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Episode 99 Teaser: Extra Bits (Patreon-Only Episode)
Episode 99 Teaser: Extra Bits (Patreon-Only Episode)
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About this episode
A light-hearted conversation unfolds as the hosts share their recent experiences, including building a light-up sword and humorous takes on testosterone levels. The banter flows into amusing anecdotes about sports, particularly baseball, and the absurdities of life. The episode captures a blend of personal stories and whimsical discussions, making it a fun listen for those who appreciate casual, relatable dialogue.
Topics:
light-up sword
testosterone levels
sports anecdotes
baseball humor
casual conversations
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It's been a lot of time in the last couple of weeks trying to build a four-foot light-up
sword with a certain kind of pommel, and he didn't know like the backstory with it, the
concept.
Oh, I see.
It's just like, dude, you're just like, you're just throwing this shit on just to, you know,
like, yeah, just, yeah, just, just like listening to it around the house, you know, as you're
like puttering about or whatever.
It's just, these are your jams.
Yeah.
I could try my whole head in that mouth.
I don't like that.
There's, there are whole big horses, too.
They're big.
I'm so small.
I'm so little.
I was like, what about getting on some testosterone, you know, I was like 40 years old or whatever,
and he like did my testosterone levels, and he's like, no, you're just like, you're fine.
Geez, you're living my life.
I'm still alive.
Yeah.
No, I know.
Nettie, we should talk.
We should, uh, I was like.
And they're stupid.
They don't care.
They don't notice.
No, it's like, you, you're going to punch a cow, like it's not going to even be aware
of you.
Like it's like, or like, he's like, well, I think you could choke it out.
And I was like, you abs, like I, I thought you couldn't even get your arms around the
neck of a cow.
Like a cow's neck is huge because everybody could tell what we're doing, like we got into
this formation and all the coaches on the other team would be like, they're coming back
to your side.
They're doing the reverse.
Stay where you are.
They're coming back to your side and they would be like, okay, okay.
And then like immediately everybody would flush the ball and then everybody would get
duped again.
I love baseball.
Oh, I love baseball so much.
It's like bowling where I'm like, they let you be any shape you want out there sometimes.
Thank God.
What a beautiful world.
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