We Roast Member's Cars, Live at The Motoring Club — Carmudgeon w/ Cammisa & Derek Tam-Scott — Ep 210
About this episode
A live audience at The Motoring Club in San Francisco gets roasted as hosts Jason Cammisa and Derek Tam-Scott critique their cars in a humorous and candid manner. The episode features a variety of vehicles, from BMWs to Porsches, with the hosts providing both playful jabs and genuine insights. The audience members share sentimental stories about their cars, prompting the hosts to deliver their signature comedic commentary. Expect plenty of laughs as the hosts navigate through the quirks and charms of each vehicle presented.
Rolls Royce
"We're between a Rolls Royce and a Fiat."
Rolls Royce is a very expensive and luxurious car brand that makes some of the finest cars in the world. They are known for their attention to detail and comfort.
Rolls Royce is a luxury automobile manufacturer known for its high-end vehicles that offer exceptional craftsmanship, performance, and comfort. The brand is synonymous with luxury and exclusivity.
Fiat Abarth
"That's an abart. I mean, it says Fiat on it."
The Fiat Abarth is a sportier version of Fiat cars that has better performance and a more aggressive look. It's designed for people who want a fun driving experience.
The Fiat Abarth is a performance-oriented version of Fiat cars, known for its sporty design and enhanced performance features. Abarth models typically include modifications to the engine, suspension, and styling to improve driving dynamics.
Battery Tender
"They are of the brand, battery tenders. And you know what they do? Maintain the battery, but also charge, start, jump."
Battery Tender is a company that makes devices to help keep your car battery charged. They have special chargers that can also help start your car if the battery is dead.
Battery Tender is a brand known for its battery maintenance products, including chargers and jump starters. Their products are designed to keep batteries charged and in good condition, especially for vehicles that may not be used frequently.
M engine
"It's an M engine, not an S engine. So BMW term that means it's not an actual M slash slash."
An 'M engine' is a special type of engine made by BMW for their faster cars. Here, it's mentioned that the engine isn't from the high-performance M series cars, which are usually more powerful.
In BMW terminology, an 'M engine' refers to a high-performance engine developed by BMW's M division, which is responsible for the brand's motorsport and performance vehicles. However, in this context, it is noted that the engine is not part of the actual M series lineup.
Porsche 987 Spider
"...your daily is that? 987 Spider. 987 Spider. Okay. So this presents a bit of a problem."
The Porsche 987 Spider is a type of sports car made by Porsche. It's part of the Boxster series and is known for being fun to drive and having a stylish design.
The Porsche 987 Spider refers to a model from the Porsche Boxster lineup, which was produced between 2005 and 2012. It features a mid-engine layout and is known for its agile handling and performance.
BMW 318 Ti
"So the thing about the 318 Ti's, which was the E36 slash 8 or something?"
The BMW 318 Ti is a small car from BMW that is part of their 3 Series lineup. It's known for being fun to drive and has a unique look.
The BMW 318 Ti is a compact hatchback that was part of the E36 generation of the 3 Series, known for its sporty handling and distinctive design.
BMW Z3
"Like all of the short wheelbase E36s. So that's the Z3, both open and closed and the compact."
The BMW Z3 is a small, sporty convertible car that BMW made in the late 1990s and early 2000s. It's known for being fun to drive.
The BMW Z3 is a roadster produced from 1995 to 2002, known for its sporty design and performance, and was the first BMW built in the U.S.
snap oversteer
"Which means that it can't put its power down and snap over steers when you try to get off of the power. Both of which are really fun things, especially when you have a lot of power, which you now have."
Snap oversteer is when the back of the car suddenly loses grip and starts to slide out, especially when you accelerate hard. It can make the car feel like it's spinning unexpectedly.
Snap oversteer is a sudden loss of traction at the rear wheels, causing the car to spin out when power is applied too aggressively. This can happen when a car has a lot of power and insufficient grip, leading to an abrupt change in direction.
Porsche GT3
"...But on like a GT3, it's like $200. Yeah."
The Porsche GT3 is a special version of the Porsche 911 that is built for racing and high performance. It has a powerful engine and features that make it great for driving fast.
The Porsche GT3 is a high-performance version of the 911, known for its track-oriented features and powerful engine. It's a favorite among enthusiasts for its driving experience.
Porsche Boxster
"...pider and not just, you know, just a regular old Boxster is what Derek's saying. Oh, I don't think that's..."
Porsche Boxster Spyder
"But, but no, honestly, Boxster spider is amazing. That's a very, you know, one of the high points of the last 20 years..."
The Boxster Spyder is a special version of the Porsche Boxster, which is a two-seat sports car. It's designed to be lighter and faster, making it more fun to drive.
The Porsche Boxster Spyder is a high-performance variant of the Boxster sports car, known for its lightweight design and enhanced driving dynamics. It features a more powerful engine and a sportier suspension compared to standard Boxster models.
BMW 2002
"...Okay. BMW 2002. It's a 73..."
The BMW 2002 is a small car made by BMW in the early 70s. It's famous for being fun to drive and is often seen as one of the first sporty sedans.
The BMW 2002 is a compact car produced by BMW from 1968 to 1976. It is known for its sporty handling and is considered one of the first 'sports sedans' that helped establish BMW's reputation for performance.
Fiat Panda
"...Mark one Fiat Panda four by four..."
The Fiat Panda is a small car that Fiat has been making since the 1980s. The first version is known for being practical and easy to drive in cities.
The Fiat Panda is a small city car that has been produced by Fiat since 1980. The Mark One version is known for its practicality and versatility, especially in urban environments.
PDK
"...It's an automatic. That's PDK. We have nothing to say to you."
PDK is a type of automatic transmission used in Porsche cars that shifts gears very quickly. It helps the car accelerate faster and provides a smoother driving experience.
PDK stands for Porsche Doppelkupplung, which is a dual-clutch transmission developed by Porsche. It allows for faster gear shifts and improved performance compared to traditional automatic transmissions.
BMW 325
"I've got a 1987, 325. 1987, 325. Period."
The BMW 325 is a car from the 3 Series, which is a line of compact cars made by BMW. The 1987 version is known for being fun to drive and has a strong following among car lovers.
The BMW 325 is part of the BMW 3 Series, a compact executive car known for its performance and handling. The 1987 model is from the E30 generation, which is highly regarded among enthusiasts for its balance and driving dynamics.
E30
"I or E? E."
E30 is the name used to refer to a specific generation of the BMW 3 Series cars made in the 1980s and early 1990s. Many people love these cars for how they look and drive.
The E30 is the internal designation for the second generation of the BMW 3 Series, produced from 1982 to 1994. It is celebrated for its classic design and engaging driving experience, making it a favorite among car enthusiasts.
Frankenstein build
"It's a Frankenstein. It's a full M-Tech one conversion. So it's a Frankenstein full M-Tech one conversion."
A 'Frankenstein build' is when a car is made using parts from different cars, creating something new and unique. It's like mixing and matching to build your own version of a car.
A 'Frankenstein build' refers to a car that has been modified or assembled using parts from different models or generations, creating a unique combination. This term is often used in the automotive community to describe custom projects that blend various elements to achieve a desired performance or aesthetic.
M-Tech
"It's a full M-Tech one conversion. So it's a Frankenstein full M-Tech one conversion."
M-Tech is a special division of BMW that makes performance parts for their cars. An M-Tech conversion means the car has been upgraded to perform better and look sportier.
M-Tech refers to the Motorsport Technology division of BMW, which develops performance parts and enhancements for BMW vehicles. An M-Tech conversion typically includes upgrades to the suspension, body kit, and other performance features to enhance the driving experience.
red line
"What's the red line? Five. Five."
The 'red line' is the highest speed an engine can safely go. If you go over this speed, it can hurt the engine.
The 'red line' is the maximum engine speed, measured in RPM (revolutions per minute), that an engine can safely operate without risking damage. Exceeding the red line can lead to engine failure or severe damage.
Ford Bronco
"One I was bidding on this weekend with a 1992 Ford Bronco. He was bidding on a 92 Ford Bronco."
The Ford Bronco is a large SUV made by Ford, popular for off-roading. The 1992 version is known for its strong build and classic style.
The Ford Bronco is a full-size SUV that was produced by Ford from 1966 to 1996. The 1992 model is part of the fifth generation, known for its rugged design and off-road capabilities.
Mercedes-Benz SL 500
"01 SL 500. The Mercedes SL convertible fan."
The Mercedes-Benz SL 500 is a fancy convertible car that combines style and speed. The 2001 version is known for being powerful and comfortable to drive.
The Mercedes-Benz SL 500 is a luxury convertible sports car that is part of the SL-Class, known for its performance and elegant design. The 2001 model features a powerful V8 engine and advanced technology for its time.
R129
"Didn't you just do an episode about the R129? I did."
R129 refers to a specific generation of the Mercedes-Benz SL-Class cars made between 1989 and 2002. These cars are known for their stylish looks and advanced technology for their time.
The R129 is the internal designation for the Mercedes-Benz SL-Class produced from 1989 to 2002. This generation is known for its innovative features and design, making it a popular choice among luxury sports car enthusiasts.
hydraulic fluid
"Two of the three cars in the studio leaked hydraulic fluid unexpectedly. Yours is the only one that didn't."
Hydraulic fluid is a special liquid that helps parts of a car move. It's used in systems like brakes and roofs that open and close automatically.
Hydraulic fluid is a liquid used in hydraulic systems to transmit power. It is essential for the operation of various components, such as brakes and convertible roofs, in vehicles.
hydraulic cylinders
"Of the 12 cylinders, hydraulic cylinders in the car 10 are original. Wow."
Hydraulic cylinders help move parts of the car by using fluid pressure. They are important for things like brakes and suspensions, making sure the car operates smoothly.
Hydraulic cylinders are components that use fluid pressure to create motion. In automotive applications, they are often used in systems like brakes and suspensions to provide force and control movement.
M 113
"...I have the offers that you have the wrong engine and year. Yeah. So that's the M 113. That's the single cam per bank without variable valve timing."
The M 113 is a type of engine made by Mercedes-Benz. It's a V8 engine, which means it has eight cylinders arranged in a V shape. It doesn't have some modern features that help with fuel efficiency and power, which might make it less advanced than newer engines.
The M 113 is a V8 engine produced by Mercedes-Benz, known for its durability and performance. It features a single camshaft per bank and lacks variable valve timing, which can affect its efficiency and power delivery compared to more modern engines.
Mercedes-Benz SL
"... a Mercedes dickbag with no friends and the wrong SL. Like the right SL, but the wrong year and you'v..."
AMG
"And it's an AMG sport. SL1."
AMG is a special part of Mercedes-Benz that makes their cars faster and sportier. If a car has AMG, it usually means it's more powerful and has better features than regular models.
AMG is a performance division of Mercedes-Benz that specializes in high-performance versions of their vehicles. These models often feature enhanced engines, suspension, and styling compared to standard models.
Hyundai Ioniq 5 N
"I have a 991, 911S and just got a Ionic 5N."
The Hyundai Ioniq 5 N is a sporty electric SUV that focuses on performance. It's part of Hyundai's electric vehicle lineup and is designed for those who want a fun driving experience.
The Hyundai Ioniq 5 N is a high-performance version of the Ioniq 5 electric SUV, designed to deliver sporty handling and enhanced driving dynamics. It represents Hyundai's push into the performance electric vehicle market.
Porsche 911S
"In the back quietly lurking. I have a 991, 911S and just got a Ionic 5N. Okay."
Alpine A110
"...is week's revelations video where I did an Alpine A110. And in the, so in 1972 and then in 2021."
BMW M2
"2017 BMW M2. 2017 BMW M2. That's the more attractive one."
The 2017 BMW M2 is a sporty car made by BMW. It's known for being fun to drive and has a strong engine that makes it fast.
The 2017 BMW M2 is a high-performance sports coupe that is part of BMW's M series, known for its powerful engine and agile handling. It features a turbocharged inline-six engine and is praised for its driving dynamics and styling.
Mercedes-Benz 6.9
"When my dad got sick of the Mercedes 6.9 and the 107 SL that I made him buy when I was like just out of college."
The Mercedes-Benz 6.9 is a luxury car from the late 70s and early 80s that had a strong engine and many features that were advanced for its time.
The Mercedes-Benz 6.9 is a high-performance luxury sedan produced in the late 1970s and early 1980s, known for its powerful V8 engine and advanced technology for its time.
Mercedes-Benz 107 SL
"When my dad got sick of the Mercedes 6.9 and the 107 SL that I made him buy when I was like just out of college."
The Mercedes-Benz 107 SL is a stylish convertible car made from the early 70s to late 80s, known for being a luxury sports car.
The Mercedes-Benz 107 SL is a model of the SL-Class produced from 1971 to 1989, recognized for its stylish design and convertible top, making it a popular choice among luxury sports cars.
Renault Espace
"Okay. That's Mark one Renault Espace Quadra. Mark one Renault Espace Quadra."
Land Range Rovers
"I'm storing that one. Three Range Rovers. Three Range Rovers."
Dodge Viper
"...hing in a G-wagon. Like I did once a, I chased a Viper. I'm so stupid."
Chevrolet Corvette
"... did a Viper ACR versus, fuck was it? I remember Corvette. I don't remember and a GT3 RS that got totaled ..."
Volkswagen Vanagon
"... don't have the Vosser Boxer problem. Westphalia Vanagon. And let's see."
Toyota 4Runner
"I'm just guessing. Or Toyota 4Runner, that's another case where you put a shitheep sha..."
Mercedes-Benz Sclass
"So when that car came out, I did... Wait till he finds out about an S-Class. What, about how they ride?"
Tesla Model 3
"And? Daily is a Model 3. We didn't purchase the Rivian R2."
Ford Focus Rs
"... doesn't make sense unless your grandma with the Ford Focus RS who's looking for black eyes,"
Toyota Tacoma
"Okay. At a 2018 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 with a 6-speed..."
Bugatti Veyron
"...you know we did... Because you couldn't afford a Veyron, but you wanted something that looked the same."
Volkswagen Golf
"...rs or hatchback and so it's less useful than the golf. He has fit four people."
Volkswagen Scirocco
"...rty coupe market is gone, actually, and I have a Scirocco parked outside, so obviously I should not have a..."
Porsche Cayenne
"Wow. 12 Cayenne turbo. He has 12 Cayenne turbos."
Tesla By Model
"People are like, name your... You got to do it by model year, because otherwise it's like,"
Fiat 124 Fiat
"I'm reminded by that car of the 124 Fiat that I bought after three Mazda Miata's"
Mazda Miatas
"of the 124 Fiat that I bought after three Mazda Miata's and the Mazda RX8."
Mazda Cx50
"and somehow they're not on anyone's shopping list. Like a CX-50 is stunning. Yeah, you're right."
Mazda Cx90
"except that you park a Mazda CX-50 or a CX-90 or any of these cars next to a BMW or a Mercedes"
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