258: Suicidal Kangaroos
About this episode
Conversation swings from Mercedes and BMW shopping to bodywork and driver-assist quirks, then lands on the episode’s “suicidal kangaroos” theme. They discuss painting a damaged “chippy front end,” stripping the whole front end, and a squeaky roof fix. Later, they compare self-steering and adaptive cruise behavior, including unwanted hard braking triggered by shadows and kangaroos. The hosts also get into EV battery swap ideas, hydrogen station limits, and a lot of brand-profit “sales math.”
Peter, Tom and Security are joined by friend of the show Frank. Frank works for a local council and talks about the shift to full EV's by Local Councils. Tom stopped liking someone because of the smell of her car. Peter discusses how many cars each car make has to sell to equal the profit of one Ferrari sale. Security talks about the rate of suicides by kangaroos on the highways.
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E-Class
"And I looked at the E-Class, beautiful car, expensive. They're all four cylinders, except for the AMGs."
The Mercedes E-Class is a popular Mercedes model line. Here they’re talking about an E-Class with a squeaky sunroof/roof, and how you may need to remove some interior trim to fix it.
The Mercedes-Benz E-Class is a mainstream executive sedan/wagon line known for comfort and refinement. In this segment, they’re discussing specific E-Class engine variants and a common annoyance: a squeaky sunroof/roof area that needs interior trim removal to diagnose and fix.
AMGs
"They're all four cylinders, except for the AMGs. No, this one's..."
AMG is Mercedes’ performance brand. In this conversation, they’re saying the AMG versions are different from the regular E-Class engines.
AMG refers to Mercedes-AMG performance versions of Mercedes models, typically tuned for higher output and different engine/transmission setups than the standard trims. In this segment, they contrast AMG models with the rest of the E-Class lineup being four-cylinder engines.
E-300s
"Yeah, but the new ones, they're all the E-300s and two litre, it's like, nah."
“E-300” is a specific version of the Mercedes E-Class. They’re saying the newer E-300s use a smaller, two-liter engine, and that’s part of why they chose something else.
“E-300” is a Mercedes-Benz E-Class trim/engine designation that generally indicates a specific displacement and power level within the E-Class range. Here, they’re discussing the newer E-300s being two-liter four-cylinder setups, and they’re not interested in that configuration.
540D
"So I ended up going the 540D. So..."
“540d” is a BMW 5 Series model that runs on diesel. They’re saying they chose the BMW 540d instead of the Mercedes option they were considering.
“540d” is a BMW 5 Series diesel model designation (the “d” indicates diesel). In this segment, the host says they ended up going with the 540d after not liking the newer E-300 configuration.
sunroof
"Does it have a squeaky sunroof like mine? The Beamer, it's just all glass."
A sunroof is a glass panel in the roof that can open. They’re talking about a squeaky sunroof and how to track down what’s causing the noise.
A sunroof is a glass or metal panel in the roof that can open for ventilation and light. This segment focuses on a squeak coming from the sunroof area, which often points to trim, seals, or hardware needing adjustment or reassembly.
rubber
"Tony told me, that you've got to rip out the lining, you've got to take all the rubber out."
They’re talking about the rubber seals/gaskets around the roof opening. If those seals are loose or rubbing, they can make squeaky noises.
In this context, “rubber” likely means the seals or rubber gaskets around the sunroof/roof opening. Squeaks can come from rubber parts that have dried out, are mis-seated, or are rubbing against trim, so removing and re-installing them can help.
hood lining
"So you know what to do? Drop the hood lining. Yeah."
“Hood lining” here refers to interior/exterior trim panels under or around the hood/sunroof area that cover structural parts and help with noise insulation. The advice is to remove and re-fit the lining so the squeak source can be accessed and the fasteners/seating can be corrected.
BMW E63
"So it's one of the three. The, my boss had the E-63 and the sunroof cracks. It cracks on top of the roof."
The BMW 6 Series is a more premium BMW that’s typically bigger and more upscale than the smaller models. The podcast mentions a problem where the sunroof area (the roof around it) can crack. If you’re looking at one, it’s important to check the roof and sunroof condition closely.
The BMW 6 Series is a larger, more upscale BMW model known for a more premium ride and styling compared with smaller BMWs. The podcast specifically mentions a boss’s E-63 with a sunroof issue—cracking on top of the roof—indicating a real-world concern tied to the sunroof area. It comes up because roof and sunroof components can be expensive to repair and are important to inspect.
re-weld
"because I have to pull everything off and re-weld everything. It's the sickness of it."
“Re-weld” means they cut out or fix the damaged metal and weld it back together. Roof repairs like this are expensive because they usually require taking a lot of the car apart first.
“Re-weld” means the damaged metal is welded again after being disassembled. For roof/sunroof cracking, this often implies significant labor because the shop may need to remove interior trim and roof components before welding and then reassemble everything.
blind
"So the first year it's a powdery roof, it doesn't open. So it's a fixed roof with a blind. And everything in the BMW is the opposite."
The “blind” is the interior shade that you pull over the sunroof opening. In this story, the roof opening is broken, so the car ends up behaving like a fixed roof with only the shade working.
In this context, the “blind” is the retractable interior shade that covers the opening when the sunroof is closed. The host describes it as a fixed-roof setup where the shade still moves, but the roof opening itself doesn’t work due to the damage.
boot
"To open the boot, you know, you pull the handle. I'm pulling, doesn't open, doesn't open."
“Boot” is just the trunk—the storage space at the back of the car. They’re trying to open it but the latch/handle isn’t working.
In many countries, “boot” means the trunk area at the back of the car. When the host says they’re trying to open the boot, they’re talking about accessing that rear storage compartment.
electric cars
"Well, you've had electric cars, man, everything's pushed. I know that now. And it's got the hockey puck."
Electric cars run on electricity stored in a battery instead of using gasoline. The host is saying they’ve been around EVs and that changes what they expect from the car.
“Electric cars” are vehicles powered primarily by electric motors and a battery pack, rather than a gasoline engine. The host’s comments suggest they’re comparing how EVs behave and how systems feel/operate versus what they’re used to.
hockey puck
"And it's got the hockey puck. It was into electric cars for a while."
The host is calling a small round part or button a “hockey puck” because of how it looks. They’re pointing out a specific control/component on the car.
“Hockey puck” is a nickname the host uses for a small, round control or component on the car. In EVs (and some other cars), there are often compact buttons/controls for functions, and the host is describing one by its shape.
Land Rover Range Rover
"So, in JLR, 23. So, Range Rover, Land Rover. 23."
The Range Rover is a large luxury SUV from Land Rover. It’s designed to be comfortable like a high-end car, but it’s also made to handle rough roads. It’s mentioned because it’s one of the brand’s top, most premium models.
The Range Rover is Land Rover’s flagship luxury SUV, built to combine off-road capability with high-end comfort and technology. The podcast mentions it in the context of “JLR,” highlighting it as a major model line within Jaguar Land Rover. It’s often discussed because it represents the brand’s most premium approach to both road comfort and rugged use.
Porsche 24
"like to four. I can't believe Porsche 24 cars to match for one Ferrari profit."
The Porsche 924 is an older Porsche sports car made decades ago. It’s known as a classic model that helped make Porsche sports cars more accessible. The podcast mentions it while talking about classic car comparisons and value.
The Porsche 924 is a classic Porsche sports car from the late 1970s and 1980s era, known for being a more affordable entry point into the brand at the time. The podcast references it in a comparison about Porsche 24 cars and Ferrari profit, which suggests it came up as part of a broader discussion about classic sports cars and their market history. It’s significant because it’s a recognizable, historically important model in Porsche’s lineup.
ABS
"Especially underneath, Bosch. Like, a lot of electronics, all the safety, the ABS."
ABS is a safety system that helps you brake without the wheels locking up. That way you can still steer while stopping hard.
ABS stands for anti-lock braking system. It prevents the wheels from locking up during hard braking by rapidly modulating brake pressure, helping the driver maintain steering control.
Bosch
"we've just Bosch on it, is $350. Was it from the same place? So was it cheap with a Bosch?"
Bosch is a big company that supplies car parts to lots of different brands. Here, they’re using Bosch as the source for a headlight, and that changes how much it costs.
Bosch is a major automotive supplier that makes parts like headlights and many other components used across many car brands. In this segment, they’re talking about buying a headlight assembly through Bosch, which affects pricing and markup.
parallel
"No, because I got it through Bosch or someone who parallel, you know what I mean? So there's no middle one."
Here, “parallel” means buying the part through a different supply route than the official one. That can make it cheaper because it bypasses some of the usual pricing layers.
In this context, “parallel” likely refers to parallel importing or parallel sourcing—buying parts through an alternative supply channel rather than the official brand distribution. That can change pricing because the seller isn’t using the same official markup structure.
Mercedes
"Where the other one that's going to, say, Mercedes, or this V-Dub, by the way, this one, has got a V-Dub box."
Mercedes is a luxury car brand. They’re using it as an example of how parts for certain brands can cost more depending on who sells them.
Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car brand, and the hosts mention it as an example of a car whose parts can be sold through different channels with different pricing. The point is that some brands’ parts are often priced higher due to distribution and dealer markups.
V-Dub
"or this V-Dub, by the way, this one, has got a V-Dub box. Oh, yes, so they put their markup on it."
“V-Dub” is a nickname people use for Volkswagen. They’re talking about a Volkswagen-branded part/box and how that channel can add extra cost.
“V-Dub” is a nickname for Volkswagen, and here it’s used to describe a Volkswagen-branded headlight box/packaging. The hosts are implying that the same underlying part can be sold with a Volkswagen-specific packaging channel that includes extra markup.
markup
"this V-Dub, by the way, this one, has got a V-Dub box. Oh, yes, so they put their markup on it. They've marked up on it."
“Markup” just means the price a shop adds on top of what they paid for the part. It’s why two sources can sell the same part for different money.
“Markup” is the extra amount a seller adds on top of the part’s base cost to make profit. The hosts are contrasting how different channels (e.g., Bosch vs a dealer/other supplier) can add different markups to the same kind of headlight box.
Mercedes-Benz Aclass
"It's like, scored that, like all the V-Dubs, isn't it? Remember I had the A-Class, the A190, it's 20 years ago, and they put a Peugeot style of motor in it."
The Mercedes-Benz A-Class is a smaller luxury car meant for easier driving in everyday traffic. The podcast talks about an older A-Class (A190) and how the engine setup has changed since then. It’s mentioned because it’s a compact Mercedes that many people consider for daily use.
The Mercedes-Benz A-Class is a compact luxury car designed for city-friendly size with a premium feel. The podcast references having an A-Class A190 about 20 years ago and notes changes in the engine approach, highlighting how the model has evolved over time. It’s discussed because compact luxury cars often balance packaging, drivability, and cost.
Peugeot
"and they put a Peugeot style of motor in it. It's the same style of motor out, but it was a quarter of the price to Mercedes."
Peugeot is a car brand. They’re using it to make a point that the engine/component design might be similar to another brand’s, but the labeling/markup can change the cost.
Peugeot is a car brand, and the hosts are referencing it as an example of another manufacturer’s engine design being used (or at least described) in their Mercedes A-Class story. The key point is about how component sourcing and branding can affect price and perceived value.
Dodge Challenger
"Like the Merck's... The Challenger's an E-Class platform. Yeah, the Merck's got the full..."
The Dodge Challenger is a sporty car designed for strong acceleration and a classic muscle-car style. It’s built on a production platform, meaning it’s not a one-off custom vehicle. The podcast brings it up as an example of a performance model with a known underlying design.
The Dodge Challenger is a performance-focused muscle car, built around a long-hood, rear-wheel-drive layout. The podcast notes that it’s on an “E-Class platform,” which is likely referring to a shared or related platform architecture used within the broader vehicle family being discussed. It comes up because it’s a direct example of a performance car with a practical, production-based foundation.
anxiety
"What's the word I'm looking for? Anxiety. Anxiety, it's exactly right."
They mean “range anxiety,” which is the worry that an electric car won’t have enough battery to get where you’re going. It can make people plan routes and charging stops more carefully.
The speaker is describing “anxiety” in the context of electric cars, which is commonly shorthand for range anxiety—the worry that you won’t have enough battery to reach your destination or a charging station. That fear can influence route planning and charging behavior.
hybrid
"No, I had a... It was a hybrid. Oh, I... I had a hybrid."
A hybrid uses two power sources: a gas engine and an electric motor. It can drive on electricity sometimes, but it also has a gas engine so you don’t have to charge it like a pure electric car.
A “hybrid” uses both an internal-combustion engine and an electric motor/battery. Hybrids can improve efficiency and reduce fuel use, but they don’t rely entirely on charging like a full battery-electric car.
Priuses
"The Priuses. The Priuses. The Priuses are still going. They're still going. Yeah, but they're hybrid."
The Toyota Prius is a hybrid car, meaning it uses both a gas engine and an electric motor. The hosts are saying the Prius hybrid system has lasted for a long time. They also mention it’s used as a taxi, which fits because hybrids are often chosen for lower running costs.
The Toyota Prius is a hybrid car that combines an internal-combustion engine with an electric motor. In this segment, the hosts mention that Prius battery technology is still “going,” implying the hybrid system has proven durable over time. It’s also referenced as being used as cabs, which is common for fleet vehicles that need good real-world efficiency.
hydrogen
"They've got the hydrogen now. They're on the right track. I truly think hydrogen is going to be in the way they go. Hydrogen is better for the car. Yeah, but there's not enough stations yet."
Hydrogen is a fuel that can power a car, and many hydrogen cars mainly produce water as exhaust. The big problem is that there aren’t enough hydrogen stations, so it’s harder to use day-to-day. That’s why infrastructure matters as much as the technology itself.
Hydrogen fuel is discussed here as an alternative to gasoline/diesel, with the claim that it’s “better for the car.” In practice, hydrogen vehicles usually use a fuel cell to convert hydrogen into electricity, producing water as the main exhaust product. The hosts also highlight the limiting factor: hydrogen stations and supporting infrastructure are not widespread enough yet.
infrastructure
"Yeah, but there's not enough stations yet. There's not enough stations. The infrastructure is expensive, but the output of water out of the exhaust, it's a smarter way to operate a vehicle."
Here, “infrastructure” means the practical stuff needed to make a new fuel work in real life—like places to refuel. Even if the cars are good, you can’t use them easily without enough fueling locations. The hosts are saying that building those stations costs a lot.
In this context, “infrastructure” means the real-world network needed to support a technology—here, hydrogen fueling stations. Even if hydrogen powertrains are technically viable, widespread adoption depends on having enough stations and supply logistics for drivers. The hosts call out that building this network is expensive, which slows rollout.
self-steer
"Yeah, but didn't they bring out a room where you can set it up now and self-steer it? I don't know. Set one up, man."
“Self-steer” here refers to driver-assistance systems that can steer the car for you under certain conditions (typically on well-marked highways). Even when the car steers, most systems require the driver to keep hands on the wheel and be ready to take over immediately.
CLS
"It does it beautifully? And it was the best. Like, I get to do a lot of them, right? Some are completely frickin' shithouse."
CLS is a Mercedes-Benz model line. It’s a more stylish, coupe-like Mercedes sedan, and the host is saying their CLS did the car’s steering help really well on the road.
The Mercedes-Benz CLS is a four-door “coupe-style” sedan line known for its sloping roofline and upscale grand-touring vibe. In this segment, the host says their CLS handled the self-steering/driver-assist experience “beautifully,” implying Mercedes’ highway assistance worked well in their car.
bump of the bumper traffic
"Under, say, 30K's or if you're in like... What do you call it? Bump of the bumper traffic."
“Bumper-to-bumper traffic” means slow traffic where cars are packed closely together. It’s the kind of driving where driver-assist features can help by automatically adjusting speed.
“Bumper-to-bumper traffic” describes dense, slow-moving driving where cars are close together and speeds change frequently. The host is using it to explain why adaptive cruise/driver-assist systems (like DISTRONIC) matter—because they can modulate speed without constant driver input.
Volkswagen Passat
"...its me. But the Volkswagen group, when we had the Passat, and then with her little in his A7, I said,"
The Volkswagen Passat is a regular, mid-size family car. It’s built for everyday comfort and practical driving. The podcast brings it up as part of someone’s past experience with Volkswagen vehicles.
The Volkswagen Passat is a mid-size sedan (and wagon in some markets) that’s typically positioned for practical comfort and everyday usability. The podcast mentions the Passat in the context of Volkswagen group ownership history, implying it was part of someone’s experience with the brand. It comes up because it’s a mainstream, volume model where real-world ownership details matter.
DISTRONIC setup
"If you've got the DISTRONIC setup, and this prick, I remember the guy, I still picture this car."
“DISTRONIC” is Mercedes’ traffic cruise-control system. It can automatically keep a safe distance from the car in front and adjust your speed for you in slow traffic.
“DISTRONIC” is Mercedes-Benz’s adaptive cruise control system. It uses radar to maintain a set following distance and can automatically slow down and speed back up in traffic, which is why the host says you don’t have to touch the exhaust/brake as often in bumper-to-bumper conditions.
overtaking lane
"He's in the overtaking lane. So I had the cruise set at 120 odd."
The overtaking lane is the lane you use to pass other cars. Some driver-assist features depend on lane markings, so being in the right lane can change how the car behaves.
An overtaking lane is the lane on a multi-lane road intended for passing slower traffic. Driver-assistance systems can behave differently depending on lane markings and whether the car is in a lane it considers appropriate for acceleration or passing maneuvers.
cruise control
"So I had the cruise set at 120 odd... But the cruise control knew it was going to undertake and it wouldn't accelerate."
Cruise control lets you set a speed and the car keeps it for you. On newer cars, it may also slow down if traffic changes.
Cruise control is a driver-assistance feature that holds a chosen speed without you pressing the accelerator. In modern cars, it’s often paired with adaptive functions that can automatically slow down for traffic.
self-drive
"It would not undertake the DISTRONIC, not the self-drive. That steered by itself as well."
They’re talking about an automated driving mode that can steer for you. These systems usually only work well in specific situations and can hesitate or stop accelerating if they’re not confident.
“Self-drive” here refers to an automated driving mode that can steer the car without the driver actively doing it. In practice, these systems are typically limited to certain conditions (like marked roads) and may disengage or behave conservatively when the situation is unclear.
marked road
"Yeah, but there's nothing wrong with that if it's a marked road. Yeah, I know."
A marked road means the lanes are clearly painted. Driver-assist systems often rely on those lane lines, and if they can’t “see” them well, the car may act more cautiously.
A “marked road” is a road with clear lane lines and other visual cues that automated driving systems use to understand where the vehicle is allowed to operate. When markings are missing, obscured, or the scene is unusual, these systems may refuse to accelerate or may brake more readily.
roundabouts
"And that cruise hated roundabouts. I'm approaching a roundabout and it slammed the anchors on."
A roundabout is a circular intersection. The speaker is saying their car’s automatic braking system didn’t handle that kind of intersection well.
Roundabouts are traffic-circle intersections that can confuse driver-assistance sensors because vehicles enter/exit from multiple angles and speeds. The speaker’s point is that their car’s automated system didn’t interpret the roundabout correctly and triggered braking.
anchors
"I'm approaching a roundabout and it slammed the anchors on. It doesn't know where it's going."
“Anchors” is just a dramatic way of saying the car braked really hard. In this story, the car’s safety system seemed to think it needed to stop immediately.
“Anchors” is a slang way to describe sudden, hard braking. The speaker is emphasizing that the car’s automated braking triggered aggressively, likely because it thought a collision was imminent.
brake itself
"So do you let your car brake itself? Yeah. On the freeways?"
“Brake itself” means the car can automatically apply the brakes if it thinks there’s danger. The speaker is worried it might do that at the wrong time, like when the road is confusing.
“Brake itself” points to autonomous or automated emergency braking (AEB), where the car detects a potential collision and applies the brakes without the driver. The discussion implies the system can misread complex traffic/road geometry like roundabouts and off-ramps.
off-ramp
"I've gotten scared a few times. Yeah. Off-ramp. Right. And the, you know, the off-ramp."
An off-ramp is the road you take to leave the highway. The speaker is describing a scary situation where the car might brake automatically because it thinks something ahead is about to be hit.
An off-ramp is a highway exit that changes lane geometry and often includes merging/curving paths. The speaker describes a scenario where the car is still going very fast on an off-ramp and the vehicle ahead appears stopped, raising the risk of unwanted automated braking.
BMW M5
"...g George's Road. Fast coming out of the M8 or the M5. And the traffic up there."
The BMW M5 is a very fast, performance version of a BMW 5 Series. It’s made to accelerate quickly and handle more aggressively than a normal 5 Series. People talk about it because it’s both practical and extremely quick.
The BMW M5 is BMW’s high-performance version of its 5 Series, typically featuring a powerful engine and performance-tuned driving dynamics. The podcast mentions it alongside other fast BMW models and references traffic and timing, which fits how the M5 is often discussed—fast, capable, and attention-grabbing in real-world driving. It’s a common topic because it blends everyday usability with serious performance.
automatic braking / collision-avoidance mis-detection
"Well, the Tesla used to spook itself with the shadow under the bridge on the freeway. So it hit the brake thinking something there... The car was just slamming the brake, slamming the brake. So I had to take it off."
They’re talking about a car feature that can brake by itself if it thinks something is in the way. Sometimes it can get confused—like mistaking a shadow or an animal for a real hazard—so it brakes even when the driver doesn’t expect it.
The segment is describing a driver-assistance system that applies the brakes when it thinks there’s an obstacle—yet it’s triggered by non-obstacles like shadows, tunnel lighting changes, or animals. This is essentially a mis-detection scenario: the car’s sensors interpret the scene incorrectly, causing unwanted braking events.
Mercedes-Benz GLC
"The GLC when I got it, remember? And I went on the M4 and just slammed the brake. Because then there was a tunnel there."
They mention a Mercedes-Benz GLC, and they’re talking about a situation where the car’s braking behavior felt unexpected. It sounds like the driver-assist or braking system reacted strongly when conditions changed (like being near a tunnel).
The Mercedes-Benz GLC is the compact luxury SUV the speaker mentions as a vehicle that had a similar braking/alert behavior. They connect it to a moment where they “slammed the brake” after entering an area (they mention an M4 and a tunnel), implying the car’s braking or driver-assist feel changed in that environment.
BMW M4
"And I went on the M4 and just slammed the brake. Because then there was a tunnel there. The A35 did that too on the UNA, the brakes."
They bring up a BMW M4 while describing a sudden braking moment. Their point is that when you enter a tunnel, lighting and visibility change, and that can make the car’s sensors/assistance react differently.
The BMW M4 is a performance coupe the speaker references during a braking moment, right after mentioning the Mercedes-Benz GLC. They describe “just slammed the brake” and then explain there was a tunnel, which points to how lighting/visibility changes can affect what driver-assist systems interpret.
Ford Ranger
"Yeah. Ranger and that... So more at night or day?"
The Ford Ranger is a pickup truck, meaning it has a cargo bed for hauling things. It can be used for work or everyday driving, depending on the setup. The podcast mentions it in relation to when or how it’s used—like day versus night driving.
The Ford Ranger is a midsize pickup truck known for being versatile—used for work, towing, and everyday driving depending on the configuration. In the podcast, it’s brought up in a question about whether it’s “more at night or day,” suggesting discussion around visibility, usage, or driving conditions. It’s relevant because pickup trucks like the Ranger are common choices for practical, real-world needs.
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