The John Clay Wolfe Show
John Clay Wolfe
Updated about 14 hours agoThe John Clay Wolfe Show powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com. Every week we talk about cars, sports, sex, drugs and rock & roll.... just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC. Also you can listen to the full library of older shows on PodBean by searching ”The John Clay Wolfe Show+”.
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#433 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.23.23
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Wolfepack! We've got a special gift under the tree for you, and guess what it is? It's your favorite podcast back with a fresh Christmas Eve episode! Twas the Saturday before Christmas and all through the ranch, John was calling for our listeners to air out their grievances for Festivus! From long winded and sexually frustrated conspiracy theorists to former federal agents with a tip on stolen car scams, we've got a bit of it all. Gigi tells us about her family's experience ice skating [Black people on ice coming to a rink near you!] John's dropping cold hard cash on bad ass cars but he needs Uncle Roy and Bagman Tom to carry the cash [and the gun] to make sure it all goes smooth. We're missing Bobbo, but we find a clip of him trying out for a different station and we play DJ Pre-K's Christmas classic "Gangsta Ass Christmas" to bring up the spirits after John's middle school bully calls in to apologize for beating him up after slapping his sister's boobies [Turns out she deserved it!] Pour up that egg nog and light the yule log because we've got all that and more on the John Clay Wolfe show!
JCW ARCHIVE: Randy’s Holiday Nut Heist
Woo-hooo! It's Christmas time and our own chipmunk correspondent, Randy, has dug this festive archive clip up for us! Randy's been stashing nuts all year but he's got to keep an eye out for those sketchy squirrels. Him and his chipmunk gang are hatching a plan to hit the local Wal Mart for the biggest nut heist the animal kingdom has seen! Will Randy and his team make away with the nut sack of their dreams? They deserve it after a confusing encounter with a Turkey last month... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those slippery eggs...and we'll see you Saturday
#432 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.16.23
Simmer down now, neighbor--we're all raring to hop into Christmas time as much as you are! And we're feeling so good about 2023 we're ready to share a heapin' helping of Wolfe Pack joy! BUT...it's going to take an informed mind and a damned good attitude to get to the finish line--so stick with us for a spell. We've got a bit to say about how to correctly pick, predict and bet smart with a bona fide sports book consultant for a double-dose of the NFL this weekend; Gigi's got all you need to know about how she has become a trusted and capable mental health guru, Turley has brought along some tasty bits of "organic" comedy he came across during Friday Night Time with Bobbo and PreKay (speaking of which, our DJ has a fun new round of Brosetta Stone for us), and JD Ryan covers a whole world of weird news, politics and current events! Stay locked in for a special bonus segment from today's final hour, and don't forget to grab a corny dog while you're here! Only ten days until the jolly ol' Fat Man comes to town--make sure you're ready with help from the Wolfe Pack! It's a holly jolly good time, for sure!
JCW ARCHIVE: Baby, There’s Hoes Outside
Ho Ho Ho! Happy Holidays! We're all familiar with the classic and somewhat controversial "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Well our crew has their own spin on that all too familiar Christmas tale! Short but sweet, I'm sure you'll be caroling these lyrics in your neighborhood this year! Taken from one of our classic Saturday morning intros, here it is in it's glorious entirety. Make sure to stay warm this Holiday season! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for the clap...and we'll see you Saturday
#431 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.09.23
Hey--you feelin' okay? Here at the Wolfe Ranch, we've got a LOT of the wintertime "bug" going around...but being the troopers we are, our best shot at relief is coming on in for what's probably one of our best shows of the year! While John's just a wee bit under the weather, Turley has got a wealth of football matchups and predictions to bet on, Bobbo's getting uptight about the GOP, JD has his eye on this week's top news items, and who knew that DJ Homeschool was such a great rock singer?! Of course, we have got a LOT of insightful talk about what's going on in the the car biz these days, and a whole menu of our own inimitable takes on sports, music, politics and world news, along with a host of our favorite radio friends from way back: catch up with Keith Richards, Tony Romo's dad, and more! Just, y'know, keep a safe distance partner--it's cold and flu season! But no worries, we've got Z packs to share. Thanks for hanging with the Wolfe Pack!
JCW ARCHIVE: Camel Toe Polo
When there's no beer at the World Cup you have to get creative and that's exactly what John Clay Wolfe did in today's archive clip! You can hear the lightbulb go on above John's head as he invents the newest sport: Camel Toe Polo. Round up the butterfaces and call Mo because were about to play ball! The fans even have a way to make it better! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those extra toes...and we'll see you Saturday
JCW ARCHIVE: What Is A Coon-Ass?
Let's take a little trip to Louisiana! Last year we all towed our show to the great cities of New Orleans and Baton Rouge to enjoy a little bayou flavor, and our field investigator DJ Pre-K got his journal out and got to the bottom of what everybody wants to know. What exactly is a Coon-Ass? What better way to find out than go straight to the source! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those dead animals under your deck...and we'll see you Saturday
#430 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.02.23
Well howdy neighbor! Before you get those bells jinglin', spend an action-packed good time with the Wolfe Pack--we've got a LOT going on: Johnny C. is hosting his annual 'Buyer Homecoming' weekend, with a ranch full of "car guys" motorcycling, firemaking, and shooting as many awesome weapons as we could gather in one place...PLUS, our special surprise for John? Our own Gigi Drummond made it all the way from California to join in the fun, Uncle Roy spent some quality time (and a damned good story or two) with us, Turley is on a bit of a slide with his sports book, with a few less dollars amassed after last week's round of betting with John, Bobbo's pulling some chemically challenged guitar time around the house, and JD (thank goodness!) manages somehow to keep the whole gang in line. And, we've got another great round of Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, lots of insightful Car Talk, our own "take" on whatever in the hell is wrong with Elon Musk, and a full basket of our inimitable style of conversation about music, media, news and politics...and it's all right here. So grab a spot and hang with the Wolfe Pack! We saved an ice cold Natty Light, just for you. Cheers!
#429 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.25.23
Pardon me neighbor, but have you got any leftover turkey for a poor ol' bunch of 'Car Guys' who could use a break?! Just kidding--we've had about all of THAT we can handle, for now...But ain't it great to be out of the business of Thanksgiving and officially into the Christmas season? And boy oh boy, do we have a lot going on for a holiday week! Johnny C. just LOVES to buy cars, and he's bidding them as if he were knee deep into a newly developed gambling addiction--and if you ask Mike Turley, he most assuredly has--plenty of big sports tips, predictions, lines and recommendations for those who'd like to lose a buck or three in a weekend PACKED with great matchups! We've also got a ton of the best talk that runs the gamut of our favorite topics: politics, news and world culture, and surprise post-Turkey Day visits from our old friends Randy the Chipmunk, Keith Richards, Libby the Liberal, and more! So grab a spot and enjoy a room-temperature Natty Light with the Wolfe Pack! (Sorry, but the fridge is still full of--well, you know.) Happy Thanksgiving!
JCW ARCHIVE: Don’t Pick Up That Dog
Let's take a trip down memory lane to Thanksgivings past! John Clay Wolfe's foreign in-laws are in town and they're ready to have a ball! They've got everything packed and ready and they've even got a dog sitter, but the trip gets canned and John's left with a dilemma. Do they pick up the dog (that just so happens to love to leave behind a nice yelllow stain one all of John's clothes) or do they let IT Rob handle it for the rest of the week? What would you do? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those excitable pups...and we'll see you Saturday
#428 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.18.23
Here in the Wolfe Pack, we're always downright overjoyed to make it back to Saturday to spend time with all our friends cracking jokes and talking about what's on our minds...but we're not beyond a little foreshadowing: This weekend is our last stop before the REAL Holiday Season begins, and...well, we've got a LOT to get off our minds! Elon Musk is getting weird AGAIN (and wrecking the whole Twitter brand for no good damned reason at all), our own Car Guru Johnny C. has every reason to believe that EVs are a half century away from true fruition, despite impending regulations and legislation, and by God, it's getting hard to bet on football by any discernibly profitable margin...but it's our last gasp before that poor old turkey is roasted to perfection. So sit back and enjoy our own brand of perfectly prepared, gab, gaff, and good old Saturday fun, before Thanksgiving is upon us. And cheers, neighbor! We've made it this far, we might as well be all in! This Natty Light is for you. Thanks so much for hanging with us.
JCW ARCHIVE: Randy’s Nutty Trip
Digging around Randy's nut stash and we found a real gem! In this week's throwback clip we've got the beloved chipmunk Randy and his friend Rusty stoned out of their minds after finding a chronic stash. Lo and behold a Planters truck arrives right on time and whisks Randy away to Northwest Texas! Let's just hope the coyotes in Lubbock arent that smart... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those ACME products...and we'll see you Saturday
GMTV Garage Podcast: John Clay Wolfe Joins The VINDOW Podcast with Bob Hollenshead
Here's one just for you Car Biz geeks! John Clay joins his mentor Bob Hollenshead for an up-to-date talk about the state of the wholesale market, with TONS of info about what's selling well, where the "curve" is headed, and what folks in the biz are doing to capitalize on the HERE AND NOW of the American auto market. Hope you like this gold mine of hard facts and absolute genius from two of the best in the business! Don't forget to Like, Share, and Subscribe--and thanks for listening!
#427 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.11.23
Just in time for the weekend! The Wolfe Pack just came off a VERY busy work week, right on time for one helluva fine Saturday! Join us as we scale the peaks of life in the Car Biz, a dash of politics and social commentary (complete with a smirk and a wink), a TON of great music highlights, including a new class of Rock Hall of Fame inductees for 2023, and our own brand of what's REALLY funny: Gigi goes full-on Queen Boss with her most decisive win in Wolfe Pack Jeopardy, Libby the Liberal has a lot to say about stupid husbands and Bud Light beer, JD's Florida News brings along a couple of guests you'll want to meet, and John and Turley's sports betting is putting ONE of our members a tad bit deeper in debt on a weekly basis...and don't tell anybody, but there's a non-broadcast bit of Old School Wolfe Show guessing game fun that's tucked away safe in here just for YOU, Constant Listener. So bring your spreads and handicapping guide--we'll show you where to put your money, and share a good healthy laugh and a crisp, refreshing Natty Light. It's Saturday, bitches! Party on.
JCW ARCHIVE: Behind The Mob with Henry Hill Part 2
Ayeee I got a Flashback Friday clip over here!! This week we've got part 2 of a classic interview with everybody's favorite rat, Henry Hill! The inspiration behind the movie Goodfellas, he gives Turley some betting advice [fix as many games as you can], breaks down his biggest scores and tells us what's true and what's not about the mob life. Just dont get whacked! R.I.P. Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those files baked in cakes...and we'll see you Saturday
#426 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.04.23
Well skipadeedodah y'all, we are out of October, and barreling right into the heart of the REAL Holiday season--welcome to November, and a ramp right into the most wonderful time of the year! That is, AFTER the Wolfe Pack has had our chance to air our many grievances for Festivus purposes--and oh, have we got a wide range of grievances to air...and of course, there is a LOT of sports betting to do on some of the biggest games of the year, John's got a bee in his bonnet for keeping a laser-like focus on the car market, and of course we've got a well-rounded (and carefully curated) rundown of our own inimitable takes on music, politics and world news, and did we mention it's only nineteen days until Thanksgiving?! Yes indeed, neighbor. So before it gets down to turning your Holiday joy time into a bunch of damned work, maybe it'd be a good idea to hunker down with us and have a laugh or two? We thought you'd agree. So crack open a Natty Light, and we'll tell you all about it. Cheers!
JCW ARCHIVE: Behind The Mob with Henry Hill Part 1
You think Flashback Friday clips are funny?!? How? Like a clown?? So do we! This week we've got part 1 of a classic interview with everybody's favorite rat, Henry Hill! The inspiration behind the movie Goodfellas, we ask him what was real, what was made up and he even breaks down some of the famous scenes and what everybody is up to today. (Spoiler alert: Most are dead or in prison) R.I.P. Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those helicopters...and we'll see you Saturday
#425 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.28.23
You may have noticed, the Wolfe Pack does NOT rattle under pressure--mainly because sweating a tough situation doesn't alleviate what's hanging you up at the time, but we also tend to stroll right into hang ups of our own design, right? And THAT is where we're golden, 'cause THAT's where we're most entertaining! Ride along as we deal with monsoon weather to start the Fall season, varying degrees of trepidation over our favorite sports teams (and precisely how to bet them according to your talent for handicapping verses how much you love or hate the team in question), our own inimitable "take" on what's happening in music, politics, world news and culture...AND visits from our old friends the Reverend Charles, Randy the Chipmunk, Johnny Cash, Keith Richards, and more. So pack some snacks and bring your favorite koozie--we've got tons and tons of cold Natty Light to share!
#424 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.21.23
Wellnow...if you've followed us for a while, you know that on occasion we in the Wolfe Pack are guilty of having just a little more than our own share of a great time--and we ride that train right off the rails and into a REALLY wild show! We've got an update on Johnny C's plans to stop the mysterious disappearance of his prized Ibex goats; Gigi has a LOT to say about Jada Pinkett Smith's current absorption of too much of the mainstream press; Turley has the SOLID best line of which sports matchups to bet (and how to bet them) as he takes another chunk of John's hard-earned fortune; Bobbo's been out on the town and entertaining folks in our nearby frontier village of Walnut Springs; JD Ryan is a bundle of the BEST mix of all of today's news, politics and pop culture (not to mention a wealth of Romance Knowledge for laymen who are on the make for a new girlfriend); and DJ PreKay adds just the right touch of Hip Hop savvy and funky, real-world human 'Pimp Style' to keep us all in line...hopefully in time for next week's show! So pop open a Natty Light and sit a spell with us neighbor. This one's a righteous, rocky ride! Cheers.
JCW ARCHIVE: Butt Crack Baby!
Everybody boogie! It's Flashback Friday and the hits keep coming! We've taken a classic cut out of the JCW show vaults so you can add it to your playlist. Bobbo's got an anthem for all the folks out there who like to wear their pants with a bit of a sag, so say HI to this classic jam! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that fuzzy little place...and we'll see you Saturday
#423 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.14.23
Neighbors, you'll want to grab hold on this one, 'cause it's a twisty, topsy-turvy adventure for the Wolfe Pack this time around! Catch all the latest in sports, music, politics and world news, along with newly discovered guidelines for sports gambling, pharmaceuticals for kindergartners, potential romance for our own lovely Gigi, and of course an eye on the car biz--PLUS, visits from our old friends the Cocaine Bear, the world's biggest SOB, the return of Lunchee Pinochee, and more! So take notes if you have to...this one's worth recommending to whichever friends you think can handle it. And as always, it's a lot better with you along than not--thanks for hanging with us!
JCW ARCHIVE: What A Mess
Aww shucks we've got a heaping mess of a Flashback Friday clip this week! Were just taking a little trip back to last week when John broke down how he managed to handle making a whole chocolate mess out of his nicest shirt. Apparently, this isn't the first time something like this has happened to John! John always bounces back but I don't think we ever got to find out how the ice cream was... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for your daughter's friends...and we'll see you Saturday
JCW Podcast EXTRA! Freemasons, the Damn Dallas Cowboys, a New Headquarters and more! w/John Clay & Bobbo
Well, call us sneaky, but--since we're in-studio with cameras, an entire platoon of videographers and plenty to talk about? We put together one of our Old School styled EXTRA podcasts for ya! Don't forget, you can also catch this one on our Youtube channel, at jcw.com. And please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Who says we can't get good hang time on a Monday, eh?
#422 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.07.23
Bang bang, baby--the Wolfe Pack is rockin' and reelin' for College Football Saturday! Yessir, our own Turley lays some well-calculated betting props on the best games this week, from the NCAA, NFL, MLB, and all things worthy of Johnny C's betting money, while the rest of the gang slings a fine mix of music, media, politics and world news, and visits from our old friends Johnny Cash, the World's Biggest SOB, the Reverend Charles, an all-new Dope Report with Bob Floyd, and a hell of a lot more! So change your roll into singles, and place your bets--today's for players, yo! Glad to have you along.
JCW ARCHIVE: Chevy Chase calls in to the JCW show!
LIVE! It's Saturday morning! This Flashback Friday clip is a hole in one because we have the iconic Chevy Chase calling in to howl at the Wolfe pack! Bobbo gets a little insight in to Chevy's time with Steely Dan and John focuses in on what movie made the most money?? We even get an idea of what's in Chevy's garage and much more! Check out the full interview and tune in every Saturday morning! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #FlashbackFriday. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those ball bearings...and we'll see you Saturday