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258: Suicidal Kangaroos

258: Suicidal Kangaroos

All Torque Car Podcast Jun 06, 2026 38 min
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About this episode

Conversation swings from Mercedes and BMW shopping to bodywork and driver-assist quirks, then lands on the episode’s “suicidal kangaroos” theme. They discuss painting a damaged “chippy front end,” stripping the whole front end, and a squeaky roof fix. Later, they compare self-steering and adaptive cruise behavior, including unwanted hard braking triggered by shadows and kangaroos. The hosts also get into EV battery swap ideas, hydrogen station limits, and a lot of brand-profit “sales math.”

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Car

E-Class

"And I looked at the E-Class, beautiful car, expensive. They're all four cylinders, except for the AMGs."

The Mercedes E-Class is a popular Mercedes model line. Here they’re talking about an E-Class with a squeaky sunroof/roof, and how you may need to remove some interior trim to fix it.

Car

AMGs

"They're all four cylinders, except for the AMGs. No, this one's..."

AMG is Mercedes’ performance brand. In this conversation, they’re saying the AMG versions are different from the regular E-Class engines.

Car

E-300s

"Yeah, but the new ones, they're all the E-300s and two litre, it's like, nah."

“E-300” is a specific version of the Mercedes E-Class. They’re saying the newer E-300s use a smaller, two-liter engine, and that’s part of why they chose something else.

Car

540D

"So I ended up going the 540D. So..."

“540d” is a BMW 5 Series model that runs on diesel. They’re saying they chose the BMW 540d instead of the Mercedes option they were considering.

Term

sunroof

"Does it have a squeaky sunroof like mine? The Beamer, it's just all glass."

A sunroof is a glass panel in the roof that can open. They’re talking about a squeaky sunroof and how to track down what’s causing the noise.

Term

rubber

"Tony told me, that you've got to rip out the lining, you've got to take all the rubber out."

They’re talking about the rubber seals/gaskets around the roof opening. If those seals are loose or rubbing, they can make squeaky noises.

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hood lining

"So you know what to do? Drop the hood lining. Yeah."

“Hood lining” here refers to interior/exterior trim panels under or around the hood/sunroof area that cover structural parts and help with noise insulation. The advice is to remove and re-fit the lining so the squeak source can be accessed and the fasteners/seating can be corrected.

Car

BMW E63

"So it's one of the three. The, my boss had the E-63 and the sunroof cracks. It cracks on top of the roof."

The BMW 6 Series is a more premium BMW that’s typically bigger and more upscale than the smaller models. The podcast mentions a problem where the sunroof area (the roof around it) can crack. If you’re looking at one, it’s important to check the roof and sunroof condition closely.

Term

re-weld

"because I have to pull everything off and re-weld everything. It's the sickness of it."

“Re-weld” means they cut out or fix the damaged metal and weld it back together. Roof repairs like this are expensive because they usually require taking a lot of the car apart first.

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blind

"So the first year it's a powdery roof, it doesn't open. So it's a fixed roof with a blind. And everything in the BMW is the opposite."

The “blind” is the interior shade that you pull over the sunroof opening. In this story, the roof opening is broken, so the car ends up behaving like a fixed roof with only the shade working.

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boot

"To open the boot, you know, you pull the handle. I'm pulling, doesn't open, doesn't open."

“Boot” is just the trunk—the storage space at the back of the car. They’re trying to open it but the latch/handle isn’t working.

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electric cars

"Well, you've had electric cars, man, everything's pushed. I know that now. And it's got the hockey puck."

Electric cars run on electricity stored in a battery instead of using gasoline. The host is saying they’ve been around EVs and that changes what they expect from the car.

Term

hockey puck

"And it's got the hockey puck. It was into electric cars for a while."

The host is calling a small round part or button a “hockey puck” because of how it looks. They’re pointing out a specific control/component on the car.

Car

Land Rover Range Rover

"So, in JLR, 23. So, Range Rover, Land Rover. 23."

The Range Rover is a large luxury SUV from Land Rover. It’s designed to be comfortable like a high-end car, but it’s also made to handle rough roads. It’s mentioned because it’s one of the brand’s top, most premium models.

Car

Porsche 24

"like to four. I can't believe Porsche 24 cars to match for one Ferrari profit."

The Porsche 924 is an older Porsche sports car made decades ago. It’s known as a classic model that helped make Porsche sports cars more accessible. The podcast mentions it while talking about classic car comparisons and value.

Term

ABS

"Especially underneath, Bosch. Like, a lot of electronics, all the safety, the ABS."

ABS is a safety system that helps you brake without the wheels locking up. That way you can still steer while stopping hard.

Company

Bosch

"we've just Bosch on it, is $350. Was it from the same place? So was it cheap with a Bosch?"

Bosch is a big company that supplies car parts to lots of different brands. Here, they’re using Bosch as the source for a headlight, and that changes how much it costs.

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parallel

"No, because I got it through Bosch or someone who parallel, you know what I mean? So there's no middle one."

Here, “parallel” means buying the part through a different supply route than the official one. That can make it cheaper because it bypasses some of the usual pricing layers.

Brand

Mercedes

"Where the other one that's going to, say, Mercedes, or this V-Dub, by the way, this one, has got a V-Dub box."

Mercedes is a luxury car brand. They’re using it as an example of how parts for certain brands can cost more depending on who sells them.

Brand

V-Dub

"or this V-Dub, by the way, this one, has got a V-Dub box. Oh, yes, so they put their markup on it."

“V-Dub” is a nickname people use for Volkswagen. They’re talking about a Volkswagen-branded part/box and how that channel can add extra cost.

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markup

"this V-Dub, by the way, this one, has got a V-Dub box. Oh, yes, so they put their markup on it. They've marked up on it."

“Markup” just means the price a shop adds on top of what they paid for the part. It’s why two sources can sell the same part for different money.

Car

Mercedes-Benz Aclass

"It's like, scored that, like all the V-Dubs, isn't it? Remember I had the A-Class, the A190, it's 20 years ago, and they put a Peugeot style of motor in it."

The Mercedes-Benz A-Class is a smaller luxury car meant for easier driving in everyday traffic. The podcast talks about an older A-Class (A190) and how the engine setup has changed since then. It’s mentioned because it’s a compact Mercedes that many people consider for daily use.

Brand

Peugeot

"and they put a Peugeot style of motor in it. It's the same style of motor out, but it was a quarter of the price to Mercedes."

Peugeot is a car brand. They’re using it to make a point that the engine/component design might be similar to another brand’s, but the labeling/markup can change the cost.

Car

Dodge Challenger

"Like the Merck's... The Challenger's an E-Class platform. Yeah, the Merck's got the full..."

The Dodge Challenger is a sporty car designed for strong acceleration and a classic muscle-car style. It’s built on a production platform, meaning it’s not a one-off custom vehicle. The podcast brings it up as an example of a performance model with a known underlying design.

Concept

anxiety

"What's the word I'm looking for? Anxiety. Anxiety, it's exactly right."

They mean “range anxiety,” which is the worry that an electric car won’t have enough battery to get where you’re going. It can make people plan routes and charging stops more carefully.

Term

hybrid

"No, I had a... It was a hybrid. Oh, I... I had a hybrid."

A hybrid uses two power sources: a gas engine and an electric motor. It can drive on electricity sometimes, but it also has a gas engine so you don’t have to charge it like a pure electric car.

Car

Priuses

"The Priuses. The Priuses. The Priuses are still going. They're still going. Yeah, but they're hybrid."

The Toyota Prius is a hybrid car, meaning it uses both a gas engine and an electric motor. The hosts are saying the Prius hybrid system has lasted for a long time. They also mention it’s used as a taxi, which fits because hybrids are often chosen for lower running costs.

Term

hydrogen

"They've got the hydrogen now. They're on the right track. I truly think hydrogen is going to be in the way they go. Hydrogen is better for the car. Yeah, but there's not enough stations yet."

Hydrogen is a fuel that can power a car, and many hydrogen cars mainly produce water as exhaust. The big problem is that there aren’t enough hydrogen stations, so it’s harder to use day-to-day. That’s why infrastructure matters as much as the technology itself.

Concept

infrastructure

"Yeah, but there's not enough stations yet. There's not enough stations. The infrastructure is expensive, but the output of water out of the exhaust, it's a smarter way to operate a vehicle."

Here, “infrastructure” means the practical stuff needed to make a new fuel work in real life—like places to refuel. Even if the cars are good, you can’t use them easily without enough fueling locations. The hosts are saying that building those stations costs a lot.

Term

self-steer

"Yeah, but didn't they bring out a room where you can set it up now and self-steer it? I don't know. Set one up, man."

“Self-steer” here refers to driver-assistance systems that can steer the car for you under certain conditions (typically on well-marked highways). Even when the car steers, most systems require the driver to keep hands on the wheel and be ready to take over immediately.

Car

CLS

"It does it beautifully? And it was the best. Like, I get to do a lot of them, right? Some are completely frickin' shithouse."

CLS is a Mercedes-Benz model line. It’s a more stylish, coupe-like Mercedes sedan, and the host is saying their CLS did the car’s steering help really well on the road.

Concept

bump of the bumper traffic

"Under, say, 30K's or if you're in like... What do you call it? Bump of the bumper traffic."

“Bumper-to-bumper traffic” means slow traffic where cars are packed closely together. It’s the kind of driving where driver-assist features can help by automatically adjusting speed.

Car

Volkswagen Passat

"...its me. But the Volkswagen group, when we had the Passat, and then with her little in his A7, I said,"

The Volkswagen Passat is a regular, mid-size family car. It’s built for everyday comfort and practical driving. The podcast brings it up as part of someone’s past experience with Volkswagen vehicles.

Term

DISTRONIC setup

"If you've got the DISTRONIC setup, and this prick, I remember the guy, I still picture this car."

“DISTRONIC” is Mercedes’ traffic cruise-control system. It can automatically keep a safe distance from the car in front and adjust your speed for you in slow traffic.

Term

overtaking lane

"He's in the overtaking lane. So I had the cruise set at 120 odd."

The overtaking lane is the lane you use to pass other cars. Some driver-assist features depend on lane markings, so being in the right lane can change how the car behaves.

Term

cruise control

"So I had the cruise set at 120 odd... But the cruise control knew it was going to undertake and it wouldn't accelerate."

Cruise control lets you set a speed and the car keeps it for you. On newer cars, it may also slow down if traffic changes.

Term

self-drive

"It would not undertake the DISTRONIC, not the self-drive. That steered by itself as well."

They’re talking about an automated driving mode that can steer for you. These systems usually only work well in specific situations and can hesitate or stop accelerating if they’re not confident.

Concept

marked road

"Yeah, but there's nothing wrong with that if it's a marked road. Yeah, I know."

A marked road means the lanes are clearly painted. Driver-assist systems often rely on those lane lines, and if they can’t “see” them well, the car may act more cautiously.

Term

roundabouts

"And that cruise hated roundabouts. I'm approaching a roundabout and it slammed the anchors on."

A roundabout is a circular intersection. The speaker is saying their car’s automatic braking system didn’t handle that kind of intersection well.

Term

anchors

"I'm approaching a roundabout and it slammed the anchors on. It doesn't know where it's going."

“Anchors” is just a dramatic way of saying the car braked really hard. In this story, the car’s safety system seemed to think it needed to stop immediately.

Term

brake itself

"So do you let your car brake itself? Yeah. On the freeways?"

“Brake itself” means the car can automatically apply the brakes if it thinks there’s danger. The speaker is worried it might do that at the wrong time, like when the road is confusing.

Term

off-ramp

"I've gotten scared a few times. Yeah. Off-ramp. Right. And the, you know, the off-ramp."

An off-ramp is the road you take to leave the highway. The speaker is describing a scary situation where the car might brake automatically because it thinks something ahead is about to be hit.

Car

BMW M5

"...g George's Road. Fast coming out of the M8 or the M5. And the traffic up there."

The BMW M5 is a very fast, performance version of a BMW 5 Series. It’s made to accelerate quickly and handle more aggressively than a normal 5 Series. People talk about it because it’s both practical and extremely quick.

Concept

automatic braking / collision-avoidance mis-detection

"Well, the Tesla used to spook itself with the shadow under the bridge on the freeway. So it hit the brake thinking something there... The car was just slamming the brake, slamming the brake. So I had to take it off."

They’re talking about a car feature that can brake by itself if it thinks something is in the way. Sometimes it can get confused—like mistaking a shadow or an animal for a real hazard—so it brakes even when the driver doesn’t expect it.

Car

Mercedes-Benz GLC

"The GLC when I got it, remember? And I went on the M4 and just slammed the brake. Because then there was a tunnel there."

They mention a Mercedes-Benz GLC, and they’re talking about a situation where the car’s braking behavior felt unexpected. It sounds like the driver-assist or braking system reacted strongly when conditions changed (like being near a tunnel).

Car

BMW M4

"And I went on the M4 and just slammed the brake. Because then there was a tunnel there. The A35 did that too on the UNA, the brakes."

They bring up a BMW M4 while describing a sudden braking moment. Their point is that when you enter a tunnel, lighting and visibility change, and that can make the car’s sensors/assistance react differently.

Car

Ford Ranger

"Yeah. Ranger and that... So more at night or day?"

The Ford Ranger is a pickup truck, meaning it has a cargo bed for hauling things. It can be used for work or everyday driving, depending on the setup. The podcast mentions it in relation to when or how it’s used—like day versus night driving.

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