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Amy Got Pulled Over in the School Drop-Off Line | Live from Fan Day
Amy Got Pulled Over in the School Drop-Off Line | Live from Fan Day
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About this episode
At the live Fan Day broadcast, the hosts kick off with sponsor talk and a “drink of the week” chat tied to Red Bull, including memories of going to an F1 race. They also break down a “10-tenths” speedway-style phrase and discuss a local road course near Charlottesville Speedway, plus a Kyle Busch health update. The centerpiece is Amy’s school-drop-off traffic stop: she and the hosts debate turns on red, oncoming traffic, and the verbal warning she received.
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Red Bull
Dale and Amy take Bless Your ‘Hardt live from JR Motorsports Fan Day, and the chaos starts almost immediately. Amy recaps getting pulled over in front of the school drop-off line, Dale shares stories from the Red Bull Soapbox Derby in LA, and somehow The Band Perry becomes a full conversation topic.
The crowd joins in for a live round of Red Flag/Green Flag covering ketchup on eggs, phones face down at dinner, sharing toothbrushes, sleeping with socks on, and more. Dale also talks about his latest attempt at becoming a wine guy, including drinking an entire bottle of Pinot Grigio on the boat while still not knowing how to pronounce it.
Plus, fan questions lead to stories about doing the girls’ hair, Dale’s cameo in Cars, Pixar’s hidden speakeasy sheds, and the future liver mush vs. tomato sandwich taste test challenge that now has to happen. It’s a packed live episode full of random stories, crowd reactions, and complete chaos from start to finish. Grab a High Rock and enjoy.
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Oh, yeah, this is what it's going to be, girl.
If we're going to hang out, open a bunch of jars,
you've got big, strong hands.
Are you suffering from high crack?
I'm working.
Working that mouth.
Welcome to Bless Your Heart presented by Arby's.
We're live here at the Fan Day at Junior Motor Sports.
Series XM has been live since, I think, nine in the morning.
Mike and some friends were just on the stage,
and now Amy and myself are up here.
And after us will be another hour of Door Bromper Clear
with Jordan Bianchi.
But we're thankful to be here.
Want to thank Arby's for providing our lunch today.
I like the Buffalo Chicken Sliders.
If you're thinking about what you want on the menu,
their sliders are insane.
So we're thankful to partner with them here
at Dirty Moe Media and also with Junior Motor Sports.
And as we like to do, Amy, I want you to say.
Yeah, I want to start you guys off with a drink of the week.
Welcome, everyone.
Thanks for hanging out with us today.
We're excited to do the live show.
Our drink of the week, presented by High Rock, of course,
is the Sudachi Lime Splash.
So we had this a couple of weeks ago and we have dubbed this
the drink of the summer.
So you have.
It's fantastic.
It's so light and so good.
Red Bull Sudachi Lime, which I was calling Dale Dachi.
And I feel like that's more fun, right?
One ounce of High Rock, one ounce of pineapple juice
and one ounce of fresh lime juice.
And you just pour it all in this little glass.
Yeah, it's delicious.
So try that out.
I haven't even had one and just you have it.
Is it good?
Yeah, like it.
So, you know, full transparency.
We started working with Red Bull a year ago.
We did some soapbox derby stuff on the Discovery Channel.
And obviously working with Connor Zillich,
who's a Red Bull athlete.
We went to the F1 race with Red Bull,
which was absolutely a blast.
And I've enjoyed their product over the years.
And Steve Tart has a little couple Red Bulls up in the booth.
One thing, you know, we're having them 600
miles like we will this weekend.
He might tap into a couple of those
and I might steal out of the cooler.
But yeah, this, this Sudachi, I say is that Sudachi Lime Splash.
He nailed it.
I'm going to tell y'all, I drank a lot of Red Bulls.
I like the red, all the different flavors I have.
This one is miles better than anything else they got.
I mean, we're all going to like what we like.
We all love our stuff, how we love it.
But this is by far my favorite flavor of Red Bull.
And so, yeah.
Anyways, make sure you got your little
High Rock Vodka for the weekend.
Thank you High Rock Vodka for everything you do for us here.
Me and Amy are our equity owners in that brand
and it's doing fantastic.
It is. Please visit highrockvodka.com.
If you want to find a bottle near you, they have a store locator
and you can find all of the Steriline's products, including High Rock Vodka.
And then you got to remember to be 20 years or over as well.
So drink respite.
It's lime. It's the lime in this drink.
I love it. Is it tart? Is that why you like it?
It's like candy.
It's like candy. Yeah, pretty good.
Candy fan. Amy, how are you doing this morning?
I'm a little rough.
Thanks. Wow, are you going to call her?
Thanks for pointing that out, Travis.
I'm a little shaky.
I had a charity event last night.
I went to this Speedway Children's Charity event with some girlfriends
and I had too much.
That's something I can't do.
I can't call her out right in front of everybody.
I'm sorry.
Is she also doing?
I'm a little shaky.
Yeah, I can't believe she.
She's going to smack you.
No, I'm not. I'm nicer, though. OK.
I don't see how you can get away with.
He's sitting pretty far away.
Yeah, he is. Yeah.
But you went to the Speedway Children's Charity event last night.
I did. It was amazing.
There was a band.
The band, Perry played.
The band was the band, Perry.
The band was Perry.
Perry, they just call themselves Perry.
No, they're the band.
The band, Perry is there.
Is there a band?
The band is the band, Perry. Oh, my God.
That's tough.
Did they think about that when they named themselves?
I think they were hoping this would happen.
Yeah, people would just keep repeating it
just to try to make sense of it.
But it was wonderful.
Yeah, it was great.
It was over at the 10th speedway.
That's right.
Strange name for a Speedway.
I don't understand what 10-tenths means.
These are my friends, so I can talk crap about it.
Marcus and Cassie Smith, yes.
10-tenths, Speedway.
What does it mean?
Well, I guess 10-tenths of a second.
I don't know.
Does it have to do with racing?
10-tenths, I don't know.
Do you know Travis?
Oh, Google.
There's a vague reference to like when you're racing hard,
you're going 110% or you're going 10-tenths.
You're giving it all you got.
You're, you're, you know, I don't know.
I'm just trying to make it make sense.
Well, we haven't been over there to race either.
I have been over there.
But you haven't raced a car yet.
No, I had a friend of mine had a birthday party there
and I went for me.
Really? Yeah.
My buddy, Garrett Barger, he's retired.
He was retiring actually, not a birthday party.
Maybe it was.
It was his 40th.
It was his 40th.
No, he's my age.
Oh, shoot.
That's right.
50 then.
Maybe he's one.
Anyways, this guy's a retired trooper
and he had a big party.
And it's the first time I went over.
It's beautiful.
Yeah, it's great.
They built this.
You'll see it if you go over to race track this weekend.
Maybe you've already been over there,
but they got a road course right next to
Charlottesville Speedway.
Yeah.
The event space with the road course behind.
And so like Marcus and Mr.
H will take their fancy cars out there.
They go out there and run their fancy car.
Yeah.
Like the Ferraris and things like that.
Stop cars.
That's where it's at.
I don't know about them fancy cars.
I don't either.
Well, yeah, we don't, we don't really have any of those.
Look, before we carry on,
we've got a lot of topics to get into.
We got a game to play,
but there's a bit of, I guess,
some news that's come out in the last hour.
Kyle Busch, I'm just going to read a quote
that has been posted on social media from his his group.
Kyle is experiencing a severe illness
resulting in hospital hospitalization.
He's currently undergoing treatment
and will not compete in any of his scheduled
activities this weekend at Charlottesville Speedway.
We're asking for understanding and privacy
as our family navigates to this situation.
That's just super scary.
We're thinking about Kyle.
I was texting with him yesterday morning
about some cool stuff that we wanted to do together.
And, you know, so anytime anybody in our family,
you know, the whole industry is one giant family.
And anytime anybody has any kind of a challenge
in their lives, we our hearts go immediately to them.
So we're thinking about Kyle and Samantha and their family,
hoping that he's getting the treatment that he needs
and that we can see him back in the racetrack very, very soon.
So just be thinking about that. Yeah. Yeah.
Scary. It is. It is really scary.
So the talking about speaking about Red Bull,
you know, I've been I've been finding myself
when working with Red Bull, I've been finding myself
in some unique scenarios and situations.
Of course, they do race. What does that mean?
Well, you know, a lot of people, I think, were surprised
to see me doing the Red Bull soapbox derby stuff.
Or the soapbox race on Discovery last year.
And they weren't, you know, they weren't sure what to think about that.
But a lot of people enjoyed it and we had a lot of fun doing that.
I did it with bags and you can watch that.
I guess it's still streaming on Discovery,
but I had never been to a real soapbox race event.
And if you yeah, they have a YouTube channel,
there's 27000000 something subscribers
and they have these Red Bull soapbox races all over the world.
And you can watch them and it's hilarious.
There's often a lot of crashing spectacular,
you know, flips and spills and these carts
and and vehicles that these people are racing down this course.
It's always in a city.
They just going straight down the street, a big incline.
There's jumps and all kinds of stuff.
And these carts just fall apart and they're homemade
and there's always a theme to each cart.
And so if you haven't checked it out, it's really, really entertaining.
And they do some other stuff, too.
I think over in Europe, they fly they fly vehicles off into the channel,
the English Channel and see who can fly the furthest
because Red Bull gives you wings.
They're playing off of that thing.
They do all kinds of fun, crazy stuff.
And we always usually end up laughing during this stuff.
So it's a lot of fun.
I'd never been to one of those in person.
I'd seen that stuff on YouTube before,
but they had a race in Los Angeles.
They invited us to it. Yeah.
And so you and I got to go see it first hand and I got to.
We got to take a friend along.
We did do the initial ride.
Some of y'all might know Brad Brad Burroughs.
He is an actor.
He's if you guys remember the Sonoco racing fuel commercial
where the guys waving the checkered flag.
Long pony and he's got it.
He's like a construction worker.
Yeah, that's Brad.
You know, when Brad was doing that commercial,
you know, his full time job was he was mowing grass on the farm.
Yes, it's Brad, the one that took the shots in Key West.
They got slapped. Brad did take Brad, took some shots.
There's a shot you like to have a good time, too.
Well, there's just let's explain what that is.
There's a shot you can take in Key West in a bar and they they'll smack you.
You take the shot and then the gals, the bartenders literally slashed
your cross with face.
I don't know why anybody would sign up to do that.
Well, we none of us were interested in that seems very popular, though.
Brad, he's a stuntman.
And so it anyhow, he's an actor.
He was in night school and a little little spot in night schools
is a tow truck driver.
So he's he's done a lot of videos and you've seen him in racing commercials.
He's probably done about 300 racing commercials over the last two decades.
And you've seen him in there and didn't even know it.
We took him with us and we made him go down the course
in one of the vehicles.
The stunt dummy doing the initial.
Here's the guinea pig.
How nice he this is.
And first person down the course was Brad.
Yeah. And so it was so nervous and scared.
He was Brad.
He didn't know how to work the vehicle and part of the
his looked like a red bull can.
So he gets in there and part of the steering housing
or something was not even bolted down.
So they just took that out and he's holding on to it.
Like, do I need this?
What's this going to do?
This whole thing just going to fall apart.
So from the get go, he was like, this is this sucks and I'm going to die.
Brad is currently not mowing grass on the farm anymore.
He's a FedEx driver in Illinois. Yes.
And so I called him and I say, but I got a job.
I think you might want to do.
So he met us in LA.
We sent him down the course.
I got to interview some of the other participants, which was a lot of fun.
They're all full of energy and they're all there was one team that won the race.
They were all Vin Diesel.
All of them had bald heads and their their cart was Vin Diesel.
They ended up winning the race. Yeah.
And so it was just a lot of fun.
I the creativity and the energy of the teams is really fun.
They have over 700 entries and they have to get it down to 40 people.
Red Bull is so when I when I partnered with them,
they're like, hey, we need you to go to like three live events
and they'll send me like seven or eight places that I could know.
Things they have going on, whatever, you know, crazy, wild stuff
they've got going on all over the country.
And you just kind of pick, all right, that looks fun.
That looks fun.
So that was one of the ones we got to do.
And I don't know where we're going to end up next,
but it's probably going to be at something that I never thought I would experience.
That's kind of the deal with Red Bull, but that was that was a lot of fun.
We got home and we had a graduation or was that before the graduate?
That was before the graduation, wasn't it?
I can't remember. I can't remember what today is.
Yes, I was on Thursday.
The girls have finished school, Nicole finished last week
and then Ila finished on Monday.
So we've had some graduations.
Ila didn't really graduate from anything.
She finished out her year, but Nicole finished preschool.
She graduated from preschool.
And that was a tear-dryker for me.
It's like the end of an era.
It's all big girl stuff now.
Everybody with little kids understands this.
When you get to that space and you want your kids to go into the same school
for easy drop off and all the things like it frees up a lot of time.
But it's just sad because they're going to get bigger
and they're not going to be little babies anymore.
I think I could speak for everybody here.
When y'all finished the third grade, you just got up and walked out of the classroom.
And and mom or dad picked you up and that was the end of it.
That was that.
Well, we was in the auditorium.
That was a big production.
Get a gown.
There was awards.
Yeah, there was gowns.
That was for third grade.
For first, second, third, fourth and fifth.
They do it for all of the classes, teachers.
I love it.
I just, you know, of certificate.
Wish I would have had something like that when I was graduating third grade.
Do you want a certificate?
I can write your that was tough.
Third was that's what was really tough.
He's too tough.
Fourth grade was really tough.
Chattie Cathy.
I don't know how I got through that one.
Yeah, the fourth grade.
Yeah, what's the matter with the fourth grade?
I don't I don't remember paying much attention.
I don't know how I got the grades.
Yeah, fourth grade kind of is a bore for me, too.
Yeah, I remember spider writing.
You remember spider writing?
No, what the hell is that?
No, where you write your name and then you color around it with different
colors and it makes this big, bright.
Doodling is what they call that.
You did that.
That's what you did in the fourth grade.
That's the kind of projects we did in fourth grade.
Oh, my gosh.
Now, now, now I was doing division.
Yeah, she's in all kinds of stuff.
Math.
Yeah, they're way, way more advanced.
What we want, right?
I guess.
I don't know when she had nothing but spider, when she comes home with her
homework, I feel bad for her, man.
I'm like, I didn't have to do it.
Sorry, I'm not supposed to cuss.
I have a friend who's supposed to do the thing and just hopefully
we got a sense of delay.
Somebody got the button there.
We need a bleep.
Yeah.
Now, I don't I look at the homework the kids are doing and I'm
lost like that.
They're doing stuff that I was probably doing.
Two or three grades up.
Yeah, it's a little bit more advanced, but you you had this issue.
I remember being able to I remember being able to graduate out of high
school only doing two algebras.
Really?
Yes.
Y'all remember that?
Now you, you, boy, you can't get out of you can't get them credits.
The two algebra classes ain't going to get you graduated.
Now you got to do what's the next one?
Calculus.
Well, I did everything I could not to do calculus.
I was like, I ain't cut out for calculus.
I signed up for all of that stuff.
I just need to add and subtract and race and that's all I need to do.
And paint scheme.
That's all we're doing just some basics.
I had some friends going in the cacus.
I'm, why are you going in that for?
You don't have to.
You don't have to still graduate without it.
You don't have to do this.
You don't.
Yeah.
That was my, my idea.
You just wanted them to stay with you.
Yeah.
And I love telling this story.
I had to, I had, you had to have two foreign language credits.
And so my, I wasn't smart enough to take Spanish.
I took French when Spanish is kind of, wait,
French, you took French.
Well, Spanish has some similarities to our own language, right?
So it's a little bit easier.
I took French and it has no similarities, right?
And so I'm in French class and I know like a month or two in.
I've made a massive mistake.
I failed French one.
You did?
Yes.
And I went to summer school for French one and then passed it.
Wow.
And then I failed French too.
I failed Spanish too.
You did?
I failed French too.
I didn't do summer school after French too.
I took the third, the second year.
You just stated in the same classroom over and over and over.
I took French to the second year and failed it again.
And then I went to summer school and passed it.
And there was this nice little lady that gave me the summer school class
and the original French teacher protested me passing in summer school.
She's like, this is, this is not right.
Yeah, it was a way.
He was like, he ain't no way he knows it.
No way.
Ain't no way he knows it.
Well, you do remember a little French, but I was thinking, oh my gosh,
I'm never going to graduate because of French.
Yeah, I took Latin like a dummy.
I thought somebody told me that was going to help you on your SATs
and your ACT scores and it did not.
The only thing good about French class was every Friday we listened to music.
And so he pulled out a record player and had a bunch of records
and we would play records and a lot of it was French music.
And we're all singing along, but we played.
He would allow us to play stairway to heaven and we sang it in French.
That's so weird.
We always, every, every Friday we got stairway in heaven.
That was not going to be denied, right?
I can't believe I'm actually learning new things about you still.
Hey, it just comes up.
It's not in there.
Oh, it's back in the file.
Yeah, it's way in the back part.
And the more I talk, the more it comes out.
That makes sense.
I mean, yeah, it makes sense.
There's red bulls helping.
I hear that you've so we've talked about this a couple of weeks ago.
Dale had a moment with a football coach at the high school.
Oh, yeah, speaking of high school, man, we're going with we're doing a high school thing.
We're just going to loop it around.
Yeah, still got a big time.
He got I got big time.
He got big time for the football coach years ago.
And we just talked about that.
And then they sent him some gear from the high school.
And so Dale actually got a phone call.
I got from the coach.
A friend text me and said, Hey, I know the coach coach heard about this.
His wife gave him the clip and he would love to talk to you.
And I'm like, Oh, man, I'm in trouble.
I would have been scared.
And but I called him.
I'm like, I'm going to make this right.
I called him and I talked to him.
And he's like, man, I remember that.
He was like, I was in the middle of doing something.
I was on a tractor and I couldn't.
I was like, I got to finish what I'm doing.
He's like, I regret not getting down and saying, Hey, I'm like, dude, you were fine.
I felt stupid for him, assuming I could go over there and just get your attention.
But he too had been thinking about it for a long time, apparently.
And I told him, I'm like, you got to remember, man, I'm so funny.
I'm like just recently graduated.
I hadn't been out of high school long.
And I'm like, you're the football coach.
Like you're the man, you're every male at least that goes to this high school
looks up to you like you're the football coach, your leader, your leader,
you're shaping lives, you know, you're teaching these young guys on the football field
and even people that aren't playing, you know, how to grow up.
And so I'm thinking, man, you know, I was, I was just trying to teach you
lessons what you were thinking.
Well, I know I was just trying to go meet somebody I looked up to
and wish them good luck in the coming season.
And I was like, don't think anything.
He was like, I feel bad.
I was like, don't think anything about it.
I feel stupid.
But we did talk.
Same feelings.
Yeah. Talk to the coach.
He's retired now.
So they still have that same year because that was 30 years ago.
That was quite a while ago.
Yeah.
We settled it up, sorted out some weird thing that happened.
It's a little tiny little interaction.
We cleaned it up 30 years ago.
That's good.
Yeah.
Isn't that nice?
It is so nice.
You know what's not nice?
What?
Getting pulled up in the cops.
So it's Nicole's last day of preschool.
Y'all got to give her a hard time.
And he usually is not in the car with me going to preschool.
He takes Isla to school.
I take Nicole to school.
This was freaking fantastic.
And there's a stoplight right next to the school.
You have to, you turn.
There's no left turn into the parking lot.
So I do this every single day.
We get to the light.
Everybody in front of me and behind me does the same thing.
We don't wait for that thing to turn green.
We just make our U-turn.
And I did this on the last day of preschool.
And I immediately got pulled over by a cop.
There was a cop right behind me.
He's like, you look like you're from out of town.
I'm like, actually I'm a local.
And I just taken my daughter to school here
because the plate's on the car.
The plate's on the car or got a Florida plate from our dealership.
And I should have just gone with that.
Except I had to give him my license
and he would have figured it out anyway.
I was like, honestly, I do this every day.
And he's like, oh, well, you can't turn unless it's green.
I'm like, well, it says U-turn.
It says U-turn.
I don't know what the walls are.
I grew up in Texas.
We don't have U-turns in Texas like that.
And there's a protected right hand turn.
Catty corner to me.
It's like the whole thing's a mess, to be honest.
Well, it's a light red.
The light was red.
And I ran it.
At what point have you ever said,
I'm allowed to go when it's red?
That day and every other day preceding it.
I know it.
Right?
I know it.
I usually take your side on a lot of things.
I can't on this one.
We're sitting there and I'm like, it was red
and you're turning across traffic.
Because there's cars.
We're at an intersection, right?
So there's cars coming from our left
that could be turning right to go down.
There was nobody in that lane.
I know.
But whether there's cars there or not,
you're turning across traffic.
I was not turning across.
I'm literally turning around the median.
Your U-turn is putting you into oncoming traffic.
It's coming from the opposite direction.
And so that's why the red light is there
to keep you from stopping.
It's your turn.
Wait for your turn.
Amy said, well, you can turn on reds that are right.
So she thought, if you can turn right on a red,
why can't you turn left on it?
Well, if you have a double right turn, the exit 33 turn,
you can turn right out of the left lane at a red light.
You can turn right on a red light.
Listen, I made a mistake myself.
I've done it so many times.
I can't believe that.
I couldn't believe it.
With him in the car too.
She's been out there breaking the law all this time.
With the kids in the car.
Every day.
Every day breaking the law.
I mean, we ain't even got the wheel straight
from the U-turn.
And it was like, whoop, whoop.
I was like, holy moly.
Yeah.
And he goes, we are real.
Nicole goes, what is that?
I was like, it's a police car.
She goes, we're getting pulled over.
And hey, we are pulled.
A real police officer?
We are pulled over right beside the school.
We are looking in the parking lot at all of the other parents
that are waiting to drop their kid off.
And they can see us.
Witnessing all of this.
And Amy says to me, you just try to get out
and take her down there.
I don't want her to be late at this point.
I'm like, well, I don't know how long this is.
Get out and walk across the street and take her down.
We were next to the sidewalk.
It would have been fine.
I just wanted him to get out of the car more than anything.
I was like, he doesn't need to wait.
What was the guy in the police car going to think
when I got out of the car?
Mid, mid stop, like you are supposed to stay in the vehicle.
Well, the driver was in the vehicle.
He's going to say, he's going to think we're a bunch of lunatics.
Well, we, we ran a red light.
And now we're getting out of the car.
Suspects on the run.
We should have just started running around it and screaming Bs.
You, what was that movie?
Everytime cruise fire.
Well, I loved it because it was, our little girl was so entertained.
Yeah. I told Nicole.
I was like, honestly, if daddy wasn't in here,
we would never have told him that happened.
She was like, oh, I would have.
I got no, no one on my side with that.
Yeah.
But you know, dude, the officer was extremely kind.
He was, he just gave me a verbal warning.
I didn't have any paperwork or anything that I had to take home.
So I really could have gotten away with it.
Sorry.
No, it was good.
I was glad I was there.
Yeah.
I bet you were.
So, you know, we,
I'm always glad when you're around to see my embarrassing moments.
I know.
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We'd love to play games on this show.
And so we're going to play a game.
Yeah.
We have a game.
It's called a red flag green flag.
All right.
Gosh.
You get it.
Well, you won't just red flags only red means stop green means go.
And, uh, and so the fans have some too.
Did you tell Travis about that before today?
I know idea.
Really?
This is just God's giving us the.
You think we prepared about this show?
Yes.
I think you two are always a little scheming.
Yep.
Amy has a red flag and a green flag in her hand.
And we're making sure she knows which means what red.
So you pull through traffic when you red means red means go whenever you won't.
It means just look everywhere.
Look all the directions of nobody's coming.
Mash the gas.
All right.
So I'm going to ask some questions and you'll say if it's a red flag or green flag.
I think some fans have some flags feel.
Oh, nice.
Oh, we got a lot of flags out there.
Also, everybody's don't participate.
So first question is, uh, they don't like cats.
Wait, what?
Who doesn't like cats?
I don't say red flag.
Wait, wait.
I want to know what's what am I supposed to answer?
Is that a red flag or a green flag?
Oh, okay.
They don't like red flag.
You don't like cats.
That's a green flag.
There's not many red flags out there, y'all.
That's some greens.
A lot of cat haters here.
Green flag, if you don't.
Oh, yeah.
So some people just like no cats.
Travis, you don't like cats?
No cat.
Yeah.
Is it is it an allergy?
Some people do have that.
Are you scared?
Are they?
Is it the shedding?
Is it the tearing up of the furniture?
Is it the litter box?
Yes, there's just hands over the litter box.
The climb on the litter box.
Yeah, cleaning the litter box is a tough one.
And those automatic ones, you know.
They stare at you while you're sleeping, too.
I like cats.
I do, too.
I like cats.
You know why?
But I don't like any of the other things that come with cats.
I like cats because we used to have this one.
His name was Tux because he had a little tuxedo fur.
Yeah.
And they could he could get out the dog door
and he'd go out the back and he'd get a mouse and play with it.
And oftentimes he would just bring it to the steps
and leave it there for you.
Like, hey, look what I got.
Look what I did.
Yeah.
You know, and he's just proud of himself.
It was always mice, too.
It was never birds.
Yeah, little mice.
Little mice.
And because we live, we basically, our house is built in a field.
So there's field all around us and there's mice everywhere.
And so I called a mouse today in the garage.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
So we, he brought a mouse, little field mouse,
into the house all the way upstairs, jumped in the bed on top of Amy.
On my top.
Let's go with that mouse.
Dale was not home.
And this cat came all the way upstairs and I had just moved in.
I don't know if this is like, hey, welcome or hey, get the hell out of here.
Yeah.
But he had come all the way, all the way upstairs with this mouse and it was alive.
And he dropped it on my chest.
He was making like a bellowing.
And it ran down her leg down my legs and I shot straight off my back onto my feet
on the other side of the bed.
I was like, holy smokes.
And then we found the mouse couple of days later under the couch.
She didn't make it, but that wasn't perfect.
And that's why dogs are better.
And that's a good reason to like dogs better.
This cat's like, Amy's hard to impress.
I brought it all the way in here.
He's still alive.
All right.
Next question is they always place their phone with the screen down.
Oh, that's shady.
Yeah, I do that.
That and shade screens.
Like, what are we, what are we looking at y'all?
Yeah.
What if they're doing that so that they focus on you?
Well, yeah.
So like it's down on the dinner table by the restaurant.
If you're, if we're dinner, why can't you just put it in your pocket?
Cause that's uncomfortable.
Bones have gotten too big.
That's one problem.
So I wish we'd never gotten bigger phones.
I remember the original threes and the three S's like those were nice,
fit right down in your pocket.
Now they're huge, but, and there, there's no good place to carry them anymore.
But if you, if we're at dinner and you go, get off your phone, I put it down.
So I, it's, it's to keep me from being distracted because I'll pick it back up.
Cause you'll feel it.
If I see something, I'll go, if I see something, I'll go, oh God, I got to answer that.
You know?
Yes.
You feel like you have to, I put it away where it doesn't, plus I got to watch it
telling me about everything that's happening on that phone.
You're connected anyway.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I set mine down up down.
I'm the opposite.
I, I don't really want to have to get that thing out and look.
And sometimes I get it out.
I'm like, Oh my gosh, there's like a hundred text messages to respond to.
You ought to win a race.
Yeah.
Get a lot of text messages.
Dale's phone would just die.
I love when drivers win races, like a honey cut one, the truck race last week.
And I was like, I text them.
How many, how many texts this morning?
Is that like a game?
Yeah.
I just kind of want to know.
Usually it's like the answer is usually about 250, 300.
That's craziness.
And then I say, all right, are you copying and pasting?
The answer is yes.
Cause you'll mess around and copy and paste.
So you'll say, you don't put the name in there.
You get 200 bitch, 300 text messages and it, you know, it's all your friends.
And you'll be like, thanks buddy.
Appreciate it, buddy.
And you'll send that to your mom or something accidentally because she'll be in there
and you're just going so fast.
And it'll be like, Oh, you know, call my mom, buddy.
I feel like your mom is a little awkward and that wouldn't get mad about that.
She probably just, but it's a giveaway that you're copying and pasting.
Yeah.
Well, if she responds to everyone, I don't think I would.
Yeah.
That's too much.
How could you, what did you just do?
Tell your phone to call them all red.
Can you do that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just get rid of that red flag.
Next question.
They put ketchup on their eggs.
That's a red flag for me.
I think ketchup goes on eggs.
I like red.
I like ketchup.
Not as much as hot sauce, but my daddy puts.
I like hot, I like hot sauce or salsa or something like that on my eggs.
What else we put on our eggs?
Man, a man.
Oh my gosh.
I love man.
I don't know what that is.
Put it on eggs.
No way.
I can't believe you admitted that in front of all of us.
If you have like an aioli on a sandwich, maybe.
Well, that's a sandwich.
Yeah.
I guess if it's a sandwich with bacon and all that, but just like, I'm thinking scrambled eggs.
That's crazy.
Liver mush.
We don't need that.
Yeah, we do.
Travis doesn't like liver mush.
I've never had it.
We should have a tasting on here.
All right.
I will.
Crispy.
Texas Pete hot sauce.
It's hot sauce.
Hot sauce on the eggs.
Eggs by themselves, man.
That's boring.
Yeah.
You get bored easy, I think.
I need my eggs to be jazzy.
I need them to be wild.
You jazz them up with some sauce.
I need them.
They ain't fun enough.
Buffalo.
By themselves.
Has anybody got a pen at home with chickens?
What?
Somebody was telling me.
Oh, coop.
Yeah, chicken coop.
Somebody was telling me the other day I needed to do that because the eggs are way better.
That's, yeah.
What he doesn't understand is I already gave him chicken coop eggs.
I don't get the eggs.
Amy wants to rescue donkeys and mules.
And cats.
No chickens.
No.
I don't want to deal with snakes.
Oh, I mean, the donkeys and mules don't do nothing.
They're so sweet.
They're sweet, but they don't give us eggs.
You can't, like, they give you hugs.
No.
You can hug on them.
I've chased them around trying to put the coats on when it was snowing.
Yeah, that was a disaster.
I don't feel like.
Y'all should have seen that.
It's snowing.
Well, Dale too.
He's, he's not real, he's not real ginger around much.
And so he gets out there and he's wafting the big things, making them all scared.
Oh, I'm not.
I'm not.
I need to sneak up on Ralph.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's making a bunch of racket.
When it was snowing, me and Amy and Sonny were chasing the donkeys around
for about two hours trying to get coats on them.
It took a lot longer than it should have.
It did.
And they'll kick.
Well, that's real.
Our next question.
They'll use your toothbrush.
Huh?
Because nobody's using my toothbrush.
Massive red flag.
Yeah.
Red flag.
They'll use your toothbrush.
Anybody.
No one.
No greens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's pretty straightforward.
I'm surprised.
Dale, I thought you might actually.
Borrowed toothbrush.
I could see you doing that, Dale.
Let me ask you this.
What if you're married and you're in a pinch?
Still no.
There's a couple of nods, a couple greens, a couple reds.
Amy and I have done that.
No, don't tell people that.
Why?
I mean, it's been in a pinch.
Are you using mine when I'm not around?
Like if I leave it in the shower?
No.
Sometimes I like to brush my teeth in the shower.
No, like we traveled somewhere and somebody forgot theirs or, you know.
It's happened.
I can't count on one hand a couple times.
I don't recall.
I refuse to believe that that happened.
Nowadays, you just go down to the lobby.
I feel like they have those things for you.
Yeah, I know.
It had to happen all the time.
They sleep with their socks on.
That's fine.
No.
I don't think it's something.
I mean, I wouldn't do it.
You do do it.
I wouldn't.
What?
What the heck?
I go to, if I go to bed with my socks on.
He sleeps with his sweatpants on.
If I go to bed with my socks on, that means I'm tired as hell.
He just fell in.
That means I'm too damn tired to take them off.
I've had a long day.
Oh, it's cold?
You're old now.
You get cold.
I don't like the feeling of socks on in the bed.
Yeah, I don't like that feeling.
It does keep you warm though.
But I'll sleep in my sweatpants sometimes when it's cold.
I don't like that feeling either.
They caught up in the sheets.
You wake up in the morning and they're up to your knees.
If I'm sick, I'll sleep with socks on.
But that's it.
Sick?
Yeah.
What's that got to do with you?
Helps you break sweat.
Yeah.
Helps your fever.
Get all the blankets.
But then the socks will help too.
Do y'all believe?
Now, I know this is, this has probably been proven,
probably back in like the 1500s or way, way back.
But when you, if you just pile all the blankets on and sweat,
you can cure yourself.
Like you come out of there, when you, you break the sweat,
like immediately you feel better.
Isn't that cool?
How that works?
I like that.
I know.
I think that's what the sock theory is.
Well, I get sick and you come in there with all this,
all this medicine and, and ointments and stuff.
And I'm like, I'm just going to cover up sweat.
That fixes it.
No, it doesn't.
Not just.
But it helps.
It does help.
Yeah.
I think socks are fine.
All right.
Sick or not?
I don't know.
It's not a red flag for me, but it's just, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
That feels, so when you're doing it, it's kind of like wearing
the sock with the seam around the toes.
Do they still make those?
I think wear those where the seams got to go over the toes.
Right.
But I remember they probably don't make them anymore,
but back in the day, the cheap socks, you know,
had the seam around that toe.
Terrible.
I remember having to like pull that thing up over the toe
and shove my foot in the shoe fast so it'd stay there.
Because you'll feel it.
Because you thought about it, like you thought about it,
even when your foot got in the shoe,
you're still thinking about the seam.
It bothers you.
Yes.
So our little girl, Nicole, I saw her the other day
messing with her seam, getting it right.
Yeah.
She's like, yep, I know the feeling.
Yeah.
And she's four.
She was four when this was happening.
I was like, that's my girl.
She straightens it up.
That seam right.
Can't you have that thing bothering you?
I'm going to add two of you.
Yeah.
She's very particular.
Yeah.
Back in the day, they didn't even have the no-show socks.
You have to roll them down yourself in like double layer.
Yeah.
Those were the worst.
That took me a while to get into the no-show socks.
Yeah.
That's what I'd say.
But just the low sock.
Like I always had ankle-high socks.
But then I started dating Amy.
She's like, he ain't wearing them.
I'm like.
With your shorts.
Yeah.
It looks weird.
Like, I don't care what you got on them.
I was.
The jeans.
But if we're going to go ahead and keep that,
you can't wear those.
Well, I was born in a time when that was perfectly normal.
And then it become not normal.
And I wasn't told about it.
You weren't ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so I had to rethink socks.
I think tall socks are back in now.
Even the girls are wearing like tall.
Just as I got it figured out, they're going to change it up.
Yep.
Yep.
Recycling background, Raul.
All right.
Next question.
They offer you boxed wine.
I don't care.
I just started drinking a little bit of wine here lately.
I'll take some boxed wine.
We like all the wine, right?
I didn't.
I drank.
I started out with orange juice as with.
With high rock or vodka.
My dad drank it.
And so that's what I'm doing.
Do everything dad did.
That's what I always did.
And then we got the bud deal.
And me and dad, I don't like beer.
I don't like it.
It's 1998.
And I don't drink it.
Don't like it.
Don't hang out with my friends.
I don't mess with it.
And we're driving to dinner to Charlotte, me and dad,
with Teresa, and we're going to have dinner with August Bush
and his dad, the dudes that own Anheuser Bush.
And I said, dad, do I got to drink a beer?
He goes, yes.
And I said, I drink it and you smile and you like it.
He said, put that thing in front of you.
He said, you don't have to finish it, but you better be
acting like you're drinking it, acting like you're liking it.
And so that was kind of.
Introduction to beer, of course.
I wasn't a big fan of it.
All my friends were drinking.
I'm like, it don't taste good, but I acquired a taste for it.
Yeah, it didn't take me.
It really didn't take you long, I don't think.
And then, but my point is, is like recently Amy has me
trying the wines and I like the whites.
I don't like the reds.
He doesn't drink it slow though.
So he chugs wine, like he chugs a beer, which is bad.
That's what I got to learn.
So you're not supposed to do that.
Before we went to the boat, not that long ago, and I had gotten
a bottle of white wine and I was going to share it with him.
And he drank the whole thing by himself.
I was like, well, and then I, and it wasn't enough.
No, he's like, do you have any more of that?
And I was like, I don't know how you, I don't know how you
thought me and you were going to enjoy that.
Just have a glass.
This wasn't enough.
You know, just a little, but it go, I drink it like beer
and I got to learn how to sip it, but it sipping.
It's not fun.
What kind of white wine?
Pean, you want me to say it?
You only want me to say it because I don't pronounce it.
Peanio grease.
Peanio grigio.
How do you say it?
Peanio.
Peanio.
He puts it, you make it Spanish.
Yeah.
I put a Y in there.
People make fun of how I say Toyota.
You say lots of funny words.
Peanio grigio.
Peanio grigio.
Yeah.
That's the only one I like.
It's fun to watch him order it to a restaurant
because you never, you never get that right.
And the waitress is like, I don't think we have that.
Yeah.
I don't like, that's all I like.
That's the only one.
Yeah.
Do you have another question?
I think we're gonna pivot to some Ask Amy questions now.
Oh, I love it.
Thank y'all for participating.
Yeah, that was fun.
I know it's warm out there.
I appreciate y'all hanging in there for us.
So our first question, I had a couple of these.
People want to know, how was, how's Dale with doing the girl's hair?
He's not bad, but like going back to that ginger thing,
he's not real gentle.
I'm not gentle with brushing their hair either.
I mean, who's got time for gentle when you're doing the kids hair before school?
They, they just do a ponytail.
He can do that, but it's usually low.
Like he doesn't put it high and make it spunky looking.
It's just like utilitarian ponytail.
And I feel like you do pretty good.
I don't think I do.
Do you ever try like the vacuum hack that they, they show?
No, no, the girls don't even like it when you run the vacuum.
I feel like they would run away if he'd got the shot back out and try to,
have y'all seen that where the guys will like put the hair,
suck up the hair and the stop back and then the scrunchies on the shot back already.
Oh wow.
Slides it down.
Dale's got some, now he's going to try it.
I need to make sure the shop back's clean.
It ain't right now.
No, it would be a disaster.
We need just a, maybe just a small shop back for just hair.
A hair back.
Yeah.
I like doing the hair.
I like doing those type of things.
I like, I like it.
I don't want to do it.
It's not fun to do it.
Putting hair up in a ponytail is hard to do.
Kelly, or Kelly's better at it.
Amy's better at it.
I'm a guy.
I don't know how to do it.
I've never done it before.
So it's, you know, but I do like to show my girls that I'm capable, you know,
and I kind of, just like everything else, you want to show them that you're.
We'll try.
Yeah.
They need to trust that you can, you can be there for them and do things for them.
And so.
But that's where we draw the line.
There's no curling anything.
There's no braiding.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wouldn't know how to braid hair.
I don't want to learn.
Don't make me learn that.
I won't.
We need a Dell YouTube channel who teaches other dads how to do.
How to do hairstyles.
Girl things for the kids.
That'd be fun.
We need submissions.
You know, things to.
Paint their fingernails.
Oh, I feel like he'd be good at that.
I probably have done that.
You have?
Remember.
Well, he won't, he won't let them paint his fingernails.
And they asked to put makeup on him and he says no.
You won't do it.
No.
I see people do like the rock.
Well, his daughter put makeup all over his face.
Just so he could put it on Instagram.
Yeah.
You're right.
He wouldn't, he ain't doing that unless he's put it on Instagram.
Yeah.
That's still fun to watch.
All right.
Next question is who is somebody living that you haven't seen that you want to see in concert?
They're still alive.
Yeah.
So like Elvis is not an answer.
Leonard Skinner.
Who else?
I wish I had seen the Stones when they came to town.
They were here a couple of years ago.
Somebody, I want to see Ella Langley.
She's coming to town too.
I mean, you have to be in a Texas girl.
Amy's a big fan of hers.
Lainey Wilson.
I did get to see her recently.
She was fabulous.
I saw her open for Luke Combs.
You did?
Yeah.
Luke's great as well.
Really great.
I would like to see.
Oh, it probably be Blink 182.
Blink 182.
Yeah.
That would be good.
Yeah.
Eminem would be up there.
Oh, my childhood.
That would be fab.
Mine would be a rock or something like that.
Mine's always country.
Yeah.
Kind of go to lean towards country.
All right.
Next question is how long in a road trip can you ask to stop for a restroom break?
Oh, man.
I feel like you need at least a three hour drive.
Wow.
I mean, I wouldn't judge if it was an hour and a half.
I would.
Like, you should have done that before you got in the car.
Quit drinking all them sodas.
Yeah.
I don't think, you know.
We go down to the beach house and it's about three and a half hours.
And if I don't give the girls full water cups,
like if I give them or if I keep them up front,
then sometimes we don't have to stop at all.
But if we have to stop, that's like a whole 45 to an hour down.
They want to get a snack and now they're.
The hour going to last.
We have an adventure,
sideline adventure, you know what I mean?
And it just makes the drive that much longer.
We were just trying to figure out the parenting thing.
So we weren't always getting everything right.
But we had this suburban that we'd drive down to the beach
and take the kids down there about three and a half hour drive.
And we would have one of them little,
little kid potties in the back.
Yeah.
And if they had to pee,
we'd just pull over on the side of the road
and go and let them go in the car.
And because there's no, no rest areas anymore.
Yeah, you know, sure.
And they're tiny.
It was easy for them to do that and we could keep going.
Yeah.
Then they got old.
It's one of them things that kind of grew out of which sucks.
Yeah.
The last time we went down to the beach,
Nicole had to go to the bathroom and we weren't close to.
Oh my God, that sucked.
And I turn around and she's like almost in tears.
I was like, oh my gosh, are you okay?
She goes, I have to go to the bathroom really bad.
I feel like I couldn't go.
I feel like a failure of a parent.
Well, I didn't know you really had to go.
You know, sometimes they just want to stop to get candy and,
you know, see what they can get out of the gas station.
So that was terrible.
She was so uncomfortable.
And, uh, yeah.
Yeah, that was bad.
That was a bad parent.
Heartbreak.
Yeah.
Oops.
And they probably wait till the last second to tell you.
They do.
They never tell you with like any time to spare.
So that's another part of the problem.
But we figured it out for kids.
Next question, Amy, is what's your favorite kind of plant to have
at the house outside like springtime to have?
I like hydrangeas because they're just so big,
it's so big and full and they bloom all summer long.
Yeah.
I have some peonies that I've obsessed with.
I've put those in the planter bed going out to the girl's play set.
And those come back every year and they're really nice,
but they only bloom once and I did cut them.
We have those all around the front tree as well.
And I cut them and put them in a vase inside and didn't check
inside to see if there were any critters in them.
And so I put them all in the water, walked away,
I came back about 30 minutes later and there was little tiny bugs
all over the dining table.
So I have never cut those again to bring them in the house
because they were, that was hard to fix.
That was a hard, they've scattered everywhere.
Have you ever seen those?
No.
I don't even know what kind of bugs they were,
but they hide down in the middle of the flowers.
I like all flowers, but you know,
I like the ones that bloom over and over again,
so the hydrangeas are good.
I like low maintenance stuff, but they call it evergreen.
Good all year.
Dale likes a boxwood.
Put it in, put it in the ground.
Don't mess with it.
We recently put in some cactus at the front
because it's, it's blazing sun.
And so there's prickly pear growing all over the place.
We got cactus.
I know you could grow that here.
What says I'm married to Texas.
Dude, they survived the winter.
Remember it snowed like crazy this past year.
They're still digging.
Yeah.
They're getting a lot of hay.
A couple plants.
Amy, do you ever think about like getting a garden?
Yes, I thought about getting a garden.
Why don't you get that?
First, before you get your chickens.
I feel like that needs to be in the same space,
a garden and a chicken coop.
Are you talking about garden on the ground
or garden in the wooden box?
Probably raised beds.
Raised beds.
Yeah.
That's that's a little smaller footprint, which I like.
Well, I want to make it big.
Yeah, but I know mom had a couple of those.
I know.
Yeah, we, we did that together.
Crazy stuff.
Y'all grew in there.
It was robust.
Like it grew really well.
It grew really well.
But she grew.
That seems more manageable than actually like a plot of land
that you're, you know, putting groves of corn down.
I'm not trying to till land row.
Okay.
I was hoping not.
Because I was probably going to have to be the killer.
You're going to have to get on the tractor and do it.
Yeah.
Oh Lord, maybe we could use the donkeys.
Chickens.
Amy.
Chickens.
What would you grow?
Just plants.
What vegetables or what would you want?
I mean everything.
Tomatoes.
Tomatoes, cucumbers, all the herbs.
Yeah.
Sprinkle herbs and dales.
Tomatoes.
Tomatoes be cool.
You like them so much.
Tomatoes, sandwiches.
I've never had a tomato sandwich.
Ever?
Oh my goodness.
I mean, I've had a BLT, but not like just straight tomato.
Yeah.
You got to do tomato, salt, pepper, mayo.
Yeah.
You have some weird combinations for sandwiches between that
and the mayonnaise and bananas.
It's just like a mush.
A very, like in 1974, that was a really nice cheap lunch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
I've got an idea.
I'll try the liver mush if you try the tomato sandwich
on one of our next shows.
Oh man.
Yes.
You're going to get the fresh white bread where it gets
stuck to the roof of your mouth.
Whatever.
No, no, no.
We'll feed it to him.
Plain, a little mustard.
No bread.
Do you like mustard?
I hate mustard.
Oh, well.
It's going to be torture.
Yeah.
Fabulous.
He'll love it.
We'll feed.
We'll do it plain.
We'll just.
Is anyone in the audience like liver mush?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So good.
You got to get really crispy.
Delicious.
I swore I would never try liver mush.
And one day I did and I was like, oh, this is really good.
It sounds awful and don't read the package.
Don't read it.
But every.
It's like eating a tamale.
You don't want to know what's in it.
It was really wrapped up in there.
Me and Ricky Stenhouse Jr., both like liver mush,
we hardly talk, but if he's ever cooking it,
he sends me a photo of his liver mush in the frying pan.
That's an odd thing to share.
We both just like it.
And so when we're cooking it, I'll send him a picture.
You think of each other?
Well, it's because you probably don't have it in Austin.
That's what keeps us freeing.
Our love for liver mush.
Connected with liver mush.
Well, good for you.
Next question is Dale's return to the booth.
What's the girl's reaction when they hear him on TV?
Do they instantly know it's him or does it take a second?
They do now, but honestly, they don't let me put the race on.
So that's a challenge.
When he leaves, I have to fight them for the TV.
We don't watch a whole lot of TV during the week.
So on the weekends, they get to sit and watch Disney or whatever.
And so I have to just remind them that the reason we're here
you know, have this nice home and it's because daddy's working
and now he's at the racetrack.
We're going to watch it.
And so when they go to the racetrack, they totally get it.
But on the TV, not so much.
He's got a couple of cameos, too, like movies.
And we'll put those on just to see if the kids will.
So in cars, the first cars movie, I have like one little line
in this three hour and a half, two hour movie.
I've got this tiny little line in there.
And I will sit with them through the whole movie waiting on that line.
He does.
He stares at them just like that.
Looking right at them going to see this.
They like to see if they go, what was that?
Sound familiar.
And they never do.
They never do.
Race is hard.
He comes and goes and it's like no reaction.
And he'll rewind it.
I'm like, you don't need to do this.
I rewind it about four or five times.
Y'all hear anything unusual?
Nope.
What?
No.
The only thing he hasn't tried yet is just repeating the line over and over again.
Yeah.
Do you know what the line is?
I don't.
I don't either.
I mean, this is like 20 years ago.
It was one line.
Yeah.
One thing that I did one day 20 years ago.
I remember going to the studio out on the West Coast to read the line, right?
It was, we were going to Sonoma for the race weekend and it was somewhere close or at least
on the same side of the country.
So they had me and several other people go out to read at their studio and you walk in
and it's this big giant building with all these offices and all these people hustling
and bustling around and we went through this door and behind this door was this giant warehouse.
And there were all these, you ever drive down the road and you see the guys that are building
sheds on the side of the road and they have their sheds for sale.
It'll just be something you'd put in the backyard to keep your lawnmower in or whatever.
And they'll have all shapes and sizes of sheds on the side of the road.
Every town's got two or three of those little, little property or little businesses.
Those little sheds were, were all over this, this warehouse and that was where the artist
worked and they were, they were allowed to do whatever they wanted on the inside of their shed.
That's such a strange way to work.
So I'll go into this one guy's shed and he had a speakeasy in the back with a,
with poker and I mean, you know, there was guys that had little bars in the back of
theirs and they had a little secret door and yeah, I mean, they were super creative inside.
It was so fun. And that's their work environment every day.
That's pretty cool.
Like when they want to take a break, go hang out in the lounge out back.
It's just this tiny little room like no bigger than two of these squares right here.
And you know, they made it work.
It was so fun to see how the business allowed them to kind of do whatever they wanted to just
create.
And you, that was your takeaway from the whole thing was the sheds.
Yeah. Like, Hey man, this guy's got roulette back here. We can play roulette.
You weren't, you weren't even there to work.
You're like, I want to just see all the sheds.
I'm like, Damn, I want the job. I want a job here.
I want a shed tear.
Yeah. Yeah.
That would have been neat to see.
This is back before iPhones too. So you didn't have any pictures, did you?
No, I missed those times.
Yeah. It was, it was very free. That's for sure.
I'm so glad I got through college without iPhones.
All these kids now with all these, all the evidence.
Yes, man.
We really looked out there.
No, we didn't.
I deleted all my like Facebook photos when I graduated college.
You did.
I wish I would have backed them up though.
Yeah.
Oh, you don't even have them saved.
No, I just deleted them.
I feel like they're in the universe somewhere.
I feel like Facebook still has them.
They're in that cloud over there.
They're in that cloud.
I deleted my Twitter account, created a new one.
I was like,
New whole new beginning.
Yeah. Oh, man.
What were you running from?
I kind of want to see your pictures now too.
What did you do?
Yeah, we had some fun because like I would graduate
right when like the iPhone was like coming out.
Yeah. Last two years, you could take photos and stuff.
So what was the first app?
Remember, we got our phones, our iPhones, and they're like,
you can put apps on these things, games or whatever.
I got the beer drinking one.
Remember the beer drinking when you turned it up?
Yes.
Then like you were drinking a beer on the screen.
This screen looks like a beer can.
I spent $99.99 for that.
Just to look.
Do that a couple of times.
I miss the days of buying ringtones.
I wonder how much the guy, the beer app guy made off that thing.
He's probably doing pretty well.
Oh, man.
I'm sure he's spent it by now.
But he's spent all of his money.
Maybe he's making new apps.
I remember Looped.
Do you remember doing this?
Yes.
Yeah.
Tracking each other basically is all you're doing.
So we got about two minutes left here.
So let's be quick with this one.
One more question.
One more question is,
at what point in relationship should you offer a spare key?
Oh, dang.
Two minutes.
That's a hard one.
I'm glad you had a good one for the end.
I feel like that's...
Spare key, Amy.
When you move in.
Like you don't get a key until you move in.
Whoa.
Yeah.
You're not just going to come in and hang out when I'm not there.
Why are you coming over if the door's locked?
Well, maybe I'm getting there before you.
No.
Maybe you're working late.
No, you're not.
And I'm like, hey, I'm coming to stay.
I'll be there early.
No hide of key, nothing.
Well, maybe there's a hide of key,
but it's not yours to take home.
No.
I feel like you don't get a key until you move in.
Am I right with that?
Is that...
Man.
I feel like that's a good standard.
You can't just be giving keys out.
All right.
I like to...
What if you change your mind and you want your key back?
I like to show my trust.
My trust is building.
Here's a key.
No, that's too much responsibility.
Really?
Yeah.
Because then you especially be like, here's a key.
If you want to have dinner ready by five, that'll be great.
It's going to come with baggage and rules and all kinds of things.
Well, I don't know.
I think, yeah, I'm not good at relationships, I guess.
You taught me how to do everything.
Well, I don't know if I'm doing it right,
especially with the way that we're raising our children.
There's a lot of touch and go moments.
She's the criminal.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
You go back to that light situation.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, hey, I appreciate everybody coming out today.
It's been a lot of fun.
This is a...
Hope you guys will stick around.
Thanks for hanging out in the sunshine.
Hope you all stick around for door proper clear.
They're coming up after this.
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And thank y'all.
We'll see y'all.
You and we'll see y'all next week.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you, everybody.
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