The John Clay Wolfe Show
John Clay Wolfe
Updated about 13 hours agoThe John Clay Wolfe Show powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com. Every week we talk about cars, sports, sex, drugs and rock & roll.... just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC. Also you can listen to the full library of older shows on PodBean by searching ”The John Clay Wolfe Show+”.
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Episodes (624)
JCW ARCHIVE: The Day El Rushbo Died
We were blessed to have "Rush Limbaugh" as a regular on our show and when John paid tribute to him after his passing, the radio legend couldn't help but to call in from the afterlife. John gives him a cigar for his thoughts on what heaven is like and Rush lists off a slew of celebrities he's run in to and it's more than he could have ever dreamed of! We even hear from Paul Harvey, but he says he hasnt seen Rush around yet... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those cheapo cigars...and we'll see you Saturday
#445 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.23.24
Word to the wise on this one neighbors, this week the Wolfe Pack covers a LOT of ground on the show, so...try and keep up, and take notes if you have to! Johnny C. is downright AWASH in not-so-pleasant stories about how some of the classics he is collecting are experiencing automotive gremlins (not to mention dropping pieces here and there!), while JD Ryan has brought along a record number of great news pieces: Oprah's sudden embrace of the infamous 'Fat Shot' we've all heard so much about, ordinary people making extraordinarily dumb lifestyle choices in the Sunshine State, and more, while Gigi offers a wise bit of advice for what a lady should do when she's hooked up with someone who sports the 'wrong' political view...and speaking of, Bobbo's got some funny juxtaposition regarding Donald Trump and his (maybe?) new VP running mate choice in "Little" Marco Rubio...and Turley gets us all in Dutch over a story concerning MLB pitcher Shohei Ohtani's interpreter, who may or may not be gambling on professional sports. Which gives us a chance to heap praise on our growing number of Asian fans, and catch up with our old friends Tommy Carbone, Johnny Cash, Tiger Woods' Mom...are you keeping up so far? Good. Here's a Natty Light to keep you sharp--you're gonna need it! Cheers.
JCW ARCHIVE: Randy's Parking Lot Politics
Hey everybody! After chipmunks are getting a bad rap for attacking old people, Randy stops by to tell us what can happen when chipmunks don't save nuts. Randy recounts a fight he saw at the local gas station that gets a bit crazy. Turns out you've got to chalk it up to election season. Randy even tells us about the leaders of the chipmunk nation, turns out they have some similarities to us humans! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those fuzzy hats...and we'll see you Saturday
#444 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.16.24
Here in the Wolfe Pack, we're like you--ready and willing to jump into Spring! But before your can bloom anew, you've got to get your winter dues paid--and we're all work this week! John's got some of the best (and most troublesome) car stories we've heard in a while--and all of this week's drama centers around a newly acquired '79 Candy Apple Red Pontiac Firebird, just as pretty as a picture and suddenly seizing up...dammit! While JD covers all the news you can use, Bobbo and Gigi are awash in funny stuff you're gonna love, Turley has the stats and specs on the upcoming Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight, and PreKay keeps us streetwise. And, catch up with our old friend Adam Carolla--and we've got some BIG news about an upcoming JCW Show live music event with one of our all time favorite bands...can you say Foghat? Yes indeed, it's a perfect week to share a Saturday slow ride with the Wolfe Pack!
JCW ARCHIVE: Cluck's Out The Pen!
From the hen house to the pen to the John Clay Wolfe show! We've got the origin story of our own Cluck Norris, the rough and tumble rooster that was terrorizing the streets of Fort Worth. We decided to give him another chance so he could roll with our transporters and keep them safe and he's not shy to tell us how he's had to defend himself before! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those thick Doberman Pinschers...and we'll see you Saturday
#443 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.09.24
Woohoo! Neighbors, you picked a PERFECT time to tune in, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has decided we're Spring Break bound and more than willing to start this party early! Our comedian friend Jerry Wayne Longmire stops by to hang for bit, share a boatload of laughs, and perform a little Car Astrology on some soundly screwy car and truck pics, while Johnny C. draws a perfectly followable (and not surprisingly astute) pattern of depreciation in Elon Musk's new Tesla Cyber trucks as they find their way into the wholesale market, JD and Gigi have some wise (and hilarious!) answers to listener emails, DJ PreKay finds that Jerry Wayne is more "street ready" than any of us thought in this week's Brosetta Stone, while Bobbo reflects on some not-so-secular weirdness he's been experiencing, our old friends Randy the Chipmunk, our new friend Poindexter the Florida Turtle, and the Devil himself pay a visit, and Colonel Turley keeps it all flowing right down the middle of the stream! Which leads to...well, you know: a damned good time! So grab a spot and a cold Natty Light, and sit a spell. Let's ride!
JCW ARCHIVE: Hannah's Big Lick
It's always a bag of fun having Hannah the stripper in the studio! John and the crew interrogate Hannah on her bedtime, how much she makes in a night and what her future looks like, but the tables are turned when Hannah starts prodding J.D. to see which team he plays for. Things go a bit left when she shows her brand new boobs to the crew and they cant help but wonder what famous client could've paid for those! Will Hannah the stripper kiss and tell? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those nursing school students...and we'll see you Saturday
#442 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.02.24
You know we hate to quote movies at ya, but...in the words of the Wolfe Pack's patron badass, Jack Nicholson, "All work and no play is a major damned bummer." Or, something like that...and we don't know about you, but we expect that you know what it's like to be so damned busy on a work schedule that you kinda forget to stop and have a good time occasionally, right? And THAT is how we spend Saturdays around here. Coming off DJ PreKay's big video shoot, and Give Me the Vin's sale of the very first Tesla Cyber Truck in the country, and around sixty hours on the clock for JD, Turley, Bobbo and Gigi, we are READY for a good time! Join us as we run the gamut, from Gigi's dominance in Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, and JD waxing absolutely ultra-positive about a new Mail from Jail from his old friend Joe exotic, and Bobbo trying to figure out why John wants us all naked in his hot tub...It's quite a show. Not to mention, our own inimitable mix of music, sports, politics and world news, and our old friends Eddie Vedder, Johnny Cash, Hanna the exotic dancer and more, how could you not have a damned good time?! At least, until it's time to clock back in, right? So spend your leisure time wisely. Hang with the Wolfe Pack! You'll be happy you did.
#441 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.24.24
Oh boy! Just like a burned-out Fire Chicken Pontiac, the Wolfe Pack is SO much better after a tune up! While Johnny C. has been out travelling, the crew has tuned our focus and firepower on putting on one hell of a great show this week...The Man Himself (that's our John Clay Wolfe!) has a LOT to say about current trends in the car biz, NIL money flooding college sports programs, and what it takes to keep this badass ship afloat, while JD makes a special announcement that takes our breath away--he's decided to get married again, and our congratulations come with much love and a kind of loss over why he doesn't want to throw the Wedding of the Century?! You'll notice, too, that our Gigi takes a bit of "tough love" to get her started in the right direction before she steals the show (and this week's Wolfe Pack Jeopardy game!)...while Bobbo, Turley and Prekay offer so much balls-on-the-wall, realtime FUNNY stuff, you'll laugh so hard it'll get tough to breathe! Um, maybe you should have a tune up too? No worries, neighbor: come on in, have a Natty Light, and let's pull out the hardware, yeah? Always a better time with you than it's ever been without you! Cheers. We're all "fixer uppers" when it comes right down to it!
JCW ARCHIVE: SOB Origins
Yeah Buddy! John's feeling some type of way about Bobbo making "The World's Biggest Son Of A Bitch" bits about him after his wife pointed out some similarities. Bobbo swears it's just a coincidence and it seems they're definitions of a true SOB might vary. They break it down and it sounds like John might have some first hand experience with SOB's and he even confesses to some of his own SOB tendencies! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that naked guy in the media room...and we'll see you Saturday
#440 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.17.24
Just when you thought you'd run out of events to gamble your hard earned dollars on, the Wolfe Pack would like to propose a wager: we'll bet you're laughing your ass off before you get even halfway through the first hour of this week's show. Because we've got all flags flying for ways to enjoy the weekend now that football is dead and gone (or at least until we've decided whether we're in on the UFL)! Because you should know, Johnny C. is hanging with a VERY different crowd these days, riding dirt bikes in the daytime and horses at night, all fueled by whole kegs' worth of fine Miller Lite, AND has a great interview with Patrick Mahomes' QB coach extraordinaire Jeff Christensen to boot! Of course Gigi is keeping us boys on our toes regarding what a self-respecting (but still pretty kinky) modern woman needs...while JD, Bobbo and Turley (and don't forget DJ PreKay!) provide some of the funniest one-off bits we've ever attempted--and all live, without a net! So grab a Natty Light and get ready for a big Saturday, because we're in rare form this week--bet that! Ready? Let's go! Glad to have you with us.
JCW ARCHIVE: Stick Shift
Rev those engines up baby! We're taking a wild ride through the archives! We start off trying to figure out whos liable for a backseat bump and grind session gone wrong, but all John can think about is one of JD's classic freaky tales. Our resident Playboy amuses us with answers to our questions like how, what, when and for how long. Let's just say Acura's can be a tight fit! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those Hurst shifters...and we'll see you Saturday
#439 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.10.24
We'll concede right off the bat here that the Wolfe Pack doesn't claim license to any particular championship professional sporting events, so when we refer to the Big Game, you know what we're talking about! And we have got four quarters' worth of high-flying NFL talk, predictions, betting treachery, and more: this week's BackTrax contest features the songs of Taylor Swift, because...well, you know. (And our results on that score are disastrously hilarious!) Of course, we play quite a few of our own games: JD sneaks a new "animal character" into his Sunshine State News report, PreKay has major recruitment call for 'high class ass-shakers, wannabe hos, and champion twerkers' to model in his upcoming new Rap video, while Gigi's gaming for a new love interest at every turn, and our latest round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy! includes Johnny C's new Hollywood friend Dean McDermott, star of TV, film, and an all-around badass! Because we're all about Big Games--especially where the big balls roll: 'cause like you, neighbor, we're super bowlers, too. Score!
JCW ARCHIVE: Death of a Chipmunk
Oh boy, we got a story about squirrels wreaking havoc on the inside of trucks and our resident animal expert, Randy the chipmunk, drops in to let us know what's going down. Unfortunately John is in an awful mood and can't take anymore of his high pitched hijinks. We even take a poll to see if the listeners want to decide the fate of our beloved animal pal. Will John pull the trigger or will Randy live to eat nuts another day? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those soy bean wires...and we'll see you Saturday
#438 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.03.24
Tell you what the Wolfe Pack loves about Saturday morning: after another incredibly busy week, it sure is nice to get together with our friends, let loose, and laugh our asses off--and there's plenty of that going on with this week's program! Johnny C. has FINALLY moved ahead in his share of gambling dollars leading into the Big Game...and, speaking of, is Taylor Swift a Biden-loving spy in the house of American politics, or just a very successful singer with a very successful pro-football-playing boyfriend? Meanwhile, Gigi experiences a VERY worrisome situation with a missing daughter who didn't make it home last night, JD's got UFO news we've all got an opinion about, and our old friends Johnny Cash, Stephen Hawking, and more stop by to join in on the fun! And of course, John Clay has got the latest trends and inside dope on the car biz...So grab a spot and hang with the Wolfe Pack! So glad you made it to the party.
JCW ARCHIVE: Urinal Disaster
Everybody's got a funny poop story, but John got a bomb dropped on him when a picture of a biohazardous scene in the company urinal hits his phone. Imagine his surprise when he sees that somebody dropped a doozy of a duece in the stand can. The crew ponders who dunnit, the logistics of how and also what kind of preventative measures can they take to make sure this never happens again. We'll see if it works! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those drug poops...and we'll see you Saturday
John Clay Wolfe In Studio with Adam Carolla
Buckle up as John Clay Wolfe steps into @TheAdamCarollaShow studio for an unfiltered discussion about all things cars, selling and trading strategies, and a hearty dose of nostalgia from the good old radio days!
#437 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.27.24
You're gonna be glad you found the Wolf Pack on a cool Winter day neighbor--because we have picked up a big ol' pot of hot fun for ya! We've got John's old friend Richard Rawlings from the famous Gas Monkey Garage to tell us all about his collaboration with Johnny C. to take some RADICAL one-of-a-kind vehicles to Barrett-Jackson for their Scottsdale Classics sale, so we are HEAVY on cars! And you know we've got JD, Bobbo, Turley, Gigi, DJ Prekay and Brother Homeschool along to round up one Hell of a great slate of entertaining stuff: we've got a special BackTrax contest, featuring newly discovered "secret" audio from the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, Turley's 'Last Great Round' of high stakes NFL betting this side of the Superbowl, JD Ryan gets a surprise visit from his little brother BJ Ryan, Gigi keeps the crew straight with plenty of fine-and-funky wisdom...and catch up with our old friends Johnny Cash, the Devil himself--and the Wolfe Pack Singers do a special tune for our sometimes hero Elon Musk, to the tune of Eric Clapton's "Cocaine". So bring your spoon and have a bowl of what we're cooking--we're tasty, yo!
JCW ARCHIVE: When Roosters Attack
What does Colonel Sanders look like? Cluck Norris says he might be a prime choice to be a victim of a chicken on this week's archive clip! The toughest rooster around breaks down what could make you a target, and its easier than you think! John also asks for advice on sponsoring cockfights, which make Cluck a little jealous. Doesn't John know he's a CHAMPION?? I'll let Cluck tell it! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for Hai Karate...and we'll see you Saturday
#436 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.20.24
Hey, partner--did you ever see Stagecoach? Well, this week's episode is quite a bit like that: A stagecoach driver, a doctor, a drunk, a cowboy, and a schoolmarm are riding through Breakneck Pass with everything they own, on their way to sure redemption and glory...and wouldn't you know, they have such a good time that they forget that the schoolmarm is really the hero of the picture! Ride with the Wolfe Pack as the driver and the cowboy wrangle some REALLY tough betting prospects on this week's NFL Divisional playoffs, while the schoolmarm shares tales of life in Florida and a fine bit of guidance on how the cowboy might find happiness--if he'd just stop cursing up a storm! Meanwhile, the doctor and the drunk are coming from the same point of view, but on opposite sides of their own political proclivities...and we still have time for our own inimitable mix of music, sports, politics and world news...and all thanks to DJ PreKay adding that one essential new Hip Hop term to our collective vocabularies! So bundle up, sit tight, and 'po a fo' with the Wolfe Pack! We're lucky to have you along for the trip!
JCW ARCHIVE: Breathalyzer Business
Behind every billion dollar company is a drunk friend right? John's newly charged buddy has a couple of boozy business ideas that he wants to throw around, and he has first hand experience! From breathalyzers to liquor companies, this man sure has his mind fixed [and that's without the pills!] Of course the ONLY problem is he has a wife that likes to yap HIM in to trouble. Who's gonna drive him to Shark Tank? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that turn in to Taco Casa...and we'll see you Saturday
#435 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.13.24
You're going to have to try and keep up, friends--because after a week that's been super busy, surprisingly enjoyable, and amazingly successful, the Wolfe Pack is spinning this week's program like a proper damned playground! All of our hallmarks are here: Johnny C. is covering the ever changing trends in a car market that makes other "car guys" shiver with dread, while he and Colonel Turley are betting all they've got on some VERY tricky football matchups (#NFLPlayoffs are the BOMB!), Gigi has some Jeopardy revenge play she's ready to roll out, JD Ryan has a You Just Lost a Listener letter or two that you can't miss, and Bobbo thinks it might be a good time to hit the border and find a new Venezuelan bride--easy, right?! And of course, we've got our own inimitable take on the latest news, pop culture gossip, music, and politics--along with visits from our old friends Stephen Hawking, DJ PreKay, the Devil himself, and many more! So grab a spot on the jungle gym, neighbor! We've got a fresh Natty Lite right here for ya. Cheers!
JCW ARCHIVE: Contractor Blues
Can they fix it? They'll say they can! Before John's W6 Ranch was finished, he was having a tough time vetting contractors. When John wanted his party pavilion built up, he went straight to the streets to find the best out, but all he found was more demands for less work. From translating middle men to hanging plates, the whole build was shaping up to be nothing but a disaster. You know what they say, it's hard to find good help!! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those guys on the side of the road...and we'll see you Saturday
#434 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.06.24
WhooWEE! This week the Wolfe Pack takes to the indoors for some slightly cooler weather--but we're still putting it all out there, know what we're saying? Join us for a SUPER loaded roster of the best morning radio out there! We've got John's new recruit Gary Bennett (from the award-winning, industry leading Barrett Jackson auction dynasty), to give some wisdom on navigating the 'Classics' car market... betting gets heavy, with a slough of pro AND college games on the slab for the weekend (and Johnny C. still gaining on his season-long gamblin' feud with the notorious Colonel Michael Turley), while JD's got some WILD news stories from around the country, PreKay teaches us a little Hip Hop culture, and Bobbo shows off his encyclopedic knowledge of the most talented porn actresses currently working in the adult video field! And of course, our inimitable take on the best stories in music, politics and world news, and more! So make sure to layer up on the comfy warm outerwear, and brave the cold with the Wolfe Pack!
JCW ARCHIVE: 11 Beer Haul
Happy New Year! Let's make a toast to the archives, just don't drive! When they first started cracking down on DUI's in the 70's, proud Americans were just trying to protect their God given freedoms, but John has seen just how scary a late night 25,000 lb haul with a seasoned drinker can be. How many beers will it take before young John starts to think uhhhh, this isnt a good idea? Let's find out! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those spinal fusions...and we'll see you Saturday