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The best substitute for a Car Guru in your life is the Car Guru Guidebook...and it's free

The best substitute for a Car Guru in your life is the Car Guru Guidebook...and it's free

My Car Guru Podcast Jan 12, 2026 23 min
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About this episode

Exploring the My Car Guru guidebook, this episode dives into the intricacies of buying and maintaining vehicles. The host, a seasoned car dealer, shares personal anecdotes about his experiences with different car brands and offers practical advice on navigating the car market. Key discussions include the importance of understanding diagnostic fees, the pitfalls of unethical sales tactics, and how to assess your vehicle needs based on lifestyle. Listeners can also request a free copy of the guidebook to follow along with the episode's insights.

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Nissan

"They are a Nissan store and a Ford store."

Nissan is a car company from Japan that makes many types of vehicles, including electric cars.

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Lincoln

"We used to have Ford, Lincoln and Mercury Ford terminated Mercury."

Lincoln is a luxury car brand that is part of Ford, making high-end vehicles with lots of features.

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Mercury

"We used to have Ford, Lincoln and Mercury Ford terminated Mercury."

Mercury was a car brand owned by Ford that made cars for the average buyer, but it is no longer in business.

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Mazda Miata
Yaktatel (Public domain)
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Mazda Miata

"...earch. I was really wanting to buy another Mazda Miata, though, like I need one, but I just love that c..."
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Porsche Carrera T
Alexander Migl (CC BY-SA 4.0)
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Porsche Carrera T

"I've got a 2024 Porsche 911 Carrera T and I've had it for gosh, two and a half years now and it's got 6,000 miles on it."

The Porsche 911 Carrera T is a special version of the 911 that is lighter and more focused on driving fun. It has some features removed to make it more sporty.

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summer tires

"I can't drive it when the temperatures are under 40 because it's got summer tires on it. Apparently they harden up and make it kind of difficult to hold the road."

Summer tires are special tires made for warm weather. They work well when it's hot but can become hard and slippery when it's cold, so they're not safe to use in winter.

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bullet proof

"But those Miatas, you can drive them whenever you want to and they are bullet proof."

'Bullet proof' means that something is very strong and reliable. When someone says a car is bullet proof, they mean it won't break down easily and can handle a lot of driving.

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Porsche Cayenne
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Porsche Cayenne

"I was driving back from lunch on yesterday and I saw a Porsche Cayenne parked in our trade line."

The Porsche Cayenne is a fancy SUV that offers a lot of power and luxury. It's designed for people who want a sporty feel in a larger vehicle.

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diagnostic fee

"They want to charge you a one hour, which is one hour of labor diagnostic fee. Well, I mean, if your car is going down the road and it's vibrating."

A diagnostic fee is what you pay a mechanic to figure out what's wrong with your car. It's like paying for a doctor's visit to find out what's making you feel unwell.

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tire balancing

"The problem is more than likely you need to have your tires balanced. You've probably thrown a weight."

Tire balancing is when a mechanic makes sure that your tires are evenly weighted so they don't shake or vibrate when you drive. It's important for a smooth ride.

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labor rates

"If their labor rates $200 an hour, they're going to charge you $200 and then charge you $90 to $100 to balance."

Labor rates are how much a mechanic charges you for their work, usually measured by the hour. Different places can charge different amounts.

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balance tires

"...charge you $200 and then charge you $90 to $100 to balance your tires and you are not going to accept that."

Balancing tires means making sure they spin evenly when your car is moving. This helps your car drive smoothly and keeps the tires from wearing out too quickly.

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check engine light

"Now, if you've got a check engine light, that's different."

The check engine light is a warning light on your dashboard that tells you something might be wrong with your car's engine. It's important to get it checked out if it comes on.

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four square

"He was bragging about the fact that they use four square. He showed it on the, on his video. And they was talking about what a joy it is when the customer buys on the first pencil."

Four square is a way car dealers show customers different payment options when buying a car. It can sometimes make it hard to see the full price of the car because it focuses on how much you pay each month instead.

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first pencil

"He was bragging about the fact that they use four square. He showed it on the, on his video. And they was talking about what a joy it is when the customer buys on the first pencil."

First pencil is the first offer a car dealer makes to a customer when trying to sell a car. It's important because it's the starting point for the negotiation.

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pencil a deal

"Well, it's just a car business slang term. When you pencil a deal, you are actually writing up a transaction for a customer for their approval or their disapproval."

Penciling a deal means writing down the details of a car sale for a customer to look at and agree to. It's a way for dealers to show what the customer would pay for the car.

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high miles

"There's a whole lot of extra steps that you need to take when you're buying an older vehicle with high miles."

High miles means the car has been driven a lot, which can lead to more problems or repairs needed. It's important to check how well the car has been maintained.

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timing belt

"And just little things like you need to make sure if the thing has a replaceable timing belt, was the timing belt replaced?"

The timing belt is a rubber belt that helps keep the engine parts moving in sync. If it breaks, it can cause serious damage to the engine, which is why it's important to replace it regularly.

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Nissan Armada
Bull-Doser (Public domain)
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Nissan Armada

"...I got in my wife's Armada yesterday. And I have kids in jump seats behind me..."

The Nissan Armada is a big SUV that can fit a lot of people and stuff. It's great for families who need extra room.

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towing capacity

"But if you're thinking about it, then you need to buy a vehicle that has the towing capacity"

Towing capacity is how much weight a vehicle can pull behind it, like a trailer or camper. Knowing this helps you choose the right vehicle for your needs.

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half-ton

"...we have a half-ton, a Ford F-150. Well, that won't work..."

'Half-ton' is a way to describe how much weight a truck can carry. It means the truck can handle about 1,000 pounds of stuff in its bed.

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Ford F150
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Ford F150

"And then the people selling the camper say, what kind of truck do you have? And say, well, we have a half-ton, a Ford F-150. Well, that won't work."

The Ford F-150 is a big truck that many people use for work or to carry things around. It's really popular because it can tow heavy loads and has a lot of space for passengers and cargo. People often talk about it because it's reliable and can handle tough jobs.

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upside down

"...you're upside down on the one that you have. Plus, you're buying a camper..."

If you're 'upside down' on a car, it means you owe more money on it than it's worth. This can make it hard to sell or trade it in.

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budget buster

"...that's a really good recipe for a budget buster."

A 'budget buster' is something that costs a lot more than you planned for, making it hard to stick to your budget. Here, it means buying a new truck and camper could really hurt your finances.

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premium fuel

"Like I found out this Armada, I didn't realize this, this thing recommends premium fuel."

Premium fuel is a type of gasoline that is more expensive and has a higher quality than regular gas. Some cars need it to run better and more efficiently, especially when towing heavy loads.

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gas mileage

"Well, I can run it on unleaded, but I won't get as good a gas mileage and it won't be as powerful when I'm towing."

Gas mileage tells you how far a car can go on a certain amount of gas. It's important because it helps you understand how much money you'll spend on fuel when driving.

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miles per gallon

"It gets about 17 miles per gallon around town on regular fuel. If I burn premium fuel, it gets about 19."

Miles per gallon (MPG) tells you how far a car can go on one gallon of gas. The higher the number, the better the car is at saving fuel.

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