About this episode
Johnny Smith and Richard Porter dive into the quirky world of car fragrances, specifically the infamous magic tree air fresheners. They share humorous anecdotes about their experiences with these scents, including an overwhelming vanilla mishap. The conversation shifts to vintage finds, including a unique medallion and a Seiko watch, sparking a lively discussion about their value and nostalgia. The episode also touches on a listener's connection between a Matra Rancho and a Honda Prelude from a Dutch children's show, highlighting the show's charm and the duo's camaraderie.
Jonny and Richard discuss a used car ad trope. Also in this episode, Magic Trees and adult dancers, an unusual necklace, Bassie & Adriaan and their Prelude, a shout out for merch designers, an AI-altered car advert, the podcast Saab going for an MOT, rumours that Jaguar Land Rover is to assembly cars for a Chinese company, and the imminent death of the Tesla Model S.
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Seat Leon
"...the only time I've ever bought and used a magic tree was I had a Seat Leon long-term test car from Evo..."
The Seat Leon is a small car made by the company Seat. It's designed to be fun to drive and is often used by families or for everyday commuting.
The Seat Leon is a compact car produced by the Spanish manufacturer Seat. It's known for its sporty design and practicality, making it a popular choice in the hatchback segment.
Porsche Boxster
"...I could swap it. I'll straight swap it with a listener for another Porsche Boxster, especially if it's a bit ghetto..."
The Porsche Boxster is a two-seat sports car that is fun to drive and has a convertible top. It's known for being a good balance of performance and comfort.
The Porsche Boxster is a mid-engine roadster that combines sporty performance with everyday usability. It is known for its balanced handling and distinctive design, making it a popular choice among driving enthusiasts.
Honda Prelude
"...ichard. Are you still pursuing that citizen Honda prelude watch that you saw the other day? If anybody can..."
The Honda Prelude is a two-door car that looks sporty and is fun to drive. It was made for many years and is popular among people who like cars that are stylish and perform well.
The Honda Prelude is a sporty coupe that was produced by Honda from 1978 to 2001. Known for its sleek design and engaging driving experience, the Prelude is often celebrated by enthusiasts for its performance and reliability.
Talbot Matra Rancho
"...I've got a Matra Rancho, Talbot Matra Rancho project and lots of listeners of Smith and Sniff seem to hail from the Netherlands..."
The Talbot Matra Rancho is a type of car that was made in the late 1970s and early 1980s. It looks different from regular cars and was built to be used on both roads and rough terrains, similar to today's SUVs.
The Talbot Matra Rancho is a unique crossover vehicle produced in the late 1970s and early 1980s, known for its distinctive styling and versatility. It was designed for both on-road and off-road use, making it a precursor to modern SUVs.
Matra Rancho
"...they used to have a Matra Rancho when they first started the series. The series started in I think 70, 78..."
The Matra Rancho is a type of car that was made in France. It looks a bit like a mix between a station wagon and an SUV, and it was popular in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
The Matra Rancho is a French multi-purpose vehicle produced by Matra from 1977 to 1984. It was known for its unique design and versatility, combining features of a station wagon and an SUV.
Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio
"...where would they go next? Maybe a Julia Quadrifoglio?"
The Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio is a fast and sporty version of the Giulia car. It has a powerful engine and is made for people who love to drive quickly and enjoyably.
The Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio is a high-performance variant of the Giulia sedan, known for its powerful engine and sporty handling. It features a twin-turbo V6 engine and is designed for enthusiasts who seek a thrilling driving experience.
leather interior
"...David paid extra for a leather interior in his lewd while they were happy with cloth to demonstrate..."
A leather interior means that the seats and inside parts of the car are made from leather, which looks nice and is often found in more expensive cars.
A leather interior refers to the use of leather material for the seats and other interior surfaces of a vehicle. It is often associated with luxury and higher-end vehicles due to its durability and aesthetic appeal.
VTEC
"...they might have done a spot of kind of high V-Tech street racing in the spare time..."
VTEC is a system used in Honda engines that helps the car use fuel more efficiently and gives it more power when you need it. It's like having two different engines in one.
VTEC stands for Variable Valve Timing and Lift Electronic Control, a technology developed by Honda to optimize engine performance at different RPMs. It allows for better fuel efficiency and increased power when needed.
Fiat Coupe 20 Valve Turbo
"there's a photo of him leaning on it when he was racing off of a Formula One team. And yeah, he had a yellow fiat 20 valve turbo coupe."
The Fiat Coupe 20 Valve Turbo is a stylish car made by Fiat in the 1990s. It has a turbo engine that makes it fun to drive.
The Fiat Coupe 20 Valve Turbo is a sporty coupe produced by Fiat in the 1990s, known for its distinctive design and turbocharged performance. It features a 2.0-liter inline-four engine that delivers a spirited driving experience.
Formula One
"when he was racing off of a Formula One team."
Formula One is a type of car racing that features very fast cars and takes place on special tracks. It's one of the most popular and exciting forms of racing in the world.
Formula One is the highest class of single-seater auto racing, known for its high-speed cars and prestigious races held worldwide. It features advanced technology and is governed by strict regulations.
MOT
"...I pull up at the MOT station. My colleague Lisa has driven in my bargain Boxster because its MOT just expired too."
MOT is a yearly check-up for cars in the UK to make sure they are safe to drive. If a car doesn't pass, it means it has problems that need fixing before it can be on the road again.
MOT stands for Ministry of Transport test, a mandatory annual inspection for vehicles in the UK to ensure they meet safety and environmental standards. Vehicles must pass this test to be legally driven on public roads.
Saab
"...I also go into the MOT station to see. Heart, my friend Nick. Good old Nick. He's got the heating on in there..."
Saab is a car brand from Sweden that is known for making unique and well-engineered vehicles. They often have turbocharged engines, which means they have extra power and performance.
Saab is a Swedish automotive brand known for its innovative engineering and unique design. The brand has a loyal following, particularly for its turbocharged engines and distinctive styling.
DFV
"What's the V8 F1 engine? Something V... DV? DFV? DFV. He's got a Cosworth DFV"
DFV is a special kind of V8 engine made by Cosworth for racing cars. It helped many teams win races in Formula 1.
DFV stands for Double Four Valve, a type of V8 engine designed by Cosworth that was widely used in Formula 1 from the 1960s to the 1980s. It is known for its power and efficiency, contributing to many racing successes.
Cosworth
"What's the V8 F1 engine? Something V... DV? DFV? DFV. He's got a Cosworth DFV"
Cosworth is a company that makes powerful engines, especially for race cars. They are famous for their work in Formula 1 and other racing events.
Cosworth is a British automotive engineering company known for its high-performance engines and motorsport involvement, particularly in Formula 1. They have developed some of the most iconic racing engines in history.
Ford Focus Mark I
"...his grandpa's amazing Mark I Focus, which he inherited. And it turns out that, yeah, the cable, the cable is somewhere snapped..."
The Ford Focus Mark I is the first version of the Focus car, made between 1998 and 2004. It's known for being fun to drive and is a common choice for many drivers.
The Ford Focus Mark I is the first generation of the Focus, produced from 1998 to 2004. It was known for its compact design and engaging driving dynamics, making it popular among car enthusiasts and everyday drivers alike.
Skoda Yeti
"But yeah, so I instead, I took my girlfriend's Skoda Yeti, which is by far the most modern car out of all the cars I took, and it failed the worst."
The Skoda Yeti is a small SUV that is good for city driving and can handle rougher roads. The 2014 version is known for being practical and having a lot of space inside.
The Skoda Yeti is a compact SUV known for its practicality and spacious interior. The 2014 model features a range of efficient engines and is designed for both urban and off-road driving.
lower rear wishbone
"I didn't know this, but lower rear wishbones on that model and the, which is shared with a VW Touran, I think, and the golf of that era."
The lower rear wishbone is a part of the car's suspension system that helps keep the wheels in the right position. If it gets damaged or rusted, it can affect how the car drives.
The lower rear wishbone is a suspension component that connects the rear axle to the vehicle's chassis. It plays a crucial role in maintaining wheel alignment and handling characteristics.
Volkswagen Golf
"...ich is shared with a VW Touran, I think, and the golf of that era. So it's a 2014 car. Apparently they ..."
The Volkswagen Golf is a small car that's easy to drive and very popular. It's known for being reliable and comfortable, making it a great choice for everyday use.
The Volkswagen Golf is a compact car that has been in production since 1974 and is known for its practicality, comfort, and solid performance. It has become one of the best-selling cars in the world, often praised for its versatility and quality.
Toyota Alphard
"... ago, on the podcast, we talked about Gulliver's Alphard. I still can't, still can't actually remember wh..."
The Toyota Alphard is a big, fancy van that can carry many people comfortably. It's great for families or groups who want a lot of space.
The Toyota Alphard is a luxury minivan that is popular in markets like Japan and Southeast Asia, known for its spacious interior and high-end features. It is often used for family transport and as a premium shuttle vehicle.
air conditioning
"...sellers list something on the car that doesn't work and they'll be open about it, but they'll follow it with, for example, air conditioning has never worked..."
Air conditioning in a car is what keeps the inside cool and comfortable when it's hot outside. It's like having a small refrigerator in your car.
Air conditioning in cars is a system that cools and dehumidifies the air inside the vehicle, providing comfort to passengers, especially in hot weather.
Jaguar Land Rover
"Well, because the story is that Jaguar Land Rover has a relationship already with Cherry in China because they work together building cars in China, like building JLR cars."
Jaguar Land Rover is a company that makes luxury cars and SUVs. Jaguar is known for sports cars, while Land Rover is famous for rugged off-road vehicles.
Jaguar Land Rover is a British multinational automotive company that specializes in luxury vehicles. It encompasses the Jaguar and Land Rover brands, known for their performance and off-road capabilities.
Chery
"Well, because the story is that Jaguar Land Rover has a relationship already with Cherry in China because they work together building cars in China, like building JLR cars."
Chery is a car company from China that makes different types of vehicles. They often work with other companies to build cars together.
Chery is a Chinese automotive manufacturer known for producing a range of vehicles, including sedans and SUVs. They have partnerships with various international car manufacturers.
Land Range Rovers
"China. So I'm sure they do all right there. I don't know what percentage of the sales there are the ones that are made locally versus, you know, like Range Rover's shipped in from the UK. But anyway, the story says, and this is all a rumor, like as far as I work out, no one's confirmed"
The Range Rover is a fancy SUV that can drive on rough roads and still feel comfortable inside. It's known for being very luxurious and is often seen as a status symbol.
The Land Rover Range Rover is a luxury SUV that combines off-road capability with high-end features and comfort. Since its introduction in 1970, it has become a symbol of luxury and adventure, often discussed for its impressive performance in various terrains.
Range Rover Sport
"Range Rover and the Range Rover Sport and the Range Rover what? Sorry, Spon. They seem to be selling pretty well."
The Range Rover Sport is a sportier and smaller version of the regular Range Rover, combining luxury with better handling.
The Range Rover Sport is a smaller, sportier version of the classic Range Rover, designed for a more dynamic driving experience while still offering luxury and off-road capability.
Defender
"The Defender and the Discovery are built out into the facades. They don't count."
The Defender is a tough SUV made by Land Rover, famous for being able to go off-road and handle rough conditions.
The Land Rover Defender is a rugged SUV known for its off-road capabilities and durability. It has a loyal following and has been redesigned in recent years to combine modern technology with its classic design.
Discovery
"The Defender and the Discovery are built out into the facades. They don't count."
The Discovery is a family-friendly SUV made by Land Rover, known for being comfortable and good for off-road driving.
The Land Rover Discovery is a mid-size luxury SUV that offers a balance of off-road capability and on-road comfort, making it suitable for families and adventure seekers alike.
Evoke
"there'll be a Velar replacement and then a new Evoke and this Defender is supposed to be all electric."
The Evoque is a smaller luxury SUV from Land Rover, designed to look good in the city while still being able to handle rough roads.
The Land Rover Evoque is a compact luxury SUV that combines stylish design with off-road capability. It is aimed at urban drivers who still want the versatility of an SUV.
EV
"this Defender is supposed to be all electric."
An EV, or electric vehicle, is a car that runs on electricity instead of gas. They are better for the environment because they don't produce exhaust fumes.
EV stands for electric vehicle, which is a type of vehicle that runs entirely on electricity rather than gasoline or diesel. EVs produce zero tailpipe emissions and are often more efficient than traditional vehicles.
XJ
"...modernising work done in, I think, ahead of building the electric XJ that was then cancelled and which had a sister car..."
The XJ is a luxury car made by Jaguar. It's known for being stylish and comfortable, often packed with high-end technology.
The Jaguar XJ is a full-size luxury sedan that has been in production since 1968. It is known for its elegant design and high-performance capabilities, often featuring advanced technology and luxurious interiors.
Tesla Model
"...tack. Massively. Can I just say a little owed to Tesla Model S? Oh, because it's dead or dying."
The Tesla Model Y is a modern electric SUV that runs on batteries instead of gas. It's known for being very efficient and has lots of high-tech features.
The Tesla Model Y is an all-electric compact SUV that offers impressive range, performance, and advanced technology features. Launched in 2020, it has quickly gained popularity due to its spacious interior and the growing demand for electric vehicles.
Tesla Model S
"Massively. Can I just say a little owed to Tesla Model S? Oh, because it's dead or dying."
The Tesla Model S is a high-end electric car that started being sold in 2012. It's popular for its long driving range and fast acceleration, and it's one of the first electric cars that many people have heard of.
The Tesla Model S is an all-electric luxury sedan that was first introduced in 2012. It is known for its impressive range, performance, and advanced technology features, making it a significant player in the electric vehicle market.
Tesla Model 3
"... then where the glass roof ends at the back, the Model 3, it does feel if you're tall, like your head is s..."
The Tesla Model 3 is a small electric car that doesn't use gas. It's popular because it's more affordable than other Teslas and has a lot of cool technology.
The Tesla Model 3 is a compact electric sedan that has become one of the best-selling electric cars globally since its release in 2017. It is recognized for its affordability compared to other Tesla models, impressive range, and cutting-edge technology.
Stanley knife
"...I'm going to Stanley knife out some of the padding of the squab on my Model S..."
A Stanley knife is a tool with a sharp blade that you can pull in and out. It's used for cutting things, like when someone wants to change the inside of their car.
A Stanley knife is a type of utility knife that features a retractable blade, commonly used for cutting various materials. It's popular in DIY projects and automotive modifications for its precision and ease of use.
horsepower
"...the Plaid version with over a thousand horses is still, it's probably the fastest four-door car I've driven, quickest, fastest. There is a bit of a contention. What is quickest..."
Horsepower is a way to measure how powerful a car's engine is. The more horsepower, the faster and stronger the car can be.
Horsepower is a unit of measurement that indicates the power output of an engine. In automotive terms, it reflects how much work the engine can do over time, influencing a car's speed and acceleration.
Tesla Model X
"The real reason, obviously, it must be because 97% of all Tesla sales last year were Model 3 and Model Y. So the Model S and the Model X are almost not wanted by anyone."
The Tesla Model X is an electric SUV that has unique doors that open upwards. It's known for being spacious and very safe.
The Tesla Model X is an all-electric SUV known for its distinctive falcon-wing doors and spacious interior. It offers advanced safety features and impressive performance for an electric vehicle.
Cadillac V16
"...ow, 600 cc or something. What was the size of the V16? Is it the BRM V16? Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah."
The Cadillac V16 is an old luxury car that had a very powerful engine with sixteen cylinders. It was known for being very fancy and expensive.
The Cadillac V16 was a luxury automobile produced in the 1930s, known for its powerful sixteen-cylinder engine and opulent design. It represented the pinnacle of American automotive engineering and luxury during its time.
Volkswagen Id Buzz
"...d crucially, as an MPV, it's half the price of an ID buzz. It might be even more than half price. So it's ..."
The ID. Buzz is a new electric version of the old VW bus that many people loved. It's designed to be fun and spacious, perfect for families.
The Volkswagen ID. Buzz is an all-electric reinterpretation of the classic VW Microbus, designed to evoke nostalgia while offering modern electric vehicle technology. Launched in 2022, it aims to appeal to both families and fans of the original bus.
Delorean DMC-12
"...sting car taste. He's got everything, you know, a DeLorean and a Fiat barquetta. And the rarest car he's go..."
The DeLorean DMC-12 is a unique car known for its shiny metal body and doors that open upwards. It's famous for appearing in movies and is considered a classic.
The DeLorean DMC-12 is a sports car that became iconic due to its unique stainless-steel body and gull-wing doors, as well as its role in the 'Back to the Future' movie franchise. Produced in the early 1980s, it is often discussed for its distinctive design and the story of its troubled production.
Fiat Punto
"...a Fiat barquetta. And the rarest car he's got, a Fiat Punto convertible. Bloody hell. Apparently, there's 14..."
The Fiat Punto is a small car that is easy to park and drive around town. The three-door version has a sportier style and is fun to use.
The Fiat Punto is a small hatchback that was produced from 1993 to 2018, known for its compact size and affordability. The three-door version is particularly popular for its sporty look and ease of access.
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