They’re talking about Barrett-Jackson, a big car auction where collectors bid on classic and interesting cars. The point is that auction results can hint at whether car prices are going up or down.
Concept
collector-car auction market pricing
The segment discusses how auction activity correlates with market movement—cars “bringing more money” in some locations. This is essentially supply-and-demand pricing in the collector-car space, influenced by regional attendance and the quality of cars offered.
Topic
Barrett in West Palm Beach (Palm Beach Fairgrounds)
They’re talking about buying cars at a collector-car auction in Florida. Different auction events tend to attract different types of cars and buyers.
The Volkswagen Bus is a type of van made by Volkswagen. Older versions are popular with collectors because they’re recognizable and useful. The podcast mentions a specific bus to describe what vehicles are being discussed or sold.
Diesel is a type of engine that runs on diesel fuel and usually pulls harder at low speeds. It can cost different amounts to maintain than a gas engine, especially because the fuel system and emissions equipment are different.
A box truck is a truck with a cargo “box” (enclosed rectangular body) for carrying goods protected from weather and theft. The length and height mentioned (18-foot box, 7-foot wide/tall) help determine what types of loads it can handle and how it fits in storage or loading areas.
The WRX is a sporty Subaru car that uses a turbo engine and drives all four wheels. People often change parts to make it faster, so it can be either mostly original or heavily modified. The podcast is asking whether a specific WRX is stock or modified for performance.
“Virgin” is slang in the car world for a car that’s largely unmodified—especially when it’s still in a factory-like state. It’s often used to signal low wear from hard use and higher collector/resale appeal.
They wanted to turn the car into something more suited for racing or track days. That typically means making it handle harder driving better, not just making it look faster.
A Volkswagen T2 is an older “hippie bus” from the late 1960s to early 1970s. It’s the kind of van people use for road trips because the back can be configured for sleeping.
Anheuser-Busch is a major beer company. In this story, they used the van to promote their Natty Light beer and even had it wrapped and branded for the promotion.
A vehicle wrap is like a big sticker/covering that goes on the outside of the vehicle for advertising. If you buy one that was wrapped, the previous owner may remove it to return the paint to normal.
“Body work” is fixing the outside of the car—like dents, scratches, or rust. When someone says they’ve had body work done, it usually means the car’s been repaired to look and stay in decent shape.
Term
T2s
“T2s” is slang for a Volkswagen Type 2—basically the classic VW bus/van. They’re saying you can find them for different prices depending on how much work has been done and how complete they are.
They’re saying not to include the box van in the comparison. A box van is usually a work/cargo vehicle, so it’s not the same kind of vehicle as what they’re trying to evaluate.
They’re saying a lot of these cars come from business fleets that were leased. Those cars usually rack up lots of miles and get sold off later, often at auction.
Concept
international community, the press
They’re talking about how news coverage and public opinion can turn a decision into a big controversy. It’s not really about cars directly—it’s about how events can affect the bigger system that cars depend on, like fuel and shipping.
Concept
20% of the world's oil comes through the straight
They’re talking about a major shipping route for oil. If that route gets disrupted, there’s less oil available, and prices can jump fast.
Concept
oil supply disruptions driving fuel prices
They’re wondering why gas prices rise even if only some of the oil goes to the U.S. The idea is that oil markets are global—if supply is tight anywhere, prices can rise broadly.
Concept
haul a thousand cars weekly
They mention transporting lots of cars regularly. If fuel and shipping costs change, it can affect how expensive it is to move cars around.
A 1963 Cadillac El Dorado is a classic American luxury car. People usually buy these for their style, comfort, and “old-school” Cadillac vibe rather than for performance.
The ELR is a Cadillac luxury car that uses both electricity and a gasoline engine. That means you can drive some distance using electricity, then use gas when needed. The podcast mentions it as a vehicle someone was interested in taking a look at.
Term
wonder bar
A “wonder bar” is an old-school power antenna on some classic cars. If it doesn’t work, the antenna won’t go up/down like it should, and that kind of detail matters to collectors.
Concept
auction coming up in Atlantic City
Atlantic City is referenced as the location for another classic-car auction, implying the seller is shopping the car through multiple auction events. In collector-car markets, where and when you auction can influence demand and final price.
They’re not talking about the real retirement plan here. They’re using “401K” like a nickname for a situation that drags on, and then they switch to a comparison about a really messed-up car that nobody wants to purchase.
The Strait of Hormuz is a narrow waterway that many oil tankers have to use. If it gets closed, it can make it harder to move fuel around the world, which can raise gas and energy prices.
Concept
distribution lines
Distribution lines are the power lines that bring electricity to homes and businesses. If they’re damaged, restoring power can take days or weeks because crews have to replace sections and make sure everything is safe.
A power plant is the facility that makes electricity. If something goes wrong there, it can be harder to fix quickly compared with repairing parts of the power grid.
A drone is a small flying device you can control remotely. Here it’s mentioned as a tool to look at or handle things without putting people right in the danger zone.
The Porsche 911 is a sports car made by Porsche. It’s known for how it drives and for having its engine in the back. The podcast brings it up as part of a story about the speaker’s life and interests.
“Autopilot” is a feature that helps a car drive more automatically. It doesn’t mean the car can safely do everything by itself—you still have to watch and take control if needed.
A “front trunk” is basically storage in the front of the car. It’s called a frunk on many electric cars because there’s no engine taking up that space.
Company
CarVan
CarVan is mentioned alongside CarMax as another buyer that could make an offer. The transcript doesn’t provide enough detail to confirm the exact company or what service it offers, but it’s clearly part of the “who might buy your car” pitch.
CarMax is a big used-car company that buys cars from people and then resells them. The host is basically saying they’ll compete with offers from that kind of buyer.
An executive order is a rule the President issues that guides how the government acts. It can impact different areas of life, including things that relate to cars and fuel.
The number of miles tells you how much the car has been used. More miles usually means more wear, so it’s smart to ask about maintenance records before buying.
A four-cylinder engine means the car has four cylinders that burn fuel to make power. It’s usually more efficient and cheaper to run than bigger engines, though it may feel less powerful.
The check engine light is a warning that the car’s computer found a problem. Sometimes it’s small, but it’s still worth checking with a code reader so you know what you’re buying.
“Two grand” is a negotiation price point that signals a budget buy where the buyer is likely weighing risk versus value. At this price range, buyers often rely heavily on inspection, maintenance history, and whether warning lights are present.
1LT is a trim level that indicates a specific equipment package within the Corvette lineup. Trim levels typically bundle features like interior materials, infotainment options, and appearance details.
Term
carbon flash
“Carbon Flash” is an option that gives the car a carbon-fiber-style look. It helps you tell exactly which version you’re looking at.
Term
round-effect package
This sounds like a specific option package that changes the car’s look or included features. When you’re pricing a used car, packages like this can make a difference.
Damage history means whether the car has been wrecked or had major repairs. It matters because it can affect safety and the car’s value even if it looks fine.
“Daily did” means the car was used as a daily driver—regular commuting and errands rather than occasional weekend use. Daily-driver usage can still be fine, but it usually increases wear items and makes maintenance history more important when you’re shopping.
They’re talking about how the car’s mileage changes the price. Generally, lower mileage cars cost more, but what’s “good” depends on the specific model and how well it was maintained.
“Sold for 52 grand” refers to the sale price of a used vehicle, which is a key part of how enthusiasts evaluate value and depreciation. In this segment, the host contrasts sale prices across cars with different mileage to show how mileage affects pricing.
“Needs paint” means the car’s body looks bad and needs repainting. That can lower the price, but it also means you might be able to fix it and sell for more if the underlying body is solid.
Miles are basically how much the car has been driven. Higher mileage usually means more wear, so it often lowers the price unless the car has been well maintained.
Instead of selling the car to one person directly, they’re planning to sell it at an auction. The price you get can be unpredictable because it depends on what other bidders decide.
GMTV auctions.com is referenced as the auction platform where the car will be listed. For buyers and sellers, the specific auction site matters because it affects who sees the listing and how the bidding process works.
Faded paint is a cosmetic condition that can reduce a car’s perceived value, especially in auction listings where buyers may expect a discount for reconditioning. It can also hint at sun damage or lack of recent detailing/clear-coat protection.
That means the car uses an automatic transmission, so you don’t shift gears manually. The host is saying the year/engine combo might not match what you’d expect.
“350s” means a 350 cubic-inch engine. It’s another common V8 size, and it matters because different engine options came with different transmission choices.
Changing or removing the back glass is a big modification. Even if the car looks nice, it can cause leaks or fitment issues, and it may reduce collector value because it’s not factory.
They’re talking about a rear-window area that’s been patched in a non-factory way—using a coating instead of real glass. That can keep water out for a while, but it’s usually not as durable or as weather-tight as the proper parts.
Truck bed coating is a thick protective spray/liner used to protect pickup truck beds from scratches and corrosion. Here, it’s being used as a substitute finish inside the rear window well area, which is unusual for passenger cars and suggests a makeshift repair.
An El Camino is a Chevy that looks like a car, but it has a small truck bed in the back. The host is saying this other car was turned into something similar.
“Cherry” is slang meaning the car is exceptionally clean, well-preserved, and close to original condition—often with minimal wear and no major modifications. In car listings and enthusiast talk, it’s a shorthand for “high condition” and “collector-friendly.”
Victory Red is a specific shade of red paint that’s strongly associated with classic Chevys. Mentioning it usually means the car’s color is a desirable, authentic-looking factory-style red.
Torque Thrust refers to a particular wheel design that many people associate with classic muscle cars. The host is saying the car has the right-looking wheels for that style.
Staggered wheels mean the back and front wheels aren’t the same size. Bigger wheels/tires in the back can help the car look right and sometimes improve traction.
“305” is the engine size (a V8) and “automatic” means it shifts by itself instead of using a clutch. It’s important because it tells you what kind of power and driving feel to expect.
Bed liner is a protective coating (often sprayed) used to shield surfaces from impacts, rust, and abrasion. Here it’s described as a makeshift solution after the back glass broke, and it helped preserve the interior by keeping weather out.
A drip rail is the part at the top edge of the car that helps keep rainwater from running into the cabin. If it’s bent or flattened, seals and window trim may not fit right and you can get leaks.
Reinstalling glass after body damage is more than just “putting it back in.” Window glass relies on correct alignment and intact sealing surfaces (like drip rails and gasket channels); if those areas are deformed, the glass may not seal properly or may be difficult to mount without leaks or wind noise.
The Sierra EV is a GMC pickup that runs on electricity. The podcast is asking what kind of motor it has, which matters because electric trucks can use different power setups. It’s basically trying to identify the exact electric drivetrain in that truck.
A GMC Sierra Grande is a version of the GMC Sierra pickup truck. The host is asking what engine it has and whether it’s a 4-wheel-drive truck or a simpler 2-wheel-drive setup.
Two-wheel drive means the truck only powers one set of wheels, so it usually isn’t as good for rough or slippery conditions. A long bed is the longer cargo area for hauling stuff.
If a car sits unused, it can develop problems just from time, not from driving. Things like old fluids and rubber parts can get worse, so you may need some basic catch-up repairs before it’s truly reliable.
Concept
catch-up maintenance
Sometimes a car looks rough because it hasn’t been cared for, but it’s still basically okay. Usually you start with the simple stuff—cleaning and checking the basics—before you spend money on bigger repairs.
“Brake pedals” are a wear-and-tear inspection point because pedal surface condition can hint at how hard a vehicle has been driven and whether maintenance has been neglected. Uneven wear or excessive looseness can also point to linkage or bushing issues.
The steering wheel can show wear over time. If it’s cracked or very shiny, it often means the car has been used a lot or sat in the sun. It’s one of the easiest things to check when judging overall condition.
“Gauges” refers to the instrument cluster indicators (speedometer, fuel/temperature, warning lights). Checking gauge condition and operation matters because non-working or inaccurate gauges can signal electrical issues or cluster problems that are costly to diagnose.
“Pop the hood” means opening the engine bay for inspection. On older vehicles, a quick under-hood look helps spot obvious issues like missing parts, fluid leaks, corrosion, or signs of prior repairs before deeper diagnostics.
The hosts are describing a condition-focused approach: evaluating wear items and cosmetic/functional details to estimate what it will take to restore or recondition a vehicle. For older trucks, small issues (interior wear, paint blemishes, pedal/gauge condition) often correlate with overall maintenance history and future repair costs.
Term
AC
AC means the air-conditioning system. It helps keep the inside of the truck cool and comfortable. If it’s the first year a truck has AC, that can be a big selling point.
The Camry is a regular, everyday car from Toyota. People like it because it’s practical and usually reliable. The podcast mentions it because it’s a common vehicle they deal with a lot.
The Suburban is a large SUV from Chevrolet. It’s made to carry lots of people and handle heavy use like towing. The podcast mentions it because it’s a vehicle they commonly deal with.
They’re saying that after cars get around 150,000 miles, people often move them to other places to keep using them. That changes what you should expect from the car and how much it’s worth.
“Limited edition” means it’s a special version with extra features compared to the base model. It can make the car more interesting to buyers, but you should verify what options it actually has.
Third-row seating means there are seats behind the back row, so more people can ride. It’s great for families, but it can reduce trunk space and make the car less convenient when you don’t need all the seats.
Term
200 miles
They’re talking about how many miles are on the vehicle. More miles usually means more wear, so it helps to know how it was maintained.
This is a Toyota Tacoma with the TRD package and a supercharger. TRD usually means it’s set up to be more performance/off-road oriented, and a supercharger helps the engine make more power.
“Double cab” is a pickup body style with two full rows of seats (front and rear) plus a rear door for passenger access. It typically offers more usable rear-seat space than a single-cab configuration.
Term
Rhino rims
“Rhino rims” sounds like a wheel upgrade or a particular wheel brand/finish. It usually means the wheels aren’t the basic factory ones.
The Tesla Model S is an electric car (no gas engine). It’s a popular Tesla model, and people often ask about things like mileage and condition before buying.
The Model Y is an electric SUV, meaning it runs on electricity instead of gasoline. People track things like how many miles it has because that affects wear and value. The podcast is asking how many miles a particular Model Y has.
When someone says a car is the “fastest,” they might mean its top speed or how quickly it gets up to speed. Different tests measure different results, so it helps to ask what kind of “fast” they’re talking about.
Jay Leno’s Garage is a well-known automotive media platform where Jay Leno showcases cars and interviews owners, engineers, and builders. Mentioning it suggests the speaker is talking about a notable, high-profile car acquisition or first exposure.
Concept
bust the blood vessels in your brain
That’s just a dramatic way of saying the car is insanely intense. They mean it feels so fast or forceful that it’s hard to believe.
“160 grand” is slang for $160,000, referenced as an early-market price. The context suggests the car was initially extremely expensive (possibly due to hype, scarcity, or limited availability).
The Cybertruck is an electric pickup truck made by Tesla. It’s known for its distinctive shape and for being powered by electricity. The podcast is talking about selling one for a very high price early on.
When a brand-new car is hard to find, the first buyers can pay way more than normal. Auctions can make that even more dramatic because people compete for the limited early cars. As more cars show up, prices often settle down.
“CTSV” is Cadillac’s high-performance version of the CTS sedan. A 2011 CTS-V is basically the faster, sportier version with a much stronger engine and suspension than the regular car.
They’re talking about a rare version of a fast Cadillac wagon that you can drive with a manual (stick shift). Because it’s uncommon, people tend to pay more for it.
They’re negotiating the price—about $40,000. In a car sale, the number matters, but so does getting paid promptly and making sure the deal matches the car’s condition.
They’re saying the car has expensive tires. New tires can help the car feel better and handle better, but you’d still want to check the brand and how much tread is left.
Even if tires are “new,” they can be considered “out of date” if they’re old in terms of tire age (rubber compounds degrade over time). Tire age is typically tracked by the DOT date code, and older tires can lose grip—especially in wet or cold conditions.
That phrase means the car originally came with a four-speed manual gearbox. It’s usually more desirable than an automatic because it’s more “driver-focused.”
Term
6.6
They’re saying the engine is roughly 6.6 liters. Bigger engines like this are part of why these cars feel strong and are considered classic muscle cars.
They’re describing the inside of the car as having velour fabric upholstery in red. Velour can look great, but it can also wear differently than leather, so condition matters.
The Grand National is a performance car from Buick. It’s known for being fast, and some versions are more valuable than others. The podcast mentions an ’82 Grand National as a specific car they’re dealing with.
The quarter mile is a common drag-racing test distance. If a car does “11 seconds in the quarter mile,” it means it covers that distance very quickly from a stop.
“67 Dodge Coronet 440” refers to a 1967 Dodge Coronet with the 440 engine option. The “440” designation typically means it’s equipped with a big-block V8, which is a key part of why these cars are sought after by muscle-car fans.
A “Trans Am” is a muscle car made by Pontiac. When someone says “78 Trans Am,” they usually mean a 1978 model year. It’s a classic car people buy and sell for its looks and collector appeal.
Concept
buying a car for a set price (30 grand)
They’re talking about agreeing on a price—like “30 grand”—before the deal is finalized. For older cars, the price often depends on how good the car is and whether it has the right parts and paperwork.
“Percentage off” means the seller or intermediary is offering a discount in percentage terms. It can also mean the person helping you gets paid based on the deal, so it’s worth clarifying exactly how their cut works.
“Title and keys” means the seller gives you the legal paperwork for the car and the keys so you can drive it. Before handing over money, you want to make sure the title is correct so you don’t get stuck with a problem car.
Concept
preparing a deal/package
They’re describing how they’ll organize everything needed for the transaction. Think of it like putting together the right info and pictures so the next step can happen quickly.
A VIN number is like a car’s fingerprint. It’s a unique code that lets you pull up the exact car’s details, so you don’t accidentally use info for the wrong vehicle.
Residential streets are usually where people walk, kids play, and cars should go slowly. Going extremely fast there is dangerous because it’s harder to stop in time.
The Toyota Supra is a popular sports car from Toyota. They mention it because the boyfriend’s Supra was involved, even though the woman driving wasn’t the owner of the car.
BAC is a number that tells how intoxicated someone is based on alcohol in their blood. The legal limit is usually much lower than what’s mentioned here, so it helps explain why the officer made an arrest.
SHO is Ford’s performance version of the Taurus. “89 SHO” means a 1989 Taurus SHO, and the host is talking about its mileage and what kind of money it might bring.
Even if someone quotes you a price, there are often extra costs that change what you actually pay. This part is basically about how fees can add up and affect the final deal.
A sale fee is an extra charge you pay on top of the car price. It can make the deal cost more (or pay less) than you’d expect from the sticker price alone.
This describes the final stage of a multi-vehicle purchase: negotiating terms and then completing the transaction. When deals take “three months,” it often means paperwork, inspections, pricing alignment, and logistics are all being worked through.
Concept
pump boys
“Pump boys” usually means guys who work around gas stations or pumping equipment. It’s more of a nickname than a specific car or car part.
The Corolla is a small, everyday car from Toyota. It’s known for being easy to live with and usually reliable. The podcast is just joking about how much the Corolla gets mentioned.
The F-150 Lightning is an electric version of the Ford F-150 pickup. It’s made to do truck jobs, but it uses electricity instead of gasoline. The podcast is bringing it up during a quick deal-focused segment.
When you buy a car from far away, you often have to pay to move it to you. That cost can be so big that it wipes out most of the money you thought you’d make selling it.
“Net” (net profit) is what’s left after all expenses—purchase price, shipping, and other costs—are subtracted from the sale price. Here, they’re emphasizing how thin the margin can be when you factor in real-world costs.
They’re saying the profit was tiny—about 1% of what they spent. That’s common in car deals when expenses add up or when the car’s condition isn’t what you expected.
If the seller exaggerates or hides problems, you can end up paying too much for a car that needs expensive fixes. That’s why it’s important to verify the car’s real condition before you commit.
“Pistol grip” is a nickname for a particular style of gear shifter. It’s shaped like a pistol handle and is commonly talked about with older muscle cars.
A “clone 440 swap” means the car has been modified to resemble a 440-powered Challenger, but it may not be the original engine that came with the car. Collectors often care because originality affects value, documentation, and how “matching” the car is.
A “six pack” means the engine uses three carburetors instead of one. On a 440, that’s a classic performance setup people chase for power and the right look.
Term
440 4-wheel
They say “440 4-wheel,” but it’s unclear what they mean. Challengers from that era usually weren’t four-wheel-drive, so this might be a mix-up or a reference to something about the wheels/stance.
Concept
restowed
They’re talking about the car being “restored,” meaning it was repaired and brought back to a better condition. Sometimes that’s mostly cosmetic, and sometimes it includes mechanical work too—so it’s worth asking what exactly was done.
“Numbers matching” means the important parts in the car are the original ones that came with it from the factory. Collectors usually pay more for that because it’s harder to fake and it’s more “original.”
They’re talking about a 1970 Dodge Charger with a big 440 engine and a “six-pack” carb setup. A six-pack is basically multiple carburetors working together for better airflow and performance, and collectors care a lot about whether it’s the original setup.
Car
68 Hemi
“68 Hemi” means a 1968-era car with a HEMI V8 engine. The HEMI engines are known for being powerful and collectible, and people often pay extra for the real, original engine.
Bo’s Mopar Garage sounds like a YouTube channel about Mopar cars. Mopar is a brand family known for performance cars, and the host is using the channel to talk about or sell vehicles.
Concept
attaching pictures
When selling a car, attaching clear photos is crucial because it reduces uncertainty about condition and helps buyers evaluate the vehicle quickly. It also supports transparency, which can prevent back-and-forth questions and lower the chance of disputes.
Sometimes websites or paperwork systems want the VIN in a specific format. With older cars, the VIN may not match perfectly, so the system shows extra zeros or says it’s not right. Entering it the way the system expects can help it get approved faster.
Most systems expect VINs to be 17 characters. If an older car’s VIN doesn’t match that format (or gets entered wrong), the system may reject it or flag it. That’s why people sometimes add zeros to make it fit the form.
Dirt bikes on trails means riding off-road on dirt and rocks, not paved roads. You need good traction and careful control because the ground can be slippery or bumpy.
Concept
Red Rock
Red Rock is a nickname for the red, rocky landscape you see in parts of the Southwest. Here, they’re talking about the type of scenery/trails they’ll be riding.
A Volkswagen Vanagon is a VW van that many people use like a camper. Here it’s brought up because the driver’s van had a serious problem and couldn’t keep running, so it likely needs help getting moved.
Single track means a narrow trail where you ride in a single file line. It’s usually rougher and more technical than normal roads, so you have to be more careful with balance and steering.
GoPro makes small cameras that you can mount on helmets or gear. People use them to record what the rider sees during action sports like off-roading.
Concept
short sold it
A short sale means you sell for less than you owe, and the lender agrees to accept that smaller amount. It’s usually done when the loan is “underwater,” so the owner wants out instead of continuing to pay.
Concept
foreclosure auction
A foreclosure auction happens when someone can’t keep up with mortgage payments, and the lender sells the property at auction. People bid on it, and the highest bid usually wins.
They’re emphasizing who owned the truck and that it was bought new. That kind of history can help people trust what they’re buying and can affect price.
They’re talking about how to figure out the real price a vehicle would sell for. The key is that “what it cost back then” usually doesn’t match “what it’s worth now.”
It’s like a show where experts tell you what something is actually worth. They look at details and condition, not just what you feel like it should cost.
Restoring a truck means fixing it up so it looks and runs a lot better than it does now. When people say it will cost a lot, it’s usually because old trucks often have hidden problems that show up during the repair.
“Windows beat out of it” and “hail done” describe severe weather damage—hail can dent panels and crack glass, while impact can break or deform window frames. For restoration, this usually means glass replacement and extensive bodywork to repair dents and align panels.
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Morning everybody, it's early in Texas, Florida, Georgia, South North Carolina.
And then we work our way up to the Mason Dixon line, good morning D.C.
And Philly, you jerky Joey bag of donuts, two horse prick. How the hell are you?
The number is, yeah, we're a national syndicate, 800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.
Pittsburgh, call it and touch me up on, you know, what's his name, I don't even remember his name.
Not Rothless Burger, that's your old guy, got it.
Was going to retire, call me and tell me what his name is, I forgot.
800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.
It's not Kirk Cousins, it's not Rothless Burger, it's, what's his name?
800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.
Palm Beach, just got back from your town late last night, Barrett Jackson going on, pretty fun.
Cars were kind of up again, cars were, oh the phones are live, 800-800-7234-800-800-Radio.
The market was up a little bit, because the market fell down and, I don't know, like,
Meekam Houston was crappy, Meekam Arizona was crappy, and Barrett Scottsdale, which is like the height of the year.
It wasn't crappy, but it was kind of crappy.
And then Palm Beach yesterday, the cars were bringing more money, just like as a whole.
St. Petersburg, Florida, good morning, you're on there.
Morning, brother, Aaron Rodgers, what are you thinking about, man?
Yeah, I'm having a brain lock, man, it was brain lock and a brain lock, I'm sorry about that.
Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, yeah, good morning, you're on there.
Aaron Rodgers.
Did he retire?
No.
I thought he was going to retire, Pittsburgh, I thought he was going to retire.
Sorry, your number ends in 309.
You there?
Pittsburgh Pete, yeah, yeah, I thought he was going to retire.
We don't know yet, he's supposed to give the answer before the draft.
In the draft, is it a week?
Wait, no, that's not, yeah.
I know.
When is the draft, a week out?
Next weekend.
Hmm, what do you think you're going to have?
I'll give the answer, I say let him retire and get a new quarterback, that's all we need.
Who do you want?
I don't care, as long as it ain't Rodgers, he's too old, he can't move.
Pittsburgh PA, your number ends in 9-1-1, 9-9-1, who do you want as a quarterback?
I think we're going to have to go with the new Henry.
Cindy in Pittsburgh, good morning, who do you want as a quarterback?
Pardon me?
Who do you want as a quarterback for your team in Pittsburgh, the pirates, I mean the Steelers?
I think Aaron Rodgers are doing pretty good.
Yeah, he'll do.
Do you think he's going to retire?
No, I don't believe he is.
Dorian, you blind alcoholic, sex addicted, crippled old man, good morning, how are you?
Good, real good, he's going to play.
He likes being a mystery, but he just doesn't like to get hit.
I got you, I got you.
Good morning, 7-4-1-8, Sandy, your phone number, who do you want as your quarterback?
These people don't know their numbers anymore, they've all forgot their numbers.
I'm just taking these screen lists, I'm not clearing them, so Pittsburgh, you're on the air, your phone number ends in 7-4-1-8, you just called in.
Yeah, Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers.
Do you think he's your guy?
Do you think he's the keeper?
Yeah, he likes, and he knows McCarthy pretty good.
Then why the big T's, why the big prick T's, why don't you just tell everybody he's staying?
Well, when you want to play with yourself in a dark room for a few days and give yourself some time to weigh your options, I guess.
You know?
I don't know.
Bob, sideshow Bob in Pittsburgh, good morning, you're on the air.
Bob, good morning.
What do you think?
I say Rodgers retired, he's too old.
He's too damn old.
Anthony Maddog, Pennsylvania, good morning, who do you think is the quarterback?
Aaron Rodgers, we got that young kid, Will Howard here from Ohio State, was drafted last year, and he's grooming them, man, he's grooming them to be our next quarterback.
Brian, Florida, what's going on, good morning, we're at Gainesville, Gainesville, Gainesville, that is.
Good morning.
Where's Gainesville?
Hey, Gainesville?
Yeah, I raced a motocross race in Gainesville back in the 80s when I was on an 80, but I didn't drive, obviously, I was in sixth grade.
Where's Gainesville?
Yeah, that's Gatorback.
Yeah.
Yeah, so Howard needs to be our step up quarterback, Rodgers needs to go ahead and retire, let's lay it down, let's make something happen.
So, you're Pittsburgh fan, you live in Florida?
That's correct, yes sir.
How did that happen?
A woman.
I've been a fan all my life.
Families from Pittsburgh.
But how did you end up in Florida besides a woman?
I was actually born in Gainesville.
Well, I think when you were born with your social security number, you got a phone number because your phone comes up Gainesville, that's why I kept saying Gainesville.
That's weird, I don't know why.
How long have you been listening to us?
John, I've been listening to you since about five years, four or five years now.
You're absolutely fantastic.
Listen, I just picked up a 65-old cut list, I was going to ask you about it.
I'll send some pictures over.
How much is it?
I'd love to know what you guys think it's worth.
How much is it?
I don't want to sell it, I just wanted to know what you guys thought about it.
I think it's too high.
Thank you, Brian.
Ron, Oklahoma.
Hey.
Hey.
I want Terry Bradshaw, I'm old school, he's the last good quarterback.
He's mainly played a hard game and his heart was in it and he cared.
Well, I think he's a little bit old too.
He probably is right now, but that's the last quarterback Pittsburgh has, that was even good.
So you're an oaky, but you are a Steelers fan?
No, no, I'm a Lifetime Dolphins fan, but I grew up in the 70s and the 80s when great football was there.
Washington D.C., good morning, you're on the air.
Good morning, this is Dick Duke from D.C., the DMB.
The DMB.
Pittsburgh Steelers?
Yeah.
That's the DMB.
That's indeed it.
Been a Steelers fan all my life.
How far is the drive from D.C. to Pitt?
Five?
It ain't too bad, if you do it long enough.
Is it about five hours?
Well, Rod just got to go, Rod just got to go.
You got wheelhouse, put them in there.
I mean, you got to do something, you got to see what you got.
Pitt was that.
Yeah.
All right.
The people have spoken.
Kevin.
Yeah, I'm here, I'm alive.
So I've only been listening to the show for about a month.
Yeah.
I caught it a couple of weeks ago when I was here at work.
I'd like to show, keep on listening.
But I believe Rod just knows himself, he needs to go.
He looked bad last year.
He was real slow out there on the turf and he just wouldn't move.
So it's time for him to go.
Okay, Florida.
What is the name of the station we're on in Palm Beach?
Cause I was talking to somebody yesterday.
We know we're on like 65 stations across the country.
I was talking to somebody yesterday and I forgot the name of it.
I think it's the Gator.
Call me.
Let me know.
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And coming up next is the lightning round where I bid the cars on the air.
So if you want to do that, you can go ahead and get in the queue at 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
I bought about, I don't know, 10 cars at Barrett in West Palm Beach, Palm Beach Fairgrounds.
Past two days.
Wasn't nearly as big as Scottsdale, but the money was pretty good.
I didn't see as many gays as I thought I would see.
I don't think there's enough gays in the classic car community.
Never thought about that until this moment.
Hmm.
Wonder why that is.
Maybe they just don't talk about it.
Maybe they don't wear rainbow suits.
I don't know.
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Richard Florida, good morning.
You're on the air.
What's sitting in Florida?
Oh, I'm in Bradenton right now.
Yep.
What's on your mind?
Hey, it only makes more sense that his feelers would keep Mr. Rogers in his neighborhood.
Considering, I mean, he's well acquainted with the new coach that they have there.
I gotcha.
Pontiac, Michigan, good morning.
You're on the air.
Hey, how are you?
Good.
No, I was just calling to see where the radio show I can listen to the internet.
JCWShow.com.
And there's a stream at live, like right now, Saturday morning, the same thing there.
Everybody's hearing on the radio.
There's a button there.
And there's also a button YouTube live, which is video and audio.
And it's got good sound, too.
So there's two spots there.
Or this afternoon, you can go back to JCWShow.com and grab the podcast.
And it is there.
Dan Berry, Connecticut, good morning.
You're on the air.
Yeah.
You're on the gator.
Okay.
That's what I thought.
I thought it was the gator.
Johnny!
Johnny, you prick.
Johnny the Wad.
Florida.
Johnny's here.
Johnny's here.
Yeah.
The name of the station in Palm Beach is the Gator.
98.7, the Gator.
And is that a talk station or is that a rock and talk station?
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
Is it music?
A lot of music.
A lot of class.
Okay.
So it's a rock or it's not a heavy talk station?
No, no.
Just do all on Saturdays and gotta be honest.
At first I was like, oh no, I didn't get to hear my songs and stuff.
But man, I've grown to like y'all over the years and really look forward to it now.
Could you imagine being the program director of a classic rock station today?
I mean, the decisions that you must make, do I play the Eagles and then Journey and then
Steve Miller Band or do I go Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eagles, Def Leppard and Nirvana?
Or maybe I could do both and just break it into two segments.
It's a stressful job, man.
Thank you, Jody.
My name's John Clay Wolfe by Cars and Radio from America's Best Car Buyer.
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Pittsburgh again or maybe a different day.
If you've got three cars for sale and a Zuzu box truck diesel 76,000 miles and 04 WRX Australian
rig with 140 and a 71 VW Transpo bus and Hyzer Bush Netty light wagon.
Now, right now, I'm a little confused, but I'm going to go with this.
This is the most eclectic set of rides that we've had in a while.
I'm going to take it that you've done drugs at some time in your life, maybe still currently.
Hopefully.
The box truck, was it a moving deal that you were going to get into or were you going to hire some illegals
and put together a landscaping business on the side and it didn't work out?
Let's start with the box truck.
Yep.
So the box truck I purchased from my remodeling company.
It's a 2014 NQR 76,000 miles diesel, dolly, 18 foot box truck, 7 foot wide, 7 foot tall.
It's a nice working vehicle.
I just don't use it enough in my fleet.
Is it 10 grand?
No, it's closer to like 25, 30.
For a 2014?
Yes, sir.
So I haven't bought a Zuzu box truck in a while, so apologize up front for the wrong bid.
No, it's all good.
75K.
Yeah, the trading value on it was...
Yeah, the trading value from a local company here in Pittsburgh was like 30 grand.
I don't get any forward.
Yeah, that was the trading value on it.
Let's skip to the next one, an 0-4 WRX with 140.
Is it geeked out or is it stock?
It's all original actually, all stock, all original.
We like to call her a virgin in the business.
The only thing I've done to it is I took it to a tuning company about two years ago
when I was going to rebuild it and I put new gaskets, new seals, bumped up the brakes a little bit.
Just got it crept to do a...
To make it into a little bit more of a race vehicle, but I just lost the motivation
because I got into a little bit more of a slower vehicle, hence the Volkswagen bus.
We'll get to that in a minute. Let's not tease them. Let's not give them the ending yet.
Yes, sir.
So is it a... Which WRX is it? Is it the blue one with the gold wheels?
It's a black... No, I wish it's a black on black manual.
It's a black interior, black manual, black interior, black exterior, pink tub.
I drove it, I put 132,000 miles on it. It's all still original.
It's just a nice little grocery.
Does six grand buy that car?
Okay, so we got your attention on that one. Let's move on.
I could tell you're not going to do it right now, but I'm hitting that probably more aggressively in your eyes than I am the box truck.
My experience with box trucks has not been a positive experience. I'd like to start with that.
But my experience with WRX is even with high miles has been just fine.
So, 71 VW Transpo bus. Is that like a combi, like the truck?
So, no, they call it the transporter. It's a Zed deluxe is what it was.
So basically, when it came off the production line, it did have the bed in the back,
but it also had the all three rows seating.
So, it just has a little bit of a different option. It also has a sunroof on it.
So, it's a nice vehicle. I've driven it now for the last three and a half years,
take it to camping and stuff like that.
So, hang on, let me get this straight. Is it like the van and then it has a tiny little bed in the back of it?
You mentioned something about a bed in the back.
It's a typical Volkswagen hippie bus. It's a T2, which is the 68-72 model.
The transporter notes the fact that it has three rows of seats.
However, the middle seat was taken out and in the back, the third row seat is a Z seat,
which means it actually folds down to make a bed in the back of it.
Being that it was a Z Deluxe, it has windows that open up on the sides of it,
and yeah, that's about it.
What's the Natty Light part?
We built it a few years back.
What's the Natty Light part?
It was owned by Anheuser-Busch.
Yeah, so it was used as a promotional vehicle by Anheuser-Busch out of Missouri.
So, it actually had a vehicle wrap on it prior to me purchasing it.
And they drove it around the country and called it the Natty Wagon.
They gave out free natural light beer out of it.
So, the guy I purchased that off of took the vehicle wrap off
because he was tired of getting people asking for free beer.
It sounds like someone might have shot a pornography film in there as well.
Have you ever seen it on any of your favorite channels in the back?
I mean, I cannot contest to what happened prior to me owning it,
but I can say that that happened after I owned it.
Are you the developer of the Bang Bus?
Are you familiar with those guys that ride around in Florida?
No.
If all was that, I probably wouldn't be calling you.
I wouldn't need any money.
Okay, on a scale of 1 to 10, where does the Bang Bus land?
Condition.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm in your VW.
I would give it a grade of like, yeah, I would give it a grade of 7.
I just have a bunch of body work done to keep it up and running,
but it could use a little bit more.
So, yeah, I'd give it a grade of 7.
So, is it an 18 to 20 grand rig?
No, no, no.
It's closer to probably like 15.
Okay, so it's a little bit low.
Yeah, you're ever shooting on that.
Yeah, the T2s, you can get operating from anywhere from 12,000 to roughly 18,000,
all the way up to like 35 fully done.
This one's not fully done now.
So, I mean, there's some room on it.
I'd give it like a 14 to 15 somewhere.
Okay, go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load up the Bang Bus and load up the Subaru.
Don't load up the transport.
I mean, the box van.
And let's get a...
The box.
The box, yeah, keep it out.
Because I know I'm not going to get up to your level from the ones that I've had in my past.
Because a lot of those come off of commercial fleet all the time on lease,
and I see them at auctions.
I have them.
Now, they're always 140,000 miles.
They're not 70.
But they bring 10 grand, 8 grand, 7 grand.
And typically, they have the big landscaper metal thing hanging off the back of them, too.
But that's not yours.
Okay, thank you for calling in, Dave.
And that was a very interesting set of cars.
I mean, like, really interesting.
I would ask you what else you have that...
But that's only half of it.
I was just fix to say, I just, I knew it.
As I said, I'd ask you what else you have that we're out of time.
All right, thanks, Dave Pittsburgh.
My name's John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's Best Car Bar.
GiveMeTheVin.com.
At JCWShow.com.
And now, back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Happy April.
It's been beautiful weather.
Good morning, Florida.
I should have stayed there.
You were in Florida?
Yeah, I just got back last night late.
Cool.
You should have stayed.
Beautiful.
It is beautiful.
I forgot how pretty Palm Beach is.
Like, when you drive down through West,
like Palm Beach downtown?
Yep.
In the crazy trees?
Beautiful.
That's when you realize you're in Palm Beach.
The rest of it just looks like Florida.
Palm Beach is pretty fluent, you'd say.
That area.
Yeah, that is.
That one slot is.
Out where I was was, no.
It was, it felt like Baltimore.
That's beautiful, though, still.
Florida is beautiful on the beach.
Yeah, the beach is beautiful.
Where I was was not beautiful.
In my office, I have a webcam that just rotates
Florida beaches.
I know you're surprised, right?
Right.
And some of them are just gorgeous.
Sanibel Beach and Palm Beach.
Even Miami Beach.
It's a party.
Hey, I got some breaking news.
Okay.
Breaking news.
This from Fox News one hour ago.
Iran has reimposed restrictions
on the Strait of Hormuz.
Reversing.
Are we surprised?
Are we shocked?
Reversing its decision to reopen the waterway
after President Trump said the move
would not end the blockade
according to the Associated Press.
So it's come back and forth.
It's left at 12 hours.
Straighten me out.
Explain to me.
So we blocked it off.
It was wide open except for Iran.
Right.
That was what Trump said yesterday.
And then Iran said, oh, really?
Okay, fine.
Then we're blocking the whole thing down again.
Okay, so they blocked it off upstream?
Reimposed restrictions on the Strait of Hormuz.
Yeah, they're basically saying we're back in control.
If you're not going to let us run around free,
then nobody goes.
Yeah, just about 20 hours later.
Yeah, it lasted.
But I mean, come on.
Has Iran ever done anything they said they do in 50 years?
Nope.
That's always a double dip all around, right?
So are we going to shoot them?
Well, it's just, it's back up the same way it was.
There's nothing really new.
I don't think we're bombing anybody.
Or maybe we are.
The big story yesterday was it's great news all over the world.
And oil did close down.
13% the Dow was up just under 900 points.
NASDAQ in great shape, SP500.
We're all great shape.
20 hours later, we're right back where we were.
Do you want to play this audio?
It'll be cut number one now.
It doesn't apply anymore.
I know, but that's why it's funny yesterday.
It was yesterday's news on Fox.
Cut number one, Michael.
The president says Hormuz is fully open.
Except for Iran.
The U.S. Blockade of Iranian ports will stay in place
until that radical Islamic regime agrees to a deal.
And the president's optimism in the last few minutes
lifting U.S. trading markets and the world with signs
that a deal could come very soon.
I think they should just go knock out one power plant
in two big bridges.
Just to say we can.
Just to say, here's what's really going to happen.
Here's what else can happen.
My big brother used to do that to me.
He'd just like, bitch slap me and take me to the ground.
Open handed, of course.
Of course.
And it's time for a bitch slap.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Well, I mean, my God, haven't we kind of bitch slapped them?
Kind of, but the big threat was taking out the bridges
and the power plants.
So just take out bridges and power plants in one zone.
I mean, if you're going to say I'm going to hit you,
go ahead and hit them.
I mean, quit being a big talker.
It's like back in middle school,
called them the stoners, the long hair.
And they talked tough and they looked mean.
They had concert shirts on.
They had zipper jackets.
Yeah.
And they had long hair and they had their brush in the back pocket
and they talked tough as hell.
And my brother told me if you just punch them hard in the stomach
one time, they'll cough up a bunch of smoke and leave you alone.
The problem is you start blowing up infrastructure
and you're making the citizens suffer.
Why not hit military targets?
Well, I understand.
But the problem is that we threatened to
decimate and remove them from Earth.
Yeah, we didn't.
Yeah, we did.
Well, we didn't remove them from Earth.
That's what he threatened.
Yeah, he threatened it.
Okay.
So they don't believe him.
True.
I mean, if they did this stunt, they're like nanny nanny boo boo.
We got it.
We got it again.
It's ours again.
So go blow up a power plant in two bridges.
That's what I think.
Fair.
What do you think?
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
You think two power plants in three bridges are one power plant
in two bridges?
This isn't the game of you sunk my battleship.
This isn't funny, Judy.
I'm sorry.
I'm not laughing.
But they're calling his bluff.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah.
Our bluff.
Not his bluff.
Yeah, I did talk to a couple of people that are way inside the other day.
What did they say?
They said this needed to happen for a long, long, long, long time.
You mean just the whole thing in general?
Yeah.
Yes, 50 years.
I mean, it's been crazy.
Well, like recently, in the past 20 years, in the past 10 years, in the past five years,
it's just getting worse with the nuke thing.
We've had nobody that would do it.
Did you ever watch Austin Powers?
Sure.
Remember Dr. Evil the character?
Sure.
Because, you know, you can't give Dr. Evil nuclear power.
No.
You can give him sharks with freaking laser beams, but do not give them nuclear power.
That's right.
That's right.
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Give me the Vin.com.
Oh, we'll let you show your more.
It's on my head.
It's on my head.
Excuse me.
It's been brought to my attention that a few bad apples out there are smoking metahorma.
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Iran takes control of critical oil route.
Opens fire on vessel after Trump says U.S. blockade will hold.
So this morning, or this afternoon over there, they said screw you.
They took it back.
They opened fire.
I don't know what open fire means.
It's a gunboat firing on a tanker.
So a 50-cow.
No, a 50-cow put a hole.
I wonder if they just want oil coming out into the, like the Play-Doh barbershop?
Probably one of those.
Here's what we can do.
A 50-cow would put a hole in the side of a tanker and it would just be pouring oil out.
That's probably an image that they want for the press.
That would be a good, if they had like three spouts of oil, like not take the whole shit
about just three spouts.
It's not going to make the water very pretty.
Have they not had a spill or blow up in all this?
Nope.
Not yet.
That I'm aware of, I should say.
I still think, yeah, I think we need to go blow up a bridge and a power plant.
Ben, what do you think?
You think we should go blow up a bridge and a power plant?
I like that idea.
Believe me, personally, I like it.
But the problem is, is the international community, the press and everything like that,
they would have a field day with it and make us out to be the bad guys.
Glenn in North Carolina, what do you think?
One bridge.
I mean, two bridges, one power plant.
Glenn speaks.
I think Glenn and I say the same way.
I'll take two bridges and one power plant.
Hey.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I got something else for you to think about.
When the war started, you said 20% of the world's oil comes through the straight.
20% of the world's oil.
How much of that 20% actually comes to us?
10%, 5%?
Yeah.
Because why is our prices going up so much if only 10% is coming to us?
I mean, the other 90% just increase where it's coming from.
Why did my transporters, why did my transporters?
So, you know, we haul a thousand cars weekly at gimmethevend.com.
Average cost to haul is probably 400 on Av.
And it went up one-third, the price went up one-third of the transports.
And, you know, in their price, they've got insurance, they've got people, they've got
payments on their trucks, right?
All this stuff.
That's not fair.
I mean, they're gouging.
They're charging more than what they're paying in the fuel increase.
And it just is what it is.
I don't know.
Mark, Philly.
Yeah, I'm here.
Go birds.
All right.
What do you got?
You were talking about the thing in the Iran, they shoot a boat.
They got some flexioconstriction at home in three seconds.
But the real reason why I called was because I didn't know you were the Vin guy.
Yeah.
Well, here's a story for you.
A buddy of mine was a car dealer.
And he goes one day to say, hey, you want to take a ride to Irisburg?
There's a classic car auction.
I went, yeah, take a ride.
He buys a 1963 Cadillac El Dorado barit.
It meant condition.
The thing, the only thing that didn't work was the wonder bar.
So he takes the car home.
He can't sell it in the paper.
He can't sell it from the lot.
Goes back.
There's another auction coming up in Atlantic City for another classic auction.
Takes you to Atlantic City and unfortunately, you know, bad numbers.
So he didn't get through the line until like late in the day, which meant all the money went home.
He ends up getting 14-5 for the car.
All right.
So he made a couple of bucks.
A few years later, I'm watching Barrett Jackson.
And here comes the Cadillac.
And he described it in mint condition.
The only thing he's not working was the wonder bar.
I called him up and he, oh, your Cadillac is a Barrett Jackson.
He's like, nah, it can't be.
I said, dude, they're describing the car right down to the point where the wonder bar don't work.
So he said, I'll put it on.
The car went off the block for $225,000.
I would like for you to send me the link of that deal.
Go to JCWShow.com or GMTV Garage and click email John.
And you can go to Barrett.
You can find the deal and you can send me the link because I follow these a lot.
How many years ago?
How many years ago was it?
I've got at least eight to 10 years ago.
It'll still be there.
I don't know if it's still be there because I've never seen a car like that sell for that.
That's not crazy high modified and customized.
Well, 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Let's see what the house I bought.
What are we?
Oh, the house.
In foreclosure on the courthouse steps.
Kind of heard a little bits of it.
So I will run you through it real quick.
Buddy calls me.
Hey, my dad's, my dad got divorced a while back and his ex-wife's house is in foreclosure.
Because when they divorced, she got three homes and she agreed to pay him 250,000.
She never paid him.
Never paid him.
So he had to foreclose on the house, one of the houses to get his money.
And it went through and it sold for 700,000.
And she, it's a nice house in West Over Hills, which is crazy.
The lots are worth more than that.
And she filed for bankruptcy the morning right before the foreclosure sale happened so that sale unwound.
Got it.
And then it went back up and he said, it's going to go back up again.
He said, this house, he's a real story.
And I know the more.
He said, this house, $2 million house.
And he's like, can we make some kind of deal?
You do want to buy it?
I said, yeah, I'll take care of you.
I'll let you list it.
I'll pay you a fee or something for putting me on the deal.
Sure, sure, sure.
And he, she wouldn't leave.
She wouldn't move out.
I bought it.
I bought it on the, I'm going to show the auction where I bought it on the block.
And then the process of trying to get her out, she fought me the whole way.
But since she only owed 250,000, I gave like one two at the auction plus 250,000 back taxes.
Okay.
And then I had to recon it.
But she took the money that I gave her and started fighting me with lawyers.
And it took me 10 months to get possession of it.
And she's pretty wild and crazy.
Be right back.
Welcome to another episode of What's a 401K?
401K is like a really, really long foot race.
I think it's a drug from the early 90s.
It's a car so f***ed up that nobody wants to buy it for any amount of money.
Like in baseball, it's a crap load of strikeouts.
The number of calories in a keto meal?
It's like mass times thrust minus altitude plus the weight of the passengers.
401K is when you're too stoned to remember 420, bro.
This has been another episode of What's a 401K?
And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning.
It's the John Clay Wolf Show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown.
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So they closed the Strait of Hormuz again after about 24 hours of us saying we had it.
So Cam, what do you think is going to happen now?
What do you think we're going to do?
Yeah, I think the best thing to just hit the distribution lines and the bridges.
Don't hit a power plant because it'll take them weeks to put back together a distribution line.
And if we don't want to put back the distribution line, all we gotta do is send a drone over.
You know what I mean? I've been dealing with these people since 79.
That's when I joined the U.S. Canoe Club.
And I joined just like this. You got a bunch of troopers joined after 9-11.
But back then, 1979, these barbarians, after Carter tried that failed helicopter rescue of some of the students that were held hostage.
Those guys that got killed, those Marines, they didn't even check the weather.
I mean, you come in there in a sandstorm. A lot of people don't know about all that.
What is the Canoe Club?
Yeah, the United States Navy.
I thought you were hitting with some kind of stick.
I was on a destroyer.
Yeah. And if a destroyer shows up, you don't want to be shooting a fifth caliber machine gun.
It takes straight up.
800-800-7234-800-800 Radio Club.
Speech and pediment, Terrence. Do you have news?
I'll tell you.
Well, yeah, I do.
Okay, news.
Relaxing is like first class.
Artemis II.
Other worldly journey.
The sleep is great, they say.
It's like driving a first class comfort.
Then the zoo.
Hang on, Terrence.
Did you take your lithium this morning?
You're a little scattered, bro.
I think I caught him.
He's saying sleep on the Artemis II, the spaceship, was very good.
It's like being in first class.
Okay.
Thank you for the translation.
Go ahead, Terrence. I'm sorry for the interruption.
Okay, well, Val Kilmer, he's brought back to life with the A-1.
He died at 25, and they're bringing him back to this movie they're going to have.
He's going to be all A.I. dollars, but he's not going to be gone.
I mean, he's not going to be there, but, you know, it'll be an image thing.
Is it fat, Val Kilmer, or skinny, pretty Val Kilmer?
Val Kilmer, do you want to play Jim Morrison?
Yep.
You know, and he died at 55.
Well, I can't drive at 55.
I worked on a telephone pole right there.
And we built an ATV on top of Congress.
Yeah, an old pole.
It's going to be big like a war out.
Also, the center from David, senior David, to get this as well, D4VD.
Hang on.
Hold on. Pause, pause, pause.
JD, can you catch me up on the translation?
I'm so sorry. I wish I could on this one.
I'm lost on...
Terrence, you need to hit reset on this story and start over.
We're not with you, bro.
Lost me at Val Kilmer.
So, the rumor, when we started out the rap center,
DVD, it spelled, but then David, he got arrested for murder of a teenager.
Yeah, and every teenager in the car, shooting a truck in the car.
Pre-K, can you tell us the story real quick?
Do you have it on the top of your head? I'm sure you do.
What's going on?
Who's the rapper that Terrence's speech impediment Terrence is talking about?
I'll just say Dr. Dre.
That's not Dr. Dre.
That's not my best guess.
DVD.
No, no, no. There was a guy that got arrested yesterday for murder of this rapper.
He spells his name D, the number four, 3D David.
D4VD David or something?
Yeah, he killed some girl and locked her in a Tesla trunk and left her to rot.
Why did he do that?
Got frustrated.
Were they dating?
I don't know.
He might have been one of his, you know, girlfriends.
Okay.
I think she was underage though.
He or she?
She.
Okay.
And is he popular or is he just popular now that he killed somebody?
He had a song, I think.
I mean like let's imagine that you killed your girlfriend Pre-K and you put her in a Tesla.
Okay.
Okay.
The headline would read rapper DJ Pre-K from Dallas, Texas, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Azel.
Right, I understand.
So was he at that level?
Was he at your level of rapping or was he above it?
Are we just talking about him because he's a murderer?
Not as skilled, but he's definitely more popular.
Okay.
Has he had a hit?
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
I couldn't tell you what it was.
Did he shoot her?
Did he, how did he kill her?
I think that's what the investigation is gonna, is gonna find out.
Well, they could be shot or it'd be pretty easy to see.
But um, all I know is she was dead in the trunk for a while.
Like Beaumont.
I wonder, I got your joke, I like it.
Beaumont.
I wonder if, yeah, this is a lot darker.
Could have put her in the car sheet if it was autopilot.
And that'd be a hell of an escape.
Like send the body off in a Tesla in autopilot mode across the country.
It's a good idea.
Never thought about that one.
Singer rapper D4VD David Anthony Burke was arrested April 2026 for the murder of a 14-year-old.
Yep.
Whose decomposed remains were discovered in the front trunk of his abandoned Tesla in September of 2025.
So this has been going on for a while.
The teen who in missing in April of 2024 reportedly knew the singer.
They had matching tattoos.
So is this like a playoff of, so this is real obviously.
This is real.
I think of CB4 when Chris Rock was acting out that of a rapper.
Do you remember that pre-K?
MC Gusto from CB4.
Yep.
Yep.
I haven't seen that film in a while.
Did it win any awards?
Maybe a Razzie or two.
What was the background of the CB4 movie?
Like what was the storyline?
The storyline was Chris Rock was in a burgeoning rap group and they wanted to find a way to get on.
They would go to this club where this big crime kingpin Gusto ran the show there.
Gusto goes to jail.
They steal Gusto's identity and say they're these hardcore gangsters and it's basically like NWA.
Gusto gets out.
He doesn't like that Chris Rock's been saying he's the big guy.
So hilarity ensues.
Hilarity ensues.
I love it.
We got a minute 14 left Jay.
What do you got?
We got this year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Balance have been counted and it's official.
We have a montage of some of the folks going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
You ready for this?
Can we do this cut too?
And we'll tell you they are Phil Collins.
Oh Lord.
Billy Idol.
That's a...
She's not Rock and Roll.
That is not Rock and Roll.
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
How about seeing the Wu Tang Clan?
Yeah.
New order and joy division.
They weren't big enough.
Fire Maiden.
Vufa.
Vendra.
Lucie.
Never too much, never too much.
How about a little Oasis?
They're getting in pretty early.
They are.
A lot earlier than other bands.
These are the inductees folks.
And we will be back with more of the John Clay Wolves show when we come back we're going to do the car segment.
So if you want me to bid your car live on the radio.
800-800 dial it now.
Yes we're live.
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Or just go to give me the VIN if you want to sell your car.
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We will send you a check for $100.
Give me the VIN for the opportunity of last look.
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I'm looking on the TV and it's showing that Trump signed an executive order right now in the Oval Office.
I wonder if that's two bridges in a power plant.
Tom in Alabama, good morning. Where in Alabama are you?
I'm in Amiston, Alabama. Not far from Talladega.
No, I know exactly where you are.
You're like 45 minutes from...
30 minutes from Talladega and 45 minutes from Birmingham?
Yeah.
Okay.
So you got a 14 fusion, 134,000 miles on it.
100.
It's a four cylinder six.
It's a four cylinder.
Average rough or clean?
It's average.
I mean, it's average for that year.
You know.
Right.
It's an average.
Are there any check engine lights or dummy lights or problems on?
No.
Okay.
No.
I'll give two grand for it.
How much?
2,000.
2,000?
Oh, man.
Is that as high as you can get?
Yeah.
In my world, it's going to bring 2,500.
What's it going to cost me to move it and clean it and sell it?
Yeah.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Hey, I watched your video with you and Richard having your little bitch sessions.
Anyways.
I like bitch sessions with him.
Make a buck.
Hey, hey.
Hey.
Yeah.
But anyways, hey, should I take a picture of the title front and back?
Yep.
Yep.
And tell them, you know what I'm going to do with this car?
I bought 70 cars in your area from a guy.
I don't know if you saw that video.
Did you see that video on our YouTube channel?
Yeah.
When we were running around at night with the flashlights that look like Blair Witch Project.
That is in Talladega-ish.
So, I'm going to take this car.
When they buy it, tell them I said I want to put it in that auction.
I'm having an auction down there June 6th.
So, and you can go to GMTVauctions.com.
If you saw any cars on that video from Alabama that you want to buy, if anybody that goes
for you, go to GMTVauctions.com and load it in a register.
We're going to have an auction June 6th.
And tell the guys when you sell this car to us.
My guys, they don't want to put this car in the auction.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you.
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They got like shows really late at night that have like warnings before.
Warning, the show contains nudity.
First of all, you don't have to warn me about nudity, okay?
That's my favorite thing in the world.
You should be bragging about nudity.
Warning, the following show contains nudity.
Are your pants off yet?
That's what he should say.
Warning, did you bring enough lotion?
That's the warning.
Yes, I did, TV.
Let's start the damn show.
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Heard every Saturday morning across America.
Hit him up.
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Give me the bed.
Rat.
I haven't heard rat in a while.
Rat's good.
I love rat.
You know, Bobo, you really need to lay it down.
Is that rat?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just do it round and round.
I really ought to pick it up again.
What are you talking about?
Are you not talking about grass?
No, I'm talking about the song.
Oh, yeah.
It's called Lay It Down.
Rat.
You really, I know you really want to lay it down.
You know, I tied that into a segment opener about nudity on television.
Ah.
So I was thinking about laying it down.
Gotcha.
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Springfield Mask, what's up?
How are you?
Good.
Hey, looking to have you throw a number on my car.
Hit it.
2019 Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport.
Yeah.
With a seven-speed manual, black, black 1LT with the carbon flash, round-effect package,
42,000 miles.
Any damage history?
No, sir.
42.
Did you buy it in the area you bought yours?
I bought it from, I'm second owner.
Woman owned it.
How many miles did you put on it?
Honestly, a couple thousand.
And she drove at 45,000 miles?
She did.
She daily did.
What?
Where are you located?
Florida.
The miles are high for that car.
That's not normal for a GS.
45,000 miles.
I bought it because I wanted a driver.
And I didn't want to worry about my laying it up.
Does 40 grand buy it?
No.
See, a bit like miles in the 20s you can get for 50.
This thing's got 45 on it.
42.
Okay.
I'm looking at some.
I had one last week.
I had 28,000 miles on it.
I sold it for 52 grand.
This thing's got 42.
And I had another one that had 27,000 miles.
I actually sold it in Palm Beach.
It was red.
And I got 52 for it.
Also, 27,000 miles.
This has got 20,000 more miles roughly.
But it's in a different category.
What's it take to buy it?
Yeah.
Probably high 40s, 48 to 50.
It just won't get there with 40,000 miles.
It's too damn high.
It needs lower miles.
But I appreciate it.
Yeah.
Thank you.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Robert in North Carolina.
I bought a Del Sol for $500 that needed paint.
It needs paint.
And I'm going to sell it on June 6th at GMTVOctions.com.
Are you there?
Yeah, I'm here.
Mine's got 60,000 miles on it.
Yours has 265 and you want 3,500 for yours.
Right.
Yeah.
Why don't you buy mine and then sell yours?
Sell them by mine.
And then you can take it and sell it to the guy that you said
will give you 35 for this one and make some money on it.
No, I didn't say give me 35.
I said, that's what I'm asking for.
But I've been offered 28 to 3,000 for it.
Somebody said, I'll give you 3,000 and you looked him in the eye
and said, no, I'm not going to take it.
No, I told him that.
Let me ask you this.
You say you got one.
How much you want for it?
No, I said I gave 500 for it.
And I'm going to auction it off June 6th.
If you go to GMTV auctions.com, the paint is faded.
It's got 60,000 miles.
If it brings 500 or it brings 3500, I'm selling it.
It's an absolute sale.
So you be there.
You can do it online.
It's all digital.
All right.
I don't want to argue with him.
A Del Sol?
Tom.
Yeah.
A little fruit leaf car.
87 I rock T top.
So 87, I'm going to test your brain.
What motors in it?
305.
What transmissions in it?
Automatically.
I don't think that's right.
In 87, there were 350s and the sticks were 305.
Well, you know, I know it's a 305.
I could be wrong on the year.
My neighbor at the lake is trying to sell it for five.
It's a cherry paint job.
It's got T tops.
Here's the kicker.
The back glass had been removed and like a truck bed glass put in like Corvette style
ruined and otherwise immaculate car.
And I'm the 305's a knock and then the back glass deal.
But I don't know what the rest of the car is cherry.
If I got to put the glass back in it, he might have something there.
Hang on.
I know it's a Z.
Go ahead.
So it's the back glass like a truck bed.
What are we talking about?
I know somebody, but I don't, I didn't do it, but somebody moved the back glass.
But the car is nice.
But yeah, I know there's a hit.
Okay, let's start over.
They take the back glass out.
Let's assume that somebody broke it with a cheater pipe because there was a drug deal
that was going sideways.
So the glass is no longer with us.
And then where does this truck bed thing come in?
Then what did they replace the back glass with?
Nothing.
Nothing.
And like a Corvette has that little, you know, back tab of your truck glass.
Not a slider, but are you talking about the louvers?
No, no, no, no, no, no glass at all.
There's truck bed coating sprayed in there where the well is and they like built.
It doesn't look bad bad, but it's stupid.
They made it.
They made an El Camino out of it.
Pretty much an El Camaro.
Okay.
But it's cherry.
An El Camaro.
It is beautiful paint, victory red, brand new, good, great interior, original, but good,
real good, you know, torque thrust, brand new wheels, tires, the whole, the whole bit,
18 inch staggered, 17 inch fronts.
But we're parked at a trailer house at a lake, right?
Yeah, I'm getting the visual.
It's coming in clear, actually.
But you priced it to me for eight is what it says right here.
Well, yeah, I got to move it and stuff.
You got to deal with you, you know.
Okay, let's start over.
We probably have an 85 or an 86.
It might be an Iraq.
It's a, it's a 305 automatic.
Yeah.
And yeah, they took such good care of it when the back glass broke out.
They didn't buy new glass.
They just sprayed bed liner in the ass end of the thing and then pulled a trash bag as
a divider.
But in doing so, they preserved the interior incredibly and it's absolutely cherry and
the interior is incredible except for the far, the, the one half of the car in the back
that's shot with bed liner, rhino liner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then the drip rail where the gasket would go is like flattened out.
That's my hang up right there.
How hard it would be to mount the glass back to it, you know.
Are you all noticed the difference?
I knew my description would ruin it.
You got to see the car.
My description is straight in out your description.
I feel like you're grossly misdescribing the ratty, messy Z 28 that's parked at the lake.
Is what I think.
No, not at all.
All right.
Well, like go get pictures.
Go get pictures.
Go get pictures.
I don't care if I buy it or not.
I got to see this damn thing.
Please take photos and go to give you the Vin.com or actually do better.
Go to my Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and put pictures up so we can
all enjoy them.
And if I can't buy it for five grand, maybe one of the constituents will.
You got it, buddy.
Thank you.
You're right in your face, man.
And I understand it's hard not to scoff.
So can you turn on Kyle's mic?
Kyle home school.
I'm noticing those good calls like that aren't making it to our social media reels.
So I need you to help me write down the good ones and make sure she's got them.
Okay, I'll start taking time stamps.
Because that's crazy that that one would be one of the best video reels of a long time.
And I'll look up in two months and it'll hit me.
I was like, why didn't this ever make our social media?
I'm pretty sure they put the whole like show recording into this AI thing.
Yeah.
And it cuts it.
So.
Well, the AI thing doesn't have the best taste because.
Yeah.
The crystal meth, I rock Z lake rat bed liner Z 28 maybe I know I rock maybe Z 28.
That's a cherry.
If that isn't internet gold, what is a guy told me at the, he stopped me at Barrett
Jackson in Florida.
Okay.
He said, dude, I listened to your show every Saturday from ding the dong and he was pissed
off because he lost us from Oklahoma to Dallas.
He wanted to restream it when he was driving.
Yeah.
But he said the callers, he said, you couldn't stage or write this.
Nope.
Not even close.
Couldn't sit down and no one would believe it.
No one would believe it.
We'll be right back.
True.
Why do math when you have to John Clay Wolf show?
So they're trying to legalize mushrooms.
I believe that's what that means.
Yep.
Psych, psychedelic mushroom legislation is advancing in the U S being led by Oregon and
Colorado.
Of course.
They're leading the leading the legalization of it.
So we'll see.
Bob, have you ever done.
No, no, I tried one time.
Yeah.
And I think there were too many of us and like there wasn't enough and nobody felt anything.
Not enough to go around.
But I hear mushrooms are like serious.
I've never done it.
I haven't.
I mean, I haven't felt anything off.
I'm actually going to hang out with some guys this weekend that one of them used to do
a lot of mushrooms.
There's my old partner on the bar.
I'm a best friend growing up.
Really?
And he would make tea out of mushrooms.
Yeah.
That's what we tried to do.
But four extra people showed up to a group of already eight.
Yeah.
And I think the percentages just just got us.
He told me I'm just not allowed to do hard drugs because in him, he's the guy that jumps
out the window.
I totally agree, man.
I don't need anything to change anything with you.
Steve in Texas, a 71 GMC Sierra Grande.
What motor is in this car?
That's a four or two.
Okay.
Is it a four-wheel drive by any chance?
I'm sure it's a two-wheel drive long bed like the rest of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Two-wheel drive long bed like the rest yesterday.
And you've owned it for five years?
You've owned it for longer than that?
I've owned it.
I've owned it about from the original.
I've had it for about three years, like I said, two, three years.
It's been sitting and I got it from him.
He got old and sick and he sold it to me.
He had it sitting for a while, but he was actually a mechanic in the town to stay in.
And it just hadn't been, it'll follow up.
How's the paint?
What a hot batter is.
The paint sounds bad the way you're talking about.
No, it's not.
It's actually in good condition.
If you cleaned it up, it would actually shine.
You know, it's the whole paint job.
You can see there's no dents.
So you gave him three grand and I'm going to give you five.
You're hitting me at 85.
I see that there.
But you didn't give him no more than three grand before I bought it, right?
Well, no, I actually paid five.
Okay.
I think that's the money.
Yeah.
And I think I would do that again.
That's how you go five.
Yeah.
Just, I mean, let me look at pictures.
Let me take a side shot.
Open the driver door.
Open the driver door and take an interior shot so we can feel and see what it looks like.
But I'm looking at little things.
I'm looking at carpet.
I'm looking at break pedals.
I'm looking at steering wheel wear.
I'm looking at gauges.
Give me a picture that I can feel, you know, seat wear, any blemishes on the paint.
I need pictures.
Our best thing is to walk around with a video.
Click video record on your phone and walk around and point and show everything.
Then hell, it's like I'm standing right there with you.
And you can talk about the car and pop the hood on it.
Let's see what it looks like under the deal.
These old trucks, it's just all about condition and what we've got to do to make.
They can bring good money, but we've just got to spend a lot of money on them to get them ready.
Are you getting them fixed up?
Yeah.
And it's the first year with that air condition.
It has that AC in it.
So, uh, yeah.
All right.
Thank you, sir.
I'd love to buy it.
Load it up into gimmethevend.com.
Thanks for calling.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Bob, what were you saying about big brains on somebody?
Oh, yeah, we had fun with that last week.
The big brain quiz, big brain rock quiz.
Yeah.
Because I'm all geeked out about rock and roll music, man.
We just talked about it all the time.
It's probably been life, man.
We talked about Dango Wow, right?
Right.
So, um, and last week it was, what are these, what are these three bands having in common?
This week is, what do these three songs have in common?
So, if you're a music geek like Bob and actually myself, call in 800-800-7234-800-800-radio and
give the answer to this and the winner can go to the JCW show page, click merch and pick
out anything they want and get it for free.
Yeah, we got a sound cue for you.
And this is, this is maybe a little more obscure than we hit last week, but these three songs
have something in common lyrically that you may or may not know at first listen.
If we don't get it right away, we'll, we'll throw a little hint here and there.
Hit it.
So, what's the question?
The question is, what do these three songs have in common?
Well, I mean, I wrote down something, but the first one is an Irish folk song sang by
a rock band from the States with a Danish drummer.
Yeah.
So, it is not what I thought.
I don't get it yet.
It's not what the band's having in common, it's what the song's having in common.
Iggy, what you got?
You're a musicologist.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is a tough one.
I mean, all I can think of is like a working man or something.
Like, we're going to try to get super flagged for me too this coming year.
Hmm.
What?
This won't help you at all.
The three bands are Metallica, George Thurgood and the Destroyers and Steely Dan.
But the question is, what do these three songs have in common?
Yeah, lyrically.
What do the three songs have in common?
Lyrically.
Lyrically.
Okay.
Lyrically.
Play them again.
I took all of his money out in a water-printed penny.
I caught a belt and I said, look, man, come down here.
I learned to work the saxophone and I played just what I need.
And it's literally a one-word answer and the word does not necessarily included in the
titles of the songs.
I think I've got it.
You've probably got it.
Greg in D.C., Maryland.
Good morning.
What's your answer?
Hey, alcohol or drinking?
That's what I wrote down.
You've got to be more specific.
Hmm.
Hard liquor.
I bet this guy will get it.
We've got a caller from New Orleans.
Oh, yeah.
We've got three callers from New Orleans.
Is that right?
You know they're going to get it.
I mean, they're from New Orleans.
Bobby, good morning, New Orleans.
Whiskey.
That's it.
That's it.
Each of those songs includes whiskey in the lyrics.
Here's our proof cut.
Pre-K, you got Bobby on line seven?
Yes, sir.
I'll let him know what he's won.
Well, he goes to JCWShow.com and picks out anything he wants.
That's what he's won.
Cart Blanche.
Nice job, Bob.
Thank you.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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It's like all the cars in Texas when they get 150,000 miles on them.
They go to Oklahoma or Mexico to start over.
And then both the Oklahomans and the Mexicans are extremely proud of the cars
because they just bought them.
I only put 100,000 miles on it.
Yeah, but you started at 150.
David in Oklahoma.
Good morning.
What have you got?
No, Alan in Oklahoma.
I'm sorry.
Alan, are you there?
Oh, yes, sir, I am.
I have a 2008 Jeep Commander with the 5.7 Hemi.
It's a limited edition.
It's got the chocolate brown leather interior, which is immaculate.
DVD navigation, everything.
It's got a sunroof.
It's got the dual moonroof in the back seat, third row seating, white paint job.
JD, we asked him the question.
We're waiting to ask him the question.
We're dying to know.
Sure.
We ask him.
You don't know the question.
I don't know the question.
We weren't listening to the preset, the pre-roll.
They leave Texas and they go to Oklahoma or Mexico at 150,000.
He's telling us about everything that's wonderful.
Right.
Ask him the question that we need to know.
How many miles?
200.
I believe it's 240 or 250.
Yup.
There you go.
We got a winner.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Right.
But it's got a Hemi in it.
It's got a Hemi.
It's mainly Holloway's miles because my wife drove back and forth from Oklahoma City to
where we live.
Where do you live in?
Lawton?
No, we live out west, out towards Waterford.
Yeah.
Aida.
Aida, Oklahoma.
Oklahoma.
My friend used to own my roommate.
I owned the first national bank of Oklahoma in Aida.
I mean, in, not Aida.
Clinton.
Clinton, Oklahoma.
Clinton, Oklahoma.
Yeah.
Man, that thing's mild the hell out, dude.
It's, it's, it's so high miles that those gorgeous seats and sunroofs and everything you
talked about are parts at this point.
Right.
So, just put it on Marketplace so you're not mad at me because you don't want to hear
my number.
I'm serious.
I'm going to insult you and I think you're a nice guy.
The real market and what I deal with on that car is $1,000.
I understand honesty.
No, I'm not too mad.
All right.
Work on that.
I mean, I'll, I'll put a lot of work to it.
Put it on Marketplace, take a thousand down, sell it to somebody to put it on Marketplace,
take a thousand down, sell it to somebody on time.
And if they don't pay you what they owed you on the rest of the note, then you still got
your thousand.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't really.
You know why the miles are hard to explain?
Why?
Because I just don't feel comfortable most days.
If I get more than 70 miles out as high as Chickashire, that's right.
That's right.
Chickashire.
Not in my truck, boy.
David in Arlington.
What you got?
Uh, has anybody won your contest yet?
Yes.
What was your answer though?
Oh, Daniels.
Man, you're close.
It was, it was whiskey.
Good drinker from way back.
Colorado 970 area code.
What you got?
Yeah, I was just calling to tell you, it's Aaron Rodgers.
Thank you.
Something's going on there.
You need to check your replays.
Where is that?
Colorado.
800-800-7234-800.
They're doing the mushrooms in Colorado.
There's definitely something out there.
Colorado.
Colorado.
I think you loaded the wrong one, boss.
I don't know.
Something's up.
That's weird.
Unless you just started on the YouTube stream from the beginning.
Right.
That could have happened.
JD, what have you got in the news?
We have.
This is kind of fun.
A California woman injured during a carnival cruise.
Okay.
How did she get injured on a big boat?
You wonder.
Well, she had 14 shots of tequila in about eight hours.
Wound up falling down the flight of stairs.
Diana Sanders is her name.
She wound up with concussion injuries to her back and a probable brain injury.
So what do you do?
You've had all that.
Do you have a picture of the scale?
I do not.
God, hang on.
Let me see if I can find one.
What's her name?
Diana Sanders, S-A-N-D-E-R-S.
Carnival.
Carnival cruise.
California woman.
14 shots of tequila.
Black, white, Latina or other?
I'm going to say white.
I'm not.
Nope.
Okay.
I got a feeling on this.
All right.
So what do you do?
You fell down.
Father is the answer.
I'm looking now.
No.
You hurt yourself.
Is she attractive?
No.
I mean, you know.
Yeah.
Somebody drinks 14 shots of tequila and falls down.
If you drank 14 shots of tequila with her, would you do it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Actually, if you had four, maybe three.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Three shots.
Yeah.
So what do you do?
She might be pretty big though.
I just got a head shot here.
I need to get a...
Can you Google for a full body shot of Diana Sanders?
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
I'm drifting.
So what do you do?
And when you've done this, you drank all the alcohol, you fell down.
You hurt yourself.
Why, of course, you sue the cruise line.
And you win that thing.
No.
Yeah.
$300,000.
Here she is talking about.
I'm just listening to this audio.
You want to just punch her in the face.
She kind of looks like a wide stance gal that could hold her liquor.
Not that I would ever think about that, but cut number five.
Waking up after blacking out and going to the crew and asking them for health and asking
them to tell me what happened was extremely frustrating.
They gave me conflicting information.
They treated me like a criminal.
I was very concerned that they wouldn't tell me exactly what happened to me.
And so I went to get a lawyer so I could get those tapes and find out what happened and
come to find out they have all the tapes right before, but nothing afterwards and they will
not show us what happened that day.
Why do you get $300,000 because you got drunk and fell down?
Hold on.
Okay.
She did 14 shots of tequila in how many minutes?
Eight hours.
In eight hours?
Yeah.
So you can metabolize about one an hour so she just doubled up.
Hey.
At some point it becomes.
That wouldn't just waste you.
I thought it was like eight minutes or something.
No.
14 shots in a day.
Yeah.
That'll screw you up.
Enough to fall down the stairs and then blame the cruise line for it.
Did they get a quarter of this pair?
It says he went to court.
Yeah.
Why did they just pay her?
How do they have any liability to that at all?
Zero.
You drank the alcohol.
They served her 14 shots.
You go through licensing processes and you can't serve people that way.
Yeah, but there's 14 bars in the app.
This bartender didn't know what that was.
Because she had to be hammered.
Yeah, I guess.
Did she poop her bridges?
I don't know that.
I do not know that.
If I took 14 shots of tequila.
I'd be dead.
We ought to do that sometime.
Just to see where the tipping point is.
It's funny you say that.
You just lost a listener this week.
It's kind of about that.
Yeah.
You have time?
Sure.
Yeah, we do.
This is from Lance in Paradise, Texas.
All right.
How come you guys never do any damn drinking on the show?
I watch and I hear you say you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning, but
you never have even a beer, John.
Not even a damn course light.
Like a drink after.
You're a bunch of sissies and phonies.
I could drink you under the table.
I betcha.
Betcha could.
Matter of fact, I've got y'all on right this minute.
Why don't you take a shot right now unless you're just a phony?
I'm a phony.
Drink a beer with me right now.
Hello?
When we have the events in Walnut Springs, which we have one next Sunday.
Next Sunday.
Okay.
Cars, coffee, quesadillas, Sunday morning.
It's the last Sunday of every month.
Show up to that, phony.
And then after we get done driving, we stop at the bars and have a couple beers.
Why don't you drink on the radio, John?
Because it makes me not a very good radio host, JD.
When I worked for CBS Radio, it was actually written into our contracts that we could and
did drink on the air.
It was in our contract.
And how long did you stay in rehab?
I was there.
Well, I was there 90 days.
90 days.
But the guy I was with is dead.
What?
Well, it all worked out.
I don't know why it took her eight hours to drink 14 shots.
Two of the guys from the show were in prison.
Heather and Dan, no problems at all.
Venegas got out.
Oh, did he get out?
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Because he got 13 years, but I guess that's coming up.
I mean, he did come up or he got off early.
And then Khlo, your old co-host, producer, he's in jail forever, isn't he?
I think he got 17 years.
And that's been about three years ago, maybe four.
Okay.
So you're here and you're sober.
I'm here and sober.
Russ Martin is dead.
Dead.
Khlo is in prison for 17 years.
Venegas went to prison for 17 years.
13 years.
Yeah.
And then what about...
Eddie's dead.
Eddie was one of our producers.
What did he die of?
I'm not even sure, to be honest.
I just saw it on Facebook.
And then who was the gay guy?
The gay guy.
The one that you knew that Russ was having a relationship with allegedly?
Trey.
Yeah.
We don't know that that had a relationship or that Trey was gay.
We don't know either one of those things.
Those were both alleged.
I said allegedly.
And that's not a hard out.
Nope.
It's time for the car dialogue to you.
Where's he?
Who, Trey?
Yeah.
Trey's doing a podcast with a guy named Dan O'Malley who was also on the show.
And they're just doing a, you know, like once a week taking on and just talk to themselves.
I went to a...
I'm sorry.
I went to...
I don't like Trey.
And we were at a party one time.
And I got his car...
Tell the whole story.
Valid.
Yeah.
I acted like...
His car was mine and I took it from the valet.
He stole his car.
And I parked it down the street and hit it.
He was rude to us at the party.
Yeah.
So as a result, we were leaving and you said, that's my car.
They gave you the car and you drove it away.
Well, I didn't like keep it.
I just moved it.
No, you just parked it somewhere else.
Made it extremely difficult to locate.
Yes.
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Mike, you have an 07 Tacoma TRD Supercharged 98,000 miles.
Four-wheel drive, double cab leather.
You've had an offer for 12.
You want some more money.
What city are you in?
Right now, I'm in Montgomery, Texas.
So Houston.
North of Houston.
Is 13 by it?
If I do that, is that put her to bed?
Well, I want to say, so straight up from the regular Toyota description,
everything is mint non-dented.
It has Rhino rims.
It has sliders.
It has 31 tires.
I'd be as good rich all the way around.
It has, well, I don't know if you want it.
It has a Tapui 10 on top with the RAC system
that you can put access shovels.
Anything before wheel drive.
The Ted Bundy package.
There's many.
You can go bury a body.
You can go anywhere and get lost.
Yep.
So I'm jumping it up a grand on a 100,000 mile 07 20 year old truck.
Does that work?
So what are we saying, 13?
Yep.
All right.
All right, let's talk.
I mean, I don't know how this works.
Go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
Just throw the license plate in there and say, take some pictures.
But I mean, just right now, just go to GiveMeTheVin.com,
put in the license plate, put in the miles.
And in the notes, the computer's probably going to bid it at 10 grand
or 11 grand automatically.
Put decline.
So I talked to John on the radio in the notes.
He bought it from me for 13 grand.
And then the buyer will call back in Alaska
for pictures of the odometer cluster with the car running,
any damage disclosures, and just the normal stuff
in the front and back of the title.
Copy a picture of your driver's license.
And then we'll have you drop it off at one of our...
We've got three locations in Houston.
And just run it over there.
You can get a check today, actually.
Okay. Well, I'm actually on my way to a pool tournament
down south.
So I'm on the phone with my other driver right now.
Yeah, do it on Monday.
So, yeah.
Okay. Wonderful.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate that.
Yep.
Edwin in Tennessee, you've got an S-plad, a 22 Tesla Model S-plad.
How many miles?
How many miles?
Yes, sir.
13,000, 13,000.
How old are you?
Sir?
What is your age?
What?
What's your age?
Why are you more known by age?
Because you sound like you're probably 65.
And that's like the fastest car in the world.
You got that right.
That's one of the bitches I'll add.
Right.
And that just sounds like a lot.
I mean, am I right on the age?
What's your age?
80.
And you got a plaid.
That's something.
Wow.
So you just decided you wanted a haul?
I see it's 22 or 26.
So four years ago, you're 75 years old.
You say, I want the fastest car on planet Earth.
Did you know how fast that car was when you bought it?
Hell, yeah.
That's the reason I bought it.
I drag race.
It ain't nothing like, you know, showing your ass on the street.
Right.
That car's fast.
I mean, it's got a dragster acceleration to it.
I've been in them.
When they first came out, I was at Jay Leno's garage.
He just got one.
And that's the fastest damn car.
He's like, it'll bust the blood vessels in your brain.
It's the fastest thing I ever sat my butt in on the street.
This 50 grand work.
Well, what works?
I have no idea, but 50 certainly won't do it.
Oh, you bought them when they were first bringing.
Okay.
Now I remember that.
Yeah.
The first day they came out, they were bringing like we were selling them in the
lanes for 160 grand.
You're right.
Yeah.
Um, you might keep it.
They've come down a lot.
You know, that was a super special car.
I mean, kind of like the Tesla trucks when they first came.
We sold the first Tesla cyber truck for 240,000.
And some influencer bought it at the auction.
And now they, now they bring 70.
All right.
I don't want to argue with him.
I mean, I mean, I'll give 50, Edward, I'll give 53,000 for it.
Maybe, maybe 54.
But if you paid 150 and he's got that little spice to him, he could be spicy all the way
through the deal.
It sounds like a very cool guy.
No, he does, but it's always going to be a, it's, you got to, you got to have his mic
on.
Who picks, who picks one of those up at 75?
A guy with a lot of personality.
It's all good.
But the fact that he paid, he bought them the moment they came out for a gazillion
dollars and they were, he ain't going to be happy with anybody.
Anybody's.
No, whoever buys that car for him from any price, he's going to be mad about it.
So I don't want him mad at me.
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Edwin, Tennessee.
You're back.
Hey.
Hey.
You hear me?
Yeah, you're on the air.
I told you a while ago I had another car award you in price two.
What is it?
2011 CTSV.
You like fast cars.
Hell yeah.
It's got 4,000 miles on it.
What color?
Black.
Why are you selling all your hot rods?
I'm 80 years old and what the hell am I going to do with it?
Well, what do you drive normally?
What do I drive normally?
Yeah, what's your daily driver?
Well right now it's a Dodge EcoBoost.
Yeah, so tell me, please tell me that this CTS is a wagon, a station wagon?
No, it's not a wagon.
I mean those things are really valuable.
The stick shift wagon CTSVs, that's some good stuff.
Oh yeah.
You sound like the kind of guy that might have got one of those because you probably knew it when you were looking at them.
Is this a two door or a four door?
Two door, a coupe.
Stick?
It's automatic, automatic.
Okay, what color?
Black.
So I went first last time and you were completely disgusted with me.
You go first this time.
What were you selling to me for?
No, I wasn't.
I wasn't disgusted with you.
I knew that they had gone down.
This is reality.
I'm 53 on the, I'm 53 on the plaid by the way for the record.
53,000.
I understand.
How much is this one?
Well that ain't quite it.
You tell me.
Yeah, you tell me, you go first.
I went first last time.
Hell, I don't know what to work.
I don't keep up with it.
But whatever, but if I say something you're going to say no, no.
But so I'm, I think you should go first.
I do.
I think it's the proper thing to do.
I went first a moment ago and now you go first.
I'd hate to price another man's property.
I understand.
I've heard that shit before too.
Right.
Hit it.
This 40 grand by this one.
I got two of them actually.
This 40 grand by this one.
I'll think about it.
Okay.
Well, I'm, you said it's white, correct?
No, it's black.
Oh, black, black, black.
It's a good looking damn car.
I mean, it's really, you know, sharp looking.
I bet.
I mean, dude, you sound so much like my dad.
How many people in your life absolutely love you and absolutely hate you?
There's a lot because you're an interesting cat.
Nailed it.
I hear you.
It's got a brand new set of, it's got a brand new set of those hot dollar tires on it.
So, you know, they're out of date.
Just just, if you want to sell the, I actually reached out there.
I'm offering you really good money on that 2011 Cadillac.
I hit you at 40 grand.
So let's, let's establish a relationship here that you're here to do business.
Say sold 40 grand.
Where's my damn money?
Me push me around on getting your money because I'll pay you quick.
I understand.
So you can say, I actually don't need, I actually don't need the money.
I understand that too.
But you mean you care about money.
You don't want to get swindled.
You don't want somebody to rob you.
You want to get a good deal.
You want to feel like you got paid right.
That's why I hit you at 40 grand.
You've got, you've got a great car, great miles, desirable.
I'll probably keep it in my garage because it's pretty cool.
And I'm offering you 40 grand.
I've got, it will never be worth what a Thunderbolt is.
I don't even know what a Thunderbolt is.
You don't know what a Thunderbolt is?
No.
What's a Thunderbolt?
Thunderbolt is 64 Feral Angle with 427 minute drag race car from the factory.
Okay.
So do you have one of those?
No.
Okay.
No.
I had some that I've got driven.
But anyway.
No, was that a camera?
I don't know.
No, I didn't have a camera.
Where's some of them?
No, but they call that motor.
They call that motor a camera.
Yeah.
Is the Thunderbolt, yeah.
No, I do know exactly what that's worth.
I bought one for 100 grand.
I bought one for 100 grand about a year ago.
About a year ago.
A year ago.
No, no, I bought one for 100 grand, but it was the best one in the world.
It was a, yeah.
Do you have a camera in it?
Yep.
But that motor's 60 grand.
It did.
The motor's 70 grand.
Anyway.
Okay.
You gonna sell me this Cadillac for 40?
No, not today.
Why?
Not today.
Not today.
All right.
I think it'll go up in the day.
I really do.
You're 80.
But what?
Nothing.
You're 80?
What?
JD was saying you're 80 years old.
How long you want to sit on it?
Thank you.
I don't know.
Are you still, how many wives have you, how many wives have you been through?
Three.
I was, Ed, when I was...
Let me tell you a story.
When I bought the Tesla, I went to the dealership and got it.
These people took me out there and my wife ruled that there was me.
Okay?
And when I was coming back with the Tesla, she told me to stop sign and I stopped and
she said, I'm getting out.
I'm not riding with you around the curve because I know what you're fixing to do.
She never rode in it again.
She passed away.
So she didn't leave because you're hard headed.
So are you married right now?
She passed away.
Are you married?
I'm sorry about that.
Are you married right now?
No, but I'm looking.
And how many, so how many years ago did your wife pass away?
Three.
So you were 77 and she was 60 what, or 50 what?
72.
Yeah.
72.
All right.
That's pretty old for you.
That ain't enough spread.
I mean, you were only five years younger.
No.
The reason he married yet is because he's trying 50s.
He's trying 50s, but he ain't having the luck.
The luck.
All right.
Thank you.
I hear you.
All right.
I gotta go.
This is fun.
Bye bye.
I hear you.
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Robert.
In Orlando.
Call back.
He had a 77 Trans Am.
Want to try to buy it from you?
He said he had some other cars too.
I got your number though.
I'll call you after this show if you don't want to do it on me here.
Oh, Eric and Houston.
You want to marry, um, Edwin from Tennessee with all the money and all the fast cars?
Hell yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes, sir.
I sure do.
All right.
Well, um, what have you got to offer him?
I'm sexy.
I'm fun.
I can cook.
I love fast cars and I can drive.
So when he gets too old to drive, I'll still be able to drive.
Do you smoke?
Yes.
That's a good stuff.
Okay.
Cause I hear a little rasp, but I don't know if that's just a sexy raspy voice.
It's a very sexy raspy voice, but I also yell at, I have a 13 year old.
What the hell are you?
63.
You got a 13 year old grand kid that you inherited or did you have this child?
Uh, yes.
I had a 13 year old kid, a grand kid I inherited and I also adopted him.
Cool.
All right.
So that's something else you have to offer him is a, is some baggage, some tag along.
So he could take care of your kid too.
I'm sure that's what he, he sounds like the kind of guy that would really be looking at
this time in his life.
I have an income.
I have a monthly income.
I can take care of my son as well.
And how much do you, do you like get a check or do you have to work?
Oh no, I'm totally retired on disability.
Ah, what's your disability?
Um, I've, I've really bad arthritis and as soon as I can, I'm going to get my feet
huge so I can walk better, but I can still do a lot of stuff.
And I'm, I have no problem lying on my back ever.
Edwin, call back in if you definitely want to get laid.
Now, when you get done, I don't know if she can get out of the bed because she can't
walk.
Now her kid can hold the camera and she'll drive you to the store.
Thank you.
Erica and Houston.
Wow.
That's why people listen to this show.
Robert and Florida.
Good morning.
You're on the air and Robert, we would extend the same invitation of Erica and Houston
to yourself if it was, if it's interesting to you.
Are you there?
Yes.
Did you hear Erica call in trying to seduce Edwin?
Yes, I did.
Okay.
I found humor in that.
You don't sound like you did.
That's a question.
Robert, are you there?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Robert's all business.
Apparently.
Robert, you can't laugh with us about the call a minute ago.
I mean, I think it's pretty damn funny.
It was funny.
So listen, we got a couple of cars for sale here if you guys are interested in it.
Sure.
Are you a dealer?
78.
No, a friend of mine retired as a car collector and we're just trying to clear out his inventory.
Okay.
Are you a...
So we have a...
Go ahead.
78, Trans Am, factory four speed, 6.6, 68,000 miles, white with the red velour interior,
T tops.
Okay.
On a scale, are you a car guy or are you...
No, no, no, no.
I'm a Buick guy.
I'm a Buick guy all the way.
I tried to call you guys last week.
I have the 82S10 Grand National.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now I remember that thing.
Beautiful, beautiful truck with car seats, woodgrain dash, beautiful, 11 seconds in the
quarter mile.
How many cars, it says here, he has a warehouse full.
So how many cars does he want to sell?
I would say close to the closest 20 of them there.
Okay.
And how many does he want to sell?
All of them.
Okay.
And what's the deal?
So like our policy is we deal with the owners and you're a friend.
Are you a friend looking to make some money or are you a friend just trying to hook him
up with somebody?
Trying to make a little off myself.
I'm going to be like his brokerage at this point.
We sold a few of them already.
We have at least four 87T types, 66GTO, 67 Dodge Coronet 440, factory four speed, the
78 Trans Am, and there's a few other ones there I can't name off the top of my list.
So what is the deal?
So let's say I buy this Trans Am for 30 grand because that's what I'm thinking.
And I pay him, how do you make money?
He'll give me percentage off or whatever.
Okay.
Yeah.
As a matter of fact, I was heading over now to get the title and keys for the car as we
speak.
Okay.
So let's just start now.
I'll buy it for 30 grand.
That's enough, right?
Yep.
That'll work.
Okay.
So let's book a deal.
Be done.
I mean, assuming the condition is what you're saying.
We got a white, red 78 Trans Am with a stick.
Yes.
Yeah.
And everything's good.
30,000.
So let's get this deal done, get it started, and get me a list on the rest of them.
And let's put a package together.
All right.
We'll only have the VIN number shortly.
I can go back online and just put it into your website, the VIN number and get it going
from that way.
Yep.
Do this actually on this one because this is a collection.
Go to my name is John Clay Wolf.
Go to JCWShow.com and click email John and it'll go straight to me.
Got you.
And then I will email you from my personal email and you send me that list and then
I'll go through it and I'll hand it to some of my staff to help me.
I'll number them all real quick.
Here's how this is going to work.
I'm going to do the deal myself and then I'm going to hand you off to my guys to handle
it.
Got you.
That's all I'm going to send you some pictures too.
Yep.
I'll do the stuff.
Yep.
Thank you.
Looking forward to it.
All right.
I'll take care of that in a few minutes.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Don't laugh at her.
He's either a lawyer or he was just so focused on getting this car deal done that he wasn't
even listening.
I'm not going to be distracted by humor.
That's fair.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think Tim and Ohio thought it was funny.
I need somebody to tell me that it was funny.
That was funny.
I thought it was funny.
Tim, are you there?
Yes, I am.
I had tears in my eyes driving down the road.
Okay.
Good.
I thought it was hilarious.
One of the reasons I do this show is to entertain myself knowing that I'm entertaining others
and we're all doing this together and having a good time.
That's fair.
That guy wasn't having a good time.
The guy that called a minute ago.
He was just all busy.
He was focused.
I did business during the week.
Yeah.
He certainly was.
Yeah.
Okay.
I can't believe you're going off the air, man.
You entertain America every Saturday morning.
You're going to disappoint a lot of people.
Well, I'll tell you the truth, Tim.
It just doesn't pay good enough.
Welcome to radio.
I mean, last night I had to shotgun from Florida to here in the middle of the night so that
I could be on the air with you guys because I love it.
I swear to God, I absolutely love it, but I've been doing this for 20 years.
I can't have a sat, I can't have a Friday night anywhere.
I've got to be glued to this every Saturday morning, which is fine, but it's just, it's
just 20 years of it.
I mean, it's been a long time.
I will come up with something.
Guys, join the YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf on YouTube, go to JCWShow.com and subscribe
to our YouTube channel because there will be stuff.
I don't know what, I don't know how, but I'm definitely not quitting, quitting, quitting,
quitting, but yeah, quitting terrestrial radio probably the weekend before.
I got to announce that pretty quick.
And if you guys, anybody in North Texas, Austin, whatever want to come up next Sunday, cars,
coffee, quesadillas, Walnut Springs, Texas, nine o'clock at the GMTV garage.
And I still need to find out, I just texted Fus a minute ago to see if Chip's coming.
I should have called him last.
Chip Fus for next week?
Yeah.
Oh, for the call.
Yeah.
Sunday morning.
We're going to miss you, brother.
Thank you.
What have you got in the news, JD?
What do we have?
Do you want to do Florida news?
Do we have time now?
Yep.
Yep.
We can start it anyway.
A woman.
No, from North America's own land down under.
It's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, JD Ryan.
A woman in Florida pulled over speeding through a residential area in Bonita Springs, 123
miles an hour.
Oh.
And her boyfriend's Toyota Supra, of course, it's not her car.
The officer smelled alcohol when she stopped that when he stopped 25 year old Syria Lopez
rolled the window down.
He said, you probably drunk.
Here's get number six.
Shut the car off.
Why could you do in 125?
That's why she's not doing 100.
Why are we going so fast?
Honestly, it's just because he has a Supra.
That's why.
And it's not my car and it's his car.
I'm aware, but unfortunately.
I know.
I know.
Turn around for me.
Well, last time I stopped you, you're doing 110 in it, so I know it goes 123 miles an
hour and she blew a .23.
There you go.
Three times the legal limit.
A point.
A point.
.23.
You under arrest, honey.
Yeah.
I wonder what that guy on the carnival cruise lines would have blown.
Probably anybody.
My name is John Clay Wolf.
I'll be right back with more.
Oh, you got the numbers wrong.
We got two minutes.
Something like, yeah, I want a minute 40 yourself.
Well, the clock's not synced up right there.
58 years.
All right.
We got a minute.
I'll tell you what I've been doing.
So now I did that terrible punchline and I'm left with it.
I wanted to leave the room after saying that.
It's kind of like that Adam Corolla joke when he's like, you know, wearing crocs is kind
of like getting serviced by a guy.
It feels real good when you tell you look down and see it.
That's got to be his best joke ever.
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And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show right after this.
Don't stop this song.
I love this song.
It's my emotional rescue.
Dude that called in with the Taurus, the 89 SHO a minute ago, it's got 50 on it.
You want 18.5 or something?
You're too high.
Yeah, I had a 7,000 mile one that I gave 15 for and it brought 19 at one of those goofy
sales cost me a thousand to get it there.
I had to pay two grand sale fee made a thousand dollars when it was all over.
You've got a 50,000 mile one's probably nine grand.
Maybe if it's really nice.
Erica in Houston, your friend has a 79 Coupe de Ville.
That's great.
Have your friend go to gimmethevend.com and load it up.
OK, Edwin is on the phone.
I think he wants to we want to do a love connection double date.
Hold on a second.
Edwin, are you there?
I've got I've got your next wife on the phone with you.
I am here, but I appreciate the offer from the lady, but I don't need anybody.
I don't need anybody to smoke in my vehicles.
And I don't need any excess baggage or a rug rest.
Well, I thought the note said you didn't want anybody to be smoking in my car.
Pre K, you said my car.
Then you changed it to his car.
The only reason I took it back is he said it was my car now.
So I thought I'd bought it.
But no, in the way.
No, well, in the way, what I appreciate?
I appreciate you all.
It's been fun, buddy.
OK, all right, Erica.
Thank you, ma'am.
Oh, all right.
Oh, well, I'll be damned.
OK, mail from jail is something we do once a week when Johnny Cash comes down
from the heavens and sends reads a letter from a prisoner in confinement
that sent mail to our P.O. box.
Johnny, are you there?
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
John, this week's mail from jail entry reads Hello, folks inside the radio.
My name is Eddie.
I am spending a little time in lock up for interstate track of over 100 pounds
of marijuana and a bit of cocaine.
I never heard your show until about six months back when I got to this new unit.
But you all have been a diamond in the dirt.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that prison sucks.
And it's one of the worst things you can live through.
But you play stupid games and you win stupid prizes.
Speaking of stupid, I didn't know there could be people on this planet
that could be so damn intellectually challenged until I got here.
There is a man here we call bumpkin.
And he talks like boom, how are from that show, King of the Hill?
I once saw this man kill a rat and wear it as a hat.
For three weeks.
And he used that same rat to clog his toilet and cause the whole damn tear to flood.
So we tried to kick his ass, but he just keeps coming back stupider.
I'm trying to get my head around that.
I should see if he can call into your show.
How about talking about an amusing speech impediment?
I'd like to hear more about some of those super cars you buy too.
It is amazing.
Some people can spend that much money on wheels and seats.
But hey, I guess there's lots of different kinds of stupid out there.
You, my friend, just got found out which one makes you laugh the hardest.
And with that chow, he says chow.
Chow.
Chow.
Eddie Carnalis, Robert Presley Detention Center, Riverside, California.
Partner, if you've got mail from Jill, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. Box 471517.
That is in Fort Worth, Texas.
The zip code is 76147.
It's like maybe a bit of a superiority complex area.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
I'm not everybody's stupid.
Trey and Little Rock.
Trey and Little Rock.
You're on.
You're on the air dog.
So you drove by the Spearmint Hippo.
Yeah, so I pass it every day.
That is a rough version of the Spearmint Rhino.
That's a fat girl version of the Spearmint Rhino.
It's in Little Rock.
Oh my God.
Do you attend?
It's pretty gnarly.
So I pass it every day, though.
I go from Little Rock to Conway every day for work.
And there's a sign up there that says
fake news were not closed.
And I heard you guys talking about it
that it was closed, I guess.
Are you going to go buy it today?
I'm like five minutes away from it.
I'm going to a work spot on a site.
And I'll be back in maybe like 15 minutes, but yeah.
Will you stop by there and see if anybody's there
and call into the radio show?
I want a live interview from the Spearmint Rhino Strip Club
in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Yeah.
It's the Peppermint Rhino.
Right.
Do it.
Stop in there.
Say, hey, y'all ever listen to John Clay Wolf's show?
And of course they'll say yes, because everybody does.
And say they want to talk to you.
And let's get one of the gals on the phone.
Let's make this interesting.
Man on the street.
Give me 30, 45 minutes and I'll call back in.
All right, thank you.
Jason Love.
Yes, sir.
Sorry to take care of business from on the radio,
but I've got to do this because I'm fixing to get on an airplane
and go to Utah.
And I wanted to check in with you.
This deal, JD, it's not an Anchorage, Alaska.
I'm lying.
No.
But I'm saying Anchorage, Alaska to keep the other dealers off my trail
because I've noticed people are trying to track what we're doing.
And these deals that we do on our YouTube channel,
they form up, right?
And I talk about it a little bit,
but I have to lie about the location so they don't try to cut me off
at the pass because it's a dog eat dog world.
It is.
Ain't that a truth?
Jason, I'm not going to be near Anchorage, Alaska today,
but I am going to be in Utah.
No, no.
And what is the latest?
Did the guy sign the contract on the 10 Porsches?
So the guys, he said to me, yeah, he's agreed to do the deal.
He said to me the bid numbers right now.
And we're just waiting on that, but he's ready to move forward with it.
You told me that yesterday.
You told me that.
No, you told me that Friday.
But you told me that Thursday that he was going to get you the bid numbers.
He's ready to do it right now.
Yeah.
You know, he's, you know, John, these things take a little time,
especially when you're working in this meeting of them,
but this guy's quite eccentric.
He's not the, he's not a normal guy.
He's just a typical Porsche guy.
So we've been messing with it for three months.
He's got 150 Porsches and we bought 10 Porsches.
And then we're going to go up there and video the rest of them
and try to negotiate and wrap up the whole thing.
Right.
So I don't think he's that serious.
I don't think he's that serious.
If he was that serious,
he would have gotten you what he told you was going to get you on Friday.
Well, I'm going to tell you right now, Joe,
we've moved further along than anyone else has tried to buy this stuff over the past.
Stop, stop, stop, Jason.
You're talking too much on the past anyway.
If you want to talk about somebody that I don't care if we get knocked off.
Let's talk about crazy.
What's her name out in North Carolina?
Vivian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is she, uh, did she ever contact us back?
Yeah.
She's, she's, uh, I think she's incarcerated, Joe.
Here, I'll call her on.
Let me call her on the phone and see if she answers.
She's an angry old lady.
Oh, incarcerated.
Vivian, Vivian.
Hang on.
Pump.
Here we go.
Wait.
Angrier than that.
I don't have it.
I thought I had it.
Yeah.
Shoot me your, uh, shoot me your phone number.
I'll try again.
Yeah.
This is the lady that had, it was in the news.
She had all the cars that she did mechanic's leans on.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Pump boys.
Yeah.
I don't think anybody wants to buy those cars.
All right.
We, we, we've got to, um, we've got to go.
So anyway, um, I just didn't know why I was up in that part of the world.
If I should go by and see him, but, um, well, let me know.
Give me an update later.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
800-800-7234-800-800-RATO.
Good job, Billy.
I had a long getting nominated for nominated in or nominated.
He's in.
These are the finalists.
Yeah.
Very cool.
Yeah.
It's about time.
Iron Maiden too.
You know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But if you're going in the same time as Sade, you know, come on.
Hey man, stop with that Corolla crap.
All right.
It's, it's not, I mean, it's not bluegrass.
I know it's not Van Halen, but like there's all kinds of rock and roll.
You couldn't have rock and roll without gospel and country music.
You know, it's fully American just like the lightning round is where we do dial a deal
which comes up right now 800-800-7234-800-800-7234.
She dialed 800-800-7234.
Year make model miles, average rough for clean.
Call in with your cars.
Turley, let me know if we picked up that Gullwing, that 1200 mile SLS.
Is it going to make it to next week's sale?
In next week's sale.
If we buy quarter million dollar cars on the radio, we buy $500 cars on the radio.
We buy everything on the radio for America's best car buyer.
Give me the VIN dot com.
Go to give me the VIN dot com.
If you'd like to sell yours right now, we're just calling 800-800-7234.
Y'all remember we gave like 300 grand for that portion of that guy?
Miami the other day?
Sure.
Picked it right up, made a video of it.
Just like we said, showed us selling it.
I think it made three grand after shipping.
But when you enclose those shipping, like the shipping on that car is two bills.
Seriously.
If you're going to pull a 300 grander around, you got to do it in clothes.
That's true.
In fuel prices, it's high.
So we spent almost 300,000.
We netted like 2800.
I mean, one percent.
Yeah.
That's the game.
That's the game.
You got to know what the hell you're doing.
And you got to be dealing with people that are lying to you about the condition.
You got to go the other way.
We'll be right back.
Now, back to the John Clay Wolf Show presented by give me the VIN dot com.
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1-800-800-REDIO.
1-800-800-REDIO.
This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
Morning.
Morning.
We'd be on air.
Bo in Alabama.
Hello, John.
Hey, you've got a 70 Challenger RT 440.
Is it a pistol grip or is it automatic?
It's automatic.
Okay.
And is it...
It's an original 3D 3 car.
So it's a clone 440 swap.
Does it have the six pack 440 setup?
No, it does not.
Okay.
It's a 440 4-wheel, isn't it?
I think it's too high.
Okay.
If you want 440 for it, I just...I mean, 45 for it.
Well, I bought one yesterday at Barrett for 45.
A yellow one.
I don't know if you're watching Barrett this week.
And it was a charger though.
So it's a more desirable...
Good car.
Better.
Right.
Better.
Right.
And I gave 45 plus their fees.
So I gave 46.
Say I gave 50.
But it is a six pack 440.
And it was recently restowed.
And...yeah.
Did you do the restow yourself?
Restoration?
Yes, sir.
Yep.
Where in Alabama are you?
I'm in...right next to Auburn.
I'm in a little town called Minnesota.
Okay.
Would you take 30 for it?
No, sir.
Why?
Because it's worth boarding that for me.
Okay.
But it's pretty much anybody I would thank.
And that charger you're talking about, I'm sure it was in a 440 six pack car.
Numbers matching.
It was not numbers matching.
But it's built as one, just like yours is.
I mean, most of...I mean, it had been 100 grand for us.
Hell, it had been 150 grand for us.
Hell, it might have been 200 grand if it was a numbers match 440 six pack 70 charger.
Right.
No.
200 would be a Hemi.
I had a Hemi...I had a 68 Hemi the other day, 426, a real one.
And...
I bought it in a group.
Do you ever watch my videos on YouTube?
I have watched them occasionally.
I'm on YouTube too, John.
Okay.
Did you see the one in Utah where I bought the Pantera, the 53 Vet and the 68 Charger?
I did not.
I did not.
I didn't have a Pantera back in the day though.
I just lost 25,000...20,000 on the Vet.
And the guy that sold them to me, he was like, that Vet is going to make a bunch of money.
But I don't know about the Charger.
And I was thinking the Charger is going to make a bunch of money, but I don't know about the Vet.
The truth was, the Charger did make a bunch of money and the Vet lost most of them.
But between the two of them, between the three of them, I think they averaged about 3,000 a car.
So it all was worth doing.
But everybody's opinions are just different.
What's the name of your YouTube thing?
It's Bo's Mopar Garage.
Okay.
Well, what's the least you'll take for it?
I would take 44.
Okay.
I'll look...
Somewhere close to that.
I'll look.
I'll look.
Go to GMTVCC, which is giving them in Classic and Collector or GMTV Garage.
I love that thing up.
Let's take a look.
And I...
I...
Did you...
I tried going out to give me the VIN.com a couple times, but nobody ever got back to me.
That's disappointing.
Did you attach pictures?
We were looking for a 17.
Pardon me?
Did you attach pictures with it?
I did not.
No.
That's probably why, because so many of those old cars that...
Okay.
Yeah.
That's not an excuse.
They need to be contacting you back anyway.
But I can tell you, the guys with photos definitely calls back quicker.
Right.
And also, they were looking for a VIN number.
You know, the old cars only have 13, so we put a bunch of zeros in there to make it go through.
But we'll try it again.
Yeah.
But just...
Yeah, please put...
On that one, just go to GMTV Garage.
You can go straight to me.
You can go straight to me.
You can skip the system.
And guys that worked for me at the company, listen to what he's saying.
When you get these...
They didn't do 17-digit VINs back then.
And when you see a bunch of zeros or a...
Or the VIN's not right.
But the real thing is, if you're wanting to sell something, especially old, as you can
imagine, so many of them are in terrible condition.
Yeah, no.
Pick pictures, pictures, pictures.
It's a pretty car.
It's red on red with a white top and white stripe on it.
All right.
How many cars do you have for sale?
That's the only one I want to get rid of right now.
All right, thanks, sir.
800-800-7234.
800, 800-880.
Rick, put this mercury in GimmeTheVin.com also, okay?
I can do this.
Thank you.
800-800-7234.
800-800-radio.
My name's John Clay.
We'll buy cars and radio from Eric's Best Car Bar.
Give me the VIN.com.
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Sometimes you like to talk about it, sometimes you don't.
I'm actually doing a bucket list trip today.
I'm doing something that is not work related, however, my portion of it can be written off
because I'm taking a guy with me that works for us.
Forgive me the VIN.
But all the guys chipped in and we're just splitting up our trip.
But what are you doing?
Where are you going?
What do you think I'm doing?
Dude, you do so many crazy things.
If I'm going with six guys...
Six guys.
And we're...
Sounds like hunting?
Okay, that would be normal.
But it's not.
I'm not much of a hunter.
No, you're not.
So what would be a bucket list?
You know me pretty well.
What would be a bucket list kind of trip?
I've got six guys going with me and we are going to be gone today, Sunday, coming back Monday night.
So it's going to be a quick hit.
And it's an hour and a half to our flight from here.
Anywhere.
I know.
It's not a drink trip.
What did you say?
I said you could be anywhere in two hours.
You said something else.
Oh God, I thought I heard you say it.
Motor cross.
Okay, it's not motor cross, but now you're on the right vein.
Tahoe.
You're in the right direction.
Sierra Nevada.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Where is Moab?
That's right.
It's right there.
Moab.
Moab is not Sierra Nevada, is it?
Moab's west of, like the Donners died in Sierra Nevada.
Okay, yeah.
So we're going to Moab and we're going to ride dirt bikes on the trails up there for two and a half days.
Like Red Rock?
Yes.
Oh my God, dude, seriously?
Never been.
Oh, I had never had either.
Any shows there?
I mean, they get to Red Rock.
No, no, no, we're not going to the Red Rock concert.
We're going to, dude, we're going like deep in the woods, the red area, Moab, Utah, and
we're going to hardcore ride trails for two and a half days.
Wow.
So I've been practicing and getting in shape.
And last week I didn't ride at all because knowing me, I'd fall and break my pinky, right?
And I didn't, because the reason we didn't do this a year and a half ago is because I
broke my, it was all scheduled and I broke my collar.
Got it.
So you're staying off.
So you were...
Last 10 days ago, I stopped riding because I'm like, I'm not, I'm going to keep myself
clean.
I'm going to be a virgin.
What a fun trip.
Yeah, it'll be fun.
What a blast.
My buddy drove down from Idaho, brought his rig and he broke down, he burned his motor
up in his Volkswagen Vanagon when he landed in Moab last night.
I got you.
So he's going to have to get his car towed.
I'm looking at the pictures, the archways and the canyon lands.
We're going to ride through all that crap.
That's going to be amazing.
But not on the roads, I mean on the single track.
I'm assuming you're going to take GoPro.
I'm not.
They hopefully will.
I don't know.
I just think this would be a great video.
Yeah, I'm excited.
You got a new video coming up in noon?
Yes.
Noon Today.
Oh, it's that real estate thing.
It's where I bought the house on the courthouse steps from the lady and then she squatted
on me and wouldn't release it.
And she's a little bit of a wackadoodle.
Am I right?
Very much.
But she started calling the cops so much they called the crazy house owner.
I think she did it on purpose.
I didn't put this in the video because I didn't want to.
Maybe we shouldn't talk about it.
That'd be fine.
I mean, I'm not saying her name, but she, um, yeah, so she went off to the crazy house
for a bit, but that protected her.
How so?
How would that protect her?
Because it was an eviction process going on.
Oh, but the, but the, but the smart, I know it.
I think she's smart.
Yeah.
And, um, mean smart, but when, when we got in there finally and they got the safe opened,
there was enough money, cash and gold in that safe to pay for the $250,000 foreclosure.
All the problems.
All the problems.
And she had two other pieces of real estate that were free and clear.
She just didn't want to move and she didn't want to pay her ex-husband.
I get it.
Okay.
I get it.
And then during the process, she stopped paying the taxes on the car on the house.
So there was $235,000 worth of back taxes and there was a $250,000 or $300,000 lien from
her ex-husband.
Cause when they divorced, he gave her three properties and said, I need two or 250 grand.
And she said, I'll pay you the 250 and she never did.
So he had to foreclose on a $2 million house over a $250,000 lien.
It's a pretty damn good video.
She just wanted to, to drag this out.
Yeah.
She wanted to.
She did.
Yeah.
Uh, it took me 10 months to get the house.
I bought it and didn't get it, the keys to it until three weeks ago and that was 10 months
ago.
I thought it was nice.
10 months ago.
And I had to spend, I don't know how much illegal and went through three hearings.
But it's still a multimillion dollar property.
It's a nice place.
I think I sold it yesterday.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
But, um, maybe, I mean, you don't know until you've been paid, but she promised me a contract
today.
Another lady.
Huh.
And I short sold it.
I just wanted out of it.
I just want to go.
Whatever.
Why just, just, just that lady won.
She wore me down.
She wore you down.
Yeah.
She didn't win, but, but really, I mean, had I not been at the foreclosure auction, the
guys that were bidding against me, there were three of it, four of us, and they dropped
out at 700 grand and we kept going.
I've got it for 1.2.
Yep.
And this was trying to say, lady, don't be mad at me because it would have sold for 700
grand.
Right.
If I hadn't been there, you're getting more because I'm involved and then she took the
equity that she got from the court and she started hammering me with lawyers with my
own money.
Wow.
Dude.
It's like you've been married to her.
It was weird.
I learned something.
Yeah.
Crafty old bro.
Yes.
Yes.
To what end?
Is that correct?
Yes, sir.
You're close.
Oh, it's time.
It's not the last thing.
We're going to take a break.
Oh, okay.
Um, yeah, but that's today's video.
It's not car related, but it's transactional.
It's auctioning.
Sure.
It's weird.
Crazy people.
Very weird.
You shared some text dialogue you had with her.
Did you read it?
Yeah.
And I was like, wow.
Listen, I've been in radio for 40 years and so I've known a fairly reprisational cross
section of crazy people and she certainly qualifies and I ain't knocking it either because
and I didn't realize that my mother worked for her in the 80s.
Is that right?
Did you read that part?
Melinda?
Melinda's my mom.
Wow.
Are you Melinda's son?
I was like, oh God.
And then she said, yeah, she worked for me in the 80s after the divorce.
She wasn't a rocket scientist, but she was really nice.
I'm like, she just felt like telling me my mother was stupid.
I mean, that's what she was saying.
Your mother sure was sweet, not a rocket scientist, but sure was sweet and pretty.
Did you read this stuff, JD?
No.
I never saw it.
It leaves you with a very, very whatever happened to Baby Jane vibe.
Vibes, yeah.
Absolutely.
Who's Baby Jane?
Movie.
Classic suspense movie from the 60s.
We'll be right back.
My name's John Claude Wolf by Carso Radio from America's Best Carbide.
Give me the Vin.com and remember to go to Gordon Boswell Flowers, which you can link
to it from the JCW Show website and they give listeners a discount, but they're just great.
I mean, they're the best.
We only deal with the best and they're the best beer back.
If you want to tell your kids why you shouldn't wear nose rings, Monica Borreyes this week
had two emergency surgeries because she had the nose pierced ring thing and then the backside
that holds it and it fell off in her sleep and she, it's in her lung and it caused problems.
Oh my God, dude.
Now, why is that quit and select that so abruptly?
We've got a remote operator working with us.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's pay in the ass.
Thanks for your help, Turley.
Thanks.
Thank you, Michael.
I was listening.
He's done a very good job.
This is a first time ever configuration and it's been a huge help to me.
Bob used to run the board forever.
Why are you so out of balance?
I don't know, man.
Jesus Christ.
It's like riding a biker or skateboard.
It ought to be.
It should be.
It ought to be.
It's, this is a very different setup than I've ever, you know, we had carts.
Do you remember carts?
Have you ever been in an old studio?
Dude, don't start that old crap with me.
You and I did this on the same kind of board for years.
Well, the board is fun.
We had carts and we used Simeon.
We used all the same products and you act like you've never seen any of this before.
The board's fine and all these stinger.
But we had stingers up in Vernon.
Things and I don't remember stingers in Vernon.
It might have had nine buttons.
This one's got 40 and it's got five pages with 40 tabs each.
Jason and Houston, do you want to sell this car to me if you buy it?
Do you want to sell this truck to me if you invite from your uncle?
No, I want to keep, I want to hang on to it.
It was my great granddad's truck.
He bought it brand new from the dealership.
I just know if I want to figure out what is actually worth, you're probably the best
person to talk to.
Yeah.
If you can buy it for 10 grand, you're doing fine and your uncle's sorry bastard for making
you pay for it because he got it for free and he should hand it down to you for free.
Well, I will agree 100% on that part.
All right.
Y'all have fun.
Wow.
Antique roadshow.
I've been trying to get my grandfather and his brother just bought like 1971 trucks together
at the store the same day and they were gold and my cousin has the other one.
My grandfather's brother's truck, which is identical to an Evassum at about three times.
It's all hell beat, whacked out, piece of junk and you would think he would just give
it to me.
Sure.
Nope.
Nope.
He'll sell it to you.
He wouldn't even price it.
And he's a hoarder.
Yeah.
What do you think it's worth?
Just give it to me, shame me.
It's going to take 25,000 to restore this truck.
It's a long bed.
It's not, just stop.
Just stop.
Right.
Wow.
Come on.
You're like, can I have a piece of your steak?
No, I'm checking this home to my dog.
You'd rather take it home to your dog than to give me a piece of your steak.
No, he'd rather leave it under the tree where it's been sitting for the past 35 years with
the windows beat out of it and the hail done.
Well, then I think you should pay for this meal.
Are you serious?
Pretty, pretty, pretty serious.
Pretty sure.
Pretty weird.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
There was also a story about a problem in the delivery room this week in Florida.
It was in South Texas where a Mexican couple had a very white baby.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Two wongs.
Two wongs don't make a white.
She did not just do that.
That's so bad, it's funny.
I'm glad I tickled you.
About three Sanchez cans.
Stop.
Everybody stop.
He's not here.
He's a Texan.
He's the accidental racist.
Okay, what have you got in the news, boss?
We can do news.
We can do backtracks, whatever you'd like to do.
Backtracks.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy, we got backtracks.
It's great backtracks this week.
What have we got?
It's the anniversary.
This day in 1981, Eddie Van Halen married actress Valerie Burton-Ellen.
We're also jealous when he...
Well, remember, we got two Van Halen tracks that we're gonna put that backwards.
She's not that hot.
She was.
She was at the time, man.
I mean, she was okay.
You were too young to know.
I wasn't too young to know.
You was in like...
Suzanne Summers was hot.
I mean, it's the same era.
She was one day at a time.
I mean, yeah, she was...
I mean...
She's not that...
She's not pinned up girl-hot, but she was at girl-naked-store-hot.
Yeah, cutie-cute.
Yeah.
No.
Not for you.
She was fine.
Just did it for you.
Oh, my God.
Valerie Burton-Ellen is so good-looking.
No, she's not.
She's attractive.
She's good.
She's solid.
But the holy smokes...
Eddie Van Halen could have done better.
Damn.
Go ahead.
Well, listen, we all like whores.
But Valerie Burton-Ellen was very cute.
She was cute in two syllables.
She was cute.
Cute, too.
We've got two Backward Van Halen songs for that play for you.
Maybe that's what you didn't like.
You didn't like wholesome.
I do like wholesome.
My wife's very wholesome.
She's very wholesome.
If you can correctly identify these songs, you get a prize from not only the John Clay
Wholesale site.
What?
We've got a vinyl copy of Diver Down from Born Late Red.
That's pretty cool.
Wouldn't you like to have one of those?
Yes, I kind of would.
Actually, that one.
Put that on the list of the...
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Here comes cut.
So hang on.
You got to call in 800-800-7234-800-800 radio and guess these Diver Down songs from Van
Halen.
First person that wins gets to go to JCWShow.com and grab free merch.
Cut, too.
Are you screwed up?
Focusing on Eddie's playing on these two.
And I'm not sure if they're both on Diver Down, okay?
Where they're through?
That one's not.
I'm not sure.
That one's not.
I'm not sure.
Okay, so scratch the Diver Down.
Well, we do have a copy of Diver Down.
We're giving you a copy.
Okay.
Are they three or two?
Two.
Two Van Halen songs run backwards.
Eddie's parts.
Guess the songs.
Cut one.
Run backwards, by the way, which is hard to figure out in this context.
Do cut one one more time.
I'm trying to figure it out.
That did, did, done, done.
If you play it backwards, done, done, done, done, done.
Got it.
Kind of sounds like cut two in my head.
I mean, on the same song.
Oh, yeah.
What's cut two?
That's easy.
That's easy.
That's simple.
All right.
You take the vocals out and that'll plumb rattle some folks in there.
That one, I mean, I'm seeing the part right there.
But cut one, I'm not grabbing.
I think I have it.
But I think in my brain, it's the same, I'm coming up with the same title as cut two.
Maybe one more time on cut one.
Done, done, done, done.
Hang on.
Well, the first one.
Corona Del Mar.
Corona Del Mar.
What you got?
Pretty woman and what else?
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
You can't say.
Yes.
I'm ready to go.
Oh, my bad.
Okay.
So you're calling him.
I mean, he just can't quit cussing.
Let him go.
Let him go.
California, man.
Right.
337 area code.
What's your guess is pretty woman and cradle of rock.
Bam.
That's what I had.
There it goes.
Play it.
All right.
No, no, no.
Pre-K number 11.
What is what is 337 area code?
Have you seen juniors grades?
Hey.
Have you seen juniors grades?
What is 337 area code?
Is that Colorado?
I'm sorry.
I can't hear you.
We're jamming to the car.
The music's too loud in the car.
What area code?
What city?
Louisiana.
Louisiana.
I should know that I knew it.
I just wouldn't hit me.
Lafayette.
Lafayette.
Lafayette.
Daniel, it is not.
What are your guesses, Daniel?
Running with a devil and jump.
Nope.
It is pretty woman and cradle of rock.
Huh.
Huh.
What else you got in the news?
We have, let's see here, the American Idol kicked off.
Excuse me, this week's show with a carry underwood singing along with Billy Idol.
And this is kind of cool.
She's, they're singing Rebel Yell with, like I said, a little guitar guru here.
Steve Stevens.
Yep.
Kind of her 12.
She used to sing that rock and roll, man.
She did good with guns and roses.
Yeah.
And if it expires, pray him for more.
And then comes Billy.
There you go.
So I might need to stop at the store before I leave and get some more of those flavored
pouches because in California.
Yeah.
I've been dipping those Zen type things for a year now.
And in California, you cannot buy them flavored.
Why?
I like the grape and the dragon fruit.
It's just like in California, you can't smoke menthols.
Why?
Because kids love them.
Is that really the reason?
Yeah.
But I mean, that's not menthols.
Is it?
Kids don't love menthols.
Do they?
I mean, it's weird.
It's weird in LA.
You can burn down a city, but you can't smoke new ports.
Welcome to California.
Yeah.
I mean, can you just burn down new port and throw the?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's weird.
You can leave it alone.
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About this episode
The show bounces between classic-car appraisals, listener calls, and a long stretch of political talk about Iran reimposing restrictions on the Strait of Hormuz. John also spends time on Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback speculation, especially Aaron Rodgers, and fields a wild assortment of vehicles for live bids, including a box truck, WRX, VW bus, Corvette Grand Sport, and a heavily modified Camaro. The episode mixes auction chatter, sports opinions, and off-the-cuff commentary in the usual fast, chaotic style.
