C.R.E.A.M. #50 - The Gallardo Has Arrived, The E55's Impressive Burnout And Cringe Car Names

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Safety is very underwritten by LibertyMutual Insurance Company and affiliates exclusive to Massachusetts. I mean, I did actually get quite emotional last night. It is a Lamborghini Glado. Five litre. Manuale, 2004. And it's yours. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I'm going to get it. Well, I might have to go back.

I just personally don't like it. You were quite violent about the last one. You really left some bruises on me. Yeah. Why is it just the issue?

Hello, and welcome back to the cars rule, everything around me podcast, episode 50. And it's a big milestone, not just because of the number, but because of the surroundings. If you're viewing with your eyes, you know why, if you're listening with your ears, you will hear why soon. But before we do anything, we have to find out whether cars rule or ruin everything around us this week, William Chandler.

ruin.

No, it's a rule because of the big yellow thing that's behind us that I've driven for the first time today. Not my stupid way to talk about this, but I also Ben is back, you know, Ben's back from his big trip in the Maldives. Yep, I'm back.

Was in bullying me a week about it. So before we get side track for bullying, William, what is sitting behind us? It is a Lamborghini Glado. Five litre.

Manuale, two thousand and four. And it's not of any Lamborghini Glado. It's your Lamborghini. It is my Lamborghini Glado. And it arrived last night at about eight o'clock at night, waited a while for it to arrive. And I sat in it once last night.

But then didn't that drive until today. And we will have we've all been out in it now. Yeah. And it's the loudest car on earth. I have never been in a loud car. And I, I think I've been in thousands of modified cars in my life.

And it's the loudest. I've not experienced anything quite like that. When, when it's when we'll said straight pipe meant straight pipe. Yeah, it's manifolds to the back of the car.

Everyone I've been telling the car about. I say it's straight pipe. And they go, well, yeah, but like, they stop raise and I back off. I've heard this call once. And it was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life.

If I'm honest, it's not right in these changing, but for the time being, we went for a drive earlier, and we were two and a bit miles away. Yeah.

And when we came back, our landlord said, we heard you the entire time, every gear change, every single one crazy. It's far too bent. You enjoyed it.

Wonderful. Truly, truly magnificent. I couldn't contain my excitement. Yeah. But so it is a rule. I am really quite worried because there is a very expensive automobile to maintain. And also, I have to change the exhaust on that quite quickly, because I need to take home at some point. But yeah, it's surely it's a rule.

Well, I wanted to take a moment without being too sappy, because I will never say this outside of the podcast, but I am genuinely incredibly proud and happy and over the moon, because I know there's going to be probably a lot of people that are commenting on super cause, which I get it. I get it. You see, you see, you know, your favorite YouTuber starts mall and they work up to something that becomes unobtainium, but will is the only other person I've ever met in my life who shares.

Who I think knows the same level of obsession as I do the same level of it is invasive to every second moment of your life, and I know how important this car behind is, it's not an impulsive millionaire going this will be fun. This is I'm going to put myself into actually has a disamounts of debt to own the car that I dreamed about as a child and not only is that to me in very impressive and something I want to do too.

But it's a yeah, I'm very proud of us and of you for listening, being able to make this stuff happen, because a year and a bit ago will was unemployed and I was hating my job and about to leave.

Neither of us were thinking about buying super cars. No, so thank you. Thank you so much.

Yeah, 100% was yeah. Hey, you guys paid for it, made it. Yeah, it's what you know, you guys listening and doing this sort of stuff made it possible for us to live with cars like we wish to say thank you very much.

I know every single creamer passenger ride in the garage could bring earplugs. It's it's yeah. Well, thank you very much. And yeah, I mean, I did actually get quite emotional last night. Yeah.

And this morning and on camera on car. Yeah, we filmed when Ben's been just laughing. No, because I've been bullying. I can't. Oh, wow.

Tell the 10 tables. No, I don't want to believe that I think it's it's nice, but it the reason I keep mentioning it is because will will doesn't react to anything. And you will, you will.

Yes, up. We'll go he'll drive a car and he'll get out of it and he'll go. Yeah, fine. And that's it's good. But when I'll watch the footage back and we was in the car.

He did not you're crying, but you know, if you look at the man's eyes, you can make as much fun as you want, but that that that shows how much it means. Yeah.

So it's when it's when it's when a something you've envisioned in your head. Yeah. Go ahead. Like, however long I did one pulling that car. And I was like, and obviously I'd already driven one, but it it was the wrong color.

And it was the noise and it was was that and bright color the right time. The weather's good. Sounds like it does. I was like, also, this is exactly what I

pictured. And it's yours. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I've got to get it. Well, I might have to go back.

Well, please, please keep watching.

The time being hasn't got to go back. So it is. I'm yeah, I'm even out to be honest. So last night, you said, I had to go out for dinner.

And then the car wasn't even planned to get here until today. No, yeah, it was today. And then they you said halfway through the day. I'm, I'm

I skipped delivered. Yeah, around like six or seven. This is the one day in the week that I had dinner planted my girlfriend. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, God, damn it.

I'm in for a if all I get home. Yeah, I'm, but I we finished dinner. And I looked at the watch and I sent all the messages like, you know, I was like, I'm coming back because I want to see it. Yeah.

And we came back and opening the door to this bright yellow orange thing was quite incredible. Yeah, it was good. Last night, it was very dark outside and came in a closed trailer.

LEDs, so the color and everything. I had, yeah, that was very quite emotional actually seeing it roll off.

What's scary? So one third, one third of the cream dream team is is the cream dream. The cream dream. It's like the American dream.

Is is fulfilled. Jeremy, let's get back to me on that. Sorry, man. I'm a firecrashed one. And then Ben.

That's it. Let's let's get on to you. What has it been this week?

I've only been back for four or five days. So I'm not. I'm not.

Hey, it doesn't have to be currently. It could be a whole week. What year away?

I had a great week, guys. Did you enjoy because we genuinely didn't bother you?

No, you actually did tell everyone. Actually, I got to my home and I was, I was sent to my girlfriend.

I was nervous that there was a video for Monday. So usually I'm like on a holiday checking stuff.

Did you enjoy your time away after you purchased the island of Fiji? Yeah, it was good.

Yeah, Fiji, not great. But yeah, I'm just stepped off onto the tarmac off the private jet. Yeah, Fiji.

I missed it. I missed it. So I had to fly part back into the X5.

I flew the X5 over. No, it was good. I had a had a had a good time.

I needed it because I was nice. As you know, I always started to become rather irritable in life.

Because ten months of no break. How long until back to irritable?

That was that was no joke. That was I didn't have a break since Christmas last year is not end of September.

So it was needed. But and also we put out being wild because we have we have a fun time.

But it's a lot of hours and stuff. So I needed it. But also we quit from cars. That's great.

And you just lounge by the pool. You just chilling throughout.

No, that wasn't a tuff into it. It felt like it was, but yeah, yeah.

Just just chilling, which was nice. But now you're back. And now you're back amongst the cars.

And how is it? And you're being bullied into buying a car.

Yes. And also I knew the whole time that you had a Lamborghini.

I wanted to do that. Oh, yeah, actually, well, we kind of mentioned it last week.

Let's talk about it. But I've been. What's the best way to use gaslighting? Gaslighting.

Have you mentioned. It's not the nicest ever. We did mention entirely that we were keeping it from you last week.

Have you have you read the text conversation between them? Well, I haven't read up. We described it.

But we haven't read it out loud. So from my point of view.

So before I left, I did my last shoot here before I went holiday.

And Will said, there's a Lamborghini in Scotland, but it sold. It sold in four hours.

Go on, mate. I remember thinking I was like, I didn't actually think much of it.

And I thought, okay, well, that's fast. And the gliders, they're going quicker and quicker, quicker,

all the time, right? But that was very quick. And I was like, Will, Will's on this every day.

He's got, she's got chat to be too set up for notifications. He's looking every night.

I was like, feels weird. Anyway, left it. Didn't think much of it.

One holiday. And then Will posted a sponsored story where in that story, he said,

I've just flown somewhere to look at a car. I responded to Will with quotations.

I've just flown somewhere. And then what's the meme? It's the docks meme from Dexter.

It's the guy looking suspicious. And he said, how do I know? Well, I wish I said,

all right, cool. I will leave it. A few years later, he posted on his story,

I'm looking for the car storage. I need cars. And I went, I still am.

And I responded, responded again and going, looking for car storage with the same meme.

And he went, I wish. I just responded. It absolutely reeks of glider.

Then even some people responded to that. And like, is it for something yellow?

No, no. Because I, but then so then this morning, after all this, Ben came back from

holiday. This car got delivered. Unfortunately, this was, which we'll get on the shelves in

a minute. Oh, yeah. Which is supposed to be at the hill climb, but it didn't make it.

We said, right, let's recall Ben's reaction. And there was, it wasn't surprised.

It was. I knew it. I knew it was this because I said, because, okay, so I feel bad.

I feel bad to my girlfriend, because the whole week we were away, I kept saying to her,

I was like, he's bought a glider. Can we please just enjoy our pile?

Yeah. You're Charlie from always sunny with the nicest board.

My thought was, I was like, okay, so I don't know why he's not telling me.

It's not because it's not, it's like, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's your

thing. It's just entertainment, really. It's, it's, it's, well, that's fair. It's your

thing to enjoy. I don't want to be like, like, tell me, tell me, tell me. But I was like,

he's, he's bought, and then reveals it. I hadn't seen these guys until we went to food and

fuel at Chelsea Walsh, which we got on to on Sunday. And I got there. I thought he's bringing

his Lamborghini. He must have bought one. And he's the plan. And then I got there. And he,

he refused to admit it. Edwin refused it. Everyone now.

The girlfriends, they were played into it well. Have my girlfriend on the case. I told

my dad, I told, I told Tom Lenthal, and I was like, right, no one. Did you tell your

band? Do you tell your grandma? Is he a bit of a wild card? He could have just pulled it out,

right? Yeah, he could have just turned it over. And then also maybe giving me inflation,

because he probably would have forgotten about the car. Yeah, I had no idea. And I was,

I was driving home from Chelsea Walsh saying against my girlfriend who had fed up of this,

going, I swear he bought one. It doesn't make any sense. I thought, maybe it's just all

circumstantial. And I actually started to believe he hadn't bought one. And then Edwin said to me,

he went, oh, but when's the day we got off on the podcast? And I said, okay, we got,

because usually the podcast we sort of do around work. I was like, is it, we don't usually plant

that much. I was like, is there a guest? He was like, yeah, maybe. And I was like, okay, whatever,

cool. Got here today. And then walked in. And I, I used to in the video, I was on my phone,

sending a message to a Gabsor partnership guy. And I look up from my foot, I saw my peripheral,

a yellow car. I said, what? Looks up. And they're just Lamborghini there. So it was good. But yeah.

So you did do well to conceal it to be fair. Yeah. I'm over the moon. It's been absolutely

killing me. Yeah, there's been a couple of fumbles. There was, yeah, the tale of when we

mentioned the other day. And then this, the podcast that you'd have heard last week,

where Will and I were talking about it, we said to deck the editor, don't send it in the chat

with Ben. And then I woke up on the other day of the other morning and deck had posted the

link the night before in our big chat with Ben. And I said, deck of ice like, deck of ice,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because if you had listed the podcast, the intro was,

I bought an Lamborghini. Yeah. Yeah, that was good. And then, but on a tangent, sorry.

Is it a rule for you? My clear is getting fixed as we speak. It will be, it's been a bit of delay,

but it will be done. And then, what's what have you chosen? It's going. It's going.

It's going. And so is probably the X5. But I haven't said that yet. But I think at least the

both cars you're gonna walk to work which one of my cars are you now buying from me

um I'm quite like no it needs I want to go I think I'm ready for a change

um all change perhaps yeah so I'm this isn't a hundred percent you know I'm like

I'm like chambermind probably but um yeah I want to I want to I want to get to mean

whoa you said it is one of your actual dream cars yeah you want to work towards an

st thousand right it's gonna happen which I love I love because I've I've always

loved an st thousand I think every really cool I think it'll be a really good

coffee blue on blue on blue hey we've been drilling into Ben to say it's gonna

happen yeah you gotta make sure it's gonna happen yeah so yeah I've been told

that you can't say it might happen it has to you have to see it it will happen and then

one will appear what do the children say these days I don't know certain

not self-fulfillment needs manifestation that's the one that is actually genuinely why I set my

my phone wallpaper is that that's the one I was like look yeah you have it's happening

so if I say it as that I'm gonna look at that every single day go right this um

I'm gonna work harder and faster and smarter but it didn't it does help that's the one set

their dream cars are background and you'll have it in a week that's that yeah it's so easy

to start sounding like one of those bullshit motivational people on Instagram that's like

yeah you just gotta keep working no there are there are real life concerns that stop people from

doing exactly but if you keep if you keep it in your mind like that M3 my 46 M3 that green one was

my wallpaper for forever and it's and because of that I never stop thinking about it I think if

I have not if there's not if it's not around you all the time you just go out one day and then it

happens awesome well on the Lamborghini which is it's difficult to give some context to it but

it's not like I don't own a house and I have kids and a dog and and go on holidays all the time

yeah I'm spending it on that that's the reason why is that I'm not saying if you save on those

things you can have the Lamborghini but it's to me that's what that's your thing yeah yeah and also

to note you didn't buy it outright no it is on finance yeah it's absolutely I mean I'm that's

I'm happy to it would have been financed no matter what obviously the Ferrari the crash Ferrari

it's probably gonna be on finance too if I can find someone dumb enough to load me money on a crashed

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because everything seems to be good but yes I need to get um there's a few little bits

done the clear and then that'll be for sale and then x5 I think I want to get something I'll

do something miles I just want to get something more fair to just just just to run a bit it is a

bit but I think about it I'm like it's not the most intelligent commuter car no

because you're putting in what 20 to 25 MPG realistic realistically I reckon I'm getting 30

got it the car tells me 34 on a run but the issue is that I have about I don't know call it almost half

my commute in the morning is not the matter way and then the rest of it is the motorway so the

motorway is fine and it's quite gone the matter way but the wheels are still quite big it's

quite crashy suspension set up to be a little bit more stiff it's not a motorway cruiser

so and then also tires and any suspension components and wheel bearings in it's all very expensive

and then I'm also costing me 120 pounds to fill up the thing can't wait till Ben gets it off

and goes the tires and the and the expensive and the wheel bearings it's all going to be the same

thing Ben's on a trajectory down to the micro car no I'm not I'm not saying that it's just if

that it feels unnecessary yeah yeah but for what I need and also I don't we don't actually shoot

when we're at car throttle we used to shoot with multiple videographers and we'd bring a lot more

equipment so that sort of thing is helpful to have a big car but realistically actually having a

car that big doesn't really help me bring that much camera gear with me and it's usually just me in

the car so now speaking of micro car it's it's a rule from me because if you weren't aware last

week it'll be a week in a bit for you now there was the food and fuel event at shells the wash

hill climb which if you didn't know there is a hill climb in the UK it is it is what it says on the

tin really it's you're climbing a hill in a car it's a very steep hill it's got a couple of

curves very tight and we booked it for the event and it was incredibly good fun there were a hundred

cars that went up the hill so it was a car show cars parked up people could bring their own cars

with a live element which you know what I'm saying it just actually our idea it was we wanted to

we were going to do a TDC event and we wanted it to be actually Walsh but we we decided quite quickly

oh we don't have time to make this how we want we're just in there yeah we did we genuinely

checking that yeah so we handed it over to the guys at food and fuel and they and the events manager

did an incredible job yeah it was an incredible day we're going back there next year but get prepared

already it's going to be bigger and better but the reason for me it was a rule so you got to drive

the RS6 yeah once it was Benjamin you drove micro car the big man himself yeah they want to give

you a chance for speed so they put me in the micro I didn't think you'd do it why I did I

generally thought on the day you might go I'm I'm not fancing this because it was a good sport

about it yeah he was on the line right I'm quite a shy guy yeah in real life so I I tell

what on the line I was it was great fun and everyone went was fantastic and it was genuinely we had

a great time I just get nervous about everything I don't get no I do get nervous and it was it was the

also I've I wore my helmet that we we have three helmets the flag wheels is a union jack

with Edwin's is I think a Japanese flag it's a lambretto one but it's supposed to be a Japanese flag

and I have one that has daisies on it yeah so I was wearing that and I'm like a car looking I so

it's real attention and I could hear like I was on the start I could hear my left my left hand side

with the crowd was people going look at that oh look at that look how small that is the crowd he was

actually 70 Tom Lempel so yeah but it was good fun it was very good yeah and so yeah you you got

the mic car and I got the Mercedes E55 AMG which if you weren't aware on the TDC channel we built

it was very cheap E55 wagon we took we put two new 48 pound retirees on it with the intention

of doing a couple of burnouts there were a hundred cars at the event and one of them was allowed by

special permission permission to do a burnout till halfway up the hill Edwin had his own safety briefing

with the leader of the show's the watch button and I was I said lots of people kept asking like you

could have done you could have again said this thing's going until it breaks and by God did it break

oh God yeah so throughout the day the car is an open diff still the the Mercedes so if you don't

know what that means a limited slip diff or an LSD which you've probably heard lots times for means

both rear wheels or both front wheels will spin at the same time usually an open diff cheaper to make

easier for manufacturers to make one wheel will spin to work it will send power to whichever wheel

has less grip is it just send the power to the least part of resistance and LSD is much better

but the mark does not have that so when you're doing a burnout and let's say one's going quicker than

the other the grip lessons and the car goes oh I send all the power to that one then and that happened

on my way up throughout the multiple runs of burnouts which were pretty good but then it meant that

one tire was pretty bold and so all the all power went to that one on the last run at the start line

it was just the left high going the right one wasn't even spinning anymore we got halfway at the

run and I decided to stop and do another burnout in front of the the crowd at a bang a big bang

went off quite the bang more than a bang as well it was more than yeah and a flame and so we we

heard an earth shattering sound jacket jack was in the car filming it we have this footage we rolled

it back looked outside the car and my break this was gone and then I found I saw the break this

and it was inside where the wheel used to be the inside of the wheel to blown out like the whole

wheel the rim have blown I mean I can see what's left of the wheel up on the court it's now it's

hung up on the corner there's the top part of the rim is 100% gone the bottom part has the inside

like 30% missing and it blew the wheel the disc let go we believe so at 120 miles an hour of speed

the disc exploded into the wheel so that shattered the wheel which blew out the capatos really

unfortunate might still see if we can get refund on that tire because he would have gone again

he had tried but the disc exploding also blew the caliper clean off blew it smooth off

then which ripped the brake line off the brake line shot a little bit of fluid onto the disc

yeah which set fire very briefly for a second or two and it also blew a control arm off yes so it's

it's a right it's a pro what you would call a proper job it was a real yeah a real good one in fact

that it happened I started reversing I thought ah it's just the wheel it's just the tire was blown

out and then it felt really hard to move and then went and started moving again I said jack that's

bad as we reverse back I just saw a little control on bushing roll in front of me I said the jack

oh no that's bad that's not good but the 55 will come back stronger and we've already decided

there's there's I do I have plans that I can actually be right now but it's bigger and better

it's going to be doing it it's going to be doing it more so the whatever next event there is we

are actually thinking what am I spoke about this the other day a TDC slash cream event but it said

burn out box that would be great but look there's no MX 5 1.6s and things coming in and it

doesn't mean 1.8 get in either yeah none of this none of this none of this bullshit none of this

that we want pure entertainment it needs to be good it needs to be big I'm not saying we're the best

by far no we that was an open defy 55 but come with some smoke and then you're in it could be good

these have some qualifiers yeah you have to send a video you're doing it on the street hey

oh youtube channel investigated for inciting burnouts we're not saying you to go and do it but do

you have footage of you already do everyone's always got a fast yeah you must have footage so

a rule for me on that big or a half yeah that's actually unbelievable work it might be our best

work oh yeah in TDC terms that's that's almost the dream it really is to have an and people are

going to say damaging a car but hey it was being used as as intended it didn't want to let go it

did what it love the bends will bend getting a photo I do have some photos will overlay them on

screen we don't have a TV this week because we have the glada yeah so you will have some things on

screen I will overlay that exact photos you can see how it sits on our wall exactly with a nice

caliper signal so shall we get into sorry one more thing oh god about about the show to wash thank

you to ever gave us these cream I'm not wearing it for a fashion well I am now but it was I

didn't I didn't have this commissioned there was a man gift you hold me this oh of course we have a

podcast this is a a gold chain I believe it is not real gold how many carrots some so a horse would

love it oh yeah it's like a Tesco bag of carrots okay and it's got diamonds which I'm sure a real

yeah and it's a big cash sign somewhere I mean it's a dollar sign is the one yeah cash is kind

of a universal what I said cash you said cash yeah it's yeah the idea is it's dollar dollar bills

exactly and he did give us two we I don't know where the other one I have lost the other one

okay but maybe we'll hang it there so in the background it's always every cream it's just there

so thank you very much to all of the creamers we met we met lots of you you said I'm a big creamer

lovely lovely to hear it again always always confuses ever again you're always a treat

all that yeah random people shout out to you see you at the next event we'll always do bigger and

better once we love them right so we have some news isn't no no no no no and nick don't

and the news is kind of strewn in here it's gonna mix them all in today but we're gonna start off

with a 007 Jag X jane you put in here this is there is a new there is a new 007 game

the hitman type yes yeah so it's hitman mixed with what's that what's that story game

um uncharted or something some something on those lines but I saw I got promoted a video that was

like early access release footage now I checked on it and it's it opened with a what is the

aluminium x j x 351 brief brief something whatever that whatever that one is the one we talked about

with caviar the other day the one the cool looking the supercharged one it just opens with a bright

green like a James Bond green one of those I was like and it wasn't I thought is this fake like is

this a you know a fake car yeah now it's branded I was going to I didn't check if it was brand

it's a branded x j r it doesn't feel on brand so what you're doing right now there's one man left

at all one person left jaguar is fine I will put an x j r in the game but not the blue thing but

the weird thing is I don't I then of course it got my attention so I skipped through and it showed

a car chase or something so it's James but it is double a seven and he they leave that car he's

pretending to be a chauffeur he then breaks into a 80s v8 vantage and chase a five liter x k r

whoa so but like both of the x j and the x k are like 2012 yeah twenty elevens when he's off

they just went to unless it's set at certain time I don't know yeah but just went can we have

be old but no one nobody know what they go like they don't go right it's 2012 yeah now the x f

or we're just becoming in like two or three years prior to that or we can't put that one in there

no it's not be it's an x k r yeah it's the cool one also it's wrong around really what normally jaguys

that he's a villain exactly the villain is in the x k r but he's also James Bond James Bond pulls up

in the x j i feel about James Bond and the next j r no I think it's for it's part of a mission

so he when he's chasing he's in a 80s v8 vantage because there's an x j in casino ryal

right the end of casino ryal yeah when he blasts the guy in the knees wow we're of spoiler

and that asks him some questions afterwards uh this is he just gets out of an x j love that

shape x that's that that that is that is that is a villains car straight up and you can drive it

you haven't got to get out of the back of it you can drive that yeah just a little bit that

provoked James Bond chuck it now speaking flip sent we'll stay on the we'll stay on the James Bond

theme because Ian H is back Ian H and this is you give a very quick back story by chance so

last week of the week before i remember we talked about uh Ian H no sorry 007 Ian H yes

on his number plate i saw on it's like either i think it was an ipase which is the electric SUV

which is a wild plate tab on that it's crazy um also some people that said uh that's Ian Fleming

again i think we mentioned this again no in h in h not how that works Fleming and uh and we

checked that what his Ian Fleming's middle name was it's like peter or something it's not it's not

h there's no h involved but anyway j uh one of the videographers who does some of our stuff um i

can't even remember how we got to this but he was in a facebook group so in w facebook group he said

randomly j we're just sitting at lunch and he went oh i found uh i found Ian H and he said

sorry he said what do you mean you found Ian H he said look and he showed us i will put this on

screen a 2003 bmw e39 for sale and he has the plate e39 Ian space h

like and he said he has more he then kicked on his profile checked he has an alpina that's got

that's like out out Ian and then it's like Ian b yeah it's different it's just different initials

so e8 multiple of them are out there just chucking plates on their cars maybe 007 used to be on an

austin or something and he went ash jag close enough stick him on villain 007 i guess i don't know um

did we have something else to do with 007 no it didn't anyway um but we did have a new

similar name thing here which we'll talk about uh go i sent this to me uh called Jacob Hawke thank

you very much to sing this in um we've talked about people who list things badly on Facebook

marketplace and you're not going to laugh at this one have you seen this one Ben at all i don't know

no no so this is um well i mean it the description says it's flatbed trailer good working order

and you teach other parts includes a winch ramp beds oh no good deal trailer for sale at how much

200 quid yep yep discounted to 850 okay lovely um what brand is it it's one of these

how can you oh well i would love to read that out it's so if you could just read that um he's got

for sale he has for sale a mr philip gibson and you know who's selling that who is philip gibson

yeah selling himself now we don't mean to dox anyone but you have made it the title of the

now okay it's you know all the people on facebook it can happen yeah um what it does not

attract from the fact that is it probably said on facebook you know it's as tight as all you

and mr that's what i am mr philip gibson that's me anyway nothing here says what this is

wow i'll set it live and see what happens now as always please your cremas you're not part of

another you know group of little clowns on other podcasts your crema be grown up don't go message

anyone that you find on this on that we talk about all you do is if you spot something

you screenshot it you send it in and you leave them be be a kind and consider a crema that's

because we are for the sounds of it philip gibson cannot operate facebook and we don't want

he doesn't need messages going i'll give you a ps2 in a mile spot it's like let's stop doing it

i'll trade you a mr philip gibson for this um Ben you've put in here no more Porsche EVs no more

Porsche EVs is that that sounds like like this sounds like Ben's message of the wall i'm back boys

and i am no longer exhausted so it's more Ben's on the plane just think make out of things go

um Porsche to close down what if i said there was no more Porsche's

Ford's just let's go for it and goes there's going to be no more electric Porsche's

me then just waking up going Nissan is going to merge with the royal family of England

yeah yeah it's where funny isn't it

um no surely not basically Porsche have had a strategic shift they realize no one wants electric

vehicles it's about the tycan doing well but yeah it's it's now when you say there are lots of them

there's a lot of them you see yeah i think for them commercially it's not that good

mm-hmm Ben has just asked deck to cut there now that's fine we'll leave the cut in but i do want to

put this bit in deck which is for you the audience that Ben will do this strategically he'll go oh

i've got something to talk about and then go give me two minutes got to research no it's not

research it's because what i do now something clever and smart not true no it's not because i kept

getting getting bullied for this because what i do is i'd see it and it's true i see it and i

lose the article because it's everything's happening quickly i so what i do now is whenever i see

it i save the article somewhere okay now on this occasion i didn't save the article

i said to Ben two minutes before we started this podcast you put two pieces of news in here

do you have the information and you went yeah i have google and there's i have all the world

information at my feet are you are you any further i'm ready to go are you ready to go

i don't know i'm getting no more Porsche review please speak so they are doing it to develop

new petrol models instead because the demand for EVs is low they were still really CVs but they're

going to go the 911 we already know it's not going to go EVs yes um this is actually other news

i put it up later on the podcast but we can talk about it now the same thing the new box

that came in the small guys have been roomed for a very long time now for a few years to be

electric only think about right they have announced or i think people know now they've been

announced that basically someone knows in the strategic shift they've announced that basically

that is the case but that would only be for the normal ones so what is now the the 718 came in

and boxed the normal guys that you see you you aren't buys as a little fun way again toy you

not my armpit sure sure um never have none with the came in box it's kind of an interesting one

i mean it's not and do you just don't typically buy them that much they buy the the big boys

okay sure the big boys will still be petrol allegedly okay so they are going to do an entry level

electric yeah so they'll be electric came and put a box but there's like the sort of what are

you laughing allegedly does that i don't know that will happen basically no they have confirmed

that it will allegedly happen got to hate this section of the podcast this is what i've read

a lot do you know as i've said before if you're getting your news at your legit serious news

the cream podcast you need to have your mind check you're like a six-year-old Facebook

you've seen it's very woken still alive it's an AI video of a bird sweeping up a school bus then's

this is so sad hope you're well it's the dead-in's net theory but rather than it'll be in bots it's

just me you're flying to myself no no i've been going i've heard that for just deleting all comments

really there's a way the issue i had is i've started saying things of confidence earlier on

the podcast earlier episode and now i've been bullied to the point where my self-esteem would use

is so low that now i'm scared now hold on i will you know i'm man enough to admit i'll

lovely bit of bullying goes on here and then but you cannot say i'll asking you to do research

is concerned bullying hey then can you just check that news wow i can't do anything right can i

no it's not that it's just uh uh well when i do get a wrong i get told so um i believe this

is happening lovely you know what that's good enough you know no it's happening okay sure

for sure right now listening god i was the way it's news to us run it go please don't so it was

well as we got so here i've put in him merineo 612 so we're going to talk about football

here we go sports fans we're now football podcast lovely we'll just tune out for it how's it merineo uh

who's that who's that he's famous for memes oh yeah he's uh he's we cannot replace it no that's

not him no that's not him but he's got balls i was either one that says it can he is Portuguese

and that's iris and quite northern also okay is either one um i'm talking about me if i speak

came in big trouble oh lovely yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and this meme lovely that's him that's

one of everyone listening right now yeah we'll pull a lot of his headphones off those of you

listening but he's a very popular very famous and very talented football manager and at normally

footballer and footballer manager cars they're normally a bit chancy but euros bit you know

eventually stuff bentagas continentals s-classes but with body kits and whatever stuff but he

recently got a job where he's gone back to Portugal he has a Portuguese man um and there's

jesse merineo Portuguese man i'm going back to Portugal as a Portuguese man um so he's gone back to

a bent fee crab leave it is but there's an as it's like sky sports whenever they have them

arriving at the training ground okay yeah blah blah and again you've normally got a Mercedes Vito

or something he's just rocked up in a in a Ferrari 612 whoa so mid 2000s big GT car Ferrari big v12

4 c-tur yeah yeah yeah 4 c-tur Ferrari um and i looked into it i was like right because it's

just not the sort of thing someone like that no why is it so he used to be into balan manager which

is obviously uh Italy and the president is that no this is a genuine question is in is it in

terminal is that eight are those two words one club or is it in it's in like he's in to malan

no no into malan is a separate okay so how about i've had that multiple times before and

always been to afraid to ask there are two clubs in malan malan and ac malan's my in Portugal

the ac copper makes you know they make i think you're you're missing there's a big there's been

chunk of the story you're missing and where where that's coming to is that i'm about to tell it

close your eyes exhale fill your body relax and let go of whatever you're carrying today

well i'm letting go of the worry that i wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class

i got them delivered free from 1800 contacts oh my gosh they're so fast and breathe oh sorry

i almost couldn't breathe when i saw the discount they gave me on my first order oh sorry

namaste visit 1800 contacts calm today to save on your first order 1800 contacts

this episode is brought to you by whoops i've got a box of cheesic crackers staring at me and i

just wanted that irresistible cheesy crunch sorry that was a total snacks in it

what was that supposed to be talking about so salty so crunchy so cheesy whoops

lost my trade of thought i've heard of brain freeze but brain cheese

i'll just have one more cheesic cracker and then i'll get back to it

okay well don't tell me why you're telling me the conclusion before the introduction

Jose merrinho is what was it where when and why thank you please so what right i've told you

the man and then the car and the myth okay where and now you speak about my where i'm about to get

to here we go is where the car came from oh which is Italy because it's into the land manager and

you want a treble i believe or something like that it's very very popular right that's when you

get all three dots in the in the triple double i thought treble was musically i really hate this

this is how every story is actually true this is the revenge revenge and you want a treble

okay or something okay sure i like that i like that i like that the the the president of

insulin said i like it is so much i like you so i'm going to give you a Ferrari 612 wow

just a free so you just got a free six twelve but normally you think surely they're going to go

off into the abyss yeah we recently saw a one-of-one Stephen Gerard a8 sale on Facebook which

we really quite like yeah but they just go off into wherever but he's just still just just

knocking him out in a six twelve now i didn't ask this before when you mentioned this what is the

spec i don't remember i don't think it was anything did he have what good wheels you couldn't see

in the video no there was to be covered was it right i want to say it was gray or winter it was

subtle there was nothing with the brown interior going on the old was it a santa or the china

edition yeah i thought it's just cool that's cool let's get housing really on the podcast and he says

he's like Benny says if i speak i mean he's really is coming into the news was he arsenal before

no no not at any point actually i don't know if it's been we're out of our bedroom i genuinely

have no idea he's quite well-known for Chelsea that's the one which is like arsenal sorry

yeah just different colors yeah yeah the small amount of fans you had over comments i think

are probably dropping by by the moment next up on here we've got another question for me actually

is where do hard tops go a great point so bullying Ben into trying to buy an s2000 we said

will said what is the difference between a gt and a normal s2000 i looked it up gt's came

standard with a hard top we then all went where are they where where how many times have you seen

a convertible for sale that should have a hard top many convertibles come with if it's a soft

top they probably came with a hard top at some point street street chaos came with hard tops

a hard way i might be an option someone's going to correct me but i've seen one

that's never never but where they're going yeah are you just scrapping them are you leaving

in the garage cause a lot of people don't know when you buy a hard card with hard top it will

sometimes come with all the in option you have a stand and there's a stand that goes in your

garage that you you put the hard top up sideways much sideways tall ways on but it doesn't lay

on the floor it lays up against the wall with a stand but that's ridiculous you have to have

another part to take the part off your car yeah my dad had a hard top for his e46 m3 cab name

but i think he just suspended it from the roof in the garage great i did it it's out of the way

but again e46 cabs you're not coming across the hard tops oh so that's that's a big

hard tops and and wind deflectors not wind deflectors but sometimes they just go into the ether

sometimes they fold up though so they like they can get forgotten in an attic but hard top

they can't misplace a hard top but the things normally have a place in the car but it's not

mean a hard way putting the hard top what where are you throwing it and then they develop their own

little sort of micro system where they become worth eight billion oh they were throwing that so

there must be people who just keep opening their random cupboard in the house going

God there's three thousand hard tops in there i forgot put them in there oh the million there

they are the MX five hard tops i considered doing this as a business for a while

exporting hard tops to america because they're worth they get stolen people get they people will

break into the car not to steal the car but to steal the hard top of it you come out and your hard

tops gone this is you could have at least taken the car this is something that i when we spoke

out a couple days ago i thought no everyone did you put where you put them and then i was trying to

go and i thought if i do buy us two thousand i have a hard top where does it go where does it go

and i've concluded that the only place i have for it is my bedroom it's the room for the car

it's it's all my bedroom it's the room of when your friend comes over you forget to give him blanket

it's the name of um it's like it's like oh all moved in it's a deck chair and an mattress

women hate how little it takes for them to be happy because it's not maneuverable

like that's not going on the lothatch can you that's a famous quote by Ben hard tops are famously

unmaneuverable they're not very maneuverable i think quote me on that but if anyone knows anything

I mean perhaps that's actually gotten a little a little whiff of car sparing about it is there

someone who runs a storage company for hard tops because if not i've given you a business idea

that because you can you can suspend them from the roof you could stack them like posters yeah that's

what i mean just just rose but people can store them in the summer with you yeah you're a storage

company but you come and drop your hard to block but your insurance must be like having you know

those super car dealerships that have veirons and kernexxx you have 20 billion pounds of insurance

in case someone clears you out is this uh is this um all dehumidified is that okay i'm so

i believe they are so charger they're switching hands for such high money that they're just

constantly being sold so you sell it to will the next day he sell it to me yes it's someone else

that always just constantly on the move it's it's you know the theory that drug money is what keeps

the us economy going secretly that's what the hard top the hard top economy is what secretly floats

the GDP of England exactly are because i never so i've never seen a hard top in person okay interesting

you've never seen them in the same room think about that never seen you do a hard top in the same

room all myself and one because i've never seen one i've never seen one in person what's the

i've the last one i remember genuinely being stunned when i saw a streak a with a hard top on

i i i i stopped in that i turned down a road and i stopped and i was like that has it was a wrong

color it was the wrong color which is again so it's not the hard top that came with it this person

has someone else's hard top but where did their hard top yeah where did they go now i have a

question for you here we go where does the hard top the soft top go and the hard top's on you down

holds away so the roof goes down and you put the hard top to your best usage in a convertible

that's very odd it's not it's not just a hat for your room well i think it's stuck it up

oh i'm so insulated i didn't know if you put the soft top in like i think like 46m3s and stuff they

are it bulks the way the soft top because then you have a heated wrist screen and then

bloody bloody blah i don't really understand them i don't get i it's supposedly for people who

want to use their soft top car throughout the winter without it always fogging up or they're

being a little bit moisture in there so it's it works i put the roof down and then i'm going to put

the roof on you had the roof also you know there's a there's a hard top version of this car

yeah you both don't want just guess some roof is it though as well because also like

s2000s now 20 something years old surely then the bruises getting a little bit

exactly there it goes and then you go white winter i'll remove my hard top from the

undisclosed location that no one knows from the storage unit for each sure that their

man will has with all of them would they put them on with the reason the reason that that

soft top is probably dying and has holes in it is probably because it was used through winter

but then where's the hard top because if you have a hard top why you're not using it for winter

so why don't you say but if you didn't have one your soft top gets damaged over time so people go

oh i should buy a hard top i'll put the summer the soft top down so it stays nice and crispy

and then put my hard top on for the winter take it off soft it background yeah your soft top stays

something smells fishy here interesting there's a car conspiracy in there somewhere there is and

someone knows something they do biggest hater not found about you're going don't say that again

that's not funny that's getting old my getting old it's going on we talked about that Ben our biggest

hater you know the one that always comments on everything yeah i'm happily you got another one

recently you got keep going buddy we're we're fueled on your hate what colors you're like

yeah next up Ben you've put this is now another piece of news for you Ben I have this one

oh go always it you pulled up for a host of it it's the new fastest car in the world yet

when with dark ages boys where there's a new fastest car in the world it was the Bugatti

sheer on super sport the guy which did 304 i think which is meant miles an hour but that was not

production car right no super sport but did but they don't sell it to people like that they don't

test each one of them no but i think the model did it all right interesting okay i think anyway

no i actually wasn't of sound mind general no aware that it we have broken 300 i didn't realize that

i'm pretty sure that the the long not long tail but you know the long boy yeah long ass

sheer on i call it yeah long ass that they did i did 300 but it was sort of built to do 300

oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't know if those ones maybe it's it it might be a tires thing

it did 304.773 miles an hour s sc in 2019 500 miles an hour and guys are by flies

so this is um the Yang Wang u9 oh yeah yeah the Yang Wang this is the this is the jumping car jumping

car yeah this has hit um i will find it when it's in numbers i understand it's 304 miles an hour

no it's more than 308.4 okay and it's electric so that's why it's the dark ages

is that now we have been taken over although do you know what and i don't again i know there's

lots of people are going hey you just hate electric cars it's not about that but i just don't count it

but it just doesn't matter to me yeah i don't i'm not trying to sound like a scorned old man

but every time i see like a quick electric record on on the ring i'm like yeah

but i'm not i'm not upset by it yeah but i don't fit just like electric cars i don't feel

anything i still want the petrol thing do you know how much horsepower it has seven

thousand no that's it i say thousand nine hundred and seventy eight

hang on now surely we've got a talk figure of absolute of the heat but now here's what

i'm gonna say i'm no longer impressed if you have two thousand nine hundred horsepower because

you should be doing more than three that's what you're doing that with less than that exactly what's

that fifteen hundred they're eighteen hundred or something also poultry and also rimac

city rimac recently did that noughts four hundred to zero record and it was like a week later or

something turning segment out beta yeah i love that i love that i love the games that they're

playing yeah if it feels a little bit nineties jdm gentlemen's agreement yeah wherever

ones just secretly one up in each other there's been a lot of top gear clips recently with

um a little big boys going out on the cars but there's been that it's just a it's a matter of

rimac and christian one chronic say i just i love it i just the boys they're so cool yeah and i have

a little piece of anecdote now Ben still searching i'll let i'll i will um what does it say i'll

rest my time to the gentleman it's some form is this spree it is um sorry i was trying to find out

um the not six on it but i can't because this is like the extreme one would you like to just go

with some misinformation take again with a standard one one point two apparently it's two point

three crazy which actually to be fair for that much power like a right and a there it does what one

point nine these these numbers mean not nothing to me but it's they've all sort of merged into a big

mash it's just fast whereas i don't i don't know why but like back when i remember this is what four

point is a four and a half four point five that to me was cool that is the one of the quickest things in

the world yeah and then a career gt's a bit quicker yeah that's it i don't care anything lower than that

also you it's quick but there's no soul to it so what the world are done we're clown if one yep

the spaghetti very wrong absolutely correct and it stopped there yeah and if you're younger than us

you like curling sex and she runs and that's fine and you're absolutely allowed to like those

that's it they just are the fastest cars in the world that's it though if you still ask me what the

fastest car in the world is my brain don't i don't care how long how much exposure you give

me to curling sex and remaxing things my brain will think it's a very wrong it it it it's it's

it's James may although the only thing is i would like to experience the never a there's 60 i want

to see just what it is just just to feel how mental that is but i'm saying like from a cultural

perspective without sounding too wanky the veeron is will always be the fastest car on earth even when

it isn't fast fair it's stopped there yeah and it and it and it you know what it is it's the fastest

car on the world that you grew up with so many people in 20 years time will go the yang wang you

nine right god you remember the yang wang you nine that i had so much soul compared to those new ones

yeah it just turned a corner you know it was totally different but yeah i put in there cvk a spree

now better have you seen this video it's a video posted the other day it's Christian from

curling sex and it's a it's almost like a little vlog puppy yeah it's you just put it's on his

personal instagram go go out and have a look at this after the podcast please um he's bought an

out a 90s of spree right he's rest on one of it himself of course a lot of but in the most

incredible way so he's taken the 90s of spree so that's the wide body the v8 the larger one James

May had in the Patagonia special exactly correct but he's redone the whole interior so he did the

the older a spree i think they're series two and three seats i'm not that up on a spree but he's

taking the old seats redone them read uh basically change the dimensions of them so they fit him

perfectly he's then done a new load of steering wheel he's done conic seg events but like molded

into the dash perfectly he's done a block of a really nice speaker system in it he's done all sorts

of like uh what do you call it like a graphic equalizer on the screen like a custom car and he's

like yeah i just always love these just kind of wanted to do on how i wanted to cool you are an

incredible man is it it's a project god i think he says in that yeah i've been working

for a few years and it's like but just so cool he's like yeah i found it out in i think

Arizona or something i found in america brought it over here i just wanted to chip away i'm doing

doing things that is perfect yeah that is you you are what i believe the ethos of tdc is with unlimited

money yeah if you go to the unlimited money i'd be going out and buying a starlet and doing

rest on mob stuff yeah that's what i would be doing that is it's so cool go out and have a look at it

you'll see like the fit and finish on it looks like i know it's like it's incredible oe and cut

if someone were to produce that and you're pulling it up for a million pounds to it yeah it's

it's that's how good it looks do well i saw the steering wheel i was like that perfect and it just

it doesn't fit again it's christian volcanic sex he's got access to all the best stuff in the world

and it's amazing even better he's listening to two thousand strum and bass nice that's what he's

like it cuts there's some instagram song over the top of it but it cuts for a moment it's him

doing a poll and you could hear 90s 90s 90s thousand like english drum and bass yeah christian mate

jump in as a fear yeah let's go on that award why is it a little rest on mob's a fear with

christian volcanic sex well i was going to say a little aside if you aren't aware there is a company

in the uk called retro power who we went and saw them years ago because i've been obsessed with them

for years they are essentially singer the 9-11 that does the rest of mod singer but for whatever

car you want if you have a fat enough checkbook and they're not we've met them they're not

well i'm not going to say not like singer but they're they're not just like we're here for

you need to have a bottomless pit of money but they're like we will do whatever to make this car

perfect which usually requires quite a hefty amount of money and that is why i mean

of one of their customers it's proof of how good their work is he's gauded Murray the zesty shirt man

himself gauded Murray said i'm not doing it i want these guys to do it they big my books

about that they didn't export mark one yeah with it wasn't a millington diamond engine was it

it was a minute that we we did a video on the alpha junior than millington that one i'm

quite popular for doing that doing because the millington that was a it's a four-base or a

voxel base yeah um so it's an alpha with a voxel base engine but it's a proper high revving

forcing and uh that but they they are go go and have a look at some of their cars they've just finished

an austin a leg row a car that i couldn't care less about i do not enjoy but it has

complement of ml looking wheels it has a completely retrimmed interior and it's not just retrimmed

it's like redesigned yeah with different stitching and things their attention to detail is incredible

it's one of my dreams to just go back to their unit and talk to them and chill with them i'll bet

even when i was at ct the one company i kept looking for jobs for wow i did i don't genuinely did

i would less would exist oh yeah but edwin would be no lame behind you yeah i'd be making

teas for them and i'd be happy because i'm not talented enough for fabricator or mechanic to go

anywhere near their cars yeah the the other thing i loved about the the spring video is i

i want to i might be a son i don't know it doesn't say it's true yeah there's someone else in the

passenger seat and uh really quite giving it the beans but then it cuts to a clip of and it's

Instagram as heck it's just on a dark road at night yeah and they just look that he's revving it

and then he just launches and it's no hands on the wheel shift oh yeah no this is illegal

yeah but it's just christian von kernick's instagram we're going to do arrested

it's the fastest man alive yeah not anymore not anymore not since you weren't that thinking i'll come back

with christian von kernick's egg quick aside sorry then dot he's a record holder at shelsi wall

oh yeah well we don't have i've tried to have that confund that we don't think now as of right now

we believe bennie's the slowest man up the shelsi wall she'll go at least the the day four wheels

i have the stats my quickest time in in the ninkinonk up the hill was 88 seconds that is very slow

a quick car will do it in 45 but perspective that was still slower than me in the muck stopping

every 100 meters or so to do a 30 second burn out in place and everyone five seconds sorry no i

was 83 seconds i went in 88 second burn out yes that was as long as been out so his longest

continuous burnout was longer by five seconds longer than my quickest part of the hell nice

so what else we got what else do we got i should have kept on the list out this is what i'm putting

just the other day sclergy tea high wickum of course so in high wickum or just wickum i can't

remember there is a port of dealer which needs to be if you're not English yes not too far away it's

on my way home so i drove past it all the time i'm not that into porches but credit it is a

conticle any man's fancy i believe but they have portrait dealerships especially in the well

what i've seen in the uk they're usually quite nice very well presented they normally have quite

show on the people driving past and they have this window it almost looks like part of the building

has been lifted up for a window it looks really cool and they always have something on display there

few months ago they had a nine six four really really cool but drove past it i just distracted

me for a while it's just a career of GT and then it's oh and maybe you know when you have dealerships

do this sometimes i don't know how they do it or why they do it or how it comes about where they go

you know i'm just going to whack an old car yeah just chuck some old cars and i've seen it with four

dealers where they go right have an escort the end of you and i think Park Lane did it with it

yeah where they went right we're going to have modified like 395 cool stuff in the three

that kind of stuff but more dealerships need to do that stuff yeah because that it's just cool

that's the stuff that converts a kid into a an obsessive for that car they go cool i want that

thing one day but the funnily enough on the same same topic i saw today there was a video posted

by Porsche i think it was yesterday now so we are weak or two back for you guys that they did in

a collaboration with lot the automobile in in France in Paris but it is a it's a celebration video

of the career GT and it's almost it gives me you'll know it the forza db9 kind of thing with

Jeremy clocks in the rating yeah that's like celebrating cars or the what's the other one

car remember the other one but it's it's like it feels like a genuine nod to Porsche realizing how

special that car is yeah and i would very much urge you to go and watch it it will be a it will

make you feel something and it feels great i love a crew GT still makes me feel like a child when

i see what i feel that an Enzo i feel like a kid again um yeah courage is great again it's not

Porsche man i saw that there i was just a great shape we were watching a video of i was trying

to explain it to my girlfriend the other day a video i don't know if it was about this last one

of Edward monday he has a crew GT and there's a video of his that he shifts quite quickly which

isn't a crew GT isn't a touristy hard but then the second shift is literally the

and that is one of i think to me one of the most iconic car noises on earth quick shift to cool

sometimes on some things but again even on the glado to be fair i've been watching videos of them

on the internet you have eager ones and that has a certain thing where it has it's not super fast

because you want to hear a hurricane like a hurricane and all right you have this immediate shift

that it loses something something away where it's just already not CVT like but it's all a bit too

smooth where you've got that big pause that it's breath in almost and then going again it's not as

fast no but i think it sounds better and it's a bit more more dramatic it's it's a theater

it's a human body breathing in and then and then letting a noise out like Ben went like that's

designed oh yeah sorry actually we have something to talk about that we say from last week

yeah now Ben no no you're one of your cars that you'd like they're a bit too expensive right now but

you said you still like them is GT86 right yes i would love it but yeah sorry would you like to know

what the diameter of the exhaust tips on the GT86 are sure they're 86 millimeters how does that make you feel

just quinsons is it they just happened to make it and they measured it went oh interesting fine

okay that's different though it's okay interesting the light argument was the i said they

applied the meaning to it afterwards okay whereas this is just a technique a specification

but do you think they applied do you think they chose that six eight six mil or do you think that

what they probably as they were doing it when yeah okay whatever or maybe they maybe they name

the car after exhaust okay but no honestly do you think they do you think that was chosen after

do you think that was a that doesn't bother me as much why because the the tensor that the

ten light thing is stupid but why it's the same things they don't feel quite similar no because

there's no there's no there's no stupid design jargon why it's literally it's just they go on

make it the same as name where is it what I don't know what I'm saying do you like the full GT

than you one second the 2005 yeah oh um sure what about the one after that

sure why what's the what's the new one they just have it written in their headlight as well

oh then you want to do do you think it was it just a pattern that went oh that looks

like GT they wrote the word for GT have like hundred and a hundred is in the second generation

2005 for GT that liked say 100 yes so there is a like an indicator light that is straight up

and then there is a halogen bulb and halogen bulb to say one zero zero and the other side it says

zero zero one we are climbing see that but it's yeah so you've got to look one hang on one

and then zero oh I don't know about that I don't know it feels it feels somewhere in between for me

why is that I don't know I'm not saying the designers don't design things I'm just saying that

a lot of time there's that sort of thing where where I feel like they apply the meaning afterwards

would you like that as on purpose the the GT86 one I don't really know would you like

to know something uh so Evian our our well and I was very good friend Evian who actually happens

to be partly involves designing cream merch which is like oh my god he said I said he'd listen to

the podcast and he said let me just find it very mind he's coming to us saying right so this is

what the band we're talking about cream and going this is what it means we can get a better idea

of how the merch works so and so this is Evian's whole life is designed law I'm just listening to

the latest podcast I'm at RN and I just hit Ben's stress over car design stuff it's literally

me everything needs meaning although I do call it the bullshit production if you find the meaning

after it's designed which also does happen a lot that's what I was saying I have no issue with the

meaning that the one hundred thing that's obviously on purpose did you take a six thing I'm in

between on that one but the the lights on the hour six do you think the 86 thing is more feasible

than the ten lights that were specifically designed for the V10 believe that but they were they are

different to the normal car yeah but I think it's because they drew it and it looked good but

it was a coincidence why would they make the lights different because it looks more aggressive

but it doesn't it does no the lights don't look different it looks cooler we all think it looks

cool why do they look cooler you think someone just went you know design is better in this is

wide arch event V10 twin turbo thing better I have nothing more LEDs well that's the design thing

though isn't there is nothing of like just just by the way if you're designing it like just

chuck some just chuck an amount in there I don't like the jargon okay allow my opinion please

please shout out Evie thank you sorry if anyone else got any more of those those facts please

keep them rolling because we can we can keep feeding those to Ben there will be loads of them I

know that I'm not denying also I'm not necessarily correct here I'm not claiming to be the

all-seeing eye okay I just personally don't like it you look quite violent about the last one

you you really left some bruises on maybe why it's just it's just I don't you did get quite

agitated it's sort of you're red in the face I think I made a one comment and then it became a

thing you started punching the walls and we were outside um anyway JK hey he's coming now he's not

now JK still we still would love to have you on the podcast whether that ever happens we don't

know but more important than that we've talked multiple times about the fact that JK

lead singer because it is a group of jimira quay the the band of the 90s and early 2000s mega car man

and the the the best music video of all-time cosmic girl features an F40 a Diablo SE 30 and a 355 which

was pretty much brand new back in the day he has just recently taken a 355 and repainted it

as a GTS as well um target top one repainted it in the Diablo SE 30 Viola per I think it's

Viola SE 30 is wonderful um that looks fantastic incredible yeah and I'm usually really not a fan

of cars with like aftermarket paint if that makes sense but god it's perfect it's wonderful

it's wonderful the only thing I did notice he's got aftermarket real lights on it it's a the 355

the F50 the 550 575 and the 360 and our 355 replica and our 355 replica all share the same

real lights they're just units that you can buy in well I think they were bought like from a what

you call it like a wholesale thing back in the day they were designed by them um but you can now

get like a retro modern thing that looks like a modern Ferrari light looks like a like a thin

like the one we saw it in exactly same like Monterey which I don't know if you know we went to

Monterey car week this you haven't mentioned that yeah and we saw those lights and they're brighter

812 looking like smoked a little bit darker they do look much more modern but I don't know how

much they fit on an older car yeah but anyway he has those lights on them but hey man JK's

modified cars yeah sounds like he needs to take a trip to TDC and the little challenge with us

little cream podcast yeah I guess we'll come to you we don't care please is that as well he

talked about the podcast the latest in general I'm saying to JK that we will be we let us know

a time and a place it could be in Australia you know we'll be there how about we plan out seven days

in June hey sunny sunny as well yeah preferably the weather is yeah quite clear there's no little

here Ben Ben's a big old these are generic why song yeah I feel like you'd like to

I don't know that much about the music okay that's okay you don't use it because those are

meeting I know I know I know they hit the lyrics afterwards you just have some of the hits

big hits like the cosmic girls start with cosmic girl start with expand to a candy you know

and just just go through just go through I'm going in the country that's candy so then that's

pretty much it we got anecdotes wise so we have a forum-ish question we do I believe is that

is that all you have that we don't have a list that is that is everything we have

lovely we think of an argument to have I think we've had quite a few argument okay this one might

start argument okay that's what's good so you don't feel about it this was an email sent in from a

lovely creamer called Lewis I won't say sir names we'll keep your your privacy and not

and non-emouse it says the subject is no subject shaky start hello sir creamers a lot sorry

sir creams a lot I was recently given a situation where a close friend to me has bought a Mustang

brackets the four cylinder one not no no and now keeps referring to it as the stang

every time he says this I start to cringe and I've started avoiding mentioning it at all

is this normal cheers Lewis now absolutely yes that is tough yes yeah the stang you can't

now I will say on on the flip side of it some he's proud of his new car it's fair he's happy he's

excited he probably is has has you know if you're referring to it as a stang you've probably

are aware of the cultural significance of a Mustang yeah you've as a kid you probably like them

whatever you see movie see bullet so I can't knock the fact that you're excited by a new car

hey you're part of the club you're a car person you just don't have the best taste right now

but at the same time your Mustang it's engine is called an eco boost if you if you're calling it a

stang because it's half of the eight it's not a Mustang yeah then I can get it it's just the

must it's a must please okay there you go there's your solution start calling it the must

until he refuses it stops call it the stang that's a good way now he didn't mention

if it was a coupé or even an auto because it could go further downhill could be bad and whether he's

modified it with because we're mirroring the US we saw some tough sites where you saw the amount of

shellbees we saw I didn't know they made shellbees with V6 GT500 with an auto V6 yeah tough to see

didn't know that existed but there's there's a lot of that sort of stuff you see it on Instagram a lot

with people that post general traffic is the classic meme and see and see careful buddy PC

careful buddy each one of those babboys pushing 400s yeah yeah a classic classic meme is that

he's calling it the stang better or worse than naming it I was gonna ask the exact same question

we're calling it oh I bought my stang I'd rather it is called damn Jerry no I'd rather the stang

yeah no I'd rather the stang the stang feels almost ironic exactly where is if you call it damn

or Dave or Greg yeah Greg it's like we shall act Greg the irony is not there

if it's calling it the stang do it to us when they go oh yeah he's just in the garage

nah there is in that now weird to be fair we are guilty of doing that we've had lots of comments saying

why do you always refer to cars at parts as he and that is gen it's one of those things where

you do something ironically and you do it so much so much that it becomes non-ironic yes now just

that is a that is it's usually done as a joke but I do non-ironically hate the he's just now

I've got to pick him up from the from the workshop nah man he's the guy he's a guy it's the car

that's my car wow that's that's TDC somebody that's actually true that's my car's I don't think it

could ever when I don't think it's ever acceptable children children can name cars I thought

you were saying naming children's okay naming children as well as dogs yeah this is my child

uh dad yeah that's completely fair enough my child what do you call it that why don't you

just call it it that's what it is what's his mom with it what's his mom's number this is my 2005

Dan what's the vid number on it but you know no I've never I've never not cringed at the naming of a

car yes I know many of us many of our listeners will be calling gang what I don't you like that

that is the beauty the beauty the beauty and the fact that we like different things about cars

I like it as an object not as a friend is it worse than giving it a not like your own nickname like

uh that's uh the beast see again that's in an in an ironic way I think that's what most people

do it ironically and if you even if they're not doing it ironically it's funny enough

but it's fine yeah I remember knowing someone I say no coming across no not all the time meeting

someone that's better um and it was a uh I don't know how much I could say about it without

people finding it that's all right Ben Ben said it's okay it was the monster and it was a

clear no it was it was related to the stuff so it was related to venom okay and uh it had all

these badges and names and blah blah blah and even the number plate was related to that um it was

a Peugeot RCZ okay interesting and I don't actually think there's any car like get away with it

no sort of sort of making it sort of superhero thing but it did it was tough the thing the thing

I I think often with that sort of stuff is that it tends to be someone who has gone all in on the

theme yeah which I can respect the amount of work and time it's taken to go on team you and find

those badges you know to go on eBay the dignity you've had to destroy to find that red strip of

RGB I think you know but you have put time and effort into the car yeah and therefore as far as

you know TDC is concerned and we're concerned you are part of the club you don't like it

I just think it's horrible I will I will never abuse you to your face unless you're Benjamin

which but I will I'm allowed to do it in private and on the most popular automotive podcast

in the United Kingdom but and that is something I always mean to say whenever we talk about this topic

you're you're allowed to be mean about things and I people say like oh but it's you know you're

doing it behind someone's back that's better that is better I'm not here to tear anyone down

in front of them then but apart from it but I hope that there are people that look at my cars

and go oh wrong with that yeah cool yeah I'm fine with that yeah because I know I'm right and

you're not yeah no because that that is the beauty of this yeah as if if I give you the same car

you're not going to modify it the same as me yeah and that's better there's variants

there's opinions there would be you know exactly what they're like I like onions and everybody has

layers okay also that quite fair I think that's I think that's all right I don't think I've got

anything more by centennial number fit not all that means 5.0 50 F the stave the 5.0 the 5.0 the 5.0

what's two weeks to the big boy the one year the one year it hasn't been one year we've been over

one year already because we've missed a few weeks we have definitely missed a few weeks yeah we

went live in like October on you I this is all you know just no one cares yeah no one cares but

we're roughly a year of cream so happy birthday cream happy birthday to all the creamers I don't know

you don't creamers at the start but you are creamers now go go give yourself a birthday creaming

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