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amazing suggestions for a tow rig. Man, we've been driving the new 992 GT3 RS, but on Pilot
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Sport 5 tires has it made it more streetable, and a dude's car got crashed into on the
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Laguna Seca by a track worker, and it is problematic. And lastly, why Porsche will
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not do a four cylinder 911. It's the Smoke and Tire podcast. Let's go. When was the last
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time you shaved? Four days ago. On your chin? No. Yeah. You shaved that to nothing four
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days ago? It's slow. No, no, it's not slow. It's thin. You just don't, it doesn't, like
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that's four. I don't have a density. Right, right. But the lengths for four days, that's
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about it. They've logged every third tree in my forest. Yeah. So that's kind of
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how it comes in. But the trees grow at the same length as normal trees. That's true. There's
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just less of them on the field. There's a lot less trees. Yeah. There's a lot of patchier
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here, and that's why I don't even try. Yeah. Speaking of, dude, you know what, I just
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watched that Fenn's treasure? The guy who buried the treasure chest in the mountains
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in the Rockies. Remember this? No. There's a guy called Forrest Fenn. Okay. He was
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an artist, an architect, not an artist, excuse me. He was an art gallery, like
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a curator, and just sort of like one of those kind of like world's most interesting
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man types, world traveler, whatever. And he thought he was going to die. He had a
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terminal illness, and he thought it would be fun to leave a legacy of burying this
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fucking treasure in the desert, not in the desert, in the mountains. And then he
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wrote a book. This was actually a money move. This guy's was so smart. He wrote
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a book, buries this treasure, which is real, and then goes, there's a poem in
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my book. Directions. Yeah. And so the book is like, it goes crazy, and all these
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people try to find treasure. People die looking for the treasure. There's a
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documentary that's out right now. I think it's worth 90 minutes about the
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treasure. That's the guy on the left who ultimately found it. What was in the
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box? Like gold nuggets. Okay, so kind of worth money. Seven figures in literal
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gold stuff. Like a treasure chest. A very real treasure. And the box was made of bronze.
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Got it. Because what's on the table for people listening is like a necklace that
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he made that looks like it's made out of plastic army men. No, I think there's
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also, that's not a great picture. It's not. What you want to see is the
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treasure. But I think that plastic bag in front of him is full of gold coins.
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Okay. Cool. But yeah, no, there's other, if you just google the treasure,
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like there's images of the treasure. Anyway, it's a fun documentary. But we're
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talking about, you're just saying that the thing, trees, the, you know, we were talking
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a couple of months ago about that Geo Gesser game, how people can look at a
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fucking Google Earth image and like figure out where it is really cool. Like,
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people were like figuring out, you know, finding this treasure map and then like,
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like the guy who found the treasure posted a photo of it to prove he found it,
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found it, but wouldn't say where it was. And so there was like no closure for anybody
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else. They wanted to know the solution to the riddle and how close they were, right?
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Especially if you know, you're not going to travel there. You're like,
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I wonder if I found it online. Yeah, like how close was I, you know? And so,
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so one guy like drove him mad and he had to find from the photo of the
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treasure box sitting on dirt, just treasure dirt. That's it. Found it. Found, like,
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printed the photo and laid it down onto the dirt and the fucking confirm that that's where the box
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was. And so he was right. He knew he knew where he had guessed right. And he took that picture
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to the location and said, oh, should I got it? No, no, no. A guy found the treasure. I know.
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Okay. Another person wanted to know where they found the treasure and all he had to go on
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were the original clues and one photo of the box where it was just the box and some dirt.
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Yeah, so he read the clues very well and then got close enough, like literally standing there.
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Was close and got close enough, yes, to where he actually was able to match up a picture of dirt.
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You think he was pissed because he's like, I had it and I could have had all the treasure.
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I don't want to give away the ending of the movie, but this the ending of the movie for this
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particular guy is okay. But like it's a documentary, but there is a little fun twist
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at the end of it. Recommend it. It's just called like Fenn's Treasure or something like that.
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I don't want, but you should be helpful by having the name of it. Can you...
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Come on. Just type documentary. It's on Netflix, people listening. It is on Netflix.
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Gold and greed, the hunt for Fenn's Treasure. Yeah, it's worth 90 minutes of your time in
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a sea of trash on television. Yeah, that's kind of fun. Okay, sorry, cars. There's some cars in there.
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The guy who I was just talking about who matched the dirt has a fucking hell of an
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overlandy dodge. Pretty cool. This is like Jedi level, like what's the word I'm looking for?
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Metal detecting, you know? You start out with an online metal detector that you bought
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online, you go to the beach and you just, and now you're looking at, you know,
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Google Maps zooming in, overlanding to this place. You have to hike a ways off the road
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to get to the treasure. Cool. I mean, yeah, it was not on the road. It required multiple modes of
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transport, but one of the things was the guy buried it when he was 79. So he goes, listen,
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here's the places where it's not, but it is somewhere that a 79-year-old man can get to
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carrying this fucking box. Good point. Yeah. Wow, that's rad. Anyone who's geocaching now is probably
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so bored. They're like, I just get to sign something. There's no gold in there. That's fun.
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So that's good time. All right, cars, where can we start? Well, we talked last episode about the
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fact that we're getting this trailer from Brian James trailers. We'll just, I'll plug
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them again. You'll hear their ads because they're advertising for a trailer. We don't
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have to go into the trailer, but it's going to be cool. But we asked people to comment and whatever
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recommended tow vehicles. And as usual, my requirements for such a thing is the smallest
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and thing that does the job without being too much, right? What's the better way to say that?
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Deficient. The most efficient thing. Yeah. Because even a tow vehicle is not going to be
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towing for like 95% of its life. Yeah. Yeah. So a lot of good suggestions.
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A couple of people absolutely insisted that we need a 3500 in order to be happy,
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which I would be so unhappy driving around 3500 anything. It's huge. And when they're
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unladen, it's like they ride worse than the GT3 RS around town. And like 20 years ago,
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I hauled cars all over the Northeast in a heavier trailer than the one we're getting
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using a fucking 2500 from then. And so we don't need any of that shit. The leaders right now
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seem to be, if we're going SUV, a Cayenne SE hybrid. So like there's the Cayenne hybrid
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my dad has, which is a twin turbo V6. The S has the V8. So I haven't really looked into...
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Like a higher torque number is good. Yeah. It's just, it's more power and you get
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better brakes with the S, which it would be hard to find a Cayenne regular V6 hybrid
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that had been optioned up with like huge brakes. Like why would anybody do that?
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So many people are like, don't do a Cayenne because you need good brakes.
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You should get a Dodge 2500. I refuse to believe that a Porsche SUV with a fucking motor
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generator, 100 kilowatt motor generator in it, and Porsche grade brakes has worse brakes than
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a Dodge. I refuse to believe that. I agree. I think one of the references, or sorry,
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recommendations I've seen that makes sense and we have to look at the measurements is
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trucks have longer wheel bases. Therefore, are more stable with wind and stuff like that.
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Totally valid argument. I'm sure the Cayenne is much better.
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A totally valid argument. And I think that the trucks have better brakes than like
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a CX-5 or something like that because they have heavy duty brakes meant for long duration
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braking downhills. But if you're talking Cayenne stuff, I would assume we should check that the
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brakes can withhold or hold up to it better. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to have bad brakes,
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but like the trailer has its own brakes. We're not talking about a trailer that
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doesn't have its own fucking brakes. And look, we drive a lot of Porsches. They have good brakes.
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They're very good brakes. The brakes this morning are spot on.
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I've never ever driven any Porsche in which, from a factory car in which the brakes somehow
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came into question for what the thing was supposed to do. A lot of people, I think,
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also said, look, I see where you're going with the SUV thing, but the odds are you're
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going to be doing a lot of highway towing. And you might actually run up on, you know,
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really the upper limit of what the SUV could do, which is 7,700 pounds. If you get the Ram half ton,
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you don't have to go with the 2,500. The Ram 1,500 has a 10,000 pound. So even like worst case,
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you're still 25% from the end. And they ride pretty good on the street.
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They do. And they have the big, the big fold out mirrors, which when you have an enclosed
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trailer, if you're telling an open trailer, not having fold out mirrors is not that big of a deal.
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In an enclosed trailer, the fold out mirrors are very helpful. So I agree.
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We may end up sucking it up. I mean, if the answer is suck it up and get a pickup truck.
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Okay. Dude, I like, I mean, I like these. These are nice. Someone else suggested a Ford
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power boost, which that's also a nice little hybrid integration. I'd have to look at the
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tow ratings and stuff, but having those, the outlets in the back was, was rad.
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And it could be very handy for truck stuff. Sure. You wouldn't need to bring a generator
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for shit. There's all kinds of stuff you could do when you have power. I love that truck.
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Well, the other thing is, you know, soon that the Ram is going to come out with that,
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that the self charging car, the range extended EV, which is like, damn,
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but it's not going to be for a year. So we could kick press trucks around for like a year.
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And then maybe if this, that's because that's really what I want, dude.
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Well, yeah, I think truck, I think we'd want to see how that holds up.
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Well, no, how it holds up to towing, like what's, you know, what is the range?
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Can the, can the engine keep up with the demands of towing a vehicle over 200 miles,
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300 miles? And I know that's the attention is the range extension.
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Dude, even Stalantis, even Stalantis, makers of
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fantastic hybrid vehicle decisions in hybrid vehicle technology.
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I can't imagine they wouldn't go core requirement of this truck.
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You must be able to tow for infinite distance.
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Yeah, that's the market. I agree.
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That's all anybody wants.
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Well, it's tough because I go, I wouldn't want to be first in the door for that,
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but we can make content on it. But how much of our viewership is really into truck towing?
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Like if we were TFL, right?
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The website, you know, the page, we would kill it.
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We buy the first range extended pickup truck, we tow a race car.
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You know, we don't need to, we don't need to center
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a year worth of content around a pickup truck, but a pickup truck that is a new and novel technology
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that appears here and there over the course of us doing silly things with a car that doesn't
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have to be street legal.
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I see, I don't, I don't hate that.
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I mean, I think it's pretty.
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I did, I, the, so the ram half ton and the F-150 hybrid, if we have to,
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and our, we're kind of the leaders in that, in that regard.
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But I just don't want a fucking big pickup truck.
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There's one of these was parked in front of my house here today.
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It's huge. If I parked one in my driveway at home, I would not be able to see the street.
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It would block the entire view of the street.
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True. I mean, how often do you look out?
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Because all your windows kind of face the other direction.
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True. The house is more backyard focused.
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But like, I just, I, I just, it's so, they're so big.
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Like when you're, they're so big.
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And I, for something that is like,
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optimist, what's optimistically every two, three weeks we connect to trailers.
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It's very optimistic.
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Very optimistically.
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The rest of the time.
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That's why ideally if it's, if it's an SUV, you use it to run around town.
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We use it to drive to other gigs.
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You could just be my car.
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You know, launches.
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Yeah, I could just be a car.
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I, this can't just be my car.
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A lot of parking lots being tough.
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I mean, I like, in the right environment, driving a truck on the highway is so good.
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Comfortable, good seats, all that stuff.
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But around town, it's tough.
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And trucks do not have exclusive rain over being comfortable and having good seats.
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I'm just saying like, they're not compromised in that way.
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It's just, it's so not me to have something for the, the 95th, you know, I cover,
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you know, cover this.
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And if I need more, we have access to, to, to, if we were, if we were going to tow the trailer
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a thousand miles, you know, maybe I'd go, okay, hey, dodge, can I borrow a 2,500?
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But if we're going to Willow for the day once a month, right?
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Fuck we need that for, you know, it's just like such a waste of everything.
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There may be no other option.
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I think it'll be a fun experiment.
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We can get some press stuff to tow with and then we can make a decision.
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And then a lot of people suggested the old, you know, Audi and BMW diesels and I,
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I just don't want a German car that old out of warranty and that kind of shit.
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The, the, the Cayenne hybrid is very appealing.
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So we'll see what's up.
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We won't be able to find one of those with a tow package.
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Like as a press car, that won't, that won't work.
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Someone said Schmi had that same trailer and he towed an SF 90X in it with a Maverick.
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I mean, England, England.
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In England, that's England.
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I mean, that is the other thing is this, this trailer company is from England.
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And so their trailers are designed to be lightweight, not too wide and,
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and towed by smaller and less powerful vehicles.
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I mean, we just learned hanging out with Mike Duff from the track that like if you're,
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if the gross weight of everything trailer, tow vehicle and car is over X,
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it's like 8,000 pounds.
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Three and a half tons maybe.
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Oh sorry, six tons.
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Then you need like a commercial, commercial, a device that tracks your mileage,
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like a commercial trucker would use.
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So no wonder Schmi is using the lightest pickup truck in the world.
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Oh, I should, I should ask him.
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Yeah, how he likes it.
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I would, I would like a bigger vehicle to tow.
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I know, but like, but if, if he says that, that we're fine with a Maverick,
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then we'd be at least fine with a Ranger.
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You know what I mean?
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And we don't have to get an F-150.
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Although now that the more I think about it,
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the appeal of having the hybrid and the battery pack,
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like it just solves a lot of problems if you're trying to,
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if you're just like outplaces with the trailer, you know.
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Yeah, it's very, it'd be really handy.
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It's so much power.
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Especially because then we could get,
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you could, we could get pressed like side-by-sides
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that the electric ones they have coming out.
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You could get one of those things, charge it up.
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And like big alley to convert the trailer to fucking range.
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That would be amazing.
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He hasn't done an enclosed personal trailer yet.
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I mean, that was, we wouldn't have our trailer for like two years though
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because of the R&D.
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Yeah, but how sick would it be?
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Yeah, it would be amazing.
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To have like a 200, then you would have to buy,
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build a real truck because it would get heavier.
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That's true. Yeah, that is a fun man.
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So anyway, thank you for your suggestions.
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We, you know, I think we've heard and seen them all pretty much.
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So you can, y'all can chill on it now.
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It's truly helpful though.
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We've got the encyclopedia now from A to Z.
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If we have to get a half ton, here's what we're looking at.
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If we are not going to get a half ton, here's what we're looking at.
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The old, the oddball suggestion that was a, was land cruiser
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with the bigger motor, which I think could work
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because Hannah would like it because she likes boxy cars,
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but, but I don't know if it's quite powerful enough.
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Tahoe, that's boxy.
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If you're, yeah, yeah.
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Also big, big, uninteresting, yeah.
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Well, the tonic capacity of the land cruiser is 6,000 pounds.
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Oh, so that's a no.
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Probably not going to work.
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Should we do the morning's activities
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or should we talk about Laguna Seca?
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Let's talk Laguna first.
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So a lot of people like three weeks ago, four weeks ago when it happened,
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sent us the story about the R34 skyline at Laguna Seca.
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The driver was at a track day and for, there was like a red flag
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and they stopped on track.
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And, and while parked on the track for a red flag situation,
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this dude was hit from behind by like a giant, like front-end loader.
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And this was on Jesse Awuji's Instagram.
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So here's this huge, I don't know if it's a front-end loader,
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a forklift or a giant forklift.
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And that, I didn't realize the front loader is moving at 20 miles an hour.
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I mean 15, that's moving.
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And it runs right into the back of a bright red, stopped car.
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It's daytime, like visibility should not have been an issue.
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Well, if you look at the video, it's holding something.
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Carrying something in the way.
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It's carrying something in the front.
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I don't know if it's tires or whatever.
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It's some kind of load and it just crushes.
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The guy has clearly no front visibility and just crushes this dude.
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Now the driver was unhurt and obviously it seems like the driver then had an attorney.
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Yeah, it's carrying tires, a bunch of tires for a tire wall.
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So yeah, definitely a visibility issue, but man.
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And so the driver attempts to get some, you know, restitution to get his car fixed.
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The track, the track lawyers tell him to kick rocks.
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They accuse him of being, having his car in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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They're saying he should have gone into the pits and not passed.
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And he should have not.
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His car shouldn't have been there and their base.
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And oh, by the way, you signed to the waiver.
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And all the things that are pretty much an outright denial of responsibility here.
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And it seems like just for people who are listening, there are two cars at least parked
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This is the straightaway, the front straight of Laguna Seca.
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They're both stopped because there's a blue GTR because the red one gets hit so hard.
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It gets pushed past this other car.
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So if this person, and I don't know what the rule was there, and we'll get into it,
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like it doesn't mean that not only did this red car quote make a mistake,
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another car did too.
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But that might indicate that they were listening to the track instructions.
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So they're the lawyer for the gentleman with the red car.
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I saw on his Instagram that this one, the attorney's response.
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And if you scroll through this, I'm not, this is like, it's thousands of words.
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It took me 15 minutes to read it.
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But effectively, it says that this was a red flag situation.
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The cars were stopped where they were supposed to stop.
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Your front end loader driver was negligent and did not follow this protocol, this protocol,
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Your staff knew there were cars there and didn't tell that person.
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Like all these different, you know, every point that the track used to say you driver
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were in the wrong, they had a pretty solid rebuttal for of actually the driver was where
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he was supposed to be.
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And even if there was a missed black flag, because apparently coming down after the
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corkscrew, this driver in the red car, according to his own statement,
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was following another car that had mechanical trouble.
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The car in front was smoking and had a pointed black flag at that car.
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This, the red car kept going to me.
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That's, that's correct track day protocol.
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And absolute worst case, an easy misinterpretation and the next flag stand should then have
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a pointed black flag at you so that there's no miscommunication.
25:07
You now know that it's you not, not just that car, but he didn't.
25:11
Shortly after that halfway up the straight red flag.
25:16
That's everybody pull off the racing line, come to a stop.
25:19
That's what that means.
25:21
And he was, he was sitting there for allegedly about 90 seconds and then just bam.
25:26
So they sent this front end loader out on track while cars were still on track.
25:33
Apparently, according to this person's attorney, the laws for driving a front
25:37
end loader with a load that obstructs visibility as you drive it backwards.
25:42
So this is the load in the front had no spotter vehicle.
25:46
But before the front end loader came by a silver track worker truck came by.
25:52
So the track worker, someone from the track knew that those skylines were sitting there.
25:57
Did not inform anybody else.
25:59
The flag stand workers, they were trying to say that the driver didn't know.
26:04
But here's a photo of the driver at the driver's meeting.
26:07
And I mean, I think that the, if the, there's the silver truck going by
26:14
before the front end loader, I think the, the, the R34 lawyers letter is incredibly compelling
26:23
And I would be embarrassed if I was the track to have not just paid to fix this guy's car.
26:29
Because now, I mean, yeah, you're Laguna Seca and you'll always be Laguna Seca and you're
26:34
not going to treat someone bad enough that people won't want to race there anymore.
26:39
But like, you could have just fixed his fucking car.
26:43
This is like real crazy.
26:45
Well, because now, I mean, the PR damage of this, I don't know, might turn a lot of people away.
26:50
It's just, it's just bad optics.
26:51
It makes you look like shit.
26:54
It's very, yeah, yeah.
26:55
Doing stuff on race tracks, having rented them for production, like,
26:58
people need to be very on point in their communication.
27:01
And this is why, like the loader and they should have been talking to each other and
27:05
warning each other over and over again that there are cars on the track.
27:09
So, I really, the guy with the car, his Instagram is GTRTIN.
27:17
GTRTIN, like the metal.
27:20
And he's posted it.
27:21
It's really, it's an interesting read.
27:23
And if you ask me, who doesn't know a lot about the law, but I know a little something
27:28
about OSHA having been certified for this business, and I know a little something
27:32
about track days, his argument seems incredibly compelling compared to the tracks argument,
27:38
which seems to be pretty thin.
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I mean, and allegedly, you know, the argument that he signed to the waiver
29:59
and therefore, meh, applies to normal track day conditions and risks.
30:05
You could have a crash with another car or a wall.
30:08
There could be gravel on the surface or oil on the surface or anything like that.
30:13
Being hit by heavy machinery while doing the right thing and being stopped is
30:19
That's because you basically negligence nullifies the waiver, right?
30:25
So that's the argument.
30:27
I think there can be a settlement that's a lot more than the fucking cost of fixing a car.
30:33
Yeah, it's real crazy.
30:36
A really nice red R34 has a sequential box.
30:39
I mean, this thing was built.
30:41
Yeah, it's a really cool looking track day skyline.
30:45
I bet the thing was a blast to drive.
30:47
And I'm sure it will be fixed eventually.
30:49
It doesn't seem like it's fully totaled.
30:53
I mean, you probably buy it from the insurance company.
30:55
Well, actually, the value of it's so high that the total price might be very high.
30:59
I mean, it's tough to total as an R34 skyline.
31:03
So that's, I mean, that's pretty, it's pretty, the video itself was wild,
31:09
but like the denial of it given the available evidence of what happened.
31:17
Is pretty, pretty, pretty crazy.
31:20
Really disappointing.
31:22
They could have just fixed his car.
31:24
I mean, like, you know.
31:28
Yeah, because now they're going to go to court.
31:30
Hopefully the GTR owner wins.
31:33
And then Laguna's got to pay for the car and legal fees.
31:37
But it just drags this person through all the mud.
31:41
That's wild stuff, man.
31:43
That's some loser shit.
31:46
It's a rule to drive that thing backwards.
31:48
Like drive the loader backwards as you're supposed to do.
31:50
I mean, that's game over.
31:51
That should be game over right there from a legal standpoint.
31:54
I mean, the question is like, if I'm a judge, then I think OSHA rules matter.
32:02
OSHA stuff is definitely cause for being sued if you're not like doing OSHA shit
32:09
and someone gets hurt or if you're not following OSHA regulations.
32:12
But it's not like, I don't think it's criminal to not follow OSHA regulations.
32:17
I think it's like, you could scold people for it.
32:21
And if you get hurt while someone's outside the regulations, you could sue.
32:24
But I don't, it's not like you're going to go to prison.
32:27
You know, that's my understanding of it.
32:31
I can't imagine the GTR owner wants someone to go to jail.
32:33
They just want their car fixed because they got rear-ended by a giant tractor
32:38
while sitting still.
32:39
I mean, imagine trying to drive something.
32:43
Well, we don't have to, Madden.
32:44
I've driven cars with camera rigs in front of my face.
32:47
Sure, this guy had 18 tires in front.
32:50
I mean, it was like, or whatever, 20 of them.
32:52
And right up, it was like the grade of the hill and maybe line of sight
32:56
because the loader comes from pretty far back.
32:58
But even with that, I guess he just did not see this car.
33:01
It just obscured that spot for the entire duration of the drive.
33:06
That's just, that's just nuts.
33:08
Yeah. I hope that guy gets paid.
33:11
I'll lend a lot more than getting, because that's just, that's crazy.
33:15
That's the kind of, that's the kind of shit where you should get.
33:17
Well, what if it costs them 200 grand is going to cost a million dollars?
33:20
She costs a little extra just for the, just for the,
33:23
you tried to fuck me over on this and, you know.
33:28
So all morning, Zach and I were up on the mountain.
33:33
If you refresh my, my Instagram, I'd put a picture of right before we started the show.
33:38
Refreshing's a page and there it is.
33:41
We were up on the hill with a GT3 RS.
33:46
We've covered it pretty extensively before.
33:49
The reason they wanted us to drive it is they put a Michelin PSS5,
33:57
Pilot's Board S5 tire on it, to make it a little more road friendly.
34:02
Now you can order this tire as a zero cost option or whatever.
34:06
You just, you can get the sticky tire or this tire.
34:10
Zach, what do you think?
34:11
Well, it's just too soft now.
34:13
I mean, now the thing, there's lumbers around.
34:15
I feel like the tires are flat all the time.
34:17
I mean, like it's so funny that they can, you,
34:19
that we consider this less sticky.
34:21
It is technically less sticky, but my God, I mean,
34:24
these have a ton of grip just like PS4s.
34:26
Fantastic do everything tire, basically.
34:29
I was totally pleased with the, the carrying speed through very corn,
34:33
various corners, but it's a very stiff car.
34:36
And we, and yes, the LA roads are bad, but you know, the canyons here,
34:40
there's a lot of undulations and a lot of weird things.
34:43
Some of them have gotten worse because of weather.
34:45
This thing bounces around a lot.
34:47
So my takeaway is the same as it was before with this car.
34:50
On track, I'm sure this is magic.
34:52
Like I like, we can talk about the seats in a minute,
34:56
but the communication of seat to tire, I felt like it was very palpable.
35:00
It like that the outside rear, you,
35:02
I could really feel it coming through some of the corners
35:04
when you lay on the power and stuff.
35:05
But man, I think just like literally bounces around on some of these,
35:10
these bounce your Canyon roads.
35:12
And to drive this and not take it to the track frequently,
35:16
you are stunting, but you are literally like,
35:18
you're starting your growth because you're going to like compact your own spine
35:21
over the months and years of ownership.
35:23
Yeah. It's, you know, it needs to be very stiff because the downforce
35:28
at high speed is going to be pushing down on the,
35:32
and it needs to be able to also take a bump at that, at that speed.
35:35
And so you've got car and air and everything.
35:39
But when there's actual bumps in the road, oh my God, is it brutal?
35:44
Yeah. It's the short duration bumps that it does not handle well.
35:48
If you know, big dips, big changes, like it does soak that stuff up.
35:52
Dude, I drove it yesterday from my house
35:56
to Beverly Hills and back for a doctor's appointment.
35:59
It was about 15 miles round trip.
36:03
I got out of this thing like I had driven 1500 miles, like abused.
36:09
Just, just my whole body was just crushed.
36:12
And this morning I put the Tempur-Pedic Pillow in it.
36:15
Because now that's a must.
36:16
You got to have the Tempur-Pedic Pillow.
36:18
Yeah. For the, for the seats.
36:19
This car is the buckets.
36:21
And there's so many, like the powertrain is amazing.
36:24
It's so smooth and it winds up.
36:26
It sounds great. The shifts are great.
36:28
Those, those fucking paddles that are great.
36:30
Oh my God. Great action.
36:31
C-clack. It's like, it's like an expensive gun, you know,
36:37
racking, you know, when you fucking click it.
36:39
It's just, that's awesome.
36:40
And the steering is so precise, you know,
36:43
and it looks mean as hell.
36:45
Like, yeah, but dude, it's so abusive.
36:48
It's just a stiff car.
36:49
And when it's in like soft mode,
36:51
when we're on the 405 going north,
36:53
suspension's in quote soft.
36:55
It feels like most of the damping is taking out of it.
36:57
So when we hit some of the larger expansion joints,
37:00
the car had like that secondary bounce.
37:03
Because it's just relying on the spring.
37:06
Like I'm kind of used to the ride.
37:07
This reminded me a lot of my car with club sports,
37:10
but this has no rattles because it's like brand new.
37:12
But over time, I mean,
37:14
this is going to loosen up some plastic, I'm sure.
37:15
And you just, it goes back to,
37:18
if you don't use this for what it is made for,
37:21
which is Nurburgring records and true lap times,
37:25
get the regular one or a different 9-11 all together.
37:28
And you can still be fast and you can still look cool
37:31
and you will just have a better life.
37:33
You'll have a better living experience.
37:35
Literally have a better life.
37:36
Otherwise, what you're doing is you're walking up to this,
37:38
you're going, I'm so cool.
37:40
And if someone, if the right, based on our whole show,
37:43
if the right dude looks at it,
37:44
you're like, I'm so cool.
37:45
And then you pull away from the light and you go and then you hate it.
37:49
That's the shit you do in your 20s.
37:51
You don't do that shit in your 40s.
37:53
You know what I mean?
37:54
It's like, it's so, I haven't left a car parked in my driveway
38:02
so much that I was testing in a long time.
38:06
Like, I've had this thing for five days
38:09
and up till this morning it had gone 48 miles.
38:12
Like, it's a super car.
38:15
You know what this is?
38:16
This is kind of like the 3,500 of sports cars
38:20
because it's quite large.
38:21
It's a pretty big car.
38:22
Visibility actually with the wing is totally fine,
38:24
at least from my height,
38:25
but it's a pretty big car physically.
38:27
And the ride is an unladen 3,500 bed.
38:31
And so you don't really want to run around town with it
38:33
because it's just, it's meant for this towing task.
38:36
It's not meant for driving around town.
38:38
That's a, there's probably a fun argument to make there
38:41
that the GT3RS is the dodge 3,500 of sports cars.
38:45
There's my article.
38:46
That's this month's, I'm an asshole argument.
38:48
Um, yeah, it's, it's another, you know, it's, it's a beautiful thing
38:53
and there's, there's so many, there are nice things about it.
38:55
And if the road is nice, then it's nice.
38:58
But if it's not, holy hell.
39:00
And the tires, I mean, the tires didn't fix it, obviously.
39:03
Dynamically fantastic.
39:05
Like turning, acceleration, feel, brake response,
39:09
all that stuff is just awesome.
39:12
I would say even if you want to use one of these
39:14
as a road car at all, you should definitely get this tire.
39:18
Because it doesn't make a fucking lick of difference.
39:20
The car is so much faster than any road will let you go
39:24
that even within the limits of this tire,
39:27
you could be deeply anti-social speeds without that being a problem.
39:32
And I think even if you go to the track,
39:33
I think these tires are great for the track
39:34
and for most people learning, they're good for learning.
39:37
For most people, they will be totally fine.
39:40
And then eventually, sure.
39:41
Like if they don't depend on what skill level you're coming in with,
39:44
you might want something stickier,
39:46
but then you'll just burn through these
39:47
and then get something stickier.
39:50
You should get that tire probably.
39:54
You'd be annoyed at how short the life is of the other tires too.
39:58
But it's a tough...
40:01
When I see people driving these in the street,
40:03
I'm like, I hope you're happy with how you look.
40:06
And then the buckets, laterally the support's great
40:09
and they do talk to you, but...
40:11
And I know we hit this a lot.
40:13
So if you have a spine that doesn't like to be sat concave,
40:18
meaning where you feel like you're curled forward slightly,
40:21
you will not like this seat.
40:22
And I wish you could take the cushion out of these
40:25
or order it from Porsche with three different thicknesses,
40:29
something like that, but it's all stitched in there.
40:30
So you'd have to have it cut up.
40:32
You'd have to have the seat cut apart and reupholstered.
40:35
That's not going to be great.
40:36
It's not a removable cushion that you could just have stuffed more.
40:39
They should do that.
40:42
I wonder if Special Wishes includes lumbar.
40:45
Porsche, here's how you do it.
40:46
You offer this pillow, you charge more money,
40:48
people could pick contrasting colors and thicknesses.
40:52
And all right, just do that.
40:53
Charge people more money.
40:54
You're already charging a ton.
40:55
So charge them another three grand
40:57
and offer a lumbar pillow, but it would be essential.
41:00
I mean, you know what I love about this car?
41:03
Because they're door handles?
41:04
Because they're door handles.
41:05
They're not pop-out power door handles
41:07
like the other 992s.
41:09
They're the old-school grab handles like my car has
41:13
like that's just better.
41:14
Just go back to that.
41:16
That was not a system that needed reinventing at all.
41:20
I think you see the story.
41:21
I think China's banning the Tesla pop-out things.
41:24
That shouldn't be a thing.
41:27
It's fucking on fire.
41:29
You need to be able to have a fucking door handle.
41:32
Like, I kind of get why a company might want them
41:40
for aerodynamics or allegedly according to,
41:45
I forget if it was Isaacson's book or Niedermeyer's book or,
41:50
you know, Elon just thought they looked better
41:52
and insisted that they have them.
41:55
But a lot of people chased them down that rabbit hole.
41:59
Chasing Tesla led to a lot of bad car choices.
42:02
So that one is good.
42:03
Someone in the chat recommended P1 design seat inserts for these.
42:06
P1 design seat inserts.
42:08
We do not have an affiliate link,
42:09
but this is a possible solution.
42:16
Those are expensive.
42:18
That's $1,300 bucks.
42:21
Does that just pop out?
42:22
Carbon fiber seat, I guess.
42:24
For the SD, that's pretty cool.
42:27
So you can get, you can probably get memory foam,
42:30
integrated inflatable lumbar support.
42:34
So you can integrate inflatable lumbar and choose from one of,
42:37
what is, this is like, holy shit.
42:40
50 different tartan plaids.
42:42
That's a pretty, that's not a bad deal.
42:44
That's really not a bad deal.
42:46
If this just pops out and you don't have to have it stitched in.
42:49
That's pretty good.
42:50
You get the whole thing plus lumbar, that's all right.
42:53
That's probably more.
42:58
And that's for, that's a set for two.
43:01
That's not per seat.
43:03
That's, that's not bad.
43:03
That's why this is a pretty good deal.
43:06
If you're already into a car for $150, $300,000,
43:11
Costs, they cost less than some pretty stupid shit you put on that car.
43:15
Or is that the Vysoc package?
43:16
Most people don't need that.
43:21
So yeah, should we go to the people?
43:23
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43:59
Mitsubishi Delicioso, pretty good.
44:02
I want a weekend car and I'm somewhere between an NC Miata and a BMW 135i.
44:10
BMW has higher comfort and wife acceptance, but I've owned two Miatas before and love them on
44:17
Should I be scared of the 135i maintenance enough to avoid it or not a big deal if I'm
44:23
used to track car maintenance and reliability?
44:26
I've never owned a German before.
44:29
I recall that one series are outsized expensive.
44:35
Well, especially the N54 I believe because then they switched the N55 and the N54 I think was
44:40
even more problematic in the 135.
44:43
Now you say you're used to track car maintenance, but you are used to Miata
44:47
track car maintenance, I think.
44:49
Pretty bulletproof.
44:54
We had to put a lot of money into a 135s.
44:58
Into very, very basic things.
45:01
And a car that didn't have a crazy amount of mileage on it either.
45:04
And a journalist, Jake, what's your last name?
45:07
I can't remember if you're listening.
45:08
This guy's had a 135 track car for like six years and dumped a lot of money into it.
45:13
You will constantly be messing with stuff beyond brakes, tires, consumables.
45:17
Like you will probably be repairing things.
45:20
Look through the forums.
45:21
Maybe there's answers on like aftermarket parts that bolster things that break, but...
45:28
I would say can you find a next generation 228M Sport?
45:35
I think it would be less problematic, a little lighter on its feet, better steering,
45:40
and I think the wife would maybe like it.
45:42
That's a good call.
45:44
Listen and sometimes watch says the 01-06 R53 Mini Cooper S feels underappreciated.
45:52
Not on this program, sir.
45:54
How do you think they hold up as fun project drivers cars in 2026?
45:59
Low-mid mileage examples can be picked up for 10K.
46:02
I've said it a million times.
46:03
My 06 John Cooper Works is one of my favorite cars I've ever had.
46:08
Rarely has a better car than that been sold.
46:11
It was very light, it was very small.
46:14
It had a huge interior for the outside size and it made some fucking awesome sounds
46:21
and it was fast and had great inputs.
46:24
And Mini has only gone downhill since then.
46:29
But they are expensive to maintain.
46:32
I sold mine literally 100 miles before the warranty ran out.
46:37
It didn't break a lot.
46:38
Mine was pretty reliable, but I bought it new.
46:41
So who the fuck knows?
46:43
60,000 miles, I think they kind of shake apart.
46:45
Fads was really starting to fall.
46:48
And his didn't have that many miles on it, right?
46:50
He had like 36 or something.
46:53
Fad had an S, but he didn't treat his as well as I treated mine.
46:59
Well, he lives here with it, so the roads are bump.
47:01
So like a lot of his plastic was starting to jiggle inside.
47:03
I was commuting in and out of New York City.
47:07
We road tripped his a lot.
47:08
He might not have taken his as good care of it.
47:11
But it was just losing parts.
47:13
His was a little more of a workhorse, I think, than mine was.
47:16
But dynamically, fucking no notes.
47:21
Yeah, they're a good time.
47:25
What cars have extremely wide front tires that still have
47:30
good steering feel and minimal tram lining?
47:34
That's not a thing.
47:36
One leads to the other.
47:37
Once they get too wide, I think as they get wider,
47:39
it usually improves steering feel or brings the weight up a little bit.
47:43
But if they get too big, then you start tram lining more and more.
47:46
Plus, alignment matters a lot for that.
47:48
So I sort of disagree with that.
47:50
I don't think making the tires wider improves the steering feel.
47:53
I think it improves the turn in, but I don't think it gives you more feel.
47:58
I feel like it gave me more feedback on my cars because there's more resistance
48:02
on the wheel in the corner versus the 255s or 235s really that it came with.
48:07
I mean, you have a larger patch with which the road is pushing against the wheel,
48:11
which is then pushing on the steering.
48:14
But I think it's diminished.
48:19
Once you get to 265s are okay, but once you get to like 305, 315,
48:25
like now it's going to dart all over the place and follow every little line.
48:28
I don't know if I've ever driven a car that had 275 or more at the front,
48:34
where I really liked the steering.
48:36
I'm not sure I've ever seen that.
48:38
Yeah, like how was dark horse on track?
48:43
Because it tram lines a bit on the road.
48:44
There's no feel, it's sharp, it gets the job done.
48:49
That's what I'm saying.
48:50
Usually when you have really wide front tires, you have really boosted steering
48:54
to deal with the front tires because people don't want super heavy steering.
48:57
So it ends up turning in great, but you don't feel it.
49:00
Vanquish, same thing.
49:02
Well, like David Tuig responded to our call for help on the show.
49:05
We were talking about steering feel a few weeks ago.
49:07
And if you need to move more tire, you need a larger pump to move more fluid.
49:10
And that usually leads to less feel.
49:12
Yeah, so that's a good point.
49:13
So I think those are in a lot of ways like kind of inverse things.
49:17
And the cars with like the best steering feel,
49:20
I want to say have like 235 to 255 front tires and that in that,
49:26
unless they're old cars and it's like 205, like Miata's or whatever the fuck.
49:30
But the best steering feel is if you have front tires narrow enough
49:35
where you can have manual steering.
49:38
If you have a car where that's light enough like a Lotus or a Porsche 356 or an early 911
49:43
where you can run 205 fronts, 225 fronts and have a manual steering rack that
49:50
I mean, that's like glory.
49:54
Very rare though, you could have something like that in a new car.
50:05
When selling a car in Florida, what does one do to avoid the stereotype of a Florida car?
50:11
Already fucked, bro.
50:13
The car's got a Florida title on it.
50:17
So I have a rule which is never buy a car from Florida.
50:20
I think that's a pretty good rule to live by.
50:22
And it doesn't really restrict my life in any way.
50:24
Florida is like the title washing capital of the world.
50:28
They have floods and rust and the Florida cars are so smelly.
50:34
Humidity is not good for car interiors.
50:37
They have sunscreen and like cream all over.
50:41
And they have Florida people they never drive with the windows down.
50:43
So all of the people smells are like contained and not so.
50:47
It also has an age of the car.
50:48
I feel like selling a Florida car and I know I'm going to get some heat for this
50:51
is a little bit like owning a pit bull.
50:53
Like when you walk up, you have to.
50:54
So when you're selling the car, you need to explain very quickly
50:58
that you do not have a problematic dog.
51:00
Your dog is very sweet and here's why.
51:01
So you have to be like.
51:02
I know what they say.
51:03
Yeah, you're like, but I don't have the mold problem because,
51:06
and it's not a salvage title.
51:08
Like you need to think of all the criticisms.
51:12
Matt just said that needs to be in the listing.
51:14
The burden of proof is on you.
51:16
It is not on the state.
51:18
Listen, you don't want to pay fucking taxes.
51:20
You want to live and you want to live down there in the fucking place where there's no laws.
51:24
This is the other side of that.
51:26
You happen to live there and that's the environment.
51:28
You need to think of what problems is the buyer going to be looking for.
51:32
And you have to explain.
51:33
You have to give the answers up front.
51:34
Like you need to understand that my 13% state taxes are buying me the benefit
51:41
of the doubt when I sell my car that you're not getting.
51:45
So taxes by civilization.
51:48
That's what I'm saying.
51:49
But also, yeah, sucks to be you, man.
51:54
You got to prove to me that your car is not a piece of shit.
51:57
Imagine you're on Tinder and your last name is Bin Laden.
52:01
And you, in that profile, you have to say, I, not from that family, I'm from way over here.
52:08
You know, something like that.
52:09
Think about how many Epstein's there are in the Northeast.
52:12
That's a great question.
52:13
How many unrelated, you know, fucking poor little Brian Epstein is having a bad freshman
52:20
year of college now at Brown University.
52:23
Yeah, you got to be like, not from that family.
52:26
There's at least two in the high school that I went to.
52:33
Reform temples all over the Metro North corridor.
52:37
According to mynamestats.com quickly searched.
52:40
There's an estimated 15,000 people named Epstein in the United States.
52:46
That is, that's, that means there are 15,673 people that are having to say no, no, no, no,
52:52
no, no, no, no, no, no.
52:53
And one guy who's dead.
52:55
And one who doesn't say anything anymore.
52:57
Except through his emails.
53:00
He really is speaking from the ember of emails.
53:04
Prayer of the refugee wagon.
53:08
That's residents, huh?
53:09
It is prayer of the refugees.
53:16
Okay, as a refugee, I'll find out.
53:18
Is that is there a what's a meal you like cooking that's easy, but people think is complicated.
53:25
Oh, Korean tacos, Korean tacos.
53:28
If you want to fucking impress somebody who's coming to dinner at your house,
53:33
you can whip up assuming you have one decent Korean or Japanese market
53:38
in your neighborhood.
53:40
You can make Korean tacos in about 15 minutes,
53:45
and it will be the best meal that someone's ever had.
53:48
You buy the sauce to cook the meat, and then you buy all the sides at the market.
53:52
And then you buy tortillas.
53:54
And then I make a guacamole, like an Asian guacamole that's avocado, cucumbers,
53:59
and then a dressing of soy sauce, sesame oil, rice vinegar, and mirin.
54:05
And that becomes like an Asian guac that goes on your tacos.
54:08
You do some bulgogi beef.
54:10
You do some colby pork.
54:12
You do some sesame chicken.
54:13
You chop all them shits up, and then you make Korean tacos and impress your friends.
54:18
I make Korean tacos every two weeks, probably five, six people over for dinner.
54:22
And it's great because it's like brain off, and I don't have to start cooking at two o'clock.
54:27
I love, I love cooking all day, but you don't always want to do that.
54:32
Accidental reverse entry.
54:35
How does a Lotus compare to a 718 dynamically and for road trips?
54:40
Assume you mean an Amira, right?
54:45
I mean, these are your two choices, right?
54:51
I feel like the Amira rides softer.
54:53
I feel like the Lotus has just a little bit softer springs,
54:56
soaks bumps a little bit better.
54:57
It's just a more comfortable car.
54:59
I think that's probably true compared to like my car,
55:02
but I doubt that would be true compared to like a base.
55:06
Yeah, like a base or a, it's probably, it's probably more,
55:10
an Amira is probably about where an S is in terms of ride quality.
55:15
The Porsche feels like it's built a little better,
55:18
but the Lotus is still built very nicely.
55:21
I would say the Lotus build quality is about the same as like maybe the Supras.
55:26
They feel about the same.
55:30
We lived out of a Lotus for a week.
55:33
It was comfortable.
55:34
Seats are really comfortable.
55:35
I think the contrast stitching looked really good.
55:38
Door card, I think the door card is much more interesting
55:40
and more comfortable than Porsche.
55:41
Porsche is just, I don't know, I'm just too familiar with it.
55:44
So I think they did good design inside.
55:46
The Porsche throttle response is a little more precise
55:52
compared to the Lotus's.
55:54
You still have to do that kind of slow, deliberate blip with the Lotus.
56:00
And the downshifts were inconsistent.
56:02
The throttle response on downshift was weird,
56:04
which then made downshifting a little challenging.
56:08
And something that we've all, like us and colleagues noticed,
56:11
is when you're downshifting, sometimes the shifter moves.
56:14
Like the gate location, the address changes a little bit
56:17
because of the twist of everything.
56:19
That does not happen in the Porsche.
56:22
But certainly the Amira is more exotic and interesting
56:28
It looks like a little McLaren.
56:30
I think it's a fabulous looking car.
56:32
It was really nice on a road trip.
56:34
Less visibility because you look in the rear view mirror
56:36
and you see the supercharger, like you see the throttle body.
56:42
I feel like, I mean, even in the review, it's like
56:45
the Lotus is the best thing to buy if you don't want a Cayman.
56:49
Like it's hard to, I can't, I'm not going to say
56:51
the Cayman isn't a objectively better car
56:54
because I think it probably is.
56:57
I think it's a squeaker.
56:59
I think it's a really close race.
57:00
And like own the Lotus for a year
57:03
and then maybe you'll find you want to go over the other side
57:06
But you should definitely own one for a bit.
57:08
The Lotus is awesome.
57:09
I thought the Lotus was a great car.
57:11
Really, really enjoyable to drive and use as a car.
57:14
Well, it's not like, it doesn't ask very much of you.
57:17
Plus, parcel shelf.
57:18
Parcel shelf is good.
57:20
But like you could buy that and just use it as your car.
57:22
Like it doesn't need to be something
57:24
that's just like saved for the weekends.
57:25
Like it could totally just be your car.
57:28
Give it all while smoking the tires.
57:31
Little rise against drop.
57:34
We haven't done one in a while.
57:36
Larry Chen's 996 Turbo.
57:38
Magnus Walker's a 277 car
57:41
and a Scottos RWB 964 Turbo.
57:45
Which of these have you driven?
57:49
I've never driven Scottos car or Larry Chen's 996 Turbo.
57:54
So, I mean, just on vibes, I would fuck Magnus's car,
58:04
marry Scottos car and kill Larry's car.
58:08
And there's not, and because Scottos car isn't like any RWB.
58:12
That's a particularly special one.
58:14
It's got an Andyle engine.
58:16
It's a real 964 Turbo.
58:18
It was the first one ever done in America.
58:21
And it has the proper suspension set up by BBI.
58:24
So like it actually will drive properly
58:26
and not drive fucking stupid.
58:29
And it keeps going up in value just, you know,
58:31
because it has all these correct modifications.
58:34
So anyway, hot dog or a boros.
58:37
Oh, shout wants to shout out off the record.
58:45
Steve Martigani says the drive recently had an interview
58:48
with the CEO of Porsche who said,
58:50
the Cayman and Boxster may be discontinued completely
58:53
due to the re-engineering costs going on.
58:55
Should Porsche consider bringing a less expensive 911 variant
59:00
to market to fill the void, perhaps with a four cylinder
59:03
narrow body and less weight resurrecting the 912?
59:06
There's a precedent in the current market with the AMG GT 43,
59:11
which we don't like.
59:12
Which we just talked about.
59:20
And if that's your saying is the precedent for 911
59:24
doing something, don't.
59:26
Well, and to be specific, the 43 engine just feels very
59:30
It feels like it'd be in place in a rally car.
59:33
It vibrates the chassis a lot.
59:35
It's really, it's almost strangely loud for that car.
59:38
Imagine a grand tourer with a Mitsubishi Evo 6 power
59:43
That's what that car is.
59:44
And compared to like the Boxster Cayman
59:47
that had the four cylinder,
59:48
that thing opposed four cylinder.
59:50
But still, I felt like much smoother, much more refined
59:53
than the 43 engine.
59:55
My thought about the four cylinder is Porsche barely got
00:01
fucking people to accept it in the Boxster and the Cayman.
00:05
They really only sold four cylinder Boxers and Caymans to
00:09
people that I don't want to say weren't real Porsche
00:12
people or anything like that.
00:13
But like a lot of the four cylinder Boxers and Caymans
00:17
that you see driving around are being driven by sort of
00:20
regular folks who want a cute car.
00:22
They're not being driven at, they're not, we don't see
00:27
them up on the mountain.
00:28
When we go up the mountain, we see six cylinder.
00:31
Okay, they're GTSs or GT4s or Spiders or older ones.
00:35
We do not see a whole bunch of four cylinder cars.
00:38
There is, I don't see any evidence coming from
00:42
anywhere that Porsche needs to move down market
00:46
It's the only car they have right now that's making a
00:51
Everything else is not doing great for Porsche,
00:54
but everybody wants 911s.
00:56
And I think the two five, you also probably see more of
00:58
them in Europe where people get taxed based on cylinder
01:02
Displacement, you know.
01:03
Displacement, so that's a big factor for those things,
01:05
but we don't have that here.
01:06
No, I mean I think Porsche's best way forward is to
01:09
just keep making Boxsters and Caymans.
01:11
I mean, that in my opinion.
01:13
Yeah, if they can undo the engineering they did for
01:16
the electric cars, that's the pickle they're in right now.
01:18
They spent all this money and the EU says they have to,
01:22
and the USA right now says they don't have to,
01:24
and they're like, well, how do we flip this factory around
01:27
or have them make two different cars essentially?
01:30
Yeah, I mean I don't have the right answer,
01:35
but I don't think the answer is a down market 911.
01:42
I think it's figuring out to build your sports cars.
01:46
You know, whatever that is, you're gonna have to figure out
01:48
how to be the company that still makes sports cars over here,
01:51
one way or the other.
01:56
You have the opportunity to tell your 18-year-old self
01:58
about a future classic to purchase and hold.
02:01
What do you purchase with the money you had available
02:06
So, I had available at that time.
02:09
I've told you about when 12-year-old me,
02:13
maybe 13-year-old me,
02:15
when my dad got money, right?
02:19
When he first got money.
02:20
And I mean, he'd always been working,
02:22
he'd been an up-and-coming executive,
02:24
but he left to get a new job with Macy's,
02:28
and the company he left acquired Macy's,
02:31
which messed up his whole contract.
02:34
So, he sued for his whole contract and won.
02:37
So, he got like a 15-year contract in like one payment.
02:41
That's when we got money, okay?
02:43
And I, and that was when I first kind of figured out
02:47
that, oh, like, we got money.
02:51
You know, it was like, it was Clark Griswold level.
02:53
We got the pool, right?
02:57
I was like, dad, you should buy these cars as investment.
03:00
And the list, I would have crushed,
03:05
I would have crushed McLaren F1,
03:08
Ferrari F40, Ferrari F50, Diablo S, whatever it was,
03:15
it was the SE30, I believe at the time.
03:18
We would have fucking crushed,
03:21
crushed if we had bought,
03:23
if my dad had bought my 12-year-old list.
03:26
It would have been amazing.
03:29
We probably could have actually beat the stock market.
03:31
I was gonna say, you know, he probably just invested in it.
03:33
No, he did better than me.
03:34
I actually, I did, I gained it out,
03:37
like maybe eight years ago or so.
03:39
And he beat the stock market.
03:42
His, his investments beat the stock market,
03:44
but so did the fucking my car investments.
03:46
But his investments beat my hypothetical cars.
03:49
I think, I think when I went to college,
03:50
I think I had like three grand total to my name.
03:52
So I think the only thing I could afford that would be
03:55
is like a really clean 1991 like 325 IS,
04:00
or maybe a high mileage like E30M3,
04:04
because no one cared about those.
04:05
And then I would have to sit on it for like, you know, till 2021.
04:09
And then it would go up by like 10 or 20 X.
04:11
So the money, okay.
04:12
So here's what I would have done.
04:14
With the money I actually had at the time,
04:16
because at the time when I was 18,
04:18
I had, I had, you know, I had bought my own,
04:21
my dad said, you know,
04:23
I think this was the right move.
04:25
You want your own car.
04:26
You need to go to work.
04:27
You need to earn money.
04:29
And, and, you know, I want you to have a safe car.
04:32
So whatever you earn, I'll match,
04:34
which allowed me to go from,
04:36
I saved $13,000 from selling shoes,
04:39
and it allowed me to get a $26,000 car.
04:41
So I ended up getting that Subaru Legacy GT.
04:45
So let's assume that I had $26,000 to invest.
04:52
What I wanted to buy,
04:53
and my dad wouldn't let me buy,
04:56
was a two year old Black Saline S351 Speedster.
05:02
So like, and it was like 24 grand.
05:04
So like, how, if I bought that and held onto that,
05:09
I could probably do okay on that today.
05:11
I could probably, I could probably double that money
05:14
in raw dollars, unadjusted.
05:16
$55,000 Black Black 351 Speedster.
05:19
I bet you I could have, right?
05:22
But damn, my dad, we would have,
05:24
we would have killed Nagerro Blueballs.
05:30
Have you ever had to talk someone out of a car
05:32
you knew they'd regret?
05:34
Tried talking someone out of buying an 03 RS6.
05:37
They didn't, and eight months later the transmission went.
05:40
Yes, I have tried to talk people out of cars
05:43
that I knew they would regret.
05:45
And I try, you know, it's like,
05:48
that's like, the problem with that is,
05:50
it's like someone, they go,
05:53
you know, I just broke up with Kathy,
05:55
and you go, she was a fucking cunt anyway.
05:57
And then they get back together two weeks later,
06:00
and you're like, oh God, you know, that's,
06:01
you can't, so you gotta tread very, very lightly.
06:06
Because you might crush their dream.
06:08
If someone goes, I'm thinking about getting this,
06:10
and they just want you to say, good idea,
06:12
you gotta read that face,
06:14
because otherwise you might just ruin their dream,
06:16
and then they'll get it anyway,
06:17
and it'll fall apart,
06:18
and you don't want to be like, I told you so,
06:20
The only time I really do bring it up,
06:23
because I genuinely want people to be happy
06:26
Like, if you think you like a car
06:29
that I don't really like,
06:30
and I go, oh, why do you like that?
06:31
And they go, I like the buttons on the steering wheel,
06:34
and the fucking shape of the wheels.
06:37
Like, the only, like, there was a couple of times
06:40
where I knew cars were like really unsafe,
06:42
and I was like, I don't like you driving this.
06:45
I don't, it's not safe.
06:47
First gen highlanders, like when my sister,
06:50
like, every time I would drive that car,
06:52
every time, I could press the brake pedal
06:56
And not activate the ABS.
06:59
And she was like, I'm going to get another one.
07:00
I was like, I really don't want you to.
07:04
And a hub seized up, and she rolled three times
07:07
on the future of the turnpike.
07:09
So I was right on safe car.
07:11
Nobody should ever drive a first generation Toyota Highlander.
07:14
They're so dangerous.
07:21
Oh boy, these are tough.
07:24
Looking for a $10,000 to $12,000 third car.
07:28
It's hard because it depends on where you live.
07:30
You know, prices are very different here than
07:33
middle of America or East Coast, especially, I mean, a BMW.
07:36
Well, Costco, Costco, I can, I can guess.
07:39
That's Connecticut, where I'm from.
07:41
Costco is the town next to Greenwich.
07:42
So let's assume that's where they live.
07:45
I have a BMW 340 for commuting
07:48
and a BRZ for track work.
07:49
I want a cruiser interested in R129 SLs and Alpha Spiders.
07:57
Can you go into some detail about why you got rid of it
08:00
and your experience with it?
08:01
My experience with my SL was great.
08:03
I bought it for $17,000.
08:07
I'd put 10,000 miles on it in two years.
08:10
I did one service, and it was a kind of big service.
08:14
So it was like $1100.
08:16
And then I sold it for the exact same amount of money
08:20
And the guy's still driving it around.
08:22
I see the guy around here in LA.
08:25
Probably more reliable than the Alpha.
08:29
And it was a fine automobile.
08:31
I thought it looked great.
08:33
It was comfortable.
08:36
It was absolutely fucking beautiful, beautiful car.
08:40
But it just wasn't all that interesting to drive.
08:42
It was just an automatic, you know, floaty cruiser.
08:45
And so if what you want is a cruiser, there you go.
08:49
Like, I'm interested in another cruiser.
08:52
That's why we're doing this Mercedes project up the road here.
08:54
But I drove it for two years.
08:57
And I sold it because Hannah and I looked at each other.
09:01
And we said, we have six cars between the two of us
09:03
and not a single back seat.
09:06
We had six two-seater cars.
09:08
We're like, this is fucking dumb.
09:10
And so we sold the least interesting of the cars.
09:15
And bought the Delica, the van.
09:17
So which Hannah then daily drove for a year.
09:21
So we didn't sell it because anything was wrong with it
09:25
or because it didn't do exactly the thing it promised.
09:27
It did all those things great.
09:29
And it's still doing them today with a new owner.
09:32
We just, you know, sometimes you have too many cars.
09:34
But the Alphas are interesting.
09:36
And if you maintain them properly and keep after stuff,
09:40
they're pretty fun.
09:41
Also, you know, E30 BMWs are fun.
09:46
That's almost like a combination of the two.
09:47
Especially if you've got a convertible.
09:50
Then you've got the top down experience.
09:52
Pretty engaging, but it'll be smooth and comfortable
09:58
And yeah, either of those would be fun.
10:00
I would say also for 10 to 12k though, it's pretty limited.
10:07
You might just fucking put them parameters in,
10:10
you know, whatever, wherever auto tempest
10:13
or wherever you're looking for a car
10:14
and just like, see what oddballs pop up.
10:15
That's going to be a, you put your price range in there
10:18
and there might be, you might find like, I don't know,
10:22
an awesome like Sirocco or some other thing
10:25
that like I wouldn't have thought of.
10:27
The Lincoln Mark 7.
10:28
Was that the car that was like kind of?
10:30
Yeah, but it was like fast.
10:31
The Mark 7 and the Mark 8 is the roundy one
10:35
The Mark 7 is the Fox body.
10:37
Yeah, like the Mark 8 those are kind of dope.
10:39
You could mop them.
10:40
Yeah, that's a good freezer.
10:41
Nino Pinto Santa Maria going to Chattanooga for a bachelor party
10:45
considering renting something fun on Turro.
10:48
I could do a Miata for 250 or a base C8 for 750.
10:53
I would, that sucks.
10:56
Those, that's shit rates dude.
11:00
I mean, I think the C8 is more fun
11:01
because when you turn it on, it'll sound cool
11:03
and it'll sound cool every time you leave a stoplight
11:05
and the Miata is not those things.
11:08
Just pull up on Google Maps.
11:10
I don't think it's that far,
11:11
but how far is it from Chattanooga to Deal's Gap?
11:17
Chattanooga, Tennessee, because if you're,
11:19
are we doing Tale of the Dragon
11:21
and those roads on this trip?
11:23
So just do Chattanooga to Deal's Gap.
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Two and a half hours.
11:29
Okay, so you could do, you know,
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you could do Tale of the Dragon.
11:34
And that could be, bro, you could have, if you did.
11:37
Well, these roads, this'll be good right here.
11:38
That one's good, but zoom in, if you zoom in more,
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you do that road, see Teleco Plains in the top right.
11:43
You take that road, you go north on this to hit Teleco.
11:46
I think that's the 676 or the 67th.
11:49
Whatever that road is that goes from McKaysville
11:52
That's a great road.
11:55
So you go east out of Chattanooga to Teleco Plains
11:58
and then Teleco Plains to Robbinsville.
12:00
That's the Chara Hall of Skyway.
12:03
So you do like this.
12:04
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you do that.
12:06
And then you bring that one, that is the Chara Hall of Skyway.
12:12
So now you got a hundred, and then if you do,
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drag the Deals Gap one up to the north end of the Dragon.
12:17
Deals Gap is the south end of the Dragon.
12:19
So drag that pin further up to the north end of the Dragon
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You got 177 miles from Chattanooga
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to the north end of the Dragon.
12:31
That drive is fire.
12:34
Yeah, that's Miata in my opinion.
12:36
That would be great.
12:37
The Dragon is Miata.
12:39
The Skyway is Corvette.
12:42
But you could have fun in a Miata too.
12:45
I wouldn't, I don't think the Corvette's three times
12:47
the fun on that road though.
12:49
It's a lot of money.
12:49
I'd probably go Miata.
12:51
Don't do this the day after you all go drinking.
12:56
Yeah, but that's a good way to spend three hours
13:00
Oh, Michael Cosgrove wants to know,
13:05
is there a way to link the Angeles Forest roads
13:10
to the Malibu Canyon roads?
13:12
They are in very opposite sides of the city.
13:15
You link them with the freeway.
13:16
That's what you do.
13:18
You come, you have to come down to the freeway.
13:19
There's not, there's not a way to do it.
13:24
It's like a, I don't know if I, it's like a break.
13:26
You come down, you get gas.
13:27
You take the 118 all the way.
13:29
It's, it's, yeah, freeway.
13:32
You could connect the Northern Angeles Forest
13:35
to the Central Angeles Forest.
13:38
But those are the only two sections that can be connected
13:46
Zach's underdrive pulley.
13:48
With the increase in tariffs slated for South Korea,
13:51
does the Elantra Ann lose its allure
13:53
when the price crosses into the $40,000 range?
13:57
I think it's still going to be the cheapest car
14:01
It's a bummer that it's going up to that
14:03
because it was, you know, it was such a bargain,
14:05
but it's still like, what's a Civic Type R?
14:07
It's chasing Civic Type Rs.
14:09
And that MSRP is what 46?
14:12
Civic Type R now is like 46 grand to start.
14:15
So it's still five, maybe five grand cheaper than that.
14:18
And it's just as quick, just as comfortable.
14:20
It's 10% cheaper than the Civic Type R.
14:23
You know, if they maintain that all the way up.
14:25
It is a bummer though that it's,
14:27
because it used to be like 34, right?
14:29
I think they started in the low 30s, but yeah,
14:31
but that was like 2017 when that car came out.
14:34
That car came out a long time ago.
14:39
Was the Veloster Ann before the Elantra Ann?
14:42
So the Veloster Ann was 2020.
14:45
I would also add that the tariffs change every week.
14:48
So just wait and it might go back to zero.
14:51
Hyundai might fucking bribe Trump.
14:52
They might produce Melania too,
14:54
electric Boogaloo or whatever.
14:56
Wasn't it the Hyundai factory where a fucking ICE raided it?
14:59
And it was in Georgia, right?
15:02
And they all fucking, they got detained and they were like,
15:06
What are you doing?
15:09
Zach clapped my cheeks.
15:11
When would you feel comfortable letting a younger family member
15:14
ride in your quote unsafe car?
15:17
My six year old nephew is massively into cars,
15:20
thanks to his uncle, me.
15:22
He keeps bugging me about him letting,
15:24
letting him ride in my Lotus Elise.
15:26
For now, I get by saying he needs to be older and taller,
15:29
but I'm not comfortable at all letting him ride in it
15:32
until he's an adult.
15:33
It's one thing to accept the lack of safety for myself,
15:37
but to be responsible for another human being who's
15:39
a minor is completely different.
15:41
Am I overthinking it too much?
15:45
Look, I don't have kids, but like quick judgment.
15:49
Yeah, you're overthinking this, bro.
15:51
I mean, I understand not wanting to put a five year old
15:54
in a car without a car seat or something like that,
15:57
but a Lotus Elise is not that unsafe of a vehicle.
16:01
Well, I think if, you know, the kid's too small
16:04
to like sit in the seat properly.
16:05
But until he's an adult.
16:07
Well, I mean, 18 is too late.
16:08
You could wait until 15.
16:09
Like if you're, if you're 12,
16:11
you can sit in a fucking car, in a sports car.
16:13
Yeah, you can sit in the side of the person.
16:16
And you also can, you can keep the driving very local,
16:19
like around the neighborhood.
16:22
Because if the kid's really excited about this,
16:23
just hearing it start and doing a first gear pull
16:27
will probably be exciting.
16:28
So you can just do that really in a quiet neighborhood
16:31
or whatever area and then just go back to the house.
16:33
And just that's fine for now.
16:34
You don't have to like take them on a canyon run
16:37
Well, when I read the first sentence of this question,
16:41
I thought he was going to say an aerial atom
16:44
or some crazy old thing or, you know, whatever.
16:47
Like to me, and Elise is a modern car.
16:50
I know he has fewer airbags then.
16:52
Yeah, yeah, but like that's not, that's not that unsafe.
16:56
If you're talking, I'm not, again, an unbelted child
17:00
or someone, a child that's small enough
17:02
where they're supposed to be in a backwards-facing seat
17:04
or any of that kind of stuff, I get it.
17:06
But like to say, you know, someone who's 12 or 13
17:13
or, you know, can't handle like a quick ride
17:18
in an older sports car, I think is an extreme.
17:21
I know a very quick Google and people can comment
17:24
if this is wrong on Reddit is people were saying
17:26
that one of the reasons that the Elise
17:28
and Exige after 2011 are considered street kick cars
17:31
is one, the passenger airbag is not child safe
17:34
and then the fiberglass clamshell won't pass
17:35
the five mile per hour bumper test.
17:37
So I think if we had kids, you'd go,
17:40
I want the safest car around
17:41
because this is a very precious being to me.
17:44
So if they're, you know, and this is the uncle,
17:46
so God forbid something does happen in this car.
17:49
Do the kids' parents have an opinion on this?
17:52
I mean, of course they do.
17:53
I would assume they do.
17:54
But maybe, and maybe the parents are cool with it,
17:56
but the uncle's the more responsible one.
17:58
Maybe, I don't know.
18:00
I took my nephew out for a quick run in the Manx
18:06
and I didn't think much of it.
18:08
I mean, I just, you know, I didn't.
18:11
I just say keep the route real small and safe
18:14
where there's not cars going 50 miles per hour
18:17
and just give them a little taste of that
18:19
and then that'll be it.
18:21
I mean, it's impossible to control everybody in the world.
18:29
Because soon the Minder robot will ride in the back seat.
18:32
And it will hold the child.
18:34
It'll hold the child.
18:36
There are people that are legitimately trying.
18:38
I am the seat belt.
18:39
Most of them fucking new Epstein.
18:42
Isaiah Stanley says,
18:44
I recall Matt was not super into VW bugs in the past.
18:48
As of late, you seem to like them more.
18:50
Is there any specific that changed my opinion?
18:52
I'm not that into bugs now.
18:55
I think you talked about someone asked about like cool,
18:58
old stuff you can buy for kind of cheap.
18:59
And like they said, they're all manner of air-cooled bugs.
19:03
I mean, if you want a cheap project car cruiser thing
19:07
to learn stick on thing that's, you know, culturally significant.
19:11
But like, they don't do shit for me.
19:13
But like, if I see a nice one, that's nice.
19:16
But like, no, I mean, my love for my Manx is.
19:20
My Manx has fucking functionally nothing to do with with Volkswagen.
19:24
It's no, there's nothing other than a cut and heavily welded up pan and a VIN number.
19:31
My shit don't have nothing to do with Volkswagen.
19:34
Brake Paddington Bear.
19:37
Why don't Honda, Yamaha, et cetera, don't make track-only toys?
19:42
Their side-by-sides do a massive business.
19:44
And it seems their parts bin is deep enough to make something pretty neat for a decent price.
19:51
I think the side-by-sides can get by being very unsafe in a crash the way that the,
19:58
that a car that's going to be raced on track could not get away with.
20:03
Like, side-by-sides are funny shit, but like, those things are mad dangerous.
20:08
And you, well, I mean, on track, you've got multiple vehicles, close proximity a lot,
20:14
So there's just, there's a lot more exposure to hard things, I think, than there are off-roading.
20:19
Yeah, I don't, I don't know if they're, if they're looking for a niche within a niche.
20:24
I mean, the side-by-sides, they sell a lot of them.
20:26
And I don't think they need to try to crack into the KTM Expo market,
20:30
which is pretty small, right?
20:32
Isn't that the track thing that KTM makes?
20:34
I mean, the market for all track day toys compared to the market for side-by-sides is like nothing.
20:41
You know, it's like, that's like saying, why doesn't McDonald's open a five-star steakhouse?
20:48
They could spend all their billions of dollars and go eat steak at the steakhouse,
20:53
They don't need, they don't need to use their giant mass market to break into a tiny niche.
20:58
Well, you know, and the track car market is even more niche.
21:00
It's like, why don't they use their giant McDonald's corporation to make a vegan sushi place?
21:05
It's like a thing within a thing within a thing.
21:08
The market is tiny.
21:10
OG Cushman, three-wheel golf cart.
21:13
If you had the opportunity to build the ultimate sleeper car, what would you do?
21:18
I have it, my pink car.
21:20
My pink car is that for me.
21:22
Is that a sleeper, though?
21:23
I mean, it's pink as gold wheels and it's loud.
21:25
I think it is a sports car,
21:27
turned into more of a sports car.
21:29
I think it's a sports car that people, at least in first glance and association,
21:35
think of as being feminine and not being all that fast.
21:38
And then in actuality, it makes more power than even the fastest
21:44
naturally aspirated factory Porsche ever has.
21:48
So I would say that that makes a lot more power than you think it does.
21:53
I think the greatest sleeper is that VW bus that had the 996 powertrain chassis,
21:58
everything, and it was running down the lotuses on the track.
22:01
Like, that was rad.
22:03
When I was at the Nurburgring and got waxed by that all-wheel drive civic thing that was like...
22:09
Yeah, that was a real good sleeper.
22:18
I don't have an answer to that one.
22:30
Okay, blown trans with an STI featuring meth injection.
22:36
When you see someone, is that like an ER diagnosis?
22:39
Were you watching the pit?
22:40
I think it's like giving oral treats to someone who has an STI infection with meth injection.
22:47
With shooting meth.
22:50
When you see someone you know out in public, you wave.
22:53
But if you're too close to the place you know them from, like work, you don't.
22:58
How far away from the place you know the person from, do you have to be for you to wave to them?
23:05
Well, I mean, if I'm good friends with the person,
23:07
even if I see them right outside work, I'll wave to them.
23:10
Yeah, I'll acknowledge the person.
23:11
Yeah, I'm not going to like snub them like, oh, I just saw you in work,
23:14
and now I'm seeing, I don't know, there's so many variables to this.
23:18
I laugh because this is like when you say goodbye to people,
23:20
and then you realize you're both walking to the same part of the parking line,
23:23
you're like, oh, shit.
23:24
And then you just have to make fun of the moment.
23:27
You don't want to say goodbye twice.
23:28
That would be insane.
23:29
And I ever tell you that I accidentally stalked actor BD Wong around Manhattan for a day?
23:35
You know who that guy is?
23:36
You know who he saw his face.
23:37
Yeah, he was in SVU.
23:38
SVU, and he's a psychiatrist.
23:40
And he's in Jurassic Park.
23:42
He's the young Asian scientist at the beginning who hatches the dinosaur from the egg.
23:46
He has a very recognizable face.
23:48
He drives a really cool 79, 9-11 Targa with gold BBS wheels on it.
23:57
Really beautiful green paint.
23:59
And he happened to live next to the building I used to work at.
24:04
Everyone's been watching, I was a big SVU fan at the time.
24:07
Well, so I see him when I'm having a fucking grit outside
24:11
before I'm leaving.
24:14
We're then like 10 minutes later, I go to the garage where my car's parked.
24:19
He's there again getting the car.
24:22
I then I go get lunch.
24:25
I then go to the gas station on the west side.
24:30
I then go uptown to a fucking store.
24:35
And by the last one, it was first like, okay, we're leaving out.
24:38
We're leaving a place where we are.
24:40
We're getting our cars that are near the place where we are.
24:43
We're getting the gas station where it's at.
24:45
And then at the last one, he's like, okay, dude, what the fuck?
24:56
Oh, I don't even know what that is.
25:00
Cup two girls four in Colorado.
25:03
Oh, cup two, like a tire.
25:07
How are you liking the White Dial Speedmaster?
25:11
I have just sent it to England to be ruined and it might have come back.
25:16
Actually, let's see.
25:19
My watch is returning from England.
25:22
The White Dial Speedmaster is excellent.
25:29
What's a car that you would own specifically to mod?
25:35
Well, we were talking about like a drift car.
25:39
A Terminator Mustang.
25:40
If I bought that, I'd instantly put a pulley and pipes on it and stuff.
25:43
I mean, specifically to mod.
25:49
It's like what needs mods?
25:51
Well, I mean, we're doing this Mercedes.
25:52
We got the car for free.
25:53
We didn't buy the car for that.
25:55
But even at a price of zero, I only took it.
26:00
Because we were going to do this thing.
26:02
There's nothing I wanted about this car in stock form.
26:08
These days with TurboTech, it's so tempting to just put even a tune on anything.
26:13
Even a turbo giveaway car.
26:16
Why would you not tune it if you can gain all this power with no effects on reliability?
26:22
Or if you live some, I don't know, you get like a new Subaru or M2.
26:27
It's just so accessible these days.
26:29
Just go, you know, tick, tick, tick, tick.
26:31
I think almost all of my sports car purchases.
26:36
No, that's not true.
26:37
Because we've had the Kuntosh, which has not bought to mod the NSX.
26:40
We put some wheels on it, but that's really it.
26:42
I would say, I mean, we had pink car, the Safari car, and the Mustang, and the Mercedes,
26:49
all bought specifically to mod.
26:53
And I think anything I buy, the older the car is, the more likely I am to mod it
26:56
because technology has advanced and I can make it better.
27:01
Jedi Master Chronometer, dumbest and coolest factory applied badge emblem.
27:10
So the dumbest digital dirt on the Raptors is pretty bad?
27:17
I think the dark horse emblem.
27:20
The horse resembles other things, especially that light.
27:23
I know it's not an amount of the emblem, but when that light shines from the door on the ground,
27:27
if you look at it the other way, it doesn't look like a horse.
27:29
Really? What does it look like?
27:32
Well, this isn't just me saying this, it's also my wife.
27:34
Looks like a very specific part of the female anatomy.
27:37
Someone say the most popular, celebrated part.
27:40
She's like, that's what that looks like.
27:41
Yeah, that's not great.
27:44
Yeah, that's not great.
27:45
The digital dirt is pretty rough, though.
27:50
What else is the dumbest factory applied badge?
27:56
Did the Gucci Fiat say Gucci?
28:00
I'm not sure it did.
28:01
I guess that's your signaling.
28:02
That's a little collab.
28:05
I mean, in American cars, when they would introduce features and the cars would have
28:13
a badge that says anti-lock brakes or tuned port injection or whatever,
28:20
any badge that ended up bragging about a feature that was a total failure
28:28
And oh, the Pzev, the Pzev on Subaru's that are not hybrid.
28:32
I never understood that.
28:34
How does Subaru get a partial zero emissions vehicle
28:40
badge on a gas-powered car?
28:45
Oh, so they're conventional gas-powered vehicles engineered to meet super low,
28:50
super ultra low emission vehicle exhaust standards.
28:58
Federal investigator.
29:00
What is one life experience you found extremely valuable, car-related or not?
29:06
Sitting in jail for three days.
29:08
You don't forget that.
29:09
Yeah, you don't forget that.
29:11
I'll never forget that smell.
29:13
I'm fucking forever.
29:17
Yeah, and mildew and the inside of a porta potty.
29:25
Blended with 24-7 fluorescent lighting.
29:29
Also working retail.
29:32
You know, or restaurants.
29:36
You just learn how to treat everybody.
29:44
Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should.
29:46
Ever had any embarrassing moments with cars backing out of garage and bringing off a mirror,
29:53
driving away with the gas pump.
29:54
I just saw someone do it yesterday.
29:56
Oh, it's great when someone does it.
30:00
When I had my Pontiac in high school, I was dropping my mom off at the Jeep dealership.
30:05
She was picking a car up.
30:07
And my car did not have a right side side mirror.
30:10
And I pulled into the thing and as I backed up and I was trying to do basically a three
30:14
point turn in the Jeep driveway and I turned the wheel to the right and I scraped the
30:19
whole right side of my car along a brick awning support that I didn't see, forgot was there.
30:25
Like I pulled in and saw it and forgot it was there and I just turned the wheel and backed
30:28
up and I scraped the entire quarter panel of the car.
30:32
And I didn't, I was so mad at the building as if it's the building's fault.
30:37
And I was like, dad, can't wait.
30:39
And he's like, this is your problem.
30:41
I'm not calling them.
30:42
You're not going to do anything.
30:43
And you have to pay to fix this.
30:46
I had, I had almost exactly the same thing happen,
30:48
but it was with a short yellow bollard that was like at the end of a parking space.
30:54
And I just didn't, by the time I came back to my car, I forgot that it was there because
30:58
I came from the other way.
30:59
Then when I was like 16 and I crunched the little right behind the front wheel,
31:04
just crunched that little bit.
31:06
The big one that I was a lesson was I was following.
31:11
I had a friend who lived in a like a gated community.
31:15
And I was following his mom out of the gated community.
31:19
We were leaving their house, right?
31:21
And as the gated community met the road, I was behind the mom and the mom started to go.
31:29
And I made the mistake of looking back over my shoulder while starting to go.
31:36
Instead of checking and then looking forward again and then going.
31:41
And she had started to go and then stopped.
31:46
And I, while I was over here my shoulder at, you know, three miles an hour.
31:52
But it was, you know, it was embarrassing.
31:54
It was literally my friend's mom.
31:57
And I learned a very valuable lesson to, if the car is going forward,
32:00
you better be looking in that direction.
32:05
Christian, I think you've asked this question a couple of times about the U.S.
32:07
We haven't driven it.
32:09
We haven't driven it.
32:10
Have absolutely no thoughts on it.
32:12
The interior looks a lot like the old one, just like lots of screens.
32:19
It's like the waterfall, but they actually just added black borders to it, right?
32:22
Instead of having it all kind of connect.
32:24
Talk about what I don't want out of a car.
32:27
I would say that, yeah, let you know when we drive the thing.
32:30
Yeah, likely never.
32:35
All right, that's it.
32:36
All right, kids, thank you for joining us today.
32:45
It's been a good week, and we got more show for you next week,
32:50
as a matter of fact.
32:52
I'm here for, I'm here for three weeks with no travel.
32:55
That's like too much time for me to be at home.
32:57
I need to find some new and interesting things to do.
33:00
But we have, we have two cars coming next week,
33:02
and I'm going to take them to the track.
33:05
Thank you to our patrons for asking such good questions today.
33:09
Thank you to everybody for joining us throughout our entire lives.
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And we'll see you next time.