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S11 Ep4: Theo Paphitis: I Got Arrested Doing Donuts In A Ferrari!

S11 Ep4: Theo Paphitis: I Got Arrested Doing Donuts In A Ferrari!

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About this episode

Theo Paphitis mixes business lessons with car stories, from the importance of cash flow and the public boost he got from Dragon’s Den to the scrappy early days of driving and buying his first Mini for 50 quid. He talks through company-car perks, his Jaguar collection, and the appeal of EV charging at home. The chat also veers into European road trips, ending with a Ferrari stunt in Budapest that got him arrested.

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Concept

front-wheel-drive

"It's a front-wheel-drive car, kind of normal it was, and he made an absolute god himself."

Front-wheel-drive means the front wheels do the work of both steering and moving the car. It’s a common layout, and it can make the car handle a bit differently than cars where the rear wheels drive.

Company

Adrien Flux

"Fueling Around is powered by Adrien Flux as the UK's largest specialist insurance broker. Adrien Flux will tailor a quote to your exact needs, helping save you money on your car, your bike, or even your home insurance."

Adrien Flux is an insurance company/broker. They’re mentioned because they sponsor the podcast and offer customized insurance quotes.

Term

fiberglass front

"“There's a mini. … It's fiberglass front. Sweet. Because obviously the front had been damaged at some stage…”"

A fiberglass front means the car’s front panel was replaced with fiberglass. The host used it as a cheap fix after damage, but it didn’t last long.

Term

MOT

"“And so I drove it to the end of the MOT. [808.5s] So you got good value out of it?”"

MOT is the UK’s mandatory car inspection. If it’s “running out,” the car can’t legally be driven until it passes the test again.

Term

clutch

"“...try and do that as we're going uphill because the clutch didn't really have anything left in it.”"

The clutch is the pedal/part you use to connect and disconnect the engine from the gearbox in a manual car. They’re saying the clutch was worn out, so it wasn’t working properly anymore.

Car

Alfa Romeo

"“Hey, this is an Alfa Romeo. Alfa, what? Second car? … And then when this blue and brown one had its own idosyncrasies about starting, not starting. And the rust was…”"

They’re talking about Alfa Romeo, the Italian car brand they owned multiple times. The stories focus on the car’s quirks—especially rust and problems with starting—so it wasn’t just a normal “buy and forget” car.

Car

Alfa Romeo Sud

"“Because there's got to be a lineage or a lineage. … Hey, this is an Alfa Romeo. Alfa, what? Second car? [839.9s] Sud. So you bought with emotion this time?”"

They say their second car was an Alfa Romeo Sud. They describe it as having rust (the “brown”) and also some annoying starting problems, which is why they later moved on to newer cars.

Car

Vauxhall Chevette

"[946.2s] Vauxhall Chevette. Oh, I shove it. Love it. In Russ Brown. 1.3L. Why? Well, I was going to say now [956.2s] but the reason I say why is because that feels like it comes in the wrong part of the story ... [973.5s] The other three cars were mine. Okay. The Chevette [979.1s] four door, not the four door, right? Practical."

The Vauxhall Chevette was a fairly ordinary, affordable British car. Here it’s mentioned as the kind of car someone might have when they’re working and trying to keep costs down.

Car

Austin Marina

"[973.5s] The other three cars were mine. Okay. The Chevette [979.1s] four door, not the four door, right? Practical. Yeah. Four door Chevette. The other one was [986.2s] I changed job and I got a company car. Okay. And my level was Chevette. Next was a Marina. [996.0s] Yeah. Then if you from the Marina, you went to the Cortina."

The Austin Marina was a common, practical British car from that era. Here it’s mentioned as the “next” car in the speaker’s timeline.

Car

Ford Cortina

"[986.2s] I changed job and I got a company car. Okay. And my level was Chevette. Next was a Marina. [996.0s] Yeah. Then if you from the Marina, you went to the Cortina. [1009.0s] What was the wedge shaped one? Oh, the Princess."

The Ford Cortina was a popular British family car. The hosts are using it to map out the speaker’s car history over time.

Company

LNG

"[1016.1s] Cortina or Princess. So I was got the lowly grade. What job did you do? So I went to work for LNG [1023.5s] and going around insurance brokers working for LNG."

“LNG” is the name of the employer mentioned in the story. The speaker says working there came with perks like a company car.

Term

company car

"[1016.1s] Cortina or Princess. So I was got the lowly grade. What job did you do? So I went to work for LNG [1023.5s] and going around insurance brokers working for LNG. So you got that and I got an expensive [1028.5s] account. But more importantly, the reason I went to work there is I'll come back to the company [1035.2s] car in a minute. But the company car meant I didn't have HP to pay on a car..."

A company car is a car your employer gives you to use. The speaker is saying it made car costs easier because they didn’t have to finance a car themselves.

Term

HP

"[1035.2s] car in a minute. But the company car meant I didn't have HP to pay on a car, which was like [1040.1s] expensive because I always bought cars I couldn't afford."

“HP” here means hire purchase—basically buying a car by paying it off in installments. The speaker says the company car meant they didn’t have to do that.

Term

subsidized mortgage

"[1050.3s] and working for LNG gave you a subsidized mortgage in those days before the tax man [1056.2s] decided to knock all that out of the window. So if mortgage rates were like 10, 11% in those days [1060.9s] and my mortgage was like 2%. Right."

A subsidized mortgage is a home loan with help that makes the cost lower than normal. The speaker is saying their rate was much lower, so they could afford a bigger house.

Concept

garage princess

"what's a garage princess? The princess. What doesn't come out? I've got quite a few cars,"

A “garage princess” is a car that mostly sits in the garage and doesn’t get driven much. It’s kept in good condition, often for show or collecting.

Term

electric Jag

"But would you add an electric Jag or any electric to your fleet? Yes."

An “electric Jag” means an electric Jaguar car. The host is basically asking if they’d add an EV version of Jaguar to their collection.

Concept

EV charger

"the van came round with a clipboard to talk to me about installing my EV charger and explain to me the differences."

An EV charger is what you install to charge an electric car at home. It can vary in speed and setup, which is why it can feel confusing.

Term

kilowatts

"and then different and then the kilowatts. So I might be one of those 22 kilowatts... So 22 kilowatt does what compared to a seven?"

Kilowatts (kW) tell you how much power the charger can send to the car. More kW usually means faster charging, as long as the car can handle it.

Term

three-phase

"They said the 22 is a three-phase. Most people have a seven at home."

Three-phase is a way of supplying electricity using three streams of power. For EVs, it can let the charger deliver more power, so charging can be faster.

Term

EV charging

"because not all cars can take a faster charge. So I could put a 22 in for you, but I'm not sure what you're going to use it for."

EV charging speed isn’t only about the wall box—it also depends on what the car can accept. Some cars can’t take the highest power, so they won’t charge as fast even with a stronger charger.

Car

Volkswagen Golf R

"But I said, what takes you to Waitrose? And he said a Golf R. And I thought, it's really interesting what people buy. Great car."

The Volkswagen Golf R is a sporty version of the regular Golf. It’s meant to be quick and grippy for daily driving, not just weekend fun.

Car

Land Rover Defender

"Now, there is, and you're on a mini jumping around, running around. The Defender is a workhorse. And it does all sorts of rubbish."

The Land Rover Defender is a tough SUV designed for rough use. In this story, it’s treated like a practical vehicle for hauling and getting things done.

Car

Jaguar XK150

"Obviously, you've become something of a Jagman. No, not a Jagman at all. Well, you've got Jag, you've got Jagman. You know, that is that that is all by accident. So XK150, play misty for me..."

The Jaguar XK150 is a classic Jaguar from the XK lineup. It’s famous for being a stylish, fun-to-drive old-school sports car.

Car

Jaguar E-Type

"And then I got offered a E-Type by a friend of mine... In 1974, it was, he said, the only problem is, it says, it's sort of lavender. Oh, unusual. I said, lavender. He said, lavender. He said, he's got a hardtop."

The Jaguar E-Type is a legendary classic sports car. People love it for its design and driving feel, and the conversation here is about a specific one owned for a long time.

Concept

Barn find

"fuel that's still been in it since. Oh, gosh, I love finds like that. Barn finds like that. [1598.5s] It wasn't a barn find price."

A barn find is a car that’s been sitting unused for a long time, usually in storage, and then gets discovered. People often restore it after finding it.

Topic

Monaco Historic Grand Prix

"Drove that to Monaco. Monaco had a, went on a driving, driving trip and we drove it to [1689.3s] me and Miss P to Monaco Historic Grand Prix, which was cracking event. I mean,"

The Monaco Historic Grand Prix is a classic-racing event in Monaco. The host is saying they drove their car there for the trip.

Concept

British touring cars

"[1856.6s] British touring cars, drivers elbows elbows out in a front wheel drive car. Right. And he's spending [1865.8s] his weekends at the back of the grid."

“British touring cars” is a UK racing series where cars that are based on normal road cars race each other on tracks. The racing is usually very close and competitive.

Car

Toyota Corolla

"And with this season, we've just launched our new car. We've got two cars now, Toyota's, Corolla's, front-wheel drive, so clearly Mark's nowhere near them. And we're really looking forward to the season. And JP's got a team as well."

The Toyota Corolla is a small car made for everyday driving. It’s front-wheel drive, which means the engine sends power to the front wheels to help with traction and simple handling. People often talk about it because it’s meant to be dependable and practical.

Term

0-60

"Before we do, we need you to take part in our quick fire round, if that's okay. It's called 0-60, cleverly, because you're going to have almost exactly 60 seconds on the clock to answer"

“0-60” is how fast a car can go from standing still to 60 mph. Lower time usually means the car feels quicker off the line.

Concept

hot hatch

"Which car did you first fall in love with? Half a sud. Who's your favorite spice girl? Don't be ridiculous. Hot hatch or supercar? Hot hatch. I did have a Golf GTIY with little rabbits in the back."

A hot hatch is a regular hatchback, but tuned to be faster and more fun to drive. It’s the “sporty everyday” kind of car.

Concept

donuts

"...you taught me how to do my first wheelies, spins, donuts. I did them in Hero Square..."

“Donuts” means spinning the car in a circle so the tires slide and the car rotates around. It’s usually something you do in a safe, controlled place, not on public streets.

Concept

wheelies

"...you taught me how to do my first wheelies, spins, donuts. I did them in Hero Square..."

A “wheelie” is when the front of the car lifts up so it’s basically riding on the rear wheels. It usually happens when you accelerate very hard, and it can be dangerous if you do it in the wrong place.

Concept

spins

"...wheelies, spins, donuts. I did them in Hero Square..."

Here, “spins” means making the car rotate on purpose, usually by getting the tires to lose grip. It’s the kind of stunt you’d only do where it’s safe and legal.

Company

Adrian Flux

"...powered by Adrian Flux as the UK's largest specialist insurance broker, Adrian Flux, would tailor quite your exact needs..."

Adrian Flux is an insurance company/broker in the UK. They sponsor the show and advertise that they can help with insurance for vehicles and homes.

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