Ep.397 God Level
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Car
Chevrolet Monte Carlo
The Chevrolet Monte Carlo is an older-style American coupe. It was built to be comfortable and stylish, not just fast. People talk about it because it’s a recognizable classic model.
Car
Chevrolet El Camino
The Chevrolet El Camino is a car that has a small truck bed in the back. It was popular because it was more like a normal car to drive, but you could still haul stuff.
Term
wheels and offsets
Offset is basically how “in” or “out” the wheel sits on the car. It changes the look and can also affect whether the tire rubs the fender or suspension.
Term
slam a car
“Slammed” usually means the car is lowered a lot so it looks like it’s almost scraping the ground. In a game, it’s shown by the car sitting very low.
Term
suspension
Suspension is what holds the wheels to the car and lets the car move up and down over bumps. Changing it can make the car sit higher or lower.
Term
aftermarket body panels
Aftermarket body panels are replacement exterior panels made by companies other than the original automaker. They’re often used to change appearance or repair damage, and the hosts are criticizing a game for not offering these kinds of parts.
Brand
Porsche
Porsche is the car company. Here they’re talking about Porsche’s control over what brands and parts can be used in a game.
Brand
RUF
RUF is a company that makes high-performance cars based on Porsche designs. In this discussion, they’re talking about which brands show up in a game.
Term
knockoffs
Knockoffs are fake or unlicensed copies that look like the real branded parts. Here, they’re saying the game has copycat wheels but not the specific panels they expected.
Term
fiberglass body panel
A fiberglass body panel is a car exterior piece made from fiberglass. It’s often used for lighter or specialty parts, and the hosts are surprised the game doesn’t include any.
Term
overfender
An overfender is an extra piece of bodywork that sticks out over the wheel. People use it when they run wider tires so everything looks clean and the tire doesn’t stick out.
Term
drift
Drifting is when a driver keeps the car sideways on purpose while still controlling it. Because the tires are working hard and the car is turned a lot, clearance and tire fitment become really important.
Term
wide body kit
A wide body kit is a set of bolt-on parts that make the car look wider. Drifters use it to fit bigger wheels/tires and to keep them from rubbing when the car is turned hard.
Term
crane wing
A crane wing is a big rear spoiler mounted high like a crane arm. People run them to help the car stay planted at speed, but it also makes the car look more aggressive.
Term
front lip
A front lip is a small add-on at the very bottom of the front bumper. It can make the car look lower and more aggressive, but it can get scraped if you drive over bumps.
Term
side skirts
Side skirts are the pieces of bodywork along the bottom of the doors. They’re often added to change the look and sometimes to help the airflow under the car.
Term
insane arrow
They’re talking about aerodynamics—how the car’s shape can push it down onto the road. More “downforce” usually means better grip in corners, even though it can make the car a bit slower on top speed.
Concept
time attack
Time attack is basically racing against the clock—trying to set the fastest lap time. Cars built for it are often modified to keep traction and performance steady for repeated laps.
Term
all wheel drive
All-wheel drive means the truck sends power to all four wheels. That usually helps it stick better on loose or slippery surfaces, which makes drifting and off-road driving easier to control.
Car
Ford F150 Lightning
The F-150 Lightning is a pickup truck that runs on electricity instead of gasoline. It’s meant to do the same kind of jobs as a regular F-150, but with an electric powertrain. People talk about it because it’s one of the more well-known electric trucks.
Term
turbo noises
Turbo noises are the sounds a turbocharger makes when the engine is accelerating. They’re saying some of those sounds in the clips are enjoyable, while others don’t sound right to them.
Car
Nissan R35 Gtr
The Nissan GT-R (R35) is a fast sports car built for performance. People talk about it because it can accelerate very quickly and is capable in racing-style driving. In your excerpt, it’s mentioned because of popular drag and performance videos.
Concept
slip angle
Slip angle is basically “pointing vs going.” In a drift, the car’s nose is aimed one way, but the car moves a different way because the tires are sliding.
Concept
full angle
In drifting, “full angle” means the car is turned a lot sideways compared to where it’s actually going. The more sideways it is while staying controlled, the more “serious” the drift looks.
Term
Max toe
Toe is how much your wheels point inward or outward compared to the car. “Max toe” means it’s set to an extreme, which can make the car feel twitchy or harder to control.
Term
FD car angle
In drifting, “angle” is how sideways the car is while it’s still moving forward. They’re saying the setup they’re talking about doesn’t get the car as sideways as the FD-style drift cars.
Term
70 percent angle versus like 180
They’re talking about how sideways the car is in the drift. A bigger number means the car is rotated more, which looks wilder but is harder to control.
Car
Plymouth Barracuda
The Plymouth Barracuda is a classic muscle car from the 1960s. Some versions are remembered as disappointing because they weren’t as well-rounded as people hoped. The podcast is basically calling out a Barracuda that didn’t perform or handle the way you’d expect.
Term
front slam
“Front slam” means the front of the car is lowered a lot. People do it for looks, but it can make the car ride rough and scrape more easily.
Part
back lift kit
A lift kit raises the car. A “back lift kit” raises the rear more than the front, which changes the car’s stance and can affect how it drives.
Car
Hyundai Ioniq
The Hyundai Ioniq is a car from Hyundai that’s made to be efficient. Depending on the version, it can be electric or a hybrid. In the context you shared, the discussion is pointing at the electric side of the Ioniq.
Term
D
“D” means Drive. It’s the setting that tells the car to move forward, without you having to shift gears yourself.
Concept
worst handling car in the game
“Handling” in driving games usually refers to how predictable and controllable the car feels—things like steering response, grip, and how easily it changes direction. Calling it the “worst handling car” implies it’s harder to drive quickly or consistently on the game’s roads.
Topic
rice paddies
They’re describing the scenery—farmland with rice fields—where the driving is happening in the game.
Car
Dodge Power Wagon
The Dodge Power Wagon is a tough pickup truck designed for heavy work and off-road use. It’s known for being built to handle rough conditions. The podcast mentions it as a comparison to another truck with a similar vibe.
Car
Dodge Ram
The Dodge Ram is a large pickup truck made for towing and hauling. The “2,500” part usually refers to a specific version that’s rated for heavier work. It’s a common truck people notice because it’s used a lot.
Term
V8
A V8 is an engine with eight cylinders. It’s a classic muscle-car engine type that usually feels powerful.
Car
Challenger Hellcat
The Challenger is a muscle car from Dodge. It’s designed to look bold and drive with strong performance. The podcast is saying it looks like a Hellcat, which is a high-performance version of the Challenger.
Term
Supercharged
A supercharger is like an air pump for the engine. It forces extra air in, so the engine can make more power than it would naturally.
Part
trunk spoiler
A trunk spoiler is an aerodynamic add-on mounted on the rear of the trunk lid. Its job is to improve airflow over the back of the car to help generate downforce and reduce lift at speed.
Term
downforce
Downforce is the “squish” effect from airflow that pushes the car down onto the road. That helps the tires grip and makes the car feel more stable at speed.
Car
AMC Matador
The AMC Matador is an older American car model. It’s known for its unique look from its era. The podcast mention is basically someone trying to identify a car by comparing it to a Matador.
Term
Hellcat motor
A “Hellcat motor” means the engine from Dodge’s Hellcat cars. It’s known for being very powerful and using a supercharger to make extra power.
Term
SRT
SRT is a performance label Chrysler used on some of its cars. It generally means the car is tuned and built for racing-style driving, not just regular transportation.
Term
timing
In engines, “timing” means when things happen during the engine’s cycle, like when the spark fires. Getting that timing right helps the engine make power smoothly and efficiently.
Car
Mercedes AMG GT
The Mercedes-AMG GT is a high-performance Mercedes made by AMG, the brand’s performance arm. The hosts are talking about a new version that they say is electric, meaning it would use an electric motor instead of the usual gas engine.
Term
horsepower
Horsepower is a number that describes how much power a vehicle can produce. Higher horsepower usually means stronger acceleration and more performance.
Term
Tail lights
Tail lights are the lights on the back of the car. They help other drivers see you, especially when you slow down.
Car
Ford Fusion
The Ford Fusion is a mid-size car (a sedan) meant for everyday driving. It’s designed to be comfortable and practical for regular trips. People compare it to other sedans because they’re in the same general size and purpose category.
Car
Ford Taurus or fusion
They’re comparing the car’s look to common Ford sedans—the Taurus and the Fusion—rather than to a dedicated sports car.
Term
full elect
They mean “fully electric,” like an EV that runs on batteries instead of a gas engine. They’re saying that choice is dumb to them.
Car
Ford Mustang
The Ford Mustang is a sports car made by Ford. It’s known for its classic look and for being fun to drive. People bring it up a lot because it’s one of the most recognizable performance cars.
Topic
Nürburgring 24
The Nürburgring 24 is a famous 24-hour race at the Nürburgring track in Germany. Cars have to keep running reliably for a whole day while drivers stay consistent.
Term
DNF
DNF stands for “did not finish.” It means the car couldn’t complete the race distance and had to stop before the end.
Car
Porsche 911
The Porsche 911 is a famous sports car with a very recognizable shape. Here, they’re saying another car looks a lot like a 911 from the side.
Term
twin turbo V8
A twin-turbo V8 is a powerful engine setup where two turbochargers help the engine breathe harder. That usually means more acceleration and stronger performance than a similar engine without turbos.
Car
Nissan GT-R
The Nissan GT-R is one of Nissan’s most famous fast cars. They’re talking about the next one being teased, meaning Nissan is hinting at what’s coming next.
Car
Volkswagen Jetta
“Mark six Jetta” means the Volkswagen Jetta from the sixth generation. It’s a common compact sedan, and people often modify them because parts are easy to find.
Car
Nissan Skyline
The Nissan Skyline is a famous Japanese sports car. The host is saying it’s not the GT-R version, but another Skyline.
Term
Manual transmission
A manual transmission is the kind of car where you shift gears yourself using a clutch and a gear stick. It usually gives the driver more control than an automatic.
Topic
gravel trial
A gravel trial is a driving event on loose gravel. The hard part is that the surface grip changes a lot, so you have to be careful with throttle and steering to keep traction.
Topic
Timo
They’re saying the gravel trial is happening at a place called Timo. It sounds like the event location, but the transcript doesn’t explain what/where it is.
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electrician. He's just in crawl spaces. I don't want to do that either.
That's crazy.
Learn to code. It's probably like three to four weeks.
So you don't even need to know out anymore. You just fucking ask Claude.
Hey,
dude, my boss asked Claude to build on a website. Is it Claude or Claude?
Claude. I just, is it a French Canadian? I don't know what was going on here.
It wasn't quite sure.
He was like, build me a website, put it into this GitHub repository.
Do this. This is just spit it out in like 30 seconds.
Yeah. Suppository.
Also spit out and put it, put it in my GitHub suppository.
I'm going to hit this button because this is all valid conversations
during the show anyway.
Oh, you're going to start it right now. Turn me on. 321
Yeah.
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podcast. As always, I'm joined by a Chuku and shook TD.
Oh, yeah. Corey's out of the office tonight, getting his hardcore on.
He's doing stuff with Phil.
He is out there fucking picking up change.
Who do you think's on top?
Probably definitely Phil actually. Yeah, definitely Phil.
He would wear Corey like a glove.
I don't remember Corey's got that.
He's like over the top, he's got that switch switch.
So yeah, just realized I had this read, but way too late.
I'm definitely doing my morning workout tonight when I get home.
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Yeah. How was that?
It was great. Great time.
Just chill. It was nice.
What happened? Solid vibes.
Front to back.
What happened? Anything good?
I tell you what happened is now Josh and I are heavily influenced to buy
canopies for our vehicles.
Seriously, some show up with a canopy, awning,
Raph, a Kenobi. Yeah.
On the his buddy's truck.
Yeah. Yeah. V's truck. The V's truck.
Yeah. Ironman 4X4.
I don't know if it's three quarter canopy.
I don't know.
The Batwing. I don't know the Batwing.
Honestly, not as much as I thought monetarily.
They had the straight shooter, the one that goes straight out.
That's like 200 bucks.
That's the one I'm getting.
If you want the one.
Well, we were thinking we get two straight shooters in Dockham.
We have we park next to each other.
And we watch the Batwing do.
It just it just goes out of Batwing.
But it's just don't straighten the elbow.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's right.
Just that's coming base.
But if Josh and I park next to each other, we can double then.
We can double wide.
How? How wide is this thing?
We could have how girthier awning, Pangea.
His awning covered almost the whole parking lot.
Front to front to back to the sun, actually, if at all of us,
I'd almost went.
Yeah, like a tailgate.
It was close to pretty far.
So you guys are all on a V zoning.
What was it mounted to hit the truck?
The truck just pops out, does a little fold out.
And it's got two drop points for for legs.
Hold on. I'm holding.
Was it?
Yes, it just would screw it into the cab or what?
No, like the roof rack.
Yeah, it's part up.
Yeah, it's up.
They fold it right in and drive right along.
It folds into like a little like pack.
Probably would.
If you did drive off with it open, you'd hear it.
You'd hear some damage.
Yeah. Yeah.
There'd be some noise.
You hear a bat wing flapping.
Yeah, it sounds like you were being pursued by the dark nights.
Let me plastic bag.
Just maybe you're like, just this shit, it's open again.
Where is he?
We I've never felt cooler shade.
Swear to me, swear me.
Just as you drive around.
So the shade was unbelievably cool.
Shades, rather aggressive.
It was the coolest shade I've ever felt.
It must have been.
I heard the shades.
Parents died, though.
Yeah, you know, well, tragic.
Alfred, though, really stand up guy.
Yeah. So would you like me to deploy your shade?
So, yeah, like that was an accessory.
And we were like, you know what?
That's the first one.
I like that.
That works.
And you just put it on your roof rack.
Yeah.
Yep.
And then it comes out.
Do you have roof racks?
I do have a stock one.
We got a roof rack.
Not yet.
This is I'm thinking long term.
So I can put this on my Alex.
Yeah, your roof rack holds a little more or a little less
amount. I can't remember.
Probably more.
But that's that's the dynamic weight.
Yeah.
Once I went over this, once it stopped, you can do whatever
you want.
You could pull a front load up.
Yeah, you're talking about the tension.
Yeah, that's the thrust thing.
Yeah, yeah, the thrust.
The maximum thrust.
So you could definitely put that in.
Dan, when you solo test that out, the thrust ability.
Not yet.
I got to get the time.
I might get up there and sort of thrusting.
You might have to.
How are we going to measure that?
Bring it around.
You got to do the Jurassic Park where you put the water.
Right at the top.
You can see the get Jeff Goldblum.
You see how much T-Rex you can get on it.
Jeff Goldblum.
Life finds a way.
Anybody else feel this?
There's threat.
There's thrusting up here.
Oh, the thrust.
Oh, what a guy.
Speaking of thrusting, lovely lady.
I met him in high school.
He's fucking insane.
He is. He really is.
Load cell roof thrusting.
There we go.
I've been deep into.
Sorry, I'm going to get a little carried.
No, it's fine.
No, we have nothing.
Really no agenda.
We get some news that we want to cover and we're out in an hour.
I give you an agenda.
I've been deep in solar.
Look at PV.
Yeah, a little photovoltaic.
Yeah, I'm a bit of a solar man.
Yeah, he is 200 watt hour solar panel.
Amazon, 160 bucks.
Yeah.
And I don't know what that means.
200 watt hour.
I'm like, nobody does.
That's a cool part.
So I'm like, well, what the fuck does that mean in terms of part?
Like, what can I do with 200 watt?
So I asked Claude because what else would you do with Claude
except for use electricity?
Yeah.
And apparently you can charge a phone like 20 to 80 times.
It said with that very large range or maybe it's 40, 60.
Isn't it?
Isn't that how much power it's producing?
Yes, producing 200 watt hours or whatever the fuck every hour
or whatever that is every hour.
I don't know in a full day.
Jesus, that came out of me.
It's like 1500 to 1800 watts.
It produces a day.
So that means you could run like a TV for like 18 hours.
If it had a bad.
Well, if here's an easy way to look at it.
If you whatever device you're using.
Yeah, depending on the watt hours, depending upon the wattage.
So 200 watt hour would take one hour to deplete
if you were using a series of devices that pulled 200 watts.
Right. 200 watts is like no power.
And I mean, let me think.
What are some things here?
Let's do this exercise.
What are some things you'd like to use that for?
Realistically, the only things that I personally.
PlayStation five TV.
Yeah, I'm crazy.
Dance, dance, revolution, maybe a commercial scale.
Air conditioning unit.
Those are like the big things that you basically can't run.
Camping fridge, right?
I can't.
There are camping fridges that are low,
but like ovens are like 1500 watt hour.
So OK, so you can't fuck load.
That's my ovens like fucking.
But now they have 400 and 500 watt panels
for not even that much more.
I was like, and then if you if you give me old Daisy chain.
Yeah, you could do that, too.
You can get a lot of them down to the same battery,
depending upon your coverage, right?
Also, your bank has to be large enough
to store all the right cable to hold.
Yeah. But like, while it was daytime,
you're charging faster than it is expending.
So right, right.
So in all seriousness,
what is something you'd like to power with this?
Just like chargers.
Oh, OK, phone charger, phone,
charger, camera, that kind of stuff.
So it'd be small.
But that's why I was looking into it originally,
because I was like, well,
you just turn the car lights, camping lights.
I don't want to do that if it's nighttime.
So I would store energy in a battery,
charge all of our shit overnight
or like have what you call it, the satellite internet.
You can buy a little startling batteries
with freaking solar panels built into them.
You can't. Yeah.
What's the one that you have on the name?
Jackery. Jackery has one.
And you can even tie in, I think,
aftermarket panels into it and stuff.
So the starling power consumption depends on the model.
Typically range from 20 to 150 watts during active use.
An hour. That's cheap.
I believe so. Right.
So you could run it all day on that while your truck was off
200 watt panel.
Actually, let's see.
But if you had like a deep cycle battery attached to your truck,
translates into roughly one point one point five kilowatt hour per day.
So one point five kilowatt hour.
So 1500 per day per day divide that by, you know, roughly one panel
would cover that one 200 watt panel.
Yeah. If you had a battery for it and it was all day.
And right.
And you were just had the thing on the entire time.
That's what you get the battery for.
It's funny. We're talking about this because I had, you know,
I have solar in my house and I have Tesla batteries
in probably for like the last nine days.
I've been totally off the grid and then it hit 90 degrees
and we turned the AC on and I gone.
My battery is gone by the by right now, like 7 p.m.
Batteries fucking smoke.
Yeah, because that's anything that generates heat is a central air system
and it's old. It's insane.
As I said, I was off the grid for fucking nine days straight.
There was a day of straight clouds still off the grid all day.
Yeah. Yeah.
AC comes on. That's it.
Right. See you later, dude.
It's just fucking rich.
Ed says he has a jackery 1000
They make pay less for it.
Yeah, I have.
I kind of wanted to DIY make my own because it looks fun.
I have one with I forgot who makes the battery,
but I have panels for my battery.
Also fucking crazy.
You're going to main tomorrow.
Thanks for the invite.
Yeah, out there just getting traveling.
Conquer in man.
Million miles.
Fuck out there.
I want to go.
Why can't I go?
Huh?
You can go.
Huh?
I'll call out right now.
I think I just think it's cool and I I don't understand it.
And that's why I want to learn it.
Nice little accessory.
You know, I want to start small, do like tiny stuff.
And then once I was like, oh, shit, I want to power a fucking.
I don't know what you would even need that much power for.
Because I want to do like auxiliary lighting for camping,
which is not much LEDs aren't going to draw much at all.
You can run LEDs for like 20 hours.
Yeah, on a battery and a 200 while because I forget.
It depends on the setup.
But like, yeah, they're not drawing insane amounts,
especially for that.
You're not running a fucking billboard sign or anything
like that by any means.
Times Square.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
No, maybe.
It lives under.
You know, the program home assist.
You're looking to that.
Do you know how to run it?
That'd be that'd be a fucking killer side gig.
I was like building out a bunch of stuff with it at my house.
And I was like, you could charge all the money on earth
to just want to make stuff for people.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's you can do all the flow charts with it.
Right. That's the one.
I mean, literally my home assist at my house,
like if my battery is low, it turns to a light red.
And if it's green, we're overproducing.
And like you can make it so you drive down the driveway
and opens your garage door.
Yeah, there's a bunch of shit you could do.
That's a cool.
You can like do water flow on it.
I would love to do like home networks like walking
and be like, all right, you need.
Yeah, people need access points everywhere.
People need it, dude.
They go available for home network
and solution development.
You get a Raspberry Pi for like 20 bucks,
throw a home assist on it.
Hit me up, Doug.
All of a sudden, all your shit does this by itself.
You didn't need to do Raspberry Pi now.
There's so many nook options for like 200 bucks on Amazon.
Like AMD, they're like a little brick computer.
Oh, yeah, whatever you want.
Yeah. And then you can run like full windows on it
and just throw it in TV.
Yeah, but you know, if you're just using it
for a home assist server, you don't want.
You don't want all the complications.
I was like, could you just upload all the.
I mean, my.
Is onto the Raspberry Pi runs on a NAS storage.
Yeah, you could.
Well, it depends on the.
Yeah, the NAS.
Have you got it or NAS?
I call it NAS.
You have a Synology.
So it's got a brain.
Yeah, that's a brain.
That's a good one. Right.
Well, you could you could take this nook
and just connect it to like an SMB storage,
like a Drobo or something like that.
And then you have your storage, your home assist,
all that kind of things.
You're sighing, big dog.
Yeah, but nobody needs me.
They mark it.
You don't know.
You don't know that yet.
They all need you.
Don't listen to them.
What have we got going on this weekend?
I don't know about any car events this weekend.
I know that my man of the land
at the New England Auto Chateau is throwing
the cars and coffee next weekend.
Next week, which will be Jesus.
I don't know.
The 30th, I think.
OK, 30th of May.
That is in Exeter, maybe Rhode Island.
That's not the farthest from me.
Cool little spot.
Is it like high brow cars or like?
No, it's just whatever junk.
Bring junk. I have junk.
What is what is he owned?
Doesn't he own like Monte Carlo or something?
I don't know.
He's an El Camino El Camino.
That's what it is. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Keep going. Sorry.
He's going to El Camino.
Remember two things.
El Camino.
There's some high in shit that showed up,
like just your typical Porsche guys with a payment.
I mean, say, yeah, because the Chateau,
they're they're catering to, you know,
those who need storage.
Guys who need storage.
But there were some cool stuff that came out.
Oh, gravel trial, Timo Neil on Sunday.
Oh, that's cool.
He's trying to do a late entry.
I'll do it. Get it.
Get up there and do that thing.
Let's put some spikes in your wheels.
You think you can do a high mile per hour entry?
Yeah, for sure.
I've been doing those in Forza for the past couple days.
You bought that. I did.
I'd like to try it out on fucking gravel, please.
Let's do a quick for the new video game.
Six minute. Right.
You want to recap?
No, give me more than a minute.
We get plenty of time.
So so it's new.
It just came out based in Japan.
Is it all I'm seeing?
The map is cool.
All I'm seeing is it's FH five, but a reskin.
It's a reskin FH five.
OK, what's FH? Oh, Forza Horizon.
Yeah, what video game system do I need for this?
I think it's on everything.
Yeah, you can do PC.
You can do I got the Nintendo one.
No, probably.
Now that turns out turns out not that you can play it on your laptop.
The laptop.
But that, right.
I mean, that's a look at a laptop like a fucking nerd.
It's or you can look it up to your TV.
I didn't say that.
Still there in TV.
Dude, you have a fucking flip phone.
What are you playing my computer?
Because PC gaming is really fun.
It's the best gaming nerds.
It is. I do like it because I just got a TV.
I don't even realize I'm on a PC.
If I play a game, I have wide monitor
and I'm using the Xbox controller.
So to me, I'm like, this is just really good.
I'm using the Xbox controller in the X bone.
I'll tell you this.
So it was all playing on the computers.
Yes, with an Xbox controller with a keyboard,
because Xbox and PC are the same thing now.
Yeah, you hit the Xbox button.
You open up the Xbox live app. Come on.
That's it. That's for me.
So can I can't just buy an Xbox
and not have to deal with computer?
Yeah, if you want to spend a bunch of money on a computer.
You know, they're less now, but still like it's still a lot for whatever it is.
I mean, Xbox, look at it is S.
If you buy a computer, you can play other games that aren't on Xbox.
They're going for 700 bucks.
You could buy Xbox 700 dollars.
Xbox series. Oh, my God.
It goes up to buy a computer.
It goes up to eight. Yeah.
I mean, 599 to 799
That's fucking stupid.
Can I just slap that computer on my TV?
Yes. All of a sudden I have a computer TV.
And with if it's on steam in your at your house,
you can do the steam play where you can like stream it to any.
I heard about that.
It's I might be able to.
Can I just do that with steam on my Samsung TV?
Isn't that a thing they do?
I don't know. I don't know yet.
The steam's coming out with their own console console.
That that'll be sick.
Maybe just wait for that.
Doesn't steam box already exist?
Yeah, yeah, but it's not good.
My brother has one of those little fucking steam things.
Those are cool.
It's going to be that, but better.
It's going to be an Xbox.
So put it in the chat.
Same with me.
He said first four is I haven't bought.
And it's in Japan Japan.
You're like open world Japan driving.
Yeah, I'll buy an Xbox tonight.
I got so much energy.
I'm not going to sleep till 3 a.m.
Pop on Wal-Mart on the way home.
You can do all the cool places on the road.
Yeah, yeah, I'd be cool if the drift tracks are in there.
I don't know if they're only the part that I'm like,
all right, that's cool.
I guess there's a track builder.
Yeah.
And there's a lot of people already building
yeah, replicas of tracks, et cetera, et cetera.
There's a couple things.
First of all, for the price, it was a hundred and twenty
dollars for early acts.
Is that drifting?
Is there drifting?
Yes, I like this heavy based in in the Japan.
Yeah, there's a lot of it's heavy drift focus.
There's some off-roading.
OK, you can build some off-roading,
but it's not like rock crawling.
It's like is there actually racing racing to yeah.
Arcadia style.
It feels good to race.
It feels good to drift.
It feels good on the whole.
It feels good.
But I don't didn't like the early access price,
even though you get a fuckload of stuff.
So all right, you why do that?
You get early access gaming.
You get a bunch of packs like car packs
and then you're guaranteed that are not available to buy separately.
I don't know if they are.
I mean, and what I mean by that is like, what's the I think
they're pre-order packs.
Are we in early access right now?
Do you have the game came out yesterday?
So because like basic four is a cost is 70 bucks.
I think so, is it OK?
But you were guaranteed like two expansions
or all the expansions.
I forget how they market it.
You get with that.
Right, right, right.
A little shit that's going to come out now, too.
Right, because they get early access stuff
and then you get stuff coming.
Yeah, yeah, because because for the next four years ish.
Yeah, it's going to be.
It'll be. Yeah.
So it's good, but car X is like a fucking eighth of the price.
From a driving perspective or overall perspective, just in terms of fun.
Car X is 15 bucks, I think.
And like there's a bunch of custom maps.
You can adjust your wheels and offsets.
You can't do that in Forza.
No, like you can't even tell.
Like because didn't they they allowed you to do that in five, I thought.
Yeah, but like you don't really see it.
Like if you slam a car in Forza, it's not slammed in car X.
You can fucking put it on the ground inside the right because I remember
in car X, you can the you can see the rubber poking through the fenders
dependent and you can set all the suspension how you want.
You can do that in Forza, but there's no aesthetic change, which I don't like.
That's lame when it's a triple.
I want to see it.
Yeah, I also don't like that.
There's like no no aftermarket body panels.
It's Bush League because a lot of companies probably like,
I don't want you to modify my car.
Maybe I know Porsche did that to them, so they didn't have Porsche for a long time.
They had RUF.
Oh, that was the best.
And they got rid of RUF because Porsche was like, fuck you.
And now they have Porsche again.
Porsche used to make their own game called Porsche Challenge, and it was terrible.
That's why they didn't want it in the game.
So anyways, you can get all the cool wheels.
Like they have licensing for road of wheels, but you're telling me you couldn't get
like a single fiberglass body panel in the game with no name.
Right. Or I'm wondering if, you know, the road is there.
There's all knockoffs of other licensed wheels they have in the game.
Yeah. Jesus, because like did did did the fiberglass
panel companies be like, no, you're making money off that.
We need to get it cut.
How much money would they want?
I don't know. Just pay to use there.
But they could just say like, yeah, yeah, they just license it.
Just like they licensed that.
Why wouldn't they license?
Car X did it and they have stupid names.
It's like, well, this is an ING overfender.
It's like, yeah, that's a indirect, you know, way around it, I guess.
Right. But fours are maybe being so big.
So they don't have any overfenders in there.
That's fucking a big hit to the drift.
No, they do. They have like for the 36, they have a really ugly body kit.
That's wide body that kind of looks like felony form.
So it's just like all these front and rear overfenders.
And then I have a spoon neck wing or the crane wing.
Yeah. And then the front lip.
It's just like a riveted on piece of black stripping.
Just like it's like you guys just gave up really.
Yeah, it's just gave up.
So it's like in the side skirts are stock.
So it's like, I have a wide body kit with sock side skirts,
stock bumpers and a shitty lip.
All right, get out there.
You're going to build that show yourself.
So aesthetics. That's Claude.
I give like a two out of 10.
OK, I was just going to say two out of 10.
That's that's a hard, hard sport.
Like compared to car X, car X shits on that.
But driving feels nice on the whole.
Yeah, it's fun to drive around. It's fun to do.
I like doing so other people can run people over.
You can drive with people.
You can pull up to them and caravan with them
and then rip shit together.
But are there pedestrians?
And you can't hit pedestrians.
You could like you'll be driving
and then see another person also drifting a track
and you just butt up with them
and then you guys have some fun and then they'll be like,
hey, you want to join my convoy?
You hit the button. Now you guys drift together.
Is it is it is it?
What do you call it?
Ghosts or is there a ghost when you caravan?
You can hit each other.
Okay.
So what me and my buddy do is we'll find like a drift.
You just free roam and you'll find a section of the track
that's like from A to B on this section of the track
as a drift zone.
So you just do as much many points as you can.
So we'll sit there and autistically just beat each other
back and forth, back and forth and then share the tech
and then see who gets higher.
Yeah, Sammy and I didn't drive together
but we would reset each other's scores in the last one
or maybe the one before.
I really don't even know.
I was doing that with you too.
That they, they, that sucked because they let us drive
for like a month.
We set all these crazy scores that they reset.
No, they didn't reset the scores.
They nerfed the points that you get from drifting
and then didn't wipe the scoreboards.
That's so we were like, okay.
So I can't touch my fucking score now.
You just ruined it.
You just ruined the that segment of enjoying it for like
three weeks when I was like, fuck this game, I quit.
Well, you meet other people on the internet there.
Do you tell them you're drifting in real life?
You're like, hey, guy.
I haven't talked to a single person.
Guess what?
I haven't even partied up with a single person.
I usually decline it.
What's that even?
What's partied up?
Like the caravan thing.
Take Molly and stare at the lights.
I just drive around the world, man.
Enjoy Japan.
The map.
Is it Tokyo?
Gigantic, big, delivers what's the 10 score on that.
Can we get outside on the fields?
Can we go to the rice paddy?
You can.
I like that.
You can.
Can you go to the forest?
I was joking about that.
You can just hold it right trigger and drive through the forest.
You can crush everything in the game, except for like
some buildings and soccer trees.
Like you could just drive through the woods
and break every tree in the world.
That's beautiful.
It's hilarious.
And they also added my favorite part is they added GPS.
And then you can pick like, hold on.
I don't even mean added GPS.
So you can put a nav point and then you can open up your GPS thing
and say, drive me here and then just go get a drink.
And it'll literally drive you there
and get you points while it's doing it.
Oh, okay.
Like it'll fly there as fast as it can.
It gets you points, element adds to it versus fast travel.
You can still fast travel too.
But you don't get points for fast travel.
He's not drift me there.
And it just.
It will drift a little bit.
Nice.
But yeah, I'm like, I got a piece.
I'll just fucking rip this over here.
And then I get back.
I'm at the thing and I play.
All right.
I get that you didn't give me the map score.
The map is awesome.
It's good.
9, 8, 10, 10, 10, 15.
That's I don't think there's anything wrong with the map.
OK.
And even if there's a map, there's here driving dynamics.
It's arcadey.
You said like the previous one.
But also it feels like surprisingly good.
Like it wasn't one of them on Hawaii.
Hawaii.
I don't know the force with the super dude.
Yeah, you like you can have like ridiculous.
So I've been dripped.
One of the pre-order cars is a Tacoma,
but it's like got insane arrow.
You know, like big fucking vents
and the exhaust comes out of the bed.
Love that.
So it's like a crazy like time attack Tacoma.
But I've been drifting in it because it's all wheel drive.
So I do the off road drifting events with it.
And it's fun as fuck to drive.
I don't know.
Vehicle noises feel sounds.
Yeah, OK, five out of 10.
I could explain it like we have CTE if you want.
Yeah, stock vehicle noises. OK.
OK. Modified all the same.
How about the bobs?
They got bobs. OK.
Little bit of Bob's. Yeah, it's OK.
I mean, I'm not in for.
I heard somebody there's a clip of all the V8s.
There's a lightning.
F-150 lightning, the OG one, or not the OG OG,
not the whatever, OBS, the one after that.
Fast and furious parts in it.
Some of the turbo noises are good,
but a lot of like like the stock M 50 is funny.
It's just like, oh, it sounds like a cat almost.
Yes, long rev to come down.
Yeah, it's but it's yeah.
The civics sound terrible.
All of them.
So just like real life.
The time attack.
Yeah, the time attack ones sound OK.
Yeah. And they're cool.
Those the pre-order cars are cool.
I don't know if you could buy that pack or not.
Yeah, but they're like super arrow.
Yeah, so you could just be going a thousand miles an hour
and turn the cars like it's fun as fuck to drive.
Everybody was posting the R35 GTR drag car thing.
Yeah, that was supposedly a real winner in the streets.
Yeah, some of the drifting stuff
that people are making for like tunes,
you know, you could download tunes. Yeah.
Some of them are like turbo cornball,
like 10 out of 10, the lamest thing.
Yeah.
So like there's like a big circle that you can drift for points
and you aim the nose of the car at the wall and you just like holds.
Yeah, you just like go around the bowl aiming at it.
It holds you at the top of the ball.
So you're drifting like this.
So you can can you set that as a GPS destination?
Maybe I don't know. I haven't tried.
But like I've been watching I'll send you clips
when I find them on how people are drifting some of these maps.
Yeah. And the car will be like basically,
you know, the memes where it's like the drift car that's full angle
and it's like in reverse, but it's going straight.
It's like this dude's lagging out.
That's how they're drifting the tracks
and they're getting a million points.
You're just like, that's lame. Right.
It's just yeah, that guy's number one now.
Right. I can't.
Melting the system not in a good way.
Yeah, some dude was like, I'll put Max toe and then Max fucking this.
You just hold right trigger and it drifts for you. Yeah.
That part sucks. Yeah.
If you have friends to play with
and you're just trying to beat each other's scores.
I think you just make it that you make your which would be the twistiest car
in history in the real world.
And you just like it just on dress on.
We we've just been using the formula drift cars
with your blast to drive because they're like 10 billion horsepower.
Right. Yeah. They have a bajillion angle.
That's another problem.
If you want to build a car that you want to drift
and you put the drift suspension on it, not not even close to the FD car angle.
Yeah, not even close.
It's like 70 percent angle versus like 180.
The drift cars can literally go backwards.
It's stupid.
But the drift cars, they give you a pretty fun drive.
So standouts, what are some standouts about it?
That you're like, that's really good.
Nothing like the whole game is just it's you're not too far off.
Like it's fours of five that looks better in a better place.
Yeah.
One thing I will say, and I know the guys that are in the chat
talking about playing it right now, the most annoying fucking thing
about this game, too much talking.
Oh, my God. So much fucking.
No, if it's anything like fours of five, I'm already out.
You'd like that. That's just on play.
Do you want to go to this me? Follow me.
And then it's like 20 minutes of her riffing
while you're stuck with the corniest riff, the cringiest riffs.
Just there's just or just just nobody talks like this in the real world.
It's brutal. They're like, come on, guys, we're going to go racing.
And then they like it's bad.
And also there's missions because there's the story mode.
Yeah. Called like day trips.
And basically you just follow this bitch while she talks for 45 minutes
in the worst cars.
They're like, here's a four speed barracuda.
It goes 90 and it doesn't turn.
And you got to listen to her talk those.
And it's like a sensory overload.
And in order to unlock stuff, you have to play.
Yes, you have to.
That's another thing that sucks.
You have to do the story to get wristbands to unlock new areas.
So like if my buddy's on the blue wristband and I'm on green.
Yeah, he has drift spots.
I don't fucking have access to.
Right. Bullshit.
This sounds exhausting for a game.
If that part kind of sucks.
Going like I did the Montero day trip floored the whole time.
Garbage.
You're literally in a car that can't turn.
What do you mean?
It's a fucking pile of shit.
She's like, this car is sick.
It's a 1987 barracuda.
No, it sucks ass.
It's a girl. Get me out of here.
It's a girl from fucking Red.
This door. It's Suki, I think.
No, it's my her name is my.
I thought it was Andrea Melanakis.
Yeah, yeah.
My guys.
We're going racing.
We're going racing.
We.
We're not you.
Yeah, that part's fucking brutal.
Once they stop talking, though, fun.
Well, you can enjoy the game.
She just traps you in the back of a Star Wars fan.
Basically.
Right back there.
Lest you with nonstop dialogue.
Or you'll be racing and it's like you unlock this thing
and your car's like like slides in the woods
because it opens up a menu like sick.
Right, right. They just stop it.
Yeah, they remove control.
Great.
Oh, so overall score of a game.
Jordan is the other story.
Jordan's in there.
Confirmed, not a road.
There's a guy named Jordy, but his full name is Jordan.
Oh my God, that's amazing.
He's not a story.
I'm like, guys, and then he and you grace.
It's really cool.
I would recommend you buy it, not for $120.
What would you give it as a score overall?
Overall, that's fun to eight out of 10.
That's pretty high.
Well, OK.
It'd be 10 out of 10 if you could just edit your stance.
That's like 90 percent of the fun of fours is building the car.
Right.
So if I can't lower the 36 front slam, so much camper.
The back lift kit.
So I just don't even want to drive it because it looks terrible.
The fact that you say you don't even want to drive a car
in a video game because of that.
It's just like because in car X, I'm spoiled.
You know, you should be able to do whatever you want.
You can have negative 100 offset.
It could look like a bug.
I have no idea what car X is.
It's a competitive.
It's the shittiest fours a version you've ever seen.
But you can edit everything.
But but right.
So I don't even want to call it shitty.
It's somebody who actually knew cars built that.
Yeah, it's fun as fuck.
And they're really good at building cars.
And maybe not as good at building the higher that that's you know what I mean.
It's just like, yeah, no shit.
So janky, it's good, though, because like when you're when the suspension,
you all the way stiff, low, and you're just trying to drift.
Oh, you can get the car's going like this and you can get beached.
You get beached.
You get stuck.
You hit like a sit like a curb in the car.
Like boom and fly into the air because it's so low.
It's so fucking cool.
But and there's a mod for it where you can do mad shit.
Oh, car X.
Yeah, you can have underglow.
Yeah. Well, they added so much shit, just even in the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe I haven't played it.
You can set you can set.
You remember in skate where you set a spot to start from?
Yeah, you could do that in the car X mod.
So if you find a place in the map, you let you start start there.
So you just keep starting and doing the line.
You know, that's like that was fun.
Let's drive back. I mean, right, right.
It's wrong going.
Yeah, it's cool as fuck.
Right, because you have to you can't respawn in force, right?
You got to go back.
You can hit rewind, but yeah, it's not.
Yeah, that's lame.
Then you're sitting, then you're wasting another.
Yeah, yeah, you're right, right.
Fuck stupid.
Yeah, that's why in the last one, there was that big hill climb.
That was windy road.
That was cool because you could go up it and then come down it.
Yeah, yeah. And that was nice.
But yeah, that that was that.
Yeah, that was good.
That was a good game design.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
I'm thinking about Gran Turismo right now.
And Haiti.
Yeah, yeah, baby.
Or a forza for forza motorsport for
Fujimekido. Yeah, Fujimekido.
Only the real ones will remember if you know, you know,
where was the last open forza, Mexico?
Was it? Yeah, I believe so.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I could for some reason like, oh, amigo,
welcome to the Forza Motorsport Festival.
I could hear that.
I think you know, that's bad.
Yeah, that's that's how the whole game is.
It's like everybody's super happy to be there because it's it's
I think I played three or two.
It was in Hawaii or something.
I don't even remember Horizon.
Or Horizon two or three.
I can't even picture him at this point.
But it's because, you know, it's it's what do you call it?
PC washed, you know what I mean?
It's just like, oh, this this big conglomerate is going to make this game.
You know, you probably shouldn't buy when you create a character
you could pick your pronouns.
If you want prosthetics, you could have them
and you could be body type A, B or C. What?
So you could have boobs, dick or probably both.
I go both brawling every.
Yeah, all the time you got beer.
I choose both. Right.
But yeah, you could have you could be a he, they, them, she
and have prosthetics.
Jesus, all of them.
Colorado, arms, legs, a visa, Australia, UK, Mexico and Japan.
OK, yeah, I think I played.
Australia, Colorado.
They paid a beef.
I didn't remember that Colorado.
That's not a test drive.
Unlimited was why you're absolutely right coming camp.
Who was like, where should we do this?
OK, well, we have the globe and somebody was like Colorado.
And they were like, yeah, Denver's huge scene.
Colorado, Colorado.
Fuck's pretty hard.
Like why wouldn't they put West Coast?
You know what I mean?
Let's say that.
Yeah, Cali would have been cool.
Well, the thing is, though, I'm glad they did Japan now
because they haven't figured out.
Right. Right. Right.
Yeah, it wouldn't have been good for a first time.
Yeah, it's 30 minutes criticizing game.
Like it's good.
That's in Japan is totally figured out now.
Minus like the stance stuff.
I was just disappointed because I'm like, dude,
car X, like they could fix my shit.
They could. They could for sure.
All I'm asking is they let me lower the rear of the 36.
I would be a bit more content than literally my cars like this.
You drive it.
I know it's looking like Mad Max.
I won't drive it.
I don't like looking at it.
It's fucking bad.
Can you drive from like inside the car?
Is it one of the views?
So you could see the problem with that is I still know
that the back looks bad.
What's crazy review?
So you see the angle?
All the reviews are universally praising this.
Masterclass 90 plus 10 out of 10, eight crazy scores.
Yeah, it's a good game, but they're missing some car guys stuff.
Right. Right.
So for it, if I put T's on anything, I should be able to.
I want to pick it down to the half inch how wide they are.
No, I'm talking millimeter.
I want to go.
I want to, you know, set my my I want to be wild Steve Fitman.
Yeah, I want negative 13 offset.
Just just why I want to choose that because it's not on
the power guys, people without downs, it's a great game.
Yeah, for the general public.
Yeah, car tards, the disaster, the literal worst experience
I've had in the game, though, is like one of the story missions
is like, oh, you have to buy like a fucking crossover thing car.
And I was like, well, I'm not going to modify.
I'm just going to raise much of stock crossovers.
And I ended up in the iconic thing, the iconic eight Ioniq Ioniq.
I mean, it's only D because it's an electric car.
Yeah. And I didn't know that.
And I just kind of shift.
I'm like, I can't shift.
It just says D. And then I'm like, are you kidding?
So you just hold the right trigger and it's like,
not it makes no noise.
So you're like, oh, okay.
What are we doing on also the worst handling car in the game?
So sometimes you got to do stuff you don't like to do.
But when you do the stuff that you like doing, it's fun.
Like driving a very arrowed out to coma on a back road in Japan.
Yeah. The rice paddies.
Fun. Right. Right.
Yeah. It's good.
Is there no mountain road?
There is mountain roads, though, I thought.
I haven't explored the whole map yet.
Oh, OK. You're still.
I'm still in a glory.
You'd be there with the rooster king.
My weakness, my autism is like, I'll do a drift zone.
My friends, like I beat you and then I have to go beat it.
Right. It's just sidetracks any progress.
He's like, did you finish the store?
I'm like, no, no, no, because you beat my score.
So now you beat my score.
So I've been playing this for 12 hours straight.
I said last run last night from 1130 until two in the morning.
That's crazy.
And I had to forcefully shut my computer off
so that I'd stop one morning.
So it's pretty fun.
I like that.
Right. Solid review right there.
You're well better than I.
Jenna actually played the game.
Didn't even pay us.
Carmen Kim map big.
It's big.
Map big.
I wish I mean, even the other one felt big.
He was large.
Now this, this makes me really excited for Grand Theft Auto 6.
I just, I can't even fathom.
Your grandkids are going to love that.
It's going to be forza with hookers, which is cool.
Isn't it never coming out?
Pre-orders up now.
It's later this year.
Right. Isn't it November?
I think they're pushing.
You like prepay for a trip to Mars right now.
That doesn't mean it's going to happen, bud.
Pre-orders big step because they kept delay, delay.
I think it was delayed three times, but now it's pre-orders.
I don't have to buy a video game system for that though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cause it's not, it's not coming out on PC for a year after a while.
So I got to buy something.
Yeah. Something powerful.
What's the big, what's the big shot now?
You go Xbox, you go PlayStation and go.
I'm an Xbox guy.
Nintendo for your boy.
Nintendo switch to.
I think if you, this is the way I look at it.
Cause I don't give a fuck about the brands cause I'm a PC guy.
If you have a bunch of old PlayStation 12345 games,
you buy a PlayStation cause then you could, they're all backwards
and compatible now.
Yeah. Yeah.
If you don't have shit, get the Xbox cause you could just buy
the game pass, which is like 15 or 20 bucks a month.
And then you could play a fuckload of games.
I'm not super deep into the game stuff anymore.
Rarely other than power wash simulator.
And do I get really caught up in a game?
Are you ripping power washing to one and two fucking best game,
but I'm serious.
Do you play UNO?
No, you have UNO on steam.
No, cause me and my friends always need a fourth.
It's a blast.
Forces on PlayStation now that is crazy.
Uno is the best fun you could have with your clothes on.
I think that's an aggressive.
It's fun. It's fun.
Aggressive call.
Anyways, so power washing power wash.
But so, uh, uh, but I see the thing the other day about games
and game systems and there was this autistic nerdy dude who's
just like, buy hard copies.
He was adamant about it.
He was yelling at me.
Yeah, I don't.
They're getting rid of them though.
So basically this kind of a overreach report.
To some extent you buy a soft version of a game.
They shut down the servers.
It's gone.
No more.
Well, that's what the free games act was all about.
They want so that after a specific amount of time,
the game becomes open source.
The devs surrender it to the community and then the community
can host it and make changes and do shit with the, that they want.
They made their money.
They're not supporting it anymore.
Right. Cause in theory you, you paid for the product.
Why? What do you mean?
It's going to go pay for a play this forever.
Exactly.
So when they sunset the game, like Halo three can't play online.
Halo.
What a time to be alive.
I really deep dive that really lately.
That could be a fucking four hour podcast.
Halo three in particular.
Halo two and three was the golden age of video games.
Wasn't a better time.
Just, it was the best.
Before or after they turned on the Hadron Collider.
Way before.
No.
And Harambe was alive and for Locos existed.
For Locos existed then it was a golden age.
So it was a golden era.
There was just, it was, that was the best time of video gaming.
It was the age of man.
I, some guy real quick blurb about it.
He said this was before streaming ruined everything.
Yeah.
Before people's opinions were super involved with internet and
like into a megaphone on the internet.
Yep.
And everybody knew what the fuck was up.
Everybody knew that we're going to get on Halo tonight.
We talk about it at school.
We'd all hop in the same party.
There'd be 16 of us from our town all playing.
It was the best.
That doesn't happen anymore.
I mean, we're adults.
We have shit to do.
But like that doesn't happen in video games anymore.
That's, that's a wild thought.
Cause in my mind, I'd like to think there's a group of dudes
getting off of, getting out of college.
Getting off a bus.
Halo was the ultimate bro game because you could do four
Xbox's land with four players on each Xbox sitting on each
other's lap.
Yes.
The other one.
We did it every fucking weekend at my buddy Steve's.
I just picked your after work hop on, hop on call of duty and
like eight to 10 people all being on at the same time.
Yeah dude.
And it just being a magical, just a laugh fest the entire
nonstop laughter.
Couldn't even play the game.
We were just noob tube fucking laughing slurring.
Yeah.
Slur Saturdays.
Over there.
Just too much.
What a time.
And it's gone.
I played a lot of video games before that.
Like I would like counter strike.
Well, that shit was the jam.
Counter strike.
Team Fortress before counter strike.
I think counter strike is the closest that you get to five dudes
and in playing a game together.
Yeah.
Counter strikers the jam.
You get the boys together and you laugh at how bad each other is.
What, what, what did that dude from the office say?
If only you knew the golden times when you were in them.
I'm butchering it.
Well, yeah.
I forgot what he says.
You don't know that you're in the golden times until they're gone.
Yeah.
The whole office.
She's a dumb bitch.
Andy offers golden days quote.
That's what it is.
Dude, we I'll never forget.
We were playing at my buddy's house and we were all screaming in
the room because we had the flag and we were doing like this
stupid chant and then we won the game.
Which flag was this?
Just to be clear.
Capture the flag.
Sidewinder.
Classic maps.
It was a specific.
We were all fucking yelling, right?
And my buddy Steve who's hosting.
He was Steve.
He was a senior.
We were like in middle school or yeah.
Seventh, eighth grade, maybe.
And he fucking because he was grooming you guys.
His younger brother was our age.
Sure.
So that's how we met.
So it was all high school kids versus us.
We were about to be in high school.
Yeah.
And we were shitting on them.
You were just setting the tone.
So they were pissed because my friend Kyle that we always played
with ended up going like amateur in Halo.
Like he went to like the fight, like to play against pros and did
really well.
Live amateurs.
He was top 64, which like technically is a pro see your top
32 and he was killing it and then he just quit.
But anyways, I digress.
We're screaming.
They're mad.
All of a sudden door.
Boom kicks over and he's got an airsoft gun and he just starts
unloading on us and we're this close and we all fucking jumped
out his window.
First story.
This is the first version of swatting.
Yeah.
We fucked our shit right the fuck up.
But we won the game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bragging rights.
That's what it takes.
That's what it was.
I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days
before you've actually left them.
It's true.
We could be in some right now.
It's true.
We have no idea.
It seems highly unlikely.
There could be a new killer home.
I'm so sure I'm not in the good old days.
Make no mistake.
If this is the good old days, we're in for a lot of trouble.
I do not know what's to come.
Yeah.
To our alien species finds us recording.
I didn't know how good we had.
Think about that.
Sometimes the thing about that is like, all right, this thing's
out there, right?
It's just whatever.
Spotify.
I don't know.
But for some reason, Spotify, Apple, that shit gets projected into the galaxy.
And we're just talking about, you know...
Oh, dude, if they listen to this...
Predators.
No intelligent life down.
Three guys talking about being unathletic.
Destroy the planet.
Three blob men talking about internet games.
Destroy the planet.
Potential homosexuals.
Nuke the earth.
Leave nothing.
That's exactly what's going on.
Oh my God.
Wasari.
Or they're just the...
When Mars attacks aliens.
So they don't even talk.
They're just like...
Oh, no, not Durkin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They just make the noise and shoot you.
I don't watch Mars attacks again.
Wasn't Terry Crews in them?
Oh, there's so many people in them.
I think so.
Martin Short, Terry Crews, Jack Nicholson.
I was in someone they saw in Detroit.
Oh my God, it's terrible.
No, no.
That's scary movie.
Oh, that's scary movie three.
This is Detroit.
They're shooting each other.
Bombs growing up.
This is Detroit after the aliens.
Same shit, but an alien drives by.
That was the funniest part of that movie.
Brent Newn, D3X, potentially vermin.
Also, the other part of that movie that actually made me laugh so hard,
and it wasn't even that funny,
was when he grabbed the shovel.
He's like, let's fucking do this.
And he racks it and a shotgun shell came out.
That got me bad, like real bad.
Yeah, I got to watch Mars attacks.
I put it on like six or seven years ago at this point.
It's so good.
And I was just like, that's pretty fucking good.
Brilliant writing in the country music being the murder weapon.
Got to watch the kids.
Right.
Chef's kiss, honest to God.
Yeah.
That's when movies were movies.
I'd love to do a whole goddamn movie podcast.
There's just so much, so much on the table.
Well, boys, next episode.
No news.
Cars are stupid anyway.
I wanted to bring up a couple things news wise.
Rams new super truck pickups are coming back.
Yeah.
With a vengeance.
Okay.
You want to hear the name?
Rams trucks.
Yeah.
Super pickup.
So they're not going to be Dodge Rams.
Oh, no, they're Rams.
They're Rams.
So they have the warlock similar to like, you know,
they had the power wagon.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, it's got to be something like something like that.
Molester.
Is it your, your, your.
The wheels are spinning in the right direction.
Okay.
Is it the power molester?
Dodge Ram 2,500.
The habitual offender.
They.
I like that one.
It's good.
I'll just show you because I was excited for how bad it could get.
You know what I mean?
You think you're at the bottom.
Oh, no.
The bumblebee.
The rumblebee.
Not the bumblebee.
The rumblebee.
First off.
The rumblebee.
Rumblebee sounds like a man stripper.
Now I treat the stage.
Rumblebees throw those bras on the stage for this lubed up legend.
He's a grower, not a show.
It's my man, rumblebee.
No holes left unchecked.
Rumblebee.
It looks for the people who can't see it.
It is bright yellow.
I imagine this is what it looks like when you poop blood in the toilet
and you stand up and look.
It's the same amount of horror.
But hold on.
There's more instead of offering one high power.
And on those ridiculous wheels.
Oh my God.
If there's a queen bee, I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
Start my car.
Wheels good.
Rand plans to offer an entire range of them to start the rumblebee.
And we're going to go here.
They are going to offer the rumblebee with a 5.7 liter V8.
395 horsepower.
Then the rumblebee 392 is a 6.4 liter V8 making 470.
And the rumblebee SRT is a supercharged 6.2 liter 777 horsepower.
Damn.
Lucky number seven.
The bumblebee SRT is kind of bars, but it's bad.
There it is.
How small that back door is.
I don't like that.
Look at how cool the honeycomb wheels are.
From the top.
It kind of looks like a bee.
They're not sneaking that one by.
It looks like a Hellcat.
Yep.
6.2 liter.
Supercharged.
I don't mind the wheels.
I think the wheels are the best part of the whole truck.
I think yellow is an offensive color on most vehicles.
Yellow stuff.
Does it not match already?
Oh, no.
That's just the shading.
Okay. Never mind.
It's just the paint.
Let a little trunk spoiler.
You see the trunk spoiler?
The overall finish.
It's just all of it.
It's right there.
Not good.
Pass the wheels.
Two to left.
There we go.
Oh, baby.
The old dominator of downforce.
I'll see the inside.
Are we at an angle?
Is that a dish or is it?
It's a dish.
It is a dish.
Okay.
Oh, it's got a bubble bee on the seat.
The bee on the seat.
Bees everywhere.
Oh, my God.
That is a non-premium interior.
How many animals can one vehicle be?
Dude, this is a Rambee.
It's a Dodge Rambee.
Well, it makes sense because, you know, in fields of rams,
there's often bees.
That's true.
Yeah.
Go-Bots.
What's a...
We'll go back one.
Whoa, that bee.
Did you see the bee?
The bee logo is cool.
The bee logo is cool.
Now, I would argue...
What would you argue?
Is that a wasp?
It's a wasp.
Okay.
Yeah, it's definitely a wasp.
I'm just a bumble wasp.
Oh, I thought those things in the center were...
Look at that.
Look at that.
Bottom right.
The old...
The old smoky burnout.
Smoke button.
And then it's got this launch button.
Watch the tree.
That looks like a launch gauge.
Some of the designing is cool.
It's just the truck looks like ass.
The Ram Rumblebee Hellcat.
Oh, sorry.
So there's...
Four animals.
There's many animals referenced here.
Oh my God.
It's an animal.
This is a fucking zoo of a vehicle.
But that's that.
Beast Wars.
Lions, tigers, bears.
Beast Wars was the shit.
Beast Wars was very good.
That was a before school.
It was.
Yeah.
That was a before school.
It absolutely was.
Beast Wars was unreal.
The best guy.
The Rhino.
Because he had the two miniguns.
The pistol miniguns.
I remember going to Bradley's all the time looking for a rhino figure.
No, never.
Optimus Prime was tight though.
And the T-Rex guy.
I had him.
It was like a squirt gun.
What?
Out of the tight T-Rex idea.
That's fucking tight.
It looks better in red.
Not really.
Minus the giant.
B.
B.
Go back one.
The liver.
It looks like a Matador or something.
Go back this one.
The liver.
The left.
Okay.
The liver B.
That doesn't look as bad, I think.
Really?
It's different from bumper.
Yeah.
It's less big.
Right.
Right.
It kind of looks like.
It kind of looks like a hippo.
Hungry hippo.
Yeah.
Like if they were to open up between the girl and the bumper, you'd see big teeth.
I get what you're saying.
Yeah.
Looks more like a hippo than a bee.
Also a good game from childhood.
Hungry hippo.
Don't like those wheels as much as the other ones.
Speaking of bad games, what is that game on the right?
I don't know what's happening.
I did notice that.
I've been trying to not to call attention to it.
Looks like she's got money on her mind.
Heartburn and that asshole piss.
What's going on up there?
I don't know.
I got one of the news about the same guys.
Love that.
I know everybody thought Stilianus could get no less reliable.
There was a lot unreliable as possible.
But turns out they're teaming up with Jaguar and Land Rover.
And in their quote, they want to explore opportunities to collaborate on product development in the
United States.
So we're going to get fucking wrecked on this one.
Stilianus is just continuing to team up with the world's worst automakers.
What are they building?
A bad day factory.
A bad day section.
It's just a big yikes.
Yikes from the audience.
Neither automaker clarified why the pair is seeking to collaborate now,
but several potential factors such as tariffs.
They're just trying to roll up as many American brands as they can for the
Chinese to buy out the whole thing.
You know, just all European American brands like.
I mean, roll it up.
Let them package it up.
Israel.
Whoa.
She's back collaborating.
Share.
That's on the air.
Collaborating could include sharing technologies and platforms or re badging
products that might also involve producing J L R vehicles.
You just dump the lava into the water and hardens and then you drop the gold.
That's just constipated dumbass.
I don't want to try that.
Just do anything for that.
So there's that.
Yep.
Did see that.
And then the one that I had, let me wash my mouse here.
I lost my mouse and get rid of that.
The one that I can remember that weird Jaguar concept now with a Hellcat motor.
They go that way.
We're doing it right.
It's technically still a Hellcat Jaguar.
Yeah.
It'd be a Jack Hellcat hat.
Helljack cat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
SRT Jaguar SRT.
The heckle cat.
What's SRT stand for?
Super really tuned.
Super really tuned.
Tuned.
SRT.
Super retarded things.
I told that teaching lady only letters I need.
SRT street and racing technology.
Yeah.
Almost as bad as what we came up with.
Where is our, I don't, I don't need any bernards.
Sucking rank toes.
I couldn't make a lot of these.
Give me a couple serious retard technology.
That's for a motor, right?
You're just bringing the timing back.
All right.
This I wanted to bring this thing up because I was sent it a few times.
Seriously radical tough guy.
Somebody really tried.
Seriously radical tough guys.
Yeah.
We're a bunch of seriously radical tough guys.
Super ripe tomatoes.
Goodbye V8.
The new Mercedes AMG GT is electric.
Good.
Thank God that car stinks now.
It, this really would have.
The four door ones.
Yeah.
You've seen the rear.
The floor has always stunk.
And now it stinks even more.
Now it reeks.
How can you, the thing is it makes a thousand, 1100 horsepower.
Who cares?
I just don't care.
That's my exact thought.
I just don't care.
I want to fucking honking V8.
Tyra Bose.
Oh my God.
And the fuck is happening.
It looks like an eclipse.
And I see a straight probe had an abortion.
Can I see a straight rear shot of this thing?
I don't know if we're going to see.
Oh my God.
How many screens do we have?
It's going to be like multi Python if we look at it.
So many screens.
Are those buttons at an angle?
Hold on a second.
Yep.
Okay.
Driver centric by God.
The sideways knobs.
Those are fro you holders.
I actually haven't seen the rear bumper Josh,
but I was trying to just help you out because you're.
Oh no.
Fucking aneurysm a moment ago.
There we go.
There we go.
It looks like a really bad at 240.
Is it lining up with the Ganondorf?
Play chicken with a scion.
Tail lights.
Yeah.
It's going to head to head with the Ford Taurus or fusion.
It looks like a focus.
Dude, I'm just saying, I've said it once.
I'll say it again.
Start just buying old stuff.
New cars.
They all stink.
This car stinks.
Well, I saw the image of it and I was like, well,
they made it look better.
I didn't know they made it full elect.
That's dumb.
Can you look up again?
240 sx Ganondorf.
Tail lights.
It's the same thing.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
And they are very, very close.
It's just the popcorn bucket.
Yeah.
It's like the dune bucket.
Bring it back.
Fuck.
Chief.
See.
I'm telling you, just pull the things for the lob in the war.
Yeah.
Look, it's the same goddamn tail.
Same idea.
Except this has two bingbongs in that.
And they just look so much better.
Yeah, I guess so.
Sure.
These are all really bad pictures.
Oh, that one of the silver one.
That's the same thing.
That's the same, but different.
Well, I'm not into it.
I'm not happy about it.
But it's not for me.
I mean, no, sir.
I don't like it.
They're not building this thing for me.
They're building it for other guys.
Some super radical teenagers.
Only men.
Yeah.
Men who love men.
Is there any super radical?
Which there's nothing wrong with that.
It's just, no, it's great.
They just, this is what they drive.
That's what they drive.
So you're falling off.
I'm not going to lie though.
We're the Mercedes emblem is bad.
If it wasn't there, the front end is not the worst.
And it's pretty droopy.
It's pretty droopy, but it's not.
I don't this whole section right here.
How can you go like?
I like the headlights in between them.
I do not.
You don't.
No, it's pretty.
It looks like a balloon animal.
It does.
It kind of does.
It kind of does.
What are the coops called?
Coops.
Mercedes AMG GT.
Okay.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
It's one of the best looking cars.
That's what I mean.
It just like,
Is this like the boot thing?
How can you,
you've almost perfected this, right?
Oh yeah.
That's sick.
It's just,
I'm not going to lie to you.
And I didn't want to blow up the spot.
You can get used ones of these for not crazy money.
Yeah.
If you want ridiculous car,
that's a cool car.
It's like almost looks like a new Mustang.
I think the,
the generation before this was even better.
I,
I agree.
Jen,
the long nose,
a murderous machine.
Just go to images.
I don't know.
That one's really cool.
Oh,
this right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's cool,
but I think I like it.
No,
they made the new one look too much like a 911.
It looks like a Mustang to me.
Like,
what are we doing?
It's just right to go from this,
which you really,
that's a craze.
It's like,
it's straight fucking cheese.
That one's too rounded though.
You're too round.
And the next one,
Hey,
it's hurtful.
Hey,
that yellow one,
I think that yellow one,
somehow the new one is less round.
I mean,
the,
the last one that we looked at,
I mean,
AMG GT is great.
I just,
to go from that to this,
I don't feel like this is a step forward.
999.
Can't
not talk about Verstappen
at the Nürburgring 24.
I didn't pay much attention to it other than I seen him
almost having off because of that limbo in front of him.
Actually,
well,
I seen that moment and then I know that I believe they got a DNF
because the car was DNF.
Turns out
Verstappen's a bit of an animal.
You're looking at me.
I have fucking no idea.
I just,
I just saw some highlights.
Cory would know all about it.
I just can't,
they nearly perfected the shape because it's nearly identical
to a 911 from the side.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is,
but it has a fucking big honking twin turbo V8 in the front.
He said,
Oh brother,
this car stinks.
Nissan keeps teasing the next GTR
or skyline or whatever.
It just,
yeah, but.
Yeah, that's cool.
What's the tease?
Let me see the tease.
Just just in,
it looks like shit.
Oh,
no.
Here we go.
Oh, look,
it's an infinity.
It's a mark six Jetta.
G48.
This is the skyline.
Yeah.
It's not GTR.
It's Nissan.
Purposely.
Purposely scrambling the whole thing.
So people give a fuck about the skyline.
Manual transmission,
450 yards.
I'm telling you,
if it actually comes here,
I do that.
Dude,
pull that lava key.
Oh my God.
It's a marquee.
Ew.
It's a marquee S 15.
Look at the front of that thing.
Yeah.
Anyway,
that's terrible.
Honestly,
God does look like an infinity Q 37.
Right.
It's probably heavily,
heavily influenced by such.
G 47.
Besides building Harley Davidson's.
That's all I have for news.
Yeah, that's good.
Let's shut this fucking thing down.
Hit the music.
Some hard time in boys.
Let's see.
What do we have?
Nothing coming up this weekend.
Now,
next weekend is a bunch of stuff,
which we spoke of.
Yep.
There is a gravel trial
at Timo this weekend.
Yep.
Our next donut meet will be June 7th.
June 7th.
Going to be a big one.
I heard.
Huge.
What is that?
What is going to be unbelievable?
I look at the long terms.
That's,
I didn't even want to tell you this.
Weather was beautiful.
I forgot all about this.
Yep.
Wild Steve's girlfriend.
Oh,
I love Wild Steve.
Wild Steve's girlfriend even better.
Showed up.
Just all the cookies.
Love Steve even more.
All the cookies.
Yeah, you got a fucking.
A fucking,
just a box of chocolate trip espresso cookies.
And,
what's the term?
Banana bread cookies.
Come on, daddy.
How are you going to do me like this?
I forgot.
I felt bad.
I'm like, you know what?
I'm currently feeling bad.
I should have hit one inside.
Inside.
Should have hit one inside me.
For Chuck to enjoy.
Deep inside.
All these inside me.
You don't never know.
Big shouts.
Those cookies were phenomenal.
Donuts disappeared.
Cookies disappeared.
Solid donut meat from everybody.
We truly appreciate that.
We're going to put out an image of the thing
and tag it to the thing.
Yeah.
I just got to.
Too many damn people ask me when it was,
if it is.
I'm just like,
we'll figure it out.
It's updated on the website.
So you have that as a reminder right now.
What's a website?
Everybody on Instagram or tick tock.
Tick tock.
Tick tock.
Yeah.
Tick tock.
You know,
build that app with Claude.
You want me to build you a thing to post on Instagram?
It'll just be my two butt cheeks with the text on it.
Donut meat.
Come get these hams.
Bend over.
I'll show you where it is.
That's going to be the first side gig.
We'll make that.
Just butts.
Just.
Cheeks.
Cheeks.
My fucking.
It looks a lot like my big fat ass.
Just cheeks in different positions.
Like we're just doing different things.
We just keep swiping thinking there's more pictures.
It's just my ass over and over.
Or just,
just like here's my cheeks hanging out here.
Here's my cheeks.
sort of like that guy who just swaps over and he's from Massachusetts
and it's as if he's on heroin.
Well, the ghost.
Yeah.
He just goes to different places.
A rest of development where I was pitching some guys bowls and
like, is it a desert?
Does it get up close?
It's like a picture of sand dunes.
Only hams.
There you go.
Is that a chewed piece of gum?
We will be back next week.
That's how we got this week.
Help us out.
Yeah.
Help us make longer podcasts.
We're done making long podcasts until we get paid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to start doing the whole podcast.
Gas is expensive.
Yes.
It's great.
I would love to do an episode where all we did was like hilarious
ads.
Yeah, we can do that.
Like for one hour, we just kept ripping ads.
What if we all came up with our own ads?
Oh, dude.
Just different bucks for the boys ads, like act outs.
The best one ever.
I can't tell anybody about it because nobody will listen to it.
Right.
Just drop it.
Yeah.
The best ad would be for like come and go.
The gas station.
You know, they got bought and they're not coming to go anymore.
What?
Where they changed it.
Yeah.
Oh, so we could capitalize on coming up.
I'm sure they have that locked up pretty tightly.
See if coming goes available on here.
Do you really?
Man, Shane, secret podcast did a best of it.
It was the same thing 10 times on fucking real.
That's hilarious.
And one of the earlier podcasts are like, ah, it'd be funny if the
best of was just this 10 times.
And like, that's Matt.
Read it deadpan between everyone.
It's like, oh, you're going to really like this one.
It just plays the fucking same clip on real dude.
That's funny.
Hour of it.
An hour of it.
Episode 420 all ads.
That is funny cam.
What number are we on right now?
390 397 is this.
Damn.
We're close to 400.
We promised 400.
We quit and close it down.
We should do an ads episode.
It'd be funny as fuck for like funny stuff.
We just picked stupid things to do as for.
Right.
Tire shine.
Oh, fuzzy's here.
We're going to close this thing down.
Yeah.
Tires fuzzy.
We're all buddy.
We got to think of brand names too.
5.0.
Yeah.
All right.
We.
Oh yeah.
Fuzzy mark 5.0.
Right.
He's in that.
He's in that five liter now.
Damn.
A five liter beer.
Coyote.
Got a 302.
He's a big dog.
He is.
He's got some big wheels on there.
Things ready to pull wheelies.
Everything big.
But yeah, that's all I got.
That's all we got.
Yeah.
We're going to play the outro music.
We'll see you next week.
Yeah.
We're going to go home.
June 7th.
Don't I meet.
We're going to go to bed.
We're going to bed.
I know if he's going to bed.
We're going to buy X boxes.
We're going to play four.
Yeah.
I'm definitely going to do some rowing.
And then.
Fuji Mikaito.
We'll be back next week.
That's all.
500.com.
Thank you.
Kind of hit it up.
Sports B for B.
Konichiwa.
Later.
Say hi to your mother for me.
Father.
Yeah.
About this episode
The episode bounces from listener logistics into practical outdoor power talk: truck canopies/awnings, roof-rack mounting, and the “dynamic weight” and “maximum thrust” limits. The conversation then shifts to solar and battery math—PV watt-hours, charging vs draw, and real-world examples like running AC off-grid. They also cover home automation with Home Assistant on a Raspberry Pi/NAS, plus event chatter (Cars and Coffee, donut meet, gravel trials). Later, the hosts go deep on drifting and racing video games, including scoring changes and customization complaints.
Original notes
This week the boys catch up on some happenings and do an unplanned review of Forza 6, you buy it? You like it? Let's take a....drive into the virtual world of car culture.
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