236 - It Costs You Nothing to Make Mistakes (Cole Carson)
About this episode
Cole Carson drops a wild mix of engineering brain and chaos gremlin energy, from Texas Mini Grand Prix crashes to a Benelli TNT135 that’s “Italian-inspired” but Chinese-built. He explains how he got hooked on tiny motorcycle racing after college Formula SAE, and how his aerospace/systems background helps him build custom solutions—pistons, cams, and even live data logging. The episode’s standout story is his dad’s public-road handlebar disaster that turned into multiple collarbone setbacks. Cole also shares Craigslist/Marketplace addiction, scooter rally mishaps, and upcoming TMGP plans like Quincy TT.
Cole smuggled a been in a cop car... Seth thinks 4 crashes is a lot... and Scott just learned that surgical screws can back out, and now he has to live with that knowledge...
Cole Carson joins us to talk about formula SAE, dirt bikes on a farm, old free Civics, "flight systems," the engineers problem, and mini bike events to put on your list.
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Track Locking
"And we are Track Locking. Tonight we have Cole Carson who has a unholy affinity for Italian design combined with Chinese manufacturing."
This is basically the podcast/show branding. It signals that the conversation is about racing and track experiences.
“Track Locking” appears to be the show’s name/segment branding. It frames the episode as being about what happens at racetracks and how people learn from driving and racing mistakes.
racing tiny motorcycles
"I met Cole racing tiny motorcycles with Texas Mini Grand Prix. And probably half of what I know about Cole"
Small bikes handle differently than big bikes. Because they’re lighter and quicker, it’s easier to lose control if you make a mistake.
Racing small motorcycles (often called mini bikes or pocket bikes) changes the dynamics compared to full-size bikes: less mass, quicker acceleration, and different braking/traction behavior. That can make mistakes feel “bigger” because the rider has less margin for error.
Texas Mini Grand Prix
"I met Cole racing tiny motorcycles with Texas Mini Grand Prix. And probably half of what I know about Cole"
This is a specific mini-bike racing event in Texas. It gives context for where the riders were competing.
Texas Mini Grand Prix is referenced as the racing event where the host met Cole. It’s a specific grassroots venue context that helps listeners understand the type of racing community being discussed.
crash count
"And I think I've done the crash count on it recently. [120.3s] And it's somewhere like over 100 in between 100 and 120 since we got it in 2020."
A “crash count” just means how many times someone has crashed. On a track, it can be a way to measure how much you’re learning and how often mistakes happen.
A “crash count” is a tally of how many times a rider has crashed or gone down. In a track context, it’s often used to talk about learning, risk, and how frequently mistakes happen while improving.
TMGP
"...I asked all my TMGP friends who do you most want to hear interviewed. [140.2s] And Cole was absolutely at the top of the list... [150.5s] Oh, I've got a good TMGP story for you."
TMGP is the name of the motorcycle racing group/series they’re talking about. It sounds like there are rules for what bikes and setups are allowed.
TMGP appears to be the motorcycle racing/track series or organization the hosts and rider are discussing. The context suggests it’s a structured program with rules that require things like safety wire and bike eligibility.
cruiser tires
"...a $600 TTR 125 that had cruiser tires mounted to both ends and enough safety wire to be rules legal."
Cruiser tires are tires made for a more relaxed, street-style bike. Using them on a small race bike means they weren’t starting with track tires, but they were trying to get it working for racing.
“Cruiser tires” refers to tire types typically designed for cruiser motorcycles, often with different tread patterns and carcass characteristics than track-focused tires. Mounting them “to both ends” suggests they were using what they had to make the bike rideable and legal for the series.
Denton round
"So we showed up to a Denton round. [202.8s] This is probably like 2017 or something like that."
A “Denton round” sounds like a race event held in Denton as part of a bigger series. It’s probably one stop in a season with multiple races.
“Denton round” likely refers to a specific event date/location within the TMGP series. Calling it a “round” implies a multi-event season where riders compete at different venues.
dirt suspension
"On said TTR on dirt suspension. I had no idea what I was doing first time out on the track."
Dirt suspension is made for rough ground—more bump absorption and better grip on uneven surfaces. That changes how the bike feels when you hit corners or land after bumps.
“Dirt suspension” refers to suspension setups designed for off-road traction and impacts, typically with more travel and different damping than street setups. On track, suspension choice affects how the bike absorbs bumps and how stable it feels through corners.
Motor Liberty
"Actually borrowed a suit from Audrey at Motor Liberty. One of her crash ones that she had up on the wall."
Motor Liberty sounds like a local shop or community where they got the riding gear they needed. It highlights that being prepared with the right suit matters when you’re learning on track.
Motor Liberty is referenced as the place where the speaker borrowed a riding suit. For listeners, this is a reminder that track learning often involves proper gear and local support from shops or training communities.
Ryder School
"Did Ryder School. High-sighted a borrowed Grom in Ryder School. In corner three it didn't."
“Ryder School” appears to be a structured riding/track training session where riders learn technique and lines. The speaker mentions doing it and then practicing afterward, suggesting it’s part of a progression from instruction to real track riding.
crash early
"In corner three it didn't. You know. As long as I'm crashing early. Yeah."
If you crash early, it means you’re testing what the bike can do before you go faster. The goal is to learn where you’re losing control so you can ride smarter next time.
“Crashing early” is a learning strategy: you push just enough to find the limit, then back off and adjust. On a track, early mistakes can help you understand braking points, corner entry speed, and traction before you build bad habits.
TTR 125
"Went out there and then proceeded to crash the living shit out of the TTR 125. I mean it cruised the tires on both ends."
The TTR 125 is a beginner-friendly dirt bike. It’s small and common for learning how to ride on dirt tracks, which is why it shows up when someone is practicing and making mistakes.
The Yamaha TTR 125 is a small dirt bike aimed at beginners and younger riders, commonly used for track days and motocross-style practice. In this segment, it’s the bike the speaker crashes while learning track basics, highlighting how approachable the platform can be for learning.
cruised the tires
"Went out there and then proceeded to crash the living shit out of the TTR 125. I mean it cruised the tires on both ends. Thought it was super fun."
“Cruised the tires” is a rider’s way of describing tire spin or sliding—using the tires’ grip (and loss of grip) to move the bike around. It usually indicates the rider found traction limits and was having fun with controlled loss of grip.
three hours of sterling
"Thought it was super fun. Sat there and did it for three hours of sterling and his dad until we got sick of it."
This sounds like they rode for about three hours at a track/event called Sterling. More time on track usually means more practice and faster learning.
“Three hours of sterling” likely refers to a track session duration (Sterling being a track or event name). Time-on-track is a key factor in learning because it increases repetitions and feedback.
cheap vs go kart racing
"Besides it just seemed like it would be a fun thing to do and it was cheap. Oh my gosh it was so much cheaper than a go kart racing."
The speaker compares the cost of track riding to go-kart racing, emphasizing that entry-level motorsports can be much cheaper depending on equipment and venue. This is a practical concept for listeners: budget and barrier-to-entry often determine what kind of racing/training people pursue.
building formula cars
"Oh my gosh it was so much cheaper than a go kart racing. And I was building formula cars at the time and anything is cheaper than formula cars."
“Building formula cars” refers to constructing and maintaining open-wheel-style race cars, which can be expensive and time-consuming. The speaker uses it to explain why dirt-bike track riding felt like a more affordable hobby at the time.
dirt bikes are controlled at least on the farm where you only have to deal with gravity
"You can only get dirt bikes because street bikes are dangerous and dirt bikes are controlled at least on the farm where you only have to deal with gravity. So went off to college or to UTA to do aerospace engineering, picked up a major in aerospace engineering, a minor in mechanical engineering..."
They’re basically saying dirt biking feels safer because you’re not dealing with cars and traffic. On a farm you can go slower and the main challenge is controlling your speed and balance on the ground.
This is describing how off-road riding on a farm can feel more predictable than street riding. On dirt, traction and speed are typically lower, and the rider’s main “forces” to manage are gravity and traction rather than traffic hazards.
TIG, MIG, ARC and gas welding certificates
"...a minor in metallurgy and then some TIG, MIG, ARC and gas welding certificates while I was there took me way too long to get out of college because I kept getting distracted with different things to pick up..."
Those are different ways to weld metal together. TIG, MIG, and arc welding are common shop processes, and gas welding uses a flame—each one is useful for different kinds of metal work.
TIG, MIG, and ARC are different welding processes used to join metal. TIG (tungsten inert gas) is known for precision, MIG (metal inert gas) is often faster for production-style work, and “ARC” typically refers to arc welding methods; gas welding uses a fuel/oxygen flame.
building race cars during college
"[422.4s] I would say building race cars during college was the funnest thing in college. [427.1s] Just the the formula SAE stuff? Yeah so I did the UTA formula SAE. I probably did just about [434.7s] every position they had on the FSAE team."
They’re describing how building a race car in college is like a real engineering project. Students learn by doing the work—designing and building—while still taking classes.
The segment highlights how building race cars in a student program can function like real-world engineering training. Instead of only taking classes, students do full development work—design, fabrication, sponsorship coordination, and testing—while learning alongside coursework.
Formula SAE
"Yep. Yeah so college sounds fun. I'm sure it was an experience. [422.4s] I would say building race cars during college was the funnest thing in college. [427.1s] Just the the formula SAE stuff? Yeah so I did the UTA formula SAE."
Formula SAE is a college competition where students build their own race car from scratch. Teams learn how to design the car, assemble it, and then test it for performance.
Formula SAE (often written FSAE) is a student engineering competition where teams design, build, and race a small formula-style car. It’s a hands-on way to learn the full vehicle development process—everything from chassis and suspension to aerodynamics and powertrain integration.
chassis design
"[434.7s] every position they had on the FSAE team. I did let's see chassis design, suspension, engine, [445.0s] aero, composites."
Chassis design is about building the car’s main structure. In a race car, it needs to be strong and rigid so the wheels and suspension can work predictably.
Chassis design is the process of creating the car’s structural frame so it’s strong, stiff, and safe while also meeting weight and packaging goals. In race cars, chassis stiffness and geometry strongly influence handling and how consistently the suspension can do its job.
aero
"[445.0s] aero, composites. One point I was our shop foreman for a while. Did kind of just a little bit of [451.2s] everything while I was there."
Aero means how the car’s shape interacts with air. In racing, it’s used to push the car down for better grip in turns.
Aero (aerodynamics) in race cars is about shaping airflow to generate downforce and reduce drag. Better aero can improve cornering grip and stability, while too much drag can hurt acceleration and top speed.
composites
"[445.0s] aero, composites. One point I was our shop foreman for a while. Did kind of just a little bit of [451.2s] everything while I was there."
Composites are lightweight materials made from fibers and resin. Race teams use them to make parts that are strong but not heavy.
Composites are materials made by combining fibers (like carbon or fiberglass) with a resin to create strong, lightweight parts. In motorsports, composites are often used for body panels and structural components to reduce weight without sacrificing stiffness.
Ford Bronco
"...just always been repairing things, restored a 85 Bronco while I was in high school and then one thing to ..."
The Ford Bronco is a type of SUV built for off-road driving. People often restore older Broncos and work on them themselves, so it can come up in conversations about repairs and projects. It’s known for having lots of parts and support for DIY work.
The Ford Bronco is a rugged off-road SUV known for its body-on-frame design and strong aftermarket support. In the podcast, it comes up as a project vehicle—someone restored an ’85 Bronco and then kept dealing with repairs, which highlights how these trucks can be hands-on ownership experiences. It’s often discussed because it’s a popular platform for restoration and customization.
Chevrolet Chevelle
"...rs when he was in high school so he rebuilt a 65 Chevelle but I mean I can do just about anything. I did a..."
The Chevrolet Chevelle is an older muscle car, and the ’65 is a well-known version. The podcast mentions rebuilding one, which means taking it apart and fixing or replacing worn parts. People talk about it a lot because it’s a popular classic to restore and work on.
The Chevrolet Chevelle is a classic American muscle car, and the ’65 mentioned in the podcast is a particularly iconic year. The conversation focuses on rebuilding—someone rebuilt a ’65 Chevelle after earlier experiences with cars—showing how these vehicles are often kept alive through restoration and mechanical work. It’s discussed because the Chevelle has a large enthusiast community and a strong parts/restoration ecosystem.
Formula SE
"So you're doing Formula SE, how did you have any interest in doing like track car stuff outside Formula SE? Yeah, I actually was trying to build a lemon's car for a long time..."
Formula SE is a program that mixes engineering learning with racing. The guest says it helped steer them toward motor sports and eventually motorcycles.
Formula SE is a motorsports/engineering program that helps participants get hands-on experience in racing-related engineering. In this segment, it’s described as a path that influenced the guest’s interest in motor sports and later motorcycles.
lemon's car
"Yeah, I actually was trying to build a lemon's car for a long time with a bunch of the guys that I went to college with..."
A “lemon’s car” is a joke term for a race car that’s not supposed to be perfect—often cheap and a little unreliable. The fun is building something that can still race.
A “lemon’s car” refers to building a car intended for endurance-style racing events that celebrate unreliable, budget builds—commonly associated with the “Worst car” culture. The idea is to compete with a car that’s more about ingenuity and persistence than perfection.
IndyCar
"I've got several friends that IndyCar just came to Arlington and I've got several friends on IndyCar race teams as either race engineers or various other positions..."
IndyCar is a major kind of race series in the U.S. The guest mentions friends who work on IndyCar teams in technical roles like engineering.
IndyCar is the premier open-wheel racing series in the United States. Here it’s used to describe the guest’s network and career path, including friends working as race engineers and other team roles.
Moto Liberty
"How did that go Aray? Because when I met you you were still working at Moto Liberty and your mom was terrified that you'd never get a real job..."
Moto Liberty is a motorcycle gear shop mentioned as the guest’s workplace. The conversation frames it as a high-quality environment for riders—especially because they stock lots of leathers and gear and employ passionate staff.
circle track
"...every shop like there's a bunch of circle track shops, then there's you know a few road course shops..."
Circle track racing is racing on an oval track where the cars mostly go around in circles. Because the turns are consistent, teams set up the car to handle that kind of driving and tire wear.
Circle track racing is a form of motorsport where cars run on an oval or circular track, typically turning left for most of the lap. It’s common in series like NASCAR-style racing and often uses specialized setups for traction and tire management.
road course
"...then there's you know a few road course shops, but like even within those..."
A road course is a track designed with a mix of left and right turns, braking zones, and elevation changes—more like real-world driving. Cars and suspension setups are usually tuned for repeated cornering and braking rather than mostly steady oval-speed running.
one stop shop
"...It would be nice if we had like literally one stop shop."
A “one stop shop” is a place where you can get everything you need in one place. For racing gear, the hard part is making sure it fits, and returns can take time.
“One stop shop” refers to a single retailer or supplier that can provide everything you need for a specific racing discipline—parts, fitment help, and returns. In motorsports, fitment uncertainty can be expensive because you may need to order, test, and return items until they fit correctly.
OBD2 sensor
"...the private sector stuff was mostly a really fancy wireless OBD2 sensor that could report back vehicle diagnostic data"
OBD2 is a built-in diagnostics system in most cars that can report what the car is doing and what faults it detects. An OBD2 sensor/device reads that information so you can track vehicle health or performance.
OBD-II (On-Board Diagnostics, second generation) is the standardized system cars use to report diagnostic trouble codes and sensor data. An “OBD2 sensor” in this context sounds like a device that plugs into the OBD-II port to collect vehicle diagnostic data for monitoring or analysis.
complex system integration
"So like right now I do complex system integration. The easiest way I can describe it is imagine all the electronics in your car."
Complex system integration is making sure all the different parts of a vehicle’s electronics work together. It’s less about one single component and more about getting the whole system to behave correctly.
Complex system integration is the work of making many subsystems (like ECU, ABS, and other electronics) function together as one coordinated system. It often involves extensive testing to confirm communication, data integrity, and correct behavior under real operating conditions.
ECU
"...imagine all the electronics in your car. They're all different electronics that have to talk to each other. So you've got your ECU, you've got your ABS modules and stuff like that."
An ECU is the car’s main computer. It controls things like engine behavior, and it also has to “talk” to other computers in the car so everything works together.
ECU stands for Engine Control Unit, the car’s main computer that manages engine and many related functions. In modern cars, the ECU also has to communicate with other modules (like ABS) so the whole vehicle system works correctly.
ABS modules
"...So you've got your ECU, you've got your ABS modules and stuff like that. When everything's tested, they test it individually."
ABS modules are the car’s computers that help prevent wheel lockup during hard braking. They need to work with other car computers so the braking behavior matches what the sensors are saying.
ABS modules are the electronic control units responsible for anti-lock braking system operation. They must communicate with the rest of the vehicle electronics to ensure sensor data and control commands are consistent and correctly timed.
ABS testing
"When everything's tested, they test it individually. They're always going to do all their ABS testing but as soon as you hook that up into the real system, does it work?"
ABS testing is making sure the anti-lock brakes work properly. It’s not just about testing one part alone—it's also about making sure it works correctly with the rest of the car.
ABS testing refers to validating anti-lock braking system behavior both in isolation and as part of the full vehicle network. The key challenge is whether it works when integrated—e.g., whether sensors, timing, and data communication are correct across modules.
real system communication
"...but as soon as you hook that up into the real system, does it work? Is everything communicating on the right clocks? Are you getting the right data transmitted between everything? What are all your interfaces compatible with everything?"
This is about making sure all the car computers work together once they’re connected. Even if each part works alone, integration testing checks that they share the right information at the right time.
This describes integration testing: verifying that multiple vehicle electronic modules communicate correctly once connected into the full system. It includes checking data timing (“right clocks”), interface compatibility, and whether the correct information is transmitted between modules.
interfaces
"...Are you getting the right data transmitted between everything? What are all your interfaces compatible with everything? So I do a lot of that testing for flight systems right now"
Here, “interfaces” means how different car computers connect and share information. If they aren’t compatible, they might not understand each other even if both are working.
In this context, interfaces are the communication links and protocols between different electronic modules. Compatibility means the modules can exchange the expected data in the expected format and timing.
rule books changed
"cars because everything on a race car is, oh, we thought we had this done, rule books changed."
In racing, rule changes can force teams to redesign parts or strategies on short notice to stay compliant. That’s why teams often build with flexibility and maintain processes to quickly re-engineer solutions when regulations shift.
systems engineering
"Realistically, I'm a systems engineer is how I would describe it. So like I make sure every system works together. I would say I'm a systems engineer in the true mechanical side of systems engineering versus the software side of systems engineering that's pretty popular nowadays."
Systems engineering is basically “making sure everything works together.” Instead of focusing on just one part of the car, you coordinate multiple teams so the whole race car meets the same rules and goals.
Systems engineering is the approach of designing and managing a complex project so all subsystems work together toward the same requirements. In motorsport, that means coordinating suspension, chassis, powertrain, electronics, and safety so one team’s work doesn’t break another team’s goals.
powertrain team
"like in a car, you'd have your suspension, your chassis team, your suspension team, your powertrain team, your electronics and your safety team to make sure that everybody is fulfilling the same requirements"
The powertrain team is responsible for the components that generate and deliver drive—typically the engine, transmission, and related driveline systems. In a race program, their work must align with chassis and electronics requirements so the car behaves consistently under race conditions.
electronics and safety team
"like in a car, you'd have your suspension, your chassis team, your suspension team, your powertrain team, your electronics and your safety team to make sure that everybody is fulfilling the same requirements"
The electronics and safety team covers systems like data acquisition, control electronics, and safety-critical components that must function reliably under racing loads. Their work must match the car’s mechanical requirements and rulebook constraints to avoid conflicts between teams.
mathematically and financially impossible cost benefit analysis
"Like it's just mathematically and financially impossible cost benefit analysis. You cannot have more fun on two wheels."
They’re basically saying that for the money, riding/racing motorcycles gives you more enjoyment than you’d expect. It’s their way of judging whether spending on bikes is “worth it.”
This is a framing concept: the hosts argue that the enjoyment per dollar of motorcycle racing (“fun on two wheels”) is so high that it beats other spending options. It’s not a technical term, but it’s a recurring way they evaluate racing choices—budget vs. satisfaction.
parts availability
"I challenge you to tell me that it's not better than a Grom except for there's no parts available for it."
In racing, you need parts for repairs and upgrades. The hosts are saying the Benelli may be harder to support because it’s not as easy to find replacement or upgrade parts.
“Parts availability” is a practical racing concept: even if a bike is fast, it can be hard to maintain or improve if parts are scarce. Here, the hosts say the Benelli TNT135 is limited because there aren’t many parts available compared with the Honda Grom ecosystem.
Honda Grom
"I challenge you to tell me that it's not better than a Grom except for there's no parts available for it. Well, except that it's worse than a Grom."
The Honda Grom is one of the most common mini bikes for racing. In this segment, it’s the comparison point for speed and—especially—how easy it is to find parts.
The Honda Grom is a benchmark mini-bike in this racing context, used for lap-time comparisons. The hosts argue that the Benelli TNT135 is better in some ways, but that the Grom has more available parts and can be faster with hotter engines.
hotter motors
"there's only two Groms faster than us and they have hotter motors than we do."
“Hotter motors” means the engine is set up to make more power. That can help lap times, but it may also run hotter and stress the bike more.
“Hotter motors” refers to engines that are tuned or modified to run at higher performance levels, often producing more power. In racing comparisons, it usually implies more aggressive tuning (and sometimes more heat and wear) than a stock setup.
Benelli TNT135
"So you ride the Benelli TNT135. Benelli is an Italian company that is responsible for the design of the bike. Is that right?"
The Benelli TNT135 is a small motorcycle the host is racing. They’re talking about whether it’s a good choice for the rules and how it stacks up against other popular mini bikes.
The Benelli TNT135 is a small-displacement motorcycle used here as the speaker’s race bike. The discussion focuses on how it performs under TMGP rules and how it compares to other mini bikes like the Honda Grom.
Ducati
"So it's got a lot of the, what can I call it, Ducati and Aprilia if you squint aesthetics, but kind of the same Chinese designs..."
Ducati is used here as a reference for what the bike “looks like” design-wise. The point is that the styling reminds people of European sport bikes.
Ducati is referenced as a style comparison point for the Benelli TNT135’s aesthetics. The hosts imply the bike’s design language resembles Ducati (and similar European brands) even if the underlying manufacturing approach is different.
Aprilia
"So it's got a lot of the, what can I call it, Ducati and Aprilia if you squint aesthetics, but kind of the same Chinese designs..."
Aprilia is another brand used as a visual comparison. The hosts are saying the bike’s styling looks inspired by European sport bikes.
Aprilia is mentioned alongside Ducati as another European design reference. The hosts are using these brands to describe the TNT135’s “squint” resemblance in styling, not claiming shared engineering.
frame similar to something else but heavier
"where they'll do a frame that's very similar to something else, but it'll be about 20% heavier than anything on the market"
The hosts describe a common pattern in some budget motorcycles: a frame design that looks similar to other models, but with different (often heavier) mass. Weight affects acceleration, braking, and handling, so being ~20% heavier can change lap times and tire wear.
clubman bars
"from like an 85 or something like that on it right now to a set of clubman bars from a cafe eraser and try and emulate clip-ons"
Clubman bars are handlebars used on café-racer-style motorcycles. They change your riding position and how you can brace during braking, and in this story that setup didn’t work out safely.
Clubman bars are a handlebar style with a wide, low, often rearward-leaning shape, commonly associated with café racer builds. They can alter rider position and braking leverage, and in this segment the speaker argues this particular setup contributed to the crash dynamics.
clip-ons
"try and emulate clip-ons because lower is better, right? It was not. Sure. The problem with those clip-on or those that style of bars"
Clip-ons are a type of handlebar setup that puts the bars closer to the bike and usually lower. That can make the bike feel more “sporty,” but it can also make it harder to hold on or brace if something goes wrong.
Clip-ons are handlebars mounted directly to the fork tubes, typically lower and closer to the rider. They’re popular on sport bikes because they can improve aerodynamics and leverage, but they can also change how you brace during hard braking.
bracing during hard braking
"whenever you hit the brakes on the Benelli, you have to use the bars to brace because I took the tank off and there's nothing for you to grab onto on the frame"
Bracing during hard braking is about where the rider can safely grab and support their body when decelerating aggressively. This segment explains that removing the tank and using low bars removed the rider’s ability to brace effectively, increasing the chance of being thrown forward.
Benelli
"whenever you hit the brakes on the Benelli, you have to use the bars to brace because I took the tank off and there's nothing for you to grab onto on the frame"
Benelli makes motorcycles. Here, the speaker is saying that on their Benelli, the way the handlebars were set up made braking feel unstable and unsafe.
Benelli is an Italian motorcycle brand. In this story, the speaker describes how a braking event on a Benelli became dangerous because the handlebar setup didn’t provide a safe bracing position.
run-off area
"goes into a drainage ditch and then essentially broke his fall with his collarbone meeting the driveway and drainage ditch that was in the run-off area of the road"
The run-off area is the space next to the road that’s supposed to help if you go off the lane. Here, it wasn’t fully safe because there was a drainage ditch in it.
The run-off area is the space beside or beyond the roadway intended to reduce injury severity when a vehicle leaves the lane. The speaker describes the crash occurring in a drainage ditch within the run-off area, emphasizing how off-track/off-lane space can still be hazardous.
self-ejecting bike
"So he hits the ground. You built a self-ejecting bike that you're dead on on road. Which is why every time anybody asks me how I felt about those bars"
“Self-ejecting” is a dramatic way of saying the bike can throw you off by itself when you brake hard or crash. In this case, the handlebar setup made it easier for the rider to get pitched forward.
A “self-ejecting” bike is a rider-centered way of describing a motorcycle that throws the rider off during a crash or sudden maneuver. Here, the speaker links the handlebar height/shape to how the rider’s body position during braking can lead to being launched over the front.
no plates, no insurance
"track bike, no plates, no insurance, no anything. And the lady also apparently didn't have the best insurance in the world."
That phrase means the bike wasn’t street-legal and didn’t have insurance. If there’s an accident, it can make everything harder for the rider and the other party.
“No plates, no insurance” means the motorcycle wasn’t legally registered and didn’t have active coverage. This matters because it affects liability, recovery of damages, and how incidents are handled after a crash.
side stand
"but it doesn't have a side stand on it because we cut that off about a year before this, and then immediately trips"
A side stand is the little leg that you flip down so the bike can stand on its own. In this story, removing it meant the rider couldn’t park safely and ended up tripping right after the crash.
A side stand is the kick-out support leg that lets a motorcycle rest upright without being held. The speaker notes the bike didn’t have a side stand because it was cut off, which led to an awkward fall while the rider was already injured.
vibration loosening fasteners
"my dad's version of do whatever you want is go operate a bunch of heavy machinery that has a bunch of vibrations, so it backed out a few of the screws and the plates..."
If something is bolted together and it gets lots of shaking, the bolts can gradually loosen. Once they loosen, the body may not heal properly and problems can happen.
The speakers describe how vibration from heavy machinery can cause screws that pass through a plate into bone to back out. This is a general mechanical principle: repeated vibration can overcome friction and allow threaded hardware to loosen, which can then contribute to complications like infection or delayed healing.
Loctite
"Fuck that noise, do they not use Loctite or something? What are these people doing?"
Loctite is a sticky chemical that’s put on screw threads so they don’t loosen over time. It’s meant to resist vibration, which is exactly what can make screws slowly back out.
Loctite is a brand of thread-locking adhesive used to keep threaded fasteners (like screws and bolts) from backing out due to vibration. In orthopedic hardware discussions, people often wonder whether a thread-locker would help prevent loosening.
safety wire
"here. You motorcycle guys love safety wiring everything. Oh my gosh, I have so much safety wire on everything. That's what I'm saying, like just, I don't know, attach a ligament to it."
Safety wire is a thin wire that’s twisted through holes in bolts so the bolt can’t loosen. It’s popular in racing because it helps keep important parts tight even when the car or bike vibrates a lot.
Safety wire is a method of mechanically securing fasteners (like bolts and screws) so they can’t loosen or back out under vibration. It’s commonly used in motorsports because it provides a redundant, tamper-resistant lock without relying on adhesives.
external fixation
"Don't you usually get external fixation of the wire so then they can Yeah, because it was where I broke my hand was in a really awkward spot because I split the joint in half and there wasn't really a lot of area to get a screw in if I needed a screw in."
External fixation is when doctors put pins into the bone and connect them to a frame outside the body to keep the bone in the right position. It’s used when there isn’t an easy way to hold the break internally with screws.
External fixation is a medical technique where pins or wires are attached to bone and connected to an external frame to hold alignment while healing. In the transcript, it’s discussed as an alternative to screws for stabilizing a broken joint in a difficult location.
external pins
"Yeah, because it was where I broke my hand was in a really awkward spot because I split the joint in half and there wasn't really a lot of area to get a screw in if I needed a screw in. So they were either going to have to put two screws in on other sides of my thumb and then a net that pulled the piece back or external pins to pull the like the tension to get that corner of the joint that I broke off back into place."
External pins are small metal pins put into the bone, then held by supports outside the body. They help keep a broken piece lined up while it heals.
External pins refer to pins placed into bone that are held by an external support structure to maintain alignment and stability. In this context, they’re mentioned as a way to apply tension and pull a joint fragment back into place when screws aren’t practical.
motorcycle racing
"So you're an adult now and have an adult job and you're getting back in a motorcycle racing. Well, yeah, but we're in the past. We're not going to talk about right now."
Motorcycle racing is tough on parts because everything shakes and loads up hard. That’s why racers use extra ways to make sure bolts and fasteners don’t loosen.
Motorcycle racing is a high-vibration, high-load environment where small hardware failures can become dangerous quickly. That’s why practices like safety wiring and other redundant retention methods are common in racing setups.
F4i
"So I got a F4i as a parking solution while I was in college because it was about two miles to walk from the parking lot... First car people, an F4i is a CBR 600 of what vintage?"
They’re talking about a Honda sport motorcycle called the CBR600F4i. It’s a 600cc bike from the early 2000s that the host says is reliable and easy to live with.
The speaker is referring to a Honda CBR600F4i, a 600cc sportbike era from the early 2000s. They’re using it as a practical “parking solution” while in college, then discussing its reputation and how it compares to other 600s.
CBR 600
"First car people, an F4i is a CBR 600 of what vintage? It's 2001 to 2004, I believe... Okay, widely considered to be one of the best 600s made."
The host compares the Honda CBR600F4i to the broader CBR 600 family, specifically noting the era and that it’s “widely considered” among the best 600cc sportbikes. This is part of why they chose it as a dependable track/dyno platform.
fuel injection
"It's 2001 to 2004, I believe, because it's the same thing as the CBR F4 just with fuel injection."
Fuel injection is how the bike delivers fuel to the engine using sensors and electronics. Compared to older carburetors, it usually makes the bike start easier and run more consistently.
Fuel injection is the system that meters fuel into the engine using electronic controls rather than a carburetor. The host highlights it as the defining difference between the CBR F4 and the CBR F4i, implying smoother operation and easier day-to-day reliability.
CBR F4
"It's 2001 to 2004, I believe, because it's the same thing as the CBR F4 just with fuel injection."
The speaker says the CBR600F4i is essentially the CBR F4 “just with fuel injection,” explaining the key difference between carbureted and fuel-injected versions. Fuel injection generally improves cold starts and throttle response consistency, which matters for track use.
Fiat 600
"...n. Okay, widely considered to be one of the best 600s made. They are the most indestructible motorcycl..."
The Fiat 600 is a small older car. In the podcast, they’re saying it’s known for being very tough and reliable compared to many other vintage cars. That reputation is part of why people still talk about and restore them.
The Fiat 600 is a small, early compact car that’s often remembered for being simple and durable. The podcast describes it as widely considered one of the best “600s” made and calls out its reputation for being hard to break. It’s discussed because these cars are frequently restored and used as dependable classics.
indestructible motorcycle
"They are the most indestructible motorcycle on the planet. You could not kill one of those if you tried."
The host claims the Honda CBR600F4i engine is “indestructible,” emphasizing durability under extreme conditions. They support it with examples like long operation without oil and continued running afterward, framing it as a track/dyno-friendly powerplant.
oiling system
"The oiling system that bike is awesome. It's actually one of the most common motors we used in the formula cars..."
The oiling system is how the engine gets oil to all the moving parts. On a track, the bike can experience oil starvation if the system isn’t good, so a strong oiling setup helps prevent engine damage.
The speaker credits the bike’s oiling system for its durability, implying strong lubrication and oil pickup performance. In track and racing contexts, oiling quality is crucial because sustained high RPM and cornering loads can starve the engine of oil.
oil starvation
"I think our record is 13 minutes without oil and it was fine. Motor still runs..."
The host mentions their record of running “13 minutes without oil,” which is essentially oil starvation. Oil starvation can quickly damage engines, so the claim underscores why they consider this motor unusually tolerant of abuse.
rod knock
"And no rod knock, no crazy clearances. When we put oil in it and then changed the oil..."
Rod knock is a scary-sounding engine noise that usually means internal wear. If there’s no rod knock, it suggests the engine isn’t suffering from major internal damage.
Rod knock is a serious mechanical noise caused by excessive clearance or bearing damage inside the engine. The host says there was “no rod knock,” using it as evidence the engine internals stayed healthy despite hard use.
odometer
"The bike I bought was D&D's dyno and track bike that had... 3,500 miles on the original odometer, which may or may not have been the original odometer."
The speaker discusses the motorcycle’s mileage (“3,500 miles on the original odometer”) and questions whether it was truly original. Mileage matters for buying and assessing wear, especially for track bikes where components can be stressed even at low indicated miles.
wheelie
"...it's the stunner bike of choice. You can leave them at a 12 o'clock wheelie almost all day where"
A wheelie is when you accelerate and the front wheel comes up. They’re saying this bike is easy to keep in that lifted position for a long time.
A wheelie is when the front wheel lifts off the ground under acceleration. The host says you can “leave them at a 12 o'clock wheelie almost all day,” describing how controllable the bike is for stunt/abuse-style riding.
oil pickups
"the oil pickups at and not blow the motor. They absolutely love them. They take a beating like nobody's business."
Oil pickups are the parts inside the engine that help pull oil from the bottom up to where it needs to go. If they don’t work right, the engine may not get enough oil and can get damaged.
Oil pickups are the intake screens/tubes inside the engine oil pan that draw oil up to the pump. If they’re clogged or damaged, the engine can lose oil pressure and overheat or fail.
timing chain
"Can't be the only thing wrong with them is they have a bad timing chain every now and then and you just put the manual adjuster in and that's it."
The timing chain keeps the engine’s moving parts lined up. If it goes bad, the engine timing can get off and cause major problems.
A timing chain synchronizes the crankshaft and camshaft so valves open at the correct time. If it stretches or fails, the engine can run poorly or suffer serious internal damage.
manual adjuster
"and you just put the manual adjuster in and that's it. So how did you go from what is like a reasonable sport bike"
A manual adjuster is a way to tighten or set the timing chain correctly. It can help fix timing-chain slack without replacing everything.
A manual timing-chain adjuster is a service part that lets you set chain tension to restore proper timing. It’s often used when a chain has slack or an automatic tensioner isn’t holding correctly.
first street bike
"So I got the F4i, rode it exactly four times, realized that was probably the stupidest motorcycle I could have bought as my first street bike"
Choosing a first street bike is about matching power delivery, weight, and ergonomics to your experience. Dirt-bike riders often expect different throttle response and traction behavior, so the “right” first bike depends on how you’ll actually ride.
DMV
"showed up to the DMV with all my paperwork and they went off. There's no way you can title this bike."
The DMV is where you go to make a vehicle legal on the road. They check paperwork and decide if it can be titled and registered.
The DMV is the government office that handles vehicle titling, registration, and licensing requirements. In this story, the DMV’s decision affects whether the motorcycle can legally be titled and registered.
safety inspection
"There's no way you'll get a safety inspection that will pass. And I went, well, cool. Here's my passing safety inspection."
A safety inspection is a check to make sure the bike is safe to drive. If it doesn’t pass, you may not be able to register or insure it.
A safety inspection verifies that a vehicle meets minimum roadworthiness requirements (brakes, lights, tires, etc.). Passing it is often required before a vehicle can be registered or insured.
temporary plates
"they were like, no, no temporary plates, no anything. Turns out that had been an insurance fraud"
Temporary plates are a short-term way to make a vehicle legal while you finish paperwork. In the story, they couldn’t get them, so the bike couldn’t be driven legally.
Temporary plates are short-term registration permits that allow limited legal operation while permanent paperwork is processed. The speaker says they were denied temporary plates, which prevented them from riding the bike legally.
insurance fraud
"Turns out that had been an insurance fraud and was registered as a crushed and repairable cube of metal due to them paying somebody out."
Insurance fraud is when someone lies or manipulates an insurance claim. It can cause a vehicle to get labeled as wrecked, which then makes it hard or impossible to get a clean title.
Insurance fraud is illegal deception to obtain a payout or benefits from an insurer. In this case, the motorcycle was allegedly involved in a claim that led to it being recorded as a wrecked vehicle, complicating titling and registration.
untitled
"Still untitled at this point? Oh, yes. Stolded to some stunner in Houston, actually. Drove all the way up"
Untitled means the bike doesn’t have the legal paperwork that proves ownership. Without that, you can’t easily register or insure it, and selling it later can be a headache.
An untitled vehicle hasn’t been properly issued a legal title, which can block registration, insurance, and resale. The host’s situation shows how a low purchase price can turn into a long, uncertain process to fix the title status.
title issues
"going to get this registered. It's got every title issue in the book. It's a great track bike. I've got all the track bearings on and it's kind of been converted into a street fighter, but you're kind of SOL on the title."
A “title issue” is a paperwork problem with who legally owns the bike. The bike can be fun to ride, but you might not be able to register it normally or sell it easily.
“Title issues” means the vehicle’s legal ownership paperwork has problems (for example, missing/incorrect paperwork, liens, or branding). Even if the bike runs great, title problems can make registration, insurance, or resale difficult.
track bike
"going to get this registered. It's got every title issue in the book. It's a great track bike. I've got all the track bearings on and it's kind of been converted into a street fighter, but you're kind of SOL on the title."
A track bike is built to be ridden hard on a race track. It usually has setup changes that make it handle better and stop better than a normal street bike.
A “track bike” is set up primarily for riding on a racetrack rather than commuting. That often means suspension/brake upgrades, tires meant for track use, and sometimes removing or changing street-legal components.
street fighter
"It's a great track bike. I've got all the track bearings on and it's kind of been converted into a street fighter, but you're kind of SOL on the title."
A “street fighter” is a motorcycle that’s been modified to look tough and minimal, often by removing the bulky fairings. It’s usually done for style and a more direct riding feel.
A “street fighter” is a motorcycle style where the bike is stripped down and modified to look and feel more aggressive—often removing fairings and changing the handlebars/lights. It’s more about aesthetics and attitude than a specific factory model.
track bearings
"It's a great track bike. I've got all the track bearings on and it's kind of been converted into a street fighter, but you're kind of SOL on the title."
Bearings are the parts that let wheels and steering move smoothly. “Track bearings” usually means bearings chosen for better performance and feel when riding hard.
“Track bearings” typically refers to higher-performance wheel/steering bearings used for track use. They can reduce friction and improve feel, but they still require correct installation and regular maintenance.
Suzuki Katana 750
"So I went from that to I got a Katana 750 that I totaled, what, three times, maybe four times? Then a Buol Blast that I still have actually just sold the Katana this year with a hole in the motor for exactly what I paid for it."
The Suzuki Katana 750 is a well-known motorcycle model from Suzuki. Here it’s being used as an example of a bike that got crashed repeatedly, showing how rough real riding can be.
The Suzuki Katana 750 is a classic sport-touring/sportbike model known for its distinctive styling and inline-four character. In this segment, it’s mentioned as a bike the speaker totaled multiple times, highlighting how track/street use can lead to repeated damage.
BMW R 1200 GS
"Then got a R 1200 GS for I traded a Ram X for it and a like when I was working at Moto Liberty. ... And then our 1200 GS is the big BMW touring bike, right? Oh, yeah, it's got. Oh, got it. Had 100,000 miles on it when I got it."
The BMW R 1200 GS is a long-distance adventure motorcycle. It’s known for being comfortable and capable, and the speaker is basically saying it’s a great “do-everything” bike even with lots of miles.
The BMW R 1200 GS is a popular adventure motorcycle built for long-distance touring and mixed-road riding. The speaker calls it a “big BMW touring bike” and describes it as an adventure-bike archetype, noting high mileage and ongoing use.
beater bikes
"It is honestly one of the best beater bikes I've ever gotten. So why do you, this is a dumb question me asking you this. If you have a really good bike, why do you need to buy every other bike that you can buy on Craigslist?"
A “beater” bike is one you use without worrying too much about keeping it perfect. It’s meant to be ridden and enjoyed, not protected like a collectible.
A “beater” is a vehicle you don’t baby—something you ride hard because it’s affordable or already has issues. The speaker frames the BMW R 1200 GS as one of the best beater bikes they’ve owned, emphasizing practicality over perfection.
buying multiple bikes (Craigslist/Facebook Marketplace)
"It is honestly one of the best beater bikes I've ever gotten. So why do you, this is a dumb question me asking you this. If you have a really good bike, why do you need to buy every other bike that you can buy on Craigslist? Because there's always more bikes to ride and there's always cool stuff."
They talk about why someone would keep buying more bikes instead of just sticking with one. The idea is that there are always new rides to find and try.
This segment discusses the motivation for owning multiple motorcycles—specifically using marketplaces like Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace to find more bikes to ride. It’s less about technical specs and more about the culture of collecting/rotating bikes.
carburetor
"I bought it from David at the shop with the, it ran great last time I ran it and then I just don't know how to tune a carburetor. ... got up there and left all my carburetor jets at home like I usually do."
A carburetor is how an older engine mixes fuel and air. If it’s not tuned right, the bike can be hard to start or run poorly.
A carburetor is the fuel-mixing device used on many older engines. The episode centers on jetting and tuning—getting the right fuel/air mixture so the engine starts easily and runs correctly.
premix
"Put gas in it, mix up the premix, started it up. Man, this thing just doesn't want to start. ... he melted the piston because he didn't put any oil in the pre or in the two stroke when he ran it last."
Premix means you mix oil into the gas before you pour it into the tank. Two-strokes need that oil for lubrication, so getting it wrong can destroy the engine.
Premix is the pre-mixed fuel/oil blend used for many two-stroke engines. The story highlights how critical the correct oil content is—running premix incorrectly can cause severe internal damage like a melted piston.
two-stroke
"Well, turns out he melted the piston because he didn't put any oil in the pre or in the two stroke when he ran it last."
A two-stroke engine needs oil mixed in with the fuel (or added separately) to lubricate it. If you forget the oil, the engine can overheat and get damaged quickly.
A two-stroke engine completes its power cycle in two strokes of the piston, and it typically relies on oil mixed with the fuel (or oil injection) for lubrication. The host’s mistake—running without adding oil to the premix—led to overheating and piston damage.
piston
"Well, turns out he melted the piston because he didn't put any oil in the pre or in the two stroke when he ran it last."
The piston is the part inside the engine that moves up and down to make power. If it overheats or isn’t lubricated, it can get damaged—like melting.
The piston is a key internal engine component that transfers combustion force to the crankshaft. In the segment, the host explains the piston was melted due to insufficient lubrication from missing oil in the premix.
top end
"$43 later off Amazon, turns out you can get an entire top in for one of these. Although at the time, I didn't realize that had a race kit in it."
The top end is the upper part of the engine that includes the cylinder and piston. Replacing it can get a damaged two-stroke back running, especially after something like piston failure.
The top end refers to the upper portion of a two-stroke engine—typically components like the cylinder and piston assembly. The host says you can buy an entire top end relatively cheaply, and that it included a race-oriented setup.
race kit
"Although at the time, I didn't realize that had a race kit in it. And I put a factory top end in a super built motor."
A race kit is a performance upgrade for a small engine. It usually changes parts like the cylinder/piston to make more power, but it can also require careful setup to run right.
A race kit is an aftermarket (or performance) cylinder/piston package intended to increase power by changing combustion characteristics and displacement. Here, the host connects the race kit to higher compression and improved charge flow through the two-stroke piston design.
1982 CR80 piston
"If you stick the 1982 CR80 piston specifically into one of these and then overbore it a little bit, you get a screaming race motor..."
They’re using a piston from a Honda CR80 (from 1982) as part of the scooter’s engine build. That piston choice helps the engine make more power when combined with other cylinder changes.
The host specifically references using a 1982 Honda CR80 piston as part of a big-bore build for the scooter. The CR80 is a Honda motocross model, and using its piston (with overboring) is described as the key step to creating a higher-displacement “race motor.”
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