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JCW ARCHIVE: Cat's Out The Bar
JCW ARCHIVE: Cat's Out The Bar
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About this episode
John Clay Wolfe and DJ Pre-K dive into a humorous throwback chat filled with banter about a regifted cocktail machine, kitty litter woes, and their quirky late-night TV habits. The episode captures their playful friendship, with stories about gifts gone awry, the challenges of countertop appliances, and amusing commentary on watching BET. Their candid, lighthearted exchange offers a glimpse into their offbeat camaraderie and everyday antics.
Topics:
cocktail machine
regifting
kitty litter
friendship banter
late-night TV
BET channel
gift stories
office bar setup
humor
personal anecdotes
John wants Bobbo to get rid of the cat box he keeps in the studio for his feline friend, which Bobbo says is no problem but he has to make some room to move it. Oops, it turns out his car is full due to John regifting his fancy cocktail robot that the company pitched in to buy him for Christmas. I'm sure it will find better use with Bobbo, just not on nights where he gets too high with our resident stoner Pre Kay!
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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.
So we dug into our pockets.
And on the other side of our d***, we found something funny.
And yes, it's contagious.
Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.
What it do is ya boi, DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show up in the archives,
y'all know the deal.
And this week, I got John going off on Bobo as usual, when he lets the cat out the bag
and reveals he immediately re-gifted the big baller gift that Turley and everybody at
the company pitched in to get him.
Oops, turns out our man is a fan of the poor.
And we would have had some nice drinks that night if I hadn't busted out the Cryptocronic
Chronicle Light.
Check it out.
We were talking about not Kwanzaa, but Festivus in the area of grievances.
And I noticed since your cat was up here last time, meowing during the show, I haven't seen
him again.
Is he here this weekend?
No, no, I don't think I've brought him since.
Anything that makes you uncomfortable or unhappy, I'm not going to do.
Not only do I not want to hear it, but it's, you know, team effort.
So I've got a bunch of, I bought the kids a lot of hunting gear clothes and we hung it
in the closet downstairs in that bedroom that you stay in.
And you have kitty litter in the closet of that bedroom.
So all the clothes in the closet now smell like kitty litter.
Oh, well, that box has never been used.
Well, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind moving the kitty litter.
If he's not coming back, I really hate the smell when I open that closet and look
down and, and if it's dark step in that kitty litter box, it's really not one of the most
pleasant things in my life.
But just because there's litter in it doesn't mean there's anything else in it.
I hear you.
But instead of taking it and throwing it out the door like I almost did the other day, because
I didn't want to have a confrontation with you because I respect you because you're
my friend.
Dude, it costs 40 bucks.
You can pay me back.
You have to throw it out.
Throw it out.
I don't have to.
I just wonder, do you mind keeping it somewhere like in a barn or something for when he
does come out here and then you can put it in the bedroom?
In a barn or outside in the rain or, you know, there's a trash pile of just, just, I've been
thinking of taking it home for weeks.
I just haven't.
I was going to last week and you gave me this, this, this cocktail robot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so I loaded that for that.
And it's like a thousand bucks.
Thank you very much.
I don't know.
Wait, you gave him that?
Yeah.
They gave me that they grouped together and gave me everybody got together and
gave me gifted it.
They gave me this nice gift for Christmas and I gave it to Bobo.
It's very nice, Turley.
It's got.
Oh my God.
It's a cocktail.
It's like a Kureg for cocktails.
I've been seeing the advertising function.
Yeah.
Now, what's the deal is our big local liquor super store, and you know who I'm talking
about.
Yeah.
Doesn't sell the pods anymore.
Though it came with three gift boxes of pods or things.
Pods are like the Kureg's coffee, but it's booze.
Yeah.
It's got four glass, mind you, glass beakers that attach to the body of the
machine.
Right.
And you have to buy whiskey, rum, vodka, and tequila.
Who in the right mind thought that I wanted to put all that crap on my
countertop?
Y'all know what a bitch I am.
Oh, it's big deal.
Y'all know how I like everything clean and tidy and load up the
countertop with something we're going to use once a year, a bunch of
God, crap, bull stuff.
Countertop appliances.
It's big.
It's big.
Yeah, it's yours.
And we were going to put it in my office and you and I were talking
about it a couple of weeks ago.
Uh huh.
You're like, well, that's a really good idea, Bob, because we could
all use more booze at work.
So I got a shelf and I got it put up.
There are actually five beakers.
You have to switch out the gin and the rum because they use the
same drink codes on the machine.
It makes the drinks for you.
So that way when you're having people over, you don't have to do
anything.
You just hit the button.
But that's part of the fun, dude.
Making drinks is fun.
I enjoy that.
I don't want a Kureg coffee drink maker.
I need to quit being such a jerk because it was a nice gift and I do
appreciate the thought.
I really do appreciate the thought.
I appreciate it so much.
I gave it all to Bob.
I appreciate it as well.
It's very nice.
Thank you, Charlie.
Well, in appreciation, if you'll get your kitty litter, the
hell out of here.
I'd appreciate that.
Well, that'd be easy to do.
It's really, I've been thinking of taking it home for weeks.
It's just the bar machine got in the way.
Well, you're welcome, Bob.
So I had to, I had to soil all the clothes with kitty litter
cell because smell because I gave you this.
They're not soil or anything.
It doesn't smell like anything.
It's dry paper pellet kitty litter.
So yeah.
All right.
And you don't have a super sensitive nose.
Sometimes I think you just make stuff up.
I love how you didn't even wait to pre-gift or say just.
I didn't even unwrap it.
It's just not me, man.
That's fine.
I don't drink a lot of mixed drinks, but when I do, I enjoy the poor.
I enjoy grabbing that bottle of Maker's Mark out of the out of the
cabinet and mixing it with whatever.
I'm not so lazy.
I need some pre fab drink maker.
You still got to make me a gin tonic, man.
I've been, I've been asking you for weeks.
Be glad to.
Well, the gin disappeared.
And I swear I didn't touch it.
Well, I'll take the L on that because that was my solution.
Is that you?
Yeah.
Everybody doesn't work.
So what do we do?
What do we do?
So when we left here last night and I went to bed at 11,
you had just gotten some booze, but you had none.
Did you, did you have any late night?
Nope.
One glass.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, that's that's all that matters.
And then I popped hearts.
Uh huh.
And after that dinner, we had, what were we watching on on TV?
Pre K was that we watched a movie on BET.
Oh, Jamie Foxx's first movie, quick stop.
So you and pre K get stoned and watch black people channels because he's a white black
guy.
That's what he likes, but it didn't last long and he switched the channel and I
don't know every time I catch him watching television here, he's on BET.
Yeah.
I'm not a hater, he's the accidental racist.
I just know that pre K is not black.
And he thinks he is black people TV, and it called black entertainment television.
I mean, Jesus Christ, Charlie, get with the times.
It's called black people.
No, no, it's not.
No, he's not a hater, he's a Texan, he's the accidental racist by the way, people
are too politically correct.
Pre K's stuff is is one hit and quit, like, I don't know how you can hang with him.
I really don't.
I can't.
I can't.
The next movie they showed was like Gleber Jr.'s first movie after the community,
the TV show.
Yeah.
And it was terrible.
It was awful.
And I talked about it so much that he changed the channel and I don't know
what came on after that, but I went to bed.
Getting high with pre K.
Getting high with pre K.
Is that the new segment?
Yeah, right.
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