#545 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.07.26

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Call John, toll-free, cheap bastards, 1-800-800-RADIO, now, John Clay Wolf.

Good morning, everybody, hey Philadelphia, hey Florida, hey Pittsburgh, Carolina, how the

hell are you?

Dallas, Texas, Houston, Texas, JD Ryan, good morning, John.

Where are you?

I'm in California, I'm sitting in the Jordan Family Classic Car Collection Room, we're working

on the video here, we'll get it straightened a little bit.

Nice.

If you guys are watching on the YouTube, you don't see me, but I'll get it in a minute.

Rob, I don't have my BOP pin, I'll send you a picture of it, I can't get this

stuff on.

This little warrior that we talked about last Saturday morning that surprised us is inflating,

it looks like.

Is that a fair statement?

Yes.

I'd say so.

Yeah, we'll be there three to five days, three to five months, three to five years.

Oh, surely not.

No, hope not.

But it has expanded from three to five days, it's already been five days.

Yeah, and Israel's amping it up to there, they've been bombing Beirut the last couple

of days.

Well, and Iran decided to bomb everybody around them.

Everybody.

Everybody around them.

And was it Cyprus?

Yeah.

Somewhere, you know, like, I mean, that's not the Middle East.

You're not even in the Middle East anymore.

What are you doing, Iran?

I love the strategy of like, it's, you've never been in a bar fight and you just,

you got one guy, right?

Screw it.

Everybody.

It's like any Western movie, they start out like that.

One guy starts a fight and then the whole bar room is going.

You get your second good lick on the guy and then somebody hits you with a trash can from

behind.

You're like, oh.

I mean, we're laughing.

It's very serious.

But, you know, we've sunk 47 Iranian ships, I believe.

Hey, aren't the Russians coming in now too?

Yeah, yeah.

You're going to join the party.

Why not?

And then China, China also says, if any of our people get hurt, we're in.

Whoa, when did this happen?

This week.

Thursday.

Russia?

Yeah.

No.

Well, Russia and China both.

They're in it?

No, they're not in it.

They're just threatening to be in it.

China said, if any of our Chinese citizens get hurt in this over there, I'm in.

Little short guy.

So they're all about human rights now?

Correct.

Oh, okay.

Thanks, China.

I'm sorry, John.

We sort of took over.

Did you see the tweet last night where, no, Iran showed a missile and nuke that

they're going to nuke?

Threatening to hit Tel Aviv with?

No.

I missed that.

Well, then they've just proved everybody's point.

If they did that, then they proved everybody's point, which is, hey, we got nukes.

So is this kind of like a crazy man?

He's not allowed to, like when you fell in, you're not allowed to have a gun.

Exactly what it is, John.

Yeah.

Yes.

If you're crazy and you've proved it years over years, and we've only known

this for 50 years, they're nuts.

And yeah, we've taken away their handgun.

And they signed the things they don't want to have a handgun.

Correct.

And then they immediately broke that.

Israel's like, no, guys, they're lying.

I'm telling you guys, they're lying.

And finally, somebody's like, all right, well, we believe you, Israel.

We'll join you.

Look up what I'm talking about.

You'll see a picture that they tweeted from the Israeli, not Israel, Iranian

head X account, Twitter account.

I don't think I'm making this up.

Live update, Trump says Iran will be hit very, very hard.

Very hard.

As Iranian president apologizes for strikes on neighbors.

Sorry.

It's like the drunk who gets drunk and shoots up all the houses in the neighborhood and

gets up Saturday morning and he goes, sorry.

Yeah.

I ran called for, I mean, Trump called for Iran's unconditional surrender on Saturday.

Yeah.

He said Iran will be hit very hard.

Be hit very hard.

And they were considering areas and groups not previously considered a target.

The president said he would suspend attacks on countries and regions unless an attack

Iran originated from those nations.

But the U.S. said demand or surrender a dream they should take to their grave.

Yep.

All right.

So there's a lot of.

They're, yeah, they're posturing.

We will kill Americans.

Okay.

So Ford's not looking good for you.

So what happens next?

You no longer have an Air Force or a Navy.

What happens?

You know, that's a damn good question.

I don't have a clue.

I bet Bob knows more than I do.

I listen.

No, this is, I think this is almost beyond anybody.

Yeah.

As to what happens.

Maybe Trump will call us.

You begin to, to admire that old John Bolton a little more.

Yeah.

The further this goes on, right?

Yes.

And they say, and they say guy under, under Trump and everybody goes, well, he's a war hawk.

He's a nut.

He's been talking about this for 30 years sooner or later, boys.

Somebody's going to have to take this guy's pistol away.

Yeah.

Right.

We've done it kind of not really.

Not yet.

No, we just tried to kick him out of the bar and we got him in a headlock.

I've been there.

I find it kind of scary.

Actually, we need him in the nuts.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Speech impediment.

Terrence, what's your take on this?

On the war.

Well, I'm not through the war.

I'm just saying my birthday will be on Thursday.

Okay.

I'm on board 1963 and I'll be 63.

How do you think all this ends up?

I think what?

All this ends up.

Well, sometimes I'm 63.

It'll be my golden birthday.

I'm thinking cake and presents.

I'm probably handling that.

Hopefully some cards.

No, I'm talking about the war.

Yeah.

The war.

Well, I'm not sure what's going to happen.

You know, they say one thing about the war,

and I said, you know, it's going to end and it's going to increase.

Then we're not chickening out, but that way.

So, Trump said to, well, he said to Iran,

you know, we will not back down or something like that.

Thank you, Terrence.

You heard it here first, folks.

It's his birthday.

Give him a break.

He's turning 63 and we're not going to back down, damn it.

Right.

And if y'all fire a nuke, it is real.

You're going to have to deal with speech impediment, Terrence.

Boy, that's a threat.

Wow.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio is the call number.

And if speech impediment Terrence can get in, so can you.

Speaking of people calling in, you know how sometimes these news shows

will just take anybody that calls in, they'll say,

okay, you're on the air, and they'll pretend it's somebody.

Well, C-SPAN did it this week.

They were talking about the Supreme Court decision

on the tariffs the other day, and a guy called in,

said his name was John Barron.

Now, people know.

Remember this?

Yeah, President Trump used to use that name

when he would call talk shows if he didn't want to say who he was.

Back in the 80s, yeah.

So this is John Barron calling into C-SPAN.

Some folks think it might have really been the president.

You decide, cut 13.

John in Virginia, Republican.

Let's hear from you.

Well, this is John Barron.

Look, this is the worst decision you've ever had in your life, practically.

Jack and Jack's going to agree with me, right?

This is a terrible decision.

And you have Hakeem Jeffries.

He's a dope.

And you have Chuck Schumer, who can't cook a cheeseburger.

Of course these people are happy.

But true Americans will not be happy.

And you have the woman earlier.

I assume she's a woman.

She's a Democrat.

But she's devastated.

All right, John.

We'll go to Chester, Democratic call.

They got Bababooied.

That's pretty good.

That's a good one.

If he would slow down about two beats, he sounds a lot like president.

I'm surprised we don't have a Trump that calls this show as many weirdos as we have to call.

Man, it's so hard finding the time.

Mine is terrible.

It's terrible.

JD, you just called all our listeners weirdos.

Can y'all see me in here?

Have you heard so far this morning?

Okay.

Can we hear you?

Oh, look at John.

Look it on the video.

Are you back, Eleanor?

Can you see it?

Am I on the video?

Go to JCWShow.com and see John now live in somewhere in California.

It's 6 a.m. out here.

We've got our first two participants.

We do not have a speaker like us.

I forgot to put a speaker up here for the people that show up.

And Mike August, Adam Corolla's guy is supposed to handle that.

And that was him.

You know, they're big professional stars.

They have everything set up perfectly that they didn't bring me a speaker.

Folks can go to where you're at.

Yeah.

Jordan, family, classic cars.

And what city are we in?

Santa Ana?

Santa Ana, yeah.

The Paul Newman collection was moved from Reno to here.

Adam Corolla's.

And it's in this building.

And this is kind of like why we're doing this here today.

So where's Waldo?

Find John now.

Right.

This is an unpromoted pop-up deal in Santa Ana, California.

Jordan, family, classic cars.

Guys on the east coast in Texas, I don't think you're going to make it.

Unless you get in a damn hurry.

But if you're in California, hop on down.

All right.

Lightning rounds coming up next.

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Virginia.

I don't know your name, but I know that you're calling from Virginia.

Can you hear me?

Nope.

Lost him.

Louisiana, 337 area code.

Is that you?

That's me.

What you got?

That's me.

Hey, I heard one of you guys mention to the other ones that if you don't call

our listeners weirdos.

If y'all are calling me a weirdo for listening to the John Clay Wolf Show,

I'm aware of that like a badge of honor.

Thank you.

That's all I had to say.

Crab is on the phone.

Can you believe it?

Are you there, Crab?

Yeah.

I'm walking around the museum.

It's really something else.

And SoCal Wolf Packers come on out to see John.

And there's only two people here right now.

Well, it's six in the morning out here, Crab.

It's pretty early.

Yep, you did.

They need two, too.

We're at the east coast in Boca.

What time is it in Boca?

It's 10?

No.

9?

9.

You're on the floor.

Are you on the air?

Boca.

I see you there and I hear you in the background.

Boca Raton.

Your phone number ends in 4654.

Yes, sir.

Yes, that's me.

Can you hear me, John?

I hear you.

What you got?

John.

Yeah.

All right, John.

I got a...

I know you've got the Mona Lisa with the Boydster.

I got the Holy Grail.

I got a car maybe you're interested in.

What you got?

It's a hot rod.

It's been sitting 40 years, but it's in perfect condition.

What is it?

It's a hot rod that little John built.

It's a track roadster.

Track roadster?

You know what that is?

1923 Ford.

1923.

Yeah.

Every hand in the business bent on it, John.

Every hand in the business.

The guys who taught Chip worked on this car.

You know the Rodfather, have you heard of the Rodfather?

I think so.

Yeah.

Okay, this was his car first, and then he got help building it from a few guys.

One guy, he had something to do with making windshield wipers.

What is like the steam street name of the car?

His name is Don Parner.

Before we start quoting everybody's name, what is the name of the car?

Does it have a handle?

It doesn't have a name.

It's a serious trial.

I think if you're interested, I'll leave my number and everything and give me a call.

Maybe we'll work something out.

I think out of anyone I can call, you're the only guy I'm calling.

Don't leave those I have in the car.

Go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up and get me pictures and stuff.

The guys will send it to me, and we'll go from there.

I just don't know what I'm talking about, but I can figure it out.

I know you can.

Just go load it up.

Thanks for calling.

I'll send you some info.

Thank you, buddy.

Thank you.

800-800-7234.

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A photo from the Epstein Files has gone viral showing the late physicist Stephen Hawking

between two women in bikinis.

What was he supposed to do? Walk away?

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I know the studio up there is upstairs, but do you have Hawking?

Is he downstairs?

I saw him out there last week.

We can get him up here.

It takes a second to lift him up through the stairs and everything.

I'll go get him.

Grab him, JD.

Poor little cripple bastard.

It takes a second.

Oh, here he comes.

I got him.

He's rolling up.

Step up to the mic.

Roll forward a little bit.

You got to get closer to the mic.

Ouch.

That hurts.

Ouch.

Don't touch me there.

Sorry.

I was trying to move you forward.

Oh, boy.

Sorry.

You all right?

I'm just glad I'm dead.

Steve, is it true that you were part of the horn dog conspiracy of the Epstein deal?

Now I can be absolutely honest with you, John Clay Wolf.

I was never on the island.

I thought that they were giving you handies and getting you waking up.

Oh, Epstein Island.

I was on Epstein Island.

What did you think we were talking about?

It was very nice.

Okay.

I had gourmet compow.

It was wonderful.

I shared it with a naked woman on the beach.

Okay.

But she was 64 years old.

She was actually married to Paul McCartney at the time.

Did she have one leg?

Yes.

In fact, she did.

Did you nail her too?

No, I did not.

I did not nail that one-legged woman.

Oh, my God.

I don't like them that old.

I'm okay with the one leg, but she's a little old for me.

I have an easier time keeping up with an old woman.

And she made the best compow.

Thank you, Stephen Hawking.

It's your favorite.

Be careful rolling down the stairs there.

Don't look out.

Don't slip.

Oh, that hurts.

Oh, my God.

I was trying to look out.

Ow.

I tried to catch him.

It didn't work.

It didn't work?

No.

Paul McCartney's wife.

He got away.

New Jersey.

Your number is in 4161.

Can you hear me?

I'm not going to tell you.

I don't see the screened calls on this end.

Or maybe it's here.

New Jersey.

Are you there?

Yeah, I'm here.

Where are your hellbillies at?

I'm in California.

Are you guys in Texas?

Well, the goofy-ass hellbillies on the other end are in Texas.

But see, they're so red that I had to get away from it.

I used to live in San Antonio, 93-94 for a little while.

So you called in to tell me that?

I was rocking the clubs out there.

A place called Sneakers.

Yeah.

Tell me more.

I'm really interested.

But I just started hearing you guys a couple of weeks ago.

Because I listened to this out here.

I'm out here by Trenton, Trenton, New Jersey.

Yeah?

Yeah.

And I heard all you guys talking.

I was like, what?

It took over 1029 on Saturdays, huh?

We did.

Is that okay?

Are we allowed?

I mean, are you giving us a key to the city?

Yeah.

I listened to it.

It was pretty cool.

Okay.

Tell me more about sneakers.

Like back when you were the king cock of San Antonio and had all the Mexican.

I had a good time.

I got into a band called Heart Attack from Jersey and nobody knew me.

I strut my stuff out there.

I had a good time out there.

We like a kiss cover band like Strutter?

No.

We were doing all originals.

Like pretty much like rock.

I put a Southern draw into their music.

I bet you did.

Because I love Southern rock.

I opened up for the outlaws down here in Asbury Park.

Went by the Stone Pony one time.

Went by band down here.

What was your place?

Were you the singer or the drummer?

Or what?

A league of course.

And I also sang some stuff.

Can you sing us one of your originals on national radio from back in the day?

When the night comes down and there's not another soul around.

You're out on the streets alone searching.

You're not going to find your own.

That's always called city lights.

It's better than I was expecting.

I was expecting you to make an ass of yourself.

And Mr. New Jersey, you proved that you are Strutter indeed.

So thank you for joining the Wolf.

Mikey Brown.

You guys got it.

Mikey Brown from Trenton.

I think he's my cousin.

We're all better off now.

North Carolina, good morning.

You're on the air.

I have to get the last four digits.

Yeah, good morning.

Hey, is this me?

You're on the air.

That means you're on the air.

You're live.

Thank you, sir.

Yes, sir.

I just want to speak about that Iran war right there.

I just think that, you know, let them send that nuke to freaking Tel Aviv.

You know, it was all them Jews that were on that Etsy file, you know,

and on that Etsy house.

We had to cut loose North Carolina a little early.

You didn't have to dump it, but I bet you did.

Oh, I did.

Yeah, it's too just mean too much.

It was just too much.

Yeah.

See, I think like we should have let that out.

And I think that everybody needs to get old enough to hear what we have to deal with.

Victor and missions, Mission Hill, California.

Good morning.

You're on the air.

John, what kind of beer you like?

Don't bring me any today.

I mean, you can bring me some.

I just Miller light or ultra.

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just easy going.

That real beer gets me drunk.

And I'm more of a pacer marathon guy.

But yeah, we're down here in Orange County in Santa Ana.

I'm going to come up there before work.

So maybe you'll pass one.

Do you have like a speaker, like a PA speaker that you could bring and plug in my box

so that people here can hear the show.

Sorry, man.

No, I don't.

I wish.

If I get you Adam Corolla's credit card, can I send it to you and you pick me one up?

Yeah, yeah.

Absolutely.

This was his idea.

Yeah.

I'll pre-K right down Victor's number.

We might do that.

Thank you, Victor.

I'll get you.

Can I do a megaphone?

Does that work?

No, no, no.

It just needs to be some speaker like, like a party, like a little PA speaker

for the, for the, for the attendees here.

You know, they stuck me out on a remote that didn't bring me any audio gear.

So people are just looking at me like they can, all they can hear is me talking.

All right.

You want to put a shout out where you're at so somebody can bring the PA.

I am at the Jordan Family Classic Car Collection in Santa Ana, California.

If you go to our Facebook page, John Clay Wolf Show, you can see the slide there

in the location.

If you just put it in maps, you'll see it.

This is not going to help anybody except people in Southern California

because it's too far.

Bring a PA.

Bring a PA if you got one.

And like, I bet that, I bet that old singer from Jersey had a PA in his trunk.

Oh, no, he did.

No doubt.

Yeah.

You know he did.

It's been there since.

What you got in the news, JD Ryan?

It's been there since 72.

You want to do Florida news?

Sure.

Not yet.

None of time.

One minute left here.

All right.

Let's find something else to talk about, Danny.

You tall woman.

This is kind of fun.

She was arrested after allegedly serving alcohol to a bunch of kids.

11 to 13-year-old kids at her daughter's birthday party.

She's the cool mom, Bob.

She's the cool mom.

Apparently a parent who picked up their 13-year-old daughter,

smelled the alcohol on her and called the cops.

Cops came out.

Yes.

20 of the kids were tested positive, I guess you would say,

for alcohol and drinking.

Wow.

Old whore disease.

They were dancing and singing and drinking going on.

Six of them did test positive.

The mother throwing the party was crystal into to so.

And she faces six counts now of giving alcohol to minors.

Cut number one, Mike.

There are no rules in this house.

Not like a regular mom.

I'm a cool mom.

Yeah.

Cool mom in prison.

The cool mom party.

There's a good story on a cool mom in Louisiana

that wound up having sex with one of her teenage son's friends

that we need to talk about here in a minute.

Risa, okay.

That's a tease.

That's a good radio tease, Johnny.

When we come back, I'll cover the coolest mom of all.

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So I promised a cool mom story, Calvin, and I'm going to deliver.

And they say, if you're in Louisiana and you're not screwing

and you're not drinking, then you're just visiting.

And this backs that story up.

OK.

The Ritter Louisiana.

Somebody call in and nail this gal because you know she's

been doing this for a long time.

She's been doing this for a long time.

Call this gal because you know she's been around.

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She was the mayor, JD.

Wow.

The mayor.

Forty-year-old hot mayor.

Pretty good looking, hold high.

Of Derrida, Louisiana.

Her name is Misty Roberts.

Her trial last week reached a verdict after

deliberating for less than an hour of guilty.

And she got wasted with her son's friends

and she nailed one of them.

And her brother is in jail with him, is what they call it.

17.

I have a feeling he was really wanting to be raped

by looking at her.

But she's going to jail.

And her brother is in jail already.

So if it was a co-ed jail, she'd get to hang out

with him for sex with underage as well.

So this is a horny family from Louisiana.

Yeah.

Ex-mayor convicted after son walks in on Lude Act.

OK.

Oh, Lude.

Son walked in.

And he was yelling at his mom.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Bob, what are you doing?

We're wrestling.

And so she says, go whip his ass.

He's the one that did it.

And so the son went and beat up his friend

for nailing his mom.

Jesus.

Wow.

And if this was in the trailer park,

it'd be more understandable.

But this lady was the mayor of a town.

However, the state is a very rural area

of Louisiana, so it all makes perfect sense to me.

She might get 17 years in prison for this.

Wow.

Yes.

Now her husband, they're calling a cuck, cuckold.

He is a pretty nice looking guy.

I read up on this last night.

It interests me.

Imagine that.

Clearly you did.

And he, she's been cheating on him for a while.

No, no, no.

I'm screwed up.

I'm on a different story in my head.

Who's the woman?

Who's Trump's gal that just got blasted?

That was in charge of ICE.

Oh, no.

The good-looking one.

Now, he's being called the cuckold husband.

Because he watched.

Because Christy has been cheating.

And he is known.

Christy, you're fired.

Wow.

And now his family members are speaking out,

saying it's time to leave her.

I think they might be separated.

Well, she's got one of the government jets.

And you know, you can, you can carry like 100 people on this deal.

Right?

I don't know.

But they've fixed it all up.

There's one of the big passenger wings,

one of the big passenger, you know, areas.

And there's just a big old king-size bed, man.

And like they've got a little love nest plane.

They've been flying around there.

Her and her lover?

Yeah.

The guy that also works for the government?

Yeah.

Allegedly.

Very much allegedly.

You know, Bobo, you've mentioned that you don't have that.

You think you could be more gainfully employed?

How so?

And that guy had a good gig.

Yeah, that's a good gig.

That's a damn good gig.

That's a good gig.

Like if you had a gig like that,

we'd be hanging out with you.

I mean, I kind of have a gig like that now, man.

How was your gig last night?

Did y'all have some people at the new...

The Roadhouse.

The Spring's Roadhouse.

Yeah.

We got open, Grand Reopening in Walnut Springs, Texas

in this Rattlesnake Roundup weekend,

if you want to go down there.

Let me tell you what's surprising, man.

Like last Thursday and this Thursday

had been equally pretty good,

but the Fridays have been great.

Of course, we got all these people in town this weekend

for the Rattlesnake Roundup.

But yeah, it's been quite good.

Yeah.

Were there many people there last night?

I think we may have had something like 50 or 60.

That's good.

Okay.

A lot of in-and-out traffic,

because what they like to do here,

especially after the sun goes down,

is stand out front and loiter.

So...

But they...

Well, you know what they're really doing.

They're loiter.

You know what they're really doing, right?

What are they really doing, John?

Bobo knows what they're doing.

What are they doing, Bob?

They're drinking and smoking pot.

They're coming in, they're getting one beer,

and then they're going outside,

and then they're grabbing beers out of the cooler

and smoking and drinking on the porch.

Yeah.

That's called loitering.

Loitering.

I mean, it's a more efficient way to party.

Yeah.

And not there's anything wrong with that.

We all loiter sometimes.

But it's been great.

Actually, the songs have gone over well.

We've had a lot of compliments.

You know, we play a weird mix of tunes.

Yeah.

Me and Paul.

It's like, you know that Pink Floyd song that we do?

You would never think that would work

in a honky-tonk, but people love it.

People love it.

Which one is it?

Which you were here?

Which you were here.

The acoustic, the fully acoustic version.

That's a good tune.

Yeah.

It's going okay.

You've heard us a time or two, you know.

What do you think about that sign?

Does it look good?

I haven't seen it yet.

Oh, it's beautiful, man.

It's beautiful.

I came in daytime on Thursday,

and it was already there.

But Thursday night, when it went on,

I was like, wow, very classy.

Did it make the effect of signs on either side

of the street?

There was signs on the canteen

and ones on the roadhouse.

You know, I was trying to,

you know the effect I was going for.

Did it do it?

I think so, yeah.

Absolutely, because it draws the eye.

Sure.

Both directions, you know.

Kind of a radiator springs kind of look.

Very much.

Well, the Bosque canteen

of building is beautiful already.

Right.

But then John got this like retro-y,

almost like something from a comic book.

Smaller sign, what is it?

Four feet, maybe five feet tall

with an arrow pointing down

and bends towards the building.

And it just says.

It's got like a hundred big bulbs on it.

Jesus.

Tacos.

It just says taco.

Very cool.

It's great.

It's very cool.

And there's like a hundred light bulbs on it

around the outside.

Really?

Wow.

Yeah, it's a lot.

I can know because I had to replace them

all the other day.

Oh no.

Because they broke them when they shipped it.

Oh no.

Oh wow.

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What else have we got in the newsroom?

Actually, Bob had a story.

We were talking about cool moms.

Didn't you have a cool mom story, Bob?

Well, I have a story, but I did not have a cool mom.

And because I did not have a cool mom,

my best friend and I in sophomore year

through a keg party.

All right.

Through our own keg party.

Sent guys to Munster where you used to have

to go to buy beer.

Sure.

Get a keg, bring back a bunch of booze.

We're hanging, having a great time out there

in the country in my dad's place

on the lake.

Fucking cool mom to me.

Everybody was there.

It was awesome.

There are girls and booze, man.

Everybody's smoking Marlboro's and Salem lights, man.

Sure.

You know, having a good time.

And our dads came.

And my party got busted.

And they made me sell my tickets to the Texas Jam.

So I didn't get to see Boston when I was 17.

And I didn't get to take Heather to the Texas Jam.

And so years later, I married somebody else.

And my whole life screwed up ever since.

All because of that party being busted.

All because of one keg party.

My whole life.

What happened to Heather?

Oh, she's married to some prick.

She's like the same guy.

Like, did she marry that one guy and stick?

No, no.

She married a guy and was a few years.

And now she's got a guy.

He had like nine children or something.

And they're living in.

I bet he doesn't have nine children.

Well, maybe it was seven.

Is he a white guy?

No resentment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No resentment at all.

She's fine, man.

Listen, she was my little girlfriend from the second grade to the sixth grade.

So I became quite attached.

Right.

And it just, you know, in high school, I was getting it back, man.

It was, it was happening, John.

It was happening.

I was getting her back.

And then no Texas Jam.

Done.

My whole life screwed up.

Ruin.

And how old was she when she married this first guy?

First guy.

She was man.

I think we were like 20, maybe 21.

And how much gap was there between first divorce and second marriage?

A few years.

I know you kept up with this day by day.

Actually, because I saw her a few times in between there.

Sure.

I was getting her back.

Did you kiss her?

I was getting her back.

You were getting her back.

Then I kissed her.

You know me, dude.

Yeah.

Of course I did.

Between.

I was speaking of the lady that you, you leased your house to that stole all your stuff.

Yeah.

Did you get some stuff back?

Did you mention that?

No.

Oh.

So you leased your house to this gal that you were having a relationship with and

she moved out.

Well, she, and she took your refrigerator and your weed eater and your.

And sold his hot tub.

Sold it.

Yeah.

Sold your hot tub.

Now, do you think?

Now, I know that you and her were having sexual relations, Jeffrey Epstein.

So do you think that she took that?

I didn't say anything like that at all.

Did.

I mean, for all I know, you and she were having sexual relations.

What?

No, no, no.

She came out to the place one time.

You absolutely.

I mean, why is that a secret now?

We were definitely not then.

When she was living there?

No.

And definitely not when she came out here.

We were totally, totally platonic.

Definitely when she came out here that time a couple of years ago.

Yeah.

We were definitely, we were definitely nothing was going on there.

Okay.

I appreciate that you're fascinated by my love life and it is a neat track record.

But.

Well, I'm just trying to get down to the theft and if she felt like she was

addicted and was she paying you with Poon Tang in exchange for rent?

Not at all.

If I'd known all the stuff that she was going to steal, she damn sure would have.

Yeah.

But here's, here's how it happens.

So you rent your house out to somebody.

The first time I went over, you know, I was like, Oh man, this place is a mess.

I'm not going to.

So not only respecting their privacy and I did, but I just didn't want to look at

the place.

Sure.

All because some people are just, we all live differently in a house.

I didn't want to look at it.

So it was all fine.

But over the course of time, after the first like six months, you know, she's like,

well, your stove doesn't work.

And I said, what do you mean it doesn't work?

I had 1958 GE J308 Liberator.

That lasts forever.

Yeah.

The thing was 300 pounds.

It's all steel.

She goes, well, it won't come on.

I'm like, well, look at the breaker.

No, it won't come on.

It's got to go.

I said, it's got to go.

Got to go.

Okay.

We can tell him to haul it off and he can have the scrap money for taking an inch

and find, so it's gone.

She probably sold that.

Washing dryer gone.

Refrigerator gone.

Hot tub gone.

Over the course of six years, once in a while, she'd call and say, hey, this

thing's broke.

It's got to go.

And why don't you say daddy will be home in a minute.

We'll earn another one.

I'm just not as intelligent as you, I guess, John.

You know.

My name's John Clay Wolf.

I buy and sell cars.

I don't sell them on the radio.

I just buy them on the radio for America's Best Car Buyer.

Give me the then.com.

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The backstage back on earth again.

The dressing rooms are gray.

The come on show.

And it ain't too long.

But I make sure.

No change on the watches and clocks in your home.

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And you'll probably run late until Easter is gone.

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Good morning, everybody.

How the hell are you?

Good morning.

We are live here.

And I'm actually in sunny California in Santa Ana.

You're welcome, California guys, OC guys.

You're welcome to come down and sit in on the show.

We're in a beautiful room full of beautiful cars at the Jordan family collection.

J.D.

If you put that on our John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

I haven't, but I will.

Please do.

And the address or just take the link of the website and put it here.

But the Paul Newman collection.

Corolla's Paul Newman race car collection.

They moved it down here.

And that's how I ended up down here.

There's more to that story, but I'll refrain.

Is there a PA on the way?

There's a PA getting plugged in right now.

Listeners was nice enough to run over to Walmart and grab a PA.

And I will be sending Corolla the bill.

Hey, John.

Why did you do that?

Hey, what if you just do the show from, well, you'll do the show down there where the

Newman collection is.

You're going to be down in Orange County.

Sure.

All right.

And I looked at this manager.

I said, you do everything.

Set it up.

I want to show up.

It's done.

I want to do nothing.

Yesterday afternoon from his manager.

Hey man, his wife's really mad at him for being gone so long.

I don't know if he can make it.

Seriously.

Wow.

Right.

And I didn't know.

I didn't think that that changed the fact that he was going to get this ready

and set up.

So I get in here this morning and there's people here and there's no PA and there's

they can't hear anything.

They're listening to the show on their phones.

Wow.

God.

But that sucks, dude.

You know, I can hear it now.

You know, John, I got this invoice for $300 and it says I bought a PA speaker at

Walmart.

You know, I don't shop at Walmart.

I would have bought that at Walgreens.

Drive my darts into Walgreens, John.

That's great.

Brian in Oklahoma, you've got a mild out four cylinder Tacoma.

You want $10,000 for.

Oh, also, Kristi Noem's husband was cheating.

Is this confirmed?

Yeah.

Okay.

How do you know?

Did you hear that?

I heard it on Fox News.

Oh, okay.

Well, it must be true.

Must be true.

I mean, yeah.

Well, of course.

You know, Pablo listens to Fox.

Fox News sucks.

Fox News does not suck, but it's not.

Did you see where Trump and Tucker are having a problem?

What?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Why?

Because Tucker wants to be president.

Oh, stop.

You heard it here first, folks.

Carlson president.

You heard it here first, folks.

Why not?

What do you mean why not?

Well, Adam Corolla.

I mean, why not Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Why not Ronald Reagan?

Well, Arnold can't.

Yeah.

I understood, but I mean, the idea of celebrities turning into

political elected officials is not new.

No, spades have been broken on that trend.

Absolutely.

And I hate to say this, by the way, J.D.

Ryan.

Yes.

But you really can't count Tucker Carlson out on anything.

That's true.

As far as he's...

I will remember when he was the little bow tie guy on

Crossfire on CNN in the like mid 80s, right?

Yep.

Yep, yep, yep.

You know, he's come a long damn way, Tucker Carlson.

I mean, what can't...

What can't he do?

Yeah, he went from Bobble and 40s to the like.

What he cannot do is give $10,000 for a 200,000 mile 30-year-old

Tacoma.

Yeah.

So the price dropped on him, too.

Why are your guys in Oklahoma so high on their high mile

trucks?

There's got to be...

I just...

He asked me for a number.

That's what I threw out there.

So what's the number on it?

Five.

Five?

Yeah, 1,000.

I mean, they're still worth a lot.

Okay.

Oh, I thought they would.

Did I buy it?

I know you put it on Marketplace.

You're going to have...

I don't know.

You're going to have about...

I don't know.

I give that for hell.

But I know you put it on Marketplace.

You're going to have nothing illegal up here trying to bid on it.

How nice is it?

It's probably a seven.

Okay.

What will really buy it?

Electric windows.

What will really buy it?

Yes.

You said five.

I did.

You said ten.

Eight would really buy it?

And you said it's a seven.

So it doesn't...

You don't have the sand burn and need a burnt paint job on it?

Okay.

What do you mean?

Burn.

Is the paint burnt?

No.

What do you mean?

On the hood.

Yeah.

There you go.

No, hell no.

Well, yeah, I mean a little on the hood.

And I hadn't looked on the roof in ten years.

But if you get up on the roof, it's burnt too.

I didn't know what...

Probably.

I'll get them damn illegals to paint it for you.

Listen, listen.

I bought the thing the other day.

It's pretty asleep.

But anyway.

What did you pay for it?

So five-year number.

What did you pay for it?

Tell the truth.

Five.

Okay.

So why am I crazy?

Well, I thought I got a good deal.

You did.

I didn't say you was crazy.

I didn't say...

I didn't say you was crazy.

Okay.

Are you going to get any of those damn illegals as you called them to paint the hood?

Right on, man.

Yeah, I know where some are.

I bet you do.

Will you take a thousand profit and we can get this painful exchange over with?

Well, I mean, I might have the illegals come paint it.

But all I get is a thousand dollar reward and then...

Reward?

I get a free paint job.

He's got to work down.

You've been thinking about this.

That's mean.

I've been thinking about hiring someone and then on payday call them.

You know what I mean?

Oh, that's terrible.

I don't want any part of this conversation.

Jeffrey Epstein.

All right.

So you're going to sell me your truck or not?

You said six.

I said six.

You paid five.

You just bought it the other day.

And you haven't done anything to it.

That's a thousand dollars profit.

I know.

In Oklahoma, man.

Are you going to sell me your truck?

I'm going to hold the illegal auction.

Get paid.

I'm going to hold the illegal auction.

Get paid.

I'm hanging up.

They'll get you a bow tie and your GDD.

And you could be the next Tucker Carlson.

Jackass.

God almighty that took a while.

Was that like a six week phone call?

Yeah.

It seemed like a long time.

It's Oklahoma.

Yeah.

That was a hard-ass Oklahoma high miles.

I mean, it's just all the same every time.

Every time.

God, every time.

Every single time.

Right.

This has been going on for a long time, too.

This is why Oklahoma gets the reputation that it has.

Yeah.

There's some good ones in Oklahoma.

I just hadn't met them yet.

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And we are live.

Maria from Oklahoma, are you calling to straighten it out?

I am.

Tell me about it.

So listen, we're not all hicks and backwoods, you know, rednecks.

We're not all like that.

Some of us are very good-hearted, hardworking folks,

and I'm one of them.

And yes, my name is Maria.

I am not an illegal alien.

I'm not even Hispanic, but we have a very diverse culture here,

and we all embrace it.

Not like that guy.

What age did you lose your virginity?

Oh my gosh.

You're kidding, right?

No, he does that to me.

He's 14, but we aren't related.

Thank you, Maria.

I didn't actually ask that question.

Turley drops, drops on me.

Jim and Pittsburgh, good morning.

You're on the air.

Yes.

I have a car that I'm trying to get some insight on.

It's not for sale.

It is an 81-old G-body Cutlass 2-door.

And it's a factory diesel with about 52,000 original miles.

And I'm trying to find production numbers on this,

and I'm having a heck of a time trying to find that.

I think they made 13,000.

13,000?

Oh, okay.

That's something I've been searching for for quite a while.

What was that information worth to you?

I do take credit cards.

Okay, $100 million.

How's that?

That's perfect.

Put him back on hold.

Pre-K, run his card for $100 million.

Let's see if it clears.

Thank you very much.

Drop the show on Adam Carolla last minute.

Why are you bitching?

Eric, no, straighten me out.

Eric in Florida, are you there?

Yeah, so I didn't hear the whole story,

but because I was kind of in and out of the show.

But I mean, I pretty much tuned it on right as soon as you guys started.

And the way it sounded like to me was that

you sort of dropped the show on Adam to do last minute,

to which of course he said, oh, sure, I'll do it.

And then when he was unable to do it later,

because his wife didn't approve or whatever,

then he called back and said,

I'm sorry, John, I'm not going to be able to do it.

No, that is not what happened.

No, Eric in Florida.

Is that not what happened?

That is not what happened.

I just thought, okay.

They asked me, knowing that I was going to be in California this weekend,

because they flew back with me from Texas,

because I was nice enough to give them my studio last Sunday

and bring my friend Ted Nugent over for Adam to use my studio in Texas

for a podcast with he and Ted Nugent.

That's what you will see on the Adam Corolla show probably this week.

So I brought him back to Texas and on the way back said, hey,

you're doing your show on Saturday, right?

Yeah.

Why don't you do it over at Jordan Family Classic Car Center

where the Newman Collection is in Santa Ana.

Will you do that for us?

Sure.

So they dropped it on me last minute.

I mean, okay, all right.

And now he's not showing up.

I just, that's all I heard.

You know, I was just like, damn, John,

I think you're throwing Adam under the bus a little bit,

but I'll stand corrected.

Okay.

The other thing is, are you in Santa Ana right now?

I'm sitting here looking at some show listeners as we speak,

sitting in a room full of beautiful cars

of the Jordan Family Car Collection in Santa Ana right now.

If you go to our YouTube stream at jcwshow.com, you'll see it.

Okay.

So that's cool.

I used to live out of California.

I lived in...

Nobody cares.

What do you got?

But the thing is, is I lived in Costa Mesa.

You know where Costa Mesa is?

It's right down the FN Road, dude.

I mean, come on.

Yeah.

I mean, if I walk outside and hit me in the face.

I mean, I can't say I've really been to Santa Ana too

much because I was only there for a minute,

but I'm sure they've got cool car museums

and stuff like that there.

I'm just thinking, well, since you're there,

why don't you mention that you're there,

you know, Costa Mesa too?

Because it's kind of a cool place.

You sure you weren't born in Oklahoma?

What's that?

Do you have any direct relatives from Oklahoma?

I don't know.

That's a good question.

I think you do.

Why do you think that?

Because you're just kind of, I just feel it.

I smell it.

There's something off about you, Eric.

It's funny.

There's something funny, you know, it's funny

that when I was growing up, because I lived

between California and Florida my whole life.

That's a long stretch, buddy.

Everybody lives between California and Florida.

Do you know what you just said?

You know what's right between California and Florida?

Oklahoma, that's where you're from.

You need to figure this out.

If you've been going to psychologists

and trying to figure out what's wrong with me,

what's wrong with me?

That's what's wrong with you, Eric.

You're from Oklahoma, and nobody told you

that you were there.

You know what's right between California and Florida?

You're from Oklahoma, and nobody told you.

So now I'm telling you.

So you're welcome.

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Scott, do you know the mayor that had sex with her teenage son's friend?

Well, I met her at the festival.

She was walking around, you know, grabbing parts.

She grabbed you in the privates?

She was showing her face.

Yeah, I know.

We're not with a bunch of other dudes around.

But I'll tell you what, she's pretty fit.

I wouldn't have kicked her out of bed.

Right, she's pretty shiny.

Yeah.

And I think that's how she got elected just because she was hot.

Yeah.

Well, she definitely got laid.

We've established that.

We're talking about the mayor of Derrida, Louisiana,

that banged one of her son's friends and got arrested

and is going to jail.

Jay in Oklahoma, what you got?

You know, better do remember me.

I don't know if I do or not.

Yeah, I just called.

About the Oklahoma guy.

Oh, of course they don't have good signals over there.

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JD, Ryan, what is in the news, sir?

What is in the news?

That's the news.

But you want to do Florida?

Okay.

And now, from North America's own land down under,

it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard,

JD Ryan.

Let's see, at Lake Worth Beach, Florida, woman pulled over.

Hey, you've everybody done this.

You've seen there are certain areas you can't hold your phone

and talk while you're driving through certain areas.

Oh, yeah.

She was holding her phone.

She got arrested for that.

She got a ticket for it.

The problem is, it was a hands-free area,

and her problem is what the officer actually cited her for.

Listen to this kind of rate.

Turns out, you can still get a ticket for driving with a device

in your right hand, even if you don't have a right hand.

All right, man.

So you're going to do a citation for a wise communication device,

hand-held while driving.

You got to put the phone down as you upgrade the motor vehicle.

Oh, and you put on there that you saw me

with my right hand holding it.

That's what you said when you pulled me over.

Yes?

That you saw me holding my device with my right hand.

I like this.

Okay.

If you want to take it to court.

That's what you said you saw.

Okay.

Any questions for me?

No.

Thank you.

No.

I'm good.

So she doesn't have a right hand?

Anyway, if she waves with her left hand, she says,

go ahead.

Oh.

She didn't have a right hand.

Oh, wow.

Yes.

All right, officer.

Way to go.

Another woman in Miami.

Where's her right hand?

She just, that part of the story we don't have.

I can't find it.

That's why I was moving on.

They just can't find it?

They just can't find it.

A woman.

I don't, I mean, JD, when you bring us stories like this,

can you please do a little more due diligence?

A little more research and find out where the right hand is.

How did she lose her hand?

Where did she leave her hand?

Right.

You need to know these things.

Inquire in her mind.

I just want to know.

A woman in Miami, Florida.

She was arrested after a vestigator seat.

She was working as a doctor without a medical license.

31-year-old Gala Ship Adelko reportedly advertised that she'd do,

she would do your Botox.

She would do your lip fillers.

The problem is the Florida Department of Health says,

you're not licensed to do any of that.

Ship Adelko is now facing multiple felony charges in Dade County.

And believe it or not, you're not going to believe this.

No.

Yeah, but we have her here actually.

You?

Yeah, we're in the studio.

We actually have, once again, a step up to the mic, if you would sweetheart.

There you go.

Galina?

Galina.

Galina, is that correct?

Galina.

I'm here with you now.

And you were giving people Botox?

My proper name.

Your proper name.

It's Galina Victorovna Spilenko.

Okay.

What does it call you, Galina?

Say with me now.

Okay.

Spildelko.

I will spill your delko.

You'll spill my delko.

I am to make human wonderful women.

Yes.

I blow up their lips.

You blow their lips up.

I tuck other tummies.

You tuck in the tummies.

And I will spin the delko.

You will smell the delko.

I have done no wrong.

Well, you don't have a license.

Who did you go here?

You don't have a license.

I live a peaceful life in eastern chores.

Yes, but you don't have a license to do medical procedures.

No license is necessary when you are dignified by God.

I see.

As we read in the second book of the Corinthians.

Oh, here we go.

Help my neighbor be wonderful.

Beautiful.

Yes.

Beautiful.

Yes.

Famous women.

More beautiful.

You're famous women?

The British heirs.

Who?

The British heirs.

Britney Spears?

Yes.

You did Britney Spears?

Yes, the woman who says oops, I do that again.

Is this Russian or Hispanic?

I can't tell.

That's Puerto Rican.

Are you Puerto Rican?

Her lips.

I am from the Ukraine.

From the Ukraine.

Ukraine.

I see.

Also.

Yes.

Also the Kristi Noem.

Kristi Noem.

Direct or of Homeland Security.

Well, she was.

She's beautiful.

Yes.

I make her this way.

You do.

I don't think she.

You filled her lips.

I am to make women beautiful.

I don't think so.

The Melania.

You filled hers?

Not Melania Trump.

Oh, beautiful.

This is Melania Carter.

Okay.

She lives down the road from me.

She gave me $400 and I make her beautiful.

Okay.

This is what I do.

You seem like you might need something with your.

I might.

A little tuck tuck.

Maybe with your chin.

Yeah, I do.

You say chin?

I do.

I do chin for $4,000.

No.

I do here.

I have my knives.

I don't worry.

I have my knives and my special cream.

It is not Botox.

Yeah.

It is Belitotox.

But you got arrested for not doing for.

I buy in Kazakhstan.

One of my man named Borat.

Borat.

He is my brother.

Okay.

Very nice guy.

Very nice.

Okay.

Thank you.

We appreciate you killing Brian.

Thank you.

And I hope you too, John Clayworth.

You could be beautiful on this.

Thank you.

Rob in Texas.

What have you got?

The truth is the young lady in Florida does not have a right hand.

It was amputated.

Oh.

Do you know her?

No, I do not.

And I do not know why it was amputated.

Do you know why you decided to pick up the phone and call into a national

radio show to tell me this?

The truth is, y'all, y'all didn't know that she was missing her right hand.

The truth is it was a joke, you dumb son of a bitch.

God of mind.

800-800-7234-800.

Wow.

Radio band.

Was it Full Moon last night?

Yes.

This week has been a Full Moon, yes.

Okay.

Now it's making more sense.

Yes.

Well, because everybody in Florida knows each other, right?

Amen.

I live between Florida and California.

That's what happened to her hand, man.

She got her hand stuck under her manatee.

Manatee.

She didn't come right off.

She's a little bone girl.

You're so tough with this part.

I'm just glad those manatees don't bite you.

Yeah, they don't bite you.

They don't got sharp teeth.

They take a long time to bite you.

But if they sit on you, you lose a hand.

You can lose a hand.

Okay.

So, you know, that gal's a nice gal.

Hey, give her a hand.

Okay.

All right.

Get ready.

All right.

Okay.

We'll be right back.

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Hey, I'm a little screwed up.

Today's not the time change, is it?

Yes.

Like, right now?

No.

Tomorrow.

Tonight.

You didn't miss it.

Sunday morning at 2 AM, it will suddenly be 3 AM.

Okay.

I was like, wait a minute.

I forgot to change my watch.

No.

Hey, that's mine.

He's money.

They do that Sunday night, Sunday morning,

so that way the bars aren't completely screwed up.

Well, being a barkeep myself, I appreciate that.

Sure.

That way, you know, it's 2 AM.

That's why they do it at 2 AM.

Hey, we were talking about weird people earlier.

Yes, we were.

And I went to dinner with Chip Foos night before last,

and we were talking about some stories about odd people

coming up and kind of being weird.

And he had a guy ask him to pee in a bottle

because he wanted to drink his pee.

Oh, stop it.

No way.

John, that didn't happen.

It did.

He's not a jerk.

He doesn't say stupid stuff like I do.

Yeah.

When he says something, he means it.

Tell the dude.

No, and him, I didn't ask him when he told the dude,

but he probably just laughed and said,

hey, man, I appreciate it.

He probably said thank you because that's

what he says to everybody.

Thank you.

He's probably caught off guard.

Thank you very much.

But that's a new one.

I haven't had that.

I don't believe I'll be doing that.

But thank you.

Would you like to signature me?

Yeah.

I don't know how to do that.

Oh, God.

Get a selfie, maybe?

Seriously.

Self-awareness, damn thing.

It makes you wonder, though, if rock stars,

like people like Mick Jagger or whoever,

people walk up and ask that odd,

odd question that I won't even repeat.

I'll tell you what, man.

I've been admiring you for a long time.

I like your cars.

Good, good, good.

I'm going to ask you something.

Now, this is going to sound a little bit off-wall to you.

Sure is good to meet you.

Nice of you to come in here.

Would you pee for me?

Excuse me?

Come on.

What?

Come on now.

Right.

Hey, Chip.

What?

I got pictures of you on my car.

Right.

Now, come on.

What is the...

No.

Are you going to pee anyway?

Thanks.

Come on.

I appreciate you coming by,

but you're going to have to leave now.

Chip foos forever, man.

Hey.

John, did you have a listener

send a bunch of tuna fish to you?

Oh, yeah.

What was that all about?

I don't know.

We got a bunch of tuna.

What a great story.

I'll tell you.

What a great story.

It's actually...

Not tuna, albacore.

Albacore tuna.

Are they just trying to promote their brand?

No.

We get that kind of stuff.

It's better than that, man.

Michael, at age 24, this is his letter.

It's actually a Dear John letter.

Oh, is it?

Dear John.

My name is Trevor Michael.

At the age of 24,

I bought my own not-sinking boat,

commercial fishing boat.

I have some good years,

but I'm having some trouble getting to the next step.

I have people around me here with big boats

that bring in half a million

to a million dollars a year.

Didn't they do this bid on Forest Gump?

I don't believe so.

I'm lucky to live through season after season.

John, my boat is 84 years old.

It's made out of wood,

and occasionally it does tend to sink.

Saltwater's a bitch on a wood boat.

Go ahead.

But possibly you and maybe Richard Rawlings

could partner with me,

buy me a new boat,

and together we can make lots of money.

Trevor...

This is Forest Gump.

This is real.

Bubba?

Age 36.

And he's not got a website.

I mean, it's all real.

He catches these tuna one by one

with the lines.

He didn't throw nets.

He goes in the back of this boat by himself.

I've seen the videos.

Trust me.

And he buys these.

And actually, we've opened and tried the tuna.

It's quite delicious.

Is it good?

It really is.

I'm scared to do it.

How does he sell his tuna?

He sells them by the case.

And they're not cheap over the internet.

Well, I mean, no S Sherlock.

But like, what's the location?

Well, it's out of Oregon.

How do you tell the listeners how to give this old boy

some lifts?

Fishing.

Tuna sold.

Fishing Vessel Roma.

R-O-M-A.

Fishing Vessel Roma.

He's on Facebook and he has his own website.

Fishing Vessel Roma.

R-O-M-A.

Okay.

Chat room.

Wolf Packers, go buy this tuna from this old boy.

He needs a shot.

It's quite delicious.

But he wants you to buy him a new boat.

Y'all were not afraid to eat it.

You ate it.

I ate it.

When I saw packaged food from a listener,

I was like, ah.

Tuna.

It is actually quite delicious.

It is.

How long does tuna keep in a can sealed up properly?

Forever.

Forever, yeah.

Forever.

Yeah.

Forever.

Okay.

It's a long time.

So if I gave you a can of sealed tuna from the 80s,

just dive right in?

Last.

How much did he send us?

A lot.

Three to five years.

Three to five years in an unopened can of tuna.

Yeah.

It's a whole case.

Like 50 cans?

At least 50 cans.

All right.

And they're not cheap, I might add.

We'll take it down to the Walnut Springs Roadhouse today

and give them some distilled tuna sandwiches.

You're going to have the tuna sandwiches.

We can make some extra money if we don't have to pay for the tuna.

Because line caught albacore.

It's delicious.

But if you all already ate it and you're clean,

then you did the test.

Screw the FDA.

We got the JD test.

Kim made tuna salad with it.

It's quite delicious.

I've eaten it for two days.

I'm still here.

Okay.

All right.

And then I can do it then.

All right.

I was worried.

You're waiting for the lab rats.

Somebody to do it, yeah.

Yeah.

That's the way to kill a whole radio show is to send donuts

that are laced with something.

Of course we'd all eat them and we'd all die.

Hey, how much time do we have?

Four minutes.

I got to tell you something.

Yeah.

I want to do this before we get on California air.

I did a video Monday with a guy in undisclosed location.

Let's just say the Hollywood Hills.

And he went to give me the Vin and he wanted to sell a car.

And then he said, I want to sell them all.

There's 85 cars.

And so we went.

It's the most eclectic, crazy, like Audi rally cars, Duesenbergs, Jaguar XJ.

I mean, all the all the like that super car I have.

He's got some high dollar stuff in there.

And then, oh, a Porsche 959, which is two million, two and a half million dollar car.

Wow.

And I start working on this deal with him and we're going back and forth.

Make a deal on three cars.

I can tell he's crazy.

And he wants the video is what he wants.

He saw that video I did at the YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf, our YouTube channel.

Or you just go to JCWShow.com with the guy in Tennessee where the 1000 car collection.

And really what he wanted was free publicity is what I feel.

Sure.

So I'm like, OK, I got three cars bought.

I'll go out there and do this video with this guy.

He's got tanks.

Tanks.

Like like not stock tanks, but German Nazi tanks.

Dang.

And he's Israeli, very Jewish and proud of it.

He has half track motorcycles from the war.

Wow.

Nazi stuff.

He's got a house that he built that he doesn't live in.

That's full of cars.

This is all in like a populated nice neighborhood with the view.

It's the wildest craziest thing ever.

So we get there.

He bet we do the video.

We drive around town with the Jay Leno style and his million dollar Rolls Royce convertible.

He's got an animal rescue.

They've got chickens there on this property.

And dog.

And cat.

And of course he has a European wife that's probably 30 or 40 years younger than he.

Of course.

He looks like a little Jewish skinny version of the good doctor in Back to the Future.

Okay.

Great Scott.

Right.

So we do four hours worth of filming.

Wow.

It's going to be the best video I've ever done.

He back tracks on the three deals that we made.

We argue openly about it.

Like high drama.

Because I figured he was going to do this to me.

I'm like what might as well make the video good and go into full blown argument.

Sure.

Yeah.

Caught it all on tape.

He takes the camera man and starts directing the cameraman.

He actually replaced me as the host.

Wow.

And he's like YouTube followers comment below what kind of car is this.

Oh man.

He was ready.

So the next day he calls and says he didn't want me to air it.

Oh no.

Why?

Did you have him sign a release before?

No.

But he looked right at the camera and he knew it and he completely consented to the point

that he was hosting the show.

Yeah.

And I talked to my lawyer about it.

He said you know anybody can sue anybody for anything but you got this guy.

Yep.

And JD since you're a film guy from way back.

What do you think?

You're fine.

Yeah you're fine.

Were you by chance in public in a public place?

Was it open?

We were at his house.

Okay.

What's the public place do?

It just there's no limitations.

Limitations to privacy.

We did drive around.

No expectation.

We drove around in a convertible.

That video you can use that all day.

It's the private home one maybe.

Inside he might have an argument there if he said don't use this stuff from my house.

But we weren't in his house.

We were on a construction site.

Okay then you're fine.

Were you anywhere that other people can see you?

There is no expectation of privacy.

Now can he sue you?

Sure.

Is he going to win?

No.

What he could.

Yeah.

I think this video is so good it's worth it.

It sounds amazing.

Just the story there.

Tell the TV show cops stayed on for 30 years.

You think all those people said sure.

Put me on.

Right.

But I have but we have all kinds of communication where he wanted this.

Yeah.

Clearly.

He was looking straight into the camera talking to the camera.

No.

Before.

I mean he knew I was traveling here.

We had a rendezvous point and a date.

You got emails.

It's not like I popped up at his door and said hey I'm from insider edition.

Yeah.

I traveled to California to do this.

Yeah.

He had emails and texts saying that he's expecting you and he looks straight into

the camera and talks to the camera you're fine.

Oh he's telling the people to comment below.

When he took over as the host I just backed up.

I said let the crazy son of a bitch run.

Did he say why?

He didn't want to run.

He didn't want to error.

He said we didn't do enough about his animal rescue.

Screw him.

I'm sorry.

I brought it up.

Zero zero zero chance.

We'll be back in a minute.

My name is John Clay.

Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer.

Give me the VIN dot com.

My wife just walked in and brought me a coffee.

We are live on location at the Jordan family classic car building in Santa

and to California.

We're fixing to join California live air and we'll let them know that we're down here

and we'll be right back.

Hey LOS listeners.

My name is John Clay Wolfen.

If you're a fan of the show and you live in Orange County run your butt down here to

the Jordan family car collection.

Put it in Apple or Google Maps.

It is in Santa Ana, California and I'm sitting here with a fine group of show

fans right now inside this beautiful car museum and Corolla brought the Newman

collection the race car collection down here also and you guys can come down

and we're doing the show from here for the next three hours.

So Mosey on over.

My wife just brought me a coffee.

A listener went and got us a PA so that you can hear us talking because

they forgot to do that.

Thanks Adam.

But other than that we're gold.

20.

And speech impediment Terrence is here too.

Thank you speech impediment Terrence.

Good morning John.

I'm live in question.

Okay.

I'll be 63.

How old are you today son?

53.

Thank you speech impediment Terrence.

It's great talking to you.

800-800-7234-800-800 radio.

There's something I wanted to talk about and I just got distracted and I forgot

what it was.

Oh.

Go ahead.

Outdoor showers.

Oh.

What?

Okay.

Corolla was out at the ranch this weekend.

Adam.

Yes.

Okay.

And Corolla noticed that on the deck we had an outdoor shower.

Sure.

He's like look Mike got an outdoor shower and they started going on this bit.

Have y'all ever heard this?

I've never heard this.

No.

Rich man poor man.

Yeah.

I have heard that.

Yeah.

Things that you have that you're either very rich or very poor.

Outdoor shower.

There's one.

Makes sense.

Yeah.

You're very rich.

Oh you're quite poor.

Right.

Also your car has curtains.

That's a rich man or poor man situation.

A car that they no longer make either you're rich or you're poor.

No.

You hold up curtains on the side to keep the sun out.

Oh.

Yeah.

Or you don't want anybody to see you in your car has curtains.

Perfect.

Liquor that comes in a sack.

Yeah.

That is a rich man or a poor man differential.

Rich man has fancy liquors that come in velvet bags.

Poor man has brown paper sack.

You had lunch with the singer Bono.

I didn't know what that meant when he said that but Bono like is in Africa all the time

with you know refugees.

Right.

Big human rights down has lunch with them or your rich guy and you had lunch with

Bono.

No.

Rich man poor man both knows the going rate for copper.

You buy it or you stole it.

Rich man poor man is effective heavily by the minimum wage.

Makes sense.

You build a room from reclaimed material.

Get it.

Expenses.

Yes.

You have a ladder with wheels on it like in your house you have one of those library

ladders to go side to side all the way up or you stole it from a construction.

You have sex with the maid god.

Do you get it.

Yes.

How you explain what what is your suggestion of rich man poor man.

You're either go Arnold Schwarzenegger or you're the guy waiting on him to finish

or you're married to her.

She comes home.

Right.

Yeah.

I thought that was interesting.

That's a good one.

That's great.

I've seen that bit.

That's so funny.

Eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight eight hundred radio.

Hey you guys calling hard on the Iranian war.

Let's do a truth.

Oh I can't do it right now.

No.

It's well you want to do the truth for remote because the problem may be a slight

delay.

Really.

We're trying.

Yeah.

I want to hear the truth.

But how much time do we have left.

You got five minutes.

Okay.

Call in eight hundred eight hundred.

Tell me about the Iranian war.

Bom bom bom bom Iran eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred

eight hundred seven two three four.

Give us the truth.

Your truth quick.

No pleasantries.

No nothing is calling.

I'm going to take your screen list.

I want to hear your opinion on this.

I guess you called the Iranian war.

Are we at war with Iran.

No it's not a war.

It's a police action.

Yes.

And of course people keep acting like this just popped up folks.

This song that Michael's playing came up in nineteen seventy nine.

We've been at air quotes war with Iran since nineteen seventy nine.

It's a war.

I mean it's not a deadly killer horrible war but it's a war.

We're shooting at them.

They're shooting at us.

It's like Manson's not a killer.

Well yeah it is.

It's a war.

It's okay to say it's a war.

I would say it's not a declared war.

You don't have to defend anybody man.

It's a war.

It's not a declared war.

We haven't had a declared war since World War II.

World War II exactly.

Eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio.

I want to hear your opinion on this real quick.

Now we did not have a declared war with Vietnam.

No that was a police action.

Korea.

Iraq.

No.

Afghanistan.

No.

Not declared by Congress.

Not since World War II.

It's true.

So Desert Storm and Desert Shield were not a war.

They were military operations.

And this is what's called Epic Fury.

This is an operation called Epic Fury.

It's not called War Anything.

The Iran War.

Yeah.

But when Iran put out last night a picture of a nuclear missile that said they're going

to send it to Tel Aviv.

That is definitely a threat.

That's yeah kicking the bear.

Never pay rite.

What?

Can you look that up JD and validate that because I feel I feel negligent saying that

on public airways.

If it's if I misconstrued my digestion of that there's a lot of out there.

Yeah.

Well that's true too.

There is.

My favorite is the Trump baby.

It's hilarious videos.

John in Kansas City.

What's the truth?

Iran is like the guy that has the house that doesn't know the yard and he's

got the pit bulls running all over the place by time to get rid of them.

Scott what's your truth?

Scott you're near go fully support.

I fully supported and if you take it all it says we will defend against border domestic

and that means that we need to help them to come like us.

Okay.

Rob what's your truth?

The truth is tomorrow is my birthday I'll be 53.

George what's your truth?

The truth is I lived in Iran for three years.

Okay.

I left just before Khomeini took over.

Trump is doing what was inevitable going to happen.

Ahmed what's your truth California?

Yeah Iran more.

You're on the air?

Yeah Iranians are taking bodies from the protesters that they killed and then when

America bombs a building in Iran then they bring out those bodies the women and children

they say oh you killed the women and children but those are the bodies that they killed

during the protests.

No fall for the Iranian propaganda.

That's pretty deep that makes sense.

What's your do you have family over there do you know the territory?

No sir I don't.

Grand Prairie what's your truth you're on the air?

Yeah it's not related to the war but I just want to let you know that the best Mexican

food I've had in five counties Parker, Terence, U.S., Somerville, Bosque has been at the Bosque

Cantina.

I just want to let you know dude.

I appreciate that that is a wonderful compliment that's our restaurant Felipe Armenton my

restaurant in Walnut Springs Texas Kurt in Sherman Oaks California go.

Yes this will not end well look at Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya it's a bad idea.

So your truth is we shouldn't have fired off on them?

No I think the Shiites are going to stay in power actually there's enough popularity and

they're going to be the largest Shiite country in the world.

That was interesting about that guy that said that they're pulling out bodies the

truth is that's a fax machine that called me.

By the way no Iran has not publicly shown or displayed a functional nuclear weapon.

Now it wasn't a functional but it was just a picture of one.

But did they do that from their Twitter account and is it the president the old president's

Twitter account is it real?

You'll see what I'm talking about okay and the truth is the lightning round is coming

up and you've got to call in for that year make model miles average rough for clean

year make model miles average rough for clean 800-800-7234 800 that's our phone number here

and we're live 800-800-7234 800-800 radio call in during this music break I'll buy your

car on the radio call in if you want to sell your rigs we buy Porsches we bought a $228,000

Porsche live on the radio the other day and if you go to our YouTube channel you'll

see that where we bought it and sold it show the whole thing John Clay will go

to JCWShow.com if you want to join our YouTube thing I'll be right back.

This is the lightning round Adam in Little Rock 17 Wrangler X unlimited with how many miles?

Yes that's a 70,000 miles that's a GPK unlimited sport okay so it's a sport hard top no mods

hard top or soft top automatic or stay it's a hard top it's an automatic average rough for

clean it's a I would say just above average no mods grandma style no Barbie lipstick on

it does it have the good wheels alloy wheels like aluminum's or does it have the cheaper

ones you've got it yes it's the aluminum sport wheels on it I'll give 14 grand for

it got your quick question John Carvana offered me 18 five how are they able to even able

to do that because they're doing funny funny math and if you if you look around on the internet

you'll see that I got to be careful with what I say on that question but okay Google it

up and it'll answer all right I got you Bruce thanks pre-k Bruce 18 track Hawk wants

80,000 cars not worth 80,000 most ridiculous yes the most ridiculous car in the world I

just wanted to hear your thoughts on it list you guys all the time and just like educate

me on like what it's worth 50 grand maybe right is it yours it's fine yeah yeah I own it

and it's it's uh like why would you put a v8 supercharged engine in a like a small

SUV right um I think you're probably right about 50 but okay yeah thank you stony you've

got a 01550 Ford truck with 200,000 miles regular cab two-wheel drive yeah yes there's a 736

speed manual it's got a 10-foot bed on it cabin chassis trucks got a winch bumper

with a winch in the front started a rental equipment company so I'm looking to upgrade

the truck here in the next couple months use it to pull around our equipment here

probably five probably five grand Adam in Alabama O2 Pontiac Trans-Am WS6 with 1400 miles yep

what color silver black interior they were all sticks weren't they no no is yours

a sticker and automatic six speed yeah um 1400 miles on an O2 off the top of my head I'm

thinking 23 or 20 I want to say 25 but I don't know if I'd make any money from 25 what do

you think our way off yeah well I sold it I sold a 14,000 mile one the other day for 16

five was it a 16 yeah but you've got good miles and now I sold an anniversary car for 50 grand

that was the yellow one that had 50 miles on it that was two years ago what do you

want I really want 44 do you have any comps that support that I mean I've got one with

five miles I paid 55,000 for you so in a couple of years ago I think per 60 that had a few miles

on it had a couple hundred miles I didn't get six no I had a 10 mile one I didn't get 60 for

that car did I got 40 didn't I no the one I got out of Alabama no the red one had all the

plastic on it still no that's the that's the one maybe I'm missing it 1400 if you really want

to sell it go to give me the ven dot com and let me let me look up some comps to get my

brain around it all right all right thanks sir 800 800 7234 800 800 radio he's right

I'm lied at 25 I was going off the cuff but I didn't get 60 for that oh I think I got 40 for that

a 10 mile one but 10 miles and 1400 miles as dumb as this sounds we're just talking about antiques

at this point nobody's ever gonna drive makes a big difference we're back tell you what else

they're telling me I'd get a prostate check which is no big deal figure blood test he uses

finger how is that naughty illegal now he uses finger it with no blood test well then he put

the glove on he goes you're ready I thought they done blood test he goes I don't do blood test I

do finger he says you ready I go I guess very unprofessional he goes let's get her done

we now return to the John Clay Wolf show thanks for making us number one check out all the

mayhem online podcast replay youtube channel twitch socials live stream all at JCW show

dot com the John Clay Wolf show and I have sit down here all solo by my lonesome with some cool

show fans in Santa Anta California if you're driving around in Orange County this morning

looking for something to do you pop in I'm at the Jordan family classic car collection put it

in your maps you'll see it pop up Santa Anta California Jordan family and you go to JC

John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and JD put a put put a location up there also this was a

last minute deal yep yeah very last minute deal and but they have some incredible cars Adam

Corolla brought his Paul Newman race car collection from the Reno Museum down here a week

ago and that's how this came to be the Ferrari is still in Walnut Springs the Newman Ferrari in

that truck but um we might get it out here too 800-800-7234 yeah Orange County guys listeners

on KLS you want to come over and check this out we'll be sitting here for a few more hours and

um and it is a beautiful day so what was I gonna say oh JD do you find yourself do you find yourself

waking up or being in bed do you find do you can you find yourself um have you ever touched

yourself never do you find yourself getting drawn into your phone too much yes yes and every

place you read they say don't look at any screens within an hour of going to sleep

because it'll screw up your sleep and I lay there in bed and do exactly that how about you and if

you wake up in the middle of the night if you look at if you look at your screen I really

try not to do that because I won't go back to sleep so I tried a trick last night okay and I

because I woke up in the middle of night and I did it yep and it's a problem your brain

starts working yes and there's a there's a thing called gray scale otherwise known as black and white

okay and it's a setting in my iphone you go to you go to settings you just google it up settings

da da da type in type and you click the gray scale button and I figured out how you can

click the side button now you can set it up you can click it three times it goes to black

and white or three times and it goes back to color you would not believe the difference

your brain does when you're looking at it in black and white why I immediately got sleepy

because when you go to a casino and all those neon lights and all that stimulation they're doing all

that for reasons sure you know red's the most powerful color all and we do the you know thumbnail

test on youtube in the different colors and it's all real and when you cut it down to black and

white you would not believe I was shocked I was like oh my god I was actually talking to

chat gpt about it it's like your response is normal people are amazed how much less

interested they are in what's on their phone when it's in black and black and white I never thought

of that so if you go to gray scale setting on your phone if you want to quit looking at your

phone so much right put it in gray scale in that that addiction that desire to pull it up to you

into your face it will be cut in I'd say by 60 70 percent that's amazing I never thought of that

but it makes sense you're right it's weird but it was a real fix also spam callers and spam emailers

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in the emails not a hundred percent but pretty close yeah and they'll show you how many websites

that they've removed you from I'm up to 278 is that right taking my name off of 278 I just signed

up on Thursday yeah 354 wow I was like damn wow yeah quick and the spam you already see the

reduction month oh yeah yes like right away spam calls barely anything besides the politics yeah the

the political ones still slide in those bastards get through well because it's for their first time

triers right they're new right now but they'll they'll get them closer to the election probably

what's funny is for years we've had the national do not call registry and it doesn't work useless

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and it will give you 60 off the price because you're a friend of the show yeah 800 800 7234

800 800 radio and john you tell me what you talked about a video posted on x was it was it a video

that showed a image in a statement okay it didn't show a hand stroking what appears to be a nuclear

bomb because that was that came out in June of 2025 the Islamic Republic news agency put a video

up on x showing a hand stroking what appeared to be a dummy nuclear bomb and the words maybe

so that's that's when 2025 that was the summer of 2025 I'm talking about yesterday yeah well I mean

the story may have come come back out but so far I can't find that okay well maybe Johnny Cash can

help us with this oh yeah he's coming in it just saw him in the green room yeah male from jail

I don't uh I don't know nothing about the intercontinental ballistic missile thing

you don't okay I'm sorry house okay never mind I do have mail from jail though what you got bud

John Clay this week's entry reads this here are letters for Richard Rawlings oh oh is this this

crazy son of a bitch to send me letters the china ass electric commie suck hole monkey

garage wannabe wow hard pass on an EV bike Richard you woke idiot electric monkey guy

we want the Ferrari finished like now you're running a motor company you idiot be a better

example and stop drinking your funky monkey beer building an electric motorcycle in a place called

gas monkey garage oh the irony put electric BS stuff in fake oil tank EVs were sent by Satan

this is the worst thing I've ever heard you try to build and that's saying something

that and the EV Ferrari I love you guys but I never hear about the finished bills do I

boring the contents really getting worse at electric monkey yes you're insanely stupid Richard

I've heard more about this stupid bike than about the Ferrari was that bike built in

communist China at some woke knockoff toy factory for he she men because the quality is laughable

stop this BS give us what we want I wonder if others understand what I'm saying

Richard sucks big time now this goes on Johnny Cash I and I'm done with the BS no one cares

except lame woke suck whole EV chopper lovers like you Richard this is why people have security

right we all want the six by six Ferrari how can a person soar with the Eagles when he stuck

with a flock of turkeys yours truly Joseph Belize the horse from clinic maple Glen Pennsylvania

did you say abortion clinic no the horse from clinic horse I think that's a state mental hospital

up in Pennsylvania literally you think he killed somebody over an EV right hey that Mike that's

one of four emails that he has sent us oh wow I think I think that was I think that was edited

down yes I think what he just read was half of the length of it well he doesn't mince words I think

we all get its meaning yeah when it went when I when I read that and then when this I was like

this is why you need security that guy's so crazy if he saw Richard he's the kind of guy that would

shoot you yeah he's clearly as touched as that Ray Stevens was back in the day Ray Stevens

yeah crazy as a outhouse rat there you anyway partner if you've got mail from jail

or mail from the state mental hospital just send it on down the line to us here at PO box

471517 that is in Fort Worth Texas zip code 76147 don't look Ethel

all right we gotta go to break be right back my name is John Clay Wolf John Clay Wolf show we

got a cool little crowd here at the Jordan family classic collector car center in Santa

Anta California KLOS listeners if you're nearby come over grab some coffee check out the cars

Corolla brought his Paul Newman race car collection over here last week and and I'm set up here in

the middle of the showroom or display area with we've got coffee seats everything this was

a last-minute pop in so it's not very crowded but that's fine they look for a crowd but if you

know the area it's 2851 Pullman Street in Santa Ana California if you know that area be right back

I'm worth a lot more I'm worth a lot more I'm worth more you know what you're right

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I went riding I'm in California this week leaving in the morning but

met some guys took the KTMs up to met them in Palmdale which is about two hours from

where we are right now by the way we're at the Jordan Family Broadcasting Live from the

Jordan Family Classic Car Museum in Santa Ana you're welcome to stop by

but took some dirt bikes up to Palmdale which was about two hour drive and then 30 more minutes

maybe 45 more minutes up to I forgot what it was called but god it was the best riding

dirt bike like real trail riding hard it was not it was not for beginners it was

it was some of the wildest stuff I've ever done but if you're in California and you're a dirt biker

where's a place down closer to Orange County that has riding like that because there's

mountains all over the area I mean you see them in the horizon that I don't have to drive

two and a half hours to get to call in 800-800-7234-800-800 radio because I left my KTM

down here I brought one out to California it's at the shop

or give me the van office in Anaheim and I want to start riding when I'm out here

but I don't want to do a five-hour round trip drive to get to the trails

so I bet there's some people out here that can let me know 800-800-7234

JD what's in the news we've got anything um well you know I see something here that

Bobo had on the run teenage girls tore up a Wendy's in New Jersey oh man what a crazy deal

yeah cut four hold on a minute and I don't know what the deal was John but like they broke out the

drive-thru window and they're reaching inside and throwing stuff at the workers and it's just

we actually have video to go with this if you want to see it jcwshow.com and flip it on there for

our stream police in New Jersey have charged three suspects in a big brawl brawl at Wendy's

the three ladies were on video breaking through the drive-thru windows or he can have it

having just a good old time here's some folks from the community reacting to the footage

I've never seen a video with such a violence and destruction in my life I kind of get depressed

about seeing young people just do that they're young they made a mistake they need to be corrected

blown up to it apologize and move on that's absolutely uncalled for should never happen

it's crazy man it's just what in the world is going on with people they're just going

into the drive-thru and just grabbing stuff and throwing things at the attendance I mean that's

just it's kind of it's almost spoiled brat like behavior what we're missing in the video that

we're watching thank goodness there's no audio with it because they're just screaming obscenities

right right and left well that's what I wanted to hear what we don't see in the video is that

apparently one of them tried to crawl in the window at one point because she keeps saying

hand me my crock give me back my crock give me my crock okay so she lost the shoe in there

and they are pissed off black white latino or other I mean the video is pretty obvious pretty obvious

but what do you think John yeah just from the story where were they

this was New Jersey New Jersey where New Jersey Puerto Rican Puerto Rican Puerto Rican

well no no no no maybe no not even maybe veranian no not not not Iranian no no no why

just go to the jcd we'll let's just leave it at that look let's leave it here we have another

we have another fast food rage this guy's a Taco Bell customer profanity filled rage so John will

be happy about a rapper getting stuck to his case idea what the hell is wrong with people

so you get a rapper stuck to your case idea so what do you do flip on your camera

and scream about it and then put it up on social media the guy is a rapper like pre-k

no a rapper around his case idea try to follow John it's taco bell okay case idea the rapper that

goes around it's stuck to his case idea and damn if he's melted into the paper is he angry

hey i i feel him i hope he got them good oh my god change these rappers to where you can open the

son of a without it ripping the case idea open multi-million dollar company y'all got these moisture

locking sacks that is a georgia accent that is a georgia accent that would be a white guy from

georgia survey says yeah maybe if a taco bell throws you you should probably just stay home

it's taco bell let's cover other races and religions um the irish politician that sounds

like a jamaican uh is that real yeah this is very strange she's a politician has gone viral on many

people's tiktok accounts in the Caribbean because he his irish accent really just sounds

like a jamaican guy listen to this fella cut number two something in this government ever

stand up and take a responsibility for their job he brought only no shiny booklet it looks great

140 pages 110 of them are ten less the problems where we have a crisis in emergency year of government

finna get 15 years finna file 11 years all these problems 140 pages for what are you tiktok

we're all fools over here because they tell you this we're not fools we know what's happening

that's irish yeah i want to punch that guy in the mouth and i haven't even seen him yet

blood clot this sounds like he's saying punch him in the taco bell guy i thought that was really

weird but you know what the deal is about that john in colonial days many of the irish were colonized

along with a lot of other people to the west indies to work in the sugar fields and things and

you know a lot of jamaicans learned their english as a second language from the irish

no idea yeah and that's why a deep dark real irish accent like that sounds kind of jamaican to you

and me i got you now can you see the freckles on jamaicans okay usually yes the answer is yes if

you can get a naked you can okay speak and then this other thing you've got here is what if you

pressed two for you know everybody everybody's called and had to press one for english two for

spanish well i never pressed the two because i don't want to speak spanish it's hilarious these

people called the washington state department of licensing and they if you press two for spanish

you'd think you'd get somebody going bueno right maybe speaking spanish yeah nope you got english

don't you think they say ola yeah not bueno bueno aloha i was back on taco taco bueno uh you

but instead you get this cut number three please press one for english

thank you for calling the department of licensing for assistance with schedule in a driver licensing

office appointment cancelling and existing appointment or questions about an upcoming

appointment please press one all of the colors please stay in the line thank you i mean it's

like a i english sounds like babo's fake mexican deal it sounds like speedy gonzalez to me a i english

with with an a i hispanic accent but what they did do that right now well do what we can call up

the yeah you could do it but okay i'm gonna press two then you answer boop beep thank you for calling

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movie world is going to columbia bueno oh see told you point out come back around it's horrible that's

terrible that's funny jeff and arlington you're in the air yeah how you doing good you're on the air

uh huh yeah all right bye jeff thank you for calling ricky um you're on the air

yeah john there's a four section or v section in azusa canyon and that's that's a nice area a lot

of riding a lot of riding 39 which is beach beach boulevard but it goes all the way

okay for it or such thank you you can't miss it all right thank you stop by if you're around here

we're at uh we're at um jordan family classic cars yep and uh corolla's race cars all that paul

Newman collection i think there's 15 of them they brought them in last week from rino and that's

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Daniel in pennsylvania what's on your mind

uh yeah uh uh did you know that uh monday uh uh ran shot two ballistic missiles towards israel

and jordan shot him down i bet you anything brahman can't do that buddy jimmy hindricks

didn't jimmy hindricks sing a song like that i shot him down shot him down to the ground

i forgot um larry in norlands what you got

hey i got uh 1972 nova okay 15 are you a bully 38 but nope i think novice i think novice are bully

cars like everybody that bullied me drove a nova oh boy i'm not a bully okay did you ever watch

death proof by quintin tarantino and kurt russell was in it no i did he drove a nova with a skull on

the hood and he was a bully but that has nothing to do with your car let's talk about your car

okay so it's a ss it's a real numbers ss real numbers matching numbers 350 in it

it's gold with black interior on a scale of one to ten how nice is it

perfect ten eleven twenty five grand brought it to car shows uh i brought it to car shows the

first place top no i can prove all that to you need it twenty five grand

uh thank you have a good day okay you're okay in my book i bet you're fifty dollars

you're still there now you hung up yeah in my book that's no good no good

well i just sold the same car for 27 but john actually happens to have a book but he's not

a bully though pam right i love that movie man that was kind of a bully exit yep yep very much he

just proved he hung up before he could cuss me totally proved your point that's you ought to learn

some telephone manners mr nova uh huh well speaking of the iranian war i think we should have reverend

charles on to pray for us oh yeah that's a good idea that's a great idea here he is

look at what he's wearing today my lord what a shiny ass shoes right there very nice what did you

pull up in your band's dog are you driving the rolls today he's got a caddy out there no i'm in the

forward today i gotta go pick up some pot of soil for mr man kate pot and soar so i'm driving the

forward pot and soar uh y'all making fun of my uncle sam soup yeah you're kind of dressed up

different that's because i'm fired up brother shiny fired up for the lord for the lord fired up for

the united states of a america that's united states of america to you and me okay brothers i heard

what you said john i will i will do the the righteous privilege to you my friend of praying for

you but not only i do i want to pray for you and for your friends i'm also going to pray for some

other individuals i want to remind you about praying with me now dear lord dear lord john clay wolf

is the man without a state a man all alone on the west coast looking for a place to ride a little

moseckel and they brought his wife with him too he did he did and she's a lovely gal very lovely

pray for her too because she had to live with john clay all the time but you know in this time

a war and people not getting along slang and missile back and forth they got a tomahawk missile

which i find somewhat politically incorrect beside the point but you know those iranian people over

there they brothers and sisters too you know and they're acting a little bit dumb playing with

missiles like that all the time but you got to think about also when i ran they had a lot of

camels sure you know yeah because all the arabic people love the camel they didn't and the camel they

did a dad burn saying to nobody and they get blowed up with missiles that ain't no good no and if they

get rid of itola which as a christian man i would not be against that all though i respect freedom

religion and you should too brother if they get rid of itola and go back to a most secular

system of government then the ladies can take those b suits off and show they harrah because

they have beautiful harrah you know a pluto tv is pluto tv i'm watching pluto tv the other day

lord held and they were showed the documentary about iran before the i told to come sure it was

run by the shawl iran correct everybody was rich yep and the women was beautiful they even got

naked sometimes and they shouldn't do that lord forgive them they were in bathing there was

beautiful beautiful women they got little dogs and cats living in the yard the kids are smart

educated they drive good cars lord maybe if we give the i told us a little time out

for a while okay jesus sake amen pray we praise god praise god jesus and the camels too and the

donkeys and the donkeys iranian donkeys ain't got to be miserable thank you lord thank you lord thank you

lord very nice praise god praise god man you said that i ran as arabic they're farsi aren't they

reverend well they're not i mean they're no taller than nobody else

thank you reverend charles i got a nephew that's 22 years old and he got the farsi

does he doesn't know yes he does yes he does and he still looked like he middle school child

and he never grow tall and four foot one no you got the farsi you got the farsi

but he's smart yeah he can't work the counter at wendy's because he can't reach the cash register

because it's short and in tennessee good morning you're on the air hey how are you doing good

hey i was i've seen your reels on when you were up in covington and just wondered were you ever able

to buy anything off of the vast car lot that he had oh the don baskin thing uh we made a deal

for 20 000 on one car and he didn't make good on it and if you watch the long-term video he also

offered to pay for our time and travel up there since uh he right well i made him good offers on the

cars it made sense and he agreed and he wouldn't sell them right in a he sound but i saw that he

wanted to sell them but he didn't right he never paid me for my travel and he didn't

sell me the car that he promised we made it we shook hands on on tape and then his ex-wife

called me about a week later and she wanted to tell me some stories and i haven't got to tell

those stories yet because i'm still wondering if he's gonna pay me but if you don't pay me i'm

damn sure gonna tell him i just when you when you walked in and saw all that i a guy that

deals in cars all the time i can't imagine what your first opinion of what you saw

my first opinion was most of those cars he bought off every broke son of a bitch in a 300 mile radius

that needed a cash loan what well i mean i i know none of them were so ready but they looked like

they were pretty there's some drivers he's got some good ones he's got some good one yeah but

there's a lot of norms in there he gave he gave three four five grand for a lot of that stuff

stuff most yeah well well i appreciate it i just wondered if you were ever able to buy anything off

thank you craig san anna california good morning you're on the air

hey how you guys doing yes i'm in san anna and i hear you guys are too correct

yes at the jordan family classic car collection something's called if you put in like on your

maps they put jordan family car classic car and hot rod haven yeah big ass building oh yeah absolutely

it is a museum and they will clip you for 15 bucks at the door not a problem i'm just gonna tell you

how old are you gotta figure out how bad you want to see me i like to drive around and i get none

of it if i was getting some of it it'd be 75 all right we'll be here for a little while come on

down but uh yeah adam kroll abroad is a newman car race car collection in here and um but it does

cost money to run this place so they have to charge visitors i get it i get it i get it 800 800 7234

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is what that spells out on your keypad year make model miles average rougher clean year

make model miles average rougher clean give pre-k the phone screener the information and

i will take you to the air and i'll bid your car on the radio right now i prefer to deal with serious

sellers and not crackhead dreamers to tell you the truth because these guys these 20 000 cars that

you want 54 i mean i can't give it to stay in business i can give the money we buy 800 cars

a week used to be a thousand during covid now it's 800 cars a week is the market change we buy a lot

of cars and we don't get a lot of cars bought if we don't pay a lot and we pay a lot but there is a

market on it there's a reality market on it so if you are like in the middle of trading one in

or you're seriously thinking about selling one and you've done the facebook marketplace thing

and you're asking too much is probably what happened you wonder why it didn't sell i'll

put it on the money but i'll write a check send the wire get you paid you don't believe me ask reverend

charles be right back i'm worth more am i worth more yeah i'm worth a whole lot more you know what

you're right at give me the vin dot com you are worth more and your car's worth more and we want

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hundred radio this is the john clay wolf show the chat room is saying on our youtube stream you can

go to jcwshow.com that there are folks in the parking lot out here slamming beers with crab

yeah somebody said i just slammed a beer with crab he's so cool all right if you want to slam

beers with crab come to the jordan family classic car collection in santa anna california that's where

crab will be slamming beers um bunny 2020 gmc terrain with 150 000 miles um probably three

sorry correct 100 she has 113 000 on it that's way better that changes i was yeah i was fixing

to hurt your feelings all right and it shall leave all right five grand okay man go to give me the

vin dot com loaded up paul and dallas 09 maxima with 186 yes it wants wants 2,500

yeah or that's just really not my bag dog i mean it's just a car that brings like

mike what's this car bring two grand yeah i'll say 2,500 maybe so it might bring that maybe

so i'd have to ship it and pay a selfie and clean it pay a buyer 100 to buy it handle paul

do the title transfer you know paul paul probably give 1500 for it maybe 17

okay sounds good thanks yep thanks yep

um rob in newport beach california good morning

good morning guys hey i was just curious did you have anything going on in walnuts springs the

first weekend of may just come in may i know that there's a bike rally kind of thing i believe

that's i don't know if that's the first weekend or not but we'll always be out there doing some

the last sunday of every month i'm doing a cars and coffee it's grown already this will just be the

this will be the third month of it cars coffee and quesadillas and we're going to have to do the

roadhouse and the cantina across the street because the last time there was a line out the

door at the cantina so we're going to which is exactly what we want right but we need to

incorporate the roadhouse too so we can uh feed everybody

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hey turley do we have a white black latina or other in the can

yes we've got one ready to roll when you are let's do that in a minute i want to do britney

spears first did you know she got drunk and got popped yes all that story got right here for

prostitution what no no no no no considering we're on in california right now no we're hoping

no i'm just kidding no she was dwi oh my god it's not what dwi stands for

hey it's brenny everybody's here hey brenny my god look hello sound like hannah oops she did it again

yes she did hold on i'm like how hard have you seen me dance with the knives i had i was the knife video

dangerous dangerous britney they shouldn't shave your hair off like you did wow

oh you're scared you're scared dangerous britney

oh my god cops saw her black bmw reported driving her radically at a high rate of speed

wednesday night about nine o'clock cops are mean cops are so mean they said you appeared to show

those that say her signs of impairment my cops were mean and pretty they were pretty they were

so pretty california and they put their sirens on with the lights going right i was dancing the

back seat with handcuffs on it's hot at the first time oh my god i got horny did you really

all right stop wow wow put the knives down i like knives that's how you do anyway i got a big

chicken i had to stay angel heard about a long time it's like 45 minutes it was 22 minutes 45 okay i stayed

over for a good behavior thank you britney thank you britney just in timberlake came and got me out

i stayed with him 45 minutes too because that's how long as he can laugh he's a disney boy it's pretty

thank you britney thank you oh my god that poor girl yeah i mean i know they just i feel sorry for her

down deep i mean they just ruined why who ruined her her family well yeah okay well i mean i mean

you know i mean she she was she was just wound up like a toy and and turned into a worldwide

celebrity and they pushed her pushed her pushed her handled her handler handler she went nuts

she just went smooth as nuts she popped she cracked surprised she hadn't killed herself

something changed somewhere you remember when she made the movie and she did saturday night live

and she sang that really soft ballad and played piano and everything no and like i thought wow maybe

she's going to be a really serious artist yeah nope nope it's not her fault did she was a puppet

and she's a play toy and she cracked and snapped and that's one of the sadder celebrity stories

and it's not going to end well lineman and stratford oh stratford are you are you there

yes sir i am okay what's your question women know what men want okay and i'd like to know what

women want poontang and pizza um what you want to know what women want right poontang and pizza

i mean men they want you to go all the way they want you to they want to crack you to where you're

completely mr perfect and do everything by the book perfectly and then once you get to that point

then they have conquered you and they will leave you well i won't take them to church

so you're you're better off not knowing because then you'll do it and then she'll leave you

800 800 7234 800 800 wow right you're giving was that was was that a downer yeah a little bit

was it true yeah a little bit in many occasions yes sir okay oh man oh you ready for somebody

called me yesterday and said um oh that this whole sailor guy that used to work for us

and he's in tennessee he's why the hell do so many people do business with him why do they like him

i said because he pays too much money with other people's money so they take advantage of him and

he's taken advantage of his money source until it dries up they don't like him they just like

the money use it yeah they like money sure and and that guy was like man i've been thinking about

this for like a year and you just summarized it and nine words one said it's right yeah it's that easy

you turn that dude's money off and nobody gives a damn about him absolutely but he didn't have

any money he used everybody else's money having money and having contact with money is almost

the same thing the man with the money with the man with the experience for an investment

or the man with the experience got the man with the money to invest

and after that went awry like it always does now the man with the money has the experience

and the man with the experience has his money praise god that's simple you may need to make a

list of all the things people have asked you to the other thing cars people that have asked you

to invest like earlier tonight i got one to you to buy him a tuna boat in oregon yeah i mean you must

get i'm seriously considering that in investment all right okay bubba gump okay bubba gump hey it looks

just like the jaws boat john it does hey there's someone else that wrote us a letter and wanted us

to do something with a boat or something did i see that on the run oh surely sometime a boat

i don't think that's what we were that's the one we were talking about yeah people

people send me their inventions really like what like you know how to turn steam into gasoline okay how to

make you know both cow patties into hamburgers i'm making up stuff but just just wild things

but they want you to invest yeah right now you get on the radio and you talk about you know

how about this and how about that people think you got this money in a big old big old paycheck

now i buy cars and i turn them and i turn them back into money they start with the check they turn

into metal and they turn back into it there you go and we flip it very quickly and radically but it

still takes a ton of money to do it right it's not like jen clampett money in the bank of Beverly

Hills it's called you know equitable cash flows what john's got going for him right right it comes

it goes business it grows yep right equitable it takes a it takes a it takes a ton to do it

no doubt you have you have this week's inventory that you're selling so we'll have 800 cars on Wednesday

and in thursday in chicago and uh oh we'll start the radio show in chicago by the way next week on

a really good sports station we baby chicago and then but then you have another set of inventory

that's on trucks coming that's paid for and there's another set of inventory that's in the shop

getting reconditioned so you're kind of running three sets of inventory so if you take the

total sales from that one week you need that much money times three plus incidentals it is it's very

capital intensive business and we make three percent margin net and it's a bitch wow you want to get

you want to hear something funny this is is pretty cool a guy made i caught this on tiktok a guy made

a fake zoom meeting okay like an one and a half this year actually i don't think it was three

go ahead sorry like a fake zoom meeting okay several people from work during a zoom meeting

i've seen it and he plays all the parts and he's he's got his face made up to look like different

people and does the voices and everything and the way some of the people are talking about

we've all been in the zoom meeting with management people that talk you know hey man run

that up the flag bowls you follow salutes you know that kind of corporate crap that's so

everybody except the last guy is kind of corporate there's one guy kind of like you and me

at the top right of the screen yeah and i think this is hilarious cut number 10

and you are sort of up against this shrinking opportunity aperture right i do want to underscore

that anything we want reflected in february performance needs to materialize today we are at

the posterior edge of the multi-velocity corridor is there an alternative strategy where we can

functionally push february to march right no that's fire go ahead uh nothing for me i'm good

i read a thing where elon mus said to his people i don't want any more anachronisms

just say what the hell it is if we have to use our internal jargon to communicate we're not

communicating right he said we're not having meetings to have meetings and if you're in a

meeting that's over five minutes and it's not making sense or you don't think you're benefiting

from it you need to get up and leave even if it's an internal meeting i like that guy

yeah it's kind of wise he's a good he's a real son of a bitch very wise and then he said we have

30 seconds yeah 30 seconds we don't have okay so we'll do black white latino rather when we get back

in a figure out who committed the crime that's always a fan favorite it's not always a program

director's favorite at the radio station yeah but it sure does make the people happy we'll be back

in a minute my name's john clay wolf the john clay wolf show we're here at the jordan family

classic car and hot rod museum in santa ante california they are open cars are on display

we've got some listeners here we we we we let let them hear let them hear you see we got some people

here there's human beings here where's adam corolla i don't know call him i'll give you his number

oh that would be a good gig i could give mike august's number out on the air that'd be funny

remember when that guy sent me a d pic and i said i'd get his number out on the radio

everybody sent him texted him that that was fun we'll be back in a minute

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world's biggest son of a bitch hey man i don't always drink beer but when i do make mine a

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hey dude in el paso with the corvette that was on hold for a while i was just fixing to take you

right as you hung up but uh i'll give 15 grand for the car just check it in to um go to give

me the vinn dot com load it up you can run it out there to our inspection center in el paso

and i need to verify that it's a good one at 01 corvette with 20 which 15 is all of it so

it's got to be a good one and i'll buy it give me the vinn dot com that's where you go

okay let's do what we've been waiting for all this time it's that time you are now about to

witness the strength of street knowledge oh yeah everybody's favorite game show white black latino

or other i'm a read a crime story and y'all just give me the general vibe okay y'all y'all ready

yeah let's get it this week we got a big baller fraudster our suspect is a former nightclub dj

that was down on his money you know the music game don't pay like it should so this guy could have

defrauded anybody but he went for a big fish the airline industry oh our suspects slung over

six white thousand subpar airplane components and parts with false paperwork to make them look

like the real deal maybe that's what's been going on with bowing late white some components were tested

and fell the hell apart and the scheme unraveled and our guy was caught with jet fuel on his hands

in the 53 million dollar lick authority said he endangered public safety worldwide on an

unimaginable scale but was he white black latino or other wow white and john's just throwing it

out there huh big money huh well i mean i've been around airplane shops a lot i know exactly what

he's talking about so like an air conditioner in my plane the compressor cost like five grand

and it is the exact same part number to the t of a 72 Lincoln town car continental

uh so but it's been blessed and it's got that certification tag on it so it makes it worth more

that there's plenty of parts that are interchangeable these are you by salvage plane parts and you've

got to get them recertified so it sounds like this guy was recertifying he was forging the

certifications on correct right yep yep yep i i've seen a lot of these guys and most of them

were white i'm gonna go with other because i think he was probably from a foreign country

because this happened all over the world so i think he's russian or something yeah i'm kind of going

that way but more like maybe iranian because they throw parts together like they built they took

cruise ships they built warships out of him yeah so i think he's kind of throwing something

yeah that's why i'm going iran i was i was thinking russian before you said it dude

some old soviet national yeah that's what it is lithuanian probably white dumbass i know

it's kind of other because when we think white we think white american so i'm going to go with

so as a white russian it's a delicious drink white you need a little kalua what's the difference

so if she orders a white russian yeah that means she's easy if she were orders a white

zenvendale it means she's really right and we'll throw up in your car all right so the boats are in

pre-k all right not not quite you know a white russian uh our suspect is jose alejandro zamora

irala aka santa militia a 38 year old venezuelan techno dj six to 56 months you know what we missed

is the techno dj yeah yeah that part yeah did you throw the word techno dj in your description

he was a club dj club i said former nightclub dj yeah i figured techno was a giveaway

techno would have helped we all we would have really bit we would have really guessed he was

russian then yeah all right it's a good one that's a good round he's a light skin latino then

a lot of spanish a lot of spanish influence there i think he's a texan or lake he's the accidental racist

mani and el paso did you hear the shout out i gave you a minute ago

i did it i was on the phone i'll give 15 grand for the vet uh loaded into gimmetheven.com

i've got an inspection station out there in el paso i need to make sure the car's super duper nice

at 15 grand that car was mass produced between 97 and like what oh three that body style there's a lot

of them out there they're not worth tall money um you got it you've got 20 000 miles on it

i'll give 15 grand if it's a good one 15 all right appreciate it job played load it up into

gimmetheven.com thank you sir 800 800 7234 800 800 radio um grad in california there

yeah i saw that i was talking about dirt family how you doing good i was talking to i was talking

earlier about where to ride dirt bikes in so cal that's not as far i went to the saddle back

mountains like a range or hills or something north of palm dale thursday and it was about a

two and a half hour drive um and it was incredible but i come to california a lot and i'd love to

and i've got my ktm down here now and i'd love to go ride into somewhere closer

uh by orange by orange is there any good area over there what's it called uh there's a place

we go to it's called roger flat we call it texas canyon and it's just out to the 14 off of the

5 stand handling boulevard okay 14 uh it's it's uh it's a really good area they got

they got different places you go we we go in the back and we head for the the bar and stuff

is a it's a a walk in that we that they call it we go over to i'm kind of a

i'm more of a rider than you would expect an old cripple guy to be

and um and if any of you guys out there are like serious riders single track riders uh go to

go to gmtvgarage.com and click email john because i want to go with someone that knows the

terrain and can you know an intermediate expert riders that really know where they're going

because i don't i don't i don't i don't that's what we do we're uh we're good riders we

we we like the single track we don't want to deal with the side by side and all that stuff

and uh usually our rides take pretty much most of the day so we're we're not we're not pit riders

we don't ride around the pits and all that stuff and sure you want to hook up one third

you know we we can take you out there and and it's a lot of fun you know what i mean oh it's

the best it's it's it's it's the most fun you can have your clothes on

yeah yeah that's for sure go to go to gmtvgarage.com if you don't mind and um

and send me your number and i will uh next time i'm down here i've got my bike at the

at our uh give me the vent office and an anaheim and um i'd love to go riding with you guys

all right thank you sir 800 800 7234 how are we doing on time doctor two minutes two minutes all

right how um what else we got we have a a guy that died this week i know your favorite

singer songwriter john neil sedaca oh yeah died at 86 very nice died yeah he actually had

including 14 number one songs he had seven decades of hits including these little denny's

got number seven six days seven seven that's what it says here that's mud rescue whoops

i don't think that's gonna be try six i don't know mud rescues from last week

let's just go through them all turley sevens mud rescue whoops there's no nine or eight there's a

i'm sorry what do you call that well what's that term is a mud hen hold on let me do there's two

sevens actually ah there you go

yeah

there you go my mom had that 45 man bad blood bad blood with elton john yeah

86 well john time to say goodbye oh you know we're gonna come back for a minute

let's keep rolling for the next segment just i think um yeah so yep we'll be right back

from the wolf radio studios it's time for the john clay wolf show call john toll free

cheap bastards 1800 radio now john clay wolf

crab are you there oh shoot i knocked it off uh oh what oh can you all hear me yes yeah you're live

on the air okay good crab are you there you don't hear anything nothing at all music okay well

that's fine but you don't hear yourself is what you're saying okay keep talking bud hello hello

you're testing there you can i hear you can you hear you hello good morning all right we got

steve crab long time jay he's here in the studio he's gonna play jeopardy with us oh oh boy wow

yep here we go all right i used to be good at this game all right what's our what what are our

uh yeah we're at the jordan family classic car collection of san anna uh

what is our categories today remember you got to say ding ding ding to get in there crab

yesterday's time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own john clay wolf show crew

categories we got them first category is persuasive selling identify these products

by their advertising slogans and category two secret country music lesser known artists stories

and songs from the heartland ready to play jeopardy here we go category one question one

this storied american daily publication proclaimed on the top of each front page it published all the

news that's fit to print ding ding ding crab what you got crab people as incorrect good lord all the

news that's fit to print been there for more than a hundred years all the news that's fit to print

i've heard i can hear the slogan jady ryan what is the new york times that is correct

question two this alternative culture magazine borrowed a bit from the new york time slogan claiming

it would offer all the news that fits one more time boss this alternative culture magazine

borrowed a bit from the new york time slogan claiming it would offer all the news that fits

it's alternative culture jet or ebony magazine that's incorrect you're you're thinking the right

direction though just a little more white correct answer is what is rolling stone magazine all the

news that fits fellas got it question three one of america's longest running delivery services

has for decades used a slogan that asks what can brown do for you the name jady ryan yes

sorry what is your yes that's correct you did not united post service that's correct there's a slight

delay the california to texas connections oh well as long as we got a usable excuse that's the main

game john into category replay that are we good enough for we can just replay that

hell no we're good enough to write in a category two here we go question one this current outlaw

country singer avoids conventions by performing his own music his own way like ding ding ding

stop don't don't don't hang williams that is incorrect he plays his own music his own way

like his father the only member of the high women not named willy nelson johnny cash or chris

christopherson ding ding ding ding uh they do they live alone pre-k pre-k who is hank williams two

that's incorrect no ding ding ding is wayland jenny that is correct thank you oh hey he's on the

board everybody followed noted by his son shooter jenny's question two this so i gave myself a

mark earlier i think did i already get one you got one yeah yeah you just told it you got two now so

i wouldn't say i got two thank you okay question two this so-called red dirt poet created a tide of

texas country music in the 80s with signature classics like high planes jamboree gringo honeymoon

and the road goes on forever ding ding ding who's robert url king that's correct robert url

wow question three country singer bonnie owens who was married to buck owens until their divorce

had a much more fruitful personal and showbiz relationship with this groundbreaking country

singer the performer of classic songs swinging doors sing me back home and mama tried ding ding

i'm gonna go with you crab jerry lee louis no you're wrong crab for god's sakes man we

travel answer a lot of questions but not right never right who is merrill haggard that is correct

probably the best friend merrill haggard ever had was bonnie owens into the bonus round y'all ready

ready jcw is up four to one everybody okay thank you thank you questions from category one this

airline invites prospective travelers to fly the friendly skies ding ding ding did he run united

who is your maddie airlines that's incorrect what pre-k who's on line three screen him please

it's not united no tw eight that's incorrect i can't believe y'all don't know this you can't just

rattle off every airline on the internet if you if you rattle off one more you'd probably get it

john i just ding ding ding who is american airline that is correct that is not correct

fly the friendly sky i'm telling you it's united airlines i'm telling you wikipedia tell me you're

wrong period you're wrong well i i said united cry me a river cry you river hold on hold on i feel

his pain because y'all do this to me too i'm telling you it's from the united airlines

the friendly skies we can find this out very simply always checking chat what does it say

united airlines no i could hear the jingle in my head it was created in 1965 by the leo

bernett agency the tagline was designed to make the airline seem more personal warm and welcoming

united airlines jady gets it guys unbelievable well i stand corrected apologies jady's only

down by one now alex you need to quit drinking so much whiskey before the wheel fortune i said

i stand corrected thank you next question this computer company who acquired the failing

compact company in 2002 has since used the slogan keep reinventing

what ding ding ding okay grab lo rielle

i mean he's making products pre-k my question is that crystal on line three no it's not okay

it's screened okay thanks sir thanks sir thanks sir um computer company who acquired the failing

compact company in 2002 ding ding ding john gateway computers that's incorrect i was close

everybody owned one of these compact sold to apple ding ding ding oh god that's a different

operate system if you son of a bitch dude you're getting a del it's a del it's incorrect it's still

incorrect their ceo ran for president against donald trump a few years ago in the republican

primary she was a smart lady so feel loren wearing lori al no right the answer is culott packard

keep reinventing isn't a del a big white woman no question three she used to be big now she's

skinny and curvy what product do you think of instantly when you hear the phrase plop plop fizz fizz

oh what a brother alka cells alka cells sir i'm giving it to crab he didn't ding but he's a little

he's yeah he's been drinking in his autism is going up when he's not touchy he's a little touched

all right so grab some of the board right there buddy two all right in the category two barbara

mandrell's number one hit i was country when country wasn't cool got a little help from a guest vocal

from this country music legend dang dang dang jadie who is george jones that's right the old

hey are these doubles or singles that's doubles he is in the lead now he's do blaze i've got i'm

showing six on mine but i'm of course you are car man's counting his own points again right

and our very last question category two this trailblazing crossover country artist

made a big splash as a singer songwriter and was named one of the most promising actors of 1979

after appearing as quarterback seth digging grab cricks christopherson that's incorrect

after appearing jadie who is mac davis that's correct mac davis north dallas 40 north dallas 40

wow dang dang dang i think first time in 19 years those were way harder than i have wanted them to be

yeah and i actually i actually didn't incorrect answer on there that's okay and if y'all would have

given me the proper ding it would have been a time oh dear god you lost because you never went

right huh let it go you win all the time john i want to talk to somebody who who doesn't lie

thank you boys brenda and long reach good morning you're talking to yourself

hey hey hey hey what you got uh 1964

skylar convertible okay 1964 skylar convertible uh average rougher clean

very clean have you had a good done do what have you had a good done no stop it turley he's just

playing he's just playing drops that's not real brenda

jeez john why do you want to know that stop it y'all stop doing that

um there's no that the interior is maculet

um the exterior is in very good condition to dark blue with the white uh convertible

convertible no tears really good condition

uh i bought i sold two of those three weeks ago it's not a gs is it a grand sport because

that's a different animal if it is i don't know i'm gonna bet it's not i would think you would

know if it was and if it's not i sold one on bring a trailer for 11 five because i couldn't get out of it

at the auction at my regular auction and actually i had 11 five of my regular auction i sent

for the same price i'd give 10 grand for that car no i just got too much sentimental

nothing for that so you'd sell out your sentiment for money no not really i i just i was i'm kind of

going back and forth whether i should sell it or give it to my son

what are the memories of grand paul worth so at what price do you sell out

your family and friends

probably not i think i was just trying to get an idea and i'm probably not gonna sell it okay so if

i gave you 30 grand you wouldn't sell it yeah i think so okay well that's good because i wouldn't

give 30 grand but i was having fun playing with you okay all right thank you guys

the john clay wolf show has been a presentation of give me the vinn dot com from the westwood

one radio network join us again each and every saturday right here for the john clay wolf show

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