The John Clay Wolfe Show
John Clay Wolfe
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#438 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.03.24
Tell you what the Wolfe Pack loves about Saturday morning: after another incredibly busy week, it sure is nice to get together with our friends, let loose, and laugh our asses off--and there's plenty of that going on with this week's program! Johnny C. has FINALLY moved ahead in his share of gambling dollars leading into the Big Game...and, speaking of, is Taylor Swift a Biden-loving spy in the house of American politics, or just a very successful singer with a very successful pro-football-playing boyfriend? Meanwhile, Gigi experiences a VERY worrisome situation with a missing daughter who didn't make it home last night, JD's got UFO news we've all got an opinion about, and our old friends Johnny Cash, Stephen Hawking, and more stop by to join in on the fun! And of course, John Clay has got the latest trends and inside dope on the car biz...So grab a spot and hang with the Wolfe Pack! So glad you made it to the party.
JCW ARCHIVE: Urinal Disaster
Everybody's got a funny poop story, but John got a bomb dropped on him when a picture of a biohazardous scene in the company urinal hits his phone. Imagine his surprise when he sees that somebody dropped a doozy of a duece in the stand can. The crew ponders who dunnit, the logistics of how and also what kind of preventative measures can they take to make sure this never happens again. We'll see if it works! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those drug poops...and we'll see you Saturday
John Clay Wolfe In Studio with Adam Carolla
Buckle up as John Clay Wolfe steps into @TheAdamCarollaShow studio for an unfiltered discussion about all things cars, selling and trading strategies, and a hearty dose of nostalgia from the good old radio days!
#437 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.27.24
You're gonna be glad you found the Wolf Pack on a cool Winter day neighbor--because we have picked up a big ol' pot of hot fun for ya! We've got John's old friend Richard Rawlings from the famous Gas Monkey Garage to tell us all about his collaboration with Johnny C. to take some RADICAL one-of-a-kind vehicles to Barrett-Jackson for their Scottsdale Classics sale, so we are HEAVY on cars! And you know we've got JD, Bobbo, Turley, Gigi, DJ Prekay and Brother Homeschool along to round up one Hell of a great slate of entertaining stuff: we've got a special BackTrax contest, featuring newly discovered "secret" audio from the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, Turley's 'Last Great Round' of high stakes NFL betting this side of the Superbowl, JD Ryan gets a surprise visit from his little brother BJ Ryan, Gigi keeps the crew straight with plenty of fine-and-funky wisdom...and catch up with our old friends Johnny Cash, the Devil himself--and the Wolfe Pack Singers do a special tune for our sometimes hero Elon Musk, to the tune of Eric Clapton's "Cocaine". So bring your spoon and have a bowl of what we're cooking--we're tasty, yo!
JCW ARCHIVE: When Roosters Attack
What does Colonel Sanders look like? Cluck Norris says he might be a prime choice to be a victim of a chicken on this week's archive clip! The toughest rooster around breaks down what could make you a target, and its easier than you think! John also asks for advice on sponsoring cockfights, which make Cluck a little jealous. Doesn't John know he's a CHAMPION?? I'll let Cluck tell it! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for Hai Karate...and we'll see you Saturday
#436 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.20.24
Hey, partner--did you ever see Stagecoach? Well, this week's episode is quite a bit like that: A stagecoach driver, a doctor, a drunk, a cowboy, and a schoolmarm are riding through Breakneck Pass with everything they own, on their way to sure redemption and glory...and wouldn't you know, they have such a good time that they forget that the schoolmarm is really the hero of the picture! Ride with the Wolfe Pack as the driver and the cowboy wrangle some REALLY tough betting prospects on this week's NFL Divisional playoffs, while the schoolmarm shares tales of life in Florida and a fine bit of guidance on how the cowboy might find happiness--if he'd just stop cursing up a storm! Meanwhile, the doctor and the drunk are coming from the same point of view, but on opposite sides of their own political proclivities...and we still have time for our own inimitable mix of music, sports, politics and world news...and all thanks to DJ PreKay adding that one essential new Hip Hop term to our collective vocabularies! So bundle up, sit tight, and 'po a fo' with the Wolfe Pack! We're lucky to have you along for the trip!
JCW ARCHIVE: Breathalyzer Business
Behind every billion dollar company is a drunk friend right? John's newly charged buddy has a couple of boozy business ideas that he wants to throw around, and he has first hand experience! From breathalyzers to liquor companies, this man sure has his mind fixed [and that's without the pills!] Of course the ONLY problem is he has a wife that likes to yap HIM in to trouble. Who's gonna drive him to Shark Tank? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that turn in to Taco Casa...and we'll see you Saturday
#435 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.13.24
You're going to have to try and keep up, friends--because after a week that's been super busy, surprisingly enjoyable, and amazingly successful, the Wolfe Pack is spinning this week's program like a proper damned playground! All of our hallmarks are here: Johnny C. is covering the ever changing trends in a car market that makes other "car guys" shiver with dread, while he and Colonel Turley are betting all they've got on some VERY tricky football matchups (#NFLPlayoffs are the BOMB!), Gigi has some Jeopardy revenge play she's ready to roll out, JD Ryan has a You Just Lost a Listener letter or two that you can't miss, and Bobbo thinks it might be a good time to hit the border and find a new Venezuelan bride--easy, right?! And of course, we've got our own inimitable take on the latest news, pop culture gossip, music, and politics--along with visits from our old friends Stephen Hawking, DJ PreKay, the Devil himself, and many more! So grab a spot on the jungle gym, neighbor! We've got a fresh Natty Lite right here for ya. Cheers!
JCW ARCHIVE: Contractor Blues
Can they fix it? They'll say they can! Before John's W6 Ranch was finished, he was having a tough time vetting contractors. When John wanted his party pavilion built up, he went straight to the streets to find the best out, but all he found was more demands for less work. From translating middle men to hanging plates, the whole build was shaping up to be nothing but a disaster. You know what they say, it's hard to find good help!! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those guys on the side of the road...and we'll see you Saturday
#434 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.06.24
WhooWEE! This week the Wolfe Pack takes to the indoors for some slightly cooler weather--but we're still putting it all out there, know what we're saying? Join us for a SUPER loaded roster of the best morning radio out there! We've got John's new recruit Gary Bennett (from the award-winning, industry leading Barrett Jackson auction dynasty), to give some wisdom on navigating the 'Classics' car market... betting gets heavy, with a slough of pro AND college games on the slab for the weekend (and Johnny C. still gaining on his season-long gamblin' feud with the notorious Colonel Michael Turley), while JD's got some WILD news stories from around the country, PreKay teaches us a little Hip Hop culture, and Bobbo shows off his encyclopedic knowledge of the most talented porn actresses currently working in the adult video field! And of course, our inimitable take on the best stories in music, politics and world news, and more! So make sure to layer up on the comfy warm outerwear, and brave the cold with the Wolfe Pack!
JCW ARCHIVE: 11 Beer Haul
Happy New Year! Let's make a toast to the archives, just don't drive! When they first started cracking down on DUI's in the 70's, proud Americans were just trying to protect their God given freedoms, but John has seen just how scary a late night 25,000 lb haul with a seasoned drinker can be. How many beers will it take before young John starts to think uhhhh, this isnt a good idea? Let's find out! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those spinal fusions...and we'll see you Saturday
#433 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.23.23
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Wolfepack! We've got a special gift under the tree for you, and guess what it is? It's your favorite podcast back with a fresh Christmas Eve episode! Twas the Saturday before Christmas and all through the ranch, John was calling for our listeners to air out their grievances for Festivus! From long winded and sexually frustrated conspiracy theorists to former federal agents with a tip on stolen car scams, we've got a bit of it all. Gigi tells us about her family's experience ice skating [Black people on ice coming to a rink near you!] John's dropping cold hard cash on bad ass cars but he needs Uncle Roy and Bagman Tom to carry the cash [and the gun] to make sure it all goes smooth. We're missing Bobbo, but we find a clip of him trying out for a different station and we play DJ Pre-K's Christmas classic "Gangsta Ass Christmas" to bring up the spirits after John's middle school bully calls in to apologize for beating him up after slapping his sister's boobies [Turns out she deserved it!] Pour up that egg nog and light the yule log because we've got all that and more on the John Clay Wolfe show!
JCW ARCHIVE: Randy’s Holiday Nut Heist
Woo-hooo! It's Christmas time and our own chipmunk correspondent, Randy, has dug this festive archive clip up for us! Randy's been stashing nuts all year but he's got to keep an eye out for those sketchy squirrels. Him and his chipmunk gang are hatching a plan to hit the local Wal Mart for the biggest nut heist the animal kingdom has seen! Will Randy and his team make away with the nut sack of their dreams? They deserve it after a confusing encounter with a Turkey last month... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those slippery eggs...and we'll see you Saturday
#432 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.16.23
Simmer down now, neighbor--we're all raring to hop into Christmas time as much as you are! And we're feeling so good about 2023 we're ready to share a heapin' helping of Wolfe Pack joy! BUT...it's going to take an informed mind and a damned good attitude to get to the finish line--so stick with us for a spell. We've got a bit to say about how to correctly pick, predict and bet smart with a bona fide sports book consultant for a double-dose of the NFL this weekend; Gigi's got all you need to know about how she has become a trusted and capable mental health guru, Turley has brought along some tasty bits of "organic" comedy he came across during Friday Night Time with Bobbo and PreKay (speaking of which, our DJ has a fun new round of Brosetta Stone for us), and JD Ryan covers a whole world of weird news, politics and current events! Stay locked in for a special bonus segment from today's final hour, and don't forget to grab a corny dog while you're here! Only ten days until the jolly ol' Fat Man comes to town--make sure you're ready with help from the Wolfe Pack! It's a holly jolly good time, for sure!
JCW ARCHIVE: Baby, There’s Hoes Outside
Ho Ho Ho! Happy Holidays! We're all familiar with the classic and somewhat controversial "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Well our crew has their own spin on that all too familiar Christmas tale! Short but sweet, I'm sure you'll be caroling these lyrics in your neighborhood this year! Taken from one of our classic Saturday morning intros, here it is in it's glorious entirety. Make sure to stay warm this Holiday season! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for the clap...and we'll see you Saturday
#431 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.09.23
Hey--you feelin' okay? Here at the Wolfe Ranch, we've got a LOT of the wintertime "bug" going around...but being the troopers we are, our best shot at relief is coming on in for what's probably one of our best shows of the year! While John's just a wee bit under the weather, Turley has got a wealth of football matchups and predictions to bet on, Bobbo's getting uptight about the GOP, JD has his eye on this week's top news items, and who knew that DJ Homeschool was such a great rock singer?! Of course, we have got a LOT of insightful talk about what's going on in the the car biz these days, and a whole menu of our own inimitable takes on sports, music, politics and world news, along with a host of our favorite radio friends from way back: catch up with Keith Richards, Tony Romo's dad, and more! Just, y'know, keep a safe distance partner--it's cold and flu season! But no worries, we've got Z packs to share. Thanks for hanging with the Wolfe Pack!
JCW ARCHIVE: Camel Toe Polo
When there's no beer at the World Cup you have to get creative and that's exactly what John Clay Wolfe did in today's archive clip! You can hear the lightbulb go on above John's head as he invents the newest sport: Camel Toe Polo. Round up the butterfaces and call Mo because were about to play ball! The fans even have a way to make it better! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those extra toes...and we'll see you Saturday
JCW ARCHIVE: What Is A Coon-Ass?
Let's take a little trip to Louisiana! Last year we all towed our show to the great cities of New Orleans and Baton Rouge to enjoy a little bayou flavor, and our field investigator DJ Pre-K got his journal out and got to the bottom of what everybody wants to know. What exactly is a Coon-Ass? What better way to find out than go straight to the source! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those dead animals under your deck...and we'll see you Saturday
#430 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.02.23
Well howdy neighbor! Before you get those bells jinglin', spend an action-packed good time with the Wolfe Pack--we've got a LOT going on: Johnny C. is hosting his annual 'Buyer Homecoming' weekend, with a ranch full of "car guys" motorcycling, firemaking, and shooting as many awesome weapons as we could gather in one place...PLUS, our special surprise for John? Our own Gigi Drummond made it all the way from California to join in the fun, Uncle Roy spent some quality time (and a damned good story or two) with us, Turley is on a bit of a slide with his sports book, with a few less dollars amassed after last week's round of betting with John, Bobbo's pulling some chemically challenged guitar time around the house, and JD (thank goodness!) manages somehow to keep the whole gang in line. And, we've got another great round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, lots of insightful Car Talk, our own "take" on whatever in the hell is wrong with Elon Musk, and a full basket of our inimitable style of conversation about music, media, news and politics...and it's all right here. So grab a spot and hang with the Wolfe Pack! We saved an ice cold Natty Light, just for you. Cheers!
#429 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.25.23
Pardon me neighbor, but have you got any leftover turkey for a poor ol' bunch of 'Car Guys' who could use a break?! Just kidding--we've had about all of THAT we can handle, for now...But ain't it great to be out of the business of Thanksgiving and officially into the Christmas season? And boy oh boy, do we have a lot going on for a holiday week! Johnny C. just LOVES to buy cars, and he's bidding them as if he were knee deep into a newly developed gambling addiction--and if you ask Mike Turley, he most assuredly has--plenty of big sports tips, predictions, lines and recommendations for those who'd like to lose a buck or three in a weekend PACKED with great matchups! We've also got a ton of the best talk that runs the gamut of our favorite topics: politics, news and world culture, and surprise post-Turkey Day visits from our old friends Randy the Chipmunk, Keith Richards, Libby the Liberal, and more! So grab a spot and enjoy a room-temperature Natty Light with the Wolfe Pack! (Sorry, but the fridge is still full of--well, you know.) Happy Thanksgiving!
JCW ARCHIVE: Don’t Pick Up That Dog
Let's take a trip down memory lane to Thanksgivings past! John Clay Wolfe's foreign in-laws are in town and they're ready to have a ball! They've got everything packed and ready and they've even got a dog sitter, but the trip gets canned and John's left with a dilemma. Do they pick up the dog (that just so happens to love to leave behind a nice yelllow stain one all of John's clothes) or do they let IT Rob handle it for the rest of the week? What would you do? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those excitable pups...and we'll see you Saturday
#428 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.18.23
Here in the Wolfe Pack, we're always downright overjoyed to make it back to Saturday to spend time with all our friends cracking jokes and talking about what's on our minds...but we're not beyond a little foreshadowing: This weekend is our last stop before the REAL Holiday Season begins, and...well, we've got a LOT to get off our minds! Elon Musk is getting weird AGAIN (and wrecking the whole Twitter brand for no good damned reason at all), our own Car Guru Johnny C. has every reason to believe that EVs are a half century away from true fruition, despite impending regulations and legislation, and by God, it's getting hard to bet on football by any discernibly profitable margin...but it's our last gasp before that poor old turkey is roasted to perfection. So sit back and enjoy our own brand of perfectly prepared, gab, gaff, and good old Saturday fun, before Thanksgiving is upon us. And cheers, neighbor! We've made it this far, we might as well be all in! This Natty Light is for you. Thanks so much for hanging with us.
JCW ARCHIVE: Randy’s Nutty Trip
Digging around Randy's nut stash and we found a real gem! In this week's throwback clip we've got the beloved chipmunk Randy and his friend Rusty stoned out of their minds after finding a chronic stash. Lo and behold a Planters truck arrives right on time and whisks Randy away to Northwest Texas! Let's just hope the coyotes in Lubbock arent that smart... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those ACME products...and we'll see you Saturday
GMTV Garage Podcast: John Clay Wolfe Joins The VINDOW Podcast with Bob Hollenshead
Here's one just for you Car Biz geeks! John Clay joins his mentor Bob Hollenshead for an up-to-date talk about the state of the wholesale market, with TONS of info about what's selling well, where the "curve" is headed, and what folks in the biz are doing to capitalize on the HERE AND NOW of the American auto market. Hope you like this gold mine of hard facts and absolute genius from two of the best in the business! Don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe--and thanks for listening!
#427 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.11.23
Just in time for the weekend! The Wolfe Pack just came off a VERY busy work week, right on time for one helluva fine Saturday! Join us as we scale the peaks of life in the Car Biz, a dash of politics and social commentary (complete with a smirk and a wink), a TON of great music highlights, including a new class of Rock Hall of Fame inductees for 2023, and our own brand of what's REALLY funny: Gigi goes full-on Queen Boss with her most decisive win in Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, Libby the Liberal has a lot to say about stupid husbands and Bud Light beer, JD's Florida News brings along a couple of guests you'll want to meet, and John and Turley's sports betting is putting ONE of our members a tad bit deeper in debt on a weekly basis...and don't tell anybody, but there's a non-broadcast bit of Old School Wolfe Show guessing game fun that's tucked away safe in here just for YOU, Constant Listener. So bring your spreads and handicapping guide--we'll show you where to put your money, and share a good healthy laugh and a crisp, refreshing Natty Light. It's Saturday, bitches! Party on.