Birthday cake drama kicks things off with a “birthday cake martini” recipe and a Mooresville dinner at Epic Chop House. The big story: Dale’s birthday cake mix-up—he thought he ordered a carrot cake, but a cake from the wrong place was picked up, leading to a “stole someone’s birthday cake” moment until Steven Steffen fixes it. They also debate modern tech (Waymo fears), explain “key fob” origins, and swap family-life stories, including Key West bar chaos and a color-swatch gift plan. The episode ends with “bless your heart” advice and Family Feud-style games.
This week on Bless Your ‘Hardt, Amy’s birthday celebration did not exactly go according to plan, and somehow it involved two carrot cakes, a mystery bundt cake, and a situation where Dale may or may not have taken someone else’s cake. Amy and Dale recap her birthday, including dinner at Epic in downtown Mooresville, along with a special birthday drink presented by High Rock Vodka, a funny debate about old school cars versus today’s safety features, and why self-driving cars are a hard pass.
Plus, Dale shares stories from his Key West trip, including a bar shot that involves getting smacked, and things spiral into conversations about color analysis, closet chaos, and why he refuses to throw anything away. The episode wraps with a chaotic round of Family Feud and Ask Amy, where they give advice on meeting the parents and talk about what age they would go back to if they could.
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"[105.0s] Let's get to the drink of the week.
[106.2s] OK, well, the drink of the week is also birthday themed.
[109.1s] It's called the birthday cake martini."
It’s a fancy cocktail that’s made to taste like birthday cake. They mix vodka with sweet ingredients and then decorate the drink like frosting and sprinkles.
A “birthday cake martini” is a themed cocktail built to taste like dessert. In this segment, the hosts describe it as vodka-based with sweet liqueurs and garnishes that mimic cake frosting and sprinkles.
"[119.5s] Oh, so we have two ounces of high rock vodka, one ounce of white
[122.9s] chocolate liqueur, one ounce of amaretto, a half an ounce of"
High Rock vodka is the main alcohol they start with in the drink. Different vodkas can taste a little different, which affects the final flavor.
High Rock is a vodka brand used as the base spirit in the cocktail. The brand choice matters for flavor profile because different vodkas can vary slightly in smoothness and how they carry sweet mixers.
"[119.5s] Oh, so we have two ounces of high rock vodka, one ounce of white
[122.9s] chocolate liqueur, one ounce of amaretto, a half an ounce of"
White chocolate liqueur is a sweet flavored alcohol that adds dessert-like notes. In cocktails, it’s often used to create a creamy, candy-like taste without needing actual chocolate.
"[122.9s] chocolate liqueur, one ounce of amaretto, a half an ounce of
[126.6s] heavy whipping cream."
Amaretto is a sweet liqueur that tastes like almonds. It’s used to give the drink a warm, nutty flavor.
Amaretto is an almond-flavored liqueur commonly used in sweet cocktails. It contributes a distinct nutty sweetness that pairs well with vanilla, cream, and chocolate flavors.
"[126.6s] heavy whipping cream.
[127.8s] And then you brush aside the glass with some vanilla"
This is thick cream used to make the drink taste smoother and more creamy. It helps balance the sweetness and alcohol.
Heavy whipping cream is a high-fat dairy used to add body and a creamy texture to cocktails. It can also mellow sharp alcohol flavors and make sweet drinks feel richer.
"[127.8s] And then you brush aside the glass with some vanilla
[129.6s] frosting and gently roll it into either some sprinkles or
[133.3s] edible glitter."
Edible glitter is a safe decoration you can put on food and drinks. In this case, it’s used to make the cocktail look like it has cake sparkle.
Edible glitter is a decorative ingredient used in cocktails and desserts to create a sparkling, cake-like presentation. It’s typically food-safe and used purely for visual effect.
"Let's find my red bulls like the red.
[162.3s] Oh, you're going to take my drink.
[163.7s] You took my red bull, y'all.
[167.3s] Red bulls, good little chaser that tastes good."
Red Bull is a sugary energy drink. People sometimes drink it with other drinks, like alcohol, to change the taste or feel more awake.
Red Bull is an energy drink commonly used as a “chaser” with alcohol. In car culture and everyday driving talk, it often comes up alongside discussions of energy, alertness, and nightlife habits.
"[206.3s] Dale has a car ding he wants to talk about.
[209.4s] I mean, Dale dinged up the car.
[211.6s] So, um, so, it sounds like something I would do."
A “car ding” just means the car got a small dent. It’s usually from a minor bump—like in a parking lot—so the car still runs fine, but it looks worse.
A “car ding” is a small dent or impact mark on a vehicle’s bodywork, usually from something minor like a parking lot accident. People often use it to describe cosmetic damage that may not affect how the car drives but can still be annoying to live with.
"the seatbelt was buckled and it be, it dinged a tone. Didn't start to happen until the 2000s."
Cars have sensors that know whether your seatbelt is clicked in. If it isn’t, the car will beep to remind you.
When a seatbelt is buckled, many cars will recognize it and may stop warning beeps. If the belt isn’t latched (or the sensor doesn’t read it), the car can trigger an audible “ding” to remind occupants.
"I had forgotten the key fob inside, so I had to go back in and get my key. And she goes, that's not actually a key. I was like, you're right, it's called a fob."
A key fob is the little remote you carry to control your car. It can unlock the doors and, in many cars, let you start the car without using a traditional key.
A key fob is the small remote you carry that communicates with the car to lock/unlock and often to start the engine. Many modern cars use it with a push-button start or a “start/stop” system.
"because the cars used to start with keys, you know, like dad's old trucks, my uncle, you know, like you have an actual key, a physical key to turn it on and you had to crank it."
A physical key is the old-school metal key you put in the ignition. You turn it to start the car.
A physical key is the traditional metal key that you insert into the ignition and turn to start the car. Older vehicles often required manual cranking (turning the key) rather than push-button starting.
"Have you guys ever ridden in one of those Waymo's, the driverless vehicles? [564.0s] No, I'm scared as hell."
Driverless vehicles are cars that can drive themselves. You don’t steer or brake like you normally would, so the experience can feel unfamiliar or scary.
“Driverless vehicles” refers to autonomous cars that handle driving tasks (steering, acceleration, braking) using onboard sensing and control systems. Rider concerns in the segment—like being unable to exit—highlight how autonomy changes the user experience compared with normal cars.
"Have you guys ever ridden in one of those Waymo's, the driverless vehicles? [564.0s] No, I'm scared as hell."
Waymo makes self-driving cars. Instead of a person driving, the car uses sensors and computers to drive itself.
Waymo is Google’s self-driving car company. Their vehicles use a mix of sensors and software to drive without a human behind the wheel, which is why riders talk about “driverless vehicles.”
"So we got around to the conversation about the keys, by the way,
[618.5s] because of a key chain.
[619.9s] Isla had a key chain she wanted to use or she saw a key chain."
A key chain is just a way to keep multiple keys together. The conversation uses it to explain how people used to carry separate keys for everything, including cars.
A key chain is a set of keys kept together on a ring or holder for convenience. The episode uses it as a jumping-off point to talk about how car keys evolved into key fobs.
"That's the, that's the number I gave you. I thought you ordered from bunt cake... No."
This part isn’t about cars at all—it’s just people talking about a birthday cake mix-up from a bakery.
No automotive terms are present in this segment. The discussion is about ordering and accidentally taking the wrong cake from a bakery, using “cake” as a literal food item.
"I, I mean, whoever paid, whoever's cake it was, the prepaid, I suppose. Yeah. We need to go back and pay for the cake."
“Prepaid” just means someone already paid for it ahead of time. So when you pick it up, you usually shouldn’t have to pay again.
“Prepaid” means the payment for the cake was already made in advance, so the buyer didn’t need to pay again at pickup. In retail terms, it often ties to a reservation or pre-purchased order that the store can verify at the register.
"We should take it back. You can't return the cake. We're going to eat the cake."
A “return policy” is the store’s rule for whether you can get your money back or exchange something. With food, stores often won’t allow returns once it’s been picked up.
The discussion hinges on a “return policy,” meaning the store’s rules about whether an item can be refunded or exchanged after purchase. Food items like cakes are often treated as non-returnable once taken, even if there’s confusion about who paid.
"“No shop building man cave man cave man cave shop. There's two more things”"
A “man cave” is just a special hangout space for hobbies. For car guys, it’s often a garage area where they keep their stuff and tinker.
A “man cave” is a dedicated space—often a garage or basement—where someone relaxes and keeps hobbies or gear. In car culture, it’s commonly where people store and show off automotive-related items like tools, memorabilia, or even a project car.
"“So if I see some if I see something in the garage or something I go where'd you get that and then I'm gonna put a note in my head or take a picture of it…”"
The garage is a common hub for car enthusiasts: it’s where people store tools, work on vehicles, and display parts or collectibles. The transcript frames the garage as a place where men show off what they have.
"Lowe's by the way
[2626.4s] We we I went through the garden section with both children with got a pallet full of flowers"
Lowe's is a store that sells home and yard stuff—like plants, tools, and supplies. They mention it because they’re buying flowers and trying to get a tool delivered there.
Lowe's is a major U.S. home-improvement retailer where people buy tools, landscaping supplies, and outdoor gear. In this segment, it’s the store they’re shopping at and where the speaker wanted to have an item delivered.
"With the tailgate locked so we're going up and over and up and over with all of our flowers"
A tailgate is the back door on a pickup truck. You can open it to load things, and you can lock it so nothing falls out while you drive.
The tailgate is the hinged door at the back of a pickup truck that can be lowered to load and unload cargo. Locking it keeps the cargo area secured while driving.
"So I bought a side-by-side when it snowed real heavy and me and the girls rode it back through the woods"
A side-by-side is an off-road vehicle with seats next to each other. People use them on trails and rough ground, like in woods or on a farm.
A side-by-side (SxS) is a utility vehicle with two seats side-by-side, commonly used for off-road work and trail riding. It’s often used on farms and in wooded areas because it handles rough terrain better than a typical car.
"I wanted to get it sent to the house from Lowe's, but they require signature
And I'm never we missed that. I know he tried twice and missed the guy at the gate twice"
Some deliveries require someone to sign for the package. If nobody is available when the driver arrives, they may come back later.
A signature requirement means the delivery driver must get an authorized person to sign for the package. Missing the signature can delay delivery and require redelivery attempts.
"And it was a video of darlington From this like probably 68 69 and it was a cup cars and trailers coming into darlington to park in the garage"
In NASCAR, the top race cars travel with the teams, usually on trailers. The “cup” part means the highest level of NASCAR racing.
“Cup cars” refers to NASCAR’s top-level stock car series cars (historically the Cup Series). “Trailers” points to how teams transport cars and equipment to tracks for race weekends.
"So cam our friend and uh, sychrolina sent me a video on instagram. Oh, she did And it was a video of darlington From this like probably 68 69"
Darlington is a well-known NASCAR race track. Drivers and fans talk about it because it’s a special, tough place to race.
Darlington refers to Darlington Raceway, a historic NASCAR track in South Carolina known for its unique layout and long-standing racing traditions. It’s especially famous among NASCAR fans for how challenging it can be to drive.
"Yeah, I would go. Hmm. How old was I in 1979 so I could go to the Daytona 500, you know"
The Daytona 500 is a huge NASCAR race. People plan their year around it because it’s one of the biggest events in stock car racing.
The Daytona 500 is NASCAR’s most famous race, held annually at Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida. It’s a major event in American motorsports, often treated like the season’s biggest spotlight moment.
"I think yeah, I mean probably mid 80s Honestly would I would go back to 1981 82 something like that Just moved in with dad Teresa And I don't really remember Going to many races, but 81 was a badass year in NASCAR."
NASCAR is a popular type of racing in the U.S. where cars race on oval tracks. The speaker is talking about how exciting the racing scene was in the early 1980s.
NASCAR is a major American stock-car racing series. When the speaker says 1981 was a “badass year in NASCAR,” they’re referring to that era’s competition and racing culture rather than a specific car model.
"[3526.6s] He's a savant [3528.6s] How does he know this my kids are genius wouldn't that be insane? Yeah. Yeah, that would be like lapping the field [3535.8s] Yeah time traveling with knowledge like they did"
In racing, “lapping the field” means you’re so fast that you catch up and pass everyone, then keep going until you’ve gone one full lap ahead of them.
“Lapping the field” means a faster race car completes an extra lap on other competitors, effectively putting them a full lap behind. It’s a common motorsports phrase that signals dominance and superior pace.
"Yeah, they have a retro drive-in. And I'm this is it's not super thorough, but it was really really cool. So you sit in this you sit in a car"
A drive-in is a place where you park your car and watch something like a movie from your car. It’s usually a fun, old-school hangout.
A drive-in is a type of venue where you park your car and watch content (often movies) from inside or near the vehicle. In this segment, it’s described as a retro-themed experience with food service and entertainment.
"I do I I see stuff like that on my instagram all the time. There's like a red dead redemption themed bar. And you'll see stuff like that where there'll be like the end this town and it's always midwest somewhere somewhere far away and unreachable By car and you're like"
A themed bar is a bar decorated and designed around a certain theme, like a movie or game. People often go there as a fun trip.
A themed bar is an entertainment venue built around a specific theme—often from movies, games, or historical eras. Here, the hosts connect the idea to car-related travel (“by car”) and destination experiences.
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Oh, yeah, this is where it's going to be, girl.
We're going to hang out, open a bunch of jars,
you've got big, strong hands.
Are you suffering from high-crackers?
I'm working.
Working that mouth.
Hi, guys. Dale, Junior, and I are in the Dirty Moe Media
studio for another round of Bless Your Heart.
We're excited to be here.
I had a birthday yesterday, and I can happily say
that I didn't just get one carrot cake.
I got two.
Yeah, that's true.
It was a good day, so let's get started.
You also have a gift.
I do?
Turn around.
Flowers from High Rock.
Oh my gosh, how cute is that?
There's little tiny High Rock bottles in the flower arrangement.
Yeah, pretty neat.
That's adorable.
There you go.
Well, we had a lot of fun yesterday, went to dinner.
Yeah, it was a pretty chill day.
Yep, there's a there's a steakhouse in Moorsville
that's called Epic Chop House and awesome place.
We go there quite a lot for special events for our family
and so forth.
There's a lot of great restaurants in downtown Moorsville.
Downtown Moorsville has changed quite a bit in the last
kind of resurgence, which is shout out to all those new
businesses down there.
But Epic is kind of one of our favorites, one of the first ones
to revitalization of the downtown area.
Epic was kind of the first stone, but pretty awesome place.
And yeah, so we got a lot to talk about.
Let's get to the drink of the week.
OK, well, the drink of the week is also birthday themed.
It's called the birthday cake martini.
I have on good accord that this is one of those slap your mom
of drinks. It's really good.
It might even get you in your birthday suit.
Oh, so we have two ounces of high rock vodka, one ounce of white
chocolate liqueur, one ounce of amaretto, a half an ounce of
heavy whipping cream.
And then you brush aside the glass with some vanilla
frosting and gently roll it into either some sprinkles or
edible glitter.
And then you put it in the freezer to set and then you
shake your drink up and then strain it into your glass.
And it is like birthday cake in a glass.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Um, let me let me try.
Pretty good. Doesn't sound like I like it.
Hmm. It's delicious.
Oh, that's real good. I told you.
Yeah, I said one's not enough and three's too many.
So it's delicious.
Let's find my red bulls like the red.
Oh, you're going to take my drink.
You took my red bull, y'all.
Just taking everything stealing.
It's just like our first date.
Red bulls, good little chaser that tastes good.
I'll have some of that for that.
So we, um, did you tell him to visit?
Hi rock vodka dot com.
So if you want to find high rock in your area, visit
highrock vodka dot com.
There is a store locator on the website so you can see where
you can find it near you.
And also you've got to remember to be 21 years or over.
You must drink responsibly.
What?
I, all the notes are on here.
What do you mean, all the notes are on your phone?
No, I think he must have done it like while we were at
dinner.
Oh, I put this on here the other day.
Dale has a car ding he wants to talk about.
I mean, Dale dinged up the car.
So, um, so, it sounds like something I would do.
No, no, no.
We were riding down the road.
He just, I just see you edited the bless your heart on my
phone.
I'm getting a little too many touching my phone.
It says Travis and Amy edited bless your heart.
He's full of it.
I'm, it's right here.
I will say I get notifications and it's, you look at it and
it says one of you guys are editing and there's nothing's
happening.
Well, there's something that I put in there.
Um, right above family feud did the car ding.
So did the car ding.
Yeah.
So, um, in my notes, it said Dale ding's car.
We're riding down the road, uh, me and Eila are riding down the
road and, um, I believe it was Eila.
Gosh, it could have been Nicole, but we're riding down the
road and they're in the back seat.
Yeah.
And, um, it was Eila, I'm pretty sure.
So we've been driving for a while and I went over some, I
think I went over some bumps or something and I just asked
Eila, I was like, Hey, you know, you buckled in back here.
Cause you know, you go over some bumps.
It's like, that's what you say.
And you were, you were worried so much buckled, but it, you
know, when it, when the truck bounced going through a pothole
and I said that in calming, buckled up back there.
I knew she was understanding.
You knew that she was very troll.
Bouncing fine.
Yeah.
Cause she's just not paying attention.
Then she might go, why are we now bouncing through town, right?
And so, um, I just said it so that she didn't get nervous or anything.
Is that like the arm over this?
Yeah, kind of.
That's what happened.
Basically I was saying, it's all good.
Just pothole, don't get worried, don't get worried.
And then I started into this conversation and I was like, man,
you wouldn't believe it.
When I was a kid, I love, we used to ride around in the back seat
and the front seat, not buckled.
Like I would lay, I'd be laying all over that back seat, sleeping
or taking a nap or whatever, right?
Crawling and floorboard.
I was like, can you believe that?
That we just drove around town, not buckled up.
Um, and I was, I'm having this like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I think her mind
back there is exploding.
Like what?
Yeah.
How is that possible?
Why did you get to do that?
What did she say?
I said, when I was a tiny kid in mom's car, I used to not ride around
on the seatbelt on, she said, did the car ding?
Really?
Yeah.
And I'm like, no, they didn't ding back then.
I just saw that was freaking hilarious.
Yeah.
Well, in her mind, the 1978 Carlo that my mom drove had an alert when
the seatbelt was buckled and it be, it dinged a tone.
Didn't start to happen until the 2000s.
Late 2000s.
She said, she didn't go, wow, y'all rode around without a seatbelt.
It's how cool or man get away with that.
The car didn't ding.
The car must have dinged.
Did the car ding?
What are y'all, did y'all ride around with the damn car ding in the whole time?
Yeah.
She's like, damn, that's what her mind went to.
I thought that was funny as hell.
We had a similar conversation driving around the other day over keys.
We just drove for hours with the car ding and just bought it.
Yeah.
I had forgotten the key fob inside, so I had to go back in and get my key.
And she goes, that's not actually a key.
I was like, you're right, it's called a fob.
I don't know why it's called fob, but it's a key fob.
And it's like, got buttons, you know, turns, makes the car, you know, turn on.
And she's like, well, why is it a key fob?
I was like, well, because the cars used to start with keys, you know, like dad's
old trucks, my uncle, you know, like you have an actual key, a physical key to
turn it on and you had to crank it.
And she was like, that's weird.
Maybe it wasn't a call that I was talking to you because everything
that she responds to, that's weird.
Um, I'm like, dang, that is kind of weird that they don't even know that.
Like a car cranking a car up is like hitting a button to them.
I saw this video on Instagram the other day and it was all of these kids and
they were in, um, they had, somebody had taken like all these kids and put
them in like living rooms and, and different sets from the 80s or 70s.
And they're all dressed in vintage clothing and they're in these rooms
that look like where me and you might have grown up, right?
Any kid next door and they're, they're playing with something and, and
they're looking at the camera and they go.
So in 20 years or so in 30 years or so in the future, people are going to take
pictures of their meals and text it to strangers and strangers, strangers
are going to like and comment.
And it's like saying, I always say, that's amazing.
It is hilarious.
I wonder what that's going to look like in the next 20 years.
But yeah, it's so weird.
This you do now compared to like how rudimentary and simple life was life is
very weird now.
When you think about it, in the future, so you're going to take a box and hit
a square and some strangers going to bring your food.
Yeah.
Some random person is just going to deliver it straight to your house.
You're going to tell people where you live.
Yeah.
Oh, it was like, it was like, in the future, people are going to post photos
of themselves doing normal things and their kids.
I was like, oh, yep.
Yeah, that's what we're doing.
Damn it.
Have you guys ever ridden in one of those Waymo's, the driverless vehicles?
No, I'm scared as hell.
I've heard about this in Vegas, too.
And a lot of people are apprehensive to get in one.
I was in Vegas the other day and saw a couple pulling up in the valet.
I don't think I'd be able to do it.
And I've heard that people have gotten locked into those.
Like they've not been able to get out.
And that would be my worst nightmare.
Oh, I would have a heart attack in there.
Like that would be my coffin.
You just find me in the car rolling around Vegas.
So can't get out.
That'd be scary.
So we ridden one of those.
I have not. I would, though.
You would. Yeah.
By yourself.
I'd want to do with a friend, probably.
So it needed like a friend experience.
I feel like we need to get Stephen Steffen in here.
Can you see if Stephen is available and can he come to a hot mic in there in the booth?
We have a mystery to solve.
We have mystery to solve.
So we got around to the conversation about the keys, by the way,
because of a key chain.
Isla had a key chain she wanted to use or she saw a key chain.
She had a key chain.
She goes like, why did they call it a key chain?
I don't understand.
And I was like, well, you know, people used to have keys for everything.
You had a key for your house.
You had a key for your car.
You had a key for your locker.
You had a key for this or that.
Sony still has it.
Yeah. I'm like, you sometimes, you know, all the keys.
You have to have all of them at once.
So you'd loop them together on those little rings and then you'd have a key chain.
And so that's how we got to the car thing.
Fob comes from, it's a German word.
It's a German word.
Yeah. It's FAB, not FOB.
So the word small pocket is FOB, K E.
And so that's how the Fob comes from.
And Steven's on his way down here.
Yeah, Steven Steffen.
So Steven Steffen is a, you know, the dream, the dream team.
A lot of folks know Steven, but Steven, Steven is kind of a jack-of-all-trades.
Does a lot of different things within the organization
at Junior Merch Sports and for me and Amy.
How's it going, Steffen?
Good, how are you guys?
Yeah, pretty good.
So let me tell us, set this up here.
Amy loves carrot cake.
We're going to, you know, get her a carrot cake for for her birthday.
We, me for the first time ever.
Yeah. And, you know, last year at this time, I forgot the carrot cake.
And I got her what I wanted, which was Red Velvet.
Steve Park coming here and delivered us a carrot cake from a local bakery.
And Amy loved that carrot cake and said, when you get me one,
get me one from this place.
Yes. Well, who didn't like a local bakery anyway?
It's special.
So I was, I'm going to go pick up a cake.
And so I give, I went online, found the.
He found the Bundt cake.
I found the Bundt cake place.
Oh, I see what happened.
So I Googled carrot cake near me and it found.
It's so, so ill-equipped to find a damn carrot cake in town.
He has a Google carrot cake near me by chance.
It brings up, I know what happened, Stephen, by chance, it brings up
good eats and sweets by Dan.
And that is the place that Steve Park brought the other and that is pure
coincidence that that is what it gave me.
God gave you that.
It's like, here's the place you need to go.
I screenshot it on my phone, has the phone number on it, and I text it to Steven.
I said, Steven, call this number, order the cake.
I'm going to pick it up. Don't go get it. I'm going to get it.
And so I didn't think it was a big deal if he ordered it.
But I knew that for your cake, you wanted me to go for actively go retrieve it.
So were you about to say, Fitch? No.
And so I'm going to go get this cake.
In my head, I have ordered the cake from a Bundt cake place.
And I'm over by everybody knows everything but Bundt cakes.
Yeah, Bundt cake joints everywhere now.
Cakes or something. Yeah, everything.
In my head, that's where we've ordered the cake from.
And so when he says the cake is ready, I drive over to the Bundt cake store.
And I that we'd have.
This is where there's a question in place still.
Dale says he picks up the Bundt cake.
He goes in. Let me get there.
The honey even got to that part.
I walk in thinking that this is where the cake's at.
Yeah, I walk up and I'm standing there thinking that there is an Amy cake in the back.
The lady walks out and goes, Hey, what do you need?
You know, what can I do for you?
What are you here for?
You know, and I'm like, Well, there's a birthday cake for Amy in the back.
I'm here to get it. She goes, Oh, OK. All right.
She walks back there.
You know, rummages around and produces a cake.
And I'm in there waiting on her and I find a card and all this stuff on the rack.
And I'm like, All right, perfect.
I'm going to get a card. I'll draw in it.
And the kids can draw in it.
I'll draw in it.
I'm going to draw in it and the kids can draw in it and we'll give her the card.
And Lady produces a cake.
I buy the card, the cake and walk out.
I've got the cake.
Well, I put it in the refrigerator at home.
It's still there.
We didn't even look at it.
A day later, this is on Monday, Tuesday,
Stefan calls and says, Hey, man, there's they still got the cake.
I was like, they ain't got the cake.
I picked it up.
And he's like, No, man, they got the cake.
They say you ain't came and got it.
And he's like, I'm going to go take it.
I'm going to go take care of it.
I'm going to go by there and see what's going on.
And in my mind, I think he's going to the butt cake place.
And he goes there, picks up a cake.
He takes a picture of it and I'm like, that's way different looking.
And I said, well, he goes, that's not round.
He asked me, he's like, what's the cakes with the hole in the middle?
What's that called?
I'm like, a bunt cake.
So like, you got a bunt cake?
That's not the cake that we talked about.
So I said, Steven, bring that cake to the house.
He brings it over and now I got two cakes.
But we still don't know what type of cake is in the bunt cake box
or what other Amy is missing their cake.
Yes.
So now we know.
I figured it out.
You ordered from the right place because that's the right.
That's the, that's the number I gave you.
I thought you ordered from bunt cake.
I went to bunt cake, walked in there and pulled a cake out of that place
that belonged to somebody else.
And you brought the right cake.
So we were able to eat the cake.
Amy wanted that somebody from bunt cake is cakeless.
Or they just made you want somebody else named Amy
who also had a birthday this week.
We're very sorry.
We didn't mean to do that.
But, you know, they've got lots of cakes in there.
Surely they could reproduce another one.
Oh my gosh.
But we still don't even know what flavor the cake is that we have.
And they do make carrot cake.
You must have gone in there and just made a scene.
I didn't.
Scared that lady and she just gave you the cake.
I didn't make a scene.
Del Juna came in here raving about some cake.
And so I just threw him one.
He said, there's cake back there for me.
Like he held a gun to her like, give me the cakes lady.
No.
That's not at all.
I walked in and I said, you know, I'm in my mind.
She knows there's, you know, in my mind,
I'm at the right place with the cake and Amy's cakes back there.
And I go, yeah, you got a cake for Amy in the back.
I'm here to get it.
And she goes, oh, okay.
I'm going to go back there.
She goes back there, comes back out with a cake.
And she goes, here you go.
Happy birthday, baby.
You know, it's got all the things on it.
Happy birthday.
All the stuff on it.
Yo, you totally did steal somebody's cake.
Oh my God.
I feel like we need to go back and like apologize.
You said you just paid for the card.
I thought I need to look at the receipt.
But when that's another thing.
So when I asked her, I put the card on the table and I said,
she, she sets the cake down and goes, you're all set.
And I go, I know.
And I go, now we've stolen a cake.
I go, Hey, I want to buy this card.
And she rings the card up like five bucks.
So I didn't pay for a cake.
Oh my gosh.
But I'm well, I mean, look, man, I'm not,
I'm walking out thinking, damn, maybe he,
he put a card on it or something.
Yeah.
If I, if that was the place, I would have.
You straight hijacked a cake.
I know.
I, I mean, whoever paid, whoever's cake it was,
the prepaid, I suppose.
Yeah.
We need to go back and pay for the cake.
Yeah.
We'll take it back.
Another.
No, we're not taking the cake back.
We should take it back.
You can't return the cake.
We're going to eat the cake.
It's for us now.
It's our cake now.
Okay.
This is kind of like the, the razor.
Like we haven't even eaten half of the second cake.
I know it's really big.
Yeah.
I thought you were going to bring it.
Well, I've, I was dealing with the coal before I left.
And I didn't, I couldn't, but I can still do that.
I got to run back by the house later and bring it back.
And share the cake, but I might just bring both.
And we can mystery.
We can cut in and see what we actually came up with.
We're very sorry about the Bundt cake.
Yeah, we are.
We'll figure it out.
We're going to, we're going to come back and pay for that.
We'll drop by the Bundt cake store and explain ourselves.
Oh my God.
That would be amazing.
Do they do that there?
It is a, it is a carrot cake.
You can see there's no way it's a pink or blue in the middle.
It's carrot colored.
It's, they don't make carrot colored cakes.
You know, it's a carrot cake colored cake.
So I went to breakfast yesterday morning and my girlfriend Jamie Goddard
also brought me a mini like a single version of a, of a Bundt cake.
That's carrot cake.
And they're, they're, they could be confused with a lot of other cakes.
It's just like a brown cake.
You know what I mean?
So we went to the Epic for dinner.
Thank you, Steven.
Yep.
I'm glad the mystery's been solved.
We went to Epic for dinner and for the first time in history,
I've known Amy for 18 years we discerned and been married since 2016, 17, right on the.
This will be our 10th year anniversary.
Yeah, right on the hash mark there, right on the border.
It's hard, it's hard to remember your, your, when it's.
We got married on the border of 16 and 17.
And so this is the first time in history that Amy finished her meal before me.
Yeah.
Holy s***.
He and the children, he usually eats his food light and fast.
Like someone's about to steal it.
Like, and there's no conversation.
He's whining and dining, just eating with proper utensils, like with both hands, you know,
like the Europeans do.
I can't eat like that.
And he's like taking his time.
And before you know it, like the lady's coming by to ask us if we're done with our
plates and Dale's still eating and he got a salad.
It's not like he had a giant platter full of food to rummage through.
I had a shrimp cocktail, awesome shrimp cocktail from Epic.
And they had this salad.
We get a little grilled chicken on.
It's got fried goat cheese balls on it.
It's delicious.
But yeah, so he, he took his time yesterday.
We know now that he can do that.
The reason why.
But it was a marked event.
There was a noted moment because he has never, ever, ever let that happen.
The service Epic is amazing.
And everything about it is great.
I want to say that because I'm going to say some comments.
But I don't want it to go the wrong, if you're taking in the wrong way.
Amy asked me a question.
So I went on a trip to Key West with my buddies, took all of the old guard, Sonny, Brad Burroughs.
They call themselves the four horsemen.
Four horsemen and Brad.
It's me, Sean, David, Sonny, Brad and Tim Duggar tagged along.
We all went down there for two days and we're about 25% into our dinner experience.
And Amy goes, so what happened in Key West?
Yeah, we've been around, we've been around each other, around each other all week
since he got home.
And I haven't asked him about his trip yet.
Well, I started telling her and I'm trying to tell her the story.
The kids are, you know, every two minutes you got to tell the kid to not, you know,
can't lay down in your chair.
You pick up your napkin and the kids are asking us questions.
So I can't get, I'm telling her this story.
I can't get it out.
The lady, our server comes by, you need another drink, you need this, you need that,
y'all good, everything tasting good.
And so like, I can't get the story told.
And so I'm, I can't eat.
I'm not, that's why it took me so long to, to eat because I'm trying to-
I've sincerely been to dinner with you so many times.
I've just, there's no way that you've not had conversation and still not eaten as fast as you have.
Here is the story.
Yeah. So the story he was about to tell me also, I had to stop him because the kids probably
didn't need to hear it, but it was so remarkable that I felt like we needed to talk with you
about it because I feel like you would appreciate the story.
All right. You've been to Key West.
We actually went at the same time last year and had a great time down there.
But we went down there, I went down there with my old buddies and, you know,
we just can't do it like we used to and a couple of them were in bed early and I didn't,
you know, I wasn't up as late as I usually were, stay down there and,
but we had a good time and, and we went to some great places that we always love to go to.
Including the candy shop.
Yep. And I went to the candy shop.
Did you get ice cream and like 20 spoons?
We got ice cream one night.
So all of these, all the things, right?
We had a lot of fun.
Key West is a great town.
We go into this bar called tattoos and scars.
It's just little rectangular shaped bar.
Um, it's right next to shots and giggles, which is another place we love to go to.
The, uh, we're in, this is the second day and we're wounded a little bit, a couple of us.
We're trying to get it going.
So this is like lunchtime?
Yeah.
It's definitely or is this like the bar first bar?
I don't think it's not the first bar.
We went to schooners every day.
We went to schooners obviously both days right out of the gate because we're staying
at the marker, which is right next door to schooners.
So we go to schooners and I got to think, I got some, uh, tuna tacos, which is amazing at schooners.
But, uh, so we're having, we're, we're, we're getting going.
Um, and we're at, uh, tattoos and scars.
Our buddy Brad is a shot guy.
He likes to take shots.
Oh, oh.
All right.
So it's not really a beer drink.
Not a beer drinker really.
Yeah.
So there's a shot.
They get to talk into the bartender and there's a shot there that, um, they'll smack you.
Like the bar, I've seen those take the shot and they slap you.
And so he says there's steps.
It's like there's something on your hand.
There's a drink and then there's a follow-up drink, but you get slapped in the middle.
So yeah, a couple of different things happen.
So don't bring it up.
It's own, it is on their Instagram.
The actual hit.
Yes.
So Brad wants to do this.
What bar?
Tattoos and scars.
Tattoos and scars.
Key West.
So Brad wants to do this.
Is it called the hurricane shot?
I don't know.
Maybe it is.
But, um, there's Brad taking his drink.
Bartender gets up on the bar to do it.
She throws a glass of water on him and then wallops.
Holy smokes.
He goes, ah.
He pees for that.
He needs a hug.
She hugged him afterwards.
I can't believe that that's a thing.
So this is a shot you can take in tattoos and scars.
And I'm standing there drinking and we're talking to David or somebody.
And I'm not really listening to Brad, but the next thing I know,
everybody's starting to get out of the way and I'm like, what's about to happen?
And so I'm, I'm, I'm off to the right.
I'm off over the shoulders.
Whoever's filming this and, uh, we all start to realize what, you know,
we're getting told, oh, he's going to do the shot.
And so we're all telling the girl now knock him good.
Now you better smack him good.
Oh my God, guys suck.
And she slaps the out of him and his lip blistered up, like swelled up.
Like his tooth went through his mouth or something like bruises.
She smacked him so hard it just kind of bruised his damn lip, his bottom lip.
And so, um, I can't believe that that's a thing.
We asked her like, we were all like, shoot, man, you know,
maybe we shouldn't have told her to hit him hard as she could.
And she goes, everybody says that everybody tell, don't feel bad.
Everybody tells it.
You know, when we do a shot, all the buddy, all the buddies, all the buddies all say that.
And so then we started taking like chat, uh, Chad, we started taking Chad and asking Chad
to make photos of Brad with his lip morse the next day.
You know what it's going to look like tomorrow.
And we did a lot of, we did a lot of Chad pics with the guys.
We had a, there's one picture of us all, not, I took the picture and put them all in race uniforms.
So they're like, there's like one in a chase Elliott uniform.
The only picture I saw, the one that he sent me was the first day and he, no, you made Brad,
who's got that long curly hair.
You could see you made him look like dog, the bounty hunter.
Yes.
Yeah.
We started joking with him as soon as we got there about how he looked like dog,
the bounty hunter.
He didn't live in North Carolina anymore.
He lives in Illinois.
So like they don't get to the brasm as much as they used to.
And he's a lot of fun to hang out with.
Did Brad try to talk you into taking shots or does he know?
Oh no, he knows.
No, he knows better.
He don't mess.
He don't care.
He's like, I'm going to do my own thing.
He, like the first day we get there and we've been there a couple hours and he's,
he took Jaeger shots and he's like, he's like, man, I got to get, I got to get going.
I'm ready.
And we're like, it's all day, man.
We're doing this all day.
You don't have to run, just walk.
He's usually embedded eight o'clock.
He's first one down for obvious reasons, but yeah, I carried that and I carried him home
from the bar the first night.
Yep.
It was, is Tim the one that's leading the, is Tim the best drinker of this group?
Tim is now the youngest and best drinker of the group.
Yep.
Yep.
None of us are in the routine anymore.
They don't have your fastball.
He blames his drinking ability on us.
He says that he learned how to binge drink being on trips with us when he first started
coming down to Key West, that he didn't used to drink like that.
And he did go out for one night and then be hungover and then not, not drink anymore.
And then he hung out with us and we're like, you just got to have another one to have another
hair of the dog.
You know, that's why it's a saying.
Yeah.
Because they, I mean, he is a lot younger than us, but he blames us for his now ability,
which he's proud of.
Like he does now until he came to hang with us, but I mean, you know, those are fun days,
but yeah, Key West is awesome.
And that was probably the highlight of the trip, honestly.
That's crazy.
Guys are dumb.
Yeah.
I would never sign up to do anything like that.
I would never.
What else do we have?
Should we play a game?
Swatches.
Swatches, yes.
Okay.
So for my birthday, Dale got me, I don't know if you've heard about this, but
have you seen the videos of people like having the color swatches laid across their chest?
No.
So that's the thing that you can do and have like your color palette for your skin tone
given to you.
So like everybody has certain colors that look better on them.
And so it's like a thing that girls are doing now.
My girlfriend Jill did it recently and they'll even tell you like, based on your skin tone,
what color your hair should be.
So Dale's going to go down and do it with me and Charlotte.
We're going to have our color swatches done.
Oh, he's doing it with you.
He's going to do it with me.
I tried to tell him like, well, since you're going to go with me,
what if they tell you the orange is like not your color?
What are you going to do?
Oh, no.
He's like, I'm just going to grin and walk away.
Yeah, he's good.
Whatever.
I mean, I probably, I don't think orange is really anybody's color, but I like orange
because nobody else liked it.
But is that really why?
Yeah.
I liked orange because nobody else.
Everybody loves blue, red, pink, purple and, and you know, everybody loves all the,
there's these set of colors that's very popular and then there's this.
So orange felt like the outcast.
So you adopted it?
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
You went hard.
Orange is the underdog of colors.
Okay.
So, it'll be fun.
Ayla wants me to take her with her, but this is what I'm wondering.
Jamie is a great friend of Amy's.
And I think Jamie has Jamie been on here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So James, James, Amy or Jamie asked,
Jamie sent me this idea.
She goes, Hey, here's a cool idea if you haven't got anything for her birthday.
And I always ping her friends for, for Christmas and birthday ideas.
And they're always all talking about different things that they like.
And it's always been very helpful.
And I was like, hmm, man, that's not a physical gift.
You know, I'm a little nervous that it's going to be suffice, right?
It's going to house this.
How's this going to go?
And I also thought, all right, Jamie's, you know,
Jamie's saying that I should get her this.
And, and, and, and Jamie's like, you know, you get her and, and a guest, right?
So she can take a friend and I'm thinking, well, Jamie wants to be a friend.
So that's got to line up, right?
Or somebody's, you know, maybe going to get their feelings hurt.
And so I hand it to Amy and Mike.
Hey, here's the deal.
They're apparently, this is a cool thing.
You're going to go and it's taken care of and you get to take a friend.
And I'm just going to say Jamie's the one that suggested it.
And she goes, well, I'm taking, I'm taking you.
And I'm like, oh, me.
And I was like, I'll go.
I was like, I probably the only other person you could take without pissing Jamie off.
Because if you were to take another friend after Jamie's the one that suggested the gift.
Yeah. Yeah. Jamie's not going to be mad.
It's a good excuse.
Jamie would definitely be mad.
Not with me, but if you took a different girlfriend.
Yeah. So here's the thing.
After Jamie's the one that suggested the gift.
The color is from one of our other girlfriends who just had it done.
Jamie and I at the same time heard about it.
So I don't, I mean, I'm just saying that conversation.
They suggested that you should get this done too, since you're on TV.
Like you should know your colors and know what looks best on you, blah, blah, blah.
So like all that part was part of the conversation.
I know, but I'm just telling you.
She called me said, you should get this for Amy and you, she could take a guest.
She never said you should just send Amy.
She said, send Amy and you can get her a guest.
And I'm thinking, well.
You're reading part too far.
I know how y'all are.
And I know how Jamie is.
And I know for a fact that Jamie would go, hmm, if you took a different person.
I hear you.
Well, I wasn't planning on taking a different person.
I think you can take me without getting a reaction.
I think it would be a very fun experience to do with you.
What color do you think you're going to get?
So I don't know.
Jill, when she went, they told her that she was in an autumn.
So like she has a little tiny fan deck now over colors that she can keep in her purse.
So when she goes shopping, she can like kind of pick and choose based on what might look
best on her.
Of course, like you're still going to want to wear black and different things because
she was so black wasn't one of her colors.
I'm like blacks.
Everybody's like verbatim blacks.
Everybody's color.
So like I'm not taking my black out of my closet.
I don't know, man.
I'd take this.
I'd take what that lady said to heart.
What if they say sweatshirts aren't your thing, Dale?
No more hoodies.
You really do wear too many logos.
When Dale and I get ready and we're going anywhere, but somewhere like if he's not
going to the racetrack, we're going somewhere personal, especially like a family gathering
or whatever.
I'm like, we're not selling anything today.
Please put on a plaid or a regular plain t-shirt.
Like he gets sent back to the closet quite a bit, but he does have a lot of nice clothes,
but that's going to force us both to like clean out the closet.
And I am a hot mess in the closet.
I know it.
And I think maybe secretly Dale's like, I'm going to get her this and this is going to
force her to have to throw away half of these things or at least clean it up,
which isn't a bad idea.
Yeah.
But I feel like that's a whole nother separate gift I need.
Like, can I just get an extra set of arms or something for physically taking the stuff out?
It's a lot.
Our closet has just recently crossed the line.
Well, I got rid of the hanging rack.
From ridiculous to crushing.
Yeah.
Like the walls are literally closing in on you.
You almost have to like spread the, spread the clothes to get through.
So a small example of this would be is like Amy never,
Amy doesn't get rid of anything.
That's not entirely true, but Amy doesn't get rid of anything.
So like she accumulates and accumulates.
She wears.
I don't get rid of my nice things.
No, she wears 20% of the things that are in there,
but she doesn't get rid of it.
Like it's just more and more stuff.
Me, same thing, like I every year I accumulate 100 new shirts, T shirts,
like all new logo shirts, all new sponsor shirts,
all new junior motors, sport stuff.
We got jerky boy stuff.
We got this stuff.
We got foot filter time.
We got every year there's like a new batch
and they're, and I don't really get old, get rid of the old batch.
And so like it's just more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more
and more pop, you know, just busting at the seams.
And dresses are fluffier than T shirts.
So, and I've never.
I haven't thrown away a pair of shoes in 20 years. That's a fact. His shoes have dust bunnies on them
Like I've got shoe racks in the closet and there are certain certain shoes that just like you could write your name in
Yeah, I've got multiple pairs of shoes that haven't left the shelf in over 10 years
Get rid of them. I know I want to do it. Here's the thing. I
Don't want I don't know I don't I don't have a confidence in myself to go
I'm gonna throw this pair out. No
Yeah, you'll get rid of the wrong thing I'll get rid of the wrong thing and I'm like Amy
He won't remember what we actually just bought and I know I'll throw away the new pair and keep the 10-year-old pair
Not he's done that with some of his clothes throw the way the ones that have dust all over them
They all do because I try I mean literally wears a sneaker literally wear like the same five pair shoes, but
But when he goes somewhere nice, he needs to have the nice shoes
We just need to get rid of the dated stuff
Yeah, but I need so I'll say I want to slide in the window in the closet
And I'm just gonna like like a louge. I wish I just lose my clothes out to a box in the lawn
So I'll carry the down if you just want to pile it up put it on top of the stairs
But I the thing is is like I'm like hey Amy
Come up step come upstairs and help me decide what to throw away and she's like yeah
It's like the last thing I want to do today is go stand there
He's like a child though. Yep. Nope. Yeah as soon as you sit down on the couch and get comfortable
He's like oh since you're free. I got something for you. I'm like I was gonna relax
Now that the kids are doing their own thing. He's like no, but now I need you like no not going up to the closet
So yeah, that's really the only time that I would say no to that, but you do need help
Yeah, dude. Well, we're thinking maybe the color swatch lady is gonna kick us into gear
And it'll make it easier to get rid of some decisions easier. Yeah, we donate everything
We just I got we put it all in big trash bags and everything that we get rid of as it goes to Christian mission
So we're gonna do a little
Family feud okay today. So the first question is and so you guys will discuss what you think the answers are
Top four things a 50 year old man does to feel young
Play video games, huh? Nope
The question was
Top four things a 50 year old man does to feel young. Oh top four things a 50 year old man does to feel young
Daddy younger woman. Yep
By a new car by a new car, that's just gonna say that yep
So video games was not in there
Workout nope train
Sitting a bar
No
Join a basketball league what?
No
So we got to get to
Top four things men do to feel young 50 year old man does to feel young
Dyes his hair. Yep. Oh
Good one. Yep
Dyes his hair Daisy younger chick gets a new car
Oh
You're gonna hear it and go yep, I mean divorces his wife
That's been up there, but I guess that goes with the date a younger girl. Yeah one usually comes before the other but not always
like off nope
You want to hear it? Yeah, get a tattoo. Oh
To an idiot good lord. You're what an idiot. Yeah
Especially when you're 50 already you're already getting some wrinkles putting tattoos on that's probably not the easiest thing to do
All right next one
Tattoos are supposed to be something like your younger self gets yeah, you're dumb. You're dumb young self this one was
People were asked to name something specific that has a long neck. There's five things that has a long neck. Yes beer
giraffe
Beer is number three. Oh a beer anything not an animal anything that's Dale. That's I mean he didn't hesitate
That was easy right off the bat and giraffe is number one
long neck
Now my brain spun out I was just that I was just doing animals
There's a dinosaur with a long neck. It's not on there
peacock
That's not there's two animals, but they're not the peacock. No, not a peacock, but ostrich. Yes, that's number two. Sorry
I got mixed up
And they're not even close to the same
A snake
Doesn't have a neck
Or shoulders all neck they call them no shoulders no shoulders
One animal and one object
The animal
No, he's got a little extra neck. We don't mean it
Swan that's the animal was a swan. Yes. Yeah, damn he didn't
I thought you said there were just two animals one animal one object
Okay, got it. We don't we don't know an object. Yeah an object. Oh wait. I thought we were four or five five. Oh
Another long neck
Just tell us guitar. Oh
I didn't know they called that a neck. Yeah, did you never got it? Nope
This is four things name the worst things to forget to pack when you go on vacation toothbrush underwear
One and two
Your actual suitcase
Like leaving your suitcase behind now. Well, that's I think close is it's closed. It closes number two
I think that includes your phone charger. Yep. Oh
Trimmer beard trimmer, that's in your toiletries will count told trees
What else do you pack passport? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah passport
All right, here's I think one anywhere my favorite one
Name something and this there's five name something a man has that he loves to show off to other men
Trading cards
His woman car is one his younger wife's his new girlfriend girls number two house
The house is not up there. Well, that's a chick thing land property. No, you're getting close with the guns
No shop building man cave man cave man cave shop. There's two more things
Man likes to show off one something you do and the other thing is you own
Like show off
Your golf swing yep, I was gonna say I didn't know if you got a good one
It's worth showing off. They love to a golfer's love to do. Yeah, watch me go one more. It's you can you own it?
You own it. So it's an object
It's not a car collection of some sort it could be could be
I
The guns no
Your helmet collection your liquor knife. Oh that that would be a good one. Yeah, your liquor collection your wine collection
That's not it's a power tools. What stop?
Who did you pull for this? Who shows off their power tools the internet man? I don't know I
Don't give a shit at my dream
Someone else's power tools. I don't
I'm not saying that I these are my answer
So if I see some if I see something in the garage or something I go where'd you get that and
Then I'm gonna put a note in my head or take a picture of it and I'll get my own but I don't I don't go
Let's go out look at your power tools and stuff
Show you so much got in the garage
Yeah, I mean is it a matter of guys hanging out in the garage and that's why it probably is that all but also sometimes the man cave
Yeah, that's probably how I mean garage beers are like one of the best places to check this out
The other day we were oh
We we we had taken taking the kids to eat somewhere and Amy's like can we go battle loads?
I'm like you damn right. We can go by the bear in the woods hell. Yes
I've been wanting to get a little electric freakin chainsaw. You bet your ass were going to lose
And so and I want to look at the plants like I do I wish you know girls are in the garden section and tails inside
Lowe's by the way
We I went through the garden section with both children with got a pallet full of flowers got them loaded in the truck
With the tailgate locked so we're going up and over and up and over with all of our flowers
Before this guy even gets his stuff bought and checked out yeah from the store inside
Gagging through there talking to all the ladies he came he comes out with free bags of birdseed and oh, yeah
begin with I go into the
Plant section and the ladies like anything I can help you is there anything you're looking for and I said my wife
And she goes oh
Well, they they got such such such here. Let me give you a couple bags of birdseed
No, and I'm filling up my bag. You know my free birdseed all kinds of stuff and I got my little left
So I bought a side-by-side when it snowed real heavy and me and the girls rode it back through the woods
And I ain't been back on my trails in a long time and there was limbs everywhere trees across the trails and stuff
And I was like I'm gonna give me a little electric battery-powered chainsaw. They make a battery-powered change. Yeah, and I'm like
I'm getting that and so I wanted to get it sent to the house from Lowe's, but they require signature
And I'm never we missed that. I know he tried twice and missed the guy at the gate twice
I ain't never available for signature. And so
Yeah, I win it when she said you wanna go Lowe's. I'm like
I equally went in there asking for my where my husband was and they're like I think he went back there to the new cigar bar
And I was like I just looked at him and goes just kid. We didn't
I
Wouldn't be shocked if that was an actual thing, but I was just shocked that I didn't know about it yet
There's a speakeasy in the back. Can you imagine if that Lowe's had beer. It'd be great
Why don't Lowe's why doesn't Lowe's they should have a champagne bar in there, too
Like there's always one part of the couple that doesn't want to be in the Lowe's right mimosas on Sundays
Like yeah only it and opposite side of the store. They need a what they need a champagne ring for the ladies
Right next to the flowers
Speak easy for the men. Yeah, you're welcome. Lowe's are you listening? I mean they got bars in grocery stores now
Yeah, you can go to Lowe's
It's not a crazy idea. Yeah, they have happy hour at the Lowe's foods. Yeah, and that's another thing
Like what is up with the like Lowe's foods and then the Lowe's hardware
It's not the same. Oh, I know it like how did that happen? How's that allowed probably because there's it's only trademark under like
Lowe's home improvement home improvement stuff and not grocery store
I think they need to get together and somebody to see these decide to change it to like flows or
Flo's
We have a water burger. That's that's the I know you're just not like can we just share the Brian's want to share
The Sean's want to share. No, he's got a point that Lowe's and Lowe's. I mean it's spelled exactly the same the Brian's
We're back to the name thing. I shouldn't have brought this up
Water burger Lowe's all of it like I was texting last night about a tube
I was texting with a friend about a Brian and I keep having to spell check
Change the because it my phone's trying to spell it one way, but it's supposed to be spelled the other way and I'm like
I'd like to throw Laney into the mix too. There's Laney. There's ie and there's e y and I have people have it spelled
Both ways and it's like yeah, the best part about the best part about the name debate was going into my comments and
Seeing all of the different Sean's yeah vying for their there, you know, but sh a un what's in on this? Yeah
Yeah, there was
A whole third Sean that we hadn't we hadn't even mentioned and they were like what about us
We need to be heard
And it's clearly the third the least popular spelling. Yeah, that's funny
Like don't leave us out. We're already dangling fire thread down here fight for our lives
Oh, man, it's funny. Sorry. We got off tangent. No, it's good. Uh, all right. We got one more. I think we fit in here
Uh, five words that were used to describe the last kiss your man gave you
The last kiss. Yes
Your man gave you this was uh, you know that you pull like a hundred people. Yeah a peck. Let's hear it. Nope
Sloppy. Hey, hey, this is the the universe man. No, it's not my questionnaire
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