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Bikers and goths

Bikers and goths

Smith and Sniff Mar 09, 2026 60 min
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The hosts share their experience at Matlock Bath, a unique landlocked seaside town buzzing with bikers and goths. They explore the Great British Car Journey museum, highlighting rare British cars like the Mark III Escort and an original Aston Martin Lagonda with its iconic cathode ray dashboard. The conversation weaves through quirky observations about special edition cars, nature like the ancient monkey puzzle tree, and amusing anecdotes about insects and wing walking. The episode blends car culture with offbeat humor and local charm, creating a relaxed and engaging atmosphere.

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Concept

Mission Motorsport

"It's sailed out, which is great because it's in aid of an excellent cause, Mission Motorsport."

Mission Motorsport is a group that helps injured soldiers feel better by letting them take part in car racing and other car activities.

Concept

Great British Car Journey

"And we have just been to the Great British Car Journey where we're doing the show."

The Great British Car Journey is a place where you can see lots of old and famous British cars all in one spot.

Car

Ford Escort Mark III

"looking at a Mark III escort, like a 1.3L, I think it was original shape, not the 86 facelift."

The Ford Escort Mark III is a type of small car made by Ford in the 1980s. It had different engine sizes, like a 1.3-liter engine, which means the size of the engine inside the car.

Term

Cosworth

"why haven't you got a Cosworth in here? Can I see them?"

Cosworth is a company that makes very strong and fast engines for cars. When people talk about a 'Cosworth' car, they mean a car that has been made faster and more powerful by this company.

Concept

limited edition

"It was, you know, the 80 special editions, the names and the bad stripes and things they added. But so lazily done. So lazy."

A limited edition car is a special kind of car made in small amounts, with different looks or features than the regular ones.

Car

Citroën Saxo

"Long before the king of lazy limited editions, the Citroen Saxo, as we know, was unassailable as every single Saxo was a special edition somehow."

The Citroën Saxo is a small car from France that had lots of different versions with small changes, like different colors or stripes.

Car

Citroen Saxo

"...ong before the king of lazy limited editions, the Citroen Saxo, as we know, was unassailable as every single Sa..."

The Citroen Saxo is a small, simple car that was easy to drive and didn’t cost much. Many people used it to get around town because it was cheap and reliable.

Car

Chevrolet Nova

"And the Astro, the Mark II Astro and the Nova of the time, I think, were actually the 80s champions of special editions that were."

The Chevrolet Nova is a small car made by Chevrolet. It was popular for special versions that had extra features or looked different.

Term

special edition

"And the Astro, the Mark II Astro and the Nova of the time, I think, were actually the 80s champions of special editions that were."

A special edition car is a car that has extra or different features than the normal one. They are often made in small numbers so they are special.

Car

Chevrolet Astro

"And the Astro, the Mark II Astro and the Nova of the time, I think, were actually the 80s champions of special editions that were."

The Chevrolet Astro is a type of van made by Chevrolet. It was popular a long time ago and people used it for carrying family or stuff.

Term

factory tilt slide sunroof

"But like, except I have this feeling, if you look at it, there's certain things on that car that are factory fit, like it has a proper factory tilt slide sunroof."

A factory tilt slide sunroof is a window on the roof of the car that can open a little or slide back. It is put in by the car maker, not added later.

Car

Aston Martin Lagonda

"...is an original Aston Martin Lagonda. Oh shit, yeah. But like a really original one with the cathode ray instruments."

The Aston Martin Lagonda is a fancy car made by Aston Martin. It was special because it had cool digital screens inside when most cars had regular dials.

Term

cathode ray instruments

"...really original one with the cathode ray instruments."

Cathode ray instruments are old-style digital screens in some cars that showed things like speed. They worked kind of like old TV screens.

Term

B pillar

"It's quite narrow as a B pillar to sort of rear footwells. It's not over, but maybe that's deliberate because that car was targeted at the US and the Middle East."

The B pillar is the strong post between the front and back doors of a car that helps keep the car safe and sturdy.

Car

Ford Falcon

"... great sort of, you know, oil shake with a with a falcon on his arm. Yeah."

The Ford Falcon is a big car made by Ford that lots of people used for everyday driving a long time ago. It was known for being strong and reliable, so many families liked it.

Car

Renault Zoe

"The Renault Zoe and I have one of those and I was good friends with it. Which David Tuhigg, chief engineer of the Zoe."

The Renault Zoe is a small electric car made by Renault. It runs on electricity instead of gasoline and is good for city driving.

Car

Chevrolet Camaro

"There's a bright yellow Camaro just gone past."

The Chevrolet Camaro is a fast and sporty car made in America. People like it because it looks cool and can go really fast.

Brand

Harley-Davidson

"Would he ride the same kind of Harley as we saw earlier on with the most extraordinarily terrible graphics all over it?"

Harley-Davidson makes big motorcycles that are easy to recognize because of their loud sound and cool style. Many people love riding them for fun and adventure.

Concept

pre-war cars

"A couple of pre-war cars out on the road looking really..."

Pre-war cars are old cars made before World War II, so they look very different from modern cars and are often very special or collectible.

Term

roadster

"But one of them had no roof, roadster-ish."

A roadster is a small car that usually only has two seats and no roof, so you can drive with the wind in your hair.

Term

lateral shudder

""I mean, those cars, they vibrate a lot surely. They do. And the ride quality is going to be poor. Yeah, there's a lot of lateral shudder.""

Lateral shudder is when a car shakes side to side while driving, making the ride uncomfortable. It usually happens because something is off with the car's wheels or suspension.

Part

Coventry Simplex engine

"It's got a 1.5-litre Coventry Simplex engine. That's it. Yeah. Recursor of Coventry Climax."

This was an old type of engine made in Britain a long time ago. It was simple and worked well for the cars back then.

Term

1.5-litre engine

"It's got a 1.5-litre Coventry Simplex engine."

This means the engine is medium-sized, with space inside it to burn fuel and make power.

Brand

Coventry Climax

"Recursor of Coventry Climax. Yes."

Coventry Climax was a company that made special engines that were light and powerful, often used in race cars.

Car

Vauxhall Cresta PA

"I think one of those voxel crasters was the car that they were all sitting in, singing in ghost town by the specials. Oh no wait, because look here, it's come up. It was a 1961 or 62 voxel crasta PA. Bang, there we go. That is the one with the wraparound front of this house."

The Vauxhall Cresta PA is a car made in Britain around 1961 or 1962. It looks like the big American cars from the 1950s with a special curved front window.

Car

American Motors Corporation (Amc) Matador

"Yeah, a big, a big. And they're a bit of Matador. And they're like, what the hell's going on here..."

The AMC Matador is a medium-sized car made in America many years ago. It came in different styles and was known for looking a bit different from other cars at the time.

Car

TR6

"a solid contender for silica lady excellence would be Joanna Lumley, except that I think she is more Triumph T-R6 kind of lady. Yeah, she was."

The TR6 is an old British sports car that’s fun to drive and looks very stylish. People who like classic cars often enjoy owning one because it feels special on the road.

Car

Ford Capri

"... in that thing on early Top Gear where she had a Capri. Did she?"

The Ford Capri is a small, sporty car that was popular in Europe many years ago. People liked it because it looked cool and was fun to drive without costing too much.

Car

Toyota Celica

"... reason why I think Princess Leia is the original Celica lady, she didn't actually drive the Celica spoil..."

The Toyota Celica is a small, sporty car that lots of people liked because it looked good and was easy to take care of. It was made for people who wanted a fun car without spending too much money.

Car

Volkswagen Gti

"...the UK in the 80s or early 90s had a Peugeot 205 GTi to give away, which they accidentally failed to g..."

The Volkswagen Golf is a small car that lots of people like because it’s easy to drive and good for everyday use. It’s been made for many years and is known for being reliable and comfortable.

Car

Peugeot 205

"...nization in the UK in the 80s or early 90s had a Peugeot 205 GTi to give away, which they accidentally failed ..."

The Peugeot 205 CTI is a small car with a roof that can open up, so you can enjoy fresh air while driving. It was popular because it was easy to drive and fun to use on nice days.

Car

Peugeot 205 GTI

"This is an old clock out. Oh, I was told a story about a media organization in the UK in the 80s or early 90s had a Peugeot 205 GTi to give away, which they accidentally failed to give to a natural competition winner."

The Peugeot 205 GTi is a small, sporty car made in the 1980s and 1990s. People liked it because it was fun to drive and quick for its size.

Car

Toyota Alphard

"...e me realise that when we talked about Gulliver's Alphard for a long time. No."

The Toyota Alphard is a big, fancy van that can carry lots of people comfortably. It’s like a moving living room, great for families or groups who want to travel in style.

Car

Nissan Serena

"...ve a smaller car. He could, you know, Gulliver's Serena. Yeah, what about the..."

The Nissan Serena is a big van that can carry many people and their stuff. Families like it because it’s roomy and comfortable for trips.

Car

Hustler Suzuki Hustler

"I don't know. The Suzuki Hustler is kind of an MPV. It's not the super sort of up..."

The Suzuki Hustler is a small car that looks a bit like a tiny SUV. It’s easy to park and good for driving around the city.

Concept

limited production run

"and just 25 were made. So it's a rare thing. That is a rare thing. That is a rare and a cool thing."

Limited production run means the car was only made in small numbers, so not many exist, which can make it special and more valuable.

Car

Zenvo ST1

"Of part sharing. Neptune used to own this Rover ST1 and he went, I'll put that way, no one will find..."

The Zenvo ST1 is a very fast and rare sports car made in Denmark. It’s special because only a few were made, and it can go really, really fast.

Car

Mazda MX-5

""...this tidy MX-5. First generation. I bury it on a beach. You know, he's safe there.""

The Mazda MX-5 is a small, sporty car that is fun to drive and easy to handle. The first version came out in the late 1980s and is well-loved by car fans.

Term

CB radio

"Stereo, input for CB radio. It had corded mics and receivers for both rider"

A CB radio is a small radio that lets drivers talk to each other over short distances. It's often used by truckers and motorcyclists to share information while on the road.

Concept

mechanically immaculate

""I'm still on this quest to find a gold wing that's mechanically immaculate and it just has handlebars which look like a swatted crane fly.""

Mechanically immaculate means the bike or car works perfectly with no problems or broken parts.

Term

handlebars

""...it just has handlebars which look like a swatted crane fly. I really, really want a flat six.""

Handlebars are the bars you hold to steer a motorcycle. They help you turn and control the bike.

Part

flat six

""I really, really want a flat six. But our contact, again, I won't name them because they don't want to get me in trouble...""

A flat six is a type of engine with six parts that make power, arranged flat and opposite each other. This helps the bike or car stay balanced and run smoothly.

Term

24 valve

"that actual Capri has, I think, a 24 valve. ... And it's because it's got a Granada or Scorpio. Yeah. A 24 valve cosmos in it."

A 24-valve engine means the engine has 24 little doors (valves) that open and close to let air and fuel in and out. This helps the engine work better and makes the car more powerful.

Car

Ford Granada

"...if you look closely. And it's because it's got a Granada or Scorpio. Yeah."

The Ford Granada is a big car that was made to be comfortable and roomy. Many people used it for work or family trips because it was easy to drive and had plenty of space.

Car

Opel Manta

"or I haven't seen it yet. But he looks like a Manta guy. Oh."

The Opel Manta is a small, sporty car made in Germany a long time ago. People liked it because it looked cool and was fun to drive on twisty roads.

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