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In a world with a diary too many shows about cars, this is another Pointless Automotive
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I am recording to this computer.
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I'm making poor financial choices.
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Poor financial choice energy.
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Are you wearing a shirt that has a noose on it, by the way?
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Dude, it's kind of a hardcore band called Evergreen Terrace named after the Simpsons location.
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It just says, we want you dead.
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It's a little aggressive without the context.
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That's what I love the dynamic at play, right?
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I'm going to have to listen to, as I drift asleep, I'm going to have to listen to the
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smooth calming tones of, we want you dead by Evergreen Terrace.
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They have a couple of killer songs.
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They have a lot of, they have a lot of satire in there, but there's, they have an album that's
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cover songs and it's called Writer's Block, so it's just cover songs.
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It's pretty killer.
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So it's like an aggressive me first in the Gimmie Gimmies?
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It's a lot of like offspring, a whole bunch of other kind of like 90s stuff that they
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You know what else is pretty cool?
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Well, I mean, it is cool.
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I'm just not good at it.
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It's always, always was the thing I struggled with as much in school when I, I would always
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want to do like engineering shit, but like never wanted to be involved in math and it's
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like not a good, doesn't really work.
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Keep letters in writing.
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So now I just take math formulas.
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And occasionally work on them.
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You and I have been doing some of that and you had, you had an idea here for, for an episode
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Let's, let's dive right in.
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So as you guys know, if you listen, maybe you don't know and good for you.
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Maybe you don't listen.
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You better make it.
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You're making better life choices than us.
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But I don't know why I did this.
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So we were going to go on a DWA rally together and I threw down the gauntlet.
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Why'd you say were?
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That's called a foreshadowing event.
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So the plan was to go on this rally together.
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I, where did I come up with this?
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I just threw down a challenge.
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I love, my favorite thing about Top Gear was always their cheap car challenge or whatever
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challenge where they had to get some kind of criteria.
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It's usually a cheap piece of shit and like limp those cars in incredible distance.
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And I thought that would be fun to do on paper.
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The execution a little more rough than we thought, but we have called it our, our
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you know, cheap car challenge for the rally.
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And we've been talking about it a little bit here.
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We have a $3,500 budget.
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Anything's fair game, but that $3,500 now that's a ceiling for purchase, maintenance,
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modifications, everything guys.
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So obviously maybe not registration and you know, small and all that kind of stuff.
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But like everything you need to do to get your car drivable for a rally.
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And probably some stuff that we didn't do to get our cars.
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Dubious reliability and whatnot.
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Hey, man, I, I got spoiler alert.
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I put prancing moose decals on instead of doing some vital fluid.
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So hey, sacrifices are made guys, but anyway, we're going to walk through.
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I think I wanted to see our balance sheets because the exercise was really
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like it's really easy to restore a car, just do everything.
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But with that budget, I want to see, I want to get, and it kind of lets you
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guys get into our brains a little more and I'm sorry for that as well ahead
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of time, but to see how we prioritize what we think is more important when
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we're building a car for an event like this.
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So I think this is a great way to do it.
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We've attached, we got our balance sheets.
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We're going to look how bad we are.
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We're going to audit each other on the spot.
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So you're going to go through that live and find out what we had to do
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to our rally cars, Frank.
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And what we should have done to our rally car.
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And, and here's the thing.
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At the time of you listening to this, dear listener, the rally has already happened.
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At time of recording, we are recording this less than a week before the rally.
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The rally is right around the corner.
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This is the Sunday before the rally.
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And so who knows, maybe, maybe there's still a little bit of time and maybe, I
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don't know, maybe one of us will sell the glove box door or sell the passenger
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seat and cut out, cut the harness out with a, with a saw blade or something
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like that in order to sell it to make some more money for vital, vital
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repairs and upgrades.
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But, um, yeah, um, let's just, let's, should we just jump right into, into the balance
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I have mine saved on a Google sheet on my phone.
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I've got mine right in front of me.
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You want to, you want to, you want to lead the dance?
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Sure, we can do that.
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I have, um, in here, let me, for posterity, let me show you, let me
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show you the math here.
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So this is what I've got, um, the top half of my sheet here above
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this little blue box, if you're playing along at home on video, great.
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If not, then bear with some really bad audio for a moment.
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Everything above there is shit I've already done.
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Everything below is like stuff that like I should do and how much it will
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cost for me to do them.
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Um, of course, this is me rowing my own boat for labor.
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This is just parts, um, other than a windshield and an alignment and
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mountain balance, the rest of it is, is, is Frank labor.
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That sounds weird, but that we'll go with it.
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Um, so yes, so just real quick, the automobile, the car, the
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2004 Ford Focus SVT, um, in bright screaming orange, um, $2,000 purchase.
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Great grab, had some problems.
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That's exactly what we want for this.
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It would, this would be a very boring challenge.
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If I bought something for $3,500 on the button and just like drove
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it home and put gas in it and that was the end of it, right?
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That would fit the spirit.
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They would fit the definition of the challenge, but maybe not the spirit.
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Uh, I then purchased a, uh, a battery for the car.
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It was $109 and 76, uh, 76 cents plus tax.
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But then I got $12 back, $12 that was a core charge.
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This is a Walmart battery.
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I got the second cheapest Walmart battery simply because they did not
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have the cheapest Walmart battery in stock.
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Um, so with the core charge coming back, $108, 46 cents tires.
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We talked about the tires before, uh, got some hand cooked Ventus V 12s on
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there seasoned, uh, well, yes, seasoned by age, but not by use or anything.
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They were brand spanking new with a production date of the last week of
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20 21, um, $443 and 81 cents.
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Was, was my cost on that very nice.
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Um, I've, uh, I originally, I purchased the car knowing we need a number of things.
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One of them was a windshield, $200 cash, nice, um, to, uh, local glass guy
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did it as a side job.
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Um, so 200 even there, um, those tires, the mount and balance for all four
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plus a four wheel alignment.
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Um, I found an online digital coupon for $25 off at the local, because I
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had to call and shop around cause I'm trying to keep this thing on a budget.
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Um, I called like several different places and it would have ranged
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anywhere between what I paid, which was $237 for the mountain balance
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and the four wheel.
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Um, you know, just the less swabbed down the street from my house, they
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wanted 200 and I think they quoted to be like 229 for just the
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mountain balance and not 160 for a four wheel.
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So I shopped around on that.
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Um, yeah, that was $237 for the, for the mount and the balance and the alignment.
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Um, I knew it needed a driver side axle, but it was obviously wasted.
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The grease was everywhere.
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Um, I got what's interesting was I had to go back and recheck my math here
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because I couldn't find my receipt, but it's, I got it from rock auto.
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So you can go through and just search up and I found the receipt.
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My email from, I bought it cause I bought it like right as I bought the car.
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So three months ago or whatever, $56.53 post tax was what I got that I searched
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up the part now cause I was originally just kind of going to not find my
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receipt and just see what it was on rock auto.
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It's now like that same part number is now like $83.
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Dude, yeah, it's so weird.
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Parts have gone up a lot and that was like universal.
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I looked at some other shit that I had purchased for other stuff.
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And I'm like, Oh, all the stuff is like 30% more expensive in like three months.
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So yeah, that was $56.53.
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Um, I then also found it needed a driver side axle as well, bought that
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locally cause I was short on time from the local Napa auto parts.
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They ordered it in $145.96 after tax.
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Uh, and then I did both, uh, tie rods, outer tie rods and sway bar and links
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on the front for all of those after tax $151.04.
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That's pretty good.
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So all of this right now brings me to a running total of $3,342.80 or
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$157.20 under budget so far.
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Um, I mentioned that I had a list of stuff that I haven't done yet.
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Um, I really, really, really need to do bare minimum, the lower coolant hose.
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It's like a weird, like Y shaped spidery guy with like a built on, um,
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like heat shield, baked built into it.
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Um, and the one on the car is it's, it's, it's like sweating coolant.
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Like it's going to pop at any moment.
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So, um, that thing is like, it's like a $51 hose after market.
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Um, but it's got to happen.
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I should do the, um, upper hose.
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I should also do the thermostat housing.
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If I do all of that, I'm going to be like a dollar over budget.
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So I got to figure that out.
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Um, there's more to figure out, so to speak.
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So, you know, that's also me not doing an oil change.
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It was like $4 wild.
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Also not doing an oil change yet.
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You don't Amazon get a $23 thing.
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If I have a court bottle, if I, let's say I, let's say I, I stare at it
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menacingly for 40 minutes and I make the determination that I can get by.
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I'm just doing just the lower radiator hose and not doing the thermostat
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housing, um, and, and upper hose.
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If I think I, that's survivable and I can use that money to do the, an oil
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change, the oil and filter and do a, whatever else might come up and do,
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uh, you know, air filter, right?
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Something I ordered on rock auto.
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It's like $4 and 25 cents, but if I'm over budget, I'm over budget.
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Um, coolant, man, you're right.
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Like if your oil is still looking okay, I hate to say it, but coolant is priority.
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If you're at a risk of dropping a hose or like you're leaking already a little bit,
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I can't find any record of it being done.
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The last time I have it on record being done was 9,000 miles ago.
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I, now that's not to say it hasn't been done, but by record, which is
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the spreadsheet the guy bought it from gave me.
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It was last done at 125,000 miles and like, wow.
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Um, still, if it looks pretty clear, I don't know.
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No, it's, uh, it's more opaque.
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You might want to do that.
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Um, and then I don't know.
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I guess this is all sort of project car progress.
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So I suppose, uh, there are updates to be had.
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Do you want to go over what you're into yours now?
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Let's save yours is fun because it's like a story where we're both together
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I mean, not fun, but entertaining.
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You guys, you guys will enjoy it.
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It's open-ended too.
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So what are you into right now?
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So that's as it stands right now, nearly ready.
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I would need to do at least that radiator hose that I'll be down to
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roughly a hundred dollars on my budget.
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And I kind of think long and hard, um, and erect on how I want to spend
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the rest of the money.
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What's most effective to keep this thing afloat?
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I thought you were reading my Tinder profile right then.
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But, uh, let's, uh, so mine is, I think I purchased a lot more than you.
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You had a lot of bigger things you needed to do.
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Uh, I had a lot more.
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Well, my biggest job was free.
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You guys remember the fucking seat being cut out of the passenger seat
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being cut out of the vehicle.
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That was the biggest job.
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Honestly, I didn't have to really buy anything except for a little section of
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harness, a pigtail, yeah, which was like, it was like nominal.
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We'll hit it in a second here.
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But the thing is, like, that was just me using my soldering iron and some
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old, you know, soldering equipment I had laying around.
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So that was like time.
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And I was really up against it.
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I literally put my car together last night, uh, before we decided to go to
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the DWA morning motors this morning.
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And I'm like, uh, yeah, I'm down thinking I had a few days to prep for the rally.
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Uh, that was my shakedown.
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I had driven the car to a tire shop like two miles away.
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That's all I've driven that car since I bought it.
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So yeah, that was a big shakedown today.
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So anyway, tires, $506 for the Yokohama Advans.
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I picked up the Flevis, the Fleva Flaves, um, good discount there, $80 cashback.
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If you buy four, um, you can't beat that.
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My mountain balance and alignment, 180 bucks at Wheel Works for all of it,
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because they have a partnership with Tyraq.
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So they balance, give you a huge discount and I get a veteran discount.
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Just had to serve two combat tours.
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Uh, but anyway, huge discount on the alignment service.
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So 180 bucks out the door.
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We're sorry, but you're, um, you're, uh, we've, we've made the determination
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that your, uh, veteran discount, um, is not service related.
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So you can't, you actually don't qualify to you like that though.
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You're like, someday I'm going to use this in a fucking rally.
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I can't stand fireworks, but you know, IPD, I love them IPD order.
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Uh, so IPD is like one of the most renowned like Volvo, OEM parts, specialist
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in aftermarket stuff.
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So, uh, those guys were killer, man, uh, elevate an IPD like the Volvo
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community's fucking sick.
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I love the Volvo community.
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This was my third, like P three.
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I must repeat P one car.
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I just need to get the C 70 and to complete the collection.
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Um, yeah, I mean, yeah, of course, um, that one's going to be easier.
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Um, but so they hooked me up.
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I actually called them because I was going to like throw a Mazda
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speed rear sway bar on the car because it can fit.
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And they're like, just so you know, there's four different types of rear
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sway bars on your car on the P 50.
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And it didn't matter like if it was an all wheel drive or T five, they kind
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of just like were mixed up different years.
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So they're like, it's risky.
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And I'm like, God damn it.
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And they're like, we'll hook you up with a coupon.
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Uh, so I got, I got the, uh, IPD.
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I ordered, uh, the Volvo spark plugs through them, like the OEM
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Volvo plugs and I got a turbo smart BPV.
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So, uh, on these Volvos, they have a bypass valve that's, it's
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like, uh, kind of like a regular bypass valve would be on your
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intercooler piping is usually where it's located.
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It's what's in the turbine housing.
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So it is a literal pain in the dick, which is on the back of the motor.
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Uh, yeah, on the beautiful transverse five cylinder.
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Um, what a job, dude.
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But so what happens is the stock one is a like rubber little,
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like basically a condom and I don't like those at all.
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So the rubber diaphragm with a spring and over time, you know,
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just kind of gets floppy.
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The boost doesn't hold as strong.
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It drop, it tapers off, uh, and running it hard.
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You can actually tear it and then you have no boost and beans.
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That would, yeah, right?
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Like that's 18 years of financial ruin at least.
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Um, but I, I thought like, man, imagine like first day of the rally
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and blowing that thing and having no boost, like, and it's like no
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shop is going to do that because they'll pull the axle and everything else.
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I'm in there doing fucking like yoga moves.
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So I replaced that, that bill was 227, unfortunately.
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So the spark plugs weren't cheap, 48 bucks.
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And, uh, this is all with the coupon and the bypass valve was 185.
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Like I've got plugs for mine.
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They're just sitting in a box because I can't afford to install them.
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It looks like a side two.
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Like they were, I'm like $29 for the four plugs.
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Yeah, nice sitting there in a box there when you need them, baby.
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I, uh, could not mend, I caught seatbelt, everything else.
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You can kind of like solder.
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I thought, no, I didn't even think for a second about sewing that seatbelt together.
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My friend, um, I've done some things, but I don't go that far.
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Uh, $42 on good old eBay, uh, right from the same year, V 50.
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Dude, I, I fucking love eBay.
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I talked about it last time.
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Like it used to be a joke, like eBay motors.
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Now it's like fucking legit for the cars we traffic in for like weird,
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like obscure, used part shit.
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eBay motors has always been excellent.
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They have like better fitment, better guarantees of fitment and all this
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like, like money back guarantees.
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It's a lot better than it used to be.
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So that's where I got to use, um, you know, that cast magnesium valve cover
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for when they, when they did the gaskets on the crossfire and they got a,
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oh hell yeah, dude, a breather cover bolt broke off in it.
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It was like, it's going to cost me less to just get a new used good valve
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cover than it is to try and easy out this fucking thing.
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And yeah, just bang.
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So yeah, eBay motors.
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I wouldn't trust to buy a car from there, but car is galore.
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So that might be one of our future rally challenges.
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But anyway, I don't want to spoil anything yet.
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Yeah, we're going to eBay motor cars.
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How fun would that be?
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eBay motors, if you're out there, sponsor us, we'll do it.
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Oh, fuck all day, dude.
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We, I love rock auto.
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I think we sing its praise all the time on this channel, on this
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YouTubey thing we do, and this podcast thing we do.
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Also oil filter, air filter, and links.
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So I bought in links for the rear sway bar and a motor mount.
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It's a big motor mount, similar to the one you have on your focus,
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that big old passenger side fluid filled one.
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That big nasty boy.
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So mine had leaked out to get to, easy to get to.
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It's a little bit of a bear to get to because you have to take
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like two bolts off, take this frame thing off, then two bolts.
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It's, it's a little gnarly, but it's a huge, like that, that one
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mount controls like 80% of the vibration in the motor.
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Um, and mine had leaked the fluid out so I could clearly see that.
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And it was the original one, 188,000.
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I mean, it probably went like 20,000 miles ago, right?
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But it wasn't like shot all this shit.
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The car wasn't like vibrating to death, but enough because
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that's a, that pipe cylinder is pretty smooth in those cars.
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Yeah, it's pretty refined, but that, yeah, air filter, oil filter.
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And it's stupid stuff, like $106.
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So it was five bucks for an oil filter, 10 bucks for an air filter
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and links for $22 for the pair.
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And then the motor mount was 51, one of those fluid filled things.
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And then it was like, that's like 87 plus shipping got me to 106.
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That's where you get on rock auto.
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You're like, ah, I'm fucking, I'm soaring, dude.
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I got this, oh, 40 bucks to ship.
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That's why you got to, you got to follow the little truck icon.
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You know, you got to make sure you get them all coming
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from the same warehouse if you can and save some.
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It's so damn killer.
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So big expensive thing from Elevate, who were really cool.
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They were the ones that helped me out with the sway bar knowledge too.
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They gave me a steep discount.
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Well, a pretty good one, that rear sway bar, which is like
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considered like the best in the business.
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And the car felt dialed in today.
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So I like how I'm like skipping doing spark plugs
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and you're electing for performance upgrades.
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Well, it's a rally.
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The next, the next performance mod is that strut tower bar,
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the OEM 25 millimeter Volvo one I sourced from England.
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And I don't think the guy knew what he was selling
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because these things traffic for like 130 to 150 all day.
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And I scooped it shipped from England for 58 bucks with the hardware.
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And you said those come off the, the diesel-y boys?
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So this one came off a performance diesel.
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It was like a performance pack you could get.
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And I don't even know if you could get it in the States.
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Because we had another and it's all confusing.
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This Volvo stuff is you want obscure auto trivia,
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get into like what options Volvos have, because we had one that was like half of
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that was like a half inch sway bar that came on some of the performance models,
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performance packs or whatever the hell they call it.
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Um, but it's different.
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This is the big boy 25 millimeter.
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It's as big as the rear sway bar and it just bolts perfectly.
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There's special hardware that lifts it up over the, over the strut mounts.
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And I mean, obviously it's an OEM piece.
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So fouls, nothing just fits absolutely perfect.
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And the engine bay looks perfectly stock with the dinner, but 58 bucks shipped.
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And that's the one thing I didn't have on there when I drove it to the tire place.
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I put it on like last night at like 10 30.
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So when I drove it today, I was like, Holy shit, that it just shrewd up
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Uh, 17 is a good test drive for that.
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A little speed, a little, little cornering action, um, oil, $21 Amazon.
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Um, I can't, I didn't write the brand down, but it was like, it was
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so brand name, uh, 5W 30, uh, slightly used, uh, coolant.
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Uh, I did have to add a little coolant in there.
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I put some water, wetter in there too.
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Um, just to keep it cool on the rally.
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Um, I did buy a new washer fluid cap because for whatever reason, mine was
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I can't stand, I can't stand looking at an engine bay when it misses.
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It's like missing a cap.
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I'm like, fuck yeah.
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It's like, what's, is it like, um, it's like tryptophilia or whatever.
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Whatever the fear of like holes.
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Oh, is, I just, I just didn't like how it looked.
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It was just, that's what I mean.
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It's just like, it's supposed to be like off-putting and like, yeah.
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I gotta put a cap on that hole, you know, which is weird because I'm really
23:44
into a few holes, you know what I'm saying?
23:49
Um, so washer fluid cap was $7.
23:53
Winsha wipers, $14.
23:58
Got to test them today.
23:59
Um, dude, sorry, I got to have lights that work and wipers that
24:02
work for a rally because, you know, when they don't, you get, you know,
24:06
a situation where the weather gets horrible and you just can't see.
24:10
Uh, it's real rally cars and wipers.
24:12
So I thought like that.
24:13
Um, I got those fog light covers, little $8 cut your own, came out pretty good.
24:18
Um, little sensitivcation, the prancing, the prancing moose, Dave's
24:23
Volvo official decals, $12.
24:29
Uh, the brake vacuum hose assembly.
24:32
This almost ruined my entire build.
24:34
So on the, on these Volvos, dude, there's a, there's like an electronic,
24:38
like it's a vacuum pump that assists the brake booster.
24:42
And it has this crazy vacuum network with like four different, uh, connections.
24:47
Like not just vacuum lines, like actual physical, like there's like
24:51
some weird ass connectors and it's like a convoluted system.
24:54
It doesn't need to be as complicated, but it's Volvo.
24:56
They're overengineered, everything.
24:58
Dude, the other one, so when I bought it, I'm like, what's
25:00
this big lump here?
25:01
It looked like, it looked like a bunch of electric tape wound up.
25:04
And I'm like, well, that's going to be a vacuum leak under there.
25:07
So I start cutting electric tape and there was a rubber glove, like a purple
25:10
nitrile, like rubber glove wrapped around.
25:13
And then there were different layers of glove and glue to make whatever that was.
25:17
And it was a pretty solid, uh, holding vacuum situation.
25:23
So the bad thing is I'm like, oh, I just, it's like mostly it's just
25:26
this one length of tube, which I could probably cut and replace.
25:29
And then this little like valve, like this plastic bypass valve looking thing.
25:33
And I'm like, I looked it up online.
25:35
They're like, you cannot, none of those parts are sold separately.
25:38
They're not manufactured separately.
25:39
You have to buy the whole unit.
25:40
You're like, I was my box of gloves and like some, some spray foam or whatever.
25:44
I wasn't going to do that because if that goes, that fucking pump will
25:47
just run constantly and it will overheat and you want to break assist.
25:51
Um, so fun story with that system is, as I look at the price here, um,
25:57
online it's a $270, $280 part.
26:03
I don't have the budget for it.
26:05
I get on marketplace.
26:06
Just shoot looking.
26:07
I'm like, oh fuck, maybe someone has it cause I found, I always check marketplace too.
26:11
I did look for a lot of stuff on there.
26:12
I didn't have a lot of luck this time.
26:14
Low and behold, someone was selling what I needed.
26:17
So there's an NA one and a turbo one and they look exactly the same.
26:21
Cause when I looked online, I almost clicked on the NA one like 30 times.
26:25
It has a slightly different like sensor attachment.
26:27
Um, and he had the turbo one, but he had an NA car and he had it forever.
26:31
And it was just sitting on his shelf.
26:33
So he had it listed for 75 bucks.
26:35
And I don't think a lot of people would be like, oh, I want that, but he just
26:38
kept it up there and been up there for like six months.
26:40
I'm like, ah, what are the chances he has it?
26:43
He's like, yeah, he's like, you want anything else?
26:44
And I'm like, what do you got?
26:47
He didn't have too much I needed.
26:48
Uh, but I scored that for 75 bucks.
26:51
You just like ticks question mark and just like, see, have him send you some,
26:58
I saved like 130 bucks on that.
27:01
No, like almost a hundred bucks.
27:02
Actually, um, perfect.
27:03
No, 200 bucks, 200 bucks.
27:05
It's fairly easy to swap it out.
27:07
Dude, it's like you unclip everything.
27:09
There's like six connectors.
27:10
Pop, pop, pop, pop.
27:11
And it's like, it was the exact OEM part went right in.
27:16
Dude, um, still in the vovo like bag sealed bag when I bought it from him.
27:20
So I was like, dude, you're a lifesaver.
27:21
He's like, I just like forgot I had this.
27:23
He's like, I put it for sale and it was in my like garage and just sitting on a
27:27
shelf is like, I literally had to unbarry it when you like messaged me.
27:31
And he was like 40 minutes away.
27:33
I'm like, I was worth every bit of that $200.
27:35
So huge save there.
27:37
Um, I did end up selling those old tires instantly.
27:42
Um, so the car came with, uh, Kumo X says, I can't remember the
27:47
solises, I think, um, yeah, that's right.
27:51
The solid is the same ones I had on my civic hybrid.
27:54
So 700 treadwear would have been absolutely abysmal, uh, for the rally,
27:59
but they were 2024 date stamp.
28:02
So like early 2024, but still then the guy had literally, he said, Oh,
28:06
they're like 2000 miles.
28:07
They look brand new.
28:08
They still have all the paint stickers and everything.
28:10
So I put them online.
28:11
I'm like, I just need a hundred bucks to get placed just ding, ding, ding,
28:15
because like 16 inch wheels.
28:17
So like people looking for older car wheels.
28:19
And it's people like the people that are going to buy newly used
28:22
tires are going to be like smaller wheels.
28:24
They're going to be older cars.
28:25
Um, dude, it's just everybody.
28:29
Can you hold them for a week?
28:30
I'm like, whoever comes and gets them, dude, because they're like,
28:33
they're perfect and that's 25 bucks a tire.
28:35
You just can't beat that.
28:36
So like, I hate selling stuff like that.
28:38
And that's so annoying.
28:39
I'm like, first come, first serve.
28:41
And they're like telling a story.
28:42
Oh, I, I can't afford new tires.
28:44
My horse got hit by lightning and one of those tires is more than a hundred
28:49
It's like you're getting all four.
28:50
Um, so that was a hundred bucks back in the piggy bank.
28:53
And I found this is a new thing I'm doing for all my project cars.
28:56
I'm keeping track of the change, loose change I find in the car.
29:00
So I didn't even negative 65 cents.
29:05
There were a bunch of pennies that I already chucked into my like
29:08
change bucket that I just have in the house, but it was probably
29:12
like 30 cents of just like really gross pennies.
29:15
But I forgot about that.
29:16
Like those are your credits on your balance sheet.
29:18
I know in the door.
29:19
And that's the thing.
29:20
I, if I'm like going to be $2 over budget, that's like consequential.
29:23
Like if there's like 275 and in quarters, that'll keep me, that'll
29:28
get me in the game.
29:29
So yeah, I'll have to look at that.
29:30
I have just in the glove bombs on my spreadsheets for the past like, I
29:34
don't know, 15 years since I tracked like my cost of fixing cars.
29:37
The Bonneville had $8 in 95 cents.
29:42
Like actual dollar bills were in it.
29:44
That's my by far, my, my outlier statistically for that.
29:48
But anyway, so 65 cents change credited back to me.
29:52
Same with the credit of the tires.
29:54
I am at without the tires, I'd be over $3,479 and 35 cents.
29:59
So that means I have $20 and 65 cents.
30:06
Mission accomplished.
30:07
There's got to be, yeah, get like the, you know, the black ice
30:10
little trees, air freshener.
30:13
Well, um, some can you get like, can you get like chrome valve
30:16
cover or valve stem covers?
30:19
Oh, those would be killer.
30:20
I'd go for the like member tire fly.
30:21
What were they tire flies?
30:23
Remember those back of the day?
30:26
The tire flies are just like the dice dice or eight balls.
30:31
Eight balls is good dice.
30:32
I would do snake eyes killer.
30:35
And, and you have, you have no loose ends at this point.
30:38
You're ready to go.
30:39
I, I, is the car perfect?
30:41
No, the heat shields rattle a little bit.
30:43
Not enough to be annoying.
30:44
Um, when you, when you open up the whole fucking cut out exhaust,
30:49
the world doesn't matter, bro.
30:52
This fucking car is so fun, dude.
30:54
No, it, uh, after driving it today with a shakedown, I feel
30:57
like it is perfect.
30:58
I think it's perfect.
30:59
It's going to be $20.
31:01
Isn't going to remedy anything that's fucking fabulous.
31:03
Well, my mind is less perfect.
31:05
I've heard because we did, we did the shakedown.
31:07
We did the shakedown this morning, bright and early.
31:10
I got up at like six a.m.
31:12
I got to your house a couple of minutes after seven, uh, and, you
31:16
know, came down in the focus and, um, yeah, since getting everything
31:20
that we talked about on the list done, you know, I've driven it,
31:26
I don't know, probably.
31:30
In total, in total, since I bought it, I hit the
31:32
trip odometer before I bought it and it's been just over 200 miles.
31:37
Wait, before, before you detail the story, which is a great story.
31:40
I just want to, a big shout out that today was the first day we saw each
31:43
other's cars in person, which is a very important event.
31:48
Lovely that we both arrived on cars that are a year apart, Ford
31:52
Motor Company products, and both as cool as they are.
31:55
I think, I think that's so killer.
31:58
Like they share a platform, but like their approaches to
32:02
ultimately like four doors with a rear hatch.
32:06
But cool how we like were given an open ended assignment and
32:09
kind of got kind of got a lot of similarities gone, but, uh, it
32:12
was the first time we saw each other car, each other's cars.
32:14
And, uh, dude, I, I love that bright comp orange you got.
32:17
So I was pretty pumped to see your car.
32:19
Yeah, as good as yours do.
32:20
It, it, it came out really well, um, you know, and, uh, and
32:25
yeah, they drove down.
32:26
We got down to almost to Santa Cruz.
32:30
Um, and yeah, you know, light rain.
32:34
One thing I did pick up and you, you had mentioned that you
32:37
saw it driving behind me was, and I told you when I got to
32:41
your house, it was like, I feel like there's something not
32:43
quite right in the rear suspension.
32:45
A little loose in the caboose.
32:47
And so I've still yet to determine that.
32:49
I'm going to, I'm going to get my head under the car tomorrow.
32:52
But like, especially like most of like sweeping right
32:55
turn, like freeway speed, say 60, 70 miles an hour.
32:59
You can just feel the rear and kind of horking over
33:02
like there's like it kind of wants to do like a figure eight
33:07
like within itself.
33:09
Um, and the more I get down there, yeah, it felt like
33:13
maybe subframe or maybe, I don't know, but some sort of
33:17
bushing didn't feel like a, it didn't feel like a blown strut.
33:19
It didn't feel like it was a wheel hopping.
33:21
No, you weren't moving like that either.
33:23
It, so there's something kind of loosey-goosey back
33:27
there, whether it can be remedied for under a hundred
33:31
bucks, I don't know.
33:34
Um, I could spot you 20.
33:38
Um, but I see who knows, I still got to count the coins.
33:42
I'm maybe I don't need all 20.
33:43
Um, the other bit is coming out, coming down at us.
33:50
The highway 17 dropping down in the Scots Valley.
33:55
Um, I was driving light rain.
33:58
You were behind me and just coast coasting down the hill.
34:01
I was in gear, right?
34:03
Not really feeding it any throttle and just driving in the
34:06
number one lane to the left most lane.
34:08
And then it just, the hell, it just drops to idle.
34:13
I thought I had lost power.
34:17
I'm in sixth, just cruising.
34:20
Like, so I, I get over to the slow lane.
34:23
I, I, I give it throttle.
34:25
I noticed there's no warning lights on at all.
34:28
This is fucking weird.
34:30
I give it, um, I give throttle and it's just free reps.
34:35
I'm like, oh, shit, that I lose the clutch.
34:37
So I pull it out of gear.
34:40
Um, I thought I was going to may be able to roll off the next exit.
34:45
Cause we were doing 65, 70.
34:46
Yeah, we're moving downhill too.
34:49
And, um, but then it started to gain elevation a little bit.
34:52
And I was just like, I've got nothing here.
34:55
So I just pulled off to a wide ish part of the shoulder.
35:00
And, um, yeah, um, engine's running great.
35:04
Uh, you put it in gear, the, the clutch pedal feels perfect.
35:08
The shifter feels perfect.
35:10
Um, you put it in any gear, doesn't move.
35:15
Little light rattling noise when it's in gear.
35:18
And you give us some throttle, but nothing.
35:21
Um, nothing super obvious.
35:25
It didn't feel like bits and pieces and chunks were falling out of it.
35:29
Yeah, it didn't hit my windshield.
35:30
Nothing hit your car.
35:32
We poked around it a little bit and we didn't find anything, um, overly catastrophic.
35:39
No, little noise, little noise under the hood.
35:41
And so we kind of, we just left the car.
35:44
There's not a whole lot we could do there on the side of the highway in the rain.
35:47
So we left the car there.
35:48
We, I hopped in with you.
35:50
We went to morning motors.
35:54
You dropped me off.
35:56
Uh, waited about an hour and an hour and 20 for a tow truck.
36:02
Um, via AAA, um, when you play with ship boxes like us, you end up with
36:07
And I didn't ask you.
36:08
I was like, do you want me to stay Frank?
36:10
I fucking threw you out of the car.
36:14
And I did a four wheel peel and just fucking smoked the side of your car with rocks.
36:18
Yeah, you, uh, you did the proverbial squirt and scram.
36:21
That's what we do in these challenges, guys.
36:23
It's, it's no mercy.
36:27
Um, he probably actually, I'll have to look at you.
36:29
He stole those coins out of the, the car that I was talking about.
36:42
Um, tow truck, tow truck arrives.
36:48
Actually, before he arrived, like the dispatcher calls me and he's like, Hey,
36:51
just let you know, um, you know, he just, the driver, he just picked up someone else.
36:59
You're gonna have to like, are you cool sitting in the cab with another dude?
37:04
And I'm like, that's fine.
37:06
Where's my car going to go?
37:07
And he's like, Oh, it's just a motorcycle.
37:09
So he grabbed a motorcycle and, um, but they're going the same way.
37:14
So I just want to make sure that's fine.
37:15
I'm like, I don't have much of a choice.
37:17
I'm on the side of the fucking road.
37:18
Like fine, I'll make it work.
37:19
Like I'm not picky.
37:20
I just don't want to be here anymore.
37:23
So sure enough gets there.
37:25
What if he picked up a lot lizard?
37:27
That would be an exciting ride.
37:29
He's like, you're going to see a lot.
37:31
You're going to hear a lot.
37:32
You're probably going to smell it.
37:33
You're going to taste.
37:34
You're in the splash.
37:36
I didn't go to taste, but thank you.
37:39
Um, actually speaking of which, uh, and this, we're going to have to edit.
37:45
Um, can I give a pause?
37:46
Can I give a pause real quick?
37:48
Cause I really have to go to the bathroom.
37:51
You know, this might be our first try to do that.
37:55
So, uh, let's pause over to go when you were.
38:01
But, uh, yeah, no lot lizards.
38:04
Um, you look lighter, dude.
38:07
Um, so yeah, no lot lizards, no, uh, you know, I did ride along once though
38:13
with a, um, a tow driver guy.
38:16
This is a long time ago.
38:17
I was like early twenties.
38:19
Middle of nowhere, middle of the night.
38:22
And the guy was like, it was me and like a couple other people.
38:29
And they picked us up.
38:32
This is outside of like grass valley.
38:35
And the guy was just like, he's like, oh yeah, I've got my girlfriend with me.
38:40
And like, she was just like smothered all, he was wearing this
38:44
chick like a blank at the entire time.
38:46
And they were probably, they were also probably in their like mid twenties.
38:50
And it was like super awkward.
38:51
We're just like in it was like a, it was like a quad cab tow truck.
38:55
Um, and so we were all in the back, like three wide.
38:59
And, oh no, there were the three girls I was with, they were all in the back
39:03
three wide and I was in the front.
39:05
And then the, the, the girlfriend was like basically in this dude's lap.
39:09
And they were like making out as we were driving and we're just like,
39:11
this is fucking weird.
39:13
But yeah, didn't have that.
39:15
Um, but you know, we, we load in, um, he loads up my car.
39:20
It was like this, like 20 year old kid with a dirt bike who the dirt bike
39:24
was on the flatbed and then just, you know, bully bar picked up my, the focus.
39:31
But the guy in the cab, the kid had like all of his gear.
39:34
He had like a backpack and all this, like, and mud boots and a helmet and all
39:39
So we had to put that in the backseat of my car so I can have room
39:43
to sit in the cab, drop us off.
39:47
And the kid was like, oh, I mean, he was tiny.
39:50
He was, he was skinny 20 year old kid.
39:53
He's like, oh, I'm the smallest.
39:54
I'll go in the middle.
39:54
I said, all right, that's fine.
39:55
Like I'll take the middle of his like, no, no, no, I got it.
39:58
And so we sit there and he like looks around and there's like no seat belt.
40:01
And he goes to the driver, to the driver.
40:03
He's like, uh, there's like the buckle, but there's no seat belt.
40:08
And he's like, uh, where's the seat belt?
40:10
He's like, oh no, it's fine.
40:13
Don't worry about it.
40:19
Put it in your mind.
40:22
So anyways, made it home, dropped it off in front of my house.
40:27
I have a theory because we made it to morning motors.
40:30
And we were discussing with with the usual suspects.
40:33
Like what the hell could have happened here, right?
40:36
Like could it could it be a it could be a bunch of things.
40:41
But it was just weird because I've driven it, you know,
40:43
a hundred and something miles since doing the axles in the front
40:47
suspension and then drove it all the way down from Martinez down.
40:50
Who who installed the axles, Frank?
40:55
So I have I and I had a whole tow job.
41:00
Not you know what I mean, not a not a tow job or a foot job.
41:04
It is totally that should be a thing.
41:07
Yeah. Oh, I'm sure it is.
41:09
I just I just don't.
41:10
Which way swim like this is to receive or give.
41:16
You see, I imagine I imagine the tow, the tow's grip.
41:21
Like if you like, like, don't first off, first off, friends,
41:26
do not watch the video.
41:27
Frank's doing hand gestures again, but pretend this is audio.
41:31
And no, I'm not going to pretend this is not going to pretend.
41:34
I'm not going to play games.
41:36
I will not pretend.
41:38
Oh, so I had a ride in a tow vehicle, I should say.
41:43
Perfect to think about it.
41:47
And so I what I think went down is
41:51
because when when the tow truck picked it up, I noticed
41:55
it was it was kind of just dumping once it got up at like a high angle.
41:58
I noticed it was dumping the manual transmission fluid.
42:02
OK, that's not good.
42:04
And so either A, there's a fricking hole in the case somewhere.
42:10
But like, again, I didn't feel that dramatic.
42:16
So here's what I think.
42:17
And it looked like it was coming more from the passenger side of the transmission.
42:21
So here's what I think went down is the way the.
42:27
The passenger side is the longer axle.
42:30
It's got like that like longer like horse stick section
42:33
that presses into the transmission and it does not have a like a.
42:41
I can't think of a word, not a C clip, but like it's got like a locking
42:45
like a snap ring. Oh, yeah.
42:46
Kind of like a snap ring on the end that on the driver side,
42:51
it snaps into the transmission.
42:52
You got to pop it in and it pops in and then it holds there
42:55
and retains it in the transmission on the passenger side.
42:58
It does not have that because it then has a carrier bearing.
43:03
So it's a long section.
43:05
It's got a carrier bearing.
43:06
The carrier is held in a bracket.
43:09
And then on the outside of the carrier bearing is that first joint.
43:15
This first CV and then it goes standard axle and then the other CV at the the knuckle.
43:22
It's held in the carrier bearing.
43:25
Carrier bearing, he tried to say,
43:27
is held in with it's just a cap and two bolts.
43:32
I I remember going over and torquing a bunch of different things,
43:37
putting that thing back together.
43:39
Like I remember the tie rods, I think they were 29 foot pounds.
43:42
And I know the axle.
43:46
And I think like the end links were like 32 foot pounds
43:48
and the axle nut is 199 foot pounds, which is basically just fucking send it.
43:56
I don't remember specifically torque.
43:58
I remember putting wrenches on that that carrier bearing cap.
44:02
I don't remember off the top of my head.
44:06
If I like I don't remember the torque specs, which makes me think I don't remember.
44:11
It might have been finger tight.
44:12
It might have been more than finger tight.
44:14
I don't I specifically do not recall.
44:16
I remember taking it apart.
44:17
I remember like figuring it out because I first I was like, oh, how come I can't just pull?
44:21
I got it today and it was kind of an annoying angle and got it apart.
44:25
And I remember putting it back together.
44:27
So my suspicion is that whether it's due to user error, 99 percent chance
44:36
or, you know, weird vibration and bullshit, 1 percent chance
44:41
that I'm willing to bet.
44:43
I think what happened is that cap and I haven't been under the car.
44:46
I got the car home.
44:46
I got in the driveway.
44:48
I've not had time or energy or wherewithal to dig into it yet.
44:51
I'm going to do this tomorrow.
44:53
I think what happened is that cap either partially or completely wiggled off.
44:59
Which made that that carrier bearing pop loose
45:02
and the axle popped out of the transmission.
45:05
Yeah, I have thought these were limited slip.
45:08
I looked it up on the ride.
45:09
They are not. We learned.
45:11
They're all on these cars, which is interesting.
45:16
And so I also found out the transmission is shared with the Mini Cooper S
45:20
of the aisle, though.
45:21
That would be the supercharged one, right?
45:24
R 53 to 80 get dragged to 85.
45:27
So long story short is I think that was the culprit,
45:32
which isn't necessarily a death nail, because when this happened,
45:35
I was like, well, I guess the whole rally thing is is over.
45:38
Right. But if I can get under there tomorrow
45:40
and if that cap is just gone and I just have to find a cap and two bolts
45:46
and they're available, I look like they they show available
45:49
at Ford for like three dollars for the cap
45:54
and assuming nothing else is damaged because of this, right?
45:58
There's still a possibility to raise like a Phoenix from the ashes
46:02
and get this and going.
46:03
I also find someone to drive the car,
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which if you're listening to this, it's either happened or didn't by this point.
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I've got some I've got some people that are interested in it,
46:11
but I got to make sure the car is remotely viable.
46:15
I'm glad it happened on a shakedown run the morning motors.
46:18
Right. On the rally or route to the rally
46:21
or with someone else behind the wheel.
46:23
So that's a good thing.
46:24
We were together also too, right?
46:26
Like it's nice to have a buddy system
46:27
because it would have been harder to get to the meat or.
46:30
Yeah, I just would have not made it.
46:31
I would have just been like, all right.
46:32
Well, I guess I am, you know, because we're literally like 10 minutes from there.
46:36
So yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It was like whatever was six miles or something.
46:40
So yeah, so sort of a bummer,
46:44
especially if I get in there and like everything is all together
46:46
and it like it is actually catastrophic transmission failure.
46:51
But yeah, that's the only way
46:53
because like just it leaping out of the transmission
46:56
like it wasn't seated all the way doesn't make sense
46:59
because it would it would have taken more than 100
47:01
and whatever miles for that to happen.
47:03
No, yeah, something had to fail critically.
47:05
So and that's the only that's the only way I think can get would be is
47:09
if that or if that that bearing is just like shit
47:14
and locked up or something like that.
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And that caused it to long to yeet.
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Are we still saying that could be?
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Yeah, absolutely transmission.
47:21
So that's that's where it's at.
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It's hopefully it's minor if it's not I get a DNF.
47:29
If it is, but I can't get parts in time, it's a DNF.
47:36
If it's if it's not and I can if I need the cap and two bolts,
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I can get them and it's like 20 bucks all said and done.
47:43
And also nothing is else is really damaged, right?
47:47
Like you didn't chew up the splines on the output shaft.
47:51
If it needs an axle, if it needs an output shaft seal,
47:54
those are available and cheap, but really anything else,
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you know, like if I have to buy a new axle,
48:02
they're all special order.
48:03
I won't be able to get one in time, right?
48:07
So then that'll DNF me.
48:08
So I'm in the woods.
48:13
I've got the flashlight where you hit it and like it flickers.
48:17
And we're going to see if I keep hitting it,
48:20
if it'll stay on or just will stop flickering.
48:22
That's where I'm at.
48:24
Yeah, I can't wait for your autopsy photos tomorrow.
48:26
I think that's going to be awesome.
48:27
Just I'm sure you're going to send me some cool pictures of
48:31
the end of an axle with a lot of fluid dripping past it.
48:33
Yeah, as it packed out.
48:35
Well, this is something to is I noticed
48:37
when they got back to the car
48:38
and I was waiting for the tow driver.
48:41
The I started, I put in gear
48:46
because I just put in a sixth and then I revved it.
48:49
The speedometer would go,
48:51
which means which means that at least the output shaft
48:55
is connected because that's how it's
48:58
that's how it's getting the information for the speedometer.
49:00
It's reading the output, correct.
49:02
I push up speed sensor.
49:03
So the output shaft is spinning.
49:05
So the likelihood that transmission is inside it out.
49:07
Yeah, you can freely go into each gear, too.
49:09
I don't know if we stated that enough.
49:11
That is one of the most important things
49:12
so you can put it into every gear.
49:14
So yeah, so like everything's great,
49:16
except for like first, third and sixth, right?
49:19
Something like that, you know?
49:21
Well, I'm looking forward to that update.
49:23
That's it keeps making content.
49:31
We stayed, I think we stayed under budget,
49:33
which is shocking for now.
49:35
For now, you're still you're still working on it.
49:37
And we have like four days left to the rally.
49:39
So I'm sure something will happen.
49:44
OK, let's move on to a little something
49:45
we like to call the automotive print ad quiz game.
49:48
I'm going to I'm going to dial something up a little easy
49:50
because I think your your butt has been beaten enough
49:54
So I'm going to put a little, I'm going to put a little
49:55
salve, salve, little Vaseline on your,
49:58
oh, please, your tender cheeks, man.
50:00
So load me up, describe this wonderful game.
50:04
So this particular edition of our print ad quiz game
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Chadwick here is going to find and probably already has
50:13
an ad from somewhere in the 1980s,
50:15
the 1990s up till around the mid 2000s.
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And he's going to read the type copy from this advertisement
50:24
without, you know, him giving anything super
50:28
overly identifying away.
50:29
It will be incumbent upon me within 10 minutes
50:32
and three guesses to figure out the make model
50:34
and approximate model year of the vehicle in the advertisement.
50:40
You should you can play along at home when I flounder
50:43
and you know it and it's super easy.
50:46
Scream at your your kids at at your neighbor's kids.
50:53
Especially now and at your listening device of choice
50:58
at me because I'm a fool and I deserve it.
51:02
All right, let's let's let's see how how bad I do here.
51:05
Chadwick, what you got for me?
51:07
Here's what I got, man.
51:08
Single page vehicle is passenger three quarter front angle.
51:13
Dutch angle, if you will, to going out of corner
51:16
and it's on a looks like a rubberized track
51:19
as in field and track.
51:21
Oh, high school field track.
51:24
Memories coming coming through and the page tears away
51:27
near the tires and shows track spikes on a rubberized surface.
51:31
And they're definitely the spikes for dirt.
51:33
So this is inaccurate for anyone that's a run track field.
51:36
But this is it's it's the ad is comparing it to a track star.
51:39
And it says that it says the vehicle's name and it says track star.
51:46
Increased horsepower and low end torque.
51:50
High output dual overhead cam two liter blank I for.
51:57
OK, get track six speed gearbox.
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OK, specifically tuned rear suspension for excellent handling and control.
52:08
These are continental Connie sport contacts
52:11
from the factor on this car.
52:12
Oh, wow, it tells you right there.
52:14
Two fifteen forty five are seventeen.
52:16
So that's a pretty aggressive tire.
52:18
OK, little car and driver quote to help you along for March of.
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I won't say the year it's March.
52:25
Yeah, it is simply in a handling class all by itself.
52:34
It's all you get. That's all you get. You get ten minutes.
52:38
Two liter dual overhead cam.
52:41
You said it get track six speed.
52:45
Is it the car I blew up today?
52:49
I mean, God, it's going to make for like shit radio.
52:52
Let me talk through it.
52:53
We're almost up against time, I think.
52:55
I guess. Yeah, let me let me talk through it real quick.
52:59
I mean, OK, two liter high output.
53:02
Inline four cylinder.
53:07
Get track six speed.
53:09
Right. Critical acclaim.
53:11
Yeah, and on cloud.
53:12
A lot of not a lot of words in this ad,
53:14
which makes me think it very well could be an early to mid 2000s ad.
53:19
Didn't say anything about.
53:22
You know, sequential fuel injection or ABS
53:27
or passenger airbag, independent rear suspension.
53:31
We do have that. Yeah. No, no dead axle here.
53:36
Yeah, I'm going to say this is a 2000 and two Ford Focus SVT.
53:44
So Mercury Cougar, actually.
53:50
It is simply a hand in class all by itself.
53:52
Car and driver, March of 2002.
53:56
It's hard to tell because the ads really faded.
53:58
I don't know if you could get comp orange in the originals.
54:01
It's either comp orange or red.
54:03
So it's kind of like that lighting.
54:07
Cool car. Sure. Yeah.
54:10
I don't know how you feel about it right now.
54:13
Like my my takeaways with it is,
54:16
you know, I agree with car and driver like it handles quite well.
54:20
I like the chassis.
54:21
Mine has got a little wiggle
54:23
that it's in its footsteps and in the rear end that probably wasn't there.
54:28
Let's say I'll be fixed.
54:29
The rear suspension is being a little bit too independent right now.
54:34
And this is just coming from me.
54:36
Did the the rest of the Mark one focuses.
54:38
Folk, I have a dead axle in the back.
54:42
Was that like a torsion beam or some shit?
54:44
Or did they all have IRLs?
54:50
Yeah, because they said the way they
54:53
I mean, I don't know.
54:55
I don't know they tuned independent rear suspension.
54:58
That's a weird sentence.
55:00
Yeah, I don't know.
55:01
I mean, I would be surprised if it was an economy shipbox.
55:03
But like, yeah, I don't.
55:06
I don't know that they would do that much
55:09
advanced development in that car for the SVT alone.
55:13
And again, they did it for like the Mustang Cobra and shit and like
55:16
the contour had a special engine.
55:18
But well, special engine.
55:19
But I mean, like also doing a whole like rear subframe
55:23
and for for independent rear suspension versus had its own body kit,
55:27
dude, Contour SVT, baby.
55:29
You know, we love those things.
55:34
Yeah, good question.
55:36
But yeah, my impressions are like it's funny.
55:38
Transmission when it works great.
55:41
Sure. I like I do like the way it handles.
55:45
I think it's the ride is about as
55:49
ruckus as I would want it in a stock car
55:53
without being too too raw.
55:56
It's not like an STI or like it's chatter to your teeth out.
56:01
I I'm not in love with the motor.
56:05
I mean, it's very boring to me.
56:07
Like it's quite a bump over the other two.
56:09
Like the regular two liter Z tech have like what one 30.
56:12
This has 40 more ponies to it.
56:16
That's significant, man.
56:18
To me, it was more like 150.
56:22
Maybe it's my example.
56:23
I don't know. What is it?
56:24
One of the rev hangs.
56:27
No, torque. Oh, yeah.
56:29
Something like that.
56:29
138, something like that.
56:32
But it doesn't have nearly the personality as,
56:36
you know, a B 18 Honda motor with the same horsepower.
56:41
It's like that has like sound way better.
56:43
It's way more personalities, way more exciting.
56:46
This one went against the EP hatchback,
56:49
which had the K8 20 with only the lower revving 160 horsepower.
56:54
So they did get that 10 horsepower over them.
56:57
I think that's impressive for Ford to give us something like that.
57:01
Because this is the first this is the first European hot hatch
57:04
we got from Ford truly.
57:06
I'll count an escort GT because I love those fucking cars.
57:09
But like in all honesty, this is probably the in the states,
57:13
the first hot hatch we got from
57:14
Yeah, you're Ford, right?
57:16
And I think, I don't know.
57:18
And and like NVH is pretty poor.
57:23
But even then, like, it's pretty buzzy.
57:26
And again, like some of this is my example,
57:28
but like also the motor mounts have all been done on this car.
57:31
Now they're after market mounts.
57:32
So I don't know how much that plays into it.
57:34
But what what a difference,
57:35
do what a delta between this car and like the focus SD.
57:40
Sure. Like, oh, yeah.
57:41
So for a follow up act, they fucking crushed it.
57:43
Like that car's handling is out of this world.
57:46
Gobs more power, like 80 more horsepower.
57:49
Yeah. So we'll see.
57:51
Like I haven't had a ton of.
57:53
I mean, I've had C time in it, but most of it's just like cruising down the highway.
57:58
Like I haven't really tried.
58:00
I took on a one quick rip down the road near me.
58:03
Like I like the chassis.
58:04
I like the way it handles.
58:05
I I agree with car and driver in this ad.
58:07
But like the motor is it's.
58:13
I wish I wish it was more bubbly.
58:14
It rev hangs really bad.
58:16
I think that's probably an emissions thing of Ford of its era, I don't know.
58:22
Yeah, so it's just it is what it is.
58:25
But yeah, if I can more see time in it, hopefully it's not.
58:28
Hopefully it is what I think it is.
58:29
And I can get it back on the road shortly in time for the rally.
58:33
But I think it's yeah, I think they're cool cars.
58:39
We had enough project car progress for one year and more more that we need.
58:43
More that you're still here's is still procreating as we speak.
58:47
You want to shut this bad boy down?
58:50
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58:53
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58:56
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59:47
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59:48
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59:52
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59:54
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59:56
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59:58
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