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C.R.E.A.M. #80 - Murcielago Auction Result, Car Toilet Returns and We Made The Papers

C.R.E.A.M. #80 - Murcielago Auction Result, Car Toilet Returns and We Made The Papers

C.R.E.A.M. (The TDC Podcast) Apr 30, 2026 74 min
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About this episode

The crew opens with a huge update on a Murcielago auction win, describing the nerves, bidding war, and the emotional moment of finally securing a dream-spec car. From there it veers into a bizarre patent for a car toilet, a debate about getaway cars, and a look at a controversial new Mercedes C-Class design. There are also lighter tangents about a podcast on an iPod, a clean Golf ruined by bird poo, and a few listener-style anecdotes.

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Car

Audi Rs6

"The Lupo will take a starring role along say their fast Audi RS6 and their open quotation marks"

The Audi RS6 is the super-fast, performance version of an Audi sedan. It’s known for being quick and stable, not just loud or flashy.

Concept

auction

"So we went to the auction. We certainly did go to the auction on Sunday and I did win the auction. It's all very complicated because it's an auction."

An auction is like a bidding contest for a car. If you win the bid, you usually have to follow through and pay, even though the final steps can take time.

Concept

financing

"Also, let's just know you're, you're still, when you say you don't have the money to buy it, it's that you're financing, not that you've just committed to buy a car, you have no intention to buy it."

Financing means you don’t pay the whole price upfront—you borrow the money and pay it back later. The key point is whether you can get the loan in time to finish the deal.

Concept

bid increments

"But I got a little bit techy and it went like 110, 120, 130. And I was like, right, I need to state my claim here."

In auctions, bids usually go up in set steps. They’re saying the price climbed in small, regular jumps before it reached their bid.

Concept

bidding

"They were, again, I know this is bidding on a Lamborghini, but my God, it was quite emotional."

They’re describing an auction where people keep raising their offers. Near the end, it can feel stressful because the price can jump fast.

Term

V5

"But until it's here in front of me and it's sorted, I've got the V5 and whatever else, then yeah. Then it's secured."

A V5 is the official paperwork that identifies the car and its registration details. When you buy a car, having the V5 is part of making sure the paperwork matches the vehicle.

Concept

D registered

"So the car was previously a cat D and then D registered from it. It looks really solid overall."

“D registered” means the car was written off for insurance, then later repaired and allowed back onto the road. It’s a sign the car has been through a formal process after damage.

Concept

cat D

"So the car was previously a cat D and then D registered from it. It looks really solid overall."

“Cat D” is a UK label for a car that had serious damage and insurance wrote it off, but it can still be repaired. Even if it looks good now, it has a past accident/damage history you should factor into buying decisions.

Term

VIN

"And I saw a Vin plate. [560.2s] So I got a Vin to use a car vertical, actually, [562.3s] to run a check on it."

VIN is a unique ID number for a car. Running a VIN check can show details about that specific vehicle, not just the model.

Company

Car vertical

"And I saw a Vin plate. [560.2s] So I got a Vin to use a car vertical, actually, [562.3s] to run a check on it."

This sounds like a website/service that checks a car’s history using its VIN. It’s used to learn more about where the car has been and what records exist.

Concept

run a check

"So I got a Vin to use a car vertical, actually, [562.3s] to run a check on it. [563.7s] And then so I found the number plate for it, eventually."

“Run a check” means looking up the car’s records using its VIN. It helps you confirm what’s known about that exact car.

Concept

collecting cars

"And I eventually found it went through collecting cars [571.0s] where it sold five years ago [572.8s] and then found it was on a supercar driver video."

This is a car marketplace where collector cars are bought and sold. The speaker is saying the car’s history shows it was sold there before.

Concept

supercar driver video

"and then found it was on a supercar driver video. [575.1s] So I loaded up supercar driver video just to watch it back [577.8s] to see if there's any details mentioned in there."

They’re using a YouTube-style video as extra evidence about the car. Sometimes videos show details you can’t find in the auction listing.

Term

MOT

"But the car needs, despite all that money, the car needs an MOT and some other bits. So a little bit of welding in a tie rod scum, you know, it's just you can't really get rid of it."

MOT is a required safety/emissions inspection for cars in the UK. If your car fails, you usually have to fix the problems before it can be driven legally.

Part

tie rod

"So a little bit of welding in a tie rod scum, you know, it's just you can't really get rid of it."

A tie rod is a steering component that connects parts of the steering system to the front wheels. If it’s loose or worn, the car can feel vague or pull, and it can affect safety.

Part

number plate bulbs

"A couple of number plate bulbs and we should be all good. But yeah, just yeah, unbelievably cool."

Number plate bulbs are the small lights that shine on your license plate. If they don’t work, the plate may not be visible at night, which can cause inspection or legal issues.

Brand

Cremors

"Hey, shout out. Shout out Cremors. Thank you very much for listening and participating in the hype."

“Cremors” is mentioned as a shout-out, but the segment doesn’t explain what it is. It sounds like a brand or group the hosts want to thank.

Topic

Goodwood

"And I took the Tuscan out to Goodwood. [764.2s] You know what?"

Goodwood is a famous UK motorsports venue. People often take cars there for events or track-style driving.

Car

TVR Tuscan

"...I'm exceedingly happy about that. And I took the Tuscan out to Goodwood. You know what?"

The TVR Tuscan is a sports car designed to be fun and exciting to drive. People often take cars like this to events because they’re built for driving enjoyment. In the podcast, the speaker mentions bringing it to Goodwood.

Company

Carvert Call

"And in the meantime, I ran a carvert call. Shout out to Carvert Call. This week's podcast sponsor as always."

They mention “Carvert Call” as a service they used to look up the car’s history. The point is that it helped them spot a serious past issue.

Term

cat C

"I ran it and I was like, oh, that's weird. It's got a cat C from like the mid-2000s on the rear right quarter."

“Cat C” means the car was written off by an insurer after damage. It usually signals the car has a serious past, which can make it harder to insure and worth less.

Term

rear right quarter

"It's got a cat C from like the mid-2000s on the rear right quarter. Like within five minutes later, I was already a bit like, okay, no, this car's probably not that good,"

That phrase means the back-right body area of the car. If it’s been damaged there before, it can affect how the car fits together and how well repairs were done.

Concept

pre-purchase inspection

"But if you're ever buying a car, make sure that you're on a carvertical check. It will tell you if a car's ever been crashed, stolen, or clocked. We say it every time, don't get burned on a car."

A pre-purchase inspection is when a mechanic checks the car before you hand over money. It can catch problems that aren’t obvious during a quick look.

Term

clocked

"It will tell you if a car's ever been crashed, stolen, or clocked."

“Clocked” means the mileage has been tampered with, usually turned down to make the car look like it has fewer miles.

Term

interior cleaning

"We're interior cleaning where the idea of it really interests, not interests me. I want to do it when I think about it."

Interior cleaning means cleaning the inside of the car—like the seats and floor mats. It’s more than a quick wipe-down; it’s usually done carefully so dirt doesn’t stay trapped in the material.

Term

hoover

"So I said to her, I was like, can you just hand me the hoover? I'm going to start. And then the second I get bored, I give it to you."

They’re talking about using a vacuum cleaner. It’s how you suck up dirt from the car’s carpets and seats before doing more detailed cleaning.

Term

carpet

"It was when the first bit wouldn't come off the carpet immediately. I was like, I don't care. So that was very kind of."

They’re talking about the fabric floor covering in the car. Some dirt or stains get stuck in it, so it doesn’t always clean off right away.

Car

Honda S2000

"[1096.9s] To rule for me, I have a clean golf. [1098.7s] That's three rules, guys. [1100.5s] S2000s back. [1101.3s] Three rules of very different varieties."

The Honda S2000 is a small two-seat Honda roadster. People like it because it’s light and feels great to drive, especially when you rev it.

Brand

BYD

"[1483.2s] What's that? [1483.6s] Bow thing? [1484.4s] No, that's the great. [1485.1s] BYD? [1486.0s] No, they had a different name."

BYD is a car company from China. They’re especially known for making electric cars and battery tech.

Brand

X-Peng

"[1485.1s] BYD? [1486.0s] No, they had a different name. [1488.2s] Oh, X-Peng."

Xpeng is a Chinese company that makes electric cars. The hosts are talking about which company it was, after mentioning BYD.

Car

D9 Denzer

"...es it open the seat like a sort of Bond villain? Denzer. Denzer."

“D9” here sounds like a car with a special way of opening or accessing the seat area. The speaker is describing it as dramatic, like something from a spy movie. The key point is the unusual entry/seat design.

Concept

in-car toilet

"[1564.5s] It's a patent they filed basically for an in-car toilet. [1568.0s] And so we're not going to know much about it because it's just what they filed."

It’s basically a toilet built into a car so people can use it while they’re inside. The hosts are saying it’s not well-known yet because it’s only described through a patent, not a big public announcement.

Concept

patent

"[1564.5s] It's a patent they filed basically for an in-car toilet. [1574.1s] So they're not going to put like a press release out."

A patent is paperwork that protects an invention and usually explains how it works. If something is only known from a patent, you may not get the full story until the company releases more information.

Term

voice recognition system

"And when it's not in use, it can slide underneath the passenger seat, either physically or through the car's voice recognition system. It's only for the driver."

Some cars can understand what you say. You talk to the car, and it performs an action instead of you pressing a button.

Term

servicing

"It would need servicing. We don't, you have to. But toilet would need servicing."

Servicing is regular maintenance or repairs to keep something working properly. The speaker is saying the toilet would need that kind of attention too.

Term

interval two change

"Have you done the interval two change on the toilet? Yeah, no, that's the whole thing out. I thought about it."

This sounds like a planned maintenance schedule—like “service every so often.” The speaker is saying they’ve already done the required maintenance step.

Term

heated seats

"It was bad enough when I found out that Range Rover heated seats have to be serviced because they have to change the filter."

Heated seats are seats with built-in warming elements. You turn them on and they heat the seat for comfort, and sometimes the system needs maintenance.

Car

Land Rover Range Rover

"It was bad enough when I found out that Range Rover heated seats have to be serviced because they have to change the filter."

They’re referring to a Land Rover Range Rover that has heated seats. The host says the seat system uses a filter and that it needs service, which leads to a discussion about what might get trapped in it.

Term

filter

"Range Rover heated seats have to be serviced because they have to change the filter. They have a filter in them because they're like air conditioned."

They’re talking about a filter inside the seat system. Filters trap dust and other particles, and when it’s time to replace it, the seat has to be serviced.

Term

service station density

"[1814.8s] Per... [1815.6s] Per... [1816.5s] So, service station density, important metric for a country. [1820.0s] See it on the next census."

Service station density means how many gas stations are around compared to how many people live there (or how big the area is). If it’s high, you usually don’t have to travel far to find fuel or help.

Car

MX-5

"Remember, we talked about the story of my MX-5 blowing up on Cocking Hill. Did you drive that way? ... I was at my turbo MX-5. I tried to keep up, flat-shifted into a gear and blew my engine to smithereens."

The Mazda MX-5 is a small, lightweight roadster (a two-seat sports car). Here they’re talking about a turbo version that had a serious engine breakdown.

Term

turbo

"I was at my turbo MX-5. I tried to keep up, flat-shifted into a gear and blew my engine to smithereens."

A turbocharger uses exhaust gas to spin a turbine, forcing more air into the engine so it can burn more fuel and make more power. Turbo engines can be more sensitive to tuning and driving technique, particularly under high load during shifts.

Term

flat-shifted

"I was at my turbo MX-5. I tried to keep up, flat-shifted into a gear and blew my engine to smithereens. When I say that, every rod snapped..."

A “flat shift” is when you shift gears without lifting the gas much. On some cars that can be hard on the engine if it isn’t tuned to handle it.

Term

block

"When I say that, every rod snapped and two rods went out through each side of the block. Nice."

The “block” is the big metal core of the engine. If something punches through it, the engine is usually beyond repair.

Term

mapping a car

"Okay, so when you're mapping a car, you can have, there are like a sensor on"

“Mapping a car” means customizing the computer tune that controls how the engine runs. It can change things like how much boost you get and when the engine fires.

Term

clutch

"the amount of throttle input you have on your clutch and stuff. You can ask it that when you put the clutch in to shift gears,"

The clutch lets you switch gears. It briefly disconnects the engine from the gearbox so you can change gears smoothly.

Term

retard the ignition

"it will retard the ignition so that you don't have to let off the throttle. And you will keep your boost."

Retarding ignition means the engine fires the spark a bit later than normal. That can help protect the engine when conditions aren’t ideal.

Term

boost

"And you will keep your boost. Your boost will just stay all the way out."

Boost is extra pressure from a turbo or supercharger that forces more air into the engine. More air usually means more power, but it can also be harder on the engine.

Term

stock rods

"The issue with that, though, is on a car with stock rods, talk is what kills them. And talk down low, lower than it's used to."

Connecting rods are internal engine parts that help turn piston movement into rotation. “Stock rods” are the original factory ones, which may not handle big power increases.

Term

torque figure

"whereas if you're flat-shifting it, making all of the boost you would, that torque figure is going to be a lot higher than it usually is."

Torque is the engine’s twisting force. The “torque figure” is basically the number you see on a dyno that shows how much twisting force the engine makes.

Term

flat-shifting

"whereas if you're flat-shifting it, making all of the boost you would, that torque figure is going to be a lot higher than it usually is."

Flat-shifting is when you shift gears without backing off the gas much. It can keep power coming, but it can also put a lot of stress on the engine.

Term

8,000 RPM

"But absolutely obliterated the camels back. At 8,000 RPM. Just I'd raised the limit, which you shouldn't also do."

RPM is how fast the engine is spinning. Higher RPM means the engine is working harder, which can increase the chance of damage.

Concept

raised the limit

"At 8,000 RPM. Just I'd raised the limit, which you shouldn't also do. So just all of the things you should be doing."

“Raised the limit” means they allowed the engine to go beyond the factory safety cutoff. That can be risky because the engine may not be built to handle it under load.

Concept

blew the engine

"So just all of the things you should be doing. And I blew the engine."

“Blew the engine” means the engine failed badly and likely needs major repair or replacement. Here, it happened after pushing the car harder than the stock parts could handle.

Car

A45 AMG

"I was behind an A45 AMG. But you know, think of an A45 AMG. Yeah. What is festooned all over it?"

The Mercedes-Benz A45 AMG is a high-performance version of the A-Class. It’s a small car that’s tuned to be quick, and the hosts are talking about how it looks and how it drives.

Term

canards

"What is festooned all over it? Oh, canards and wings and badges and stickers and stuff."

Canards are little fins on the front of a car. They’re there to help the car “stick” to the road by shaping the airflow.

Term

wings

"Oh, canards and wings and badges and stickers and stuff. Exactly stuff."

A “wing” here means a spoiler. It’s designed to push the car down onto the road so it feels more stable.

Car

Mercedes-Benz Aclass

"Yeah. Like a complete, it just looks like an A-class. And it was because I was behind it when I found a photo quickly."

The Mercedes-Benz A-Class is a small Mercedes car, usually a hatchback. People can often recognize it just by its overall shape, even from a quick photo. In the podcast, that’s exactly what the speaker is doing.

Term

AMG pack

"That's just that that is an A-class with an AMG pack. There would be nothing to tell me that that was going to be spicy."

An AMG pack is a bundle of upgrades tied to Mercedes-AMG. Here it’s basically the reason the car looks more performance-focused.

Term

Four-wheel drive

"Yeah. That's a nice practical hat as well. Four-wheel drive, right? Four-cylinder stock, 330-odd horsepower."

Four-wheel drive means power goes to all four wheels. That usually helps the car grip better, especially when the road isn’t perfect.

Term

Four-cylinder

"Four-wheel drive, right? Four-cylinder stock, 330-odd horsepower. I think the early ones."

A four-cylinder engine is an engine with four “power” sections. It’s common in smaller cars, and in performance versions it can still make a lot of power.

Topic

getaway car

"[2034.0s] I was going to ask, what is your, what's the best getaway car? [2037.5s] It's actually close. [2038.3s] It's not easy to beat that."

A “getaway car” is the car someone drives to escape right after a crime. In this episode, it’s just a joke question about which car would fit that idea.

Brand

Rolls Royce

"That's Rolls Royce call. [2072.3s] Yeah. [2072.6s] If you turn up in a Rolls Royce, you go, of course I'm allowed to be here."

Rolls-Royce is a luxury car brand. The joke is that if you show up in one, people assume you’re supposed to be there because it looks like you have money.

Car

Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow

"That's perfect. It'd be a silver shadow. Like a phantom."

The Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow is a very luxurious older car made for comfort and style. People bring it up when they want that classic Rolls-Royce look and feel. In the podcast, it’s used as a specific example of what someone wants to see.

Car

Rolls-Royce Phantom

"It'd be a silver shadow. Like a phantom. He's, because an old one, you look a bit proble..."

The Rolls-Royce Phantom is a top-of-the-line luxury car. It’s known for being extremely comfortable and for having a very distinctive, high-end look. In the podcast, it’s mentioned as a comparison point for the kind of car someone wants.

Topic

Using car selling terms on art

"[2211.4s] Find another. [2212.6s] Using car selling terms on art. [2215.0s] You'd have to go to a criminal underboss or underboss or boss. [2218.5s] On eBay bids and we get offers on that. [2220.3s] 100%."

They’re talking about using the same kind of language you’d hear when selling a car—like bids and offers—when talking about art.

Concept

GTA style

"[2225.1s] No frame. [2226.1s] No frame. [2226.6s] You've got to do that GTA style. [2227.5s] You cut out the frame. [2228.3s] Okay."

They’re joking about doing it the “Grand Theft Auto” way—messy and unconventional. Here it means skipping the normal “frame” or structure and doing it differently.

Concept

microcar

"[2265.8s] because they go, well, that's just a man in a microcar in Italy. [2268.8s] What was to see here? [2270.3s] Or one of those little,"

A microcar is a very tiny car meant for getting around cheaply. It’s usually smaller and simpler than normal cars, with less power and fewer features. The hosts are using it as an example of something that’s affordable rather than flashy.

Term

D-Badged

"[2307.2s] Smart. [2307.6s] D-Badged. [2308.2s] Yep. [2308.5s] To look like an A6."

“D-badged” is when someone changes the little model name badges on a car. The goal is usually to make it look like a different, less noticeable version.

Concept

pop and bang map

"[2309.9s] I heard it. [2311.2s] But it would have a pop and bang map. [2314.0s] No. [2314.8s] Bangs on the shifts."

A “pop and bang map” is a software tune that makes the car make extra loud pops and bangs, especially when you lift off the throttle or shift. It’s basically a setting that makes the exhaust sound more dramatic.

Concept

Bangs on the shifts

"[2314.0s] No. [2314.8s] Bangs on the shifts. [2315.8s] Do you know what? [2316.3s] I've, you know what?"

“Bangs on the shifts” means the car makes pops/crackles when you change gears. It’s controlled by the engine software so the sound happens at the moment of shifting.

Car

Chevrolet Impala

"He has an impala, a normal impala. Yeah. And where does he go to blend in?"

An Impala is a Chevrolet sedan. Here it’s being used as a normal-looking car so someone can blend in.

Car

Audi Rs3

"I want, I want an RS3. Or an S3."

RS 3 is Audi’s “hot” version of the A3. People usually mean it when they want something much quicker and sportier than a normal A3.

Car

Audi S3

"I want an RS3. Or an S3. More like."

The Audi S3 is a sporty version of a smaller Audi hatchback. It’s designed to be faster and more fun to drive than the regular model. The podcast mentions it because the speaker is weighing it against an even higher-performance option.

Brand

BMW

"And then so does the I4, BMW. So other than owl for our audio listeners, what does the new C class do?"

They bring up BMW as another car brand. It’s part of a comparison about how some German cars look.

Car

C class

"So other than owl for our audio listeners, what does the new C class do? Okay, so imagine a C class, the front end. Imagine a normal..."

They’re talking about the Mercedes-Benz C-Class, which is a popular mid-size family/business car. The hosts are mostly joking about how the front design looks.

Car

Audi A8

"Do you remember the mid-2000s Audi A8, [2466.5s] all of them, the A5, the A6, A7? [2469.3s] They all had the huge big grill."

The Audi A8 is a luxury car. They’re comparing the front grille shape and size to an older A8 look.

Car

Audi A5

"Do you remember the mid-2000s Audi A8, [2466.5s] all of them, the A5, the A6, A7? [2469.3s] They all had the huge big grill."

The Audi A5 is another Audi luxury model. The hosts are just grouping it with other Audis that had a similar big-grille look.

Car

Audi A6

"Do you remember the mid-2000s Audi A8, [2466.5s] all of them, the A5, the A6, A7? [2469.3s] They all had the huge big grill."

The Audi A6 is a luxury sedan. They’re using it as another example of that era’s big grille design.

Car

Audi A7

"Do you remember the mid-2000s Audi A8, [2466.5s] all of them, the A5, the A6, A7? [2469.3s] They all had the huge big grill."

The Audi A7 is a luxury car. The hosts are mentioning it because it had a similar big grille look to the other Audis they listed.

Term

LEDs

"And also because it's now got the LEDs, [2475.5s] but they look like slats. [2478.4s] Yeah."

LEDs are the small electronic lights used in many modern car designs. They’re saying the front lighting elements look like thin strips or slats.

Term

light up grille

"Go back to that rear image. That's the best. At night, it still has the light up grille, like the i7 or i5."

Some cars have a grille that lights up with LEDs. It’s mainly for style—so the car looks distinctive at night—rather than for helping you see the road.

Term

rear panel

"[2571.8s] What's going on with the color match [2573.1s] of your rear bumper to your rear panel? [2574.8s] Been in a bump, hasn't it?"

The rear panel is part of the car’s body at the back. If the bumper was fixed or replaced separately, the paint on the bumper and the surrounding body can end up looking different.

Term

rear bumper

"[2571.8s] What's going on with the color match [2573.1s] of your rear bumper to your rear panel? [2574.8s] Been in a bump, hasn't it?"

The rear bumper is the part on the back of the car meant to take minor impacts. If it gets replaced after an accident, the new paint can sometimes look slightly different from the rest of the car.

Concept

electric

"[2626.3s] Or, but you have to deal with these. [2628.7s] Are they electric? [2629.7s] Or they're... [2630.0s] They're like..."

They’re wondering if the new cars are electric. That generally means they run on electricity from a battery instead of using a gas engine.

Car

130i

"I don't like a first gen one series hatchback. I don't like even a 130i. It's kind of cool."

The BMW 130i is a particular version of the BMW 1 Series. The host is saying they don’t like that specific model for themselves.

Car

BMW 130I

"I don't care. I don't like a first gen one series hatchback. I don't like even a 130i. It's kind of cool."

They’re talking about the BMW 1 Series hatchback. They’re saying they don’t personally like the early version of it.

Car

Kia Stinger

"...would you go and buy a Kia Stinger over an S5 or something?"

The Kia Stinger is a sporty Kia model. Here it’s mentioned as an example of something you might buy from a newer brand instead of a more famous performance name.

Car

Audi S5

"...would you go and buy a Kia Stinger over an S5 or something?"

“S5” is an Audi model that’s meant to be sportier than the regular A5. The point here is that people may feel more confident buying it because it comes from a well-known performance lineup.

Car

M3

"...and it being in a line of previous M3s and you go, do you know what?"

The BMW M3 is BMW’s famous sporty performance model. The hosts are saying buying an M car can feel meaningful because it connects to past M3s.

Brand

M car

"...there's something attached to buying an M car..."

A “BMW M car” is a BMW that’s tuned and built by BMW’s performance team. In the conversation, they’re saying people feel a connection to the history of those M cars.

Car

Ford Model T

"I want Model T. I know Model T. I'll be there."

The Ford Model T is one of the first cars Ford made in huge numbers. It’s often brought up as a classic piece of car history.

Concept

heritage

"if you looked at cars that had heritage like those cars and didn't go as music."

“Heritage” here means the car brand’s history and legacy—what it’s known for over the years. They’re basically saying some cars feel more connected to their roots than others.

Topic

culture shift

"But everyone prior to that was used to having British cars or all American cars. [2776.7s] So there has to be some kind of culture shift eventually. [2780.6s] I just don't think we've ever seen it quite as heavy as this."

They mean that people’s car tastes changed over time. As Japanese cars became popular, the “mainstream” idea of what to buy shifted.

Brand

Nissan

"There was entire scenes that are all about just owning Japanese cars, [2797.9s] Nissan, whatever it is. [2799.3s] So I don't know, maybe."

They’re talking about Nissan, a Japanese car brand. The point is that there’s a big fan community around Japanese cars, not just one model.

Term

hatchbacks

"When Japanese car makers are coming in, cars are kind of basic, [2808.3s] and they've had all that time to go, [2812.6s] right, now we can work up from hatchbacks all the way up to rally cars,"

A hatchback is a car where the back door opens upward, like a hatch. It’s a common type of smaller car.

Topic

rally cars

"When Japanese car makers are coming in, cars are kind of basic, [2808.3s] and they've had all that time to go, [2812.6s] right, now we can work up from hatchbacks all the way up to rally cars,"

Rally cars are race cars built for off-road and mixed-road events. They’re used here to show how Japanese brands grew from regular cars into serious racing.

Term

90s JDM

"[2818.5s] 90s JDM is going to turn into... [2821.1s] In the 40s, in the 2040s, they're going to be like,"

“JDM” means Japanese cars that were made for the Japanese market. “90s JDM” is shorthand for the popular Japanese performance cars from the 1990s.

Term

engine swap

"However, as much as I'd love to be able to do an engine swap, the sheer anxiety it would give me to have so many connectors, hoses, looms, etc."

An engine swap means putting a different engine into a car instead of the original one. It can be complicated because you have to connect a lot of systems like wiring and hoses so everything works together.

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loom

"However, as much as I'd love to be able to do an engine swap, the sheer anxiety it would give me to have so many connectors, hoses, looms, etc."

A loom is a bundle of wires that runs through the car to connect electronics. If it’s not routed and connected correctly, the engine may not start or may run incorrectly.

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connectors

"However, as much as I'd love to be able to do an engine swap, the sheer anxiety it would give me to have so many connectors, hoses, looms, etc."

Connectors are electrical plugs that connect different parts of the car’s systems. When you take an engine out, you need to remember which plug goes where so the car can run correctly.

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hoses

"However, as much as I'd love to be able to do an engine swap, the sheer anxiety it would give me to have so many connectors, hoses, looms, etc."

Hoses are tubes that move important fluids around the engine. If you connect them wrong after an engine swap, you can cause leaks or make the engine run poorly.

Brand

Alder Gear Now

"Edwin and Jack from Alder Gear Now, labeled one of the pipes of big blue in the front and big brown in the back."

Alder Gear Now is the name of a group/channel the speaker mentions. They’re credited with labeling parts during a project, which helped with reassembly later.

Term

warmup plug

"That one of them was the Kjet, the warmup plug, and then the other one, I think was an injector loom harness."

A warmup plug helps the engine during cold starts. It adds extra help (usually heat or fuel behavior) so the engine can run smoothly until it warms up.

Term

Kjet

"That one of them was the Kjet, the warmup plug, and then the other one, I think was an injector loom harness."

“Kjet” sounds like a name for a particular fuel-injection setup or component on that car. In this context, it’s being linked to a warmup part that helps the engine start and run better when it’s cold.

Term

camshaft

"They can pick up a bolt and go, [2956.3s] that is going to be the camshaft, [2958.4s] like the bolt that goes in the cam. [2960.1s] That is the camshaft."

The camshaft is like the engine’s timing controller. It helps decide when the engine’s valves open and close, which is what lets air and fuel in and exhaust out.

Part

alternator

"So say I'm taking the alternator off, and there's three different layers of bolts... That goes in a bag. So, those are together."

The alternator is what makes electricity for the car while it’s running. If you take it off, you’ll see different bolt sizes/sections, so labeling helps you put everything back in the right place.

Term

teething issues

"Someone will engine swap a car, and afterwards they'll just constantly have teething issues. It won't run right."

“Teething issues” are the annoying problems that happen at the beginning after something new is installed or changed. With an engine swap, it often means the car isn’t fully set up correctly yet, so it may run poorly or have small failures until fixed.

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lots of bolts

"Because there's also, you will find, the lots of bolts that look the same. Yeah. But some of them are different lengths,"

When you take a car apart, you’ll see lots of bolts. Some bolts look the same but are different lengths or meant for specific spots, so using the wrong ones can make you have to redo the job.

Part

gearbox

"Or it's a specific bolt that's meant to go to a different place, and they have... Or it's a specific bolt that's meant to be for the gearbox. It's not meant to be for the engine."

The gearbox is the part that helps the car use the engine’s power effectively by changing gears. This part of the conversation is basically saying: use the right bolts for the right component.

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engine out

"[3128.0s] I took half the engine apart, [3130.1s] and then it sat because I got busy for work... [3154.1s] Because if you're taking an engine out, [3156.3s] you're probably not taking it out to put it straight back in."

“Engine out” means taking the engine out of the car. People do this when they need access to parts that are difficult to reach with the engine still installed.

Concept

forums

"And using forums, Facebook groups, whatever it is. [3165.0s] Because there's things like talk specs,"

Forums are websites where car owners ask questions and share advice. The speaker is saying they can be a good way to learn the right steps for repairs.

Term

torque specs

"Because there's things like talk specs, [3166.7s] important on the engine stuff."

Torque specs are the exact tightness the manufacturer wants for a bolt. Using the right tightness helps prevent leaks and keeps parts secured safely.

Term

hand tight

"You can't just go like doing everything up hand tight, [3170.1s] for no reason."

“Hand tight” means tightening a bolt just by feel, not with a tool that measures tightness. On engine parts, that’s risky because bolts need to be tightened to specific values.

Part

head bolts

"But when I was doing the Clio, [3173.2s] that was doing head bolts, how to do it properly."

Head bolts are the big bolts that hold the top part of the engine (the cylinder head) onto the engine block. If they’re tightened wrong, the engine can leak or run poorly.

Concept

YouTube

"And YouTube as well. [3182.4s] YouTube is incredibly helpful for that stuff."

They’re saying YouTube videos can help you learn car repairs. Seeing the steps in a video can make it easier to do the job correctly.

Concept

Facebook groups

"I will say Facebook forums now are... [3187.4s] You will find lots of old information on proper car forums, [3193.2s] But nowadays, Facebook groups are a godsend."

Facebook groups are online communities for people who share the same interests, like a specific car. The speaker thinks they’re helpful because you get fewer nasty comments than on older car forums.

Concept

major work to a car

"I always put off doing any major work to a car because I didn't have the space to do it because I was just operating out of a flat car park, basically."

“Major work” is a big repair job on a car. It usually takes longer and is harder to do than small fixes, so having the right space and time matters.

Topic

working in a car park vs a garage

"because I didn't have the space to do it because I was just operating out of a flat car park, basically. So I didn't have a garage to go and do it in."

They’re talking about how fixing a car is easier in a garage than in a parking lot. A garage is cleaner and you can take your time without feeling rushed.

Concept

project car

"Yeah, this is a project car. I can leave it, put parts on the driveway, parts in the garage or leave the engine in the garage and I can chip away at it as and when."

A “project car” is a car you’re working on gradually—fixing or upgrading it over time. It’s not always ready to drive perfectly while you’re in the middle of repairs.

Term

RS replica

"But was it your RS replica? Where we did the exhaust on my driveway on jack stands and we took the whole exhaust apart."

“RS replica” means the car was modified to look like a higher-performance RS version. It might not use the exact same parts as the real RS, so some upgrades (like exhausts) may not fit right.

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exhaust

"Where we did the exhaust on my driveway on jack stands and we took the whole exhaust apart. And this was on a Sunday at like two in the afternoon."

The exhaust is the system that carries the engine’s fumes out of the car. If the exhaust doesn’t fit, it usually means the mounting points or clearances don’t match the parts you bought.

Term

jack stands

"Where we did the exhaust on my driveway on jack stands and we took the whole exhaust apart. And this was on a Sunday at like two in the afternoon."

Jack stands are the metal supports that keep a car safely lifted while you work under it. They’re used so the car can’t drop if the lifting jack isn’t holding it perfectly.

Term

clamp

"I think it was the clamp was broken on it. So we couldn't even put the original exhaust back on properly."

A clamp is a fastener that holds exhaust pieces together. If it’s broken, the exhaust parts may not sit correctly, and you can’t put everything back without leaks or misalignment.

Part

S2000 coilovers

"Like, Ben, do you think without us here, you could fumble your way through doing S2000 coilovers?"

Coilovers are suspension parts that control how the car rides and how high it sits. The Honda S2000 is the specific car they’re talking about, and the point is that installing them can be challenging.

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engine cover

"You can see he just went and placed the drink on inside the engine cover of the nice logo, on quite like a tilt."

An engine cover is a decorative or protective panel that sits on top of the engine area. It helps keep things tidy and can also show the car’s logo.

Concept

hood

"This just looks like an older gentleman has just gone and put his drink on a car that has do not touch plastered all over it."

The hood is the cover you lift to get to the engine. It’s the big panel at the front of the car.

Concept

engine bay

"He just stared in like an upset amazement at this man who just was just put a drink, a full to the brim drink on top of the engine bay of a very expensive car."

The engine bay is the space under the hood where the engine lives. It’s basically the car’s “front compartment” with the engine and related parts inside.

Car

Porsche 911

"we went to a collecting cars meet once, which is almost exclusively Porsche 911s. Will your granddad not a fan of 911s?"

The Porsche 911 is Porsche’s famous sports car model. In this story, the meet was mostly 911s, which is why they’re talking about 911s specifically.

Car

930

"And I said to Will, I was a nice 930 there in front of the owner and the owner turned around and smiled at me and Will's granddad went, no, it's not, it's rubbish."

“930” is Porsche shorthand for a specific generation of the 911 Turbo. The point of the story is that someone thought the car was a good example, but the owner didn’t agree.

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radio

"And then he came back and he said, that car doesn't even have a radio. Just really loud."

They’re using “no radio” as a clue that the car might be missing features or isn’t as complete as expected. It’s part of the granddad’s judgment about the car.

Car

Lamborghini Rivalto

"...omething that should interest me, but might not. Rivalto SV spy shots. There have been some spy shots of ..."

The Lamborghini Revuelto is a very high-performance supercar. The podcast mentions it because the speakers are talking about what might come next and what kinds of spy photos are appearing. It’s basically part of a discussion about future Lamborghini models.

Concept

spy shots

"“There have been some spy shots of what is believed to be the Rivalto Lamborghini.”"

“Spy shots” are leaked photos of a car that’s being tested in the real world. Since the car isn’t officially revealed yet, people can only guess what version it is.

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body kit

"“So the track focus, bigger body kit. It looks like a Mansour kit.”"

A body kit is extra exterior parts added to a car, like bumpers and side skirts. On track-focused cars, it’s not just for looks—it can help the car handle better by shaping airflow.

Brand

Mansour kit

"“It looks like a Mansour kit.”"

They’re saying the car’s body parts look like they match a known aftermarket kit brand/style called “Mansour.” That’s basically a recognizable look from a particular company’s body-kit designs.

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side skirts

"“I can't tell you what's not original on that. It's a side skirts. And the front bumper has like a weird…”"

Side skirts are the pieces that run along the bottom of the car near the doors. They can help airflow around the car, especially on performance or track setups.

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front bumper

"“It's a side skirts. And the front bumper has like a weird, those triangular bits in the front bumper.”"

The front bumper is the front part of the car that protects it. On sporty cars, it can also include special shapes that help the car’s airflow and cooling.

Car

Lamborghini Diablo

"Do we have, we had Diablo. Then I had the SV. Yep."

The Lamborghini Diablo is a famous older Lamborghini supercar. The hosts mention it as the “previous” big-name car before they talk about the SV and SVJ trims.

Term

bonnet

"Yes. All right. On the bonnet. What does that say?"

A bonnet is the front cover of the car that you open to get to the engine. In the U.S., most people call it the hood.

Term

Macchina Velocce

"[3945.4s] Macchina Velocce. [3946.0s] Whether it's an MV or good stuff. ... [3965.2s] It just says Macchina Velocce. [3973.6s] It should mean car."

“Macchina Velocce” is Italian for “fast car.” The hosts are basically saying the phrase means a car that’s quick.

Concept

Google translate

"[3982.3s] Yeah, it's the is the translation. [3984.3s] That's just a Google translate. [3985.5s] So Italians, let us know."

They’re using an online translation tool to guess what a phrase means. The point is that automated translation can be wrong, especially with slang or short slogans.

Concept

restomod

"Whereas now our anecdote is the rest of mod. It's the old car that's made to look smooth and all that sort of stuff."

A restomod is an older car that’s been refreshed with modern upgrades. It’s meant to look classic, but drive and feel better—like a smoother, more usable version of the original.

Concept

roadster

"And then you're going to do an SVJ. And I assume there'll be a roadster somewhere down the line or..."

A roadster is an open-top car, usually with two seats. The host is basically saying they expect Lamborghini to eventually offer an open-top version too.

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V12s

"[4093.5s] I look forward to seeing it in the flesh. [4094.8s] And I'm glad that Lamborghini is still making V12s. [4097.5s] That's what I will say."

A V12 is an engine with 12 cylinders. Because of how it’s built, it usually sounds great and can feel very smooth when it’s accelerating.

Car

Volkswagen Lupo

"You had a phone call about the Lupo, right? ... But we've got the Lupo itself. This is, this is a quote from me. The Lupo itself isn't that rare. But in the UK, we were never blessed with the efficient 3L model."

The Volkswagen Lupo is a small Volkswagen city car. They’re talking about a special, very fuel-sipping version of it that wasn’t sold widely in the UK.

Term

3L model

"But we've got the Lupo itself. This is, this is a quote from me. The Lupo itself isn't that rare. But in the UK, we were never blessed with the efficient 3L model."

The “3L model” is a special version of the car built to use about 3 liters of fuel for every 100 kilometers. It’s basically the super-fuel-efficient variant.

Car

Tesla 3L Model

"... the UK, we were never blessed with the efficient 3L model. We took that almost, sorry."

The Tesla Model 3 is an all-electric car, meaning it runs on a battery instead of gasoline. People may mention different efficiency versions because some markets get certain trims and others don’t. That affects how far it can go on a charge.

Concept

fully restore and improve the car

"[4370.9s] Open quotation marks. [4372.1s] We're going to fully restore and improve the car so we can ensure it, [4374.6s] so we can enjoy it for many more miles in the UK."

“Restoring” a car usually means returning it to a better condition—often repairing worn parts, correcting bodywork, and refreshing mechanical components. “Improve” suggests they may also upgrade certain areas for drivability or reliability while keeping the car enjoyable for the long term.

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