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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on terrestrial radio for a really, really, really long time.
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So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d***, we found something funny.
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And yes, it's contagious.
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Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.
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It's your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show up in the archives and y'all
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know the biz, mow money and mow problems.
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Now John, make sure we all get P-A-I-D, but some people need a bit extra to grease the
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Luckily John's such a nice guy that he's willing to help for the right price.
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Our former employee, Big Ed, might have tried to pimp the situation a little bit.
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Hell, Big Ed even got me for a couple bucks before.
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But that's still my doll.
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If you want half a billion dollars, which by the way someone in California did over
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What would you do with it?
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You know the TV guys come out and go, so what would you do?
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Well, I would give it all to my-
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If you won the lottery.
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If you won the lottery.
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I would give it all to my church.
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I'd buy everybody in the family a car.
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Well, this guy was a little more honest.
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What are you going to do with that money if you win?
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Well, I'm definitely going to get a new supercharged Mustang with dual exhaust
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and about five kilos of cocaine.
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And I'll be good to go.
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Okay, so you like cars.
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No, I like cocaine.
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But one more time, I ain't quite.
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What are you going to do with that money if you win?
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Well, I'm definitely going to get a new supercharged Mustang with dual exhaust and about five kilos
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And I'll be good to go.
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Okay, so you like cars.
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A live TV and that fun.
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You never know what you're going to get thrown.
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He sounds like one of our employees that give me the vent.
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Did you pick that up?
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Cocaine, that's all I'm going to get for you.
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Is that what he says?
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It's just the time.
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I've never heard him talk about cocaine.
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No, it's just partying.
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But he's the one that hits me up for money.
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And that's why I was wondering, if he's got a little coke thing, then I need to know
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I won't make him those short term loans.
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I have no evidence of him using cocaine.
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I'm just saying that voice, that's a party voice, he's constantly has a raspy sound
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I don't know if it's because of excess coke use, but-
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Gigi, have you ever asked an employer for a short term loan?
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I mean, wait a minute.
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Maybe I should do that now.
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Big Ed from Puerto Rico.
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Hey, I need to do this and that, and can you please advance me this or that?
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But when you do it once, then they're going to- it's a cat deal to keep coming
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You know, if somebody really needs something, that's one thing.
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But the repeat offenders is just different.
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But then so how do they pay you back?
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We make a, you know, a deal, $2.50 a month or set up a time frame, each deal's different.
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There's not a whole lot.
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I'm being careful what I'm saying because I don't want to attract more of this.
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Can we have an intervention right now?
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Yeah, yeah, we have an intervention.
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Something about employee loans inside the company at GiveMeTheVin.com.
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It causes too much headache for the company and myself.
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Because if they don't produce, I can't- we can't collect the money back.
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Oh, and you can't fire them because they still owe you-
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Ooh, that's perfect.
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If we had him finally cut loose, couldn't get the money collected, that's like screw it.
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We just couldn't do it.
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It was costing too much money.
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The difference between what he owed and what he's costing us, it wasn't worth it.
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Was that the motorcycle dude?
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But it was the mom and it was the cancer and it was the this.
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You have a huge heart.
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You let some of the bit shows me how much.
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You're going to see the other side of a huge heart here in a minute.
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I believe it's around 800 bucks.
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You got it down to 800.
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Because we were up there pretty good on that one.
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We just have to have somebody sit outside your window, your door.
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No one gets in to talk to John.
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You know, one of the, give me the vent employees told me one time.
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I'm not going to tell you who.
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But they, they, they told me something about it.
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They're like, well the last thing you want to do is owe John money.
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You know, we helped Norman build a house and so we're stuck with him.
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Not that he sucks at his job, but he's a, he's a handful, Norman.
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And then this one guy, motorcycle guy comes in and says, oh, I need more money and he
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And then he goes, Turley's about to have three heart attacks call me saying, well, ain't
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he a friend of yours?
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Last thing you want to do is owe John money.
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I think he'd snap on you.
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I think he'd put out a hit.
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What about big head?
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I mean, he actually comes back.
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He pays up, but he's got the, the daughter story that, um, you know, the abandoned
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child, he's raising another woman's child that she, she had her, she got drunk at a party.
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She was hanging her head out the window.
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She got trained, got pregnant with another man's child and this guy's raised it.
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And she's a cute little girl and he brings her around and, and he needs help.
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So I've loaned him a couple of times.
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He's always paid me back.
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So you moved him up to, um, Jersey, I think to open the, give me the vent up there.
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So Turley really office loans cause problems?
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Well, y'all can blame Turley.
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A guy like Zuckerberg, anybody approaches him.
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That you think that the, the employees asked Zuckerberg.
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I'm just wondering if anybody asks somebody has that kind of money.
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Hey, can you float me a couple of mil?
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