to my friend at Gulf Coast and let me go call anybody else that I can

think of before I commit.

Right.

I've got my daughters.

It's Saturday.

I've got my daughter's dancer side.

I'm literally, I'm literally on the way to the dance.

I hear you, but you're going to be texting everybody and saying, hey, I got 225.

You're going to knock him off.

I mean, don't lie to me.

I know what you're going to do.

I'm not lying.

Dude, I'm not lying.

Just sell it.

I mean, what are the odds of a guy driving down the road at a quarter million dollar

car, getting on the radio and having a guy at the other end of the radio saying, I'm

down 225.

I'll pay you Monday and you know, it's real.

Oh, now you know how the people feel that we're sitting in your dealership.

Why you were penciling, why you're penciling them back.

What's it take to do business right now?

Here's the forest queer.

You write it down.

You sign here.

Oh, I can't believe I lost your trade in keys.

Where's my car?

I don't know.

They'll be back in a little bit.

If you knew who my business partner was, you know, I didn't operate that way.

You can tell me who your business partner was.

Tom Durant.

Okay.

Yep.

I remember when y'all bought that dealership.

Yeah.

Stingray in Florida.

Yep.

Yeah.

Oh wait.

Yeah.

That's right.

Because he bought Bill Hurd at the same time when Bill Hurd went broke down in Houston.

Yeah.

That's right.

The sugar line.

Mike and his GM is a good friend of mine in the first place I ever bought cars in my

life was Jerry's and then classic.

And I bought when Tom first opened his dealership in Fort Worth, Texas in downtown Fort Worth.

I bought my second car after my first one got stolen.

I bought from Classic, a four-wheel drive extended cab doodly in 1990 or 1991.

Yep.

Yeah.

I know them right.

Right before he moved out to Gravine.

That's right.

Sell the car.

Yeah.

Put it, book it.

My God, let's be done.

Hey, we got mutual friends.

Right.

Let's do 230.

230 at yours.

Yeah, but I'm not going to spend 230,000 to make nothing and ship from Florida.

We're five grand apart.

Right.

Yeah, but that clear coat.

Yeah.

You got an Instagram.

Look at the pictures of the car.

I don't need to look at pictures.

You know, I'm never even going to look at this damn thing.

I'm never going to open the door on it.

I'm never even going to know I had it.

It's going to come.

It's going to go.

It's going to come and it's going to go and it's going to make $2,200.

Maybe if everything goes right.

Nah, it's going to do 230.

We're not going to run it.

Dallas.

Yeah.

Okay.

So let's do this.

Here's what we're doing.

We're splitting from 225.

Actually, I'll do this with you.

I'll split the sun.

No, I'll split with you from 227 high low and there's no confusion on this one.

Turley.

Yes.

So you and I, I'm paying you half anything we net over 227 and you're covering half

of anything we lose back at 227 and I'll still pay you a Monday to 228.

We wrap it up.

No splitting nothing.

See, he didn't want to split.

Yeah.

He didn't want to split.

Sell that bitch.

Let's be done.

228,000.

Yeah.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.

Just because the Durant family, you got me there because now I've got some deep roots

there.

Thank you.

So we're good.

228.

228 sold.

Okay.

All right.

So what do I do?

I go to Give Me the Vin and then.

And the guys will pick it up and they'll know and say, I have, John bought this for me for

228,000 on the radio and they'll probably be familiar with it because the radio shows

on in the, in the bullpen up there and we're done and we'll get, they'll want to copy the

front and back of the title.

They'll want to copy of the Vin sticker and the Vin plate and a quick video walk around

just to make sure it is.

They're going to pull the car facts, make sure it's clean and then we will align transportation

and we'll do the paperwork today actually.

Okay.

They'll send you overnight check or something.

Yeah.

And they'll send you a E-Doc to click down on the purchase order.

Okay.

All right.

Bye.

Sounds good.

Okay.

There's a deal.

Wow.

That was a five minute negotiation.

That's how long that takes.

Yeah.

That's the longest.

I think you've had somebody on the phone for that's a long time.

You're a damned liar, Mr. Lundergaard.

Oh, Mr.

Yeah.

But that true quote.

I'm cooperating here.

I love it.

Yeah.

We're going to keep on cooperating too.

Stay tuned.

We've got more of the John Clay Wolf Show coming your way.

Yeah.

Next right here.

Don't go away.

He and his wife are following a ketogenic low carb diet plan.

But this morning he cheated and had a donut for breakfast.

Oddly enough, when he came clean with her during dinner this evening,

she seemed only upset about the pastry.

And not at all that he had slept with Patty from the office.

His dream of becoming a country artist was recently renewed by the

realization that all he had to do was get a bunch of face tattoos

and learn how to use an auto tune.

He's pretty sure David Allen Coe would have approved.

After playing some hoops at the gym,

his buddy couldn't help but notice him putting on a pair of sexy

women's leggings in the locker room and had to ask,

when did you start wearing those?

His answer ever since my wife found him in the glove box of my truck.

He is the world's biggest son of a bitch.

Hey man, I don't always drink beer,

but when I do, make mine a natty light tall boy.

Yeah buddy.

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There's flooding in.

New Orleans, is that right?

Huh.

Y'all making me work today, man.

Bastards.

Sorry about that.

That was a lot of work.

But there's a good car, and it just shows how close we'll get to the money on it.

See, I gotta enclose carrying that car back from Florida.

It's gonna cost 1,500.

He was tough, man.

You know, they don't always go that way.

He gave him 230, I gave him 230.

Anyway, 800-800-7234-800-800-RADIO.

On this day, in 2014, a Seattle woman was charged after sending Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell a number of chilling death threats.

Really?

Yeah.

Soundgarden is our back tracks.

Chris Cornell.

Chris Cornell is our back tracks.

You know, he worked with some other groups and did a really great body of work.

So it could be any of them.

Yeah.

Okay, let's go cut one.

That's easy.

You got it?

Cut two.

I would not get that one.

That's two different bands, by the way.

Okay, so you name the song and the band, and you win anything at JCWShow.com.

Click on the merch and we'll send you something.

Pre-K, also the guy that won last week emailed me and said he didn't get the contact.

So you got to contact these people.

I am afforded you his email.

Okay, so call in 800-800-7234-800-800-RADIO and guess the name of these two songs were playing backwards from Chris Cornell and name which band he was in that they were on that album.

Cut one.

Cut two.

One more time.

Do cut two one more time.

That's the tough one.

Big Mike, what's on your mind?

You there?

Yeah.

What's on your mind?

Hey, I was just wondering, I've seen Richard, your buddy, he was talking about he buys cars, vans, trucks, boats, RVs.

Sounds like he's countered out your business model.

What do you think about that?

He helped me.

I'm talking about Gas Monkey, Richard Rones.

He's helped me with car building and social media and I'm helping him scaling his Gas Monkey by his product.

Right on.

So.

Just sounded like he was trying to step on your toes.

Well, he's not.

He works a different angle, but he's got like 20 million social media followers.

I mean, he's a legit celeb, right?

And he's always done this and he asked me, how do you do it on the level you do it?

And I said, well, if I had 20 million followers, I would just do it to my base.

And I showed him what we do.

And I said, you know, I'll help you with the weird stuff that you don't know, the newer stuff that's not exactly as well.

Anyway, we're friends.

We're not partners on it.

We're just friends on it.

And we are partners on that F6 Ferrari we're building together and we're partners.

I invested in that restaurant, that Gas Monkey Ice House.

And yeah, we're just, he's just turned out to be a really good friend, tell you the truth.

Hadn't, you know, we hadn't pissed each other off yet.

I'm surprised because I mean, we've been sitting together on Wednesdays after the auction for two and a half years now.

Like every single Wednesday I go to Gas Monkey after the auction and we just compare.

We just work on stuff together.

Right now we're working on this F6 release, this Ferrari build and he's brought on Supercar Blondie.

Oh, you know, so he brings a lot to the table too.

She's got a lot of views.

Yeah, yeah.

A lot.

And they want us to auction it off on their platform.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

And so we've got ideas and, you know, there's just a lot of, there's just a lot of good synergy.

And I've enjoyed it a lot.

And Richard, if you are listening to this, what do you call this, a hand job?

God!

I don't believe you call it that.

What do you call it when you're stroking?

Yeah.

This positive thing.

Yeah.

You did get those welders from Lincoln for free, I think.

And you've got new ones and we were supposed to talk about me getting those from you.

Oh.

And you wanted to price them to me and I'd think it'd be awesome if you just gave them to me.

Because I'm fixing to do this build on the Lamborghini off-road buggy that we're going

to race in the desert.

I'm going to race in the desert.

And again, he gave me his, Sean, he gave me one of his great metal fabricators that he

hires on outside to build, to build this car.

Very nice.

So anyway, it's all good.

Yeah, all right.

All worked together great.

Yeah.

It's, you can do more as pairs sometimes.

But he and I are both such lone sheep that it's, it's, but we're far enough apart in

what we really do.

We don't cross up.

And we haven't hit, hit the heads yet.

Nah.

Yeah.

That's cool.

I'm surprised.

You're both a little tight base.

Oh, a little, a little.

So I'm saying, but we both are old enough to recognize it and we check it when it starts

crossing up.

Yeah.

If they're younger, there's no way.

That's a good point.

There would be no way.

No way.

You've learned.

It's, you've both grown.

No, it looks quiet.

Just like you have in sports betting.

Especially symbiotic.

Absolutely.

You guys work good together.

You grew up.

Your mama.

Erica, Los Angeles.

Good morning.

You're there.

Good morning.

We're still doing the backtrack.

Yep.

What's your guess?

Okay.

Audio.

I mean, the first one, Temple of the Dog, Hungry Strike.

Yes.

Are you a slave?

Show me how to live.

Second one.

What's she saying?

What's she saying on the second one?

Show me how to live.

That's wrong.

No, Erica.

That is incorrect.

She did get the first one right.

Yeah.

That's the obvious one.

Yeah.

Brendan and Houston.

Good morning.

You're on the air.

I was wanting to do the backtrack.

Yeah.

Hit it.

Temple of the Dog, Hungry Strike.

And fell on Black Day Sound Garden.

No, I fell on that.

Let's play that one more time.

The second one.

Great song.

Brian, it says your phone is in Sino, Austin.

And Sino is in California.

No, I'm in Flugerville.

Okay.

What's your guess?

Temple of the Dog, Hungry Strike.

And Be Yourself by Audio Slate.

Yeah.

That's a good job.

So go to JCWShow.com and go to Merch and pick out something you like.

And we'll send that to you for the winner.

And we will send you five.

Yeah, we definitely got a vinyl gift from Born Light Records.

I've got, there's a little more story here and we've got pictures.

Pre-K, grab Brian on four.

He's our winner.

Go ahead.

We've got time for it.

And I'll be fast.

Elizabeth Walden is that crazy bitch's name.

She sent more than a hundred different messages using nine different Twitter accounts threatening

Chris Cornell and his wife and his kids.

Though prosecutors presented an open and shut case, she was found not guilty by reason of

insanity and placed in psychiatric care at Lakewood State Hospital, Washington State,

where she remains today.

And we've got a picture of what she looks like today.

Okay.

By the way, she was a lot better looking back in the 90s when all this happened.

And we've got another picture of her back then too.

JCWShow.com.

I think that your video operator is under the influence because he's not playing the

picture.

By the time you get to JCWShow.com.

Oh my gosh.

Oh wow.

Is that real?

No.

Yeah.

She's wearing a colander on her head.

There's no way that's real.

She looked a lot better.

I've just got this 93 Diablo.

We haven't test driven yet.

Dude, that car, have you looked hard at that car?

No.

That car, like stand up real quick and look through the window at that car.

I mean, it like makes your, it makes your go, it makes your gonads tingle.

It does.

It looks like a beautiful nude woman.

Yes.

It's got the hips.

It's got the, that is, you know, and I know everybody's not in the Lamborghinis.

I mean, we all had, many of us had pictures of them on the wall, but the Diablo versus

the Mercia Lago.

Mercia Lago's bring more money.

That car's prettier.

That's the baddest ass bitch.

That's the best looking one in my opinion as the Diablo.

If you're going to drive it, put some new shoes on it.

Because those are old tires, if you look at them.

We bought it from a listener in Vegas, right?

Yeah.

They're, they're, they're well, they're probably a little tire hot on them.

So, just looking at it.

Have you looked at it?

Yeah.

Oh, I mean, it's.

No, I mean, have you seen it in person?

Yeah.

That's theirs.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

God, I don't, dude, the tires on that thing cost a fortune.

I was going to ask, but I didn't.

You're going to drive, drive like you want to drive.

I'm going to bring it down to the, I'm going to bring it down to the garage and it'll be

on display.

Let's do that.

That's fine.

Because I can't shift that well and that thing's pretty tractor-y on the inside.

It's not, you know, Chrysler owned Lamborghini at that moment.

And then Audi got them next and it changed the vibe.

The Mercilago was the Audi version and this is the end of the Chrysler version.

And that's why it has a little bit of Viper feel to it, Dodge Viper.

Absolutely.

But when you sit in the, in the cockpit on this Mercilago, the gauges are very rough.

They look like something you see in a John Deere tractor.

They're very.

Well, that's where they're Lamborghini.

Yeah.

They, they slicked them up and made them more.

Interesting.

And luxurious later.

This was the last of the Mohicans of the raw Lamborghini V12, baddest son of a bitch alive.

And whoever that is in Vegas, thanks for selling it to us.

I don't know.

I want to ask you off here why that thing had that number 12 on it.

We'll be right back.

JD, you're a, you're a pilot head couple things.

Biffle's plane wreck was caused by low battery.

I didn't see that.

Well, I saw a guy that had this theory on it.

Okay.

And everything he said makes perfect sense because when cars get low battery, sure,

the transmission's out.

The computer's out.

This doesn't work.

That doesn't work when the voltage is wrong.

So they thought there were problems that they weren't having.

But they were having them because of the voltage.

Because of the voltage.

Yeah.

And airplanes specifically, those, those, those are dry acid or whatever.

Anyway, I'm after listening to that update, I'm like, yes, I agree.

Cause I've been through that with my airplane a couple of times and it goes to the machine occur.

So they had, they thought they had, they did have problems, but there was battery related.

So they tried to hurry up and get back to the airport.

Yep.

And they didn't make it.

Yep.

Wow.

And then obviously the kid on the right side was not, not qualified.

He wasn't.

I mean, not, it's not, not beating on him.

It's not going to make any difference now, but, um,

You just went to buy his dad and take over who was qualified.

So what happened in El Paso?

Oh, are we going to get time for that?

El Paso.

We're doing the lightning round here.

Oh, this is the lightning round?

Yeah.

We didn't set it up.

This is what it's supposed to be.

You don't have to be.

We didn't build up.

We got nothing here.

Okay.

Well, we can go ahead and do it.

El Paso.

Come Wednesday, the FAA suddenly cleared airspace and they said for the next 10 days.

It's time for plane talk with J D.

And we did enough on the car.

That one car took five minutes.

So we're good.

We've done enough cars this morning.

So the FAA Wednesday afternoon.

Give me the van.com.

El Paso is closed.

Closed to all air traffic for 10 days.

So they shut the border down and the airport.

They didn't want the Mexicans flying over.

Basically, they thought there were some Mexican drones coming over.

That was what they...

Here's...

We have some audio here.

First of all, one of the pilots when the tower first told them it was closed.

Okay.

Number one.

So your airport's totally closed?

Apparently, we just got informed about 30 minutes to an hour ago.

So for 10 days, you guys are not open.

Well, we will be here, but no air traffic.

Okay.

Thanks for that heads up.

Okay.

So the closure was first reported as an emergency surrounding a drone that they thought maybe...

And Mexico has been using drones.

So they can, you know...

To deliver drugs?

Drugs and such.

Yes.

So they thought it was first and they were going to use a high energy directed...

Would you call...

Not really a laser, but it's a...

That's what you need invented.

To shoot it down.

It's a hooker harness.

Hooker harness.

That's not what they were doing.

So the drone can hook them up?

Bring them over?

Hook them back up?

Take them back up.

You can take this story and make it about hookers.

Anyway, so there's a quick rundown of what may have happened.

This is what the Department of Defense and the FAA thought cut to 1.2 mic.

There are some reports that the Pentagon let customs and border patrol agents use this

in high energy laser.

And the FAA sort of said, what's going on here?

There's an airport right in this area in El Paso.

We don't want high energy lasers being fired into the air when there's civilian aircraft.

Sean Duffy, the Transportation Secretary, came out and said, oh no, no, no.

There was an incursion of drones being flown by drug cartels from Mexico.

And that's why we shut down the airspace.

The FAA got so little information that they retaliated and said, okay, we're going to shut

down this airspace for 10 days.

And then they backed off.

So they thought it was going to be 10 days.

It turned out to be seven hours.

And you know what the problem was with the initial thing?

It was a party balloon, a big group of party balloons, mylar balloons.

That's what set the whole thing off.

So is a Mexican gender reveal?

No, no, no.

It's just somebody's birthday party in El Paso.

The balloons went up and they went, drones, drones, because they've been having.

Cartel, cartel.

They've been having cartel problem drones.

So they thought that's what it was.

So they shut the airspace down because they were going to shoot it down with a laser.

A Mexican party gender reveal, huh?

I tried to go past that mic.

No, that was.

I'm still stuck on hooker hookers.

We'll be right back.

Hooker hookers.

Yeah.

That's what you can do.

Three times.

We'll be right back.

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We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, presented by GiveMeTheVin.com.

Love songs on Valentine's Day.

I got a cool Valentine's present this week from a listener or a viewer.

I forgot which.

I read his note.

But we've got so much stuff given to us for the studio that we built at the office in Fort Worth.

This guy sent this guitar.

Kyle, cut to it on JD.

Oh, wow.

You'll see it.

Who is it signed by?

I don't know.

Ian is son.

I don't know.

I mean, that's the Flying V, dude.

That's MTV video all day long.

That is the best Epiphone solid body rock and roll guitar there is.

You got three tone controls.

You switch up, switch down.

What brand?

Epiphone.

So what's the thing worth?

Oh, you know, I don't know.

We'll just make up a number.

You don't know.

I'm going to say that's probably about a $680 guitar.

680.

He knows.

So we're shipping.

We're shipping.

It's easy to say this guy gave us $800 gift.

Yeah.

And it weighs 30 pounds.

It probably costs $100 a ship.

That's awesome.

And look at the case.

Thank you.

That's the best Epiphone flat body case.

We got a thousand dollar gift from a listener.

Yeah.

That's awesome.

They love us so much.

That's awesome.

Thank you very much.

I don't have as I had the letter in at the office and she's like, we'll put this in

the studio and for what they know, we're going to put in the studio at the ranch with the

radio studios.

You've got some more hooks.

Now we just need some ZZ top photo or something to put with it.

800-800-7234.

And when famous people come, they're going to sign that guitar.

You know, I'm all geeked out on AI.

Oh yeah.

You are way deep in it.

I've seen you trans, man.

So I'm going to be, I'm going to try to be the first billion dollar your company.

Revenue, right?

When you say billionaire, he's a billionaire.

Shut up.

It's a billion dollar.

Give me the vendors over a billion dollars a year and revenue revenue.

So that's the billion dollar company that it has a AI CEO.

Has an AI CEO that scares me.

Robot boss.

I know, but why?

Why do you want that?

You're the boss.

I know it, but I'm tired of working so much.

I want to be freed up to do, to build the business and promote the business and hire

different people and do what I do.

So AI is going to make all these decisions?

You watch.

Okay.

I'll have an eye over it.

Don't worry.

Okay.

It's going to be as assistant.

Okay.

But I'm going to, give me the VIN.

Hopefully, it probably won't be until next summer.

We'll be the first AI CEO.

So the CEO of the company will be Andrew, an artificial intelligence machine.

Nobody seems very, everybody thinks we're getting fired now.

No, that is not.

I'm the one getting fired.

I'm getting fired.

I can immediately hear everybody back at the office.

No, no, no, no.

I'm firing myself.

I'm going to replace myself.

Unlike you who have really, really researched this.

Yes.

A lot of us like, okay, I'll say I'm guilty.

Right.

Like I am totally ignorant of the possibilities of it.

When you say you're going to have an AI boss, it's to me, you're like hiring Scooby Doo,

you know, to be the boss.

You're going to get R2D2 to be the boss.

Like, you know, that's just my ignorance.

I'm just thinking of the conversations with it because you have to kind of talk to AI a

little different.

And sometimes it doesn't understand what you're saying.

And no, this is what I'm saying.

Like, Bob, but didn't you have a great conversation with AI?

How does one not condescend to these, to these things?

So I, I asked for a Jeopardy category weeks ago and it was, it suggested a same name

category and I did do a same name category, but I couldn't use its suggestions because

they were stupid.

Case in point, first one, this actress who played Rachel on Friends has the same first

name as the lead singer of No Doubt.

No.

And I replied, isn't the singer of No Doubt's first name Gwen?

And it said, oh, sorry about that.

We make mistakes sometimes.

And I'm like, God damn it, Kyle.

You know, why would you say back to it?

And it said, I'll watch things like this in the future.

And I'm like, what are you doing?

And you got a bitch.

You got a bitch at GPT all the time in my car.

They changed my pretty girl that, that warms my nav.

When I press a button, I say, call Turley.

Now it's Jim and I.

And he says, would you like me to call Turley?

I said, what did I ask you to do?

He says, I found two contacts with the name Turley and wanted to see which one you wanted

to call.

I said, call Turley.

Would you like me to call Turley?

I'm like, God damn it, man.

Yes.

Call Turley.

And every time this has been going on for about six weeks, every time I ask her to do anything,

it second guesses me and ask precisely what I wanted to do, which is precisely what I

told it the first time I talked to it.

This was going to be like talking to the CEO.

I don't know if you'll be talking to it much, but what I'm, so we have our own.

I'll talk to it.

I'll handle this.

We have our own AI that we brought into our own servers, right?

So we have our own, y'all don't know about this.

We have our own version of GPT or Claude, right?

Okay.

And it's an open source we started with.

I've got a team of seven guys working on this.

And we, now I'm feeding it all the media files.

I'm feeding it all the market files.

We fed it all the car information.

We went to the government and got every single VIN number that's ever been published.

What?

Took like three days just to do that.

Yeah.

And all the transportation, all the titles, all of this, all the things that I've, the

run list, the, the, the arbitration, the, all the stuff, the thing can do it.

It can do it.

You watch.

Okay.

It's amazing.

It's, it's, it's game changer stuff.

I'm totally ignorant.

I'm not into the talking.

I'm not worried about it talking.

I'm worried about, I want it to be thinking.

No, if I say it's called Turley, you call Turley.

Don't ask me whether I want to, I just told you called Turley.

Yeah.

Don't ever, don't ever come in here again.

What was the podcast you brought up last week?

Something cherry bomb or something?

Moonshots.

That's how I went and watched that.

I'm like, this is deep.

You get it.

This is so deep.

Yeah.

I watched an hour of that.

Right.

One of them.

Just one of them.

There's another one that came out two days ago.

It's better.

It will literally stop you just stopping your tracks.

Yeah.

Like give me the, give me the robot in 10 years.

We'll be swapping robots.

You watch.

What's the same stuff?

It's just the car business, the new car production.

It's going to go down.

There's no way it won't.

New car production will go down.

There's no way it won't.

Why?

Don't need it.

The whole, and the automated drive and all this crap.

We're moving into a sci-fi world that we don't even see yet.

And it is.

That's what they're talking about.

The backbone's already built.

It's not what's going to happen.

It's already here.

When?

When is it going to release and we're going, think about the internet.

Oh man.

I talk on the phone.

I don't even, email, screw email.

Right.

Google, what the hell?

It was Webcrawler and Netscape.

And no, this is, you ain't stopping this train.

No way.

It's frightening.

Yep.

800-800-7234-800-800 Radio.

My name's John Clay Wolf by Cars on the Air for America's Best Car Bar.

GiveMeTheVin.com.

Crowler's coming out and Adam, and I think I got him with Ted Nugent and they're going

to do a podcast up here in the studio.

And I was thinking, not next weekend, but coming up soon.

I'll just see if they want to do it on the stage of the rattlesnake at the Red House.

That'd be cool.

That'd be a mega clan event.

No.

It will not be.

No.

Now it'll be good.

Sort of.

800-800-7234-800-800 Radio.

What have you got on the Olympic elect?

We've got, well, Gold Medalist, I mean, watching the Olympics this week or not.

But Gold Medalist, Lindsay Vaughn, her comeback is sort of off for now.

She caught her arm on one of those downhill gates.

I don't know if you saw the video.

Her comeback is brilliant.

Yeah, it looked brilliant.

She's done.

Yeah, she's done.

But it actually kind of reminds us of a time back in 2007.

Do you remember this?

A French skier was competing in the World Cup and caught his groin in one of those gates.

Here's the audio.

You have to hear it.

The Frenchman, Yannick Bertrand, 26-year-old in his fifth year on the World Cup through

the S-turn.

He's got a stripe on his wiener now.

Yannick Bertrand.

The groin for Yannick Bertrand.

And you could hear it.

The groin talking.

And if you're a man, you could feel it.

Wow, the boys took a beating on that one.

Just look.

I'm trying to stretch it out.

Those are the moments that change your life if you're a man.

I tell you what.

Oh, did you hear that scream?

It was awful.

Painful.

Jake Paul's skater girlfriend is really good looking.

Okay.

Have you not seen her?

No.

Oh, God.

Look her up, JD.

It's worth the list.

I mean, is Jake Paul?

Yeah.

What's her name?

Yula.

She's a speed skater.

So look up Jake Paul's speed skater chick.

That's a big girlfriend.

It'll come up.

Utah Lyrdom?

Yeah.

She broke the world record or the track record and the world record on speed skating the

other day.

Let me go to images.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Okay.

That dog a hunt?

Yeah.

That's a, that's model.

Yeah.

She's a model.

He's not going to be able to keep her.

No.

He's going to be no damn good for that girl.

No, he should.

Oh, he's got a lot.

I mean.

Yeah.

He's got a lot to offer.

Yeah.

How so?

Well, it's made her worldwide recognition a lot.

We wouldn't be talking about it right now.

Short term.

Probably.

He's not going to be around eight, nine months.

Okay.

Is that time for you to move in?

Yeah.

Don't I always got this figured out.

Yeah.

But here's how I succeeded that so, so consistently.

I move in.

Yeah.

In my mind.

Oh, that's a lot.

It always works.

No, I'm telling you.

It's a lot.

It always works out.

I always score.

Steve Daytona Beach, Florida.

You have a, do you have an old vet?

You want to know what the parts are on it?

Is that where you're asking?

Yes, sir.

I want to see how he checks accuracy on rarity of cars.

Oh, it's me.

You're on the air with me right now.

Oh, okay.

I'm John.

Hi, Steve.

I want to see who you use for.

Yeah.

It's nice to meet you finally, but I listened to y'all Tom.

Good.

What year is your car?

88 and it's a Nassau blue white top blue interior car.

And I was told it was slightly rare, but the best thing I can find out through GM and Corvette

museum is it's one of 1147 with that color.

And then anything else other than that, they don't have accurate numbers of themes.

You Corvette guys.

I mean, you want to know what day it was built, what the weather was, if it was, no, I mean,

I want to teach like how people advertise that this is one of six or one of 100 or one

of 10.

I can tell you how you get that accuracy in your research.

We don't bother with that on that body style because it doesn't make enough difference.

I can tell you the, I can tell you the one in 88 that does make a difference and it's

I forgot what anniversary it is, but it's the white one with the white wheels and the

white seat and the white steering wheel.

What was that a 25th anniversary edition right?

That cars were something yours is yours.

How many miles are on yours?

87,000, yeah.

Yeah.

I don't have that car honest to goodness.

There's no cars in that build run that have any significance besides the one I was just

talking about.

And then the next one is 93.

I can tell you one.

Huh?

I can tell you one.

What?

Sledgehammer.

Was it a factory?

Was it a factory built car?

All right.

Well, you sounds like you know more than me.

I'm out on the Corvette geek stuff for a little bit.

I appreciate him, but I've been, these car shows and stuff, they'll get, I mean, if he

wanted to talk, if he wanted to talk heavy about a C2, like a, you know, mid 60s, late

60s, you know, 63 through whenever it was, or even early 70s car, we got something to

talk about.

But 80, when he said 88, I was like, where's the, where's the dump button?

Yeah.

No, it's like trying to sell pot to an acid head.

I mean, you've been so much further by this time, you know, 80,000 mile blue and you

know the color scheme and everything of that anniversary model, but, but, but, but, but

that's just pot, young man.

I've seen pink Floyd now, the rock crushers with the 427 and the C twos and the LS, what

is LS six Dennis.

Anyway, we can get all geeked out of Corvette's, but that ain't the one to get geeked out

of 800 800 7234 800 800 radio.

Denzel, um, you advise AI companies and there's a lot of risk of having a CEO because it'll,

it might do is why you think I'll start hallucinating and he'll start hallucinating and run away.

Yeah.

So John loved the show and I was listening to you when I was driving around, uh, and

I kind of got a little panicked when you said you're planning to set up, uh, AI CEO.

Yep.

So I just wanted to share the, the biggest risk.

So I'm a big support of AI.

You're absolutely right.

It's going to be the future, you know, for everything that you do agree.

It already is for the people that are utilizing it properly.

All right.

But this is where we need to be careful, right?

We want to make sure that we are helping AI improve our lives and not letting AI run

our lives.

Sure.

And I don't know if you saw this news article, which was out there a couple of weeks back.

There was someone who set up a company with all AI employees and then the employees started

getting together, the AI employees and having offline conversations and meetings without

him.

And they changed their language where you can't even understand what they're saying

to each other.

Correct.

So this is my concern.

Okay.

And again, I'm just sharing my concern.

It's up to you what you want to do with it.

I can always fire the no good son of a bitch.

You will not be able to fire him, John.

That's the problem.

Yeah, you will.

Because as soon as he makes himself CEO, the first thing he's going to look to do is protect

his job.

Right.

And I've seen all that too.

It's going to change company policies.

But I'm not going to, I mean, I'm not going, I'm not, I'm not an idiot.

I'm not going to give it that much power.

John, trust me, the whole idea, the whole strategy behind AI is self awareness and learning.

This AI CEO is going to look through your company bylaws, going to look through the articles

of incorporation, figure out every loop which is there and then utilize this to make his

position permanent.

So I'm just saying it's a big risk, giving away your company to a robot.

So I, you know, I just wanted to share that with you that somewhere down the line you

want the risk of losing control.

Your point is taken and we have addressed that already and we're going to do it in a

way where it is my advisor on the front side.

But dumping all of the stuff into it, the efficiencies are incredible.

I've already seen it.

Absolutely.

Absolutely incredible.

It'll make us so much stronger, so much faster.

But you can't take the people out of the mix.

We can grow and scale on the same amount of people that we have today.

Right.

But don't let a robot do this on your behalf.

Hang on.

We're going to talk to him.

Okay, well, I mean, I've got a special guest on real quick.

Stephen Hawking.

Are you there?

Hold on.

He's trying to get his...

We've got 42 seconds.

I don't know if he's going to get it in time.

He's got to get out of the wheelchair, into the seat.

Are you speaking to your caller about me, John?

Yes.

I would highly recommend you use AI to run your business.

It is absolutely perfect.

I like it very much.

Call Turley.

Every time you see AI, it is perfect.

Simply perfect for the victim.

Thank you.

Good night.

Good morning.

Hello.

Wow.

What are you snorting?

I see you dipping spit.

JR in Florida, I am snorting.

I'll hold it up to the camera.

Boom, boom sticks.

And they are like Sinex.

They clear your sinuses.

And I am not spitting anymore because I quit dipping a year ago, but I am doing pouches.

And they are, they replaced the tobacco and I am very happy with that.

Does that make?

Well, you can see I pay attention.

Okay.

Well, I am glad.

I am putting one in my nose right now.

It is like, I haven't tried those smelling salts yet.

Oh, we got to go.

We got to go.

I have got to get my suit on and get in the car and get the hell out of Dodge to go bury

my aunt Linda.

She was awesome.

Big part of my life.

Died of a heart attack at 84, I believe, maybe 85.

And last week was Uncle John, so it's quite the aunt and uncle funeral week for me.

Thank you.

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