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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.
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So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d**k, we found something funny.
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And yes, it's contagious.
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Gather round as the wolf pack goes on this throwback adventure.
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What's the damn deal is ya boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show and I got a banger
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of a throwback for ya'll today.
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So I'm sure ya'll work ya'll jobs, you know, you gotta work with a lot of different people,
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different personalities, everybody's different, man.
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Some people are like milk, some people are like cookies, man, but what happens when you
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dip the cookie in the milk and the s**t blow up?
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And our beloved Bob but would always complain about our dear, sweet auction coordinator
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Brandy, who is just a pure Texas sweetheart who will downright kick your a**.
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And their back and forth has given me a lot of laughs, so let's take a listen to see
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what happens when two big personalities clash.
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You know our auction.
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But you have a door and a window and you have an office that had four people in it with
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a private bathroom.
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And now it's all yours.
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Listen, you asked me, but you don't want me to answer the question.
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No, but you're telling me you're lying.
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No, but you're indicating.
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You're indicating that you don't want to hear my answer.
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No, I'm indicating that you're lying, you're setting it up as a lie.
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You have like an executive office.
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He's got the best office, I think, here in the whole building, but he wants his own
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And the monster desk.
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He wants his own room.
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I just want people to know the truth.
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That he has this ridiculous suite and now he's going to bitch.
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No, you're right, John.
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Your office is as big as the studio.
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He wants his own wing.
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He doesn't want neighbors.
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That's what that's the problem.
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No, I'm OK with the neighbors, but thank God, God, they're loud.
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My best friend, Brandy.
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She I mentioned it to her the other day and she put up a divider like a like a Chinese
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She put up a Chinese screen like that keeps any of the noise in those paper screens.
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What is she saying?
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Like what did she do?
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The girls in accounting complain because it's loud down there.
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I mean, it's just every, you know, and the girls in accounting downstairs.
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It's like you say Brandy's doing the Lord's work.
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I mean, she's doing the cars for the auction.
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That's the water that makes the whiskey.
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So and I, you know, we all got to work together.
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It's just a situation.
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They can't work at the auction office now because they've run all the employees of other companies
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Yeah, because of the corona.
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So so they're here, but it's just you'll be you'll be working and I work with sound and
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I have to record sound.
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I have to go out and beg for silence.
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You know, guys, I'm going to, I got to record a vocal.
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I can do it in three minutes.
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We can't please keep it down.
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And then what happens?
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Well, in three minutes, there's still music going and they're still talking in the phones
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I go back out and say, please.
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And then it gets quiet.
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Then I can go there.
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I forget what I was going to record.
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Are they yelling or something?
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Give me an example of the sounds outside your executive suite.
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And then I'm recording bits or whatever I'm doing and out of nowhere in the, in the general
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almost silence right in front of my office, Brandy goes, stay.
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Because Steve, you know, Steve down the hall, he's, he's processing these cars and doing
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They work in a totally separate office.
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Rather than call Steve or walk down there just from the desk.
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And I don't know if he can hear enough.
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He's a little hard to hear.
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Does he come running when he hears her holler?
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So she yells again.
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And that's, and that's okay.
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Yesterday in the afternoon, she came in.
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My daughter works down the hall too and she, she had come in to give me some, some bits
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Like the car man winner announcement.
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And so Brandy came around the course, she said, y'all, you're talking trash about me.
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And we're like, what?
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Cause I thought I heard you talk to stress.
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That is not how Brandy sounds.
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Sorry you suck at your job.
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That sounds like Brandy there.
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More than, more than a couple of times yesterday she said, I hate when you talk like me, you
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make me sound like Forrest Gump.
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I'm like, it's not a Forrest Gump thing.
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So now if I say anything like hard and heavy, she thinks I'm doing the Brandy voice.
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It's just, I said, Brandy, it's like, please don't be offended.
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It's like an arch typo.
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It's just a caricature of your voice.
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Brandy is in a position where, and I'm sure you will agree, Brandy is almost kind of
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like protected in this business.
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I mean, we couldn't, we couldn't do what we do.
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She's a maid man without Brandy.
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You know, she's what we refer to as a friend of ours.
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You got the maid chicks.
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Most people have made men.
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And when I first came down here and you were like, Jennifer, I can't work in an office
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Frankie, you're just, you're just too damn loud.
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And it's, it's kind of like that.
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And we, we work together anyway.
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In fact, that's when you kind of stopped working in the office to an extent until I moved down
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So God, they're loud.
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You allowed phone calls too?
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Every phone call is a speaker phone call.
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I've heard her talk to you on the speaker phone.
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I hear her talk to everybody.
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I hear the person on the other end.
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I hear Brandy and she doesn't talk to the phone.
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She yells at the phone.
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What's a call with the, you deferred recently?
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Her, her ringtone is like from animal housing.
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Dicca, dicca, dicca, dicca, dicca, dicca, you know?
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Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.
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Hey, did you get them tires?
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While I was working on the tires, how many did you want?
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Did you want all the eight of them?
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It's for the Camaro!
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Does John call her too?
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Listen, somebody said you're making a lot of noise down there.
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Are you, are you all right?
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No, I'm just doing what I got a lot of cars put in this morning.
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Marco, get them trucks up there.
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No, it's all right.
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John, I got everything I need.
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So the girls in the office said, are you cooking down there?
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Did you, did you, are you, are you grilling?
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Well, we make you some hamburgers.
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Yeah, but you can't, you can't grill inside, Brandy.
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Because the smoke's going to kill everybody.
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Well, I'm sorry everybody around here's a big sassy.
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I'll bet they'll eat a hamburger.
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What the hell do you want?
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She's going to kill you.
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Brandy, please, please take your grill outside.
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We'll play this in court.
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Don't cook in the office.
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And try to keep it down.
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I told you I need to be back in my old office in Dallas.
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It might be the greatest episode of the office ever.
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And I've called the guys at the auction like you got to give us these offices back.
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Per corporate policy, Corona.
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But you let the dealers back in.
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I mean, we've got to get those offices back.
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Attention, el señor si señoritas.
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Es no locación por los trabajos de automobilia.
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Angel, if you're listening, you got to fix this.
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Yeah, you're driving Bobo nuts.
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No, no, no, no, they drive each other nuts.
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They love each other, but they drive each other nuts.
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Because Bobo, if Brandy was here and I would love for her to call in and give her side of the story,
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because she has a very entertaining take on Bobo's world with his speakers.
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And he's playing these, so he's creating audio all week.
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And he's jamming it over the speakers.
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And she's like, can he just use headphones?
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Is there a reason the man cannot wear headphones?
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Why does he have to blast his audio throughout the entire office where we can't talk and communicate?
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All right, y'all know what to do.
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You know, you can holler at all of us, okay?
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You know how to spell it, okay?
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We appreciate y'all listening.
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Keep on rocking with us.
