JCW ARCHIVE: Haunted Halloween Hits!
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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.
So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d***, we found something funny.
And yes, it's contagious.
Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.
Boo!
Did I scare you?
Nah, it's your boy, DJ Preakay with the John Clay Wolf Show, getting spooky in the archives,
and we're going to take it back to 2021 when John and the crew were having some Halloween
fun.
Bobo's got a great Halloween jam, and Satan even starts by to tell us how they get
down, down below.
So here's another treat for you, Tricks.
Check it out.
800-800-RADIO.
My name's John Clay Wolf.
Good morning.
Happy Halloween.
Coming up.
Tonight's the real Halloween, in my opinion.
It's a Saturday, baby!
And I'm off work after this.
Party tonight?
Amen.
Yes.
Big party.
Y'all dressin' up.
No, it's just a big party that happens once a year here, so it's a black tie.
I haven't worn a tux in a year.
I haven't worn a tux in two years.
I haven't worn a tux since COVID.
A black tie event for Halloween.
Is it the Eyes Wide Shut type thing?
John's got a different side to him.
No.
The password is Fidelio.
Right?
Love it.
Speaking of Halloween, in Ozzy Osbourne, who's our favorite Halloween character, Bob, you
did some bit.
I haven't heard it yet, but J.D. said it's good.
An Ozzy spin-off Halloween song?
Yeah, I was driving to work, and I heard Iron Man, and you know, I don't have to
tell you, but I can be a weird guy sometimes.
Just the way my mind works, and I thought, you could change that lyric into kind
of a Halloween-y thing and then maybe put some sound effects and things, and this is what
I came up with.
I am Ice Cream Man, evil Ice Cream Man, scaringly for children with my band, bearing in their
ears, evil little kingdom that they fear.
Oh, ring little tights, 88 varieties they don't like, liver, worst, and salve Dean, I sell
flavors that make them scream.
Bobo screams.
I am Ice Cream Man, children run away as fast as they can.
Nobody wants that, everybody wants it.
Coming to a theater near you.
That's pretty weird, ma'am.
You're kind of weird, ma'am.
What's the other one?
Did you do another one?
Yeah, this is from some time ago.
Do you remember Tales from the Crypt on HBO?
No.
Oh, you just love that.
The Crypt Keeper.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is something that came up when there was a question about Halloween being two-PC.
How do we ensure we are honest and with it, the dead will rise and zombies will tell you
men from never eating a flesh.
Our quick disclaimer that the violent nature of the zombies is not approved by this station.
Also eating a flesh is highly unsubstantiated and not allowed.
The demons from hell will attack our souls, dragging you to the pits of hell.
Also there will be no attacking or touching of any human by demons in any inappropriate
ways unless consensual verbal communication is first established by that said person or persons.
And you shall be tortured by the never-ending screams of real snakes.
Torturing, waterboarding, and or wet willies are not legally nor condoned acts or practices
for purposes of this holiday.
Please have a safe and happy Halloween.
It's fun.
We had a good time at the office yesterday.
We did the dress-up thing and had the Halloween contest.
If you go to John Clay Wolf Show on Facebook, the John Clay Wolf Show on Facebook, you
can see all that.
And nobody did anything inappropriate.
That was very nice.
Nobody came dressed like a sexy waitress.
It's because we have HR now.
No, we haven't.
Remember before?
Oh, yeah.
It wasn't a problem.
It was no problem at all because we didn't have an HR department.
Correct.
Now it's no now.
No, well.
Now, when we left, one of the judges with me, she said, next year we need to do
them in categories.
Categories?
Yeah, like have contest categories.
And I was like, what categories?
She said, you need the sluttiest for sure.
I totally agree with this.
Well, we can encourage that.
She suggested sluttiest category, scariest category and movie themed
category.
Oh, okay.
That's pretty good.
So if you have a sluttiest category, then it jumps the HR thing because it was
pre-
Oh, okay.
All part of the show.
Step back, nothing to see here.
Jimmy Fallon did some tweets this week speaking of Halloween.
How do you take a regular movie that you just see all year and you
turn it into something scary for Halloween?
So here are his tweets.
Cut number two.
The Hangover.
Oh, I got to.
His first one is the Hangover, the movie.
Yeah.
After a night of drinking poison, three men with amnesia set out to
find out if their friend is still alive.
The Breakfast Club, a high school principal locks five teenagers in
the library until they each have an emotional breakdown.
It's like soft torture.
The Little Mermaid, a kleptomaniac, makes a deal with a sea witch
in exchange for human flesh.
Home Alone, a neglected child takes joy in torturing people who
come to visit him.
Castaway, a former FedEx employee loses it all and starts having
conversations with a volleyball covered in blood.
Star Wars, an old hermit convinces a young farm boy to murder his
father.
There you go.
This is Satan's time of year, isn't it?
Oh, that's really funny stuff.
I love that one.
Yeah.
Good morning, Satan.
Yeah.
It's my time.
Isn't it?
It's your month, isn't it, man?
Yeah.
Well, I mean the whole damn year.
You know, personally, I mean 21.
Oh, it's been all you?
It's all me, baby.
Yeah.
Special thanks to Tom Hanks and early celebrities who got
the COVID and passed it around.
Awesome.
Even without the, even without the COVID, though.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a great, it's just a great time of year.
Beautiful.
It's, I guess it's a little cooler up in your neighborhood
these days.
Cooler, right.
Forward.
We got down to like 420 yesterday afternoon.
Wow.
Which is a great coincidence.
Yeah.
Because we were high.
Oh, so people, there are some still joys in hell.
Yeah.
Like getting high.
Yeah.
Well, my friends and I, we're all adults.
We have jobs, stuff to do, so we can't really do a proper
Halloween party on a Sunday night.
So we did it last night.
Yeah.
And Manson won the costume contest.
Really?
Yes.
Charlie Manson.
Yeah.
This is the costume contest in Hale.
Hale.
Hale.
Hale.
I love you Southern guys.
Now Manson won the costume contest and it was, it was
really outstanding.
And he looked and acted and even did a little song
exactly like Marilyn Monroe.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
No.
And then Marilyn dressed as Charlie Manson.
Oh.
And we just had a ball.
We were so high.
So high.
Well, I'm glad to see that you're still enjoying
your own holiday season, Satan.
Sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
Surround, surround.
All right.
Thank you.
What do you want to do?
Good to see you.
Trick or treat.
All right.
Y'all know what to do.
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Keep on rockin' with us.
About this episode
John Clay Wolfe and crew dive into a fun, spooky Halloween throwback from 2021, featuring humorous Halloween-themed songs, costume contest stories, and playful banter about holiday traditions. Highlights include a quirky Ozzy Osbourne-inspired Halloween jam, a comedic safety disclaimer about zombies and demons, and a lively discussion on Halloween party costumes and categories. The episode blends lighthearted humor with festive spirit, showcasing the show's unique personality and camaraderie around the Halloween season.
Original notes
AWOOOOOO! You know the Wolfe man loves Halloween! From Ozzy flavored ice cream to politically correct tales from the crypt, John and the crew are always down to get spoooooooky. We even hear from Satan himself to see how his costume parties in Hell compare to our very own at the office.
Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that sardine ice cream...and we'll see you Saturday
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