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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.
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So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d**k, we found something funny.
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And yes, it's contagious.
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Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.
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What's the deal is your boy DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Y'all know him in the archives, baby, and I got a two-for-one special today.
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John's father-in-law, Lars, the infamous Swedish pool shark, is having a blast on John's ranch,
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whipping those four-wheelers like he stole them.
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Luckily, John has a keen sense of danger. Check this out.
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So my father-in-law was in town for a month.
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Lars! F and Lars! Everything's F and F and F and because over in Europe,
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they say F on the news, F on the radio. So it's a... we've got to remind him not to talk that way.
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But poor guy. So we have these... we're out here on a ranch. Y'all know that where the studio is.
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And we've got a couple of four-wheelers, players' four-wheelers.
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And I'm noticing his riding the four-wheelers is getting a little faster and a little faster
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and a little faster over the month. The day before he leaves, we're literally sitting up at
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the house. He's... these four-wheelers are great! You could just slide them and they won't fall over.
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I'm like, they will fall over. Now I've done it. I've... so he's gotten into drifting on these dirt roads.
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And he ran down to the shop down here from the house.
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And it's a downhill run with a 90-degree turn up here.
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And I hear him take off out of the driveway. I'm working on a motorcycle in the garage.
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And I hear... and then it just stopped.
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All of the noise just stopped. And I was kind of counting it in my head.
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I'm like, he hasn't gone far enough to get to the shop yet.
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So I start hollering for him.
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Lars! Lars! You okay? Lars!
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I hear nothing. And I... and I wait a little while.
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I'm like, surely he didn't do what I think he did.
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And I get down there. I jump on another four-wheeler and run down.
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And I see him and he's flipping it back over.
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But yeah, he... he was sliding sideways and he caught something.
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And it threw him up. He hit the fence, going about 40.
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All right. And we had to dig pebbles out of his head.
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He's fine. He had a knot on his head.
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And he had like little... little gravel in his... in his arm.
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And he shook... he's a tough bastard. He shook it off.
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Four-wheelers not very... four-wheelers seen his better days.
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He's got those things new at Christmastime.
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I'll get you a new one. I don't need a new one.
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He ripped the front cap off of it.
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I'm like, we'll get it fixed. Don't worry. I'm just glad you're all right.
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I'm like, Lars! When you're riding a four-wheeler,
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if you're going to ride like an A-hole, you need to wear a helmet.
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Don't you read the sign? If you're... if you're riding like a jerk,
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then wear a helmet. You should wear a helmet all the time anyway.
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But you know, if you're going to air one out, you need to prepare.
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Anyway, that was my story of my father-in-law almost dying.
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Could have been so much worse.
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You know, Wash-A-Ball flipped one over on the trail just upside down,
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just out of nowhere.
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Yeah, saw those pictures.
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Yeah, that's two four-wheeler reactions.
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And that's why people sign a release when they come to that race.
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Hmm. From brain damage to frame damage.
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Bobo's reminded of a time when a former pop idol allegedly gave him a night he,
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nor the frame of his Camaro, will never forget.
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Hey, what about Kelly Clarkson?
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She had a wardrobe malfunction?
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A little emergency moment during a recent live show.
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This is actually audio from what might have been a little wardrobe malfunction.
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It happened at one point during the show.
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Michael cut number 11.
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Oh, you got to love Kelly Clarkson.
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Her shirt would have to come all the way off her boob to show.
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Because she's not, she's not, she's.
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She's curvy all over except at the top of memory.
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Bobo had a night with Kelly Clarkson and whatever killed him made him stronger.
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What was the story of that?
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I ran into a gal when I was driving my Camaro that I sold to gimmethevind.com.
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Top dollar in the market, by the way.
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Very easy, very easy to do.
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And we were singing karaoke together.
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She had a beautiful voice to go.
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I thought she looks kind of familiar.
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This is a couple of years ago.
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And I, she was going to call an Uber and I said, hey, I'll give you ride home.
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You know, which I probably, anyway.
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So we had that way and we made a little stop off and we're getting it on.
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You know, it was wild, crazy about the girl.
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And then I took her home and it's like a million dollar mansion looking down.
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I'm like, oh no, this is a married gal.
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There's something going on over there.
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So I, you know, politely, politely walked her to the door.
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And then I saw Kelly Clarkson on TV.
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I'm like, that looks just like the karaoke girl.
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And then when I sold my car to gimmethevind, they came back and they said,
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you know, you got, there's a frame damage.
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No taste on your car.
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And I'm like, oh yeah, I remember that.
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Cause we were, you know, we were parked on a side road.
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You know, getting it on and I heard like a
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And she's a large girl.
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I don't, I'm not embarrassed.
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And that is not talk about the big girls.
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Watch yourself, buddy.
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I'm just saying because I mean, I, you know, that's my type.
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And yeah, I could hear the frame damage.
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And I didn't think anything.
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I thought maybe it was a seat or something.
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You know, cars make noise sometimes when you're moving that way.
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She's so fat it bent the frame rail on your car.
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I think, I think possibly so.
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That's the greatest excuse to have frame damage.
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All right, y'all know what to do.
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Keep on rocking with us.
