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Car
Nissan Altima
The Nissan Altima is a regular family-sized sedan. It’s popular, so you see a lot of them. The podcast is pointing out that if an Altima has body damage, people may assume something about what happened to it.
Car
Toyota Corolla
The Toyota Corolla is a small car made for everyday driving. It’s popular because it’s usually affordable and simple to maintain. People mention it a lot because you can find them everywhere.
Car
Jeep Wrangler
The Jeep Wrangler is an SUV designed to handle rough roads and off-road trails. It’s a popular choice for people who want a vehicle that can be modified and driven in tough conditions. It’s also a very common model, so it comes up often in car discussions.
Car
Ford V8
A Ford V8 sedan is a regular-style car (a sedan) that has a bigger engine with eight cylinders. The podcast is talking about one specific example with details like miles and features. It’s being used to discuss whether that particular car is a good buy.
Car
Toyota Tacoma
The Toyota Tacoma is a popular pickup truck. Here they’re talking about whether paying a certain amount for a used Tacoma with a lot of miles was a smart deal.
Term
100,000 miles
“100,000 miles” is a lot of driving. It usually means more wear and more things may need maintenance or repairs, so the price should reflect that.
Term
rebuilt title
A rebuilt title means the car was previously written off as a total loss, then got repaired and passed inspection. Even after repairs, it often comes with extra risk compared to a clean-title car.
Term
VIN dot com
VIN is like a car’s fingerprint number. If you type it into a VIN lookup website, you can often find details about that exact car—like what it was built with.
Term
Numbers matching car
“Numbers matching” means the big parts in the car are the original ones that came with it, not replacements. Collectors like it because it’s proof the car is more authentic.
Car
Ford F-150 Lightning
The Ford F-150 Lightning is an electric pickup truck. Instead of using gasoline, it runs on electricity stored in a battery. The podcast is bringing it up as a notable model during a quick deal discussion.
Car
96 BMW 328 convertible
This is a BMW 3 Series from 1996, model 328, in a convertible body style. “Convertible” means the roof can open, so it’s more about open-air driving than a closed-roof car.
Car
BMW 328
The BMW 328 is a BMW model, and in this case it’s a 1996 convertible. A convertible is a car with a roof that can open and close. The podcast is referencing a specific example of that car.
Term
hard top
A “hard top” means the roof is solid and fixed, not a fabric convertible top. It usually changes the look and can make the car feel more solid.
Term
270 horsepower
Horsepower is a number that describes how much power the engine makes. They’re saying this car’s engine is rated around 270 horsepower.
Term
Automatic
“Automatic” means you don’t have to shift gears yourself. You just drive and the car handles the gear changes.
Term
chrome bumper
A “chrome bumper” is a bumper with a shiny chrome finish. The speaker is talking about whether this particular car has chrome bumpers on the front and back.
Car
Chevrolet Corvette
The Chevrolet Corvette is a sports car made by Chevrolet. It’s designed to be fast and fun to drive, not just for commuting. People talk about it a lot because many owners and enthusiasts know a lot about specific model years.
Term
430 horse
“430 horse” means the engine makes around 430 horsepower. More horsepower usually means the car can accelerate harder, and it can also affect the car’s value.
Term
fiberglass
Fiberglass is a lightweight material made from glass fibers mixed with resin. Some classic cars used it for body panels because it can be lighter than steel.
Topic
auction pricing / what a car is worth
They’re talking about how auctions influence the price of classic cars. The big idea is that the exact car matters—especially the options—and that’s what determines what it’s worth.
Topic
classic and collector sale, Mannheim Dallas this Wednesday
They’re talking about a collector/auction event coming up in Mannheim Dallas. The host is explaining how to buy one of the vehicles through that sale.
Term
VinLang
They’re talking about identifying the exact car using its VIN, which is like the car’s unique ID number. That helps the dealer/auction match the right vehicle to the right listing.
Term
EVs
EVs are electric cars. They use batteries to power the motor, and if they’ve been sitting for a long time, the battery can be drained so the car won’t start until it’s charged.
Concept
they were all dead
They mean the electric cars weren’t able to power on. If an EV sits unused for a long time, the battery can run down, so it may need charging before it’s usable again.
Car
Mercedes-Benz 300 SEL
This is a classic Mercedes-Benz sedan. The host is talking about it like a used car listing, including how many miles it has.
Car
Chevrolet K5 Blazer
The K5 Blazer is an older Chevy SUV that people often modify. In this conversation, they’re talking about what engine it has and what it’s worth.
Term
rebuilt 350
The “350” is a common Chevy V8 engine size. “Rebuilt” means the engine was repaired and refreshed inside, not just left alone.
Term
two ton paint job
A two-tone paint job is when the car has two different colors on the outside. If it was done recently and looks good, it can make the car easier to sell for more money.
Term
L.S. swapped
“LS swapped” means someone replaced the original engine with an LS-series Chevy V8. Swaps can make the truck more desirable, and that affects the price people will pay.
Term
lifted wheels, tires
That phrase means the truck has been raised and put on bigger tires. People often pay more for that kind of setup because it changes how the truck looks and drives.
Concept
buy a car at an auction
Buying at an auction can be a way to get a car for less money. But you may not know exactly what’s wrong with it until you get it home.
Car
Cadillac Ctsv
The Cadillac CTS-V is a faster, performance-focused version of a Cadillac sedan. It’s meant for people who want more power and quicker driving than a normal family car. The podcast mentions it as an example of a performance car you might find at an auction.
Concept
blown engine
A “blown engine” means the engine has broken badly and usually can’t be fixed easily. People may remove it and replace it with another engine.
Concept
Pull the motor
“Pull the motor” means taking the engine out of the car. It’s usually done when the engine is too damaged to keep or when swapping in a different one.
Car
Chevrolet Impala
This is a 1969 Chevrolet Impala sedan, a classic American car. The seller says it has the original 327 engine and an automatic transmission with overdrive, plus low miles—things collectors look for.
Term
overdrive
Overdrive is a higher gear ratio in an automatic transmission that lets the engine run at lower RPM while cruising. On older cars, it’s often paired with a 3-speed automatic to make highway driving quieter and more efficient.
Term
93,000 original miles
This means the car has about 93,000 miles on the odometer that are presented as the car’s real mileage. Collectors often prefer lower-mile cars because they tend to be less worn.
Term
factory AC
“Factory AC” means the car came with air conditioning installed at the factory. That’s generally better for collectors than an aftermarket add-on.
Term
custom chopper
A chopper is a customized motorcycle with a very distinctive, modified look. This one is described as a custom, meaning it was built to be unique.
Concept
written, or titled
They’re saying the build was never officially registered/recorded with the government. That can make it more complicated to get it legally on the road later.
Term
Herman Oak Leather
Herman Oak Leather is a brand of leather known for quality. They’re saying their leather items are made from that higher-end material.
Term
350 XCF
“350” is the engine size (in cc), which affects how much power the bike can make. “XCF” is KTM’s name for a dirt/off-road style bike meant for racing and trail riding.
Term
450
“450” means the bike’s engine size (cc). Bigger number usually means a different feel in power—often more punch—especially for dirt riding.
Car
79 Trans Am
The 1979 Pontiac Trans Am is a classic American muscle car. It’s a model people recognize from the late-1970s era, and here they’re talking about a specific version of it.
Car
Pontiac Firebird
The Pontiac Firebird is a muscle car from the past, made for strong performance. Some versions had special performance options that collectors look for. The podcast is talking about whether a particular Firebird setup matches a famous type of car.
Term
Firebird spec edition y84
Y84 is like a factory code that tells you which options or package the car was built with. It helps confirm what the car originally was, not just what it looks like now.
Concept
bandit car
“Bandit car” is a reference to a famous movie Trans Am. People use it to describe a Trans Am/Firebird that resembles the one from that story.
Term
T tops
T-tops are roof panels you can remove so the car feels more open to the air. They’re asking whether this car has that type of roof.
Term
standard
Here, “standard” means a manual transmission—where you shift gears yourself. They’re checking if the car is a stick.
Term
frame off
“Frame-off” means the car was taken apart completely down to the frame and rebuilt. It usually indicates a very serious restoration job.
Term
pants blocked
This sounds like a description of work done to the engine block, but the exact term is unclear in the transcript. It likely means the engine was rebuilt or machined as part of the restoration.
Term
original power train
“Powertrain” is the car’s main mechanical system that makes it move—engine and the parts that send power to the wheels. “Original powertrain” means they’re saying it still has its original setup.
Car
74 Volkswagen thing
This is a Volkswagen from the 1970s called the “Thing.” The host is talking about a 1974 one and how nice it looks, especially after a paint job.
Term
Mako paint job
They’re talking about a special paint job called “Mako.” The host says it looks pretty good overall, but there are a few small spots where the paint is bubbling, which usually means something went wrong with the paint or surface prep.
Term
paint bubbles
“Paint bubbles” are little bumps where the paint has started to lift. That can happen if moisture or something else was trapped under the paint, and it can mean the paint job may not be durable.
Term
nylon seats
They’re saying the seats are made of nylon instead of the usual padded/covered setup. The host is basically describing a very stripped interior—more like a bare-bones, utilitarian build.
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Here comes the summer, the summer.
It's officially summer.
Or is it?
The first day of summer is actually on June 21st.
Summer.
I was just saying, here comes summer.
Summer is actually hot.
There's just four things I want to do this summer.
There are four things I want to do this summer.
But they're roommates, so it's tricky.
This will no doubt be the best summer of our entire lives.
Let's get this show started.
Let's go!
Woo!
Oh, yeah, we're back.
Back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
Call in 800-800-RADIO, presented by gimmethevind.com.
Good morning, America.
And welcome to the John Clay Wolf Show.
Three hours, four hours of cars, bad decisions, and life advice
that would get you fired from any normal job.
I'm John Clay Wolf.
And if your ex texted you after midnight this week,
congratulations.
Coming up, underqualified opinions.
Bob trying to explain something he read on the internet,
and he personally invented it.
If you're driving an Nissan Altima with body damage,
we know what you've been up to.
And if you're driving a BMW with no turn signals,
thanks for staying consistent.
JD, how are you this morning, sir?
I'm doing very well.
Thank you very much.
Great.
Obed in St. Pete, Florida.
Obed, is that how I pronounce it?
Obed?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Yeah, you said it right.
Where does Obed reign from, that name?
That's a new name to me.
Obed was the grandfather of David who killed Goliath
in his reign.
So what is your?
Eastpaint.
Where are you from?
Where's your family from?
Where's that name from?
Well, from the Bible.
So you're from the Bible.
Yeah, the name is from the Bible.
But what's your nationality?
What's your heritage?
Where were your grandparents born?
I am 110% Puerto Rican.
OK.
110%.
Hey, everybody.
Everybody slow down.
We've got that.
I'm 110% because in my blood, I got the Taino,
the Taino Indians.
Everybody, focus.
We've got a real live Puerto Rican.
I'm a foreigner.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
OK.
Tell us about it, Obed.
Yeah, you guys were talking about how Puerto Rican
got to the state.
But in the early 1900s, there was
an exodus of Puerto Ricans flying out there
with the Pan Am Airlines that doesn't exist anymore
to work in manufacturing companies
over there for a temporary, but they started staying over there.
And they, well, they just, like bunnies,
they grew up in population.
So Puerto Ricans were imported on Pan Am Airlines.
Yeah.
To what city?
Like Jersey?
Is that how they got up there?
Now they get to New York first.
OK.
And then from New York, they start
spreading all over different manufacturing companies.
And then the story goes, now we are all over.
There's like over 8 million Puerto Ricans in the world,
and 3.5 Puerto Ricans in the island.
So was your grandfather flown in on Pan Am by one trip?
No, no.
My grandfather was a fisherman over in Ponce, Puerto Rico.
And what do you do?
I just retired from the US Army.
Good.
And I'm taking care of my wife.
My wife with Alzheimer's.
And that's what I'm doing.
Did you start up in the Northeast and migrate?
Did you snowboard down to Florida?
Yeah, exactly.
They start spreading all over.
That's how it went.
So did you hear my story about my Puerto Rican facilitator
that was stealing from us?
Mechanic?
Yeah.
Do you have any advice for me on how
to handle that situation better next time?
We can talk about off the air.
No, this is an open show.
We're on the air.
We want our listeners.
We're a family.
It's a good.
OK.
One thing you can do with him is just, I don't know,
it's a little difficult because he's been too many years
already working with you guys.
You know, he's.
Well, we got rid of him.
But I was just saying, like next time, how do I?
How do I be a little smarter and avoid this from happening?
If I have a Puerto Rican that I put in power?
Well, I can occurs.
But there's some words that can tell him fly out
and he will stop automatically.
OK.
That's why that's why I said the right.
But I got a new issue.
I got a 1984 Xavier Camino for sale.
Of course.
Yes.
And guess what is that?
It is in Puerto Rico.
There you go.
Thank you, man.
Y'all have a good one.
800-800-7234-800-800-RADIO.
He wanted to sell his Camino in Puerto Rico.
He wasn't taking the bait.
He wasn't going where I was trying to.
I was trying to get him to go into how to coach me
into wrangling Puerto Rican mechanics.
Right.
Because you know it would have been funny as hell.
But I just couldn't get him to hook up.
He was just thinking about that El Camino too much.
Oh, yeah.
I've got to get him to the El Camino.
What have you got in the news, boss?
We have, actually, speaking of an American Airlines jet
going to Puerto Rico, believe it or not,
from DFW airport delayed over an hour and a half.
Have you ever locked your keys out of your car?
Or maybe you locked yourself out of your house?
Yes.
Every house.
Imagine if you're the pilot and you realize you
locked the cockpit door and you're on the outside.
This happened to American Airlines this week.
Really?
Took them an hour and a half to get in.
How did they get back in that door?
Did they kick it in?
Did somebody find the key?
Nope.
They had mechanic technicians climb through the cockpit window.
And we have a photo of that.
Wait.
Oh, yeah.
Question.
Are they on the ground in Puerto Rico?
No, they're on the ground at DFW airport.
On the way to Puerto Rico.
Trying to get there anyway.
I was wondering if you were going into a Puerto Rican
mechanic on the airplane.
No, no.
Anyway, they tried to.
You can see the photo at jcwshow.com, where our stream is.
There they are climbing through the cockpit window.
How embarrassing.
Jerry Seinfeld may have predicted the actual problem,
though, with this cut number two.
Are there keys to the plane?
Do they need keys?
Maybe that's what those delays on the ground are sometimes.
Are you just sitting there at the gate?
Maybe the pilot's just up there in the cockpit going,
oh, I don't believe this.
They tell you it's something mechanical because they
don't want to come on the PA system.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here
on the ground for a little while.
I left the keys to the plane in my apartment.
The technicians all running underneath the plane.
You think they're servicing it, but they're actually
looking for the magnet hide key under the wing.
What's crazy, too, is there was a bunch of English soccer
fans that were around there chanting
that he lost his keys, too.
This is crazy.
Whose keys are these?
Whose keys are these?
Whose keys are these?
And then when they found out whose keys they were,
they started chanting again.
It's got his keys.
It's got his keys.
It's got his keys.
English just love chanting about anything.
They really do.
They were down in the stockyards this week chanting.
I mean, they were all over the place.
Any really soccer fans in general, except for Americans.
Yeah, Americans are starting to get into it, but yeah.
How do they organize that?
Everybody all of a sudden knows exactly what to say.
It's a college atmosphere.
That's really what it is.
And so Americans are starting to realize, oh, OK.
We just act like we're at a college football game.
And that's what's going on.
You cannot answer.
Oh, damn.
Anybody in the room name one US World Cup team player.
Player?
Yeah.
Come on.
Nope.
You?
Juan Guzpartado.
Right.
Me, nobody.
Nobody.
Pre-K. Do you know any World Cup?
Oh, he's not behind.
Yeah, he is.
Pre-K.
Anyway, so when we win this whole thing,
it's going to be so funny.
OK, this is not going to happen, though.
When we win this whole thing.
OK.
And everybody's like, oh, I'm so proud.
I'm so excited.
I love America.
And everything.
And they don't even know how to spell soccer.
They don't know one person on the team.
Right.
Yeah.
That's true.
I think we're going to do good.
Yeah, I agree.
I think Sweet 16, maybe Elite 8.
That's what I call it.
They have different names.
It's the final eight.
Quarter, 567
Eight years ago, we went to Elite 8, didn't we?
Correct.
2002.
That's the furthest.
Oh.
When they beat Mexico in the Sweet 16,
which was an amazing game.
And where do these players come from?
Where they come from?
Puerto Rico.
Barely Americans.
Barely Americans.
Yeah, a lot.
Not a lot of them are.
I mean, they've had a stint in America.
OK.
They've landed here.
Yes.
Although there is Freeman is a his.
You know this, John.
What?
Antonio Freeman.
Remember him?
Wide receiver.
No.
NFL.
No.
His son.
Antonio Brown, I remember.
No.
OK.
This is a little bit, maybe a little bit before you're really
folks.
Pan-pantage, OK.
His son is one of the better strikers on the team.
And he scored a goal.
Second goal yesterday.
So they're starting to be some more, you know,
I guess famous type of players that their kids are actually
starting to get into soccer.
So because that's what it'll take.
Crab, good morning Southern California.
What's up?
Good morning, John.
You guys are looking good this morning.
Thank you.
You're supposed to be out here in Santa Ana,
but I guess you wanted to celebrate Gabe Pridemuth
for that shirt you're wearing because it hurts my eyes, dude.
Wow, Daniel.
First of all, I don't think it's Gabe Pridemuth.
Second of all, this is my Juneteenth Celebration shirt.
I busted it out for Juneteenth.
Are you reading it, Crab?
It's all you can see us at JCWShow.com on the stream.
Sugar Hill Gang, the original rap artist.
It's what drug me into the culture.
First and still the best.
77, is it my guess?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you see the stupid lads on Facebook in this t-shirt thing,
and I saw the Sugar Hill Gang t-shirt, and I bought it.
And Crab now is claiming that I'm a homosexual because I'm
wearing a lollipop looking shirt.
Well, Crab ought to know.
Ooh.
Ha ha ha.
Hey, Crab, go to Corolla is doing a screening tonight
at the Jordan Family Center of the K-Rock documentary.
That'd be great for me, dude.
And I can't make it.
You want Crab to represent you?
Yeah, you can represent me.
Go get a Sugar Hill Gang shirt.
All right, thank you.
Hey, happy Father's Day.
Thank you.
Oh, it's Father's Day, too.
It is.
Tomorrow.
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A $10 car is $10 car.
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What's the most expensive car we bought on here in a while?
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John and Sarah Soda, Florida 08 Sport Track Ford V8, 61,000 miles,
two-wheel drive, leather, average rougher clean.
Oh, it's pretty clean.
Is it rusty?
Nope.
You sure?
You're in Florida.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Pretty sure.
I heard pretty.
I need a sure.
I want to buy it.
I just don't want rust.
No, no, it's clean.
OK.
Does $5,000 buy it?
What's that?
Does $5,000 buy it?
I can't hear you.
I'm sorry.
I didn't.
Does $5,000 buy the 08 Sport Track little Ford truck?
51.
5,050.
We'll split the difference.
Yeah, it does.
OK.
I'm going to have a just do this then.
Load it up into GiveMeTheVin.com right now,
and they'll hop right on it.
My guys will be right on it.
John, a 21 Toyota Tacoma says you paid 30 grand for it
with 100,000 miles.
What do you want me to do about it?
I just want you to let me know how I did.
You did bad.
I'm a little sick about it.
I think I did bad.
Yeah, I think you did real bad.
I think you did terrible.
I think you should have just bought a new one for 37.
Oh.
Oh.
Peter, a 13 Port Richey Florida, 13 grand support vet,
rebuilt title, 50,000 miles.
What you do in this one is take the regular price
and cut it in half.
You there?
Half, huh?
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah, it's half.
Rebuilt title, half.
That's how I bid them, half.
So if it's 20 grand, I give 10.
It's 30 grand.
I give 15.
Go to give me the VIN dot com.
Load it up.
We'll get it.
67 and Paula convertible been sitting 35 years.
Is your buddy still alive?
Yeah, yeah, he's still alive, John.
OK.
One of them deals where he's in a bind, needs to fail,
called me.
Numbers matching car.
It's all original.
Everything is there.
But it's been sitting in a barn for 35 years.
I mean, it needs them.
It needs all.
It needs everything.
It feels there.
Sure.
Yeah.
OK.
Hey, I'm going to have a guy named Hot Rod Kyle give you
a call that handles these kind of cars for us.
He's my go to.
And I just took a picture of your phone number
and sent it to him, OK?
All right, buddy.
Thank you.
James, my name is John Clay.
Wolf by Cars in the Air for America's Best Carbire.
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Good morning, Philly.
Good morning, Pitt.
Good morning, DC.
Glad you're here with us.
Hey, the John Clay Wolf Show has what you need.
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This is a man's work.
This is a man's work.
Woman, you better put your inside voice on me
talking to me.
Junior, go upstairs, wash your ass, get ready for bed.
Mama, I'll be there in a minute.
When they traded the white and black couple,
they traded wives.
Awesome.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, that feels great.
Watch your tone, and heave with the inside voice.
What a week.
Welcome back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
Trump, Iran, oil traders are panicking.
Every guy at Bucky's thinks he's an expert on politics.
Gas prices drop a few cents, and Americans
are reacting like they hit the power ball.
Honey, fill up both tanks in the truck.
We're back, baby.
Inflation is still so bad.
I saw a guy at the grocery store, grabbed a guacamole,
and he was looked at the prize.
He put it back.
And I heard him whisper to himself, maybe next year.
World Cup's underway, which means every American man
who ignored soccer for the last four years
is suddenly saying, shoot it.
Nobody understands offside.
It's not the fans, not the announcers.
Pretty sure half the players don't understand it either.
I sure don't.
And to be honest, half the men watching the World Cup
aren't even watching the game.
They're just saying, who are we rooting for again?
Yeah.
I don't know, but Sweden's having a hell of a season,
and I'm looking forward to the Argentina and Brazilian games.
Richard Rollins and I did a podcast this weekend.
We were voting the hottest three women.
Of course.
Of course.
So what is the FIFA games?
Which ones have the best women?
Turley.
Three.
So top three.
Sweden for sure.
Colombia.
Yeah.
And then I would go, man, that's a tough one.
Then you're out.
JD.
Norwegian?
Is Norway in?
Yeah, Norway.
Norway or Netherlands.
What are you thinking?
What are yours?
Your three.
I would say Norwegian.
It was Norway.
It's the name of the country.
Or whatever.
Norwegian women.
OK.
I'm going to go by the way.
Don't be a sexist.
Brazil three for me.
Brazil.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I got to go Brazil and Mexican.
Mexico.
Mexico.
Really?
Yeah.
What about you, Bob?
England.
Oh, come on.
Stop it, Bob.
Israel.
All right.
Here we go.
They're not good.
And Japan.
You know?
Pre-K, what are your top three best looking women spotting
that you think if you were going to go to a game, it would be?
For the World Cup.
For the World Cup.
You say top three hotties?
No, the top three hottie countries.
Oh, that's a good question.
I know it is.
That's why I ask it.
Number one, USA.
There we go.
All right.
Number two, maybe like a Brazil or something.
You know, you see some of those like football matches
where they show the crowd in Brazil.
And you see some real dime pieces in there.
I figured you'd say Guana or something.
Why?
Ivory Coast?
Yeah, he's a white black guy.
And I figured you'd go for the African countries.
Well, yeah.
Number three, I'm going to say Nigeria.
OK.
Got to love it.
So tell me about your new album.
Electric Blue?
Yeah.
You got that from me, and I'm flattered.
Well, yeah, yeah.
You put me onto the, what is it, some like British soft core?
Yeah, it's an old European soft porn from the 80s
called Electric Blue.
Like if you had Vue TV and you had a de-scrambler,
you could catch it late night.
Electric Blue.
You put me onto the theme song from there,
and I was like, man, I love this theme song.
And it was all about sex and drugs and cars and all this.
And so I was like, man, that's what I wanted this album
to be about, man.
So yeah, it's just a little bit.
Give us your heart, your emotional, your artist.
So tell us your inspiration.
You're doing it.
But a little more, like when you're really
sitting down and creating your craft.
What inspires me?
Yeah, this album.
What it means to your poetry.
Man, mostly I just wanted to get on that auto-tune
and start singing like Keith Sweat.
Damn.
So Keith Sweat.
And talking about how these hoes be.
Yeah.
Hey.
And how do these hoes be?
Man, they be trifling.
So do you have any of his art that you
could share with us, Turley?
What's the best hit?
What's your fan favorite so far on this new LP?
Oh, man.
I'm getting a lot of good feedback.
People say that they love something about every track.
But the first track, which kind of sets the tone,
Bitch, Please, is a real banger.
You don't have it, Mike?
No.
We got that one loaded up.
I'll get it in a second.
I did not what wasn't expecting you to have it.
Bitch, Please might be the breakout hit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's not just about it's not anything crazy.
It's just saying, please, you can't see me.
I'm the alpha and omega here.
I am the greatest rapper in the world.
OK.
And yeah, it's a lot of bangers.
Salacious slaps.
So what is 817 Cache Now about?
Oh, that's a flip on the old, you know,
call pre-K Pimp's Worth, 817 Cache Now.
It's my money, and I need it now.
What is that about?
It's a lot more funky on the record.
It's about pimping, man.
What's going on?
Pop your collar with me one time, baby.
Where do they find this CD?
Smash Squad World dot com.
Y'all can hit me up.
I'm sending out CDs in the mail all week.
I was going to send some CDs out in the mail yesterday.
Juneteenth got me all messed up.
Dang, post office clothes for a holiday.
But shout out to Juneteenth, yeah.
Do you have it where you can just download it,
since CD players are not as abundant as they once were?
Oh, yeah.
If you a square bear and ain't got no CD player, man,
you can go on YouTube and just search pre-K Electric Blue.
That's P-R-E, space K-A-Y.
You have the full albums on there,
but you only get the two bonus tracks if you order the CD.
You got anything for us?
Anything.
I mean, I've got old stuff.
Old stuff, man.
We got to do something.
Yeah, because I was not anticipating.
So like double hammers.
Remember this one.
See, double hammers is an exclusive on the CD.
You got to get the CD for that.
Double hammers.
Doin' damage.
Double hammers, bang, bang.
Double hammers.
Doin' damage.
Double hammers, bang, bang.
And we'll have more of pre-K's music during the break.
We will play it on the stream.
You can find that at JCWShow.com.
Also, next Saturday, Dallas, Texas,
Gas Monkey Live, Bar and Grill, a 20th year celebration
of the JCW show.
And we will be broadcasting live there.
And by the way, if you want to know where we're
going to go after next week, because that's
the end of the show, you want to know,
you got to go to JCWShow.com and click on what, Michael?
Join.
Join.
That's it.
That's all you got to do, because I would
like to know what's going on with you.
I want to know, too.
Because I don't know.
Do you know, JD?
I only got a clue.
We don't.
None of us have a clue.
We're going to find out.
I know, but I don't know.
I know.
The deal ain't done until it's done, and the deal ain't done.
OK.
And we're running out of time.
Yeah.
Next week?
You know, I gave them a year warning.
Why did you have to come down to the wire like this?
So we're for sure on next week.
We're on next week.
OK, but that's the end of the.
It's the celebration show, and it's our last terrestrial
broadcast, unless we get a signed deal across the finish line
between now and next Saturday.
This is very Trumpish Iran deal, man.
We're, everybody's kind of, all the parts are moving.
It's just dumb is what it is.
Because I was definitely going to retire, and then they called
me and offered me something like, well, they got me thinking.
And then I'm like, well, if I'm going to stay on this, this,
this, and like, well, we'll do that.
I'm like, no, I need this, this, this.
Like, well, we'll do this and this.
I'm like, no, I need this, this and this.
And this.
And then so that there's one part of the deal is not done.
OK.
All right.
Well, I'm going to guess we're going to get a deal done.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I mean, I mean, but.
Because they're already taking the 4th of July off,
and I really wasn't planning on coming back.
I was taking my headphones home today.
You I mean, we're going to do.
We're definitely going to be on next Saturday.
It's going to be our 20th year anniversary show.
OK.
At Gas Monkey Live.
And you can see the F6 there, too.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to have this F6 Richard and I's car.
And actually, I did sell him that car.
He hadn't paid for it yet, but he will.
Oh.
My half of it.
I mean, he said he bought it.
We sent him a purchase order.
He's a lot of money.
I bet.
But I was like, hey, I got to have this car.
And I haven't driven it yet.
So I'm going to drive it next Saturday.
Got him right before you sell it.
Right.
I got to have it.
Maybe he'll bring me a check.
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Good morning, everybody.
It is Saturday, June 20th.
June 10th was yesterday.
How many banking days are there for?
Now, Columbus Day is now indigence, right?
Oh, man.
Columbus Day is yes.
Ind-ind-indigenious?
In-indigenous?
Indigenous.
That's different than indigent.
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
That's not quite the same.
OK.
Columbus Day, Martin Luther King Day,
June 10th Memorial Day, Labor Day.
July 4th.
July 4th.
So the Redneck Cripp Triple Crown.
So there's six.
Christmas Thanksgiving.
What are the days they close the bank down?
New Year's Day.
What day?
What day?
New Year's Day.
Oh, yeah, New Year's Day.
Christmas Day.
Well, I got Christmas.
Yeah.
Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving, I got that.
Anyways, Juneteenth Week in Rock and Roll, dude.
Rock and Roll.
I'm wearing my Juneteenth t-shirt.
Is that what that is?
Yes.
What does it say?
Sugar Hill Gang Dog.
You've got to get down.
I caught you around the corner and I thought, look,
I could just see from here up and I thought, well,
that's a Steve Miller band shirt.
No, dude, it's a Sugar Hill band.
I can see it now.
Yeah.
Y'all don't want to hear me do that whole thing again.
Where did you find that?
I'm too good at it.
It's kind of weird.
You're really good at it.
You should do it right now.
For my Juneteenth anthem?
Yes.
God.
Do you have the music?
I can get it real quick.
I will do it later.
Let's do it later.
Good morning.
Jersey, Pittsburgh, Orlando, Tampa Bay, Palm Beach, Carolina.
Which Carolina?
Charlotte, Raleigh, Asheville, Greensboro, and the DC.
DC Big 100.
FIFA, Philly's kind of the headquarters
for the Northeast, isn't it?
Yes.
Boston's got it going on there too,
but Philly's going to have more games there.
Philly is, what have they got left?
They've got, I forgot, but they're
playing with Philly at the Eagle Stadium, right?
Yes, Veterans Stadium or whatever they call it now.
I was looking at the games.
Let's see.
What games are left in Philly?
You wanting to make a trip up there?
Oh, I've got to go next Friday.
Monday, France plays Iraq there.
Caracow and Cortez Vidiotta, whatever that is.
Croatia and Ghana.
And you know where they are.
Cortez, Monter, yeah.
So Friday, there's no games there in Philly.
Where's Puerto Rico?
They're not in the walkup.
Well, I guarantee if they were, they'd
be playing Philly dog because that is where
you find all the Puerto Ricans.
Sure.
Sure.
Well, they had in Florida.
There's more up there.
In Philly?
Yeah, just in Jersey, Philly, New York.
Yeah.
That's Puerto Rican capital of the world.
I wonder how they migrated from Key West to Philadelphia.
But it was cold.
I don't know how the Germans get to Texas, I mean.
Airplanes.
How did the Tongs-Wagons get to Texas?
You know where Tonga is?
Is it Tonga or Tonga?
It's called Tonga.
OK.
It's like some little island in the middle of nowhere.
Tiney island.
And they've come to Dallas, Fort Worth, a city called Euless.
And they're just everywhere.
And they play football.
And they're good at it.
They're really good at it.
Our Puerto Ricans are good at soccer, aren't they?
I know they're good at drinking and smoking and kissing.
Yeah.
I would say better at baseball than soccer.
You're more notable for their baseball.
Do you have a good Puerto Rican story?
No.
I've got one.
Oh, we know you have one.
Oh, no doubt.
I got a few, but I can't really share them here.
Yeah, there's a lot has to do with them.
What?
Maybe theft.
Well, it's funny you mentioned that.
My Puerto Rican story ends in theft.
It's an unfortunate tale.
Norman, the Puerto Rican, he was a great mechanic.
He could fix high-line cars, Bentley's, Lamborghinis.
He had talent.
But he watched too many mob movies.
And when he moved to Texas from Philadelphia,
he would get our vendors, give me the Venn people that
worked on all of our cars.
We put them in charge, put a Puerto Rican guy
in charge of dispatch and handling all the accounts
on repairs.
And he was shaking them down.
He would go to the vendors.
He would get them started.
And they'd start making money.
And then he would go give them the shake down about the 10%
Vig.
Vig.
Oh.
The Vig.
The money comes back to me.
The money comes back to me.
It don't come back to me.
And we are such a big account.
These vendors told me when I finally discovered this.
And I had all the vendors at the headquarters one day
and told them the whole story.
I said, hey, Norman's gone.
And when we're done here, if you had to pay him any money,
bribery money, please meet me in my office.
I'm not mad at you.
I just want to know the truth.
I know.
And the entire room was lined up outside my office.
Oh, wait a minute.
Every single one of them.
This one guy told me a story, how
Norman and their god, I'm started with some work.
And they were small.
And he said, I can load this whole place up.
I can, you know, 10 times more work than what we're giving you.
Go buy more lifts.
Go hire more people.
So they loaded it up.
They made all this investment.
And then he got them pregnant.
And he said, oh, by the way, 10% back to me.
You got a wet in my beak.
Did you really?
So they were stuck.
How do you think you wouldn't get caught?
That's the weird part.
I actually put a plant on him and had a new vendor record
herself talking to him.
And I've got it on tape with the shakedown.
Shakedown.
After, yeah.
And that was when I finally.
You always get caught.
Come on.
Yeah.
Because I felt it.
You could smell it.
Yeah.
You have to understand how this worked now.
You work for John.
If you work for John, me.
I make a Jew out of the world, but you've got a lot of work.
Because I'm the king of the go-be-go worker.
I make a king.
John has made a king.
Whether you get a three jobs or you get a regular,
these three jobs, they do paper me the 10%
10% make a Jew safe.
Slip it out.
Because these are, look, these are.
Yeah.
All people.
Yeah, the old people.
They want to kill you.
No.
They want to kill you for your job.
I don't think they want to.
I stop them.
I protect them from them.
So you pay me.
You're protecting me from getting killed.
And everyone would be happy.
How would this son of a believe son?
I'm not happy.
I was you like a margarita.
Do you like a margarita?
I do like margaritas.
I make it all you do and feel it definitely
with just a little bit of cocaine.
Ha ha ha ha.
God, that's kind of cadence that Norman had right there.
Do you have any of those drops, Andy?
Oh, man.
We had some norm drops.
Because he was on the show.
Yeah, it's been a long time.
Many times.
Let me see if I can find some.
And then he traveled to Iowa, I believe.
My brother hired him after he robbed me.
What?
Yeah, I never told you this.
No.
Oh, yeah.
So when I let my brother go, because he
wouldn't have been successful in the wholesale business.
And he went to Iowa and started working a wholesale company
with a different deal.
My brother did.
And he brought Norman with him.
Isn't that typical?
It's just so typical.
That's so bad.
It's just so typical.
The guy robs me.
My brother gives him a job.
I didn't know this at all.
What are brothers for, right?
I know, but you didn't tell us this.
Yeah.
Why reminded him of it?
How long that lasted?
A couple years.
Really?
Yeah.
Because Norm was good enough to get you pregnant and get
you trusted.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's very good at that.
I mean, I should have known something when I brought him
a text tonight to pay his parole offer two years in advance
and talk to the parole officer to get him down.
He got caught stealing keys from an auction yard
and selling them on eBay, like exotic keys.
They're expensive.
Trust me, Norm knows all about it.
But he was a reformed man.
Yeah.
But God, that guy was good.
When he was good, he was so good.
I mean, he made us a lot more money than he stole.
I remember you caught him once and then let him come back.
You're the king of second chances.
I mean, you really are.
Third, fourth.
What did I catch him doing?
You caught him stealing.
We brought him on the radio.
You dressed him down.
On the radio?
Yes.
And then you let him go back to work with us.
I was trying to shame him into going straight.
Right.
That's exactly what you were doing.
Did you find any agents?
Yeah.
I can't tell what they are.
They're long form.
Just play one.
They're long form?
Yeah.
So let me see.
We just want to hear the accent.
You called him in the studio on the air and said,
here's what we got.
And then next thing I know, he's been working for us.
Oh, that's right.
You don't have it?
OK.
Mike, don't say you got it if you don't got it.
I've got stuff.
I don't have it.
But can you just press play?
No.
OK.
He doesn't trust play.
You can take the sound back.
You can't hold yourself back.
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My name is John Clay Wolf, Bobbo, JD, Mike Turley, Pre-K.
He's a white black man.
So this is a special weekend for him.
With a brand new CD album.
With a brand new rap album.
I mean, you think I'm kidding.
Holla?
Holla.
Holla.
Holla back.
When we come back, you can Holla and tell us
about your brand new CD.
What's it called?
Electric Blue.
There you go.
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Do you remember when Big Gate gay Ken cooked fish
in the microwave at the office about five years ago?
Oh, yeah.
Never forget that, Danny.
Were you there?
Yeah, but it's so weird, because I have a story about that.
It's so weird.
I have a story about that, too.
Oh, no.
Mine, that mine's good or better?
Mine is real life, real time.
Yesterday, I walk in.
OK.
2 in the afternoon.
Walk into the studio here downstairs.
Because downstairs, living quarters upstairs the studio.
Downstairs kitchen.
Homeboy is watching TV.
Who's homeboy?
Bob.
And my eyes just start watering.
What?
He was cooking fish in the oven.
Oh, no.
And he just.
It's a can of tuna fish, John.
You know the guy that the listener that
sent us all that Albuquer tuna from very good tuna.
Fishing boat.
So good, yeah.
Bob decided to turn into Chef Tell with it.
And I mean.
In the microwave?
I don't know.
How did you cook it, Bob?
Oh, it wasn't.
You make a pot of shells and cheese the traditional way.
Here we go.
You add the cheese.
All right.
Little red pepper flakes, garlic salt,
tad bit of butter.
Get your macaroni where it's done.
Don't don't pour all the water out.
You want kind of a wet palate.
Go ahead.
A little water.
OK.
Drain the fish.
Yeah.
Drain the juice out of the can.
Drain it out.
Yeah.
That's where the smell is.
Oh, sure.
Put the fish in the pot.
Give it a fish.
Spread it up again.
Right.
Did that Thursday night.
OK.
So delicious.
But I can't eat three pounds of it.
So yesterday.
When John popped in.
I was having the leftovers.
And they were just, I mean, it's.
How did you heat it?
Just like anything.
In a pan, a saucepan.
The reheat?
Yesterday.
I know the first time you cooked it,
you probably did it on the oven.
But the second time.
No, no, I ate about half the pan.
Put the pan in the refrigerator.
OK.
Took it out yesterday.
Put it on the stove and heated it.
Do you think it smelled that foul on Thursday also
when you cooked it the first time?
Partner, you know I love you.
But it didn't smell foul at all.
I think you're just a bit of a wuss about some things.
And I don't blame you for it.
And I forgive you.
What did we already said?
Seven times now.
Sorry, Hoss.
We opened up.
And because I'm such a stand up guy.
You got to count.
I actually lied to you.
I said, gosh, I feel terrible about it, John.
Ha ha ha.
You know, we open up.
Listen, he's not describing the situation.
So John walks in.
And his eyes got big.
And he looked at me.
Have you watched Gilgamesh Island?
Sure.
You remember Mrs. Howell?
Yes.
When something traumatic happens, she'll figure.
Oh, fast.
Fast and right.
It was just like that.
I said, oh my god, what happened?
What happened?
Did somebody hit you, man?
What the heck?
What's that smell?
I said, oh, that's my mac and cheese, man.
John is going back because of the flashback of the time
when somebody in the office heated up fish in the microwave.
He walked in.
I'll never forget.
We were sitting there.
And he's like, who the hell is cooking fish?
Yes.
Oh, and everybody stopped on the floor.
Just, uh, of course.
What kind of fish was that?
Was it like some tilapia filets or something?
Something in the microwave.
You don't microwave that.
No.
I don't microwave anything.
And you guys know that.
I don't even have a microwave in my home.
So I don't microwave anything but popcorn.
But we made a new deal, right?
Well, you made a new deal.
Well, let's reinstate our deal because I'm serious about this.
You don't need to.
You've already got a deal.
OK, good.
We got a deal.
You've got a deal.
What's the deal?
Did anybody?
The bobo's not going to cook fish here.
OK.
I'm going to eat macaroni when I feel like macaroni.
If I have to do it late at night, I'll just do that.
You can't tell a grown-ass man what to eat.
I'm not telling you not to eat macaroni.
I just don't want to cook fish here because it stinks.
Outside?
What about outside?
You do whatever you want outside.
OK.
But not inside.
It didn't smell like anything, man.
It smelled like ass, bobo.
He opened all the doors.
In 10 minutes, it was clean.
But that whiff of smell when you walk in,
then you start worrying about it getting in the walls.
It's staining.
Right.
Staining the smell.
If you're a girly man, you worry that way.
My story is from the South Carolina, the police officer
that walked into the break room.
And his co-worker, also a police officer,
was cooking fish in the microwave.
So what does he do?
He pulls his service revolver.
Good.
Ha ha ha.
Pointed it at the guy and said, never do that again.
Obviously, that police officer no longer works.
For the South Carolina Police Department in Myrtle Beach.
But you don't pull a gun on somebody.
So Bob, so it could have been worse.
It's my mom.
See, there you go.
And there's a lot of guns right there.
A lot of guns.
There's a whole chest.
Hey, you never know what's going on.
There may be a couple more than you know about.
Ooh.
Here we go.
Oh, boy.
We're going to get a duel over tuna fish.
Get a froggy.
We're going to get Gunny.
That's what I tell people.
What do you want for lunch?
Give me anything.
Anything?
Anything but fish.
You just don't like fish?
Or?
I mean, I'll eat it a couple times a year.
Really?
Yeah, it's just that smell.
You have an aversion.
You had it.
There was a trauma with a female at one time, wasn't there?
No.
No.
No, I mean, there has been.
But that's not the fish problem.
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
He's not talking about it.
What's he talking about?
Anything.
Nothing.
Boy, that stuff's bad, though.
It's bad.
I mean, bad.
The milk's gone bad.
Johnny, baby.
OK, so we're changing the subject now to how about divorce?
You want to hear about Jelly Roll's divorce?
Oh.
He filed for a divorce from his wife, Bunny XO, citing
irreconcilable differences.
Despite the split, by the way, the two are still close friends.
Now, here's a little bit of what they've been saying about each
other this week.
And number three.
On Mother's Day, we had a little bit of an argument.
I was so fed up and so tired that I just looked at him
and I said, well, then file the divorce papers.
Me and my wife are best friends.
We would always be best friends.
That's not like it.
And during that, you know, he was so mad and we were so emotional
that he ended up doing exactly what I told him to do
and filing the divorce papers.
Was I blindsided?
And was this divorce mutual?
No.
Nobody's seen it or nobody.
That would be my best friend forever.
This is the only time I will ever speak about it.
I felt like we deserved a chance to go to therapy and figure
out he didn't feel that way.
And I respected my husband and I are ending this marriage
on the best possible terms that you could ever have a divorce.
Bunny, I love you, baby.
With every inch and cheers, everybody, thanks for coming out tonight.
Jelly Roll out.
Jelly Roll out.
He must have realized he married a prostitute.
It's really hidden.
I think it's a publicity stunt.
They're both saying really nice things about each other.
So that way, when they get back together, nobody can say,
but you called her a whore.
No, he did not.
She's my best friend ever.
So that's why we're wrestling.
He's an ugly man.
Yes, he is.
He's a filthy, ugly man.
But he's wealthy.
Now, and she is too, because she wrote it up with him.
She's got a bone.
There's no way his ex-con drug addicted ass
pre-numped her before they got married.
Zero chance.
She was homeless 15 years ago.
She gave him a place to live.
She's down for half.
It's there's the problem.
Go ahead and get the divorce so she can get her money.
And then they'll get back together.
He's lucky to have her, even though she was a prostitute.
Yeah, he's ugliest.
Is sin.
Well, the tattoos don't help either,
because now that he's gotten skinny,
you can almost see like a different shape on it.
Yeah, it's like Reed's different.
It went from fat boy to skinny boy when you read the eyebrow.
Tatties are longer and stretched out.
They just don't look good at all.
No, I'll go with this.
I'll go with this.
For her looks alone, and she's got a pretty good public
persona personality, you don't lose a woman like that.
Same thing with Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley.
You don't lose a woman like that.
No matter what else you have to do.
Do you think he's doing it because of his new image
as a preacher, and he's got to get rid of the whore?
Oh, I didn't even think of that.
Yeah, that's kind of like somebody's in his ear saying,
hey, you just got to get rid of this.
Because he's talking, you know, one thing about God here,
and then she's over there talking about, well, other things.
She wanted Howard Stern and talked about all of her stuff,
the truth.
I don't know.
I think they'll think so stupid.
I mean, hey, real quick, speech impediment, Terrence,
what do you think?
Do you think that Jelly Roll is ugly and that Bunny is a hoe?
Jelly Roll, man.
Jelly Valley.
Let's see.
No way.
Joe, I got some stores here.
Well, we don't have time for that.
We'll get to that in a little bit.
This is a tease.
Speech impediment, Terrence, coming up.
The rapper, speech impediment, hang tight.
That fella, he's something else.
We got to meet this guy.
Yeah, we do.
We've got to meet him at this point.
We'll have to break him out at some point.
Get him a Greyhound ticket up to Wallin' Street.
OK.
I mean, what?
Pick him up at the YMCA.
We'll be right back, man.
That's where he lives.
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Now, John Clay Wolf. Do you remember when Big Gay Ken cooked fish in the microwave at the office
about five years ago? Oh yeah. I'll never forget that, Danny. Were you there? That's, yeah, but it's
so weird because I have a story about that. Well, it's so weird. I have a story about that too.
Do you? Oh no. Mine, that mine's good or better. Mine is real life, real time. Yesterday, I walk in.
Okay. Two in the F. No, no. Walk into the studio here downstairs. Because downstairs,
live-in quarters upstairs the studio. Downstairs kitchen. Homeboy is watching TV.
Who's homeboy? Bob. And it is a, my eyes just start watering. What? Just, he was cooking fish.
And he just, it's a can of tuna fish, John. You know the guy that, the listener that sent us all
that Albuquer tuna, very good tuna. So good. Yeah. Bob decided to turn into Chef
Tell with it. And no, I mean, in the microwave? I don't know how to cook it, Bob. Oh, it wasn't.
You're making pot of shells and cheese the traditional way. Here we go. You add the cheese.
All right. Little red pepper flakes, garlic, salt,
tad bit butter. Get your macaroni where it's done. Don't, don't pour all the water out. You want
kind of a wet palate. Go ahead. Okay. Drain the fish. Yeah. Drain the juice out of your hand.
That's where the smell is. Oh, sure. Put the fish in the pot. Get the fish done.
Thread it up good. Right. Did that Thursday night. Okay. So delicious. But I can't eat three pounds
of it. So yesterday, when John popped in, I was having the leftovers and they were just, I mean,
it's, how did you heat it? Just like anything in a pan, a saucepan. The reheat
yesterday. I know the first time you cooked it, you probably did it on the oven, but the second
time I ate it. No, no, I ate about half the pan. Put the pan in the refrigerator. Okay. Took it out
yesterday. Put it on the stove and heated it. Do you think it smelled that foul on Thursday also
when you cooked it the first time? Partner, you know, I love you, but it didn't smell foul at all.
I think you're just a bit of a wuss about something. And I don't blame you for it. And I forgive you.
And I've already said seven times now. Sorry, Hoss. We opened up the door. And because I'm such a
standup guy, you got to count. I actually lied to you. I said, gosh, I feel terrible about it, John.
You know, we opened up the door. He's not describing the situation. So John walks in
and his eyes got big and he looked at me. Have you watched Gilgames Island? Sure. You remember Mrs.
Howell? Yes. When something traumatic happens, she was like, Oh, it was just like that. I said,
Oh my God, what happened? What happened? Did somebody hit you? What's that smell?
It's my mac and cheese, man. John is going back because of the flashback of the time when
somebody in the office heated up fish in the microwave. He walked in. I'll never forget
where we're sitting there. And he's like, Who the hell is cooking fish? I did that. Yes. Oh,
and everybody stopped on the floor. Just what kind of fish was that? We didn't like some tilapia
filets or something. Microwave. I don't microwave anything. And you guys know that I don't even
have a microwave in my home. So I don't microwave anything but popcorn. But we made a new deal,
right? Well, you made a new deal. Well, I'm less reinstate our deal because I'm serious. You don't
need to. You've already got a deal. Okay, good. We got a deal. You've What's the deal?
Bobo's not going to cook fish here. Okay. I'm going to eat macaroni when I feel like macaroni.
If I have to do it late at night, I'll just do that. You can't tell a grown ass man what to eat.
I'm not telling you not to eat macaroni. I just don't want to cook fish here because it stinks.
Outside? What about outside? Do whatever you want outside. Okay, but not inside. It didn't smell
like anything, man. It smelled like ass, Bobo. He opened all the doors. In 10 minutes, it was clean.
Yeah, but that whiff of smell when you walk in, then you start worrying about it getting in the
lawn. It's staining, right. Staining the smell. If you're a girly man, you worry that way. My
story is from the South Carolina, the police officer that walked into the break room and his
co-worker, also a police officer, was cooking fish in the microwave. So what does he do? He pulls
his service revolver. Good. Pointed it at the guy and said, never do that again. Obviously,
that police officer no longer works for the South Carolina police department in Myrtle Beach,
but you don't pull a gun on somebody. So Bob, so it could have been worse as my mom.
See, there you go. And there's a lot of guns right there. A lot of guns. There's a whole chest.
Hey, you never know. It may be a couple more than you know about. Here we go. Oh, boy.
We're gonna get a duel over. Shuppers get a fish. Get a froggy.
We're gonna get Gunny. That's what I tell people. What do you want for lunch? Give me anything.
Anything? Anything but fish. You just don't like fish or? I mean, I'll eat it a couple times a year.
Really? Yeah, it's just that smell. You have an aversion. You had it. There was a trauma with a
female at one time, wasn't there? No. No. No, I mean, I'm their husband, but that's not the
fish problem. What are you talking about? Nothing. He's not talking about anything.
Nothing. Well, that's just bad though. It's bad. I mean, bad. The milk's gone bad.
Johnny, baby. Okay. So we're changing the subject now to how about divorce? You want to hear about
Jelly Roll's divorce? Oh, he filed for divorce from his wife, Bunny XO, citing irreconcilable
differences. Despite the split, by the way, the two are still close friends. Now here's a little bit
of what they've been seeing about each other this week. On number three. On Mother's Day,
we had a little bit of an argument. I was so fed up and so tired that I just looked at him and I
said, well, then file the divorce papers. Me and my wife are best friends. We would always be best
friends. Let me tell you, I got lying some bit. He was so mad and we were so emotional that
he ended up doing exactly what I told him to do and filing the divorce papers. Was I blindsided
and was this divorce mutual? No.
Nobody's seen it on nobody. That would be my best friend forever. This is the only time I will ever speak about it.
I felt like we deserved another chance to go to therapy and figure shit out. He didn't feel that way.
I didn't feel that way and I respected my husband and I are ending this marriage on the best possible
terms that you could ever have a divorce. Bunny, I love you, baby. With every inch and
two years, everybody, thanks for coming out tonight. Jelly Roll out. He must have
realized he married a prostitute. It really hit him. I think it's a publicity stunt. They're both
saying really nice things about each other. So that way, when they get back together, nobody can say,
but you called her a whore. No, he didn't. She's my best friend ever. So that's why we're
reconciling. He's an ugly man. Yes, he is. He's a filthy, ugly man. But he's wealthy. Now, and she
is too because she wrote it up with him. She's got a bull. There's no way his ex-con drug addicted ass
pre-numped her before they got married. He's zero chance. He was homeless 15 years ago. She gave him
a place to live. She's down for half. It's probably going to get the divorce so she can get her money
and then they'll get back together. He's lucky to have her even though she was a prostitute.
Yeah. He's ugliest sin. Well, the tattoos don't help either because now that he's gotten skinny,
you can almost see like a different shape on it. Yeah, it's like Reed's different. It went from
fat boy to skinny boy when you read the eyebrow. Yeah, the tattoos are longer and stretched down.
They just don't look good at all. No, it's crazy. I'll go with this. For her looks
alone and she's got a pretty good public persona personality. You don't lose a woman like that.
Same thing with Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. You don't lose a woman like that. No matter what
else you have to do. Do you think he's doing it because of his new image as a preacher and he's
got to get rid of the whore? Oh, I didn't even think of that. Yeah, that's kind of like somebody's
in his ear saying, hey, you just got to get rid of this because he's talking, you know, one thing
about God here and then she's over there talking about, well, other things. She wanted Howard
Stern and talked about all of her stuff, the truth. I don't know. I think the whole thing's so stupid.
I mean, hey, real real quick, speech impediment, Terrence, what do you think? Do you think that
jelly roll is ugly and that bunny is a hoe? Jelly roll, man, jelly belly.
No way. Joe, I got some stores here. Well, we don't have time for that. We'll get to that in a
little bit. We're going to this is a tease. Speech impediment, Terrence coming up the rapper speech
impediment hang tight. That fella, he's something else. We're going to meet this guy. Yeah, we do.
We've got to meet him at this point. Get him a gray on ticket up to Wall Street. Okay.
I mean, pick him up at the YMCA. We'll be right back. That's where he lives. John Clay will show
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The breaking news. The straight of Hormuz is closed again. What? And I'm not making
it up because Israel went and hit Lebanon. Yeah. So they're saying we're closing her again.
So all the gas prices going down. So let me let me go to the deal and see CNBC see what the
oil futures have done. What a crazy. You know, that's just happened like right now.
You know, Israel barely survived the Holocaust, right? Where the Germans like a long time ago
and they don't they don't play and they don't toy. But at some point, I mean, when have you bombed
your neighbors enough? You know,
that's been going on since Washington and biblical times. But this is a fight that we're not going
to fix. But I can tell you that the reserves are getting low on the oil like Cushing, Oklahoma,
where it's all it's coming down. It's getting to a point where it's fixed to be a real problem.
And we will start blowing stuff up for real. I promise you trading market right now. I'm
looking right now. And it went down. And now in the past two minutes, it's gone up 2%. It's going
to keep going up. Yeah, we they're going to force our hand on this. So aren't they? We're going to
start blowing up Bridget. We're going to do what we threatened the first time. Yeah. And it's all
because of our friends in Israel. They can't stop hitting Lebanon. Lack of restraint there a little
bit. You know, when I saw that Israel striking Lebanon, I'm like, I wonder if Iran's
going to be all right with that. I mean, they're going to blame us for that. Sure. So they're just
saying, Hey, we're closing her down again. It's not good, dude. Now, the reason that Iran, I mean,
this is great. I don't think anybody here really understands or maybe you do, JD, if you've been
studying it, the balance of the economy of what's going on here right now is pretty heavy,
very, very heavy. Very heavy. Yes. He ain't heavy. He's my oily. Eight hunts. My brother has been
got it. 808240800 radio.
So the negotiations are over. That's for sure. For now, this thing Iran is sending a group of folks
to where? Closing the vinyl straight. I'm trying to read as we're doing this. This is literally
just happened. Yeah. Because when you come to New Zealand, okay. Washington and Tehran are headed
sending negotiators to Switzerland now as renewed strikes between Israel and Hezbollah test the
democratic process. Wow. Wow. Wow. And it was just a truce that was being signed for 60 days. It
was an actual piece. Yeah. Yeah. So they kicked the can down another 60 days, I guess. We can't
take another 60 days without oil flow. Yeah. Nope. Seriously. So what do you do? Just bomb the
hell out of Iran? I mean, we've been doing that. Not like we really can. No, not like we can.
But they don't seem to take it seriously. What I don't know, and maybe a listener knows,
you know, 800-800-7234-800-800 radio is our call in number. And Pre-K, you're going to have to
screen these guys for people that have theories, drunk uncles versus real people. Yes. Please.
But I would like to hear from you. I mean, so when they close it down, what are they physically
doing? They have battleships out there, not letting them through? Yes. Okay. So we come through and
just blow them up. Correct. Which we've not done yet, right? No. So we just come over the top,
top gun style. Tom Cruise will be flying. B-52s. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Well, that's what's fixed
to happen. Yeah. That's what's fixed to happen. Carpet bombing. Well, they're worried about the
drones that they have and then the landmines. So they have to do all that too, because it's not just
they only have so many ships out there. Right. They've got quite an arsenal of missiles, too,
still, anywhere. So, yes. So those tankers are afraid of that. That's what they're afraid of.
For a good reason. Oh, yeah, for sure. But now they're so close to it, they got to put
her in reverse. If the whole state, country by Iran sounds like a bat, like all of the forklifts
in the warehouse went into backup mode. That's what the ships are doing right now. Because they
got to back up and clear the way because we're fixing to blow some stuff up. I guarantee you,
if this is real, there's no way not to. We can't handle not having oil. It's cutting off oxygen
the way the world works. Jim and Hot Springs, Arkansas. That's who I wanted to hear a political
viewpoint from right in the center of the heartland. Are you there? Yes, sir. And my only comment is,
I understand that, you know, we need all 100% of serve honorably in the military. But when you're
reporting on Israel bombing Lebanon, how about putting the precursor in there that has blood
that's firing at them first? Let's be fair and do both sides here. You know, because it's not just
Israel. First, like recently first or first a while back? I mean, did they fire off like yes?
That's what all the bombing has been the last few days is Lebanon attacks with rockets. The day
before yesterday, they attacked with rockets and killed four IDF soldiers. So yes, Israel has to
respond. That's true. Like if we respond when Iran shoots at our ships, we respond. Right. We wouldn't
expect some other country to kill our soldiers and us not respond. Agreed. And I have not been
following it close enough to know the X's and O's of that moment. So if that's the case and...
That is correct. Yeah, they fired on killed four soldiers, Israel soldier. Go ahead, Baba.
Lebanon's not like really, I mean, it's Hezbollah that's firing those rockets.
Correct. Lebanon has indicated right up to the leader of Lebanon that we're not really the ones
doing this responsible for this. It's just they're embedded in this. It's just like Hamas in Gaza.
It's not the total population. And the only reason Iran cares about Lebanon is because their
terrorist proxy, Hezbollah, is based there. And they're the closest ones to Israel that can do any
realistic damage now that Gaza's crushed. And it's like it's a bad deal. Netanyahu is no stranger
to this kind of conflict. Right. And that October 7 thing two years ago, two, was a devastating,
drastic attack. How many killed, how many hostages never came home. Right. Israel doesn't screw around.
They can't because they've learned if they give in, they might lose the amount not exist anymore.
So you have to consider that. But it ain't really the country of Lebanon that's firing on them. It's
Hezbollah. Understood. In more important news, we need a real news reporter, speech impediment
Terrence. Thank goodness. What have you got, boss? Catch us up. Story one.
You want the stories? Yeah, we're gonna, and I'm gonna keep you on track. I'm gonna say story one.
And when you start rambling too much, I'll say story two so you can kick to the next one. Okay.
Yeah. Okay. Well, okay. Girl. Not young. I got my camera checking on that. Story two. Magnifying
that.
A child, a child died as 35. A bad girl who did drugs, a member of Israel, said she was
on a
He's a piece of wood.
He's a hell of a marketer.
Right.
That's right.
Kiss coffins.
He had me at Kiss coffins.
Hey, hey, speech pedimentarance, you there.
You're having a bad speech day.
You know, you and I have been doing this a while and some days you can pull it off and
some days it's just not all clicking right and today's not your day, dog.
Happy Father's Day.
Oh, yeah.
Happy Father's Day.
You know what happened?
No.
Well, the kids at the school said, Father's Day, oh yeah, we're one of the, oh, she got
our father who already had a bit of a name.
I came to come.
I will be done on our Saturday.
Give us a speech.
Speech and pedimentarance.
Thank you.
It's so good to talk to you again.
We'll finish the prayer on our own during the break.
They must have thrown a hell of a Juneteenth bash at the Y.
Yeah, right.
He's off today.
I mean, yeah.
Old ears, folks.
When he starts that crying sound, that's when he's really reaching.
That's when he's like, it's not going to get there.
I can decode him often, but today I could not.
All right.
Lightning round coming up.
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We call it the X.
So this is an interesting one.
A 96.
Phillip, are you in Philly or in Pittsburgh?
Pittsburgh.
So you've got a 96 BMW 328 convertible.
Rick.
How is the top?
The top itself was replaced maybe 10 years ago.
It's in nice shape because it sits inside all the time.
But there's a mechanical issue at the top and I think it's a fuse or something because
it worked last year and now it won't work.
So the guy is going to look at it next week.
Okay.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?
8.
It's not perfect but look at the nice car.
How's the rust?
None.
Okay.
You want 4500 for it?
I don't have any idea.
I don't know what it's worth.
That's why I said don't forget to get an honest pitch from you but he said what would you
love to go for?
I said 4500.
And I'm buying it with a top.
You might want to give me 6 or 7.
I don't know.
No.
I mean I just...
It could be a fuse.
It could be a top motor.
It could be a lot of things.
So I just got to figure that out.
I got to figure that repair in.
I'll give you 4500 first.
What color is it?
It's a control module.
What color is it?
It's orange and red.
Yeah, I'll buy it.
I like those cars.
My sister had one.
Yeah.
In high school.
It's a nice car.
Book is sold.
4500.
Okay.
Sell that bitch!
Sell that bitch!
Let's go!
I'll have my manager from Florida.
He's on your time zone.
He'll call you up there and he'll book the deal and get you paid.
Okay, thank you.
Tell him I told him just to send it to our facility outside of PA.
Okay.
Thanks, man.
800...
That's how it works.
It's that easy.
Is that real?
It's damn real.
Okay.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
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I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
I'll have my manager from Florida.
The U.S. Coast Guard has announced that his sea is nearly 5,000 pounds of cocaine from
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A huge relief for all the nearby boats carrying 10,000 pounds.
We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.
Did you see the woman that got arrested for having sex with the family dog?
What?
No.
Where?
Where was this?
Florida.
Yep.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
What?
Are you thinking about not just the dog but about the dog?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, you live in RV park, right?
Here's the thing.
Well, it's manufactured home.
Place the mug, a score of other manufactured hopes.
I think the entire plot is something like 61 acres.
Oh, I manufactured hopes.
We have to double wide.
What happens?
RV. That's a daddy works nights.
And of course, all the kids are in bed.
They have five children.
And I love to take care of the kids with Evelyn during the day.
Evelyn's my mama.
It started really innocent.
You know, get ready with the dump button.
We're on a wire right here.
Have you ever heard of milk bones?
Yes.
Okay.
Here's what happens.
I go outside play with kids.
They throw me a frisk because I'm a big dog.
Oh, oh, can you do me a favor while you're telling this story?
Let's just not use the word kids again.
And I'd come inside and Evelyn Evelyn would give me a milk bone.
Which are delicious.
And I get excited.
Okay.
And I slobber a little.
I got you.
I'm going to, I'm going to chop this right here because I trust you dog.
I'd love to hear your story.
You know what?
If you all want to hear the rest of this story during the break, go to J.C.W.
show.com, which is a non.
It's the live stream.
We can say whatever we want on there.
Go to J.C.W. show.com and we'll finish the story with the dog that had a
relationship with the woman in Florida that got arrested for intimacy with the dog.
Well, we haven't even gotten to the bacon.
It's yeah, we're going to get there.
We're going to get there.
We're just not going to do it on this rate.
We're just not going to do it on this radio station.
We're going to do it at J.C.W.
show.com when we go to break in a minute.
We'll bring you back.
Thank you.
Okay.
What do you got in the new Florida news?
Speaking of Florida, anyone who's there?
And now from North America's own land down under it's time for Sunshine State
News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.
Ryan.
You know, sometimes we'll have video with this, by the way, go to J.C.W.
show.com and watch the video.
It's right there on the front page.
Pasco County man behind bars being stopped detained by the Florida Highway
Patrol, who said they stopped 34 year old Conor parody Friday night.
He clocked at 90 miles an hour.
You know, if you're going to get caught drunk, which he was, you got to read.
It's kind of embarrassing sometimes what you're drinking.
It's important.
I'm sorry.
It really is important.
Yeah.
In this case, I'll just let you listen.
Cut number eight.
This is what FHP troopers saw in the back of a man's car.
The bunch of white claws, 34 of them, they're open.
The driver was arrested on DUI charges.
FHP says driving over 90 miles per hour on I-75 is what they caught this guy
doing in Pasco County, his blood alcohol more than twice the legal limit.
Yep.
34 white client.
He's in the back.
Why 34?
How embarrassing.
That's like four beers.
He was, he blew a 0.117.
Yeah.
You know, .0 agents.
Doing 90.
90.
Yeah.
Well, you got to go fast because you're in a hurry to get home.
I literally saw a video.
The reason I'm running is because I was in a hurry to get home because I'm drunk.
And now no white claws.
Right.
All right.
Elsewhere in Florida.
I've never drank a white claw more than maybe a few sips.
It's a, it's a chick drink.
No, it's not.
Everybody, college kids, boys drink them all the time.
It's weird.
Is it a chick?
Is it today's Zima?
Yes.
But do the guys drink them too?
Yes.
And I think what I've seen in the college environment is more white claw than beer.
You drink them for the alcohol because they taste like nothing.
Okay.
Yeah, they've got pretty strong alcohol content.
Is it strong?
Like six percent?
Yeah.
Okay.
Like a heavy beer, like a real beer.
Well, it is definitely a chick beer.
I agree with you, but unfortunately the male populations, the men are more
feminine today.
A cat with rabies in a Florida neighborhood demands quite an offensive record,
an impressive offense record, actually.
And let's see, over five days, he attacked five people and a puppy.
This cat did.
And now they all get to get treated for rabies.
Neighbors said one lady had been feeding the cat.
Well, of course the cat lady was feeding her.
Here's Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd talking about the incident.
Cut number nine.
People who feed stray cats mean well, but you're adding to the problem.
Cats roam free.
This one cat attacked five different people, three of them children and
attacked a puppy.
They've got to go through some horrible shots, rabies shots for the next period
of time in order to make sure that they don't get that deadly disease.
And if you want to see this cat, it is at JCW.com.
Yeah, you see a photo of the cat there?
It's rough.
And what's wild?
It looks like a MMA fighter that just got done.
Yes, got finished in the big fight.
All the flower ear missing an eye almost.
And the weird part of this whole story is Bobo has been using his Ouija board this
week and has actually summoned the ghost of the cat.
They had to put the cat down.
Needless to say because it had.
But now what does put it down mean?
Put to sleep.
Nappy nap.
What's that?
Like sleeping?
Kill him.
He killed it.
Killed the cat.
Killed the cat.
But his name is Sparkle and Bobo was working on it last night.
I walked in and he was working on the Ouija board and he channeled Sparkle.
And I believe we can sparkle with us.
Sparkle?
Sparkle.
We've gotten a hundred more live streamers ready for the dog to explain what happened
with the mother during the intimacy during our break.
Oh, it's a cat.
JCWShow.com.
First, we got here from the cat.
Hello, Sparkle.
Hi, Sparkle.
Hmm.
Yes.
By the way, enough with the sparkle thing.
I've taken a new name since my metamorphosis to an undead state.
Undead.
I'm now the pussycat formerly known as Sparkle.
Oh, I see.
All my dead kitty friends have taken to call me Catula.
Catula.
I have no idea why.
I don't know.
There you go.
Perhaps they find my mannerisms a tad bit Hungarian.
Hungarian.
Which probably goes to my affection for Eastern European born.
You don't.
The Eastern European born are so sublime.
I see.
For those in the know, say it with me, boys.
Say what?
Show me the kitty.
Show me the kitty.
Kitty, kitty.
Where are we?
I don't know.
What's wrong with you?
I'm so happy to be with you in your studio bungalow.
Yes, we're in the studio.
I find it quite comfortable.
You've come through the Ouija board.
And I love your donkeys.
You love the donkeys.
We have donkeys outside.
They're very charming.
There they are.
The small one.
Mm hmm.
Tastes wonderful.
You might have inject soon.
Because there's nothing more formidable than a rabid donkey.
You can think of the harm I've done as a cat.
So you still have rabies after being dead?
No, those days are over.
That is OK.
But I do still have the hitch.
What's the hitch?
Oh, wow.
Pardon me.
That was nasty.
Pardon me.
I had my billbow back in a moment.
Thank you.
The donkeys are beautiful.
Catula.
And I'd like to say, Catula,
I caught the rabies from a bat.
From a bat.
Living in a box.
Of course.
At Marco Rubio's house.
The bastard.
Anyway, just ring me on the Ouija board, Bobo, and I'll come back.
Catula, we have to go out to break.
And we will talk about the dog thing on the stream at JCWShow.com, as promised.
But, you know, Tracula, can you catch it?
You can take us out to break if you don't mind.
Come with the kitty.
And we'll be back with more of what is your name?
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Hey, the chat room, John, is wondering
if the dog's going to be out there at the remote
next week at the ice house.
Of course.
He is.
He's going to have a sock on.
I take him with me everywhere I go.
Yeah, if you want to see the dog out at the ice house next week.
He'll be in the passenger seat of the F6 Ferrari.
Yes.
Come see the show next week.
Ice gas, gas monkey ice house.
Potentially the last show ever.
I mean, 20th anniversary, it's huge.
It's a great time to say goodbye, man.
In a car show, bring your cool cars and bikes, too.
We always like that.
I don't know how it's going to be.
So they can park them up front like they did before?
Yeah, we've done that.
And Richard's done that once a month,
and that place has turned into like a rolling car
show that doesn't end.
Cool.
You could buy one, too, right?
Absolutely.
We'll buy cars there.
We always do.
Have somebody there to handle them.
Should we do it in the, you know what they should do?
Call the ice house and get a reserved seat,
because we could do it.
If we're going to have a big crowd,
we could do it in that atrium in the middle and have a stage.
And then the people that want to sit in those picnic table
deals, they could reserve them.
So call Gas Monkey Ice House and reserve a seat if you want to.
Cool.
Next Saturday.
Next Saturday is going to be a great time.
What time do we start, John?
8 o'clock?
8 o'clock.
Central time.
To be exact.
8 o'clock.
Happy Juneteenth, everybody.
Actually, no, it's the 20th.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's Juneteenth weekend.
Tomorrow's summer starts, and Father's Day.
I asked you to get a drop of jive.
I'll take care of it, sir.
I'd like to hear that jive.
It's coming up.
Oh, it's coming up?
OK.
I was like, I don't have it.
Hold on.
JD, tell me about rehab.
What do you want to know?
Like, when you go to rehab, how long were you there?
I was there 30, well, 31 days.
31 days.
I mean, so you were now, you were there for alcohol, not drugs.
Correct.
And there were people there with drug issues, yes.
So do they take the alcohol and the drugs away?
Yes, actually, they check you.
When you first get there, they check your bags,
because there are people that are not there on their own volition.
Right.
And so they try to sneak things in.
I've got a question.
Sure.
A serious question.
All right.
Since you experienced this.
I did.
What about sex rehab?
I've never been.
I mean, if you're a chronic masturbator, what do they do?
They handcuff you?
They handcuff you.
God.
I don't think so.
I think it's more about learning different behaviors
to release that.
I'm going to leave it there.
I think it's learning new behaviors.
Instead of going back to your room by yourself, I get it.
I know what you're saying.
They chain you to the bed?
I believe part of that particular addiction,
and I'm going to be careful here, I believe part of that.
That particular addiction is interaction with other people.
I don't believe it's necessarily solo activity.
I believe it's interaction.
What age did you solo your first airplane?
Soloed my first glider at 14.
About the right age.
Yeah.
You walked me right down the path.
Right into it.
Man.
Right into it.
But you know, I was thinking about that.
Don't you think that there's a lot of, what do they call it
on the newlywed game?
Whoopee.
Whoopee.
Whoopee at the sex rehabs.
At the sex rehabs?
OK.
I knew a guy who used to go to the sex rehab meetings,
just to the meetings.
Not, not.
And I swear to God, I thought he was the worst.
The same chas from wedding crashers?
He was the worst human being ever.
He'd go to pick up chicks.
Was it Russ Martin?
Yeah, no, it wasn't Russ.
It was somebody else.
Do they even have like an inpatient rehab for that?
Because all I've ever seen like.
Yes, they do.
On TV is like group settings where they go to meetings.
Their meetings like their A meeting.
That seems like a bad idea.
It's a, it's.
OK, so he would go to the sex rehab.
Specifically to meet women and.
And how did it work out for him?
Very well, sadly.
No doubt.
I think I felt really bad for him because I was sick.
You're just, I mean, come on.
You're picking up people.
Think about the money he saved.
God, no.
Think about the time efficiency.
I know.
No dates.
Only you, no.
I mean, no drinks.
You know, no, no, no, all the stuff, all the stuff.
Why don't we go sit and talk?
We'll have a cup of coffee.
We'll go sit and talk about your addiction.
How many times do you think he closed deals out of sex rehab?
Oh God, he did this for two years, probably 25.
What is his name?
Let's announce him.
No, I'm not going to do that.
Do I know him?
No, he was a sales guy at a radio station.
No way.
I know you're shocked.
I know you're shocked.
That's so perfect.
That's so perfect.
I know.
You told me this one.
Oh, I already know who it was.
Do you?
Did he play guitar?
Bingo.
No, he did not.
I know when JD's lying.
He did not.
That makes sense.
And he's a nice looking guy.
Yeah, let's go somewhere else.
Hey, did you guys hear about this story?
I'm looking for anything to read.
So like, when he tell you, hey man,
you want to go with me, this is great, dude.
I mean, this is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Was not my.
Did he try to recruit you?
No, he did not.
But then how did he tell you?
How did he come up?
He just said, hey man, you know, here's
what I'm doing this tonight.
OK.
You know, I'm going to this is what I've been doing.
It works.
I go, OK.
Well, I can't argue with you.
I think it's sick.
I didn't think it was funny or cute.
Actually, I thought I was kind of sad because these people
are there to get better.
It's like bringing it's like bringing beer in a meeting.
It's just I've heard the same thing about the self-help
stuff and the church stuff and the, you know,
some horizons conference.
All the women that need to get their lives right now.
It's the best place to go.
You've got to.
It's not going to wedding.
You go pick up women in a wedding.
I'm married, dude.
I'm happily married.
I love my life and I love listening to these people's
stories, right?
Because I don't have them.
I just get to hear yours, JD.
You're such a pimp.
I'm not a pimp.
I didn't do it.
Pimp on a blimp.
I did not do it.
Every time, you know, every since you got married,
this is this is a fact.
Here we go.
Since you lived with her for a decade.
Decade.
And then you got married and you've not spent the night
out here since.
No, it's because only because I first of all
enjoyed being with my wife.
But did you not enjoy being with her before you got married?
You understand all that happened about the same time
we moved out here.
So I mean, you know, it all really kind of happened together.
No, it happened a year after we moved out here.
I know, but I really rarely came out here anyway,
because traffic honestly, two things.
I sleep better at home and traffic sucks at five o'clock
in the afternoon versus five o'clock in the morning
when I come down here.
You brought her with you.
Like many times.
Yes, many times.
You know, you can stay and hang.
It's cool.
It's cool.
71 Stingray hard top wood.
What's wood, Doug?
It's it's it's with it's with the hard top.
Oh, OK.
Which motors in it?
Oh, the 270 horsepower of the small.
OK.
You want 35 grand?
That's too much money, but.
I think so.
Oh, I know.
So absolutely.
30 years.
Head of 30 years paid 15 five for it's my wife's car.
It's time to move on.
She'd like to buy one of those Genesis 80s.
Oh, you know, we all feel the same way about that.
Automatic.
It's a 71, so it has a chrome bumper in the front or not.
I'm trying to remember.
I don't think so.
No, front and back.
OK, front and back.
And it's a convertible.
It's an automatic.
Does it have air?
It does, but you know, I've never used it.
The belt's not on it.
You know what we call that?
It doesn't work.
Exactly.
AKA it doesn't work.
Then you put the belt.
There's a reason the belt is not on it because it locked up.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'm not.
I just I just love these descriptions.
You know, I all it needs is a fuse.
Just put the fuse in it and then sell it to me and the motor
because I've got to sell it.
And when I tell the guy, oh, it just needs a belt.
Yeah.
I don't put the belt on it.
OK, I think it's a $20,000 car depending on the paint job.
OK, so go to give me the.
Yeah, oh, good.
What color?
It is blue.
I might be too high there.
I might be too high there.
I might be too high there.
I'm going to send this to my Corvette guru.
And he's going to call you and you're
going to work on this.
I'll send it to Kyle right now.
Kyle Dunn.
Hot Rod Kyle.
I appreciate that.
Yep.
We'll get on it.
We buy these a lot.
But you know, you actually did a good job telling pre-K35.
So you got my head up real high.
And so like a 69 I bought with a 430 horse the other day.
Yeah, there's just a big variation in price
on these Corvettes versus the engine that's in them.
I sold a 30,000 mile one for 15 the other day.
That hard top last week.
Anyway, thank you.
I hung up before we had to keep talking.
Hey, guys, remember something?
That Corvette, that fiberglass 70s and 80 early 80 Corvette.
They made a lot of them.
A lot.
A lot of them.
And they're worth between 1,500 and 25,000.
It's classic, man.
It's classic.
Just because it's old doesn't mean they made a lot of them.
When you go to Meekum and Barrett and stuff,
and you watch them run those cars for like a whole day,
like one.
There'll be a section of two hours of just vets.
Just vets.
Just vets.
I got the,
shut up.
Go.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't care what day it was made.
I don't care what the weather was.
I don't care about your white shoes.
I care about what this bitch is worth.
And, and some of the options, and they're just, they are what
they are, but, but I'm glad that you enjoy them.
And I enjoy them too.
But there is, there are no bad cars.
They're just bad prices.
And unfortunately, a lot of our listeners have bad prices.
What else do you have on the news?
What else you want to talk about?
We only got a minute.
One minute.
Uh, people on TikTok calling out, uh, Starbucks for putting way too
much ice in their drinks.
Have you heard this?
Cut number four.
If you've been noticing that Starbucks drinks are mainly ice,
no, you are not alone.
I don't want to cause a stampede, but we don't have any coffee.
Look how much ice.
Me and Vincent would have been satisfied with some freeze dry
taste as choice, right?
So many people realize that Starbucks is a scam.
They are robbing us.
You need to do something about your coffee breath.
There's actually an online trend where people pretend to apply to
Starbucks and all they do is fill up a cup with ice and a little bit of coffee.
Would you like some more coffee?
Look how much ice is in there.
What flavor is this?
It's not good off, Julie.
Guess how much was in our drink?
I think you've had enough coffee.
Look how many likes this has here.
I buy the Gourmet Expenses stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it.
Guess how much was in our drink?
Corporate scam is what they're calling it.
So if you order a cup of coffee, then you order a cup of ice.
Yes.
You can do it yourself.
Yep.
You're two, twice as much.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
And you know, all the euros are here.
Like, I can't believe everybody has ice in their drinks and stuff like that.
Well, there's a reason too.
Yeah, right.
We're skating a little bit here.
On the chat, if you go to JCW show.com, you can log into the video role
and there's a chat box on the side and the guys that can first name
the name of this song that we're playing right now in the band, win nothing.
But you do get bragging rights and I will think you're cool.
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I've had sports.
Texas Tech.
Swordsby gambling on his own teams.
When he was at SINSEY, SINSEY knew it.
They didn't tell tech.
He goes to tech and they realized he's got a gambling
addiction and his agent fought the NCAA and won so tech can play him
this year and then the Big 12 sued him or tech.
Tech.
Yeah, that's right.
And when they did that, I was like, this is going to buckle.
And it did.
And Swordsby's agent, who I've met, slaving before with Jeff
Christensen, he, Swordsby said, Skrit, I'm going to the NFL.
Did he get picked up in the whatever draft yet?
No, that's coming up.
I believe he's got to try out coming up July 10th.
Private workout for NFL scouts.
And they have the after that, they have the.
Is he going to be another Johnny Manziel with the problems in the black cloud?
Remember, Johnny didn't get drafted forever.
Wasn't he the last kid in the draft or something?
He was weird.
It'll be interesting because the NFL doesn't like gambling too, obviously.
Right.
And I wouldn't be, I wouldn't doubt that he gets suspended, but he's, he's coming in.
He's not going to be a starter.
I mean, he's going to be a project.
Yeah.
So it's not that big of a deal.
He can kind of hide from that.
And they're not on a lot of people.
The media will get tired of talking to him.
But my thing is, aren't you surprised how woke tech was about this whole situation?
Because they're all like, whoa, he's got a problem, you know, his mental issues.
And, and that's very woke of tech right there to hide behind that.
I was, I was shocked.
What, you're not saying anything.
I had a lot of conversations in private about this and I don't want to say the wrong thing.
I'm not blaming the coach because I think the coach is great.
I think he's just involved in it.
He's just going to have to go.
I just, I just, ironically, I'm, I've got, you know, if a guy's your friend, if you're
53 and you've been friends with him since you're in fifth grade, and he's part of the
coaching staff and he's the brother-in-law of the coach and the coach was on my team
in high school, you get some insider information.
And, um, it was so, we talked about it.
And we talked about it for an hour the other night.
A week or so, I said, y'all, I hope Joey gets on and speaks up.
This is getting out of control and tells this story.
You just told me.
And, uh, and they did, and it straightened it out.
But the fact that they did send him to rehab, because they hadn't talked about that yet.
And the fact that he, um, came over from SINSEE undisclosed, SINSEE didn't tell
him anything.
And there were a lot of little buttons there.
So tech was in a trap.
Joey was in a trap.
And all they could do is stand high ground and do what they did.
And say, we got to protect the kid.
I think they could have just thrown him.
I mean, he got 5000000 bucks from him.
Yep.
They had to pay him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fine.
I mean, that was, that was, I don't say a con, but there, right?
Yep.
Bad gambling addict.
Like terrible.
Like, like to the point that when they were talking to him, he's like, I'm doing
it right now on my phone.
While we're talking.
Yes.
Oh my God, dude.
That's horrible.
Right.
Yeah.
Like porn addiction that like we were talking about at the table.
Yeah.
I just can't stop.
Yeah.
Just bet on anybody that bad.
Yeah.
I've seen guys with that addiction, but man, never that bad.
You're at the table.
Yeah.
So it worked out properly.
He's gone.
Was it worth tech to pay him and not sue him?
Sure.
Just let it go.
Just get him out of there.
That, that's fine.
There's other quarterbacks.
Have they got their new guy yet?
No, that's the part.
They're, they're kind of left in limbo.
I mean, I'm sure they have some good recruits and, but they weren't as good
as him because otherwise they would have Cincinnati need this story needs to get
reversed and they need to point at Cincinnati for taking, for letting this kid.
And they absolutely knew the level of his problem.
Transfer over there and not tell him, Hey, you got, don't do this.
You got a problem.
That was uncool.
So where's he going to land?
I'll go to NFL maybe.
Is he that good?
I don't know.
What's he 6323
It's probably worth a fourth round supplemental.
They're saying maybe second.
I doubt it, but somebody's going to take a chance on them.
They mean just put them on the bench.
There's an immense talent there.
Yeah.
Tech has like some ridiculous recruiting class this year.
Yeah.
No, no, they do.
They have bought the best team money can buy it seems, but they avoided because
they bought him.
Yep.
They didn't really recruit much from the quarterback trough.
But where's the money for Texas tech coming from oil?
Yeah.
What is happening with oil prices in the past year?
Ridiculous.
So is there extra money, like more money than we understand to pay these guys?
Is there a salary cap?
Nope.
Should be.
But right now there's not.
What's another 5000000
Get him gone.
Let's clean it up.
It cost him that much and just PR cleanup.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Cause they were, they were not handling it.
It was looking bad.
It was Lee.
I was like, cause they were being quiet on it.
I'm like, dude, you got, you got to pick.
Yeah.
I mean, not that they were taking my advice because I was talking to another
guy, but I was really glad that they did.
Anyway, it worked out.
What else you got?
No, bring it.
Well, you know, you got to be careful because when you've got close friends
and you know, inside things, people accuse me of saying too much on the radio.
Well, it's interesting too.
Cause my kid accuses me of saying too much on the radio about a lot of things.
Well, he's mad at me.
Oh, of course.
Just, I just, just family stuff.
Yeah.
Kids stuff.
Yeah.
Well, you are on the radio and we talk about our lives.
He, he does, he wishes I could be a normal dad.
Normal dad.
So what's a normal dad?
One that is not on the radio and on TV.
Does he enjoy any of the attributes?
Yes.
Okay.
That's going to say.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He probably uses that.
Agreed.
Yes.
You know, he does.
Agreed.
Oh my God.
Agreed.
They won't tell you, but you know, somewhere along the line, they're using it.
Of course.
I would think.
Oh yeah.
My kid was in high school.
Oh, I thought you've been using it against me in conversation.
Oh no, I'm talking about to their benefit.
Oh, yeah, why not?
I was on the number one talk show in Dallas forward when my kid was in high school.
He used it.
Oh, wow.
Oh yeah.
Quite a flex.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is what it is.
Speaking of video, we did a, we went to Paramount Pictures, their warehouse, and bought 12
cars from them.
I was going to ask you about those.
I saw the second time.
I, so I've been working on this relationship for a while.
And we bought 12 cars from the 1923 set.
Do we have pictures to put up on JCWShow.com the stream?
I don't know if I sent them to Kyle.
I bet I did not.
Okay, all right.
If you go to our Facebook page, you'll be there.
They'll be there.
But they're like 1920s.
There's two badass Cadillacs that are legit and real and they're valuable.
And the rest of the stuff, they're movie cars.
There's these are moving.
But what's interesting that they did with these cars, I'm talking about these old
cars, old Dodge brother, this 1920s.
Right.
Not much of that, but the same era.
Um, they're electric.
Oh, what?
They paid 30,000 to have these cars converted to electric.
Not all of them, most of them.
For the movie.
Yes.
You know why?
Well, they don't make noise.
There's one.
And they don't break down.
They don't break down.
Two.
I'll be down.
Yep.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Makes total sense.
Yeah.
That way you can always dub sound in, but you can't get it out.
And you can go when you need to go and you have to have 10 mechanics around
to keep those bitches running.
Right.
There you go.
It's true.
Cranking it.
Yeah.
Trying to go and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
And they're not all just old caddies and Chrysler's and stuff.
There's you remember in the jungle scenes.
Sure.
In 1920s.
Africa.
Yeah.
That that carry all open top looks like a bamboo.
It was their version of the land Rover back then.
He bought that one.
He bought it.
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
Just like Dr.
He, man.
So you know, it will be at the
classic and collector sale, Mannheim Dallas this Wednesday.
If you want to buy one, find a dealer, have him log in to give me the VinLang 20
and just tell him you'll pay him $500, $1,000 to buy you one wholesale
because we're going to sell them on Wednesday.
How fast do they go?
Because they're EVs.
I don't know.
They were all dead.
They've been sitting there two years.
So we've plugged them all in.
We've got them moved and we've plugged them all in and they'll be fine.
I mean, because I'm very familiar with the company that convert them.
30,000 a piece.
That's a lot.
They're going to be fine.
I wonder how fast you can go.
One of those things that's the most fun cruising around usually pretty.
But what else was cool?
I mean, they had some landman trucks and they have an M-tex.
I'm really kind of one of those now because I would drive that a lot.
Sure.
And what I did in this video is for some reason I channeled my inner Billy Bob.
So I acted like I thought we were buying landman cars.
I didn't realize it was 1923 cars.
OK.
And you can't take any photos in there at all of their of their warehouse.
And the warehouse is like a mall.
It is enormous in and all like the props, the car, living room furniture
from Yellowstone, it's on a pallet wrapped up.
The table stuff from Yellowstone.
That all that means just wall to wall home depot, bigger than Home Depot.
Yeah.
And it's all organized and it's a storage for sets.
And I guess they're done with those cars.
But anyway, the landmines saw, I thought we were buying landmines stuff.
So I wore a cowboy hat and a white shirt.
And there you go.
Blue jeans, blue jeans.
And I had Bray, the video guy, we stopped at the at the convenience store
and I got a pack of American Indian cigarettes.
Oh, no.
Is that what he smokes?
I was really Billy Bob smokes and I was sitting out there smoking cigarettes.
I was looking at these cars and you're getting into it.
I was getting into it.
They won't sell the mtex trucks.
They will, but not yet.
No, yeah, I got you.
Because they had the bar, the patch bar, this supposedly on West Texas.
It's right by my house in Fort Worth.
Right. It's right there on Central Street.
And the yeah, the signs and everything are inside the store.
You can look through the windows and see. Yeah.
Yep. Still there.
Fort Worth is quite the movie set, man.
It is, man. They're everywhere.
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Robin 88 Benz 300 SEL with 120,000 miles on it.
You want 10 grand answers.
No, Lewis Alito 86 K5 Blazer, 150,000 miles.
Has a guy offering 32 grand, wants 35 grand.
Lewis, is this thing have a special motor in it or something?
No, sir, it's got the rebuilt 350.
And what's so special about it?
All of these things.
Nice. I mean, two ton paint job just painted about two years ago.
You've actually seen this before.
I've got an L.S. swapped one that is lifted wheels, tires, my blue and white one.
I'd sell it for 35.
You if you've got a regular one that's not swapped out and you're getting 32,
you need to take that money and run.
Send me a $500.
Thank you, check for talking you into it.
Max in Alabama, 76.
Transam I've offered five.
You want 15.
It's going to be in a country music video.
Will that add money to the price?
Well, who is the artist?
Is it Jelly Roll?
No, his name is Reid Shackford, John.
He's a nice young man.
He's up and trying to make it.
And so he wrote a song.
It's going to be released on July 15.
It's called High Expectation.
And I was kind of hoping everybody, you know, could look him up and maybe if the
car is on the video, you could see it with that kind of, you know, it doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt anything.
Let's see the video.
But is this the guy whose brother shot the guy and you shot him or something crazy like that?
Yeah, yeah, it is.
I'm the brother that shot the brother.
Yes, a long story.
This car is pretty rough.
I didn't even think it ran.
No, the car, I was always trying to do the car just been sitting there.
But we got the things pitch on, got it up and going.
It really looks like.
OK, let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's quit talking about this car.
Let's this is the third or fourth time you and I have talked about this car.
And you still haven't sold it.
Why don't you send me pictures of the car so we can look at it?
Well, I did send pictures a long time ago, but I don't even know if the guy still works
for you. I think my cool, my cool.
That was a long time ago.
He's passed away. He's dead.
Yes.
Yeah. Oh, he is.
Oh, I'm sorry.
But another thing I want to say to you, man, I'm going to really miss you on Saturday
morning. I don't know if you really know how many people out there really appreciate
the show. Pass the plate.
Money talks.
Kind of like your trans man.
Appreciate it.
Right.
Right.
I love you.
You sound like jelly roll.
Oh, y'all. Great.
I love you. Don't realize how much you affect people.
Please give me 15 grand for my trans.
I am.
Please.
It's a southern.
It's a southern hospitality.
I got you.
I've got southern hospitality.
I want to see.
Here's what I want you to do.
I want you to take a video of this car.
Start it up.
Walk around it.
Show us the inside.
Show us the out and have the hood up so we can see under the hood.
I'll buy the thing for 15 grand if it's OK.
Well, I just need to see it.
I need to say I just every time I get you on the radio, we talk about you shooting
your brother and in your old man's in jail and you just got out of jail and all
this crazy stuff.
And I'm thinking, man, this car is rougher than night in jail.
All right. Thank you, Maxwell.
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My 19 year old is a super smart, smart, smart ass.
Smart ass.
Was he twenty?
He'll be twenty in a he'll be twenty in a month.
He skipped undergrad, went to law school in England, which I did not know.
I mean, I knew he was going to King College, London.
But I didn't realize that he was skipping undergrad.
Did he ever tell you and you just missed it?
Well, that's what he claims.
Yeah, but he said it very smooth where I missed it.
Of course, because he was going to be a lawyer.
Well, but you need to get business classes under your belt to be a good lawyer.
But anyway, so he gets out in three years and he comes over here and does a year.
And so he's going to have his law degree in the US in four years total.
Damn, man, that's great.
But he's telling me.
He just got back from when he's telling us all these stories about this.
That was he was explaining some guy in the link and it's weird having these kind
of. Conversations with your kid.
Adult adult conversations.
Right, right.
He's in turning for a federal judge right now.
What? Yeah, in Tarrant County.
But he was explaining to me a guy in England, this case that they were studying.
OK.
Branded his wife's ass thinking of Yellowstone.
You know, you get the brand.
Yeah.
And the doctors turned him into authorities
because they were doing it as a sex thing.
Yeah. Yeah.
And studying the case in his law class.
So what?
When did it happening to them?
What happened?
That's exactly what I asked Max.
I said, what happened to him?
Yeah, I think he got off.
Shhh.
Set up.
I don't walk right.
I was like, wow.
Hey, he walked down the alley with me.
Right.
There's another guy in Tarrant County that just got life in prison.
I heard.
Max sat in on that case watching.
He sat in on that.
Yes, he did.
That's it. It took like 20 minutes for the jury to deliberate, I think.
So he hires a guy to rape his wife.
Yep, actually several.
Oh, they've done this before?
Yes.
Then why did the wife press charges?
No, there were several guys in this instance that came in from what I understand.
Well, it was one guy in this one.
OK. So he hires.
I mean, I'm sure it's the same case.
He hires a guy and acts like the wife wants this.
Yep.
And tells the one people that the wife wants this, but the wife doesn't know this is
happening. Yeah. So it happened and they went to trial over it.
And the guy that did the raping got like a year, 10 years probation,
because he was working under the guys of the guy that paid him to do it.
Sure.
The guy that paid him to do it got life.
Life. Yeah.
Life.
See, that's odd.
And in ex extenuating circumstance, too, was that after that incident,
he did this again with the same woman with a different guy.
He was trying to break her down psychologically.
I read this. OK.
Yeah. And in local press just the last week.
So yeah, it's a it's a much more.
OK, that explains that explains more so the life because normally somebody gets
life is because they may reoffend.
They may go back and do this again.
OK, he did it.
He already did.
OK, then I can see him getting.
And there will probably be charges there, too.
Yeah. And people.
Well, he doesn't need any more charges if you got a life sentence.
And you know how they like.
They like to pile it up.
But.
Well, it's just people are crazy.
People are crazy.
And as it's the whole deals odd.
How old was she?
The wife.
Yeah, not not old.
Hmm.
Did she have a tattoo on her lower back?
Oh, stop.
I don't know. Stop.
I wonder if a butterfly ever wanted a tattoo of a single mom on his lower back.
Hmm.
Question.
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Yes, you're going to have them eventually.
You want you just lost a listener?
Sure.
OK, my favorite.
You just lost a listener.
We just got this one.
So give me a second or sort of pre-read it here.
You just lost a listener.
Are you telling them of Oklahoma boys run up the bill on you a lot?
I never thought I'd see them get the best of a Texan.
You need to bring on an off.
OK, this is screwed up.
A literacy is a bit.
Sorry.
Well, you should try to read it.
We have a producer that's supposed to have it skinned up for you.
You knew I said it.
They literally just got it.
You need to bring an old car dog with you on the road so you don't keep getting
your head ripped.
I could get them a lot cheaper and wouldn't have to cut a piece of the jerk
Rawlings.
OK, Marcus, you should really learn to write.
That's much enough.
You just lost a listener.
I can't wait till he stocks in a car deal.
Right.
Right.
It gets a payoff information.
You can do it perfectly.
Perfectly.
So I guess if anybody speaks
Oklahoma and what is he saying that he can do it better?
Yeah, he's just saying I'm I'm I'm good at this.
You're bad at this.
You need me to come to start riding shotgun with you to keep you out of trouble
because you're an idiot.
How many people tell you that?
A hundred a week.
Do they really? Yeah.
I mean, as long as you've been doing this, it's much fun.
It's more now.
It's more now.
The videos because they watch the video.
And they think I could do that.
They just always think I'm screwing up.
This guy, though, from the email, he's doing it in a kind of a nuance of what I
would almost call like a traditional hard ass language.
Yeah, Oklahoma hard.
Yeah.
How would that sound?
Here's the deal.
Everybody thinks I pay too much for cars and they always tell me you're paying
too much, I can get them cheaper.
I'm like an old Jewish
grain trader that ran grain elevators
that I liked a lot told me years ago when I was a little kid.
He said the cheapest grain buyer in town doesn't get much grain bought.
Commodities.
Confucius says.
So you've got to get on the money on the spot price.
You've got to pay up and you get a lot of business and you can run volume and it
works out. Makes sense.
I'm sorry that you can buy them cheaper than me.
Then just sell them to us, buy them cheaper, go to give me the vent and then sell them.
That's people do that often.
But it's ironic the moment they get them so much cheaper that they don't want to take
what we want to offer.
Yeah, every time, every time, not every single time, but most of the time.
Yeah, it's always something.
Everybody knows something that we don't know.
Your videos make it look easy.
You're having fun.
Your stuff could you've been doing this for what?
Thirty years. Yeah, exactly.
32 It's very second.
You make it look easy.
It's like a great actor makes acting look easy until you see a bad act.
We've got a good video going up today of us up in the Northeast.
This guy that built chimneys in skyscrapers in Manhattan.
And that's what I told my guys.
Every time we do one of these videos, I always ask them, how did you make your money?
Sure, people watching these big collections are thinking, how did this guy get rich?
Right.
And in a lot of times, they don't insert the how did you make your money part?
I said, this is a staple of our videos.
I promise you, this is what people want.
But the guy's answer was great.
And then we got into the mob and the payoffs and what it cost to do business in New York City.
Wow, that's cool.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's good stuff.
And he's like, that's why I quit.
I'm like, of course, that's why I ask.
That's the story.
I could have done it better.
Yeah, I could.
And if you're from Oklahoma, can do it better.
Please call JD and tell him all about it.
We will be right back right here after this musical interlude.
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Good morning, Vegas.
Good morning, San Diego, KGB, KLS, the point, Vegas, my West Coast guys.
We've got a big announcement next week, I think either we're leaving or we're growing a lot.
And we'll probably not know until the day before the way
this is going, but a live at Gas Monkey Ice House next Saturday.
We're doing the show as our 20th year anniversary show.
And it literally is might even be on the day.
I tried to go back 20 years when I started this.
I think it's literally the day.
Literally the day.
Wow.
And we might have a band there.
We need to talk about Rob had a great idea of having a band at Gas Monkey when we're doing this.
They have a more festering party.
Be right back.
Every where that he was thinking that he felt like we're related though.
Yeah, he thought I was cool.
But you don't know me.
It I am worth more.
Am I worth more?
Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.
You know what?
You're right.
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Juneteenth.
Juneteenth.
Juneteenth.
Juneteenth is a uniquely African American holiday.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Juneteenth is a celebration of when all the slaves were actually freed.
A great amount of back-law performers down.
Not take TCB in, man.
You know what they say.
See a bra to get at booty-ackle?
Leg down a smack on jackal.
Come on, got the beat.
And where are the white women at?
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What was that smack-a-lagam from?
Laying down smack-a-lagam?
Both of them know what they say.
Road dog going dancing with a thing.
Slamming and whacking them.
Airplane.
That was the first time I heard Jive.
From airplane?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, it was a little when that came out.
You don't remember George Jefferson and his son doing the rhyme off?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, scatting.
It was scatting.
My name is Paul and that's between y'all.
800-800-7234.
I'm sorry.
I'm actually updating my incognito personal profile.
Oh, good.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I noticed that the spam has been coming in a little more often,
but they're coming in from different angles.
What happened is my phone, I don't actually want to say what happened.
You had nothing to do with incognito, but you can take where you can find your stuff online
and just dump the URLs into your incognito profile and it'll whack them out.
Yeah.
And then add all your email addresses.
That's something I didn't do the first time.
Didn't put them all in.
So J.Wolf will go if I added that.
Johnny, give me the Vennet.
Added that.
J.Wolf will give me the Vennet.
All my email address I added them so that it'll get rid of more spam.
Yep.
Because I didn't give it all the email addresses.
I didn't give it all the information, but yeah, I've got 500 active cases right now.
Oh, my God.
500 people that are data brokers that are selling my stuff.
Selling you.
Right.
And you go to Incognito and it will stomp it out.
It's like whack a mole.
And you'll get rid of it.
If you launch it periodically, you can actually see the progress and they move pretty fast.
Sure.
That'll be 800 in a couple of days.
Damn.
You got a lot of emails out there.
Yeah, 500.
And anyway, so I finally logged into it.
I had my assistant do it the first time.
I did it this time.
And it was like, I said, that's the problem.
I didn't fill it out all the way.
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What else does what else you want something else here about the police in Washington state
are looking for a man who set fire to an entire rack in a Walmart of bras.
Somebody does some problems.
I think there's some issues.
Police believe the culprit was a teenager somewhere between 16 to 18 years old.
But the guy on video, there's always a guy on video,
taking video of himself dancing around the burning bras.
He sounds to be about mid 30s.
Got number five.
Hey, you can't make this shit up.
Look at this.
I'm in Walmart and renting.
It's all.
It's on fire.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, there really is a fire in there.
Yeah, there really is.
See the video at JCWShow.com.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, big fire, big huge fire.
Did you see the teenagers that drove a driving lawnmower into Walmart the other day?
Yeah.
That was a good one.
Yeah, target store that was.
Yeah, you bet.
You bet she's hogging.
Double bad news, right?
They don't generally have that in target.
Why is it always a Walmart?
Because it can be.
The guy that rode the bull couple of weeks ago got a roll in the Walmart.
Why not?
Why wouldn't you?
Well, it's funny too.
Now you see if everybody's got the World Cup fever and they're seeing all these euros coming in town and
where they go, Walmart.
Walmart.
And they're like, oh, this is amazing.
And buying clothes and stuff like that.
I'm like, it's a Walmart.
I've been dealing with this for two decades.
Oh, yeah.
Because my in-law family comes over from Europe and they just go shopping.
I mean, they're just shopping.
Like just.
They're mazed by Walmart.
They're mazed by all of it.
By all of it.
They just go shopping and they just can't.
I mean, they load up like we would get if we went to Mexico and wanted to go load our
racks up with cheap stuff.
That's what they do in their hair.
I guess it's so much cheaper.
It's Father's Day, Turley.
Yeah.
And.
Is your kid in town?
Yes.
Yeah, he's in town.
What are y'all doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
It's supposed to be whatever you want to do, right?
Bowling.
Is that what you want to do?
I mean, my dad does.
So, you know, we're doing it.
Okay.
You've still got a dad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good telling, man.
So we're doing that.
Today we're going to go take the boat out.
So we'll do that today.
The new boat you got for Junior?
Yeah, not mine.
That's just a two-man boat, though.
No, it's not.
No, no, no.
It's the boat club.
Boat.
Oh, okay.
Boat club.
He's part of the boat club.
He's a member of the Fort Worth Yacht Club.
I mean, boat club.
Sterling, get your foot off the boat.
Honey, make sure you have the boy load my polo pony.
I'd like to take him on the water.
So we'll do that today for Father's Day for me.
That's what I wanted to do.
Oh, today is boat day?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then tomorrow we'll do bowling.
So what about you?
Well, it's interesting you ask.
I want to go race my motorcycle.
Great.
Great.
Where are you going to go?
Well, there's a race, a TCCRA, Texas Cross Country Race
Association out here about 30 minutes away.
Very cool.
And some practices today and tomorrow is the race.
And so I think I'm after the show.
I'm going to go out and do a few laps and see if I want to enter the race.
Okay.
I was going to say you're going to be in the race.
You're going to watch the race.
He ain't going to watch the race.
No.
Okay.
There's no way.
I'm going to go out today and do a couple of siding laps.
It's probably a 10 mile loop.
It's a cross country deal.
And then decide if I want to enter again.
And win again.
But you know, I've only done that once since I got hurt.
And that was three years ago.
Yeah.
But it's so close and the weather's good.
And but my wife and kids don't want to go.
What?
They don't want to see dad?
My wife is afraid.
Quote.
Uh oh.
Here we go.
You will show off because we're there and get hurt and it will be our fault.
She got a little bit of a point.
There may be some truth, right?
Yeah, there is.
Is there?
Yes, there is.
What's the one to bring this up with my friend?
She's 100% right.
Really?
Yeah, you're going to show off.
And how do you show off?
Dude.
How do you show off in a 10 mile cross country race?
And there's only one place where like you go by,
they're only going to see you for one minute come by.
Okay.
Man, but you want to go faster than probably you need to be.
During that time when I know they're there,
I'll be going faster in that spot?
Not that spot, the whole race, because you're going to, you want to show.
I want to win for mama.
Right.
And prove that I'm a man.
Correct.
And I'm the man that she married?
Yes.
And your kids, and it is cool that they would, if there, they could be there.
I mean, that would be really cool.
I mean, anytime you can do an event like that as a dad.
Well, like when she did her Iron Man thing, I went, yes, it's cool.
Oh yeah.
No, no, there's, there's something when I've, you know, the marathon,
stuff like that, having the family there.
Yeah.
Oh, it's, there's such an energy for it.
I mean, you will push too hard.
Yes, you'll perform harder.
So do you suggest that I do not invite them?
No, because it's cool to have them there.
Yeah.
Because when I win that bitch.
Right.
There we go.
I need them there.
Victory.
There we go.
I told you so.
I told you.
I told you so.
The old man still got it.
All right.
Yeah.
And I think I'm going to step up a class.
Oh, see now that's the problem.
Don't do that.
Why are you doing this?
I'm saying bagging if I do the other class.
No, they don't know that though.
Well, I, last time, yeah, okay.
All right, hold on.
See the little boy coming at you right now.
He's like, last time I had a great time.
It was fun and I'll do it again and I'll win.
Yeah.
She's definitely right.
But I give a hundred dollars to hear her say it in her own voice.
Yeah.
No kidding.
What's the last time?
What would he talk about?
Oh, the last time I did, I entered the, I wasn't over 45.
There's A, B and C, the C class.
And I fell on the first turn and then I was so dazed.
Well, I hit me and took me down.
I pulled the whole shot.
A guy, a guy comes across, clips me, took me out and I was whacked.
And then the next turn I fell like out of nowhere.
So I'm two falls, two turns, we got an hour and a half race.
And I'm so far behind it's like, why even do this?
It couldn't have gone any worse.
And I wound up getting second out of a class of 18.
So you're saying that was too easy of a class.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
To be able to catch up like, right.
Right.
Yeah, but you didn't win it though.
Yeah, I didn't win it.
I mean, I would have won it had I not gotten T-Bone.
So then enter that same one and win it this time and then show off to the, you know, kids.
Because that way you're not going to have to go too crazy.
But I know, I know I could podium on the next, on the B riders.
I just know I could.
And I need to prove that to my wife and my kids and myself and you.
So I can come in here next week and brag.
Anything.
Yeah, but not with an arm and a sling though.
I think I want to talk a little crap at the finish line and like flick people off until
I'm this cripple son of a bitch is fixing to mop your ass up.
Beats your ass.
Sit back and wash.
Anybody want to take bets?
There you go.
It's all I got, man.
I mean, I've didn't know it's not all you've got.
But that's all I've got is from an athletic point of view.
I can't do anything else.
I can't really, I can't run.
My calves don't work.
My shins don't work.
I'm paralyzed from the knees down in this very fulfilling to go mop people up on a dirt bike.
It is.
I get to be the most guys in their fifties aren't out running marathons and stuff.
So you're doing.
Turley does.
He's old.
I'll be 50 and I'm trying.
I don't we'll see in January if I'm going to do that or half.
He can't break your collarbone in a marathon.
You can't tear your foot up.
You can get bombed by a bomber.
Yeah.
In Boston.
Boy, nothing like queering that whole deal.
Right.
Stop the.
Take it right off the rails, John.
It's my job.
You know what people are doing?
Little car business inside.
Buy a car at an auction, right?
Like a CTSV.
Hot Rod Motor.
You've got one with the blown engine.
Take it out.
Pull the motor.
Put the bad one in.
Go arbitrate it.
Oh, that's crappy.
Isn't that crappy?
Do you remember that happened, Mike?
Which one is it?
Just people stealing parts.
They buy cars from us at auctions and they go take the good parts,
put it on their bad cars and then take it back with the bad parts to the auction within 10 days.
And say, always sold me a bad car.
Yeah.
God, that pisses me off.
Yeah, that's pretty crap.
And I think when we prove them,
they should get blackballed and kicked out for life of the auction.
Absolutely.
Yes.
I totally agree.
Yeah.
I was always wondering why they haven't done that.
Because they want more fees off of them.
800-800-723-4800-800.
Oh, Gordon.
Gordo says, go win the B class.
I have one of my good friends.
He's on my side.
You're right.
Should I do it with my wife and kids?
Gordo, let me know.
Oh, a guy's texting me.
That's funny.
We'll be old friends.
We'll be back in a minute.
My name's John Clay.
We'll buy cars on the...
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
On the air.
Remember, we'll be live at Gas Monkey Live
next week in Dallas, Texas.
Hope to see you there.
But we will be right back after this musical interlude.
Actually, we're going to lose a few markets
in different cities on time zones.
So go to jcwshow.com right now
to keep rolling with the show on the stream.
I love him on your name.
He quit smoking cigarettes 50 years ago
and still can't handle the smell.
He takes care of mama.
Keeps the eye on everyone else.
Well, it's father's day tomorrow.
The old man is something else.
Yeah, my old man is something else.
Happy Father's Day, Bob.
And live from the United States.
It's Saturday morning.
It's the John Clay Wolf Show,
starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan,
Michael Turley, and Bobby Brown.
And featuring DJ Pre-K, Gigi Drummond,
Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch,
and Satan, the Prince of Darkness.
And now your host, John Clay Wolf.
So we're going to do Johnny Cash,
but mail from jail.
But while we're waiting,
we should fill the phone lines up
and do back tracks now,
then do Johnny Cash and then answer the back tracks.
Being time efficient.
A good one this week, man.
Back tracks this week is Aerosmith.
We're going to run two Aerosmith tracks
backwards you call in,
tell us the name of the songs,
and the winner gets to go to jcwshow.com,
click the merch page,
and pick out anything on our merch page.
You want one item.
Just one item.
We've had some people want more than one item for free,
and they will also win Aerosmith,
Schwag, and a record from Born Late Rock.
Got a vinyl copy still in the wrap
of the ultimate Aerosmith greatest hits.
It goes all the way from Dream On Down
to newer stuff from the last three or four albums.
Nice.
Cut one.
Cut two, cut two.
We're going to do that two more times.
You can call in 800-800-7234.
That's 800-800-radio.
And call in with the answer of these two songs.
And then, well, the first person that calls
them with the right stuff wins.
Cut one.
Two.
One more time, Turley.
It's on Swedish.
Yeah.
Two.
Okay, call in 800-800-7234.
Tell us the name of those two Aerosmith songs.
You'll win the stuff.
Johnny Cash down from Heaven.
Good morning.
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
John, this week's mail from Jill.
Entry reads,
My name is Chad Findley Davis.
I've been locked up more than 21 years flat
in a Texas maximum security prison.
It was led, I ran a multi-state criminal empire
linked to a high-profile murder in Bryan College Station.
You google my name and find out about it.
It's all there.
Me and my younger brother, Trey,
and our late father, Willie, were all arrested,
convicted, and sentenced to penitentiary.
Meanwhile, I have a few items I'd like to sell.
I didn't know you bought coaches,
or I would have reached out earlier.
My family just sold my custom coach.
I'm sure I got the raw into that deal,
but what's done is done.
For now, I still need to sell my 1969 Impala sedan.
It's a factory 327.
Auto tranny with overdrive, factory AC, 93,000 original miles.
Can't say tranny anymore.
Apologize.
Johnny, come on.
I don't apologize.
I'm just reading the letter, John.
Also have a custom chopper.
It's a show-off custom.
The LDL below hybrid one-off build
is being built at the time of my arrest.
It's not completed, but it could be finished in one weekend.
It's never been cranked, written, or titled.
Oh.
Despite its tranny situation.
But just a weekend.
Also have numerous handcrafted leather items for sale.
All hand-tooled using Herman Oak Leather.
Rifle cases, pistol cases, rifle slings,
duffel bags with overlays, portfolios, wallets, purses,
and briefcases.
None of a tot.
And all handmade by a Texas prisoner while in penitentiary.
Again, I need to get as much as I can to pay my legal fees.
Helping me sell these will give me a light at the end of my tunnel.
So help me please.
Respectfully, Chad Finley Davis.
TDCJ Memorial Unit, Roe Sharon, Texas.
Partner, if you've got mail from Jill, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. Box 471517.
That is in Fort Worth, Texas.
The zip code is 76147.
So how is John going to buy this vehicle and motorcycle from a guy that's in prison?
How's that going to work out?
Somebody's going to have a power of attorney over the con.
How are you going to get a, yeah.
You're going to get that straightened out, Johnny Cash.
I mean, they sold the coach, so they obviously had something.
I'll get you guys inside on these deals.
Oftentimes they will share their prisoner ID number, which we do not release on the air.
No.
In case somebody's out to break an air and kill them.
Fair enough.
JD understands.
I totally understand, Johnny.
Could he come by?
We got cases.
Back to back tracks.
We started that with this Aerosmith back tracks.
Run these two songs backwards and tell us.
Then you guys call in 800 800 radio to win the stuff at JCW show.com.
You get a free piece of merch and some stuff from born light records.
Cut one.
Two.
Ron and Odessa, what's your guess?
Jamie's got a gun and mama can.
No, Hickey in Kansas.
What's your guess?
Love in an elevator and mama can.
No, Eugene in California.
What is your guess?
Love in an elevator and dream on.
No, Mike in Ohio.
What is your guess?
I don't want to miss a thing and mama can.
No.
Close Aaron in Nevada.
What is your guess?
Tell me what it takes and ragdoll.
No.
John in Kansas City, please get this right.
And I can tell you the second one is mama can.
Yeah, well, that's my second guess is mama can.
That's all that.
Moving on the edge.
No, play it again, Turley.
Nothing.
You feeling it?
John, Kansas City.
Hello.
Living on the edge.
No, I already said no.
I got the second one right, but not the first one.
Brian, Thousand Oaks, California, what do you got?
Brian in Thousand Oaks, California.
Hello.
What are your two guesses?
Yeah, I'm going to say, dude looks like you, Lee.
Nope.
Brian and Philly, what's your guess?
What it takes and mama can.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Love that song.
We had to have a Cowboys fan to figure it out.
We did this because this day back in 1987,
I was so glad to see him back after years of decline due to rampant drug abuse,
members in fighting and poor record sales.
Aerosmith began their appearance on the comeback trail
as one of the main performers in that year's Texas jam at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas.
Brian, would you rather have a Cowboys?
Jersey or a JCW show T-shirt?
I'd probably say JCW T-shirt.
That's a Cowboys.
Right.
Because they hate the Cowboys.
Not dislike.
Like a signed Cowboys Jersey.
You'd rather have the.
I've got a Dak football in my office.
I really don't care about if you want that.
You want to burn it.
He was really nice about it.
He was nice about it.
No, I think that's probably burn it.
Okay.
I'm going to put you on hold pre-K.
Brian is your winner.
Brian, thank you for playing along.
Hey, I've got a question.
Were you listening to us before we started on MGK in Philly?
Or did you just meet us?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So you're a long time listener?
Yeah, I was listening on ZZO.
Way back.
There they are.
Actually, the video this week that goes up at noon,
Central is from that zone.
That's where the cars are.
I don't know if you watch our YouTube videos,
but we did a buy up there in that zone.
You will recognize some of the territory.
Thanks, Brian.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Is it Mama Ken or Mama Ken?
Ken.
Hang in there with Mama Ken.
Well, like we had a gay guy that worked for us,
and we called him Mama Ken.
Is that what it's about?
No, it's about like a hippie girl.
Okay.
Sleeping late and drinking tea.
Does she have the little dog that she dressed up?
Excuse me.
Sleeping late and smoking tea.
Mama Ken.
I can't believe that many people knew that song.
I would think that's an old song.
Everybody was getting that one.
Nobody was getting the other one.
Something about the cadence.
Love that song.
I should play that.
I don't know if I can sing it.
You can sing pretty good.
You can do that.
Yeah.
You have to scale it down about nine octaves.
Speaking of Juneteenth, did you know since it was yesterday,
did you know Galveston, they talk about Galveston
is where the news was broke?
Did you know the news was broke two years later?
Yes.
Two years after it happened, it finally got to Texas.
That's why we celebrate.
After the Emancipation Proclamation.
And it's funny, Galveston has a birthplace of Juneteenth.
Like they're really proud of it.
They're proud of holding back the slaying, you know, two years.
Hey, you're free, but don't tell anybody.
Yeah.
It takes a while to get.
This isn't the internet age, folks.
It took a while to get the news.
And may I say, no one was in a hurry.
Two years.
To credit this Galveston, though, was the first place
that acknowledged it officially before the law.
Correct.
So that would be like announcing it today in Vegas,
because Galveston in that day was Las Vegas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's weird, but it's true.
How so?
That was where all the gambling and the Vegas lifestyle was
galveston for the Gulf Coast.
Yeah.
Okay.
Before the hurricane.
The hurricane wiped it out.
And then some obstacles moved to Nevada.
Dude, I love Galveston.
I love having been to Galveston like 20 years.
You best really love it then, because you get in the car
and go see it.
Logos.
I'll be there in four hours.
I can't go, man.
What the hell you can't?
I can't go.
Why not?
Go to there and cook your fish in the hotel.
We'll be right back.
Dial deal, dial deal.
Dial deal.
You want to sell your car to John?
Do it now.
Now's the time.
Quit sending it on your car and sell it to John.
800-800-RATIO.
It's 800-800-7234.
Give him real simple stuff.
Year, make, model, miles.
And of course, you know what condition it's in.
He'll buy it from you today, right now on the radio.
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Dial deal, dial a deal.
Dial me.
Let's make a deal on your stuff.
Joey in Orange County, California, 23K0-230.
Is this one of those electric bikes?
No, it's a gas bike.
Okay.
Four stroke.
Is it a Chinese job, though?
That's Korean, I think.
I mean, would you...
Chaka, chaka, chaka.
If you met a Korean or Chinese gal in a bar,
would you really know the difference?
Yeah, it's all wrapped like the Radar helmet,
and it's all powder coated.
The brake handles, everything is powder coated.
Right, orange.
Okay. How many hours are on it?
I only took it out once, then I got in a car accident,
and I came right after that.
What would you take for it?
I'd pay you, Grant.
I'd buy a new one for that.
I'm looking online right now.
During the break, I looked it up.
You can go to PowerMax in North Carolina
and get one for $26.39,
or Big Country Motorsports in Magnolia.
For $26.39, or Family Power Sports in Austin.
For $26.39, it seems like $26.39 is the price on a new one.
I'm still proud of Neil, like I said, I did a lot of...
Sorry.
Why are Asians little?
I don't know, but I don't know why he wants over retail
for his bike.
I'm very sad that he had his accident, though.
Oh, one Chevy 3500 diesel, 17,000 miles,
SEMA build, painted flames, one best in show.
Wait a minute, it won best in show,
and what category at SEMA?
Danny?
Okay.
Here's what I'm going to do with these.
These SEMA builds are so intricate,
they can be heavy, or they can be light.
Everybody throws SEMA around,
and I'm not saying your truck's not awesome,
because I kind of think it probably is,
so I'd like to handle this one a little different.
And I'm going to send...
I actually already sent my buyer in California,
Jeff Warholah, your phone number in the description,
so be expecting a call from an Atlanta area code,
because Jeff's phone is from Atlanta.
We moved him to...
Did you ever watch Mad Men, the TV show?
A little bit of it when I was home.
Don Draper and all those good...
I drive an 18 wheeler.
Okay.
Well, we moved...
I saw it, I drive an 18 wheeler a lot.
One of our guys got...
He's divorced and he sold his business,
and he moved from Atlanta to California
on a whim to be the wholesale boss out there,
give me the VIN,
and that's who's going to be calling you.
He knows his stuff.
Get some pictures and a video of it,
and we'd love to buy it.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
Thanks.
Spank in Vegas.
Hey, Mr. Wolf, what size of CC do you race?
350, 500.
I've got a 350 XCF KTM,
and I've got a 450,
same thing in our office in California,
because that bike's better on desert riding and stuff,
but what I ride around here in Texas is at 350.
Man, you got a cajon as a steal, my man.
You out there racing that?
You ain't no spring chicken.
I know.
I mean, you know, people get run over by 18 wheelers
like that guy that called me a minute ago.
He might run over somebody in a minute,
and then they're dead,
and you need to die doing what you love.
Well, if you crash that thing,
you're going to be hoping those are steal
because your wife's going to be kicking you in them.
We'll be right back.
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Isn't it weird we have two news channels in America
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Thank God we don't do that with the weather.
Wouldn't that be insane if we had political,
opinionated weather?
Like, hey, we're going to the beach tomorrow.
Let's check the left-wing weather.
Hey, folks, 90 degrees outside.
Beautiful day for an abortion.
We got some dark clouds coming in.
Excuse me, clouds of color.
As you can see, we got Troubles Storm Kelly Abruin.
Slowly transition to Hurricane Kevin,
but we don't judge.
We're not sure what the future holds,
but you know it's female.
Back to you, they them.
Holy moly.
That was weird.
Let's check the right-wing weather.
Maybe that'll be a little more informative,
the right-wing weather.
Hey, folks, grab your boots.
It's 100% chance of storming the Capitol.
Oh, yeah.
Gonna be a lot of hailing and hiling out there.
And we got some ice in the Midwest.
We need some ice at the border.
I'll tell you that right now.
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Hey, now.
Phillip, Pennsylvania, you want to give a shout out
to the baby daddies who don't see their kids
but continue to pay child support this weekend.
Is that correct?
Yes, sir.
I mean, that's what Father's Day is about,
you know, for the baby daddies out there.
We need to give a response to them.
The baby mamas don't let us see them,
but we're out here paying child support.
And I just want to say happy Father's Day
to the baby daddies out there that don't get to see their kids today.
Yep.
Been there, done that.
Oh, you can really?
I'm having a child support flashback.
That's why I stalled for a moment.
Oh, why so?
When I got broke, like real broke,
when I got hurt and got embezzled,
had to file bankruptcy on the dealerships,
and it was a terrible time,
and I was hanging on to every dollar.
I quit paying child support.
Okay.
My ex-wife was from a very wealthy family,
and I knew that she'd be fine,
and I'd catch her later.
And she just didn't, she just wanted,
wouldn't hear it.
Just wouldn't hear it.
Yeah.
Just, you know, she left me.
Anyway.
That's got nothing to do with child support at that point.
She's just angry.
Right.
At you.
But she's the one that left me in the hospital.
Let's remember that when I got hurt.
I know the story.
I'm in a wheelchair.
It's a bad time.
Yeah.
I'm like, she can wait.
Sure.
And she started hitting my bank account
with the, have the child support office.
Oh, God.
They're all about it, man.
And if you don't get a visitation,
and you go to the hearing,
and you want to pay all you can when you can, right?
Sure.
You say, but I, you know,
I haven't seen my daughter in five months.
They say, well, it's, you know.
You got to pay to play?
The attorney general is not in the business
of enforcing visitation.
Correct.
That's precisely what they say.
Correct.
And it's that, that goes to the mother.
You're saying, you're saying that the mother
was withholding the child.
You're paying child support.
They want their money,
but you're like, I need my visitation.
And they say, that's a different category.
It's just totally.
That's through a different door.
You need to go talk to them.
When I got with my ex-wife, she had two daughters.
We had a son together.
And just, it didn't take six months.
And I was, I mean, I was supposed to get her every
other Wednesday or something, whatever the Iran's with.
And I'd go and nobody's there.
Nobody's home.
Are you going to look all over town?
Where are they?
And I did that several times.
You know, and it just, that's,
moms can do that.
Yep.
The answer to your question is yes, money
and visitation are two different doors.
Yeah.
Isn't it most.
I was in a pretty good mood until that guy called it.
Just pissed me off.
That really just pissed me off.
I'm thinking about that.
I forgot all about that.
We can go down a different road.
I blocked that out of my brain.
Yeah.
Well, because at the same time,
the lady then bezled all the money,
didn't make the 941 payments.
Is that what they're called?
So I had the IRS on my ass like a cheap suit also.
And they were hitting my personal bank account.
And I filed a offer in compromise.
And that's when I moved into my grandmother's house.
And I rented that place for 1800 a month
because that was the most rent you could pay
to be qualified for an offer in compromise.
Okay.
Yeah.
Didn't know that.
Happy Father's Day.
Yeah.
All those out there are actually paying the bills.
And I had to run my car business under a BS license.
I don't remember that.
Called the dumbest name you've ever heard.
And I couldn't get a dealer's license
because the lady that did the embezzlement
had a lesbian relationship with the text dot investigator.
And they put me together as a duo.
Oh my gosh.
I didn't know that.
So I finally, I didn't tell you this part.
So I finally had to go to Austin and explain.
I'm the guy in Vernon, Texas
that y'all did the investigation on
because I called you up here.
The attorney general called y'all up here
to investigate this deal that your lady inside text dot went rogue.
Oh, you're that guy.
I said, you're the pro, your lady's one of the reasons I'm in this bind.
They issued my license that day.
Awesome.
And then I got the offer in compromise done.
That took like a year and a half.
So I could quit running operating.
I mean, when people are hitting your bank accounts,
it's very fearful.
I mean, like, like you have 500 or 5000, whatever's in there.
If you have any money in there is high risk hit it.
And you go to check your bounce.
I'll go, God.
And when it's your ex-wife that is extremely wealthy,
never worked a day in her life.
No, no need them for the money.
None just anger.
So you're fighting off these other drags.
And then you got her coming in and hitting it for four grand.
Yeah.
What else shall I go?
Yeah, y'all got my bad move.
And you know what?
Thanks, Phillip, Pennsylvania.
You're going to have to go out and do an extreme sport this weekend.
You're going to have fun in your motorcycle.
Have you ever probably not going to do it now that I'm thinking about all this?
Just skirt.
Okay.
Oh, man.
I did hear a paragliding.
Have you heard of that?
Oh, yes.
That's where you put a motor on your back.
You talk about bad luck.
No, this girl really had bad luck.
Actually, it was very good luck.
Female paraglider.
This is in Austria.
Damn, damn lucky to be alive.
We have video to go with this, by the way, jcwshow.com.
So she's paragliding, which is a parachute above your head
and a motor on your back.
I've done it.
It's a lot of fun, but you don't do it at altitude.
She was up a couple of thousand feet, and an airplane literally flew through her canopy.
Yeah, it hit her.
Had it been gone either way, like by 10 feet, they all died.
Luckily, she was able to pull her emergency parachute
and land in a grassy field.
We have video to go with this, and here's the audio.
Okay, number six.
His wife started getting alerts from their security cameras on her phone.
She just pointed the phone to me, and I seen him just doing what he was doing.
Or right in the house.
Bonnet down legs up from bottom tower.
Not the audio.
They're landlord.
That number six.
Did I cut six?
Fast fall.
That's the wrong one.
Let me down.
Hold on.
Wait, we're going to pretend nothing happened.
Hold on.
Stand by, guys.
Nothing happened.
Wait, wait, wait.
Nothing happened.
Wait.
Just do it.
But I've done just.
Boom.
This is a sex video?
Nope.
God, I mean, they are playing flies right through her parachute.
So I'm glad I saw that.
The parachute.
Because right about the time I think I have problems.
Right.
That's a serious problem.
She's low.
There's no time to recover here.
I mean, thank God she did.
So what happens?
She's in a paraglider?
She's in a paraglider at about 1,000 feet and a Cessna comes flying by.
Didn't see her at all.
Flights right through her parachute.
Damn, that had to be scary.
Yeah.
After shooting, she's flying.
I mean, what are you thinking?
Had anything in your diet.
I've never been so scared.
I've just stained my britches.
You know she did.
You know she did.
So that's why you have an extra parachute.
Yeah.
And the airplane.
And it worked.
Had they hit her, the plane would have gone down too.
How did they get crossed?
Did you ever see the Bassmaster 2000 in Saturday Night Live?
When you put a Bass in a blender?
Blender.
And they drink it?
That's exactly what would have happened.
She's lucky she didn't turn into, that's good Bass.
It would have been a mess and everyone would have died.
Been the Assmaster 2000.
That's some fine Bass, Albert.
Lovely, quite lovely.
Here she goes.
We're out right through it.
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We are coming back with segment number four of hour number five right now.
We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest.
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Your name on here says gas cap.
Is that your name sir in South Lake?
Yes, this is the gas cap John.
Okay, you've called in before.
Yeah, we spoke a couple weeks ago about the ZR2.
What's a ZR2?
So it's what happened last time before we got cross blades.
It's a shitty silver auto truck.
Don't worry about that.
Okay, now I remember.
So you have a 79 Trans Am.
It says Firebird spec edition y84.
So that's a bandit car, right?
Yes, sir.
And is it T tops?
No T tops.
Okay.
Is it a standard?
Yeah, I know auto.
And how long have you had it?
Oh Jesus, probably had like 10 years.
And on a scale of one to 10, where would you score it in a niceness after the rest?
Off the charts.
Okay, this is perfect.
Okay.
Yeah, it was frame off and like pants blocked and all original power train.
Does it say?
I think we could save.
Did you tell him you want 28,000 Ford?
Am I reading this right?
No, that's the original miles on it.
No, how much is it?
30?
I'm just kind of testing the waters.
30 grand?
I don't know.
Just testing the waters, seeing what you think.
I don't want to play games.
I want to buy cars.
What do you want to do?
I know, I know.
I'm not trying to be like Eddie.
Okay, let's do business bud.
Gas cap, hot rod.
Oh, dude, it does have the original gas cap, by the way.
Okay, I'll give 30 grand.
You want to take it?
I'll load it up.
I don't want to load it up.
I want to buy it.
I don't want to load it up.
You're loading me up now.
I'll load you up with money.
You load me up with a car.
We're going to do something.
We're going to do a dope deal.
Let's do a dope deal.
Yeah, we can do that.
We can do a little cross country ride too.
So do you want to sell the car?
I mean, I can.
Yeah, just sits and collect dust.
Okay.
So do you want to?
I can't wire you today because it's Juneteenth
and the banks are closed.
But I can pay you.
I can pay you Monday.
But yeah, I know you can.
I'm not worried about that.
So are we doing a handshake over the air and we're done
and we're good?
Uh, we'll continue the conversation.
Gas cap don't want to commit.
Okay, well, if you're going to go shot me around,
shop from a hundred grand and then you can go tell everybody
else I got a bid for a hundred grand.
I turned it down.
I turned it down.
I hear you.
But I just want to do something.
I mean, now I'm do remember the call last time.
It's all good.
But I got guys like you that are.
They need a little shove.
They need a little shove gas cap.
So I mean, I'm trying to close you down
so we can get something between us and actually do a deal.
And then we can be the friends that you feel like we are.
Because I'd like to be your friend, but I want to buy this car.
I want to buy this car.
All right.
Do I get it out to the show?
Okay, bring it to the show next Saturday.
I'll have a guy on spot.
We'll get her done.
Seriously, next Saturday, I'll see you gas monkey.
Bring this train.
Zayn will park it right up front and we'll buy the thing right in front of everybody.
Thank you.
I don't think he's going to do it.
No.
There's just no way.
Gas cap.
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
Oh, I don't know.
Where's y'all?
You know, I'm just testing the water.
Paul, you got an ex-wife story?
Oh, yeah.
It's a pretty gory one.
I was working in, it's a take care of the kids.
Let me stop you.
Let me stop you.
Let me stop you.
Let me stop you.
Let me stop you.
Let me stop you.
Let me stop you.
So take 100% of what you were fixing to tell me and cut it down to 20.
Because we want to hear your story, but got to get rid of all the little detail.
Just like hit the punchlines because we're on national radio
and I want to keep everybody listening to you.
And if you talk too much and start weaving around, they'll hang up.
You know what I mean?
Right.
All right, let's go.
Hit it.
I love it.
Go.
No.
I have an ex-wife story that don't let your ex-wife actually become
a paralegal while you're still married.
She will be able to take you down the road.
I ended up giving her the house and all the stuff with the kids.
And you know, I said, two good hands.
God gave me a thing about work.
I'm no problem there.
And turns out now I'm Mr. Broken Neck and look at it, major surgery.
And she's got the value of over $53 million for our company.
We started and I get nothing.
$53 million is quite a significant figure.
And y'all are divorced and she got the company?
My I had, I ended up with the pair.
I ended up with the public defender.
That's how she was taking everything.
She told me back every other month back for more child support.
We're going to DFW International Airport.
I was getting checks that looked like I worked part-time at McDonald's.
Where did the $53 million come from?
The value that she was offered for the company we started together.
I even named it.
Now the marketing sales prior to this.
And now she has global offices.
She was able to rat hold like close to it.
At the time I didn't know it, but later on,
turns out we had, I don't know, close to a quarter million dollars.
I had no idea.
She had it rat hold.
So has she grown this company?
How many years ago was this when this happened?
Let's see.
It was about 30, you know, roughly about 30 years ago.
So she still has the company today?
Oh yeah, it's huge.
Wow.
When I was doing the child support payments,
I was paying the third party that was supposed to be the governing agency
that was going to be taking my payments and giving them to her.
They ended up buying up, they were embezzling it.
So they were like, oh, you always tell the dogs, whoa, wait a minute.
If I had used receipts and the, using what do you call it?
Thank you, that's how it'll live.
You'd have got a better deal.
I'm sorry for your troubles, bud.
Seriously.
Damn, what did he do?
Thirty years she's had this outfit.
She's kind of grown it.
Right?
Kind of.
I mean, that's kind of, I think I'd like to hear her side of the story.
Why if you're listening, calling in 800-800-7234,
there's more to this story than what we're gathering.
I'm not saying he didn't go through a rough patch for sure,
but $53 million global company from 30 years ago.
That's a long time to keep a company.
Thirty years.
That's quite a significant old time.
Chris and Long Beach, you've got a 74 Volkswagen thing.
On a scale of one to 10, how nice is it?
I would say seven.
Seven basically because the outside got a Mako paint job.
Couple years back, they're actually pretty good job,
but there's just a couple of slots for the paint bubbles,
very, very small spots.
But I don't know if you know much about things,
but basically the inside, there is no carpet or interior,
it's just straight metal.
There's the nylon seats basically front, back, and then the-
I know what it is, dude.
Who the hell you think you're talking to?
Come on now.
Come on now.
I mean, dude, I bought and sold like 700,000 cars.
You don't think I know what a damn BW thing is?
You want 15 grand for just got a Mako paint job?
It's probably worth 10.
I'm going to call you later and we're going to try to make a deal.
Get pictures.
Do you know what a picture is?
Do you know what a phone is?
Yes, I know what a thing is.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
You know what a Volkswagen thing is, Johnny?
It's turned weirdish at the end.
It did, sorry.
If a bear-
Nope.
No, no, you don't want to say that.
No, no.
It's not nice.
Do you know what a thing is?
Just let it go.
Happy Father's Day, John.
We'll see you next week.
It is at the end of the show.
Is it the end of this?
Oh, next week is the end of the last-
Right.
We don't know.
We don't know.
Show up, find out.
But you don't know, show up and find out.
It's either a last terrestrial broadcast ever,
or it's going to be the announcement of a huge network.
Deal.
And whatever's happening is our 20th year on the air.
So we're either fixing to grow ridiculously,
or we're pulling off a radio and we're going online.
That's the truth.
It may be going serious.
There's like five different deals working.
That's the truth.
I don't even know.
All right.
We'll be right back.
In California, everybody else, get the hell out of here.
We're on the deal, the Carbide video stuff.
JCW showed that to us.
We've got like an hour-long one.
It's supposed to be launching right now.
Those poor bastards, they sit up all night.
I hope they haven't gotten on meth.
My video crew?
I got it.
Because they run all nighter.
All night.
And it feels a little meth-y to me.
You know.
No, it's not.
So you know, I didn't mean to get all whacked out of meth,
boss, but you kept me up working until, you know,
24 hours to get these videos knocked out on time.
And now I've got a drug habit, and now I'm going to sue you.
That's what's going to happen.
All in the name of YouTube videos, Carbide.
All right.
Why do meth when you have the John Clay Wolf show?
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Don't take the bread of my family,
but for Emily Viva got all of me.
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I'm gonna shave you 69.
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About this episode
Summer timing kicks off the show, then the conversation swings between Puerto Rican heritage talk, listener stories, and a steady stream of car-buying and pricing advice. A news segment centers on an American Airlines delay after the cockpit door was locked—technicians had to climb through the cockpit window. Back on the phones, hosts discuss rust-free used-car deals, VIN-based selling, and quick appraisals, including a 1996 BMW 328 convertible and a 1974 Volkswagen Thing. The episode also plugs a live 20th anniversary event in Dallas.
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