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Good morning, everybody.
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And guess who just, our special guest,
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who said he was going to come in later on.
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Our special guest is super prompt.
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But let's get to the deal of liking and sharing the show.
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And there's your link for all the merch and all the fun stuff.
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That's Jason Logan.
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Have we got our informatics out of the way?
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Joe, you know, he would take, what's up, beer guy?
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I don't know who you're talking about.
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Baseball season's up and running.
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The Red Sox are terrible.
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Is baseball happening?
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I mean, I just, college basketball just stopped.
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So I don't know what's happening now.
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Listen, how great is this?
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So you got Artemis going to the moon, right?
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Sat around watching that.
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That was fantastic.
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History of the making.
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Then you got the national championship game happening.
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The pictures have been phenomenal.
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They done great work with their iPhones from the Artemis too.
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Shout out to Apple for creating such a magnificent
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Big shout out to Mike Rao and all you Michigan fans out there.
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Rachel DeLago, Michigan wins the national championship.
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But listen, this is going to be a tough week.
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We roll into the winter nationals at Pomona.
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But this is a weekend like none other.
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It's master's week.
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This is the masters.
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I just read a great book called All Carry
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by the great Gene Wojcowski.
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It's about a, just came out, but by all means get it.
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It's called All Carry.
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And it's about the masters and about a, it's a father, son,
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tail, and the kid buys a set of golf clubs,
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a set of magical golf clubs.
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And his dad, who's a basically the, I don't know,
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probably the Bruno Massell of NHRA, but except for golf.
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And he uses these golf clubs to almost win the masters.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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It's a super easy read.
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Go get it, All Carry.
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Yeah, this is going to be fun to watch.
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I mean, listen, I watch golf just on Sundays
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when I'm at home just to kind of relax and wind down.
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But the masters is something else, man.
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The masters is full stop now.
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And I want to know, before the show ends,
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I want you to tell me what your master's meal would
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But you think about it, think about it.
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I'm going to think about it for the whole show.
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OK, so we're getting into Pomona.
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Yeah, we have a lot to get to.
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Pomona this week in the Winter Nationals,
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the 66th Winter Nationals.
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The 1,000 funny car race.
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And 1,000th funny car race in NHRA history.
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And we are about to be joined by who I think
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he's one of my two picks to win this race.
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I'm right there with you.
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Let's bring him in.
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Let's bring him in.
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The great Dan Wilkerson.
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Oh, I thought you had Spencer Hyde in the waiting room.
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I wouldn't say that.
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But that is my other guy.
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That is my dream scenario is a, well, I mean,
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I love run caps, too.
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Could we get three guys in the final round
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of the Winter Nationals?
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No, do whatever we want.
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All right, I've been talking about the great Dan Wilkerson.
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I'm fantastic, my friends.
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You guys doing all right?
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Man, we, I started getting excited for the show the minute
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you said you could join us.
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Because this show is going to be all funny cars all the time.
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This is the best kind of show, my friend.
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And Dan, how do you feel going into this?
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I mean, we're just going to be super sportsy off the top.
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What would it mean to you to win
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the 1,000 Funny Car Race?
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So by my calculations, there's nobody with their name
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on their three times.
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And I could technically get Wilkerson on that list three
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If we, if we wrap this sucker up this weekend.
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Did your dad, what did he win?
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I had my best stat guy fact check that for me.
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He's in the middle there.
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Also, Wilkerson has got his name on the deal twice.
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But then so does John Force.
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You got Trip Shoemaker on there.
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The great Johnny Gray is going to make an appearance at Pomona.
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Beckman, I think, is on the list.
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So it will, it's just going to be a great, great weekend.
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I guess Bruce Larson also on the list.
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Always fun to have Bruce there.
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Do you want me to tell you who's on the list?
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I can do that right now.
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I think you just did.
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I think you just said everybody.
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You touched all the bases.
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I didn't get the first person.
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I don't remember who the first person is.
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Trip Shoemaker, 1980.
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Well, he won the 100th.
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But who won the first funny car race?
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Oh, I don't know that.
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I think it's on the list.
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If you're on an hra.com, which I highly recommend.
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Wilkerson will be able to tell you in two seconds.
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I'm going to give you a look at my FYI.
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So obviously that'd be your first win.
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And I just think it'd be great.
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First win, 1,000 funny car win.
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Who would be more excited, your mom or your dad?
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So my dear sweet mother has the only thing
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that's left to check on her racing list is Pomona.
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So I think that mother would lose her mind.
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Yeah, I think Tim would be like, yeah, we did it.
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So what are we doing tomorrow?
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We got more stuff to work on.
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There's questions I want to run.
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So tomorrow we're going to work on that.
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But Krista would lose her mind, which I don't know.
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I'm fairly confident I would be worse off than her.
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I might be just a blubbery mess.
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Everyone keeps saying I'm excited for that interview.
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But it might just be like, thanks.
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And we're good with that.
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We're good with that.
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Yeah, we're totally fine with that.
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I'm going to ask you this question, because I just
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When people are nominated for an Oscar or an Emmy
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and you're down to five guys or women or whatever,
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they talk about if they have a speech ready,
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you've been to finals.
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You're on the list of the next guy
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to win of his first race.
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Have you thought about what you're going to say?
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Do you have kind of in your head?
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Is that what you think about, or are you just?
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So I think it's going to depend what race it is.
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And it depends on what's happening at the race.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I think it's like as the storyline builds,
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the random thoughts in my head start
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falling in on each other.
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I can tell you that I was pretty confident we're
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going to win that Charlotte-Fordewide when
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the dry shaft broke in the finals.
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But I wrote, I literally, my homie,
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Dane gets all my equipment on me, buckles me in.
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We get a fist bump.
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And I looked at him and I was like, my guys, my family,
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And he's like, what was that?
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And I was like, that's the outline of my speed.
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I got to hit those three things.
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And then whenever else happens, happens.
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He's like, all right, sounds like a plan.
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You definitely got to get the sponsors in there.
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And I mean, can you imagine all the scag guy?
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How many people are scagging people
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that they put in that pit box?
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How many of you think they can get on a golf cart
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to head down to the top end to get in the shot on Fox?
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I think they're going to be stacked on the roof of the expedition.
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They're going to be everywhere.
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They're going to have to go back to stack them on top of that
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to get them back to the winter circle.
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I mean, that's going to intertwine.
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Because a lot of those, this is like, sorry, it's cheesy.
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But those scag, a lot of those people from scag
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have become like family, dude.
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Like the crew guys, you work with them every day.
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Like we bleed and sweat and cry out here in the shop together.
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So like everyone says, oh, like family.
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But it's insane how true it is, right?
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I mean, I hang out with them more than I
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hang out with my kids and my wife.
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So it just kind of happens.
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The scag's getting the same way, man.
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And I'll have dealers texting me
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that I haven't heard from for a couple years randomly
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They'll shoot me a text.
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It's like, oh, my gosh.
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I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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But this is fantastic.
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I think that's a really cool deal
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that you have kind of go in there.
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Forrest obviously had it with this cash
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relationship for so long.
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You see it with Ron and the Napa people.
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But like how as scag people, you know, you see them,
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you know, I don't know how the whole function of how
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you get invited to come to a race as a scag dealer.
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But you see them annually, some of them probably
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multiple times a year.
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That's got to be kind of cool to just immediately show up
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and have a built-in support system of fans.
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Yeah, it's awesome.
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You know, one of the things when we first started this,
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Randy Glady was like, you know, you're
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going to have to part of this deal,
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is it's very important to me.
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My dealers are really important that you have to come over
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here and I was like, dude, I can hang out with people.
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So if you're telling me that's
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going to be the hardest part of this,
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me and you are going to be good.
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And it's been exactly what he said.
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There's tons of people.
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Some of them know absolutely nothing about racing,
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which at first that was my favorite part,
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getting people that were like, what that?
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And then it starts up and they're like,
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that was the craziest thing I've ever seen.
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But now I'm getting people that they've followed racing
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forever and never got to go to one.
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I never got to be that close like on the pit box.
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And some of them will like shed a single tear.
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Like, I never thought I'd get to be down here, man.
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So that's now, that's my favorite part now.
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Yeah, my wife, my kid plays soccer.
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My wife, she's been around soccer,
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but she doesn't understand it.
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So as well as he does, she gets all jacked up
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and she's like, is he that good?
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Is that, is this how this is all going to go?
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You know, what's going on here?
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And so you, I got to answer questions.
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And so, and I always used to love when we had
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the baptism, my nitro out there on the starting line
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and get people out there and watch their face like,
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and just even when we get celebrities,
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their baseball players or football players,
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these big strong guys and they're like,
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I never seen nothing like that.
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That's just the craziest thing ever.
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So yeah, it's got to be fun.
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That's the cool thing too, is when you get first timers
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and then people then start getting into the sport
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and then they can start talking about stats.
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Like, thank you, Ford Pearly for saying Don Pernome
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on the first funny car race in 1966.
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You know, then they start, they start diving into it.
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They start getting into it.
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They start seeing that your dad was the guy
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before you were the guy.
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So yeah, when they start getting into it,
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that's when it becomes really cool.
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When do you, when's your first funny car memory
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kind of come into your brain pan, Dan?
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Like is, I'm guessing it's your dad racing,
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but were you like at a race?
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Like what age were you like fully like into funny cars?
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Okay, so you know how sometimes you feel like
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you don't really, you don't know if you remember this
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or if it's just like someone's told you the story
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a bunch of times, so you've created a memory.
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But I swear I can remember working on Tim's car with him
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in the garage at the house I grew up in.
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And it was like, you know, stuff you tell the kid to do.
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Like wipe that piece of tin off kind of thing.
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But I was like, I'm working on the car, I'm a mechanic.
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That was in a garage that was not big enough
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to house, we never parked a car in there.
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So to have a funny car, so you had to take the headers off.
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Like you couldn't roll them with the headers on it.
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It was, it was tight.
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And I remember working on that thing in there.
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And as far as the first like race,
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I went to so many indies.
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We went to the regional races with the alcohol car.
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So I know for a fact that I was like,
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why are they all here?
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Cause we went, I feel like we went to him so often.
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I didn't know a difference between a national event
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and a regional event, but he used to dominate
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at that points race.
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And I just remember thinking,
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I don't know why these other guys even show up
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to this indie race, cause Tim's just going in.
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So was that like, cause it's funny when my kids grew up
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not like, I worked for John Force Racing,
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they would go to races and their mindset of a race was
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they would go to a race, they would watch the racing
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and then there would be a winner circle
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at the end of the day.
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Was that kind of like, like you thought like that's kind
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of, well, this is how this goes.
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My earliest memory is like, why are we going home?
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I thought we had to go take pictures before we left.
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We had that day one time in Chicago,
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all the force cars lost in the first round.
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It was like the first time my kids were ever like,
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so what do we do now?
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I go, we effing keep our heads down.
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Yeah, he's going to do some work
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and then we're going to get that out of here.
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Yeah, we got a scoot.
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We got lane choice on 55s.
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Right, we're going to watch Bruce Almighty
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at the theater in Juliet and then get our plane.
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How is the 1000th funny car race?
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All these things going on as a, you're a fixture
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Are you looking forward to anything this weekend
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as far as drivers that are there or ceremonies
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or anything like that, Dan?
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I always like seeing Bruce Larson.
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He's, he's like a genuinely really good dude.
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So I'm excited to see him every time he comes out.
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Makes me, makes me smile.
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I was, so inside baseball, we get these texts with like,
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this is the stuff we want you to do,
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like the autograph session, blah, blah, blah.
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So I'm on the text chain with Tim
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and I get this text.
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It says, you have an autograph session at 830.
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You're supposed to be here at 11.
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You have another autograph session at noon.
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You need to be on the starting line at one
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And I was literally like, you ain't going to do that.
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And I sat there and I waited, I waited for it
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and my phone went off and it said,
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hey, John, not going to be able to do all that,
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but I got a race car.
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Oh man, he's got it in him, I mean, come on.
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All right, I may, I may have to send,
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I may have to send Tim a text offline.
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He needs, he needs to be out there
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and get showered in adoration.
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I know he's got to work, put the car together.
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But he's got Richard Hartman there.
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You know, have a plan.
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Yeah, we have a plan.
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That's what I said.
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I said, we don't really, we got this.
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We got, we got an outline.
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He needs to be at all those things.
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I don't disagree with you.
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I will, that a little homework for us.
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I am excited for him to be on the starting line
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when they have all of them.
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That's going to be cool.
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That's going to be cool.
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That's going to be,
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cause it's not going to be that,
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but like with the whole, your dad has a couple,
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four says, you know,
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it's going to be a pretty tight group of guys.
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And it's cool that Travis Schumacher's going to be there
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honoring his dad, a trip.
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So I'm looking forward.
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Have you seen the thousandth funny car win trophy?
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So they, it's like the top fuel trophy that Sean Landon got,
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which was like super tall old school.
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Like a motocross trophy.
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Like, and it weighed like a thousand pounds or something.
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So it's one of those cool, it's like a bowl.
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And it looks really
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I keep getting, I need an ice cream scoop.
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I need a cowboy hat.
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I need that little baby Gator.
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That thing's awesome.
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The Gator trophy is, it was funny.
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The first time they started,
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I don't know if you remember this or not,
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but Brittany and Robert doubled up in Gainesville
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and they did like one of these gold plated Gator heads.
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Like with like the,
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it was nice, but it was like the ones you get
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like the souvenir shops.
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And they did that for one year
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and then they went to like the Gator
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and the cool golden Gator deal.
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But to have like this Gator head trophy is very funny
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that there's a couple in the shop in California.
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It is my belief that Robert beat Tim in the finals
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So I do faintly remember.
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It was very, but yeah.
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So you have the regular, you have the diamond Wally,
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which have you seen some of those diamond Wally's?
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there's what we have a little one over here
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for best engineered car from Gainesville.
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So I don't want to be that guy,
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but we were the first funny car
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to get one of them diamond Wally's.
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I mean, be that guy.
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Not a flex a little bit.
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So listen, this is what,
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so if you're coming to Pomona,
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this is where all this stuff is going to happen
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between fuel prep for Q3 on Saturday morning.
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So it was the afternoon.
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So before fuel prep,
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we're doing top 75 drivers trackside presentation.
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So those guys are going to be honored.
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Then you get a Cackle Fest.
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So then after fuel prep is when
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the thousand funny car winners presentation happens.
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So if you want to see these guys out there
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and you want to see all the pomp and circumstance
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be there early on Saturday,
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because that's all the stuff is going to happen.
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They have early autograph session too.
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I know because I'm on the text chain.
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So yeah, get there early.
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They've up their game on communicating
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about Nitro stage autograph sessions.
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You can just go to NHRA.com right there.
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Winter Nationals, there's a details deal
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and you can see all the stuff.
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And it is going to be a banger weekend.
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So 9.30 for that autograph session, everybody.
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Dan, if you can't win the thousand funny car race.
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Who do you like to see win the thousand?
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How sick would that be for Dave's first win?
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I'm going to have a similar meltdown to me.
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It would be blue tur for everyone.
18:53
Blue tur for everyone.
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Gosh, can you imagine all, oh, phew.
18:56
Yeah, that would be, that would be epic.
18:58
And it's been a while since we've had
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a Bob Bodie style guy comes out of nowhere
19:08
And they're ripe for that story with Aaron over there.
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Aaron over there, exactly.
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Yeah, let me ask you this, with all this talk,
19:18
I mean, Elon and I are the two biggest ones.
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Oh, he's going to win his first one.
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You know, and we're putting all this pressure on you
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and does the pressure get to you at all on, you know,
19:30
at any point in time during the race weekend
19:31
or is it like, are you making it through the first round?
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Now does the pressure really build?
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You're like, oh, we got to, we got to focus up here.
19:38
And it just tensions rise.
19:41
Actually, I get, I go the other way.
19:43
So I started doing a better job of keeping track
19:46
of like what I'm doing and what my lights are.
19:49
Like just to see if, oh, don't eat
19:52
fricking Brussels sprouts Saturday night
19:54
because then your lights suck.
19:55
Just whatever, you know.
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So I'm trying to do a better job with all that.
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And I've tracked that my first round lights
20:02
are always my worst ones.
20:03
And I've chalked that up to,
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I think I'm the most nervous first round.
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And then I progressively get less and less nervous.
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It's like, all right, I don't know what my problem was there.
20:16
And honestly too, I don't have the pressure
20:20
to win your first one doesn't happen
20:21
usually until I'm like on my way home.
20:24
So, you know, you deal with whatever caused you to lose
20:27
and you work on it and you see
20:29
if you could have done something different
20:30
or see what you could have done better.
20:32
And then on the way home, I'm like, God bless.
20:34
That could have been the first one.
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I don't know why it always hits me
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like as I'm leaving the track.
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Yeah, because you, I mean, you're like,
20:43
everybody's in the comments are saying
20:44
you're an emotional guy and you get,
20:45
you wear your emotions on your sleeve
20:47
and that's what we love about you.
20:49
And but yeah, I could see how that would just,
20:52
I mean, I'm not a big anxiety guy.
20:54
I mean, listen, anxiety is for, you know, 20 year olds
20:58
but you know, I'm like, I get nervous every once in a while
21:01
and I see things getting ready to happen.
21:02
I'm like, oh my God, I'm getting anxious right here.
21:04
I go, I hope he does well.
21:06
I hope this person does good.
21:08
You know, and I'm not even in the seat.
21:09
And I really don't have a, you know, I like all you guys.
21:12
So it's like, oh man, this would be awesome.
21:15
It's easier driving.
21:17
I can tell you that because once you're,
21:20
once the thing starts, it's like,
21:22
all I gotta do is drive it.
21:23
Like I did, it's all done, right?
21:25
But even for some reason when I was working on it,
21:28
it's like, even as he's pulling forward,
21:30
I'm like, gosh, should I put one more nut on that thing?
21:34
And I put too much lead in it.
21:35
Like for whatever reason, it was way worse working on it.
21:39
Like driving it, you just, you're in there
21:40
and now it is what it is.
21:44
Do you think when you look at the funny,
21:47
all the guys racing in a funny car
21:48
and we run, Jason and I run into this all the time
21:50
when we start talking about who we think is going to win
21:54
It feels like you say this every year,
21:55
but I think it just, it gets better and better and better
22:01
How many guys do you think legitimately have a shot
22:03
to win a funny car race every time you roll
22:05
up to a national event?
22:08
So there's probably now, probably 13,
22:12
have a real legit, you know, you can look at it and go,
22:18
oh, if something happens, that guy could win
22:20
or that girl could win any day,
22:23
but if something happens here, you know,
22:25
But I say legitimately top 13,
22:27
and what's proxing points right now?
22:28
Is prox 12th or 13th?
22:30
He's like, he's like, he's just creeped in the top 16,
22:33
like 13th or 14th, yeah.
22:34
Yeah, see what I'm saying?
22:36
Like when Austin fricking prox is 13th,
22:38
the 13 top cars have a chance to win a damn race.
22:42
And that's just nuts.
22:43
I mean, it's, you look over the history of funny car,
22:47
the dominance of beetle, the dominance of prud'em,
22:50
the dominance of force.
22:52
At that time, there truly were only four or five guys
22:57
that could do, could really be like, oh, that, you know,
23:02
and now you, how cool is that?
23:04
Like when you're in that mix.
23:07
It's kind of cool, but I will say too,
23:09
that like when I first started racing,
23:11
you didn't get a layup first round most of the times.
23:14
So Phoenix, I got to race Jack Beckman first round.
23:16
It's like, well, what's going on here?
23:19
So yeah, it's cool when you walk in,
23:21
you're like, oh, that's neat.
23:22
We could all win the race.
23:24
There's no more ducks in the first round.
23:28
Like you said, there's no layups,
23:30
even if you are number one qualifier almost.
23:32
I mean, yeah, okay.
23:33
Like you said, you're, you can three people out,
23:35
but still number one qualifier has got to pay attention.
23:40
And at a race like this, you know,
23:42
US nationals, you know, 1000 funny car race,
23:45
are there drivers that have ever come up to you
23:48
and, you know, giving you like a pep,
23:50
like as prud'em ever kind of come up to you and said,
23:55
Or like Bruce Larson or force, or, you know,
24:02
Again, I don't, I'm not like the toot my own horn guy,
24:05
but literally everyone.
24:06
This show is built around just tooting your own horn.
24:10
That should be the name of the show.
24:11
Life's a drag presented by tooting your own horn.
24:14
So literally all three of those gentlemen
24:17
have come up to me and said something like,
24:19
way nicer than I deserve.
24:23
And every time that happens, it's super humbling.
24:26
And I don't know, I don't know why this happens to me,
24:30
but every time I think about, you know,
24:34
all of the nice things.
24:35
So this one time I was racing in Caps at St. Louis.
24:39
The thing was spinning the tires,
24:40
which I had never had happened to me at like 800 feet
24:43
spinning the tires.
24:44
And I was like, I don't see him.
24:45
So I'm gonna hold my foot on the floor
24:47
and it like just moved over really bad.
24:49
So I was like, Hey, Ron.
24:51
And I'm just used to everyone being like, you did good.
24:55
So I get up like, Hey, Ron.
24:56
Sorry about that, pal.
24:57
And he goes, yeah, what happened there?
25:00
And I was like, oh, sorry.
25:08
And I like wondering off, but no, Caps is a cool dude.
25:11
I have a good time with Caps now.
25:13
He's, he's awesome.
25:14
Do you have a, do you have, you know,
25:17
Pradome for me is like Taylor Swift
25:18
for like 12 year old girls.
25:20
Like he's the guy that just like,
25:22
so have you had a cool Pradome interaction
25:24
or Kenny Bernstein interaction or anything like that?
25:27
He literally did, did the thing that Pradome does
25:29
that you're like, you fangirl over.
25:30
Like he literally is just like, Hey kid,
25:33
you're doing a good job.
25:34
And that was enough.
25:36
That's like your knees, your knees kind of buckle.
25:40
I was like, is Jordan Baker gonna stay behind me?
25:44
Oh listen, I had that interaction with Don Pradome
25:46
two years ago in Indy and he was at the bar
25:48
and there was nobody at the bar in Indy
25:51
and he was sitting there eating
25:52
and I just sat down kind of near him and he goes,
25:55
Hey, you're that guy that plays all that music
25:57
does all those dumb games.
25:58
He goes, you're doing a good job, man.
26:03
The coolest guy on the planet just recognized me.
26:05
I was like, there we go.
26:07
That's so yeah, that is fun.
26:09
And Tony Stewart did the same thing to me.
26:11
Except he came, I'm like, dude, stop it.
26:14
You guys got to stop.
26:14
I'm not that great.
26:16
You want to hear a good Tony Stewart story?
26:17
Oh, for a hundred percent, of course.
26:18
So it's actually really quick too.
26:20
So we were at Phoenix.
26:23
I was still working on Chad's car.
26:24
So whatever year that was, I'm bad at the years.
26:27
I need my stat guy.
26:28
So we were at Phoenix and Tim had ran dynamite.
26:32
He went like 85, 86, 87 or something
26:36
and he decided to skip the last qualifying run.
26:38
So he just, he's like, I don't know.
26:39
What am I going to do?
26:42
So he skips the last one.
26:43
He's standing on the starting line
26:44
and he's standing in the crew chief driver owner area.
26:50
And a security guard comes over and he said,
26:52
hey, you one of those?
26:57
And he goes to watch the race
26:58
and the guy goes, well, what one are you?
27:00
And then Tony Stewart come over and said,
27:03
all of them, bro, you can leave him alone.
27:05
He's like, he's, yes, yes, he's that.
27:09
All those, he basically created that banner for this guy.
27:14
You should take it home and hang it up.
27:15
But the guy recognized Tony Stewart.
27:17
He did not recognize Tim Wilkerson,
27:18
but Tony Stewart was able to change them in the crowd.
27:22
Using Tony Stewart as your credential.
27:24
That's a ball of Tim Wilkerson.
27:30
That's what makes drag racing so good.
27:33
We're going to shift gears.
27:35
Easter was this past weekend.
27:37
How much candy do you still have
27:39
in your possession from Easter?
27:42
Brother, I still got candy from Halloween.
27:47
So you know, oh my God, it's ridiculous.
27:50
So yeah, we have a ton of candy still from,
27:53
and it was my boy's birthday is March 27th
27:58
and my baby girl's is April 12th
28:00
and mine's April 2nd.
28:01
So we had birthday cake on top of all the candy.
28:06
It was sugar high at the Wilkerson household
28:10
My boy was nuts for a while.
28:13
He crashed hard though.
28:14
Luckily, because he did go to sleep.
28:16
And you can't recycle Halloween candy
28:20
because it's not pastel color.
28:23
Yeah, you can't recycle.
28:24
You got to just, yeah.
28:26
Did you guys do an Easter egg hunt?
28:29
So my dear sweet wife is really good
28:32
at coordinating important things like that
28:34
because I was like, oh, we're going over to Tim's.
28:35
I want to ride four wheelers around or something,
28:38
you know, because all race car guys came over too.
28:41
So I was like, Easter and my boy's birthday,
28:44
a time for men stuff.
28:45
We're going to go get some four wheelers,
28:48
we're going to blow some stuff up.
28:49
Yeah, we're going to go Rex and stuff.
28:52
And my wife was like, puppy breaks, pal, it's Easter.
28:56
So we should do this Easter egg hunt.
28:59
So they did that too.
29:00
They scattered some eggs around the front yard
29:02
and one of the crew guys has a little boy,
29:08
So we had a, they were over there and had a good time.
29:12
Did your wife make you wear a special Easter outfit?
29:15
Because I remember her.
29:17
She, very rarely does she do this, but she goes,
29:20
hey, do you think maybe we could dress like adults today?
29:23
I don't know if what.
29:26
I'm guessing that means no all black clothes.
29:29
It was probably nothing branded.
29:32
It was nothing branded and no black dickies.
29:34
So yeah, I actually, yep, I dressed like an adult.
29:38
And to my, I'll say it's a surprise.
29:41
All the race car guys were also wearing their Sunday vest.
29:44
I thought, oh sure, yeah.
29:47
We went to, we went to Wilmington this past weekend
29:50
and it was a full on shock to my family
29:53
that I was not wearing a drag race bracket bonanza hat.
29:57
Cause I wore one to the IndyCar race
29:59
and Abby was like, well at least you're on brand.
30:02
And so they're like,
30:03
oh, you don't have a drag race bracket bonanza hat.
30:07
And then they didn't know I had,
30:10
Prudhomme gave me a snake hat, the snake logo.
30:13
So that's what I was wearing.
30:14
And then they were like,
30:16
oh, you're sure I'm wearing a bracket bonanza hat.
30:17
And then Abby's like, yeah, that's a dumb Prudhomme hat.
30:19
He's really not too far like.
30:21
It's very parallel.
30:25
I just don't have generic hats.
30:27
I mean, I have Steeler hats.
30:29
I have Mizzou hats.
30:30
I have a George Washington hat
30:31
like my cure, my kids went to school,
30:33
bracket bonanza hats.
30:36
I have a Hendricks.com hat that I got.
30:38
But who has just generic, I mean, a generic hat.
30:41
Do you have, do you have a non racing hat
30:43
in your position, Dan?
30:44
No, no, I was even gonna say,
30:46
I bet it within arm's reach.
30:49
This is a good hat.
30:52
That's a too fast, too tasty winter hat right there.
30:54
Oh yeah, see, that's a good hat.
30:56
That's a great hat.
30:57
These are the, these are the.
30:58
But again, you know, it's greasy.
31:01
I've got, let's see if I don't know if I can get the,
31:03
I mean, I have all my hats on my little wheel up there
31:07
and over the years and stuff.
31:08
And I was actually going to go through them
31:10
because I was like,
31:11
I haven't even looked at those hats in a while.
31:14
You should go through and see,
31:16
you know, cause then I've got like this hat hanging there.
31:19
That's a TJ Zizzo's first number one qualifier.
31:22
And he was nice enough to give me a
31:24
number one qualifier hat.
31:25
That is phenomenal.
31:26
I would not have given that.
31:27
I would have found.
31:29
Oh, I'll be keeping all our hats.
31:34
Again, that was kind of back in the olden times
31:36
when you got quite a few.
31:37
Oh, and there's 50 hats.
31:41
I don't want to be like Ron Capps, like,
31:44
I don't know if you saw Ron Capps on Joe's deal
31:46
where he's talking about the children.
31:47
Sometimes the NHRA sometimes goes a little cheap on it.
31:50
I don't mean to throw anybody under the bus
31:52
and we're like, God dang it, Capps, come on.
31:54
He's like, they weren't cheap this time.
31:57
I mean, that's really good.
32:00
Do you have anything like that,
32:01
like whether it's mementos from your career
32:04
or other career, like, is there like an item that you have
32:07
that you're like super special for you, Dan?
32:09
So back to like your idols,
32:13
just randomly being super sweet to you.
32:16
I have a hat that John Force signed
32:19
to my baby girl when she was a week old.
32:22
He gave me like a hat and like he had a little
32:25
like baby present package and it had my hat.
32:28
And it said, actually, I almost confused
32:32
of a picture I have he signed for me in the hat,
32:35
but it says something about congratulations, baby girl,
32:37
you got a good dad.
32:38
And then I have a picture from like third round
32:41
I ever made in a fourth round I ever made
32:43
in a fuel car was against John Force.
32:45
And he signed it just like your dad.
32:51
I know you have had to tell the story
32:52
number times, was that the night under fire race?
32:56
Jason, have you heard the story?
32:58
Uh-uh, I want to hear it now.
33:01
Do you mind telling the story again?
33:02
Cause it's all time.
33:04
I love telling these stories.
33:05
So like Dan said, this was like his,
33:07
well, tell the story like it's not under fire.
33:10
All right, we'll start from the beginning.
33:11
How much time we got?
33:12
We got all the time that we got.
33:15
So it's a hot summer's day in Chicago
33:18
and we need to make license runs to get my license.
33:22
You're supposed to make three.
33:25
The first one I make, I go 498,
33:27
298 mile an hour, quarter mile.
33:29
Second round I make, we go five flat,
33:33
And I had just in my alcohol car with 565 and 250
33:37
So they said, you know what?
33:38
Seen all we needed to see.
33:39
Here's your funny car license.
33:41
I was like, ooh, heck yeah.
33:45
Vader calls Tim in a panic.
33:47
Somebody dropped out of the night of fire.
33:49
I need another car for the night of fire.
33:52
Tim's like, well, my kid's got his license.
33:55
Can you just come do a burnout?
33:57
I just need an eighth car.
33:58
You don't gotta do nothing crazy.
33:59
Tim's like, no, we'll drag it over there.
34:00
We'll make some more runs.
34:02
So we go to this thing.
34:05
The first round I make, I go 488, like 318.
34:08
I'm like second low of the night under fire,
34:11
which is frankly kind of a career highlight by itself
34:15
because that's something motor sports park race
34:17
is like a big deal.
34:19
There's a lot of, it's sold out every year.
34:23
You know, the dollar ice cream back there.
34:24
It was a whole, it was a whole ordeal and it was awesome.
34:28
So we kind of accidentally stole a show.
34:30
Well, the fastest car was Ashley Force.
34:33
So Force comes up, be bopping up to me.
34:36
He's like, hey man, how many runs you made at night?
34:42
That's a third run I've ever made in my entire life
34:44
right there that you just saw.
34:47
And I go be bopping off and I go work on my car.
34:50
And Force did not think that was cool.
34:52
So Force was like, Mr. Bader,
34:56
which so if there's one person in America
34:59
that can change Bill Bader's show,
35:03
it's John Force apparently.
35:04
So John Force is like, hey man,
35:07
I don't want my kid running, Tim's kid.
35:10
He seems like he's a good dude
35:12
but he never run at night before.
35:15
You think I could sub in?
35:18
So Bader, being the entertainment genius he is,
35:21
did a great job spinning it.
35:23
So because he said, you know,
35:24
the old man wants a piece of the kid.
35:26
The kid made the second best run
35:28
and he wants to take him down.
35:31
The old man said, no, I want to do it.
35:34
So he spun it, it was like a whole big thing.
35:36
And then I read it.
35:38
But it actually made a cool picture
35:39
because since I read it, I was ahead of him
35:42
You can't see the tree in the picture.
35:44
All you can see is me.
35:47
Perception is reality, everyone.
35:50
That's a great story.
35:51
Oh dude, it was all time.
35:55
Speaking of all trinkets and trash and stuff like that,
35:57
you think John Force could become like the,
36:03
What's the guy from Kiss?
36:05
Gene Simmons of the Drag Race and World.
36:08
It just started putting out John Force stuff
36:10
and just selling stuff at the track.
36:13
Like a John Force casket?
36:16
Yeah, all of it, whatever.
36:19
Yeah, there's no doubt.
36:20
The volume, per year of Force of 2027,
36:22
it'll be all Force all the time.
36:28
So Dan, good luck this weekend.
36:31
Thank you so much for the stories.
36:33
Cannot wait to see you in a couple of days.
36:35
I'll work on getting Tim all his appearances.
36:38
Yep, you're going to make sure he hits them all.
36:40
I'm going to make, yeah, because.
36:41
He's going to need someone when, you know,
36:44
kind of like, I nag him, right?
36:47
So now, when I say it, it doesn't, it goes,
36:50
any one of you are out the other.
36:51
I'll just tell him if he doesn't, if he doesn't,
36:54
every event he doesn't show up to this part of the 1,000
36:56
credit card, I'm going to add a $200 to my invoice
37:01
And he will, that will speed him right up.
37:06
First of all, he'll be like, why is this guy
37:07
continuing to send me invoices?
37:08
I don't work with him.
37:09
And I keep trying to just slide him through.
37:14
My last great story is when I worked for Tim, you know,
37:17
he's a man on a budget.
37:19
And he was like, OK, I need you to work with me.
37:22
He goes, but I can't, this is, you know, I go, that's fine.
37:25
I go, I'll do for your rate.
37:27
I go, but if you win, I want to kick her.
37:31
And that was the year that he won four times.
37:33
He hadn't won in like the previous five years.
37:36
And then that year, he went on a heater and won like four times.
37:40
He won due to us nationals.
37:42
And it was so funny because he would send me a send the invoice
37:46
and I'd put on there, you know, win bonus X amount of dollars.
37:49
And then he would send me like the check and it would come
37:52
like check at the top and like the form at the bottom
37:55
like where you tear it off.
37:56
And he would always write like a very funny message on there.
38:02
Like, I was screwing him.
38:08
Yeah, I'm getting like a sliver of pie.
38:12
He's still getting the whole big pie, but he was it was it made my day
38:17
every time I get an open up.
38:18
But I was like, what is the message going to be this time?
38:22
Yeah. Well, I guess my dog doesn't get to eat dinner tonight.
38:24
Because it was literally like that.
38:26
I was like, you know, I guess, you know, Christmas presents for the grandkids
38:30
this year, because you're just screwing me on this.
38:34
That sounds all right.
38:35
But yeah, that's the greatness of Tim Wilkerson.
38:37
Dan, thank you so much for joining us.
38:40
Like I said, good luck this weekend.
38:42
Good luck, Dan. Thank you.
38:43
We'll see you in a couple minutes.
38:44
You know, we're pulling for you here.
38:45
So let's go for sure. 100%.
38:47
I appreciate you guys.
38:48
Thank you very much.
38:51
Dan Wilkerson, that guy's the best.
38:55
He's the hell not out.
38:56
We're talking about him.
39:00
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39:03
Yes, sir. Let's do it.
39:05
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41:27
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41:29
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41:31
on all funny cars all the time.
41:33
What about hood scoops?
41:35
Hood scoops back to pro stock.
41:36
Hood scoops coming back to pro stock.
41:39
I'm a fan of that, because I think that looks cool.
41:43
When you've got mountain motor pro stock at the races,
41:45
you're like, oh, that's what they used to look like.
41:47
That's what they used to look like.
41:48
And I just don't know what that means to the teams.
41:51
I mean, obviously, myself, I'm
41:53
assuming they had to agree to it in some way, shape, form,
41:56
But these guys have been working on getting
41:59
their cars going super, super fast and quick.
42:03
That's got to be such a dramatic change for them that.
42:07
Well, I was reading that thing with the whole EFI changeover.
42:11
And now going back to the hood scoops
42:13
is going to be easier to tune these cars for the not
42:17
the elites and KV guys, right?
42:21
I guess they're going to be able to adjust the hood scoop
42:25
It's going to be kind of Wild Wild West, which I kind of like.
42:30
And they got a whole year to figure it out.
42:31
That's certainly the thing.
42:32
Yeah, this is 2027.
42:33
That's going to be some of these guys
42:36
are going to be able to have a test car to sort that stuff
42:43
Dane Cruchy is whining about the air.
42:44
Oh, look at this guy.
42:49
I love when people fire up back at guys like that.
42:53
And you know, with the way elite and KV go at it.
42:57
And they've got all the cars, the majority of the cars.
43:02
So they're going to have a bigger voice in that meeting.
43:05
And they're all going to figure it out.
43:09
They figured out the EFI.
43:10
They figured it out also.
43:12
You can tell those guys, they have
43:14
to start running with a kid seat
43:18
strapped to the roof.
43:21
They would figure out how to make those cars go.
43:26
Oh, hey, I left my purse on the hood.
43:29
That's like, remember when we used to run pro stock trucks
43:31
and even ask for trucks?
43:33
To me, if you're going to run trucks,
43:36
you have to run with at least one loose item
43:41
Holding chair, cooler, toolbox, kind of like,
43:46
fret now, but you're going to have racing trucks.
43:50
Let's put some stuff in the back of them.
43:53
Yeah, I remember when I first came out,
43:55
that we had pro stock trucks.
43:57
And then when I came back out, I said, hey,
43:58
what happened to pro stock trucks?
44:00
I mean, it was like, yeah, it was like, you know,
44:02
those things like you see, like the Chick-fil-A logo,
44:06
used to have this in it, but now it doesn't.
44:08
It was like, does nobody want to even remember
44:12
that we did pro stock trucks?
44:14
Because I think there was like a big lawsuit
44:17
because they created this class and all these guys invested
44:19
in it and then it just kind of went away.
44:21
And yeah, it was a big thing.
44:24
Larry Morgan can tell you all about it, I bet.
44:26
Yeah, I'll talk to him about it.
44:29
All right, so yeah, so hood scoops.
44:31
You've got, you know, staying at,
44:36
oh, we got to talk, winter nationals, Pomona.
44:39
You know what that means?
44:45
Quite possibly might be my favorite place to eat on tour.
44:50
We found a while ago, Joe, and I found this Cuban place
44:53
right next to the Pomona Miney company.
44:56
That's also a tremendous place to eat.
44:59
But we couldn't get in there, so we went over to this Cuban
45:02
place and it looks like Tony Montanen's inside.
45:05
It's straight up, straight out of Scarface.
45:06
Yeah, it's so great.
45:08
And there's always some quincean
45:09
year or something going on in there over there.
45:16
But shout out, return to Jocosello this weekend.
45:20
Yes, Jocosello will be back.
45:22
Very, very excited about that.
45:24
And so we, I don't get in town until Friday,
45:27
so maybe, obviously cocoa pumps has to be Friday
45:30
or Saturday night, because I leave,
45:32
I'm coming out on a red eye on Sunday.
45:34
Oh, I'm doing a red eye, too.
45:35
A quick trip for me.
45:36
Yeah, I'm doing a red eye on it.
45:37
I love the West Coast races where you can kind of get
45:39
in early on, Friday morning, and then get out on Sunday night.
45:45
Yeah, maybe we're on the same flight,
45:47
because I think I connect through Dallas.
45:50
Oh, no, I'm connecting through Charlotte.
45:51
Never mind, on the way back.
45:54
Oh, you're going through, like, LA to Charlotte?
45:59
That's why I could sleep in, because I don't want to just
46:01
wake up after a three-hour flight to Dallas.
46:05
I connect to Dallas on the way out,
46:07
but when I get there up there, what else we got?
46:12
Yeah, there's so many good places to eat out there.
46:15
Joe took me to roast beef place or pastrami place.
46:18
Oh, yeah, the pit or the, what's, yeah.
46:24
Yeah, I could go maybe there again.
46:25
Really, cocoa pumps is the way.
46:27
Also, hopefully, a Bravo Burger is back open
46:32
since it was under construction on White Avenue.
46:34
If you get a chance, when you're coming up White Avenue
46:38
towards Pomona before you get to the Tin,
46:41
Bravo Burger on the left-hand side.
46:44
On Sunday, on the mornings of the races,
46:47
it's a who's who of drivers in there.
46:51
Okay, it's a race good time.
46:54
Dallas got a burrito the size of his head one time.
46:57
Oof, that's what I'm talking about.
46:59
So, yeah, we got In-N-Out Burger as well,
47:02
so that's In-N-Out Burger, Del Taco.
47:05
Shout out to race guitar guy for Del Taco.
47:09
Del Taco, where I inadvertently ordered
47:12
my first impossible meat item.
47:16
I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing
47:17
and I got it and it was terrible.
47:20
Yeah, I've had one before just because I'm like,
47:23
all right, let me try it.
47:24
It's not, it's not the worst,
47:25
I didn't think it was the worst thing,
47:27
but it wasn't the best thing.
47:30
I was like, I'm not eating that again.
47:32
Speaking of eating, so I asked you,
47:33
what would your master's meal be?
47:35
Oh, yes, so what do you think?
47:41
For sure, for the appetizer,
47:47
fried calamari and chips and queso.
47:51
All right, I like that.
47:53
And then wedge salad.
47:55
Wedge salad, definitely.
47:56
As you know, because I'm a wedge salad connoisseur.
48:00
And then for my entree,
48:03
because I think they give them entree choices.
48:06
I would for sure do, as you know,
48:22
oh, I would, this is,
48:25
this would make the master chefs a little crazy,
48:28
but I would make the, like a chicken
48:30
that is like the pork chop deal
48:34
to have at Bonefish Grill.
48:37
Like a chicken with like a cheese and onion kind of.
48:41
Little fontina on top of that.
48:44
And then for dessert, it would 1,000% be
48:54
like a really kick-ass bread pudding.
48:56
Ooh, good call of the bread pudding.
48:58
With like a Jack Daniel sauce and cinnamon ice cream.
49:03
There's a local joint here that has cinnamon ice cream
49:12
So that's what it would be.
49:16
See, I like the appetizer.
49:19
This is what I'm gonna do.
49:25
Oh yeah, the shrimp cocktail with the crazy St. Elmo's.
49:28
We're going there just to bother people.
49:30
Then definitely a wedge salad
49:32
or maybe a nice Caesar salad.
49:35
You could go that route,
49:36
but it'll be interesting.
49:37
You get that garbage salad from Pierrot's.
49:41
That's what we're doing.
49:42
Garbage salad from Pierrot's.
49:43
Okay, that's perfect.
49:45
That's that salad's so good.
49:48
and then let's stick with Pierrot's.
49:51
I'm gonna do that Ville Parmesan.
49:55
That Ville Parmesan.
49:58
if you don't want the Ville,
50:00
we'll go with a nice like grouper,
50:02
like a blackened grouper.
50:04
we'll give you that.
50:08
Because I love them so much,
50:10
I'm gonna do banana splits.
50:12
Everybody gets a banana split for dessert.
50:17
I may need to revisit the banana split.
50:20
There was a time I didn't like
50:21
multiple flavored ice creams.
50:25
So you got to like the multiple flavored ice cream.
50:29
Everybody thinks loving when we talk about food.
50:31
Bread pudding, Montreal equals pudding a whole hall
50:35
with real strength.
50:40
Cause that's another item that I like to just,
50:42
if it's on your menu,
50:43
go garbage salad, Monica.
50:45
Oh my gosh, Monica.
50:46
Stop what you're doing right now.
50:48
Buy a plane, take it to Las Vegas.
50:51
Pierrot's is right by the convention center.
50:54
it's like a Caesar salad.
50:57
With artichoke hearts and shrimp.
51:00
And whatever sauce they've got.
51:02
You know, unicorn dust,
51:03
I don't know what they put in there,
51:08
And that veal parmesan there,
51:10
it's the size of a.
51:12
It's the size of a home plate.
51:14
It's the size of a regulation major league
51:16
baseball home plate.
51:17
It is so good though.
51:18
And if you don't order it,
51:21
the servers they're like,
51:21
what's your problem?
51:22
What are you doing?
51:23
Yeah. Why are you even here?
51:25
Well, I hear you have other great things to eat.
51:27
This is what you get.
51:28
It comes, obviously it's plated,
51:31
but the plate they bring it.
51:34
I'm not kidding you is the platter
51:37
that comes with your 12 piece place setting.
51:40
It's not a normal 10 to 12 inch plate.
51:43
It's the like the 18 inch in length platter.
51:47
Yeah. And the last time we went,
51:49
Elon and I shockingly couldn't finish all of it
51:53
because we all three got it.
51:55
And Joe was there with us
51:56
and Joe took it on the plane with him.
51:58
He took our leftovers on the plane
51:59
and ate it for the rest of them.
52:01
Because we hit for the cycle
52:03
because we started with the stone crab claws.
52:07
And then the garbage salad
52:08
and then all the bread.
52:11
And it was just like by the time that we got to it.
52:15
Oh, because I also think we want,
52:16
we stopped eating the entree
52:17
because we wanted to get some dessert.
52:19
Yeah. It was like now it would,
52:21
that was the bad call.
52:22
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
52:27
That's my go-to secret ingredient
52:28
for anything that's good that's happening.
52:30
I used to talk about that all the time
52:31
like it forced me to crash this car
52:34
and then it wouldn't run around.
52:35
Well, it's because we broke the,
52:40
And all the unicorn dust spilled out.
52:42
That was, that was the,
52:43
that was the go-to ingredient for me.
52:46
The boat house people are like,
52:47
oh, because we pull the cars up
52:50
it's on a turntable and it spins around.
52:52
It's like people on vacation,
52:53
they just lose their minds.
52:54
They don't pay attention.
52:55
They sat there for an hour watching the thing work
52:57
and they just like,
52:58
now they're in the car.
52:59
They're like, oh, how's this happened?
53:01
I'm like, it's pixie dust.
53:03
Yeah. You didn't see Taker Belkin over here
53:04
and Sprinkle on top?
53:08
I'm speaking of that.
53:08
I got to go to work.
53:11
I got to go drive people around.
53:12
But I'll see you in Pomona this weekend.
53:15
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53:17
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53:22
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53:23
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53:27
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But appreciate everybody listening.
53:36
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We'll be back next Wednesday recapping
53:41
what I'm assuming to be
53:42
an incredibly exciting
53:44
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53:51
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