Comedian Jerry Wayne Longmire

Air-cooled engines rely on airflow over the engine’s fins to remove heat instead of using liquid coolant. Volkswagen’s classic “air-cooled” engines are a big part of why they became a huge enthusiast platform.

Twin-turbo means the engine uses two turbochargers to force more air into the cylinders, improving power output. Depending on the setup, twin turbos can help with both peak power and throttle response by managing boost across the rev range.

An “air-cooled flat 8” is a horizontally opposed eight-cylinder engine (a flat engine) that uses air cooling rather than liquid coolant. Flat engines are known for a low center of gravity, and pairing that layout with air cooling is unusual at this power level.

The Porsche 912 is a classic sports car known for its compact size and distinctive air-cooled character. It’s often discussed because it can sound and feel like a smaller, lighter take on the brand’s more famous models. In a podcast, it may be mentioned for how it sounds or how it compares in driving feel to other similar cars.

“Water-cooled” means the engine uses a liquid coolant circulated through passages to absorb heat and keep temperatures under control. It’s contrasted with air-cooled designs, which rely more on airflow and fins.

A “flat 8” refers to an eight-cylinder engine with a boxer layout, where cylinders sit horizontally on opposite sides of the crankshaft. This layout is known for keeping the engine’s mass low, which can help a mid-engine car’s balance and handling.

“Horsepower” is a measure of engine power—how quickly the engine can do work. Higher horsepower generally means the car can accelerate harder, especially at higher speeds.

“Boxer” describes the cylinder arrangement where pistons move in opposite directions on either side of the crankshaft. This is common in certain performance engines because it helps keep the engine’s center of gravity low.

“Foot-pamper” appears to be a mis-transcription of “foot-pounds,” a unit commonly used for torque. Torque is the twisting force the engine produces, which strongly affects how quickly a car accelerates from low speeds.

A “mid-engine” layout places the engine near the center of the car, typically behind the front seats and ahead of the rear axle. This helps reduce polar moment of inertia, which can make the car feel more agile in cornering.

The Chevrolet Chevelle is a classic American muscle car line from Chevrolet, best known for its 1960s–1970s performance variants. In this segment, “special Chevelles” implies higher-demand or more desirable trims that the speaker says aren’t getting the same hype or money as before.

A “barn find” is an old car that’s been stored away for years—often in a barn or garage—then gets discovered and sold. “Barn find buys” refers to buying cars that come from that kind of long-storage discovery pipeline, which can drive both bargain pricing and restoration projects.

In enthusiast car talk, a “collection” usually means a group of cars owned together by one person or family, often curated over time. When cars are sold from collections, pricing and availability can differ from normal dealer or auction inventory because the cars may be bought and sold as part of an estate or downsizing.

Barrett-Jackson is a major collector-car auction company known for selling classic and enthusiast vehicles, often with big crowds and high-profile results. When someone says they want to go to the “Tuesday of Barrett Jackson,” they’re talking about attending a specific auction day to buy cars.

The Volkswagen Bus (often called a Microbus/Transporter depending on era) is a classic van known for its roomy interior and iconic design. It’s frequently discussed in car culture because it’s practical for passengers and also a popular platform for customization. In the podcast context, it’s mentioned in a story about damage to the bus body, which highlights how these vehicles can be affected by accidents or neglect.

The Volkswagen ID. Buzz is an electric version of the classic Volkswagen Bus concept, combining the familiar van shape with modern EV technology. It’s discussed in terms of how it performs in everyday use—like maintaining speed and feeling “in good shape” during a rental or test drive. In a podcast, it often comes up when comparing expectations of electric vehicles versus real-world driving behavior.

Lane splitting is when a motorcycle rider drives between lanes of slower or stopped traffic. It’s legal in some places and treated differently than normal lane changes because the bike is moving through the gap rather than merging into a lane.

Vespa is a scooter brand known for small, step-through styling and easy city use. In this segment, the host says he rides a Vespa, framing it as his everyday “ride” and a personal commitment.

A powerband is the specific engine RPM range where the engine produces most of its usable power and feels strongest. When someone describes a “zingy powerband,” they mean the bike’s thrust comes on sharply within a narrow band rather than being smooth everywhere.

This is a qualitative description of brake performance—how well the brakes slow the vehicle and how confidence-inspiring they feel. In context, the speaker contrasts the bike’s exciting power delivery with braking that feels inadequate.

The Honda CBX is a famous 1970s Honda motorcycle known for its inline-six engine, which was unusual for the era. In this segment, they’re discussing a modified “pro touring” CBX build that mixes classic CBX power with modern sportbike-style parts and styling.

An inline six is an engine layout where six cylinders are arranged in a single straight line. It’s often praised for smooth power delivery because the firing order is naturally balanced compared with many other layouts.

Pro touring is a style of build that aims to make an older car or bike handle and ride like a modern performance machine. It typically pairs updated suspension/brakes and more aggressive geometry with a classic look.

A street fighter is a motorcycle customization style that strips away fairings and turns the bike into a more aggressive, naked, street-focused machine. The look emphasizes exposed mechanicals and a “mean” stance rather than aerodynamic bodywork.

“Milk crates” here is a literal storage/transport setup for motorcycle parts. It’s a humorous but specific detail that implies the bike was disassembled and kept in improvised containers during a project.

“Discount Tire” is a retail tire chain that sells tires and related services. In this segment, it’s mentioned as a place where Avance members get a percentage off tire purchases.

BFGoodrich (spelled “BF Goodrich” in the transcript) is a tire brand known for both street and performance tires. Here it’s referenced as an available option for summer or winter tire purchases with the membership discount.

Michelin Pilot Sport is a performance-oriented tire line from Michelin. The “Pilot Sports” mention here is about pricing and savings on a specific tire model family.

Winter tires are tires designed for cold temperatures and snow/ice conditions, using a softer rubber compound and tread patterns that grip better in winter weather. The segment frames them as a seasonal purchase as fall approaches.

Summer tires are optimized for warm, dry, and wet conditions, typically using a rubber compound that performs best above roughly 45°F (7°C). In the segment, they’re mentioned as the alternative to winter tires depending on the season.

FCP Euro is a parts retailer that sells components for European cars, offering both OEM (original equipment manufacturer) parts and aftermarket parts. In this segment, it’s included as another place where Avance members get a discount.

OEM parts are made to match the original equipment specifications from the automaker, while aftermarket parts are made by other manufacturers. The segment highlights that FCP Euro carries both types for European cars.

Hagerty Insurance is an insurer known for specialty coverage, especially for classic and enthusiast vehicles. The hosts mention it because Avance members get a percentage discount on premiums.

“Hydrogen powered” refers to using hydrogen as the energy source for the vehicle. Depending on the system, hydrogen can be burned in an engine or used in a fuel cell to generate electricity for electric drive.

A “grade” is the steepness of a road, expressed as a percentage rise over a given distance. An “89 percent grade” is extremely steep—far beyond typical city hills—so the story is highlighting how the car could climb under very demanding traction and power conditions.

A 1957 Ford Thunderbird is a classic American personal-luxury coupe/convertible from the late 1950s. The host’s point is that it had enough gearing and drivability to climb a very steep hill, even while idling.

“Two speed” here likely refers to a two-speed transmission or gearbox arrangement used in older vehicles. The host contrasts it with a “three speed,” implying different shift/gear setups that affected how the car could crawl up the hill.

“Three speed” refers to a three-gear transmission layout, common on older cars. More gear ratios can help keep the engine in a useful power band for steep grades and low-speed driving.

The Ford F-150 is a full-size pickup known for being widely used and easy to find parts for. In this story, the speaker says they started touring with a 1994 F-150, then had to move on because the truck became impractical after repeated transmission work.

AOD is an acronym for Ford’s Automatic Overdrive transmission. It’s a type of automatic gearbox designed to provide overdrive gearing for lower engine RPM at highway speeds.

The Hyundai Accent is a compact car, and the speaker specifically mentions a 1999 model as their next “road car” after the Ford F-150 became unreliable. This highlights how touring often pushes owners toward simpler, cheaper-to-maintain vehicles when a bigger truck becomes a money pit.

Checking the oil level is basic maintenance that helps ensure the engine has enough lubrication. Low or dirty oil can increase wear and contribute to mechanical failures.

“Blowing” a transmission means it failed catastrophically—often from internal damage or overheating. When that happens, the car may stop shifting correctly or become undrivable.

A warranty is a manufacturer’s promise to cover certain repairs for a set time or mileage. In this story, the transmission rebuild was covered without questions.

A “three-cylinder” engine has three combustion cylinders working together to produce power. It’s common in smaller, fuel-efficient cars, but the engine’s design and maintenance history can still affect long-term reliability.

“Off road” refers to driving on unpaved or uneven surfaces like dirt trails, rocks, or ruts rather than normal paved roads. It’s a tougher test of traction, suspension travel, and durability.

The Toyota Previa is a minivan known for being a practical, boxy people-mover that enthusiasts sometimes use for off-road-ish trips. In this segment, the hosts highlight it as a cheap, reliable platform they could buy and then drive long distances.

The Mercury Sable is a full-size sedan line from Ford’s Mercury brand, and the 1988 Sable station wagon is a rare, family-focused body style. In the late 1980s, station wagons like this were common for hauling people and cargo, but they’re now mostly seen as older, preserved “estate-sale” finds.

The Buick Roadmaster is a full-size wagon from Buick’s late-1980s/early-1990s era, known for being big, comfortable, and used as a “do-everything” family hauler. When someone says they “rocked the Roadmaster wagon,” it usually means they were driving a large, old-school American wagon as a fun, character-rich daily or project.

The Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser is a classic station wagon known for its distinctive glass roof and upscale, family-car styling. It’s significant because it stands out visually and represents a particular era of American station wagon design. In podcast talk, it’s often referenced for its unusual features—like the panoramic glass roof—that make it memorable.

“Straight line” refers to acceleration and top speed—how quickly a car goes when you’re not turning. In enthusiast talk, it’s often contrasted with handling, braking, and cornering ability on twisty roads.

“Bendy roads” is casual shorthand for twisty, curving roads where cornering performance matters. On these roads, suspension tuning, tire grip, and steering feel become more important than pure acceleration.

The Mustang is Ford’s iconic pony car line, and the podcast reference to “Fox body” points to a specific generation known for its popularity in the aftermarket. That era is often discussed because many owners modify them, and enthusiasts talk about how common issues were addressed over time. In this context, the point is that problems associated with that generation can be solved with the right fixes and parts.

Subframe connectors are metal braces that tie the car’s front and rear subframes together. They reduce chassis flex, which can improve steering feel and make the car handle more consistently—especially on older, unibody cars.

Suspension is the system of springs, shocks/struts, control arms, and related components that determines ride quality and handling. Here, the host argues that spending big money on a square-body pickup without upgrading the suspension leaves it feeling bad.

The Chevrolet C10 is a classic pickup truck from the 1960s–1970s era, known for its simple, traditional styling and huge aftermarket support. In performance talk, people sometimes mention swapping in modern engines (like an LS) to improve drivability and power. That’s why it can come up when comparing how a truck feels “stock” versus with a modern powertrain.

“LS” refers to GM’s LS-series V8 engines, which are popular for swaps because they’re compact and make strong power with good aftermarket support. The host mentions “LS seven” as shorthand for that LS V8 swap setup.

The Ford Falcon is a compact car line from Ford that became popular in the U.S. and Australia. In this story, the speaker mentions a specific “64 Ford Falcon,” which matters because that era is known for simple, rugged V8 swaps and drag-style builds.

“289” refers to Ford’s 289 cubic-inch V8 engine (often called the Ford 289). It’s a small-block V8 that was common in 1960s Mustangs and Falcons, and it’s frequently used in hot-rods because it’s compact, revvy, and has lots of aftermarket support.

In car talk, the “rear end” usually means the rear axle assembly, including the differential and gearing. When someone says it’s “set up right,” they’re typically talking about how the drivetrain is tuned for traction and acceleration.

“400” here refers to a 400 cubic-inch V8 engine displacement, a common big-block size in older American cars. Bigger displacement generally means more potential power and torque, which is why these engines were popular in muscle cars.

The 1995 Dodge Intrepid is a front-wheel-drive family sedan, not a traditional muscle car. The speaker uses it as a contrast: it’s quieter/less “cool” than muscle cars, but it can still be quicker in real-world terms depending on setup.

“Big block” is an enthusiast term for large-displacement V8 engines, especially common in older American muscle and truck builds. The idea is that a big block can produce strong torque, which helps acceleration—especially in heavy vehicles like pickups.

The “quarter mile” is a drag-racing distance (about 402 meters) used to compare acceleration performance. When someone quotes a time like “18 second quarter mile,” they’re describing how long it takes the car to cover that distance from a standing start.

“Box bodies” refers to the square, angular body style used on certain 1970s–1980s American muscle cars (commonly associated with late-70s/early-80s GM A/G-body and similar eras). In drag-racing talk, it often implies a no-nonsense, lightweight-looking shape that was popular in street/strip builds.

“Slicks” are drag-racing tires with little to no tread, designed to maximize grip during acceleration. They’re typically used for straight-line launches because they can provide more traction than street tires, at the cost of reduced usability on public roads.

“13s” is shorthand for a car’s acceleration time in seconds, most commonly referring to a quarter-mile elapsed time around 13 seconds. In this context, the speaker contrasts modern Toyota Camrys running in the low-13-second range with much faster “nine second” cars.

Rimac Nevera is a high-performance electric hypercar from Rimac, known for extremely fast acceleration and very high power output. In the segment, it’s used as an example of a street-capable car that can hit very quick times without the drama of a loud engine.

Tesla is an electric-vehicle brand known for performance variants and for making EVs feel quick and easy to drive. Here, the speaker mentions driving a Tesla and compares the experience to the Rimac’s effortless, repeatable performance.

A two-stroke engine completes its power cycle in two piston strokes (one crankshaft revolution), unlike a four-stroke which takes four strokes. Two-strokes often feel punchier and can have a more abrupt power delivery, but they’re also typically less efficient and can be louder.

The Harley-Davidson LiveWire is an electric motorcycle, and the key point here is its real-world range. The hosts are noting that when you ride it, you may get only about half the distance you expect compared with what others claim—so planning charging stops matters.

Wheel spin is when a driven tire loses traction and spins faster than the vehicle can actually move. On snow or loose surfaces, it can quickly reduce forward progress and make the vehicle dig in.

The Baja 1000 is a famous off-road race in Mexico known for long, punishing desert stages and high speeds over rough terrain. It’s a benchmark event for off-road durability and driver skill.

King of the Hammers is a very tough off-road race in the desert that’s known for extreme rock crawling, deep sand, and high-speed desert sections. It’s often compared to other off-road events like Baja, but it’s still considered hardcore even with a shorter overall format.

“Electric entries” means race teams entering vehicles powered by electric motors instead of internal-combustion engines. In off-road racing, that usually implies an electric powertrain with battery energy storage and electric traction control.

Dirt track racing is motorsport run on oval tracks made of dirt or packed soil, where cars slide and grip changes constantly. The “circle track” and “oval stuff” described here points to short-track racing formats where maintaining traction through corners is the key challenge.

Cletus McFarland is a motorsports personality and promoter known for organizing and broadcasting racing events, often featuring American V8 cars and fan-driven formats. In this segment, he’s associated with a “Crown Vic” race event in Connecticut.

Pay-per-view (PPV) is a broadcast model where viewers pay a fee to watch a specific event rather than subscribing to a channel. Here, Zach says the event is monetized through PPV, which explains why they invite drivers to participate.

ARCA refers to the ARCA Menards Series, a stock-car racing series that often serves as a stepping stone for drivers and a proving ground for race-prepped cars. Zach mentions seeing Cletus McFarland on ARCA races, framing his motorsports background.

“Explorers” refers to the Ford Explorer SUV line, which the speaker describes as “all wheel drive based.” That matters because AWD SUVs can handle curbs and rougher surfaces differently than rear-wheel-drive cars.

All-wheel drive (AWD) means power is sent to all four wheels, improving traction when roads are slippery or uneven. In the transcript, AWD is brought up to explain why the Explorer might handle differently than the “Vic.”

The “pit maneuver” (Precision Immobilization Technique) is a police driving tactic where an officer steers into the side of a target vehicle to destabilize it and force it to spin. It’s designed to bring a car under control without using a collision at full speed.

“Crown Vic” is shorthand for the Ford Crown Victoria, a big American sedan that became a common police car. In the transcript, they connect it to police tactics, including the “pit maneuver,” which is why the Crown Vic is remembered in enthusiast circles.

The Dodge Charger is a full-size/midsize performance-oriented sedan/coupe that’s known for its powerful engines and muscular styling. It often gets compared to other classic “big sedan” performance cars, especially when people talk about which one looks best or feels most iconic. In a podcast, it may come up as a reference point for how certain body styles and eras compare.

The Datsun 280Z (often written as Nissan Z-car in later history) is a classic late-1960s/early-1970s sports coupe known for its lightweight feel and enthusiast following. In the transcript, the speaker mentions owning a “77” 280Z and adds details about its modifications.

“Rebella building” is likely a transcription error for a specific performance part or brand related to the 280Z. As written, it isn’t a standard, clearly identifiable automotive term, so it can’t be reliably explained without the correct spelling.

Galveston is a city on the Gulf Coast of Texas. The speaker uses it as a geographic anchor for where the highway drive and incident happened.

“Bolliver” is referenced as the area outside Galveston where the speaker crested a rise and saw the car on the roadside. The exact place name is unclear from the transcript, but it’s being used as a local geographic marker.

“5-0 GT” is a shorthand enthusiasts use for a Mustang GT powered by the 5.0-liter V8 (the “5.0” refers to engine displacement). In this context, it’s describing a specific performance trim rather than just a generic Mustang.

A “notchback” is a body style where the roofline and trunk are clearly separated, creating a more squared-off profile than a fastback. It’s a common way to distinguish Mustang body styles.

A “four-speed auto” is an automatic transmission with four forward gears. Gear count affects how the car shifts and can influence acceleration feel and highway RPM.

The “Z” in this context refers to a Nissan Z-series sports car, which is known for its performance potential and enthusiast following. Podcast comments about “railing on that Z car” suggest a discussion of how that particular Z behaved—whether it was fast, loud, or had some flaws. The Z is often brought up because it’s a recognizable sports-car option with a strong aftermarket.

The Volkswagen Rabbit is a compact car from Volkswagen’s lineup, best known in enthusiast circles for the Mk1/Mk2 era. In this story, it’s being referenced as a base platform that someone could modify for a more track- or performance-oriented setup.

A 10-point cage refers to a multi-piece roll cage made from steel tubing that’s welded or bolted into the car’s cabin. More “points” generally means more bracing around the driver/passenger area, improving occupant protection and chassis rigidity for hard driving.

The Hyundai Santa Cruz is a compact crossover with pickup-truck styling and utility features, designed to blend everyday comfort with light truck capability. In the podcast context, it’s mentioned as a vehicle used for a drive in the mountains, which highlights its role as a practical, road-trip-friendly option. That kind of mention usually focuses on how it feels during real driving rather than just specs.