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Who hope to one day be the world's greatest driving heroes.
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Created from the cosmic legends of the universe.
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Comes our team captain.
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The Vision, Bill Fisher.
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And their soon-to-be wonder woman, Vicky Fisher.
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And our captain marvel and head flight trainee, Jennifer Scriptjunk.
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Their mission to fight injustice, share what is right and wrong to get you out of your house
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and come out racing with them and serve all mankind.
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They are the garage heroes in training team.
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It wouldn't let me unmute until I said, yes, I know they are recording.
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Oh, my God, they're going to catch me.
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Are we on the pod now?
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I got to do the bring-in and then we can go into it.
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Welcome to the Garage Heroes in Training Podcast.
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I am the only host for this episode because everybody else falls asleep.
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The state lights saving things is killing me.
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This is like an additional emergency podcast.
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We all listened last to what you just released and said, well, that was bullshit.
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He didn't bring anybody in who did anything.
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We call this supplemental.
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Supplementals required additional supplemental footnote and then subparagraphed parentheses,
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asterisk, asterisk.
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It was like you heard Vicky and Jen's story.
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But now you'll hear Eric and Jeff's.
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But there was no energy from those two.
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They were just like, you know, grasping onto the rope, trying to stay above the water.
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That's why I said I'm not available on Tuesday.
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I'm going to be effing sleeping.
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So anyway, something tells me that we're going to have a little more energy
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because I haven't even gotten to your names yet.
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And Eric's drinking.
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So we know Eric's drinking.
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So heffa, the man's sake of L heffa trophy truck.
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I'm Jeff from the three pedal mafia.
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I'm Eric from three pedal mafia.
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Garage heroes and training.
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I'll tell me productions.
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I'm about everything.
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I mean, I've been so hard even though every fights over Eric.
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It's like it's like stretch Armstrong.
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Only he doesn't stretch.
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He just gets pulled.
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So we're here to talk about.
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It's a race at a track where we go left and right.
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But that's not important right now.
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Is we're on a podcast to talk about all the fun that we had.
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And I want to know.
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I want you both to know that.
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I'm counting on you.
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Thank you very much.
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I'm wearing my over macho grande shirt.
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Are you over macho grande?
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Or is anybody ever over macho grande?
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I'm never over macho grande.
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And tell that to George Zip.
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The only person we're missing is.
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Well, we're missing a few people, but that's okay.
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So, so we're going to go over it a little bit more
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because if there's one thing podcasts are made to do
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it is talk about one little thing for as long as humanly
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Well, your podcast is about that.
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You know, I mean, we can get seven, 12 hours out of like
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15 minute teaser for a trailer for a movie.
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So anyway, so gentlemen, what was your role on the award
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winning Halloween meets gasoline theme airplane?
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Before Eric's, before Eric says his role, his backstage
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role was, I believe the Meister general.
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Because he did a lot of the backstage early working.
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Once we decided, I think I like jumped in after we had
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already decided that we were doing airplane and it was
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already half written and it was like, oh, what got it in done?
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Yeah, plus you jumped in.
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I said, I think you should do this role.
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You said absolutely.
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And that was awesome, right?
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Because I knew that would be awesome for you.
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So I think, I think by definition, I'm theme Meister
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Grand Puba theme Meister Meister theme.
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Now, you know, I'm the guy who writes up the spreadsheets
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and sets up the meetings and we all talk about things
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and then assigns people's costumes and and then we then
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I try to keep a good pace through the weekend of all
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the gets the gigs and the skits and all the little
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stuff we do to entertain our glorious judges.
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Yeah, I just floated.
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I just floated throughout the weekend.
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Oh, wait, that was what I was supposed to do.
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You groped or you're groped your way through.
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I was groped Meister General.
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So what year was the movie?
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We were we were the theme was 1970s.
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I think it was 79 or 80.
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Airplane, the movie airplane, the 1980s, Zemeckis, right?
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Zemeckis, Zemeckis and Zemeckis.
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Yeah, there's two brothers in Zemeckis.
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Yeah, yeah, Zemeckis, Zemeckis, Zemeckis.
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So I and I was Johnny.
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You don't know who Johnny was because they never really talk
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about his name, but he's the guy who says, who says, what
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can you make of this?
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Well, I can make a hat.
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I can make a brooch or I can make a pterodactyl or you
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know, Rapunzel Rapunzel to the tower, which was actually
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my favorite line of the weekend.
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I thought I would be doing hat brooch pterodactyl like
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all the time because that's really like what everyone
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But Rapunzel Rapunzel to the tower just fit.
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Oh, yeah, everywhere at the race.
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Yeah, where doesn't it fit?
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You know, so the best part about Johnny Jeff and one
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which is why I thought it'd be perfect for you is he just
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jumps the non sequitur, right?
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It's like there's a sale at pennies and there he goes off.
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I mean, these are ridiculous.
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He's just not connected, not connected to the plot at all.
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Now, obviously, I did a rewatch before we went.
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One of my favorite recurring bits with Johnny is your
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character and tell everybody who you were, Eric.
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I was Steve McCroskey.
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So I'm the the guy with the tie who has who picked a bad
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day to quit popping pills, quit the bad day to quit
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smoking, quit the bad day to quit drinking, you know,
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Kniff and glue was the last one.
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Not that knocks him out for good.
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And McCroskey was the guy who kind of like ran the
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emergency like he was in charge of the ground.
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Yeah, so he was yeah.
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So he was Johnny's boss.
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And that actually played out because he kept ordering
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Johnny to do things and Johnny would totally not do it.
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He would like coffee Johnny and Johnny would go.
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Yeah, it was not a stretch to have you playing
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your your part there.
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Jeff, you know, so good.
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So then so then some of the other characters just for fun.
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Rumac, that's the we're all counting on you.
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That was Chris Elaine Dickinson was Vicky and or
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Chrissy more or less for that.
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I think Chrissy claimed the other stewardess.
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She wanted to be the other one.
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That is all Vicky then.
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Striker, striker, striker was Timber.
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Frozen nipples with what can it do?
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And then I think those are the big ones.
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Otto the auto pilot.
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Otto the auto pilot.
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Jen was a nun for one thing and then she did some other
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Yeah, but it all in all, we did what I would say a nice
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extended hits of the jokes for the judges.
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Yeah, for each of the race days and then we got him most of
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the stuff through during tech inspection.
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So they, at one point, Randy said, I think they're doing
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all of the jokes, which is not possible because there's
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the whole train leaving with the girl and the thing.
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They're not even, we can't even do all of so many
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I was trying to get the hot tub involved so that we
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could do the water scene with the seaweed, but you
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know, nobody was, nobody was feeling.
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So I told Eric going in, you know, like he was like, oh,
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we should do this scene.
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We should do this scene.
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We just need to, I gotta tell you that like choosing
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airplane or blazing saddles or some of these other
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just absolutely ludicrous movies is really good
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because A, everybody's seen them, but B, it's a
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So it's so easy to do bit after bit after bit after
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bit, like even when we did, when we did the blazing
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saddles, no, no, Tom Cruise movie.
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Top Gun was a series of memorable scenes because
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the movie has played for so long, but they're not
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You know, like the or the homoerotic volleyball,
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everyone remembers and everyone laughs because
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we're like in weird shirts and things that have
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but you know what I mean?
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But like you don't need to know anything to just
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all of a sudden stumble on an airplane scene.
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And I told Eric on the run-up on the lead-up like a
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lot of the airplane bits are making fun of other
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movies and I actually suggested that we should
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not do those because like the seaweed bit that
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Bill just mentioned, like what is that?
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From here to eternity.
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From here to eternity.
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Like people will think are we doing here from
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eternity or are we doing airplane because like the
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disco scene we wanted to do, but that was really
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We had to settle for the scouts fighting part.
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Yeah, yeah, but the scouts fighting only happened
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We happened in airplane.
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Yeah, the disco scene was making fun of staying
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Sorry, my favorite.
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And the best thing about airplane, I think is
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that if it isn't the joke, it's a setup to another
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Nothing ever happens that isn't either the joke
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or the setup to another joke.
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It's and so you have so much to work from from
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airplane and if you don't like one joke, just
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wait another 15, 20 seconds.
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There's another one coming.
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I like some of our jokes.
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I don't know if the even the judges saw what we
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were doing because some of them were just running
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through running through.
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So so my my my poll question I was going to ask
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the girls, but they were falling asleep on me.
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So I didn't get to it.
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What percent of the paddock do you think knew
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the movie and what we were doing and what
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percent was just lost?
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Just thought we were doing airplanes like airplane
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stuff, not like airplane stuff.
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They just thought like, oh, you're like, you're
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like doing stewardesses.
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Like they didn't understand that it was airplane
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So and you went over all that when you're on
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the podcast because I didn't get a chance to
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Do about the whole thing at the I did.
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We went over some we went over some of it and
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we didn't we didn't cover it quite as well.
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I think the the surely don't call me
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surely temples went over quite well and then
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Vicky decided even in the heels that she was
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wearing at the night it was a time at night.
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It was she decided to do the entire paddock.
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So I was like, okay, you do that.
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I was going to sleep.
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Now, that was wonderful.
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That was very funny.
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And the whole thing, the best part of the
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whole morning announcement with the
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stewardesses was when Eric Rudd said, you
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Like like this bit has gone on too long.
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No, no, we've got more Eric.
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I think his point was I'm enjoying this.
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I actually have to be serious with the rookies.
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I can't make it a joke with everybody else.
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But in this case, I actually have to be serious
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because you can tell he was enjoying himself.
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Randy Randy Randy was Randy was loving it.
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So we didn't realize that Randy was such a
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I think he said it's like his favorite movie.
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Like Bill said in the podcast, you never we
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didn't do the speaking jive part, but we actually
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You just weren't around for it.
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Yeah, but but Randy was the same bit.
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It just was they were speaking race car instead
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But Randy responded in the actual jive line
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Like he is that much of a fan that he said,
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let him down and slack of Yakima or whatever
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the heck the line was like I and if I had to
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watch the movie that week, I wouldn't have
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remembered that that was the actual last line
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of jive that the guys said in that movie.
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Randy Randy said afterwards that he wanted
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the McCroskey picture of the picture in the
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picture in the picture.
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So I sent him all those and he says this
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is going to be printed and on my wall somewhere
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While he's not campaigning for wife.
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He's into the same sort of humor which you
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don't marry Bish and not be into that.
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He's not subtle and it's not it's not hidden.
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So anyway, what was that you said there
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was like a how many percentage of people
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I think one of the things that we did that
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was good was we hammered the judges more
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than we hammered the rest of the racers.
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True, but let's be clear on the on the run
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out on Sunday morning.
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I stopped at all but 5% of the cars and gave
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them the pause and said just want you to
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know we're all counting on every single one
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and most of them looked at me like that
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that was the funniest thing, you know,
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so good and occasionally some didn't.
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That's why I'm taking my 84.7% scientific
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I ran around and said to the Rapunzel
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Rapunzel to the tower to a lot of people
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and they did get it.
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But like we didn't we didn't like like the
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like the white zone announcements were
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at judging, you know, like we really
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annoy now to say annoyed.
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We did our best to annoy the judges more
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Like nyan cat where it plays for the entire
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ever, you know what I mean?
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Everybody gets it now.
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The red zone, white zone did play for at
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least three hours in the paddock on Saturday.
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Oh, it played for a while.
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Maybe maybe four hours.
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Chris, he was going out.
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But the problem with summit is unlike
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for example, and NJ and NJ New Jersey
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was first part is that there's no
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there's a center garage.
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There's no way to make it be a thing
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that everybody was so open
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that you can't you can't you don't see everybody.
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That's why I went forward with the
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stewardesses on the pit out in the morning.
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People in the pit out in the morning.
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Try to do a thing where everybody
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kind of gets a little slice of it.
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I think the thing that we did well
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as a team doing this theme
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was the details like we had the
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when Christian and Vicki were doing
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the stewardess, we had the little,
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you know, how to put your
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seat belts on everything.
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But it wasn't like just an airplane.
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It was the airplane movie on there.
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Like if you took a peek at the detail,
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there was it was actually the airplane
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movie, not airplane, any airplane.
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And we did the details for us for us.
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I mean, like that made us laugh more than any.
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Like Randy's the only one who knows like
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how like perfect a lot of that stuff was.
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That's why he liked the McCroskey and the
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McCroskey picture because that's somebody
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took the time and made that happen
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and he appreciates that.
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Okay, boys, let's get some pictures.
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That was a slightly different one.
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He liked they they loved how every once
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in a while they would hear Jay Lam,
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please pick up the white courtesy phone.
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They just added blue and anyway,
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I I to me this gives us that opportunity
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to dwell in the details of the humor.
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And that's why the me is so much fun.
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Like I don't know like the the summit point map
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or advertising poster that was up behind
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where the podium was.
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Now we turn that into an airplane.
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That's the interior of an airplane.
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But I do want to at this time to be serious,
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bring it down a little.
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I want to say sorry to the summit point.
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A custodial staff who that we're very upset that we put up
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posters in the bathroom.
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They were very upset by that several times we put posters
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up and they complained to the judges.
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But like New Jersey knew to leave them up.
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Oh, New Jersey has had a long time learning us, right?
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Remember, summit hasn't seen us in 12 years, 13 years,
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So they don't know what lemons is.
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This is, you know, at New Jersey, right?
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That the people come out and party on Saturday night
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because they love the feeling and the jokes and all that stuff.
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That's just we're not there yet.
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We have to come back to it slowly.
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We can't blame them.
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You know, not everyone can be there at the same place
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I think I think we lost summit point when they realized
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that just because they tear them down doesn't mean
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we have more and we will put them back up multiple times.
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I think it was the third time we put the posters back up.
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They, they went to the judges because the first time
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they were just, they just took them down.
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I did, I did apologize to Eric.
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I didn't realize we put them up three times.
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If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
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I mean, of course that's for certain.
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So what was the theme for the entire weekend?
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Should we don't go any further?
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I couldn't find a pawn shop to get us a guitar.
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Well, I should have brought one.
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I should have just done that, but I was, I was loading up
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and I was like, no, we're not going to get to this one.
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What was, what was the song?
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River of Jordan, right?
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It's Peter, Paul and Mary, which I didn't know that.
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I had to look when I learned it.
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I was like, who did this song?
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Oh, Peter, Paul and Mary.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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She kind of looks like Mary, but she didn't sound like
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No, but the Ethel Merman gig.
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Just that kill rate.
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That was, that was fun.
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We got it in two different angles.
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I posted the second angle.
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They posted it was actually better than the first angle.
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That was, I got to go look at that one.
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I only saw the one.
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People did find that humorous.
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Even Randy Bish thought it was funny.
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I know he didn't laugh the rest of the time, but.
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Yeah, no, he wasn't into it at all.
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You know, I wish you'd just relax.
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So I do want to talk a little bit about the car
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and the racing because I heard the podcast and wanted
22:29
to make sure that, you know, some of the
22:31
misinformation out there.
22:34
Those girls were like asleep.
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I was like, I know, say the right part.
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Oh, she said the wrong part.
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She said the wrong part.
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I didn't say any parts.
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So we took your Honda.
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Tell everyone the history of the Honda.
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It had a major accident on what track.
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So the Honda was coming in for a driver change
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and it did not make it on the final lap and we hit
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the bridge, the bridge at Thompson at Thompson.
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And it had not had not been back to the track.
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We took it to, you know, we made, we made the usual
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survey of everybody that we trust in the lemons paddock
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and they were like, it's kind of close.
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And then we took it to a body shop and said, can you
23:18
Make this the right way.
23:19
And they were very cool about it.
23:21
They said, listen, this is it.
23:24
You know, if this car comes back, you're done.
23:28
We're not, we're, we can't do this again.
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It's, you know, wafa thin.
23:33
So they did what they could.
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And this was the first race back.
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Well, the car was great.
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So this is what I'll, I'll, I'll give you the history
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of the, of the mechanicals that went on a heroic
23:48
effort by, by your wife to get it back on track.
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Like this is not a.
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These were little details.
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It finished the race.
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It finished the race.
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I mean, without, with some difficulties, but it finished
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the race both days.
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That's, that's seriously.
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Most of them don't.
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So the first thing that happened is we were out on the,
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on the test day and I took it out and I was like, wow,
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these brakes keep locking up.
24:20
And then I spun the frick out of that car.
24:23
I haven't spun a car like that in a long time.
24:26
Have they don't go round and round?
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Um, that's because I forgot to put the radiator cap on tight
24:35
So that has nothing to do with car prep.
24:39
Although, let's just be clear.
24:40
It was slightly hampered by what we'd call asynchronous
24:47
So, so then Eric went out later and he said, man,
24:51
that break went right to the floor.
24:53
Do you want to describe what happened there, Eric?
24:55
So I was going into five, coming out of five, actually,
24:58
and the break went right to the floor when I was about to just
25:00
touch it to go into the sweeper left right hander coming
25:05
around on six and then I pressed the brake again.
25:08
That's like, well, I'll come in and take a look at it.
25:11
I came in, people like, well, the brake fluid looks okay.
25:14
And I went back out and I said that the car was very
25:18
squirrely under heartbreaking, very squirrely.
25:21
In fact, easy to lock up the fronts, very squirrely,
25:24
rear end gets loose, you know, no way you want to trail brake
25:27
too much because if you don't break it a straight line,
25:32
Guess what we found out when we came in later.
25:37
The rear brake caliper had fallen straight off the
25:42
I mean, you know, it was in the wheel.
25:44
The rear brake was going to work for you.
25:47
It was, it didn't, we didn't lose it.
25:50
We knew it was there.
25:50
There were two pads really closely together.
25:53
Bolted that sucker right up.
25:55
Didn't have any other problems, although it still kind of
25:57
felt a little squirrely on Sunday.
25:58
I think it is squirrely.
25:59
I think maybe as I said to Bill and, and a discussion
26:04
point, it may be too stiff in the rear.
26:10
Yeah, it could be too stiff in the rear.
26:11
I think it's possible.
26:13
So is it too stiff or is it brake pad imbalance?
26:18
No, because it wasn't, it's not like it.
26:21
Cause it would, it would left and right dart.
26:25
I think when it's when it would pitch, the rear didn't
26:28
allow enough, uh, uh, uh, well, rebound to allow the
26:35
car to naturally sort of, uh, sit there.
26:38
I think it came up too much.
26:39
So too much front bias and it allowed, and that, that
26:42
got the rear loose.
26:45
It's a heavy, uh, front bias when it comes to
26:48
weight, so that I think, I think lightening up the rear
26:51
end a little bit would help.
26:53
Lighten up the springs, not the weight or the shock.
26:56
I'm not sure if it's, you know, adjustable.
27:01
So let's talk about Miss Jen's brown pants moment.
27:04
That was, that was not a good moment.
27:06
So Eric comes in to talk about the brakes takes off
27:11
the steering wheel, which is not easy.
27:16
We didn't get it on, right?
27:19
And we have David support that.
27:22
So, so another driving issue that was talked about on the
27:26
other podcast, but we have to point it ourselves on this
27:29
one because we put it in the car and that is a really
27:32
weird, uh, quick release on that.
27:35
It's not quick at all.
27:36
No, it's not quick.
27:37
It's that's got to go.
27:39
That's, that's not a good race car bit.
27:41
Anyway, so, so before we go to my problem was I
27:46
couldn't find one that was the right depth.
27:49
So that was where that was the only one I could find.
27:51
So I have to figure that out.
27:54
Don't worry about the depth.
27:55
Well, otherwise it gets too close to your chest.
28:00
And it doesn't have tel, telescoping steering wheel.
28:02
I assume in that 1990s.
28:08
So let's start with the other thing.
28:10
So the, the rear motor mount bolt.
28:19
It was just a cured vapor.
28:22
That had to have been the body shop that removed that.
28:25
I don't know why they would, would they to pull the car?
28:30
I did they pull the engine?
28:33
I mean, they did, they did the, uh, core support and the
28:39
So I don't, I don't know if they would they yank the
28:41
frame, I don't, I don't know why that bolt should have
28:47
That bolt didn't back out and fall out.
28:50
Someone took it out and didn't put it back.
28:52
And we didn't notice it.
28:54
And you wouldn't notice that.
28:56
Like that thing is buried deep.
28:58
So that is not again a, an error of prep.
29:03
So you, you were in there much deeper than I was.
29:07
Could it literally, could it back out?
29:12
And get away or was it kind of, it seemed like it could back
29:17
There's enough room.
29:17
There's enough room on the side.
29:20
But there's a lot of, there's a lot of threads.
29:22
It happened somewhere between the accident and the
29:26
getting to the trap.
29:29
This didn't happen at the track because I took it
29:32
out first and it didn't shift very well at all.
29:35
And the problem is, is that when you're, when you're
29:38
torquing the motor, like using the torque of the motor,
29:42
it's flopping around the chassis and the Honda has
29:47
shifter cables, not shifter rods.
29:49
So when the distance changes, you're not finding the
29:55
And let me just mention how with an engine that
30:00
You know, it's like, wow.
30:01
I mean, I'm surprised it didn't lift out.
30:03
It's like 89 pounds?
30:05
I mean, has that been forced power?
30:07
I mean, at the crank, maybe.
30:08
I mean, maybe when it was new.
30:12
Be zero car, Randy.
30:13
Bish, what the hell?
30:16
So the, there was ECU troubles and it was running terribly
30:22
rich and we were getting no V tech, no nothing.
30:25
We swapped the ECU, the, the error that we were
30:30
getting, no error for the first ECU, the error
30:33
we were getting from the second ECU was throttle
30:35
position sensor, which is integrated into the
30:39
throttle body and we swapped the throttle body and
30:42
got the same exact thing.
30:44
So that is probably some sort of wiring default
30:47
between the throttle position sensor and the ECU, ECM,
30:51
whatever they call it in Honda world.
30:55
So that again, nothing that could have been predicted
30:58
by the pre-race prep.
31:00
Other than holy cow, why isn't this thing hit in
31:03
V tech when we're driving it around the neighborhood,
31:06
which I know you didn't have a chance to do.
31:08
And then the only other thing that we had was we
31:10
found some loose bolts in the upper A arm of the
31:15
passenger front wheel.
31:18
And it was a clicking thing and I can't remember
31:21
was it Jen or Vicky that brought it in.
31:22
They, I think it was Vicky, Vicky heard it and
31:26
We tightened it up.
31:29
May have adjusted the alignment when we put
31:33
Probably not though.
31:33
There was no camber bolt.
31:35
There's no adjustment there.
31:36
It should be because all of that movement is at
31:38
the bottom side is at the bottom side of the upper
31:41
A arm is there's no adjustment there.
31:44
Chris says Chris says yank and tighten.
31:49
So we did not yank and tighten.
31:52
So it is possible if it's, you know, if the
31:54
body had flexed or we had some elongated holes
31:57
because, you know, it's an old chassis.
31:59
There might have been some, some change there.
32:01
But yeah, it might have, but I don't think that's it.
32:04
I don't think that was it.
32:07
So the car was just so underpowered because it
32:10
was running so terribly because the ECU just had
32:13
no ability to understand the fuel air mixture ratio.
32:17
It was just like, yeah, here have all the gas.
32:21
That motor should be 125 horsepower without a stock.
32:26
I would say we were running somewhere in the 80s.
32:30
It was, it was slow.
32:33
It was a great fun momentum car.
32:37
Just the problem is the moment you got out of the corner
32:39
and you were faster than the guy in front of you
32:41
and then he just starts accelerating.
32:43
You're like, ah, start firing the fires.
32:45
There may be a dent under the gas pedal because I was
32:49
pushing it that hard.
32:50
I was like, go faster.
32:52
If I push harder, it's going to go faster, right?
32:57
Actually, I found that if you let off the gas about 10 percent
33:01
to 15 percent, it actually went faster.
33:02
No, I did not discover that.
33:08
If his foot was numb by the time he got done.
33:11
Yeah, I noticed how there were those indents in the foot
33:15
well where the pedal went used to be.
33:17
And now it's a pedal went much farther.
33:19
It's a little further now.
33:22
So there's some things to do on the car.
33:25
We did eventually, the first time between testing and day
33:29
one, we used an improvised bolt.
33:34
We got a proper bolt later.
33:37
Yeah, that disappeared.
33:38
I'm pretty sure I saw it on a double yellow outside of five
33:42
because I was literally like long double yellow for one of
33:45
the many car fires that wasn't on the track.
33:48
And I was like, that looks like the bolts were missing
33:52
again because it's shifting terribly again.
33:55
And then we did get the right bolt in it and it did shift fine
34:00
Yeah, there was definitely some breaking, squirrely breaking
34:04
issues that was still going on and just no horsepower, but
34:07
other than that, car was great.
34:08
So with the bolt, would it get the fifth or do we not try?
34:12
No, the fifth is an internal problem.
34:14
I talked to Chris about it.
34:16
It's not because it won't go into fifth.
34:19
It's something's wrong inside the transmission.
34:22
Oh, we're going to pull it anyway, so.
34:23
So it just, yeah, we, but NJMP is the next race.
34:28
We've got a long time between the next race.
34:32
For those of you who aren't aware of East Coast racers, the
34:35
pit race has been sold to some bastards who are turning it
34:39
into a, some AI data center bullcrap.
34:43
And that was the first race in the East Coast season.
34:48
In March, March, April, when was it?
34:51
April, April, April, April.
34:53
Are you in the municipalities in Big Beaver, Beaver Run,
34:57
that area, or are you anywhere in the Northern Pittsburgh area?
35:02
If you see Randy Bish on any particular political ticket.
35:06
We should say Randy Bish, Jr., not Randy Bish.
35:09
Please vote for him.
35:12
Everything he can to right the wrongs, to seek justice
35:17
where injustice prevails, to be a beacon of hope, where hope
35:22
was once and is no more.
35:27
Yeah, Steel City's SCCA also has a lot of things out there.
35:30
If you're not, if you're not looking to hang with the
35:32
Bishmeister, they are also fighting.
35:35
So anyway, yeah, so because of that, we don't have a race
35:42
We need to find something.
35:43
Eric, that gives us plenty of time to finish that RX-7.
35:48
We need to start talking about that.
35:50
I have registered it for every East Coast race.
35:54
Do we need to have a all hands on deck meeting?
35:59
I think we need to talk about it.
36:00
Like, I've offered Tom.
36:02
Yeah, I've offered Vicki.
36:05
Just so you know, but Vicki's got her own car to do too.
36:08
So just, you know, just think about it.
36:10
We could go home and home.
36:11
Yeah, I'll have to check in with Giant Dave to see
36:14
how he's, whether he's on the mend or not, because
36:16
he's local and also looking for a ride.
36:18
So we've, we've plenty of talent.
36:22
I'd love to have Tom back.
36:25
So far, if we're looking, the only thing we have, we've got
36:29
Carolina Motorsports Park in April.
36:33
Otherwise we go road America, which it's definitely worth
36:35
the trip, but it's, that's far.
36:39
There's no like a gingerman or anything.
36:42
Nothing got Nelson's ledges.
36:45
Maybe the Lemons management will find a track somewhere.
36:51
Adjust a date, get a second date at summit.
36:53
They used to do two at summit.
36:56
They did two at Jersey and two at summit on, no, no,
36:59
two at Jersey was the only place they did two.
37:02
I wouldn't mind doing it twice.
37:04
I don't think I'd want to do lightning, but if I had to,
37:07
I had to, you know, I think if we kept lightning.
37:10
I don't think I'd want to do lightning, but if I had
37:14
car countdown, that would be okay.
37:18
I don't think they ever did lightning.
37:20
We did it one time.
37:22
We did it in the, uh, I did it with AER.
37:24
I don't remember doing it with it in the Honda with
37:28
I did it with the, uh, the Mustang and the, I think
37:34
that was a truck at that time.
37:36
That's a home track for me.
37:37
So I've spent a lot of time on lightning.
37:39
I just didn't remember that we actually did with
37:40
Lemons just the one time because the one time.
37:42
NJMP mis-scheduled something and they gave the other
37:46
group thunderbolts that we only had.
37:50
I think it was like five years ago.
37:54
I did extreme experience.
37:55
I've done a couple of track days there.
37:56
So I've been on lightning a lot.
37:58
It's not really a Lemons.
38:00
The Civic puked its axles early and then often,
38:05
And so that was that.
38:07
Anyway, it was, that's just part of the history.
38:11
That was the year, uh, speedy cop had the, uh, aquarium.
38:15
I totally remember that.
38:17
And don't remember that it was lightning.
38:19
That's how, but lightning is boring.
38:21
It's, it's, it's, there's only one interesting turn.
38:25
Um, it's faster too.
38:28
So it has like a light bulb into a long straight.
38:32
So you really do get moving quite.
38:34
Which has a kink, but nobody recognizes the kink
38:40
Uh, listen, no kink shaming.
38:42
It's a predilection.
38:46
It's either a thought or an afterthought.
38:48
You decide which it is depending on your own.
38:52
So anyway, so anything else about summit?
38:55
We didn't do, we didn't really get into with the,
38:58
We didn't really get into our BS tech festivities.
39:01
So maybe we should do a little bit on that because
39:05
that might help other people who try to get Halloween
39:08
Cause the basic theme is do everything you can do as much
39:12
as you can do it continuously throughout the weekend,
39:15
but continuously throughout the weekend is key.
39:19
But BS tech is a big part too.
39:22
And I think, I think there's a couple of very important
39:23
things to note about theming.
39:25
And we talked about this before another podcast is
39:27
including this one is that got to get to that level
39:30
of almost to the annoyance of the judges almost.
39:34
So I like to go past there and start coming back up.
39:38
And then of course, consistent, repeatable attention.
39:43
Like I came in for a thing, which I thought was they're
39:46
going to black flag me, but they didn't.
39:47
And Randy thought it was a bit.
39:50
That's like the third time I came in to do a bit and
39:53
he thought that one was just a bit.
39:54
And he's like, get out of here.
39:55
There's nothing happy.
39:56
You shouldn't even if you're not funny leave me.
39:59
Don't tell me it went off in five.
40:01
Are you only a two off?
40:02
There's, they wouldn't go to black flag you like,
40:04
well now you tell me.
40:10
So, so it when we went to judging, we brought three cars
40:14
to judging everybody was in their costume everybody.
40:18
So we had Harry, Krishna's giving out flowers.
40:21
We had timber with his drinking problem throwing water
40:25
down his shoulder face everywhere else.
40:29
What were you doing?
40:32
Well, I did a bunch of stuff.
40:34
Oh, we had the white zone playing.
40:36
We had the black zone.
40:37
I was popping my pills.
40:40
I was quit and smoking.
40:41
I was quit drinking.
40:42
I was doing all that of course each time as I went through it.
40:45
I was hat broaching pterodactyl all of the tech sheets.
40:50
We had pictures in the entire area.
40:54
We decorated the entire judging with our photos.
40:59
Then Otto was groping.
41:03
You told me I had to.
41:04
Yeah, it was your God given duty.
41:07
And all of the costumes were excellent.
41:11
Like the stewardess costumes looked great.
41:16
I don't remember if Jennifer was in the nun at that point
41:19
or was she in one of her other ones?
41:20
She bounced back and forth.
41:22
Yeah, I don't remember what she was in,
41:23
but like the nun costume looked great.
41:25
It looked like a real nun outfit.
41:28
You know, my outfit was kind of boring
41:29
because it just was like a white shirt and tie.
41:31
But so I had to act really hard, you know, like.
41:36
It was real hard for you.
41:37
I could tell you were you were terrible.
41:40
He's so quiet and sedate.
41:43
And he had a twister, a twister with the two phones,
41:46
but it just it there wasn't an ability, you know.
41:51
Yeah, I mean, we had so much stuff,
41:53
so layers and layers and layers.
41:55
And I think that is what does separate sometimes a good theme
42:02
You know, again, going back to Top Gun,
42:04
we didn't just show up in flight outfits.
42:08
We showed up to the to the pre-race meeting
42:15
and did the scene with desks like sat with our sunglasses
42:20
in the outfits in the folding chairs.
42:23
Oh, yeah, like the scene of the movie.
42:24
We did the homoerotic volleyball.
42:28
We did the funeral because of car died.
42:32
The funeral clenched it, though, I have to admit.
42:34
I mean, did you see them?
42:37
Even Kim was just sitting there cracking up,
42:40
watching us do this ridiculously yet poignant,
42:44
yet militarily accurate funeral.
42:48
And we did the slow-mo walk with the smoke.
42:54
We said we said you could be my wingman anytime,
42:57
like a thousand times over the weekend.
42:59
No, you could be my wingman.
43:01
You know, yeah, we did a lot of things.
43:06
And I think that's the difference between, again,
43:08
winning and just having a good theme.
43:10
Because we decorated our helmets appropriately.
43:13
The car was decorated.
43:15
You know, all of this is important.
43:19
We had the wing, what are those?
43:21
The windsocks all over the place.
43:23
Because, you know, we had to do a flyby every now
43:25
and then through the judges area.
43:27
We said negative ghost rider.
43:28
The pattern is full several times.
43:31
Yeah, I wanted to buzz the tower.
43:32
I wanted to buzz the tower so badly.
43:34
I wanted permission to buzz the tower.
43:36
They wouldn't give it.
43:37
They wouldn't give it.
43:39
Some people, they're just getting the wave on.
43:44
These are the government's machines.
43:45
So, and we can go back and talk about some of the other
43:47
great themes we did when we did blazing saddles.
43:50
We had scene after scene after scene.
43:53
When we did, you know, going back to the producers.
43:57
We did, we did like the entire choreographed spring time
44:04
The first one we saw at our first race was when you guys
44:07
were being the national champions.
44:09
No, that wasn't the first time.
44:12
You did that later.
44:13
Yeah, it was a long time ago.
44:15
That was a long time ago.
44:16
That was, that was pre-Halloween meets gasoline.
44:19
We were just doing that.
44:20
I was just doing it to annoy people.
44:23
I can't remember what you would wear the first time.
44:25
It might have been the giraffe lion themes.
44:29
We had a lot of juice.
44:29
Oh, the one, El Hafez.
44:31
That's what it was.
44:34
Safari tour with when the guy, when the guy killed the lion.
44:39
The dentist, right?
44:41
I was a dentist and I sat on the roof with that gun.
44:47
You guys have been doing the theming hard for decades.
44:52
I have to admit, I mean, I know you guys don't notice it,
44:57
You're so quiet and reserved, you know?
45:00
You have to get a smile out of you.
45:02
Well, and a lot of the times you're doing the theme to
45:07
Not to amuse other people, you know, going back to like
45:11
sushi glory hole, like nobody liked that but us.
45:16
Well, there were two camps of people.
45:18
There was people who thought it was absolutely hilarious
45:21
and they thought it was great.
45:22
And the people who are so uncomfortable, they really
45:26
didn't want to even talk about it.
45:29
See, I was, I was of the opinion that it was hilarious,
45:32
but when you guys kept trying to get me to go in there,
45:33
I was like, no, thank you.
45:35
High quality snacks.
45:40
Give it a shot, you know?
45:45
Where are you going?
45:46
Where are you going?
45:48
Yeah, that's funny because like I didn't even like ever see
45:51
that until they were like sushi glory hole.
45:53
Go Google it, Jeff.
45:54
Okay, I missed that one.
45:57
Yeah, that's a different kind of theme than this one.
46:00
That's the laser focus on a particular uncomfortable
46:04
or otherwise thing, right?
46:06
It's a little like space pants.
46:08
Space pants is just something that they did for our four
46:13
races in a row or whatever until they got that.
46:16
And they beat it to death.
46:18
They did it all weekend long.
46:23
That's space pants.
46:27
Like they just played it constantly.
46:30
Yes, they won because the judges didn't want to see it again.
46:32
Yeah, they're like, if we don't give this award,
46:35
it's going to keep coming back.
46:36
So we're going to give the award.
46:39
So there's rumor, gentlemen.
46:42
You know what the latest rumor is going around the
46:48
We don't have any more themes to do.
46:51
We've, we've, we're done.
46:52
We don't have any more.
46:56
They're calling us out.
46:57
They're saying this was it.
46:59
Oh, who's, who is, who is this day?
47:02
It's, it's, I don't want to point fingers.
47:05
I don't want to point fingers.
47:07
There are so many themes.
47:09
Now let me give props to some of the people who
47:11
picked up the quick themes.
47:13
Like for example, the people who were doing
47:14
the surveying to put a data center at some point.
47:18
So that, that one is our great, good job.
47:20
Great theme picked it up one week in advance
47:23
and just ran with it.
47:24
That was fantastic.
47:25
Less than a week in advance.
47:31
The Stuna Chuckers.
47:32
That was a great jump in.
47:35
Now there's, there's also, let's just be clear.
47:36
If you're actually racing to win, it's hard to focus.
47:42
It's hard to do a Halloween with gasoline.
47:44
So you gotta, you gotta decide what you want to win.
47:48
Choose your battle.
47:49
Choose your battle.
47:53
I will say, let me give another shout out here
47:55
because these people aren't always the greatest team
48:00
and people don't always like them on the track.
48:04
But the, the, the guys at the Mustang
48:07
who were doing the karaoke.
48:10
What was their team name?
48:12
Why would they like it?
48:13
I'm blanking on it too now.
48:16
They have the, the, yeah, yeah.
48:19
They have the black, the black 5-0 with the, the hurricane
48:25
Yeah, they were, they were doing some cool stuff this
48:27
I was very proud of them.
48:28
I, I, if I wasn't wrenching, I would have gone over
48:32
and sang some karaoke.
48:34
Like hosting a karaoke all weekend.
48:41
In general, that was such a great race.
48:45
Summit was a great race.
48:47
The people, the weather, which, you know, mattered.
48:52
I had personally had a good stint where I didn't get sick.
48:55
You know, that mattered for me.
48:58
But you know, once you get the people and the weather
49:02
and the theming, what more is there?
49:04
I mean, the racing, obviously that's critical,
49:07
but it was such a great weekend.
49:09
So thank you both of you for that.
49:12
Well, we, we couldn't have done it without everybody.
49:15
So we always have a spot for you guys anytime,
49:21
So appreciate that.
49:24
So let me, let me talk just really briefly because neither
49:27
I don't think you're old enough to be at the old summit.
49:31
So 12 years ago when we left summit point,
49:34
we were actually at the Shenandoah track.
49:37
Shenandoah track is a little small.
49:40
I don't know what it is size wise.
49:43
The paddock is tight.
49:44
It's not a lot of room in the paddock.
49:46
We kind of outgrew it, but also on Shenandoah,
49:50
there's a like church that's near one of the turns
49:54
or I think the church is gone, but the law is still there.
49:57
So there's no race engines between like 11 and noon.
50:01
So they would do the, the race on the summer solstice
50:06
and Saturday would go into like seven o'clock at night.
50:11
Like they would go all the way in.
50:13
So it was a extremely long Saturday and then Sunday
50:17
wouldn't start until noon.
50:19
And because it was like the warmest day and because it
50:23
was like the atmosphere and we were all so cramped.
50:27
That became the most epic party.
50:30
Like it was a party that would make sorry for party racing
50:35
say, Hey guys, maybe we should shut it down a little bit.
50:42
It, it, it was one of the places that started the stunt
50:47
We may or may not have been part of it.
50:50
I've heard rumor rumor rumor.
50:54
I was not that drunk.
50:57
But I swear I saw a donut burnout contest between the
51:03
family truckster and a boat and the boat ran into an RX eight
51:10
in the parking lot while close to it.
51:15
There was a game of bowling happening.
51:19
That could have happened.
51:21
No, I mean something, something like clearly I dreamed
51:24
that there was no way that never, I mean boats can't
51:30
Well, that one could, but anyway, rumor has it.
51:34
Like the, the there was, there was this epic battle of the
51:39
track pads, you know, like the big like four foot by four
51:43
foot cubes of foam because they had set up all kinds of
51:48
lights near the track.
51:50
A young group of engineers may or may not have built a
51:54
giant period out of pyramid, excuse me, out of the track
51:58
pads and people were riding their motorized vehicles on the
52:04
racetrack into the track pads at a high rate of speed.
52:09
Nobody would ever do that.
52:10
I mean, nobody would ever do that.
52:12
There was definitely not a king of the mountain that nearly
52:17
killed some girl because she got pushed off the top of
52:21
Actually, she didn't get pushed.
52:22
She just fell gravity is hard when you're that drunk.
52:26
Well, you can't avoid gravity.
52:27
I mean, it's always there.
52:29
They needed to shut down the old summit point.
52:32
It was a little out of hand.
52:34
Well, so I think this was a perfect mix of perfect mix on
52:40
and some crazy, a little bit of crazy, but not much.
52:42
Well, and we could start at a regular time.
52:45
So we didn't like that was part of it is because you
52:48
didn't have to wake up.
52:51
Yeah, the party went late.
52:52
Yeah, just so you know the Shenandoah circuit is 2.2
52:56
miles, whereas summit main is 2 miles.
52:58
So it's slightly longer.
53:00
It like I said, it was just a cramped paddock.
53:04
We didn't fit in the paddock.
53:07
Well, there wasn't a lot of room in this paddock.
53:08
That was one thing.
53:10
It was, it was kind of tight with however many cars
53:12
we had 101 cars or something.
53:16
There wasn't a whole lot more room.
53:18
Wasn't a whole lot more room.
53:19
Well, though, as you went into the woods, right,
53:22
there was a lot of space back in there.
53:24
Yeah, so that was kind of there was a lot of rounds.
53:27
There was like a lot of undesirable space.
53:30
Like the paddock space would have been small,
53:32
but there was like a lot of like just like Thompson.
53:34
Like Thompson has a ton of space if you're willing to go
53:37
like into the like upper deck, upper deck, upper deck
53:40
or into the infield infield.
53:43
So but who wants to go there?
53:46
A lot of people love camping there.
53:48
You're so far away from the Dunkin Donuts truck though.
53:56
They don't have slushies at the Dunkin Donuts truck.
53:59
But they do have the ice cream store, which makes it.
54:01
You can walk to the ice cream store at Thompson
54:04
Any of the other tracks?
54:05
So shout out to some dude who is a huge E1R fan
54:11
who came up to me and he says, Jeff,
54:14
I just got to tell you and I was like, holy cow.
54:17
I vote lemon sorbet.
54:22
And I was like, what the hell is this dude talking about?
54:26
I vote lemon sorbet.
54:29
And I'm like, I'm having an acid flash.
54:31
I don't know what this dude is talking about.
54:34
And then he's like from E1R podcast in Connecticut
54:36
when you got the lemon sorbet.
54:38
And I was like, oh, what's that?
54:40
It wasn't ice cream.
54:41
Aaron Sherbert, dude.
54:43
It wasn't lemon sorbet.
54:44
You totally had me on the wrong kind of ice cream.
54:49
You know, he just, you know, thinks lemons all the time.
54:52
The post Thompson podcast that did with E1R.
54:57
I got a lot of heat for choosing Aaron Sherbert.
55:01
And it was a refreshing, refreshing choice.
55:04
You should not have gotten any heat for that, dude.
55:06
No, I would have personally gone with the Aaron
55:09
Sherbert vanilla combo.
55:12
And going full cream sickle.
55:14
Yeah, full cream sickle.
55:19
anyway, the dude totally told me his name and I don't remember
55:22
All right, well shout out to whoever you are.
55:27
You know, it's rare that we get noticed by our voices
55:31
or our names or anything.
55:33
Definitely not by our faces, but I will say that
55:38
more than half the time
55:42
and they want to shake my hand.
55:43
And I'm like, dude, I got I got stuff to do before we're
55:46
getting there and definitely don't want to shake your hand
55:49
And so do you, sir.
55:52
We're here for a purpose, a purpose that has nothing to do
55:54
with shaking hands.
55:55
We can shake hands on the things shake hands a little bit
56:02
So did we miss any themes or any cars that were, you
56:06
know, the the monkey humping the or the gorilla humping
56:08
the car was was quite entertaining.
56:10
I don't know that's around.
56:16
I don't always, they don't always keep the monkey up like
56:19
the monkey is there for like testing day and then it's
56:21
like race day and they take the monkey off.
56:23
I like the 404 teams a hundred year anniversary Chrysler
56:27
with their Chrysler Cross Frostfire.
56:29
I thought they did a great job of it going in heavy
56:33
with the newsletter as well as the costumes newsletter.
56:39
The newsletter was very funny.
56:40
It's a shame that the car didn't run because I have
56:43
said what a great car someone should bring one of those
56:47
to Lemons when we were shopping for the 300 Z way back
56:51
when we tried to get one and could not find one that
56:56
Yeah, they're hard to find affordable.
56:58
Plus they have an automatic.
56:59
It'd be good to get the one with the standard, which
57:03
would be a lot better because they have problems with
57:06
the whole weekend that problems with the automatic
57:09
The SRT ones came in stick in the Chrysler.
57:13
It's just yeah, yeah.
57:14
But the SRT ones were again more money.
57:17
So an SRT ones really aren't a lemon Z car.
57:20
This too much power.
57:21
You know, if you actually go there.
57:24
Well, we were thinking about getting a regular one and
57:29
It looks like it would be tight.
57:33
Cause that's like a new Camaro's.
57:35
I can't even I couldn't get a new Camaro.
57:38
If I wanted to do it on track, because my helmet won't
57:40
fit through the window.
57:42
That's a bitch in Camaro.
57:44
I just ran over my neighbor.
57:46
I brought it up from Puerto Rico.
57:53
I'm looking at Phil to see if he's getting the reference
57:55
or Camaro, bitch in Camaro or my neighbor.
58:00
I'm just, I just didn't realize I set that up so easily.
58:03
But I didn't know how old your music choices were back
58:07
You're the right age.
58:09
You're just, you know.
58:11
I was more towards the other, the hairy side of the world,
58:17
Um, anybody else standing out?
58:19
There were some good themes.
58:20
There were some good cars.
58:22
I think all in all, um, shout out to the one team with
58:27
the Civic who got it on fire and yet still got it back
58:31
The DeLorean, that was.
58:39
So it was a Mitsubishi Starion with a, they, they put,
58:42
redid the front grill and looked very DeLorean to the
58:47
point where me and a, me and a couple of other people
58:50
had to like walk over and go look at it like, what kind
58:53
We went over, it was hand bent.
58:56
To make it look like a, you know, like the little
59:00
Uh, they, yeah, everything was, it was a time
59:03
machine, obviously DeLorean time machine and it was,
59:07
they had a lot of the pieces, a lot of the interior
59:10
electronics, the exterior electronics looked really
59:14
It had a lot of the features, like a lot of people
59:17
just kind of painted silver and put the like the
59:18
square exhaust tubes, you know, but they did everything,
59:23
all the wire bundles across the front, down the
59:28
So we were going to do that, but our car wouldn't
59:29
reach 88 miles an hour.
59:30
So we didn't see the point.
59:33
Well, there's didn't either because they came around
59:35
and they said, uh, do you have a spare bearing set
59:43
Oh, that was that car?
59:44
Hold on, let's ask.
59:45
At least two different guys came over.
59:47
Both looking for Bruce because knew that at one
59:50
time he had a 3,800.
59:53
Well, they had 3,800 now in the, in R7.
59:57
But they were looking for bearings and he's like,
59:59
I have a full gasket kit.
00:01
Do not have bearings.
00:03
But he actually like pulled the gasket, gasket kit
00:06
out to see if it was.
00:07
I noticed, I saw me pulled out his wand and he made
00:10
that for special incantation and out came the
00:15
It's like Felix the cat's suitcase, you know?
00:19
Well, the magic trailer has got levels now.
00:23
Like, like you can't, there's only so much you
00:26
can pack in a trailer unless you build a second
00:29
floor, like inches from the roof of the car.
00:33
And make it like a fake stacker.
00:36
We should have done the racetrack bingo because I
00:40
would have probably won it with Bruce's trailer
00:43
has a wheel problem.
00:48
Do you think it's overweight?
00:52
Does it do it like every race?
00:55
Well, I remember New Hampshire the time when
00:57
they saw the wheel passing and wheels are fun,
01:01
You know, and I was there was another time before
01:04
you had to repack rebuild the whole thing on the
01:07
It's a it's a pretty common occurrence.
01:09
So so I got to tell a funny Betty Bruce story.
01:12
So they did two races back to back.
01:15
They did New Hampshire, which was then five days
01:18
and then came right, I guess, four days.
01:20
She come up Thursday came right back to summit
01:23
point and at the end of the race or one point of
01:26
the race, I think it was beginning Saturday was
01:29
feeling Sunday beginning Sunday.
01:32
Bruce went out and spun on the first lap.
01:36
Second lap ish something around there hit the
01:39
little hot dogs spun hit the wall with the back
01:44
So the tail light was busted out.
01:48
So we know that I have an RX 7 sitting in my
01:51
yard dormant waiting to be rebuilt.
01:53
And one of the things that I negotiated in the
01:56
sale was an extra hood, some vendors, some tail
01:59
lights, so I had a lot of parts in around.
02:02
So they didn't have a tail light.
02:04
One of their tail lights was missing.
02:05
You know, like a little white bulb was sitting
02:08
there and I said, Hey, Bruce and Greg, you
02:11
know, if you guys need a tail light, I have
02:14
an extra one that I'd be willing to, you
02:15
know, barter trade cell give whatever, you
02:18
know, I'm not really looking for money or
02:21
And they're like, really?
02:22
You have an extra tail.
02:25
They're like, that would be great.
02:28
Like two hours later, they're like, Hey, Jeff,
02:30
you're going to bring that tail light around.
02:33
Like, no, no, it's at my house guys in Jersey.
02:38
I didn't bring it with me.
02:41
They thought I was talking about like a set of
02:43
like trailer lights.
02:45
Like I was offering them.
02:46
Hey, I have a tail.
02:47
I have a trailer light with me.
02:49
I could give you right now.
02:50
I was like, No, I have an RX seven tail light.
02:53
They're like, Oh, oh, even better.
02:57
That's what you meant.
03:00
That would be nice if we could have that later
03:06
I just don't carry a tail light in my pocket.
03:10
I don't feel like I spent enough time with
03:12
those guys this last race.
03:13
I don't know why that was something.
03:16
It doesn't matter, but it was just, I
03:17
feel like somehow that didn't happen.
03:19
Maybe it's because we were at again.
03:20
They were theming hard.
03:21
They were theming hard.
03:22
Maybe it's because, you know, also we was outdoors
03:25
and not in the same.
03:27
And you didn't go to the ballet that night.
03:28
So I didn't go to the ballet.
03:33
They did disappear to the ballet.
03:36
Chrissy was not happy about that.
03:38
She wanted to go to the ballet.
03:40
She's a big fan of ballet apparently.
03:41
So he loves ballet.
03:44
Especially in West Virginia.
03:48
Best kind of ballet.
03:50
Anyway, so here's another interesting wrap up though.
03:54
No, no, I got one more thing.
03:56
Um, so I don't know if you had a chance to listen
03:58
to the E1R podcast there.
04:01
I was the one who called them and said, Hey,
04:02
your podcast is two seconds long.
04:04
Rough weekend for all the dogs.
04:10
So your poor mutt on the way home had a bit of a
04:15
gastrointestinal issue.
04:17
Um, no, she had no issue whatsoever.
04:20
It worked perfectly fine.
04:24
It worked perfectly fine all over your truck.
04:26
It's what I think I heard.
04:28
Uh, no surprise given what people were feeding her.
04:32
I'm just gonna say.
04:33
Zoe was not going on the diet.
04:37
She was getting all the meat.
04:40
Uh, I don't really feed other people's dogs.
04:42
So I wasn't, but, um, your wife's sister.
04:47
Feed that dog a lot.
04:49
She's a, she plays the ant well.
04:52
We're going with that.
04:53
Uh, so, uh, Tim flew or drove, flew to Texas, picked
05:00
up his, his dog, uh, driving it back to wherever
05:04
the hell he is from in the California land.
05:07
Depends on the week.
05:08
He seems to move every week.
05:10
Um, and his dog hit like the barstow exit and
05:15
then exited everything out of his stomach through the,
05:18
through the face hole.
05:23
Um, I came home and my dog couldn't walk.
05:29
Like, uh, pulled some sort of muscle.
05:34
Some sort of, I don't know what he did.
05:36
He's on a lot of drugs right now.
05:38
He's really enjoying it now.
05:39
He's having a good time.
05:40
But yeah, he was like this, like this, like, I can't move
05:44
They're really stiff.
05:46
So I've been to the vet like three times.
05:51
Uh, and each time we go, we get more drugs and, uh,
05:54
it's not the smallest of dog either.
05:57
It's not compared to your dog.
05:59
I mean, you know, so Eric, are your dogs okay?
06:03
No, Lorelai's been great actually.
06:05
Uh, so all healthy.
06:07
So I'm, I don't know why, but I'm lucky.
06:11
It travels in threes.
06:12
So, you know, there you go.
06:15
Now you, that's the only last thing I wanted to say.
06:18
Well, I was going to say another, another lemon seasoned in
06:20
the books for you guys.
06:21
How's, how's the, uh, that's 2026 looking new car.
06:27
Well, we, like we said, Jeff and I had been discussing
06:30
the possibility of bringing the RX 7, RX 4.3 or 0.3 out.
06:38
Uh, it never made it that far.
06:39
It's basically the heart of that 300 Z that unfortunately
06:42
love Mettit's demise in New Jersey.
06:44
Um, and we'll see where that goes.
06:46
And then it was an RX 7 that Mettit's demise.
06:51
Also at New Jersey.
06:52
Also in New Jersey.
06:53
Popping that, popping that wanko.
06:56
It was putting more water out the exhaust pipe than exhaust.
07:00
Well, in a way, you know, the spies pay extra for that
07:05
It wasn't even hot enough to like boil it.
07:08
It was just literally dumping out of the tailpipe.
07:10
It needs, it needs, uh, refinement and details and all that stuff.
07:15
And it needs to move the seating position down.
07:19
It's a bunch of stuff that actually really needs real work.
07:23
So we'll see whether we can, what we can.
07:25
Well, and it needs a V8 put in it and running.
07:29
Oh, it doesn't even have that in there.
07:30
Uh, it got in, but it never got bolted in correctly.
07:34
So I, I got it, I got it.
07:39
And then I had to take it out.
07:41
So, you know, for those of you who do motor swaps, the motor
07:45
actually goes in many times before it goes in the last time.
07:51
So it had some, it had a couple of fitment trials, a little
07:56
bit of banging on the old firewall, a little bit of this,
07:59
a little bit of that.
08:02
So I mean, it's, it's, we have a lot of time.
08:06
That's kind of the good partners.
08:09
But we better plan it.
08:11
Can't wait till the time goes away though.
08:13
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:14
Well, uh, we'll figure something out.
08:18
You got to figure out what the friends giving festival will be.
08:25
So, oh yeah, I think I have a gig that weekend.
08:28
So I don't know if I can come up, but I will look into it.
08:31
Well, you know, the hanger is always open.
08:34
And when I appreciate it, I love to do it.
08:36
Oh, it's heated now?
08:42
We got large pieces of cow and things around it.
08:50
Well, no season to book guys.
08:52
I think, uh, this one went pretty well.
08:54
Maybe not the best we've ever had, but uh, not a bad season.
08:57
I only made it to three races.
08:59
So which means I miss Pittsburgh forever.
09:03
Got one more weekend.
09:04
Pittsburgh is rough.
09:05
It's like the academic calendar just does not work out very well.
09:08
So no, not for you.
09:12
Sometimes it doesn't.
09:13
I didn't do Thompson.
09:15
You had some sort of work thing, right?
09:17
Her family thing, whatever it was.
09:22
Well, we only have three on the calendar unless they add one next year.
09:25
So no, I'm hoping they're shopping.
09:31
Is there any track we're missing?
09:34
That would be Lemony?
09:36
Yeah, I don't know.
09:40
Pocono isn't really...
09:42
It's not a great track.
09:44
The problem with Pocono is the double infields.
09:47
Both infields are too narrow to actually race it, right?
09:51
You would end up being like everybody bunching up and then...
09:55
Where would you camp?
09:56
You'd have to camp outside, right?
09:57
Yeah, I don't even know what camping would be sucky to.
10:00
There's a lot of room.
10:01
I mean, they camped NASCAR style there.
10:03
There's a lot of room to camp.
10:05
Yeah, there's a lot of facilities.
10:07
The problem is the infield is skinny, but we've had worse.
10:11
We've had skinny tracks.
10:18
Have you ever done the endurance go-karting at Pocono?
10:22
They do it outside in the parking lot.
10:25
I don't want to be willing to do that.
10:27
No, not on that one.
10:30
So Pocono is a possibility.
10:33
We're not going to do Watkins.
10:35
Oh, no, the Glen will never do lemons, I think.
10:40
Monticello, we don't even need to talk about.
10:42
Yeah, unfortunately.
10:47
What about sledges?
10:57
What about like Dominion?
11:00
I've never been there.
11:03
I think Dominion would love to expand to that, right?
11:06
That would be awesome.
11:07
You know what I want?
11:16
That's why I don't understand.
11:17
I mean, if they'll host, because they hosted a grid life, right?
11:21
Yeah, they do grid life.
11:22
They do their hyperfest.
11:24
I think they're just full.
11:27
Yeah, they do a lucky dog.
11:32
It's got to be something we're missing.
11:34
Anybody got this few spare shackles?
11:36
We could build something.
11:38
Dominion is two miles long.
11:41
I, because I'm an instructor sort of, I have MS-1, I get an email from Dominion
11:47
like three times a month saying they need instructors.
11:51
Yeah, I get swamped on those things.
11:55
The track is at narrowest, 36 feet wide.
12:00
So for lemons, that's four wide.
12:04
Especially if the, the lemon terrarians are there with their caddy.
12:08
Well, that's three wide then.
12:10
That's three wide all by itself.
12:11
Or those, uh, quarter dobas and it's three wide.
12:15
Does Dover have a infield?
12:25
I can't imagine us using the banks though.
12:27
Those banks are banked.
12:31
I don't think, I don't think lemons is a big fan of, uh, rovals.
12:35
No, they're not in general.
12:37
No, but they do New Hampshire.
12:38
They love New Hampshire.
12:40
It's not really, you don't really get into the road.
12:45
You do the straights and then the straight and then they don't,
12:48
they don't do any of the bank and they do have an excellent road
12:52
course, even though it happens to be a NASCAR.
12:59
As elevation, your definition of a good rate of course in my
13:03
definition of good road.
13:05
Oh, compared to Pocono.
13:08
Oh, Pocono's trash.
13:10
It's 40 minutes from my house and I don't even want to go.
13:15
I think NJMP is their best chance.
13:21
Because it's weird that the population density of the Northeast
13:24
is probably second only if, if not better than West Coast,
13:28
because West Coast is spread out.
13:30
Just because you say California, that's, you know, 12 East
13:33
coast tracks of land.
13:34
12 East Coast States is one state.
13:41
There's got to be something between DC and CMP.
13:49
I hope that's the answer.
13:50
That would be an awesome place.
13:53
We could fit 120 cars on it.
13:57
And we would all go.
14:00
BIR has been on our list for ever.
14:05
Oh, well, gentlemen.
14:08
Theme hard, everybody.
14:12
So the car came out.
14:14
The car came out mechanically.
14:18
Well, we made it made the checker both times.
14:22
But that means we can focus on the theme.
14:24
So now we got to figure out.
14:25
We got to figure it out.
14:26
Fix the engine, fifth gear, and a couple of a couple of
14:30
details in the way it's squirrely under braking.
14:32
Those are the really only issues.
14:35
And I want a better tack somewhere where the better mean
14:39
tack and attack light, please.
14:41
Just because Mike, the steering wheel was always in
14:44
the way and I had to, you know, you didn't, you had
14:47
Well, if you got a bigger steering wheel to see the
14:52
No, we need a, we need an attack shift light on it.
14:56
Like a mounted automator right there with a shift light.
14:59
Well, I don't really care about the shift light.
15:00
I'm pretty good about that.
15:01
I just want to be able to see the tack without having
15:03
to look at the steering wheel.
15:05
I was shifting too early because I was not revving.
15:09
While while I don't disagree with you, Jeff, you
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gained nothing at this time and revving it above
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Well, that's what I was doing.
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It felt like it got flat and I was shifting and then
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I was like, Oh, I am way low in the band here.
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I should have held for a little longer.
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We had, we had to V tech.
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No, instead of V tech.
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Yo, so that's right.
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