#547 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.21.26

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And best YouTube car channel on YouTube is what everybody keeps saying

So this is right. Have you seen those comments? Yeah, I've seen a lot of them. That's nice

It makes you feel like all the work is worth doing

This thing does not suck you suck. We don't suck

Hey, John, can I see a question? Why'd you almost kill me this one?

God, what's the speed limit out here John?

35 why were you doing 50? Oh, I wouldn't you were doing feel you almost killed us both dude

I was doing 35. It's looked like 50. Why didn't either one of us see our lights coming over that hill?

I have no clue. That's the weird part

And we would have been dead for an hour before even anyone knew we were missing so I'm leaving to go get coffee this morning

It's dark outside at 100 miles and he and we're out here in the country on a ranch

And there's big hills and it's the very crest of this hill is very dark

And it always worries me during the day, but not it doesn't because I always see the lights coming

But I did not see your lights coming. Did you not see my I never saw your lights?

I was on high beam you crest of the hill. Were you on high beam? Yep. I was on high beam

I was on high beam. I swear. I was going 35 miles. Yeah, it looked like 90. No, it was not it's because it surprised

the hell out of us

You did a nice job of pivoting off into the ditch into the ditch. That's why I went

Your reaction time was better than mine. I get you probably weren't paying attention. That's my first expecting some nobody

Jimmy Buffett parrot head coming over the hill at six in the morning in the dark

Going 80 miles an hour. I was doing 20. I was maybe doing maybe 20

I always get very slow because I don't want to hit the bunny rabbits

I never thought I'd need John play wolf head on so last week

There were pigs going everywhere. Yeah, and I ran over the pigs and that made me happy. I mean, I like tried

I was like on it trying to get him. Yeah, well, I didn't have a gun on me. Yeah

I got it. We were gonna walk up there been an hour later later

This is gonna be on the on JD's radio all his cars turned over both just dripping blood like a Quentin Tarantino

It's the end of a Quentin Tarantino airbags had deployed. It would have been a bad one. Oh, it would have been really bad

Came up here mad

Because it wasn't your regular truck right and I thought who was screaming out of here five minutes ago

I know we weren't screaming. I know but it wouldn't when you know, I was mad too

That's the reason I didn't stop and talk to you because I thought that you and I might have words

I was as mad at you as you were okay. I promise. I felt the exact same way

And I knew I was like I didn't see his light so he didn't see mine either

No, which is weird didn't see him, but no, I was I was angry at you

If we would have stopped talking to each other right then I bet that it would have ended with one of us with fisticuffs

Do you think so?

In kerfuffle

Eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio whose fault was it minor JD?

It was you know, that's so screwy though. Turley. You say you you find that mango vehicle and the radio still going

My sister wasn't an accident when she was a freshman in high school and a bad one

I mean they ran over basically a cliff a 45-foot cliff onto a set of railroad tracks where they had taken the bridge out

Nobody knew and she remembers to this day in a car upside down with her friend Didi going Kim Kim and

Hearing on the radio

Goodbye stranger the real high vocal part sure good

And to this day she will not listen to the breakfast in America. She doesn't like super tramp

No, she's off on super tramp for good. No, that's it's true because my son Kanye West when he rolled his Jeep

That was a song and so I had on really the other day. He's like I can't listen that dad

I was like why he goes that was a song and when I rolled the Jeep was playing. I was like really okay

Tramitizing what were you and your son doing listening to Kanye West? I love Kanye. What's wrong with that? Come on

What song was it all the lights I don't know

Sing it Turley that's have Lucas call in and sing it

Back in 2004 or something right?

Yeah

They should have made another trump hat that says let's make Kanye 2004 again. Oh

Was he good then?

So they say cars coffee quesadilla and wallet Springs net and is that is the last Sunday next Sunday?

It's a good better days. That'll be the 27th. This is

So that is a clean at the GMTV garage at

9 and then we're gonna do this one at the Roadhouse and they're cooking quesadillas and Mexican food at the Roadhouse

Oh, lovely week his last one was too busy for the cantina. So we're gonna move in too many people for the yeah, that's fantastic. Yeah

This is a good song

Rihanna, I like really

Maybe I'm just too white. Yes, that's possibly it

I've never heard this on my life. Was this a hit. Oh, yeah, huge it. Do you know this on Bobo? I'm afraid I missed it

What about you, JD?

I'm just still now. I you're still shook from the wreck. Yeah

The M&M Rihanna and the Ti Rihanna I'm down with but I just don't think Kanye ever clicked for me really

Yeah, I mean there was a time. He was really good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah

And he was I mean he's he wrote all the songs he produced all and then he went crazy about P. Diddy's on one of your favorites now

P. Diddy's I like the fat one. What's his name? He died biggie. Yeah, he's small. I didn't know that

Biggie biggie biggie. He was

Rihanna got her house shot up a couple weeks ago. Yeah, I'd hear about that was a crazy deal

Yeah, she had her a little internet stalker. Yep. Let's see. Here it is

Yeah, you get a hard time believing in demons and maybe evil or crazy people 33 year old Yvonne Ortiz

It's been arrested for attempted murder and her bail said a more than 10 million dollars cuz who did she try to kill?

That's right Rihanna. She shot her house up with some bullets

DA has a pretty solid case after Evanna made these threatening creepy

Hey, Vanna went after Rihanna. Yep. Okay, and if you're gonna do this

Maybe don't go on Facebook a few days before and say you're gonna do it cut 9.1 mic

I'm fighting with the devil himself. Oh, yeah, and that's why you got Rihanna over there all jealous

Rihanna's faith is the devil. Okay. I don't like her

She only did her little music thing so that she can do witchcraft

You guys need to wake up and don't give that girl any attention

They want to come over here and steal my thoughts

But baby, I am over your head. I am intelligent when you die

God is taking me to my future. Yeah, she's a witch. I'm a watchman. She's a witch

Not just man of Rihanna. She's also mad at Cardi B. Oh, no. Yeah as early as last February

She said a little crazy about the Cardi B could 9.2

Cardi B, you're supposed to be busy right now, but you know, who's the cutest tonight? Who?

I am. Oh, I'm the cutest tonight

You ain't messing with me. Ain't nobody pressed

Yvonne is not pressed

Is Cardi B pressed?

No one wanted me to go to what Cardi B had going on

Ooh, I wonder why I wonder why crazier than an s house

Oh, you know, there's guys somewhere that are almost killed by this one

She could be on the next uh, bachelorette, right? Yeah, what was the big deal of bachelorette this week?

Why did they can't all I saw is that they pulled it over violence. What happened crazy bitch beat up her boyfriend on on camera

Yeah, well, but they knew it was coming. What are you talking about? Why'd they pulled and it was the second round?

It had happened a couple of years ago, too

And then it happened during the show while they were recording. I don't know. I don't think that's a personal life thing

Oh, but he's holding up the phone like a selfie. Oh, and she's just whacking him and he's like this is abuse

And she's like, hey damn right it's abuse. Quack, quack, quack, quack. Oh, so it's phone video

Yeah, and they didn't know this before putting her on the show jd. Here we go

Here's the mike turley twist

They knew it

They just held on to it to get us to talk about it on the radio

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Oh, man, my my ex used to come at me all the time with a knife or just fist or just chokey

She she was she she she was fond of she was fond of knives. Oh, wow

Did she ever did she ever cut you? No

Oh, no, well you said that like like that's an

impossibility when someone comes at you with a knife. I perfected the two shoulder move. Okay

Speaking of resting peace Chuck Norris

What what a segue

That was that necessary. How about that, dude?

Old Chuck Norris. He's dead or dead or in a nail, but he was old enough to die one of the greats

Well, he's he's getting pretty old

But that just goes to show you staying in that kind of shape. He didn't last much longer than anybody else

You know, Jesus Christ

Was crucified

And rose from the dead in three days. I expect Chuck Norris to do it in two

He was a an american marshal that was good, Bob

Um, marshal artist actor screenwriter and author. He held like building karate taekwondo

After serving in the air force when numerous awards course got into the movies

Got a big guy with good guys where black and this is kind of a cool old throwback

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Oh, here we go. There's a great big clock in front of you. You get into a two minute story with 10 seconds left

Oh, oh, I see so it's my fault. We almost had an accident

We'll get to the one of us went into the ditch. I want to know that you had a good reaction time

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Hang on actually I was texting richard during the break roland you're there

Yeah, I'm here. Okay, so you've got a deal in california with five cars

Yeah, we got some uh corvettes uh chargers and chevelles and a camaro

So we want to give 300 and they want 330

That's where we're at right now. Okay, and they said it takes 330, right?

That's his number. I hit him at 300, but he came down to 330. He started it over four

Are we dealing with the widow or the man?

Uh the man

He's uh, how long till he dies because she'll be easier to deal with

I think he's

Yeah, so the mo par is what i'm wondering about did you see that chat gpt thing I sent you earlier?

I did and uh, I think he's a little strong on the mo par

and

Real strong too strong on the 64 corvette 64 bets the worst bet of the year, right?

And the camaro is a resto mod and it's pretty and it's nicely done

But it's not in the current taste that oversells

I think yeah, but if we brought it in and wheeled it up

It would advance what's it cost to wheel it up though?

Five grand right

What do you think that what do you think the camaro brings?

We'll go up correctly it might bring a hundred. Oh really okay, so your opinion of that correct mind is way different

You we're talking about well, it's it's really well done and it's nice. It is well though. It's just uh

It's got really crappy wheels on it

So what motor did they put in is a 396 it's in 69 camaro with a 396 is board over or something is that right?

Yes, I'm like that. I don't have that pulled up

Walking around in my backyard doing some feng shui crap with my bare feet. What's feng shui?

He's growing. I don't know. Are you naked grounding?

That's what are you walking around nude in the in the cool air and the sunshine?

Are you hey get on your back and put your feet in the air and let the sun shine on your sphincter?

Yeah, there it is. No, that's a new thing

It's called sunny. It's called sunny. No seriously

I don't know how that is. No, it's really easy

You just get in there and lay on your beautiful lawn that you've just spent all that money on

And stick your wait until about high noon and stick your feet straight in the air and spread your cheeks and

And give it about 10 minutes and you'll just be a new man. It'll sober you up to conversations going off the rails, john

Well, I'm just I'm just trying to get you feel better. Um

I and I haven't done it. I wanted you to tell me how it goes

Well, all right, so uh, what are we doing next weekend? Is that all official?

Uh, yes, but we're not supposed to talk about it. Okay, uh, they want to they don't want to crowd and we don't want to deal with uh, the

Right at your

At your shop though, are we is there any way to scooper up and take her over to the ice house where we can

Sell some booze possibly but I don't know. All right, so we can't promote that right now at this moment in time

We did drive the Ferrari yesterday

Great brakes. Everything's doing good. It's kicking through

We've got a little bit of a tuning problem that we're addressing today

And we'll be putting more miles on it

And uh, it's pretty rad

I did I I have a little embarrassed over my attitude yesterday though

Because I had a you know, I have a pretty dynamic group of people that do all this filming and everything

And my three main film guys we're standing around waiting for us to drive it

So they can film us

Driving it down the road, you know, we're talking about the six wheel Ferrari that he and I've been working on for two and a half years

Go ahead. Yes

Exactly. So they're standing there and they're ready. We fire up the car

And I'm like, let's go and they're like, well, hold on. I said, what?

They're like, well, we don't have a car. What truck are we driving? Where's the camera guy? What camera do we use? Uh,

I I lost it. Oh, did you throw like a like a little celebrity bitch fit?

Oh, I threw a big one

Well, I mean I was like guys the only thing you all had to do this entire day

Was be ready to film this car drive out of the garage and down the street. Mm-hmm. And you stood here

Oh my god, well, I was talking to your sister yesterday

And I can watch the millennials grow up, but you can't get the millennial out of I mentioned to her that uh

that

Your alcohol intake has throttled back to half and it's a good thing and she said it is but

He's a little grumpier

Well, this may be true

But they had one thing man one thing filmed this car driving out of the garage and down the street, right?

And they stood there

You had something you want to plug when we're talking last week. This is Richard Rollins from gas monkey on the radio with us

Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the second best car buyer on the radio gas monkey buys

No, but don't you have a giveaway? You know, you're you're you're zl one x r t

No, it's the Corvette zr one x and starting wednesday. We will be giving that away right now

We're giving away a Cadillac blackwing. Mm-hmm at gas monkey garage.com

All right

So if you want a zr one x

Then go to gas monkey garage.com and buy some merch and that's points

We need to talk about this whole giveaway thing sometime

We have a little more time because I I think that people people want to understand how it works. All right

Talk to you 300 grand 300 grand 300 grand

All right later. Bye

I'll be right back. Uh, we offered 300 grand. There you go. There you go. There's your dial deal

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Hey, speaking of the giveaways I was talking to Rawlins about him and I'll tell you real quick how they work

They make enough money off of

The stuff that you buy to get the entries that it pays for the car

And makes some extra cool. It's just that simply it's just really legalized lottery

China kind of is so he's got t-shirts right gas monkey garage

And the good thing is they've got an art department that keeps it fresh when people keep buying stuff

And it's actually pretty smart because the more people buy that stuff the more they wear it

The more they wear it the more it brands this business. So there's one part

But then he goes out and spends 200 000 on our 300 whatever the number was on zero one x

So say the prop what's the profit margin on merchandise 80 percent? Yeah, okay about so if it's 300 000

Then you've got to sell a million dollars worth of stuff to make it to cover it

And then anything over that's a profit sure makes sense

And but it is very real. It is not rigged and people really do win

Lamborghini

You know last time it was a Lamborghini Lamborghini in this time. It's pretty wild

But there's a you see these giveaways great idea. There's a lot of people doing them these days. Did mr. Beast do a lot of this?

Yeah, yeah, he's giving away a ton of stuff including money

But you don't have to enter to win his you don't have to buy anything

No, his is the money that he gives away for the content. His is coming from the heart. Oh, okay

Okay

Rollins is coming from now. Mr. Beast has not come from the heart. He's coming from the con. He's coming from the views the clicks

Right in the subs. Absolutely. Yep, but it's it's it's pretty interesting deal. Um

We did a giveaway

But we were given away $25,000 a month to somebody who sold their car to give me the ven dot com

And we were we lost our ass

It was like 250 grand over the year

And I didn't see any improvement in submissions. So it was a different angle and it did not work

800 800 7234 speaking of something else. We were talking about the bachelorette

Yes, and that's crazy woman. She beat up her

Did she beat up the guy that she met on the bachelorette last time? No separate boyfriend. Okay, and the video apparently just popped up

Yes, sure it did

And that's why they cancelled the show because they didn't want that publicity. Yeah, but they sure brought it out on tmc, didn't they?

This is why that's a lot. I mean, what did they spend on that season tons? But that's they're trying. Why wouldn't they let it air?

I mean, you'd have better reviewers. They're doing this so they'll have better ratings. Yes. They need ratings

Yeah, they need ratings

And as I told Mike when we were talking off the air, did you even know bachelorette was still on tv?

Hang on one thing I noticed at the end on the apology letter. It said love disney and if it's disney, they'll take a high road

disney will take the high road. Yeah, you get a point

If there was anybody but disney, I would think it was a stunt

Mickey Mouse don't f around

You're boy, are you ever right? We did a tv show there once I can tell you that story later

But uh, no, they they they may have had this for a while though and they go, okay, we've got this

What do we do? Hang on to it right before the show is going to air

Then we drop this and we go. We're so sorry. We just found out but that way people are talking about it

We're talking about it. They're cutting bait. You're getting as much off the notoriety

Because you're never going to replace a full season of advertising

Absolutely. Yeah, I wouldn't and then they'll release it online if you really want to see it

Do you think that's the first time she beat up a boy?

Absolutely not. Have you ever been with a violent woman that I think the first time

Are you talking from experience JD? Well, I've told the story before about how I had one pull a knife on me

Yeah, and we put you know, we pushed didn't push her down

Slapped her by the no, I did not close this by the shoulder and put her down said all right

We're not going to do knives. Right. Then what are we going to do? We got this. What was your safe work?

And that was the end of the relationship, right?

Shut up, Mike. No, it wasn't

No, you had her back another four years until the

Four years how many more times did she beat you up in four years? No, she never beat me up

First of all, let's let's make that clear until the collieville cops were finally called

Well, they have to say about it all they had to say leave you guys

You're gonna keep this up one of you is going to jail. That's the day I went we're done

But the knife to your throat didn't really do anything to you

You see what you do what you do is in your mind you say ah, she was drunk

She would never do that. She wouldn't my

Bob knows. Oh man, listen my

Mine had it. She was she was fond of knives and she would she pointed around one of these days, Alice

You know, okay, there you go. So she even threatened you one of these days and you well, yeah

She you know, she'd go into these kind of rages and yeah

Come at me flapping

So the the answer is the first time they do this ain't the first time they've done this

This is the first time the TMZ got a hold of it. Hey, man

I worked nights back then and I used to lock myself in my bedroom so I could sleep in the daytime

Todd in Orlando. I bet this is a good one. You're in florida

Yes

Hit it

Jesus Christ Todd Todd in Orlando, you're on the air

Hey, yeah, how you doing? Good. I had old lady set me on fire

Wow

Yeah, I woke up and I thought I was feeding myself and then she was sitting there with a lighter and whoof

Lucky I was about a bathroom and I ran and jumped in the showers to burn all my hair off

But that wasn't even a word. She hit me with a ball bat and broke my hand twice. Wow

Holy crap

So three different episodes one the fire start one one a baseball and two a baseball. So these are all on different days

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is over a period of time. Like what kind of period of time? How long?

Uh

A year two years

It just went on and on and she broke the windows out of my band like three times and

I don't know. I just want tired of it. Oh about the end

What what was the point? What was your breaking point? You like I'm getting tired of this

Oh, uh, the second time she broke my hand. She was I got the cast off

She's like, you that'd be funny if I did it again. I was like, no, it wasn't and she did it again

So I had to go right back. Damn when she let you on fire

Did she cover cover you in some type of fluid first to make it go boom lighter fluid?

Lighter fluid. I thought I wet myself

I woke up there she was with a light with a lighter and said whoo. What were some positive attributes of this young lady?

What was it what what were some positive attributes of this young lady?

Well, the only thing was looks okay

And was she hot was she hot in the sack?

Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, crazy beautiful anything good and how old was she when she was a fire starter at what age was this?

22 and how did her life see you sound like you're about 55 held are you?

56 I was close. So she's held now

Well, she was 15 years younger me so okay

So how's her life now? Do you ever look her up online and look at the happy pictures with her kids and her husband and stuff?

Oh, no, but my friends always send me pictures of her in bikinis and all that and everything and I just tell them, you know

Stop doing that. Hey do us a favor

We've spent a lot of time on this topic this morning

I would like for you to go to the john clay wolf show

page

Our facebook page and post some photos of her in her bikini actually we need five different photos of her

We we want to see what you were seeing we want to look at this to your lens

Yeah, we want to see the fire starter. We want to see this. This is too good. Can you do that for me?

Uh, yeah, but I'm at work right now. So I'll try to do it at lunch time

Yeah, but you're on the phone with me at work. I mean just pick up your damn phone

You got the pictures in your phone. Don't start lying to me now. We're too good friends

Just just go to john clay wolf show facebook page and put them up. Come on now get it up

Get it up Todd. I do this show for free for you

You I entertain you every saturday for free and i'm asking for some entertainment. You need to feed me

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We go from chick's lighting guys on fire to play and she's some kind of wonderful

Wow

Had to be florida. Oh, yeah, indeed florida, man for sure

You wanted to know how I knew about what?

Sunning how in the world would you of all people know about I know about it

Oh when I told rollins to get on his back and stick his heels in the air and let the sun hit his

Finkter

Your yes that I read that somewhere and it just blew me away. Did you just reason you're perennial sunning perennial?

Perennial sunning like two years ago. Three years ago. I read it. It's been around a very long. Are you a sonner?

I can see you doing that. There was a time. I don't want to think about it

How to please don't at a nudist colony and it was quite quite common

He helps your vitamin d and helps your libido and helps your mood

It just it's but only it's so good. Why'd you stop 30 to 60 seconds?

We get a little older a little wiser and you also live in a place that that would you get arrested

But you could go out here on the deck after the show and sun your sun your sphincter

It scares me that you brought that up and it's your property and you allow with allow that

I want to be down here on the radio if you want to take a break and go up there isolation where no one's with you

Cameras everyone. There's no cameras up there at all. Yeah

So what does it do to you? It just it just

Because that area is good. I know that what it says it does but you were firsthand. So is it all BS energy?

No, I mean, you know, you wonder how much of it's because your legs are up in the air and you got sunshine on a very

Tender area you only do it 30 to 60 seconds

Maybe a minute and a half because you can get a burn. Do you feel like the burn?

You feel warmth shirt like does the sun's energy focal there more than other places because it's so tender and the skin is so

You're gonna make me puke. You started it

When you said tender, I just got sick to the stomach

The skin is very thin. Okay, just stop about the skin and the sphincter

Let's just talk. Let's go up two stairs above the level. Okay. I'm good. I'm comfortable talking there

It's very good for absorption of vitamin D. Which is

Absorption is not a bad word. No, you just I just I don't know. My doctor did say I need more vitamin D

Yeah, it's very good. So 20 minutes on your face or 30 to 60 seconds somewhere else or drink milk for god's sake

Can you just moon the tanning bed? Not the same. No, it's not the same

It's not the same. You're the sun is is very healthy for you. So did you why'd you quit doing it?

Because you just aren't at the right place time, you know, hey this house that we bought. Yeah

Um, remember I bought a house on the courthouse steps for closure. Yeah a long time ago. Finally got it

Wow

And um, she we had to victor it was it was the biggest pain in the ass ever. She did a squatting move on us. Yeah

and

We found a pineapple room on the side. So there's this trap door you go up these weird stairs

And there's a bar and champagne glasses and pillows everywhere. Oh

Next room. Yeah, okay swingers swingers swing guys

Yeah, there's no uh swing no chair. No swing. I I haven't not seen it yet. I just heard about this

Okay, we did we're putting a video. There's no way I'm not going to look like a villain in this video. Why because

because

It looks like I'm kicking a little poor old lady out of her house

Oh, yeah, that makes you look bad. Why are you putting that out? Well, because the story's great

Yeah, because I bought it at an auction on the courthouse steps. Literally. Yes, literally and actually it had sold before and she filed bankruptcy

Okay, so they stopped it and it brought 500 000 less that time

The second time I was a high bidder and we gave 500 000 more

So her lean was only 250 000

So she should be happy with me because I'm really I make right but she's not

In all this drama and all these lawyers and all this da-da-da and all this cussing

Um

And at the end there's a safe

There's probably 400 000 dollars where the gold coins and cash in the safe and she has three other homes

She's a liar. She's gonna be one of those. She's a liar

Well, how so?

Because she's saying oh my god. I'm so broke. Okay. All she had to do was open the safe up and go pay the damn

Her ex-husband the 250 000. He wouldn't have foreclosed on her. So she's crazy. She's crazy crazy very very crazy

Yeah, and I did and I mean I this video is not going to come out for a while so I'm going

You know, but I wasn't there when when we went in finally went in

Six months later after I bought it. Okay, and she like pulled out a 45 snub nose in her wheelchair

What is this video? We have videos. Holy crap. How old is she?

75 but she's crazy. Where's she gonna live?

One of her three other houses

But what she did is took all the contents out of this house and put it in two

Condominiums so it's full. Okay, and then she's gonna go live one of our other houses. She could live with me

You want that safe, don't you? Yes, he does. Well, I mean, I ain't got nobody. There was no safe here when I got here

so she got like

700 000 from the overage of the lean from the court

So she's rolling and she's got about 300 or 400 000 in that one safe and three clear properties

But she's poor and why are you doing this to poor little old lady? Poor little me. I get a victim

Very weird. Yeah, that's a crazy person and a very crazy person

And she was just cussing me and I was like lady

On the phone. I just quit communicating with her face to face. No, I never met her

And we had to go to court because we they went through the eviction hearing she lost obviously

And then she appealed it

So she's just kept kicking the can kept kicking the can and we had to keep spending the legal fees

This is very odd. That's why video. I was like, this is too good

And it started off because it was one of my friends

ex stepmothers

And he called me said hey this house in west over's getting sold on the ground sips and um

We made a little side deal because I thought it was going to be a really good deal

And then we got to this price that was very high not crazy high. It still makes money

But I looked at him on the video. I'm like, hey dude, our deal's off

And he was like, you should stop bidding. I think it's too high

So I'm gonna go ahead and buy it anyway because I think it'll work and there's a swingers room in the house. Wow, man

I mean, it just goes on and on. Yep. That's you can even top that jady, right? No, I cannot top that one

Never had a sticker heels in the air out. There's a deck out there. The sun is coming up

You know what you say that I've thought about it

That's the perfect place because nobody can see you that your the deck is raised

It's outside our studio and when we're in here all the curtains are drawn. Nobody can see that's so crazy, man

That that's just something people do that. That's like if you get on acid

And your friends go away eventually you're like, you know what I do? I think I'll go in sun 10 by speaker

You know, it's very you just put spray tan on it. I don't know. I mean for the darkness. It's for the sun darkness

Charlie Murphy. That's deviant. That's nothing but deviant. That's health. I'm into health deviant

So we covered pineapple room. We told the story about the foreclose auction house crazy lady crazy lady

Sunning the moon sphincter

Bark at the moon. That's what ozzy was singing about when you did that called sunning sunning. It's very popular

We've got 55 seconds left before the top of the hour

Do you have a story that's 52 seconds 49 seconds? Well, we never heard the chuck norris

Norris audios. Yes

Chuck norris audio. It's kind you can just go without the lead up mic

Which clip is that it's gonna be? I'm sorry. That's gonna be

Wow, I've lost it pro ball here boys and girls. Here we go

Chuck norris wants to challenge lance armstrong in a who has more testicles contest

Chuck Norris won by five

Yeah, it's all true. So we want you to read them off for chuck. There are no steroids in baseball only players chuck norris has breathed on

Rather than being birthed like a normal child chuck norris instead decided to punch his way out

Oh

Chuck norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling bang

Chuck norris doesn't churn butter he roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out

Now because I have a ranch that's how i'll get my butter

I gotta say my favorite one

Here's my favorite one. Yes, they wanted to put chuck norris's face on mount rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard

Rest in peace chuck norris. You entertained us all too bad. I never watched an episode at walker texas ranger

We can get into that later, but um

The chuck norris jokes were worth chuck norris being alive in my opinion

87 years old is that right? We'll be back in a minute. Be the hang tight

I'm just looking for some touch

And we'll be back with more of the john clay wolf show right after this

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios. It's time for the john clay wolf show

This sounds awfully white

Oh

Now john clay wolf we were talking about crazy ladies cam in north carolina. What's your nicaragua story real quick?

Yeah, hey john, hey, uh

My wife pulled a knife on me. I told her she couldn't drive we were in a muddy situation on a

Toyota highlander

I mean greezy mud next to the ocean

And um out here on the night nice surf trip, you know a nice hotel on a good stuff

And she got mad and took off and we headed back toward managua, right? And um

So she pulled off beside the road in the jungle area

down by a creek and uh

I was I was wondering what's going on here, you know, she reached in her pocketbook and pulled out a knife. I was like, oh dang

This ain't going well. This is a woman. I've been married to for eight years, right? Yeah

Hey

For

We'll have a doctor. We'll have a doctor feel a moment here. She was mad about something else

That was just the top of it

Joe in illinois

Hello, you're on the air tell me quick

Hello, Joe, you're on the air with me. My name is john. Hi, Joe in chicago. What's up god go ahead

Uh, well my story starts back when I was in high school. I don't have time for that

I don't have time for that. I need the short. I need the close 40 years later

40 years later. She comes back into my life. Okay, and I marry her in a week

And a month later she tried

staging a beating that she beat me that I beat her up

Why?

It turned out that she it was all fake

I didn't get convicted of anything

Why did she do this?

Uh money

I owned a local bar. I owned a local bar and she got she found out got went for my cousin of mine

All right, I'm sorry about that speech impediment Terrence. Tell us your woman beating story

Our woman beating you up story

My wife

She was born on hit the frank step board on cuz and i'm bob polar

We're both a matter of problem. We were drinking and you know, we're on medication, you know

Drinking on meditation. It's a little crazy. Yep

and

see, um

Can't make a custom with this without those, you know, we're all drunk in an argument. No that goes and

um, can't make a custom with this

French astray at the other hospital in the meantime

Um, she

She stabbed you three times while you were knocked up from an astray hit to the forehead

That's right

And every since then you've had a speech impediment make sense now now it all makes sense

I

That was all no, it's from my accident. That's an accident. What was the accident that gave you this back?

All right, what nothing I got it

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that happened to you Terrence

Oh, well, no seeing that being killed, you know, um, you know

and

Yeah, I really brought coffee from water burger on

I went to work and

You know, we heard this is my neighbor. Her gun shot. She got killed

So she went to water burger and got robbed and killed

No, no, she I worked at water burger. Okay. She was at home at that time. Well, what did water burger have to do with her getting killed?

Well, I work at water burger. She she got killed when I was working

What was how did she get killed?

So

In her head

Like jerk up

I'm struggling with your speech impediment for a moment

And I want to understand what happened. So she's at home and somebody broke in and killed her

No, no

outside of

Not she was there herself Brett. She was suicidal before she killed herself

She got killed. Yeah, no, she didn't get killed. She killed herself

Oh, she got killed. Yeah, she got killed that way

all right

Anyway, I said everyone get to know your wife or your mate

We've been very we knew each other within a week. I got a friend

She's like

I thought well, I thought like that's where I'm not going to hang up

But I am going to put you on hold. You can keep talking though. So wait the moral of the story said get to know your wife

He's right. Dusty in Mississippi. What you got?

Well, I got a 2018

uh

GMC Sierra their nollie. Yeah, which it's got the it's got the duramax in it

And it has been deleted. I

I've listened to you before where that might be a problem. I don't know. What's just illegal

Well, one day they're gonna make it legal

I haven't seen the uh green guys going backwards much, but that's fine. So how many miles are on it?

Seven 76,754 looking at it right now. Have you gone to give me the ven dot com and loaded it up?

Yes, I have I've talked to Daniel a real real nice guy. He's uh

He gave me an offer 41 fives and I really would like a little more than I had 44 in my mind

Um, I think I realized it's an older truck, but it's it's immaculate. Here's a problem. Here's a problem

Here's a problem. Here's a problem. We pulled back on these things because the market pulled back on them because of $5 diesel

Right, I understand. So we would have given the 44

three weeks ago

Okay, but we pulled it back. Uh

18 Sierra Denali duramax 77. Well 42 do it if I bump up a nickel

Now John what I'm thinking my mind now is

let Trump get over with get it over with over

And uh overseas and let the diesel come back down. Maybe the truck will gain some value. What do you think?

I mean, you want to wait six months or do you want to sell your truck?

Well, I'm not gonna be a huge hurry to sell it right now, but

You're willing to bet the war over two grand

That's funny

Well, I mean, I mean that's a hard head. You sure be that mean I think I'm just gonna wait this one out

Let's see how this eye total thing straightens out. I might get that extra two grand a year or two

I don't know. I mean, I think I think that

Do I think that that truck is going to make a massive rebound back to where it was? No, it's too old

It's good. I like it. I mean, it's still very expensive, but no, I mean

No, I don't

But I will I'll get 42. I might if I do 42 and a half will you do that?

Yeah

A lot of times people say I gotta go talk to the boss first, but you're the boss. I'm the boss

He's in Mississippi. He's a man of the house. Yeah, I like that. Well, actually actually I'm from Texas

I was born in Fort Worth. Okay, so

I've lived in Texas all my life. I just got lost over here, Mississippi

I hadn't figured out how to get back home. I found you a high yelling never came back. Um

We will 42 and a half booked that one

Yeah, I'm supposed to take it down Baton Rouge. Yeah, that's where I was told

Okay, yeah, run it down our Baton Rouge. Give me the then by center and we'll get you paid

425 sold. Thanks, Dusty. All right, John. I thank you. Yes, sir. Wow. Never thought of that, man

What? Well, how diesel prices can affect the value of your truck? Yeah, absolutely. How about that?

Ah

Where is oil right now? Is it like 120? It's it's climbing up every day. Yeah, the straight of Hormuz. Is that what it's called?

Yeah, Hormuz. Meek Moonlit Muse on our, uh, youtube live stream

Says he didn't know Waterburger had a double murder with cheese on the movie

And how do you get to our youtube on the live stream? He's go to youtube and search John Clay wolf.com

JC double show jcwshow.com and click over to youtube. There you go

There's a live button and then there's our videos button and do the live button always ask JD stuff like that

I'm still thinking about that tanning thing. There you are. Oil is 98 dollars and nine cents

No, you're on the wrong one. You need it. You need to be Brent Brent Brent

Brent well, there's west texas intermediate, which is the cheap stuff. I think and there's Brent Brent like green

Yeah, 106. Okay. Oh, well actually it was 110 yesterday. So they're pulling back a touch six

All right, and that's not that's not

Correct for where we are because like we're producing our own oil in the united states, but it's a global market, right? So

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This is the john clay wolf show and this is the lightning round dial a deal gustavo and el paso. Good morning. You're on the air

Good morning. Good morning. I have a 2016 Cadillac escalate

Long or short

Short okay luxury platinum or premium

Platinum okay, how many miles?

I got a hundred and twenty thousand

Okay, mmr on its 13,400 i just pulled it up which is the auction averages

Okay

Yeah, that's that's that's too low. Okay. Thanks. All right, uh john 22 charger king de tona

23 king 23 charger king de tona hannisy with 1200 miles

So it's got an aftermarket supercharger on it

No, it's it's a hannisy

uh

Yeah

Charger king de tona. I mean, I'm just wondering like what did hannisy do to it?

Hannisy put a uh, I guess bigger brakes bigger supercharger whatever hannisy does

Okay with this the version of this car gotcha. We're saying the same thing just differently

That's why I said it's got an aftermarket supercharger on it because hannisy put their own supercharger on it

Yes, they did. Okay. Is it an all-wheel drive or a two-wheel drive?

Did they make an all-wheel drive now this?

I don't think they did. I don't think so. We'll drive. No

It's a I know it's a thousand fifty horsepower. So it's a hell cat

Engine with a hannisy supercharger on it

I'm pretty sure yeah, I mean that would make sense, wouldn't it?

Yeah, um, do me a favor go to give me the ven dot com and load this one up so I can bid it correctly

I don't know the hannisy package off the top of my head obviously and I need to figure out how much that changes the value

Give me the ven dot com

Yep, just load that up and actually if you happen to have a

sticker from hannisy that shows their add-ons include take a picture of that also I

I got the plate from the hannisy sent me a picture of and I got the ven number

Yep, that'll all I got right now. Do you not have the car?

What's that do you have the car? Are you looking to buy it? He has the car. Yeah

He's he has the car and he's he's looking for me to sell it for him

Okay

Well, I can tell you this we like how does the fellow that's looking are you a broker?

No, I'm just I'm just as bad one of his best friends his wife's got cancer and he's pretty uh

Busy with that right now and I'm trying to help him out man. He needs to sell the car. Okay

Um, we'll get on it. Go to give me the ven dot com and load it up. We'd love to buy it

You got it. I'll do it right now. Thank you sir. Mm-hmm later

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Chuck norris can hear sign language

Oh, chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn. He dares it to grow

Oh

Chuck norris. What's the other one doesn't turn on the shower. He stares at it until it cries

Rest in peace chuck norris. What was the one you said during the break?

Chuck norris doesn't walk into a room and turn the lights on

He turns the darkness off

Pew

James in oklahoma. I don't have any information on the bike rally that they're doing here in may. That's not my event

I

Was trying to find out some information on yours

Mine's in october and we're going to announce it here. Um

Probably pretty soon. I need to find out maybe

Louis if you were daniel or listening call in and tell me what the announcement is

We just got it all wrapped up. It's it's definitely in october and there is one here in may

But I don't know the exact date

I went to the one in may last year and had a good time and I know you're putting on a bigger one apparently in october

I don't know where the campgrounds or anything like that. Like that's gonna be the same guy that had the campgrounds last time

Is doing one in may he just we had a difference of opinion. So like any

Redneck planning committee it got fragmented and we've gone to two different camps if that makes sense. Oh

Yeah, so so where's where's your camp gonna be at? Oh, I don't know yet. I mean the actual campground

I'm uncertain. It'll be right there. We'll figure that out. We got a minute

I know we've got a we've got hard. We've got harley davidson on board like the real the factory

We have big sponsors. We've got we've got

The good news about this one is we've got a professional planner

And she's got it handled and so i'm not having to do it and that's what I like

I just want to show up for the party like you. I'm tired of working so much. Speaking of party. Yeah, April 4th

Yes, is that Easter weekend? Don't even the room. Yeah, is that Easter weekend? Uh, I don't know. No, it's not. You sure? Yep

Next weekend's uh, Easter

You sure

I hate to do this to you, but I sure thought it was Easter weekend

You're gonna talk in your phone talking his phone April 5th

Damn it. That is Easter. We'll be strong

And you're wrong when you're coming over the hill this one almost killed me you almost killed me

You were in the middle. I went into the ditch to avoid. I head on with you

He did he didn't go into the ditch. Yeah, I went in the ditch. I was in the ditch. He did a good move

He did a very quick reaction and and you you just plowed right through like I don't I'm on this range

I don't care. No, you leaned hard to the right and you got over quick and I got over too

But it was after you go. Yeah. Yeah after you passed your reaction time

Was better than my reaction kept us from dying

What a way to go to on a dirt road head on with john clay wolf

You know why that dodge Cummins that happened because john was not in his typical rig because when john's coming in his typical rig

It's like close encounters of the third. Oh, yeah coming the mother ship

I found those lights bar of lights and like the whole horizon lights up. You're like, oh my god aliens

No, that's john clay wolf of the hundreds and hundreds of times I've come down that road

I've only burned into person one time you and I tell my kids and everybody might get your ass over

Slow when you're going over those hilltops and I just never expected anybody coming over this morning at 6 30 in the morning

30 in the morning, but it was you it was me. Yeah video guy. Kyle. What's the speed limit?

Do you've been told many times by john?

He's got to get in his mic if he's there video guy. Kyle are you there home home homeschool?

Hello, hello talk to me get that mic get that mic boy

What's here? Okay. What were you saying speed limit is 35?

And I was going 35 you were doing 80

I've seen him speeding too much and and I thought about I thought about it when it was when this happened

I said if that was kyle there would have been a wreck there may have been because he drives

He almost had on me going down to 144 one day. Do you remember that call?

Nah

I wasn't that close

Wait y'all y'all we're doing like

We were both doing like 40 down that curve. There's like an s curve, but you're in the middle. You're in the middle

I got over quick. I did too

Somebody's good boy. There was no scrapage. Hey this uh, you need to be driving this lotus that's out in the um

Shop because it drives like it's on rails. You probably never saw a pretty woman movie. Did you?

well

I

Don't know how to respond to that

Well, I just teed you up you moron for the lotus thing that you asked me during the break. Oh, okay

Well, the lotus doesn't really start. Okay. He doesn't do much. Why why?

We're not sure

Did it start when it came off the trailer? We bought it in like austin or something. It's gorgeous

I wasn't there when it came off the trailer when I got here. It was in the garage

You didn't have to be there. Did mic tell you did it drive?

mechanic money. Yeah

I mean

He said it rolled off the trailer. So it did not start. I don't know. Okay. Well, that's been interesting

I mean if you're gonna come over to me during the break and ask me about the lotus. Anyway, um, you asked me

Here's what we're doing

young man

You asked me during the break when i'm getting the show ready during the commercials

Hey, did you talk to that lotus? You were talking a lot better than you are now and you said

I said, let's talk about this on the air so I can explain to the listeners the answer instead of just wasting it on you

Well, I was just wondering if you ever got to start. No, I've never tried to start

But what what you said when you turn the key on

The battery was dead. Y'all charged it up

The lights and the dash are coming on but it's not kicking the starter. Correct?

Yes, okay. What I have learned is that 9 000 percent of the time

Cars that sit get dead cells and it changes the overall voltage

So when y'all tried to charge it, did you put a jumper on it? A jumper box?

No, okay, we put it on like the 200 amp like starting crank thing when we tried to start it

But if you put a jumper box on it leave it on for a little bit a lot of times

That will replace those dead cells in the system and it will get it to the proper voltage

So during a break

Now that we've brought this up if you'll go outside and put a jumper box on it let it sit for a while

We'll go try it after the show

And then we'll know if we've got a dead battery problem a dead cell problem or a bad starter problem

All right, does that work for you? Yeah, all right. I can't wait to be around that. Which is which which lotus do you have?

God is a 93 a spree turbo. It's gorgeous. Beautiful. All I think about is uh, I think it's uh, the spy who loved me

Oh, was it james bond had the lotus of spree that he drove underwater

Yep, and in the wheels tucked in just badass. Yeah, does it do that? Does your lotus? Yes? Yes

But you've got to have 12 volts in the battery for the whole underwater mechanism to work. We're doing that today cowboy

We're gonna look at those bass right in the eye and say let's party. There's nothing that tickles my

um

Loins

More than these super cars from the 80s and the 90s

Not that that was a super car, but but yeah

Like that diablo this lotus. I mean, they're just they just bring back so many memories. Tico you're rolling. Yeah

Oh, why are you talking Japanese?

You said loin man. Oh loins

Well, I wanted to say something else, but I don't want to get in trouble. John Craig will say tickler

He's rolling

Speaking of that. That was a pretty good Chinese food you made last night. Oh, yeah, I'm glad you like it. Thank you. Yeah, it was good

Excellent. Now. Why didn't y'all play before the kid at the roadhouse last night?

I don't know man. Bobbo and paul play every friday night at the roadhouse

Now that the sun the time has changed. I think you need to move it up an hour later

Well, I don't I

To this point I have not managed that but I know who does who does manage it. Well paul does

I just do what paul says. He tells me where we're in to go

Okay, well ask him about it. Don't just complain to me go to the source

I didn't complain to you. He kind of did you're complaining to me. You did underhanding complaining last night. Hey, man

All I'm gonna do I have decision fatigue

All I'm gonna put me in the hospital is play the weight by the band first and london homesick blues by gary p

None the last and everything in the middle is just magical

Well, there's a guy that runs that place. His name is reggie furgusson reggie furgusson

He walks around a cowboy hat and I've known him all my life and if you will go complain to him

Then he takes complaints a lot better than I'll hit him up. I just I'm not much of a complainer

But let me tell you this but when I come in here to sit down and have my friday night

Two beers with you when i'm on the end of my drunk

I don't want to hear the complaints. I don't complain. Yes, you do not about that. No, no, you do it subliminally

You're telling me about a problem that you want fixed and you're doing it very tongue-in-cheek

And i'm sitting there half cocked on the couch and it's 11 30 at night

And that's just not what I want to hear it. Thank you for gotten the subject that we were talking about

It wasn't about what time we were going on

You were pissy because a 16 year old kid went on after you

No, you were pissy because a 16 year old kid went on after me. No, no, you said I didn't even think about it job

You touched it and then I said why did they put this? Are you watching this turley?

I'm gonna need I'm gonna need a witness later because

This is obviously not the kind of thing that I bring up and do I'm confused because maybe you're wanting to open for stoning the

April 4th, is that what you're trying to I wouldn't mind that a bit jd. Will you go?

Say yeah, I think y'all should do that. I'm playing harmonica on song we play uh bob seager's uh

But will you open for stony larou on april fourth at the walnuts springs road? Absolutely for how much?

No, we play bob seager's against the wind paul plays it and I sing it and I play harmonica right

In one of the verses where we go and I think it's like when we play that song

It tickle my ruins. Okay

Magical by the way, if you want tickets for stony larou go to walnuts springs rally dot com

We already sold 127 as of showtime today. Perfect beer, but

All right

Did y'all see the video we put out last week we put out a new youtube video every week at noon

Yes, and the number one comment

On the video was about a little thing. I said about a rx7

And

I wanted y'all to tell me if you think it's in bad taste. It's just the way I was just talking

To scott gray on the other end of the phone. I'm

I'm looking at 70 cars in alabama. Okay

Most of them are junk

And I'm not I haven't bought junk in a long time and there was a junk

rx7

Here's the here's the video did pretty well. Yeah, here's here's the clip from the video. There's another rx7

It's a dog. What's a dog worth it's sitting outside

It's worth 500. He used to say that's what a dog was worth

I hear you but yeah, I don't think he kept these rx's the hippies and the queers have gotten into them lately

Where the hippies and the cowboys

Yeah, yeah, that's that's clashing so hard. You can't hear what's going on

I thought you were gonna start that after we finished the I hear it fine

Yeah, turn your headphones up or something right? Well the listeners are in cars

um

All right, there's also behind the scenes stuff that doesn't make the video if you know this one cut number seven

Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Here we go. Oldsmobile cutlass, uh

Eight one model cutlass supreme white. Yeah, they they painted the front grill white like a

European model

My buddy pulled up in one of these with his girlfriend

And um, he was in he was 17 when high school. He had a hot big breasted gal

Roll up in one of these it was about it was his uncle's friend. She was 15 years older than us had two car seats in the bag

He was hitting it

They took that out they they took the high school part. It didn't make sense

There was a lot of comments on that too, but but they also clipped some other out she had

So we're like 18 and this gal rolls up in this cutlass that sullen's is hitting it

It's his uncle's ex-girlfriend. Jesus. Wow. She's a good looking stripper. Good looking

But she's got two car seats in the back and I was like, oh man, I was busting on his balls. It was awesome

And the deeper we got she had a little touch of the herbs

No, yeah, but he was convincing me of how she had convinced him that she knows how it's under control

When the when the gate is open and when the gate is closed got you and that's high risk poker

That is very high risk. Yeah, literally for an 18 year old. I know when it's breaking out. No, you don't

I don't know. I've never dealt with the herbs

Nor have I

I think you have I have never ever I didn't say you had them

I said, have you ever navigator around the her nope's never have nope. You've got to have a chart

in a gps

I count myself damn lucky for where I've been

Yeah, honestly, I've never I've never encountered that either

Well, the old gal with the 81 cutlass with two car seats in the back

I think was a stripper on the side that was having an affair with an 18 year old high school boy

That was dating

His uncle at one time. Oh, and then the uncle got drunk and he found out about it and they fought and he whipped his uncle's ass

Oh, so this there was more to that story. Do you have

Anyway, that particular friend of yours though. He's funny is a goer. Dude. He's got more stories. He's the best

He's a goer. He's the goer. He's a sport

Wink wink wink wink not not saying them all florida news he lives in florida now, which makes sense

It's perfect place for him and now from north america's online down under

It's time for sunshine state news with your certified lifeguard jd ryan

Okay, florida woman. She has been arrested. What no way calling 911

She called 911 when she was in line in mcdonald's because she got her order wrong

So of course she called the police

Uh, then of course she walked into the restaurant to make a big. Yeah, I know you call the cops. I shouldn't get my

Fresh here's part of the 911 call and uh, it's actually kind of fun

Do you remember this sheriff we deal with from time to time polk county sheriff grady jud?

Oh, yeah, there's his mick pun filled rundown of what happened cut five

They have it ready, but because it was a special order

They confuse some things and they ask her pull up to win to three. We'll fix it for you really quick. Wish you got mcmadd

I don't know what was wrong with her that night

I don't know if she was like too fries short of a happy meal

But she created a mcmass. She pulls her shirt up. There you go. There's littered torque on the way out the door

God the hell working five months pregnant. I want my fries

Wow crazy crazy crazy. You know what give me the fin

We do a lot of great things for our customers. We we beat our competitors on prices all the time

But what we don't do is beat the actual customers. What? Yeah, you're saying a business in florida

Won't say the name of the business

It's another company that buys cars and I won't say the florida city, but in this particular office this customer got into a

scuffle with the uh buyer and it's uh, it's uh, it's what's her name

It's a we buy any car. Don't maybe we don't say that. I don't care

Cut number six

Chad shippley arrived to this location off capital boulevard on january 12th to sell his sister's car, which was in his name

I was like, I'm not understanding and about asami says do it

Understand this and that's when he proceeded to brutally beat me up

We also reached out to the corporate office. They issued this statement saying quote

There was an incident involving a customer and one of the branch employees

Hate speech was used towards the employee and a physical confrontation followed. There's my lip where I went through my broken teeth

I have my front face plate is completely fractured. What is considered a skull fracture in medical terms

Shippley says any allegations of him using hate speech are completely false

I'm so glad I didn't buy that company

You were gonna buy that company. Absolutely. I know yeah last year. I was in deep negotiations. We had a contract

We had a deal and then they did the end around on me in the 11th and a half hour

I was so pissed off. I was I mean I I didn't want to get into it. Oh, that's the guy. That's the company

Yeah, you were telling the story like a year ago. Yeah the guy turned on you. Yeah like a bad dog

what a

It's hard for me not to curse profusely. So but I think that that story's old

No, it's it's recent. Well, there was something else that happened about a year ago because it was like during that time

I was like and I called him like what the hell's going on at your store. Yeah

Yeah, they're beating the customer

Are you sure that's new?

What if they do it all the time? Yes, you pop that this sure sounds like the old one

Well, maybe they train their employees to beat up on customers. I don't know

That's where you get in trouble. I don't dump. I said maybe I know you did but that's

Yeah, we just had to dump gd. Wow gd. I'm there. That's a first. I think that's a first

Well, then that's a good that that's actually a good track record. That's the first language like answers my daddy got a carp on his

line

Sorry about that guys. Oh, he cut I feel bad. I should go home and think about what I've done

But just when you when you leave and you're going over the hills lean to the right

Oh

800 800 7 2 3 4

800 800 radio

Well, yeah, we and give me the vin we don't you don't have that experience

In fact, we are looking for somebody in philadelphia. We're looking for a tire for our office in for washington

And the guy that beat up the guy we don't want him. No, we don't want that

No, we want somebody that's calm that works with employee with customers and doesn't threaten to beat them up at all

So, yeah, go ahead and apply at jcw show. We are not we buy any car.com. I promise you that

Um, so we need a philadelphia buyer inspector. Yes. I thought we already had one. Not yet now

Philly go to jcw go to give me the vin.com click careers. We're hiring in philadelphia

And where what what city is it in for washington? How far is that from like downtown or king pressure king pressures like 10 minutes

Okay, so damn your king pressure

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Larry you're heading to a Toyota dealer. What's the better trim to buy for resale

Value to come a trd off-road or five speed trd pro

I think

That's an interesting question

I'm gonna go for five speed trd pro. I didn't because there's so few of them made

You there

I lost you later. Yes, sir. Okay. I think there's so few of these

If there's a stick shift here already pro and stock do they have one?

Ah, yeah, we're setting up one right now my buddy as a

Vietnamese restaurant one of the managers comes in and told them to come and see one of his guys and we drove all the way from Tampa

that

We're in right right clear water right now

Are y'all in a five-speed or an automatic?

He's gonna go for that six speed

Six speed manual is what he wants to do wants to get that trd off-road. That's what he needs to do trim

I was trying

I was trying to convince him to get the trd pro just because there's a flagship model and they got the fancier colors

And I figure the fancier colors

Might get you a couple of more

A few more thousands. I think that when he gets ready to sell that truck with a stick in it

It's going to be more desirable than one that's an automatic because there's not many of them out there

I think that's a good move and it'll cost less

Yeah, that's for sure. So he owns a vietnamese restaurant. Is he a vietnamese fellow?

Yeah, he's parents are from uh, uh, vietnam

Chakal Chakal Chakal

Saigon

All right, I bet so he on deli he would put Saigon deli

Bring your five speed or six speed manual to Saigon deli for um

Cars and cats

He didn't have cars and coffee he's got cars and cats

Bring your cat we're looking for

The meridian barbecue is uh in october. We'll be right back

We

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the john clay wolf show

Sammy hagar

He drive a lotus in one of his stints or he's always ferrari

Can't drive 55 that was a what?

Good question. What's this afro man? It's on the is he's on youtube?

And you haven't been paying attention to afro man case. I know nothing

I had to ask jd. He's got the regular news story of what happened. Yeah this week the grammy nominated rapper afro man

He's really grammy. You know afro man. Yeah, I had to ask briquet

I won a defamation lawsuit filed against seven

Ohio sheriff deputies that basically they came into his house had a warrant and he has security video

Okay, the guy's coming in and what they did while they got in there kicked the door down

What did he do wrong?

They said he had marijuana for sale get out of here and then he

And that well he was there was no marijuana in the house and they said he had somebody there was somebody about kidnapping

And he's there's just what part of the south was this in it's not the south of Ohio

No charges were filed over the race

So he took the security video and turned it into a rap song

And then they filed suit against him saying you can't do that and he's like it's my video

You're in my house. I can my video of doing it and he won actually

I would think he would have won here's cut number three mic

So what they did searching your house gave you the right to do everything you under the circumstance that I got freedom of speech

After they run around my house with guns and kicked down my door

I got the right to kick a can in my backyard use my freedom of speech

Turn my bad times into a good time. Yes, I do

And I think I'm a sport for doing so because I don't go to their house

Kick down their doors flip them off on their surveillance cameras then try to play the victim and sue them

Oh

It's funny right on there's this cop that wouldn't even tell the one about the the pound cake the yellow pound cake

Well, actually doesn't it's pre-k. We should get to him. He's got the street knowledge. He's got the street knowledge

Pre-k knows the story man. All right. What's that? We're so pre-k at does he sing that song?

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge. That was an old song

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's his classic hit because I got high and uh

Why you gotta love it? Oh, he won a Grammy or is nominated for a Grammy for the song

Oh, yeah, a classic like how long ago 20 years. Oh, it's been a minute 2000

I bet that for a man's either dying or got gray hair now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he looked good in court

He was wearing an American flag suit. All right tracksuit

But yeah, the the offers is rated as home, you know causing a bunch of property damage and taking some cash

Some of which went missing, you know, apparently

No evidence was found no charges

But yeah, he got him on candid camera

Afro man started dropping these diss videos and blasting the sheriffs

To cover damages from the raid, you know, including a broken gate and door

So, yeah, let's let's hear a couple of the first tracks that he dropped. We got 3.2 with the pound cake. Yeah, so this is

So there's an officer when he breaks in right there the officer break in and there's a

pound cake sitting on the table big fat officer by the way

He's got a gun drawn when he watched this video and he looks down at the cake while the guns run

He does it again. He came back and look at it. Yeah, like hey, it looks pretty tasty

So afro man made a song about that the Adams County sheriff kicked down my door

Then I heard the glass spray

Hey

So he's making these songs and this is what made these

Officers want to sue him because of this. Yeah, has he had another hit since 2000 when I got high

So this really regenerated his career. Oh, yeah. Yeah, come on. Yeah, did that and then he did the my doors

What a difference you made in my life right?

Milsap

So it goes on doesn't he does a more yeah, yeah a lot like a whole album

Yeah, there was one that he's talking about screwing a sheriff's wife

Really, oh, yeah, yeah, that's where this is the song called what is it called the Walters, right? Yeah

Yeah, does it paint you in a false life? Yes that my wife is cheating on me with mr. Forman, but we all know that's not true, correct?

I don't know

All these songs are played in court while they're sitting on stage. It's did anybody have a straight face

No, I don't know how they did you did at one point the lawyer

His afro man's lawyer at one point says how can you take this guy seriously look at him?

And he's in a all-american like flag flag suit hundreds and hundreds how you have a picture of it

I hope we do that'd be great

But yeah, the whole thing was a freedom of speech obviously sure and now they're like trying to take his freedom of speech away

And he's like look dude. This is all satire. I can do whatever I want with this. Yeah, and of course he wins which is great

Oh

Rest in peace Chuck Norris

The afro man trials killed him

Yeah, I guess news is a little light right now, right? Everybody's tired of the bombings

Hey this coming up Sunday cars coffee quesadillas Walnut Springs at

Meet at the GMTV garage 9 o'clock join our Facebook page Junkley Wolf show it for more details

Well, this will be the third time we did it. We're gonna walk over to the

Walnut Springs Roadhouse for breakfast right after and then we'll go for a drive

Well, that's getting to be a that's getting to be a really cool crowd. Yeah, it was really impressive

We're gonna get those streets paved out here better. I mean they're there, but they're

Anyway, I'll skip that

I

Just want for you know, you watch the movie cars. Sure. What did speed McQueen do?

He repaved the streets sure first thing. That's my job

Never seen that you've never seen the movie cars and I don't have to watch that crap anymore, dude

My kids are grown and gone. That's actually the the one that I've liked. I'd make them watch it

I liked it a lot. I watched it again this week. Some of those cartoons are cool, but I mean, I don't get high anymore, man, so

You know, I just watched Godfather again, I drove through

Arizona this week. Oh family trip. Oh

So I got to relive it

The drive from Flagstaff to Sedona. Yeah is unbelievable

And then we went up that next morning went to the Grand Canyon took the kids to the Grand Canyon

Have any of y'all ever been to the Grand Canyon? Oh, yeah. I've done it

I didn't do the helicopter tour like you did. Why do you have to be such a prick?

I mean, it's just that I mean that was a boba move. Oh

How in the hell was that a boba?

It is a different view from just standing in the ledge like I've done before to JD

Yeah, and I was trying to just be cool and normal

Well, maybe you don't put the video up on Facebook for everybody to see it then maybe you just tell us quiet

It wasn't just a helicopter. It was a helicopter trip with caviar and free condoms. Yeah

That's not true. You pay the premium. That's the best

$400 I've ever spent

Because you set it up made it sound like it's some gazillion dollar deal a lot of people take a lot of people take the

Helicopter yeah, there's a lot of tour helicopters or a lot of part of their gig and I'm telling you my wife

And I agreed that is the coolest thing we have ever done

If you're gonna buy a $400 concert ticket skip it and do this do this. Would you say it changed your life?

I've heard that numerous times from numerous people. I know I believe in Mars now

Okay, it looks so much like you feel like you're flying over Mars. You really do

Yeah, those glaciers slid through that part of the world just right. I mean they made something. It was neat

It was in in the drive from there to like Sedona is over the top cool page Arizona over the top cool that is

I'm kind of turning into an Arizona head. That's I always love Colorado

Yeah, it's just been in my soul

But man this that that landscape in the right part of Arizona

Mm-hmm and helicopters a lot better to JD because like I remember the Brady Bunch got lost in the Grand Canyon

Yes, they did. You know good point, right? How old are you?

56

Half of a hundred and twelve so did you go to the Grand Canyon to read do the overlook?

Yeah, we just did the overlook. Yeah, and I've flown over several times in jets. We don't see much in jets

No, you don't see anything compared to what you see being down under the rim and they used to

Walk down into it with a group of people like a like a tour

There is a village of about 400 Indians

That live down there that you have to walk God 18 miles

Yeah, it was to get to and the helicopter tour company brings them supplies in their mail

That's pretty cool. Have a suean like like have a sue like have a sue you I don't know

There's a group of Indians really and I don't mean like Indiana or or

Over there have sue Indians like real Indians that still live an Indian lifestyle in the bottom of the Grand Canyon

Yep, they have a supial people are Native Americans living in the Grand Canyon and have been for the last 800 years Wow

And they have one of them a screwed a cousin yet their name means people of the blue green water

Have a sue. Yep. There you go. You learned something here today. We'll be right back stay tuned for more learning

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Mitch in Oklahoma Oh no at 2018 Chrysler 300

eight-cylinder

67,000 miles

It's the only 67,000 grouch cat. Is it a is it a C or an S? Is it a C or an S?

I'm not sure how would I tell it should say it on the ass end, but you're sure it's an eight cylinder

Because it says here L and L is a six cylinder. There's a touring L. That's a six cylinder

Yeah, no, it's a V8. Okay. Anyway, we'll just go V8. We'll just go with the C

And it's got 67,000 miles on it. What do you want for it?

Grudge grudge cat, baby, so it's nice

Yeah, it's nice. What do you want for it?

I honestly got

Well, yeah, it's a nice car

Okay, I'm an old listen Oklahoma. You know how we are

Hard-ass Oklahoma you are the dumb ass of the day if you want something that starts with a two for that car

It's too much

Okay, it's just I mean I pulled up when I saw Oklahoma calling in I got my stuff together

So I wanted to know what I was getting into average

The auction market on it's 15-6

Okay

See you being a good old-fashioned hard-ass Oklahoma and there's no way you're gonna take that everybody's stupid

All right, so hey sell that bitch. All right, but you do are you gonna sell it?

Yeah, that's what I started last night. I'm do it. Load it up into give me the vid.com on the show. Yep

We'll do it. I mean

That's all I'm gonna get for it

But just because you're being reasonable and you're you're a good leader for the other people in Oklahoma

I'm just gonna go and give you what I can sell it for 15-6. I'll buy it

All right, go to give me the vid.com. Thank you. Thank you, sir

Sell that bitch sell that bitch

Was that a reasonable Oklahoma guy? Yeah, I don't know that's I'm scared. Yeah, I am too something's wrong with that car

Something's wrong. Something's wrong Mac and Memphis 07 fj cruiser crawler

140,000 miles, but it really I mean is it like a like a rock crawler completely modified?

No, so what this is is I bought it new in

2007 and you know how they have certain companies that they they put the special custom packages on it

Yep, so what you know it I've got the name is I've got a little pamphlet for it

But so they actually call it the fj crawler package. Okay, it's got the ARB

You know again from factory so the heavy ARB bumpers pro comp wheels tires

You know and had a three-inch. Oh man. He moved lift

So it's I had done anything to it. It's kind of how it came average rougher clean

It's it's really good shape

My thing is with 140 that my my next thing if I'm doing anything to it is

Probably because I've never had to do anything to it. I probably want to it's a Toyota. You're not supposed to go into it mention

Yeah, oh, no, I'm not I do the same thing that's already on there

But yeah, like I said, if anything it's time. I'm not gonna hundred forty. I'd probably put you know

I put new shocks. I'll give you 10,000 probably

Okay, that's what I was asking. I just curious. I'm gonna hold on to it for that

I should have told you about my other one. So this one. Yeah, I appreciate it, but I'll hold out. Thank you

What did he just say? I don't know that's what I was trying to figure out

He kind of reminded me of when I asked Scott on the IT team of when the new system is gonna be ready. I

Didn't that it was very the whole thing. You couldn't put a finger on what he was saying

There was nothing. I'm probably gonna hold on to it for that. Maybe hmm should have told you about the other one. Yeah

So not selling it hundred and forty thousand mile FJ cruiser

Ten thousand bucks. Yeah, that's I think these cars that car particularly

I think that that one is never it's not going down in value for where it is right now. I think it'll do nothing

But go up

They're pretty cool. Yep. Bear back. Go to give me the Vin.com. If you want to sell yours

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They can't even form a sentence correctly. They can't every kid I meet puts the preposition at the end of the sentence

It drives me nuts. They come up to me. Scoot me wait a bathroom mat

What wait a bathroom mat? I'm thinking where's the English teacher at?

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former Central Valley High School teacher

McKenna kindred has finally completed terms of her probation

Sentence after being convicted of engaging in an improper relationship with a 17 year old student

Yeah

Wait, wait

Including to what the teen referred to as a marathon session that went on for hours

Oh

Ironically none of the news reports go to the heart of the story as well as comedian Paul

Nardizi oh teacher cutting to

This teacher was banging her 17 year old student in the state of Washington

She got caught because as usual she left a complete trail of breadcrumbs leading directly to her

The mother of the 17 year old said it was very traumatic for her son

And he's just trying to get refocused and he's struggling to get back to ordinary life

Which is overwhelming evidence for the police that kids are still lying to their mothers

Yeah, I'm struggling. I'm just struggling to get back. It's a crazy deal if you have a first-hand experience of

a teacher-student affair in your high school

I don't want to hear about middle school. That's too creepy, but high school

800 800 7234

800 800 radio Bob. Do you have any?

I do

I was talking to JD earlier. I think small towns may

None, you know have more of this, but I could be wrong about that. But yeah, yes, I do there. There was a student

older than me my sister's age and

She had a deal that I think went on for a while before anybody knew about it with the physical science teacher in

the high school and

She became with child. Oh

Hey, yeah proof facts. I mean that that happened. So what did they do?

Well, I think he found another job. Okay

Eventually, I don't think they just ran him out on a rail right and she had a

beautiful baby and

Did they continue on and carry on? No, no not to my knowledge. Was he a good dad?

Did he pay his child support? I really don't know pick him up on Sundays and take him to the park

See, nobody talked about that part

And there was a junior high band director

Okay, he came in when I was like a junior in high school

So junior high band director in the high school band director

They co-laid a lot because it's almost like the athletic program. Those kids are coming up through the program, right?

He showed up in town

Every bit of 55 years old, okay with a

Smoking hot young wife that was 22

That he'd been with for five years because he discovered her

While she was in high school in his high school band

Now he's down to the junior high level. Yeah

Now this guy he was he was I mean my height or a little less maybe one of his legs was longer than the other

He wore a special shoe. Okay, like special head like he like he was had a long leg. Yes

Absolutely because her dad beat him. This was not a this was not a a pretty guy. Okay

It's not like you were me. Okay, you know not ugly but

It was what the girl looked like and you think to yourself. How in the world did he catch her but it doesn't matter

It doesn't matter that the stigma ran him out of town. He had to go find another job somewhere else

Because what he's thinking is

okay

I've I've stepped down in my occupation. I've stepped down in my career path. Yeah

But I get to bang this every night

Would I trade my life for that?

Yes

Yes, I would he decided. Yeah, I guess he did that was a deal and there was another deal with like a gym teacher

in high school

and she had

um

Some kind of thing with more than one of the basketball players on the varsity team

More than one and she was suddenly gone on a Monday

I've had a lot of calls that just came in. Very bad. Did this happen in your school Nashville, Tennessee?

You're on the air. What you got

Hey, I got a big one talking about teachers. Yep. So

Back in the day. I mean our

Oh

It was gonna be a good one. Yeah, call back

That's a cliffhanger

Memphis, Tennessee. You got one

Yeah, I got one hit it

All right, so I had a soccer coach. Um, who is also the english teacher and he has married two different former students

And how's that working out for him

too

Well, it didn't work out for the first one, but he he got married last summer. I follow him on facebook

It's kind of crazy that

His last two marriages and then former students. Does he control the comments on the facebook like or does he leave up the haters?

Now people are pretty pretty nice about it. He was an awesome teacher. So

I he just had that kind of personality. Thank you

Kansas City you got one

Nope, Houston, Texas. You're on the air. You got one

Nope

Well, our phone's working great. Nashville, Tennessee. Is this the guy that that disconnected?

At least at least the $1,200 we spent on the phones the other day to get fixed is really a good investment Pittsburgh. You got one

Nothing works Pittsburgh. You're there

Precase talking to somebody El Paso. Are you there?

Okay, okay

This one works El Paso El Paso number ends in uh, 363

Hello, sir. Yeah, go ahead

Uh, I'm looking for selling my car is a jeta 2014

Will you go to give me the ven dot com and load it up right now? We're talking about teacher student affairs

Okay, that's crazy. That's like the movie. Uh, what's that the adams handler won't

Yeah, oh did he have that's my boy. Thank you. Yeah, Billy Madison

Mike and little rock. You notice we have a lot of southerners coming in. Mike and little rock. You got one

There he is. Yeah, all the phones are jacked

Okay, Nashville Nashville. I got you right now. Go ahead and spit it out. We'll try one more one more time. So my

my middle school basketball coach

was

Living on a private or private school where it was a coach

And my friend who was my age in middle school ninth grade

Always would have a headache and go up to his house

Because she had a headache and she just had to go rest. You just cleared up my next question when you said she

Thank you

Are you with me? Oh, yeah

More than you know got everybody everybody knew what was going on even back in the 70s

And the wildest thing is

If they got married and to this day, they are still married. How many years between them?

roughly

Oh, well, he was a basket. He was probably in his um

35 probably 35 ish

She was in ninth grade

And you know, this would happen in a different state, but I'm still really struggling not the same names you never know

But but I I'll be damned. I mean during they are I'll be damned to Houston, Texas real quick. You got one

Yeah, I got one hit it

So about 20 20 years ago

My ex-wife was a high school teacher at the alc center in houston or a leaf and uh

She allegedly had a relationship with one of her students

Could prove he was 18 at the time

So they removed her from the classroom

But she was impregnated by him had a child by him. He married her and of course we ended up

I was married to her at the time. What kind of coach was he and

Now it was a she was a teacher

So she was the alternative learning center. She was a teacher and he was a student and

So your your wife was impregnated by a student and then what did we did you stay married long enough for the kid to come out?

Uh, we were still married because it was all pending. It was a legal thing

Uh, the child came out and let's just say I am fairly Caucasian. My wife is Caucasian the child was not

and

I had to pay for the test to prove you was not mine

And everyone in the room knew that this was not in question

Anyway, it's a long long story, but that's the gist of it. I think you win the contest for the best story of the day

This real quick though, jessie and pittsburgh has one hit at jessie

Yes, sir. Um, I was 15 and um, I was on the swim team and I hooked up with uh

swim coach art teacher

And she was 42 and she came at me hard man

How long did this go on? This is first hand. I like this this guy. He was the perp

He was probably

It was probably five months

And how did it end?

It it ended because she quit and moved to another city. Was she married?

Um

She was not at the time, but I kept wanting them to put a statue of me out out front

Thank you for sharing your story. All right, brother. All right, we'll be right back to the name of jocely

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Nick in oklahoma, you have an o4 christler town and country with the 200 000 miles on it 185

185 you want 6 000 since i'm always losing on things you figured i could lose on this one

Well, yeah, i figure so

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I'd like to know would you wish him a happy birthday?

It's his birthday. Do you charge for that, john? If so, how much $5? I just think it would be he would absolutely love it

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Listen to you period or listen to the show

I've got to talk about my family road trip. We don't have to right now. We'll do uh

We did the griswold thing this week. I saw your pictures, man

Yeah, priceless. It looked like a blast do that while you can man. I'm always telling you when when when that's over

That's over. You know true true. How quick can it be over? Is he getting the car long enough to like I want this to be over

No doubt. Go ahead, johnny cash. Good morning

Hello, i'm johnny cash

john this week's

mail from jail entry reads

Hello fellas

I'm here in the great state of texas in federal prison at bowmont usp. I've spent the last 15 years on the bureau

Of prisons country tour on conair

Let me tell you that raggedy pos actually has duct tape on the wing

Where's all our federal taxpayers money going to?

Because it sure ain't the food we eat or the schooling

Or quote unquote rehabilitation

Because that's a joke in the usp high custody prisons. Don't you know

Anyways, I listen to your show

Every weekend. I figured I'd write to you for the johnny cash segment. You guys are great

Any decent american can appreciate what you bring on the air and relate and if they don't well

I like to say all these idiot activists if america is so bad and trump's so awful then leave

Revoke your citizenship and beat it

Oh, that's right. They won't because if they go over there

I eat the middle east

They'd stone these idiots to death or torture them on the internet and then behead them

Just food for thought america is the best country in the world

And I am just a convict

Okay, by the way, by the way, well written convict. Yeah, right

Right by the literate johnny. What the hell's going on? Why are you laughing so hard from your fan of the show and hopefully your friend

Kenny Ray easily bowmont usp

Congratulations, Kenny Ray. Thank you for tuning in golly

When are we gonna go do a live at a prison?

I want to do it. That would be fun. It really would I've done a couple of those by the way

I used to take a a meetings into the dallas county jail

That was pretty cool. They were always very nice to us

By the way folks if you've got mail from jail

You just send them on down the line to us here at po box 471517 that is in fort worth texas

zip code is 76147

Somebody a prison will have to get a hold of us and have it all set up

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If you are in a good prison and you that our fans are at you want us to come to a live at your prison

I'll do it

You know being being honest of a saturday morning as you do you ought to

It'd be easier probably to start talk to your local sheriff

And see if you'd let you do it. I don't want to do the jail see if you'd let you do it from county

One person in there

I'll drunk tank be a lot of fun drunk tank

I've been in there a time or two always made friends. We're gonna do it. I want to do it right like you did at

State prison. Yeah, like where they're slamming on the tables. Okay, it'd be fun

Like blues brothers did where they're behind cages

That's what I let them out. They let the good guys out to go

Hey, what happened with brady yesterday? You're a sports buff

So, you know tom brady and then logan paul's talking on the smack. They're doing some kind of flag football thing

Okay, it hadn't happened yet. Yeah, that's the flag football

Whatever they're doing over in saudi the saudi arabia tournament whatever that

A lot a lot

So as logan just talking smack just to be I mean he's hulk hogan. There's hulks dead

Yeah, well, he's in actually his brother's in the wwe

And I think this is setting up because the wwe's gonna be in vegas for russel mania

I think they're setting this up to have brady make an appearance there. It's a whole

Thing that they're doing so because brady's talking a lot of smack about well wrestling's fake blah blah blah

And I guarantee they'll have them come out there and

Be a whole big thing

But brady's trying the flag football thing is also to try to promote the olympics when

nfl players are going to actually be in or professionals will be in the olympics

As the flags football is going to be a summer sport. Are they going to do it in the sand?

I don't know if they're playing in the sand. I doubt that it's not sand football. It's going to be a sand lot

You can blow a knee out doing that too didn't get on a camel and like tell that camel

We're going to run down 10 steps hanging left and he's going to hit me at the post

There is camel ball. Have you seen that? No. Yes. There's camer camel soccer. You've never seen camel the camels kicker

Yeah, well, it's like a with a mallet basically so it's camel polo kind of yeah

So is it for rich Arabs? Yes. You've never seen this

No, look it up. I'm introducing these new sports last week was partial arts. Yeah, now it's camel ball

I've done donkey basketball

It's kind of where you're playing basketball. Yeah, that's what I thought you were talking about is camel basketball. No, no

It's yeah, they're on camel polo. Yeah, it's dangerous, man

The camels run

They trot. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean that's a lot more bouncy than a horse, man. They'll spit at you too

Will they bite?

I

Imagine if you get close enough to one. Yeah, they're used to be one of their female camels. Do they have to wear a drape over their head?

There we go. I don't know. This is a good question. Hey, you know and if they don't why don't they?

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Scottie troubled this weekend. They're gonna be shocked. I tell you president trump. Oh, yeah

You welcome the prime. This is a good cleanup. Thank you. He's the president did it

He welcomed the prime minister of japan sani takahichi into the

Sana taki achi. You better watch that heavy stuff. You blew the mics out. Holy crap

Adjust your speakers everybody

He did

Into the old office and so the prime minister of japan was there

What was interesting is they had some of the japan media in the in the room, which is unusual

Of course, you know and one of them

Actually, I'll just let are the chairs shorter. No, I'll let the uh, this guy was tall

I'll let the audio speak for itself. What happened here with the japan media in donald trump

You could just imagine cut number one question

Why didn't you tell us allies?

Uh in europe and the asia like to bear about the war before attacking url

So we are very confused about we japanese system. Well, it's one thing. You don't want to signal too much, you know

Can you pause it good? That's why I can translate. I can understand speech impediment tarance better than what I just heard

Yes, what he was saying is how come you guys when you attacked iran, why didn't you give them some notice?

Why did you surprise them? Why didn't you just you know, tell everybody ahead of time appears his response? Yes

When we go in we went in very hard

and we didn't tell anybody about it

because we wanted

Surprise who knows better about surprise than japan

Now you believe in surprise much more so than that's the best audio ever real

So how did that get him in trouble in the history? I'm just saying it just didn't get him in trouble

It's just that's fact. Well, I know but the left, you know, they kind of exploded. Oh my god. He's insulting japan

Do the left not remember when they bombed pearl harbor and it did sunup. I don't know if it I think everybody

Left the left the loony left came off the bench

Oh, they try to yeah, they try to everything he could solve cancer. You didn't have to call him loony jd

I never saw anybody saying it was a problem. I think everybody was like, this is funny is what they were saying

Okay, here's how we're gonna do this. Okay, when y'all say things that are gonna get me in trouble

I'm just gonna bring it up and just I'll just be the referee like oh, we didn't mean that

We didn't mean that did that get you in trouble what I just said

Okay

The loony left

I'm just doing that to stir up bob. Yeah, but like we want stand-up. Is boba lifting?

Oh god. Yes, bob. Are you lefty? No, sir. He's just said oh god. Yeah. No, no, sir

No, no, but when you're crazy maga enough, you don't have to be oh, oh am I crazy maga? Pardon me

I'm in a sentence here. You're a loony left when you're crazy maga enough

You don't have to be a lefty for somebody to say oh, you're not conservative enough. Why because I'm not just

Jackass insane

Like that's not conservative here conservative values jd. Okay fiscally responsible. Yes family friendly policies in government

Don't change anything all of a sudden. That's what I am. If you want to call me a reagan democrat

That's what I am bored. Well, it's better than the left. The loony left. You missed the loony part

Right, you need to go back to civics class or something. Oh, is that where I should go, bob? Something

Why don't I step outside beat your ass? Why don't you give it a shot? Why don't we do?

Why don't y'all go out on the deck and in sun sun your perennials

Perennium have a sun off

Who could stay hey, I'll give you a hundred dollars

I've got a hundred cash in my pocket

If you'll go out on the deck and sun and sun your perennium

I'm not gonna do it. He's been he's been talking about it all morning

I know you're giving money to a guy that's got a bunch right now jd a hundred dollars

That's not you gotta give him some more than that. Come on. Yeah, cuz I'll take this pre-k

He's got his hand up in the air. You want a hundred dollars to go sun your butt

It would be much more entertaining for pre-k to be out there. All right pre-k go do it. Can I get a g?

No, oh, you get a hundred. Oh

You go out on the deck right now the sun is shining bright. It's pretty and sun your perennium for for

No, 120 seconds. Oh

Two minutes, I gotta

JD says you need some vitamin D vitamin D a little white and pasty for a wrapper

We're having a taint off here

I get my vitamin D from Dewar's white label. I bet you do well

I got an offer from car max for 500. So you don't have to beat that

You bastard

Well done

I really will

It's called a radio stunt and I'll be fine with it

And I think it's a good investment in our listeners entertainment. There's a day when I would do that

But not now there was a day. Do y'all want to roll dice for it or something?

Like hell any of us could want so we want to take the money out of the deal and just

Just do it. Just know we'll just like have a game. Somebody's got to do it. I am out. Are you? Yeah, it's not on video

There's a camera. I don't give a damn where it's there's not a camera right there

There's a camera on this side. I will show you the views of the cameras. Okay. I believe you

I don't believe you that you cannot see somebody on that deck. Are you almost talked into it? I'm very close

I gotta be more money. I see you quantify

I would like to hear your response after the perineum something. I don't care about the money

A g is is intriguing to me. Nobody offered a g

I

Heard a g somewhere. Didn't you pre-k easy off?

Don't let the sun go down on your ass in this little tail

For less than a hundred dollars

This is gonna be a weird new music video for me

Are you gonna do it after a minute?

Like I said, I'll know if the cameras

We'll have to see what what angles I will show you the camera angles during the break

I do not believe that you can that there will be a camera on that during the break and if there was a camera

We're who the hell we're gonna show it to

I mean, yeah, this

This is getting way too serious. I'm I'm out. You're out. Oh free case out. Come on. You really think I'm gonna tank

Sit there with my

What about home school does he want to think out Kyle? Yeah, oh man. I'm a player players. Don't do that

Hold on. He's shaking his finger. He's Kyle. Are you are you wanting to take the challenge?

Why does he not talk like my microphone back in? Okay. Well, I turned you off

You usually don't turn it off. Do you want do you want to do you want to take the challenge the premium?

The answer is no. All right. Oh, that was the no, no, no finger. Nobody's got any balls around here. No, no, no

Not for that amount

He's got an example John. We don't want them suntan. Do what?

Lead by example lead by example, dude. I've got you know, I'm a paraplegic

Oh, here we go. We're gonna play that card

Okay, all right, what does that have to do with you? So you're gonna need 225

The same

Oh my god

Premium sunning. I like it. Yep. First time I heard of that. I thought man

That sounds like something somebody would do on the left

God, here we go. He'll be worried about that till Wednesday. I've been worried about it since 2016. Thank you very much

Continue to be worried about it. It's time for dial. Why don't you just say I'm a flaming liberal and just get over it

But I'm not

Okay

I think you could be but I'm not

What level of liberal are you?

I don't feel like I'm a liberal at all. What are you? How do you how would you categorize your political opinion?

I would call myself quickly a moderate

So you're a centrist

Yeah, the moderate what moderate was not for anything stupid

And and you you'll be saying I'm getting you in trouble if I tell you about the things on the left

That I'm absolutely not for coming up next. I'm a gun owner. I'm an employed person. Yeah, you know, yeah

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Kenneth in texas. Good morning. You're in the air

Good morning. Oh six corvette base 15 000 miles stick or automatic

Automatic what color?

Monterey red, what's that mean?

Monterey red is an upgrade. I think this is one of the earlier triple

uh triple bird of

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In what day was this car built? I've got my I've got my chippewa. I got my chippewa leather boots on right now

All right

Yeah, it's uh, is it red or is it maroon?

It is maroon. Okay

Monterey red, it's not red. I've never I've been to monterey, but I didn't see maroon everywhere

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I've had it for two going on two years. Okay

um bought it

bought it for my wife

She didn't pass did she

No, no, but thank you for asking because you kind of like struggled when you said bought it for more. Did she leave you?

No, not at all. No, it was a gift. She she got her she got her bachelor's degree in nursing and uh, I bought her this car

We've been I've been looking for a while took me a long time to find a low mileage early model

So when you take the 20 grand I'm gonna give you are you gonna keep it or you're gonna give it to her?

The 20 grand I am going to give it to her because she wants a backup camera

So instead of molesting this car, I figured I'd just find a newer one

Well, I was just wondering, you know, because like if you give somebody a car and then you take it back

Do you get to keep the money? Oh, no, we talked about it. Okay, so we talked to we discussed it

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He goes off to college and you sell it

Do you owe them the money or oh, yeah, but that's your kid, right? That's your wife. You own her

I get a lot more out of my wife than I do my kids

Um, yeah, I'm like, I'm not gonna take the money back

Okay, but I mean even if you did take it back. I mean you're just married. So does it really matter

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Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's get her bought. Thank you, sir

Real quick Doyle and Fort Worth. You've got an old Mercedes slc

That's the a 76 Mercedes 450 slc. So that's not the sl. That's the hard top longer version, right?

Yeah, yeah, well based a little longer and it's got the rear seat

My cousin just crushed a bunch of these over at Euro spec. Um

What did I had?

Muffy Bennett you called in last week and I took a picture of your call and I sent it to muffy Bennett and told her to call you

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I'm gonna ask her about it again because uh get some pictures of it on your phone

And let's let me look at picture or really what's great is a couple little short videos

And you walk around talking about it

Then we can really see what we're talking about because the condition on this car is just everything

Right, it could be worth, you know scrap or it could be worth a lot

But 244 it's not worth a lot on the miles, but the engines rebuild. I mean if you totally restored the car this whole different animal

No, it's been uh, what do you call?

There's been a lot of stuff down on it like the engine and other transmission and

Suspension and all sorts of stuff when you see an arizona area code calling you that's going to be muffing

She knows these cars very well. I'm going to have her call you get some pictures on your phone

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What he was trying to but it has a stupid paint job on it first of all and it's ugly

And it's in louisiana and it's purple and yellow which is like a lsu package, which means it's gonna bring less

I love the tigers by the way, but um

Not that much. It's mild out and he bought it at some auction as is

So it's got problems

And I don't want to deal with it. Come on. You know, you woke up and said you need a prowler. I like his delivery though

Yeah, me too. Yeah, he's a salesman. He just needs to learn how to buy cars, right?

He definitely seems he's not gonna be a dealer for long if he didn't learn how to buy cars

You should put him on your incognito list

Block his ass

No, I had a guy like that that I met at an auction get me one for 16

Um, just the other day we made a couple of g's on it and we split it. I do that with dealers all the time

I'll tell I'll buy their I'll buy their cars and uh split with them

Do it all the time

But that old boy needs to learn how to buy cars. He didn't know what the hell he's talking about

I don't even know if that's retail

No, I'm a dealer. Would you just get your license in the mail?

You go to college first. Damn easy. Right poor guy. Nice guy. All right

I mean, this don't come at me. I'm a dealer bs and be off the money that bad. Come on, tune up boy

Get your stuff straight stuff together. All right. What else you got?

What else? Uh, we have a little kid. You ever seen this kid? Naked-ish Louisiana

I mean like the car is going to be worth more in naked-ish Louisiana than

Than any I mean if I'm buying it out of naked-ish Louisiana, that bitch has got to be in the money. It's lsu colors

Yeah, that does not help. I'm not gonna help you. No. All right. I remember buying a

Grandham that had no air and when I first started like in 96 it came

Air delete but it was burgundy and the only way I could get out of it was um, I drove it up to oklahoma

To uh, some other dealership

I think it was lin hickey dodge and I had to put air in it and then I was so buried in it

The highest money I could find was a dealer in oklahoma because it was burgundy which is o u colors

I mean people don't think I've served my time in this racket. You are wrong

I mean wrong dead wrong. That's a that's just to get out of a car. That was one car. That's just one story

I've got a gazillion stories

Let's work

And yeah, and walking through that 70 pack in in alabama the other day just brought it all back

Because that's the kind of stuff that I used to get offered and all that's the only money I had to buy

Yeah, you know my average cost of car was about three grand

And we built it up obviously over time. That was some fingernail work right there, man. Yeah, that's that's a really good video

and it was

It used to be an adventure. We flew to shree port one time and apparently it's a tough

landing

Yeah, and we got there and got out john does the auction gets out

Sends me with one vehicle to munroe, louisiana to pick up a brand new

2010 I don't know vet and drive it back home from munroe

Okay, and that was like a 20 hour

Felt like dude. I used to have there's a long day four haul trucks that we owned that I owned

Running up and down that highway I 20 between louisiana and dallas

That my job was to keep them full and if I could keep them full

Then that would mean x amount of cars and x amount of cars would equal x amount of money

And it all worked out cash flow for years cash flow years. We'll be right back

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Just the cast the family trip this week

To the desert was fun. It was literally the griswolds

But it was

You know the key to that what I've noticed is everybody gets bitchy after three days

So just do quick in and outs and keeping them moving

Because we're taking kids to vegas is not that fun. We were gonna go to florida, but the weather was bad

I thought vegas was all family'd up now. No, no, okay

We went to speed something drove golf go carts and I did a

Off-road truck thing that looked cool. I saw that that was fun. Was it did you drive it? Oh, yeah

And there was a guy next to me with a steering wheel and brakes. Also. He never had to touch them, which is nice, but

He was knowing they clipped out the part in the video where I was like, hey, dude

Can you please shut up and just let me do this?

I said it nicely, but it looked like you only got up to 40 miles per hour. Yeah, so that was it

I was giving her all she had really that's that's all that is a guy governor on it or I don't know

You know, it's

The landings were still on the jumping thing. It was still pretty rough

I don't know if I'd want to jump it higher than him. I bet we're just jumping three or four feet off the ground

I wouldn't in that truck. It wouldn't have been a good landing faster than 40 off those faces

But you want to go faster, right? Oh, it was fun. It was actually, uh, yeah

But I needed to do that because I want to get this Lamborghini built

We're gonna do it Baja style and I want to run it in the mint 400 next year

So that was my first step of doing an off-road truck

And it was different like is it easier to use than like normal off-road like you've done off-roading money and stuff like that

Buggies are easier. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I've done uh doom buggies. Um, yeah, that's fun

but uh

Well, you only have one child. So when y'all've done the family, what's the longest road trip y'all did?

Uh, we didn't drive much. It was always flying didn't really do the driving thing like to maybe

San Antonio or something like that. That's about the long but you never loaded up the wagon and did the let's tour the

It was fun. I enjoyed it. I think the kids did too. We drove route 66. We went from vegas

to

Hoover Dam

to

Flag now we stopped in some little place

On 66 and then we went to flagstaff Sedona

And then spent the night Sedona and drove up to the Grand Canyon

And then went home. We were on like three three and a half days

It was just perfect if we would have done another day unless we had something to do everybody got bitchy

Because everybody's there right in the in the same really what did happen

I'll be you know sincere like after the bitchy wore off in the beginning of everybody together

Then like we started being normal

And everybody knew they were trapped

So everybody was getting along pretty good

And I was like wow, this is weird

No getting out we might as well get along. Yeah, no, I mean, I mean Jeanette and I were looking at each other like what the hell's going on

Everybody's happy. Yeah on then. Yeah, it was fine. That's pretty cool. I remember those days. We only had two of the four kids

Yeah, the two youngest

You remember those days. Did you ever do those those family vacations? Yeah, it's awesome. It was fun

My great aunt mignon lived in Cuesta, which is between Red River and Taos. Yeah

And we used to go out there and that part of

New Mexico is awesome. We went to Pueblo one day

That was cool

I was digging it a back tracks today is the cars because rico case. It had a birthday

Yeah, this day in 1944 lead vocalist rhythm guitar songwriter and frontman for the american new wave band the cars

If you're case that born in baltimore if your cars had go ahead and start calling in now 800 800

7234 800 800 radio the winner of back tracks gets to go to jcwshow

Dot com and pick anything off our merch page

As the winner and we will mail it to you

And that's also a plug for people that want merch

They can go to jcwshow.com and click on merch and get anything we need some more sell that bitch shirts

Good looking stuff right now. You got it's getting better. Good looking stuff. You got rollins and his people help

They make they they've been helping

Yep, he's got a whole art department. I mean they sell so much gas monkey stuff

They've got to keep making new designs. So I just like hey, will you make me something they do?

Excellent. Um, oh alex actually out in virginia made that last shirt. This is pretty good looking. Uh, cut one

Cut two

If you ever listen to a cars if you have any cars in yet all the band then you you pick up that pretty quick

Don't you think I think so? Yeah. Yeah. I think that's a layup. It's just a race to a free t-shirt at this point

800 800 7 2 3 and music from born lay records. Yeah cars record. Yeah, nice. Which record?

I haven't decided yet

He gets to pick these you know, that's right panorama in there

Panorama is a very very undervalued under very underrated record. Yes. Yeah, that's the third one

I guess second maybe the candy album. No that candy. Oh, dude. It's so good. Yes. Yeah

Candio and pan panorama was kind of a deep cut after they made that made it big and then you went back

I was such a cars fan. I was like third grade

um

Like shake it up came up mate shake it up might have came out in third grade

And they everybody came to school like the middle school kids

And and they're like no concert t-shirts

After the cars concert because the cars were a big deal when I was in elementary school

And they had a lot of pretty gals on all of their artwork, right? Pretty much. Yeah cut one

Cut to

You know the the the largest, you know

The the craziest concert moment since taylor swift which she just did was definitely michael jackson

Really you don't remember when they had it in the fort worst star telegram

You had to clip out a coupon and fill it out to send it in to maybe get in the lottery to get a michael jackson concert ticket

What year was that? I don't know

85 yep 85. Yeah, correct

It was it was it was it was a hard ticket

I never it never occurred to me to see michael jackson a lot

Why do you why do you think it was dead or you're afraid he was gonna phone? No, I just I mean I was going to I

I want to see starship

I want to see heart. Yeah, I want to see uh

michael bolton

Open for heart five is like the best band. I mean that that whole story, but I had to grow up to realize

I had thriller when I was older than me sixth grade

You know, I knew about Michael jackson wall at the skating rink. Don't stop till you get it

I mean get a life when I where I came from they didn't even think about us going to concerts until like I had a license

And could take my damn self right can I ask how did we get from the cars to this to michael jackson? Yeah

I was just talking about just having concert flashbacks of my childhood

So it was cars a hard one to get into yeah, it was just a big deal

I remember was like one of the first big deals in my school

I was like what you know the middle school kids were going to the cars concert

My brother was seven years older me so I was having to hear all about it and I was into the cars and yeah, I mean

They're kind of like they're probably a bigger deal than what they

What people think they are or maybe they were to me. Yeah. Well, no. Yeah. Yeah, there's there's that audience of people about our age

So I'm in aspen, colorado. I'm in a in a cab

My mom moved there when I was in seventh grade and there's some drunks in this cab and I'm in there

And I look across from me and I said are is your name rick and he said is your name dick

And that's all

That was my rick. I said no, he said oh

Very nice. That was it and he's a jerk

Kelly

Houston

Yeah, what you getting? Hey, uh

Dangerous type and just what I needed they go

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