Special Guest, Nick The Audi Fan — The Carmudgeon Show w Jason Cammisa & Derek Tam-Scott — Ep 183
About this episode
Nick from 034 Motorsport joins Jason and Derek for a lively discussion about Audi modifications, the quirks of vintage cars, and the challenges of California's DMV regulations. They dive into the history of the Audi 90, share personal stories about their own vehicles, and explore the intricacies of performance upgrades. The episode is filled with humor, technical insights, and anecdotes about car culture, making it a rich listen for anyone interested in the automotive world.
034 Motorsport
"We have a special guest today. Yes. Who is from zero three four motor sports? Oh, I thought it was going to say earth. He's a human."
034 Motorsport is a company that helps make Audi and Volkswagen cars faster and better. They do this by adding special parts and tuning the engines.
034 Motorsport is a company that specializes in performance modifications for Audi and Volkswagen vehicles. They are known for enhancing the performance and tuning of these cars, making them more powerful and enjoyable to drive.
C63 AMG
"...you don't put a force on her. Fucking C63 AMG. You don't put rear wheel steering on a car and then forget to tune it."
The C63 AMG is a fast and powerful car made by Mercedes-Benz. It has a strong engine and is designed for people who love to drive quickly.
The Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG is a high-performance version of the C-Class sedan, developed by Mercedes' performance division, AMG. It is known for its powerful V8 engine and sporty handling, making it a popular choice among enthusiasts.
Audi 90
"We are frankly very disappointed in the Audi 90. I don't know if it's online... This car, the 90 never came turbocharged for the US market."
The Audi 90 is a car made by Audi that was sold in the 1980s and early 1990s. It is recognized for its all-wheel-drive technology, which helps with traction and control on the road.
The Audi 90 is a compact executive car that was produced by Audi from 1984 to 1991. It is known for its Quattro all-wheel-drive system and was popular in various markets, although it never featured a turbocharged variant in the US.
Cadillac STS
"...any market technically under the 90 badge. It was STS. The S2 and RS2. Coop, not a sedan. There was a s..."
Audi Quattro
"... the incredibly rare US market, Audi 90, 20 valve Quattro. Full name. That is the car that my dad had. So w..."
Toyota Land Cruiser
"...we moved to Germany in possession of a Lancraser, which arrived dead with a dead battery in the middle of the street..."
The Toyota Land Cruiser is a tough SUV that can handle rough roads and off-road adventures. It's known for being very reliable and has been around for many years.
The Toyota Land Cruiser is a rugged and reliable SUV known for its off-road capabilities and durability. It has a long history and is popular in markets around the world, especially in regions with challenging terrain.
voltage
"...the voltage dropped and squealing in soon..."
Voltage is like the pressure of electricity in a car. If the voltage drops, it means there's not enough power for things like the radio or lights to work properly.
Voltage is a measure of electrical potential difference in a circuit. In automotive terms, it refers to the electrical power available to run the car's systems. A drop in voltage can indicate issues with the battery or alternator.
alternator
"...it's because the alternator is no longer tangled already. The radio turned off..."
The alternator is a part of the car that makes electricity while the engine is running. It helps keep the battery charged and powers things like the radio and lights. If it stops working, the car can have electrical problems.
An alternator is a component in a car that generates electricity to power the vehicle's electrical systems and recharge the battery while the engine is running. If it fails, the battery can drain, leading to electrical issues.
Land Rover Range Rover
"...was just something it was doing. There was a 1992 Range Rover classic. Oh, no, that's nothing is controlled on ..."
PWM
"...it's like pulse width modulated. Yeah, it's an early, it thinks it's a PWM exactly..."
PWM is a way to control how much power goes to something like heated seats by turning the power on and off really quickly. This helps keep the seats at the right temperature without overheating them.
PWM stands for Pulse Width Modulation, a technique used to control the amount of power delivered to electrical devices. In automotive applications, it's often used to manage things like heated seats or motor speeds by varying the width of the electrical pulses sent to the device.
Audi 200
"...his 8.7 trillion horsepower, Audi 200 sedan, 20 valve turbo Quattro..."
The Audi 200 is a car that was made by Audi, known for being a luxury vehicle with good performance. It had features like a turbo engine and all-wheel drive, which helped it handle well in different conditions.
The Audi 200 is a mid-size luxury car produced by Audi in the 1980s and early 1990s. It was known for its performance and advanced technology for its time, including options like the turbocharged engine and Quattro all-wheel drive system.
Ford Probe
"... was. Oh, fast. And then he also gave me the Ford probe that I did reverse donut and broke the axle. And ..."
Ford Mustang
"...e what a hero. Yeah, we're not so here during the Mustang episode. Yeah, during the Mustang. And then it wa..."
turbocharger
"And then when it has a turbocharger on it, it's called. How did he just had three B with the turbocharger..."
A turbocharger is a part that helps an engine get more air, which makes it more powerful. It’s like giving the engine a boost.
A turbocharger is a device that forces more air into the engine's combustion chamber, allowing it to burn more fuel and produce more power. It helps improve engine efficiency and performance.
horsepower
"...it makes 170 horsepower now. And so does that. So I would have thought crank to crank. There's a wheel."
Horsepower tells you how powerful an engine is. The more horsepower a car has, the faster it can go and the better it can accelerate.
Horsepower is a unit of measurement for power, commonly used to describe the power output of engines. In this context, it indicates how much power the car's engine produces, which affects its performance and speed.
plastic dip
"...why don't you have black badges in the back? Is it plastic dipped? And you're like, yeah, and I'm like, oh, that's funny because 15 years ago, I did a collectible classic for automobile magazine on a 90, 20 valve quadro, um, in this color..."
Plastic dip is a spray-on coating that can change the color of parts of your car, like badges. It's easy to remove, so you can change the look without damaging the original parts.
Plastic dip is a type of rubber coating that can be applied to various surfaces, including car badges, to change their color or finish. It's removable and allows for customization without permanent alterations to the vehicle.
turbocharged
"it's going to be turbocharged at some point."
Turbocharging means using a special device to make the engine get more air, which helps it produce more power. It's a way to make smaller engines perform better.
Turbocharging is a method of forced induction that uses a turbine to compress air entering the engine, allowing for more power and efficiency from a smaller engine displacement. This technology is commonly used in performance and fuel-efficient vehicles.
anemic
"It's a bit anemic in its current state."
When someone says an engine is 'anemic', they mean it doesn't have enough power to perform well. It's like saying the engine is weak.
In automotive terms, describing an engine as 'anemic' means that it lacks power or performance, often due to insufficient horsepower or torque for the vehicle's weight or intended use.
fuel pump
"...because the fuel pump died. But got me home, got me there."
A fuel pump is a part of a car that moves fuel from the tank to the engine. If it stops working, the car can't run anymore.
The fuel pump is a critical component in a vehicle's fuel system that delivers gasoline from the fuel tank to the engine. If the fuel pump fails, the engine won't receive the necessary fuel to operate, leading to a breakdown.
throttle potentiometer
"...I learned many things about throttle potentiometers and outboard fuel pumps and things of that nature."
A throttle potentiometer helps the car's computer know how much gas you're giving it by measuring the position of the throttle. This helps the engine run smoothly and efficiently.
A throttle potentiometer is a sensor that measures the position of the throttle valve in an engine. It sends this information to the engine control unit (ECU) to help manage fuel injection and engine performance.
idle control valve
"There's an idle control valve that goes underneath. It's all separate."
The idle control valve is a small part that helps keep the engine running smoothly when you're not pressing the gas pedal. It makes sure the engine doesn't stall by controlling how much air gets in.
An idle control valve regulates the engine's idle speed by controlling the amount of air entering the engine when the throttle is closed. This helps maintain a stable idle and prevents stalling.
Hitachi
"And there's two different, there's a hotachi, and then there's a Bosch. And various ones were good or bad."
Hitachi is a big company that makes different kinds of products, including parts for cars. They focus on technology and are known for their quality.
Hitachi is a multinational company that produces a wide range of products, including automotive components. They are known for their technology and innovation in various industries, including automotive.
Bosch
"And there's two different, there's a hotachi, and then there's a Bosch. And various ones were good or bad."
Bosch is a company that makes parts for cars, like brakes and fuel systems. Many car manufacturers use their products because they are reliable and well-made.
Bosch is a well-known global engineering and technology company that produces automotive components, including fuel systems, brakes, and electrical systems. Their products are widely used in various car brands.
hydraulic brakes
"...it has a hydro bomb, like it's hydraulic brakes. Correct."
Hydraulic brakes are a type of braking system that uses fluid to help stop the car. When you press the brake pedal, it pushes fluid through pipes to the brakes, making them work better.
Hydraulic brakes use fluid to transfer force from the brake pedal to the brake pads, allowing for more effective stopping power. They are commonly found in modern vehicles due to their efficiency and reliability.
Audi RS6 Avant
"So no, I sold my first 90 and to fund an RS6 Avant that I also bought."
The Audi RS6 Avant is a fast and powerful car that also has a lot of space like a station wagon. It's designed for both performance and everyday use.
The Audi RS6 Avant is a high-performance version of the Audi A6, known for its powerful engine, sporty handling, and practicality as a wagon. It's part of Audi's RS line, which stands for 'RennSport' or 'Racing Sport'.
Volkswagen Egolf
"You gave me a rear sway bar for my e-golf fast influences. Making my e-golf the most sideways e-golf ever."
The e-Golf is an electric car made by Volkswagen that looks like the regular Golf but runs on electricity instead of gasoline. It's designed to be efficient and environmentally friendly.
The Volkswagen e-Golf is an electric version of the popular Golf hatchback, known for its practicality and efficiency. It combines the familiar Golf design with an electric powertrain, making it a great option for eco-conscious drivers.
0-60 time
"You want to tell us what 0-3-4 means? 0-3-4. 0-3-4. Derek, how could you? You go O to 60."
0-60 time tells you how fast a car can go from stopped to 60 miles per hour. It's a way to see how quickly a car can speed up.
The 0-60 time is a measurement of how quickly a car can accelerate from a complete stop to 60 miles per hour. It's a common performance metric used to evaluate a vehicle's acceleration capabilities.
standalone ECUs
"...we started as a company making standalone ECUs for these cars back in 2005. Yeah, this is our 20th anniversary this year."
Standalone ECUs are special devices that control how an engine works. They let you change settings to improve performance, especially for engines that don't have a typical number of cylinders.
Standalone ECUs (Engine Control Units) are independent electronic devices that manage engine functions, allowing for customization and tuning beyond factory settings. They are particularly useful in performance applications where specific engine configurations, such as odd cylinder counts, are involved.
odd number of cylinders
"...that could do an odd number of cylinders, basically. There was no standalone that could do odd cylinder counts at the time."
An odd number of cylinders means the engine has 3, 5, or 7 cylinders instead of the usual 4, 6, or 8. This can make it harder to control the engine's performance.
An odd number of cylinders in an engine refers to configurations such as 3, 5, or 7 cylinders, which are less common than even configurations like 4, 6, or 8 cylinders. This can present unique challenges for engine management and tuning.
Audi 80
"So we started as a company making these faster. So 034 motor sport off of an Audi 80 at the time."
The Audi 80 is a car made by Audi that was popular for many years. It's known for being well-built and performing well on the road.
The Audi 80 is a compact executive car produced by Audi from 1966 to 1996. It was known for its solid build quality and performance, and it played a significant role in establishing Audi's reputation in the automotive market.
sensor
"But we're also like, you can't find the sensor anymore to save your life."
A sensor in a car is a device that helps the car's computer understand what's happening, like how fast it's going or if the engine is too hot. It sends this information so the car can work properly.
In automotive terms, a sensor is a device that detects and measures physical properties, such as temperature, pressure, or speed, and sends this information to the vehicle's computer system for processing. Sensors play a crucial role in modern vehicles for performance and safety.
rear ball joints
"Or these rear ball joints that no longer exist in the state of the world. Shokhan used to be the last one you could find them from."
Rear ball joints are parts of a car's suspension that help the wheels move up and down smoothly. They connect different parts of the suspension system and allow the wheels to turn while keeping the car stable.
Rear ball joints are critical components in a vehicle's suspension system, allowing for smooth movement and articulation of the wheels. They connect the control arms to the steering knuckles, enabling the wheels to pivot while maintaining stability.
hella flush
"A few shifter deletes, hella flush stance kits. It's vinyl that just goes over your fenders..."
'Hella flush' means that the wheels of a car are pushed out really far so they sit right at the edge of the fenders. It makes the car look lower and sportier, which many car enthusiasts like.
'Hella flush' is a term used in car culture to describe a stance where the wheels are pushed out to the edge of the fenders, creating a very low and aggressive look. This style often involves modifications to the suspension and wheel fitment.
shifter delete
"A few shifter deletes, hella flush stance kits. It's vinyl that just goes over your fenders..."
A shifter delete is when you take out the gear shifter from a car's interior. People do this to make the inside look nicer or more unique, especially in custom cars.
A shifter delete is a modification that removes the gear shifter from a vehicle, often for aesthetic purposes or to create a cleaner look in the interior. It's commonly used in custom builds or show cars.
turboing
"But most of 034's business is new cars and turboing every day."
Turboing means putting a special device called a turbocharger on a car's engine to make it go faster.
Turboing refers to the process of adding a turbocharger to an engine to increase its power output by forcing more air into the combustion chamber.
Chevrolet Suburban
"...oving shots of the probe, it's being towed by the suburban wind expedition. We had some rental truck that we..."
Ford Expedition
"... the probe, it's being towed by the suburban wind expedition. We had some rental truck that we just towed it."
Renault Wind
"...ts of the probe, it's being towed by the suburban wind expedition. We had some rental truck that we just..."
Alfa Romeo 164
"...hes in this thing is exactly the same as the Alfa 164 and Lancia Tama. Exactly."
Volkswagen Bus
"... that biker kit. Bicyclist who was who raised the Volkswagen bus was awesome. He was amazing."
Porsche 911
"that's not the price. Porsche we need always 9.11 is always the answer. You take over Monterey car."
Porsche Cayenne
"...e never, I've only owned non-porsche of horses, a cayenne and a 944. I refused to own a real Porsche."
Porsche 944
"...only owned non-porsche of horses, a cayenne and a 944. I refused to own a real Porsche."
Porsche 928
"...eal Porsches. I've had a cayenne and a 944, and a 928, and a 968. And?"
Porsche 718 Cayman GT4
"And I'm not done fiddling. So I did drive a GT4, a 981 GT4 a couple of months ago, and that start..."
Volkswagen Gtis
"Right? They are big GTIs. The RS3 that I drove recently, I did two or thre..."
Ford Explorer
"You do it with cars generally, right? Well, an explorer and excursion. An anal excursion."
Ford Excursion
"...with cars generally, right? Well, an explorer and excursion. An anal excursion."
Citroen Ds
"...hat wasn't sold here like a launch of Fulvia or a Citroen DS after they left the US market. Because the US and..."
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