JCW ARCHIVE: Frame Damage

The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.

So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d**k, we found something funny.

And yes, it's contagious.

Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.

What's the deal is your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show.

Y'all know him in the archives, baby, and I got a two-for-one special today.

John's father-in-law, Lars, the infamous Swedish pool shark, is having a blast on John's ranch,

whipping those four-wheelers like he stole them.

Luckily, John has a keen sense of danger. Check this out.

So my father-in-law was in town for a month.

Lars!

Lars! F and Lars! Everything's F and F and F and because over in Europe,

they say F on the news, F on the radio. So it's a... we've got to remind him not to talk that way.

Very common word.

But poor guy. So we have these... we're out here on a ranch. Y'all know that where the studio is.

And we've got a couple of four-wheelers, players' four-wheelers.

And I'm noticing his riding the four-wheelers is getting a little faster and a little faster

and a little faster over the month. The day before he leaves, we're literally sitting up at

the house. He's... these four-wheelers are great! You could just slide them and they won't fall over.

I'm like, they will fall over. Now I've done it. I've... so he's gotten into drifting on these dirt roads.

And he ran down to the shop down here from the house.

And it's a downhill run with a 90-degree turn up here.

And I hear him take off out of the driveway. I'm working on a motorcycle in the garage.

And I hear... and then it just stopped.

Mmm. Bad sign.

All of the noise just stopped. And I was kind of counting it in my head.

I'm like, he hasn't gone far enough to get to the shop yet.

So I start hollering for him.

Lars! Lars! You okay? Lars!

I hear nothing. And I... and I wait a little while.

I'm like, surely he didn't do what I think he did.

And I get down there. I jump on another four-wheeler and run down.

And I see him and he's flipping it back over.

But yeah, he... he was sliding sideways and he caught something.

And it threw him up. He hit the fence, going about 40.

All right. And we had to dig pebbles out of his head.

Is he okay?

He's fine. He had a knot on his head.

And he had like little... little gravel in his... in his arm.

And he shook... he's a tough bastard. He shook it off.

Four-wheelers not very... four-wheelers seen his better days.

He's got those things new at Christmastime.

I'll get you a new one. I don't need a new one.

He ripped the front cap off of it.

I'm like, we'll get it fixed. Don't worry. I'm just glad you're all right.

No helmet.

I'm like, Lars! When you're riding a four-wheeler,

if you're going to ride like an A-hole, you need to wear a helmet.

Don't you read the sign? If you're... if you're riding like a jerk,

then wear a helmet. You should wear a helmet all the time anyway.

Yeah.

But you know, if you're going to air one out, you need to prepare.

Anyway, that was my story of my father-in-law almost dying.

Could have been so much worse.

You know, Wash-A-Ball flipped one over on the trail just upside down,

just out of nowhere.

Yeah, saw those pictures.

Yeah, that's two four-wheeler reactions.

Your buddies.

And that's why people sign a release when they come to that race.

Right.

Hmm. From brain damage to frame damage.

Bobo's reminded of a time when a former pop idol allegedly gave him a night he,

nor the frame of his Camaro, will never forget.

Pete this.

Hey, what about Kelly Clarkson?

She had a wardrobe malfunction?

A little emergency moment during a recent live show.

This is actually audio from what might have been a little wardrobe malfunction.

It happened at one point during the show.

Michael cut number 11.

Oh, you got to love Kelly Clarkson.

Her shirt would have to come all the way off her boob to show.

Yeah.

Because she's not, she's not, she's.

Wait a minute.

Watch yourself.

She's curvy all over except at the top of memory.

Frame damage.

What?

That's right.

Frame damage.

Bobo had a night with Kelly Clarkson and whatever killed him made him stronger.

Killed his car.

That's for sure.

What was the story of that?

Reportedly.

I ran into a gal when I was driving my Camaro that I sold to gimmethevind.com.

Right.

With frame damage.

Top dollar in the market, by the way.

Very easy, very easy to do.

With frame damage.

And we were singing karaoke together.

She had a beautiful voice to go.

I thought she looks kind of familiar.

This is a couple of years ago.

And I, she was going to call an Uber and I said, hey, I'll give you ride home.

You know, which I probably, anyway.

So we had that way and we made a little stop off and we're getting it on.

You know, it was wild, crazy about the girl.

And then I took her home and it's like a million dollar mansion looking down.

I'm like, oh no, this is a married gal.

There's something going on over there.

So I, you know, politely, politely walked her to the door.

And then I saw Kelly Clarkson on TV.

I'm like, that looks just like the karaoke girl.

Yeah.

And then when I sold my car to gimmethevind, they came back and they said,

you know, you got, there's a frame damage.

No taste on your car.

And I'm like, oh yeah, I remember that.

Cause we were, you know, we were parked on a side road.

Right.

You know, getting it on and I heard like a

And she's a large girl.

I don't, I'm not embarrassed.

And that is not talk about the big girls.

Watch yourself.

Watch yourself, buddy.

I'm just saying because I mean, I, you know, that's my type.

And yeah, I could hear the frame damage.

And I didn't think anything.

I thought maybe it was a seat or something.

You know, cars make noise sometimes when you're moving that way.

She's so fat it bent the frame rail on your car.

I think, I think possibly so.

That's the greatest excuse to have frame damage.

I've ever heard.

Ever.

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JCW ARCHIVE: Frame Damage

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