C.R.E.A.M. #78 - Gallardo Sold, Car Event Names and US Emissions Regs
About this episode
The crew kicks off with car-life updates: a paid “pay what you think” detailing job, an S2000 battery scare, and a growing pile of cars being sold—Clio is gone, Range Rover may go, and the Gallardo is in the process of leaving. Will’s McGann is in storage with an oddly mismatched cushion, while Ben’s TVR flex turns into a grinding-rust day on an E55. News sparks debate: the US has rolled back major CO2/emissions rules, potentially reviving bigger-engine cars, while the UK/EU won’t follow. The show also covers used-car buying tactics (CarVertical checks), auction listing “fluff,” and a wild discussion of a Chinese EV with a built-in shower. They wrap with influencer-style car pitch games and a rap lyric deep-dive.
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Lamborghini Gallardo
"Learn more at goallinandwin.com. The Gallardo isn't the process of going. Wow, wow, wow, wow."
The Lamborghini Gallardo is a supercar made by Lamborghini. It’s known for being very fast and having a loud, exciting character. The podcast is basically reacting to how impressive it is.
The Lamborghini Gallardo is a V10-powered supercar known for its aggressive styling and strong performance. It’s often discussed because it’s one of Lamborghini’s more approachable supercars in terms of reputation and availability compared with the brand’s most extreme models. In the podcast, it’s emphasized with excitement—“wow, wow, wow”—suggesting it’s a standout moment.
Honda S2000
"Oh, careful. I can start you off. Yeah, sure. Rule. Why is that? S2000's back, and he's out of storage."
The Honda S2000 is a fun, sporty Honda roadster. When they say it’s “out of storage,” they mean it was parked away for a while and is now being used again.
The Honda S2000 is a lightweight, rear-wheel-drive roadster known for its high-revving engine and balanced handling. Mentioning it “back” and “out of storage” suggests the car is being brought back into regular use after being stored away.
black on tan
"[373.6s] It's just cool. [374.3s] It's cool to say. [375.2s] But it's black on tan."
“Black on tan” describes a two-tone interior and/or exterior color theme, typically meaning dark (black) surfaces paired with tan upholstery or trim. The speaker treats it as a major positive because it matches what the listener would like.
CarVertical
"Obviously, before going to see that car, I wanted to do a CarVertical check on it. And it all came up pretty good."
CarVertical is a service that checks a used car’s history. It can reveal problems like accidents or title issues that the seller might not mention.
CarVertical is a vehicle history report service. It aggregates data (like reported accidents and title/ownership history) to help you spot issues that may not be disclosed in the listing.
CarWow
"The CarWow gods have come through. We've talked about them before."
CarWow is a website that helps you find car deals. The host is basically saying they found a great bargain through that service.
CarWow is an online platform that helps shoppers find deals on cars by aggregating offers from sellers. When the hosts say “the CarWow gods have come through,” they’re crediting the service for surfacing a surprisingly good price.
manual
"Yeah, manual. Got to have some money, a regular one for that."
“Manual” means you shift the gears yourself instead of the car doing it automatically. Some people like it because it feels more connected to driving.
“Manual” means the car is equipped with a manual transmission (a gearbox you shift yourself). In enthusiast circles, manual transmissions are often preferred for driver engagement and control.
Alcantara
"I'm not Alcantara. Alcantara at all. It's not quite vulgar because that makes me feel ill."
Alcantara is a fancy fabric used inside some cars. It looks and feels like suede, but it needs gentle cleaning so it doesn’t get damaged.
Alcantara is a synthetic suede-like material often used on car interiors for seats, steering wheels, and headliners. It’s popular because it feels soft and has a high-end look, but it can be sensitive to oils, abrasion, and improper cleaning.
curb
"It was one of those roads that the curb, it had like a bowling alley. ... That curb came out of nowhere."
A curb is the raised edge at the side of the road. If you hit it, it can scuff or bend your wheel and sometimes cause other alignment or suspension problems.
A curb is the raised edge at the side of a road. Hitting one can damage wheels, tires, and suspension components, and it can also bend or misalign the wheel.
rust
"[1035.6s] Are you suggesting rust didn't exist? [1038.0s] Pre-2005. [1041.0s] But it didn't exist."
Rust is when metal starts to corrode and break down because of water and air. Cars can rust faster if the paint or protective coating gets chipped or worn off.
Rust is corrosion of metal caused by moisture and oxygen, typically starting where paint or coatings are damaged. In car terms, “rust protection” refers to factory coatings, underbody treatments, and how well a vehicle is maintained to prevent corrosion from taking hold.
BYDs
"[1076.9s] So do you believe then in 20 years time that cars being built today, like all these BYDs [1080.6s] and stuff, they're going to be rusting? [1081.4s] Yeah."
BYD is a car company (mostly known for electric cars). The speakers are using it as an example of newer vehicles they wonder about in terms of rust.
BYD is a major Chinese automaker known for electric vehicles and batteries. In this segment, BYD is brought up as an example of newer cars that the speakers worry could have corrosion issues over time.
NDMX5
"[1081.4s] Yeah. [1082.3s] Oh, really? [1083.0s] What are they made of? [1084.7s] NDMX5. [1085.3s] N-C-N-N-D-M-X-5s are rusting badly already."
They mention a code/name for what the cars are made of, but it’s not clear what it means. It could be a material type or an internal code, but the transcript doesn’t give enough detail to identify it reliably.
The transcript includes “NDMX5” and then a spelled-out sequence, presented as a material or code related to what the cars are “made of.” Because it’s unclear what the term actually refers to (possibly a transcription error or an internal material code), it’s hard to map to a specific automotive material with confidence.
CO2
"So EPA have rescinded their 2009 endangerment finding saying, basically saying that CO2 is bad. They've gone, it's probably fine."
CO2 is a gas that comes mostly from burning fuel. It’s a big contributor to climate change. When people talk about CO2 rules for cars, they mean limits on how much CO2 cars are allowed to produce overall.
CO2 (carbon dioxide) is the main greenhouse gas associated with climate change. In US policy discussions, CO2 is treated as an emissions target for vehicles because it correlates with fuel use and energy production. Vehicle CO2 limits are typically enforced through regulatory frameworks rather than tailpipe “smog” standards alone.
EPA
"So the actual things that they've rolled back on, emissions rules. So EPA have rescinded their 2009 endangerment finding saying, basically saying that CO2 is bad."
EPA is the US agency that makes and enforces environmental rules. It’s involved in emissions regulations for cars. Here, the speaker is saying the EPA changed its legal position on CO2.
EPA stands for the US Environmental Protection Agency. It plays a central role in setting and enforcing federal environmental regulations, including emissions rules affecting vehicles. In this discussion, the EPA’s legal actions around greenhouse gases are presented as a major driver of regulatory rollback.
BMW
"Imagine if you said to BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Ferrari, Lamborghini, [1380.4s] Alfa, any of those and said, do we want..."
BMW is a big German car brand known for performance and luxury. Here it’s mentioned as one of the companies the speaker is talking about in general terms.
BMW is one of the major German luxury and performance brands referenced in the discussion. The speaker is using it as an example of a manufacturer that could be asked to change how it sells or calibrates vehicles for a market.
Ferrari
"Imagine if you said to BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Ferrari, Lamborghini, [1380.4s] Alfa, any of those and said, do we want..."
Ferrari makes high-end supercars. The speaker is using it as an example of a brand that might be impacted by the same kind of market pressures.
Ferrari is an Italian supercar brand used in the speaker’s hypothetical. It helps set the context that even exotic/performance-focused brands would be affected by market rules and consumer preferences.
M5
"[1419.2s] Think about how many C63s, M5s things you see driving around in the UK. [1423.0s] People are still willing to do it."
The M5 is BMW’s high-performance version of its 5 Series. The speaker is using it as another example of a performance car people still choose to drive.
The BMW M5 is a flagship performance sedan from BMW’s M division. The speaker mentions it alongside C63s to show that people in the UK still drive these expensive-to-run performance cars.
3 litres of diesel for every 100 kilometres
"Lupo 3L, it means it uses 3 litres of diesel for every 100 kilometres it does. It translates to about 90 MPG."
“Liters per 100 km” (L/100 km) is a common European fuel-economy metric that expresses how much fuel a car uses over a fixed distance. Lower numbers mean better efficiency, and it’s why the episode can convert it into MPG for listeners more familiar with US units.
90 MPG
"It translates to about 90 MPG. I'll be honest."
MPG (miles per gallon) is a fuel-economy unit commonly used in the US/UK. Converting from L/100 km to MPG helps compare efficiency across regions, and “90 MPG” is an indicator of how extreme the Lupo 3L’s efficiency is.
half a million kilometers
"And you are coming back to England, whether you like it or not. With half a million kilometers on it. And it just went,"
“Half a million kilometers” is a mileage marker that signals high use and long-term durability. In car discussions, it often frames whether the vehicle is still enjoyable, what maintenance history might look like, and how wear items (tires, brakes, suspension components) could have been handled.
motorway
"Ben, on the motorway, silent. I don't believe it. It makes no noise."
A motorway is just a big, fast highway. They’re saying the car stays quiet and smooth when you’re driving at those speeds.
A motorway is a high-speed highway (often with multiple lanes) where cars are judged on stability, noise, and ride comfort. In the segment, they’re talking about how quiet and calm the car feels during steady driving.
roundabout
"It doesn't matter what speed you go into a roundabout at. We've tried this. It will make no tire squeal. It will just go around the roundabout."
A roundabout is that circular intersection where you turn and keep going around. They’re saying the car can handle the turn smoothly.
A roundabout is a circular intersection where you enter, follow the curve, and exit—often at varying speeds. The discussion focuses on whether the car’s grip and balance stay predictable without drama like squealing tires.
Honda Beat
"[1812.0s] Ben, what would you make? [1812.9s] What would you make your cars are? [1814.1s] I would make a Honda Beat. [1816.2s] Oh, big long boy."
The Honda Beat is a small, lightweight kei sports car known for its compact size and fun, tossable driving feel. The speaker’s choice suggests they’re thinking of a quirky, enthusiast-style car rather than a traditional long-wheelbase limo.
V8
"[1858.4s] That was some slightly bigger wheels. [1860.3s] I'm assuming it's, it'll be a V8. [1862.0s] Yeah. [1862.6s] V8, yeah."
A “V8” is an engine with eight cylinders. People often like V8s because they tend to feel strong and sound great.
“V8” refers to an engine configuration with eight cylinders arranged in a V shape. It’s commonly associated with strong power and a distinctive sound, especially in performance cars and trucks.
side car
"[1934.7s] That's not a side car. [1935.7s] Hers is it. [1936.6s] That's tough. [1938.1s] You know what?"
A “sidecar” is an attachment mounted to a motorcycle that adds a second seat and wheel, effectively turning it into a small three-wheeled setup. The speaker is using the term to describe a configuration that looks like a sidecar carrying a house-like structure. It’s a niche but useful term for understanding the vehicle setup being discussed.
production of Jaguar Land Rover cars in mainland China
"[2226.5s] Is it Cherry or is it Cherie? [2228.7s] Cherie is better. [2230.1s] It was formed to allow production of Jaguar Land Rover cars in mainland China. [2233.3s] Right."
They set up this partnership so Jaguar and Land Rover cars can be built inside mainland China. That can make the cars cheaper to deliver and easier to supply.
The goal of the joint venture is to produce Jaguar Land Rover vehicles locally in mainland China. Local production can reduce import costs, improve supply timing, and help meet regional regulations and market demand.
auction houses
"We're potentially going to work with some auction houses soon. And we've got some ins with buying cars or auctions, looking at the auctions."
An auction house is a business that helps cars get sold through bidding. They usually post details about the car, but sometimes the info is more “story” than what you need to decide to buy.
Auction houses are companies that facilitate buying and selling vehicles through timed bidding or catalog sales. For car buyers, they often provide listings, condition notes, and provenance details, but the quality of that information can vary a lot.
TVR Tuscan
"[2425.5s] I fancy a TVR Tuscan. [2427.4s] And they go on the auction page and go, bloody hell, he's got a six-cylinder."
The TVR Tuscan is a sports car made in the UK by the company TVR. It’s the kind of car enthusiasts tend to love because it’s more about feel and character than being mainstream.
The TVR Tuscan is a British sports car model made by TVR. It’s known for its lightweight, driver-focused character and for being a relatively niche, enthusiast brand compared with mainstream manufacturers.
boot
"[3056.4s] Honestly, as long as the suspension can handle it. [3059.9s] If the boot can't just take 44 luggages as they are, that's not how that works. [3065.0s] So it just seats down like floor to ceiling."
In UK English, “boot” means the trunk. They’re talking about whether the trunk can fit a lot of bags and still work properly.
“Boot” is the British term for the trunk/storage area at the back of a car. It’s being discussed here in terms of how much luggage it can physically hold and how the space is shaped.
heated seats
"[4620.2s] You don't want heated seats. [4621.3s] You want pure basic. [4624.2s] You just want to live life as if you were a caveman."
Heated seats are seats with built-in warming elements. They’re nice in winter, but they’re not essential for basic driving.
Heated seats are a comfort feature that warms the seat cushions and sometimes the seatbacks. They’re typically controlled by a switch or climate system and can be a selling point in cold climates, but they add cost and complexity compared with non-heated seats.
EV
"And then get paid by sort of EV company and say, that is actually amazing compared to that."
EV means electric vehicle. It’s a car that runs on electricity from a battery instead of using gasoline.
EV stands for electric vehicle—cars powered primarily by electricity stored in a battery rather than gasoline. In the current car scene, EVs are a major focus for both product development and media sponsorships.
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