138. The Pile Up EP24: Extermination of the Clunker
About this episode
A lively discussion unfolds around the impact of the Cash for Clunkers program, which aimed to stimulate the economy during the 2008 financial crisis by incentivizing the trade-in of older, less fuel-efficient vehicles. The hosts share personal anecdotes about clunkers and breakdowns, while lamenting the loss of iconic cars like the Pontiac Trans Am and GMC Typhoon that were crushed under the program. They explore the irony of destroying functional vehicles and the environmental implications, all while maintaining a humorous and nostalgic tone.
Emily tells the chilling story of the government program know as Cash 4 Clunkers. Rose has a vannin breakdown story of epic proportions.
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Chevrolet Astro
"...in this Astro actually I had to do the floor I used to be able to see the ground that kind of shocks me it's so new I know you don't have to do the floor in an 88 very often..."
The Chevrolet Astro is a type of van that was made by Chevrolet. It was popular for families and businesses because it has a lot of space inside.
The Chevrolet Astro is a mid-size van that was produced by Chevrolet from 1985 to 2005. Known for its spacious interior and versatility, the Astro was often used for both family transport and commercial purposes.
Hemi
"...it was like this guy he had all these 50s Hemi cars and then he just had..."
Hemi is a special kind of engine shape that helps cars run better and faster. It's often found in certain Chrysler and Dodge cars.
Hemi refers to a type of engine design characterized by a hemispherical combustion chamber. This design allows for more efficient airflow and combustion, leading to increased power and performance. Hemi engines are particularly associated with Chrysler and Dodge vehicles.
five-speed
"but it was a factory five-speed whoa and that was why I was going because I was starting to acquire the parts to convert my automatic astro at a 91"
A five-speed is a type of gear system in cars that lets you change speeds manually. It has five different settings to help the car go faster or slower as needed.
A five-speed refers to a manual transmission with five gears. This allows for better control over the vehicle's speed and power compared to an automatic transmission.
automatic transmission
"to convert my automatic astro at a 91 and my boss's dad was like hey I saw this astro in a in the auction that I'm going to"
An automatic transmission is a system in a car that changes gears by itself, so the driver doesn't have to do it manually. This makes driving easier, especially in traffic.
An automatic transmission is a type of vehicle transmission that automatically changes the gear ratios as the vehicle moves, allowing the driver to focus on driving without needing to manually shift gears.
wiper motor
"...the last thing I want to do is build up a bunch of friction and burn up my wiper motor..."
The wiper motor makes the windshield wipers move so you can see clearly when it's raining. If it wears out, the wipers won't work properly.
The wiper motor is an electric motor that powers the windshield wipers, allowing them to move back and forth to clear rain or debris from the windshield.
flat tire
"...it was a flat tire almost it was weird it was yeah what it was like..."
A flat tire means the tire has lost air and can't hold the car up properly. It can happen if something sharp pokes it or if there's a hole.
A flat tire occurs when a tire loses air pressure, making it unable to support the vehicle's weight. This can happen due to punctures, leaks, or damage to the tire.
bearing
"...I feel like I heard the bearing and I just could not believe I just did that bearing..."
A bearing helps parts of a car move smoothly. It's like a little helper that lets wheels turn without getting stuck.
A bearing is a mechanical component that allows for smooth rotation or movement between parts, often found in wheels and engines. In this context, it seems to refer to a wheel bearing, which supports the wheel and allows it to rotate freely.
9-inch Ford
"...and of course a 9-inch Ford will do the job..."
The 9-inch Ford is a strong type of rear axle that many car enthusiasts use for racing or heavy-duty applications because it can handle a lot of power.
The 9-inch Ford refers to a specific type of rear axle commonly used in Ford vehicles, known for its strength and versatility in performance applications.
Citroen Axel
"...uld just walk everywhere we were walking with the axel we're at this hotel they had a gravel part of th..."
oil pan
"...the time at Joe at Chucks I dropped the oil pan and re-torque the mains and the rods..."
The oil pan is where the engine oil is stored. When someone 'drops the oil pan,' they are removing it to clean or fix something inside the engine.
The oil pan is a reservoir that holds the engine oil in a vehicle. It is located at the bottom of the engine and is essential for lubricating engine components. Dropping the oil pan allows access to the engine's internals for maintenance or repairs.
headers
"...used a torch to weld a crack in the headers whoa so that was pretty involved..."
Headers help carry exhaust gases away from the engine. If they get cracked, it can cause problems with how the car runs, and they might need to be welded to fix them.
Headers are part of the exhaust system that collect exhaust gases from the engine's cylinders and direct them into the exhaust system. They can be prone to cracks, which can lead to performance issues or exhaust leaks.
Chevrolet Camaro
"...shield smashed and then there's like a there's a Camaro with no front bumper no driver's window no sail w..."
cash for clunkers
"...speaking of junkers I've been reading about cash for clunkers before we get deep into this I..."
Cash for Clunkers was a program where people could get money for trading in their old cars for new, more efficient ones. It was designed to help the environment and the car industry.
Cash for Clunkers was a government program aimed at encouraging people to trade in older, less fuel-efficient vehicles for new ones, providing financial incentives to boost auto sales and reduce emissions.
Chrysler
"...in April 30th of 2009 Chrysler filed for bankruptcy GM Chrysler well yeah a month later GM followed suit..."
Chrysler is a car company in the U.S. that makes vehicles. In 2009, it faced serious financial problems and had to file for bankruptcy to stay in business.
Chrysler is an American automobile manufacturer that filed for bankruptcy in 2009 during the financial crisis. It was part of a significant restructuring process that involved government assistance to survive.
General Motors
"...a month later GM followed suit and they also filed for bankruptcy..."
General Motors, or GM, is a big car company that makes many popular brands. In 2009, it had financial troubles and had to file for bankruptcy to reorganize.
General Motors (GM) is one of the largest automobile manufacturers in the world. It filed for bankruptcy in June 2009, which led to a major restructuring and government intervention.
Saturn
"ouch Saturn didn't make it... the government gave them an 80 billion dollar bail out Saturn yes just Saturn just Saturn"
Saturn was a car brand in the U.S. that made cars popular in the 1990s. They were known for being different from other car companies and had a loyal following.
Saturn was an American automobile manufacturer and a subsidiary of General Motors, known for its innovative approach to car sales and customer service. The brand was particularly popular in the 1990s for its compact cars and unique marketing strategies.
Mercury Marauder
"...se gas guzzlers well and here were the 79 mercury marauder which one I think that's the car from uncle buck..."
gas guzzler
"...even though if it was the biggest gas guzzling car in the us it had to be drivable and had to get 18 miles per gallon or less..."
A 'gas guzzler' is a car that uses a lot of gas and doesn't go very far on a gallon of fuel. These cars are usually older and not very efficient.
A 'gas guzzler' refers to a vehicle that consumes a large amount of fuel relative to its distance traveled, typically resulting in low miles per gallon (MPG) ratings. This term is often used to describe older cars that are less fuel-efficient compared to modern vehicles.
miles per gallon (MPG)
"...it had to be drivable and had to get 18 miles per gallon or less and then if you bought a 22 mile per gallon car..."
Miles per gallon (MPG) tells you how many miles a car can drive using just one gallon of gas. The higher the number, the better the car is at saving fuel.
Miles per gallon (MPG) is a measure of how far a vehicle can travel on one gallon of fuel. Higher MPG ratings indicate better fuel efficiency, meaning the car can go further on less fuel.
new car
"...but and it had to be a new car how do you take an 84 Buick gas guzzler that's a member of your family and sell it..."
A 'new car' is one that has never been owned before. It's bought straight from the dealership and usually comes with a warranty.
A 'new car' refers to a vehicle that has not been previously owned or used. It is typically sold by a dealership and comes with a manufacturer's warranty.
Ford F150
"we're gonna follow one Ford f-150 through the process it's a loaded four door Ford f-150"
The Ford F-150 is a popular pickup truck that can be used for work or personal use. It's known for being strong and reliable.
The Ford F-150 is a full-size pickup truck known for its versatility and capability. It is one of the best-selling vehicles in the United States and is available in various configurations and trims.
5.4 liter V8
"loaded four door Ford f-150 XLT with a 5.4 liter v8"
The 5.4 liter V8 is a type of engine that has eight cylinders and is 5.4 liters in size. It's known for being powerful and is used in some Ford trucks.
The 5.4 liter V8 is an engine configuration commonly used in various Ford vehicles, particularly the F-150. It is known for its power and reliability, often referred to as the 'mod motor.'
sodium silicate
"...they use a solution of 40 sodium silicate and 60 water oh my god replace the oil with that make it stop they start the engine..."
Sodium silicate is a chemical that can be used in different ways, like sealing things or even in construction. Here, it's mixed with water and used instead of oil in an engine for a specific purpose.
Sodium silicate is a compound commonly used in various industrial applications, including as a sealant and in concrete. In this context, it is being used in an experimental process to potentially clean or repair the engine by replacing the oil with a mixture of sodium silicate and water.
engine
"body it's not good for your engine and it gets hot inside your rings the cylinders also can't be"
An engine is what makes a car go. It's like the heart of the car that turns fuel into energy to move the vehicle.
The engine is a crucial component of a vehicle that converts fuel into mechanical energy to power the vehicle. It consists of various parts that work together to create motion.
V8
"...about the v8s and about like oh you're not gonna you can't find the parts for these anymore..."
A V8 engine has eight cylinders arranged in a V shape, which helps it produce a lot of power. It's commonly found in larger cars and trucks.
A V8 is an eight-cylinder engine configuration where the cylinders are arranged in a V shape. This design allows for more power and smoother operation compared to smaller engines.
Ford Expeditions
"...is smoking right yeah there's people driving like expeditions that are smoking as bad as the astro was like i'..."
Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser
"...think about how many like oldsmobile custom cruisers and like delta 88s and LTDs and malibus we lost..."
The Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser is a large family car that looks like a wagon. It's designed to carry lots of people and their stuff, and it was made by the Oldsmobile brand, which is no longer in business.
The Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser was a full-size station wagon produced by Oldsmobile from the late 1970s to the early 1990s. It was known for its spacious interior and family-friendly features, making it a popular choice among buyers during its production years.
Ford LTD
"...think about how many like oldsmobile custom cruisers and like delta 88s and LTDs and malibus we lost..."
The Ford LTD is a large car that was made for many years. It was popular for being comfortable and was often used by police or as a taxi because it was reliable.
The Ford LTD was a full-size car produced by Ford from 1965 to 1986. It was known for its luxurious features and was often used as a police car or taxi due to its reliability and size.
Oldsmobile Delta 88
"...think about how many like oldsmobile custom cruisers and like delta 88s and LTDs and malibus we lost..."
The Oldsmobile Delta 88 is a big car that was made for many years. It's known for being comfortable and having a lot of space inside for passengers and luggage.
The Oldsmobile Delta 88 was a full-size car produced by Oldsmobile from 1949 until 1999. It was known for its comfortable ride and spacious interior, making it a popular choice for families.
Chevrolet Malibus
"... custom cruisers and like delta 88s and LTDs and malibus we lost yeah and like big caprices like 70s capri..."
GMC Typhoon
"car number one a 1992 gmc typhoon taint never heard of it no that's a sick ass truck... they made less than 5000"
The GMC Typhoon is a powerful SUV from 1992 that has a turbocharged engine, which means it gets extra power from a device that forces more air into the engine. Only a few were made, so it's pretty rare and special.
The GMC Typhoon is a high-performance SUV produced in the early 1990s, known for its turbocharged engine and sporty design. It was part of a limited production run, with fewer than 5,000 units made, making it a rare and sought-after vehicle among enthusiasts.
turbocharged
"this truck had a turbocharged 4.3 liter v6 i think"
Turbocharging is a way to make an engine more powerful by forcing more air into it. This helps the engine burn more fuel and go faster.
Turbocharging is a technology that uses a turbine to force more air into the engine, allowing it to burn more fuel and produce more power. This results in improved performance and efficiency.
Chevrolet Blazer
"...r v6 i think it looks like a blacked out lowered blazer what did i say i said it was a turbocharged s15 ..."
GMC Syclone
"oh it's the cyclone syclo any yeah well this is a typhoon okay sorry my my bad storm my yeah exactly exactly"
The GMC Syclone is a fast pickup truck from the early '90s. It has a powerful engine and can drive all four wheels, which helps it go really fast.
The GMC Syclone is a high-performance pickup truck produced in the early 1990s, known for its turbocharged V6 engine and all-wheel drive, making it one of the fastest trucks of its time.
Chevrolet S10 Blazer
"...t's why i like the truck because it looks like a s10 blazer to me yeah yeah it's cool and the typhoon is real..."
Kia Tasman
"...ues it does this one is a real weird one 1980 tbr tasman 280i convertible it looks as if a Ferrari and a ..."
Pontiac Fiero
"... 280i convertible it looks as if a Ferrari and a fiero made love is that a good thing sounds like a pant..."
Ford Cortina
"...ds like a pantera steering and gearbox from Ford Cortina is it mid-engine and i don't know okay i'm not su..."
Ford Capri
"...makes sense to me i had rear lamp clusters from a capri and a 2.8 liter cologne v6 engine oh and the rea..."
Jaguar Xjs
"...st it had a rear differential and brakes from the Jaguar XJS interesting yeah so there was that car okay and ..."
Pontiac Transam
"...is one is really bad it's a 1989 20th anniversary Pontiac Transam it was the pace car omg for the indy 500 i belie..."
Buick Grand Nationals
"...k turbo 3.8 liter oh v6 which is what was in the grand nationals oh my goodness it would go zero to 60 in under fi..."
Audi Quattro
"...e other notable cars that were crushed 1985 audi quattro and this is this is a sick little hatchback rally..."
Toyota Supras
"...but there was 2000 don't even worry about it 327 supras that's pretty sad that's also pretty i know i was..."
Pontiac Firebird
"...ah yeah they're kind of cool and then 569 in the firebird transam oh my oh that's too many 1500 crown vicks..."
Porsche 928S
"... mercedes 4000 bmw's yeah fuck them some Porsche 928s s4 and 944s and then some amc eagles no i don't k..."
Porsche 944S
"...00 bmw's yeah fuck them some Porsche 928s s4 and 944s and then some amc eagles no i don't know how many..."
Ford Explorer
"...r to scrap it yeah okay so number one was a ford explorer four-wheel drive ford f150 two-wheel drive was se..."
Jeep Grand
"...eel drive ford f150 two-wheel drive was second uh jeep grand cherokee four-wheel drive third ford explorer tw..."
Jeep Cherokee
"...rd f150 two-wheel drive was second uh jeep grand cherokee four-wheel drive third ford explorer two-wheel dr..."
Toyota Corolla
"... hear what was the most bought number one twitter corolla number two honda civic number three twitter camr..."
Honda Civic
"...ought number one twitter corolla number two honda civic number three twitter camry number four finally f..."
Toyota Camry
"...olla number two honda civic number three twitter camry number four finally ford focus number five hondae..."
Honda Accord
"...rsa number seven twitter prius number eight honda accord number nine honda fit and ten ford escape two-wh..."
Toyota Prius
"...dra number six nissan versa number seven twitter prius number eight honda accord number nine honda fit ..."
Ford Escape
"... honda accord number nine honda fit and ten ford escape two-wheel drive i think it was i think it was int..."
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