C.R.E.A.M. #58 - Elon's Flying Car, TVR Returns and Drive Thru Mechanics
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C.R.E.A.M. #58 - Elon's Flying Car, TVR Returns and Drive Thru Mechanics
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Part
clutch
A clutch is a part of a car that helps you change gears. It connects and disconnects the engine from the wheels, making it easier to drive and shift gears.
Car
Range Rover
The Range Rover is a fancy SUV that can drive off-road and is very comfortable inside. It's known for being a luxury vehicle.
Car
Ford Ranger
The Ford Ranger is a type of truck that can carry heavy loads and is great for outdoor adventures. It's popular because it's tough and can be used for both work and fun.
Car
Acura CL
The Acura CL is a stylish two-door car that offers a mix of luxury and sportiness. It's designed for people who want a nice-looking car that's also fun to drive.
Car
CL
The CL is a luxury two-door car from Mercedes-Benz that is designed for comfort and performance. It's stylish and has powerful engines, making it a great choice for a smooth ride.
Car
Honda S2000
The Honda S2000 is a small sports car that has two seats and is famous for being fun to drive. It has a powerful engine that can rev very high, making it exciting for driving enthusiasts.
Term
polybushed
Polybushing means changing the rubber parts in a car's suspension to a tougher material called polyurethane. This helps the car handle better and feel more responsive when driving.
Part
tires
Tires are the round rubber parts that help a car move and grip the road. They are important for driving safely and smoothly.
Part
RPF-1
The RPF-1 is a type of wheel made by a company called Enkei. It's known for being lightweight and is often used in racing and performance cars.
Term
235-40-17
235-40-17 is a way to describe a tire's size. The first number is how wide the tire is, the second number tells you how tall the tire's side is compared to its width, and the last number is the size of the wheel it fits on.
Term
tire width
Tire width is how wide a tire is from side to side. A wider tire can help a car grip the road better, but it needs enough space in the car's wheel area to fit properly.
Car
Mercedes-Benz C55
The Mercedes-Benz C55 is a sportier version of their C-Class sedan, designed for better performance and handling.
Car
BMW E36
The BMW E36 is a model of the 3 Series that was made in the 1990s. It's liked for being fun to drive and has a sporty feel.
Car
Land Rover Range Rover
The Range Rover is a fancy SUV that can drive on tough terrains while keeping you comfortable inside. It's known for being stylish and is often seen as a status symbol.
Part
subwoofer
A subwoofer is a speaker that makes deep sounds, like bass. It's used in car audio systems to make music sound better, especially for low notes.
Car
Ford Fiesta
The Ford Fiesta is a small car that is easy to drive and park. It's known for being budget-friendly and good on gas.
Car
Tesla Roadster
The Tesla Roadster is a fast electric sports car made by Tesla. It's designed to be very quick and has a lot of new technology that makes it different from regular cars.
Car
Tesla Cybertruck
The Tesla Cybertruck is a new electric truck that looks very different from regular trucks. It's designed to be strong and eco-friendly, which makes it interesting to many people.
Term
0-60 time
0-60 time is how long it takes a car to go from a complete stop to going 60 miles per hour. It's often used to show how fast a car can accelerate.
Brand
Pagani
Pagani is a brand that makes very fast and expensive sports cars. They are known for their special designs and high quality.
Car
Pagani Utopia
The Pagani Utopia is a very high-end sports car made by the company Pagani. It's famous for being incredibly fast and having a very unique look that stands out from other cars.
Car
Pagani Zonda R
The Pagani Zonda R is a supercar made for racing and track days. It's very fast and has a unique design, but it's not meant for regular street driving.
Term
Porsche Tunnel Mode
Porsche Tunnel Mode is a special setting in some Porsche cars that changes how the car sounds and performs when you're driving through a tunnel. It makes the driving experience more exciting by enhancing the engine sounds.
Term
transmission downshifts
Downshifting is when a car changes to a lower gear, making the engine go faster. This helps the car speed up quickly or slow down more effectively.
Car
Porsche 911S
The Porsche 911 is a famous sports car that many people recognize. It's known for being fast and having a unique shape.
Car
Porsche 911 GT3 RS
The Porsche 911 GT3 RS is a super-fast sports car built for racing. It's known for being very fun to drive and has a sleek design.
Car
Renault Twingo
The Renault Twingo is a small car that's perfect for driving in the city. It's easy to park and has a fun design.
Term
Coyote engine
The Coyote engine is a powerful V8 engine used in some Ford cars, especially the Mustang. It's known for being strong and giving the car good speed.
Car
Ford Mustang
The Ford Mustang is a popular sports car that has been around for many years. It's known for being fast and stylish, making it a favorite among car enthusiasts.
Car
Griffith
The Griffith is a sports car made by a British company called TVR. It's known for being light and fast, and it was popular in the 1990s.
Car
TVR Cerbera
The TVR Cerbera is a sports car from the UK that stands out because of its unique look and strong V8 engine. It's known for being fast and fun to drive.
Term
V8 engine
A V8 engine is a powerful engine with eight cylinders that helps cars go fast. It's commonly found in sports cars and trucks because it provides a lot of strength.
Car
C4 Corvette
The C4 Corvette is a type of sports car made by Chevrolet, produced between 1984 and 1996. It's known for its unique design and fast performance.
Car
Tesla Model
Car
Tesla Model 3
The Tesla Model 3 is a popular electric car that has a simple design and a big screen inside that controls most of its functions.
Car
Mercedes-Benz Aclass
The Mercedes-Benz A-Class is a small, fancy car that offers a lot of comfort and tech features. It's a good choice for someone looking for a luxury vehicle without being too big.
Car
BMW M3
The BMW M3 is a fast and powerful car that is part of the BMW family. It's known for being fun to drive and has a sporty design that many people love.
Car
Bugatti Veyron
The Bugatti Veyron is one of the fastest and most expensive cars ever made. It's known for its incredible speed and luxury features.
Car
Fiat Punto
The Fiat Punto 3 Doors is a small car that's easy to drive and park in the city. It's a budget-friendly option for those looking for a simple vehicle.
Car
Peugeot 106S
The Peugeot 106 is a tiny car that's great for getting around town. It's known for being cheap to run and easy to park.
Car
Volkswagen Golfs
The Volkswagen Golf is a small car that's easy to drive and great for everyday use. It's popular because it's reliable and has a good amount of space inside.
Car
Ford Fiesta ST
The Ford Fiesta ST is a small, sporty car that's really fun to drive. It's popular because it offers good performance without costing too much.
Car
Ford Focus RS
The Ford Focus RS is a sporty version of the regular Focus car, designed for people who love to drive fast. It's known for being fun and exciting on the road.
Car
Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross
The Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross is a small SUV that offers a mix of style and space. It's good for people who want a versatile vehicle for everyday use.
Car
BMW M5
The BMW M5 is a fast and luxurious car that offers a thrilling driving experience. It's designed for people who want both comfort and speed.
Car
Opel Zafira
The Opel Zafira is a family car that has a lot of space inside for passengers and luggage. It's designed for people who need to carry more than just a few people.
Car
Infiniti Q45
The Infiniti Q45 is a comfortable luxury car that was made to compete with other high-end sedans. It's known for being smooth and stylish.
Car
Ford Model
The Ford Model T is one of the first cars that many people could afford. It changed how cars were made and helped more people get around.
Car
Bentley Continental Gt Supersport
The Bentley Continental GTC Supersports is a super-luxurious convertible car that's really fast and stylish. It's perfect for those who want to drive in comfort and style.
Car
Nissan Gtr
The Nissan GT-R is a super-fast sports car that has a lot of cool technology. The Nismo version is even more powerful and is loved by car fans.
Car
Aston Martin V12 Vantage
The Aston Martin V12 Vantage is a fancy sports car that goes really fast and looks amazing. It's made for people who want a high-end driving experience.
Car
Land Defenders
The Land Rover Defender is a tough SUV that can handle rough terrains and is built for adventure. It's popular with people who love the outdoors.
Car
Ford Gt
The Ford GT is a very fast and stylish sports car that Ford made to celebrate its racing history. It's known for being powerful and eye-catching.
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Be well, so I'm bloke a Cessna, watching a businessman fly past in his tax-related business.
Hello and welcome back to the 58th Cars Rule Everything Around Me podcast, where we answer the question,
whether cars rule or ruin everything around us this week with myself, Edwin, William to my left,
and Benjamin behind the camera. Hello. I have to rush it through to beat the hello there.
Before we begin the podcast, we have to answer the question whether cars do rule or ruin.
William?
Again, it's another rule just because there's no reason to ruin.
Okay.
Glado has a clutch now.
Yeah.
A new clutch, which is great, and the old clutch was actually haggard.
There'll be a video, or has been a video at this stage.
On that, the clutch was definitely confirmed culprit of the gear changing issue.
Other than that, it's good.
I did sit in a ranger over the other day, and sit in it, and I was like,
I need to fix this just to get some bits old, and now the weather has turned,
and I'm like, it is a good winter daily.
This is what I was going to ask, because we went out in the CL earlier,
and you said, I am getting bored of the CL.
Part of that is the music thing.
I genuinely think it is the music.
I'm just driving it around in silence.
Your driving's got worse.
The problem is, you're driving like a true CL driver.
You're now like doing, because at first, Will was just wafting about,
and now he's just doing pulls on every straight road.
That's the good thing about a ranger over is it doesn't allow that.
I can drive like a penis in the ranger over, but it doesn't do the same thing.
Are you sure?
Whereas because the CL is a VA, and it's more like an actual car
than a land yacht like the ranger over is,
you think, I should be able to have some fun in this, but you can't.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I didn't think this would happen, but I might crossroads here.
But it's a rule overall, pretty much.
I think the CL goes.
I think that ranger over comes back.
I think he gets a second win.
That's my belief.
It could be.
I've ordered six, seven hundred quid's worth of parts to get that castle.
See that?
It's 90th minute.
He's come back in.
Stoppage time.
I mean, who do you want to step up for the final penalty
in the Champions League final?
It's the ranger over 4.4.
It's Mr. Rover himself.
Ben.
Oh, is it going to be my fourth, fifth ruin of the world?
What's your ruin this time?
My tires.
Well, let's go back, Ben.
Let's go back.
So, I have an S2000 in my possession.
He's now, he's now, he's polybushed.
He's back.
It's great.
The other day, so I got that, so today is Wednesday.
I got the car back on late on Friday of last week,
and then decided I was going to bring it home.
It decided to flood.
I thought, great, that's nice for a lower car.
So I left it here.
On Monday, I'm like, cool, I'm going to have my first drive in it
with the polybushes aligned, everything.
And we went to lunch, and these guys went,
I'll go in one car and I'll go in the other one.
So I went in the other one in my car
and went on this very bumpy road
and there's some rubbing.
Sure, a little bit.
That's fine.
You get that.
And then I just heard like proper rubbing
and turns out one of the tabs.
Someone had a walkie-talkie next to you.
Yeah, yeah, one of the tabs on the front arch
where the arch liner,
the arch liner mounts had decided to go,
you know what?
I'm not going to be cutting into your tire.
You are.
I fancy a bit of tire today.
I think I'm going to eat that.
Sorry, yeah.
You cut my tire something very fierce.
And yeah, so that I had to buy new tires for it
because the tires...
And we also did, we rolled the front arches
so that now they are unable to rub.
He very kindly gave himself to my car once again.
Oh, sure.
For hours and saw it out.
So it shouldn't rub now,
but I have had to fit new tires.
And you're not happy with them.
They're lovely.
Anyway, everybody...
You don't want to talk about that?
No.
Okay.
Yeah, I can.
Ben's running stretch tires.
Not stretch tires.
I mean, if it was a T-shirt,
I'd say it's looking a bit tight.
I'd say it's gone in the dry one too many times.
Basically, I don't know anything about wheels.
I've learnt this.
Wheels are stupid.
They're round?
You know that?
I know that much.
You know a good amount, then?
I know that the tire size,
if people who know tires
may be able to understand this,
the tire size on the RPF-1
the actual size is 235-40-17,
which is apparently I've learnt
a very annoying tire size.
Now, when you say that,
is that the thing that
what people are suggesting to run
or is that just what was on it previously?
Because the tires that were on there previously
were not necessarily the correct tires.
Yeah, some people run,
I think you can go up to 255.
255 is chunky,
but obviously because it's so small tolerances
in the wheel arch,
you can't really run really thick, boys.
So I thought, yeah,
I'll go a little bit stretched
and I'll give myself some more room
and I'll tell you, they look awful.
So I'm now running 225s.
We found photos of 225s of other tire brands
and they didn't look stretched.
Well, they looked a little bit,
but these ones have come out looking...
I mean, before we've mounted them,
they looked a little bit stretchy.
They came off the truck being delivered
and I looked and I was like,
oh, for God's sake,
why am I like this?
Ben was unhappy the moment he saw it.
He was so excited as well.
He was like, my tires are here.
And then we heard,
that's how you know you've been corrupted, Ben,
because what that should have been is a moment of joy
because you would have thought, great,
I can now drive my car with no problems.
But now you're thinking,
I'm going to get bullied here.
It doesn't look that bad.
It doesn't look terrible.
It just looks stretched.
The front actually sort of suits it in a way,
the way that the front sits in the arch.
I mean, the rear needs to come down,
but it doesn't look...
I don't know.
So it looks interesting.
Another set of tires in the horizon.
So yeah, they'll do me for now
and then I'll...
And what about the tires?
Yeah, exactly.
But yeah, I'll...
I don't know.
So it's a ruin for those reasons.
It has been a tumultuous week for me.
No, it has been...
It's a ruin.
It is definitely a ruin.
First things first,
I finally pulled in my Mercedes.
Now, you might remember from many months ago,
I'll dive into this in a video,
so I won't leave too much.
I will leave some of it on the table.
But I had to take my car to a specialist
and for three months it sat.
Nothing happened because they said
there was a part that was not available anymore.
And then they went bust.
I got the car back.
Sorry, then they also went out.
And then I put the car up on the ramp this weekend,
found that they had lost most of my under trace,
which is impossible to find for a C55.
Nice.
The transmission service they were supposed to have done,
they half arsed and everything was held in with hand,
not even hand tight, just hand threaded bolts
and found that the issue was not an issue all along.
I fixed it.
So, you'll see that in a video.
That was very annoying.
So, that's three months I haven't had that car
and I wanted to sell it and it should have been sat.
But is he now coming into daily rotation?
It might have to be because it's the perfect timing.
Today it's node.
And I drove to work in a slammed BTCC style E36.
It wasn't great.
Even without the power to skid, it's still sketchy.
So, and that brings us on to another run.
A friend of ours said,
my mate was thinking of selling his Range Rover Classic.
I said, tell me about this.
It's blue or black.
I said, how fortuitous for me.
And he said, yeah, I think you might sell it.
It's got some work you need to do, but it could be potentially cheap.
Got excited, got very excited.
And then he messaged me and said, yeah, he doesn't want to sell it.
Stop selling, buddy.
I try to sell it.
I actually won't.
I tried again.
I tried and said, look, come on.
He said, I don't want to sell it.
Because at that point, you then need to offer more.
You need to offer a healthy sum.
Which I don't want to do.
So, I've decided I want a black Range Rover Classic
for winter and beyond.
So, I need to look forward.
I'm frustrated.
I just want a car, man.
You were very excited when you heard about that.
I'm so excited.
That was a real punch to the gut.
But on brighter notes, the golf behind us and the fiesta,
we're really going now.
We're really shifting now.
Golf looking great.
It's actually quite cool.
So, we've done some body bits today
and then we've got the wheels to go on tomorrow,
which I'm very excited for.
Friday, we're going to an audio place.
We're going to an audio place as well for the fiesta.
And I've just been informed as of yesterday
that it will be getting a twin 12 inch subwoofer set up in the food.
So, that car.
In the size of a fiesta.
The bits we fitted may well vibrate off of it.
Well, once we've got that going,
that's going to be good.
I can't wait for that.
So, overall, that is two rules on a ruin.
Two rules on a ruin.
One ruin in a rule.
That's not true.
So, one of those things was tricky.
Okay.
So, we move on to things.
Things and anecdotes and stuff and notes.
Elon Musk's flying car James Bond,
which is something I put in.
I was listening to Joe Rogan,
Elon Musk podcast because there are just
interesting things in there sometimes.
I'm probably a fraction of the way through it.
But he started talking about his car stuff.
And normally I phase out here because he's talking about
Joe Rogan starts talking about his tuned Tesla
and then he goes, yeah, that's cool.
You should see this new.
It's just boring.
He's talking about the Tesla Roadster,
which was this thing they talked about many years ago.
It's coming.
It's going to do 9,000 miles an hour,
not 60 in less than zero seconds and whatever.
But he's now doubled down on that.
Okay.
He's beyond doubled down on that and saying,
it's still coming.
It's still coming,
but it will be beyond what you've ever thought.
He said, it's basically not even a car anymore.
Okay.
He said, imagine every James Bond gadget,
it's more than that.
Okay.
He's just going to be driving down the road with
1847s firing out the car.
He kind of hinted at it being a flying car.
Also, I was listening to it.
I was like, look, come on, man.
Because he said, I can't say too much,
but he's thinking there may be a demo
or some sort of prototype or something
to show this year.
Well, sorry, this is November.
We've got like a month and a half
to get this flying space James Bond car.
His employees listening to this?
No, no, no, no.
We've only drawn it so far.
I'm interested because it's different
to like other crap,
but it is still electric,
so it's not going to be that interesting.
But with gadgets and stuff,
I could be swayed.
The thing that is interesting,
as much as I hate the Cybertruck,
it is different.
Like they did pull off the thing that they said,
which was it's not going to be like anything else.
Fine.
So if you can do the same thing, fine.
But I also, it's been,
it's been hyped too much.
It's like GTA 6.
It's going to be the best thing you've ever seen.
You're going to ruin it for yourself.
You think that needs to be unbelievable.
And in an electric car, I just don't see it.
It would have to do something.
So it would have to fly.
Yeah.
Actually have to fly like successfully.
For anyone to go.
Okay.
I just like the idea that that's just,
it just drops like a normal thing.
By the way,
you can buy this car tomorrow.
You can fly now.
Are you in America?
I'll see you in a bit.
Oh, you can fly now.
I'm going to get in the car.
Lawmakers around the world.
No, no, you can't.
You cannot do that actually.
You can't just be on the M25 and go,
I'm just going to leave.
I can't bother with this.
I'm off.
No.
I'm blocking a Cessna.
Watching a businessman fly past in his tax right off Cessna.
Now personally, I don't believe it.
I just, I just don't.
I don't, they're never going to,
okay, fine.
You can design whatever you want.
But at the end of the day,
you are a publicly trading company and these make profits.
You're not going to be going and putting all these
things in the car.
I could be wrong,
but they're going to go,
they might do an event where they go,
it does this.
It's never going to happen.
But this was believable
when it was the Tesla Roadster,
whatever it was.
It was just mad speed.
I mean, there was ranged figures,
I think that were ridiculous.
It was like 600 miles in 2017.
But still,
but it's like stuff that's sort of feasible now.
If you look at what Rimmack
and stuff doing,
but now he's like,
he's going to fly
and shoot baddies from a distance
and eject a seat for your Nan.
This is what noise about it though,
because,
in 2017 when that was announced,
cool.
It was like 1.1 seconds to 60
and it's going to be,
and that is all impressive.
And at the time,
the quickest car to 6 was like 2.3.
Cool.
I think actually maybe originally it was 1.9 to 6 or something.
But you wait eight years
and then it's not that impressive anymore.
Yeah, exactly.
You can't be like,
yeah, it's going to do that in 2040, mate.
I think that's why they're now thinking,
because he was asked on it
and he was like,
it's actually going to be even more crazy.
It's going to be even more mental.
They said a couple of years ago,
when the last update on this thing
has never shown
that it will have like rocket thrusters,
but it's like compressed air at the rear,
which will help it accelerate faster.
Good Murray right now,
writing something down.
Good Murray stroking his mustache.
I thought it was going to be so different.
I'm not a huge Elon Musk hater
about this sort of thing.
I don't really care,
but it's just,
I just feel like it just doesn't,
it doesn't feel real to me.
It feels like it's something that you say.
Vaporware.
Yeah.
The classic of,
it's going to do everything.
It's going to solve everything.
You're just taking...
You won't believe what it's going to do.
It's going to be all modes of transport.
If you get to a train track,
pop it on the rails,
you go,
and then you get to an airport
on the taxiway,
off you go, boat.
You can do all of it.
It's not rate of a boat,
but you can.
You want to go and see the Titanic?
We're off.
They've been taking deposits
for 80 years for it.
There are people,
I think if you get the,
I don't know if this might not be right,
but I believe if you get the
founder edition,
like the first one,
I think it is,
you had to pay for it up front.
The whole thing.
There's like 200 grand or something.
So you pay for that.
You can cancel it obviously,
but like,
you're then just 200 grand down
to the bank.
It's just a bank help.
Yeah.
You just,
yeah,
well it's not going up in value,
is it?
It's not great.
Oh, sorry.
By the way,
you don't have to take the money back
because your car might fly.
Although if you put,
do you actually,
if you,
if you pay 200 K to them,
right?
Right.
And then you get a really fun
of 200 grand eight years later.
Surely that is actually your up.
Nope.
Your inflation,
your down.
Oh, wait.
I mean,
200 grand is worth less.
Yeah.
Technically,
not a financial advice.
Right.
What we got next.
So something we meant to talk
about last time out was
from you Benjamin,
buy flat,
get a Pagani.
I love the sound of this.
So there is a,
a tower block in Miami.
In Slough.
Wait,
if you buy a Pagani,
they'll give you a tower block.
It's changed.
I've just had to read it through.
It's changed.
Originally it said that
if you buy the flat,
you get an allocation
for Pagani Utopia.
Wow.
An allocation.
Why didn't you get to
buy the car?
You don't pay for it.
Obviously,
you don't get a free car.
But I just read that same post
I saw and now it's saying,
edit, if you buy the car,
you get the flat.
So it's a mystery.
So hold on.
So it's not this one.
It's not the classic one
that was the Zonda R
mounted to a wall in Miami.
I don't know.
I know that they are
building a tower block of
the,
like it's called a Pagani
something.
The Pagani towers.
I originally read that
it was you buy the penthouse
and you get a Utopia
allocation.
Okay.
You get it.
Well, if you just go to Pagani
and go, can I have a Utopia?
They go, yeah, sure.
Yeah.
You just buy it.
Do you just also want to buy a
house?
They go, what?
No.
I want my car.
I know, but this does
have more doors.
So these are penthouses
and a toilet to Pagani
residences.
Whoa.
30 million and 28 and a half
million dollar penthouses.
Now.
Now I'm assuming
there is a wait list
or whatever you might call it
for a Utopia.
For a Utopia.
But you're
paying a pretty
penthouse.
You could, you could just
wait and then do because
it's Pagani.
Yeah.
Pagani's have the cool
thing where you can buy one
and then send it back.
I'm assuming though, if
you're a bajillion, yeah, you
kind of go, yeah.
Oh, well, well, one more
apartment.
I mean, what's that?
Do you care?
What's that?
Oh, 28 million.
My cat can live there.
Yeah.
My Pagani can live there.
That's what this guy did.
But I mean, yeah,
it's interesting.
It's a weird one, but
yeah, it's kind of ultra
rich people stuff.
You're buying that
apartment.
How many of you
have you got allocations for
that bit?
Yeah, I'm doing one of the
two.
I'm either buying a car
and getting a flat or
buying a flat and getting a
car.
The 28th and 29th floor
penthouse one spans
12,200 square feet,
7,000 interior,
5,200 outdoor,
30 million dollars.
That's quite crazy.
It's quite the deposit.
You know what?
I'd put that in the
Tesla Roadster instead of
five of you.
You know what?
Just give it to Elon.
He'll make you fly.
He'll make your house
fly.
It's not a fancy device.
It's engine to that
space.
Next up,
Porsche Tunnel Mode
Patent.
Porsche Tunnel Mode.
That's a Porsche and a
tunnel.
Surely that's surely
I can't be right.
Now, Porsche have
apparently put through a
pattern.
I was sent this by Luke
actually from Supercar
Driver who we met at the
secret meet.
Basically,
Porsche patented a piece of
technology that means
if your car approaches a
tunnel, it will put the
windows down.
The car will put the windows
down.
Now,
four hundred minus two
degrees stop.
What are you doing?
As cool as this all
sounds, I don't get it.
No, because I mean,
it's a choice thing.
It's not like a patent.
Even they're like,
someone's going to make this.
This is the best idea we've
ever seen someone else
talking about it.
And they go,
we need to get on that.
Someone,
someone drove past the
Porsche director in a
tunnel and they watched the
window go down.
They went,
hold on.
If we could automate this.
Hold on.
Did you do that yourself?
No, no, no.
We've got to take this out
of the hands of people.
Did that drain your energy
doing that?
That's ridiculous.
Now hold on,
because surely there's a button
you have to press to enable it.
Well,
I'm assuming it's a modern car.
So I'm assuming it would be a
setting in a menu.
Right.
It would go like, do you want
tunnel mode on or off?
So you go through all the
menus, spending,
I don't know.
Let's call it 15 to 20 seconds.
Also finding the menus.
Like let's be real versus
clicking the button.
We're in a modern Porsche.
Yeah.
What are you really listening
to?
Like we're listening to
the take-hams going to have
it.
That's what I mean.
Like,
what we're hearing is,
oh man,
puts the window down,
gets the Jetsons noise.
Most modern cars are ridiculously
quiet or they just sound
like UT anyway.
So they basically saying,
you can make it louder
and we'll do the windows for you.
It just feels like when I read it,
I was like, if this is true,
so I believe it is,
how much of money does a
manufacturer have to waste
when there are people
sat in the room going,
that's what we're going to work
on.
That's the thing we did.
Tunnel mode.
Isn't there,
there's a Mercedes thing
that's the opposite.
It's also called tunnel mode.
Yeah, hold the recirculation
button.
You're coming up to a tunnel
or you're sitting in traffic
and there's stinky diesels
and you can hold the,
hold the button,
all of your windows go up
and then if you repress it,
it will,
they will go back to the
exact level that you had them
at, which is very cool.
Lovely things.
Now that makes sense.
Yeah, exactly.
That has a practical,
there is a use for that.
I mean,
most people will probably
forget that even,
it even exists.
Benjamin has returned to
the room.
There was a piece of news
out that Porsche has come
out of tunnel mode.
A little description here.
As the car approaches a tunnel
spotted by GPS cameras
or traffic sign recognition,
it gives the driver a heads up
about 500 meters out.
Hit the button and the
Porsche transforms from
refined refined GT
to rock concert on wheels.
The exhaust valves open,
the transmission downshifts
to spike the revs
and the windows glide down
to let every decibel in.
Cold outside,
no problem.
It even tweaks the HVAC
and heated seats
so that you can enjoy
the noise and comfort.
So they've thought
they have thought of
everything.
People in normal 911s
I don't think want to do that.
But that's just what I'm saying.
I'm modern 911.
But yeah,
it's GT3, GT3 RS.
Is anything you're actually
going to hear with any actual...
Now, can I custom map it?
Because, okay, tunnel,
fine, tunnel's cool.
Everyone likes tunnel.
But imagine you've got
like a neighbor who you don't
really like.
And it's seven in the morning.
And if you tell it
at seven in the morning
as I go past that house,
it opens the valves,
windows downwashed,
and I float.
It said using cameras,
I assumed it would just
be GPS because GPS
would kind of ruffling
and sign recognition.
It's going to go around
and holding tunnel ahead
signs in front of people
with porches.
Windows drop.
It just feels,
it almost feels like an April
Fools.
Yeah, it does.
Like type of pattern,
but it's not actually that funny.
I just,
I'm not dissing Porsche here.
I love Porsche,
but I feel like a normal,
a standard 911 doesn't sound...
That's German fun.
Yeah.
It's tunnel mode.
You all like the tunnels.
Yeah.
It's going to put,
we're going to do it for you.
Okay.
This is for us to choose.
Okay.
You're having fun?
No.
Let us take over.
We will ask the rest.
Porsche literally said it.
If you're having fun,
let us,
you don't have to do this.
Let us have fun for you.
I will admit,
when I just thought about it,
I was like,
sometimes when a tunnel approaches,
it's a bit of,
it's a mad rush.
You go,
down again,
put the radio down,
but yeah,
it just feels a bit far.
It's Jarvis.
Allow me to open up.
Would you like to tunnel mode, sir?
Also,
it's basically saying
that you're just going to speed.
Because to be fair,
most tunnels that you go through
in their lowest speed limit,
the speed limit either goes down
or they will be ultra whacked
and have an average speed check.
Yeah.
So they're just saying,
Porsche,
go ahead.
Don't worry about it.
It goes down all the gears,
but you just go,
Porsche goes,
we'll get the ticket on this one.
Have a go.
Also, tunnels and like,
and maybe in Switzerland,
but you go for a tunnel,
you come on,
it's a lovely mountain ski.
In the UK,
you come on,
it's like a new port,
which I mean,
it's not,
although there are,
on the way to Anglesey,
if you're coming from like Liverpool,
there are some fantastic tunnels in there,
some real good ones,
but then you map it in
for just that part.
Just that part.
If you go near Wales,
on they go.
I love a tunnel.
Tunnel mode.
I just think they look great.
Okay.
That's interesting.
Sometimes a great entrance
to a tunnel can really get you.
Like Italy.
Yeah.
There's one in the UK.
Where is it?
Is it the one down the A3?
Could be like that.
Yeah.
I think when you guys go on the way,
it's a good way.
Yeah.
It's just round on the outside
and you see it.
And then you see average speed check.
Bro described a tunnel.
No.
It's mental because there was a hill here
and I couldn't get through.
Why are all tunnels round?
What are you in the Italian job?
What most of them are, aren't they?
Bends in there going.
Bends in the twingo from Top Gear.
What's wrong with?
I don't know.
Tunnels are great, aren't they?
Yeah.
What have we got next?
Let's have another piece of news.
Ben, are you putting here?
TVR is back.
Brackets.
L.
Now the L is possibly not true anymore
because the original thing.
So here's something I'm going to say.
I put it in here because
Ben's misinformation of the week.
Quite possibly.
It's been a while.
This car is a car that we mentioned.
What is it?
A week ago.
I'm about to say it.
I was about to say it.
You got me so excited.
So TVR, Trevor,
Blackpool making cars of fiberglass.
Of adequate quality.
Of not very good quality
but they're mental back in the day.
They then disappeared.
Gone.
And then about roughly 10 years ago now
they came back and said
we're making an actual,
not even like a fiberglass thing on wheels,
an actual car.
Here's the thing.
Big 5-liter VA in it.
A Coyote, I think it was based on the Ford Mustang.
Everyone was like, cool, man.
Sounds good.
I'll have an order.
And they went, yeah,
we've got to build a factory in Wales first
and we need money and we haven't got any.
And then anyway, it never happened.
But they've been bought.
The Griffith.
You said you were going to call,
say what it was.
The original one was the Griffith
back in the day, right?
Yeah.
In the 90s.
But yeah, it never came to fruition
and they've been bought again.
And apparently it's being made.
Actually?
But it's by an electric car company.
Oh no, no, no.
So the reason I put the L in there
is because the first thing I read originally
was that they were going to take that
exact design, that exact concept
and put electric motor in it.
But what I have since read
could not be true.
It's kind of all rumors
is that they are,
they plan to eventually move it
like most manufacturers to electrification.
But for now it's going to be
that exact car with the VA.
I've just asked just AI,
which I know a lot of people are upset by,
but just because I didn't want to
spend hours searching,
how many times TVR have changed hands
like major, majorly?
It's between either five or six
major ownership changes.
That's too many.
Yeah.
One every other car.
Here's the Camara.
Oh, hold on.
Sorry.
We've gone under for a while.
All right.
We'll be back with the Russians.
Look, mate, you'll never guess
what's happened,
but just give me a minute.
What?
I don't like this.
I don't either.
It's not mental enough.
It's, it's,
I don't think it's a bad thing
that TVR are back,
but yeah, it's,
it's, it's got super vibes.
Yeah.
If I did this,
which for those of you listening,
I've just covered the TVR badge.
That's, um,
Watch Dogs car,
like the MG cyber stuff.
Yeah.
Something like that.
It's too bland.
And the thing is not all TVRs are mental.
That's the whole thing.
Some of the older ones are at
relatively restrained.
Like a Cerbera doesn't actually look
that weird.
Even the original Griffith is.
Yeah.
He's a cooler.
It's like a sports car.
It's not that much to it.
No.
That with a big V8.
But there is an air,
there's some,
there's an air of adult
or not even adulthood.
It's, it's something
that almost feels corporate
about TVR in this new generation.
Whereas that never ran with old ones.
Sorry.
It's the, it's the guy you knew years ago.
You got, he was mental.
He was always hammered.
He's got a mortgage.
He was in our prison.
Yeah.
Sometimes he was bankrupt.
He started a business and millions
and then he lost it all.
I have lost contact with him.
And then he's back and he goes,
yeah, wife,
two kids,
really happy.
Yeah.
I've just got a solid job.
Do you want to come out of love?
Yeah.
I'll just have half,
half part that I'm heading off.
I might have a water,
if I'm honest.
That's what that is.
I'm not.
Yeah.
The recipe is fantastic.
Exactly.
Oh, you've got a great V8.
It's a real driver.
I think it's manual as well.
Yeah.
Front engine.
It's all perfect,
but it just proves that the recipe,
it's not.
It's not the recipe.
It's the baker.
The baker needs to be higher.
A little bit of coke in it.
Yeah.
So I'm not against it coming back,
but if we could crank up that also,
don't reuse a name.
Yeah.
No, that I agree with.
I think we're like,
you can,
once you've established that you can build cars again.
Yeah.
Then start bringing it back.
Is he called cool names with TBR?
So you can go with whatever you want.
Call it the Smingle.
Yeah.
That sounds amazing.
Smingles is out.
We've got the Sabra,
they've got cool names
and they went,
oh, she's one of the old ones.
Have another one.
Let's have that again.
Same thing.
Come on, TBR.
So Griffith wasn't a coupé either.
No.
It was a convertible.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, well, anyway.
Now, one thing I was going to say on it is that apparently
this is the same company that made a Resto-modded
67 Mustang that's electrified.
So they are like somewhat known.
What's their name?
Charge Holdings.
Okay, interesting.
Me when someone asked me to describe the battery.
That Mustang.
No, tough.
Not a fan.
Okay, I'm going to pull off a photo.
But the article I was reading was basically saying
that obviously them as a relatively unknown company,
it makes sense to buy TBR.
That makes no sense to me.
Well, if they can make it on a TBR style budget,
where it's not one...
I don't mean budget.
I mean, in the same way that the old ones were,
where it's small factory with people hand-building them.
That's what it's...
I don't know if hand-building.
Sorry, yeah.
It's a low volume.
Yeah, low volume.
Then that kind of now starts making sense to me.
I think that's as a businessman
who's been dealing with buying car companies for years,
I can say with great authority.
The thing they were doing wrong before was...
They're going way too big.
Yeah.
You're trying to start with a bang,
which I understand the amount of money to invest
to make a car company must be astronomical.
Yeah.
You need like an lease or something that's like,
you know what, start small.
Everyone buy this one.
Let's go again.
And then we can build from there.
Then you can have a 7-litre V12 thing.
Yeah.
Why not that based on our platform?
Super style.
Because then...
Again, that takes away from the TVR thing.
But there'd be enough people that would buy it
to get you...
I don't know that they would.
Really?
I don't think they would.
But they're super sold.
But it didn't.
Because it's dead.
Yeah, but it's dead because it's old now.
It was popular, but it didn't sell much.
I don't think it will have the same...
But for a company only selling that one car,
someone's going to buy that.
Surely.
In a modern time,
that is probably the best way to do it.
I don't actually know,
even if that might be.
I don't know how much of it is.
Who knows?
None of us know.
Well, none of it is...
I don't think any of them know either.
Yeah.
Maybe there is an element in the TVR.
No one really knows what's going on.
Perhaps it's their part of the cream podcast.
Nobody knows anything about any...
Nobody.
Does anyone know anything?
And they went,
Not a cream.
I don't know, man.
And they went,
Good start production.
Let's go.
People at TVR are going to listen to what we just said
and went,
As news to me.
Hold on.
First I've heard of it.
We're building cars.
We're going back to work.
Sorry.
What?
It's the middle of the week.
But at the same time,
shout out to every person who has ever been involved
in creating a TVR.
Your God's Med.
And also...
And also why?
That's my other question.
It's the best...
Things like,
Why have you got a piece of MDF
because you couldn't make the dashboard fit?
Fair.
Completely fair.
Just people's names on parts.
Yeah.
Just Alice.
Yes.
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Ben, you've put in here...
This is outside of news.
People who don't know how big their car is...
We may have mentioned this before
but I wholeheartedly believe this.
The biggest issue, this is my rant of the week,
the biggest issue with people driving
is that no one knows how big their car is.
Now, yeah, cue the comments.
I did crash into one of our videographers' cars
and that's because of the big raindrops.
We've gone over this, OK?
They were big back then.
But what I'm saying is that people on the road,
like you know when you're going into a width restriction
or somewhere for us,
it's what we know the Wiggly Road.
Of course the road from here in between here and the motorway,
which is wiggly and it's very tight.
And I go through there on the way back from the unit
and it infuriates me
because I'm in an X5, a somewhat big car
and there's a person in a Hyundai i10
who's 14 feet from their side of the road
and...
Everyone else is fine.
But I believe that the reason people drive like clowns
is because of the fact that they don't know how big their car is.
And it gets worse at night.
When you send those people out at night
or if light has slightly faded,
if a cloud covers the sun,
some people go...
I can't say a thing.
You know what that is?
It turns into, for them,
I imagine it as either a game
or like Bear Grylls spec
where it's like my current objective is just to survive.
This is going to be a treacherous journey.
And my only goal is that I don't die by the end of it.
So I'm going to slow this right down.
I'm going to make it through.
That's what I feel like it has to be.
I was behind someone in a Tesla recently.
It was as a back road.
It was actually, it was the Tesla,
someone else and then me.
And you could feel the frustration
because there was a queue behind me as well where this person,
every time another car came the other way,
they would break.
Normally, I'm kind of used to it.
It still annoys me where people slightly slow down
or they tap the brakes.
But this was like,
at one point they went from about 30
to like 15, 10 miles an hour.
And I was like,
time to get the C4 out.
No, I agree.
You shouldn't be on the road.
If you're panicked by a thing coming the other way,
you should not be on the road.
Or you should at least go back to school.
Someone teach them to drive.
And what you should learn is the fact that
there are two lanes on the road
that they're not coming into your lane.
Do you think they do it like walking
or like in a supermarket?
Someone comes the other way and they go,
is it slow walkers?
Is it slow walkers that everyone finds very frustrating?
But they stop.
They just stop in place and go,
you're going to have to go past me.
Because I can't walk.
That's someone coming out of the way.
A much bigger person comes towards them
and they stop.
I can't go through here.
The thing I always think about it is,
okay, at any point in your driving,
has your car grown?
Is it one of those fish things
that you put in the water and they get really big?
Because if your car was within the lines
when you left your house,
it's going to be within them when you get home.
So just stay in them.
And you're fine.
There's typically a regulation on the roads.
Usually the lanes are sort of similar size
wherever you go.
It doesn't just get into like motorbike width
when you get out onto the countryside.
It's just the same.
I can get it.
If you're on an A road where it's kind of single track,
like near where we are,
fine, be a little bit cautious.
That's how I get it.
But if you are on a road with two lanes,
they're called lanes.
There's no one.
No one's going to go,
you're on.
I fancy your lane.
The one that's oncoming.
I'm having that deal with it.
I found people that I know that
grew up in the countryside
where they're used to lanes and stuff,
are better on lanes and worse at late,
sorry, better at like squeezing past down
single track lanes
but also worse at lanes in the city.
And then people that I know
that grew up in the city
are typically horrific on the lanes.
But in the city, you're fine
because it's just what you used to.
But I remember,
I had a K11 micro in my first car,
very small.
And I took it to the garage.
Very small.
It's so small.
The smallest.
I took it to the garage
to have some something done to it.
And they gave me a Zephira.
Standard Ben-Law.
A Zephira.
I'm sorry.
A Zephira.
Here's your courtesy car.
It's a Nimix class aircraft carrier.
Please enjoy it.
Was one of...
And working here even now
after the cars we've had,
it's still one of the worst cars
I've ever driven
in terms of the condition of it.
It was...
So you didn't get in there and say,
I could have one of these?
Surely you did.
Quite an interesting handbrake.
But apart from that,
I wouldn't...
It was...
I'm not out in the garage here,
but I don't believe that was...
should have been on the road.
That was someone else's car
that they dropped in.
It might as well have been.
It might as well have been.
You've got an MO2 failure in.
You can take that.
But I drove that home
and I hadn't driven anything
as big as that before.
I remember thinking
I'm driving a Boeing, not right,
Airbus A380
down this road right now.
I will agree.
I remember after passing my test
that was one of the...
Not the first things I've struggled with,
but that was something
that I remember having to acclimate to
was the width of my car.
I do remember thinking,
am I going to fit through this gap?
It takes a while to get used to it.
So that's completely fine.
But it's when I see
not older people,
but people who I know...
But they've had their car a while.
Exactly.
Who have had their car for a long time.
And then secondly,
people like that
who are driving like this
and they then decide,
now I don't know what their circumstances are,
but they've decided to go and buy a big car.
You didn't need it.
If you're not comfortable driving it,
don't buy one.
Which is fine.
There's nothing wrong
with not liking big cars.
There's nothing wrong with it.
I remember getting the X5,
the biggest car I've had.
I remember for the first few days,
maybe like a week,
maybe a little bit like
a bit more cautious.
But you have to learn the dimensions.
You can't just expect it to get easier.
And also,
you look around what's around you,
how close you actually to that hedge on your left,
because if you're 14 feet away...
Because if I'm looking into it,
you're too close.
If I've just had a head-on collision with you,
you were too close to my side of the road.
It's what annoyed me about the Tesla,
is that I know that's a modern car.
It's going to help you out
in most of those situations.
It won't let you crash.
And then they're going,
I can't.
Someone's coming the other way.
There's two lanes
and there's two cars.
What will we do?
Where do we go?
I'll tell you for a fact,
being in a Tesla...
Actually, I've driven a Tesla Model 3.
It tells you,
not only parking sensors on the screen,
it shows you by inch or centimetres
exactly how close you are to something.
It'll go like,
you are 13 centimetres from...
Maybe they don't understand those numbers.
They go,
you're 37 feet away and they go,
Christ!
Here's one.
That's close.
If you're driving...
That was a near miss.
10 points, near miss.
I would personally,
this is just me,
go with the logic of
if the number is anything above
zero, you're not going to hit.
Just been flying past people
with one centimetre gap
at 100 miles an hour?
Fine.
I mean, I have gone through things
before and thought,
that was close.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
But I don't think,
I've only ever clipped a mirror once.
I asked one,
actually when I was 18.
Wow.
Yeah.
I smashed someone's mirror off.
I drove off.
I ain't got time for that.
But you weren't driving?
No.
I was on my back.
I was on the back
of someone's back.
Dickhead.
You just punched it off.
It was a regrettable moment.
In my current age,
I would say.
What happens if,
here's one.
If you clip a wing mirror,
but not hit it off,
just clip the edge of it.
It's going to scratch the wing mirror.
What do you do then?
Because is it worth stopping to?
I had a great moment with a van.
But a lot of my commute
on the way to and from work,
but mainly my way home
is really tight back roads.
It's really annoying
when you get an idiot
coming the other way.
And there's one part of the road
where there's traffic ahead.
So you kind of have to stop.
So I was pulled
all the way over.
And a van came through.
I was in the Range Rover.
And I completely forgot
that the Range Rover
was obviously got electric folding
mirrors.
I could have just done that.
But I just stared at the van
and he crept through
just scratched my mirror.
Like there was still a scratch on there.
Scratched a mirror,
looked at me, went.
No.
He just nodded.
He just drove off.
I was like,
okay.
Fine.
I realised
he's in a sprinter van.
He doesn't care.
I was like,
I got out.
When I got back,
I saw the scratch on my mirror.
I was like,
well, maybe I earned that one,
but fine.
I was again,
I had a similar thing when I was 18.
I was in my Mark IV gold for my mate Pete.
We were going,
we were on like a local back road.
And I was,
I'd been on these back roads
every day to school.
So I was keeping,
keeping over to my side.
And they,
I can't remember,
I think it was an A-class,
like an A180 or something,
came herring
around the corner,
way too fast,
in the middle of the lane.
He tried to swerve,
like swerved,
but clipped my,
clipped my mirror.
It both stopped.
My mirror,
the glass came out.
I was like,
I was pissed.
We both got out of the car.
He got out,
screaming, shouting.
And I was like,
you hit us.
What are you talking about?
And he,
he immediately came over to us.
I picked my glass off
and he went,
oh, at least your car's fine.
And he realized that he hadn't looked at his.
He turned around.
It was gone.
Like it was,
there was a nub of a mirror left.
It had just shattered
into a million pieces.
And he went from being angry
to just solemn and sad.
He looks,
he went,
oh, my,
my mirror.
And I just clicked my glass back in.
I went,
have a good one, mate.
And got out of the car
and drove off to see a man.
I felt,
I felt vindicated.
I was so happy.
I think the amount of the impact
you have to stop and just say,
I'm sorry.
I'm realistically like,
if you,
if you scratch a wing mirror,
you're going to exchange insurance details for
the world.
That's what most people
would expect to do.
Yeah.
Because normal people
aren't like us.
They go,
anything happens to my car.
Got to call the insurance.
Which is fine.
That's what insurance is there for.
But enjoy your next premium, buddy.
Yeah.
Premium goes up by two grand a year
and claims a 30 pound miracle.
Yeah.
I regret that.
On the Clio,
I thought, do you ever notice
a small mark on the bumper?
Which bumper?
Clio, the one I sold you,
silver car that you've now sold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
To the new buyer,
who may have listened to this.
I didn't have a look on the road bumper.
There's a very small mark.
It's got rear-ended in traffic.
When I say rear-ended,
you know when someone just bumps you.
I think we talk.
Yes.
Yes.
And then I had another one.
Oh, okay.
Interesting.
But I said to this,
it was like,
I told the person to pull over
and it was a woman
and she's wearing a face mask
and she said,
I've just come from the hospital.
And I was like, well,
what, what, I can't say.
I can't say,
let's go through insurance.
I would quite like
a rear bumper respray actually
paid for by your insurer.
But now I've had a sub-story.
So I went,
on your way then.
I had, I would be clear.
I don't know about you.
You ran your key down my car
as you drove off.
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It's a deliciously entertaining mystery.
That's nice.
It's certified fresh.
It's a miracle.
Okay, you're freaking me out now.
It's the best Knives Out movie yet.
This case is solvable, right?
Oh, you'll see.
It's fun.
Wake Up Dead Man,
a Knives Out mystery
starring Daniel Craig.
Now playing on Netflix.
Now we're even.
I booted a mirror off.
Good luck on the way.
Hold on, let me give a game
for my baseball bat.
There is a car
that parks somewhat near me
that is mashed
and like, I know that that is...
But I've seen it in a shot window.
Who's that?
That's mashed.
No, it looks like
like hitting kerbs,
that sort of thing.
And it's got a lot of scratch on it.
And I vigilantly park away
from that car.
I don't want to go anywhere near it.
And one day was declared.
Is it Doris?
I actually think it's a younger driver.
Oh, okay.
But the car has been
consistently getting worse and worse.
And I'm not accusing anyone
because I don't know.
But I parked near it
for the first time in the clear
like six months ago
and I came out the next morning
and I had quite a big scratch
on the rear end.
Now, Ben, let me ask you this.
Yeah.
Right?
It wasn't me.
You come out to your car
and you see that...
Is it a female or a male?
You do don't know.
The car.
The car, I can tell.
Sorry.
I don't want to assume.
No, no.
What the person that owns that car?
I don't know.
Okay.
Let's say it is a man.
You come out to your car
one morning
and there's clearly a scratch.
Yeah.
But their car, his car's parked there.
Yeah.
It's reversed in
and just so happens
they walk out at the same time
and you're like,
what the hell?
You've clearly crashed in my car.
I may say to you,
I'm really sorry.
It was me.
It was raining last night.
And...
This is nice.
No, no.
I'm asking you.
They were big raindrops.
It appears
that what goes around
comes around.
But would you say,
I understand then.
Yeah.
Or would you be like,
look, I want it fixed.
Listen, I've been there.
I've made up the...
I've made up the lie.
What if you can see
they're in a bit of a rush
as well?
And then they put on this
green jacket
and a backpack
and you can see a little
cross on the back of it.
I'd say...
I've really got to get off.
I'd say, good job,
you're parked behind me.
Yeah.
And then Ben would jump
in his car through it
and reverse.
You're not going anywhere.
I'm bloody...
Realistically,
I just let it go
because I'm in trouble.
But you would.
I think if they walked out,
I'd be like,
I don't know what I'd say.
I'm not that confrontational.
I don't know what I'd say.
No.
No, it's this car.
No.
Not to worry.
Because the thing is...
Morning.
Not to worry.
I think it was on the podcast
because somebody crashed
into my car.
That car...
I didn't really
probably get a proper look,
but it looked like...
Here's what I think happened.
We parked...
That car behind me.
Reconstruction.
Me in front.
Yeah.
I don't know
why I have to specify
that.
He parked behind me.
So I was in front
which meant he was behind me.
I think as they pulled
out of the car
I clipped my...
It was on my back left
lower bumper.
And it was quite a big scratch.
So a bit of a...
Yeah.
But I looked at the front
of that car.
As they were behind me
would make sense.
And there was a scrape there.
In a sort of...
I couldn't tell if it was silver.
Like a silvery.
A lighter color.
Like a...
It's just a reno badge implanted.
Yeah.
Sometimes it's just not worth it.
That's like...
For one with the clear,
I said,
look, I'm fine.
All that hassle
going through insurance to...
For just this...
But then when I cleaned
the car, I saw that scratch.
Yeah.
I saw that one.
Bump was like 50 quid.
So it's not the end of the world.
But you know.
But it's...
For me,
I think you should...
No, it's the principle.
For me...
I'm careless.
You've got an ill title.
I think...
You should be responsible
for your actions.
For me,
it's all about the reaction
from the person.
If they get out of the car
and they go,
I'm really sorry.
I'm fine.
But if you get out of the car
and you start getting annoying...
What if they drive off?
What would you do?
Would you chase them?
See, I would.
I'd love it.
But where do you draw the line?
If they run a red,
I'm probably not going to...
I'm not going to commit any...
Other side of the road, those all.
Oh, yeah, sure.
I'll do a barrel roll.
No, no.
If you're on the other side of the road
weaving in and out of traffic,
they go through a red...
Alright, mate.
Criminal justice.
Okay.
So there's another bit of insight
into our driving habits.
Unless it's at night.
Oh, then it's fine.
And then I'm with them to the end.
They'll go through the red light
and go,
and then once we rip a handbrake turn...
Do you think you catch them?
Yeah, I've put many of them.
But you catch them.
No, it depends what they're in.
Well, yeah, what are they in?
I've got an RS6.
What car are you in?
That's a question for you as well.
You're in the M3.
Okay.
They're in an RS6.
No, because a man in an RS6
who's willing to do a hit-and-run,
that's not someone I want to mess with.
Or you just drive normally
and you should follow them
just in a hedge.
Yeah, it's fine when it's...
Well, are you catching them?
No, I'll have it.
Here's one for you.
I'm going to guess.
Of course I am.
I wouldn't actually even need
to make contact.
I'd make a nice, safe...
We was on the phone to the police going,
and that's a left, left, left on to...
I would get lost though.
They crash to the left and you go,
right, go right.
I don't know where they're going.
Police helicopter?
Helicopter would give me instruction.
I got...
Mate, where are we going?
I know where the burger king is.
Do I go left or right?
Is it Bean Street?
I don't know where that is.
That is the most...
I have no idea where I am.
The most will response.
For context, we have this thing
where we sort of...
front hypotheticals to each other.
And typically, I mean,
I will go out with more of like a now,
probably not.
Edmund goes out with a genuine
like, analysis and will know
no matter what it is.
We'll go...
What's a good example of that?
I can't remember...
You can't mention most of the ones I've said.
You most of them aren't allowed
to be talked about.
But he'd say,
for example, that one,
immediately it's not like,
I might not catch them.
One was,
how long do you think
we would each get away
with criminal activities
before getting caught?
And I said,
I'd probably,
I'd mess up somewhat soon
and get caught.
Will said,
I'm never getting caught.
Yeah.
I'm never getting caught.
They stuff nothing.
You just believe you would get caught.
Well, that's what,
but you need criminals
to have standards.
And they have a belief.
And that's part of the reason
they go down.
Because they stop believing in themselves.
My heart was in it
for those first five robberies.
But I took my half the ball.
Never start doing charity.
How do you know?
How do you know I'm already not?
Not doing crime.
You're out of,
you're ruining,
you're ruining it.
If you start doing like prison,
prison talks to,
to try and reform people
and you're going,
guys, you got believing yourselves.
You know, you gave up with those cries.
Get back out there.
And who do you,
properly?
Who do you think broke into
us house?
Will broke into us house.
Exactly.
It's me, yeah.
What do you think I got there
so quickly?
The perfect crime.
I was there for a while.
I took my car
when I'm not stealing that.
You still couldn't find
the keystone.
I thought,
I'll just steal my girlfriend's purse.
This is my fantastic Christmas present.
That one.
I got you another one.
Right.
Next up,
we've got Ben,
you've been here,
the Bentley continental super sport.
Yes.
I don't know much about this.
That's great.
Because I'll boost you.
Fantastic way to start a new story.
No, because this doesn't really
interest me,
but I thought it would interest you guys.
I hate it.
Yep.
I really don't like it.
It's a,
it's the new age continental,
which I already am not
the biggest fan of,
but it is then got Los Santos
custom body mods on it.
It's,
it's looking like a Mansory.
Mansory.
It's maxed and designs.
It's not Bentley.
Bentley,
the super sport from the 2005
or 10,
it'll be continental was great.
It was a standard looking continental,
but with some chunky grills,
like an R32 style bumper.
He's a bit more blocky,
a bit more angry.
That's it.
That's all you need.
I saw a super sport
at the NEC classic car show
a couple of weeks ago,
and it just reminded me how much,
because a continental normal is a bit,
it's a bit, you know,
it's a bit old man style.
I think they,
I still still think they look really good
on the right wheels,
but the super sport,
it's just,
and there's not that much to it.
Really.
It's additional.
It's a bumper and bonnet.
Bumper the bonnet.
I think the rear bumper.
I always feel like
they do have a darker center
because my dad built a,
my dad bought a crashed
continental
avert
off copart.
And with that,
any stuck as everyone does,
the,
the super sport from bumper on it.
It's so much better.
And they had the
Veyron seats.
Yes.
In the super sport,
which is really cool looking.
But now they've just gone,
well, you know,
I guess carbon fiber
cast and fires.
But yeah,
not a fan of that.
That should,
that was going to be my one of the week,
which we'll get on to later.
So I've got another one.
Retention.
Retention.
Keep them guys.
My one of the week is the Bentley
continental guys.
You didn't hear it.
You didn't hear anything.
Stick around for later on
because we're going to reveal
his one of the week.
Anyway, moving on.
Ben,
I've got another one from you.
You've put in Ford CA.
Right.
I was thinking the other day.
I want,
I want your whole hearted.
There he is.
How cute that is.
Now we're saying the first generation
Ford K or car.
Now this car.
What is it?
I think it is car.
It's car, right?
Of which, but it's a K8.
Okay.
I would like to discuss this
as an example of a car.
I'm about to mention.
He's a Ford.
This is an example of a car.
It's been a very long day.
God, this is a riveting car podcast.
Right.
The,
I was thinking the other day
about cars we don't see much anymore.
And a lot of cars from
when I was growing up that I saw
just on the road, it's like,
we're talking normal traffic here.
Just have disappeared suddenly.
Ben has discovered the passage of time.
A Ford K is one of them.
People die.
Where are they going?
I haven't seen.
I haven't seen you in months.
The last Ford K I saw
was the one that we had on the channel.
And that was a sport,
but an actual K.
You've not seen a K.
Now, here's the thing.
I don't believe that's true.
I think you just don't notice them.
Here's a question for you.
Yeah.
When was the last time you remember
seeing a van on the road today?
No, like remember seeing a van?
Well, I prefer what actually came
around a corner very quickly at me.
Okay.
And then after that,
I came back here.
So, but here's the thing.
Delivery driver.
But there you go.
But realistically,
I was thinking about this when I was,
because we're thinking about buying vans.
They go completely under the radar.
I don't notice a single van on the way to work.
I go, I don't know.
There's maybe one van every two minutes.
If you just look around,
look around right now if you're driving.
There's four vans that you can see.
Vans everywhere.
They're everywhere,
but they're so beige,
not beige, but you know what I mean?
That they blend in.
I take your point,
but this is a car I thought about.
I thought about the K.
I was like,
I haven't seen one of those for ages.
And I started thinking
a lot of the cars from the early 2000s
have seemed to disappear.
Of course, because they get scrapped.
They've rusted into smithereens.
What I mean is that
it feels like a lot of cars
are disappearing.
The more the new electric stuff.
I'm seeing so many
electric Chinese companies appear.
And not very many old cars.
No, of course.
I think about the Fiat Punto regularly.
But I don't remember the last one I saw.
But at the same time,
do you also not think it's quite interesting
that there seems to be a handful
of ones that just stick around?
I saw...
106s.
What do we see after that?
An old or today old couple in the Mondeo.
You know, a gen one Mondeo.
That is key.
That is peak automobiling.
You just picked a car and said,
this is my car.
I'm driving this.
A car is not just for Christmas.
I'm going to keep it going into oblivion.
But that was an example of
we all went, oh, Mondeo.
I will see.
I think I see probably a 106 a day.
But a general one.
But why is it that they've survived?
Saxoes, 106s, Moc 3 and 4 Golfs.
4s are still.
They just stay.
I think they're just coming up over that cusp there
where you just won't anymore.
No, yeah.
Amongst 5 Fiesta.
The Fiesta before the generation of my first car.
Yeah, they're starting to vanish.
Because they've all rusted away.
People scrap them from newer cars.
They're just in that era of
keeping that around for them.
The way that you know that that's happening
is because we see them on BCA and co-part
because they're getting chopped in
for dealer auctions and they'll get taken by
one of us horrible people
and driven into the ground.
I want to admit, I do understand that obviously
as time moves on, old cars disappear.
No, that was a good piss.
But what I'm saying is that I feel like
they've just suddenly disappeared.
Because when I was learned to drive,
which would have been six years ago.
Six years old.
Yeah, got there early.
Six years ago.
I feel like there were loads of these sorts of cars.
In six years, everything from the 2000s just disappeared.
Yeah, I heard.
I can hear that.
Which is...
It's tough.
While I was looking for parts for this Golf,
it was actually increasingly harder
to find just breaking cars.
It's now, there were just the parts left.
It used to be, everyone has a breaking car
that you can go nick something off or buy something off.
Funnily enough, for the Fiesta,
it was kind of like that,
but the parts are so easy to find
and that's because they're all being broken.
Yeah, they've all been broken.
And that's everything.
That's ST500, which is a limited edition.
It's like, oh yeah, I'm breaking this.
It's like everything, the best and the worst,
are being broken for bits
because they're worth more like that.
Maybe they're going through their current transition
into the grave.
Now, this is why I keep...
This is not our grave.
This is where they go into their period of,
hmm, this is probably worth buying one.
Yeah.
Having a nice one.
1.25.
Well, stuff like that,
I think you're normally a bit of a dreamer
when I would say a one mile Fiesta style.
It's like, why have you been keeping hold of this
for so long?
Just use it.
But the rarer they become,
like a Fiesta ST,
I actually thought I might buy one of those
as a little run around type of thing.
But they are actually incredibly hard to find a good one.
They just are either very rusty
or the engine is broken
or they've been modified badly.
So actually finding a good one becomes
way harder than it was 5, 10 years ago.
The Sport K.A.
Yeah.
There was one for sale
and it was a right off a grand.
Yeah.
There was another one
that was not that much better,
but they wanted seven grand,
five, which is some ridiculous sum of money for it.
Yeah.
So it's like, yeah,
I don't get it,
but I want to be there next.
Next.
I'll be owning them.
A couple of news is that we can
perhaps smash out in one.
I don't know why,
but I'm going to combine them.
Let's do it.
Number one,
the Ford Focus is finished.
And number two,
here's a tease.
Mitsubishi returns,
but let's start with focus.
All bit of retention.
Okay.
The Ford Focus,
we already know was going.
The news on that is that it's gone.
Yeah.
Well, it was,
the ST was dead,
but they were carrying on with the normal focus.
Another focus,
I believe the last one
was all off the production line.
But that is of the generation
or the model?
I think the model.
I think the model,
well, they haven't announced the replete.
Yeah.
I wouldn't,
I don't think it's much news to just announce the,
the final generation what it's got.
I think it is the car.
Yeah.
No, the focus is done.
Yeah.
Which is sad.
Which is,
it's not like it's a model.
Obviously it's been replaced before.
It was the escort.
It was the Sierra,
but we're not going to,
we're not going to get a focus is the,
that's the,
it's the,
it's the small medium sized hatchback.
I grew up with the Ford era.
It's the Ford medium sized hatchback you grew up with.
You know,
that's what you always have to think about.
We always say that.
We always do.
But that,
reading about that is,
have me looking at the photo.
We'll get to the one of the week later on.
Stop.
But hold.
Is it to do with the Ford?
Is it a Ford Focus 1.6 Z-Tec Mark 1?
Hey,
Mark 1's are great.
They are actually really fun to drive.
Is that what Ethan had in the car?
Correct.
Really fun to drive.
They get an unbelievable amount of praise for like,
for like chassis and stuff.
It's crazy.
It's like Chris Harris articles
and people going,
it's just,
it's the standard by which cars should be judged on.
It's, I also,
my favorite,
are you reading it?
We take one of these in.
My favorite thing about it is that you read like,
compared to its competitors,
let's say an RS or something.
RS is a like,
its boot space is a commendable.
And then that's it.
Meanwhile,
Mark 1 Focus RS is a,
sorry,
just Mark 1 Focus is the,
the mechanical grip as you turn in with the focus is great.
It is.
I don't know what it is.
Something about the Mark 1 Focus that it's,
it's like this golden boy.
It's mistaken for a GT3 RS.
You cannot beat this.
And it's like,
even in base spec,
it's like,
yes, this is unbeatable.
To be fair,
driving the one from car throttle,
which was a,
I think it was 1-6.
I think it was 1-6.
I think it was a 1-6 Z-Tec.
Like it was fun to drive.
It was more fun than the Golf.
Yeah.
Like it was good to chuck around.
I'm,
I'm Ford man.
I've been,
I've been there since the beginning.
They've rusted a bit,
but it's fine.
Meanwhile,
Ford getting rid of every one of your favorite bodies.
Yeah,
but I,
most of my favorite Ford's are older anyway.
So I'm kind of cool with it.
So from Ford to Mr. Bishy.
Mr. Bishy,
that under that cover is apparently Mr. Bishy.
It looks like any other Mr. Bishy
I've ever seen ever in the world.
Mr. Bishy have announced.
I mean, to be fair,
I don't know when they announced that they'd gone.
Well,
the only way that I found out
was when I think I've mentioned on the podcast,
when I was looking for EVO parts.
Yeah.
And every Mr. Bishy dealer in the UK was closed.
Because there's one not far from here.
Yeah, gone.
Yeah.
Because I said that,
because that was where I went for a recall there.
So I went to me with a modified EVO and went,
what are you doing?
What's this?
But yeah.
So Mr. Bishy,
they're back.
They're coming back.
We're so back.
In summer, 2026.
But the thing under the cover is not,
it's not filling me with joy.
Summer's going to be so lit.
It's big.
For people who are listening,
what it's big.
It looks like L200 always in Outland.
Yeah.
Or that kind of.
It's crossover.
Eclipse Cross.
Do they make that now?
There was a rumor about an EVO.
Because there has recently been a rumor,
perhaps even some leaked sort of news about an impretza coming back.
Some sort of WRX STI hatchback type thing coming back.
But that's electric.
So as exciting as it all sounds,
it's not.
It's just not exciting, is it?
The EVOs everyone wants aren't going to be ranspanking new.
No.
They're going to be 25 years old.
No more 4G63s.
It's just not happening.
They're not.
I'm not having an impretza that makes no noise.
No.
It's not going boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Can I get?
Can I get?
Can I get?
Electric lines.
Yeah, exactly.
So interesting that they're coming back.
But is it actually that interesting if you're not a
bolding middle-aged grey human?
Probably not.
I mean, well, women.
I wanted to buy that.
Is that what it's for?
Oh, well.
Yeah.
I mean, well, some bolding middle-aged men possibly listening to this
are going, oh, the perfect car for me.
Oh, Richard Porter book.
Oh, hell yeah.
We got a note that I will admit, Richard,
handwriting is as poor as mine.
Perhaps a doctor.
Yeah.
For a writer, writing not your forte, perhaps.
Or the physical writing.
Put them on a computer and then that man is.
So the letter we got, we got sent the letter and book,
which is Petrode.
This is like a column.
It's good.
I've been reading through that.
I've got like quarter or halfway through.
It's quite good.
You have it.
It's columns from Evo.
Evo stuff, yeah.
All of his Evo stuff.
Which are very funny.
There are some car based.
There are some non-car based.
Yeah.
It's not.
It's not just the Ford Focus.
The fantastic chassis.
Yeah.
I'm going to start calling Ben for Ford Focus Mock on.
We did read this and we managed to.
Fantastic chassis.
Nice.
Mock one gear.
Hello, you creamy lovelies.
I've got a new book out.
Basically a load of nerdy bollocks.
So I thought you might like it.
Keep up the great work, Richard.
P.S.
These nose blowing fart confusion in a Scotsman's bog almost
caused me to crash into the central reservation on the M5.
Bastards.
Now, just before that, could you say, did that say keep up the great work, Richard?
Was that for him?
You mid-leather.
You had to give yourself a quick pep talk.
You're doing great.
Don't give up on this writing stuff.
You're doing great.
You will get there.
But also, I like the pen.
I'm not trying to dig out because we've got the books.
Great.
But I imagine because it's Richard Porter.
Yeah.
He's the best guest we've ever had, and he's the writer for Top Gear.
I was expecting calligraphy.
I wanted a seal, a wax seal, and a scroll that says House of Porter.
I want to defend him very briefly because if you look at where he wrote Creamy Lovelies,
that is, it almost looks like, how is written Richard?
It almost looks like it's purposeful.
Wow.
He gave Cream and Richard the two, the rest of you is like that.
It's like an email where they have, it just fills in the gap.
Yeah.
You Smith and Sniffy buys.
Yeah.
It gets Richard, and then the note is just random.
Yeah.
It looks like that.
It just happens to get it right.
Also, I like the Y on Creamy anyway.
Not analyzing it too deeply.
Nice try, Richard.
We know that was chat GPT.
Yeah.
He wrote it.
He wrote it on there, but yeah, we have the books.
That's very cool.
Thank you.
I'm going to finish it, and then it's over to Will.
I can't read.
Ben laughing because I said I'm going to finish.
I'm not laughing at all.
Okay.
Sure.
I was laughing.
I laughed at something else I was thinking about.
My bigger question is, why does Richard have to listen to this and or anyone else?
Yeah, that's actually fair.
He's going to skip through this and go, I'll just give me the book back.
Yeah, I'll have the book back.
Ben, you've got one here.
This isn't a news.
This is a thought.
Drive through mechanic.
Is this a thought or are you sure?
Yes.
I've heard it ages ago, and we never actually got to it, but it is.
Here's my business pitch.
I think it exists.
You have a wheel bearing.
It's gone.
You have something that else has gone.
I don't know where else there is.
Where's all your parts going from your car?
Engine's broken.
You're stealing it.
I don't want to go to the garage.
It's annoying.
I don't want to go in there and I don't want to have to then, you know,
like wait a line and then say how my car's here.
They go, cool.
Here's a Zafira.
Drive it home.
It's got no tires.
Whatever.
I want to sit in my car.
Maybe I've got some chicken nuggets from last week.
Yeah.
And I pull up and he does my wheel bearing.
I sit there.
While you're in it.
Yeah.
Now that's interesting.
I'm thinking the health and safety might be not a fan of you being a lift.
If you put the car on the lift correctly, it's somewhat.
Anyway, let's say I used to go, let me just move the steering wheel.
Yeah.
I was in the fire and you are ever a leaves for lunch, perhaps.
And you're stuck.
Yeah.
But I'm talking about just with that logic.
We can't do anything.
I do.
I do think drive through servicing garages do exist.
Yes.
And it's simple.
Very big thing in America.
I think there's a couple here.
I remember when I think when I used to live in Northampton,
there used to be something like that where it was like driving,
drive through.
But I don't think you were in it.
It was drive through in sort of name.
But not.
It's not McDonald's.
You know, it goes to the first window and they go,
I'll have a wheel bearing.
I'll have a full service.
They actually made it a major service.
Do you want to?
I'll have a service.
Me and my large.
Large.
Large.
They take the oil out.
Yes, please.
The oil comes out on the first service.
And then they go,
right, mate, just pull around the next window.
We'll put the oil right in.
Be quick.
Be quick.
Do you want?
We'll actually go on the oil.
Can you go park in the bay out the front?
We'll be out in a bit.
But that's the bigger thing.
You have seen, you've seen us work on cars.
Yeah.
Things go wrong.
We're professionals.
Not you guys.
No, it happens to the best of us.
I think this.
I do think that there is,
there should be a better way.
No.
Of booking in cars at garages.
There is a,
a thing that I saw the other day that is,
why don't night shift garages exist?
Where you pull up at six in the afternoon,
you drop a car off
and the next morning,
your car's done.
That is so great.
Now it sounds great, doesn't it?
But now how,
when something breaks,
where do you get the parts from?
It's closed.
Well, it's the night shift part shop.
But for things like,
if you're missing a GSF at night,
they can swear in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's half 9 p.m.
And after the water shift,
GSF can say whatever they like.
Say, you want,
you want this fucking wheel bearing, mate?
Come get it.
You.
Extra business for them, though.
Absolutely.
They say we're open overnight
and that's because that's when,
we're on the graveyard shift.
24 seven,
you're a carpenter.
How has 24 seven
mechanically not been a thing?
That's,
where you can book online.
We can create a whole economy
because you can have the 24 hour part shops,
the 24 hour,
24 hour,
24 hour people working.
We can have twice the work.
Ben just came up with the night shift.
Hold on.
24 hours.
You can employ twice many people.
You've got a night shift guys.
Twice as many people.
No, Ben.
Why are we doing that?
Let's just make them work 24 hours.
Midnight car sales as well.
You can sell cars.
You can even drive at night.
So petrol stations all night.
You can even walk.
Okay.
Hold on.
Ben has only unlocked night mode recently.
It's got to 4 p.m.
in the UK.
We've got dark moment.
Can't go home.
I'm stuck.
Street lights.
Street lights.
I think the drive-through mechanics
would be a good shout.
Or, here's my second option.
You know that you take a car to mechanic right?
It's going to take two hours.
It's not your whole day.
But it's a bit annoying
to have to sit around for two hours.
Sleep pods.
You know, like the weird fancy modern sleep pods
you get in like offices that people have.
Google, HQ.
I think I saw it once.
You can go for a nap.
That's what I do.
Okay.
But the thing is, usually,
if you're dropping your car off,
you've probably agreed with work
that either you're going to drop it off
and then come kind of straight back.
If I saw my employee come back
in his full pyjamas
holding one of those little candles in the cup,
I'd be like, straight pyjamas.
Did you...
Where were you?
And you go,
I was at the mechanic.
I'd go,
I'm firing you.
You're lying to me.
Yeah, but if you make up time,
I'm not too bothered.
I'm just going to go and get a little bearing done.
Why do you have an overnight bag?
I'm going to go get my car fixed.
Cool you off and it's...
Or a honkshoe bag.
Have you got your toothbrush?
No, I shouldn't need my toothbrush.
Now, here's my next question of thought, right?
If none of that works,
here's what we'll do.
We'll pull up at the garage.
Daytime garages.
At the garage in a day.
Yeah.
And then in return for your car,
they'll give you a little loan car
and you can get around then.
Now, that is what lots of garages do.
I reckon that would work well.
Okay.
So we've come full circle.
All right.
So what we're saying is
you're completely fine
with how the current kind of...
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm saying that I think
if it was a drive through
I'm not saying we're doing engine...
I don't think drive through.
I just don't think.
MOT.
Now, possibly.
Now, how about this?
You drive onto a car wash conveyor belt
that it has to be done
by the time you get through the garage
to the end.
Your car's ready.
But there's a man doing it.
There's a man doing it.
So it's like a reverse car assembly plant.
It's a car disassembly plant
where they're taking your wheel bearing off,
picking your one on.
But you could do brakes,
wheel bearings, servicing.
I'm not saying we're doing engine...
That's what you wanted to know.
You wanted to be a factory.
Now, this is what...
A lot of rebuild the whole car.
A lot of mechanics
are going to mention this in the comments.
Is that working on a car that is hot
is hell.
If you're doing a drive through mechanic
sort of thing, that's tough.
Fine.
Other gloves.
So you're just in it running.
No, I'm going to turn it off, aren't I?
So you're just sat there in silence.
Sorry mate.
Can I turn the mic?
Can I get my music on?
I'm going to sit on...
I'm doing your battery mate.
I'm doing wiring.
Please don't.
I'm going to sit on Instagram reels for an hour
and I'm going to just doom scroll.
I think it's idiotic, if I'll be honest.
I will not be investing in it.
No, I'm out.
But I do believe that there should be a better way
to book in with mechanics and stuff.
I understand it's all more...
You know how you can go and book a quick fit on wherever
and they go, be there at 9.30.
You go at 9.30 and they go,
what?
You wanted 9.30?
That's not happening.
We'll see you in a few hours mate.
We're going to re...
Aircon, regas or whatever.
I've only ever seen it with my local mechanic,
who I take most of my stuff to Ignition Motorsport in Newbury.
They have an online booking for MOT stuff.
Yeah.
That's great.
I go and find the time and click on it.
Why is it at other garages I call and they go,
Monday, I can do 3.45 a.m.
Tuesday fully booked.
Wednesday, if you turn up at midnight,
we might fit you in.
What's the point in this?
Ben?
We can't hold it forward.
Is that the middle of the night?
Now, my question is,
why don't they do like restaurants?
Okay.
Table for two?
Or like armies for no reason.
Like, you know, when you go to this,
when we lost some people in and out burger in the U.S.,
they have a drive-through system.
Wait, why do we know that?
When we went there.
Whereabouts?
I think we were in...
Was it New York?
No, it was the U.S. for sure.
California?
Yeah.
Monterey?
Sorry, carry on.
Yeah.
We went to an out burger and rather than this,
Americans might be going, that's how it works.
There we have a speaker that sits there.
This place.
You like Mr. Speaker?
Mr. Speaker.
But in the U.S., they had a person with an iPad.
You could drive out the person and go,
I want oil change, I want new suspension,
I want this, and they type it into the iPad.
Yeah.
And then you go.
Okay.
What?
Rather than driving in and telling them
what you want, like McDonald's,
you are pre-guessful.
But also, but here's the other thing, right?
You are then saying that you know what it needs.
Yeah, exactly.
Which most people have.
Which most people go into mechanic.
They go, I can't make noise.
And that person with the iPad is the one that inspects it.
They do a quick walk around.
They go,
On the right.
On the right.
On the right.
No, like a lay bike.
Walk around it.
Shit.
I hate that one.
Right.
Yeah.
Ties are old.
Right.
Cool.
Okay.
Fair.
I just, I don't think you can fix this one.
I think you're going to lose a lot of money.
Doing this.
Fine.
Although Mr.
Mr. Fit himself,
Mr.
Quick Fit might be listening and going,
get this boy in charge.
This guy knows what's up.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not happening.
There are a couple of quite good websites out there where you can
book in and it just says pick a time or whatever.
Yeah, it's great.
But I don't think it's common enough.
No.
Maybe it's because I know, again,
I understand it's more nuanced than that.
Where it's like,
I don't want to just say,
yeah, I'll get your car fixed at 9.
Because then you're going to have people going,
well, I put it in at 9.30.
I put it in at 9.30.
You said it would take you half an hour.
So you're asking for a refreshed head gasket.
I'm going to say,
go wait in the bay outside.
We'll bring your food out when you're ready.
But it's cars.
But it's cars.
Do you know what?
Could you do a full service?
Three chicken nuggets.
The best car.
Best food.
Driving food.
Next up.
Speaking of Monterey.
Somewhere where we went to.
I can't quite believe we're about to talk about it on the podcast.
But we're searching for someone.
It's a very important person.
He means a lot to us.
We must find Mr.
Bugga.
Now.
Yeah.
Okay.
So when we were in Monterey,
there was a show called Zotix on Broadway.
Which is a part kind of just out of town.
Now on one of the back streets,
we had parked up.
We then got back in the car.
And while we were leaving,
there was a car parked up on the side of the street.
I want to say it was like a maximum.
I think it was either a maximum or an infinity Q45.
And it had the plate.
Because obviously in America,
you can have whatever you want on your plate.
You can write words with spaces and things.
And it was the plate.
Mr.
Bugga.
So it was like a QG A, I believe.
So not like full English.
Yeah, it was either.
But still.
Yeah.
So, but Edwin said that is the most British man.
That is Mr.
Bugga.
Mr.
Bugga.
So it's been a running joke since that moment,
since that inception of we'll just,
I will call Ben every morning and say,
Mr.
Bugga.
How are we doing?
But we now need a photo because we need to make sure
that we are not going crazy.
He must exist.
I think he's local to the area.
Of I think it's the ocean side or sea side.
Was that in the downtown bit?
No, I know exactly.
I can tell you the street was on.
I'm sure we can actually find it on Google Maps.
I'll do some research tonight.
Because my undiagnosed something helps me with that.
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Mr. Bugger, and it didn't help
when we did the Ford Model T video
because we were all wearing top hats and had pipes.
So we just kept walking around going,
Mr. Bugger to each other.
Because to an American, whatever it means to an American,
it may not be exactly the same as what we're thinking of.
If you're a bit of a bugger, it's not the same.
It's not that great.
That's not a positive thing.
So we need to find Mr. Bugger.
If you see the car, don't harass them.
I mean, the chances are slim, but still, yeah,
if you do see it.
We're finding Mr. Bugger.
And if not, we'll be finding him next year.
But I don't think he'll be swarmed.
I'll be going next year.
Oh, absolutely.
Where are we going next year?
This place was our first time.
So I don't remember what it's called.
Never been.
I've just seen before.
I'm just looking on Google Maps.
I might do a lot of looking for what you do.
Another person that we're searching for,
who's also in Monterey, a place that we went to,
we went to Carmel, which is where things go down.
So it was our haunt.
We would just check out before we headed back to our hovel.
There was an FATM3.
The most stupendous FATM3.
Parked in a disabled space, no less.
In Carmel, parked up most days that we were there.
Yep.
And we don't know what colour it is.
No.
Which is...
It's not...
It was like a dark metallic blue, but not that dark.
It was rich enough that you could tell it was blue in any light.
Yeah, so it's not tanzanite blue.
It's not tanzanite blue.
If you're a BMW nerd, it's not tanzanite blue,
but it was a bit deeper than interlagos.
Yes.
It was somewhere in the middle of that.
Did your help, because this is torturing us?
I need to know, because not only that, it was sat perfectly.
Or it was just stunning.
If you know this person, if you've seen this person,
just tell us the colour.
If I find out it's a wrap, I'm going to be deeply upset,
but at least my mind will be put to rest,
because I think about it daily.
Perhaps when you're on the hunt for Mr. Bugger.
Maybe they're the same person.
It could be.
Maybe they're linked.
It's all a great conspiracy.
We'll find Mr. Bugger and he'll go,
Oh, man.
That ain't FADM3.
Dude, I got an FADM3 outside.
Look at the plate.
Of course I know him.
Here's me.
So, yeah, two very random tangents on the side,
but we thought we'd put that on your radar,
because at some point Mr. Bugger was going to come out accidentally.
Right.
Shall we end on a want of the week?
We can.
Now, I've been wanting lots of things recently.
Okay.
Obviously, I meant the Bentley Continental GT SuperSport
or just a GT, to be fair.
I just want one.
The Mulliner wheels.
Very lovely.
But they're scary.
But the other thing, I keep looking at lots of Fords.
I want a Ford of oldness.
I was looking at XR2s.
XR2Is.
Mark G Focus RS has a place in my soul.
And I feel like I need to, an ultimate green one.
Oh, so sorry.
Please ignore that.
Ignore that for a moment.
Sorry.
Ignore that.
Thanks.
So, there are many Fords that I've been looking at,
but I just desire.
I did ask Alibaba
if I could buy a Escort chassis.
Yes.
And they said yes, but also no.
Apologies.
I've just typed the word Ford in.
Which one?
Which one?
What is it?
Let's have a look at a Focus RS Mark II, please.
Because again, I just feel like there's one in my future.
Focus RS Mark II, come on down.
Now, here's a question for those of you that don't know.
The Mark II Focus RS comes in ultimate green,
performance blue, and frozen white.
Frozen white.
Those are the only colors.
Only three.
Apart from the RS500, which was pat the black wrap.
With 3M black wrap.
What would you like?
I would have an ultimate green.
That's what you'd like?
Because I've had sort of had the other two colors.
Well, explain what you mean by that.
I had a replica ST with the RS body kit.
And all the other parts were green.
Including the gearbox on the diff.
Oh, look at that!
But the ultimate green one is the ultimate green.
It's ultimate green.
It is a little bit lurid.
That is Larry.
It is ultimately Larry.
It's ultimately green.
It's chav 9000.
But that's the best way.
I just want one of those modified in a slightly scummy way.
If you're going to do it though,
you might as well go with the whole Hulk wrap.
That's what I'm saying.
You know what I want to know?
Is our Mark 2 RS is as chavy in like Europe.
Because take for instance a like an E46 M3.
You go to Germany.
It's either a track car.
It's like a really nice clean, you know, sort of one.
There aren't any scumbags in them.
Whereas in the UK, if you're a Mark 2 RS owner,
you know you are a scumbag.
You've either got 400 miles on it.
Yeah.
And that's it.
Or it's got Lamborghini doors.
Yeah.
And it's got air tech up the side.
Exactly.
And halo lights.
And your King Clown.
But I love you.
But you are a clown.
But does that exist in like Germany?
I don't know.
I mean, I haven't seen that many.
I mean, I'm not German.
No, but I'm just saying like in Europe,
where they have Mark 2 RS's.
If we have European followers,
which I believe we do.
Does that say so?
Please tell us like what is your initial thought?
Mine is interaction.
And then it's...
I have a feeling, because I've seen a few over in Holland,
and they're just normal.
They're just stock.
I think it's like how someone just enjoys a 1M,
where it's like a special thing that they're like,
that's just my car.
I love that one of those as well.
1M's cool.
But some sort of thought,
Mark 1 RS is as well,
because I still think a Mark 1 RS is an incredibly good.
They're obviously expensive for what they are.
But they're sub 20 grand.
I've seen there was one sold at auction the other day,
at a car's auction.
I think it was 60,000 miles.
I don't know what the condition of it was.
It might be rusty,
but 60,000 miles, it sold for 18 grand.
I will own...
It needs to be a mashed up one,
because I don't think that that is a 20 grand car.
I couldn't justify it.
That's like a up to 10 grand car for me.
But you'd never lose it.
No, I know,
but it would make me feel hurt
that I had that much money invested into.
A Mark 1 Focus though,
it has one of the most incredible chassis.
I also feel like I would prefer a modified one.
It's the same as driving an Escort Cosworth,
or Sierra Cosworth,
or something like that,
of that ilk,
where if you drive a bone stock one,
people say that when they drive an E30M3,
they go,
everyone goes,
this is the greatest car ever.
And then someone drives a standard one and goes,
this is kind of just okay.
So it's nice.
It's not all that.
Okay.
What about a Mark 1 Escort?
I would have a Mark 2.
Yeah, okay.
Mark, you want one of those as well?
Again, Mark 2 Escort,
but again,
if I wouldn't,
like an RS 1800 or whatever,
something like that,
the ultimate version,
I'd rather have a modified one.
Agreed.
Which is probably a good thing actually,
because it means
that you could go and buy one.
You don't care about the history.
No.
I'm matching Vins,
and it's got the right headrest,
and it's got all these headlights from a 79,
not from an 80.
Yeah, it cares.
You can just build it as you want.
It doesn't matter when I skid it into a bush.
Exactly.
Is that your one to the week?
So that's yours?
Ford Focus RS Mark 2,
or other Ford.
Ford or otherwise.
Ford or otherwise.
Or a Bentley Continental Superspot.
Ford or similar.
Ford or similar.
A rental car.
Benjamin.
I have one.
And I'll be honest with you,
for the listeners,
I've had it before,
but it's come back again.
It's a Nissan GT-R.
Oh, okay.
Because I was at a petrol station the other day,
as I frequently am,
because I never fill up enough fuel.
Daytime, though.
Only daytime.
Yeah, well, actually,
this way it got dark,
but I was on the way home.
Bloody hell, they should open those.
They should.
Well, this one must be the first.
It's kind.
There was a really quite nice
R35 Nissan GT-R.
Which one?
Early boy.
Okay.
How early?
Early.
Plate.
An O9.
Yeah, one of the first ones.
Is this your card?
Yeah.
Or maybe the first facelift.
No, well, that's great, isn't it?
I've already pulled the photo up.
Well, that's the same thing for a Nissan.
One of those,
and it had quite a nice set of pipes on it.
Oh, and the exhaust too.
Yeah, that was great.
And then I stood outside the car,
and I had to finish filling up.
How did you do that?
I finished filling up,
and I lingered by my car
before I went in and paid
because I was waiting to hear it drive off.
And he didn't do a pull.
But it sounded like it already purred from...
Oh, it's just...
I got one.
Do you know what I thought the other day
when I saw a photo of an R35?
Is that they have one of the most unique shapes of car.
Like, if you compare it to what it gets compared to,
like a 911,
911 is maybe one of the other ones
where it's a...
You know a 911.
Yeah, you know that silhouette.
But that roof line
and that front fender line,
front wing line,
is so unlike anything else.
It is a truly quite pretty car,
I actually believe.
I would have never called them that.
Because they're not that fussy to look at.
No.
They're more modern stuff.
It's that roof line.
It looks...
I don't know.
It looks like a 1950s drawing
of a futuristic car,
if that makes sense.
The future.
The mishand GTI.
It will be flying in space
as Elon Musk.
And they say it will be bade for 20 years.
That hasn't aged, in my opinion.
I think if that counts down,
I mean, a few little tweaks,
but it will basically brush it.
I think the super early one.
If you sit in a super early one.
I haven't.
As a...
But they do...
They are a little bit aged.
Because in the early ones
they've got like orange lighting in the dial.
There's just some...
There's certain bits in there
that you go,
whereas there's still like a 2010
or 2011, 2012 onwards.
But that's not what I want.
You want an early guy?
No.
I want a 2017...
You're an E.
Can you pull that out, please?
What's that?
2017 GTR.
Do you see one in your future?
I do.
No, there has to be one.
It will show me your palms.
I would buy another one.
There has to be one.
I've never said this before on the podcast.
If I...
Can we gamble with me?
When my time comes
and I haven't...
If I haven't owned one,
that is great.
Scramble with me, Ben, by when?
I don't.
Please.
Tomorrow.
I can't afford it.
Next week.
I love that.
Next year.
End of next year.
No.
End of 2027.
That's next year.
No, it's two years away.
I don't think it's going to happen by then.
But I will have one at some point
because...
You want one.
Would you maybe say
it's what you want this week?
Yeah.
I'd say it's my one of the week.
Oh, that's interesting.
I like that.
That's cool.
Is it deeper than that, though?
You want it this week
because it's not crazy.
It's not fleeting.
It's not just flying by the mind.
It's up there for me alongside...
He's just there.
V12 Vantage that and the 9-11.
Do you know what?
It's something I...
I can't remember if we talked about
at some point,
maybe towards the beginning
of one of the week,
that if you're truly afflicted
by cars,
you will know this pain of...
Some cars have a fleeting one.
They are...
I love one of those.
And then by next week
and you're like,
I'm gonna search everything about them.
I'm gonna work out which one I should buy,
what cars on the market there are.
And then one week later you go,
yeah, I still like it.
If I see what, I'm happy.
But I don't want to buy one that much.
But then there are some cars
which remain forever.
It's just sitting in your brain and go,
then this is yours, Ben.
I'm not going anywhere.
That's probably the car
I've wanted the longest.
Maybe an Aventador from when I was younger
because it's the Lamborghini
you grew up with.
We've learned that.
But I think I don't have an affliction for that.
In this color?
No, I'd quite like a black one.
Quite nice.
I think we've had a...
Yeah, I would like those wheels.
Brown.
Brown interior.
Because that generation out of Facebook
came with a really nice saddle brown interior,
which Will does like.
Really nice.
That's great.
So it's disgusting.
No, it's not sporty, that's fine.
Is that it?
That's your one of the week?
My life.
Okay, mine as I accidentally opened...
Well, this is one of them.
I saw this come up and it...
That's just one of the coolest things in the world.
A Sierra Sapphire Cosworth
is one of my all-time things I want.
I want, as I've said before, to ram-raid it into a shop.
I want to commit burglaries.
I want to outrun the police in their metros.
Brackets, they're going to pit-maneuver me in a three-series.
But not when the wheels get away.
Wheels get away.
But this one is something special.
This is coming up at an auction soon.
And it is a bright yellow.
There is a name for that, yellow.
It's not canary yellow.
Is it canary yellow?
This is a factory color.
No, no, no.
I think this has been painted.
But it's a modified car.
And it has, I think, their TSW wheels
looking touring car as hell with morettes.
Morettes is perfect.
This car...
Is that a vent?
I can't remember.
Sorry for audio listeners.
I think vents is for both.
You can't see the car.
It's all yellow.
The wheels are yellow.
Everything is yellow.
It's yellow body, yellow wheels, yellow engine.
Now, something I didn't check was the rear.
Sorry, I'm just double checking quickly.
Sorry, I know this isn't very good for audio listeners.
I'm just looking for...
Oh, I don't see an exhaust tip.
Oh, no.
Don't tell me it's got side exit.
Is it not side exit?
I think that might...
Okay.
That's quite interesting.
I think that is a side exit.
That's a bit of Sierra classic.
That's really quite cool.
So yeah, I want a Sierra Cosworth.
But in more real lands,
I want a Ranger of a Classic.
I've decided I will be buying a Ranger of a Classic.
A Bluga Black car.
I just want one.
I need one.
Would you accept any other color?
No.
No.
About dark blue?
No.
Blue.
Are there other kinds of black shades of black?
No cars.
Any other cars you want?
You say it's Bluga Black.
Correct.
Would you take...
Are they coming different black or is it just that one?
No.
Basically, Bluga Black is the only one that you have,
which is...
And I...
Before, I would have probably said yes,
but I did it on my eight series.
The eight series I bought is a color called Cosmos.
It's gray, which is a super dark black
that when the sun hits it goes to a gray.
I hate it.
I hate that color.
I want it to be black.
I want it to be gloss jet black.
Vanter black.
No, not that.
I just want a deep, a deep color black.
I don't like ones that shift.
What's the interior and what are the wheels?
It's brown.
It's a super dark brown color.
And the wheels are often LSE or a CSK.
And what color are they?
Those are black centers on a polished rim.
Or not on a polished rim,
an X-Boy Spectre type beat.
I've got a photo here.
So this towards the end of Ranger of a Classic production,
they made a long wheelbase version called an LSE,
which I don't actually like the long wheelbase.
The proportions look weird.
It looks like a weird limo,
but they have these five spoke wheels,
which were the same as the CSK,
which is the two door that they made right
towards the end of production.
And I just love it.
I just love it.
It's just so...
I feel right.
My friend, as I mentioned before,
Will, who's buying the Evo off me,
he runs a Land Rover specialist company.
And I've driven his classics multiple times.
Defenders, I'm not...
I'm not bothered.
I don't...
I can't do it.
But an old Range Rover.
That's different.
God, it just...
I feel...
I feel...
I don't think there's anything in this world
I feel more right inside of.
That's tough.
Don't take that out of context.
That's not...
But I think you're right about color.
About...
Well, about the black anyway.
It just has to be...
It would be difficult for that not to be...
Sorry.
There is one other option.
And that is our Den Green,
which is the super deep green color.
Like a...
Almost like a Malachite color.
Sorry.
I know there's lots of people that don't understand colors
who are like...
You've been there.
I think it's wrong.
You've got the M3.
That's your green guy.
I think you've got...
Otherwise, then you look a bit like green car, man.
Agreed.
No, I can hear that.
And it's a second choice,
which for me,
because...
Hard to find or...
Our Den Green is actually quite hard to find,
whereas a blue-go-black
is more semi-findable.
There are a few out there.
So hopefully...
I agree.
Coming weeks,
there will be a blue-go-black...
Wow.
You're saying...
It's imminent.
I want to buy one.
Okay.
I was going to buy that one.
The one that I got offered,
I was going to buy.
No.
Stop.
This is your logic here.
Don't say you want to.
What's happening?
I'm buying.
I already said I'm buying one.
Don't say you're going to buy one.
Don't believe in yourself.
Say you're going to buy one.
Say there is one coming soon.
It's happening.
It's happening like this week.
Maybe by the time the podcast goes out.
Yeah.
Well, now I have to buy that one.
I don't.
Now I have to buy the one that's online.
Otherwise, someone else is going to buy it.
There we go.
Next time you see us,
there will be a range of a classic set behind us.
And a Nissan GTR.
Hopefully.
And a Ford Focus.
And a Ford GT.
And a Ford.
Something.
Great place to end the podcast.
Thank you very much for listening to this week's episode of Carl's Reloading Around
Me.
We'll be back next week.
Ben is running away because he needs to go to the toilet.
I hope you have a great week.
And remember, let us know, you're Carl, your rules and ruins, creams.
I'm going to go and pee in the new toilet.
Nice.
About this episode
Elon Musk's ambitious plans for a flying Tesla are discussed, alongside the return of TVR and the concept of drive-thru mechanics. The hosts share their thoughts on various car-related topics, including the challenges of modern car ownership, the evolution of classic cars, and the quirks of different automotive cultures. With a mix of humor and personal anecdotes, they explore the automotive landscape, touching on everything from the latest tech to nostalgic favorites.
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clutch
Coyote engine
Pagani
polybushed
Porsche Tunnel Mode
RPF-1
subwoofer
tires
Acura CL
Aston Martin V12 Vantage
Bentley Continental GTC Supersports
BMW 3 Series
BMW M3
BMW M5
Bugatti Veyron
Chevrolet Corvette
Fiat Punto 3 Doors
Ford Fiesta
Ford Fiesta Active
Ford Focus
Ford GT
Ford Model T
Ford Mustang
Ford Ranger
Honda S2000
Infiniti Q45
Land Rover Range Rover
Mercedes-Benz A-Class
Mercedes-Benz CLS
Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross
Nissan GT-R
Opel Zafira
Pagani Utopia
Pagani Zonda
Peugeot 106
Porsche 911
Renault Twingo
Tesla Cybertruck
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model Y
Tesla Roadster
TVR Cerbera
TVR Griffith
Volkswagen Golf
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