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252: Married at First Sight (MAFS) 2026 with the Captain Michael Sideris
252: Married at First Sight (MAFS) 2026 with the Captain Michael Sideris
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About this episode
The hosts dive into a casual, humorous chat covering a range of topics from clogged toilets and workshop mishaps to car troubles and repairs. They share personal stories about vehicle breakdowns, engine damage, and daily drivers, blending automotive talk with lighthearted banter. The conversation also touches on the latest season of 'Married at First Sight 2026,' discussing the drama, cast behavior, and relationships with a playful tone. The episode blends car culture with pop culture, featuring the guest Captain Michael Sideris and mixing technical car talk with entertaining commentary.
The Captain Michael Sideris joins the team for his expert analysis all things MAFS 2026. Halil is back and talks about his cars. Tom The Roving Reporter has caused a plumbing problem.
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Porsche 911
""195.2s 9-11 every time. 197.3s What's that made out of? 199.7s Resin.""
The Porsche 911 is a famous sports car that people love for how it looks and drives. It has a special engine placed at the back and has been made for many years.
The Porsche 911 is a legendary sports car known for its distinctive design and rear-engine layout. It has been in continuous production since the 1960s and is highly regarded for its driving dynamics and engineering.
Car
Toyota Land Cruiser
"I got the LandCruiser and I can tell you now. It was a civilized game where I'm not going."
The Toyota Land Cruiser is a big SUV that can drive on rough roads and last a long time. Many people use it every day because it is tough and dependable.
The Toyota Land Cruiser is a full-size SUV known for its rugged off-road capability and durability. It is often used as a reliable daily driver or for heavy-duty tasks in challenging environments.
Brand
Lamborghini
"Just so the first episode turns up in the Lamborghini."
Lamborghini makes very fast and fancy cars that look cool and are fun to drive. They are famous for their sharp designs and loud engines.
Lamborghini is an Italian luxury sports car manufacturer known for producing high-performance supercars with distinctive designs and powerful engines.
Concept
F1
"Another year of... F1. F1."
F1 is a type of car racing where very fast and special cars race on tracks all over the world. It's the top level of car racing and lots of people watch it.
F1, or Formula 1, is the highest class of international single-seater auto racing sanctioned by the FIA. It features the fastest and most technologically advanced racing cars in the world competing in a series of Grand Prix events.
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So I get off and to go to a beautiful toilet, handrails, dream come true, no hook to hang
any clothes.
So we relax in there, put tiktok on, and then as we finish, the toilet's clogged, blocked.
So now, respectfully, I have to unclog it.
You bring in a plunger.
I'll use the brush.
I'm trying to...
The brush?
You need a plunger.
You know, you need a thing.
Is it slow, or is it coming right up?
No, it's slow.
No, it's dark, but it's quaint.
It's what quaint?
It's what quaint.
He's running a business out of here.
He's trying to play for tomorrow, okay?
No, no, he don't want to do.
Captain will go to his workshop tomorrow and muck around the spray booth.
Yeah, that's it.
We'll just get the spray gun, we'll start popping around.
We'll take the filters off.
We'll take the filter off.
If that causes a semen, it's okay then.
Tomorrow, the customer's going to come on.
I'm sure the paper will dissolve.
That's right, overnight, usually?
I'm sure it will.
I don't know if you've got acid in your toilet, but I guess it breaks up.
No, it does, it does.
It does, it does it.
No, it doesn't dissolve.
It breaks up.
If paper breaks up, it's all the paper.
Have you ever noticed if you've got something stuck between your teeth,
overnight it comes out?
Yeah.
All those little germies go there and try and attack it and make it smaller.
So don't you brush your teeth?
Yes.
I brush my teeth more than everyone.
Yeah.
And floss.
Have any toothbrushes you buy like one a month, one a week?
Do you kill them?
Yeah.
No, I've advanced to electric now.
Oh.
The electric, you don't do that, you've got to keep it on the toilet.
I do that as well.
No, you're not supposed to.
It spins around on one tooth at a time.
I'm not going to sit there.
How many teeth does a human body have?
How many more?
32 or 34.
32 in a human body.
That's fucking two minutes.
That's a big bore.
You can say a human body.
Yeah.
You block the toilet.
Is that a human body that can block the toilet?
It's a big effort.
And the blower doesn't work here?
No, it doesn't work here.
There's too much to do with it.
And it wets everything.
There's a short in the machine, you've got to get it fixed.
What machine?
The hand dryer.
So there you go.
The circuit drops.
It's an element.
So it's a safety thing.
But you can turn everything also.
Like the leader in the...
Yeah.
What about the flush?
The flush.
It normally works.
So did you design all this or was it like this?
No, it was empty space.
The which?
The statue.
You can see that guy's a pilot.
So the airplane in his head.
That's pretty good, actually.
If I remember a victim,
and they have to show me the cards to work out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yes.
9-11 every time.
What's that made out of?
Resin.
But do you like that?
Patient wants a scotter.
Oh, that's good.
That's off Saturday.
How long will we kill it?
Now the toilet and the water isn't flowing.
Now it's sitting there.
What do you mean?
Did you flush it again?
I'm trying to get rid of it.
Now it's a little flat down.
No, it's not rising up.
So there's a paper gone.
The pipe is a scotter.
No.
Who comes first?
Who comes first?
Have you got one of those plungers?
I'm not going to help you with the scutters.
No, it just seems like a wire or something.
It's an electric toilet, is it?
No.
That's called an electric toilet.
No, it just needs a bit of water.
Can you imagine how much toilet paper you put in?
My arse was bleeding, man.
Yeah, you do it once.
Put a band-aid on it.
No, I put toilet paper to my arse now.
You're going for operation, so don't just fix your arse too at the same time.
You should get them done.
Do you get them done?
I've got a band-aid on.
I've come back.
I'm just happy to be here.
I don't know what topic of the conversation is.
I'm just happy to do it.
I just want to be involved.
With Tom's ever roots.
What do we have in those top windows?
It might break the ceiling.
You reckon?
Is this something else we're going to break now?
I'm not sitting on it.
No, but...
The glass falls out.
That's what I'm eating.
Do you think it's made a difference?
Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
We've got air.
No, it's made a difference.
Air and sound.
You all right?
Good morning, good afternoon.
Good evening.
Are you listening to the auto podcast?
Yeah, I do.
That's right.
We've got the OG.
Hello, Mustafa is back.
Let's me say hello.
Tom, the road report is here.
Security's here.
And we've got...
Chantel is here.
No live audience.
And we've got a guest.
We're in the guest's lair.
It's been Ekoi.
It's where Batman has his...
The captain's on, because we've got a big special episode.
I can't even crack half the text.
Yes, you can.
She's one of the boys.
I have feelings for one of the boys.
How dare you?
How do you know?
I can't.
Whatever you want, I can't be.
You can't be.
There you go, there you go.
So, it's a...
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
It's on.
It's a car podcast, so the first thing we want to talk about
now is they've changed cars.
They've gone from the cherries to the outies.
I want to be...
I think I want to the rightest place.
Rightest place.
I've run out of cars.
Yeah, so how has the green machine gone?
It's gone.
Where is it?
How can you break the engine now straight?
That's exactly how you break it.
It was.
You know where you just have to...
There's a final slimmer.
There's a...
Yeah, I just...
I should have lifted and I didn't lift.
I stayed into it and went straight through the rev limiter,
or as I will do in life,
and now I'll stretch through a piston.
Did someone ring you?
Did you miss the gear?
Yeah, no.
Was that when you were laughing at the bloke you were...
I was laughing at him. I was still peaking.
That's the main thing, innit?
It's a new one.
But he couldn't go to the next round.
So, green machine's gone.
Green machine will be back in four weeks.
It's engines out of the machine shop, so...
What did you turn it on? Just for a service?
No.
I told him the truth.
And it cost me a whole lot of money.
Oh.
It cost the whole... You had to pay for holidays.
You had to pay for the holidays.
Yeah.
And then what else was the fleet?
My daily driver.
My daily driver's fucked.
What happened to that?
Died. Lost power.
So you're walking it now, or what are you doing?
I got the LandCruiser and I can tell you now.
It was a civilized game where I'm not going.
Me and the guy at BP are really...
Best friends now?
Like, the girl even says she goes...
I had a small cap, large cap, and a tall one.
While you're waiting.
I feel sorry for them. They're very confident now.
They've got a new one now. It's called the Halil.
I don't think we need to get six steps.
So they just give me one.
So you're not going to get the LandCruiser,
because it's too soon to be selling everything else.
That's it.
So here we are.
Maps. The captain.
How are you doing, captain?
I'm good. It's good to be back.
And it's good to be hosting.
Straight from the chiropractic table.
So you're on the table?
The table with the hole in it, so you can put your head through it.
That's it. It's a holy timing.
So have you got a ball where everyone tries to hit Casey?
Well, you get this.
That's the other room.
That's the other room.
There was no pineapple on the door, so I don't know.
Upside down pineapple, do you hear about the cruise?
No.
Do you go on a cruise?
I'm not allowed.
Because Nicole likes going on cruises?
No, I don't think she knows about it.
I'll tell you now.
Make sure you put an upside down pineapple sticker on your door.
Right.
If Nicole likes to make friends, it's a good way to do it.
I'm going to put an upside down pineapple sticker on my office door.
I'm going to put an upside down pineapple sticker on my office door.
Don't take your kids.
You're your son listening to this.
Yeah.
If you want to go on a cruise,
you can take a pineapple sticker on your door.
Alexander, don't listen to these guys, alright?
Some of your children are listening.
Yes.
So how's things, mate?
Still got to the 53.
Everything is good.
I did stuff up something
yesterday, like an idiot.
I drove into a curve.
Oh yeah, that doesn't sound that bad.
I love the way you said that too, you drove straight into the car.
Yeah, I was trying to do a 3.2 and I thought it was a driveway.
And anyway, so long story short.
I did it last week on other four seasons.
And I hit it and I thought, what the hell was that?
And I jumped out and looked at it and it was like, who the fuck put that there?
It wasn't there before you started driving.
Soon as I looked to do it, it wasn't there.
This is a great little sporting. There's a fourth wheel.
Yeah, but apart from that everything is good.
There's a journalist at a very well-advised new car.
The first day it does, it just hits the gutter.
That hits the gutter.
Done.
That's it.
And the system.
Yeah, we don't have to worry about that now.
Married on the first side.
This season, while I'm recording, we've only lost one couple,
but we're going to go through them.
Do you reckon this is like peak, max?
This has to be.
I reckon it's been a race to the bottom.
And I reckon, I don't know if it's bottom down yet.
Yeah, it's bottom down yet.
I have been tell.
On max.
Really?
Brooke is Pauline Hinton's not right.
The books, the model.
The model.
The model, the model.
The model, the model.
The one, I think she's...
Oh yeah.
Look, can I be honest with you?
You know I've seen her without makeup.
I've seen her without clothes.
Yeah.
I just sent you something when I was in the toilet.
They're dating someone else.
They're dating someone else on that show.
There's always someone in that show
that's dating someone else on the outside.
Have a look.
I've never heard that word.
It was devastated that the pregnant chick died.
Because you didn't get a chance to root it, that's why.
She's not pregnant, you couldn't get a pregnant again.
That's why I'm disappointed.
You couldn't get a walker again.
Well, I mean, she's come back to start trouble, man.
She's a bitch.
She dropped grenades left, right, and left.
She's a bitch.
There were more grenades when America attacked Iraq.
No, she threw more grenades in America.
She was off the hinder.
Yeah, no, she was off the hinder.
I don't think she was smashed.
I think she hit fairy dust on the way out.
Yeah, she hit something.
We're talking about Brooke, the same chick, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was married.
She was pregnant for that.
Yeah, I mean, if you want to do that.
We've got the thing I've suspected.
She wasn't flying high on angel dust.
I mean, she's pregnant, by the way, as a Christian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, this is all I've been like, like, what she wanted to be.
The first thing she wanted to be at first.
Wait, wait, it should be deducted.
Because if you look at that, I could say I'm pregnant too.
Oh, my God.
It's a boy.
It's a dog.
It's a filthy kid, guys.
She's going to be the first one to build a social stimulus
and be pregnant.
You just got to get a man through it,
and there's lots of women that are too on drugs and...
Yeah, so it's not that.
It's my thing is, it's like you're pregnant and doing drugs.
Like, are you OK?
She was like, OK, she wouldn't be on the shot.
She wouldn't be on the shot.
She'd be married.
She'd be happily married.
More importantly, the other one, her's Syke Jayam.
Oh.
I reckon, I reckon,
if she was trying to talk the shop,
he'd run her off.
Do you think that, anyway?
Which is a perfect analogy.
She's back with her mum.
Did anybody pick up on that scene where she was...
One that took her soy.
Did anybody pick up on the scene where she was impersonating...
Yeah, yeah, it's one to get.
She was impersonating a seal.
Did you see that?
She was with the clapping, with the hands.
Which one was that?
Did you see that?
She was impersonating a seal.
Well, that's what it looked like.
Did you see that?
Oh, what is that?
Which one was that?
This is my research before this, but I didn't...
But she doesn't want to tell.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't want to know.
Oh, the tat on the hand.
Yeah, you're going to talk to HSB.
You know what I think is?
Yeah, the thing is, you watch maps, right?
And you see them, they come out and they've got...
Tats on their legs, they're like...
I was in Westfields two days ago.
No, that's serious.
I went to Westfields.
Which Westfields?
Liverpool.
Hurstfield.
Hurstfield.
No, I went there just to...
I had to go past there.
The kids wanted to pick something up from J.B. High five,
whatever it was.
When he...
There's two girls.
They would have been high...
They're in high school, right?
But they would have been these seven or eight tops.
Yeah.
But not much taller than my year six kid.
And they had shorts on.
They're school shorts.
And they had drawn tats onto the fronts
They had drawn them?
No, no, they weren't real.
They're not real.
You can tell they've come to me, they've got them there,
they've got them on their calf, right?
And...
What'd they say?
What's this?
You're talking to kids again.
I'm missing teeth.
I'm missing teeth.
But they watch this.
They do see it.
They watch it.
You can guarantee it.
Because they're...
Unlike me, my kids have no access to sexual media.
I guarantee you, no one cares.
But now I've got...
There's 12 girls turning on girls
that think it's cool to have tats on their...
Their thighs and their thighs, calves, legs.
And in Vegas...
My methanion maths will think...
In Vegas, my son wanted to get an earring.
So I made a deal with him.
For life, no tats, then get your earring.
He agreed to it, remember?
He agreed.
We've done it in front of everyone.
No tats now.
No tats.
I'll kill it.
But the husband of Gia,
he's a piece of work too.
Yeah.
Just so the first episode turns up in the Lamborghini.
Yeah, he's right.
Like, really open the doors, all white inside.
I think he was a hiker.
He got done for...
I think he was a hiker.
You know, he's a car dealer.
He got done for a dominant tent.
What did he get done for?
A dominant tent.
We wanted him back in the square days.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Because none of us ever done that, eh?
He's from Queensland, isn't he?
Yeah, he's from Queensland.
Land of the broken rooms.
Yeah.
Let me use that one now.
Who are you from, Queensland?
Oh, you're from Queensland.
Is anyone...
We know...
Is anyone together still?
Oh, no.
I'm sure they're still going.
I'm sure they are.
She's the best one.
Which one's that one?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The one that...
She was getting abused
and she just had one.
I thought your pewdie's daughter
just staring and she got up.
She has to be finished talking?
Honestly?
She got up, walked around and grabbed him by the shoulder
and said, off at that stage she was going to
like shake it up, shake it up, shake it up.
She was going to be in prison.
But she said, if you want to talk,
you can talk to him, just walk back around for me.
You're an assassin.
She handled her.
She's a champion.
She's the best.
She's good.
Apparently she wears cheap boots.
Oh, yeah, the Cosmo boots.
Halfway at the entrance.
No, no.
They knocked it.
The model was talking about the edge.
The other one, the other boots.
Three quarters of the way.
Three quarters of the way.
The Cosmo too.
The ones at the high school kids.
The ones that locked on school care.
He's still in his own apartment.
She's the one.
The stalker.
Yeah.
Who's the stalker?
The one where she was hide her ears.
What's that?
Apparently she's Greek.
There you go.
Explains everything.
The stalker, the one that says, right,
if she lives alone.
She's Greek.
The one that gets me is the confidence
and confidence in charisma coach.
Oh, the love doesn't drink.
The woman, she's a confidence in charisma coach.
What the fuck is that?
The army guy.
Who's that one?
The new ones.
The army guy.
No, it's the girl.
You've either got confidence or you don't.
No, the one that didn't know whether she was going to marry a man or a woman.
That's something about her.
The one that hasn't got...
We've all got bigger boobs.
The journalist.
I've got bigger boobs.
The one that's very colorful.
Yeah.
During Exotic Week, whatever,
they asked about what school you went to.
The one they got a kiss.
So because she got a kiss.
They asked him what he wanted to do.
She was out there.
She wasn't sure if she was going to marry a girl or a guy.
But during Exotic Week, what school did you go to?
Yeah, like, questions like...
Were you bullied?
Yeah, when you bullied at school.
How's that hot?
No, she was asking him.
She was asking him.
And was he?
He's holding a six-pack of clothes.
Now, he doesn't know if that's a girl or a weird jumper.
Yeah, they're gracing.
Yeah, the weird...
He's not the funniest look, though.
He knows what that jumper is.
Oh, no, that's concerning.
I had a jumper.
That's why.
Seriously, what's a confidence in charisma catch?
Yeah, it is.
Can you be confident without charisma?
Or have charisma without confidence?
You can't teach confidence.
No.
You've got to guide it.
Well, you don't.
You don't?
Yeah, yeah.
You barely teach charisma.
Well, he's on the fence.
He's not teaching.
You can't teach.
You're going to teach confidence, like, you know, getting them high.
It's not going to last long.
No.
He's on the fence.
You won't be able to give them something to...
Just take a break.
You're awake for like a week.
Well, they'll be confident for a week, but that's okay.
Towards the end of the day, I am.
What's it run there?
No confidence.
No, the guy you're saying is...
That guy's Greek.
So he's the one that's married.
Oh, that's the...
Yeah, he's the farmer.
Oh, the farmer?
Yeah.
He's a good boy.
He's a good boy.
He's a good boy.
He's a good boy.
He's a good Turkish girl.
He's a good Turkish girl.
He's a good Turkish girl.
Because she's entering now.
Is she?
Yeah, she's found out before he ate.
She's the type that...
She's the type that if she came to a job interview,
she'll give you all the right answers.
The right answers, yeah.
The right answers.
That's it.
The right answers.
A rookie mistake.
A rookie mistake.
Security.
Security.
And this one...
How come this one speaks like a baby?
I don't mind her.
I don't mind her.
I don't mind her.
She knows.
She's a big man.
She's married to the...
That's the Nigerian prince.
Yeah, she comes to Kinta.
Yeah, the Nigerian prince.
Did you see her rise when she first saw him?
She goes,
What?
Prince Hakeem.
No, stop that.
But I like his opening line.
You got my email.
You're a Nigerian prince.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a fucking champion.
He's black.
He has to have something going for him.
But then she made him propose.
Yeah.
She goes,
she goes,
she goes,
she goes,
she goes,
she goes,
she goes,
she goes,
what,
what's the secret?
I
don't know what happened
And you know what? I'm pretty backwards. And I was getting the sheets.
I like to rest a bit, aren't I?
That was someone that came in and said, well, yeah, I'm out here for fame.
I'm here for fame, I'm just going to get fame.
They put it together because they both like Trump. Really? Is that it?
Yeah, that was it. That was the only cause it was nominated.
They're professionals, yeah?
Real estate agents.
That's thick.
Don't lick that out.
So, are we going to get a bird telly going?
No, we're looking into the future.
Which of these couples are going to make it?
I think the token gay couple.
Really?
No, we've got the token gay couple.
If you look at what I sent you when I was in the toilet, you know who's together?
You'll laugh who's together.
No, okay. Have a look.
That's a spoiler alert.
But with the gay guys,
I mean, I know it's money growing.
Yeah.
In the spirit of money growing.
They're both same. They're both horses.
And there's no jockey. What happens?
It takes turns.
It's called in the rear.
Yeah, you take turns.
It's like a ritual ring.
It takes turns.
Exactly what I said. You take turns.
No, no, no, no.
It's not that anything's wrong with that.
No, no, no. It's okay.
There are other ways to take it.
Do you remember the hangover?
Yes.
When he picked up the toilet?
The toilet.
Yeah, but that was a tristicle.
That's something.
And he goes,
we might do you a full lump,
but how?
I come in here and you come in the floor.
That's like...
I think they have...
I think they figure it out pretty quick
who has what role.
They figure it out before they meet each other.
But then I suppose sometimes it's like,
you know, you want to switch it up a bit.
Keep it spicy, switch it up.
There are other ways to take it other than me.
Well, I'm sure they are.
I'm sure they switch it up.
Hey, wouldn't it fix him?
Cool.
I'm sure they schedule the column cleansing.
Well, you won't have anything to do with it.
Can you bring in the white water?
See what chancellors...
Tom.
Position five.
Show me where the bad man touched you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Right.
Oh, we need guys, the law and order is easy.
We're in like a medical type practice,
and there's a man with a small...
And then he took me on his aeroplane.
Can you...
Can you take photos
and like change the profile of like each episode
or no?
Can we take a photo of this?
Yeah.
I mean, Tom pointing.
Oh, well, someone's got arrested.
So, yeah, no future.
Tom met Jeff.
When Tom met Jeff.
When Tom met Jeff.
So, okay.
What's the title of this thing?
When Tom met Jeff.
Plum and needed.
S-O-S, need a pomer.
So, as usual, I was going to make it.
No.
I think the Lithuanian tube will make it.
You reckon I'll get through?
With the box in it.
I got scared, but he wouldn't take a shot at the wing.
Oh, no, that was beautiful.
Super point.
But you know what? You know, he's soft.
He's soft because
crevations...
No flakes at the wing.
Nothing.
Because they don't do that for the TV.
It's not real wing anyway.
I don't mind it.
Out of all of them, she's not bad.
She's a nice girl.
She's the most real one.
What's her name?
Stella.
She's got a bulb.
Yeah, we show that. She's a dark-haired girl.
Nice skin.
And the bulb's not her name.
When I...
She was born in Lithuania,
but the way she handled that barrage of abuse,
I thought...
I think...
All of the way,
when she said to her,
she said something
and she said to Stella,
shut up, and she said,
you're the only one that's talking.
That's right.
I think if this isn't
the final wing,
next to you,
because it is getting
where...
You know how some of us get to that season
where it's raging?
But you know what it always will be?
All right, the winnings,
but you always want to watch the dinner party
and the...
And the...
When they...
Sunday.
But how bad do you feel
when she says leave and you say stay?
I think that's the best.
They got to feel bad last week.
Who's for that?
With the model, that chick, he said stay.
She said go.
That girl.
For a footballer.
I would have said stay.
Kevin, you deal with footballers.
You get them on the bed
and you manipulate them, right?
Wait.
The better glasses come in here.
You work on the ruders.
Oh, roosters.
Do they...
Will they be that soft on that show?
You know what I mean?
Really?
Generational.
He's got no soft side.
If you say something bad about the women,
that's why the model doesn't want you.
Originally, he said that.
Fat chick said this and that.
Meanwhile, she turns around
and she tells everybody off.
She's the one that's rolling her eyes.
She's the one that's rolling her eyes.
More like a poker machine.
You know what it is?
Especially the more...
I think, right,
that you hear the boys talking,
right, is that
the tougher they are,
the bigger they are,
the more they get drilled into them
that they have to be extra
back off when it comes to soft
when it comes to women just in case.
They've got concert.
I'm very emotional.
You.
Footballer.
That's how Sydney plays her.
They're usually pretty good women.
Zack.
Zack.
They glass them.
I would once...
they had to show
their tree.
All the robbers were there
and everybody was so excited.
I just went in that room.
You don't even know who's who?
Did you fix the wifi?
Did you fix the wifi?
He did.
Yes, he fixed it.
Here.
You know what I want to see on maps?
I want to see them
get an Iranian
and an Israeli.
Oh, you want to go...
And not tell them.
And let them find out at the weekend.
You want to go political?
That would be ground breaking.
I reckon most Iranians
here wouldn't care.
Because they're here.
They're Australian.
And you know what?
And a lot of the Iranians
here are Jews.
They're Persians.
Persians.
Is that a bit like the Cyprians
or Greek?
It's our security.
Because when people ask
are you Cyprian?
I'm Greek.
I'm Greek.
But when Mark is back,
that is kind of like the Cyprian.
Cyprian, Cyprian.
Great.
We talk a different topic.
I'm going to have guns for you.
She's going to lure us.
So you want to get political there?
Yeah.
We're going political.
I'm here.
He's here.
He's here.
I think we're going to go at ease.
I'm here.
What happened?
Another successful season.
I just want to know what you were saying
before, whether it's the last season
or I think we will hit
the last season.
I think when there's
an all-in-cat fight
and brawl.
That won't happen.
If there's any physical violence
they'll get sued to the Daylights.
They can't do that.
How many people?
Two million or something.
Two and a half million people.
I think the producers actually
like egg them on a beat.
But if it got to the point of physical violence
I think the show would get pulled.
You want to make the week after
not a certain period.
But this year
I reckon they've really grown out
to make sure that the women are all controversial
and the blokes are soft this year.
And then no one liked that.
No, nothing.
Nothing to my life like that.
I'd be embarrassed about that, honestly.
They just didn't show it.
No, they did.
He'd said something.
He'd said something like that.
But there was no...
He's not going to get up and smell.
He's not going to get up and smell.
He's not going to get worried.
I thought he was going to get a machete.
You have to be careful, mate, because then you get sued.
Yeah, that's it.
I thought someone said that.
That's what I'm going to say.
After you had a joke from before?
It's alright.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
It's not like the good bloke ever said
where I had to edit it.
Good bloke.
Well, there you have it.
Another year of...
F1.
F1.
Don't send us any mails.
We don't want to hear your comments.
We don't want to hear your comments or complaints tonight.
If there's any plumbers listening,
can this be reached out?
Anyone on Ground Street?
Yes.
We just need someone to fix our plumbing here.
I apologise to my patients in advance.
Yeah, XOXO, thank you.
Well, thank you for having us in your backcode.
It's great to have you all here.
Do you really mean that?
Well, you know, what can I say?
He's on the mic.
He has to say.
That's why he paid for dinner.
I'm thinking of how to fix it.
I'm just going to wait for the water to go down now.
Yeah, well, every time he's going to go,
he's going to wait for the water to go down.
No, because every time the flush it feels,
and then it goes down, I've been flushing to try and get it through.
But now I realise that
they're smelling things.
If I get that and put it in, I'll push it up,
and I'll think, don't worry about it.
See, you don't need to know.
You don't need to know, Captain.
In the morning, wake up and call the plum, I think.
Like I said, tomorrow's problem is fine.
Tomorrow's problem.
We'd better hurry up, I'm going for a piss.
I want two tickets.
And bye for now.
Bye!
Now, I'm thinking of how to fix it.
I should have done it before I flushed it again,
but I'm going to do it.
It's all a little wedding curve, don't worry.
We've got it solved.
Now let's shoot all the better.
Just come in the morning.
Like I said, tomorrow's problem is fine.
Tomorrow's problem we solved tonight.
Tomorrow's problem, just tomorrow.
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