JCW ARCHIVE: Bobbo VS. Brandy

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What's the damn deal is ya boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show and I got a banger

of a throwback for ya'll today.

So I'm sure ya'll work ya'll jobs, you know, you gotta work with a lot of different people,

different personalities, everybody's different, man.

Some people are like milk, some people are like cookies, man, but what happens when you

dip the cookie in the milk and the s**t blow up?

And our beloved Bob but would always complain about our dear, sweet auction coordinator

Brandy, who is just a pure Texas sweetheart who will downright kick your a**.

And their back and forth has given me a lot of laughs, so let's take a listen to see

what happens when two big personalities clash.

You know our auction.

But you have a door and a window and you have an office that had four people in it with

a private bathroom.

And now it's all yours.

Listen, you asked me, but you don't want me to answer the question.

No, but you're telling me you're lying.

No, but you're indicating.

You're indicating that you don't want to hear my answer.

No, I'm indicating that you're lying, you're setting it up as a lie.

You have like an executive office.

He's got the best office, I think, here in the whole building, but he wants his own

And the monster desk.

But go ahead.

He wants his own room.

I just want people to know the truth.

That he has this ridiculous suite and now he's going to bitch.

Go ahead.

No, you're right, John.

Nothing's wrong.

Oh, OK.

Your office is as big as the studio.

You're right, JD.

Gosh, I'm sorry.

He wants his own wing.

So shut up.

He doesn't want neighbors.

That's what that's the problem.

No, I'm OK with the neighbors, but thank God, God, they're loud.

Who's who's loud?

Who's loud?

My best friend, Brandy.

Oh, the.

Oh, Brandy.

Brandy's loud.

She I mentioned it to her the other day and she put up a divider like a like a Chinese

wall.

She put up a Chinese screen like that keeps any of the noise in those paper screens.

What is she saying?

Like what?

Like what did she do?

The girls in accounting complain because it's loud down there.

I mean, it's just every, you know, and the girls in accounting downstairs.

It's like you say Brandy's doing the Lord's work.

I mean, she's doing the cars for the auction.

That's the water that makes the whiskey.

OK, correct.

So and I, you know, we all got to work together.

It's just a situation.

They can't work at the auction office now because they've run all the employees of other companies

out of there.

Yeah, because of the corona.

So so they're here, but it's just you'll be you'll be working and I work with sound and

I have to record sound.

I have to go out and beg for silence.

You know, guys, I'm going to, I got to record a vocal.

I swear.

I can do it in three minutes.

We can't please keep it down.

Yeah.

And then what happens?

Well, in three minutes, there's still music going and they're still talking in the phones

ringing.

I go back out and say, please.

And then it gets quiet.

Then I can go there.

I forget what I was going to record.

Are they yelling or something?

Give me an example of the sounds outside your executive suite.

You're working.

Okay.

And then I'm recording bits or whatever I'm doing and out of nowhere in the, in the general

almost silence right in front of my office, Brandy goes, stay.

Because Steve, you know, Steve down the hall, he's, he's processing these cars and doing

whatever he does.

They work in a totally separate office.

Right.

Okay.

Rather than call Steve or walk down there just from the desk.

Steve.

And I don't know if he can hear enough.

He's a little hard to hear.

Right.

Does he come running when he hears her holler?

No.

So she yells again.

Steve.

And that's, and that's okay.

Right.

Yesterday in the afternoon, she came in.

My daughter works down the hall too and she, she had come in to give me some, some bits

for that.

Like the car man winner announcement.

And so Brandy came around the course, she said, y'all, you're talking trash about me.

And we're like, what?

No.

What do you mean?

All right.

Cause I thought I heard you talk to stress.

That is not how Brandy sounds.

Sorry you suck at your job.

That sounds like Brandy there.

More than, more than a couple of times yesterday she said, I hate when you talk like me, you

make me sound like Forrest Gump.

I'm like, it's not a Forrest Gump thing.

So now if I say anything like hard and heavy, she thinks I'm doing the Brandy voice.

And I'm not.

It's just, I said, Brandy, it's like, please don't be offended.

It's like an arch typo.

It's just a caricature of your voice.

This is what I do.

Brandy is in a position where, and I'm sure you will agree, Brandy is almost kind of

like protected in this business.

I mean, we couldn't, we couldn't do what we do.

She's a maid man without Brandy.

Right.

You know, she's what we refer to as a friend of ours.

You got Brandy.

You got Connie.

You got the maid chicks.

Most people have made men.

I've made women.

Right.

And when I first came down here and you were like, Jennifer, I can't work in an office

with you, Bobo.

Frankie, you're just, you're just too damn loud.

Right.

And it's, it's kind of like that.

And we, we work together anyway.

In fact, that's when you kind of stopped working in the office to an extent until I moved down

the hall.

Right.

So God, they're loud.

You allowed phone calls too?

Every phone call is a speaker phone call.

I've heard her talk to you on the speaker phone.

I hear her talk to everybody.

I hear the person on the other end.

I hear Brandy and she doesn't talk to the phone.

She yells at the phone.

What's a call with the, you deferred recently?

Her, her ringtone is like from animal housing.

Dicca, dicca, dicca, dicca, dicca, dicca, you know?

Okay.

Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.

Hey, did you get them tires?

While I was working on the tires, how many did you want?

The four?

Did you want all the eight of them?

How many?

Which vehicles?

It's for the Camaro!

The Camaro!

Stay!

No.

Does John call her too?

Yeah.

Hello?

Hey, Brandy.

Listen, somebody said you're making a lot of noise down there.

Are you, are you all right?

What's going on?

No, I'm just doing what I got a lot of cars put in this morning.

Marco, get them trucks up there.

No, it's all right.

John, I got everything I need.

So the girls in the office said, are you cooking down there?

Did you, did you, are you, are you grilling?

Stop it.

Well, we make you some hamburgers.

Yeah, but you can't, you can't grill inside, Brandy.

Why not?

Because the smoke's going to kill everybody.

Well, I'm sorry everybody around here's a big sassy.

I'll bet they'll eat a hamburger.

God, you're so...

What the hell do you want?

She's going to kill you.

Brandy, please, please take your grill outside.

We'll play this in court.

Don't cook in the office.

Shut it off.

And try to keep it down.

What do you mean?

Keep it down.

I told you I need to be back in my old office in Dallas.

Stay!

It might be the greatest episode of the office ever.

And I've called the guys at the auction like you got to give us these offices back.

Per corporate policy, Corona.

But you let the dealers back in.

I mean, we've got to get those offices back.

Attention, el señor si señoritas.

Here we go.

Es no locación por los trabajos de automobilia.

Buenas noches.

Good night.

Angel, if you're listening, you got to fix this.

Yeah, you're driving Bobo nuts.

And Brandy.

No, no, no, no, they drive each other nuts.

They love each other, but they drive each other nuts.

Because Bobo, if Brandy was here and I would love for her to call in and give her side of the story,

because she has a very entertaining take on Bobo's world with his speakers.

I'll bet she does.

And he's playing these, so he's creating audio all week.

And he's jamming it over the speakers.

And she's like, can he just use headphones?

Is there a reason the man cannot wear headphones?

I wear headphones.

Why does he have to blast his audio throughout the entire office where we can't talk and communicate?

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