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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on Terrestrial Radio for a really, really, really long time.
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So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d***, we found something funny.
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And yes, it's contagious.
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Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.
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Nah, it's your boy, DJ Preakay with the John Clay Wolf Show, getting spooky in the archives,
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and we're going to take it back to 2021 when John and the crew were having some Halloween
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Bobo's got a great Halloween jam, and Satan even starts by to tell us how they get
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So here's another treat for you, Tricks.
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My name's John Clay Wolf.
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Tonight's the real Halloween, in my opinion.
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It's a Saturday, baby!
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And I'm off work after this.
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No, it's just a big party that happens once a year here, so it's a black tie.
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I haven't worn a tux in a year.
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I haven't worn a tux in two years.
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I haven't worn a tux since COVID.
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A black tie event for Halloween.
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Is it the Eyes Wide Shut type thing?
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John's got a different side to him.
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The password is Fidelio.
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Speaking of Halloween, in Ozzy Osbourne, who's our favorite Halloween character, Bob, you
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I haven't heard it yet, but J.D. said it's good.
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An Ozzy spin-off Halloween song?
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Yeah, I was driving to work, and I heard Iron Man, and you know, I don't have to
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tell you, but I can be a weird guy sometimes.
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Just the way my mind works, and I thought, you could change that lyric into kind
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of a Halloween-y thing and then maybe put some sound effects and things, and this is what
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I am Ice Cream Man, evil Ice Cream Man, scaringly for children with my band, bearing in their
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ears, evil little kingdom that they fear.
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Oh, ring little tights, 88 varieties they don't like, liver, worst, and salve Dean, I sell
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flavors that make them scream.
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I am Ice Cream Man, children run away as fast as they can.
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Nobody wants that, everybody wants it.
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Coming to a theater near you.
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That's pretty weird, ma'am.
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You're kind of weird, ma'am.
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What's the other one?
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Did you do another one?
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Yeah, this is from some time ago.
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Do you remember Tales from the Crypt on HBO?
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Oh, you just love that.
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Yeah, this is something that came up when there was a question about Halloween being two-PC.
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How do we ensure we are honest and with it, the dead will rise and zombies will tell you
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men from never eating a flesh.
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Our quick disclaimer that the violent nature of the zombies is not approved by this station.
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Also eating a flesh is highly unsubstantiated and not allowed.
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The demons from hell will attack our souls, dragging you to the pits of hell.
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Also there will be no attacking or touching of any human by demons in any inappropriate
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ways unless consensual verbal communication is first established by that said person or persons.
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And you shall be tortured by the never-ending screams of real snakes.
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Torturing, waterboarding, and or wet willies are not legally nor condoned acts or practices
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for purposes of this holiday.
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Please have a safe and happy Halloween.
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We had a good time at the office yesterday.
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We did the dress-up thing and had the Halloween contest.
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If you go to John Clay Wolf Show on Facebook, the John Clay Wolf Show on Facebook, you
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And nobody did anything inappropriate.
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That was very nice.
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Nobody came dressed like a sexy waitress.
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It's because we have HR now.
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It wasn't a problem.
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It was no problem at all because we didn't have an HR department.
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Now, when we left, one of the judges with me, she said, next year we need to do
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them in categories.
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Yeah, like have contest categories.
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And I was like, what categories?
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She said, you need the sluttiest for sure.
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I totally agree with this.
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Well, we can encourage that.
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She suggested sluttiest category, scariest category and movie themed
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That's pretty good.
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So if you have a sluttiest category, then it jumps the HR thing because it was
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All part of the show.
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Step back, nothing to see here.
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Jimmy Fallon did some tweets this week speaking of Halloween.
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How do you take a regular movie that you just see all year and you
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turn it into something scary for Halloween?
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So here are his tweets.
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His first one is the Hangover, the movie.
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After a night of drinking poison, three men with amnesia set out to
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find out if their friend is still alive.
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The Breakfast Club, a high school principal locks five teenagers in
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the library until they each have an emotional breakdown.
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It's like soft torture.
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The Little Mermaid, a kleptomaniac, makes a deal with a sea witch
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in exchange for human flesh.
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Home Alone, a neglected child takes joy in torturing people who
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Castaway, a former FedEx employee loses it all and starts having
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conversations with a volleyball covered in blood.
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Star Wars, an old hermit convinces a young farm boy to murder his
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This is Satan's time of year, isn't it?
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Oh, that's really funny stuff.
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Good morning, Satan.
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It's your month, isn't it, man?
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Well, I mean the whole damn year.
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You know, personally, I mean 21.
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Oh, it's been all you?
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Special thanks to Tom Hanks and early celebrities who got
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the COVID and passed it around.
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Even without the, even without the COVID, though.
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Oh, it's a great, it's just a great time of year.
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It's, I guess it's a little cooler up in your neighborhood
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We got down to like 420 yesterday afternoon.
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Which is a great coincidence.
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Because we were high.
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Oh, so people, there are some still joys in hell.
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Well, my friends and I, we're all adults.
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We have jobs, stuff to do, so we can't really do a proper
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Halloween party on a Sunday night.
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So we did it last night.
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And Manson won the costume contest.
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This is the costume contest in Hale.
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I love you Southern guys.
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Now Manson won the costume contest and it was, it was
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really outstanding.
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And he looked and acted and even did a little song
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exactly like Marilyn Monroe.
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And then Marilyn dressed as Charlie Manson.
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And we just had a ball.
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Well, I'm glad to see that you're still enjoying
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your own holiday season, Satan.
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Surround, surround.
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What do you want to do?
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Y'all know what to do.
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Hit us up on JohnClayWolf.com.
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You can check out old episodes on there.
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You know, stay up to date with what we got going on.
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We got hats, shirts, all that.
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Hit us up on Facebook.
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You know, search JohnClayWolfShow.
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We're on Instagram.
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You know, you can holler at all of us.
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You know how to spell it.
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Keep on rockin' with us.
