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JCW ARCHIVE: Ice Ice Meltdown

JCW ARCHIVE: Ice Ice Meltdown

The John Clay Wolfe Show Jan 24, 2026 10 min
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About this episode

John Clay Wolfe shares a humorous and personal story about a falling out with Vanilla Ice's brother, Kepp Hines, over a shady van deal. The episode features a playful rap diss track created by DJ Pre-K, turning the dispute into a creative and entertaining moment. The hosts blend storytelling with hip-hop culture references, making for a unique mix of automotive business drama and music-inspired humor.

Topics: car deal gone bad Vanilla Ice's brother rap diss track personal conflict hip-hop references used van sale radio show archives creative storytelling
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The John Clay Wolf Show has appeared on terrestrial radio for a really, really, really long time.
So we dug into our pockets, and on the other side of our d***, we found something funny.
And yes, it's contagious.
Gather round as the Wolf Pack goes on this throwback adventure.
What it do wish you, boy, DJ Pre-K with the John Clay Wolf Show, hold up in the archives,
man.
I was looking where you are, but here in Texas, we getting ready for some ice, ice, baby.
So what better clip to bring back than when I put the vanilla ninja's brother on ice after
a deal gone bad with the Wolfman.
Check it out.
Did you know vanilla ice is brother?
Kepp Hines sold me out on his van this week.
No way.
So he calls, hey, Wolf, you know, I used to do business with him all the time.
He's in the car business, and he sent me a picture of this conversion van.
He's like, what will you give me for this is my personal car.
They won't let me trade it into the dealership because it's my personal car.
And we make a deal with him at 60,000.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I knew I called the right guy.
Thank you so much.
All right.
You're welcome, Kepp.
You know, lots of history.
Lots of good transactions between us.
Hella hired his daughter for three years.
Yeah, I remember that.
Vanilla ice is brother.
Kepp Hines.
And then we got to pick it up.
Oh, we retailed it.
What?
We retailed it.
Really?
So he lied about not being able to trade it into the dealership, and he lied about selling
it to me.
And I said, that's fine, since you retailed our car, since I bought it from you, what
did we make?
I had that conversation.
Oh, bro, bro, you know, bro, we're going to kick it.
No, I'm going to kick your ass, dude.
Lose my number, Kepp Hines.
We are no longer amigos, bro, bro Cephas, we're done.
Word to you, brother.
Word to your brother.
I'm done.
You don't treat a guy like that.
That ain't cool.
No, no, he'll be back.
I said, here, no, he ain't coming back to me.
He can go back somewhere else.
I sent him my address, because I was really standing up for the guy that spent all the
time on it.
And I said, here's where you send the check.
Oh, bro, I'm like, you quit broin' me.
Bro.
Bro my ass.
Oh, bro.
Now I know why your brother doesn't like you either.
Wow.
All right, I'll be right back.
Liam got sold out.
I was bitching about it last week by Vanilla Ice's brother, who's an old acquaintance of
mine.
Oh, yeah.
I dared to call him a friend, since he did me dirty.
He was a friend.
He was a friend.
But I knew he wasn't a friend when he did something dirty to me about a year ago
that I won't bring up.
Oh.
He doesn't think I know, Kepp Hines.
I don't know what dealership he operates now, but, so Gigi, he wanted, do you
have the...
The whole clip, yeah.
All right, you do it.
He's a refresher of it.
Okay.
Did you know Vanilla Ice's brother, Kepp Hines, sold me out on his van this week.
So he calls, hey Wolf, you know, I used to do business with him all the time.
He's in the car business.
And he sent me a picture of this conversion van and he's like, what will you give me
for this?
It's my personal car.
They won't let me trade it into the dealership because it's my personal car.
And we make a deal with him at $60,000.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I knew I called the right guy.
Thank you so much.
All right.
You're welcome, Kepp.
You know, lots of history, lots of good transactions between us.
Hella hired his daughter for three years.
Yeah, I remember that.
And then we got to pick it up.
Oh, we retailed it.
What?
We retailed it.
Really?
So he lied about not being able to trade it into the dealership and he lied about
selling it to me.
And he, I said, that's fine.
Since you retailed our car, since I bought it from you.
What did we make?
At that conversation.
Oh, bro, bro.
You know, bro.
We're going to kick it.
No, I'm going to kick your ass, dude.
Lose my number, Kepp Hines.
We are no longer amigos, bro.
Wow.
Bro Cephas, we're done.
Word to your brother.
Word to your brother.
I'm done.
Yeah.
So there's the refresher.
Wow.
So his name is Kepp.
What did you expect?
Oh, that's the truth.
Um, there's some Kips I like, but there's some that I don't.
And he'd fall into that category at this time.
So Pre-K, the rapper that he is, we were talking about it and he wanted to make a rap about this
situation.
And I said, yeah, you ought to do it to Ice Ice Baby.
So now I'm going to do it to Tupac.
That, uh, what's the diss rap that Tupac did, the one you were dancing to earlier, Gigi?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's it called?
Pre-K, color me up on this.
C.P.
Me.
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
We're going to war.
Okay.
Let's begin with this fool no more, man.
Look, you mess with the wolf, you get bit.
That's right.
Straight up.
We going to ride on these fools.
So what did you do?
I dissed him, man.
He made a diss, a clap back track.
So for real.
Flap back track?
Yes.
So if you're familiar with Tupac, this is probably the biggest clap back hip hop.
This is original clap back.
Back when Biggie and Tupac were fighting, they had the beef, you remember that?
All right.
The big song was played all over the airwaves here.
If you remember this one, cue it up.
Jesus.
Yo, I ain't got no friends.
Yeah, I'm going to do this track West Side, MOB, bad boy killer.
Hey, fat boy.
First off, touch silk chick and then click you claim West Side.
When we rock, I'm going to quit with game.
You claim to be a player, but I'll bust your wife.
We bust some bad boys, brothers, touch for life.
Plus, puffy trying to see me do hard side rip.
Biggie Smalls, a junior mafia, some more gas tricks.
We keep on coming while we gunning for your juice.
Stay watching while we bustin' at some foods.
You know the rules.
And who's you bitchin' about?
Biggie and Puffy.
I mean, it's the whole thing, right?
Pre-K?
And Faith Evans, right?
Yeah, Faith too.
Yeah, yeah.
He was unfaithful.
So let's do my clap back track to Vanilla Ice's brother.
Here we go.
Haha, it's Pre-K.
JC Dubb, you know I'm ridin' with you.
We're havin' the honor amongst men, huh?
This is it.
First off, what's your name?
Your whole clique is lame.
And that one hit wonder just don't hit the same.
You claim to be a man, but won't keep your word.
This geek's absurd.
You ain't a player.
You a nerd.
He won't sell us the car.
He's a sucker.
Hey, your brother said, yo, word to your mother.
Herb Babbo knocked her back in the gap.
And they called back.
This is a sugar night slap.
No cap.
Food, check the date.
You're late.
Keep calling for the wolf and get ate.
Make up your mind.
Is it Dallas or Miami?
Cool as ice.
Now you're sweet as candy.
You got beef kip?
You a sweet trick.
You a spice girl.
You vanilla spice.
I'll tell you what.
Let's make another deal tonight.
Come and dance with the devil and get put on ice.
Yeah, John Clay Wolf show.
You know what the business is?
You mess with the wolf?
You gonna get big.
You dig.
Can't dance around this one sucker.
Yeah.
I saw your little reality show.
Back in the gap.
Might as well mark yourself out buster.
Ha ha.
We started this internet business.
And this is cycle takes weekend.
TMTV.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
That is great.
Damn pre-K.
Wow.
We playing no game.
Kip.
That's pretty good.
Really good.
You and your brother could get it.
You're done.
You mess with the wolf.
You mess with TMTV JC dub.
That's what happens.
Put them in a coffin.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Metaphorically.
Hypothetically.
Pre-K is like how hard do you want me to go?
How hard do you want me to go?
You just go.
I'm on deck.
How long did that take you?
It's slight work for some busters like this.
Slight work.
That was good.
I want to say that means it was easy.
Yeah.
It's easy.
He used me for something else about a year ago.
And then he did this.
I'm going to strike sick pre-K on you.
One more time a little bit.
I'm going to have to do the whole thing.
Look at those rappers.
Hey, your brother say it.
Yo, word to your mother.
Babbo knocked her back in the gap and they call back.
This is sugar night slap.
No cap.
Check the date.
You're late.
Keep calling for the wolf and get eight.
Make up your mind.
Is it Dallas or Miami?
Cool as ice.
Now you're sweet as candy.
You got beef kip.
You a sweet trick.
You a spice girl.
You vanilla spice.
I'll tell you what.
Let's make another deal tonight.
Come and dance with the devil and get put on ice.
I like that.
I love that.
It's so good.
From rock stars to roadkill.
He just whipped it out.
800-800-70.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
All right, y'all know what to do.
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