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Comedian Abbas Wahab

Comedian Abbas Wahab

The Smoking Tire Apr 28, 2026 93 min
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About this episode

Abbas Wahab and the hosts riff on how car culture shapes his stand-up, with his material landing especially well among gearheads who finally hear someone joke about cars the way they talk about them. The conversation veers into Dax Shepard’s car-heavy movie work, stunt driving, and the weird economics of podcasting, including massive sales and generational-wealth deals. They also debate live-show setlists, encore etiquette, and how comedians and musicians balance crowd favorites with new material.

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moving violation points

"You see, if you get points on your license, [22.8s] you could be at risk for insurance premium increases, possibly employment issues if you [28.9s] have to have a clean driving record for your job, and more, not to mention the fines and [33.9s] all the other inconveniences."

Some states add “points” to your driver’s license when you get tickets. More points can mean higher insurance prices and sometimes can hurt jobs that require a clean driving record.

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Chips (TV show remake)

"He made a movie, the remake of the TV show Chips. Did you ever know that show? It was about a minute before my time. Oh, it definitely was before your fucking time. But it's your kind of show. It's about two California Highway Patrol motorcycle officers."

They’re talking about the “CHiPs” TV show remake. It’s about two California Highway Patrol officers who ride motorcycles, and it’s played as action-comedy.

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Hit and Run (movie)

"So Dax also directed a movie called Hit and Run before that. Yeah. Which like was a little bit of a hokey movie. Was it Mid 2000s? Yeah, yeah, yeah."

They’re talking about Dax’s movie “Hit and Run.” The point is that it has lots of car chases and the driving is meant to feel real.

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stunt driving

"But he just wanted to do all his own stunt driving. And there's like six car chases in this movie. That's hilarious. Very little happens in the movie, but like a bunch of car chases."

Stunt driving means doing the dramatic driving tricks you see in movies. It’s planned and practiced so it looks intense on camera but is still controlled and safe.

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post Travis Pastrana era

"level us up for 2020 post Travis Pastrana era? And he came on our podcast to talk about it."

They’re referencing a time period after Travis Pastrana helped popularize extreme stunts. The idea is that the movie’s action feels like it’s built on that newer stunt culture.

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GoPro mounted shot

"Mounted shot. Yeah. Had it on the arm. Was it all like GoPro? And then he had his own podcast suspiciously soon after that."

A GoPro mounted shot means putting a small camera on the car (or driver) so you see the chase from a more “in the action” viewpoint. It makes the scene feel faster and more intense.

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ice race

"I met a dude... Okay. Cool. Okay. In Montana. And he has a podcast. Yeah. It's a tech podcast."

An ice race is a car event held on frozen ground. Since the surface is slippery, drivers have to be careful and the tires and handling setup matter a lot. It’s a different kind of driving than normal road racing.

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solid state batteries

"This show is actually going to be all about solid state batteries today. That's why you guys brought in, you're trying to increase the value."

Solid-state batteries are a type of EV battery that uses a solid material inside instead of a liquid. The goal is to store more energy and be safer. The challenge is making them reliably and cheaply enough for everyday cars.

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valuation

"Welcome to the Smokingsons entrepreneurship hour. Yeah. You guys brought me in. What's your rising grind routine? To spike your numbers, try to increase the valuation uphill battle that we do."

Valuation is basically how much people think a company is worth. If a company is working on something important for cars—like new battery tech—its value can change quickly as it proves it can deliver results. It’s about business value, not vehicle performance.

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switch gears

"...there's a moment of the show where it's kind of like, what is kind of do a joke like this is the whole show, by the way. And then I'll switch gears into like, you know, life and it's not 100%."

They’re using “switch gears” as a figure of speech. It just means “change topics” or “shift to something else,” not literally changing a car’s gears.

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BMW E46
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BMW E46

"...even us, you even 20 minutes into being like E 46. And like that guy works out, you know, you know, that guy's at whatever Jiffy loop..."

“E46” is BMW’s code name for a specific generation of the 3 Series. Car people say it like shorthand because it instantly tells them which era of car they mean.

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compliment sandwich

"...You want their new thing to be sandwiched in between hits. I want them to open middle and close with hits. You want the compliment sandwich. It's not the same with comedy..."

They’re talking about how to arrange a show: play the popular songs at the beginning and end, and put the newer material in the middle. The goal is to keep people happy the whole time.

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Mars

"He's going to be president of Mars. He's going to be worshipped on Mars. Like 100 years from now, Mars will have people on it and he will be like the guy that will be his cult."

They’re imagining humans living on Mars. That would require building places that can keep people safe and alive for a long time.

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cheap domes that don't have UV resistance

"We'll be gone. And if you don't, we have Mars, Moscone and I'll praise be to the name of the planet. But he'll use cheap domes that don't have UV resistance, which will turn the people into mutant freaks."

They’re describing living in dome-shaped shelters that aren’t protected from the sun’s UV rays. Without UV protection, the shelter materials and the people inside would be in trouble over time.

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UV tint

"“You want to upgrade your dome, right? We need recurring revenue, you guys… I’m just saying. I think I’m going to put UV tint on the windows of my house.”"

UV tint is a film you put on windows to block the sun’s UV rays. People use it to help keep things from fading and to make the space feel more comfortable.

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infrared

"“The UV, but UV doesn't do too much heating like infrared. Like the lower end of the spectrum does more of the heating.”"

Infrared is another type of sunlight energy that tends to feel like heat. The transcript is comparing UV (more about damage/fading) versus infrared (more about warming).

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paint finishes

"“The UV, they'll do more of like biological damage or like degrade, you know, paint finishes.”"

Sunlight can slowly wear down car paint. UV rays can make the color fade and the surface break down faster.

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angle grinder

"Marlboro, Chocobacola, two cartons of Marlboro Reds, and somewhere I could smoke indoors while I use an angle grinder. Yeah."

An angle grinder is a power tool with a spinning disc that can cut or grind metal. They’re basically describing a busy workshop scene where tools are being used.

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Herman Miller

"But this is a Herman Miller boss, give him your fucking chair, Steve. And bring the ottoman."

Herman Miller makes high-end office chairs. The hosts are joking that the shop setup is so nice they even bring in a premium chair for the guy working there.

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HEPA filters

"Get some filter, HEPA filters in, because you got a show. If he doesn't smoke, you're going to ruin it. Like, this is not going to be a good show for you."

HEPA filters are high-efficiency air filters designed to capture very fine particles, including smoke particulates. In the transcript, they’re discussing using HEPA filtration to keep an indoor “show” from being ruined by smoke-related air quality and residue.

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indoor smoking rules no longer apply

"If you hit a certain level of artistry in whatever you do, indoor smoking rules no longer apply to you. Sure. That's a crime for poor people. Yeah, exactly."

They’re joking that if you’re really good at what you do, people stop enforcing the usual rules. It’s not a technical car idea—more of a social joke about status.

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Ford

"Guys, taking a break from the action because support is coming in fast, like Jim Farley, [1597.7s] the CEO of Ford, who's now got a podcast. And you're always asking me what I'm listening to"

Ford is a major car company. Here they’re talking about Ford’s CEO and a podcast where he talks about cars and driving.

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Drive with Jim Farley

"when not recording this show. And right now it's this, the new season of Drive with Jim Farley. [1608.7s] In it, the Ford CEO talks to some of his favorite people about what they're driving"

“Drive with Jim Farley” is a podcast where Ford’s CEO talks about cars and what inspires people. It’s car-focused, so it’s interesting even if you’re not into business talk.

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Formula One

"Like Formula One driver Daniel Ricardo. Listen, [1618.7s] there's a well-worn trope about racing drivers not being interesting to listen to."

Formula One is the highest level of race car competition. It’s where drivers and teams build and race very high-tech cars.

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RWB Manila

"Yeah, we're gonna have to take that north face and wall out. It appears that this is RWB Manila. So they have probably built a outdoor like stadium in the Philippines for him to come build cars."

RWB is a company that customizes certain Porsches with big, dramatic bodywork. “RWB Manila” just means they were doing that work in Manila, Philippines.

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body shop work

"And he is an icon because have we talked about any other body shop work? I mean, ring brothers, they do amazing work, but we don't go look at the picture of them building the thing."

A body shop is where they do the car’s outer sheet metal work—things like panels and body shape. In this conversation, they’re saying some shops make the body changes the main “show” of the car.

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Chevrolet Impala
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Chevrolet Impala

"The badge looked like it should be mounted in the rear window of an Impala. I mean, this is an old one."

They’re just using the Chevrolet Impala as a reference point for what the badge looks like—like it belongs on an older car. It’s a visual joke about size and style, not something actually related to the Impala.

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wheel size

"This is right here is where you've gone plus one on your wheel size here, but you don't want to go plus two."

Wheel size is basically how big the rims are. If you go up a size or two, the tires and clearance have to be matched so everything still fits correctly.

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plus one

"That's like, this is right here is where you've gone plus one on your wheel size here, but you don't want to go plus two."

“Plus one” means upgrading to the next bigger wheel size. People do it to change the look, but they try to keep the tire size matched so the car doesn’t rub or look/drive weird.

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plus two

"but you don't want to go plus two. Oh, right. Yeah. It just gets crazy. This is like a 17."

“Plus two” means going up two wheel sizes instead of one. That can make fitment harder—tires may rub, and the ride can get harsher if the setup isn’t chosen carefully.

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17

"It just gets crazy. This is like a 17. No, it's like an 18."

“17” means the wheel is 17 inches across. When you change wheel size, you usually have to adjust the tire size too so the car still fits and drives normally.

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18

"This is like a 17. No, it's like an 18. That's an 18. Go back to that guy."

“18” means the wheel is 18 inches. It’s often a common upgrade size, and the tire has to be chosen so it still clears and doesn’t mess up the car’s overall dimensions.

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20

"This is like a 20. That's dub deuces right…"

“20” means 20-inch wheels. Bigger wheels usually come with shorter, stiffer tires, which can look great but may ride rougher and need careful fitment.

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dub deuces

"This is a 20. That's dub deuces right…"

“Dub deuces” is slang for 20-inch wheels. People use it like a nickname for wheel size.

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firefighters fighting an actual fire

"Well, these are all photos of them fighting an actual fire. For sure. But and the one of the first one, if you go back to the really big one, it had like"

They’re talking about real fires firefighters respond to. That’s why they’re mentioning gear and setup that helps during the job.

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cop cars

"If the Eagles win, they set the fucking building on fire. If the Eagles lose, they set the building on fire and roll the cop cars. Like it's crazy."

They mean police cars. It’s just part of the story they’re telling, not a specific vehicle being discussed.

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Brand

Volkswagen

"Anyway, I got the, I got a tick one right now from Volkswagen and driving these new cars, everything, bro, everything. No one has something to"

Volkswagen is a car company from Germany. The host is saying they’re driving newer Volkswagen cars and noticing how things work with modern tech.

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Dodge Charger
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Dodge Charger

"I was just had the new charger and it has a shifter and it's actually like a quote pistol grip shifter. That's just like marketing name."

They’re talking about the Dodge Charger and how it still has a real gear shifter. Newer cars often remove that center shifter, so your right hand has fewer natural places to rest.

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pistol grip shifter

"it has a shifter and it's actually like a quote pistol grip shifter. That's just like marketing name. It's more like a mollusk grip..."

A pistol grip shifter is a gear lever you hold like a grip, not a long stick. The host’s point is that the shape can make it easier (or harder) to rest your hand comfortably.

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lane departure

"All of the, all of the cars have lane departure, follow distance. They, they optimized and they're so set up for you to have very little input."

Lane departure systems watch the road lines and help if you start to drift out of your lane. The host’s point is that when the car does more of the work, your body position and steering habits can feel different.

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follow distance

"All of the, all of the cars have lane departure, follow distance. They, they optimized and they're so set up for you to have very little input."

Follow distance is about keeping a safe gap from the car in front automatically. The host is saying that when these systems handle more of the driving, it can change how you sit and where your arms naturally go.

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driver-assist optimization

"They, they optimized and they're so set up for you to have very little input. Yeah. And then so your, your arms naturally leave the steering wheel."

They’re talking about how newer cars use technology to help you drive with less effort. But if the car is doing more, your body may not feel as comfortable because your hands and posture aren’t used to it.

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Ford Crown Victoria
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Ford Crown Victoria

"I did that. Dude, what, I just, my body feels so imbalanced on a quality. We'll put your hands 10 and two... I drove a Crown Vic for two, three years and it, no bolstering or anything."

They’re referencing the Ford Crown Victoria to make a comfort point. If the seat doesn’t hold you in place well, you may lean and that can mess up your back over time.

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arm rest

"I actually get bruises on my elbows from resting them on either the arm rest or whatever. I"

They’re saying that after long drives, resting your elbows on the armrest can cause bruising. It’s a reminder that comfort details like armrest shape and height affect how you feel later.

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big wide screen

"The big, the big wide screen is the new thing. Have you seen the new Mercedes? Yeah. We talked about it last show."

They’re talking about the large screens in the dashboard. Their point is that newer cars focus on screens a lot, which changes how the whole cabin feels.

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Mercedes-Benz EQS
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Mercedes-Benz EQS

"I thought after the last, the EQs and whatever that they would maybe dial back the screen a little bit, but they doubled it. They doubled it. Yeah. I was really surprised after because no one had good things to say about that. That EQS or EQE that I drove was like driving around like a fucking Coachella tent."

They’re talking about the Mercedes-Benz EQS and how its cabin uses very bright screens and lots of colorful lighting. The complaint is that it can feel like too much and may strain your eyes.

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Mercedes-Benz EQE
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Mercedes-Benz EQE

"That EQS or EQE that I drove was like driving around like a fucking Coachella tent. But it was too bright. Put off that interior. The screen is is aggressive."

They mention the Mercedes-Benz EQE as another electric Mercedes with a big, bright digital setup inside. Their point is that the screens and lighting can feel like “too much” for some people.

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mood lighting

"This is the mood lighting or whatever. Yeah. Oh, is this it? That's the EQS. That's what you drove."

Mood lighting is the colored ambient light inside the car that sets the vibe. Some cars make it react to music or change colors, which can be cool but also distracting.

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eye fatigue

"That's too much. It's a lot. That's like, that's, that's what concepts in 20, like that's every future concept. And also like the, you know, the blue lighting that halos around the, the dash. And there's just so much eye fatigue. Yes. Absolutely."

Eye fatigue is the strain your eyes feel after staring at intense or constantly changing light sources. The hosts connect it to aggressive interior displays and animated ambient lighting, arguing that too much brightness and motion can be tiring during longer drives.

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windshield screen

"When do you think you think we're going to have like the windshield screen thing? I think if with Waymo and self driving, I think they'll have it in like 10 to 20 years."

A windshield screen would put information right on the glass in front of you. The hosts think self-driving tech could make this kind of display more realistic in the future.

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Waymo

"I think if with Waymo and self driving, I think they'll have it in like 10 to 20 years. Oh, we're looking at the windshield is just stuff. Nothing is 10 to 20 years away, honestly, at this space."

Waymo is a self-driving car company. The idea is that if cars can drive themselves, the dashboard and windshield could become “screens” for information and entertainment instead of things you need to watch while driving.

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insurance

"It won't be ubiquitous soon... It won't be ubiquitous until someone figures out the insurance... Well, who's going to insure them?"

Insurance is what determines who pays if there’s an accident. For self-driving cars, it’s complicated to figure out who’s responsible, so insurance rules can slow down how widely they’re allowed to operate.

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autonomous vehicles

"It won't be ubiquitous until someone figures out the insurance... Well, the state has to allow it, right? You have to explicitly allow autonomous vehicles."

Self-driving cars can’t just show up everywhere—they need permission from local laws. The hosts point out that states have to approve autonomous vehicles before they can operate.

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self insured

"Waymo's self insured. They're owned by Google. So they don't need, they can insure themselves."

Self-insurance means the company covers its own losses instead of paying an outside insurance company. The hosts imply that this helps Waymo deal with the insurance problem.

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Google

"Waymo's self insured. They're owned by Google. So they don't need, they can insure themselves."

Google is the company behind Waymo. In this discussion, they mention that Waymo can insure itself rather than relying on a traditional outside insurer.

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full self-driving

"But I heard Tesla's on full self-driving Europe right now. They finally allowed in Europe what they've had here for the last whatever. They don't have something better."

“Full self-driving” is a Tesla software feature that helps the car drive more on its own. But you usually still have to pay attention and be ready to take over, and the rules can differ by country.

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put your hand back on steering wheel

"It's still the one here where it's like, put your hand back on steering wheel. It's the same. Got you. You were not allowed to use that at all in Europe until now."

This describes a common requirement in advanced driver-assistance systems: the system may allow hands-off or semi-automated driving, but it periodically demands driver interaction (like placing hands on the wheel) to confirm supervision. It’s a safety/regulatory control to reduce the risk of driver inattention.

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EV market is like 1950s NBA

"They're about to let them in. They're going to take over. I do a joke. I'm like, the EV market is like 1950s NBA and BYD is like black guys."

It’s a joke-metaphor: the hosts are saying the EV market feels early and chaotic, like a league in its early days. They’re implying BYD is moving very fast and shaking things up.

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Seagull
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Seagull

"But apparently that's Seagull, that BYD Seagull is like 11. That's like the cheap BYD cars, like 11 grand."

The BYD Seagull is a budget BYD electric car. The point here is that even after added costs like tariffs, it’s still expected to be one of the cheaper EVs.

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tariff

"So even out of 100% tariff, it's like 20 grand. It would still be one of the cheapest cars."

A tariff is an extra tax on imported products. Here it’s being used to explain why an imported cheap EV might cost more, but could still remain relatively inexpensive.

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Honda Fit
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Honda Fit

"It looks like a Honda fit, doesn't it? Yeah, it looks like a sad Honda fit."

The Honda Fit is a small hatchback. The speaker is using it as an example of a newer, simple car that should run reliably for a long time.

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fast charging

"...they have like five minute charging... on like batteries, battery chemistries that are like, just charge fast."

Fast charging means you can recharge an EV much quicker than usual. The speaker is saying newer EV tech and chargers make that possible.

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high voltage chargers

"...they have like five minute charging... Well, they have high, they have very high voltage chargers."

High-voltage chargers are EV chargers that use higher electrical voltage. That helps the car add energy faster during charging.

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500 kilowatt hour

"...it'll be like 500 kilowatt hour or five kilowatts. Yeah."

They’re talking about fast charging. The key idea is that some chargers can deliver a lot of power so the battery can recharge quickly, even though the exact unit they said sounds off.

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price of progress

"...But yeah, yeah. Price of progress, right? You know, there's a few things."

“Price of progress” is a framing idea: the benefits of new technology (cheaper, more efficient EV production) come with tradeoffs and costs. The host mentions factors like labor, integration, and control of the battery supply chain as part of that tradeoff.

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fires

"...there, you know, there's fires, et cetera. But yeah, yeah. Price of progress, right?"

They’re mentioning that EV batteries and charging can, in rare cases, lead to fires. The point is that even with modern safety improvements, battery tech is still something people watch closely.

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EVs

"...there's half the cars on the road seem to be electric, 33%. A lot. Tesla's like crazy..."

EVs are cars that run on electricity instead of gas. The speaker is saying that in their area, EVs are already very common and they expect that trend to keep growing.

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Tesla

"...there's half the cars on the road seem to be electric, 33%. A lot. Tesla's like crazy..."

Tesla is one of the biggest electric-car companies. The host is pointing out that Tesla cars are everywhere in their area.

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Genesis GV60
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Genesis GV60

"...I just spent a week in a gas car, a brand new one. And I got back and I just got into this new Genesis GV60 right now."

The Genesis GV60 is an all-electric Genesis SUV/crossover. The host is saying that after driving a gas car for a week, switching back to the GV60 feels dramatically better for daily use.

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all wheel drive

"...it's 73,000 because it's the performance... This is just called performance all wheel drive."

All-wheel drive (AWD) sends power to all four wheels, improving traction in low-grip conditions like rain, snow, or uneven surfaces. The hosts are discussing a specific AWD setup on the car they’re reviewing.

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Genesis G90
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Genesis G90

"I'm getting the G 90 black prestige. That's gonna be dope from Genesis. It's a bummer because I'm like in British Columbia for three, four days for shows alone... has a button to open and close the door."

The Genesis G90 Black Prestige is a flagship luxury sedan from Genesis, and the hosts are excited about its features and comfort. They also connect it to the idea of being chauffeured, emphasizing the rear-seat experience and convenience features like power door operation.

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long wheelbase

"...there's a car you want to be in the back seat of this is like long wheelbase. Yeah. That back seat is on some s-class shit."

Long wheelbase just means the car is stretched a bit. That usually gives rear passengers more legroom and makes the back seat more comfortable.

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air suspension

"I think it's got air suspension or at the very least very nice adaptive shocks."

Air suspension uses air-filled bags instead of traditional steel springs, allowing the car to adjust ride height and damping for comfort. It’s commonly used on luxury sedans to smooth out bumps and maintain a consistent ride feel.

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adaptive shocks

"I think it's got air suspension or at the very least very nice adaptive shocks."

Adaptive shocks automatically adjust the suspension to match the road. So it can feel softer on rough roads and firmer when you need more control.

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Bentley Flying Spur
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Bentley Flying Spur

"... like kind of like, what the? This is the budget flying spur for sure. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think it's g..."

The Flying Spur is a luxury sedan made by Bentley. It’s designed to be very comfortable and feel upscale, especially for long drives. The podcast mentions it as a “budget” version, meaning a less expensive take on the Flying Spur idea.

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BMW 7 Series
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BMW 7 Series

"And better looking than the new seven series. Yeah. Oh, dude. Oh my God, Refresh. Oh my God, dude. Seven series and s-class used to be like this, bro."

The BMW 7 Series is BMW’s big, top-tier luxury sedan. The speakers are basically saying the newer styling doesn’t look as good as it used to.

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flagship luxury sedan design evolution

"Every time I see a seven series, I'm like, what the fuck happened? Yeah, I don't know. What is it? It's like a giant rectangular prism..."

They’re talking about how the “top” luxury sedans look over the years. The idea is that some generations look timeless, while newer ones can feel weird or overly angular.

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Mercedes-Benz S-Class
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Mercedes-Benz S-Class

"Seven series and s-class used to be like this, bro. As far as luxury flagship sedan go, s-class is just so far."

The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is Mercedes’ top luxury car. They’re comparing it to the BMW 7 Series and saying the S-Class has held up better visually.

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rectangular-prism / angular styling

"It's like a giant rectangular prism. It's not great. And I haven't liked the seven series in, I gotta say, 20 years."

They’re describing the car’s shape as getting more boxy and sharp-edged. Some people like that aggressive look, but they’re saying it doesn’t work for them.

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Audi S8
Calreyn88 (CC BY-SA 4.0)
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Audi S8

"This and the Audi S eight from that period work. Oh, the Audi, bro. The 2002 Audi, the one that Scotto has..."

The Audi S8 is Audi’s top luxury sedan, but tuned for more performance than the regular A8. They’re saying it looked good in that era.

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deferred maintenance / keeping an older luxury car running

"Oh, the 2002 Audi, the one that Scotto has that, you know, God help you if you own one of these and have to keep it running."

They’re basically warning that older luxury cars can be expensive to maintain. Even if they look great, keeping them running can turn into a hassle.

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sequential box forward and down

"[3810.0s] That bro would fucks. That is like a guitar. The plus minus shifting that when I saw that as a [3817.3s] valet, I was like, whoa, yeah, dude. Exactly. It's like a sequential box forward and down."

Sequential shifting means the gear changes happen in a set order—usually one step at a time—rather than choosing gears like in an H-pattern. It often feels more like a race car because the shifts are more direct.

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plus minus shifting

"[3810.0s] That bro would fucks. That is like a guitar. The plus minus shifting that when I saw that as a [3817.3s] valet, I was like, whoa, yeah, dude."

Plus/minus shifting is when you use controls marked “+” and “−” to change gears up or down. It’s often used with paddle shifters and makes shifting feel more like a race car.

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BMW X5
JaayJay (Public domain)
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BMW X5

"[3849.3s] thought that was the coolest fucking shit. Dude, I was looking at x fives and like 2020 or 2019 [3855.3s] is the final year they had they stopped having analog dials."

They’re talking about the BMW X5 and how newer versions moved from traditional analog gauges to digital screens. Some people miss the physical needles and dials because they feel more connected to the car.

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analog dials

"[3855.3s] is the final year they had they stopped having analog dials. Yeah. And they just switched to just [3860.6s] that digital."

Analog dials are the classic gauge cluster with needles you can see moving. The host likes them because they’re easy to read at a glance and feel more “real” than digital screens.

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digital instrument cluster

"[3860.6s] that digital. What and everything is that now. Yeah. I'm like, man, it's such a bummer. Something [3865.4s] about digital."

A digital instrument cluster is the dashboard screen that shows your speed and other info. Some people don’t like it as much because it doesn’t have the moving needles and physical gauges.

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speedometer goes to 550

"So go down the street to the Bugatti and the speedometer goes to 550. Yeah, kilometers, kilometers."

That’s just the gauge on the dashboard that shows speed. When it “goes to 550,” it means the car’s instrument cluster is designed to show extremely high speeds.

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kilometers

"Yeah, kilometers, kilometers. I mean, I think I think of kilometers as a Canadian, you know, and most of the world, I'm putting that out there."

Kilometers are a unit for measuring distance and speed. The conversation is basically about how speedometers show speed in km/h versus miles per hour.

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Chevrolet Corvette
Matti Blume (CC BY-SA)
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Chevrolet Corvette

"there was a badass Corvette parked outside of McDonald's. I looked inside and they had the speedometer up to 300."

A Corvette is Chevrolet’s famous sports car. The host is remembering seeing one parked somewhere and noticing how “serious” the speedometer looked.

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speedometer markings vs real-world speed

"Because it was like 320 in real life. The speedometer was for 300 miles... you could clearly see a speedometer that goes to 300 like that, which is a pretty baller move."

Car speedometers can be labeled with huge numbers, even if you’d never drive that fast. The point here is that the gauge is part of the car’s “performance image,” not a promise you’ll actually hit those speeds.

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Bugatti Veyron
Calreyn88 (CC BY-SA 4.0)
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Bugatti Veyron

"It was a big deal when the when Bugatti came out with the Veyron. Because it was like 320 in real life. The speedometer was for 300 miles and miles and miles and miles."

The Bugatti Veyron is a super-expensive, ultra-fast hypercar. The joke here is that its dashboard speedometer was marked for very high speeds, so it looked “wild” even when you weren’t actually driving that fast.

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German

"Zach, will you flip it back to the other page and make the words? Are you German? No. Yeah. I'm a Jew. It's kind of the opposite."

They’re talking about Germany, which is known for a lot of car brands. The joke is about how German cars/people are perceived.

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Pontiac Aztec
Greg Gjerdingen from Willmar, USA (CC BY 2.0)
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Pontiac Aztec

"Every time I see a Pontiac Aztec, it kind of makes me laugh a little bit. It makes me kind of smile a little bit. Funniest car. I mean, an Aztec is pretty funny to me."

The Pontiac Aztec is a Pontiac car that looks really weird and memorable. People joke about it because the design is so unusual that it stands out even decades later.

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two-stroke

"Oh no, he's just burning oil because I think the sambar was like a two-stroke or something. Oh, that's what all that smells like. They're adorable. Yeah, I love it."

A two-stroke engine is a type of engine that works in a simpler cycle than most modern engines. It can smell different and often feels a bit more “old-school,” which is why the speaker thinks that’s what’s causing the odor.

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press cars

"Well, the funniest thing is now I get press cars. So I got a Nissan Armada recently and right when you say Nissan, they come."

“Press cars” are cars given to reviewers so they can test them and write about them. The speaker is saying it can be hard to stay objective when people already have strong opinions about the brand.

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Nissan Armada
Bull-Doser (Public domain)
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Nissan Armada

"Well, the funniest thing is now I get press cars. So I got a Nissan Armada recently and right when you say Nissan, they come. They come."

The Nissan Armada is a big family SUV with three rows. The speaker is saying that when they get press cars like this, people immediately react to Nissan—so it’s harder to review it completely objectively.

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Stalantis

"But you know, obviously, Stalantis didn't do a lot of good for the PR of Nissan. So people right away attack Nissan. Wait, Stalantis? What do you mean?"

They meant Stellantis, a big company that owns multiple car brands. They’re talking about how that ownership history affects how people react to Nissan.

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Nissan Sentra
LukaCali (CC BY-SA 4.0)
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Nissan Sentra

"Either way, the Carlos Ghosn era and after the fact, you know, my first car was a Nissan Sentra. So there's a billion problems. But Nissan is what people come at nowadays."

The speaker says their first car was a Nissan Sentra, then mentions “a billion problems,” using it to explain why people criticize Nissan. This is personal anecdote rather than a detailed reliability breakdown.

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CVT

"That's because the ultimate meme. The CVT kind of fucks you up for them. The worst sense of humor. I mean, I think the 911 people are kind of like"

CVT means “continuously variable transmission.” Instead of fixed gears, it smoothly changes the ratio so the engine can stay in a good range. Some people hate the feel because it can sound and feel weird compared to normal gear shifts.

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Porsche 911
David Villarreal Fernández (CC BY-SA 2.0)
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Porsche 911

"not that 911 is kind of becoming used to be like, that's the car to get to work hard, get that. Now it's kind of like they're all 200 grand for like a base 911."

They’re talking about the Porsche 911. It’s a famous sports car, and the point here is that people are buying it more like a collectible/investment than just for driving.

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