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Concept
robotic thumb
It’s basically an extra “thumb” you wear. The goal is to make it easier to grab things with your hands.
Concept
sandrail
A sandrail is basically a dune buggy built for sand. It’s usually lighter than a normal car and has suspension tuned to handle rough sand. Many use Volkswagen-style engines because parts and upgrades are easy to find.
Part
cams
Cams are parts inside the engine that decide when the valves open and close. Changing them can make the engine feel stronger, especially when you rev it. The speaker also hints the engine isn’t built all the way to the full plan yet.
Part
holly
“Holley” (transcribed as “holly”) is a well-known carburetor manufacturer, and swapping to a Holley carb is a common performance modification on older engines. The host also describes physically modifying the carb (“cut the back edge off it”) to clear an “air fan,” which highlights how fitment can drive what carb setup works. This is especially common on sandrails where engine bay packaging differs from stock.
Term
air fan
An “air fan” in this context likely refers to the cooling or airflow component used to move air around the engine (common on air-cooled setups). The carburetor fitment issue suggests the fan housing/ducting occupies space that the carb needs to clear. For buyers, this is a reminder that engine cooling hardware and carb choice must work together.
Term
two-place
“Two-place” means the sandrail is a two-seater configuration. Seating capacity matters for how the vehicle is used—whether it’s meant for solo rides, passenger rides, or towing/gear carrying. It also affects how the chassis and cockpit are laid out.
Term
seat covers
Seat covers are the fabric or leather pieces that go over the seats. They can protect the seats and make an older car look nicer again. If they’re hard to find, having a new set can be a big deal for value.
Term
wet sanding
Wet sanding is when you lightly sand paint using water to smooth it out. It’s often done between paint coats so the next coat goes on evenly. Done carefully, it helps the paint look smoother and more professional.
Company
Mannheim PA auto auction
Mannheim is a place where cars are sold at wholesale auctions. Dealers bid on vehicles there instead of buying from a regular dealership lot.
Term
lane rep
At an auction, a “lane rep” is the staff member assigned to one lane. They help keep the auction organized and make sure the process runs smoothly.
Topic
Mannheim Philadelphia auction
They’re talking about an upcoming car auction near Philadelphia. The focus is on how tough it is at first, but how it helps you learn the auction process.
Concept
dial-a-deal segment
This is a live segment where people call in with their car details and get offers. It’s like a quick, on-air way to get a bid for selling or trading your car.
Concept
trade it in
A trade-in is when you give your current car to the buyer and that price goes toward your next purchase. The amount you get can change the deal a lot, so it helps to shop around.
Concept
VIN
VIN is like your car’s fingerprint. It’s a unique code that helps websites and buyers know exactly which car you have, not just the model name.
Term
21,000 miles
Mileage tells you how much the truck has been driven. Lower mileage usually means less wear, especially on things like tires, brakes, and suspension.
Term
sunroof
A sunroof is a window in the roof that can open. It’s mostly for comfort and fresh air, but it’s another part that needs to stay sealed properly.
Part
new grapplers
“Grapplers” refers to a type of off-road tire. They’re meant to grip better on rough surfaces while still being usable for everyday driving.
Company
JL Audio
JL Audio makes car audio equipment like speakers and subwoofers. Upgrading to it usually makes music sound clearer and louder than the stock setup.
Term
5.7 V8
A “5.7 V8” is a bigger engine with eight cylinders. People like it because it tends to feel strong and smooth compared with smaller engines.
Concept
trade-in
Trade-in means you sell your current car to the dealer and use that value to help pay for the next one. A higher trade-in can make the overall deal better.
Brand
Earl Stewart
They’re talking about a specific dealership called Earl Stewart. Dealerships can affect how you buy a car—like where the car comes from and what kind of deal you can negotiate.
Concept
rebates
Rebates are manufacturer incentives that reduce the purchase price of a vehicle. They’re often time-limited and can be combined with other incentives to reach a target “out-the-door” number in negotiations.
Concept
unfinished and needs paint
They’re talking about a car that isn’t finished and still needs paint. That usually means it’ll take extra work (and money) to make it look right, so it can change what it’s worth.
Concept
Oklahoma bucket
They say “Oklahoma bucket” like it’s a category for cars from that state. The idea is that where a car lived can affect its condition—especially rust—so it changes how they evaluate it.
Company
America's Best Car Bar
They mention a sponsor called “America's Best Car Bar.” It sounds like a car-related business, but the clip doesn’t explain exactly what they do.
Concept
NFL draft "traded up"
In the draft, teams can trade picks. “Traded up” means they paid to move higher so they could pick a player they really wanted.
Part
battery
The battery is what gives the car the power to start. If a vehicle “starts right up” after a battery install, that’s a good sign—but it still might need other repairs to run reliably.
Concept
redo everything
“Redo everything” usually means the car wasn’t truly ready to drive and needed a bunch of repairs. On projects like dune buggies, people often discover problems after the first attempt to get it running.
Concept
traded a race car motor and stuff for it
They’re saying they didn’t just buy it with money—they swapped a race car engine (and other stuff) as part of the deal. That makes the real cost harder to judge because the engine’s value matters.
Concept
point, man
They’re talking about who’s handling the deal—like the person acting as the go-between. That person may want to get paid for making the transaction happen.
Term
doom buggy
A “doom buggy” is basically a fun, off-road style car—usually light and built for dirt or sand. Here, they’re talking about one they’re selling and where it needs to be delivered.
Concept
race cars
“Race cars” refers to vehicles prepared for competition, which typically means more durable components, performance-focused setup, and sometimes stripped-down interiors. When someone says they’ll “build a motor” for race cars, it usually implies engine work aimed at reliability and power under sustained load.
Term
exhaust wrap
Exhaust wrap is a special heat cloth/tape you put around parts of the exhaust. It helps keep the heat from spreading around the engine bay. People use it to protect nearby parts and sometimes to make the car run cooler under the hood.
Term
header paint
“Header paint” typically refers to high-temperature coating used on exhaust headers to resist heat discoloration and corrosion. Many products are designed to handle extreme exhaust temperatures without burning off quickly. Color choices (like gray or black) are often about both appearance and heat management.
Term
pressure gauge for the brake lights
That sounds like a sensor/switch that tells the car when you’re braking. Instead of just guessing from the pedal, it checks brake pressure and turns the brake lights on. If it’s broken, your brake lights might not come on reliably.
Term
exhaust pipe black
People often coat or paint exhaust parts because they get extremely hot and can rust or look ugly over time. High-heat coatings help them last longer and keep the color. It’s mostly about durability and looks.
Term
heat wrap
Heat wrap is a special fabric wrap you put on exhaust pipes to keep the heat from spreading. It can help protect nearby parts from getting cooked. Over time it can wear out, so it may need replacing.
Term
chrome
Chrome is that super shiny, reflective metal look you see on some car trim. People like it because it makes the vehicle stand out.
Concept
dune buggies
A dune buggy is a small off-road car made for driving on sand. It’s usually light, has big tires, and is built to handle rough ground better than a normal car.
Term
fiberglass frame
Fiberglass is a lightweight material made from glass fibers and resin. It’s often used on off-road cars because it can be shaped easily and helps keep the vehicle from getting too heavy.
Car
Jeep Cj7
A Jeep CJ7 is an older Jeep made for off-roading. People often modify them with lift kits and roll cages for tougher driving. In the episode, it’s the Jeep he built and loved before it was taken away.
Part
six-inch lift
A lift kit raises the car so it sits higher off the ground. That helps it clear obstacles on rough roads or trails, but it can also make the ride feel different and may require extra setup.
Part
power steering
Power steering makes turning the wheel easier. That’s especially helpful on older vehicles or off-road builds where the tires and suspension make steering harder.
Part
smitty built roll cage
A roll cage is a metal safety frame inside the vehicle. It helps protect you if the vehicle flips or crashes hard, and it’s a common upgrade on off-road cars.
Car
Chevrolet Camaro
A “big block” is a bigger V8 engine that can make a lot of power. A “Camaro drag car” means the Camaro was set up to race in a straight line, like at a drag strip.
Term
batteries tick, tick, ticking and getting hot
If a battery starts making odd sounds and gets hot, it can be dangerous. That combination can mean the battery is failing and could catch fire, so it’s safer to move it outside and away from people.
Concept
thermal runaway
Thermal runaway is what happens when a lithium battery failure turns into a self-feeding fire. Once it starts, it can get much worse very quickly, which is why it can look like sparks or “fireworks.”
Term
golf cart fire
Golf carts also have batteries, and if one battery fails, it can lead to a fire. The story is basically saying the same kind of battery problem can happen in other vehicles too.
Term
e-bikes
E-bikes run on rechargeable battery packs. If the battery is acting unsafe, some shops won’t work on it or won’t charge it until it’s handled safely.
Term
airlines are very careful about putting those in the open
Airlines are careful with lithium batteries because they can catch fire if something goes wrong. They try to control where and how the batteries are carried so a problem is less likely to spread.
Concept
remade the Gullwing
They’re basically saying Mercedes updated the Gullwing at some point. When a car gets redesigned, certain years can become more desirable, which can change the market price.
Car
SLS Gullwing
“Gullwing” is the nickname for the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG coupe because the doors open upward like wings. People pay attention to this version because it’s the most iconic look of the SLS.
Concept
lightning round
A lightning round is a quick “what’s it worth?” segment. The caller gives a few facts about the car, and the host answers fast based on what similar cars are selling for.
Brand
gimmetheven.com
gimmetheven.com is the website sponsoring this segment. They’re also saying you can use it to sell your car.
Car
Kia Sorento
The Kia Sorento is a midsize SUV, and here it’s being valued in a pricing “lightning round” based on mileage and condition. Mileage (150,000 miles in the segment) strongly affects what buyers will pay and how quickly a vehicle sells.
Term
150,000 miles
Mileage is basically how much the car has been used. At 150,000 miles, buyers expect more wear, so the price usually drops unless the car has been well maintained.
Term
Crew Cab
A crew cab is a truck with extra doors so there are seats in the back too. It’s usually better for carrying people, not just cargo.
Term
Zuzu diesel
They’re asking what diesel engine it has. The speaker isn’t sure which brand it is, so they throw out a guess before confirming the Mercedes engine.
Concept
cabin chassis
A cabin chassis is basically the truck cab plus the frame, but not the final “box” or cargo body. People buy it when they want to build or customize the truck for a specific job. It’s like buying the foundation and then adding the right parts later.
Term
original miles
“Original miles” means the mileage on the odometer is the real mileage, not something changed. Lower or verified mileage usually suggests less wear. Here, the speaker is saying the truck started out with relatively low miles.
Concept
frame stretched three and a half feet
“Frame stretched” means the truck’s frame was lengthened to make the truck longer. People do this when they need extra space for a bigger box or equipment. It’s a big change, not just a cosmetic one.
Term
Lay's Box
The “Lay’s Box” sounds like a custom branded cargo box added to the truck. Instead of a normal bed or cargo area, it’s a specific box built for a purpose—likely branding or a special delivery setup. It’s part of the truck’s customization.
Concept
total truck
A “total truck” usually means the truck was wrecked badly enough that the insurance company wrote it off. People sometimes buy those trucks for parts or to reuse certain components. If you’re building with salvage, you want to be sure everything is safe and properly installed.
Concept
parts were hard to get
Sometimes replacement parts aren’t available right away, especially during big disruptions. That can slow down repairs and make it harder to keep a vehicle running.
Concept
depreciated on your taxes
Depreciation is how taxes treat a vehicle’s value dropping over time. If you use the truck for work, you may be able to reduce your taxable income based on that decline, depending on the rules.
Concept
extended bed
An extended bed is just a longer truck cargo area. A longer bed can change what you can tow or convert the truck into for hauling.
Concept
hauler bed
A “hauler bed” refers to a specialized truck bed configuration intended for hauling—often with reinforced structure, different mounting points, or a layout suited to a particular job (like horse hauling or equipment transport). The transcript implies it may require significant fabrication work to fit correctly.
Concept
recutting the frame
Recutting the frame means cutting and modifying the truck’s main metal structure. That’s serious work because it affects how strong the truck is and how safely it can carry loads.
Concept
tour haulers
Tour haulers are vehicles built for people who travel a lot with gear and need space to live or store equipment. Think of them like a mobile base for touring.
Concept
toy haulers
Toy haulers are travel trailers or RVs that have a big garage area for fun stuff like dirt bikes or ATVs. They also include a place to sleep and live while you’re traveling.
Concept
convert this into a toy hauler
They’re talking about changing the truck so it’s more suited for hauling bikes/ATVs, not just driving around. Part of that is how it’s decorated and marketed, because buyers often expect a certain “purpose-built” look.
Brand
Kawasaki
Kawasaki makes motorcycles and other off-road vehicles. They mention it because adding a recognizable moto brand to the truck’s graphics helps sell the idea that it’s for hauling bikes.
Brand
KTM
KTM is a motorcycle brand, often tied to dirt bikes and off-road riding. They’re bringing it up because the right brand graphics can help buyers instantly understand what the truck is meant to haul.
Brand
Lay's potato chips
Lay’s is a snack brand, and the hosts are using it as an example of irrelevant or mismatched branding on the vehicle. The point is that the wrong graphics can hurt the vehicle’s “purpose-built” appeal when selling it as a toy hauler.
Brand
Polaris
Polaris makes off-road vehicles like ATVs and side-by-sides. They’re mentioning it because putting that kind of brand on the truck would make it look more like it’s built for hauling those toys.
Concept
paint these pictures for people
They’re basically saying you can’t just explain the truck—you have to show people what it’s for. Visual details (like graphics and branding) help buyers “get it” faster.
Topic
Poison Spider, Hell's Revenge, Double Block Crack, Devil's death
These sound like the names of specific off-road trails. The names are basically a clue that the routes are tough and technical, not casual driving.
Concept
trail difficulty / "ridiculous" days
They’re basically saying the trip got harder each day. In off-roading, harder trails usually mean more obstacles and a bigger chance of getting stuck or hurting the vehicle.
Concept
dirt bike obstacle course (rock wall, drop-off, water hole)
This sounds like a dirt-bike obstacle course with different hazards like water, steep drops, and rock walls. Those surfaces change traction, so riders have to use technique to keep control.
Term
blip
A “blip” is a quick tap of the gas. It helps the bike keep power and stay stable when you’re hitting a jump or obstacle.
Term
wheelie
A wheelie is when the front wheel comes up off the ground. Riders do it to help clear an obstacle, but it takes balance and careful throttle control.
Concept
motocross track
A motocross track is a dirt-bike course with jumps and bumps. It’s built so riders can practice and race, but it’s also more intense than just riding on trails.
Term
doubles
“Doubles” are two jumps back-to-back. You land, then quickly jump again, so you have to hit the timing just right.
Term
whoops
Whoops are those bumpy sections with lots of small hills in a row. Your bike’s suspension has to work constantly, so it can feel rough and risky if you’re not used to it.
Concept
helicopters
Helicopters are mentioned because the location is so remote that getting help by car would take too long. If someone is hurt far out in the mountains/desert, air transport can reach them faster. It’s a sign the area is hard to access.
Concept
rock crawlers
Rock crawlers are off-road vehicles made for crawling over rocks and steep obstacles at slow speeds. If a trail is meant for rock crawlers, it’s usually rough enough that regular off-road trucks may struggle. It’s a sign the terrain is serious and you need the right vehicle and experience.
Concept
air conditioner is still not working
If the air conditioner isn’t working, it could be something small like a leak, or something bigger like a bad compressor. Either way, it’s worth diagnosing because older A/C systems can be tricky.
Concept
radio is not in it
If the radio isn’t working, it could be wiring problems or an old/removed unit. In older cars, people sometimes replace it with something that looks original but works better.
Concept
burnout
A burnout is when a driver spins the driven wheels while the car is stationary or moving very slowly, usually to heat up the tires. In muscle-car culture it’s often done for traction/feel before a launch, or just as a showy demonstration of power and tire grip.
Car
79 Trans Am Silver Anniversary
A 1979 Pontiac Trans Am is a famous muscle car from the late ’70s. “Silver Anniversary” means it’s a special version with extra theme/trim details, and people often collect them—especially if it’s been worked on a lot.
Concept
supercharged engine
A supercharger is a device that pushes extra air into the engine. More air usually means more power because the engine can burn more fuel. It’s one way people make an engine faster without changing the whole car.
Term
800 horses
“800 horses” means the engine makes around 800 horsepower. Horsepower is basically how strong the engine is. It’s a big number that usually means the car has been heavily modified or tuned for performance.
Term
big intake
The intake is how air gets into the engine. If it’s bigger or flows better, the engine can breathe easier, which can make it feel more responsive and sometimes sound different.
Concept
burn both tires from a 30 mile an hour roll
That phrase means the car is spinning the tires and losing grip. If it can do that even while already moving, it usually has a lot of power and/or not enough traction for the tires.
Concept
squirrely
“Squirrely” means the car feels like it’s getting out of shape or not staying planted. If they say it’s not squirrely, they’re saying it feels stable and controllable.
Part
all new suspension
Suspension is what connects the wheels to the car and helps it stay stable over bumps and during cornering. New suspension parts can make the car feel tighter and more predictable.
Term
revalve the steering pump
Power steering uses fluid pressure to help you turn the wheel. “Revalving” is like adjusting how that pressure is controlled, which can make the steering feel more responsive.
Term
toe
Toe is basically how much the tires point inward or outward compared to straight ahead. If toe isn’t set right, the car can feel unstable and start vibrating when you’re going fast.
Concept
race car tuning
They mean the car is being adjusted like a track car—fine-tuning the setup until it behaves smoothly at speed. It’s not just a one-time alignment; it’s repeated testing and tweaking.
Topic
Reggie Fest
“Reggie Fest” sounds like a party/event for Reggie, connected to his birthday. The hosts are talking about whether he’s done it before in Austin.
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Alright, welcome to the show where the company, the economy is fake,
the politicians are faker, and somehow your grocery bill is still real as hell.
We got wars popping off, college kids protesting things they can't spell.
The government assuring everything is under control, which is exactly what they said
right before every single disaster in history.
Netflix raising prices again, apparently inflation only affects things you actually enjoy.
Meanwhile, gas is high, interest rates higher, and your ex is still somehow doing better than you on Instagram.
Speaking of fake success, half of these influencers are one month away from moving back in with their mom.
But don't worry, they'll still sell you a course on financial freedom.
Sports, same story, billionaires arguing over stadium deals while you're trying to figure out if the guac is worth the extra 250.
It's not, but you're going to do it anyway because that's America.
And in today's biggest miracle, airlines still hadn't figured out how to board a plane without turning it into a cage match.
Just say every man for himself and let's get that over with.
But hey, despite all of that, you made it here, which means you're either successful because you're here with us or you're avoiding something way more important.
Either way, you're in the right place.
So let's go.
What do you got in the news this morning, JD Ryan?
What do we have?
Wow, what an intro.
That was amazing.
We actually have video to go with this one.
It's kind of fun.
I wonder what the high end colleges are doing, John.
You're talking about conditions of the world.
They're really, really high.
They're like Cambridge, people that you know.
Are they curing cancer?
Are they ending war?
Well, at Cambridge University, they've been working on a tech project to give you an extra thumb.
Designer Danny Claude had this idea and they've been testing this third thumb idea, cut number 15, Mike.
Ready?
Okay, wait a minute.
I think that's wrong.
It says cut number 13.
Play it again here.
I've only done this one all the time, but I'm going to do it tonight because y'all are a big crowd.
We got some Chinese team volunteers.
All right, that's not it either.
13, yeah.
Well, hmm.
What else is going on?
Thumb number three.
You want to try number three?
Just in case.
No, I have Raiders at three.
I guarantee it's not right.
They created a robotic thumb.
Right thumb, yeah.
It fits on your arm and it's a smart thing.
It puts a thumb right next to your pinky.
So you can grasp things.
Grab from both hands.
A lot of the videos show a guy playing guitar.
Have you ever tried to make a bar chord on a guitar?
What's a bar chord?
As you got to stretch your finger way up there and then pick other.
It's like, it's almost impossible for me.
All right.
Real guitarists do it all the time.
Okay, a bar chord.
That would be awfully helpful to have another thumb, Sandy Claude, if you're listening.
How is my favorite Mexican Victor?
What's up?
What's up, John?
Are we going to take a shot this morning or what?
No shots for me, dude.
I'm not.
I don't drink on the radio.
I would.
It's just.
Take a shot.
Come on.
Someone's got to take a shot.
Victor, you and I talked at our last, when we had our last in-person event in California,
you and I had a little talk about your alcoholism on the side during a break.
Sounds like you're.
Here we go.
All right.
Give it to me, man.
Well, I mean, it's a little early.
You're in LA.
So that means you're two hours behind.
Is it six, 10 this morning and you're thinking, what do you want to take a shot at, Vic?
Well, I'm drinking some vodka.
There you go.
I mean, more power to you.
I'm not dissing.
I just cannot perform properly if I'm drinking.
If I'm drinking, I go into a different mode that is not very organized or ambitious or focused.
All right, Bobo, let's go.
Speaking of unorganized, not ambitious and lack of focus, Bobo, let's go.
That's not very nice.
Vic, you don't.
I resemble that.
Thank you, Vic.
Lee in Florida, you've got a sandrail.
You've got a sandrail for sale.
Yes.
It's a 73 sandrail Daytona, titled in Street League.
What motor?
It's their first time calling.
What motors in it?
A bug motor.
Yeah, it's got a bug motor.
It's got some cams in it, but it's not punched all the way.
And on a scale of one to 10, how nice is it?
Yeah.
Oh, it runs great.
I mean, it runs good.
We had to modify a holly.
We put a holly on it instead of the stock one.
Had to cut the back edge off it to fit behind the air fan.
But yeah, it runs great.
But what's it look like?
A sandrail, everybody's a dune buggy.
So is it a two-place or a four-place?
Two.
OK.
You talking about seat?
Yep.
And I got the last set of Daytona seat covers brand new that was in the nation for it.
So average rougher clean?
Oh, very clean.
I've completely redid it.
The paint, I did three coats of paint with wet sanding between with third coat on the frame.
Everything's been detailed up very, very nice.
I might give five grand for it.
He just might take that.
I will let my business partner know he ain't up yet.
Hey, can you pull Pre-K up?
Pre-K you there?
John, guess John might be there.
Pre-K you there?
Yo, what's cracking?
You know what I was thinking this week?
Like this guy, you know, he called you and you screened up a 73 sandrail Daytona.
Yeah.
How could we get him to, do you have pictures on your phone of this, Lee?
Yeah, and I can send you some pictures of it.
So what, hang on, hang on, Lee, hang on, Lee, hang on, Lee, hang on, I'm trying to put something together.
What would happen if we got Lee to shoot you the pics?
Are you giving Kyle's number and have him shoot Kyle the pics?
You want to add pictures to this mess?
I think it could be a lot more fun because the people that were bidding the cars of the sandrail Daytona
and we're looking up at the screen and all the people streaming on the YouTube can see it.
Lord, I hope there's an easy way to do it.
I think it's easy.
I think that if you give Lee Kyle's number and he shoots him pictures, then Kyle can quickly load it.
How long does it take you, Kyle, to load photos?
It's going to be like five, seven minutes.
Why does it take so long?
Well, I got to get it on my phone, download it.
If it's the right file type, I might be able to just straight airdrop it,
but I might have to crop it or screenshot it and then crop it.
Okay, let's think speedy.
What if you screenshot the photo that you open on your phone and save it as a screenshot?
Can you airdrop that?
Well, yeah, I still have to crop it and then I have to download it on the Mac.
Why do you have to crop it?
We're not going for heavy style.
We're not trying to win an award.
I mean, I'm just trying not to be sloppy.
But I think if we're going fastball, let's try one fast and see how,
I think a little bit of slop might be worth not doing it at all.
All right.
Yeah, let's try it.
So, Lee, I'm going to put you on hold.
I want you to send in pictures.
Pre-K, give him Kyle's phone number and Lee's going to shoot him some photos of the Sandrail.
Hey, long as it ain't my number, let's get it.
Yeah, let's give Kyle's number to everybody.
Well, I mean, what are they going to do to Kyle?
They're going to, I mean, gay porn?
I mean, you might.
I mean, Kyle's pretty funny.
I'll probably send him some back.
You might.
All right.
Kid Spicoli strikes again.
That's funny.
Rico Suave, what's up?
Good morning, John.
Morning.
Did you know that we have given you a new job up there in Pennsylvania?
Yeah, I heard a little bit of that from Turley this week.
We're going to make you a lane rep.
We're going to make you a lane rep.
Sounds pretty cool.
Have you ever repped an auction lane before?
Not in real life.
Okay.
Just in, just in system.
Okay.
So we're going to, we're going to start gathering all of our northeast zone stuff to the office where you up there by Hatfield.
And then we're going to sell, start selling those cars at the Mannheim PA auto auction.
And you're going to be the lane rep.
And it's going to be a total and absolute disaster, but we're going to have fun doing it.
And Turley is going to be on the phone with you telling you all the things that you're doing wrong.
And you're going to get frustrated and walk off and then you'll come back and say, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have walked off, but I'm going to finish it.
It'll be fun.
Yeah, Mannheim Philadelphia auction.
Be ready for a show.
Why?
Right?
It's the most satisfying learning curve out there.
Does he have a sell that bitch t-shirt?
He'll get one.
Okay.
Yeah.
He needs the full gear.
Don't eff with me.
I'm busy.
All right.
Good.
Our fan club president or founder, one of them became our staff member up in PA and Philly.
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Nothing can go wrong.
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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
And this is a little dial-a-deal.
The lightning round stew in West Palm Beach.
You've called in before, haven't you?
That's a couple times we've chatted.
Yeah, how you doing?
Good.
So, is this a truck that you're looking at or a truck that you own?
No, I own the truck.
Bottom brand new.
Cool.
It's by Daily Driver, which is, you know, 15 miles a day.
It's only got 21,000 miles.
TRD Pro.
Loaded, loaded, loaded.
So it's leather and sunroof?
Just leather, sunroof, four-wheels, new grapplers on it.
JL Audio, I upgraded inside.
And I love it.
It's the last 5.7 V8s.
You know, not the crappy V6s they're running now.
If you've got 45 grand, if you've got 45 grand on trade in,
I think you're winning.
On the note here, it said you got 45 grand on trade.
I don't think, like, what dealership is that that you're working at?
It's one of the local Palm Beach dealerships.
What's the name of it?
Earl Stewart.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, they wouldn't, if they were buying from me at the auction,
they would not pay 45 grand for that drug.
So I think that they're over, did you work them up to 45 grand?
Yeah, I played them up a little better looking.
You know, looking at a new forerunner, I want to get a TRD forerunner.
They're working on some rebates and some other money to get to that figure.
So that's not a live standalone figure.
I don't believe they'd pay that if it was just standing there on its own two feet
without the other side of the deal.
So I think you won.
You did.
Yep.
Yep.
I hope it helps.
Okay.
I'm going to go with that.
Good truck.
Yeah, on the last note.
Appreciate you.
Yo, fuck you.
I'm sorry.
Yes, it is.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
He dropped an F-bomb on accident.
I'm glad that they feel so comfortable that they can do that.
Travis, do you have any pictures of this car?
I do.
I'm just not able to send them in at the moment.
I'm driving.
You can't pull over and just highlight three pictures and fire them to a number?
I'm running late to work.
Well, call me when you're more serious about selling your car, the one without any paint
and needs finishing, because this one we got to see, Travis, we got to see it, especially
the fact that you live in a state of Oklahoma.
That goes into a different bucket.
Unfinished and needs paint out of Oklahoma.
It goes into the different bucket than normal unfinished and needs paint.
The Oklahoma bucket needs further review.
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Tom fell off a roof in college and now he can't speak, but clearly he can still laugh.
The only thing harder than the concrete I fell on was your d*** while being molested.
When I was eight, I was molested by my friend's dad.
What was that, buddy?
Hey, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
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So the NFL Draft began on Thursday night in Philadelphia.
And while there were a few surprises and possibly missed opportunities, pretty much everybody
saw this one coming.
Here's Roger Goodell.
Cut number three.
With the first pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select Fernando Mendoza.
Mendoza!
Quarterback in the end.
They played this right when he was walking out.
Did they really?
Fernando.
No, they didn't, but that was a no-brainer pick right there.
Yeah, everybody kind of saw that coming.
Two teams especially were lauded for selections they made in the first round.
Round one of the Dallas Cowboys got to say traded up to select Ohio State Safety Caleb Downs at number 11.
Securing what a lot of people, a lot of experts now were calling the best defensive player in this year's draft class.
This is how Giants wide receiver Malik neighbors reacted to that pick.
Number four.
Man.
Oh!
Careful, Lee.
Hey, I'm proud about that division, bro.
How does this make you feel that he's going to be on the Cowboys?
I got to play against this thing again.
He's a thing.
He's so good, he's a thing.
Bro, he's good, but he's very good.
He's very good.
Bro, he's very good.
The Cowboys doing something right finally.
Nice.
Fernando Mendoza, they're talking about him like he's the savior of Western civilization.
Not just a quarterback.
No, no, this guy's going to fix the franchise, the fan base, probably the city budget.
You know, then here comes the big comparison.
This kid reminds us of Tom Brady.
Oh.
No, he doesn't.
Nobody reminds you of Tom Brady.
That was a sixth round miracle that ruined everybody's expectations for a mere 30 years.
Draft Night is the only place where a guy cries in a $10,000 suit because he just got drafted to a team that's been rebuilding
since American Online was a thing.
That's true.
Patriots had a pretty good pick late in the first round.
They've got what they were calling a genuine lift tackle.
Yeah.
I mean, Patriots got other issues they're worrying about their coaches.
And Diana Roussi.
That story is awesome.
Meanwhile.
Is that the chick that screwed the coach?
Yeah.
That's his baby.
Well, that's so crazy.
That's a rumor.
But his name's Andrew.
No.
So what's the coach's name?
So the coach's name is Mike.
And the kid's name's Mike.
The kid's name's Mike.
And they got together before.
So she was dating whoever the husband was at the time.
And then she gets married.
Dating?
Oh, okay.
She wasn't with the husband?
At the time they were engaged.
I'm sorry.
So she was screwing two guys and she picked the other guy to baby daddy.
We don't know this.
No, but I mean, that's what she had to make a decision.
This is all a ledge.
I'm just talking.
So they, she marries the Sky Andrew, but she's still dating or seeing.
Michael.
Mike, variable.
And he's actually married at the time with kids, family and stuff like that.
And so then she has a kid, happens to name him Mike.
So, and she's still going with the coach, with the Patriots, Mike.
Right.
And this goes on.
This is four years.
Four years.
Okay.
And they finally get discovered.
Cause I think they don't, the rumor is that the husband of her hired private investigator
and got the photos out and they got leaked.
And so now it's a whole big thing.
And he has to step away from the draft for a day cause he's going to counseling and she's
not counseling for a while.
I don't know, but she's not being heard from.
Yeah.
Four years.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's so funny.
It's the, it's a classic story.
Everybody thinks the sideline chick is screwing somebody in football, right?
And it actually happens.
What about the girl that had the look that was screwing the Michigan coach?
What happened with her?
What was her name?
Okay.
The Michigan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The white girl and the black coach.
And we've had a big deal about the look.
Remember the look?
Yeah.
Cause there was those girls in high school that had the look.
The look.
The ones that.
Well, look at Diana Rossi.
Diana Ross didn't have the look.
No, no, no.
This chick from.
Diana Ross.
You're talking about the look for that coach.
I got you.
Now the look of that, you know, the white girls that prefer black guys have a different
look a lot of the time.
And she really had it in my opinion.
What was her name?
What was his name?
Where did he go?
The Michigan coach.
He, there was a court hearing not too long ago.
I don't know.
I haven't heard anything new from the story.
But he threatened to kill himself, didn't he?
There was a lot of drama.
Yeah.
Well, he went over there and threatened to kill himself.
Yeah.
To her.
To her.
Yeah.
Right.
Allegedly.
I saw an interview with him this weekend and she looked like a liar.
Hmm.
I know what you mean.
Hey, we've got pictures from Lee's dune buggy in Florida.
Oh boy.
That is a, so, so how we're going to do this pre-k is like, when I say that, there you
go.
Lee, I'm looking at, I'm looking at your car now.
All right.
I even sent you that video.
I don't think he's able to download videos and problems, but how long have you had that
thing?
There's the videos working.
Thank you.
Perfect.
Okay.
We got it about six to eight months ago.
And when we got it, he said, Oh, just put a battery in there to start right up.
And I put the battery in there and started rolling off.
What'd you pay for it?
We had to redo everything.
What did you pay?
What did you pay for it?
Really?
I mean, I don't care if it was two grand or eight grand.
I just wonder what you really paid for it.
I can't, we traded a race car motor and stuff for it.
There you go.
There you go.
We got about five grand in it.
Okay.
I'll buy it for five grand.
Where are you located?
Lakeland, Florida.
Lakeland, Florida.
Okay.
I'm going to take a picture of this.
I'm going to send it to my guy in Florida.
Not Fernando.
He's got a name like Fernando.
Alfred.
He's got at least 55 because he's got to make something on it.
You can pay him the five.
Why is it my job to pay your, why is it my job to pay your point, man?
Well, I'll tell you what, if you'll deliver it, I will let Fernando tell you.
I've got this Cuban refugee.
Remember Eileen Gonzalez?
No.
Really?
We hired Eileen Gonzalez and we named his, we changed his name.
He changed his name.
We helped him legally.
I paid for the lawyer to Albert Cruz.
And you don't remember Eileen Gonzalez when he came over on a raft about 30 years ago?
No.
I don't hardly even watch the news.
He works for us.
He works for Give Me the Vin.
And his new name is Albert Cruz and he'll be contacting you and he will tell you where
to deliver the car.
I mean the doom buggy for 5,500.
Is it in Florida?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we got 10 race cars.
You know what I do all day long.
All right.
I'm going to do some work on race cars, build a motor.
Oh my God, I do everything.
Why'd you paint the pipe white?
Kind of looks gay.
Yeah, I know.
I was going to, I've got wrap.
I was going to wrap it with a exhaust wrap.
Go ahead and do that before you deliver it to us.
Because that's got like a, did you ever see that cartoon, the ambiguously gay duo?
Right.
No.
It's giving me vibes of that.
It's giving me a, it's giving me a.
Oh God.
Now I see it.
Right.
It's got a gay vibe to it.
I need to get rid of that.
So, so do something to fix that.
Will you?
Well, it's got the header paint on it.
And can you paint it gray?
Can you header paint it gray or black?
I might be able to do that for you.
Yeah.
It's just got that.
I mean, it looks like it needs to be in Key West, not in Lakeland.
And I don't, Key West doesn't pay as well.
So let's, let's un-gay it.
And then let's un-gay it.
Okay.
I do.
The sand rail, the gay rail, the Lakeland gay rail coming up.
Give me the VIN auction soon.
This horse speed, this thing will fly.
I bet it will.
I bet it'll drop to his knees in a heartbeat.
All right.
I did find one issue last night.
My, it's the pressure gauge for the brake lights.
And that's the first time we've actually got it tested.
And I think the pressure gauge got to be replaced.
I'm excited that it even has one.
Whose foot is that?
Oh, that's your hand.
All right.
We got it.
We got a $5,500 dune buggy delivered, un-gayed.
We're going to repaint the headers in the exhaust pipe black.
Or are you going to wrap it in a heat wrap?
Yeah.
Or dark gray's fine too.
Just that white, man.
It's got that Scooby-Doo thing.
Like, hey, man, we're in Florida.
You want to go out in the desert?
I got a ride for you.
And that's just the barest thing.
And it could be better if it was chrome.
That's asking too much.
We can skip that.
All right.
Thank you.
Let's go, Lee.
We're buying dune buggies.
We got one running next week at Mannheim too.
Is it straight or alt?
It's got that glitter red.
It's a little bit gay.
It's a liberal?
Yeah.
Is it a liberal or conservative dune buggy?
It's like very 70s.
Very, very 70s.
That's pretty.
No, no.
It's got that fiberglass frame on it too.
Oh, good.
Oh, yeah.
That whole deal has given me some bad flashbacks that are hitting me.
My father, I built a Jeep CJ7 when I was in high school.
Bought it for $2,500, put six-inch lift on it, put power steering on it.
Gumbo monster mutters, all the stuff.
Bad ass, put high back seats, smitty built roll cage.
I had a bad ass Jeep.
I go to college and my dad said, I don't want to leave this in the garage.
And I said, okay, well, I can't really keep it at college.
So he gets with our drunk neighbor that's a car dealer.
Oh, here we go.
That's all you need to say right there.
Right?
And at the end of it, I did not have my wonderful Jeep.
I had a sand rail BS dune buggy that broke the first time I drive it and some warped
out white trash, big block, Camaro drag car.
And I think dad got 1,500 cash and he kept the cash and the dune buggy went up thrown
away and I don't know what happened to the drag Camaro.
And that's where a lot of these bad vibes that I've projected onto these automobiles
come from is a real life experience.
No wonder you're irritable.
I hear it's like BTS.
You're out of money.
You're a dune buggy.
You were a dune buggy.
I was dune buggy.
We'll be right back.
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Hang tight, be right back.
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And now from North America's own Land Down Under.
It's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, JD Ryan.
We have video to go with this one.
This is greatness.
Go to JCWShow.com.
You're going to want to see this video.
A Florida woman, her home security camera caught kind of an interesting scene in the driveway
this week.
Alexandria Anaya had basically bought a powered wheelchair from a thrift store.
Okay.
Nothing to do.
Plugged it in to charge it up and she heard it like making a tick, tick, tick noise.
Went out there, touched the battery.
It was just about to explode.
Cut number eight.
Audio.
Wow.
That was a golf cart?
That was a wheelchair.
She's like, this is making a weird noise.
And you can't jump up and run out of it if you're in a wheelchair.
She actually took the time to Google, what should I do if the batteries tick, tick, ticking
and getting hot?
They said, take it out of the house and put it in your driveway.
It looks like a firework show.
Friend of mine in Arkansas, Abdullah.
His mother's house burned down from a golf cart fire just like that.
Jesus.
So the battery?
And he bought it at the golf cart.
So his brother and sister were pissed at him for buying her the golf cart.
Yeah.
The e-bikes too.
There's places that won't take them in and service them because of that.
Is that why the e-bike that he wanted the battery out of it before he took it in?
Yeah.
That's what I found out for that.
I was like, oh, okay.
And airlines are very careful about putting those in the open.
Oh, God, yes.
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
Yes, it's happened.
Wow.
Yep.
Yep.
I mean, if a plane catches on fire, how does everybody not die?
Well, hopefully you'll get the fire extinguisher and put it out, which is what happened on
the United Flight where it did happen.
The battery caught fire, they started smoking, they opened it up, hit the extinguisher.
Had that not happened, well, value jet, John, that's what happened on value jet.
They had the oxygen canisters in the cargo area, they caught fire and everyone died.
The one over the Everglades?
Correct.
Hmm.
So the answer is...
I'm surprised more airplanes don't blow up and die more often.
Yeah.
Why?
They're pretty safe.
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm just surprised.
With stuff like that.
Okay.
That can happen.
That was very, very sad.
Oh, yes.
The passenger-induced crashes is what...
Okay.
Yeah, something stupid.
Yeah.
A substitute teacher at a high school in Florida has been arrested.
I bet she's hot.
Probably so, but maybe, maybe listen to the audio before you say that.
She was caught acting erratically and twerking in the classroom.
Listen carefully.
I don't want to listen.
I want video.
I don't think you probably do.
Angela Faith Jordan.
Here it is.
A little unhinged in cut number nine.
Is that her?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is she high?
Yeah, she's on something.
Is she high on crystal meth?
She's got something going for her.
I know, right?
Just...
They say they think she had, like, a psychotic break while she was at school.
She was in there.
These are the people that are teaching your children.
Yeah.
So, well, she's a substitute.
Yep.
Yeah.
And it's...
In for the day.
He's seen the video on JCW Show.
She's like, yeah.
Everybody just starts walking out of class like, oh, it's time to go.
Did you all watch that video that we put up last week about the house that I bought?
Yeah.
I did, man.
I did.
The part I left out about that is she got put in the crazy house for about...
I don't know how long.
Okay.
During this process?
Yes.
And that protected her.
And that stopped the eviction.
Oh, because you can't get evicted if you're crazy?
I don't know.
Something like that, yeah.
Is there some kind of rule?
I mean, I didn't really press it.
I just assumed if she was in the crazy house, I couldn't wait to back off.
Dude, that was the weirdest video.
You see, just looking at that house with the dogs and the crap on the floor and the beautiful
home.
I mean, a beautiful home.
But she was not all there.
She was living in that house like that.
I love that.
The best part of that video, what we're talking about is the house I bought in foreclosure
on the courthouse steps.
We had to evict the owner.
And it's on our YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf.
It's just something like a million dollar mistake or some crappy...
I didn't even know you could buy a house on the courthouse steps.
This is the first time I've ever done it.
But what we didn't tell, and I tell the radio listeners more than I tell the YouTube people,
is the friend that was like the realtor kind of guy.
That's her ex-stepson.
And his dad was the person that had the 250,000 dollar judgment that was trying to get collect
from his ex-wife.
That has a little behind the scenes.
And she went to the crazy house during this whole episode.
And he should have told me that she was worse.
He said, oh, she's crazy.
But you know, Trey talks like that.
It's funny.
I didn't think she was like real crazy, like legitimately.
So anyway, I bought this house on the courthouse steps, had to pay the court, give them all the money.
The judgment from her ex-husband was way less than what the house brought.
The house brought a million, too.
And there was $230,000 or $40,000 worth of back taxes on it on top of that.
Anyway, I had to pay the back taxes.
That wasn't in the deal.
The judgment was about the ex-husband's contract with her to pay him $250,000 at the divorce.
She never paid him.
So he filed for foreclosure on the house.
So she got all that money minus the $250,000 that she owed her ex-husband minus attorney's fees.
So she got all this money from the deal and she started fighting me with it.
And she had money.
She had all kinds of money.
Piles of money.
Piles.
You know, in the safe, there was like $100,000 cash for sure and maybe $200,000 worth of gold,
which would have paid the entire judgment off.
Sure.
And I don't know if that was there.
She might have gotten the money from us, from the courts, and then turned that into that.
I don't know.
Who knows?
What a complicated deal.
The best part of that was Amy when she was like, no, you need to leave.
And she's like, well, I thought it said I had till the 16th.
She's like, the 16th was yesterday because we kept kicking the can with this lady and
being really nice and giving her more time and more time.
And finally we had to bring the cop in and he's like, it's time to leave.
It's time to go.
That was great.
Well, the piano hadn't left yet.
She's like, well, you're leaving.
Yeah.
You've had 10 months to get out of here.
That was a great one.
Couldn't turn that one off.
Good.
That's our YouTube channel.
If you're not familiar with it, you can go to it and you can actually watch us live
on the stream right now.
If you go to JCWShow.com, the videos are on one button and the live stream is on the other
and there's a chat of Wolfpackers, the fans of the show and they're on the right-hand
side and you will meet like kind there.
Sure.
They're eccentric, odd, smart.
You know, a lot of our crowd is pretty intelligent.
They're just extremely sarcastic.
Very.
I wonder where they got that from.
I can't imagine.
I wonder why they landed here.
And why they love you.
Right, exactly.
We have a video coming up, by the way, after the break of a lady who went crazy in Louisiana
speaking of videos, naked running in the street, throwing things in cars.
That'll be coming up on the other side of the break.
They ought to do Louisiana versus Florida, like crazy wars.
Yeah, crazy.
I think the Louisiana would win.
I just don't think it's as well publicized because it's so deep in the bayou, people
don't know.
Yep.
I think a lot happens that we don't get reported.
Right.
Like between Homa and Venice and that zone.
Yeah.
Where the real crazy French Canadians are.
It's better than Florida.
It's better.
Yeah.
It's not as much funny gay stuff like under the quarter.
Funny gay stuff like Key West.
But the Key West versus the gay quarter stuff could offset.
Yeah.
This is good.
Maybe we need to do, Baba, would you go do a video and report it like weird gay stuff
out of Florida versus Louisiana?
We'll be right back.
We'll talk about this while we're talking.
We'll talk about this while we're talking.
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Calling all hoes.
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Saturday, April 25th, remember cars, coffee, quesadillas, Walnut Springs tomorrow morning
9 a.m. at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse.
We've got the canteen right there in the GMTV garage.
We have a breakfast and then we go on a car tour and we have a couple beers here and there
and it's a good time.
Jerry in Oklahoma has something to say.
Jerry, what's on your mind?
Man, you guys were talking about the coach and the white girls and all that stuff earlier
and I had to laugh, bro, because I work in a grocery store
and there's this white girl that works for Little Debbie
and she's in there every week, you know, filling the Little Debbie stuff
and the whole time she'd been coming in, I'm thinking to myself,
man, I bet she likes black dudes.
They have the look, man.
That's Jerry from Oklahoma.
Jerry, the Little Debbie girl.
One other thing, I cut him off before he got a little too comfortable,
but he said she wears a Tupac shirt.
Okay.
There you go.
That's really not the look I'm talking about.
I'm just so excited about that thing and it felt right.
Philly draft, Philly, Philly, Philly.
Easily, easily the best part of the draft
and I didn't realize what happened.
All this was going on until the next day I watched it on Good Morning Football
but, you know, Cowboys made a great pick in the first round, okay?
Next up, Philadelphia Eagles and this was what can only be called a heist
for USC wide receiver Mackay Lemon at pick number 20,
which is the perfect spot for him, but where is he going to go?
Here's the whole nefarious affair as they described it on Good Morning Football.
An in-state crime, if you will, when it comes to NFL draft territory
and that is the fact that the Steelers made a phone call
to a wide receiver prospect who was in Pittsburgh,
family starts celebrating the Eagles trade ahead
and get Mackay Lemon the guy that they wanted.
Here is what it looked like from the player's point of view.
Let's go, let's go!
Hey, why Philly coming?
Oh, Philly just treated for you.
Hello? This is Philly. He just treated for you.
What?
Philly's taking you right now.
Imagine you're the Steelers and you were on the phone with this guy
and you're pouring your heart out about,
you're going to become a Pittsburgh Stealer.
It's like you're at the altar, Seth, and we're going to build a family together
and I love you and all my soul and my heart and soul.
And then someone swings in and kicks through the stained glass window,
takes up your wife and walks out with them
and they live in your same state, they live on your same block.
Yeah, Philly.
You know how they found out about it.
The Cowboys tipped off Philadelphia, which is crazy that they had this.
How'd that happen?
So, Mike McCarthy's the coach, new coach of the Steelers.
Okay.
And of course, he's got folks that he's brought over
that used to be coaches of the Cowboys and they were just talking,
I guess, chatting.
Hey, guess what? Yeah, we're going to pick this wide receiver.
Why would you tip your hand?
I don't know. That was stupid.
And so the Cowboys are like, hey, you know what?
Why don't we call Philly because we know they need a receiver.
Wait a minute.
And see if they'll trade.
And so, of course, Philly's like, yeah, sure.
And they traded what, two fourth round picks, which is a lot, to trade up.
And Cowboys like, okay, let's do a deal.
So Philly jumps.
So, actually, Cowboys helped out Philly to, I guess, basically Pittsburgh,
lose out on that receiver, which is crazy that they would help him out like that.
So, yeah.
The draft can, you know...
Sounds like me and my ex-wife are enjoying it.
We went to our daughter's.
Tabitha had a graduation dinner.
And when I saw my ex-wife, I don't know what I was thinking.
And walked up and everybody was just so nice.
And when she walked up, I just gave her a hug.
I know.
And my real wife went, what?
She's been laughing.
She said, every time I think about that, I just laugh.
That was the funniest thing I've seen in 20 years.
You were like mid-hugged when you went, what am I doing?
No, I didn't even think about it.
But she did it.
She's like, this is hilarious.
That is pretty funny for me.
She said, both of y'all were engaged in it before you realized what y'all were doing.
That's hilarious.
What did Tab think?
She was like, what is mom and dad doing here?
And then her husband reached out to shake my hand.
My ex-wife, I'm like, whatever.
But her husband, I really don't like him.
I mean, I really don't like him at all.
And I'm not going to tell you why.
But like after the nice gesture with her, then he stuck his hand out.
And I went ahead and went, I was more upset about shaking his hand for sure.
You had to because if you didn't, then it would have been real awkward.
Very awkward.
So you didn't shake his hand?
I did.
I didn't like that.
Did you wash it?
No.
Afterwards?
No.
But he did something.
I can write her off as just first.
I can write off some of her behaviors just out of her mind.
But not him.
He involved.
Okay.
We should just stop.
Okay.
It's always just showing a little foe friendliness for the kids' sake.
Sure.
I've found.
Yeah, no.
It was actually with her.
It's a half-assed real friendly, I think at this point, which is very odd.
Sure.
I never thought it would come to that.
Not things change.
Over the years, things finally change.
We just don't care anymore.
It's like, it's not, you know, you're not angry.
The opposite of love, as they say, is not hate.
The opposite of love is apathy.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So you're kind of like, well, I don't have apathy for him.
Okay.
Not for him.
So you still hate him.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hates the strong.
I didn't thank you for setting me up, Johnny Cochran, to say it like that.
You're welcome, sir.
That's fine.
That's what I do.
That's fine.
If the hug don't fit.
Very random comment.
But if you have a SLS or have a friend that has an SLS Mercedes, it's an expensive car.
Like I think 2012 is when they remade the Gullwing.
Those cars have made a move in the market.
And we are, we will probably surprise you with our offer on that car.
So if you know where an SLS Mercedes is, and if you're a dealer that knows where an SLS
Mercedes is, that we'll buy and we'll cut you a reader back on a, on a buy fee bird dog,
go to GiveMeTheVin.com.
I forgot what years they made it.
Maybe 2011.
2011 and 12.
Yeah.
Yeah.
SLS Mercedes, not the convertible, but the Gullwing coupe.
Okay.
Perfect.
All right.
It's time for you to do dial a deal coming up next.
Yeah.
I want to dial a deal on a, on a SLS Gullwing.
Yeah.
An SLS Gullwing called John now.
We bought one on the radio the other day and I'd like to thank the seller.
It just worked out.
Every once in a while you get lucky.
It was beautiful.
I saw it on Facebook.
Well, I had 1,100 miles on it.
Yeah.
But it was still beautiful.
Beautiful car.
We paid a quarter million for it.
What?
Yeah.
But it still made nice money.
And I was a little worried about it.
I was reaching on out there on a good one, but the market just, it just made a move on
those.
So anyway, we'll be right back.
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David in Houston, 17.
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Chris and Port St. Lucy.
We've got photos of your car.
Thank you for sending those in.
You're the second person to ever do this.
This is fun.
Okay.
It's a Lay's Potato Truck Crew Cab.
Yeah, baby.
And it has 200,000 miles.
Which engine?
Is it a Zuzu diesel?
Yeah.
It's the Mercedes MBR 900.
I think they turn into Packards after so long,
but it's the MBR 900.
It gets great gas mileage.
And how long have you owned this silver truck
with a white box on the back?
This is Lay's Potato Truck.
So I bought it.
Yeah.
I'll tell you the Lay's story.
So I bought it in 2021.
I bought it as a cabin chassis.
I can tell.
I bought it with 65,000 original miles.
Okay.
And then I ended up having the frame
stretched three and a half feet.
I had them install the Lay's Box.
It was off a total truck.
And you can't hate me on that, John.
I mean, come on.
I saved a couple dollars.
I noticed on the windshield it says two of two.
Oh, wait.
On the windshield it says two of two.
I don't know why it says that.
Oh, that's just a photo tag.
Okay.
Oh, one of two.
I got you.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
That was my photo.
That's perfect.
No, thank you.
That's good.
Okay.
So what did you deliver in this truck?
I delivered freight all over the country, man.
Both of my American bullies have been to 43 different states
separately.
I drove that thing everywhere.
Service at the whole time.
I got plenty of receipts.
Everything was kept up on because you know how it is, John.
I mean, especially during and after COVID parts were hard to get.
Oh, yeah.
So it's like I had to replace everything as I went and I'm not going to get stranded.
So did you fully depreciated on your taxes already?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I took care of all that.
I mean, it is what it is.
I paid cash for it.
So, and I built it myself.
So either way, that's rolled into the taxes.
So I'm good at that.
Does 8000 buy it?
John, come on.
That's like wholesale crap number.
That's the crew cab, John.
But you extended the bed so it can't be a hauler for a truck, for a horse guy without
recutting the frame and bringing it up and putting a hauler bed on it.
I mean, it looks like, it looks like a, it looks like a linebacker, a big bulky linebacker
who had his legs amputated and became, and he lives in Key West with a P2O.
It does.
You know, it looks, it looks queer as a $3 bill.
John, John, let me explain this to you.
Listen, it might be gay, but you know, it's not gay spending money on hotel rooms every
day.
No, no, no.
It's great.
It's great.
It earned its job.
It made you a lot of money.
I love it.
Look at the tour haulers, John.
The toy haulers are the same year, the same cab, right?
Yeah.
How much are they, John?
I don't know.
$60,000, right?
No, look them up.
What is the crew cab freight line or worth with the, with the actual toy hauler?
So at the end of the day, there's 60,000 for an 07.
What's it take to buy this one?
Really low.
I'll tell you what, I'll take 15 because I'm from Jersey and I don't want to mince words
with you.
That's what I'll take.
Okay.
I'll be appreciated.
Take it.
I thought guys from Jersey like to mince words.
I thought that is the culture of Jersey.
Okay.
I only get past 45.
Do me this, load it into gimmethevend.com.
You do bring up a decent argument to convert this into a toy hauler, but we must take
the, we'd have to put like KTM or Kawasaki or Polaris on the side instead of Lay's potato
chips.
However, of course, do you, I might give the 15.
If you do the Polaris or some kind of moto, you know, something cooler on the side, because
if I try to sell it, if I try to sell it like that, nobody's going to be creative.
You have to, you have to paint these pictures for people.
You can't just tell them.
I have to, I don't want to do the, I'm not going to go out in the sun, rip the Lay's
off and then put the Polaris team racing factory racing on the side.
That's what it needs.
And you might be onto something.
Is that what you want?
I mean, I'll get it.
I might, I might, but, but load that up into gimmethevend.com and let me take, and take
a video of it also running in the air conditioner working.
That's fine.
All right.
Thank you.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio be right back.
Okay, guys, I got one.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or a surgery from a female doctor?
Like minor surgery?
No, serious surgery, like a blown kidney or something.
Geez.
Good question, Peter.
Is the man gay?
Nope.
Is the female doctor at least Jewish or Asian?
No, but actually, you know what?
I'm going to take it up a notch.
Hispanic female doctor or gay male masseuse?
Hispanic from Spain?
No.
No.
So it's basically, would you rather get a massage from a gay man or die?
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I feel a hot wind on my shoulder.
That's funny.
Family guy?
That is funny.
That is funny.
Always funny.
Guys that are watching the show on the video at the YouTube stream at John Clay Wolf,
just go to JCWShow.com if you want to see it.
But the background of our Moab ride from last weekend was up, where he was playing film
of it.
I mean, that was a trip.
That was a bucket list ride.
That looks rough.
Dirt bike ride.
Did that just beat the hell out of you?
Yep.
I was so sore on Sunday night.
I remember I got out of the hot tub.
There was a hot tub over here staying.
Thank God.
Thank God.
And I was pulling, my legs had basically quit.
I don't know.
I'm a recovered paraplegic, so I'm not like the most leg-strong person in the world.
And I was pulling my, I had a towel on, I was pulling myself up the railing of the stairs.
I mean, like pulling myself because my legs were damn near in-up and the towel fell off.
Oh, geez.
And I was looking like three steps and I'm like, uh-uh.
Just forget it.
I just went on up naked and I was like, somebody's going to say, why the hell did he leave the
towel in the middle of the stairs?
Oopsie.
My towel just fell off.
If anybody's listening, that's why I left the towel in the middle of the stairs.
I went upstairs to lay down for a minute.
That was at 7.30, 7 o'clock on Sunday.
Sunday.
And I slept until 8 o'clock the next morning.
Oh, my God.
Seriously.
So we went and rode Moab, um, uh, friend, um, five guys, we took Rick, Rick, Moab, Utah,
the slick rock capital of the world, it's, uh, mountain bikers, rock crawlers, off-roaders.
It's the capital of that kind of behavior in the U.S.
These are kind of slick rocks, but they're not even, I mean, these are, you are falling
feet.
Right.
Hey, um, play that rough video, play that video, Kyle, that I sent you.
JCWShow.com.
Yeah.
And it will show you what, uh, what, Kyle, can you hear me?
There it is.
Look.
So that's us coming up.
That's amazing.
Dude, it was 25 miles of that day too.
And it was, it was, and yet this is not like your own property here.
You know, every little, you know, nothing to watch.
It was ridiculous.
I was watching it.
It was ridiculous.
It was, it went on and on.
We did, um, Poison Spider, Hell's Revenge, uh, Double Block Crack.
I was like, these names are kind of giving us a cue of what type of trails these are.
Devil's death.
Devil's death, you know, and I was like, I don't think I'll ever do it again.
And like, so we, Saturday, we, we did the first one, which was kind of easy, not easy,
but, but it was normal.
And then the second day was ridiculous.
And then the third day when we woke up, everybody's ready to go.
Carter already bugged out, went back to Idaho.
He left at four in the morning.
And I know why.
And Todd and Ben were like, y'all ready to go.
I'm like, I'm not riding today.
I'm like, why?
I'm like, because I'm still alive.
Yeah.
I'm not injured, which I cannot believe I'm not injured.
And I'm just going to call this a success and you guys have a good time.
I was in the middle, I'm watching this video going in the middle of this.
Did you ever have a moment of why am I here?
I knew why.
Look at the.
That's beautiful.
Crazy.
It was gorgeous.
Go to JCW show.com.
That's gorgeous.
That looks really pretty and smooth.
But the stuff I was watching earlier was you were going down four and five feet on these
rocks.
That's like, uh, what?
Falling.
670 degree up down.
No, it was like 40 to 40 to 80.
Yep.
It swung.
God.
It was incredible.
And no, suddenly there's a hole full of water.
Oh, and all of a sudden there's a four foot drop off and you just blip off of it.
And then you, oh, there's a four foot rock wall that you've got to, you got to wheelie
into, jam your front tire into, then blip up that one and you get to the top of that.
Oh my God.
Three foot away.
There's another one.
Thrilled that you did it.
Yeah.
I did stuff that I didn't think I could do.
I did stuff that I promised myself I would not do when I started riding again.
Really?
Because I was like, I'm never going on a motocross track again.
I'm never going to do doubles.
I'm never going to do whoops after my big injury.
And this was a, and I'm talking to my wife, she's like, Hey, is it even more dangerous
than what you do at the ranch?
Like, nah, it's about the same.
I'll tell you, once in a year mechanic, Richter was glowing yesterday when I talked to him.
He was so glad you brought him along.
So he drove the bikes up and then we get going and I look at him and he's all geared
up, you know, the guy that works out here.
Yeah.
And I'm like, what are you doing?
He's like, I'm going to go ride because they brought an extra bike and Ben invited
him to go with us.
And I was like, when's the last time you rode a motorcycle?
Well, it's been a while.
I'm like, this is not the place to learn this is not.
So we ought to start a track.
No, no, no, he, he, I, and I just told Ben, I said, if he gets hurt, you're driving
the rig back because I think the odds of him getting hurt are 90% and he did not get hurt.
But after the first day, he's like, I'm done.
Did he slow you down any?
Of course he did.
But it was fine.
I mean, I'm glad that he got to do that in a, he had a good time.
So when you say somebody drops down and they're hurt, their rigs there, how do they bring
it back?
Helicopters.
Wow.
No kidding.
You're 15, like in the middle of it, you're 15 miles in the middle of the desert in the
mountains.
The rock crawlers are going three miles.
When everything on the trail is like not off-road rigs, but rock crawlers, that's a signal.
You're in some heavy terrain.
It took us four hours, five hours to do 25 miles.
That is not a high speed of travel.
That's amazing.
I'm so happy that you did it.
I'm so happy you survived and didn't hurt yourself.
Yeah, I can't do that again.
Good.
But I'm really glad I did it.
Because we all love you.
We don't.
Cars, coffee, quesadillas in the morning, Walnut Springs Road house be there nine o'clock.
If you want to hang out and get breakfast, go through the Jim TV garage.
The fire chicken is 95% finished.
Oh, so it's making debut?
I'd rather not make the debut until it will to the people that show up.
But like the radio is not in it and the air conditioner is still not working and there's
still some little details on the interior that need to be better.
The car is that good.
This car is good.
The fire chicken after all this work is good.
Look at this burnout that I was doing last night in town.
Yeah, and the father and me went, John, the burnout.
Oh, yeah.
This thing is so fast.
It is what we're talking about is a 79 Trans Am Silver Anniversary that we bought for 500
bucks.
We play that clip, Kyle.
And it was we put a LT for supercharged engine in it.
Looks good.
How long did you work on it?
You can rotate that, Kyle.
Are you jammed up, Kyle?
There it is.
Okay.
We got to work.
Got some photos there.
That's sitting out in front of the road house.
But it's sleepy.
So it looks stock.
No, it looks like, yeah.
Yeah.
It looks like a regular old.
It looks brand new, perfect stock.
And it is about 800 horses.
God.
Wow.
Wow.
Seriously.
It is so fast.
It's insanity.
I'm super, super, super happy with it.
It's 800 would scare the life out of me.
Look at him.
That looks good.
Ninja Bay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's that great big intake on it.
It's so much different from what it was before.
Oh, I watched some of the fire chicken video this morning and it made me happy to see because
can you play it, Kyle?
Can you play the video or will it not do that?
I guess not.
No, just the pictures right now.
And yeah, it'll burn both tires from a 30 mile an hour roll.
Does it get squirrely?
No.
Nice.
No.
No.
No.
All new suspension, different everything and it tracks really well.
The only thing I wish it has the steering was a little bit tighter.
It's so fast.
It needs and Mike said he could revalve the steering pump, the power steering pump to
apply less pressure, which would make it a little more difficult to turn, which would
make it a little more stable time, which is cool.
And we're still tweaking on that damn Ferrari.
Everybody asked me, what's up with the Ferrari?
Yes, Mike.
What's up with the Ferrari?
Yes, Mike.
It's four tires in the back.
So at high speeds, when one tire comes up, it changes the toe in a little bit.
And then that throws another one off and then it starts this vibration at about 100 miles
an hour that starts like resonating.
So they're having to re-change the tow bars and get it.
It's like a race car tuning race car.
That car is incredible.
That F6 Ferrari.
But when we got it up to speed, you feel this vibration and that's what's doing those four
big tires.
All right.
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Tomorrow morning, cars, coffee, quesadillas, Walnut Springs, 9 a.m. at the Walnut Springs
Roadhouse in the GMTV garage in the Bosque Cantina.
It's this little town thing that we've been putting together for a while.
If you're new to the show, Scott and Lake Charles, good morning.
You're on the air.
Yeah, John, I want to make and send the recipe for a fire chicken fricassee for the Bosque
Cantina in honor of the trans am.
That's actually not the dumbest idea.
That's not the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Have a menu item called the fire chicken as long as much as we talked about rebuilding
this car.
Yeah, no kidding.
I can't sell it.
I mean, and now I love it.
I can't believe how much I love it.
Yeah.
Scott, do that, please.
That's a fire chicken menu item either at the Cantina or at the Roadhouse.
We'll figure it out.
Good idea.
And we'll see you at the next event.
Fire chicken.
Yeah, that's nice.
What is Reggie Fest?
We had Reggie Fest last night and that was his birthday, and I understand, but has he
done this before in Austin?
That's our general manager at the Roadhouse.
I've heard, yeah, where he just has just a blowout where friends and family and his
party for his birthday because it is his birthday.
Happy birthday, Reg.
Today or yesterday?
Today is his birthday, yeah.
Reggie Fest.
I saw that on the, I was like, Reggie Fest, that's cool.
So, yeah, do we do this once a month or is it twice a year?
It sounds like a party.
It doesn't have to just be a birthday.
Right.
I don't know.
If it's success, he might do it more often, yeah.
Reggie Fest.
Reggie Fest.
I can tell you that the karaoke singers last night were on tune pretty well.
I don't know if you left pretty early, Bobo.
Some of them were pretty good.
Yeah, there were some good ones.
I was impressed.
That one, the karaoke lead guy that does karaoke at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse, he looks like
Rod Stewart's little brother.
He wears snakeskin pants.
Oh, wait a minute.
He looks like something out of a Quentin Carrot.
It looks like a scene out of a Quentin Tarantino movie.
Oh, these are professional karaoke folks.
Yeah, the guy that leads the karaoke.
So they come, they're taking this serious, like they, they're performers.
He draws a crowd.
He's got that Rod Stewart haircut from like 1977.
That do you think I'm sexy hair?
That's right.
And the pants.
All white.
Yep.
Oh, you gotta be kidding.
And the pants.
And the pants.
And the pants.
He thinks he's like a rock star.
There's no question.
He is a rock star.
Don't tell me about what he thinks.
Excuse me.
Yes, he is a rock star.
He's incredible.
A karaoke rock star.
From Lake Whitney, Texas.
Did you notice the first song, he always does a funky, he has opened with a Rod Stewart
song before.
I'm sure he has.
He always does like a funky rock number, something just a little bit nostalgic, 70s, 80s.
Last night, he changed up the first song he sang was Gordon Lightfoot's If You Couldn't
Read My Mind.
Yeah, there's a little downer for Reggie Fest.
I thought, what is he doing?
Reggie walked up a little upset.
He's like, why is he playing this in my birthday?
This is supposed to be Reggie Fest.
Right.
That's funny.
Reggie.
Roadhouse.
Dan.
Oh yeah.
Cars, coffee, quesadillas.
Tomorrow morning, we hang out, we look at cars, we eat, and then we go on a road tour.
The first leg's about 45 minutes, the second leg's about an hour, and we make a stop back
at the roadhouse on the first leg, and then we go to the next one.
Dan and Pittsburgh, what have you got?
Okay.
He just wants to listen.
Dan and Pittsburgh, you've got nothing?
Pre-K knock on the window when you got Dan and Pittsburgh back coherent again.
He may be stuck on the pooper.
It happens.
It does.
All right.
On this day in 1979, the police, Andy Summers, Stewart Copeland, they did a backtrack thing.
They had a...
They did not do the backtrack in 1979.
We're fixing to do the backtrack thing.
They made their debut on BBC's Top of the Pops, Performing Rocks, and from their debut
album, Outlandos De Ormor.
So we're going to play two police songs backwards, and you call in 800-800-RADIO and guess which
ones they are.
Cut one.
This is my favorite police song, by the way.
Is it?
Yeah.
I don't think I would have picked it up off of that.
Really?
I'm reading the answer.
Cut one.
It sounds great backwards, man.
Cut two.
A little more modern.
It just sounds like a mumblemouth on meth.
Do it again.
It sounds like an old cook at the roadhouse.
I think she's in jail now.
If she's not, she was, and maybe again.
All right.
Oh, my God.
We'll play one and two one more time.
Backtracks 800-800-7234-800-800-RADIO.
Guess these two police songs.
You can go to JCWShow.com, click Merch, and pick out anything on our merch page as the
winner.
Cut two.
All right, there you go, and we'll wait for those calls to come in.
JD, you got anything?
I do.
As a matter of fact, did anybody ever flown Spirit, I bet you haven't, John, did I?
Oh, God.
You've never flown Spirit?
I've flown everything.
Okay.
Have you?
I mean, guys.
Yeah.
I mean, I've flown everything.
Okay.
Spirit is...
It's a good bargain.
I like a good bargain.
It's an experience for those that have never flown Spirit.
In fact, the CEO of Spirit got on one of the morning shows one time and literally said,
we know.
We're the dollar store of airplanes.
We know that.
The U.S. government is now considering a rescue package for Spirit Airlines.
They may bail them out.
If it happens, the government actually would own 90% of Spirit in exchange for $500 million.
And here's...
It's a lot.
Oh, there's only a couple fans left of Spirit.
If you've ever flown them, you know why.
And here's them talking about why they love Spirit.
Spirit has a lot of affordable options for us while most affordable.
This is the only one I use.
Especially during spring break season, these are the cheapest tickets to get down there.
I mean...
Well, that's for sure.
That's all three people that like Spirit Airlines.
Yeah.
They've all ever got off the airplane and gone, that was a good experience.
It can't be that bad.
I don't know if I've ever flown them, but like, is it that bad?
Yes.
It's bad.
Yeah.
Dallas to Florida once got there at 6.30 in the morning for an 8.30 flight and stood
around for two hours.
They said, we're not going today.
What do you mean by today?
This is Dallas to Fort Lauderdale.
I mean, come on.
When's the next flight?
Wednesday?
This was Monday.
No.
Swear to God, they weren't leaving for two days.
Huh.
And they're just...
You're just like, well, can you get me on another airline?
No, they don't take our calls.
No.
And you could tell when you're at the airport.
I was there last week and you can tell when you're going towards a terminal where spirit
fliers are out.
Yeah.
It's just a different vibe.
A different vibe.
It's just a little different vibe.
You walk in.
Is this a Walmart-y deal?
Yeah.
Well, the CEO said, he literally said those words, we are the dollar store of airlines.
We know it.
You may see somebody there with a chicken in their bag.
I mean, there's just kind of all different things.
It's, yeah.
I need to put out a shout out to my 17-year-old son, Nolan.
Happy birthday.
Oh, hey.
When's his birthday?
It is today.
Oh.
It's great.
You know, he's got some montage or some pictures up there.
Where's that 17-year-old picture I gave you for the birthday, the setup from the breakfast
this morning?
Not that one.
You don't have it.
Okay.
Anyway, my...
He looks like a professional football player.
He looks like he's on steroids.
I had him tested and he was clean.
Good.
Oh, there we go.
You get a highlight of him playing?
A little highlight.
We'll play that during the break, actually, give him a little...
Kyle, you didn't get that picture of the balloons and stuff?
How's the football coming?
It is coming well.
He's really good at QB.
The videos you've ever put up, he just looks amazing.
I mean, just...
He's good.
He's better than his old man was, I can tell you that.
Well, you've got to go to break.
We've got to go to break.
I wasn't on a quarterback.
He works at it all the time.
All the time.
That's all he's good for.
He's not good for taking out the trash.
He's not good for saying, he's not good for doing anything.
You've got to force him to do anything.
But he will get up at five in the morning and he will stay until late and he will go
work out with the quarterbacks of all the time.
My name is John Clay Wolf.
Happy birthday, Nolan.
We will be back.
Uno momento, por favor.
We'll have a winner for the backtracks coming up next, yes.
If we can play this here.
Or not.
It's going to play.
We'll be right back with more of a John Clay Wolf Show.
Don't go away.
We'll be right back with more of a John Clay Wolf Show.
We left with backtracks a moment ago.
The police played these two songs backwards.
People called in their on hold guessing which ones they are.
Cut one.
Cut two.
That one's easy.
Brian in Washington DC, good morning.
What's your guess?
Roxanne message in a bottle.
Negative.
But thank you for tuning in.
George in Houston, Texas.
What's your guess?
I was...
Nope.
He's trying to cheat.
He's trying to cheat.
Carter and...
Where are you?
Baton Rouge.
Louisiana.
Baton Rouge.
Baton Rouge.
Yes, sir.
What you got?
We got message in a bottle and every breath he takes.
No.
Cut.
We'll play him again, Turley.
This is the police run backwards.
Good morning, LA.
Good morning, San Diego.
Good morning, Vegas.
Y'all just joined us, actually.
Two hours behind us.
Tracy in Virginia.
We got a lot of DC regional listeners.
Tracy, what's your guess?
Tracy.
Hello.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I think cut number one is so lonely.
Okay.
You're correct.
You're correct.
And...
Okay.
Okay.
And I know you just played it again for me, but I think, I think, I think, I think the
second one is next to you.
No, man, but good grab on so lonely.
I always play the starring role.
This is the two.
Yeah.
That's a good one, yeah.
But we're missing this one.
John in Kansas City, what have you got?
So lonely and wrapped around your finger.
No, sir, but good, good, good guesses.
Danny and Dallas, what you got?
I got so lonely and secret journey.
No.
No.
Eddie, where are you located?
North Carolina.
North Carolina, what's your guess?
So lonely and King of Pain.
There you go.
Yeah.
Eddie, go to JCWShow.com, pick whatever t-shirt or hat you want, and we will mail it to you
for being this week's winner.
Good job.
Hey, and I got a vinyl copy of Outlandish D'Amore.
Number 12, Pre-K's your winner, so you can contact him.
And then about Thursday is when I'll get an email from him saying...
No one sent me anything.
And I'll forward it to Pre-K, and then he'll call him.
Do you do that just to try to save us some money and just not send him this stuff?
And if that's the case, then I appreciate it actually.
He's trying to talk to it right now, but I don't think that's the case though.
It happens about once every three weeks.
Hey, I was the winner on Backtracks this week, and nobody's contacting me.
I got nothing.
I'm going to turn you into the FCC for false lottery.
Oh, they'll slowly keep like one email, and then it's like, hey, just a reminder.
I still haven't got it yet.
Then the third one is like, hey, I'm going to turn you in.
This is it.
Who's in charge of it?
I don't know.
Maybe that's the problem.
I think that is the problem.
I think that there's nobody...
Danielle does that, and she has the information on Monday, and she contacts him on Monday.
Now once...
I promise she doesn't, because if we get a lot of emails saying why has no one contacted me.
Okay, okay.
She's got a lot on her plate.
I can't judge anybody else in the workplace, John.
But we did have a package go missing once via FedEx for like four weeks, and that guy
was becoming quite livid until he finally got with the Rod Stewart album, the limited
Rod Stewart at the BBC.
It was probably pretty valuable.
He was like, where's my record?
He was not happy after a while.
Those are great times, man, John.
Now you remember when the police were new, my mom brought home a 45 of de-du-du-du, de-da-da-da.
That early post-punk new wave stuff, man.
Cars, blondies, police.
Awesome.
That is good times.
Good times.
Walnut Springs Bike Rally is set for October 22nd to October 24th.
Reserve your rooms now.
This one's going to be a big one.
I would go to Glen Rose and get your rooms reserved.
Tomorrow, cars, coffee case, the Diaz, our cars and coffee event is at the Walnut Springs
Roadhouse, 9 AMB there.
And we do, you know, I think last time there were about 70 people that showed up and about
happened, I'd say two thirds of them took the drive.
We do the first loop.
Have you ever done it, Jay?
Nope.
You want to do it?
I need to come and do it.
Yeah.
You want to drive one of the cars?
I'd love to.
You want to do it tomorrow morning?
I can't.
Why?
Because I'm taking the boat out.
Oh.
I didn't want to say that.
What boat?
Yeah, it's going to be a nice day.
My little, my little criss-craft.
I don't remember that one.
How long have you had it?
Six months?
Oh, I did not know you did.
Yeah, I don't know winter.
It's been in my garage.
Remember, JD came up out a lot of money.
And so he bought a boat.
What do you do?
You buy a boat right away, right?
Just buy a boat.
I'm on a boat.
I'm on a boat.
I got a boat, but I can't paint my car.
Yeah, that's it.
You don't need to paint your car.
What kind of criss-craft?
It's just...
How long is this criss-craft?
It's not anything big.
It's a little runabout.
It's 20 feet.
Is it a wooden boat?
No.
No.
Is it a ski boat?
Yes.
Kind of a walk.
It's a walk tour.
You know, where the windshield opens in the middle and you sit in front and sit in the
back.
Where are you taking this boat?
We normally take it to Lake Worth because it's close and there's another lake up north
where Michael puts...
Eagle Mountain, yeah.
Yeah.
Eagle Mountain where Michael goes.
You go boating on Eagle Mountain, Michael?
Yes.
I'm a member of a...
No, but we're going to do...
Are you a member of the Fort Worth Boat Club?
I am, yes.
Yes, he is.
Oh my God.
He is.
I did not know this.
This was an exciting moment for me.
He got it for Christmas.
That was my Christmas gift from the wife, yeah, so we go out whenever we can go out, yeah.
Do you wear an ascot when you go to the Boat Club?
I don't have an ascot, no, no, no, there's not that.
I have a captain's hat I wear.
I have...
Dude, she actually got us that for Christmas.
It was like when the hat says captain and then, you know, whatever the...
That place is better than it used to be.
I grew up there.
And I went to sailing camp there when I was in fourth grade.
My friend had a cabana there, I went there a lot.
And now it's pretty fancy.
It's very nice.
It's not cheap.
It's the nicest marine I think I've ever seen.
Oh, I think that's a stretch.
No.
That I've ever seen.
You need to get out and see more marinas.
Probably so, probably so.
But now they have a club and like you can rent the boats like the ski boats.
That's what I do, yeah.
That's what he does.
Yeah, I'm not...
That's all we're doing.
We're not doing sailboats or anything like that.
Do you all ski?
Yeah, I mean...
Can you ski?
Ski?
Yeah, not very well.
Do you get behind a boat with a rope tied behind it?
We tried it.
Okay.
Did you get up?
No.
Okay.
Really?
It's more like getting drugged behind a boat.
It's a lot of work.
I didn't realize that.
Because I've never done it.
I was like, I'll try and try.
Were you trying to get up on one ski or two skis?
I was trying to get on two.
Okay.
So then I was like, screw this.
Let's try...
The tube?
A knee board.
Okay.
We do that.
And that took more work, but it got onto that.
The tube is easier.
Right.
I'd much rather just do that.
But you had two skis.
Was this your first attempt at skiing?
And it was a complete fail.
You did not grow up in a skiing type of family or a yacht club type of family.
No, we were just not that.
Or a freshwater lake town.
Yeah.
So...
Right?
How many attempts did you take to get up on said two skis?
It was so much.
It was ridiculous.
I was so worn out and just trying to do.
I was like, forget this.
You did not have a good coach because two skis is pretty easy.
That one ski is a whole different animal.
None of us knew what to do.
We were just coaching you.
No one.
We were just trying to do it.
Gravity and water.
They're the only coaches I had.
The best way to start for an absolute newbie is with two ropes tied between the skis.
So like you put the skis on, you've got like a little kid, like a borderline retarded kid
that's got his feet locked up with a bar like I had when I was a kid.
When I was a kid, they had me in these shoes with a bar between them, so it's straightened
out my feet.
Right.
And that's what you need.
And you've got a little rope on the front and the back, and it'll keep them from separating.
And we learn how to get up on that and get comfortable.
Then you get rid of that, and you go the next one, and then you get that, and then you go
to the single.
And when you get to the single, that's when you can start complaining about heart.
Yeah, it's lollipop skiing, man.
It is hard to do that.
I just swalled so much water.
I was like, no, tubing much, much funner.
Is it easy?
Can you snow ski?
No.
I've never really done that.
So you don't have the ability to parallel two things together at the same time.
I've never tried it.
That's why.
I understand.
You have to learn.
So did you wear your ass?
You need me to go out to the lake with you at the yacht club, and I'll be the driver
and the coach because I can get you up on two skis.
Yeah, you need guidance the first time, Terry.
There are a lot of tips and tricks.
I'm sure John will tell you.
There are a lot of tips and tricks.
I go from Russia.
Are you there?
No, that's not it.
You're son.
Oh, OK.
Well, then you need to change the name, Pre-K.
Oh, we're out of time.
Damn.
You can go.
Maddox, what's going on in London?
Nothing much.
I'm working on my coursework right now for my law, public law.
Hey, I got a beef with you.
What's your beef?
My beef is you should have told me you were skipping undergrad and just going to law school.
You just left that part out.
I'm not skipping undergrad.
I've explained this to you so many times how it works.
I'm getting a bachelor's in law, which is a degree they give abroad, which would qualify
me with testing and work experience and other stuff to be a lawyer here in the United Kingdom.
But it is a bachelor's degree in law.
And in some state bars, it would add to the qualifications.
It depends on which state.
Some states would be like you're getting an LLM and an LLB, but it is a law degree.
I am in law school.
I'm not skipping undergrad.
That's not a thing.
But you're not taking any accounting.
You're not taking any statistics.
You're not taking any.
You're not taking any of the undergrad classes.
I told you I was going to law school so many times.
He skipped right over.
He skipped right over.
Very lawyer-like.
He just skipped right over.
It's going to be a great lawyer.
All right.
So tell me this.
When you graduate from King's College London Law School, can you be a lawyer?
Can you sit for their bar and be a lawyer in the UK?
Yes.
So here's the way it would work in the United Kingdom.
I need to do a training contract.
I need to do some straight-up work experience that I need to take the solicitors test.
Then I could be what's called a solicitor.
They have an official distinction between the trial lawyers and they're like back-end
paper-filling lawyers.
The paper-filling guys' solicitors and the trial lawyers are barristers.
Do you notice that he skipped the question and he went right into his argument and explanation?
So good.
You are learning that.
I did explain it.
I explained it.
But I asked a direct question.
When you graduate, can you be done with your actual official schooling and sit for the
bar, their version?
You have a few in the UK and the answer is yes.
The answer is no because I would need to do a no.
It's no because I would need to do a bit more work experience.
Right.
Then I could take the solicitor exams, which is not the bar, but it would make me like
a lawyer.
Oh, like a lawyer.
That was the question.
I'm like a doctor.
I would be a lawyer.
I would be a lawyer.
I would not be a barrister.
What your dad's asking is he wants to know if you can start making money.
That's what he's asking.
Dad, I can make money when I start getting the training contract.
So when are you coming home?
I'm going to come home.
I'm going to come back to the US.
Have you seen the state of a British economy?
Yeah.
Do you like it over there?
It's nice.
It's nice, but you can't get a job here.
But like I've asked you 47 times, what day are you coming home for the summer?
I haven't seen you in like eight months.
I told you.
I plan on coming home on May 25th.
Oh, May 25th.
Mom doesn't want me to move the...
I texted you that.
I texted you that.
Write it down.
Well, you're seven hours in front of me.
I miss some of your texts.
Okay.
Well, it's your brother's birthday.
That's why I send text messages so you can check them.
It's your brother's birthday.
He does sound like a lawyer.
It's your brother's birthday.
Happy birthday.
I called him happy birthday.
Call your brother.
Did you text him or did you call him?
I texted him.
He's not going to pick up if I call.
He doesn't reply to my text messages.
Really?
Well...
No, no.
I texted...
We talked a little bit during the Super Bowl.
I tried to talk to him because I was a Super Bowl party.
Right?
And he talked to me a little bit and then he left it.
Well, try him one more time.
Call him on FaceTime and see if he answers.
I bet he will because he'll know that you're calling to wish him happy birthday and he loves all the attention.
That's great.
All right, man.
It's good talking to you.
I'll see you soon.
May 25th, it sounds like.
May 25th, yeah.
May 25th.
Be there.
Be square.
My name is John Clay Wolfe.
Buy cars on the radio.
And I'm going to show you that in a minute because you can call in during this break.
This music break, 800-800-7234.
800-800-7234.
800-800-radio.
Year make model miles.
Average, rough or clean.
Another shout out.
If you are a dealer or you have a friend or you own a...
I think a 2011 or 2012 Mercedes SLS.
I'm looking for another one.
I've got to replace one.
Please submit that to GiveMeTheVin.com.
It's a high line car.
It's the Gullwing.
I don't want the convertible.
I need the doors up.
But we're really...
We'll probably surprise you with our offer on that car.
In any other car.
And I'm going to do those as soon as we get back.
800-800-radio.
GiveMeTheVin.com.
Hang tight.
Be right back.
And this is Dial-A-Deal where we bid people's cars for GiveMeTheVin.com.
Live on the radio.
Brad in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
14 Toyota Tacoma SR5 6-cylinder stick shift.
170,000 miles.
Doesn't have any rust at all.
I have a little bit on the rear bumper.
Okay.
Nothing on the bottom of the rockers where it starts showing up.
Where the salt gets thrown up on the bottom of the rocker panels.
Yeah, we do have salt here soon.
But no.
There was a car I bought...
There was a car I bought up in Pittsburgh.
Same conversation, right?
Car truck shows up.
Inspector calls.
He's like, dude, the whole bottom side of this thing is rusted up.
And we pulled the tape and played it back for the customer.
And he said like...
I'm not saying you're a liar.
I'm telling you he lied.
And we played...
And we offered him like 16 grand for it.
And then we bought it from him for like three.
Because it was completely rusted out.
But if this thing's light...
10,000?
Does that sound right?
It's what I've looked at.
I mean, I figured it might be around there.
So I owe like five grand on it yet.
We'll send it.
Go to gimmethevend.com and load it up.
Tell them John said 10,000 with a look.
So send the pictures and the video.
And then we will inspect it off of your pictures and your video.
And we will make the payoff.
Give me the vinyl, pay off the lender and then send you the equity.
No.
Sounds good.
Dan in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Different Pittsburgh, WDVE.
67-4 to F-100 custom.
No paint, primered, straight 6-3 on the tree.
Can't send pics once 5,000.
I'm going to have to get...
I was just wondering what it's worth, man.
I mean, is that a fair price or no?
It just...
Everything depends on how it looks.
Everything.
I mean, it's just...
What's the interior look like?
What's the dash look like?
I guess in 67, it doesn't have air conditioning.
What do the door handles look like?
What do the wheel covers look like?
No air conditioning, no.
Is the interior good?
I have aftermarket wheels.
They're not original wheels.
Okay.
Are they done in good taste?
I mean, you're from Pittsburgh.
This could be questionable.
Well, it sat in a garage for 20 years and there's only 68,000 miles on it.
So it's pretty solid.
I'm not...
So I've got to spend...
If you've already got it in primer, I've got to spend 5,000 to do the paint if the body works decent.
Yeah, I'll take a look at it at 5,000.
I damn sure will.
I just sent it to Jason Love who works for me.
I took a picture of your phone number and I shot it to my guy that loves projects.
Why'd you do this?
I know it.
It's like giving crack to a crack.
I know it.
He'll be contacting you.
But we've got to have pictures and go ahead and walk around it, take a video.
Definitely.
I'm going to say this to you.
I'll lift the wood and everything.
I'm going to say this to you so everybody hears.
Here's what you do.
You take a video.
You walk around it and you talk while you're walking around it and you point at things
so the person seeing it can know what they're looking at.
And when it gets to 60 seconds, stop it and start it again.
So if it takes you 3 minutes to explain the whole thing or 2 minutes, but like if people
get 3 minute long videos, they won't send.
Oh my God, I can't download it.
It's too large of a file.
So take 60 second videos.
I got it.
And I'll load it up too.
Perfect.
Even better.
You might have a buyer here and this guy, Jason Love, he has a problem with rebuilding
cars.
He cannot walk away from a project.
So I sent you to the right guy.
All right.
800-800-7234-800.
Love.
I love you, man.
I know that this is a project, it sounds like one that could get finished.
And the risk exposure on it is not starting at 40,000 like you have on some of these other
ones.
We buy some Chevelle project for 40 grand and then we spend another 40 grand on it.
Oops, we got to spend 3 more grand on it.
And it does bring what he wanted.
It brings 85.
But I'm like, that was a lot of trouble to make $1,800 and it took a year and 10 hours
where the phone calls with the body shop and had a fire guy.
If we're going to buy a project, we're going to make some money or we're not going to buy
a project.
Like more money than normal.
If I'm going to go pick up your dirty laundry, then I want to get paid for it.
And I'll do it.
But don't be surprised when we're cheap because projects are a bitch.
We'll be right back.
Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at JCWShow.com.
So they got this fella down in the bowling alley.
He gets up on the stage and shits his britches.
He gets up there, strums a guitar and then he loads up one pair and puts on another pair
and blows apart them things too.
The fella calls himself steamy rainbow.
You mean that guy that plays the blues and died in the marathon cream?
No, that's steamy rayvon.
Steamy rayvon just shits his britches like some kind of britches holocaust.
This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
Steamy rayvon.
What the hell is that?
Did I send you that?
It was an outtake of Bill Hader and one of the South Park guys doing outtakes for a scene
and they couldn't stop laughing during the day.
Steamy rayvon.
Also always funny.
I can't pick the funnier between family guy and South Park.
They're all pretty funny.
They're just joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.
I love it.
If you like family guy Ted on Hulu, it's very funny.
It's a series off that movie that Stoner Movie told you.
Oh yeah, yeah, they did a great job.
Has anyone seen Theo Vaughn's new movie with David Spade called The Bus Boys?
I saw a preview story.
It looks terrible.
It does.
It looks so bad.
It does.
It looks like JD, it looks like you and I got stoned and did a movie.
Did a movie?
With our cell phones?
Yes.
I'm curious though.
I thought who's the tattooed guy from SNL?
Pete Davidson did one with Bill Burr not long ago called The King of Staten Island.
And it was awesome.
And it looked really bad.
I'm going to go see it just because I'm such a big fan.
In the theater?
Maybe.
Wow.
Has anybody seen it?
My wife drug me to Hail Mary.
I was going to ask you.
Have you seen that?
Oh yeah.
Is it good?
No.
What?
Everybody's saying it's great.
I mean, if you like watching a guy in a spacecraft for three hours straight, then you would like it.
I didn't hate it.
I slept through half of it.
Okay.
And it wasn't bad.
It just, do you remember Tom Hanks and Apollo, whatever, and he was in the spacecraft?
Remember the second half of that long ass movie where he was just stuck in the airplane forever?
Right.
That's good.
He meets a little alien named Rocky.
Yeah.
Okay.
Don't make the mistake I did.
I looked for Hail Mary and typed it in and the Hail Mary pops up.
I'm like, okay, I mean, oh, this is that movie.
JD was, oh, he said, this is good.
I'm going to watch it.
So we're watching it.
And it's just, it's a space movie, but it's a B rated, just terrible.
I'm like, how the hell is JD like this movie?
Did you watch, did you watch Hail Mary?
I haven't seen it yet.
No.
I mean, I can't believe you haven't seen it.
I figured you'd be there camping out in the opening.
I don't see that.
Project Hail Mary.
Sir Minus, good morning.
You're on the air.
Good morning, John.
Sir Minus was our hiker, our hiker from the Appalachian Trail.
He would call in every week while he was, while he was hiking.
And now he's planning another forest gump moment to hike to Walnut Springs for the bike rally in October.
Is that correct?
That's right, John.
We're looking at 150 miles from Aubrey, Texas to Walnut Springs.
Where's the meeting point?
I don't think Aubrey, Texas is a good meeting point for your, because, because you, because they're going to leave their car there.
And everybody's like, where the hell's Aubrey, Texas?
I think you should pick them all up in a little more populated area where they can like train to another location.
And this is going to be, it's going to work out.
We have space available on our property.
We're actually going to be starting from my house.
We're going to be cooking for the hikers at my house.
And we're going to be taking, I'd be at 77 all the way down to Cleaver and then we're going to be taking the Chisholm Trail all the way down to Meridian.
And then from Meridian to Walnut.
Actually, you're going to take the Chisholm Trail to Cleaver and then take the road to Walnut.
That's fine. You'll get here.
You're going to, you're going to have plenty of time to look at your map.
You're going to figure all this out.
I'm excited.
So do you have any coke and spiriters yet for this big walk?
Yes, sir. So I'm working on this with a charity called Pink Heart Funds, which is a cancer wave foundation that I've donated to twice in my life.
And my co-conspirator is Mr. Jeffrey Green from the board of directors.
It was going to be coming down and he's going to be doing the entire trail with me to come and see you guys.
How do people find you to do this?
We're on Instagram.
The Instagram profile name right now is JCW Hike to Bike Rally.
There you go.
Hike to Bike.
Well, I'll have to do something to, to, to, I'm definitely obviously will promote it with the show, but I'll come up with something we can do for the charity.
I'll make sure to call in at least once a month and let you guys know any new sponsors we've gotten along the way and any updates.
How many steps do you think it would be from Aubrey to Walnut Springs?
Oh man, you know, you got me, you got me there.
I don't know my steps to mileage, but maybe we could do a penny a step every day.
A penny a step.
Yeah, maybe I need to hear how many steps you're talking other people.
Yeah.
We're talking about challenging other people across the nation.
If they can't come to us and they try to do their own 150 miles over 14 days, because this is going to be from October 11th to October 24th.
Cool, man.
150 miles, how many steps?
Approximately 220,000 to 240,000 steps.
How much money is that?
A penny a step.
A penny a step would be...
Ask AI, I'll tell you.
It's not really good at math though.
No.
Is that right?
2,200 bucks.
It's really not.
AI will let you down on math.
2,200 bucks, right?
Per person.
That's quite a contribution.
We might just do a penny a step.
I don't know.
We'll come up with something.
Because we have formula.
We'll come up with something.
Thank you, dude.
Hey man, what's up with the AI chat box?
It's like GPT is insisting that I get a premium account now.
No, it's not insisting.
It's just suggesting.
I had no other...
I had no other options on my screen for it.
Well, are you using the free version?
I thought I was.
Well, then it might be insisting.
You know, at some point this free service will go away.
Like yesterday it suggested I move up to pro from $20 a month to $100.
Oh, yeah.
And so I asked GPT, I got the email, and I loaded it in the chat.
I said, do I need this?
I said, absolutely not.
For what you're doing with me, you do not need pro.
I would think too, because I'm just asking for ideas.
I don't even like, you know, copy what they give me verbatim.
Now, pro is more just to get the real math down.
Yes.
Like you said, it doesn't matter.
Big spreadsheets.
Yeah, big spreadsheet, stuff like that.
Documents that you want to really have accuracy with where you're just doing a chat.
Yeah, I need that.
You know what I'm inclined to do?
What?
I'm inclined to turn them into incogni.
You're going to turn it in.
That's a good idea.
I will go on incogni.com.
The guys on the show, and we're all a part of this.
I've gotten up to like 694.
Now closed up.
Yeah, but I'm engaging with the thing once a week on Sundays.
I look it up.
Anything's going in.
I will.
I will knock out those people making.
I started getting calls again, offering me a bonus cash check for my Medicare plan B deal.
And I'm obviously not on Medicare quite yet.
Yep.
Right.
So I got him.
Hey, Incogni.
Take care of this.
Take care of them.
They do.
Those data centers.
This phenomenon these days, receiving spam text messages and deceptive emails is not good,
as you know.
Scammers.
They're whipping.
Only text and email you when they have your info.
So how do they get it?
Well, data brokers, they sell it to them.
They put those data breakers on notice to stop at incogni.
And they can do it.
We're all, I mean, we've all got proof of that.
We signed up and two days later, the phone calls stopped.
They can stop spam calls, and that's a big part of it.
I use incogni for that purpose right there, because I can't have my phone ringing every
five minutes if I don't have to take the call, right?
Already they've taken my data from more than six, just shy of 700 different data centers.
That's amazing.
And incogni doesn't slow down either.
They will continue to put more data brokers on notice as they go along.
And you can tell them exactly about traffic that you're getting.
And they'll, you know, it's like a personalized experience.
If you get an off email, some weird email, I got one this week.
And you immediately turn them into incogni and they go away.
It's just vanish.
And they count them up and they keep track and they check on them again and again.
So do this for yourself.
Do yourself a favor.
Go to our website at JohnClayWolf.com.
OK, look for the incogni link at the middle of the page.
You'll get 60% off your subscription and JohnClayWolf.com will help a lot of people
find that incogni link in there.
You can take care of all this.
Save your, if nothing else, save your time from having a mess with these guys.
It's such a whip and just clearing out the email.
Incogni is the company to do it.
Excellent.
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Morning, everybody.
Every week, we go to our PO box and pull out mail from prisoners from jail.
And we have Johnny Cash come in and pick one he likes the best.
And he goes back to heaven.
And then he comes back on Saturday and reads them online radio.
And here's Johnny Cash here with this week's mail from jail.
Oh, I'm Johnny Cash.
John, this week's mail from jail, Andrew reads, Hey, guys, what's going on?
First of all, thank you for this show.
I wait all week long for Saturday to roll around so I can tune in and get me some
laughs and the most awesome car talking on the radio.
I'm a huge car guy.
I've been all my life all the way back when my father was building
low riders in the shop when I was a kid.
I've been building, buying and selling all my life as well.
When I ain't out driving and delivering parts, except when I'm in pentantry.
I'm out in the shop turning wrenches.
Once I'm done with this time I'm doing, I'll be right back at it too.
I'm currently in Beaumont serving a 96 month sentence for a simple position.
That's it, that's it, simple.
That's a lot of a month for a simple position.
It sure is.
I got simple position once it was an hour and a half.
That's quick.
Got a good screw in by a trash liberal public defender.
Imagine that.
That's what he said.
I look around me in here and it feels like I'm living in some liberal hell hole
because most of these dudes have no clue is what the hell they're doing.
Only thing they know how to do is smoke, dope and beat each other up.
I'm headed out of here next year though and want to make the move from Missouri
to Texas because the car industry is huge down there.
I do have plans on building me a good business, designing and building
new riders for myself.
You boys keep on keeping on, stay safe and keep them wrenches turning.
Your friend, Anthony Chavez Beaumont, federal corrections partner.
If you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here
at P.O. Box 471-517.
That is in Fort Worth, Texas.
The zip code is 76147.
Thank you, Johnny.
Thank you, Johnny.
Appreciate it, man.
Cars, coffee, quesadillas, Walnut Springs, Roadhouse.
Tomorrow morning, 9 a.m. for you, Texas guys.
California.
What is going on with your.
Political system, I was going to say, you could have gone any direction.
What is going on with your state?
Right.
Yeah.
But yeah, the political system, yeah, with Gavin, you mean?
Well, they have the jungle primaries, what they call it.
And that's don't don't dump me, Turley.
That's what it's the jungle prime candidates from both parties debate
together on the same stage.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
And there's like 40 of them.
So jungle primary.
Because it's like the jungle, yo, man, every man out for himself.
You got to know what that spear sounds like for it to hit you.
Jungle primary.
And it's they say it can be very unpredictable, but I'm sorry.
You're your most prominent candidates will probably rise to the top.
Yeah.
The nuisance is not even running for governor, I'm assuming, right?
You know, he's already governor.
And I know.
But next time I don't run for president president.
Yeah, he's going to run.
Yeah, I didn't want to say it, John, but I think you're probably right.
You know, yeah.
So so this primaries for what?
The governor, the governor of California.
Yeah. So anybody can do it.
Anybody should do it besides him.
And there's no celebrities in it.
Oh, I'm sure there's there'll be around in their head.
There's celebrities.
You may be right.
I'm telling you what, the mayor of San Jose, I've seen on a lot of cable
news stuff lately on every network.
And he's got a couple of interesting points.
This is a plain guy in the world guy.
You wouldn't recognize him if you saw him from from Adam.
I didn't, but he's he's talking to talk.
We'll see how he does in the debates, but it is California.
So it makes me thankful being in Texas.
Hey, man, I'm sorry.
He meant to that.
Speaking of crazy places to live, Slidell, Louisiana.
Yeah, we have a video with this one, by the way, get a JCW show.com and watch this.
Believe me, you're going to want to see this one.
Sheriff's officer responded to a report of a lady experiencing, what would you
call a mental health crisis?
She was naked in the streets, walking around, throwing things at cars and
actually menacing some of the passing vehicles that happened to have children
going to school in the middle.
It was totally naked.
I think we've blurred, we've blessfully blurred her.
The woman was apprehended using a taser.
We're going to play the audio.
Listen for the taser and her falling.
That's my favorite part of this video.
Cut number two.
Is she naked?
Yep.
They shoot her.
Yep.
Boom.
Damn.
And the neighbors are clapping.
Listen.
Bow time.
Bow time.
Remember when I knicked?
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
Listen.
There it is.
Good job.
The poor thing.
She's just frolicking.
You can hear the taser spooling out.
Where's her family members?
I mean, that's the part.
She's just lost it.
Yeah.
Yeah, someday they're going to go to the video.
See what mom did?
She was on television.
I can't believe you people.
Why?
What people?
There's a bunch of scumbags.
Us?
Yep.
What are you?
Laughing at people.
I'm not laughing at that.
Being mentally challenged.
Why don't you all get some more tapes out of the crazy house
and we'll play and make fun of them?
This is really coming from John Clair Wolfe, you're serious.
Not laughing at all.
Y'all are all going to hell.
Okay.
I just wanted you to know.
All right.
I'm asking a serious question about it.
That wasn't laughing about it.
Where's her family members?
Yeah, that's...
They're the ones taping it.
You know, we had a gorgeous little gal over there.
The cousin's got the taser.
And her name was Elsa.
And she was a little portly like that lady.
Neighbor?
And yeah, yeah.
And she was, she was young.
She was like 24.
And she came out one summer afternoon with a huge thunderstorm booming over
her, to tap out in her swimsuit, runs out to the pool.
Right.
It's just raining like Noah's Ark, man.
Jumping in the pool.
She's swimming around her dogs, running rings around the pool.
And we all came out and said, hey, uh, get out of there.
It's a thunderstorm.
She's like, he, he, he, he, he, he.
And she like, Mr. Prozac that day or something, you know?
Hey, Rick, tell Rick, when we go to commercial break, since he's got
pictures of this car, we're going to do it during the commercial break.
I'm going to do this, Rick in Las Vegas.
If anybody wants y'all, if you want to see Rick's rig, you can go to JCWShow.com.
It's a call in.
He said, we've got pictures of it.
And you can stream the show at JCWShow.com.
Just click live.
We got a video going up at noon.
I got to come up with a video for next week.
I've got nothing.
You've always got to.
Oh, there's something in the holster to be, no, we don't, we burn through.
You burn through.
Yeah.
Actually, this week's video going up at noon is, is a rehash.
It's not a rehash, but it's showing us taking the dirty cars from Louisiana.
They bought in the dark, not in Louisiana, Alabama, Alabama and the cleanup of them.
That's good.
Yeah.
Let me be right back.
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Is this the lighting room?
No.
What day is it?
Stop the hour.
Still Saturday, 11 o'clock central time central NBA playoffs.
Yeah, man.
You see old LeBron, man.
Is he playing like he's got something?
Yeah, he's carrying this team.
They're down by six points with 25 seconds left to the Rockets and LeBron just carried them.
They end up tying the game and they're up three games and none in the series.
Luke is still out, but if they end up beating the Rockets, he'll be back really next round.
I thought he was out for a while.
I thought he's up for the season.
Now, they said next round he should be able to be back.
That second, his hamstring should be back and ready to go.
What are you doing to JD?
Look at JD smoking a cigar in here.
What are you doing here?
He's getting cool.
Got a problem.
No kidding.
Is that a problem?
He said, yeah, is that you have a problem with JD?
No, no, just distracting.
Bill Maher can do it.
I can do it.
But yeah, no, if you're, if you're, I like to see LeBron, it's gonna be, I think, his swan song.
I would love to see the Lakers win it.
And of course, with Luke on there too, that'd be great.
It's amazing to see LeBron turn it on for the playoffs like he always does.
I mean, it's, you know, he's 41 and he's playing.
I mean, he's playing lights out.
So lifetime ball man.
Yeah, he's a baller better at 41 than MJ was.
No doubt.
And there are guys out there that will argue with you all day long.
Oh, I know, right?
Why do you have a cigar here?
What are you doing?
Because I'm going to smoke it when the show is over outside in this beautiful country.
What kind of cigar is it?
It's actually just they're handmade in America, not expensive.
They're swishers.
Sweets, six bucks or not.
Swishers sucks on that.
You're a swisher.
No, I have a Mickey's big mouth.
This is a, you know, just it's, it's called a happy jack.
It's made in America, not expensive.
I heard stories that somebody saw you sitting in a bar drinking of vodka.
I mean, a Crown Royal and smoking a cigar.
I thought you quit drinking.
Quit drinking 18 years ago.
That story is not true.
Yeah, 18 years.
It's a long time.
I don't, it's like, I don't eat oysters.
I don't smoke cigarettes and I don't drink alcohol.
It's just not what I do.
Me and Ted Nugent, when he was in here with Adam Corolla, he just on and on
and on about his recovery because he's never done drugs.
How could he have a recovery if he never did it?
Well, he talks about, I'm sorry, being sober, not recovery, being sober.
His whole life.
He's never done drugs, never done alcohol.
And he said it like 90 times in the 45 minutes they were together.
Yeah, he's got a pretty standard pattern, but look at him.
He's 70 something years old and running like a 20 year old.
Say what you will.
You know who this sings that fast way, fast way.
Say what you will say what you will.
Eight hundred, eight hundred, seven, two, three, four, eight hundred, eight
hundred radio.
Damn, I'm impressed, man.
Well, fast way.
There it is.
That's why.
Absolutely, baby.
It's rock and roll time here on the big FM rocker.
Do it, daddy.
Do it.
This is a good song, probably to jam in cars, coffee and KCD.
Yes, it is tomorrow morning while that Springs Roadhouse 9 AM.
I know the flyer says 10, but our editors are dyslexic.
And they can't help it.
It's nine AM fast way.
I'll be a rockin.
I'm coming in the fire chicken.
I'm going to have the red 68 bourbon.
We will charge there too.
That's a bad ass rock and roll.
Some bad ass Mexican food, some bad ass hookers and some bad ass ride.
Cars, coffee, quesadillas, Mexicans are welcome.
All right, maybe don't go there.
Yeah, that's a hell of a promo right there.
Right, just to pull that out and use that as a promo.
Masque in the world.
Well, KCD is I get it.
You bring whatever you want.
Boy, if you're south of the border and you took a Ford truck
and turned it into a Lincoln, we want to see it.
If you took a Tahoe and turned it into an escalade with a front clip
on a salvage title, bring your own.
So you're not judging, right?
No, no. How many folks show up?
Sixty like about 60. Damn, dude.
That's a lot. That's a crowd.
For a real cash just a casual.
It's just casual, man.
You won't smoke grass. Smoke it.
Well, you will start drinking early.
That's your business.
You want to do burnouts in the middle of town?
Hell, yeah.
Oh, do the locals get upset when you burn out?
Yeah, they like it.
Last night I did a burnout. So damn loud.
No BS.
People came out of both restaurants.
See what the hell blew up.
Did they really? Yes.
Fire chicken was running.
I was like, first loud thought when you put that video up,
I'm like, what are the locals saying?
There it is. Oh, wow.
That's a good burnout.
Light down Main Street, the center of town.
Absolutely, man.
There's no police here.
Well, there are. Police.
They're sheriffs.
But they're cool.
But yeah, they happen to be your neighbor.
Unless you're a math head, then they'll arrest you.
It doesn't hurt to have him.
No, that's proven.
That's a smooth burnout right there, too.
That wasn't like to burn that car.
She don't even have to think about holding the brakes.
Like, you know, normally you have to bust it loose for the.
800 horsepower at the crank.
Dude, that's amazing.
Just like my own cook at the rattlesnake.
Watch this, man.
I'm just going to tap in about 40 degrees right foot slam.
Bang, bang.
What kind of stereo system are you putting in the fire chicken?
Loud one.
I would say you got to put some right now.
I'm running a little behind schedule.
So we're just running a boom box at the back seat.
Oh, really?
All right.
That's how it should be done.
Blua, bitch has so much horsepower.
Snap the drive shaft on the first test drive.
And I have not B.S.
And your true story is a picture.
And then we gave her hell two days ago and blew a transmission
line. Did you?
Absolutely.
Oh, my God.
You're just feeling it now.
We're getting her tuned up.
We got about 50 miles.
No, about 100 miles.
This one you're going to take on tour.
Dude, so people can see it.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
Wait, do you want to go on tour?
Why don't you take it on tour?
Sure.
Oh, yeah.
Tour like.
You trust me to drive this car?
You think you can fill stadiums with the fire chicken?
No, I just mean when we go to.
Taylor Swift, eat your bowls all.
When we go to places, bring it on a trailer.
Oh, yeah.
Drive that bitch.
OK.
Now, this is a road car.
This is a pro touring real rig.
And yes, I'm going to drive it.
You will see it at the office plenty.
I've got to sell that damn suburban.
I'm crying about it because I told it.
No.
Why?
So much money.
It is a lot of money.
I mean, it's like cool.
It's like a house driving around.
That's what popped into my head yesterday.
You said, well, just take the suburban into town.
Just see my face.
I was like, I'm good.
I was nervous as hell driving that name.
It's like you said, it's driving a house.
The guy that bought it new from Relic gave him $475,000
a year ago.
Unbelievable.
Truly.
Is there another like it in the world?
No.
I mean, it's only got a back door on the passenger side.
That's the way they all were.
There's plenty of those.
That first generation.
The body is original.
Yeah.
And then the chassis is a Denali.
Yeah, it's like a 20-something Denali.
But they did everything.
It's just so ridiculously cool.
So if you go to relic.com, you'll see.
They're starting prices on their Blazers with no top is 350.
And that's the only bourbon they ever built.
It's a one-on-one.
And they sold us some billionaire.
And he brought it back and wanted a Camaro.
I was like, how do you tell somebody
that they're going to lose $250,000 in a year?
He said, they don't care.
He grabbed his cigar and went, all right, boys.
He said, those billionaires that they deal with,
he said their wives would rather spend all of his money
on cars than have a jet loaded up with horse.
That was his exact words.
Totally agree.
Totally understand that.
There she is.
That's my happy place.
That was a happy moment last night.
Those two sitting by.
That was this morning.
Yeah.
That is my happiest.
That is it for me.
That fire chicken and that suburban next to each other
and the girls.
I mean, I could leave my wife and kids and all y'all
and just be and sit with that in a dirt bike.
I'm good.
Oh, you'd miss us.
I would miss you.
But I could do that for a little while.
For a little bit.
I could do that for a day or two.
But the guy that wants to buy it
has the same feeling towards it.
I've got to have this car.
And he buys a lot of cars for me.
I've got to have this.
You've got to sell it to me.
So I am going to sell it.
And I'm going to run it through the auction.
This week, if the dealers are listening,
we've got a hell of a classic and collector lineup on Wednesday.
The red suburban I was going to sell it to him.
I'm going to open the bid at where he and I have agreed to.
If anybody wants to knock him off, they can.
I doubt they're going to.
Um, but I just I just decided not to.
I need another month with it.
Yeah.
Fuss was going to come in this week
and we're going to look at it and read it in now.
Um, someone passed away in his life
and they had to go to a funeral this weekend.
Yes.
I question that because it was Saturday.
She had to be at the funeral and then it changed to Sunday.
Normally, you don't get changed.
Well, sometimes they do.
I'm kidding.
Fuss, if you're listening, I'm busting balls,
but we will get him out here soon enough.
Um, so now it's time for the lightning round.
Dial the deal.
Dial the deal.
Pick up your phone and rotary dial 800-800-7234-800-800-7234-800
800 radio.
Give me year, make model miles, average, rough or clean.
And I will bid your car on the radio
on behalf of America's Best Carbire.
Give me the VIN.com.
You can also just go to givemethevin.com.
Let up your rig now.
If we don't beat a CarMax or a Carvana deal,
we will send you a check for $100 for the opportunity
to have last look.
Give me the VIN.com or just call in right now.
We'll do it over the radio 800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
I think, Kyle, I hope you got it loaded up
because I was that Diablo, that yellow Lamborghini Diablo
that we're selling at Mannheim Dallas next Wednesday
at the C&C sale.
I took a driving video with it.
And I think he's going to play it during the break here.
And you can see that at jcwshow.com.
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David, you've got an 18-lariat, 16,000 miles.
You want $32,000 for an 18-lariat.
I like the miles.
Is it a four-wheel drive or two-wheel drive?
It's a two-wheel drive, 2.7 liter, equal boost.
OK, go to givemethevin.com and load that up.
Let me, everything's going to say no that it's too high.
But I need to do a little bit of thinking
because the miles are so special.
Would you take $28,000 for it?
I could do $30,000.
OK, load it up.
Go to givemethevin.com, talk to John on the radio.
I'll sell it for $30,000.
And they'll forward it to me when I got off there
and I'll make a decision.
But take a couple of pictures and attach them.
When you go to give me the venues, put in your team.
I got pictures for you.
If you can give me a phone number,
I can text them to whoever.
If you go to givemethevin.com, put in the license plate number.
You can just push attach pictures,
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OK.
Thank you.
Bert and Austin, you've got a 69K10, 350 miles, frame off
Presto, through a new fifth, what?
You want $175,000?
Well, you should see the truck first before you say no.
You're right.
Now you say it's got a Holley Sniper on it
or it's a Sniper motor?
No, it's got a Holley Sniper on it.
They tried to convince me to put an LS in there,
but I said no, I want to try to keep the same.
But it's a blueprint motor.
Everything was redone.
Had a really cool guy out in Cameron, Texas,
which is outside of Waco, restored that thing for me.
It took about 18 months.
He did it right.
I think for a truck to get into that price range,
it needs an LT4 in it.
I don't know what that is to be honest with you.
That's the supercharged Cadillac.
When you get into those crazy prices like that,
does it have an aftermarket chassis on it,
like a Roadster shop?
No.
No, this thing was my brother's somewhere down the line.
He picked it up somewhere back in 94.
He gave it to me from a college truck
and I've kept it ever since.
It's been through two wives and four kids.
So yeah, it's been with me for a long time.
Finally had the money to put it together properly.
But you really have to take a look at it.
I mean, it's always been a whole little bit.
I think it's beautiful.
I understand, but I'm telling you,
I've learned a little bit.
I've really been studying this for the past few years
and learning these cars.
And to get into that 200 grand range,
you've got to have an aftermarket chassis
and you've got to have a power plant that is, oh my God.
And those power plants are LT4 engines or LSA engines
and the chassis is a Roadster shopper.
Like, have you seen the iconic build K5 blade?
Anyway, I think you might have a $100,000 truck,
but how much was the Resto bill?
Would you pay them?
88,000, 88,000.
Yeah, I think-
The paint job alone was 30,000.
I understand, but it's just that you watched
a couple of trucks sell at auctions for 200 grand
and you think you have a truck like that
and I'm telling you the differences.
I learned this the hard way too.
I've got a truck that looks like a $400,000 truck
that sold a Barrett two years ago.
I've got the Mimic to it and it's 80 grand
because it doesn't have those things I'm talking about.
Because those things I'm talking about,
like that motor I'm talking is 50, 60 grand
right out of the gate with the transmission.
The chassis is another 50 grand installed, everything.
I mean, there's a hundred.
There's just different components,
but it sounds like you have a beautiful truck.
I understand.
If you want to sell it for probably 70, 80,
go to GiveMeTheVin.com and send us pictures.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
800-800-7234-800-800 radio.
Mike in Arkansas, 23 Tacoma off road,
90,000 miles once, 23 grand.
I need to ask you too many questions.
It takes a bunch of time.
So just go to GiveMeTheVin.com and load it up.
87, soft top, CJ, what?
Is it a CJ, it says Wrangler.
Yeah, okay, it wants eight grand.
Clarence, is your Wrangler lifted?
No, no, it's an 87 YJ.
Oh, Clarence, sorry.
That's fine, Clarence was my father, my mom used to it.
Clarence, Clarence.
Hello, Clarence.
45,000 miles, I like the soft top, I don't like,
but it is what it is.
It's a six cylinder.
Can you have the outdoors?
Okay, cool.
I am.
Been Rhino.
I might buy this truck.
Been Rhino lined.
Not on the outside, but the inside, right?
The Rhino, yeah, we Rhino lined it to match the tan seats.
Everything is original except for the gas tank.
We had to take it out and redo that.
Okay, I very well, put me down as a definitely,
maybe at 8,000, take some photos and a video, actually.
When you go to give me the venue, you can upload quickly.
You know how you just attach pictures to text?
You just push the button and attach your videos,
and it'll go right to it.
Okay, thank you, ma'am.
Oh, you, boomer.
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Oh, cool, we got a caller in from Houston
that already sent photos,
so we can throw them up there, throw it up there.
Let me see what I'm looking at.
Sam Houston, good morning.
What you got?
Go to JCWShow.com right here.
I got a 1972 Super Beetle with a 302 Ford engine
on the back of it.
With a what?
A 302 Ford engine on the back of it.
Okay.
What a mini-boost transmission.
Okay, I'm looking at photos that you sent in.
It looks like someone's special needs
put this one together.
Go to JCWShow.com right now, please.
Yeah, click the live link.
You don't want to miss this.
Sam, did you build this or did you buy it this way?
I bought it this way.
I got it from a buddy up in Kansas.
He built it.
It's not a buddy.
Why did he do that to an automobile?
Why?
I'm breaking next before I go in that thing, dude.
Breaking next.
But not in a good way.
So it has like a, think of an RV camper
that's painted yellow with black skirts
and has a junk-ass deck stuck on the side of it.
And on the deck, they put a motor.
That's exactly right.
That's what I'm looking at.
Like you need a little more deck out there.
You could put a couple of lawn chairs on the deck
and then you could smoke meth
while you're listening to your Ford engine run
and your Beetle.
Hey, that's how you do it, man, you ain't allowed it.
You could chain an electric guitar player
to the front bumper
and have the gay Mad Max car.
It's not really gay, it's just methane.
It looks a little Mad Max-y.
Mad Max-y, perfect, you're right.
Look at that.
Well, that's the wrong yellow for straight, John.
Do your neighbors, did your neighbors
turn you into the HOA?
Right.
Nah, it's actually parked outside
one of the houses right now.
I see that.
Right now I've got my friend, he's actually,
he actually has a moment right now.
What did you pay your friend for this car?
Or did y'all trade something?
We made a trade for it, yeah.
I knew it.
I'd love to see it.
You get photos of what you traded.
Yeah, what was the trade?
It was actually a A50 scrambler, Polaris.
He went out.
I'd rather have the Polaris.
That's something I could sell.
What's the thing on the back for?
It's for a meth deck for long chairs.
It's not.
Hey, man, Sam, thank you for calling in
and I normally don't do this, but I'm just gonna pass.
That's good for you.
I'm just gonna pass.
That's the best move you've made all day.
There's no way anybody would buy that.
What would that thing bring in the auction lane?
I'm gonna write this down.
I'm gonna write down my thought.
Maybe $1,000.
I wrote down 800.
Yeah, that's maybe.
Because somebody, they would just want it
for the motor maybe?
That's about it.
Why would you want that old fork motor?
I don't know.
Who needs that?
We could put it in JD's Christcraft.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
I mean, this is so good.
You gotta be six in it.
I don't need this.
This is when you get bored.
This is what happens when you live in the country.
Yes, somebody had that in their mind.
They woke up one morning and went,
I've got the idea and then they built it.
It's awesome.
Thank you for calling.
You helped me make my day.
I can't believe it's got brake lights in the back too.
Oh, it's legal, it's legal.
That baby's legal.
800, 800, seven, two, three, four, 800.
Do you wanna do the big brain contest?
No, but I do wanna do a plug.
Hey, Kyle, throw that picture up I put up.
I sent you a moment ago.
By the way, somebody in the chat room says,
send it to Jason Love.
He's gonna be a character on the show.
I have another building in downtown Walnut Springs.
Knock on the window, Kyle, if you don't have it loaded.
God.
He's got two.
We gotta work on our transition speed.
I gotta understand what we're dealing with.
He said he had it.
It takes a second for him to get loaded.
So you can tell the story first.
There's an old post office.
So you got the roadhouse, then you got the steakhouse,
and then you got this old post office.
So we're gonna redo the post office
and I want to have a junk collector rent that from me
and put in like a store, there it is,
like a store with signs and automabilia
and kind of like the American Pickers.
Yeah, okay.
They're set up because the deal across the street,
boot, heel, mercantile is doing real well.
And I think we should have a,
in our little town that we're developing,
have a store like this.
And I showed this to Richard Rollins,
who is a notorious picker.
He spends many of his sober and drunk hours
on Facebook, Marketplace, buying stuff.
And he's got a lot of stuff.
I said, why don't you put in a store,
call it Gas Monkey Collections next door,
and he just keeps saying he's gonna do it,
but he won't do it.
So I'm inviting someone else to do it.
Beat him to the punch.
So what will be in the store?
What you're seeing, put it back up, but.
There's like signs.
Signs, hard place to come by.
Like a picker, like today is the paid swap meet, right?
Gotcha.
A person that does a lot of that trading of stuff,
you know, oil cans and signs and neons and stuff,
whatever they want to do, it's their business.
Got it, okay.
But a place to, a business that's a good looking.
Not trash.
Not trash.
I don't need a junk deal.
But you know, like these neon signs,
that's some heavy duty business.
Automabilia.
There's a guy.
That's the word I'm looking for.
Were you driving to your ranch?
There's a guy that's got a bunch of those Kelly tires
and all that kind of signs, stuff like that.
He's got more every week almost.
Actually, he's probably a guy.
How's this say?
Go.
He's retired.
Actually, our neighbor.
Every month he puts up another sign.
Yes, he does.
But I mean, people could buy that
and I was supposed to get Mike.
Well, anyway, yeah, if somebody wants to do that,
I'll finish out the building in lieu for a real lease.
That looks really good.
Is that a real location?
That is a real location, but that's like,
we would tear the front of the building out
and do it in glass doors like that.
And then you'll have to put their own sign up.
But yeah, that's the building.
And that's just a rendering of what could be.
Okay.
So anyway, 800-800-7234.
And if you think you want to do this,
join us tomorrow morning in Cars Coffee,
KCD as Walnut Springs, Texas, 9 a.m. Central.
And you can look at that building.
Louis putting in his bike shop.
Lucky seven bikes.
It's coming up.
It's starting to happen down there.
I'm just, I've done all I'm gonna do, I think,
for a while and let everybody else start doing it.
My name's John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio
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You bet I'm worth more.
I'm worth a little more.
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Just look out the way, I never lost a V.O.
Another lonely man, no one here but V.O.
Dudley, I don't have a store.
I was opening the invitation for you
to rent the location and you run the store.
Oh, okay, I'm sorry, I misunderstood that.
I thought you was looking for somebody
to put some old signs and stuff like that in there as well.
Well, like whoever leases the store
could take signs on consignment from you,
but you know, Rawlin said he'd love to do it
because he's got the stuff,
but he doesn't have anybody to work it.
So if you wanna move up here and run it for him,
then he'd do that too, but I appreciate it.
What, where is it at?
Walnut Springs, Texas, thank you.
Robert in Texas, you've got a 69 El Camino Super Sport
3,400 miles on a Resto Mod 496 stroked out.
Good transmission, wants 50,000.
I don't see that car bringing 50,000 without a LSA
or a LT4 or some type of supercharged modern engine.
With a modern, modern Resto.
Even though yours has 850 horses.
Are you there?
Wait, am I on the right guy?
Robert, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here, John.
Yeah. I'm here, John.
That stroker thing, I don't know, I may be wrong.
I mean, have you watched some sales that support that
on a very similar comp?
Well, I've had offers of up to 64,
I actually bought it for 62 from exotic traders online
and had it shipped down here from New Jersey
and then fixed all the stuff that they didn't do
right on the Resto.
But it recently dynoed out at 850 horses.
That's incredible.
So it's not a daily driver.
It's got AFR, large rectangular high flow heads on it
and it's got a M22 four speed with a steel bell housing.
The gears are made in Italy, they're chisel cut.
It's got a Mosier power pack.
We're on national radio.
We have to entertain 100,000 people right now
and we're losing them.
I can hear them tuning out as you're geeking out.
But it's all good.
I feel you.
If you want to sell it, go ahead, what?
I have one more for you.
You also have a 71 El Camino Super Sport
with a LS1 aluminum block and LS5 heads.
That's more marketable in my world.
Go to gimmethevend.com and load them up both of them.
Give me the vend.com and we will get right on it
and I appreciate your phone call.
Who wants a car deal?
Well, they're just in the details
and the details are what matter
but on the air it gets a little long tooth.
Of course, yeah.
So call will punch out is what that's called right there.
That's right.
David Wemberley, he wants to buy that relic suburban also.
Okay, we need to do, we've got seven minutes
and 42 seconds to do Jeopardy.
Jeopardy.
Jeopardy.
Oh boy, can we make it fit?
Yeah.
Let's take some time to test the
Intellect and Pop Culture IQ of our own
John Clay Wolf Show crew.
There's John Clay Wolf, front and center.
JD Ryan on my left.
Hello.
DJ Pre-K is back there in the tech center.
John, anybody trying to join with us here
on the via the old Humminbird?
All right, we'll just run it three man.
Head to head to head competition.
Wanna hear your categories?
Category one, bring in the fight.
Remembering our favorite war movies.
Actually we'll put crab on.
There he is.
Crappy.
Crabs been on hold for like three hours.
Several weeks.
Category two, coming up.
Unadorable.
Three and a half actually.
Famous celebrities known for their bad looks.
Hold on, hold on.
We got too many people talking at once.
I put him on hold, go ahead.
Okay.
Say it again.
Category one, bring in the fight.
Remembering our favorite war movies
and category two, unadorable.
Famous celebrities known for their bad looks.
And I don't know if it'll be really good or really bad.
Here we go.
One of them should be, what's her name
that was in, what's the pretty girl
that made herself ugly for that movie?
TikTok doc?
No, no, no.
Cherise Therene.
Yes, Charlie's there.
Was it called, what was it called, ugly?
Monster, monster.
Oh yeah, boy they made her ugly for that.
All right, let's roll.
Category one, question one.
If a single can bring instant recall,
single image can bring instant recall.
The sight of Steve McQueen jumping barbed wire fences
on a motorcycle probably reminds you of this epic war film
about the mass allied escape from a Nazi POW camp.
Crab that sounds like you.
Oh, P.J. Preca.
What is the great escape?
That's correct.
Holy Preca.
Holy God, I'm impressed.
All right.
Question two, this story of this film's good Sergeant Elias
versus the evil Sergeant Barnes
comprised the microcosm of Oliver Stone's
award-winning Vietnam epic from 1986.
What was the first part of tune down, I'm sorry.
The story of this film's good Sergeant Elias
versus the evil Sergeant Barnes
comprised the microcosm of Oliver Stone's
award-winning Vietnam epic from 1986.
Ding, ding, ding, apocalypse now.
That is incorrect.
Coppola 78.
Time's almost up.
Ding, ding.
Oh.
Jitty.
What is platoon?
That's correct.
Hey!
Crab, you're up.
You can ding, ding if you wanna play.
Hell of a good movie.
You and I both have zero.
I don't wanna hear anything else, just play the game.
Question three, Spielberg's best war movie
was undoubtedly saving Private Ryan
but his funniest war movie
has to be this broad comedy from 1979
starring a huge cast of character actors
including Slim Pickens, John Belushi, and Dan Aykroyd.
Crab?
Crab.
Blazing Saddles.
That's incorrect.
Ding, ding, ding.
Jitty?
What is 1941?
That is correct.
Wow.
Okay.
Go away.
Jitty's in the lead now.
Go away back in time with me.
Okay, category two questions.
Here we go, question one.
This prop comic was truly ugly when he became famous
and became absolutely hideous looking
after many, many elective surgeries.
Ding, ding, ding.
Ding, ding, ding.
Pre-K.
Okay, man.
Who is carrot top?
That's correct.
That is true.
Wow.
That's a good snag, Pre-K.
Question two, apparently being the opposite of attractive
was a good start for the preeminent performer
of parody songs like My Belona.
Ding, ding, ding.
John?
Who is weird Al Yankovic?
That's correct.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Da, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Go ahead.
My Belona.
Question three, while he's not much to look at,
this Gap Tooth American actor has appeared
in more than 100 films.
Ding, ding, ding.
Jenny Ryan?
Who is Steve Buscemi?
That's incorrect.
What?
What?
More than 100 films, including The Wild Punch,
The Poseidon Adventure, and Escape from New York.
He was a cab driver, but he's probably best known
as the title character from television's McHale's Navy.
Oh.
Gap Tooth Fool.
You know him, Jay.
John McHale, I mean, John McHale, ding, ding, ding.
Oh, I think that's the actor.
We're looking for the name of the actor.
We need the name of the actor,
and I don't know who that is,
but if you know it, Crab, you're gonna win.
Time's up.
Oh, man, I can't.
It sucks.
Corrector is who is Ernest Borg-9?
I'm not even Gap Tooth.
Oh, yeah.
All right, we're tied with JD and Preca at two.
JCW with one, Crab zero.
Crab, are you high right now?
Double Jeopardy, Tom.
Here we come, category one, question one.
Isn't it ironic one of the best films
about the American Revolutionary War,
the Patriot, would star this iconic Australian actor,
best known for his action-star roles in movies like Mad Max,
Braveheart, and Lethal Weapon.
Ding, ding, ding.
Oh, I think that was, it was a tie.
Preca.
Hey, buy a hair.
Give it to Preca.
Mel Gibson, who is Mel Gibson?
Who is Mel Gibson?
He's Australian?
How about that?
I didn't know that.
I thought he was just.
He hates Jews.
All right, Crab.
All right, thanks, Crab.
Bye.
Thanks, Crab.
All right.
Preca is in the lead, four to two to one.
In the category two question,
a category one question two,
this Academy Award winning film from 2008
followed an Iraq war bomb disposable team
and provided what would be a breakout role
for actor Jeremy Renner.
Ding, ding, ding.
Hurt locker.
Wow, he's right.
All right, Crab.
We've got a ding, Crab.
We've got a ding when it's time to ding, ding.
Crab's been huffing that paint that he sells.
Oh, you ain't kidding.
All right, Crab's got two now.
Last question standing category two question only.
Possibly the only time we've seen Eddie Murphy
truly terrified in a movie is when he was propositioned
by this Jamaican model, singer, songwriter,
and actress in the hit comedy Boomerang.
In 1992, DJ Preca.
Who is Grace Jones as Strong J?
That's Crab.
Ooh, Preca.
Great enough.
Strong J.
Good job.
Wow.
Crab, what is it that you were waiting
three and a half hours on hold to tell us?
I want to ask you if you heard about
the Mexican screw flies that are invaded Texas.
They're landing in the cattle open sores and laying eggs
and then they got squirms that eat the cattle.
And if you didn't hear about them, you will.
This is breaking news, everybody.
From California.
Okay, is it something new or has it been going on a while?
Yes, new.
So they're coming up from Mexico.
Do they have papers?
Oh, they have issues last week.
I thought the Mexican screw flies
were female prostitutes and laredo.
No, no, the screw flies are in Carmendale Summit.
Jesus Christ.
He held three hours.
Three and a half hours to pass along this message.
And I appreciate it, Crab.
That's amazing.
I appreciate it, sir.
And most screw flies, man.
I think if we have a number one fan, it's him.
It's Crab, got it.
When I got to that remote at 5.45 in the morning
the other day and he was sitting there,
I was like, okay, this guy's serious.
He's shot gunning beers in the morning like nothing now.
All right.
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Join us again each and every Saturday
right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.
Fuckers.
Owls.
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John Clay Wolfe Show mixes car-buying calls with off-the-wall commentary, from a Cambridge project for a robotic third thumb to a Florida dune buggy sale and a Lay’s-branded truck. The crew also riffs on the NFL Draft, including the Raiders’ Fernando Mendoza pick and the Cowboys/Eagles trade-up drama. Along the way, they dig into weird Florida news, a wheelchair battery fire scare, and a long, funny stretch about buying a house at foreclosure and dealing with a chaotic former owner.
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