A lively and casual chat unfolds with the All Torque Car Podcast crew celebrating a milestone episode while sharing personal stories about family, food, and recent outings. The hosts discuss their new addition to the car fleet, a Mercedes R-Class, debating engine swaps and modifications with humor and camaraderie. The conversation also touches on dining experiences, Valentine's Day plans, and the practicalities of fitting large groups into vehicles. The episode blends automotive enthusiasm with everyday life anecdotes, creating a relaxed and entertaining atmosphere.
Peter Tom Security and the Live Audience return from a seafood dinner and Tom continues to talk about food and which mother makes the best γαλατομπουρεκα. The Live Audience is pushing for her own voice. Peter talks about "Valentimes" Day. Tom buys another car for the fleet and talks about the time he drove the HSV W427 to Summernats.
"We've got a new car we're adding to the fleet. Yes. We bought another R. R class. R class. Not a Cayman R or 12-hour R."
The Mercedes-Benz R-Class is a big car that can carry lots of people and stuff. It's like a mix between a big SUV and a van, made by the Mercedes car company.
The Mercedes-Benz R-Class is a luxury multi-purpose vehicle (MPV) or crossover SUV produced by Mercedes-Benz. It is known for combining features of SUVs and minivans with a focus on spaciousness and comfort.
"R class. Not a Cayman R or 12-hour R. Why can't you say in so much fil..."
The Porsche Cayman is a small, sporty car that is really fun to drive because it handles very well. There is a special version called the 'R' that is even faster and lighter, but here they are talking about a regular Cayman. People like it because it feels exciting but is not as expensive as some other sports cars.
The Porsche Cayman is a mid-engine sports car known for its balanced handling and strong performance. The 'R' designation refers to a more track-focused, lighter, and more powerful variant, but the mention clarifies it's not the Cayman R model. It's often discussed for its driving dynamics and as a more affordable alternative to the 911.
"I want to put a big block blown, hanging out of the bonnet and the thing."
A big block is a big powerful engine with eight cylinders that makes a lot of power. People sometimes put a blower on it to make it even stronger.
A big block refers to a large displacement V8 engine, typically known for high torque and power output, often used in muscle cars and hot rods. These engines are physically larger than small block engines and can be modified with superchargers or blowers for increased performance.
""Why don't you go to the Subi boys and they can put a WRX engine in it.""
The WRX is a sporty Subaru car known for being fast and good at driving on all kinds of roads, even dirt or snow.
The Subaru WRX is a high-performance version of the Subaru Impreza, featuring a turbocharged engine and all-wheel drive, popular for its rally heritage and sporty driving dynamics.
""And he wants to put big ceramic, 400 mil ceramic brakes on it too. Yeah, yellow. Just ceramic, ceramic.""
Ceramic brakes are special brakes that help your car stop better and stay cooler, especially when driving fast or hard. They also weigh less than normal brakes, which helps the car handle better.
Ceramic brakes use ceramic composite materials for the brake rotors, offering better heat resistance, reduced brake fade, and lighter weight compared to traditional steel brakes. They are often used in high-performance and sports cars.
""Yellow brakes, ceramics, but massive calipers on the front.""
Calipers are parts of the brakes that press the brake pads onto the spinning discs to stop the car. Bigger calipers usually mean stronger brakes.
Calipers are the components in disc brake systems that squeeze the brake pads against the rotor to slow down or stop the vehicle. Larger calipers often indicate more powerful braking capability.
""You've done it when you buy the R63. There's only two sold in the country.""
The R63 AMG is a special, fast version of a big Mercedes SUV that is not very common. It has a strong engine and sporty features.
The Mercedes-Benz R63 AMG is a high-performance variant of the R-Class luxury crossover SUV, featuring a powerful AMG-tuned engine and sporty enhancements. It is rare, with very limited sales in some countries.
"But if the R63 came up, would you buy it? It did once. It did? We went for crazy money. Oh, really? I wasn't going to spend like 40 grand. Is that crazy money? No, but you know what I mean? For an R it is. We don't drive it."
The BMW M3 is a sportier and faster version of a regular BMW 3 Series car. It is popular for people who like fast cars that handle well.
The BMW M3 is a high-performance version of the BMW 3 Series, known for its sporty handling and powerful engine. The 'R63' likely refers to a specific variant or a misheard model related to the M3 series.
""Not cruise control or anything. The R, you just sit on cruise control, you just talk.""
Cruise control helps you drive at the same speed without pressing the gas pedal, making long drives easier and more comfortable.
Cruise control is a system that automatically controls the speed of a vehicle, allowing the driver to maintain a steady speed without keeping their foot on the accelerator.
The Mercedes-Benz M-Class is a type of luxury SUV, which is a bigger car that can carry more people and stuff. It was renamed to GLE later on, but it's the same kind of car.
The Mercedes-Benz M-Class is a mid-size luxury SUV produced by Mercedes-Benz. It was later renamed the GLE-Class in a rebranding effort to align with Mercedes' SUV naming conventions.
The Mercedes-Benz GLE is a newer version of the M-Class SUV. It's a big car that can carry people and stuff, and it has newer features and a fresh look.
The Mercedes-Benz GLE is the successor to the M-Class SUV, representing a mid-size luxury SUV with updated design and technology. The name change reflects Mercedes-Benz's new SUV naming strategy.
"Is that why we're doing a fleet sale and cleaning up here?"
A fleet sale is when a company sells a bunch of cars all at once. These cars are usually taken care of and might be cheaper than buying one from a regular person.
A fleet sale refers to the sale of multiple vehicles at once, often from a company or organization that owns a large number of cars. These sales can offer buyers access to well-maintained vehicles at potentially lower prices.
The Ford W-427 is a fast sports car that looks like an old classic but has a strong engine and modern parts. People like it because it drives really well and looks cool.
The Ford W-427 is a modern continuation of the classic Shelby Cobra 427, featuring a powerful V8 engine and lightweight design. It is a highly sought-after sports car known for its performance and classic styling.
The Porsche 911 Turbo S from the 996 generation is a fast sports car made around the early 2000s. It has a strong turbo engine and is popular with car fans.
The Porsche 911 Turbo S (996 generation) is a high-performance variant of the 911 sports car produced from 1997 to 2006. It features a turbocharged flat-six engine and advanced technology for its time, making it a desirable model among enthusiasts.
"And we're getting rid of the W-427. We don't drive it, mate."
The Holden W427 is a fast car made by an Australian company called Holden. It has a big engine that makes it go really fast and looks very sporty.
The Holden W427 is a high-performance muscle car produced by Holden Special Vehicles (HSV) featuring a powerful 7.0-liter V8 engine. It is known for its aggressive styling and strong performance characteristics.
The 7.2-liter engine means the engine is big and powerful, which helps the car go faster and have more strength.
A 7.2-liter engine refers to the total volume of all the cylinders in the engine, indicating a large displacement V8 engine that typically produces high power and torque.
"You took W-427 to Summonats. Yeah, I took it to Summonats, right?"
The W-427 is a special Chevrolet car with a big 7.0-liter engine that makes it very powerful. It's a modern version of old muscle cars.
The Chevrolet W-427 is a modern muscle car built by Chevrolet Performance, featuring a 7.0-liter V8 engine. It is a tribute to classic big-block muscle cars with modern engineering.
"...gain and all this. And eventually I got behind a Camry who was flying, sat behind him."
The Toyota Camry is a very common and dependable car that many people use every day. It's comfortable and doesn't cost a lot to fix, so lots of people trust it. Here, they are surprised because someone was driving a Camry really fast, which is not what you usually expect.
The Toyota Camry is a popular midsize sedan known for its reliability, comfort, and fuel efficiency. It's often used as a benchmark for everyday driving and is frequently praised for its low maintenance costs and strong resale value. The mention of a Camry 'flying' highlights that even practical cars can be driven spiritedly.
"Look at this guy, he's got the McLaren up his bedroom. Yeah, he's involved. Portelli, Portelli, what is he doing? I had a McLaren once in my bedroom too, she was great."
McLaren is a company that makes very fast and fancy cars. They are famous for racing and making cars that go really fast.
McLaren is a British automotive manufacturer known for producing high-performance sports cars and supercars. They are renowned for their advanced engineering and motorsport heritage, especially in Formula 1.
"So Kit Kats running a promotion, you can win a trip to Monza, F1."
Formula 1, or F1, is a type of car racing with very fast cars that race on special tracks all over the world. It's the most famous and exciting car racing series.
Formula 1, or F1, is the highest class of international single-seater auto racing sanctioned by the FIA. It features the fastest and most technologically advanced racing cars competing on circuits worldwide.
"So Kit Kats running a promotion, you can win a trip to Monza, F1."
Monza is a race track in Italy where the fastest cars in the world, called Formula 1 cars, race. It's very famous and has been used for racing for a long time.
Monza is a famous racing circuit in Italy known for hosting the Formula 1 Italian Grand Prix. It is one of the oldest and fastest tracks in the F1 calendar, renowned for its high-speed straights and historic significance.
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Now you can test.
Test, test, test.
Now we can test, test, test, test.
Anyone testing?
Testing, testing.
One, two, four, five, ten.
Oh, I can't even test these.
Hey, because you know,
Pete can't count properly.
This is probably episode three, 18.
It's like 251 or something.
Oh, 251, but it's supposed to be a celebration of 250.
We haven't done our 250.
But we've skipped the 250 and moved straight onto 267.
So we'll celebrate the 268th.
Yeah, but it's the same.
Bring us 250.
You know, the Simpsons celebrated the 427th episode spectacular.
OK, so what are we going to call this?
Partacular feast.
Feast.
The feast.
The feast.
The feast.
OK, go for it.
Chick, one, two.
Chick, one, two.
Oh, two, two.
Time to cut the cake.
Or we could do some cake.
Cake, cake.
They saw your head, your mother does a nice thing.
Go to the Buddha temple.
No, not for you.
Yes, she does.
Not for you.
No, George's mother-eating law, that doesn't.
Mate, none of your business.
Did I talk to you?
Yeah, but I don't care.
They live next door to each other, so they all do it.
Mate, I'll tell you now.
Ready?
The mum, which is...
George's mother.
Your mother.
My mum, yeah.
The lady I call mum.
Yes, mum.
All right, I call mum.
Makes her mad.
I love her so much.
Yeah, mum, number two, which is George's mother-in-law,
which is your...
She's a mother, not his mum.
No, Anna's mum.
Yeah, Anna's mum.
What is she to you?
Nothing.
Okay, nothing.
She makes a mad leg ham.
Fuck!
Leg of ham.
You give her a leg of ham, and she turns into something
that...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The honey just melts.
She's a frickin' good cook.
It's called Christmas, mate.
She's a good cook.
She's a good cook.
See, I think when George was trying to hook up with Anna,
she called it, you know?
Yeah, I know.
When George was trying to hook up with Anna,
he went off her mum's cooking.
That's what I'm meant to believe.
That's what I'm meant to believe.
I don't want to...
So you reckon...
Are you telling that Anna doesn't cook?
I didn't say that.
We didn't say that.
Are you saying that, Mr. Security?
Are you saying that security?
Mate, I'm not silly, because she'll kill us.
She'll hurt.
She's a good thrower.
Yeah, that's right.
So we're not saying that, but her mother is a sensational...
She'll learn off her mum.
She's a good cook.
Yeah, that's...
Yeah, yeah.
If she learn.
And her dad, you can tell that he's a taste tester.
Yes, yes.
And he's a terrific guy.
Top bloke, and...
Yep.
Mate, you go there, and he wants to drink straight away.
Yeah, that's it.
Before entree.
But I'm telling you now, you take her a plain leg ham.
What's the chicka-chicka-chicka?
You can't whisper the microphone up there.
Anyway.
We don't have subtitles.
And we just came back from Oatly.
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
You are listening to the All Talker podcast.
And who we got?
Hosted by Peter Otis.
Featuring Tom, the Roevee reporter.
We've got security.
We've got Rick with us.
The Fireman's back.
The Fireman's back, and we've got the live audience.
Yay!
So...
When are you going to make a limba?
And we said, well, yeah, actually...
She's sure.
Yeah, she gets too nervous when she sits in front of,
like, the microphone.
She starts stuttering.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at the mic, and you'll understand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then the dribble comes out of her mouth.
It's just, listen.
Yeah, all she hears.
That's why we've got security.
I wish I could make that noise now.
You're like, bloop!
Oh, you know, dripping water.
Oh, no, it doesn't sound like that.
I thought it just sort of hangs down, just goes, brood.
Yeah, yeah.
The moment's anxiety here.
Oh, here we go.
That's why we've got security there.
That's right.
So the live audience doesn't attack the hosts of the show.
So what's going to be?
We're in, like, non-desert funny mode,
because we just had a seafood platter for a family of five.
I don't know, more than that.
For five.
And I added, like, double the amount of ingredients.
Family?
Family.
Family, ten.
Family.
And it was good.
We've over-eaten.
Enough to feed a nicest family, all right?
Yes, yes.
If they could get here.
And we're all carrying the basketball under us.
So we had a good response from last week's episode
with Tom and Rick Shaw, getting excited.
Easter's coming up, so we're going to go out there.
And by the way, after the show,
was a good feed down at...
What was it called?
I don't know.
Near the old RMS.
Yeah, the Haberfield Five Look.
Haberfield Five Look.
That Italian pizza has been there forever.
And opened every night.
Yeah, till 10 o'clock.
And they've got authentic Brazilian waitresses.
Yes, you had a Brazilian Italian restaurant.
Yeah, authentic.
But it was a good feed.
Al Dente.
But they were good.
We left in a hurry so we could make it home,
and we just made it home.
I was like, I can't.
No, we shouldn't have talked about yourself.
Well, what happened?
What did you eat the wrong way?
I mean, I had my gnocchi with...
I thought you ate the wrong way.
I had my gnocchi with nothing on it.
Well, it came out the wrong way, let me tell you.
Yeah, okay.
Well, did you sit down?
You had a pizza?
I had everything.
What a security.
You went to share with security.
Like, yeah, we had the Valentine's meal packed, didn't you?
Yeah, well, actually, happy Valentine's Day to everyone,
you know, even though we missed that...
Valentine's.
Valentine.
Is that what you say, Valentine's?
Valentine.
Well, usually I go to dinner with Fyreman Rick,
but we missed out this year.
Yeah, well, I've said it about Valentine's Day.
Like, you know, she's...
Before or after you got in trouble.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, I'll tell you what happened on Valentine's Day,
but I mean, she's a planner, she does weddings,
and she feels sorry for couples
that want to get married on Valentine's Day
because the flowers cost triple.
Oh, you haven't afforded that.
Yeah, crazy.
And your restaurant will cost triple
when you want to celebrate your anniversary.
But that's what happens for romance.
Yeah, don't get married on Valentine's Day.
Romance.
But I've got my Christmas present on Valentine's Day.
What, did you get laid for the first time?
No, no, no, the whole family is there.
No, no.
We went to Felix, a French restaurant.
Are you going to cut that out, by the way,
because you're the only one who'll go.
No, I'm going to play it and play it to my wife
the whole weekend.
I'm going to play it on the speaker.
It's going to be on the little book.
Read it all, read it.
But my kids were there because they bought my Christmas
present, lunch at Felix, French restaurant in the city,
near where all the IVs are and all that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the same way.
Good feed, top feed, yeah.
Yeah, it's still nice.
Huberse is more authentic if you want French
with a jazz band playing.
I'm trying to think of a word the French say.
No, Huberse has got frogs and snails
where Felix is more like your meat, you know.
The only restaurant I remember, French restaurant,
was Darling Harbor, right in the corner at the top,
near the Monterey where it was.
Was there a French restaurant there?
The main road opposite the pub there,
right on the corner.
I don't know if it's still there.
A croissant shop doesn't count as a French restaurant.
No, it's a French shop, man.
That's stale, they talk.
French vanilla ice cream doesn't count, right?
OK, all right.
So what did you do on Valentine's Day?
It was last week.
I worked.
It was a Saturday.
We were stripping the server.
Yeah, we had wiring problems in here.
Oh, you needed a crash to you?
Yeah, everything crashed.
Because you were preparing for Valentine's Day.
Yeah, it's like, because you blew up the NBN box.
I blew up the NBN box.
Everything got touched, fucked up.
What website was it?
They really pushed it over.
Nubs on the run?
Yeah.
Back door.
Anyway, wait.
We've got a new car we're adding to the fleet.
Yes.
We bought another R.
R class.
R class.
Not a Cayman R or 12-hour R.
Why can't you say in so much filling that it's a Mercedes R?
And it's funny, because my brother drove to Queensland.
He's on his way for a holiday.
Because it's his wedding anniversary.
But he did take his wife with him.
Yes.
Oh, because then it's cooking, of course.
That's right, that's right.
And he saw the R being delivered on the way back.
Yeah, it's on the truck, like,
cost hardware, I think he's seen it up that way.
Is it because it doesn't run?
Or is it?
Why is it so low?
Because we brought it up in Queensland,
and they're shipping it down, as we speak.
You don't know if a professional driver could have flown up
business class on it.
Yeah, we've done it before.
Yeah, we went down low with security.
That makes the average up.
We want to make sure it got in your eye.
Oh, what do you mean?
I brought the GTS down for George.
We brought the GLC.
But he recommended a wheel.
No, you drive it when you.
I didn't get a car.
Oh, GLC.
No, you didn't say that.
Did you?
No, you saw?
I've got this thing in my head.
Yeah.
I've already gone to one guy, anything, because I'm cuckoo.
I want to put a big block blown,
hanging out of the bonnet and the thing.
And the R-class?
Yeah.
But the R-class bonnet slopes up, doesn't it?
No, I know that.
But the firewall sticks out.
I went to one engineer.
So what's the big block we're going to put in there?
L-sirven?
No, big block.
450, 400, I don't know.
Something big.
He said it would be anywhere.
We'll blow up.
That's how driving car.
And the first engineer we went to said,
look at me and laugh at me.
Why?
Because it's an R-class.
Yeah.
I've got one more up the road here.
I'm going to try him soon.
Why don't you go to the Subi boys
and they can put a WRX engine in it.
No.
So I can do that.
No, we don't like that.
How does it go?
Psst, psst, psst.
I wish I could make that noise, but it doesn't work.
You can't do that noise.
No.
Psst, psst, psst.
With a takatuka sound, remember that?
A takatuka, that's right.
Takatuka sound.
And he wants to put big ceramic,
400 mil ceramic brakes on it too.
Yeah, yellow.
Just ceramic, ceramic.
You want to get ceramic plates for the inside
when you go to drive through.
That's what you should do.
No, and that's in my head too now.
Yellow brakes, ceramics,
but massive calipers on the front.
And the reason why I bought that car,
just for our stupid steering wheel.
So you bought a whole car for the steering wheel
to put in the other archives.
Yeah, but then we ended up liking this one better.
You know what I'm going to say?
You've done it when you buy the R63.
There's only two sold in the country.
Yeah, but last time there was an R500 for sale.
We went for 30,000.
We're going for it, but it went,
no, yeah, but the 500 went for 11 grand.
But it's an O6, it's too old.
Too old, yeah.
And to bring that motor over to me,
it's just too much work.
I have to go to, into that.
And it's just...
But if the R63 came up, would you buy it?
It did once.
It did?
We went for crazy money.
Oh, really?
I wasn't going to spend like 40 grand.
Is that crazy money?
No, but you know what I mean?
For an R it is.
We don't drive it.
It sits there.
It only goes through when we have a race meeting.
Yeah, it's just...
So only what we use it for is,
like now when we've got the BAFTA 6L on.
We'll take that.
We'll see if you do not.
Yeah, yeah.
We will all pile in that car
and it will fit 10 of us in there.
You know what I mean?
Drive to the hotel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's fuck a car, you gotta get drinks.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
And it fits us all in there
and we just drive to the hotel.
And not bad.
Like, we're not killing ourselves to get in there.
No.
But we fit 10 of us in there
or nine of us in there
and just to where we're going to go.
Yeah, it's perfect, you know?
Makes sense.
And it's easy to drive.
It's just a very easy car.
I've got...
I drove one of them to Newcast
on Honebally with six of us in the back in the diesel.
Went all right.
Yeah, like, we've got vans here.
I've just bought another disabled van
and it's a seven or eight-seater.
We could take all these.
I've got another van, a nine-seater we could take,
but it's just a shit car to drive to.
I don't want to drive it down there.
Not cruise control or anything.
The R, you just sit on cruise control, you just talk.
Yeah, no.
I sit half sideways talking to everyone.
It's based on a flat tyre.
You just keep on driving.
Yeah.
It's just...
It's just a kind of change of tyre.
It's based on an M-class,
like the old M-GLE.
Yeah.
So they're a pretty reliable car.
They're not bad.
But the reason why...
But you're in love with them.
Yeah, I know.
I can't help it.
The reason...
That's why I want to put a big blight.
It's never been done.
How many have you got?
How many have you had?
Three.
And how many have you had?
Well, I'll...
I'll fair a few.
Right, but...
No, what...
The reason why we brought this one...
Right, two reasons.
The steering wheel on it
only came out in that one year.
Right?
And it's worth $6,000.
What is it?
What's the steering wheel?
Like, it's just a normal R-class steering wheel.
Yeah, but it's a little bit like it's...
Like an AMG, but it's a sport.
It's perfectly round.
No, it's not.
That's the thing.
And it's $6,000.
And you can't find a second hand done up.
We tried everywhere.
Obviously, it's everything.
So anyway, I mentioned it to your brother.
Yeah.
About this Mercada.
And then he goes,
why don't we just buy the car?
I go, should we not?
Should we there?
We got it.
And then all of a sudden,
I get a text one night in the middle of the night.
We bought it.
No, the compliance plate with a circle around it.
It's the date of his birthday.
Oh, I had to get it.
And then he goes, I'll fucking get it.
Is that why we're doing a fleet sale and cleaning up here?
Then all of a sudden, we've got an R with the steering wheel.
Yeah, we're cleaning up the garage,
the W-427s on the market,
the 996 Turbo S is on the market.
Oh, really?
Few normal plates are on the market
because you don't know what's going to come in there.
All to be revealed.
It's not here yet.
So we've got a new queen coming.
And we're getting rid of the W-427.
We don't drive it, mate.
I know that.
There's no bar.
What's the number?
What's the number of you?
The Holden.
Yeah.
Well, the 7.2-liter one.
Yeah, the 7.0-liter.
Yeah, it's for sale.
You know what happened to me once with that, Pete?
What happened?
I took it to Summonats in that car.
You took W-427 to Summonats.
Yeah, I took it to Summonats, right?
And then it left.
And I drive in there and, mate,
all these people straight away come up to me.
I've kicked frickin' 20 of those out today already.
That car isn't to be in here.
OK, no, no, no.
Sorry, you haven't kicked any of these cars out.
There's nothing around.
You've kicked throughout.
No, no, exactly like this.
I go, no, you don't understand.
This is a special car.
Well, no, I took it there.
Yeah, that wouldn't have gone in.
No, I had a big argument with them.
Jack in the bonnet and showed them what's in there.
Didn't even get a chance.
This lady was a bitch.
I was in a lady, except it was a station wagon.
You would have got it in.
Yeah, if I could, they'd bother knocking.
Hey, anyway, so I go to them.
What time they close?
I said nine o'clock.
I worked it out.
Takes a certain amount of time to get there.
I drove back to Sydney.
I booked in the hotel, dropped off my kids.
I had no kids.
Left them there, jumped in the car, drove back to Sydney.
Had your brother waiting.
Oh, that's right, yeah, I heard you.
Had your brother waiting for me at Taylorwood Petrol Station
where Macca's is.
Old Facebook, yeah.
No, what'd you take down?
The vegan group A.
Oh, the group A.
That we just got.
No radio in it.
No aircon.
No aircon, no nothing.
Jumped in that here, had filled it with petrol.
It was running.
And there was kid cats on the windscreen
with the, so apparently AC on, but it wasn't.
So did those kid cats melt like the thing I wore?
Yeah, no, melted.
And I jumped in it and I fly back to Canberra
trying to work out if I do X amount of speed,
how many kilometers I'm gonna gain and all this.
And eventually I got behind a Camry who was flying,
sat behind him.
And I got back 10 minutes to spare
and then the gates closed when we were getting screwed in here
and they couldn't get out.
And lucky, I only had to open the gate
because I got the same gates alone.
I opened the gate and they loved me ever since then.
Oh, champion.
Yeah, but yeah, that's the story of that.
Here's my brother's sheet, I don't have no brother.
Huh?
You know the money we brought him back?
Yeah, yeah.
We put in an envelope for him,
gave it to him, said here you go.
Yeah.
Happy Sema.
Anyway, he decided to go out for dinner last week
and wanted to open the envelope to use the cash.
There's American money.
It's only in US dollars.
I told him, why don't we take it now
that he's gone to Queensland?
Just take it.
And no, run a double.
The dollar's good.
Oh, to take it, he should have stayed at the casino.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
He should have taken it.
I'm sure he took it with him.
No, he didn't.
I spoke to him this morning.
I saw he saved me for us again.
He left, yeah, I go, so yeah, that's right.
So give it back to us.
Give it back to us.
But it would have been good if he took it,
doubled it twice, and then gave it back to us.
But win.
Yeah, I got a win.
Would have been great if he spooned 1,000 each,
but anyway, it's a win.
Yeah, yeah.
So, so you saw the R class and the way down.
Yes.
Speaking of Summonats, Summonats is in America this year.
In March, first time in Miami.
I don't know.
The Australian's doing it.
Yeah, Summonats in America,
first time it's happening in March.
So that'd be interesting.
Oh, yeah, Las Vegas.
In Miami.
I wonder how many of our cars,
in Florida.
They're gonna sponsor to fly out there.
Do you reckon they're gonna take Aussie cars?
It's in Tampa, sorry.
It's called Summonats Going to USA Freedom Factory
in Florida near Tampa, March 12th to 14th.
Well, they must have organized something
to be able to do it.
Well, what's his name?
Look at this guy, he's got the McLaren up his bedroom.
Yeah, he's involved.
Portelli, Portelli, what is he doing?
I had a McLaren once in my bedroom too, she was great.
What? Is that her name, McLaren?
She French as well.
We added a few letters to it.
Yeah, it growling.
It wasn't growling, but she purred.
She purred.
Did the Kit Kats freeze or melt on the bone?
Melted.
It's been a Kit Kat, it's not that we're sponsored
by Kit Kat, they're running a promo.
It's all legit.
They're legit.
I hope.
You can't whisper. What are you whispering for?
Wait, wait, wait, what did you say about Kit Kats?
So Kit Kats running a promotion, you can win a trip to Monza, F1.
F1. Wait, F1, but hang on a sec. Wait, there's got to be a short pause, right?
Ready? Now.
Yeah, you bring the Kit Kats.
Security will give you a whisper.
He said he hopes so.
Pause back on.
Yeah, so there it is. That's the actual box with the checkered flag.
So if you've been entering the competition, you're going to throw it out.
I've just been fucking eating them.
What's wrong with you?
I've got two boxes of Kit Kats.
Yeah, but you've eaten them all.
Come back.
Come back.
None for me.
I've got to fit an economy.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm being serious.
I got one.
Thank you.
Fuck yeah, you got one.
My pause!
So that's not the Kit Kats that we're really excited about. It's the F1.
No, both.
But Dumbo here has been throwing out their rappers.
What is that, Miss Kit Kats?
Let's say, we're getting those last doors, why not?
I saw you getting the door, all right, here you go.
You have to clean these.
I hate that bus, you're puffed out.
Because he just went to the fridge, what'd you do?
Oh, fuck.
How?
Off of that running.
It's like a meter and a half.
You have to bend down, grab the thing.
Now, I'm even getting lightheaded.
And so what do you do with this entry?
How do you do it?
We eat the Kit Kat first.
You eat the Kit Kat, and we've got the live audience
reading the instructions.
So how do you win?
Can we rig it?
And wait, I'm not there yet.
Oh, what are you reading, the ingredients?
Are you spitting it out?
She's spitting, she's setting it out.
Kit Kat, that tastes the same.
Hey, security and the fireman, look, they're fine.
But they're fucking softened out of the teetown.
It's not sweet.
There's enough room for Kit Kat's.
Don't worry, like I said, like I said,
John, I wish I knew your name to your cake shop,
but I'll be there Monday to change the mirror,
and I'll bring in a van with me.
So yeah, let's just get this straight.
The audience doesn't know what you're talking about.
So effectively, you're fixing a car
and getting paid in cakes.
But that happens a lot.
How do you think we've got the Kit Kat's
and all the cans of V in there?
Are you fixing cars for Kit Kat's and V's?
We always have.
That's like a box of Kit Kat, what's that?
80 bucks.
No, we've got two boxes of Kit Kat's.
160 bucks.
About six, you've seen the pallets of V's we get sometimes in.
Six, 24 packs of different flavor V's.
So if I smash my car and I'll bring like a box of Donuts,
is that enough?
I'm the chickens.
Yeah, your face lit up.
Three ones, nice ones, yeah, I don't mind.
The Biskoff ones.
Hey, Pete.
Not the responsible Biskoff.
You're back to your brother's mother-in-law and father-in-law.
Yes.
Once I fixed their car and they bring me...
Oh, what did they pay you?
Baked potatoes and...
No, no, I haven't.
Baked chicken.
Baked chicken, I can't remember what it was.
Oh yeah.
And you were happy.
Oh yeah, freaking bloody hell, what would not be?
And you ran that receipt through, you walked in and noticed?
No, I shouldn't have done something.
But the best ever was my brother-in-law, Favelina.
Yes.
He...
Mr. Favelina.
Favelina, Mr. Favelina, Mr. Fa, Favelina.
Mr. Favelina.
He can't be right.
His mother-in-law and father-in-law used to own a restaurant, right?
And every time I'd fix his car, because they were Italians,
they didn't like to give out money.
Or no, no, no, Chilean, Chilean.
The in-laws are Chilean.
Chilean.
He's Italian.
Yeah, right, the in-laws are Chilean.
Yeah, right, I'll make you...
He used to make this meat thing with egg in the middle of it.
What?
Yeah, and it was a beautiful, like, it was beautiful.
And what I'll do is I'll say, give me six of them.
You ready for the obvious?
Did they put Chilean it?
I don't know, no.
But make me six of them, but it'll be a time frame,
like, one every month or whatever.
Oh, so it was an installment plan?
Yeah, an installment plan.
And I was happy to do it.
But I'll be looking forward to getting it, you know?
I think he ripped me off one month.
You reckon he only got five?
Yeah, I've done words about it, but he's gone now.
Yeah, he's gone now, so he's sitting on a pot of gold.
You know, we had a short one today.
Another reason why I'm not sure,
I thought he'd bring the power cord.
We're running on normal batteries.
My poor daughter started uni this week
and she wanted to back up her phone.
Oh, how'd that go?
Yeah, she had to, not enough room to back it up.
She finally backed it up.
Then the phone would turn on.
So you had to empty the phone
and then she went to get the backup back,
but the passwords don't work.
Sorry, if I get a password.
Yeah.
Is that ever happening?
She must have got it encrypted.
Yeah, it's encrypted.
That's what the guy said.
She went to the Apple store.
She put it in encryption.
So she used my laptop, had the power cord.
She could do it without encryption.
Well, I don't know whether she ticked it or not.
So...
Sorry, Mr. Security.
We're not security-minded.
But I also had a spare phone.
I could have made everything go to the other phone
rather than backing it up.
But anyway, who would have thought it was gonna not work?
See, that's why we don't like technology.
We're just like our SCs.
Yeah, but the Apple genius said
you've got to go back to the original password.
Is that true?
Yeah, they can.
No, they can't.
She took the laptop and her phone
and the genius said, no, not good.
Well, yeah, so it's just a nice little short one.
Anything else? Any other topics?
I'm ready to go to bed now.
You ready to go to bed?
Just your own number.
Eyes are getting glitter water.
Yeah, because you ran one meter to the floor.
Yeah, fuck it.
It killed me.
Fuck it.
It's actually three meters.
It's the first time you're not running to go to the toilet.
Well, it's time to build up.
I've got to let one rip soon,
but because she tells you I'm...
Oh, well, I won't bring you to the toilet.
That'll stop you, doesn't it?
We're going to check if John is okay.
Because I don't know if someone else died in there before me.
Anyway, Radis, review us.
Follow us on Instagram.
You're getting the hang of it, eh?
One day I'm not going to be here.
You're going to have to turn it all on.
Red light means go.
Yeah, we figured that out the hard way.
He knows the on and off switch, eh?
Now I do.
Oh, yeah.
We didn't know before.
No, I do.
No, not when I went...
Do a whole show.
Not when I went back to Japan with him peeing all over the place.
On the chess cam.
That was all right.
Those chess cams are good.
We've got to get them.
Why didn't you get them?
We know someone who can get them for us.
Can you get us the chess cams?
So we can put this on...
We can get them for you as pre-security providers.
That's what I mean.
You've got to get them.
Can you get them, please?
I've got two of them.
Oh, now he's got two of them.
Thanks for telling us.
I always...
I think you're much in big.
There you go.
Big episode coming up next week.
Big special.
We've got our annual...
Well, by annual, we haven't had it for a while.
Is it dinner?
The captain's joining us
for his married at first sight wrap-up.
He's going to tell us which couples will make it
and which ones won't.
I think it's pretty fucking obvious to see
which ones ain't going to make it.
But they're vicious, man.
Vicious.
They're scaring me.
Oh.
You know, when you're a model,
you think you'd be beautiful on the inside.
Thank you.
Thanks for noticing, Pete.
No, she's a real...
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not you.
Not you.
I'm just all...
Modelled out.
Yeah.
We ain't out by a long way like that.
You're like a Lego model.
We're one piece missing.
Where the fuck is it?
All good.
Got the question.
Don't worry.
That's right, see?
Rate us, review us.
Follow us on Instagram.
Send us your questions.
I've got a question as well.
Alltalkatoutlook.com.au.
Sure one.
No power cord.
But we made it.
We got through.
Thank you for listening and bye for now.
Thank you.
Bye.
That should be the name of it.
Sure one.
No power cord.
That or George's mother-in-law.
That's right.
Sometimes like before when you walked in here and we're all fucking having a go at everyone
and all of that.
Just let it run.
Just let it run.
Yeah, and enter it.
Yeah, and then enter it and just put shows you between like...
Like a BTS behind the scenes.
Behind the scenes.
Oh!
Not behind the scenes.
That's right.
No.
Bloopers.
Bloopers.
Or you know what?
Bloopers.
It's just like...
Like when Chateau comes near the microphone.
I joined up for Stan last night just so I could watch...
The Winter Olympics.
No.
The fucking masks behind the scenes.
But I went to bed.
But see how they suck you in the $16 a month.
And you didn't watch it?
No, I went to bed.
But you watch it now?
Yeah, I know.
I'm not going to sit there playing with it.
But I'm just saying.
Playing with the microphone.
Oh, the remote.
And Stan.
And Stan.
Anyway.
He's not going to do the microphone.
Let's go.
It's not waterproof.
Oh.
Excuse me.
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