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I said I was ready to record, then I got lost in Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow colours on the
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internet and then completely forgot about it.
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The Tire Kickers Classic Car Chat with Max and Matt.
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Well hello there, we're back and talking all things classic cars. This time around
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we're asking, what's your classic car guilty pleasure? You know, the cars you secretly
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love but are too afraid to admit.
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Like me for example, I say I want a Mercedes Pagoda SL but I really fancy a TR7.
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Also ahead we talk pop-up headlights, which classic car gives you the best wink.
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Plus I sent Matt unsupervised to an auction to select some cars to watch, so what are
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the chances he picks some absolute clunkers, better known as stags, highly likely?
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How rude and from pop-up to glow-up, I'll tell you the latest on my Triumph Stagg refurb.
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Plus we'll hear your thoughts on our big debate from the last show, which decade is the best
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ever for classic cars?
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That's all in this latest episode of Drivel, which in court, my lord, I believe is referred
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to as the Tire Kickers.
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Driving and arguing since 2024. This is the Tire Kickers.
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Right then, here we go again and I've been thinking, which is a little bit dangerous.
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The thing I've been thinking about, Matt, is is there a classic car you'd secretly like
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to buy but never would?
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So what I mean by that is, you know, a car that maybe is too ugly, maybe a bit too old,
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or just a national joke, like one of your favourites, a Marina.
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I mean, I quite like the Marina.
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It's the Ittale that was doing crimes against cars, and the fact they're both rubbish.
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But okay, yeah, I kind of get the idea.
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I mean, there's lots of stuff I'd like to drive but not particularly buy or own.
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I like the fact that other people buy them.
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Yeah, well, we're talking about the Ittale.
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Wasn't that the one where the radio was out of reach of the driver?
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I mean, it's the terrible...
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What was going on in that interior?
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In fact, there was a post.
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We had a guest car post on there that somebody put up and it was an Ittale.
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And you look at that dashboard and it's just, like, weird.
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Oh, it was a shocker.
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You had to actually kneel down and you almost lost vision out of the front windscreen if
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you were driving to try and tune the radio.
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And they even had to design the radius, had a bit cut out so it would fit the dashboard.
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So, obviously, that's not one that you kind of hanker after.
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But do you have those guilty pleasures?
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Do you have cars that you kind of think, I really wouldn't like that,
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but I just don't think I'd ever buy it or drive it?
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Yeah, for me, to be honest, every British Leyland car, for example,
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I'd like to drive it but just not own it.
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It wouldn't be that stupid.
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But what about a princess, though?
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You've said in the past you would actually buy one if you had space.
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Yeah, only to annoy you, really.
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I mean, it's kind of like space things, isn't it?
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If I had infinite space, I would buy a princess because I really like princesses
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and I like the way they drive and I like the wedge shape and I just like the design.
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But I don't have infinite space, so probably I'm glad that there is a Princess Owners Club
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for other people and I could admire it when I go to a show,
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but I don't particularly want to own it.
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I think there's classic car owners as well.
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We sort of stay in our lane in terms of classic cars.
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The ones that we like and the ones, you know,
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I find myself gravitating to the similar sort of cars that always go after convertibles.
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I always look at classic convertibles with chrome bumpers,
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so I'm sort of a bit scared to go off-piste as such.
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And also, I think our era as well, we don't go off-piste.
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I mean, here's a good example.
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This is one, a car that I saw recently and I thought,
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you know what, I'd love to have that, but I don't think I ever would.
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So think about, you know, an old-style MG with the running boards,
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a bit of a, what classic, non-classic car people would call like a toad-a-toad all-car.
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It's that sort of, how would you describe it, Max?
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It was the car that every RAF pilot drove to the pub
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after shooting down some meshesmiths, wasn't it?
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It's that, got that kind of Second World War feel to it.
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So I'm surprised because they're not particularly great to drive,
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but I mean, all that is secondary to the fact you just wouldn't fit in it.
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So here we go. Throw that up on your screen now. Have a look at this.
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So this is 1954. It's a red with wire wheels, 50,000 miles, 1250 cc.
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And it's that classic, as you say, it's that sort of, you know, Cad's car
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around the sort of post-war Cad's car with cream leather seats.
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It's all obviously very, very open. Did these come with a roof?
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I suppose there were a tonneau cover or something?
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They came with a very basic roof, yeah, but I think it was just so fiddly
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and flapped all the time that nobody used it.
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Come the summer, that would be that.
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I just imagined driving down a bolting down a country lane in that.
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As you say, it would be very, very tight.
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I think, well, I mean, compared to 60s cars and not that much time,
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it's probably probably a little bit more generous than the cars that came after it.
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But so it's ridiculous. I wouldn't own one, but I really like them.
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So it is a bit of a guilty pleasure.
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Yeah, I get it. I have a similar thing about base cars, you know, base models of cars.
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So there's one on your screen now, which is the very, very basic VW Beetle.
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This is a 1967 VW Beetle.
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And it's got nothing on it. I mean, I like Beetles,
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but I particularly like something which is stock,
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which is exactly how it came out of the showroom with no frills.
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I mean, if you look at the dashboard, there is a switch for the hazard lights
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and there's a switch for the headlights and there's a switch for the wipers.
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And that's it. And that's what I really like about these Beetles.
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They're so basic. They're just kind of pure.
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Apart from picture five, somebody's put three massive speakers
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in the rear parcel shop, which just ruins the illusion.
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It just ruins this car.
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And actually, it's just perfect.
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That could come straight out of the factory.
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It's like a green, greeny, creamy kind of car.
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It's a very, very basic.
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If you think of the most basic, original sort of iteration of the Beetle,
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that's what this is with that big, you know, sort of thin steering wheel.
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And as Max says, it's all very, very clean inside.
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So it's being restored by the looks of it.
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I mean, it's really, really nice, but there's a couple of things that really stand out.
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One is under the dashboard.
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There's this aftermarket stereo,
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which looks like it's come from Alfa's with flashing lights.
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And then on the back parcel shelf, there's three JBL massive woofers,
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including what they look like to, you know,
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pair of stereo speakers and a big subwoofer.
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It doesn't go with the car.
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Because I think for me, the kind of idea of this,
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it's the purity of the thing.
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Now, I wouldn't buy one of those because one, it's the 1200cc.
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So it's really slow.
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And secondly, it's not a particularly interesting car
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because it's the base model.
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But that's kind of at the same time what appeals
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because it's just plain and vanilla and perfect.
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That's how it came out of the factory.
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So in this kind of sense, you know, I'd love to drive one for a bit,
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but again, I wouldn't own one.
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On that sort of same theme, I love it and I wouldn't live with it.
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I'll throw this on your screen.
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Citroen Traction Avant.
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This one's from 53.
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And I think these look cool.
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I think these are really cool.
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And I sat in one recently.
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They got suicide doors.
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You sort of climb in.
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I've got column gear shift.
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Most of them were left hookers.
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Some were built in style, weren't they?
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And they were right hookers.
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But a lot of them on the market are left hookers.
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Yeah, three speed gearbox, which kind of like bumps into your knee.
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I wouldn't be embarrassed to drive this.
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I'd love to drive it, but I don't know if I kind of could drive it
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because it's so different to us.
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It just feels such a different car.
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I think it'd be quite hard work.
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And I think the problem with some of these cars,
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I mean, you've both thrown cars up from 1953.
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So a minute ago, you're an RAF pilot on the way to have a pint.
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And now you're a French detective driving around Paris
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in the fog and the gloom.
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So the problem with both of them is how really far could you go in them?
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Because cars from the 50s, they were a bit limited.
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They were a bit slow.
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So I like the idea.
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Again, I'd love to have a drive from one of these.
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Never driven one of these Traction Avant.
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But would you really want to live with it?
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How far could you go in it?
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Would you just get bored of people overtaking you?
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Well, and this is the thing.
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Where is that MGTF?
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I think it was probably about usable as a 60 sports car.
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In terms of you could run it out and you could run it down the palm
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and you could go to car meets in it.
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And you're not really going to go massive amount of miles,
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which I didn't in my 60 sports car.
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This one would probably go even less miles and much more slowly.
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But the problem is that you and I have sort of moved on in classic cars.
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I mean, now I've got cars that are more usable.
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I mean, I take my snag down the shops to the supermarket run
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just to get out and use it.
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I'm not going to be taking an MGTF down the supermarket
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because it's one, I'm not going to be able to put anything in it.
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But two, it just, I don't know, just it feels like not the right car to do that.
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And it's not very usable.
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I think both of those cars, as you say, they're 50s cars.
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They're going to take a lot of cuddling and warming up to get to get running.
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They're going to be very slow.
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You know, you're not going to get anywhere in a hurry.
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So I think I think they just don't become usable.
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And the reality is for most of us, we don't have the space to have more than one car.
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So what do you do with it?
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So then, well, I could put it in storage or I could rent a garage or whatever.
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And then it just becomes a bit of a bullock, doesn't it?
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And it doesn't become enjoyable.
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So you're one space in a garage.
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I think you tend to err on the side of caution of something that you know you're going to love and use.
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I wouldn't be embarrassed to have one of these.
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I think I could open up the garage and be excited about both of these cars.
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Yeah, no, you wouldn't be embarrassed.
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It's just one of those cars that I'm glad other people buy and drive
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so I can look at them and appreciate them, but I just wouldn't really do it myself.
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It's that kind of guilty pleasure idea that, yeah, I love it and I love it from a distance.
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Well, talking of buying and driving and being embarrassed about it,
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your next pick, I don't think I would drive, actually,
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because I probably would be embarrassed, a TR7.
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No, you wouldn't be embarrassed.
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This was the future once, as they used to say.
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I think that the point about the TR7 for me, I like the TR7.
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Again, I probably wouldn't buy one unless it was a very rare early fixed head
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because they were a bit rubbish.
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But I like the idea that they exist and I like the idea there's known as Club
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and other people out there are driving them and keeping them going.
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Although not many, because when I was looking for TR7s on our kind of usual classifieds,
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there's not many around.
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I couldn't actually find a fixed head.
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I could only find these convertibles, which is on your screen now.
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This is a silver convertible, a later one with the mini lights.
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I don't think they were standard, but it has got the kind of standard tartan check cloth,
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which I quite like.
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I'm glad other people drive them.
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I really like looking at them at shows, but I'm not sure I'd want to drive it.
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It's just the engine bit slow.
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It wasn't a great engine.
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I think I like the look of it, but for somebody else.
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Remember when we started this podcast up two years ago?
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Episode one, crush or caress?
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I voted to crush the TR7.
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I couldn't crush them.
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No, no, I can't crush them.
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It's probably not the number one choice.
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Like you said, we've only got one space in our garage each.
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That has to be that something is a bit more substantial.
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It's got a bit more of a story behind it.
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The TR7 has got a story behind it, but it's just not a particularly good one.
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It's a story of failure, really.
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We put a TR6 next to this.
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The TR7 has got the back end of a bus.
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When I see them at shows, no disrespect to TR7 owners,
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but it's just not the car that I get excited about.
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So I wouldn't even want one as a guilty pleasure.
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Damn with faint praise in that case.
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I'll erase that from your screen then.
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Yet TR7s, they're a good part of the British car story,
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but I'm not sure I'd want one in the garage as my only car.
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Coming more up to date and they say never to meet your heroes.
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This car for me was a pin-up hero when I was a teenager.
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This is a car that I really, really wanted.
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A Lancia Delta integrale.
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I'll throw this up on your screen.
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I used to phone the insurance broker and annoy them
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on my local high street on a regular basis
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by phoning them up with performance cars and asking for quotes.
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And you remember you did it back in those days.
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Yeah, not third party, Fire and Theft.
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Forget the Fire and Theft bit.
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I'm not bothered if it gets nicked.
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Is there anything lower?
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Is there a fourth party?
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What's the cheapest?
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Well, you used to be able to get...
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I don't think you'd buy anymore, can you, third party?
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Because everybody wants to sue everybody now for whiplash,
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so you can't have it anymore.
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So, but third party, I once got a quote on one of these,
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which was about 300 quid, and I thought,
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but this was the pin-up to me because at the time,
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in the late 80s, these looked like the nuts, nuts.
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I mean, they were one of the few cars
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with the proper flared wheel arches.
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I mean, I don't think they were a great buy.
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There was a dealer in Wimbledon in London
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who specialized in this, but just went bust, I think,
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because all the cars he ever sold just came back
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having gone wrong, having broken, basically.
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I think the engine needed a rebuild
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every 20,000 miles on integrals.
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They weren't the most reliable cars.
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And also, I don't know if you've got to picture five yet.
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Yeah, I did pick this one.
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It's a line of rust.
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Where the roof meets the windscreen,
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there's just a line of bubbly rust.
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It gets worse, go to picture seven.
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It started making a break for it.
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It looks like the car's got barnacles.
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That is now structural.
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I can see an MOT tester getting a screwdriver at him.
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Oh, look, he's gone MOT on picture nine, actually.
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Is that a fail or a pass?
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How's it got a pass with that rust?
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Held together with paint.
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But it's not dated very well.
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I mean, this was the Hero car,
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and then the HF was the one that most people
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would go into showroom and buy.
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But it's not dated very well.
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It all looks very lumpy.
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And I know it was a rally pin-up and all that sort of stuff.
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And it was my pin-up car that I just wouldn't
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really ever want to own it.
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So it was a guilty pleasure for a long time,
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but I just think time has not been kind to this particular car,
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nor have the elements.
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Now, your next pick is your guilty pleasure
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about being a mini-cab driver,
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because you seem to have picked...
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I think it might be.
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I think you might be right.
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A quick run to Heathrow.
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I think the point...
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I mean, the guilty pleasure about this one is that,
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again, I really like a base model that's reliable,
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but I wouldn't particularly own it.
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So this is a 1991 Mercedes 190E, the W201 on 90.
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I love these, but they're a bit boring,
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but that's why I kind of like them.
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So it's the kind of...
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It's the contradiction here
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that I would love to have one of those as a guilty pleasure,
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but probably I'd never go and buy one
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because everybody just thinks it's some old taxi
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that you're smoking around in.
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So, you know, when you look at the pictures,
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they're great because it's the base model again,
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and it's got nothing on it that it shouldn't be.
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It's got a wiper, stalker, and a mirror,
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and a steering wheel, and that's it.
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And that's what I like about it.
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But again, would you bore of it if you kept it for a while
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because you just think,
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well, what's special, what's interesting about that?
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But at the same time,
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every time I see one on the roads,
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which is an increasingly rare sight now,
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I stop and have a look at it and go,
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oh, isn't that nice?
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The other thing that seems to be a common theme
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in your pics as well
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is you like stuff that looks like a van.
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I mean, the TR7 looks like a back end of a bus,
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and next up on your list, you've got a Sherpa van.
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Why is this a guilty pleasure?
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I've always liked Sherpa vans
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because, as you know,
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my dad was a car dealer in the 70s,
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and there was lots and lots of commercials came in.
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I think it might have been.
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I think he might have run a commercial for tax reasons.
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I don't know this is a fact.
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But when we were kids,
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he would always cut out a bit of carpet
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and then put it in the back of a van
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and then tool around in that for a few weeks.
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And so we'd be bouncing around in the back.
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One of them was a Leyland Sherpa van.
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because they've got this really happy face to them.
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It's kind of like the...
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It was the alternative to the Ford Transit,
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but it was just a much happier looking car.
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And I remember we had some great times in Sherpas
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going around as a kind of family.
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But again, I wouldn't buy one.
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But this is for a different reason
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because actually I can't find one to buy
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because they're so rare now
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that actually I cannot find a Sherpa in this country to buy.
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Not that I would do,
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but even if I wanted to, I couldn't do it.
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So there's a second reason
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for not having the guilty pleasure.
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But yeah, Leyland Sherpa vans.
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If you haven't ever seen one,
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Google it because it's got the friendliest van face, I think,
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since the Bedford Comet.
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Oh, that's quite nice then
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if it's a nice nostalgic memory.
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But it's a bit weird that there's not many around
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because these were everywhere, weren't they?
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Yeah, I mean, they were the post office vans for a while.
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I mean, British Telecom used them as well.
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So I mean, everybody used Sherpa vans,
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but I think they've all just rusted away.
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But friendliest van face, if that's ever a competition.
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So if you had one more space then out of your picks,
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which of your guilty pleasures would you pick?
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I do love the simplicity of a VW Beetle.
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I mean, I'd love a Beetle, I think.
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I just wonder whether I would get a bit bored of it
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because you can't go very far.
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You can't go very fast.
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If you meet a hill, it's a bit of a challenge.
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And once you've driven it for a bit,
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do you really have that kind of feeling
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I want to go for a long road trip in it?
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But I think it would probably...
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Guilty pleasure, number one for me,
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is the kind of original 60s factory fresh VW Beetle.
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And for me, it would be that MGTF, you know,
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for years I used to flick through Kit Car magazine.
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So looking at all the Kit Cars
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that were basically styled like these MGTFs,
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which you bought because the MGTFs were too expensive.
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But now you can pick them up.
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I've seen them go through auctions for like 10 grand.
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So you could have that as a bit of fun.
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It wouldn't be your everyday classic car in the summer,
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but you could roll it out every so often
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just to capture an era of being that.
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And I could wear a sort of fine jacket and put a tash on.
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So I think there'd be a, like, a guilty pleasure of doing that.
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Oh, God, you would as well, wouldn't you?
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I can just imagine you doing that.
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You're listening to episode 51 of the TireKickers
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and Spring is in the air here in the UK.
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Well, it was for about a day max, wasn't it?
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It was a nice hour, but it was an hour.
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It has got us optimistic, though, that the weather is on the turn.
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So naturally, people are thinking about the three things
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that they forgot about over winter,
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namely convertibles, ice cream, bands,
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and shiny classic cars.
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Yes, so that means there's more footfall at the car auctions.
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So instead of just us with coats on,
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Spring brings the people who quite fancy a classic
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to kick some tires.
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But the question is, does that affect the prices
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and send value soaring,
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or just mean there's more people in the way
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when you're trying to have a good look around?
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Well, this week was the historic spring sale
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at the famous Ascot Racecourse.
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Now, normally, in the past, we'd go together
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and I'd obviously do all the research beforehand,
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but this week, I had to send Matt solo.
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And of course, you don't even read the catalogue
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before you turn up.
18:26
No, I don't because I get used to it.
18:27
Besides, I kind of like looking around
18:29
and using my own eyes and seeing what sort of leaps out of me
18:32
rather than sort of studiously researching beforehand.
18:35
Yeah, which is the problem.
18:37
So I gave you a list of really good, interesting stuff
18:39
to kick the tires on.
18:40
So there was a Fintail Merc from the 50s,
18:42
a manual Porsche 928, a couple of nice E-types
18:45
and a lovely BMW 3.0-litre CSL, the E9 Coupe.
18:49
So which one of those did you look at?
18:51
Well, naturally, I paid no attention.
18:52
I just carried on as normal.
18:54
All right, so none of them?
18:55
Yeah, no, none of them.
18:56
So you just walked around and looked at some shiny stuff
18:58
and went, oh, look, there's a stag.
19:00
Well, I just, I may have done that.
19:03
I went with an O from my Max.
19:05
You know how, you know, you know how I do it.
19:07
Yeah, and that's the problem.
19:08
But I suppose, as all parents know,
19:09
it's good to let the kids do stuff by themselves.
19:12
So I packed you off with a bus fare
19:14
and a packet of cheesy watsits for lunch.
19:17
Well, here's the thing.
19:17
It doesn't happen in Britain very often.
19:19
Beautiful blue skies, sunshine.
19:20
I'm outside Ascot Racecourse looking at the paddocks
19:22
and surrounded by some beautiful, classic cars.
19:25
Now, Max gave me a bit of an earful
19:27
before I came here saying that he wasn't with me.
19:29
I'd pick some clunkers, but let's see what I have picked.
19:32
Well, I've gone around with an open mind
19:34
and cars that I thought I'd pick, I haven't.
19:36
And ones that have stood out, I haven't.
19:37
Here's the first one.
19:38
It is a beautiful sort of light gold silver shadow,
19:41
1980 silver shadow, guided for 13 to 17.
19:44
It's one of those cars you just walk past and go, wow.
19:47
I mean, you get in it and it just looks immaculate.
19:50
Cream leather, cream piped leather.
19:53
Blue carpets, walnut, dashboard.
19:56
It just feels great in here.
19:59
It's really, really nice.
20:00
If you want to guess what it's done before,
20:05
that's the glove box opening.
20:06
There's some wedding ribbon in the glove box.
20:09
But it feels a really together car.
20:11
You know, nice vinyl roof.
20:13
It just feels really, really good.
20:15
I wonder if we'll get the money.
20:18
Another thing Max said was,
20:20
I bet you pick a stag because there are three here
20:21
and I was going to walk past them,
20:22
but I caught somebody looking at this one,
20:24
restored one, so I stopped and I got interested.
20:27
And you know, when you start looking at cars,
20:28
they start popping out at you.
20:30
In fact, it's a good choice here.
20:31
There's two kind of identical looking stags.
20:34
They're both white.
20:38
One's on an L plate.
20:40
And they are different.
20:42
One's been totally bare metal restored.
20:44
And it looks great.
20:45
I mean, listen to the door chokes in it.
20:50
It just feels really good.
20:52
I mean, the engine bay is spotless.
20:54
It's got the paperwork to show the restoration.
20:57
And then there's another one.
20:58
This Mark II hasn't been restored,
21:00
but it still looks really, really good.
21:02
You know, the door chunk.
21:04
Sorry about the music, by the way.
21:07
You know, this one looks a more original car,
21:11
but it's still great, great nick.
21:13
This one, the one that's not been restored,
21:15
is 13 and the other one's like over 20 as a reserve.
21:18
So they're both different.
21:20
But when you look at the paperwork,
21:23
The non-restored one has got better paperwork.
21:25
The restored one has got a great photographic story
21:30
of how it was restored,
21:31
but no servicing paperwork at all.
21:33
So I kind of would go for the cheaper option personally,
21:36
because I just think you know the story of that bit better.
21:39
Both are really, really good.
21:40
Both good hoods, if you're after a stag,
21:42
they're once to watch.
21:43
But let's watch the price on this restored one,
21:46
See if it goes over north of 20.
21:49
Well, I've come inside at Ascot Racecourse now.
21:51
I've walked past a Ferrari Dino.
21:53
That will upset his lordship.
21:54
We'll move on from that.
21:55
And I've struck upon this really cute 1974 Alfa Romeo Coupe,
22:01
Estimated between 20 and 25.
22:04
It's from South Africa, imported in 2024.
22:07
And the thing that got me on this,
22:08
I mean, we've talked about these on the last show,
22:10
about great 60s, 70s cars.
22:12
I really like these.
22:14
The thing about this is the interior.
22:18
It's quilted tan leather.
22:21
I mean, just I could live in here.
22:23
It's just so, so nice.
22:24
It's almost like a cognac tan leather, ribs leather.
22:27
It's been done recently with ribbed door panels and stuff.
22:31
I mean, there's other bits in the interior,
22:32
a little bit tatty that could be tied it up.
22:34
But it's got the cow dials and it's got aluminium foot pedals.
22:38
It's just really fun.
22:39
It's got that driving position.
22:41
You know, that eight like alpha driving position,
22:43
but it feels like it'd be fun to drive this.
22:46
So I'm interested to see what this goes for 2025.
22:48
It's sort of normal money for these.
22:50
I wonder whether this, because it's got a nice interior
22:54
or it's come from a supposedly rust free location,
22:58
goes up for a bit more.
23:01
Okay, car number four, the fourth and final car.
23:03
I mean, it's really, really difficult
23:04
because there's some beautiful stuff here.
23:05
A couple of BMWs and some beautiful restored Austin Healey's.
23:10
There's Aston Martin there.
23:11
But this one is not one I thought I'd pick,
23:13
but seeing it in the flesh, my God, it's amazing.
23:16
It's probably my pick of the show.
23:19
It's guided between 45 and 52.
23:22
It's had a nut and bolt restoration.
23:23
It is in a gun metal grey on beautiful wire wheels.
23:26
I mean, it just looks absolutely stunning.
23:29
Better than factory.
23:30
Sadly, the owner passed away recently
23:33
and the resto paperwork has gone missing.
23:35
However, you look at the car
23:37
and you know when you look at restos,
23:39
sometimes they've done the bodywork
23:41
and they've done the interior,
23:42
but the engine's been sort of cleaned up
23:44
This is absolutely, if you get under the engine bay here,
23:47
absolutely stunning.
23:48
You can see the brake work has just been done like,
23:51
it's like art, the brake work.
23:53
The pipe work is so beautifully done.
23:55
Everything's been, I mean, the rocker cover is chrome.
23:59
The carbs are super clean.
24:01
Everything is brand new.
24:02
New radiator in here.
24:03
The interior is, oh my, it's brand new red leather.
24:09
The dashboard has become on the other side.
24:11
It's a beautiful gun metal grey.
24:14
The dashboard, I mean, it's walnut capped
24:16
and you can look in the dashboard
24:18
and you can see it's been done as a one piece.
24:21
It's been done properly.
24:22
I mean, there was no expense spared on this.
24:26
What brand new does,
24:27
everything you look at and touch and feel is brand new.
24:30
Absolutely stunning.
24:31
But it is up for a lot of money.
24:33
You know, these normally,
24:35
they're struggling to reach 20 of these TR6s in good condition.
24:38
This is up for 45 to 52.
24:41
Will it make the money?
24:42
We've got two resto picks in this show that I've done
24:44
and we've asked the question, you know,
24:46
is it still a good time to buy a restored car in auction?
24:49
Generally, yes, because somebody spent all the money on it
24:51
and they're never going to get it back.
24:54
Those are my four picks.
24:56
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow, a Triumph Stag,
24:59
an Alpha and this beautiful, beautiful gun metal TR6.
25:03
So surprise, surprise, it's a Stag
25:06
and two cars where you just got blinded by the interiors
25:10
and some shiny bits.
25:11
This is exactly why you can't go out unsupervised.
25:14
I know, it's really hard picking just four cars.
25:17
And afterwards I did actually see some more great stuff
25:19
because I went back actually on the Saturday for the sale.
25:23
But the stuff I picked mostly had a point.
25:26
I wanted to ask, do restos still stack up at auctions as good buys?
25:30
And I kind of wanted to look at good examples of a lukewarm car
25:34
and then see if it got the money.
25:36
Plus I did get distracted by the bloke looking at the Stag.
25:39
Honestly, I didn't go thinking about Stags, but there were two.
25:43
I even texted you the day before.
25:44
So what are you going to come up with?
25:46
Number one, a Stag.
25:48
And then four, some kind of Alpha.
25:51
There was a bloke really, really interested in it from Cyprus
25:54
and I ended up chatting to him.
25:55
Because you know the car you end up yapping.
25:57
And obviously because it is your car and you've got one,
25:59
you can spot, you know, if you look at NSL now,
26:02
you can spot the good ones right away, can't you?
26:04
So that was why I got distracted.
26:07
But let's talk about what comes to Stag in a minute.
26:10
Let's start with the resto that I kind of said was my pick of the show.
26:14
You know, it was amazing.
26:16
It was a TR6, gum metal grey.
26:18
It was an amazing car from front to back as you heard there.
26:21
But I later found out, you know, there was no paperwork showing the resto
26:25
because it was a probate car and because for whatever reason.
26:28
You know, the resto had clearly been done.
26:30
It had been done really, really well.
26:31
But you just do need that provenance, don't you?
26:33
Yeah, particularly with restos, you know, with no paperwork,
26:37
how long ago has it been done?
26:38
Because you could need to do lots of that stuff again, isn't it?
26:41
Particularly things like hoses that would perish and fluids that would go off.
26:45
So yeah, it's a lot of money they're asking for TR6.
26:49
Were they estimating between 45 and 52,000 for a TR6?
26:53
Yeah, it's quite chunky.
26:54
I mean, I think with the paperwork as well,
26:56
we were just standing on that point, you need it if you go to sell it on.
27:00
Because otherwise, the story is stretched, isn't it?
27:02
Oh, it got restored. When did it get restored?
27:04
Show me the evidence.
27:05
So yeah, between 45 and 52 is the estimate.
27:07
It was a big ass for a TR6, but it was beautiful.
27:11
I mean, what, TR6, the TR6 is what, in the 20s?
27:16
There was a bit of a flurry for this, though.
27:18
Clearly a couple of people really, really wanted it.
27:19
And it climbed to 34 before the hammer went down.
27:22
But obviously clearly that wasn't enough because you and I know,
27:26
and anybody goes to an auction, though, that after the hammer falls,
27:29
there's a bit of sort of horse trading goes on afterwards to try and do a deal.
27:33
And actually that's worth bearing in mind if you ever miss a car or auction,
27:36
phone up because afterwards they'll do a deal.
27:38
But this got to 34K, but clearly it wasn't enough and it doesn't appear to have sold.
27:42
So I just think without that paperwork, it's never going to reach those big numbers.
27:47
And it does stress actually the importance of keeping your paperwork together,
27:50
because even with our own cars, I might try and be fairly disciplined with putting my paperwork together.
27:54
But sometimes you get in from having the car serviced or whatever,
27:56
you just lob it in the kitchen, don't you?
27:58
It goes in the pile of post or everything else.
28:00
But when you come to sell that car, it's so important to have that stuff there.
28:04
It will come as no surprise to you that our paperwork approach is very different.
28:07
I have a file in front of me here and every receipt from the Mercedes dating back to when it was made,
28:13
it's got a separate clear plastic folder in my file.
28:16
Unusually, that's something we both do that's similar.
28:18
That's shocked you, isn't it?
28:21
We'll have to compare our paperwork.
28:22
I think my homework might be a bit better.
28:24
Probably with different coloured highlighters and different colours for different things, maybe.
28:28
Right, come on, next car is a triumph stack.
28:30
Well, yeah, I got distracted by this.
28:32
You know, I met this really nice guy from Cyprus who was looking around it and wanted to ship it over there
28:37
and cruise around the streets of Nicosia, which I said,
28:42
And you're just getting SL.
28:44
Are you sure you want to do that?
28:45
But he was taken about how good a resto was.
28:48
It was one of those cars that literally, it felt resto fresh, super clean,
28:52
estimated between 21 and 25.
28:54
And there was some strong bidding on this, including from Mr Cyprus.
28:57
But the hammer fell at 17 and a half and it still listed for sale.
29:00
So that post sale negotiation obviously stalled.
29:03
But it's worth mentioning it's twin.
29:05
It was another part next to this other white one, as you heard from 1972.
29:09
It was an older resto.
29:10
Now, for my Cypriot friend, it wasn't quite as good.
29:12
It was sprayed with under seal underneath.
29:14
Whereas the resto was super clean, fresh metal.
29:17
But the paper files were thick on this one and thinner on the other one.
29:22
So you had all the original books you'd have loved.
29:24
You had the old Leyland passport and all that sort of stuff.
29:27
Passport to service, yeah, I love all that.
29:29
Passport straight back to the service dealer.
29:31
That's what it means.
29:32
For me, it was a better car though.
29:34
It also came with a matching hardtop and that sold for just short 13,000.
29:40
I mean, that was an 18 grand car.
29:41
The only thing you don't know, actually, I thought about this
29:44
and obviously I think owned a stag and kind of bought with caution
29:47
is you don't have the engine is because that's always the risk.
29:51
You can see the car, obviously, you can see the paperwork.
29:54
But, you know, you don't know whether the engine is going to be okay
29:57
when you drive it off.
29:58
It's going to get hot.
30:00
Over 20 grand for a stag.
30:01
That's a big ask, isn't it?
30:02
Because there's risks with it.
30:04
There's well known risks with it and they all can be fixed.
30:06
But it's still a risk, isn't it?
30:08
So, I mean, 12 grand is about right, isn't it?
30:10
Well, yeah, because it's a gamble, isn't it?
30:12
So if you have 12, 13 grand for a gamble, if that car is great,
30:16
the trouble is if that car isn't, it runs a bit hot
30:18
as stags apparently sometimes can do.
30:21
I've heard, yeah, I've heard, yeah.
30:23
You're looking at, you know, four or five grand
30:24
to play the head gasket game really, aren't you?
30:27
So, yeah, I mean, I think that's a good buy for someone.
30:29
Hopefully it's fine.
30:30
Do change that number plate though.
30:31
It had a very strange looking, rude looking registration,
30:34
which was CUN 700L.
30:39
Oh, and it was the original plate, I think.
30:42
I think it was the original plate.
30:43
I thought the DVLA were quite good at rooting out.
30:45
Anything could be even slightly seen as rude,
30:47
but that's unbelievable.
30:49
I did a double take at that because I thought, no.
30:51
Somebody put that on there.
30:53
You'd want to drive a car with a plate like that.
30:55
That's going to buy it for you.
30:59
I looked in the paperwork and it was,
31:01
it seemed to go back for a decade.
31:03
So, yeah, I'm going to change that though.
31:05
It looked very rude.
31:06
Another car that I got distracted and you said as well,
31:08
I bet you pick an Alpha and I did pick an Alpha.
31:10
It's going to be an Alpha.
31:11
I couldn't resist it.
31:13
One of those 105 coupes in 1974, blue Alpha 2000 GTV.
31:18
This one had come in from South Africa.
31:21
And you called it right.
31:23
I did get distracted by that interior
31:25
and as you heard, I was sort of gushing over it
31:27
as I looked at it because it was,
31:28
oh, it was that tan leather and you could smell it.
31:31
But in reality, having looked at it
31:33
when I went back on Saturday,
31:35
the rest of it did actually look a bit tatty.
31:36
And I got speaking to an Alpha specialist
31:38
who was looking at it as well.
31:39
And he kind of said,
31:40
you need to throw another five grand of this
31:42
to cuddle the engine and do some body work.
31:44
And the engine looked all right,
31:46
but I think, you know,
31:47
you're going to need to throw a bit of money out.
31:48
And what do they go for about 20 grand normally,
31:52
Also, we've been to a couple of auctions
31:53
where they've been unsold.
31:54
They've asked big money for it
31:55
because they've got lots of Alpha Hull X bits on it,
31:57
but they've actually gone unsold
31:59
because it's quite a tight market on those
32:01
because they are quite expensive
32:02
to do any body work on.
32:04
Well, yeah, but this went for 31,
32:05
you know, including the fees,
32:06
which I think is quite chunky.
32:08
And another car that I probably would have,
32:11
if you were with me,
32:12
I'd have gone, oh, not another silver shadow.
32:15
Let's not look at another Rolls Royce silver shadow
32:17
because obviously you've been banging on about them for ages.
32:19
But this one caught my eye.
32:21
I just wanted to see that, you know,
32:22
if a car is a good example of one,
32:24
because I've looked obviously a couple with you
32:26
and you've pointed out the bits to look up,
32:28
you know, around that back window,
32:29
then only go, don't they?
32:29
This one was really nice.
32:30
Nice arches, retrimmed.
32:32
Somebody spent 12 grand on getting the brake service.
32:36
Yeah, that is the Rolls Royce Achilles heel
32:38
because they're so expensive to fix.
32:41
But yeah, as you heard from when I was sat in it,
32:43
I mean, it's just such a nice...
32:45
I don't know if this is a psychological thing,
32:47
but every time I now get into silver shadow,
32:50
I don't know if just modern cars are getting bigger.
32:52
Or you're getting bigger.
32:53
There's a kind of proportion issue here, isn't it?
32:55
There's a percentage issue.
32:56
As you get 10% bigger every year,
32:57
the Rolls get smaller.
32:59
You might be right,
33:00
but I might be morphing into a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow driver.
33:04
Well, welcome to middle age.
33:05
Welcome to middle age.
33:06
Everybody in middle age just actually looks at a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
33:09
and goes, oh yeah, I bet that's comfy.
33:11
This one was really nice.
33:12
I would have thought that actually you'd be interested
33:14
in terms of the values of this.
33:17
Color, color, color, color, color.
33:19
That's the problem with Silver Shadows.
33:21
It's a bit Jim Davidson, Jimmy Tarbuck kind of thing.
33:23
No, it looks fantastic.
33:25
They do such good colors on those,
33:27
like the Tudor Grey and the Caribbean Blue
33:30
and the Oxford Blue.
33:32
A kind of really restrained color on a Silver Shadow.
33:35
Then it looks classy.
33:36
In gold, it's just Saturday Night Light Entertainment.
33:41
I mean, you are virtually got a PhD in these now.
33:44
1980 Silver Shadow 2.
33:47
That's a very late Shadow 2.
33:50
So realistically, that should be going as a nice one.
33:53
They're kind of like 18 upwards, I think,
33:55
for a really nice one.
33:56
I mean, the cheaper ones around the 12 to 15s,
33:59
but they are usually pretty horrible,
34:00
as you and I have seen.
34:02
But the nicer ones are kind of 18 plus.
34:05
Well, it's got a fair bit of interest
34:06
and actually sold for 24.
34:08
So I'm guessing that's to a private individual,
34:10
because you're not going to make the money
34:11
as a dealer on that, are you?
34:13
That's good money for Silver Shadow 2.
34:15
But there's so few good ones.
34:17
If you do find a good one,
34:18
you've got to cling on to it
34:19
and probably pay what it's worth.
34:20
Being at the sale on the day,
34:22
the prices were sort of all over the place.
34:24
Some stuff, the world wasn't selling.
34:25
Some stuff was going for silly money.
34:26
The cover star actually didn't sell that.
34:29
On this auction, you always get a big thick catalogue.
34:31
I've got to hear that.
34:32
Which you love, don't you?
34:34
I mean, it's like your...
34:36
I've got a shelf full of them up there.
34:39
Max, he kind of goes off air for about a week
34:42
just reading the blooming catalogue.
34:43
But they always, on the front of the catalogue,
34:45
they always have the kind of star of the show.
34:47
And this was a BMW CSL.
34:51
It said 1972 in the catalogue and 1974 online.
34:54
Maybe it was confusion about what year it came from.
34:56
But it was estimated it was between 150 and 160.
35:00
And by the looks of it, it hasn't sold at all.
35:02
So there was a flurry of activity over that.
35:04
But it just didn't go.
35:06
And then I'll say a lot of stuff didn't hit reserves.
35:08
Same problem as the Shadow, though.
35:10
That was that BMW Salon Gold,
35:12
which is better known as Sludge Brown.
35:15
It's just the wrong colour.
35:16
Those CSLs need to be in a really nice colour
35:19
because they've got a beautiful shape to actually sell.
35:21
And a brown one, we talked about brown cars,
35:25
but a brown CSL for 150,000,
35:27
people are probably just going to pass on it.
35:29
Being at the auction was fun, though.
35:30
Were you a bit jealous that you weren't there?
35:33
Yeah, I was very jealous, actually.
35:34
I was having a medical procedure,
35:35
which I won't describe what it was.
35:38
But if you used to take your cat to the vets in the old days,
35:40
the way that the vet used to take the temperature of the cat
35:43
is not dissimilar to how I was having a medical procedure.
35:47
On that bombshell, there was a moment
35:50
that was the what-the-hell moment for me, though,
35:52
this auction, which I wish you were there for.
35:54
Have a look at this on your screen.
35:57
I looked at the person next to me and said,
35:59
is this really happening?
36:01
It's a 1988 Ford Escort,
36:04
Mark IV laser van in red
36:06
that looked like a post office van from the late 80s.
36:10
And there was a real battle for this,
36:13
and it sold for just short of £14,000.
36:20
Can somebody please explain what this Ford thing is?
36:23
Because the Mark IV Escort was the worst one,
36:26
and it's the van of the Mark IV Escort,
36:29
so it's the worst of the worst,
36:31
and somebody spent £13,000 on it.
36:33
It's an exceptionally rare petrol-powered example.
36:41
Who's going, oh, do you know what my dream car is?
36:44
It's an Escort laser van, but not a diesel one.
36:48
I just want to feel.
36:49
If only there was an exceptionally rare petrol one out there.
36:53
They're presenting an exceptional condition.
36:55
I mean, just what are you going to do with it?
36:58
Unless you run a Postman Pat tribute act,
37:01
you know, it's not like you're going to do with it.
37:04
We can consider it.
37:09
Still to come on episode 51 of the tire kickers,
37:12
we've talked about number plates, which is CUN 700L.
37:15
Then we're going to talk about winkers, pop-up headlights.
37:18
But first, Matt, I saw, actually,
37:20
that you'd driven your classic car to the classic car auction.
37:23
So you get an extra 10 points for that,
37:25
because I do like to walk around the car parks in those auctions
37:28
and see who's driven there in a classic car,
37:30
because it's an extra benefit.
37:32
Yeah, I picked a good day to get historic,
37:34
which meant I could run the stag down,
37:35
because I've been using it a fair bit, Max,
37:37
but it's, you know, it's been with the roof up
37:39
and the weather's been a bit...
37:41
But, you know, this was the first opportunity,
37:43
probably this year, to put the roof down
37:45
and actually feel fairly warm.
37:47
And I gave it a good run up the motorway,
37:49
and I gave it a good hammer.
37:51
And, you know, when you feel your car's running well
37:54
and it's warmed up and you just can hoon it a little bit,
37:57
and I was able to do that with it.
37:58
So I drove it to Historix and I was able to use it there,
38:02
and then I kind of ragged it around for the day
38:04
and really enjoyed it.
38:05
I went and saw the specialist, the stag specialist,
38:07
asked him to, you know, if he could fix a couple of bits,
38:10
But I have done quite a lot, actually.
38:12
I've done my interior refit, I've finished it.
38:17
Which I know you're a little bit mealy-mouthed about,
38:20
because it's not original, but...
38:22
I'm not mealy-mouthed about it.
38:23
I've just heard a lot about it, so...
38:27
Possibly Fordham has set in, but tell us about it anyway.
38:30
For those of you, the fact that you don't know
38:32
the two people left on the planet don't know,
38:34
basically, I took my stag apart
38:36
and have re-vineered the dashboard
38:39
with a well-known kit that you can get,
38:41
which gives it a kind of warm-up trim look.
38:43
One of the things that I didn't like about my car was the interior.
38:46
When I bought it, the exterior and the engine were all
38:49
in pucker condition, but the interior was just a bit shabby.
38:52
It's got the original Bolsa Woods dashboard.
38:55
I think it was called American Oak, but it was split,
38:58
and, you know, it was tatty.
38:59
When you sat in the car, it was tatty,
39:00
so I had to do something with it.
39:01
So I've re-vineered it.
39:03
Having done a dashboard before, I thought I could do it.
39:05
So I've tackled it.
39:07
I took it out piece by piece.
39:08
I learned from my mistakes last time I did it,
39:10
and I've actually done it, and it looks great.
39:12
And a friend sat in the car the other day and went,
39:14
wow, it looks really good.
39:15
I'm really, really pleased with it.
39:16
I've done the dials.
39:18
I've put new green LEDs in the dials,
39:20
which are factory kind of color, but they're super, super bright now.
39:24
The interior just feels more, more, much more luxurious
39:27
than it did before.
39:28
There's nothing annoying me.
39:29
I've re-sprayed things.
39:31
I've just got the pedals to do now,
39:33
which I've got to paint, put new rubbers on,
39:34
but by the end of it, it's going to look really, really good.
39:37
It's already feeling great,
39:38
and I'm getting a pleasure from driving it,
39:39
so that's really good.
39:40
I'll put some pictures up online,
39:41
because some of you may be interested.
39:43
I can get a sense in that Max is not really that interested anymore,
39:47
I've done it sympathetically.
39:49
It looks more like a sort of Jaguar dashboard
39:51
than a Stag dashboard now,
39:54
but honestly, in the car Max,
39:56
it just feels so, so much better.
39:58
I've got a last few little bits to do,
40:00
and then I'm going to get the car detailed and sorted out.
40:03
I need to get some new tyres.
40:04
You know, I mentioned about mine being old
40:06
in a couple of shows ago.
40:07
I actually kind of made a bit of a mistake.
40:09
They're not from 2003.
40:11
but it's still quite a long time ago, isn't it?
40:13
Yeah, I'm not sure that's going to be any better, is it,
40:15
because they're still going to be pretty tired.
40:18
It's one of those things that's difficult to tell, isn't it,
40:20
because you don't know how they're going to handle
40:21
with new tyres on until you get new tyres.
40:24
So you might just have to do it and see what happens,
40:26
and see if you feel any better.
40:27
But I suppose from a safety point of view,
40:30
if I was to strap on a fluorescent jacket
40:32
and start lecturing you about speeding,
40:35
probably tyres would be quite good to change,
40:37
if they're what, 13 years old?
40:38
Well, it is the bit that connects you to the road, isn't it?
40:40
I mean, on the last car,
40:41
I got all four replaced, actually,
40:43
and the difference it made, you know,
40:44
the steering improved, you know,
40:45
just the whole handling of the car was a lot, lot better,
40:47
and they weren't that expensive tyres,
40:49
actually, sort of mid-range tyres.
40:50
So I think it does make a difference.
40:52
But here's the thing.
40:53
So you go onto the Stag forum,
40:56
and you ask what size tyres,
40:57
and then you just get, it's like chat GPT,
40:59
you go, about six pages and stuff.
41:02
I said, well, just one three numbers, thanks.
41:04
Nobody can agree on what size tyres to get.
41:07
And I think the ones on mine are just a bit too small.
41:09
In fact, I took it to the tyre place,
41:11
and I meant, you need blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
41:13
So I said to the Stag forum,
41:15
I've been told by the tyre place, I need da, da, da, da, da.
41:17
And then 20 people had an argument
41:19
about what size tyres to get.
41:20
So it is really confusing, isn't it?
41:22
I mean, because the original ones
41:25
are still available, but they're 1,200 pounds
41:28
I'm not that much a purist.
41:31
Are they Michelins?
41:32
Yeah, Michelins, yeah.
41:33
And they're of the peculiar, you know,
41:35
size with a peculiar tread.
41:37
So, you know, I'm not going to spend,
41:38
I'm going to spend four hundred, five, you know,
41:40
three, four hundred pounds on a new set of tyres,
41:42
because I'm only doing, you know, 1,500 miles.
41:44
You're not at the ragged edge of grip on every corner, are you?
41:46
I mean, it's one of those things.
41:48
I'm not in that, though.
41:49
The thing is that I do, I am,
41:51
I am a little bit OCD about what they look like,
41:53
and I'm not, you know, I want to buy something half decent
41:57
So, you start having to go down the rabbit hole
41:59
of, like, what's that going to look like on my cars?
42:01
I think I've found the answer at you.
42:03
I've found the tyre.
42:04
But, yeah, I might do something on tyres, actually.
42:06
I think I might do a special on it,
42:07
which hopefully doesn't sound too boring,
42:09
because I think it's really quite confusing.
42:11
Apparently, it's the number one topic.
42:13
Certainly, I'm going to try and stag for it.
42:14
What tyres to get, which seems bonkers, doesn't it?
42:17
More than overheating.
42:19
That's a thing of the past.
42:20
Yeah, no, probably second to the overheating,
42:22
and also, why is the car falling apart?
42:27
You're listening to the tyre kicker.
42:29
There's now plenty of chat on our socials
42:31
about our last episode where we asked
42:33
what was the best classic car decade ever?
42:37
Can we have some reverb on ever?
42:40
No, that doesn't work.
42:42
Back to the comments.
42:43
My classic wheels on Instagram says it's tricky,
42:45
you know, picking the best decade,
42:46
but thinking of some of the better cars from those eras,
42:48
I think I'd say the 60s.
42:50
So many iconic cars and designs
42:53
with all that chrome and curves.
42:54
I hear you, I hear you.
42:56
The 90s would be the last, though,
42:58
he says, if I was ordering from top to bottom,
43:00
it was bland and boring.
43:02
I totally, totally agree.
43:04
Now, we talked about the E-Type,
43:05
probably being the best car of the best decade,
43:08
and Kevin Bryant on Facebook says,
43:09
I listened to this while working on the E-Type this afternoon,
43:12
lying face up in the footwell,
43:14
trying to access the choke cable.
43:16
It didn't feel like one of the most beautiful cars,
43:18
but you're right, the 50s, 60s and 70s were probably the best.
43:21
Jeremy Hinchley on Instagram agrees
43:23
with our pick of the best decade,
43:25
saying the 1960s without a doubt.
43:27
Cars, he says, were just beautiful then.
43:30
And a final word to the guys at Californian classics up in whole,
43:33
they restore NGBs and say it's hard to pick just one decade,
43:37
as most of the cars they like working on
43:39
are from the mid-60s to the mid-70s.
43:42
Well, yeah, but it doesn't work like that.
43:45
Oh, the 60s or the 70s.
43:46
A quick word on brown cars.
43:48
We mentioned in episode 49 that people have gone off brown cars.
43:53
We're sort of a bit down on brown now,
43:54
but the conclusion was that brown cars are often just a big tell,
43:58
especially when you can have more colourful stuff.
44:00
Well, listener Mark Faulner sent us a photo
44:02
of this Aston Martin he spotted in London in brown.
44:06
And look at this, Max, does that prove that brown is sexy?
44:10
Yes, but I don't think that's factory brown, is it?
44:13
Because it is metallic.
44:15
So I'm not sure they did a DB4 in metallic brown,
44:18
but it does look good.
44:19
But then to be honest, that car would look good
44:21
in any kind of, wouldn't it?
44:23
I mean, even if you painted that in BL colours,
44:25
like the Mosey Yellow or something would look good.
44:27
A posh car, you know, like an expensive Aston or a Ferrari
44:29
is going to look good in brown anyway.
44:31
Lots of little stuff on our socials, by the way,
44:33
including some classics I spotted out in Spain at the beach.
44:36
And that just looks so good in the sun.
44:38
Max's picks the auction lots at the recent race retro
44:41
as well are on there.
44:42
And also, Max, have a look at this.
44:44
This is on our Facebook.
44:45
I'll put this on our Facebook page.
44:47
This is a house for sale where the whole ground floor is a garage.
44:52
Now, to describe it, it looks like a new-build house.
44:55
But basically, if you go to picture one there, Max,
44:58
you'll see the new-build house.
44:59
It's like a double-fronted house with a garage and a red front door.
45:03
If you then go to the floor plan, you realise
45:05
why one of the windows is blocked out,
45:07
because all of the downstairs is a garage.
45:10
Yeah, that's good, isn't it?
45:11
There's an entrance hall, a toilet, and then there's just this big garage.
45:15
Look, it's like a multi-storey car park underneath.
45:17
Yeah, but it's filled with.
45:18
It's got a modern Mini Cooper, a 2016 Mini Cooper,
45:21
a Mark V Golf, and some kind of Passat.
45:24
I mean, what a waste.
45:25
That's just waiting to have an MGTF in there and a TR7, isn't it?
45:31
Now, we hit 50,000 downloads in the last episode.
45:33
The stats are interesting.
45:35
Well, maybe not to you, but to me, they are.
45:37
Our biggest audience is here in the UK with 67% of downloads,
45:42
but second is Australia, where there's 7% of our listeners,
45:46
most of them in Melbourne, interestingly,
45:48
and 6% of our listeners are in the US.
45:51
So that's either G'day or Howdy.
45:54
We'll have a look at some Australian classifieds next time
45:56
and see what classics of a sale down under, particularly in Melbourne.
46:00
Yeah, we're not stalking you,
46:01
but we do get some basic stats on where you're listening.
46:03
And I always find it really interesting, Max,
46:05
that the kind of random places that people are listening in.
46:07
I love seeing the new cities that come up.
46:09
We have some in St. Maritz, Pimpana in Queensland,
46:13
Portucket in Rhode Island, and Knoxville, Tennessee.
46:17
I saw in Almeria in Spain as well, somebody listening there.
46:22
It's really, really fascinating where people go.
46:24
It gives us a top four, doesn't it, on the stats of the most recent cities.
46:27
And I think there was like three glamorous ones and one that said Grimsby.
46:31
So it's always interesting to see the mix.
46:33
Wherever you are, we really, really appreciate you listening.
46:36
And sorry if you are in Grimsby because we've just insulted you.
46:43
So I mentioned the TR7 earlier as one of my guilty pleasures.
46:46
One of the reasons I love TR7s, though, are those pop-up headlights.
46:50
Now, when I was growing up in the 1970s,
46:52
they were the icing on the wedge-shaped cake.
46:55
Now, since then, I've always been a sucker for a hidden headlight.
46:58
I'm thinking Ferrari 308 GT4, Lotus Esprit Series 1, Porsche 94944,
47:04
or even the Mazda MX-5.
47:07
Yeah, they were cool.
47:08
I mean, I can only think of the one-eyed wink of cars that were broken headlights
47:11
because they didn't always work for very long, did they?
47:14
So certainly one would slowly pop up.
47:16
I mean, I like classic cars with a face as well.
47:19
And the pop-up, while it was cool in the 70s,
47:22
I don't know, I don't know if it hides the eyes of the car.
47:24
Yeah, but they were there for a reason when designers were chasing shapes
47:27
that slipped through the wind.
47:29
The big headlights of 60s cars were like a narrow dynamic brick wall.
47:32
Now, pop-ups hid the lights and smoothed the shapes.
47:36
Well, when they were closed, at least.
47:37
Think about the Lotus Elan, the Lamborghini Kuntach, the Aston Martin Lagonda,
47:42
Porsche 914, and here's a picture of the TR7 with the lights up.
47:48
Now, this is one of the original launch pictures from,
47:50
this is a piece of 76 TR7 in white with steel wheels and the headlights up.
47:56
Now, that is both cool and also unusual
47:58
because I remember from the press launch of the TR7,
48:01
they were early pre-production cars and the headlights actually didn't work
48:05
and they launched it some of it at night.
48:07
So journalists were driving around with no lights,
48:10
which is a classic TR7 moment.
48:12
But when the lights work, I think they're really cool.
48:15
Yeah, I mean, it did look cool.
48:16
It was quite space-aged in the 70s.
48:18
You say the wedge shape was quite space-aged.
48:20
We thought that was quite futuristic back then
48:22
and these pop-up headlights were cool.
48:24
And it was a bit of a showpiece, wasn't it,
48:25
when you had a car with pop-up headlights,
48:27
oh, go on, pop the headlights up.
48:28
And then as you say, you know, go off now,
48:30
it either didn't work or one came up slowly.
48:32
One went down slowly and they were a bit rubbish.
48:35
But with them up, they do look cool.
48:37
I'm surprised that you say this is from the original launch
48:40
because looking in the car, there's two old blokes with bald heads.
48:43
So that's the perfect kind of, that could have been yesterday.
48:46
TR7 driver and passenger from yesterday.
48:49
But yeah, come on, show me some more of your pop-ups.
48:51
What else have you got?
48:52
Here is probably one of the best, I think, pop-up headlights.
48:56
It's in the Series 1 Lotus Esprit.
48:59
Now, can you see that on your screen?
49:00
This Lotus Esprit Series 1 is red
49:03
with the chrome mirrors, the chrome wall-phrase alloys,
49:06
and the two headlights popped up.
49:08
Doesn't that just look cool?
49:10
That gives it a kind of face
49:11
that it doesn't have when the headlights are down.
49:14
And you can really see the kind of look of it
49:17
is very different to all the other cars.
49:18
And also, the other thing about pop-up headlights,
49:21
from when you're driving or in the passenger,
49:23
you can see them come up.
49:24
So it's a bit of kind of car theater.
49:26
That's why I really like those pop-up headlights.
49:28
Yeah, I mean, this moves on one stage further,
49:29
because these are double headlights, aren't they?
49:31
So that it pops up four sealed units, basically.
49:34
And it does look cool.
49:35
I mean, it's the Series 1 Esprit that are really, really nice.
49:38
Oh, they're great, aren't they?
49:38
Every time I see them, I kind of think this is a great car.
49:41
Again, guilty pleasure because they go so wrong so badly.
49:46
I like other people having them.
49:47
I'm not sure I'd be brave to buy one myself.
49:49
Well, what's low to stand for?
49:51
It's lots of trouble, usually serious, isn't it?
49:53
But yeah, I mean, I know people get nuts for the Bond one,
49:55
but I think these ones are super, super clean.
49:57
But yeah, those pop-up headlights just do make it
49:59
because they were a party trick.
50:02
And then when you pop up like double headlights like that,
50:04
I'll give you that, they do look cool.
50:06
Not so cool for pedestrians, if you got hit with it,
50:10
because you would be not only bouncing off the bonnet,
50:13
you'd be scraping bits off as you go.
50:15
I mean, the safety regulators didn't like them, did they?
50:17
They weren't aerodynamic when they were up.
50:19
They kind of always went wrong with complicated motors and pulleys,
50:23
kind of getting hit by all the road stuff
50:25
and obviously even gets clogged up and doesn't work.
50:27
Plus, the lights got smaller,
50:29
so they didn't need to take up so much space.
50:31
I mean, where was the last pop-up headlights?
50:33
When did they go out of fashion?
50:35
I mean, they clung on to the 2000s, I think.
50:37
The Lotus Esprit had them to about 2004-ish, I think.
50:41
Then the Corvettes from the C2 to the C5 had them.
50:45
But I think the Corvette C5 finished around the same time,
50:48
actually 2004, probably some kind of legislation.
50:50
And also, there were some clunkers of the pop-up.
50:53
Now, if you look on your screen now,
50:55
I'm going to give you the Volvo 480.
50:59
Oh, yuck, yeah. Now, that's not looking so good.
51:01
That looks like a sort of cross-frog, doesn't it?
51:04
You know, it's like an angry frog.
51:07
You've upset it or you've poked it and the eyes have come up.
51:09
Because they've done that Volvo thing.
51:11
They've put big indicators and big side lights
51:13
and big fog lights on it,
51:14
but then put tiny little pop-up headlights,
51:16
and so it doesn't look right.
51:17
So all the kind of mouth is all wrong
51:19
and they're a bit of an odd shape anyway.
51:21
There's 480 ESs, but that wasn't a great pop-up headlight.
51:25
You know, the pop-up, which is fantastic,
51:27
could not save that design.
51:29
What would you say was your number one pop-up pin-up?
51:33
This one just basically shuts the door
51:35
on any complaints about the pop-up headlight
51:37
because if you look at your screen now, the Ferrari F40.
51:40
Now, this is a picture of one in red, obviously,
51:43
and it's got the headlights up and on.
51:45
And it just looks tremendous.
51:47
It looks both angry and sexy at the same time.
51:49
Now, the F40 is a beautiful looking car.
51:52
I've not found a bad F40 angle ever,
51:55
but with the lights up, it just looks like it's going flat out.
51:59
It's a fast car and with the headlights up, it looks even faster.
52:03
If you are on an auto strada
52:04
and you looked in the rearview mirror and you fit, you know,
52:07
and you saw that coming behind you with the headlights on,
52:10
you just get out of the way because it's just perfectly encapsulating
52:13
the face and the anger of an F40.
52:16
It's quick. It's fast. Get out of my way.
52:23
Well, hopefully you're still with us.
52:25
You didn't pop off while we were talking about pop-ups.
52:27
But if you've stuck with us this long, thank you for your patience.
52:30
And don't forget to join us again when we're talking
52:32
mini classics on the next episode.
52:34
Have you got a small space?
52:35
If so, what's the best mini classic to fit it?
52:38
And also, as lots of our listeners are in Australia,
52:41
it's time to dive through the Aussie classifies
52:43
and see what's for sale down under.
52:47
Also, ice, ice, baby.
52:49
Not the Americans with guns,
52:51
but what's the best in-car entertainment for a classic car?
52:55
We talk stereos, graphic equalizers and retro radios.
52:59
If you've enjoyed this episode and that's a big if,
53:01
please tell a friend.
53:03
Now, it's time for us to go.
53:05
See you next time. Goodbye.