"The beast of Conroe" |S:03E.70
About this episode
Jerry Wayne Longmare shares a mix of personal anecdotes, humor, and reflections on life while discussing everything from his struggles with hydroplaning in a rainstorm to his experiences as a maintenance man at a condo property by Lake Conroe. He recounts a humorous tale about a supposed alligator sighting that turns out to be a small alligator being fed by a local resident. The episode also touches on the importance of patience and finesse in problem-solving, illustrated through his interactions with residents and the challenges of maintaining the property.
JW takes us back to 2011 when he was called upon to deal with a beast of truly mythic proportions.
gully washer
"We just asked that you show up with an open heart. Churches Sunday morning. Sunday morning. We had a little bit of a gully washer come through Houston."
A gully washer is a term for a very heavy rainstorm that can cause a lot of water to run off quickly, sometimes leading to flooding. It's a way to describe a storm that brings a lot of rain in a short time.
A gully washer is a colloquial term used to describe a heavy rainstorm that causes rapid runoff and can lead to flooding. It is often characterized by intense rainfall over a short period.
hydroplaning
"That little booger is the hydroplaning in this summer 50 I ever drove in my life. I don't know how many times I got it loose on Hardy toll road last night trying to get back here."
Hydroplaning happens when a car's tires can't grip the road because of water, making the car slide. This can be very risky, especially in heavy rain.
Hydroplaning occurs when a vehicle's tires lose contact with the road surface due to water, causing the car to slide uncontrollably. This can be particularly dangerous during heavy rain or on wet roads.
electronic brake control module
"...hey man I need the electronic brake control module so thing that clips on the back to the ABS module I need that..."
The electronic brake control module helps your car's brakes work correctly. It makes sure that when you press the brake pedal, the right amount of pressure is applied to stop the car safely.
The electronic brake control module is a critical component in modern vehicles that manages the braking system, including anti-lock braking systems (ABS). It ensures that the brakes function properly by controlling the hydraulic pressure applied to the brakes based on input from various sensors.
ABS module
"...the back to the ABS module I need that module and no it's gone ABS module is gone off this car..."
The ABS module is a part of your car's braking system that helps prevent the wheels from locking up when you brake hard. This allows you to steer while braking, making it safer to stop quickly.
The ABS module is part of the anti-lock braking system, which prevents the wheels from locking up during braking. This helps maintain steering control and reduces stopping distances on slippery surfaces.
body control module
"...that module and the ABS module and the body control module because apparently that one's real hard to find..."
The body control module is like the brain for many electrical parts of your car. If it stops working, things like your lights or air conditioning might not work properly.
The body control module (BCM) is an electronic control unit that manages various electrical functions in a vehicle, including lighting, climate control, and security systems. If it fails, it can lead to numerous electrical issues throughout the car.
Cadillac Srxs
"...he said I have three of these SRX's and all it was he's a body shop..."
The Cadillac SRX is a luxury SUV that offers a comfortable ride and nice features. It's a good option if you're looking for something upscale and spacious.
The Cadillac SRX is a mid-size luxury crossover SUV that was produced by Cadillac from 2004 to 2016. It is known for its comfortable ride and upscale interior, making it a popular choice in the luxury SUV market.
EBCM
"...one of those cars had dad gum EBCM on it and ABS..."
The EBCM is a part of the car's braking system that helps control how the brakes work, especially during slippery conditions. It helps prevent the wheels from locking up when you brake hard.
The EBCM, or Electronic Brake Control Module, is a component that manages the anti-lock braking system (ABS) and electronic stability control (ESC) in vehicles. It ensures optimal braking performance and safety.
flashing a module
"...I may not even need to flash it it may just may just be a bolt I may be able to just click this module on and fix these ABS lights..."
Flashing a module means updating the software in a car's computer system. This can help fix problems or make the car run better.
Flashing a module refers to the process of updating or reprogramming the software in a vehicle's electronic control unit (ECU) or other modules. This can fix issues, improve performance, or add new features.
Cadillac Brougham
"...he's got this uh it looks like it's about a 88 broham and uh it's got a different color paint from everything he's bounced it off of..."
The Cadillac Brougham is a big, fancy car that was made a long time ago. The 1988 version is known for being comfortable and stylish, often seen as a status symbol.
The Cadillac Brougham is a full-size luxury sedan produced by Cadillac, known for its spacious interior and classic styling. The 1988 model features a distinctive design and was popular among luxury car buyers during its time.
Renault Wind
"...kind of I had my truck parked over there I had to wind it down I could hear all kind of hollering going..."
The Renault Wind is a small car that you can take the roof off, kind of like a convertible. It’s designed for fun driving, especially on nice days when you want to feel the wind in your hair. People might talk about it because it’s a unique little car that stands out.
The Renault Wind is a compact two-seater convertible sports car that was produced by the French automaker Renault from 2010 to 2012. It is known for its unique folding roof design and sporty handling, making it a fun choice for those who enjoy open-top driving. The Wind might be discussed for its distinctive styling and the experience it offers to drivers looking for a small, agile vehicle.
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