The Toyota Supra is a famous sports car from Toyota. It’s known for being quick and having a turbo engine, and here they’re discussing a Supra that showed up for the event.
Twin turbo means there are two turbochargers on the engine. They help the engine make more power, and they also affect how the car sounds when the turbos spool up.
LMS most likely refers to a racing series connected to endurance events in Europe. They’re basically saying the car was set up for that kind of racing.
The Miata is a small two-seat Mazda roadster that’s famous for being fun and easy to drive. Here, they’re talking about using one for an upcoming track day.
“Stagger” is when the tires/wheels are set up differently on the front and back of the car. People do it to change how the car grips and turns on track.
Some areas require your car to have a license plate on the front. If you don’t, your car can fail an inspection or get ticketed.
Term
ductated to the front
They’re talking about taping the front license plate on temporarily so the car can pass inspection. It’s a workaround, not a permanent fix.
Term
in your car somewhere
The discussion is about where the front plate must be kept to comply with inspection/road rules—specifically, whether it can be stored in the vehicle instead of mounted. The host argues it must be carried and accessible, but not loosely stored where it could become a hazard.
“Evo” is short for Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, a fast car that’s famous with car people. “Evo 5” means a specific older version of that model (the fifth generation).
Concept
no flood pattern
“No flood pattern” is likely referring to a specific visual/finish or event context (e.g., avoiding a “flood” look or confirming the car isn’t flood-damaged). In car talk, “flood” commonly connects to water intrusion, which can cause corrosion and electrical issues.
Coils here refers to coil springs used in a suspension setup, often paired with shocks/struts. The speaker is describing that the car had Bilstein coil-related suspension components for a long time, which would directly affect ride height and how the car absorbs bumps.
KW is a company that makes performance suspension parts. Here, they’re saying the car’s rear suspension was originally KW, not Bilstein, and that can change how the car rides.
Rear struts are the main shock-and-support parts for the back wheels. If you replace them, the car can feel smoother over bumps and handle better.
Term
spring purges
This sounds like they mean “spring perches,” which are the parts that let you adjust how high or low the suspension sits. If you change struts, you may need to adjust those platforms so everything fits and the car sits right.
The Ford Mustang is a performance car from Ford that’s built for power and sporty driving. In the discussion, the Mustang is mentioned because its rear end can move a lot, usually due to suspension changes. That kind of setup is often used for harder driving or special builds.
The Nissan GT-R is a sports car made to be extremely fast. In the podcast, the speaker talks about wanting to get their GT-R back before spending more money. It comes up because it’s a high-performance car people really want to own.
A main relay is like a remote-controlled switch. When the car tells it to, it sends power to important parts—so if it’s not working, those parts may not get electricity and the car won’t run right.
The fuel pump is what moves gas from the tank to the engine. If it doesn’t run, the engine can’t get fuel, so the car won’t start—so people test it by giving it power directly.
Concept
send power to
This is a troubleshooting trick: you give a part direct electricity to see if it works. If it works that way, the issue is probably in the wiring or the switch that normally controls it.
Term
ECU lights up
When the ignition is turned on, the car’s computer usually does a quick self-check and related lights should come on. If the ECU lights don’t show up, it can mean the computer isn’t getting power or isn’t working.
Concept
classic Honda
“Classic Honda” is the host’s way of saying this looks like a known type of problem—something electrical that’s intermittent. The car acts differently when you move or wiggle parts, which points to a loose connection or similar issue.
A stock ECU is the original factory computer settings. It’s tuned by the manufacturer to run the engine the way it was intended. Using it usually means you’re going back to a “normal” setup rather than a custom tune.
They’re talking about the BMW 1 Series, which is BMW’s smaller car line. They’re figuring out what they can add to it, like an audio upgrade. Different versions of the 1 Series can need different parts to fit correctly.
Term
Bab Sound setup
“Bab Sound setup” sounds like a complete audio upgrade kit. The point they’re making is that it’s easier to buy as a package and install, instead of sourcing everything separately. They’re also talking about how much it costs.
They’re talking about bass-focused speakers. The idea is that these speakers are meant to make the low notes sound louder and punchier than the basic speakers.
Term
subby jams under the seats
“Subby jams” is a casual way to describe small subwoofers (sub-bass speakers) mounted under the seats. This is a common OEM-style compromise: you get some extra bass without taking up trunk space, but it limits how much low-end output you can achieve.
A daughter board is a small electronics board that connects to the main computer board. They’re describing a modification where they change the connection points so the extra board can work properly.
Concept
data side
“Data side” means the part of the connection that carries signals (data) rather than the physical ECU connection itself. If the signal side is wrong, the car’s computer can get confused. They’re trying to figure out which part of the connection is causing the problem.
Term
Neptune chip DCU
A “Neptune chip” and “DCU” sound like aftermarket electronics that change how the engine computer behaves. The person is saying they had a similar setup before and it caused the same problem, so it might be the modification—not the car itself. The exact brand/model isn’t fully explained here.
Term
key on
“Key on” is when you turn the ignition to ON but don’t start the engine yet. The car powers up and runs checks. Some cars also briefly pressurize the fuel system at this point.
“Prime the pump” means the fuel pump runs briefly to get fuel pressure ready. It’s usually done before you start the engine. If it happens randomly, something in the car’s control signals may be wrong.
The Prius is a car that uses both a gas engine and an electric system to save fuel. It’s mainly made for commuting and getting good mileage. In the podcast, it’s mentioned because people sometimes joke about it even though it’s built to be efficient.
Horsepower is a number that describes how strong the engine is. Higher horsepower generally means the car can make more power, but torque and gearing also matter for how it feels.
B16D is an engine code that tells you exactly which Honda engine version it is. Enthusiasts use these codes to talk about how much power and torque the engine can make.
Foot-pounds of torque is a way to measure how much twisting force the engine makes. More torque usually helps the car feel quicker, especially when you’re not revving extremely high.
B16B is a specific Honda engine version. People mention it because it’s a higher-performance variant within the B16 family, which affects how much power the car can make.
JDM OBD-1 is an older computer/diagnostics system used on some Japanese-market cars. It’s important because the way you read codes and tune the car can be different from newer systems.
When people say “wheel” numbers, they mean power measured at the tires. It’s different from engine power because some power is lost through the drivetrain.
Term
nine grand
“Nine grand” means the engine is spinning around 9,000 rpm. Some engines are built to rev that high, and it’s often a sign of a performance-focused design.
“Torx” here sounds like they mean torque steer—when a front-wheel-drive car can tug the steering wheel during hard acceleration. It can make the car feel like it wants to pull to one side.
A “drift car” is built or set up to slide sideways through corners on purpose. The driver keeps it controlled while the tires lose grip in a controlled way.
A “turnkey” drift car means it’s basically ready to go. You don’t have to do a bunch of extra building or setup before you can start drifting.
Term
Turn three ready to go
“Turn three” likely means the next part of the track. The speaker is basically saying the car is ready to be used right away when you get to that section.
An automatic transmission changes gears by itself. You don’t have to use a clutch or shift manually, and the host is talking about how the early version of that setup felt.
A gas door is the little cover on the outside of the car that you open to put fuel in. The host thinks its size makes the car look worse or throws off the proportions.
Wheel gap is the space between the tire and the fender. If there’s a lot of it, the car can look like it sits too high, and that’s what the host is criticizing.
The BMW M2 is a smaller, sporty BMW coupe made for driving fun. In the podcast, it’s mentioned as a good deal compared to other options. People talk about it because it aims to be quick and engaging without being the biggest or most expensive performance BMW.
The E30 M3 is an older BMW M3 from the 1980s/early 1990s. It’s a legendary model among car fans, and people talk about how it didn’t sell well at first but later became highly valued.
The Ferrari F40 is a famous supercar from Ferrari. People talk about it because it’s known for being extremely performance-focused. In the podcast, it’s mentioned as a standout car that made an impression.
The Porsche 911 is a famous sports car made by Porsche. The podcast is talking about older versions and specific body styles, like the “Long Hood.” People bring it up because it’s a classic, recognizable car with a strong fan base.
A burnout is when a driver spins the tires on purpose, usually to make smoke and heat the tires. It’s something you see at car meets and drag-style events.
“Flock cameras” are automated cameras that can read license plates and record who passes by. The host is suggesting they can identify people if you’re near them.
RFID is a wireless way to identify something using radio signals. The host is basically saying your phone can accidentally “read” RFID info, so you shouldn’t keep your phone right next to the RFID setup.
This is a special, more track-oriented version of the Porsche 911 with a 2.7-liter engine. People love it because it’s lighter and more performance-focused than a normal 911, and it’s become a collector favorite.
This is a 1992 Honda Civic from the EG generation. The hosts are talking about the exact paint color, because with older Civics, the factory color helps identify the car correctly.
Tahitian Blue Pearl is a named paint color used on some Hondas. “Pearl” means it has a special sparkle/shine that can look different depending on the light.
Aztec Pearl Green is a named green paint color with a pearly sparkle. The host is using that paint name to help figure out which Civic version the car actually is.
The Ford Bronco is an SUV designed to handle rough roads and off-road driving. In the podcast, it’s mentioned because someone owned one briefly and then moved on. It comes up because it’s known for being a capable, outdoors-focused vehicle.
They’re saying Nissan is changing the direction of the brand. When a company “realigns” like this, it usually means it’s reorganizing what cars it sells and what it wants to be known for.
The Sentra is a compact sedan made by Nissan for everyday driving. The podcast mentions it in a joking way about combining models or creating something new. It comes up because it’s a well-known, common car in the compact-sedan category.
A “crossover” is a type of vehicle that sits higher like an SUV but drives more like a car. The hosts are saying the replacement will be more crossover-like, so it won’t feel the same as the original.
The Volkswagen Passat is a regular midsize sedan for everyday driving. In the podcast, it’s mentioned with a joke about how it’s perceived. It’s brought up because it’s a common car people recognize.
Rebadging means selling essentially the same car under a different brand or model name. The changes can be mostly cosmetic, while the core car is the same.
A Dodge Ram is a pickup truck made by Dodge. The podcast mentions a “Hellcat” themed version and talks about the truck’s rumble/sound. It comes up because some Ram models are built for high performance and stand out.
The Dodge Challenger is a two-door muscle car built for strong performance. The podcast mentions it in the context of a Hellcat-themed “rumble bee,” which points to a focus on the car’s sound and attitude. It comes up because it’s a well-known performance car people like to talk about.
Car
Ram Hellcat Rumble Bee
This is a special performance version of a Ram pickup that uses the Hellcat engine. People buy it for big power and the loud, distinctive exhaust sound. The hosts are comparing it to other cars and asking which you’d rather drive.
The “Hellcat” is a powerful engine used in certain Dodge and Ram performance cars. It’s supercharged, so it makes a lot of power, and it’s known for a loud, distinctive sound. That’s why the hosts keep bringing it up when talking about performance.
Concept
performance trucks
“Performance trucks” refers to pickup trucks engineered and marketed for high-speed, high-power driving rather than just hauling or towing. In this segment, the hosts frame Ram’s Hellcat Rumble Bee as part of a broader strategy to keep performance-focused pickups as a serious product category.
The Dodge Viper is a very powerful sports car made by Dodge. In the podcast, it’s mentioned in connection with a “truck thing” that sounds like a special or themed variation. It comes up because the Viper is a standout car that people remember.
The Ford F-150 is a large pickup truck made for hauling and towing, but it can also be a daily driver. The podcast mentions it in a performance comparison, implying some versions are very quick. It comes up because it’s one of the most common trucks and has many different configurations.
Topic
zero to bison
“Zero to bison” is a joke phrase meaning “from a stop to going really fast.” They’re using it to compare how quickly these off-road trucks can get moving.
“TRX” is short for Ram TRX, a super aggressive off-road truck. It’s the kind of truck people buy when they want big power and big suspension for rough terrain.
The “Raptor” is Ford’s off-road version of the F-150 pickup. It’s built to handle rough trails better than a normal truck, and it’s become a standard comparison point for other off-road trucks.
AEV (American Expedition Vehicles) is a company that makes off-road upgrades for trucks. If a truck is “co-developed” with AEV, it usually means AEV helped design the parts for tougher trail use.
The Ford Expedition is a large SUV built for carrying people and gear, and it can be used for longer trips. The podcast mentions a suspension partnership with AEV, which is about making the ride better for rougher terrain. It’s brought up because it can be turned into an adventure-ready vehicle.
This is a description of an engine: it’s 2.7 liters total and it has four cylinders. “Turbo” means it uses a forced-air system to help the engine make more power than a normal non-turbo four-cylinder.
A “6.2 liter V8” means the engine has eight cylinders, and they’re arranged in a V shape. Bigger V8 engines are usually picked when you want strong pulling power, especially in trucks.
The Volkswagen Golf is a compact hatchback that’s made for everyday use. The podcast talks about electric versions being planned while keeping the GTI as a sporty option. It comes up because people associate the Golf with both practicality and driving fun.
The Tiguan is a Volkswagen SUV. The point here is that it’s built using the same “car platform” strategy as other VW Group vehicles, which can make it easier and cheaper to develop.
MQB is a “shared car-building system” used by Volkswagen Group. It means different VW/Audi/Skoda/Seat models can be built on similar parts so they’re cheaper and easier to develop.
An E30 is a BMW 3 Series from the late 1980s/early 1990s. It’s a fan-favorite because it’s fun to drive and there are lots of parts and upgrades available.
The Nissan Sentra is a common, everyday compact car. The hosts are saying Nissan is trying to update it to sell better, because the company is struggling.
“EV stuff” means the company’s plans for electric cars. The hosts are saying they focused on that too heavily and it didn’t go well for them.
Concept
more luxurious
“More luxurious” means making the cars feel more upscale—nicer materials and more comfort features. The hosts think that strategy didn’t work out as intended.
An electric powertrain is what actually runs an electric car. It includes the battery and electric motor that provide motion, plus the electronics that control how power is used.
The Volkswagen e-Golf is the electric version of the Golf. It’s powered by an electric motor, but the speaker thinks it didn’t feel exciting or different enough to win people over.
The Rivian R2 is an electric car from Rivian. The point here is that people are excited about it because it looks and feels like a real departure from the usual EV formula.
The Volkswagen Jetta is a smaller, affordable car model from Volkswagen. In this discussion, it’s used as the example of what Volkswagen already sells as a cheaper starting point.
A “base variant” is the simplest, cheapest version of a car model. It usually has fewer features than higher trims and is used to show the starting price.
The Honda Civic Type R is a sporty version of the Civic. It’s a front-wheel-drive, turbocharged hatchback that’s meant to be fun to drive every day and also handle track-style driving.
The BMW M5 is BMW’s top-performance version of the 5 Series. It’s a powerful, fast sedan that can work as a daily car and still be driven hard on a track.
LIVE
We're here, we're live.
We've been live for a bit.
Every time you blinds out of us going live.
What do you mean?
I said, hey, are you ready to go live?
Josh was screaming slurs.
And all three of you were like, yeah.
We did all say, yeah.
Yeah, well, I am always, I was born ready.
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
Then Josh called me a colorful word.
I don't think he did.
He called me friend.
I don't know which one.
Yeah, I called me friend.
Matthew, I don't care either.
Yeah.
No, no, I don't believe it.
Don't, what did you say?
What did you say?
Don't talk like that when you're sitting this close to me.
First of all, don't be rude when you're sitting that close.
Oh, that's perfect.
Yeah, then you're on time.
Yeah.
I've been using Ben as your uncle.
Bob, Bob, Bob is your uncle.
We've almost been looking at you.
Literally after you said Ben's your uncle, huh?
After he said that, Uncle Ben.
Somebody said to me.
Bob's your uncle.
And Robert's your, Robert's your father's brother.
They hit me with the modification.
I walked away and I was like, what the fuck?
They knew what they could do to you.
And then I was like, oh my God, Bob is your uncle.
Bob's your uncle.
That's like walking the path Mike built.
Mike, huh?
Making Mike proud today.
You're ordering Jersey Mike's?
You don't walk the path.
You guys videos?
No.
He's a sandwich maker at Jersey Mike's.
And he, instead of saying, do you want it Mike's way?
He like finds a different way to say it every time.
So like, we making Mike proud tonight.
Yeah.
Do you want to walk the path Mike paved?
That's funny.
Unreal, dude.
It's crazy.
You haven't seen this.
Yeah. I went with my coworker and I said,
do you want your sandwich Mike's way?
He said, what the fuck is that?
I said, time to leave.
It's literally on the board.
And he eats a lot of Jersey Mike's.
I said, big dog, are you fucking with me?
Are you not a big dog?
And he's like, no, what the fuck is Mike's way?
I said, well, first of all, it's a whole ass
ingredient first of all, don't talk shit about Mike.
And Mike's first of all, Mike has built don't disrespect Mike
while you're sitting as close to him.
You're sitting in this church and inside of him.
You're inside of Mike right now.
The church of Mike has his way.
All right. That screen's good.
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Josh Garcia.
This is the revival motoring podcast.
And as always, I'm joined by a Chuck who?
Hello.
Corey.si.
Hello.
Shook, TD is here talking about Mike's way.
Hi.
Weeding the path that Mike built.
Learning Mike's way.
Paved.
Paved.
Enjoying Mike a lot.
Paved by Mike's bricks.
Big Mike.
Oh, you can kiss Mike.
What?
Wow.
All right.
This is taking a turn immediately.
So welcome, everybody.
Thank you for tuning in and listening,
watching on the YouTube and all that good stuff.
It is episode 400.
We've been doing this for a long time.
In fact, 399 times before this.
Actually, probably more when you add up all the.
Definitely more.
Yeah.
It's been a lot of times monumental tags.
We are going to talk about some of those times,
some of those things, catch up with the boys,
see exactly what's happening in our worlds.
Before we get rolling, you can go to our website,
revivalmotor.com, sign up for the B for B.
Please do that.
I love the gun.
Good to see you, son.
You can go buy some merch.
Somebody bought a sweatshirt recently.
That's tight.
And it's good.
It's not like it's 97 degrees.
Love a sweatshirt.
Good time for that.
Prepared human being.
What kind of sweatshirt?
Yeah, well done.
Prepping for the gathering for fall.
I mean, you got a nice five panel up there.
Beautiful five panel drivers club.
Look at those sexy arms up there.
Squeezing in the soap.
Is their arms squeezing soap?
Look at it.
Soap squeeze.
Oh, look at that.
Those lady hands.
That's a hand model, I think.
Model hands.
Just call me Cassanza.
Head right over here.
Oh, Cece's in the chat.
Click for bucks for the boys.
You can do that.
$2, $5, $10 or 20 bucks.
And you can manipulate it any way you want.
You want to give us 25?
You can do that.
And do whatever you want.
You can do it.
You can click all the buttons to see if we give a fuck.
Please do it.
Yeah.
It would help us out greatly.
And we would really, really, really appreciate that.
So as we said, there's some merch on there as well.
And we can get right into it, boys.
We can get right into it.
Let me hit this button.
If you'd like to leave a callback number, press 2.
Call back to the boys holding it down while I've been away,
back to and from.
I was going to ask.
How does it feel?
Different.
It feels like riding a bike.
It's like riding a bike.
But no, it feels good to be back.
Good to be back in the seat.
And we're going to see what happens tonight, you know?
But I enjoy listening to Scott.
Scott and Nick talk about just stuff, their travels.
That was very enjoyable.
Things, stuff, people.
The Lego stuff by Scott on stairs.
His episode was good as well.
Enjoy that.
You got a double dose of Scott.
Double dose Scott.
Scott put in miles.
He did.
He logs them.
Freakle flyer.
Deep into it.
I think Scott's actually the most returning guest of all time.
I believe so.
Definitely.
I honestly, it might be me though at this point.
I know it's probably neck and neck you and Scott.
It might be.
Yeah, there's something about when all four of our musks
combine in the room, you know, stanked up.
That's how it smells like Bro-Pack Mountain.
No, that's how things.
Ten in the desert right here.
That's how the world runs.
It's true.
Everything's been so, you know, cloudy because we're not here.
Because we're musking it up.
Yeah, we're not here.
Yeah, that's the interesting way to go about it.
Hey, we had a donut meet.
We did have a donut meet.
That was nice.
That was great.
It was fun.
The second box of donuts that showed up was.
Integral and just worth.
Wow.
Just brought so much value.
What kind of donuts were we talking about?
Alley, I believe.
Oh, that was Alley's?
Yeah.
I'll tell you.
Oh, wait.
No, no, no.
Alley's was first.
Rick brought those, man.
I was out of the game right now.
It was hard to pass.
It was a.
I think Jesse brought.
Colorful box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty sure Jesse brought a mix.
It looked like a circus box.
Rippin.
Those babies are ripping.
First of all, okay.
I don't think all the doughnuts in there were double stacked,
but the glazed doughnuts were like two doughnuts together.
They have thickums.
And they were like.
Did you take two?
I just took one.
I didn't need to.
It was like eating a cloud.
Do you touch both?
That's a great question.
What do you mean?
Do you touch both?
Did you touch one?
You're the one from the other.
Yeah, don't fucking know.
Are you diverting the question?
They weren't stuck.
Well, I thought you were talking about because it felt like two,
but I took one because the technically I took two because two was one.
They weren't stuck.
Why is it always going to be like this?
Tonight is the night where two become one.
Why is it always going to be like this?
Get that one.
It was a double thick doughnut.
It was cloudy.
Why is it going to be difficult?
How is it double?
Did you have one or two doughnuts in the box?
One.
All right, there we go.
It's the width of two.
It's over.
It was the width.
That was the width of two.
Yes.
Not double stack.
Use a double stack.
That's what it looked like.
But it was a figure eight.
I'm fucking out of here.
It was a figure eight.
It was an infinity symbol.
The fuck out of here, really?
Yeah, figure eight.
That's two doughnuts, dude.
You add two doughnuts.
They're very close to each other, but not linked.
Wouldn't that be double wide then?
That's what you said double stack,
but you're kind of pulling my mind with the box.
Are you talking height?
How does the box height?
X, Y, or Z.
How does it fit in the box?
Two doughnuts.
And you look through the holes at the same time.
Yeah, alignment.
So they were stacked.
But one on top of the other.
But it seemed stacked to you.
Because it was so thick.
Are we all on the same page now?
I mean, I know what you're saying.
I would like to move on.
Did anybody else witness this doughnut calamity?
Jesse bought the doughnuts.
Well, he'd be familiar with it.
Jesse, can you send us some pics?
So, right, if he's got a reference doughnut for us,
like a ground zero of doughnuts,
that we can, well, no, no, no, no.
Bad term.
A zero started.
A starting point of, you know,
said doughnut to reference.
I think that's what's going to clear this up.
Clear up the rubble.
I'll address the elephant in the room.
There weren't enough doughnuts.
There were a lot of people hanging out.
There are a lot of people bringing doughnuts.
Yeah, I didn't grab a box in the morning.
I didn't grab a box because I'm off doughnuts.
I was like, you know what?
I'm going to get myself a coffee that is,
does not serve doughnuts from this place.
Oh, you saved yourself.
Yeah, you saved yourself there.
So, and I'm on a big anti-dunking kick.
I'm just not, it's just not there for me.
Where have you been grabbing coffee from?
Home, actually.
Oh.
Home.
Yeah, if I'm, if I'm home, home.
If I'm on the road, starbussies.
Starbussies, yeah.
You're going through starbussies right now?
Yeah, I kind of, what are you getting?
Venties?
Grande caramel macchiato.
Oh, that's the best thing.
You know what I mean?
There will be signs, dude.
Here's my problem.
There will be, yeah.
Scared fucking macchiato.
I didn't know you had it like that.
Yeah, anyway.
You're not here for a few weeks.
You come back, you're moving different.
You come back speaking Italian?
Yeah.
Is that OT pay?
So, you're an Italian?
Let me hold your pocket.
You can pick it up.
And look at my arms aren't long enough for your deep ass pocket.
I stopped going to Starbucks because they were fucking up my drink
and it was more money than Duncan.
It's not a pleasant experience.
It's the worst.
It's not.
And then like the, the awkwardness of them holding the machine out
for you to pay, but the tip thing comes on first.
Yeah.
And it's just like.
Them is the correct word.
And that should, yeah.
Nice work, Josh.
Basically the only word you can use in there.
That was understanding.
This guy's thinking about it.
Yep.
Yes it is.
Really getting to them.
Do be holding that machine.
That machine comes out and it's just like,
how am I supposed to tip you before I've been served?
You haven't received service.
Right.
I should be able to sip it before I tip it.
Right.
And did you get my order right?
You got to be able to put eyes on it before you tip it.
Bars actually.
I did not mean to do that.
That was tight.
Bars.
You should start a campaign.
I should sip it before you tip it.
There you go.
Yeah.
I think that's correct.
If you're in a service industry and the service hasn't provided,
how are you supposed to tip it?
How am I supposed to?
Right.
The tip should be judged on how I am served.
You can't preemptively tip.
Is then what if you get a bad last time?
I mean, fuck this guy over.
Give a good tip.
Wrong order.
Now I'm pissed and I lost more money.
That's a dry fact tip.
And now it's going to ruin the whole experience.
I'm not going to go back.
Yeah.
They don't think about that.
Duncan did start putting shit on the door though that says
if we make your thing wrong, you can.
Throw it back and we'll remake it.
But I feel like that was just always.
And then but then like, all right, sure.
If you just think of the inconvenience of that.
Yeah, you're on your way to work when I'm in the drive through
and I pull away and I'm like, oh, shit.
Use the app and you can tip after the fact can.
I still don't though.
Fuck them.
That's my boy.
I love that.
Fuck it.
That's my boy.
Are they?
Yeah, they're.
Yeah, they get it off right.
I think it's the whole problem, but still.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, because part time Starbucks people get full benefits.
Full bannies.
I'm not going full benefits.
I own the place.
You get fucked the most of the bannies.
This is fucked up.
I didn't get any bannies.
I think it's crazy that coffee is $6 for a large in water.
That's why he's making them at home.
Danny's making them at night.
I'm making them at night.
Danny's making them at night.
Danny, we get over there.
What are you doing?
Josh, what are you sipping up?
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
You blasted Makiados in the kitchen at night.
That's it.
You're just making them at night.
The kid's finding you.
You know, it's all right.
So the real reason I'm doing it is because of my lovely.
Danny, I thought you were in Mexico.
Lovely, beautiful, loving wife who purchased me a coffee machine,
like a proper coffee machine for Christmas.
That's really what I was already on the deep end.
What's his coffee machine?
Tell us about it.
Ninja Lux.
Well, I've heard a lot about the Ninja Lux.
Is it is a Lux, the big dog stuff?
It's got a lot.
It's got the grinder, not the website.
It's got the grinder.
It's got the brewer, and then it's got the steamer.
Yeah.
And it's just like Stanley steamer.
Are you running the whole thing?
Yeah.
I'm like a barista.
This is why I don't want to tip them at Starbucks.
I know what they have to do.
Do you tuck a towel into your fucking waistband?
Yeah, I got that.
I got stuff of sock in your crush.
Fresh nap prepared to J off the spigot.
Once it's all stemmed.
But that's the main reasons, because this is the best coffee
I've had, and it's at home.
Yeah, at home.
So what's your CPC on that?
Your Klossberg cup?
I honestly don't know, but it's minuscule in comparison.
We talking like under a buck?
You adding you a time?
Probably.
Yeah, if I throw my time on there, then it's very inefficient.
Very expensive.
The way you've been moving lately.
They're going to pay you to make that cup.
Yeah, Jesus.
Learn Italian.
But like I buy, think it's 12 ounce bag of coffee.
Yeah.
You have someone, you have your assistant go to Napoli,
pick it up.
12, 12, 13 bucks.
No, I need to go.
I need to order a lot of his stuff or go pick it up.
But that bag lasts me probably two weeks.
If I'm going heavy, does the machine spin the iPad around
and just ask you one question when you're done?
Just got a quick question for him.
Dude, the fucking short, moan, crit me.
Oh, just, that was good.
Just quick on my hands today.
If I'm thinking realistic, it's probably under a dollar cup.
We need math support in this place.
I can support this.
What do you mean?
You just did it.
So I don't believe that he did it.
He's doing napkin math.
Because I'm doing, I'm getting at least,
I'm making double espresso first of all.
That's two shots.
Two pulls, right?
If you're doing that.
We got two pulls.
I have my, my combination of creamer slash milk.
What are you using for creamer milk?
Is that housing?
Chilbani sweet cream.
Okay, I've seen it.
A little chilbani.
Let me think.
It's like two ounces.
I believe two ounces at the bottom.
You're measuring this every time.
It's because my steam cup has,
has the measurements on it.
Yeah, I just, I can replicate it again.
Starbucks, it's not that hard.
This guy's Walter White.
No, no, no.
Justin's Walter White of coffee.
That dude's insane.
I'm just a fucking chamele.
You're Jesse.
Could work at, could work at Starbucks.
But it's, it's replicated.
It's the same every time.
It's good every single time.
I just, it's a win-win.
The only time I can't do is when I'm on the road.
Nice.
Come get coffee at your house.
Eight bucks a cup.
Where are you going to head over there?
Anyways, don't know me.
It was good weather spectacular.
And, uh...
Don't know me. It was all right.
It was all right.
We're going to head out.
We got more donuts and more cars.
Could have been better.
We did it.
We went to Mike's Calzones after that.
And it's fucking, it brought me back.
That's how they do it over there.
I'm still on my bench.
It's the original guys.
They're out there.
They're way back.
The boys.
They cruise back.
How was overall?
The guys that you think would own that place.
Those guys.
Is the lady that thinks my name is Josh back?
Nah, she doesn't come on until night.
It's the two guys.
All right.
I got a Swarmer salad.
Hit hard.
So it's an afternoon hit now.
There's no more than a night.
The night crew is no good.
I don't know about the night crew.
You know, I think after the donuts,
it's a nice time to get over there.
I agree with you.
I don't know about the night crew.
I might put eyes on it.
Next time we're going to a different restaurant
on the street and see what the situation is
with the night crew.
But I'll tell you what, the Swarmer salad was spectacular.
Oh, the Swarmer salad.
That's it.
You go full Swarmer.
You go to Caesar with the Swarmer.
This was with the peppers.
With the peppers.
This was pre-projection diarrhea.
I'm not, I'm not scared of that.
Okay.
So first off, because obviously,
no, we've known about the.
That's a real deal.
But anyways, yeah, I'm trying to,
I'm just trying to stay up to bread
and the fucking sugar.
So like, you know, now I'm going to,
they put me between a rock and a hard space.
I can only eat steaks now.
You're sodium.
The purple bottle sweet cream is the best.
That's the purple bottle.
That's what I have.
Sweet cream, Chobani.
She's the biggest enigma in our podcast right now.
I do.
It's not a real person.
Nobody thinks she's, I mean, I think she's real.
Cory doesn't think she's real.
Not a real person.
If I can't find you on the internet,
you're not a real person.
Yeah.
We need proof of life.
Yeah.
Not a real person.
We need proof of life somehow.
If, if, where do you weigh in?
You think she's real, Josh?
If it's AI.
I think she's real.
If she's AI.
I think she's real.
That's yeah.
Cause everything's too direct and she knows too much.
Yeah.
She seems cool.
How about you, Shook?
Yeah, I can just listen and answer.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I've asked AI a couple of things recently
and it's just not.
Just get your wrong, my guy.
This is not there.
I send you a DM, Shook.
Oh.
Well, I mean, that would prove it maybe.
My toaster.
We're going to figure this mystery out on this podcast, dude.
We need that Mitch McConnell photo.
I need that proof.
That Mitch McConnell is a photo from another time
when he's holding a newspaper.
That's clearly generated by AI, dude.
That's it.
Yeah.
Is that the guy that looks like a dying nuke?
I think it kind of looked like a turtle.
Yeah.
He's the turtle.
That shuts off.
Anyways, that's what we're going to solve
on our 400 episode.
Yeah.
The CC real.
CC.
The what was the legend of the hidden temple?
It's legend of the hidden CC.
We're going to figure it out.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, what a show.
What a show.
Very well, Dave.
That looks so that looks like the green monkeys have won.
Coolest time ever being on that show.
Yeah, weren't the green monkeys?
Yeah, they were a team.
No, they all rhyme.
Purple parakeets, silver snakes, orange iguanas.
There's a monkey one, but it's not the deal.
What was the monkey one?
If it was definitely green team, you think it's the fucking mulberry monkeys?
They were last.
And I think it was the mulberry.
I want to say it was green because they said it different.
And the green monkey.
Did I not say green?
No, he just said.
I thought you said green turquoise.
Green monkeys.
No, he said green.
Green monkeys were the fucking teams.
Those are my boys.
No, silver snakes.
The whole team on the back.
It was the green.
Yeah.
Get this guy out of here.
I'll take myself out.
Anyway, now that we're back, that looked like the greatest time ever
until you see the show without the television layover
and the green screen and what the teams are actually going over.
Some pallets in the back of like a Disney studio into the shrine of the silver monkey.
What else happened on the don't of me?
Anything else we're going to fix?
I mean, no, we appreciate that.
Yeah, it was quiet.
It was a good time.
Yeah, it was a good vibe.
Just chill hanging out.
You know, everything was out by whatever 1130 12.
But happenstance.
Good friend of mine was leaving a stripper's home
and he met up with us there.
Oh, is that where he was coming from?
That's where he's coming from.
He looks like he came out of stripper's home.
Woke up with glitter on his wiener.
Well, that's the way to do it.
No, who?
Only way to do it though.
What are you talking about?
My buddy, that was his friend that was there.
Oh, I didn't know you had a friend there.
The handsome man.
All right.
I mean, I don't know this man either.
Couldn't point him out.
I certainly don't.
There's too many handsome men.
I don't call them beautiful muscular.
Does that mean I'm not checking them out?
Yeah, that's true.
Miata day.
So we missed all the Miata boys.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, was there a Miata day?
There was something else going on on island.
And then there was like a Carson coffee in Boston.
We had a lot of guys intruding on our days.
You know what I mean?
That's why you couldn't get a haircut on Sunday.
Miata day.
Oh, that's true.
They're all closed up.
The only place to get it was Lars Anderson.
I haven't been to Lars in a minute.
When's the last time you've been?
It's been a long time.
I think we went to a BMW thing that was miserable.
And I just have never gone back.
I probably do like a Honda day there.
I pop in for a Honda.
Listen, man, isn't there a Japanese day?
Can we go to Japanese day?
Want to do a Honda day.
All right.
Can we go to Japanese day?
That's not a true idea.
That might be bad.
That might be Japanese day.
Last time it was awesome.
I'm telling you.
Well, maybe if it's like a high class
Honda day, if that exists.
What do you mean?
I don't mind.
I went to a Honda day at Thompson.
That was fucking wild.
Coming up.
That's what I'm looking to do.
You go to a Honda day at Thompson.
Yeah.
Bring your phones.
American car and truck day, July 19th.
You're looking at them.
Is it under the Carthen coffee?
It is under lawn events.
Are you going to bring your own coffee?
We're bringing up.
This is Lars Anderson Museum in Boston.
If you're listening along, we're going to lawn events.
There you go.
Keep scrolling.
Refunds.
Give it the pay.
What an awful web.
I was having a time of his life.
All right.
July 26th, Porsche Day.
Staying far away from that.
You got to buy.
Do I have to excuse?
Buy tickets.
What?
You can't just go.
Tutto Italiano.
Tutto Italiano.
I remember when there was.
Tutto Italiano.
We did go to Tutto Italiano.
You should maybe hit the Tutto this time.
Hold on.
How much?
Oh.
What?
Wait.
Does it come in the car?
How much is BMW Day?
Same price.
Oh, my God.
50 bucks to get in.
This used to be free.
Hold on.
Maybe it's because of the Italian one.
Let's pop back.
Those guys can't do that.
Driver plus one passenger.
They BMW Day.
There we go.
That should be nice passenger.
Get the fuck out of here.
It's still 30 to 60 dollars.
It's not cheaper.
Swedish car.
They should be free.
Wait, wait.
Check Porsche Day.
Is that even more money?
Hold on.
30 to 60.
30 to 60.
Damn.
Retro revival.
That's me.
They're stealing our our our vibe.
30 to 60.
So just they just charge more for Porsche Day?
That's fucking awesome.
Our Italian day.
Porsche Day.
Porsche Day is probably 100.
They're really sticking it to the UNO's.
Now 30 to 60.
It's just the Italians.
Japanese car day.
Let's go.
Let's go.
October motorcycle.
Isn't that somebody's birthday?
No, none of us.
No.
October 4th.
Oh, yeah.
October 4th is.
Yeah.
It's your birthday.
None of us though.
No.
I have another friend who's a birthday.
Honestly.
Butch.
Shut the fucking.
Exotic.
I'll stick a sword right up your ass.
I'll pay for your men's Japanese car.
I don't want to go anymore.
Wow.
I don't even have a car anyway.
When did they start charging so much?
I don't know, dude.
I thought I used to be like 20 bucks.
No, dude.
Coffee is $6 for a cup of coffee.
Of course you're charged with $60 and get in.
Anyways, I don't know if I'm going to go for 30 bucks.
I mean, no, I didn't want more.
The 30 bucks is whatever, but it's crazy.
Ours is free.
It is free.
We should do the same thing every day to have one.
You paid 30 bucks, dude.
To show up in Yomiata.
They should have paid you to show up in that thing.
What?
Honestly, I think we should go to Honda Day.
And I think I would like to film your live reaction to all of it.
I'm sure it's great.
You think Honda Day at Lars for $30 is going to be terrible?
No, Honda Day at Thompson.
Oh, God, you don't have to film my live reaction.
I know what's going to happen.
You know, I would go.
I think it'd be hilarious.
I get a Honda.
I get a hot boy Honda.
In fact, it's true.
Corey's the hottest one.
He won't leave with that thing.
Yeah.
No, somebody else will probably leave with it.
Someone else will leave with fucking Corey's car too.
And he's on selling it.
You can hear them revving up the park from miles away.
They're just, they're just backing into a parking spot.
I can hear it now.
Like dog.
It's, it's yeah.
Yeah.
There's a lot of revving and getting reverse.
You could just let the clutch out.
Anyway, so yeah, we'll get another one coming in the month,
coming to that.
That's going to rock.
What is August 9th?
August burns red.
Hold on.
Let me pull it up just so I can.
What are you asking?
What do you think it is August 9th?
I don't believe it's August 9th.
August 9th.
So gear up.
I'll bring both donuts this time.
Maybe I'll be on them again.
Also, some of you worth mentioning on, on the air
that we're finally going to settle it forever,
something we've talked about forever.
And scram.
Just, just fucking us.
We went to Texas Roadhouse tonight.
We did.
We're going to find out what is the best
big commercial steak place.
Texas Roadhouse, they have primary bowl of the time.
Fucking wild.
Big plus.
Big plus.
Giant DC's.
Huge pours.
Huge pours.
You want a poor DC?
They got you.
Great side selection.
Good side.
Stakes were all cooked very well.
They were.
Here's my beef.
I'm just, I'm just.
Waitress was meh.
Cloth.
A lot of piercings.
A lot of shit in her face.
Not even in the years.
I didn't even notice.
Not even, I just kept, I kept her eyes on the floor.
Are waitress at piercings?
Oh, I didn't know.
Yeah.
Temple piercings.
Nino, Nino.
Yeah.
Nino, Nino.
But they line you up when you get in there.
Like it's a selection for a fucking death camp.
It's terrible.
I got more of a cattle thing than that.
It's definitely.
Yeah.
Listen, that's deep in my heritage, man.
I can't fucking, you know, I can't put that behind me.
Oh my gosh.
I'm not trying to fucking be in a line like that.
Lot of shoes.
That's why, you know, I kind of just stood to the side.
I was like, you know what?
I'm present.
I'm accounted for.
I'm not going to get in this line.
If I go to stray away too far, they're going to brand me.
But besides the line, and they wouldn't see this unless
the whole party was there.
We're a party of three.
I get it.
If it's a party eight, we're a party of three.
What are you going to put us in a booth of three?
Homeboys about six minutes behind us.
Nope.
Yeah.
So, but anyways, I think high ranks, of course.
And I said, we're probably going to hit out back next week.
Shook you're not around.
Are you around next week?
No, he may have some big to do.
Oh, yeah.
Labyrinth.
He's busy already.
He doesn't even know.
So, you see, when it's not Prince traveling,
I had to burn to the airport.
We didn't get the blooming onion.
I know better than that.
I'm not getting a blooming onion at that.
Josh, Josh, you're away.
Also, I'm off the, I'm off the blooming.
I'll be in the, in the old PA.
PA.
Where do we, where's the cutoff?
It's got to be a commercial establishment, right?
Yeah.
So we got to say like, it's got to have X amount of locations.
No.
I think it's just got to be renowned as like a fast food joint.
What?
I wouldn't consider this fast food.
It is.
We were in there for a fucking hour.
They got to work on it.
It's a fast food sit-down joint.
I felt like I was there too long
because chilies takes 15 minutes.
Franchised.
Franchised.
Franchised.
Yeah.
I get a, I get a DM from a CC.
That's a CC is a real person.
Yeah.
Is that a bot account?
I got it all the time.
It's private.
What would have been my credit card number in?
It sounds like something a bot would say.
Pictures of a woman with seven fingers.
It's private.
We're trying to follow it.
CC is real.
That's hilarious.
What else would be considered a?
Well, no, because I just put in a commercial steakhouse
and I typed that horrifically.
Let me, let me fix that.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Oh, I got to mention that Hasbulla wants to speak with me.
And in stuff like Fogo de Chon pop up Longhorn, Capitol Grill, Longhorn.
Let's see.
Fred and Steve's never even heard of it.
Chophouse Grill, obviously out back.
Now, I think we have to go with like the big annoying ones.
All right.
So like if there's commercials on it, it's just going to be,
it's going to be Texas Roadhouse or out back.
Let's be honest.
Longhorn.
Longhorn.
Longhorn stinks.
But I heard one of our boys is into us all go.
No, Longhorn is pretty good.
Really?
I've not had a steak.
I don't eat steaks.
So I'm like out on this, unfortunately.
I'll have the shrimp.
I haven't had one more.
Should go to Shrimp.
She didn't even know it was fucking on the menu.
She was like the appetizer was like on the one on the menu.
You know what's funny is I was like, oh, they have shrimp.
I'm going to get shrimp as soon as I took a bite of it.
I remembered the last time I was at Longhorn was probably 10 years ago.
And I got that shrimp and it was so fucking salty.
And so is this time.
So it's glad to see.
Well, that's how the, that's how they keep it cured in the back, dude.
It's so salty because right.
Yeah.
Just in a bin of just white powder.
That rice was so salty.
The I mean, I think Longhorn should be in the running.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right.
Longhorn.
So it's been it's been a few years.
We're going to Texas Roadhead.
We're going to go out back and go Longhorn.
Yeah.
Is there anything else?
Are we missing something?
Right.
We're missing something.
Listen to us.
No.
It's your one.
I want to put chilies in it, which is not a steak.
Then I'll stay.
So I don't think Longhorn has steak.
No, has the balls.
Onion creation.
The balloon.
They probably have something.
We're going steak for steak right now.
They do have Longhorn has a, uh, I just, you know,
they don't have like this commercialized thing.
They have a spinach feta dip that fucking.
Spinach artichoke dip.
Oh, spinach artichoke.
I think that's a lot of slams.
There's a Longhorn in Warwick or something.
There's a Longhorn right here somewhere.
That's one.
Three minutes from here.
In Seacon.
Yeah.
Perfect.
So wait, really?
Seacon.
Where's it at?
It's right next to the Acura dealership.
It's right next to Acura?
Yeah.
No way.
Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Yeah.
It's the best Acura dealership I have seen.
Actually you can see it from the highway.
It's Longhorn in the, it's in the Acura.
No, no, no, but it's, it's in the same category as Outback.
Outback's fucking the gem.
I think so.
Dog.
It's called Longhorn Steakhouse.
What else could it be?
I don't know.
Seems like this guy has a fucking bum, man.
Get him out of here.
Come on.
Fucking green monkeys over here.
This guy is so close to us being so disrespectful right now.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's just see.
This is heavily invested in this right now.
I am.
Yeah.
Cause it, this same, you know, this other group, whatever
this website, eight at four chain steakhouses.
I need to know the fourth.
So we have Longhorn.
Yep.
Logan's Roadhouse.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Who is this person?
Outback and Texas Roadhouse.
All right.
So apparently Logan owns a steakhouse, not around here.
So we're just going to discredit that.
So let's go with the big three, the big three of steakhouses,
commercialized steakhouses, and we'll come up with a proper
determination.
I mean, again, as we discussed, weight, bad, steaks, good,
buns, wonderful.
They do sing to you.
This was a high rated Texas Roadhouse visit because there was no singing.
What do we got?
We got, we got the DM.
That's he sees a real person, but it's from a man named Carson Duncan.
This is getting really fishy.
I feel like we're on an episode of, um, is that you're the Carson seat?
Where they'd be like, I'm going to friend request this person called catfish.
So when though, he's got a fucking sickie.
Was it?
I don't know that thing.
I think it's fucking whoo.
What's nice.
Hopway 30 going on.
Was that show or the Neve catfish?
I can't remember.
Maybe it was called catfish.
They would friends request people on Facebook.
I don't know.
I've got some details.
Call me.
Every episode is the same.
Same.
Moving on from sake houses.
What else do we have for callbacks?
I just got a question for you.
Sure.
Did you ever think you'd hit 400 episodes?
No, not in a million years.
Really?
Never.
Like, I mean, we say we joke around.
That will be here forever.
I mean, as long as the earth is.
We're all like cockroaches.
Really.
And so like, I mean, especially now with the fucking doomsday sky,
the constant doomsday sky.
I didn't ever have like a, oh,
I'd like to hit X amount of episodes and do that.
No, it was just kind of, we're on this train
and that train keeps rolling.
Maybe slow.
No breaks.
Maybe slow and the steam is dying,
but we're still steaming.
I think it's faster than ever.
Direction may be a little questionable,
but faster than ever.
Yeah.
Oh, this drink out of the fucking drill.
No breaks, baby.
So you never thought you had 400?
Nope.
Nope.
Never really gave it thought as far as that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I never thought about it either.
Yeah.
I would.
I would have fucking.
I don't know if I were to guess we go for 100.
That's pretty crazy.
Apparently Capitol Grill.
But apparently it's a chain.
Oh, it is now.
Yeah.
They're all owned by the same guy.
We've moved fast.
We haven't.
No, no, we're gone.
We're still far back.
And Texas Day, Brazil are also chains that.
Capitol Grill does not fall in the same fucking category.
If it is, they win.
They wouldn't let us sit down.
Yeah.
We wouldn't let us sit in the Capitol Grill tonight.
They would have been like,
Shook, would you ever think we'd hit?
We'd like to sit at the bar.
We'd hit 400.
Huh?
Fucking unbelievable.
I'm going to hit you.
Do I have anything to say about you hit 400?
400 episodes.
You think it would have happened?
Yes.
I mean, well, when did I come on?
Around 200?
I honestly don't know.
That would have been, hold on, you were.
A 190 something?
200?
Were you BC or AC before COVID or after COVID?
Were you here for the COVID years?
COVID.
Yeah.
Because I was dating Brit.
Okay.
Which started.
So that would have been 2020.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
It's been six years.
That is crazy.
I believe it has.
Yeah.
That's disgusting.
No wonder why your fucking Sequoia has 400,000 miles.
Let's see.
So you think you said like 190?
It's got to be way earlier than that, man.
I don't know.
You think it's way earlier than that?
Because like you came to the magazine release party.
I did.
That was like February of 2020.
That was February of 2020.
Because we were on a fucking peak.
We were climbing.
We were going to fucking global world.
Things were just right.
Things were just going.
We would have been the fucking next grantor host.
If it's fucking COVID never happened.
I mean, we got trains and great.
Yeah.
We were on a very lot of upward mobility.
But I remember I was like, oh, how does this kid know us?
But you were at our thing.
And I'm like, I don't even know who this is.
I found out about this show from Phil.
Because Phil posted an episode that he was on.
And then I just started listening.
Yeah.
Because I used to work at a powder coating shop.
And so while I was prep, well, because as soon as you turn on the machines,
you can hear fucking things.
So when I was doing all my masking and like plugging.
Yeah, yeah.
Dudes or?
Yep.
Dudes and items with dudes.
Yeah.
Listen, because we had stereo in there and I just blasted it.
Yeah.
So everybody got the list.
I said, that's you.
I was spreading us by speaker.
You adopted it early on.
I was born in it.
Great.
Oh, goodbye.
Yeah.
No, it's, man, it is a long time.
But it's good because it's like, and I say this for us.
I say this for thanking our families.
Everybody pretty much knows where we are on Wednesdays at, you know,
yeah, at roughly four to 10 p.m.
Yeah, basically 10 p.m.
Yeah.
It's like, wait, hold on.
You're recording a podcast.
A hard out of nine is working well for me.
Yeah, that's good.
I do.
I do like 9 p.m. hard out.
It's been hitting pretty hard.
What else do I have in callbacks?
Good with a festival of speed.
You've been watching it all just happened.
I was just watching it on the old roll machine this morning.
I haven't been watching you.
I didn't do pretty good.
The time runs were great.
It's a little, let's see.
Tristrona now turks in it.
Really?
Very, very cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Turk brought the Supra.
Oh, yeah.
The new Supra.
I'll tell you that.
It's Judd.
The Judd Supra?
Yeah.
It makes a little noise.
Yeah, yeah.
I think there was one car that sounded better,
which was that, that TWR Supercat.
Yep.
The Twin Turbo 12 Jag.
But I don't know.
Turks, Turks Supra sounded fucking awesome.
It's one of the, and put LMS on it with some fresh meats.
I haven't seen it run up there yet,
but I've seen just some small clips and hearing it
and all that sort of stuff and it looks fucking bad.
Travis Pastrami is in his, his brat still.
Yep.
And it has this fucking wing that's total insanity.
Let's check it out.
Yeah.
Check it out.
It's worth it.
It's like, it's like an hour.
You know why I don't want stuff like that.
Why not?
I know completely convert me from drifting to want to be
a race car driver.
Maybe you should then.
A grip boy.
Maybe you should.
You want to be, you seem pretty sour on it.
You want to be a grip prince?
I think it'd be fun for a little while.
I mean, it'd be fun for a lot of time.
Yeah.
It'd be fun for a long time.
Are you even racing this here?
Whoa.
No.
No, we don't use that kind of language.
Well, the, the track day was while I was in Poland,
so I haven't done anything yet,
but I have looked at the Miata in the trailer.
Looks fine.
What about, are we doing still there?
Stagger.
Yeah, I think so.
What is staggered?
September 3rd, 4th and 5th, if I've seen correctly.
Are we going to boost stagger and all bring meat?
I don't even know if I'm in the state.
Yeah, Josh.
Just let him know.
We're boothing.
We're bringing me baby.
I get the flat.
If you guys go 4th, 5th and 6th.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's bring some meat.
Let's fucking make it happen.
I'm down to meet it up.
All right, we'll meet it up.
Take the Miata.
I might, I can't try to grip.
There's no motorized shit.
A lot of them are.
I can't bring a dirt bike.
I seem like a pretty hard.
No, I don't know dirt bikes.
Somehow actually, no, it's not.
I was going to say dirt bikes are safer than scooters,
but they're definitely not.
Depending on how hard you've been selling.
Maybe we can get a revival.
No, I can only go 70.
I can bring my side by side.
What about the other?
Yeah, fucking four wheels.
I see that guy driving on a side by side all the time.
What's he doing?
He drives all the time.
Somebody showed me their side by side injury recently.
It was like, wow.
Yeah, I mean, you got to be a bit of a,
you got to be a bit unleashed to crash a side by side.
Somehow gets an arm stuck in between a side by side
in a hard place.
It's because he probably went like this
when it was flipping.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Don't worry.
I'll stop us.
The old Rhode Island Masters on the roof.
The good thing is the that both bones
in the arm didn't break.
Oh, good.
Just one.
Just one pretty severely.
And there's a lot of scarring out of the skin.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know if it was out.
Are we talking about they had to go in and repair
some things?
Are you talking about the side by side guy
or Lynch side by side guy?
Oh, yeah.
I haven't seen winches.
I've seen winches.
Crazy thing is I've not seen it in person.
He posted it.
There's a picture of a bone.
Picture of bone.
I'm like, wow, I haven't seen a bone outside of Skindal
all the time.
And then, you know, I felt obviously feel bad for winch.
Something like that happened.
But then like the next post was the arm
plus the insurance claim being denied.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Which is just, are you, what are we doing here?
That sounds right.
So yeah, there was that.
His insurance will still go up.
But I haven't seen him with it, you know, since.
I give him a lot of credit for posture
because if I could see my bone coming through my arm,
I'd probably turn white.
I've only had a bone exit the skin once in my life
and it was it was pretty fucking terrible.
Yeah.
I can't even imagine if you're running an event
in a racetrack and it happens.
Yeah.
When I broke my wrist, it stayed inside my body
and that still sucks.
That still hurt real bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But anyways, big shots of lynch.
Hope you're on the men, my guy.
And we're going to get him back in.
Matter of fact, it was.
Yeah.
Really?
So he was right.
We had him in scheduled, but I think we had to,
or he couldn't make it that week
because it was short notice on our part.
And then.
He just.
I think it happened.
He's from a hospital.
Right.
And then, right.
Oh, that's what it was.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was just like, yeah.
Yeah.
It was.
It was.
Yeah.
Everybody just got out of hospital.
He's fine.
He went right back to jerking.
All right.
He's the other hand.
Everybody tells it.
That's what he's going to.
He's making chicken.
He's going to practice when you don't need it.
He's jerking chicken.
Jerking chicken.
Another one.
Hey, this is an actual callback.
We talked about how they were going to try to get rid
of the front plate in Rhode Island.
And it did go through.
Yeah.
You are not required to put a front plate
on your car in Rhode Island.
If your car does not have provisions
to have a front plate on it,
which is basically every car.
I just got the car inspected two weeks ago.
I don't know when this passed.
Yeah.
Mandatory front plate.
That's hilarious.
So we ductated to the front.
It passed.
It passed a week ago.
Okay.
It's real, but you got to keep that thing on you.
It has to be in your car somewhere.
This is the last thing you would ever want to do
is save money by not making two plates.
Why not?
Yeah.
That's why he says like,
don't put it inside your car.
Yeah.
I put mine on the trunk.
Someone said it should be within reach.
I'm like, that's not a good idea.
No, that's dangerous.
You get into a nice little car accident
and you got a saw blade flying around.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
My one series I've gotten pulled over a few times
into a front plate.
And then just say it's in the trunk.
And they're like, are you sure?
I'm like, yeah, I'm positive it's in the trunk
and pop the trunk.
There it is.
All right.
Go look.
It's right under my gun.
Yeah.
They're like, all right, cool.
It's directly under my gun.
Just slide my AK over and it'll grab it.
I've gotten pulled over for front plate.
And I've done the same thing.
It's like, we don't give it to you to keep it in the trunk.
I'm like, well, I'm fucking well aware.
That's where it is right now.
Yeah.
My people have always been pretty pleasant.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I elicit a response.
But nonetheless, yeah, it's real.
It went through.
What are you going to pull the front plate off of all my cars
right now?
In my head, it's just because all the politicians
have scammed off money off the state to buy porches.
Right.
And they do not want to put front plates on them.
The bridge money went right to the Porsche plate.
Yeah, yes.
There was like, what were we supposed to fucking plate?
I think there are no vanity plate scheme.
They were running with the,
hey, we're just going to put out a ton of new designs instead.
Went over so well.
They're like, this is great.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
We're making tons of money.
People want all these funny ideas, all these on the license
plates.
We want sharks.
We got boats burning.
The boats burning sick.
I just both burn.
It's great.
I just bought a new plate because I thought I lost a plate.
So I bought the boat burning and then like the day it came
and I found my other plate.
How many digits are you getting up to?
Say shit.
Six, right?
Yeah.
Six.
You're still at six.
Six.
I think it's going to be six forever at the rate of speed vehicles
get crashed.
Because we're only at two.
We're only at, it's true, it only starts at two now.
So you still got the rest of 23456
789
Connecticut seven.
I was going to do C O M E F R T for my plate.
That's yeah.
That's interesting.
That's that's a good plate.
Yeah.
Can't drive that car to work anymore.
Yeah.
Rodeo and vanity plates are set to return.
When?
But with restrictions.
They can't restrict it.
They're all getting in trouble.
I don't have any dmv.
This was just try to take it.
Of this year, new rules and regulations are being reviewed
and will be released for public comment within a few months.
Thanks.
Oh my God.
They've been saying this forever.
They can't lend them anymore.
And I'm so excited about it.
The thing they were saying before was that they,
what was taking them so long is I had to go through every
single vanity plate before they could redo it.
Like reissue, reallow vanity plates.
And it's like, it's the small estate.
We don't have any cars.
It doesn't take that long to go through vanity plates.
Right.
These numbskills have been working on this for three years.
I mean, I get the night of the vanity plate
by these bastards.
Yeah.
The story about it.
Is that because they didn't know what they had
or because they wanted to make sure what they had was okay?
But they couldn't restrict what they had anyway.
So it doesn't matter.
There's no point in going through them.
Hey, I'm not listening.
No, I hear what you're saying,
but there isn't restrictions on it
because that's what caused this whole problem.
I see him from time to time in my neighborhood,
which is really weird.
Who that is?
Fake gas.
Fake gas.
Yeah.
Fake gas.
Fake gas.
Fake gas.
He's the man.
FK gas.
He's the guy that's going to take it away.
Drives a Tesla.
I beep.
I wave.
Put two and two together.
Why did he get it taken away?
Because it's FK gas.
They tried.
They tried to take it away,
but the ACLU took the case
and fucking mopped the floor with the state.
So instead of admitting defeat
and going back to business,
they said no place for you.
Now no one gets no place for you.
That's some pussy shit.
It really is, dude.
It is.
Yeah, that's it.
That's the softest shit I've ever heard.
I'm just going to say, I have what I believe
is what I'm going to be my favorite plates ever
that I've ordered two plus months ago now.
Yeah.
For the truck?
For the truck.
Yeah, for the truck.
Thought maybe the most thing.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
But I got a battery.
That's a hell of a bit.
Hell of a bit.
The I don't know if I'm ever going to receive the plate.
I don't know where the money actually went.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what?
There is an update.
I don't think it's in my bag
and I can't show it because it would ruin it.
But I received some paperwork
from a certain federation
that this plate is supposedly supporting.
So if I say there's action happening behind the scenes,
I love that.
There is at least the sign.
The world wrestling.
The Star Wars Federation.
I need Pete to find me the perfect Evo 5
so I can finally answer my dream plate.
Oh, man, Evo's.
I've driven.
Have you mentioned what it is?
This is like a child's name.
Can't say it.
So nobody takes your truck.
No, yeah, yeah, I can't say it.
But when I get my Evo, you'll know it.
Actually, you probably won't,
because it probably still won't be allowed.
But anyways, everybody sees a nice blue Evo 5.
How's your boy?
Make it happen.
Cheap money.
The Evo 4 is a cheap.
Evo 5 is apparently.
There's a 5 or a 4.
I seen for like eight grand the other day.
That's a 4.
OK.
What was the one that kids just had here?
He said it was cheap money.
4. Very sick.
Very, very sick.
He was like somebody said it was like 20 grand important.
Am I wrong?
Yeah.
I think you're high, which is fucking crazy.
That's insane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very cool car.
Very cool car.
Cool dude.
Appreciate him bringing that.
And again, everybody's lust for an Evo.
I got to send the 6 today, which is sick,
but dude, it was fucking huge money.
He had some other weird eclectic car before that.
Yeah.
Starrion.
Starrion.
Pretty cool.
Which is a cool fucking.
I saw our Starrion like a week or so ago.
You don't often see him.
No.
Cool car, so.
So, yeah.
No flood pattern, Rhode Island.
Keep that together.
Big shout to Katie.
Fixed by Amcoupe today.
It's been riding like shit.
Turns out the had Bilstein coils
and it probably for a decade in one of those.
Bilstein's?
I'm sorry.
Not Bilstein's.
KW's.
Yeah.
Can we view ones in one of the rear struts
this side of the shit itself?
So I just threw Bilstein sport rear struts at it
and it seems it runs fucking great.
I think they're taller than the KW struts though.
So I had to drop my spring purges
to the absolute bottom.
So hopefully that.
I have the.
I don't know.
I'm going to raise my shit a little bit.
Spring purges two pieces though.
Yeah.
So if you take the collar out
and then put the spring just on the purge,
you'll get another.
What do you mean, dude?
I'm fucking.
What am I fucking?
Who is I even talking to?
Yeah.
That's fucking genius.
Yeah.
I'm talking to a little nub and more.
One quarter.
Yeah.
I might pull it out later.
Yeah.
So the bottom the bottom mount is two pieces.
It's something that sits on like a little dimple.
Yeah.
And then a threaded collar to remove that threaded collar
for the spring just on the go straight raw.
Just go for civics.
It's a cup with the snap ring.
You know what I could do?
Coop.
It's not even.
I know.
I just I could remove the whole fucking the whole adjuster.
You could too.
Yeah.
You just want to make sure like under any sort of unload.
It won't.
Right.
The spring.
Oh, it's definitely.
The spring won't exit.
Yeah.
I think a couple zip ties.
It's a nice.
It'll never pop.
It's definitely a nice holdover.
My M3 used to if you hit jumps.
I would say have you seen these roads?
It's a nice holdover.
But I think at the end of the day, I'm going to end up buying a set of V3s
or close warts for it.
Just get limiter straps.
I need to get some straps on there.
That's how.
Dude, Larson's actually.
Larson's Mustang.
The rear axle drops so far down.
I'm like, we should literally.
Don't litter us on it.
Yeah.
But I get a I need GTR back before I can start fucking spending any money on gigantic money at cars.
Although I say that now when I bought a bunch of cars and some GTR, but it's time.
I get we're so very close.
We're almost there.
Speaking of Katie designs.
Yeah.
I was talking about the stereo system last week's episode or another episode,
something like that.
Anyway, it's in.
It's in hilarious.
I've never.
Nothing like it.
I've never, ever, ever done a sound system in any car I've ever owned.
Yeah.
Close.
I've come to put a little dinky head unit my mark three a million years ago.
Right.
Did you get power bass?
So finally, finally.
Maned up and put it in like a proper, proper setup.
Or I didn't put it in.
Kyle put it in.
Hey, he calls me.
Hey, man, is it cool if I drive the car around to my side of the shop?
Yeah.
Of course.
Absolutely.
Five minutes later, my phone rings.
Hey, man, the car won't start.
Really?
That's weird.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
I'll just work on it over here.
Thanks.
No problem.
Whatever.
I'll be over.
So I finish up at work.
I drive over.
I'm looking at stuff.
Obviously I turn the key thinking like it's just magically.
Going to turn on.
It doesn't.
No fuel pump.
I'm like, oh, okay.
Okay.
No fuel pump.
Hmm.
Check the main relay classic.
Main raise to only five and put in another main and put in another relay.
Maybe that relay is bad.
They don't go bad, but maybe it's bad.
Nope.
Take the whole thing out.
Put in the stock setup.
No, nothing.
Now me, I tried setting power to the fuel pump to make a turn on.
I thought I did it right.
I didn't because
I left and then he called me back a little bit later and was like,
Hey, I sent power to fuel pump.
It turns right on.
So you got to issue somewhere else.
Thank them a ton for everything he does as always.
And he told me the setup sounds great.
Can't wait to come check it out.
It's only come Saturday morning.
So we give it a listen.
It's it makes me giggle.
It's hilarious, but a lot of NWA to be listened to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, he always makes fun of me because every time we do something like this,
it's like, I don't listen to music of like even this decade.
And he's like, you got to listen to something a little more recent
if you're trying to take advantage of like any of the stuff we put in here.
It was like, I was listening to the doors.
I was just saying, there's gonna be something like Fog Hat.
60 years old.
Fog Hat.
Come on, come no touch.
Like, God, I can hear it.
Tim Horses voice perfect.
He's like, you got to do something.
So we put on Nas's new album.
Could go crazy.
That's like, I've been listening to old Nas.
I put on Nas's new album.
Only one album from him.
Anyway, it was incredible.
So let me start messing about trying to figure out what's going on.
And we're looking at a bunch of stuff where, you know,
we're testing power coming out of the main relay.
Everything's happy there.
We're testing grounds.
Everything's happy there, you know, we're looking at the ECU,
the plug for the pin going out of the engine harness into the ECU.
That's power there.
Like, really, this is weird messing around a bunch.
And I'm sitting in the driver's seat.
He's in the passenger seat kind of looking at stuff.
And I look over and I realize I'm like,
have you seen any lights on the ECU?
It's like, no, I had no clue.
There's supposed to be lights.
I'm like, yeah, there's supposed to be light.
Like the ECU lights up to S 300.
No lights.
Okay. So we're on to something here.
So we start to wiggling things around.
ECU lights up.
Turn the car on.
Starts right up.
It's like, okay.
Wiggles a little bit more.
Lights turn off.
So then the car won't start again.
Just crank things.
The classic Honda.
So, yeah.
Anyway, I have a problem with the ECU.
So I called a few people.
No one really had anything immediately that I needed.
So I ended up just finding a B16A like specific ECU online.
Yeah, that's where they go.
Ordered it.
Just gonna stock ECU.
I just need Bob's your uncle.
I need to comment on the fact that putting a stereo in anything
is just the absolute joy is fucking unreal.
Oh, no, I'm already...
I wish I could live my first stereo again.
Figuring out what I can put in the one series.
Dude, it's fucking changed your life.
And the thing is, is I got to ask him,
when next time I see him, is it easier just to order the whole Bab Sound setup?
He talked to him, but last time I talked to him about one of my newer BMWs.
He was like, the Bab Sound stuff's really nice.
And then he can just pop it in.
And the price is hilarious for everything.
Same.
And he comes, pops in.
So I was like, gotta do that.
Yeah, I might have the Bab Sound on my M5.
Less than a thousand?
Yeah, actually.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
For, yeah.
My car's just got like the bass.
I've got power bass speakers in the truck.
They sound great.
Yeah.
Power bass still hit.
My one series has got like a super poverty specs setup in it.
So it's only four speakers and then the two little subby jams under the seats.
So everything.
So I mean, maybe if you went bigger, it'd be a lot more.
But anyway, it sounds great.
ECU was supposed to be here tomorrow,
but now it looks like it's going to be here on Saturday, which is...
It's not like a tube.
That stinks.
It's obviously intermittent.
It's not like the connectors on the ECU or anything odd.
It's exactly what it is.
Yeah.
So there's the ECU and then if you put like a,
and a Hyundai S300 in it, you take out these connectors
and you solder in these receptacles.
It's a daughter board.
Yeah.
It's a fix to confirm.
It clicks in to the ECU and there's something to do with the connection
on the actual ECU side, not be on data side.
Yeah. It's nothing to do with the Honda because I had a Neptune chip DCU way back
and it did the same thing.
You do key on.
I remember I got stuck at school.
It was very scary because I was like 19 or 20.
And I was like, what did I mod my car?
It's so stupid.
I can't leave.
And I'm just sitting there at the key on that it randomly like
and prime the pump.
I was like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
So yeah, that's that's narrowed it down.
I mean, as much as you can narrow it down, you did.
Yeah. There's nothing else you can do.
I texted like five people for you.
I got so many.
No one.
LOLs.
I haven't seen one of them or used one of them.
I've thrown them out like a lot of people cover at least one.
Like they won't sell it, especially if they have a Honda.
Well, I'll have two.
I'll have two P 20 H now.
So the one that is hitting the problem, I'm going to ship that out,
get it rebuilt.
Nicely, nice, freshly fresh.
Who does that?
There's a guy that a bunch of people recommended to me.
He's in Florida, maybe.
I think it's Florida, South Carolina.
He does it, ship to him, replaces all of the capacitors.
No, I'll find it later.
I have it, but I replaces everything, cleans everything,
resolders everything.
Yeah.
That must be fucking expensive.
It's not as much as you expected to be.
It's listen.
And then there was a brief moment.
It was a brief moment where it was like,
well, I mean, these years don't work.
So I mean, what's, what's the price?
What's the price on a whole tech?
Oh, yeah.
What's the price on a whole tech?
That's what you should have done.
And well, it's well north of $2,000.
So, and I was like, well, the CC is $200.
So I'll just buy this one.
Yeah.
The factory is you.
It'll work like it's supposed to.
Right.
A turbo kit.
I don't want any of that though.
That's the thing.
I don't want any of that.
How about you just want stock B series forever?
I just want a stock B series.
It's a valid want.
There's other than replacing something that goes wrong.
Yeah.
It's just going to work.
I don't.
I'm torn because if I were to get another Honda,
I don't know if I could just do stock B series ever again.
It's fun.
It's great.
It's awesome.
It just turns on.
It goes.
But like getting shit on by Prius is that's exactly what
because that doesn't matter to me.
It's exactly what I want.
It's like such a high morp.
There's something about like ripping onto the highway with
all of its might and someone's just like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
And I'm doing 61 miles an hour.
It's the best dude.
It keeps me out of trouble.
I sound like I'm doing a million miles an hour and I'm
harming no one and I'm having the best time of my life.
It's true.
Why do you think Jordan likes to be out of so much?
Yep.
And he even he turboed it now.
That's his fuck up.
That's not my problem.
Yeah.
It's a big mess up.
I don't answer me anyway.
East you should be here this weekend.
I'll pop it in.
I think it's crossed.
The car just turns right on.
Plot.
What about it?
Bees.
You definitely do it.
Bees.
All right.
I'd love to because that doesn't really add any performance
at any performance.
It's just kind of like way more noise than what's already there
in the grid.
The good noise that you that you want out of the car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
So anyway, that's what I got going on.
Drop the one series of time and it was the best.
I feel like a slow car fast is the best is maybe on track.
No, slow car is the best for sure.
Slow car medium is great.
I love it.
I think I'm going fast.
300 horsepower is a sweet spot in a lot.
I mean, in 150, 300 is a little crazy.
300 depends on what it is.
But like you could be smitten at 225.
It's perfect.
Now the time of my life in Miami.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's got like 93 horsepower.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It all all depends on what I think on the best day of that hot in his life.
It had 150 horsepower.
Don't say that's what it has now.
I think great time of my life.
B16D probably makes these in power still.
Bet you that bitch put down 170 by 170 and then 110 foot pounds of torque.
No, no, no, no.
Maybe one day.
It's a B16B.
A, A, A.
Oh, all right.
Yeah, 160.
I think it's I think.
Anyway, I have the best time of my life in that car.
There you go.
So can't wait.
Can't wait to get the seatbelt in and be jazzed.
I'm ready to go.
We're going to get to the seatbelt guy.
Before I Google this, and I'm already Googled it too fast.
B16A, that was JDM OBD-1 from like a EFSI.
Or an actual EG6, which that engine is.
Okay.
So is the EG6 the long one that came in blue and black?
And I think you put down 140 wheel.
It's the best.
He revs to nine grand though.
Yeah.
And the car, what ways?
I don't know.
21 and change.
That's crazy.
Heavy car.
Yeah.
21 and change.
That's wild.
I think my ball away.
It's sometimes on the highway, it feels like you get a big rig passes.
Oh, I'm changing lanes.
You got it right.
Yeah.
Hey, you got to prepare to move over.
I like fight the steering wheel back.
I'm like, yeah, I miss Torx here in front wheel drive.
Hon, this is fucking awesome.
Like the wheel just goes completely sideways while you're going straight.
Yeah.
It makes you feel like you're like, you know something crazy to fight it.
You know, you find to keep it on the road.
I would, if anybody's got a really nice EK hatchback, I'll trade you.
I think that's the only thing that I would trade my car for.
There you go.
They're out there.
They're waiting for you.
They're out there.
I had someone semi offer and it's nice, but I don't know if he was serious or not.
Semi.
Are you trying to hint at it right now?
You guys know, I don't think you guys know him.
But yeah, he was like, oh, I've been looking to get into drift cars.
And I was like, well, have I got the one for you?
I've been looking.
Complete turnkey drift car.
It's true.
I mean, it is.
It genuinely is.
Turnkey drift car.
Turn three ready to go.
Yeah.
In his cars.
Just add tires and driver.
Very nice.
Just add some driver mods.
I have a deep thought, which I've already mentioned to you guys.
Josh, we give him something away this week.
Yeah.
Are we going to give something away before I get involved in this?
No, let's go to deep thought.
Okay.
All right.
I already mentioned this to you guys.
And it is what have we learned from 400 episodes of knowledge or lack thereof in this beautiful
It's a beautiful podcast.
I also have, I thought we could come up with some special trivia, which I thought was funny.
The first one I thought about was what episode did my GTR go to TCS?
Oh my God.
How many episodes into a build are we?
202.
It's pretty close.
Oh, no.
Let's see.
263.
263.
We have to wait for Corey to get back to get the last answer.
I think he left.
Actually, I heard the door open.
You're just out.
Okay.
I'm just going to learn how much spaghetti dry and cook fits in a market.
I was going to say, I learned how much pasta we could fit in a mark for.
I was kind of peak.
It was, it was good.
That was a great episode.
That was a lot of learning in one episode.
It was a lot.
That's a lot of our branch out.
We, we did another Andrew math question, but I think we asked without him here and we
really kind of walked it up.
I just remember when the algorithm for that came back, I was just like my mouth was wide
open listening to it.
If you take the divisible number by the radius of x equals y, I don't suppose B and you find
this.
I was like, and I love how he broke it down and dry in wet.
And then if you open like the glove box and shit, right, add the crevices.
That was before AI.
Now that's scary.
That's crazy.
That's why he's right.
A math wizard.
We have a question for you.
What's that?
What episode did my GTR go to TCS?
Or what episode was like the precursor of it?
The precursor to going to TCS.
What episode number?
Yeah.
Give me a guess.
Do you want to hear our guesses so you know?
No.
Okay.
221.
Oh, wow.
That's fucking serious.
The precursor to the GTR leave was 226.
So you're right on it.
Press is right, bitch.
174 episodes ago.
What if it was everybody else's guesses?
202.
I was at 263.
263.
Well, you guys are all close.
I found that out today.
I was like, wow, that'd be fun to find out.
We did high car, low car, right in the middle guy.
220.
What was the date on that?
It was like a March time.
Yeah, I should actually look at that.
You just have Seamus on the thing.
And it's the first Seamus episode.
The first Seamus.
He planted the seed the first time he was here.
I literally called him after like the day or two after the podcast.
I was like, would you really take the car?
I was like, he's like, oh, I can't work on it for a year.
I was like, would you really take the car?
Let's see.
We're almost there.
He did tell you it was going to be a year.
Yeah.
226.
November 3rd, 2022.
That makes sense actually because it was right before the winter time.
There you go.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah, the plan was to, yeah.
Yeah, we'd go and check out a shop and drop it off.
Right on the corner of year four, baby.
Right there, man.
And the plan was some tabooskis in the harness.
The plan was just pop the turbos and make some intakes.
Yeah.
You know what?
We're done.
You know what?
My favorite part of our last four or four?
Well, I wasn't a part of a third of these episodes, but my favorite,
we'll call it era, RPR, our arc.
We haven't hit our peak yet.
We haven't hit our peak.
We're still.
We're at the top.
We're at the top.
We're not even there yet.
Yeah, we've hit a false peak.
We just rounded first base.
Right.
Can't wait to get second, you know, grab second.
A little over the pants.
A little over the pants.
A lot of friction.
A lot of friction.
A lot of friction going on.
Rug burns, perhaps.
My favorite time was when I completed my far.
Far.
My car for staggered.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the men rallied.
That was fun as fuck.
We were hanging out.
You were driving.
You had an issue with the car.
Cory was pit crew.
I was wrenching.
You were grabbing parts.
Somebody was grilling you.
I had imagined this.
I think you were grilling.
Yeah.
Cause I had called turtle and drive the potato back to Providence.
Yeah.
To get some paths.
Get some lower control arms.
That was so cool.
That was a good time.
It was a good time.
I think I obviously the best time was the podcastathon,
which was fucking hilarious.
I wish I was there.
In the middle of COVID.
Live streaming on fucking USB webcam.
And we raised like four grand or something.
A considerable amount of money.
Yeah.
For a lot of charity.
We're almost out of that money.
That was great.
No, we actually we gave it away.
No, we didn't.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, the thank you letters.
Josh has a letter on it somewhere.
The episode where Toby broadcast from the couch
that he doesn't remember.
It's there's a video recording of it.
Oh, it would be sick.
It's it's it's on the it was sick.
It's on the stream, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was sick on the couch.
It was another webcam attached to something
that we linked them in was we had multi cameras.
Yeah.
And I just remember going
piped it right through that door.
I just remember going.
Oh, oh, so good, dude.
That one was fucking unreal.
And it was pretty early on as well.
It's just fell asleep eventually.
Yeah, he did.
He was he was out.
It's crazy, though, that young Ben's office.
Don't forget you.
You know, yeah.
And his noisemakers remember when we pointed a hole?
You're your DJ equipment.
We pointed it at young Ben to get a little feedback.
I just remember like listening.
That was like right around when I had the thought
because I listened to shitload at my that first job.
And then when I started traveling up here,
I was listening every day to catch up.
That's crazy.
I've listened to every episode up until when I joined.
Now I don't because I sit here.
So yeah, that's good.
That's good policy.
You've lived it.
I've lived it.
And I remember having like this, like we're really strange.
So I was like, I'm going to be on this podcast.
God damn it.
I'm going to I was like, I'm going to join these dudes.
And then I don't know actually how that happened.
But I actually don't remember how the fuck that happened.
We literally kept putting it out there
that we needed an intern.
And I was like, fuck, I'm doing it right there.
I know how to use a twitch.
The rest is fucking heaven.
Yeah, that's it.
And then there's there's so many different episodes.
I was just going through like all of them, the megabillions,
just some of the names that we used to come up with the shit
or just things that we used to cover was pretty funny.
If we because we did a lot of like names
that only we would actually know what they were about,
especially on the YouTube episodes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, and obviously probably still to this day,
the best I feel episode funniest.
This is one I could literally go back.
And you can still reference the Chuck system episode.
Time is probably one of the best.
That was a shower thought.
It just shower thought.
So such a complete episode and good time.
Yeah.
There's so many.
It's crazy to look at the Toby asleep with the best parts.
There's a pass right there.
Stars bars and PBR.
Someday, right?
At a far off land because this exists in YouTube world.
Yeah.
Some fucking four of humanoid is just put this on.
I think it's the best thing.
We never named an episode who's piping.
That's hilarious.
I thought we did the camera used to be so much higher.
Yeah.
It was before we had our pro studio.
Yeah.
Now we have the live Toby cam.
Yeah.
We're looking in the name of the episode is Toby toilet with Sam Dobbins.
T.O.B.I. If you want to see Austin are fucking greatest.
I don't know how many episodes in it was.
It's Toby dying from the inside.
It's got it.
It's July 2022.
July 2022.
It's one of my favorite episodes.
I thought that was so fucking funny.
Yeah.
That was that was fucking great.
I really enjoyed the the errors.
We'd pick like an error.
I thought about cars in the errors because then you start digging through like what
doesn't like some interesting cars that came off from this time.
Yeah.
What's up?
Yeah.
What the fuck is it?
It's just stuff that just stays with you.
Like you won't believe this fucking car.
It's a 16 cylinder.
We should revisit some of those again again just to see how our
how we've matured.
Yeah.
But toward remember when we did that episode where we talked about where they stuck cars
in the ocean to promote coral reef growth vaguely.
Yeah.
And then we were talking about doing a lot of stuff actually trains.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because like the coppa for the yeah.
It's good.
No, we took it.
We talked about that the jeeps I think put in jeeps in the forest to promote
health or something for that for them.
And then you said baby deer.
But we said it in an Arles source.
Literally my entire household when somebody refers to a baby deer.
I'm pretty sure you did that, though.
No, I don't know, man.
Halo era was.
Today.
That was missed.
That guy dude.
Halo work.
What about we're coming up on combat?
Artie.
Artie still text me.
Holy shit.
Artie still hits up still text me.
I'll get a random text every now and then.
If he's ever actually released the episode.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We did.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
Thought we did.
I know.
We definitely did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure we did.
Still text me whenever he gets a new vehicle.
He bought a crown.
Like was one of the last texts I get.
Like a new one.
Yeah.
Or or no, no, no.
Like an old like imported one.
Oh, I just get an answer.
Oh, yeah.
Artie versus the DOT.
Yeah, yeah.
He won.
He fought the law.
He won.
Fuck, yeah.
Artie.
That was a top interview.
Sick son of a bitch.
He's a wild wild boy.
Yes.
He's a cowboy.
I remember that time the Toyota would give us cars.
That was crazy.
We had about a one month span of getting Toyota cars.
That was fucking awesome.
Four runner in a Supra.
That was fun.
It's crazy.
We did that, right?
Yep.
And then we interviewed Papadakis.
Yeah.
And then Papadakis now.
Toyota man.
Toyota man.
Big Toyota guy.
We kind of, we put that together for him.
Hey, yeah.
I think that the whole tour.
We bridged that gap.
That whole tour.
Papadakis.
Shameless thing.
It was all us.
No problem, boys.
It was all us.
We predicted the 400Z.
We didn't predict it.
I was literally text photos of it and information.
And no, no, no.
We predicted it.
We actually helped in its consumption.
One time our show didn't ever work.
So we get.
Actually, we've got a couple good, good tips.
We got a lot of good stuff.
One of these definitely the car that came out during our podcast
that I was the most excited about then came out and just flopped.
And I don't even know why because you just don't see him.
Who came with one?
Pete came with one.
He came with early automatic super quiet.
I blame it on the size of the gas door.
I just blame it on Nissan.
I blame it on the wheel gap.
The awful wheel.
I did see a this was not nobody purchased this vehicle
sitting on the front of a Nissan lot.
Nismo 400 in the gray and red.
I've seen three and it was enough to make me go.
Oh, what is that?
And I was like, oh, okay.
They're probably super sick to drive.
That was so I imagine they're sick.
I was talking about how I never see them.
And then Britain.
I went to Southington and I saw three in two days being driven by people.
That's two Nizmos, two Nizmos driven by people and one on the bed.
That's the one.
Yeah.
You know, here's my problem.
I hate color like cars this color.
Yeah.
This is great.
Like battleship.
Great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm tired of it.
This battleship.
Great thing.
It's like desaturated.
Yeah.
I don't mind it, but I wouldn't opt for it.
I mean, you got to live your life looking like this.
You know, you wouldn't like it right either.
It almost looks like a fucked up 350 mix with a BRZ.
The strange thing about them is they don't look complete.
They don't.
I mean, it looks like they were just like, I don't know.
It's missing like body lines or something from the side.
Excellent looking car.
Mustang from the side.
Looks great.
But then everything else, you're kind of like, well, what's going on here?
Like Chuck said, it's incomplete.
You think these will be one of those cars?
So like 10 years or not, people are like, they made a fucking twin turbo six cylinder.
Yeah.
Of course.
Like, of course, because we keep going down the rabbit hole of just mundane and people at some
point, everyone's putting Porsches in their garages and the guys that like park their 400s.
He's going to make all the money.
Here's the other thing though.
For that price, I'd go M2 all day.
It wouldn't even be a discussion.
We don't like anyone ever pay the asking price on one of these.
I think as time goes on, older stuff is going to get cooler.
And eventually people will be like, this car was terrible.
Anything that the government can implement their new laws that they're going to force upon us,
like these new technologically based vehicles is just going to be cool.
No fun.
That's how it always goes.
E30M3 didn't sell for shit.
Yeah.
Nobody bought them.
That's why they're got that side profile.
E36 is one went crazy.
That's why they're targeting junkyards, Josh.
So we can't repair our cars.
Why are they targeting?
What are they targeting?
They're blowing them up.
They're burning them.
Yeah.
They're getting rid of the ability to kind of do like a pick and pull and repair your own thing.
Which is that, that, that's crazy.
That's a part of American culture.
I'm wondering if anyone in the chess experience full off from the kidney and white flowers,
dude, it's been straight up orange and just smoke for the past two days.
Yeah.
It's been apocalyptic.
Paul said he had to go to Japan to see what a person for the first time.
It's sure we did.
Paul Star was the best.
Yeah, it's out.
We're, we're all fucking, it's really ruined my solar input, which makes my old man self angry.
I walked into, walked into the shop and why is it so blue in here?
It's because I was looking at just yellow for the past 24 hours.
Who turned the blue light back on?
Seriously, like Mad Max out there.
Very strange.
It's quite wild.
It really is.
It might just be a promo for the third dune.
They went with the bucket for the dune too.
They're doing this.
See, that would be a crazy promotion.
Now they're doing honestly at this point, you know,
I wouldn't put it past any studio to sacrifice everybody's longest.
What do you mean, dude?
They literally controlled the weather for the UFC White House card.
That's true.
Did you tell me they can make this guy around?
Right around.
Yeah, we need, we need to do that.
That's why it's fucking rained every weekend for the past six months.
Yeah, dude.
They fucked up the timeline.
This is crazy because I bought a bike to ride it and then it just rains every fucking week.
You can ride bikes in the rain.
That's cool thing about bikes though.
Yeah, they work great in the rain.
Yeah, you go do it.
You get a little fender.
Get a cold.
I should probably get a cold.
You're gonna get a cold.
You said get a cold.
My seven month old daughter, dude.
Just fucking get out.
Don't catch a cold, bro.
Get a cold.
I'm going to get fucking go out there and try and dream of getting pneumonia.
You get cold from germs.
Pneumonia.
Are you going to lick the bike?
Yeah, I might.
Let's see.
After I fucking fall because it's wet.
Germs aren't real first off.
That's crazy.
You won't ride a bike in the rain.
I don't believe about anything.
Bikes are great in the rain actually.
Yeah, you want to go for a ride with me?
Yeah, actually.
I got a single speed.
They're great.
I'll fucking keep you a good time.
I'll bring my bike up here.
You want to put a little fender on the back trail.
If you want to go for a ride with Steve.
Yeah, you're going for a ride with Steve.
Yeah, ride with me.
It's a little bit of an alley.
Um, what's going on in the episode of the 400 we've done?
Oh, geez.
There's just been so many different things.
What's the best interview besides Pete?
Can't think of any of them.
Best interview besides Pete.
Besides Peter Holdreth.
Hold, Holdreth.
I mean, there's been a lot of really good interviews.
Yeah, we've had a lot of great interviews.
Great conversations.
The predator stuff with Nick and Rachel.
Didn't Mike drop the fact that he sold
Rusty on the podcast?
Hold on.
Not didn't he drop the fact that he sold Rusty on the podcast,
which really speaks to the confidence that he thought
anyone would actually hear this.
But then came on and told us about the entire 244 GTK project
before it went live.
That was crazy.
And then told us about the F40.
That's true.
Then we've also had Misha on who's like a giant YouTube guy now.
Yeah, Misha's huge.
Big, nerve-wracking track guy.
We woke up at four in the morning to talk to him,
which was insane.
Wild.
To which he didn't promote it at all.
So thanks, Misha.
I really appreciate that out there.
We had an unbelievable interview with Larry,
M-O-N-Y-C, in a room with the worst sound in history.
Illuminati room.
That was crazy.
In a room that are contractually obligated
not to talk about.
Yeah.
There was a table that someday I hope I can reveal.
I can't even.
What do you mean?
I have a photo.
We can just post it tomorrow.
I can't even do this.
What do you think?
They're going to fucking take anything away from me?
Dude.
Anybody could literally post it now.
I don't know.
I can't even describe whatever kind of wood
this was made out of.
Sometimes I say like fart or poop and he frowns.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he's like,
Oh, break the law.
Do it right now.
I'm like, who is this guy?
Oh, no, no, no.
This isn't law.
There's no law.
There's no law.
No, I know, but it's like.
That was a redwood.
Can I court a fucking redwood for that?
Yeah.
I'm just saying, I say poop or farty frowns,
but he's a cowboy.
He's just this crazy cowboy.
You know, like the actual Sequoia trees, like 100.
This might be the one from a Sequoia.
Yeah.
This might be the one they cut the whole lot of
for cars to drive through.
This might be that core.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
Yeah.
Even Larry was like, what the fuck is going on?
Yeah.
He was kind of like, where are we?
I do remember that episode.
Very echoey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was just because.
Well, because the room was bigger than anything.
We had the room as big as the warehouse in the set.
We're in the great hall.
Yeah.
It was unbelievable.
So it's great.
Good times though.
I mean, think about the people we've talked to
when we've been to you.
Pretty crazy.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
The Save the Cays episodes.
Literally get to the table.
Insane.
The, oh my God, it's even bigger than I remember.
It was crazy.
Yeah.
It's even bigger than I remember.
Yeah.
That's shocking.
It's way bigger than I expected.
Now they're like, don't take any pictures.
Like, yeah, all right.
See you later.
Snap.
And the fact that we pulled up in a Star Wars.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, it was a Star Wars van right out front.
Let's go boys.
It was a Star Wars van.
What great times we're had.
Three times.
Save the Cays.
A lot of good movements besides running the bathroom,
but a lot of good movements.
Save the Cays fight.
The Chuck versus the Italians fight.
I had a movement fucking after the Chinese place.
I was about to make a poop joke.
Yeah.
The Italians fight was hilarious.
And I think I influenced a lot of people with that.
I talked to a lot of people.
I was like, hey, I got a ticket.
I ain't fucking paying them.
You get them.
Yeah.
I did.
Here's the problem that I ran into is that
the all the tickets I got get automatically paid through sixth.
Yeah.
They didn't do that then, but I'm trying to do that now.
They do that now.
So then I'm owing sixth the money.
And the problem is I like to rent through sixth.
Yeah.
So I can't completely foobar my journeys.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
No, that's why they have a lot of different rental companies,
you know, just pop around.
Eventually you're just going to be like,
you can't run from anyone at all.
Yeah.
I didn't know how the Italians found out.
I think they went to Hertz and then Hertz fucking roll on me.
Rattled you out.
Like fucking assholes.
Yeah.
Right.
Hertz is like, why not paying this?
You got to call this guy.
And then this guy's fucking good luck.
Nevers of the DMV, which is effectively ruining my life.
They're still trying to figure out who was driving that car in Italy.
Yeah.
Nobody knows who it was.
I think it was the valet guy.
Think of how long it took to figure out Amanda Knox.
Still working on it.
They're still trying to figure out who's driving that car in Italy.
Yeah.
Me versus the RIDMV with K cars,
the whole fucking department hates me still.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And there's still no resolution, right?
No, it was resolution for everybody about me.
Okay.
Everybody who didn't fight them got to keep their K cars.
There's just a photo of you in every DMV.
Just, just.
I can't mention how, but I do know that.
Yeah.
They know me by name down there.
That's.
So I don't get anything against.
Well, actually I do have something against them.
This fucking stupid, the DMV is so dumb.
All the other states have given up.
These guys are still pushing against K cars.
Still trying to be those guys.
They're not that guy, pal.
They're not that guy.
Not that guy.
Another favorite of mine was making the stink bug videos.
That was super fun.
Those are obviously, I forget the whole,
obviously heavily involved with the podcast and having you guys on
and hearing the whole spiel and then seeing a lot of that stuff
and bringing it all together.
That was the whole min 400 journey was all based off of the podcast as well,
which is unbelievable.
I think the best interview all time was the young Ben cake interview.
I don't know if it qualifies.
It just kept going down the whole.
We're just like, what in the fuck?
How did this happen?
There was a young Ben cake.
Yeah, but it's a cake led to a crash.
Yeah.
I thought the crash happened.
The cake on the floor started with the crash.
And we're like, how did that happen?
It's like, well, you know, my homeless friend who lives indoors.
Yeah.
Well, I was bringing him a cake.
Yep.
And then it just forth pray with chocolate.
Dear.
I have re listened to that and it's just as fucking funny.
We are all crying, laughing as he tells us.
And then I remember I drew the diagram from where it is.
Google maps from where my house to his house.
To the sad place.
The impact to the sad place.
Actually, you know, it's an interesting update.
The polo is close to the sad place.
Oh, no, dude.
Listen, if you got to move on it, it's not the sad places behind the fence,
but it's well within view of the sad place.
And it is registered next time you see your boy.
Let him know.
Hey, you must get cashed out.
My man is going to be prime ribs tomorrow.
Oh, hey, listen, if you're trying to make,
I got to come up with some fucking moolah for your boy for tomorrow.
Another great, great episode, John Volk just talking to John Volk.
First time talking to John Volk and realizing how stupid I am.
John Volk has a level of autism that could only be explained with computers.
With physics.
Absolutely weaponized.
Like if NASA found out that he existed, there would be problems.
It's just taking like a fucking abduct him and put him in a spaceship.
You're like a Bob Lazar scenario.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's suddenly building stuff in an area.
They would be like, can you fix her for us?
Because we powered it up and it's fucking.
Isn't it called CERN CERN CERN is next.
Because they herniated real time and space.
What dude?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't remember a specific fucking machine.
The hadron collider.
The only part of the collider you've ever heard of.
Remember having grubby and Stevie on.
Oh my God.
With the dog.
The dog.
I'm going to fucking collide my particles into yours.
Yeah.
But you'd like that bend over because it's probably still is fucking funny.
And then our, our still existing hatred for cruise ships.
Huge hatred for cruise ships.
Still not big.
Big end of those.
Not into them at all.
I'm going on a cruise next week.
By episode 800.
I was just farming some reactions.
Oh, well, I wouldn't shock me at cruising for butts.
What do you think?
You think I stand for nothing?
You'll fall for anything.
That's that's brutal.
The gang pitches a TV show.
I don't think you were here for that.
I can't recall.
It might have been.
Oh, that was me.
Blake and Chuck.
Yeah.
I had a Kevin Spacey Blake suppress.
Was that pre or post?
That was post because you could get them for cheap.
It was cheap.
That's all right.
I worked out budgetary.
Budgetary worked out.
Budgetary means I hear he's working nowadays.
Everybody's making a comeback.
Apparently.
Yeah.
I think, um, yeah, the boys make a TV show was great.
I think we did another one.
You talked about like cars like Jamiroquai had.
I mean, it was the actual episode was about,
but I remember really enjoying it.
Jamiroquai still has a fucking bunch of cool cars.
Yeah.
Cool guy that Jamiroquai.
What the fuck is Cadillac Ranch, Matt?
There's a shooting tonight at Cadillac Ranch.
There was a shooting.
I had a biker night at Cadillac Ranch.
Cadillac Ranch is the way.
I don't know.
I thought it was the.
We talked about the Cadillac Lounge.
Stangling Cadillacs.
No, that's different.
I was talking about the standing Cadillacs
in the middle of Lake Nevada.
I've got T's in peace.
Uh, speaking of someone who has a cool car collection,
totally unexpected.
Riley Reed.
Riley Reed.
Use female actress.
Fuck coming of you.
I was going to say, wait.
Huge old car collection.
Had no clue.
Really?
Yeah.
She's in an old car.
She got like a 356.
She's got like a Long Hood 9-11.
She got some other.
You want to bring her up on the screen for the boys,
you see?
Okay, never mind.
Cadillac Ranch is a bar in Connecticut.
Yeah.
Apparently you could see her from the.
Man, I don't know.
I don't go to.
Apparently some activity.
Only real bikes would know.
That makes sense that they do like wheelie,
wheelie events there and stuff.
And there's burnouts in the parking lot.
Wheelie good events.
Only wheel ones know.
Wheelie good.
Let's see what we got there.
Show wheelie wheels.
Is there a wheelie wheel?
Oh boy.
I definitely can't play with it.
I don't know.
I don't know if you can.
I don't know if you can.
You look it up at your own time.
I don't think she needs to be wearing that
to do a car collection deal, but.
Dude, it's.
Oh, that's.
That shows up.
There's a reveal for sure.
Yeah.
Hey, do we have a mail?
That's what.
We do have some mail.
That's how the girls are in the drift scene.
Look at my.
I don't pay attention.
Look at my car.
I don't know why I'm not going to drift events.
Yeah.
Fucking crazy.
Crazy talk.
Oh, what else is going on?
Oh my God.
How many RJ?
How's RJ doing?
I haven't talked to him.
RJ in Colorado.
He's decorating his house.
I've seen.
Because you know, he's getting whimsy.
Yeah, I miss him.
Yeah, I do.
RJ is such a good person.
Yeah.
I miss him a lot for the car scene.
Yeah, he's doing well.
Yeah.
And I want to go.
I would like to spend some vacation time there.
You should.
Colorado is awesome.
But he was back for like a short stint.
Maybe like a month ago.
And so we met up and got Foucault's and Cheshire.
Pizza place.
Don't you swear to me like that?
Shut the Foucault up.
Delicious.
Delicious pizza.
Yeah.
We saved a baby bird afterwards.
Had some ice cream.
Went for a walk.
Saved a baby bird or did a baby bird?
Saved a baby bird.
Baby bird is a Foucault's.
Yeah.
What do you think?
I stand for.
Open Anthony.
Baby boy.
You ever see the baby bird?
No.
Well, like somebody chews food and throws it up in the other
person's mouth.
It's a baby bird.
Disgusting.
What were we talking about?
Oh, and then he.
RJ.
I like turned around and turned back around to look at him.
And dude just stand there all Rico Suave holding a cigarette,
smoking a cigarette.
I said, what is happening?
Nice.
He's having a whip.
Lucky strike.
A dart.
What's the big deal?
Why are you mad?
He got some off and nails.
He got some ciggies from Japan.
Yeah.
He's into them.
As one does.
I'm going to say I had a drag one and.
Smooth.
I get why those guys over there be ripping ciggies.
Knocky.
That was not knock.
What's the name?
Steve Aoki on the guy.
The guy.
What kind of like lucky strikes?
What are they?
I didn't fucking not even know.
They were strike.
No.
They're like camel crush, but they have two crushes in them.
So they could be one flavor, another flavor, or both flavors,
or no flavors.
That's more fucking flavor.
Those guys are always ahead of us.
I wonder why they're ripping.
Yeah.
Their cigarette game is so advanced.
It's John Volk cigarettes.
To be honest, all of their game is advanced.
Yes, true.
Goodbye.
Another fun episode was talking all the police cars and police car
activities with Mike.
I don't know if you remember that one.
I do.
About four rivers.
We'll try.
Oh, yeah.
Let's try.
Never forget.
Hey, we'll try.
There's a lot of tech in police cars.
No.
Yeah.
Not great.
I'm going to take some of that tech out.
Have we talked about these flock cameras?
We talked about it.
It was pretty rallying about those last time.
Lots of camp for all minutes.
There's gold and platinum and copper in them.
And if you go near them with your phone,
it will somehow read your RFID card.
So don't chop one down with your phone in your pocket.
Those are the Charlie folds.
Chop the thing down.
They'll know exactly who the fuck was right next to it.
That's crazy.
Let's see what's in that box.
What's in the box?
What's in the bags?
Josh, you got a knife?
I do.
Some need a blade?
Where's your sling blade?
In my car.
The baby open.
You see the video on Instagram, the kid ask and see the knife
and he wants to like test the action on it.
No, no, that's so.
Have you seen the original?
No.
Oh, because the kid is making fun of the original.
Oh, okay.
And the guy goes, can I, can I snap it?
And this is like a 55 year old man.
Oh, okay.
Like full gray beard, white hair and a hat.
And he's like seriously looking entertaining
and purchasing this knife or always checking them out.
And he does that.
Can I snap it?
And then he does this like the best way I can describe it
is he does the Steven Segal maneuver with the knife and
hand as fast as he can.
His hands just like that.
Oh, Steven Segal.
And he's like, it feels good.
This is worth its weight or something like that.
It's just perfectly balanced.
Can I snap it?
It's unbelievable.
I love all Steven Segal's moves look like this.
That's exactly what the guy did with the knife.
Big shouts too.
Hold on.
Levi Stewart.
Levi Stewart.
I think this is something for you and Britt in here,
if I recall.
Oh, wow.
I don't like that advice.
What a throwing away.
I vaguely remember.
Yeah, I forgot.
He said something that he had some stuff that he didn't use.
Or there might be something in there for you guys as well.
I honestly don't remember.
This is already rad because there's a mix of stuff in here.
All I hear and see is paper so far.
Perfect.
We have red, white and blue sour patch.
Wow.
Whoa.
Nice.
Old Bay seasoned goldfish.
Oh, that's a really good.
That's crazy.
We have some Rad Moon auto detailing stickers.
Let's go.
Nice.
Those are lovely.
We have a yellow Porsche 911 Carrera RS 2.7.
Very cool.
Whoa, 2.7?
We have a E30 BMW M3 Wegon.
Oh, did they make those?
Wow, that's cool.
We have.
I do not know the color of said Civic,
but you guys will for sure.
92 Honda Civic EG.
Tahitian Blue.
Or actually that could be Aztec Blue Pearl.
I think it's Aztec.
Well, this is mine.
No, that's Tahitian Blue Pearl because Aztec Pearl Green was a DA GSR.
And a 711 Supra.
Is that a Supra?
That's pretty cool.
And then, okay, here we go.
Hoodie for Brit.
You boys can fight over the rest.
Enjoy the goldfish with the mate.
Marilyn flavor.
Cheers.
Levi Rad Moon auto detailing.
Big shout out to the best man.
Thank you.
And here is so much.
Yeah.
Here's the hoodie for Brit.
I think Levi was just sending me cars to buy.
I think he was the guy who sent me an Evo 6.
He did send the Evo.
Oh, it's like has everyone seen this.
I didn't even see the logo.
I missed it.
Busies.
Wow, that's that's big stuff.
The very, very first live video we did.
Six years ago, episode 92, ugly cars.
Maybe we should revisit this.
Love that.
I'd love to.
Because there's been some new ones that could really compete.
That could really take advantage.
What if we just redid all the episodes?
Everything.
Let's just start over.
I actually, it's not a bad idea.
I actually pitched that.
We get the same guess.
Well, that'd be difficult to line that up.
But like we could revisit the guests and revisit the topics for sure.
Because a lot's changed since.
Oh my God.
Yo, this hoodies rat as fuck.
We'll see.
That fit me.
Wow.
That's fucking cool.
That's super sick.
That's awesome.
Busies in the universe.
Damn, where are you guys recording this?
My closet?
This is actually a room in the other side of his office.
This is Katie's office.
Yeah.
Basically.
Or this is Katie's.
Like his break room.
His break room.
Yeah.
Is that Katie's design?
Yeah.
Look at the amount of brown hair I had back then.
That's beautiful.
It's crazy.
It is wild.
That's crazy.
Look at this.
Still ripping the bull.
Still ripping the bull.
Wrapping dude.
Still ripping the red bull.
I still got the exact same key chain going.
Got it.
Well, not much has changed.
Big shot to Cam at the donut me hooked me up with a
literal scale model of my GTR.
That's killer.
Which took some of the herd away.
The fact that I didn't have my GTR.
Some.
Not all.
And I will follow up that same with Cam is the best.
Cam is just great in general.
Cam is the fucking one.
Championship guy.
I 308 episodes later.
We've been doing live for 308 episodes.
That's crazy.
That's truly crazy.
That's crazy.
I think about Cam and I eating hot dogs in the wilderness fondly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a great wilderness.
Cam is with you guys.
A wilderness partner.
He was.
He's a guy to have.
I'm excited for what will come in the future.
Yeah.
Hopefully in October.
At this point I'm taking the whole month of October off.
So nice.
You know what?
There's my man.
I'm going to take some time off in October if I can.
I have three weeks.
I'm taking the whole month of October off.
I have three weeks.
That's not a bad idea.
I have to do it in October.
Remember it's still fucking shit.
We take all of it off.
I think we do a boys month.
Oh, you guys are going to do some off road in October.
Every day.
Gap it again.
Yeah.
I could be convinced.
I think that's a good time.
I think it's the best time.
I think you would be clinically insane to not come with us.
Here you go.
Dude, it's so much fucking fun.
I'm going to get one of those puffer tents.
Dude, I bought a pop up tent from Walmart that I'm excited to use for no reason at all.
A pop up tent.
I really need to buy the old BBS wheels from my truck because I really want those.
Do that.
Upgrade the wheels and tires.
I will be on 35.
So we'll be stunting together.
You're going 35.
Something like my dad.
Come on, daddy.
You're going 35.
Can you put 35s on that thing?
I don't know.
We're going to find out.
I'm doing skinny 35s.
Damn, dude.
This car looks tight.
Did you find out?
Is it Tahitian blue pearl?
Because EF might have been the same.
They did do Aztec in EG or yeah.
Brothers, I'll go off road in October.
I think I have to be a bunch of places in October.
I would say I know my October and most of it's spent
with you is pretty brutal.
Is it L?
Oh, no.
Where are we going?
Oh, we have to go to Chicago.
Chicago.
The bear.
We have to go to LA next month.
Yeah.
Shit.
It was SI's only 92 to 94.
And then 93 to 95.
Coops had it.
I feel like I can take a coop right now.
I'm going to take a big one.
Get on that coop.
I'm going to get a 20 ounce steak in the rack.
Oh, shit.
The fuck's going on with this mic stand, dude?
Who pays this much for these things?
Wow.
Whoa.
Really?
I didn't know they had special holders for your hot wheels.
That's like the sleeve for your trading cards.
They have like frames that you could put them in.
I mean, I'm opening this thing and driving around like this.
This is awesome.
I'm literally just going to put it on my toolbox.
Yeah.
That's why I can look at it.
The Hot Wheels game is wild to me.
Yeah, it really is.
This is crazy.
My buddy Cody, he said on my birthday, he said,
Hey, I know you can't afford one of these.
I got you this and you handed me an FK civic type R.
Yeah.
Fucking Hot Wheels.
I'm like, you're dick.
Thanks.
So it's cool.
But you're not wrong.
Thank you, sir.
Sometimes I pull it out and drive it on my desk.
But what's crazy is I was still obviously on like Reddit
and a couple other baloney things, social media pieces.
New civic type R's are still being sold with like 20K above MSRP.
It's ridiculous.
I think they're asking.
I don't know if it's actually happening.
Yeah.
Whether or not it really happens, but like I do.
You might want to go figure that out.
That sounds like a cleaner opera.
You just made a civic.
I saw you fucking.
You might have to get the holes.
I got a power washer in the third bag.
Jesus.
Good God.
Might as shit my bag.
Literally lost my train of thought.
You run Reddit.
We're all Reddit civic type R.
Yeah, right.
Exactly.
Whether or not they're actually getting that money
for those things.
But you posted this sticker and it was there.
It's just absolutely.
Also, it's crazy to go even buy
a new one.
Why?
Right.
The FLs.
Any of them.
I drove a fuck.
What's short John?
His car.
Especially when I literally just for me.
Literally just pulled this up.
Very 25 Honda Civic type R for.
7000 miles on it.
47 Yikes.
But that's compared to like 75.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or what the again, MSRP versus.
Yeah.
So you get like a thousand.
Oh, it's like a dollar a mile off.
They're probably throwing fucking money on there.
Just keep fuck boys out of the showroom, if I'm honest.
I mean, here's one for 40.
It's got 60,000 miles on it.
60.
Yeah.
All heavy.
It's all heavy.
That's fun cars for sure.
I drove Sean's as well.
I think right car.
Yeah, I think they're great.
Drives really.
I think he bought it and came to a donut me.
He did because he got rid of the Bronco for that.
Had the Bronco for like a hot minute, as the kids say.
And then that disappeared.
Got the baby little upgrade.
Change.
I have no news.
I got one news story that's consequential to us.
Okay.
And I thought this is great for a foreign episode.
It'd be great.
We'd fucking kill it.
Boys, it's, it's, it's sad to say, let's do have the button.
But nope.
Nissan's finally killing the Ultima.
What are they going to replace it with?
They can't leave that whole September 11th for people that
don't know how to drive.
This Nissan is realigning the brand.
So the Ultima is done at the end of this model year.
30 years wreaking havoc.
No successor Viking funeral.
That's crazy.
That's a huge hole.
They're leaving.
Right.
So what do they expect to sell?
I think they're, they're planning on like combining the Centra
and the, and the Ultima to make a new ultimate fucking car to
dive bomb highways in the Sultima, the Sultima, but it's, yeah,
it's going baby.
It's, it's going away.
The ultimate highway beater.
Matt says, I thought they said that and rescinded it.
I thought they said they were reorganizing.
Then they, and they didn't mention the Ultima and then they
said they're getting rid of the Ultima, but it's very possible
that they're not getting rid of it, which is even crazier than
getting rid of it.
If I'm honest, as a 10 hours ago, this one said officially
facing the altar, I'm out.
Ultima.
What are girls that, uh, and a push towards crossover.
So they definitely got to put out this road.
Yeah. What are girls that think that yelling wins argument?
I don't know.
Just the crossover version of the Ultima.
Yeah.
It's not going to be the same.
That, that was under gravity promise is going to be bigger.
And that's a problem.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The problem is it's going to be bigger and that's a big issue.
It never gets any bigger than that.
Because it, the bigger vehicle, the more it's going to become
they, right, right.
It's fucking real piss missile.
It's, it's the Passat.
It's going to be a kill those.
The piss missile is what they should damn it.
The 2027 Nissan.
It goes like this.
Uh, yeah.
So I mean, that's, that's fucking hard to see.
Uh, and this is somewhat really,
there goes Ultima club racing.
Oh wait.
The ultimate is being killed off to give the grown up Centra more space.
I didn't think I thought the Centra was like the, the small guy.
So they're just making his babies first.
So they're just rebadging the Ultima or I'm sorry, rebadging the Centra.
I don't know if they're rebadging it's still going to be a Centra,
but maybe they're going to make a little bit bigger.
I mean, they're like, they're killing a bunch of stuff.
Nissan's killing a bunch of stuff.
The end they have to fuck.
The only thing that really matters is the Ultima is going to go away.
We have to make like two cars total and they all have to sell really great.
Yeah.
So that's 400 C is definitely not one of them.
I wonder if you can get a smoking deal on one of those things.
An Ultima?
No, 400 C.
Oh, these are all, you want another good one?
I got another good news that I looked up, but I totally forgot about it.
Ram has confirmed the Hellcat rumble bee.
The rumble, the rumble bee, the rumble bee.
So it's coming out.
Full size pickup truck, Hellcat motor.
Do you think?
Ram.
So I think it's great.
Would you rather drive that?
I guess I'm a TRX is a Hellcat powered, but I guess that went away.
So now the rumble bees out.
Would you rather drive a rumble bee or a Ultima?
It's probably safer in an Ultima.
What about that or a 400 Z?
A 400 Z, I would like a 400 Z.
I actually might buy one if I get one cheap.
I think they're pretty good buy.
But yeah, Stelan is still betting on the performance trucks, baby.
Like that's that's serious business.
Let me get a rumble bee.
I remember like the Viper truck thing they put out.
Yeah, just flip over immediately.
The SRT 10.
They're thinking 90 grand is what it's going to go for.
Compete with the Raptor or in the zero to bison.
What are the fuck?
I don't know how that competes bison.
Yeah, the Chevy Chevy.
So I was going to say, okay.
So that's going to be Chevy's rebuttal to the TRX and Raptor.
And co-developed with AEV, American Expedition Vehicles.
That was one of the big suspension.
I don't think there's anything in the motor.
Let's see.
Engine.
Oh my God, that can't be right.
2.7 liter turbo max four cylinder.
That can't be right.
Good luck, ladies.
No, no, no.
This is rather that's a fucking soccer practice.
There's no other option.
6.2 liter V8.
I would just write the TRX does look cool as fuck.
Yeah.
TRX.
Every time I see a TRX, I'm like, yep.
I seen a flesh colored TRX that was really kitted out to the max
overwind overwind style, if you will, on my way back from wherever the fuck
I was coming from.
I don't even know.
Baltimore.
And yeah, that thing looks rad as hell.
Nice.
Pretty good over there for us.
I have some questions.
I put up the questions.
It's been a while.
Nineteen hard out.
Figured we'll I figured we'll end with this.
Yeah.
Because we put them on.
I missed the questions.
Chris's questions.
Chris Otters.
Any of you ever going to make it over to England for some B road ripping?
I go to England every now and then I could be convinced.
We got another probably another eight years.
He'll be over there.
Yeah.
I'll be there for my 15th birthday.
I'll be in London.
Is this every 10 years?
I don't know why it's just happened that way.
So okay.
All right.
But I yeah, man, I don't know.
It's a fun.
It's a fun, easy trip from here to be honest.
It would be a fun revival trip to go to England for a couple of days.
Yeah.
It would be really cool.
Actually, if it was around an event, whether it be players or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Get someone out there.
Fly us out.
Actually, we'll fly out.
Just invite us to a show.
So we have an excuse place to sleep.
I want to feel important, you know.
I'll pay for sleep.
See you throw back to the old segment.
What are you guys into this week?
Shook, what are you into this week?
Well, apparently my bike will be here Thursday tomorrow.
Oh yeah.
The whole scam.
I can't wait for you to get in trouble for that.
Bicycling.
Me too.
Mountain downhill, mountain biking.
Is that what you're into?
Not downhill.
I thought cross country.
Not cross country.
I thought that I was going to get into downhill until I watched downhill videos.
And I was like, I am not that guy.
That's crazy shit.
Yeah.
The most downhill I would do is like maybe flow tracks and like small stuff.
But these guys doing like 40 foot droppers into fucking triple back.
No, I'm good.
Um, my buddy broke his back.
It went well.
No, I was just fucking on fucking film.
Shattered his spine.
Countless people.
I know like collar bones, arms.
Collar bones as usual.
Yeah.
Fucking our CFO wrecked himself on a dirt bike like five years ago.
He's still fucked.
Yeah.
I basically just wanted to do like regular trails with, you know, rock gardens, some climbs.
No, we got to say that B John 99.
This will be a whole podcast.
It definitely can be a whole thing.
What's the best time you've had in the worst car?
As soon as I read it, I know exactly my answer.
I know too.
That's a good, thank you, dude.
That's a solid, solid episode.
Yeah.
I think I've been into, what have I been into recently?
This has got a terrible watch habit that I'm working my way out of.
I'm almost out of the fucking, I'm most clear.
Clear.
Yeah.
A lot of problems.
We got some enablers in our community that haven't, haven't been helpful.
I know fucking Dent Rob knows our boy George over there.
He is fucking Dent Rob.
Yeah.
Dent Rob.
He's fucking our boy George is hurting my wallet as hard as he can.
I've been doing stupid home automation, old person stuff.
Basically the electric.
I think I've said this before, the electric company won't pay me for power.
I export to the grid.
So now when my battery hits a hundred percent, I just have it run the air condition to burn
the power.
Fuck you guys.
And it works.
It's mine.
I'm burning a windows could be open.
I don't care.
Yeah.
I've been into that.
And then, uh, yeah, I'm just, uh, hoping I don't have any more setbacks on a GTR.
Hopefully we'll see it very soon.
That'd be good.
That'd be solid.
I've just been trying to get home and hang out for a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
That's been a priority.
Have been listening to a ton of podcasts, the Tim Dillon podcast in particular,
just absolutely amazing.
His 250th, you know, America celebration episode is just,
it's just the best.
What else?
Cadillac, uh, black wings, really into those things.
Nice.
Those things are, I could see you in those.
Yeah.
Work should get you.
I'll put the logo on the side.
I don't care.
Let's fucking go.
Let me go.
I have a white one.
Sure.
Let's go.
Daddy black way.
I think that's it for now.
Yeah.
I can't think of anything.
I'd like to photograph some cars or birds at some point.
That would be nice.
Nice.
Sounds good.
Fucking boys.
Speaking of the photographing birds,
Brit caught herons doing their like weird tree thing.
Have you seen this?
No.
They fucking stand in the tree like this.
Fully extend though with their arms out.
This is how they dry.
Yeah.
I see it.
It wasn't in that scene in silence of the lambs as well.
Yeah, dude.
It's fucking freaky bro.
There was like four of them on the tree.
Just fucking.
It's fucking weird.
I'll show you the picture.
It's really.
I said you didn't run.
She's like, no, I took pictures.
That's what you've been into.
I've just been riding my bike.
Yeah.
I said bikes.
Oh, good.
The bike guy.
Trying to get some exercise in, but you know,
it's been raining and now when I go outside,
I have an asthma attack because of smoke.
Because I'm having trouble.
Inhaling right now.
What's the planet's name in Dune?
I don't know.
Tatnui.
No, I don't know.
Anyways, that's where we live.
Yeah.
Other than that, like I've been watching a lot of mountain bike
content and bike repair looks.
Have you gone down Red Bull Rampage Road yet?
I don't know because like I haven't been looking at
sand pilgrim extreme shit.
Dude, mountain biking is just the best way to get hurt.
Especially your age.
Literally destroy yourself.
Yeah, I know it's like a midlife crisis.
Go get fucked up.
It's almost like you end up in a wheelchair,
lose your job and have nothing.
I do.
I see.
I could do a definitely remote.
That's true.
That's good.
I sit for good amount of control of your whims.
I'll just fucking Stephen Hawking that shit.
I want to go to the island.
What is the problem with your printer?
T.D.s.
Is there a way that VW kills off the GTI slash R?
I hope they do.
I think the R would be first.
I don't think so.
They're going to make electric versions of both.
Yeah, the GTI will remain.
It won't be what you want it to be.
No.
But the namesake will be there forever.
I can't believe they haven't made,
you know, everything's an R line.
I can't believe they haven't made a GTI variant of like a Tiguan or something.
By now.
They'll get there.
Yeah.
I mean, they will.
But I just can't believe they haven't done it yet.
Isn't the Tiguan on a GTR or chassis?
MQB.
It kind of pretty much.
It's all the same.
Yeah.
It's all the same now.
There you go.
It's almost there.
Just quick.
CC apparently is real.
She texted us from her man's Instagram account.
Nice.
Shout out to your man.
And he is a fucking totally sick E30.
Shout out to the E30.
Yeah.
I'm really glad we got to the bottom of this.
That's good.
I don't wait to the episode.
Last of the episode.
There you go.
T.D.s.
Again, if you were VW, how would you fix their situation?
They need to sell cheap cars again.
They were the people's car at one point.
Like they need something.
Again, Nissan is trying to revamp with the Sentra.
Sentra-ma.
Are they doing terribly financially?
They are in big trouble.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So they're doing bad as well.
Yeah.
It's funny because they bet too much on EV stuff.
EV stuff.
Try to remember Lars or Liz or whoever the fuck the dude's name.
The head like probably, I don't know, 56 years ago said,
we need to be more luxurious and we called them out on it.
Like obviously not listening to us.
But talk about it here.
And that's this fucking problem.
Exactly.
But and it's just like, hey, you guys have Audi.
You are aware of that, right?
And when you're going to compete with yourself.
So that was the direction they wanted to go.
And clearly it did not work.
So but yeah, they are in some rough.
Oh yeah.
Here we go.
Volkswagen is currently restructuring announcing plans to slash
its global model portfolio by up to 50%.
Yeah.
They have to cut all the cool stuff by 2030.
And just make a mark for a Reflex Silver or Jettus.
You know, I'm just having competition today.
They really missed a mark with not just having like a golf.
Right.
Right.
Smitting golf.
It's crazy that they don't have like a, I mean, I guess they didn't come out.
I would have thought if anybody came out with like a cool electric thing
that people would want, they would have been the guys that came out
with the van.
Nobody fucking wants to talk to you about the e-golf isn't funky enough.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, like many did those e-minis, which are fairly cool.
There's some cool electric stuff out there.
Look at how wild everybody went for the Rivian R2.
Yeah.
It's like they're not taking any risks.
You would have thought that they were the ones.
Well, no money.
No.
They were the ones that came out with like the funky electric thing.
True.
Well, the thing is like you, like look at the ship.
There's cheap cars that you could buy.
Why doesn't Volkswagen make a cheap car?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Like just to have a base golf variant.
You know, they still have the Jetta as a base variant.
Sure.
Golf would be great.
Just a golf.
How much is a base Jetta?
30K?
I don't know.
Let's see.
20.
That's a cheap car starting at 24.
So they definitely could be.
For all that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just making a hatch 24.
It's cool.
Boom.
Let's get the little 1.4 in it.
Boom.
That may be a risk.
Cheap cloth interior with a cool design on it.
People fucking fap all day for it.
Dude, just make that with a fucking hatchback
with a cool interior.
You're done.
There you go.
I actually kind of like that front end.
Could be you.
Not terrible.
It's not the worst.
Yeah.
It's funny because the whole bike thing,
I remember we talked about the track.
Jesus Christ.
We talked about the.
We get it.
We rode a bike.
Yeah, dude.
What?
Who are you trying to impress?
I'm not impressed.
She's not in the list tonight.
She's not in the list tonight.
She's not in the list tonight.
She's not in the list tonight.
When you guys were talking about
how there was a Trek collab with Mark.
So I was like, that's so stupid.
That's tight.
And then I got into bikes and I'm like,
all right, that's kind of sick.
It's sick.
But nobody does that anymore.
With all the negativity everywhere.
This from TDs as well.
With all the negativity everywhere.
What's some good things that happened recently?
Oh, great stuff happened every day.
The Rhode Island front plate things.
We're on the front plate thing.
I bought a bike.
I should have bought a bike.
I don't know if you've ever heard of it.
He's a bike guy.
Oh, try to make a deep eye contact with Cory alone.
Yeah.
This positive stuff every day.
Just, you know, open your eyes for it.
We're all live.
That's true.
From now until the living dust cloud settles.
We're making it.
We're strong.
We're still together.
Strong.
Still best friends.
Not Jack Black.
Not Jack Black.
What kind of pizza did Josh get at Johnny Radz?
Shout out Baltimore.
Nice.
I got a Hossa pizza.
Hossa.
It was, I believe, bacon pineapple jalapeno.
Because I talked to Rich and I said, what are you?
Jalapeno.
Jalapeno.
I asked him what he suggested.
Like, what's his go-to pizza?
He's, he's the guy there.
So like, what's your thing?
Tell me that.
I'm like, all right, I got to get that.
I don't see the menu.
Was it a special?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I got it.
It should be on.
CSP 192 1999.
Big shout.
And he says, thank you guys for the work and time
for the 400 plus episodes.
Always look forward to Wednesdays.
Oh, we look forward to you.
That's unbelievable.
Can you give him a quarter moan?
Yeah, of course.
Let's get him a nice one.
The hoso, I think that's how it's pronounced.
It was tomato sauce with fresh mozzarella.
Hossa, like the skater.
Oh, maybe.
Oh, no, the, that's the, oh, second.
Oh, it was silent.
What do you mean?
It definitely is because Templeton.
Yeah, it's definitely.
And obviously, which also makes sense
because you go in and all the TVs are playing skate videos.
Because I was just, nothing like a good old fashion.
I was just there hanging out.
Old fashion.
Old fashion, baby.
It was quick, quick way to kill an hour and a half.
It is always a quick way, isn't it?
Little old fashion on the job.
My kind of place.
Hosoi.
Hosoi.
Hosoi.
Christian Hosoi.
Pretty sure that's exactly what.
He's the fucking skateboard.
I know.
Chuck said.
You said that.
Yeah, dude.
I was going to say.
I said that in the Google Deep Google.
You were thinking about your bicycles.
My kind of place for sure.
Just like, you know.
Yeah.
I mean, the fucking Instagram for John.
Solid vibes.
Fucking insane, dude.
Solid vibes, punk rock, ish feel.
Cool videos playing.
Cool music playing.
Don't call the police.com slash Baltimore.
That's his web address.
Are they in that's fucking unreal.
Are they in a brewery?
It's its own place.
No, it's a bar.
It's like bar front style.
And then there's who don't call the police.
I thought that's the restaurant fucking.
I'm getting ritual pizza vibes from this place.
Well, if you're in the Baltimore area.
Or you want to travel to Baltimore.
You can go there.
Travel to Baltimore and go there.
Go to Johnny Rads.
You know, tell him we sent you.
Tell him what's up.
Spend all the money.
Support that business.
But it was very, very good.
I definitely would love to go back.
As a matter of fact, at some point,
I'm sure I will be in Baltimore again.
So when I am, I will go there.
So little side note.
I'll make this quick.
I Uber it over because I was driving a work vehicle to and from.
And I'm like, I don't know the area.
I just passed by the Connellyne Ford van.
That took, you know, the only thing that was left
with the wheels and tires.
It was stripped to the gills.
Motor, transmission, gone hood, open doors, gone.
Everything else gone.
Lie part out.
So just there.
Right.
I think it was your company logo on the side.
You know how when you watch like Instagram has that
nature being nature, whatever.
Yeah.
Nature is metal channel, whatever.
And there's just like, yeah, yeah.
There's like a fucking, I don't know,
bison being torn from the ass.
I picture that's like what happened to this.
Easiest van Baltimore being.
So I passed that earlier in the day and I'm like, you know what?
I don't know the area.
I don't know.
I looked real quick and it's just, you're in the thick of it.
You're in Baltimore.
Josh is cooling.
What's the crime rate in my area?
Oh, no, no.
That was after you fight on YouTube.
Baltimore hoods.
It's right.
Oh, yeah.
18th Street represent a lot of graffiti.
Crazy graffiti in Baltimore.
Yeah.
Everyone's killing for that.
So I was just like, yeah, I don't want to take the work vehicle.
I just don't know.
I don't know the parking situation.
I don't, you know, and I didn't want to bother rich.
Ask him like, hey, where should I park?
All that sort of stuff.
So I'm like, you know what?
I'm going to just pop over with an Uber.
First Uber ride there is great.
Fine.
Guy drove a little fast, but I'm a big fan of hitting the Uber.
Don't talk to me button.
I don't know if you're familiar with that button.
You can pick if you want to have a conversation or not or like,
so they know that you mean business when you're just like, no, man.
I like a quiet cabin.
Make that shit cool and make my cabin quiet.
So silence is perfect.
That's great.
All good.
Second guy.
That is absolutely.
Absolutely farted before I got to the vehicle to you.
Cause I got in that thing and I'm like, oh, what the fuck is that?
If someone told me not to talk to him, I would fart in the car every time.
You might have found the opposite button.
Dude, don't talk to me button.
You mean the fart in the car before you did it.
I'm such a big fan again.
And it was just talking to him.
Oh, I just didn't feel like forcing the conversation.
Learn from a local dude.
You should click the button.
So they mentally, like they, they have mentally relaxed, right?
They're like, click the button.
Then just then down with conversation because they're like,
Oh, thank fucking God.
I have to talk to this guy.
And you're like, what's up, dude?
What's going on?
You live here from here.
Big dog.
Big dog.
That's how I get into every Uber.
Oh my God.
Or you should get in and be like, big dog.
How are you?
And then when he starts telling you how he is, say, actually,
could you not talk to me?
I did specify.
I did tell you not to talk to me.
I really, really throw in that curve ball.
This is going to affect your tip.
But no, that I go and generalize was a pleasure.
I'm glad I got to do it.
I was there, like I said, you know, seven hours away.
So it was like, oh, cool.
I need some like just time for a moment because I've been traveling so much.
And that was the first evening I had technically off because I'm not just
going to go sit in a hotel and fucking, I don't know, wash the paint.
Right.
So it's just like if I'm there, we're working and we're all working
late, all that sort of stuff.
So that was that, but it was good to do that.
So I'm glad I got to experience Johnny Rads.
I love to have Rich back up here on the show again at some point.
He's always doing cool stuff.
I've seen he had a bit of an incident with his, one of his vehicles the other day
that didn't look too good.
I believe a control arm decided to exit the chats.
He was driving.
So that didn't seem too fun.
So glad he's good.
But yeah, big shows.
Oh, 1999, 1999.
Thanks to the last boys.
Here's the 400 more.
She has to be an old stash by then.
Right.
I do think about that.
At what point am I uninteresting to everybody but people my age?
Yeah.
I mean, that's right, right, right now.
Where we did that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not really big with the 20 somethings.
Yeah.
All the broccoli haired kids.
Yeah.
Lots of broccoli.
You know what?
I'm not a fan of that.
We get more questions.
What else is going on?
That's it.
No, I think we do have a couple of questions and this thing.
The right way.
Last couple.
Usually broken VW.
What's the correct way to shower?
Facing the water away from the water or rotisserie?
Oh, dude.
Rotisserie.
Yeah.
I just said this conversation.
Yeah, you gotta move around.
No, no, no.
You guys all got it wrong.
All every single one of you got it wrong.
You stand sideways.
Sideways.
The water hits both your chest and your back simultaneously,
front and back warm at the same time.
Would you shut the fuck up?
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's literally how it works.
Everyone's doing it wrong.
Sideways just blasting water out the curtain.
I did appreciate the post that I posted
and how many people liked it in or commented about it
of the everybody in New England this week taking a shower.
I fairly recently where it was just like butthole first.
Because of the clam, clam water in the air.
Let's see.
And last but certainly not least, Jordan.
Jordan.
Mx underscore five.
What car would you pick to daily and track
but it's the only car between your family at home?
Civic type R.
Yeah, I talked about it before.
Cadillac blackling, baby.
I'm driving it.
It's it.
M5, whatever the generation is.
That'd be my current pick.
Let's put it that way.
I think some sort of M3.
Thank you.
Look at F-series.
I do like the F-series a lot.
Yeah, there's a nice black one for sale.
Not too far from here.
Oh.
I see now.
So look at that.
Hate black.
Look at that.
But it matched the one series.
Seems crazy.
Really just kind of.
It does actually.
Yeah, it does match the one series.
Really transitioned.
Not much has changed.
Same but different.
Yeah, same.
A little more enjoyable.
Thank you everybody for tuning in.
We truly, truly appreciate sideways.
What?
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
It makes them my tomorrow.
It makes the most sense.
It makes the most sense.
What about the other side?
The rotisserie.
What are you talking about?
Your sideways.
Shallow sitting here.
What's going on over here?
No, no, no, no.
You need it up north a little bit more.
All back.
All chest.
Whole bodies.
Nice and toasty.
No.
What do you see?
I do it every day.
This is my level of thickness.
It's not going to work.
Yeah, I got to go with the rotisserie.
All right.
It's going to work.
I move in there.
There's a time lapse for the front.
There's a time lapse for the rear.
The back of the front a little.
Yeah.
A handstands.
Sometimes I'm tired.
I take a little nap in there.
Yeah, that's crazy.
You got to pop on a handstand while you're in there.
Put your head down with the water drip over you
so you can think about all the things you've done.
Yeah, you just squat.
Gets the whole body.
Pop a squat.
That's the old squat in there.
It's crazy.
Anyway.
All right.
You never took a nap in the shower?
I've never napped in the shower.
No.
It's incredible.
How do you nap in the shower?
You close your fucking eyes.
What are you standing?
Standing nap.
You sit down and take a nap.
I think we just uncovered a fucking deep trauma.
I might have sat down in the shower
when I was fucking six years old.
Yeah, you did.
What?
Take a nice little nap in there.
Sit down in the shower.
Yeah, why not?
What do you mean?
Why not?
You're 37 years old when the fuck you are.
Yeah, I'm tired.
You listen to Torn by Natalie and Brulia.
You sit down in the shower.
Just sobbing.
Yeah, Indian style.
This is how I think.
Yeah, but then.
Assholes suck to the ground.
I was gonna say, your butt hole's like a fucking sucker fish.
Stuck to the bottom of the fucking.
Here we stand.
I was like, Brin, you're gonna have to get out.
That's crazy.
I did it again.
Hey, are you done in there?
That's crazy work.
What do you mean?
People sit in the fucking tub.
It's the same shit.
You just have to shower on.
No, that's fucking.
It is fucking crazy.
You reclined.
You hit a sauna nuts, dude.
It's a sauna.
It's a wet sauna.
Dude, I know I'm not alone.
Anybody who responds, you know,
fire up the show.
Yeah, he's popping there and let us know on the DM.
Fire message over.
But thank you everybody.
ZHPB John, everybody who's donated.
Everybody who's previously donated in the 400 episodes.
We truly appreciate you.
Help us out.
Go to the B for B.
We would appreciate that as well.
A big show to CC in the chat.
Easier to waffle stomp sitting down.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Are you tearing me up or sitting down?
This motherfucker stands in there sideways for 20 minutes.
But he's standing like an adult.
Big shows to Levi again for the care package.
We truly, truly appreciate it and enjoy that sort of stuff.
So that's it from us.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will be back.
I will not be back next week.
I'll be back the following week with a guest
to cover a big local event that's happening.
I think the boys will be back next week
and then we'll figure it out from there.
So that's all we got.
We'll see you then.
Good night.
Godspeed.
Peace out.
Goodbye.
God bless America.
Say hi to Mother Forest.
About this episode
Episode 400 is a wide-ranging teams lookback that blends live-stream banter, food-and-coffee detours, and a heavy dose of car-event culture. The hosts trade stories about themed meets like “Miata day,” “Porsche Day,” and “Honda day,” including ticket-price gripes and track-day logistics. Later, they get technical with no-start fuel-pump and ECU troubleshooting, plus suspension and audio upgrades. The wrap ties back to 400-episode trivia and more listener/community shoutouts.