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Waymo. That's today on the Smoking Tire podcast. Let's go.
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Okay, fine. Really? I see us. But can you hear us? Only if you really listen to yourself.
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Am I clear to you? Hi, what's happening? Man, it feels like I'm passing through my own
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life right now, meaning like six days in New York, vacation, Thanksgiving, home for two days.
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And I'm like tomorrow morning, I'm leaving again at 6am. That is weird. It feels
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like you're vacationing in your normal life. It feels like I'm just stopping by my normal life
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on the way to some other shit. That's true. That's what you're doing. I gotta fucking stop
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this trip. This was gonna be the last trip. I'm going to Texas tomorrow to go racing,
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which should be awesome. It was supposed to be the last trip of the year. And then Delta
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fucking got me, dude. Of course they got me. Why wouldn't they, why would Delta not
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reality show tension this to the end of the year? What do I mean? I mean, I am literally
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one more flight short of making diamond for next year. All the fucking flying I've done.
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And it has come down to, well, guess what? You have to take one more. It's all come down
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to Abu Dhabi. It's not even far. It's Vegas. It's America's Abu Dhabi.
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Yeah, that's true. So yeah, I need to find an excuse to go anywhere now on Delta
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for any reason for the rest of the year. The shortest flight they offer, basically.
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Well, they said if I buy a round trip first class to Vegas, that'll do it.
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Or I could go comfort to Utah, Colorado. I could go skiing for a day in Colorado.
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The other problem is do you want to go somewhere that's then far from the airport
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once you get there? You know what I mean? I kind of want to go somewhere that's
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where I want to have to then rent a car and do a whole other thing.
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Right, right, right. Because you're just checking this box. That's all. You just want to tick
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the flight box. Yeah, but I'd rather not just fly somewhere, turn around. I'd rather like to do
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something of interest. Someone said fly LAX to Burbank. I don't even think they offer that.
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Sarah flew to Palm Springs from LA. Yeah, you can do that. It was somehow a one hour flight,
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but the plane she was on goes 500 miles per hour, and it is 100 miles, basically.
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We're all sitting there at dinner like, how did it take so long? You had to go fly west.
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You take off west, turn around. Yeah, it's 100 miles direct, but the distance traveled is probably
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more like 300. And I don't think if that plane peaks, can go 500, there's no way it's doing that.
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Planes fly economy speed, by the way. That's why they can, if they're like a half hour late,
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they can magically make that shit up. We're going to make some time. A little more,
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Acceleracio. Yeah. Yeah, no, the LA to Palm Springs is that one's, that one's,
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that one you only do if you're going to Palm Springs on a Friday afternoon,
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other than that. That's way too short for that. But like, we could go to,
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see what's a cool city that's like between an hour and two hours flying from here.
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I was thinking Santa Fe, a night in Santa Fe. That's a nice place to spend a one-nighter.
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Seattle. Seattle's all right, but I don't need to go that far. Seattle is a legit three-hour flight,
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and I don't need all that. Right? There's kind of limited options, but like, I mean I could do,
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San Francisco is an easy one. You like Santa Fe, though, right? Flagstaff, could you play there?
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Flagstaff is nice for a night. That restaurant was so good in Flagstaff. Wow, I would eat there again.
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I forget the name of it. Fuck me, was it good? Santa Fe, I haven't had enough time in. I think
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Santa Fe could be one. If I could get a, you want to go to Sedona? I could do a night at
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Sedona. We don't need to look this up now. Anyway, anyway, I thought this was going to
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be the last flight, but nope. Nope. But anyway, but racing. Yeah. So get this,
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our race car has been upgraded. We were going to be racing. I believe that we arrive in driving an
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entire car. Sergio, Tato, Tommy, I think Justin is not coming, but Lieberman and me,
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and it's arrived and drive, but apparently this M3 E92 that is the car, the expected car
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is like, something's wrong with it, it's not running right. So they've upgraded us to the
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factory, the M2 or M240 Club Sport, like the BMW turnkey race car. Cool. Wow. Which is,
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that's going to be a nice handling car, like that'll be fucking. That'll be lighter in the front,
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for sure. That'll be fake to drive. That's going to be, that'll be fabulous. That's BMW's Miata,
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basically. Yeah, it's like when we went down to, remember we were down at Concourse Club
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in Miami talking to Aaron, who's the guy down there, and he said, yeah, everybody who gets a
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membership just gets one of these. Yeah. They all just get those. That's what everybody gets. It's
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like, my first race car. My first. From Fisher Price. Yeah, because if you're like rich, you're
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not, if you have real money, you look at a Miata and you just go, no. Yeah, that's true.
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You don't have to be like, you know, like, we know Miatas are great. Like a Miata racing
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is awesome. And if you're a 17-year-old hot shoe who really wants to be somebody, then you're racing
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Miatas. But if you're 65 and joining a racetrack country club, you are not starting in Miatas.
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But I bet you will at some point end up at Miata. Once you like, learn the benefits of
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this stuff. But yeah, you're going to start with something that's more expensive, better
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brand. Well, you want something that like, if you're going to get a, you want it something
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that feels fast. Yeah. Like this, this, you floor it and it like, you know, it's, that's
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a, it's like a 350 horsepower or so car. Oh, okay. Is it? It's the M240. Yeah. Yeah. It's
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got to be like 380, was it 382 or 360 was like the stock car when we drove it?
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Yeah, it was pretty stout. Yeah. And that thing handled great. Yeah. It felt way lighter than the
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the other cars we drove. Yeah. I mean, imagine that gutted with a cage. That'll be, that'll
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be a great time. Oh, I'm, I was mixing this up with the little four banger thing. No, this is
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going to be fast. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is going to be very fast. We drove the all the drive
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one, right? Yeah. Yeah. The purple one, the eggplant one. Yeah. It was really fast. Yeah.
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These are not all wheel drive. These are rear wheel drive, obviously, but I think this is
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but they're the ZF eight speed. Yeah, that's it.
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That is the car. It should be, it should be a, now what I don't know,
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I don't know if it's the current one or the last gen one. Okay. So I actually have,
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it doesn't really matter for our purposes. I mean, the current, the current one,
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I don't think it's the current one. Something tells me that for this type of race,
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they would be running a, running the last gen car. Either way, good time.
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Race car is cool. Do you know, I mean, this is the cockpit of this new one and looks very,
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I doubt it's that. Yeah. Oh my God. So weird that they've left this weird double,
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the weird giant double screen in this race car. They chopped the top of the steering
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wheel off so you could see the screen. That's so, it's so crazy. The only thing they've left from
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the interior is the giant double screen. Sure. Yeah. And that's nothing left. The whole
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of the interior is gone. It's just a screen now. I mean, there's probably, maybe there's
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just too many computers involved with screen diagnostics and stuff. They just go, why,
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why change it out? Yeah. Look, God, does it look terrible with that steering wheel though?
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Yeah, it'd be fun. You know, I know I'm sure it drives fun. I'm sure it drives great.
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Dude, that's cool. So we'll see how this goes now.
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You want to talk about your training for this event?
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Oh my God, dude. I went to the Sim up at Sergio's garage. They've got a nice Sim and
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they didn't have, they got, it's not a motion Sim, but it's the three screens and the,
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you know, it's pretty good. Eye racing and they were like, you know, I really,
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I wanted to do some Sim training and Tato's really, really into the Sim because he's like a kid.
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They just, they don't, I don't, I don't, I need to, I need to feel something to drive like I just
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have to like and things happen in Sims that would never happen to me in cars such as what happened
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yesterday, which is I was on the Sim for three hours. I was so frustrated and upset.
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They didn't have, he couldn't build the exact car that the M3 that we're supposed to
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so he found the closest power to weight and lap time that they had in iRacing is the Ford FR500
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Mustang was the closest he could find. Okay. This is a car that does not handle. This is a solid
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axle race car. Okay. This is what this is a car is a race car from like 12 years ago or something
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like pre IRS. Okay. And this is a not, not a very good handling race car, but it is apparently
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capable of running similar lap times to whatever this, this M3 was doing at Kota. So anyway, it
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doesn't even matter. I for the first hour and Kota's like a long track for the first hour,
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I am not able to complete a single lap without spinning out. And I'm spinning out in like
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all different fucking places. So not the same corner. No, same whatever. No. And, and I'm just
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like spin out like and my spin outs are like oversteering on the exit into some irrecoverable
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slide that ends up in the wall. This car made like 370 naturally aspirated fucking horsepower.
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Like, so I'm just like I keep spinning out and crashing. You're on slicks, I assume, like in the
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sim. Yeah. Sticky tires, you're not overpowering them very easily in real life. But also like
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the laps are long and every time you start over, you crash, you start over every time
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you start on ice cold slicks. So you have to do either like a terrifyingly, like not terrifyingly,
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frustratingly slow lap to like a warm up and then it's just another like 10 minutes waste.
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Eventually, we he sort of set up like a little hot start hack. So if I crash, I could just like
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hit a button and like be going full throttle like, you know, leading up to the front straight
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and actually just because it just got too frustrating to do this again. But it was just
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driving me insane because it was like shit that would never happen to me in a car.
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Like I would just never get into any race car and just spin out every lap for 20 laps.
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Like maybe I wouldn't maybe I'd be slow. Like I'm not saying I'm amazing. Like I'm
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fucking real average. But like that just wouldn't happen. Like maybe I'd be 15 seconds off the pace
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and then 12 seconds off the pace and then nine seconds off the pace. And eventually I'd settle
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at something that was better than embarrassing, you know. And did Tato drive same car, same
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sim, same everything? He's great at it. But he's great at the sim. Because someone asked like,
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did you check like, are there settings? No, no, no, it wasn't settings. He was very
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good at it. But like it's his sim and he is essentially, it's not like he can do it. Like he
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he's good at racing driving and he's also good at the video game racing driving.
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They're not exactly the same thing. They're related, but they're not exactly the same thing.
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And like, is he going to be like faster than me in a real car? Fuck yeah, of course he is.
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Obviously he is. Is Tommy, of course Tommy's going to set a time that everyone will be like,
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what? Like he'll set some kind of fucking record half asleep probably. And it's amazing to watch.
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But like just this, just the not the like, and let me just let me jump ahead because after three hours,
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Tato said, I said, what what number are we looking for? For a lap? He said 235. I said,
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okay, fine. And so at least that there's a goal. After three hours, I said, I'm not
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leaving here until I run three laps in a row that are in the 235s. Like or or something like that.
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Like I had three full like none of the spin outs. It's that that task took three hours. That's crazy.
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And eventually I did 234. But like it was just it was so fucking frustrating because like
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I mean just spinning out and spinning out and spinning out and spinning out and like
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you don't feel when it's going to go like it's a butterfly steering wheel. So if you can't catch
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you know a slide, it's just it's one and gone. I racing the I think I drove it like played it
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once or twice and I was shocked at you know, none of the Sims like I've only been on one
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two motion Sims, but I've played iracing, Assetto, you know, Forza, like all those I've played
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on solid seats. Yeah. And I racing I was shocked at how little quote feel there was before
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it let go. Yeah. It felt like the tires were plastic and on ice. Yeah. And I was like what
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where did I go? Why am I going around in circles? It happened in Assetto. The other ones it's just
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the way that the tire modeling let's go more progressively. And I know like iracing is now
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this, I don't know, there's really there's competitions you can win money in and it's
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kind of like the serious simulator for people to play or the serious game. Yeah. But I find
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it much harder to drive in that game than any of the other ones, even if it's traction
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off on all of them. Yeah. It's just way harder. But I was and you know, I should have been like,
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hey, give me let me get five laps with the fucking traction control on to at least get to a certain
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level and then we can turn it off or something like that. I didn't do that. I went full off
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the whole time and maybe I shouldn't have and you know, whatever. I got there eventually,
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but it was just it was way if you gave me three hours in a real car and a racetrack
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bro. I'm in the hunt like not any reasonable car. You give me that much time in a real race track
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were we're on pace. That's a ton of time. But like this was I don't want to say it was a waste
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of time because you learn, you know, I learned where Tatos breaking points were. I watched
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his line a bunch and like watching his line is helpful that you can take that to the real
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track. You can take, okay, he's he's hitting the brakes at exactly this marker like great fucking
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bank that and that's a repeatable thing. And so like it is helpful. But it was just like,
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God damn it. Does this have to be this fucking frustrating? Like I probably would have gotten
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all the benefit that I could have gotten from it just leaving the traction control on,
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you know, or some or something. It was just like, I can't believe how fucking
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frustrating I'm like anyone can have a bad day driving. It's like any other sort of sport.
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But fuck. Well, it was repeated effort with no success for that long is going to bum anybody
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out. And you don't like sim racing or sim driving anyway. So I think you're coming into it like,
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you know, not having the best time. But then if you're working at it,
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and you're seeing these, and you're not changing some things, but there's like,
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all of a sudden you're spinning at this corner and then that corner like,
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what am I doing different? That'd be really annoying. Ultimately, I found that
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I the throttle like in this that there isn't like throttle feedback, you know, so much.
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But like the throttle was like way more like sensitive than I thought it really was. And
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you don't get that sense, right? You know, they don't you don't get that
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when you're not sitting in the car. Yeah, when you don't feel the load being thrown to the
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back. Yeah, you need to feel those things like I'm good at Sims. When it's like a track I've
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driven a lot of or you know, like in in and I can take I can take the track knowledge backwards to
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the sim better than I can like learn from the sim. You know, I see what you mean. Yeah.
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Will the car have traction control?
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Don't know. I mean, I shouldn't like need traction control and I'm I if I can drive a
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fucking 750 around Kota without traction control, I can certainly drive a 240 BMW.
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That it was just it wasn't it wasn't the traction control or no traction control. It was
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just it was the lack of feel in that type of driving was like when you're when I'm trying
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to like trying to push it to get a time like so frustrating. Yeah, definitely. And like in front
23:32
of like Tommy Kendall, I'm like, Oh my God, like I think he I'm pretty sure he knows I'm not this
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bad. But like I don't want to start off this weekend like this in front of these guys, you
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know, pretty tough. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be a bummer. I get it. It'd be really hard. I mean,
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eventually got there. But like, whoa, the brutal three hours was my eyes hurt like
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three hours in front of this like barely. I don't think I stood up for 10 minutes in those
23:59
three hours. Like it was tough. Anyway, how many stints do you guys get each during the race?
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Is it just one each and I want to say it's two because I think it's four drivers and it's an
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eight hour race. But it's it obviously depends on like, you know, what what happens. But I
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think it's supposed to be to a race. Plus practice day. So there's a practice day Thursday. And
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then qualifying is Friday. But Thursday is supposed to be like a fucking pissing rainstorm.
24:33
Oh boy. And so but it's supposed to be the only day of the whole weekend that it's raining. So
24:39
I've heard they're they're limiting how many cars can be on track and the wet and during
24:44
practice. And and so there's like, this is like the text thread as of an hour ago was like,
24:50
there's some kind of like lottery to get into Thursday practice. But if if if Thursday practice
24:56
is like fucked, then they're going to extend Friday qualifying into practice or something
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like that. So they did say everybody will get at least some seat time in the car before the
25:08
race. So that's just 30 minutes in the car is enough. Yeah, just to get used to how just to be
25:14
even if the road's wet to feel how the car like what are your sight lines and all that stuff.
25:18
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Coda like and it like is there, you know, how obtrusive is the drivers
25:24
is the the net the window net? Because like Coda has a couple has two three one two three
25:31
left handers that in a regular car is no problem. But in a dry in at least in the fucking Sim,
25:38
it was really hard to see the apexes through the through the driver's nets. So you need to like
25:44
figure out other visual cues in some of those corners. But either way, like the real thing
25:50
should be a pretty good time. That's what we're race car race car race car big big fast
25:57
track, you know, big high speed track, which is pretty fun. You guys have to like
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practice driver change stuff or I don't really I mean, we may yeah, we may I don't I guess you
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have a crew right there's like, like you pull in and drivers are just helping each other get in
26:14
and out probably with belts and stuff and we may do fueling but they have like their mechanics
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and stuff like it's it's a it's a it's a pretty legit organization from what I gather.
26:24
Cool. Do you have your helmet have speakers and microphone and shit?
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No, I have the earbuds that have them. Yes, it does have it has it has comms,
26:33
the microphone thing built into it. And then I hear the earbuds, they're not like the over
26:37
ear ones, you need you want earbud ones in a race car. Well, I have those earbuds ones. I talked
26:42
about it after lemons, but I think I want both now because like, well, that car was so loud.
26:47
Yeah, this car probably not that loud. It'll be like, yeah, it'll probably be fine. But
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you know, yes, there's worse things than a race car that's not that.
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You totally agree. Yeah, I totally agree. First 10 minutes, I was like, this is the best. And
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Oh, I was going to save that for next year. Yeah, because I haven't done the homework on
32:26
the computers yet. Okay, fine. Overall, you know, some of the best seats I've sat in.
32:30
Yeah, they make great seats. The best. I think they're better than the car we drove
32:34
design. It's just not as firm. The shape is great and the foam is a little bit softer. But let's
32:39
say that because I want to look up the competitors. Everyone loves the Volvo. The competitors are like
32:45
Doug's car, the E450 Mercedes, the all-road kind of... Is there still an A6 all-road?
32:51
I think... Is that the only all-road? I don't know what the Audi's all-road lineup is, but
32:55
all right, we'll save it. We can talk more about the Rivian Quad. Oh, yeah, we've
33:01
touched on with Doug. I feel like I only touched on it in a negative way. I didn't say
33:07
very many nice things about it, which is unfair to Rivian because it's really nice.
33:13
It's expensive. I mean, it's kind of... I'm not sure who's going to buy into this because
33:22
you can't tell them apart, right? And so you can get a dual-motor Rivian that's still a huge
33:29
amount of horsepower for half the money of this. This thing is now like $150,000, $120,000.
33:38
They depreciate. They all have looked the same for a while. We're all sort of waiting for the R2
33:44
and the R3, right? And so this, I guess, is the last hurrah of the R1 line. I mean, they have
33:53
been steadily improving it. The body control on the suspension is so nice. It's really, really good
34:01
body control the way the height settings work, the way the damper settings are. Really nice,
34:09
just beautiful riding car. The build quality has been even ratcheted up from where it was before.
34:18
This is like a really nicely made thing. The materials are nice and the fit and finish was
34:24
really good. I thought the stereo sounded really good. The seats were really comfortable,
34:31
although they're not quite as adjustable as I'd like for a $100,000 car. It would be nice if
34:37
they had a little more... They're only like eight-way or something if they could do a little
34:42
more there, but a lot to like, really a lot to like. The short wheel, I wish it had a different
34:49
steer, slower steering ratio, because when they shorten the wheelbase from the truck,
34:54
it makes it drive like a car with a cut wheelbase, which is a very specific feel that you usually
35:00
only feel in rally cars and stuff. It's weird to feel it in a big truck. It almost feels
35:08
like the car has an overactive rear steer. Like the Mercedes used to.
35:12
Except it doesn't have rear steer. Whoa. Yeah, so it's like a Ferrari 812 steering ratio
35:20
in something with a shorter wheelbase. Right, 2.96 wheelbase or something like that.
35:25
And tall. And then tall. So it's like it does these motions that are odd that the truck doesn't
35:31
do. And specifically when you're when you're doing maneuvering at medium to higher speeds.
35:39
Well, because when we drove the R1T years ago in the Canyon, both of us were like,
35:43
it feels like an electric lifted GTR. The steering, I had no complaints about the
35:47
speed of the rack, but it felt very natural. The whole thing is set up for the truck.
35:51
Yeah. And then they leave it the same when they shorten the wheelbase,
35:54
and that makes it drive a little strange. You have to have a pretty finely tuned sense
36:00
of steering to be able to go at drive stage. Doesn't make us special, but like if you've driven
36:06
a whole lot of stuff, you know what happens when you change a thing. Well, and if someone
36:11
hasn't driven as many things as us, but if they got out of like,
36:14
you know, their ICE Mercedes SUV or BMW, if they got out of another comparably sized SUV,
36:20
would the steering feel too quick? Yeah. Is it like that Ferrari steering from 10 years ago?
36:24
It is. It's like sports car steering. Too fast compared to other sports cars.
36:27
Yeah. Right. This is that exact thing in a three-row SUV, which is with a thousand horsepower.
36:33
So it's like twitchy, twitchy handling and a huge amount of horsepower. It is uncomfortable
36:41
to launch this car. Like, and this one, this one had the knobbies on it. So like,
36:46
it'll just spin off four wheels, you know, like it's nuts. It's add the powers nuts.
36:52
I hit full throttle exactly two times and determined that that was way too much.
37:01
But it does have this rad tuner thing now, which allows you to really like dial it in if you are the
37:09
kind of person that likes to dial it in. It has a bunch of standard settings. And then if you
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go to the next slide, there's photos on my Instagram, you can change like things like the
37:21
level of stability control, the amount of wheel slip you'll get. You can change how much brake
37:28
assist and steering assist and the ride height and the regen. They've hindered it. Yeah. They've
37:32
entuned it. But it's just one screen. That's... So it's all on one screen. It's easy to find.
37:40
Are there any other presets too, if you just like, I want sport mode? Yeah. There's like
37:44
comfort, sport and off-road. And it has presets and you can go back to, you know,
37:48
return to factory settings because you will almost certainly make it worse by messing with it.
37:56
The only ones I really... I liked to turn up the damping a little bit above their setting in
38:05
comfort. So the suspension was like somewhere between comfort and sport for the damping. It
38:13
was like a kind of a nice place to drive when cruising on the highway. So I like to mess with that
38:19
one. The wheel slip, some of them, the settings really make more sense when you're off-roading,
38:26
such as wheel slip, unless you want to do burnouts, which it does, it will spin off
38:31
four wheels if you do a launch, which is wild stuff. I don't know what that creature is.
38:37
There's a badge on the back with a creature. Is it Teen Wolf? Oh, it might be Teen Wolf.
38:45
It could be Teen Wolf. It looks like somewhere between like a yogi bear that's been through a rave.
38:52
And is that Teen Wolf? Well, it looks like Chewbacca, but the vest and the shorts and the headband
38:57
say Teen Wolf. Yeah, it's some kind of hairy monster in a Marty McFly vest.
39:05
I looked up the Rivian Teen Wolf. I mean, obviously they wouldn't buy the IP.
39:09
Not sure what the logo means, but it's cute. I mean, I like a cartoon.
39:15
Let's see. Is there anything else about it that I drove it in the rain? It was really
39:23
good in the rain. I mean, that's an excellent wet weather vehicle. The laser headlights,
39:30
the automatic wipers, all of those expert level. Awesome. The lights turn with you.
39:38
Not only do they turn, they're the European laser ones. So they black out the pixels. So
39:42
good. They're not blinding oncoming cars. Yes. That's fabulous. I think their nav system works
39:48
great. Even though their Sirius XM is the Sirius app, it's not actual satellite. I did think
39:56
it worked well. The cameras are great. The front and rear cameras. Hannah, when we drove it, and she
40:04
was mind blown, because the Taycan's camera sucks horribly. She was so blown away with the Rivian's
40:12
backup camera. That stuff matters. The Volvo's cameras look old. They look like the ones from
40:18
like six years ago compared to Sirius RAV4, which is a one-year-old car. It's much clearer.
40:23
The overhead shot is much clearer. Another thing you notice is newer ones will have better contrast.
40:30
The brighter picture at night or in the daytime is just clearer. Maybe I think also the screen is
40:36
nicer. So it's the camera and the screen. But Porsche, I think, won wonders. I legitimately
40:43
don't know the answer to this. I make absolutely no accusations of anything. But one wonders if
40:49
Porsche is using GM with the PDR camera, it's still like 1080. And it's like, why is it 1080?
40:57
It's like because we want it to work in Antarctica in 10 years. And so one wonders if Rivian doesn't
41:06
have those requirements and therefore uses a certain type of hardware, whatever, that Porsche
41:12
isn't willing to use or if Porsche is really just that far behind. So I don't know. It
41:18
would be fun to find the answer to that. I would genuinely, though, when I don't need a three-row
41:25
SUV, but if I did, this would be not the fucking, not the 1,000 horsepower one. But these are,
41:31
it's a nice thing. The steering is, I harp on it a lot, but you could get used to it
41:39
after a while. Did this ride, we rode in your friend's car down San Diego.
41:43
And I just remember the ride of the longer wheelbase T is much better. If you sit in the
41:48
back seat of the one down San Diego, it's a little sporty. I didn't sit in the back seat of this one
41:58
while someone else drove. Maybe I should have. But I was surprised in the back seat of Brad's
42:03
car that it was notably worse than being in the front seat. It's in sport mode in the back.
42:09
It was driver optimized, the whole thing. Brad also had the one on the big rims and this one has the
42:16
adventure knobbies. It doesn't help. So these are, I think, these wheels are one inch smaller than
42:23
those street wheels. It's also kind of an LA complaint. Also, Brad's was recalled for suspension-related
42:28
issues. So that could have been something. Not recalled, excuse me. Lemon. They couldn't get
42:36
the alignment in spec, I believe. Unalignable. Yeah. No matter how many crystals, whatever.
42:43
Shockers could not get aligned. Yeah. Yeah. But I presume the R2, they're not going to start with
42:48
the pickup truck and then shorten the wheelbase so it should steer normally. But a 5-row version
42:55
of this exact car would be, excuse me, not a 5-row, excuse me, a 5-passenger version of this
43:01
car scaled down appropriately. Fuck, that's going to be great. Yeah. That's going to be really cool.
43:06
Delight. Yeah. So anyway, that's the Rivian quad. Nobody needs 1,000 horsepower. In a thing like
43:14
this, that's crazy. Why are you going to give a soccer mom 1,000 horsepower in a fucking
43:20
6,500-pound truck? That's like just fucking stop. That's crazy. I think it's marketing
43:28
probably more towards men that are looking at Cybertruck and other ones and they just have to
43:32
say it has this huge number because that brings us stupid boys to the yard. Yeah. But when you drive
43:39
it around, you don't need it. It's a waste. I do like that these are at least tend to be a lot
43:44
slipperier than the Hummer. So they both have tons of horsepower, but these are a lot more
43:48
efficient. Yeah. Like what's the range on this? A lot. It's like 300, and I have no reason
43:55
to doubt that. I only had to top this thing off once for a week and that was only by a little bit.
44:00
It's a big battery, but... 374 or 400 in... It's a lot. Yeah. It's like 400 miles if you're driving
44:08
in conserve mode. I did not. Yeah. And actually, in conserve mode, that's the funny thing about
44:14
this is I would... You could drive this car in conserve mode 100% of the time. It's not slow.
44:23
And now they've fixed it. So they used to back in the... When we did the Tee back in the day,
44:28
when you put it in conserve mode, it lowered it all the way. Right. So it was like sitting on the
44:32
bump stops and you didn't want to... I want the low power for driving in the city, but I need
44:37
some suspension, please. So in these, now you can do that. Nice. You can do... Put the
44:42
suspension anywhere you want in conserve mode, which is like, you would just drive in that
44:47
mode all the time. Yeah. You just eco mode, right? It's like 600 horsepower in conserve mode.
44:54
What do we do? I mean, I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but you have to understand
44:59
it doesn't have the brakes for that. It doesn't have the tires for that. A thousand
45:06
horsepower on all season... These are like... They're not even all season... Those are
45:11
kind of off-roading. They're like off-roading. Yeah. Yeah. Like with a fucking sharp-ass steering rack.
45:17
In a way, 6,000, 7,000 pounds. Yeah, like what are we doing? Yeah. Haven't you seen the video of
45:22
this thing blasting a K-Rail? Everybody's seen that video. Like, just because... This is like
45:30
all this fucking bullshit now. Just because you can doesn't mean you fucking should.
45:35
But I think to that point, just because they can build it, they don't have to.
45:40
But most people that buy these will never floor it. They might do it once and scare themselves.
45:45
And then just because they can, they don't have to and they won't. They're just gonna drive around
45:50
and they'll say it and they'll be excited. They'll say it has this. It's like people that buy AMGs
45:53
just to sit in traffic and idle around because they like the seats and they've got 700 and 800
45:58
and 600 horsepower and all they do is glub glub to the club. That's a fun phrase, isn't it?
46:06
Yeah, I know you're... I mean, you're right. And quad motor off-roading is really nice.
46:15
That is like... It's amazing wheel control. What you can do going up a thing with 4-mode...
46:22
It's crazy how good that is. How much it makes something like a land cruiser feel like a clunky
46:28
piece of shit. No disrespect to the land cruiser. It does what it does for its own
46:33
reasons but like these things are so nice off-road. Imagine 400 miles. I bet we could do like a BDR
46:42
in one. Oh, sure. I bet you could. If you find the charging, you know, in every other town or...
46:51
Jenny? Might be tough. Yeah. Putt-butt overnight. Well, some of those towns we went through
46:55
in Wike in Washington and this... That was 15 years ago, I guess. That's not really a
46:59
difference. I was gonna say, there's no level 2 charging in a town of 300 people.
47:03
I mean, you know who would know this is Rivian? Yeah. If I was like, hey, I want to drive across,
47:08
you know, a state, we could definitely do it. It could be fun. Yeah, electric off-roading is
47:15
so nice. That's the way to do it. If you've never done it, people,
47:20
I can't tell you how nice it is. It's like walking without using your feet. Yeah.
47:28
It's so quiet. You just have the windows down. You don't hear any strain from the car.
47:38
There's no... There's no jerkiness. It's just forward motion. You don't have to rev
47:46
and slip the clutch or anything or feel the torque converter lock up. I think,
47:50
mark my words, there will be a time where an electric vehicle will win King of Hammers and
47:54
will probably have to require hot swap technology. Yeah. But if they can get... Someone does it now.
48:00
No, they run them now. They run them now. But it's an EV class. Oh, yeah. And I think if someone
48:05
does hot swap tech and they have four-wheel controllers that are really, really good,
48:10
I think you put all that together and they'll probably win. Yeah. It's just so nice to do
48:16
it off-road. You're just so peaceful. It is, yeah, without revving of whatever engine,
48:22
but you just take all of that out of it. Yeah. It's great. I can't wait for the R2 and the R3.
48:28
That's what I'm really thinking about. That's probably not what they wanted me to say by giving
48:33
me an R1 for a week. Well, but I think their fit and finish is really nice. Yeah, I know.
48:37
Every Rivian I've gotten into from the beginning, I went, whoa, first effort. This is built well,
48:42
feels well. Nice choices, great design on the inside, looks really good. And I think
48:47
blends the luxury and kind of outdoorsy-ness perfectly. Yeah. It does do a good job of that.
48:55
It's, I don't know how many of them actually spend much time off-road. I certainly see them
48:59
running around LA a lot. Oh, of course. Yeah. Which is exactly what I would use it for 90%
49:03
of the time. Did you see this? Oh, shit, really? Yeah. They kicked out the guy at Jaguar who
49:10
designed the new Jaguar concept. Yeah. Oh, I guess it hasn't gone very well, huh?
49:16
That's too bad. Sorry for him. I guess he, boss, Jerry, I guess, Jerry McGovern. Jerry McGovern.
49:24
But he's been in charge of Land Rover Design since 2006 and JLR as a whole since 2020.
49:30
I mean, I gotta say Land Rover Design since 2006 has turned out some pretty decent looking
49:35
vehicles. Yeah. Is their entire design aesthetic between that year and now is pretty good. Yeah.
49:44
So I guess one week ago, a former Tata executive took over as JLR CEO. Oh, yeah. And he went in
49:51
and was like, out of here. And yeah, okay. He probably, maybe he just hates this thing.
49:57
He might just hate the, was it double zero design? Yeah. Concept. I mean, I think there's
50:02
aspects of that design of that thing that are really cool, that new Jaguar. I think the proportions
50:09
are cool. And if they soften the whole thing, I mean, it's a concept car, right? It's gonna look
50:12
insane. Yeah. What comes out of that would probably just look pretty cool and normal. But
50:17
the launch, I don't know, we are, everyone on the commentariat online are very fickle and
50:23
reactive bunch. And a lot of people were like, you know, look at this HVAC rear end on this
50:27
thing and stuff like that. Well, that's bad. No, the Motel rear end is bad. The Motel HVAC.
50:32
It was a weird, it seemed like a lazy choice for a clay car. But if he had a hint in this,
50:37
the new Defender, I think it looks great. Too bad for him. Yep. Our, you know, our other friend
50:47
whose name I can't say yet, but he worked at that same company who just left recently.
50:51
Oh, I just found out what he's doing, which is starting his own car company.
50:57
Really? Yeah, to make a car that is the kind of car that he has been talking about making for a
51:03
while. I got a press release, but I don't know if it was an NDA or anything like that. We're
51:08
definitely going to get him on the show to talk about it. But he, it looks very promising,
51:16
but I don't want to ruffle any feathers yet. So we're going to have to kick that one
51:19
next week. Cool. But yeah, there's a thing there that's happening. Red.
51:24
It's kind of exciting. He's a fun person. Yeah, if he is who I think he is. Yeah,
51:27
the man likes a good time. Yeah. Before we get to the patrons and there's a lot from you guys
51:35
today. I want to plug, we've just announced at Rodentrack the next event for over at
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experiences.rodentrack.com. The next event in 2026. We've just announced and I have now
51:53
blanked on the name of it. They only told me the name today. Scroll down. We got,
51:58
oh, is it not up? It's not supposed to go up. Well, I'm just going to fucking,
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I'm just going to tell you it's going to be the Pacific Northwest. It's going to be June
52:09
10th to 13th. It's going to be a race track, a very cool racetrack, as well as a day at
52:19
Dirtfish. It's going to be Mount Rainier, Olympic Park, all those beautiful roads,
52:26
the Mount Rainier roads. You know I consulted with to develop this route? A one Jason Fenske.
52:34
Oh, right. The expert in the area gave some expert advice for this particular route.
52:40
Haven't scouted it yet, but June in the Pacific Northwest, we've wanted to do this one for a really
52:45
long time. I've been pushing for Pacific Northwest. It's one of my favorite places to drive.
52:50
It's so beautiful. The tracks are really cool up there. Dirtfish is awesome. There's some
52:57
really, really cool hotels we're going to hit. Then, of course, April, 2026 is going to be Arizona,
53:05
Nevada. It's going to be the desert, what is it called? What have we called it? Desert 600?
53:11
What's it called? Desert Run 600. It's going to be Vegas, Valley Fire, Las Vegas Motorsports
53:17
Park, Zion National Park, that beautiful road up and out all the way to Sedona,
53:25
and then ending in Scottsdale. That one's going to be super, super fun. You can sign up at
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experiences.roadandtrack.com. Awesome. I am leading both, so when you sign up,
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you're going to be hanging out with me for a whole week too. You can pay to hang out with me.
53:41
I don't actually see that money. Right. You can pay someone else a third party
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to hang out with me. This is like a romance scam. You watched Coffee Zilla this week.
53:50
He debunked some crazy romance scam, but it was basically a scammer posing as this agency
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that was going to set up fans with meeting their celebrities. They were trying to get fans of
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these soap opera actors to pay into some subscription plan where they would get to
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have a phone call or a chat or whatever with their actors. This poor lady gave a lot of money.
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It's shady, but this isn't that. It's like that, but I'll really be there.
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You'll be there. You're not AI. I'm not AI, and you're giving the money to Hearst.
54:29
You're not giving the money to me. It's more like if you buy a VIP pass to Mercedes F1
54:33
and Brad Pitt's there and he doesn't get the money. You can stand next to him and ask
54:36
him annoying questions. Exactly. It's exactly that. Also, the driving roads are going to be
54:43
really beautiful and the tracks are going to be fun. Desert in April, Pacific Northwest in June,
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and there'll be two more after that in 2026 that we have not announced yet because they're not
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you should. Well, I guess you probably want to talk about how the track,
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you're going to track day tomorrow, streets of willow. Yes. But I guess I usually probably talk
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about it after the drive. Yeah. Once it's over. Yeah. And then I'll tell you my funny BMW
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morning light story later. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Fine. Later. That's later. I was
55:53
going to say I took my first waymo yesterday and asked you a question about it because you
55:56
have more experience. Oh, yeah. So my waymo to dinner last night drove great, aggressive at
56:02
times that surprised me, very meek at other times that also surprised me. But the one question I had
56:08
is a number of times it would be heading north on a really big, empty suburban road. We're heading
56:14
north towards Beverly Hills and it would turn right and then left. And I went, oh, maybe there's
56:20
traffic up ahead. I didn't see. Something was going on. But the next time it did it,
56:25
I started paying attention. And so it's heading up. So it was zigzagging? It was zigzagging
56:29
through Beverly Hills. Through kind of near the Fox lot area. And I just went,
56:36
okay, we're not gaining time. We're not avoiding anything. By the way, my waymo took basically
56:39
the same route. It was a good route. There was very little traffic. But I was just confused
56:43
why it was deviating. Do you know, have any insight? Okay. So you know how ways
56:48
used to do that? Yes. Right. And so neighbors complained. And they bitched and bitched
56:58
to both Google and Waze and to city governments saying that our neighborhood is now the shortcut
57:05
around this traffic every day, thanks to your shit. And they basically redlined, for lack of a better
57:16
word, blacklisted whatever black blackout certain neighborhoods. So like ways won't do that anymore.
57:23
Waze will take you on major arterial roads for all but you know, the worst traffic incidents,
57:30
right? Got it. Okay. Not so much waymo. Not yet. Yeah. Because there's just not enough of them
57:36
for people to complain, right? And they're all driving mad. They're driving, you know, by the
57:40
fucking book. They're not mobbing right angrily. So so waymos will still do the mad avoidance
57:48
through residential shit that Waze won't have you doing anymore. Okay. Yeah. It seemed
57:53
like it was adding steps. But someone else, I posted on Instagram and they said, oh, maybe it's like
57:59
still mapping streets. So I don't do this. Okay. I think it just, I think it has the good maps.
58:06
Got it. I think they want you, they want to find, they want you to find reasons to go, oh, the
58:14
waymo, it knows, it really knows better, better than my GPS, better than an Uber driver. This
58:21
waymo knows the better way to get there. Like, they want you to know that shit. I took, and I,
58:27
you know, we, I took, I took away my dinner also, and I took Sean, my trainer, who had never been in
58:32
one. It was actually pretty funny. My natural instinct when I get in a waymo is to get in the
58:37
back. What seat did you get in? First time I got in, I got in the back seat on the right.
58:42
And strangely, the front passenger seat was shoved way back. Yeah. Which I thought was weird
58:46
because every Uber or Lyft you get into, the front passenger seat is often moved forward. Right.
58:52
Because people get in from the curb. Yeah. This was the opposite. Yeah. So that was strange.
58:56
And then the second on the way home, I sat in the front seat. Yeah. So I could lean it back
59:00
because my back was bothering me after the bench we sat in. I think you should have,
59:03
you should have the controls in the back seat to move the front seat forward. Yeah. Yeah.
59:07
That they need that. You don't have that. But yeah. So funny thing is my instinct was to
59:12
get in the back seat. Sean right away front seat. Interesting. He was, he went right to it,
59:17
no hesitation. Because he wanted to watch how it worked. I guess. That's where he does. That's
59:21
where he went. Yeah. He was, he was like most people shocking like the amount of time it took
59:29
him to get to be totally comfortable without a driver being there was very short. Yeah.
59:34
I watched the radar. I like they have the radar display. I like that. It shows you
59:38
what it sees and it sees a lot. Yeah. And I was particularly impressed by its ability to see
59:42
people at long distance in the dark. Yeah. Well, that's LiDAR hundreds of feet. Yeah.
59:49
People there and the way back I watched a movie. I treat it like a plane. I watched this rock climbing
59:54
movie and I was like, all right. Well, what else am I going to do? I've seen these streets
59:58
before. So yeah. Spotify. Pretty wild stuff. So anyway. But the problem I realized is
00:04
that when I got into the second car on the way home, someone had left their coffee cup there.
00:08
There's no one to clean that out. Well, they go back to the base. Didn't I tell you when I got to
00:13
the restaurant that when I didn't notice it the whole time because I had gotten in back left
00:19
because the driver's seat was pretty far forward. So I got him back left. Sean was front right.
00:25
And and I got out curbside. So I called across because it was a fairly busy road. So I
00:32
crawled across. And as I crawled across, I kicked a beer can on the floor and I was like,
00:38
it feels weird when you're like, oh, you know, someone probably just forgot their coffee cup.
00:42
I think they forgot it because it was in the cup holder. The beer can was discarded. The beer can
00:46
was discarded. Yeah. This was someone's trash can. And that's just that's going to happen. Yeah.
00:53
questions from the people. Murder, death, kill them all said my dad and I each picked up
01:00
a Boxster S 986 for 10 K. Can you think of any car that delivers a better experience on twisty
01:07
roads for less? No, while it's working, that's probably about as good as it gets. Yeah. There's
01:13
an argument for like, I mean, for less, there's an argument for like a Toyota MR2 maybe.
01:21
That's pretty good bargain. Yeah. It's a great bargain as long as it works. Right. The problem is
01:25
with a cheap Boxster, almost anything can total it. It's the most total car needs an oil change.
01:33
Sorry. Sorry, son. That's when I read this. The only benefit of like Miata is you know,
01:38
it's just going to work and repairs will be cheap and easy. Sure. But I mean, I think,
01:43
I think you have come out, come out ahead. Let's just say
01:47
Matatat Matatat says you often talk about how the for GT Silver No Stripe is a more valuable spec.
01:55
Any other examples of other options that have outsized effect on value? Sure.
02:03
Choosing a manual and a Ferrari. Ferrari manuals. Ferrari manuals were cheaper. Yep.
02:08
The Ferrari manuals were cheaper when they were new. That's a great one.
02:15
Outsized effect on value, had you gotten any Lamborghini in the 1990s painted a non-standard
02:25
color? Had you spent whatever it cost, what would have been a lot then, 25 grand to
02:32
paint it just any different color would probably return 200 grand today. Wow.
02:44
But I mean, there's no, there's no better one than manuals with Ferraris. I mean,
02:48
that's just, that's the most obvious one. Has any,
02:54
Well, a lot of times the option is connected to rarity. So that, that's so like, I could,
03:05
you could say the Ferrari Super America that was, that had the different roof mechanism and they
03:09
only made or whatever the Ferrari, the 550 bar Keta, you know, that's a same car, but different,
03:15
you know, roof, roof designs kind of thing. I would say, changing the roof design
03:22
and Aston Martin Zagato shooting break. Anytime there's a shooting break, anytime there's a speed
03:27
stir, you know, if you change the roof shape of a car, which also leads to rarity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
03:33
You're gonna have, you're gonna have a probably an outsized effect down the road. Yeah.
03:40
That's a good question though. Listen and sometimes watch. You've talked a lot about how
03:45
certain cars aren't worth their value in terms of driving experience. What are some cars whose
03:50
driving experience is higher than their value? Oh, that's going to be pretty easy. Okay. I would say
03:59
I would say, okay, hang on.
04:05
Driving experience, I should, I think the C8 Corvette Z06 is a great place to start.
04:10
Great place to start. Absolutely 100%. How about I will say a
04:20
GTS or GTB, which is 94. Most of the way to a 355. In fact, in some ways, it's better than a 355
04:28
for about 50% less money than a 355.
04:37
I know you, I know you don't like them, but I will say Kit Cobras and some other replicas
04:42
because the price of a real one, you can get real fucking close with a kit. I would say that about a
04:49
really good GT40 replica. Sure. Yeah. I personally like the like the GT40 is better than the Cobras,
04:56
mainly because for like ergonomic reasons. Yeah, and they also look awesome. Yeah,
05:01
they look great. You have to sell me on that. Driving experience higher than their value. I
05:06
think a Lancia, they're probably expensive now. How about like a non numbers matching Porsche
05:17
356 that's worth like 60 grand, but if the numbers matched, it would be worth 150 grand,
05:24
like that kind of thing. Non numbers matching, you know, muscle cars.
05:30
996 is for the most part, like they just don't command the same price for pretty much
05:35
very similar performance to the 997. Yeah. Yeah.
05:41
Yeah, that's a pretty good one. How about our, how about a Subaru R STI?
05:46
Yes. Pick one up for like 25 grand, but that's a rowdy fucking experience. Yeah. Yeah.
05:52
Re-education through working on shit boxes. Wow. A rise against reference in the comments
06:01
A plus for the day. I will take all lefty punk music, please. Aside from good professional photos,
06:08
what are some of the best things one can do for a high mileage vehicle to bring as much
06:12
value as possible in a sale? I would say transparency. I mean, if you do the things
06:18
that people would pay for a PPI to do, if you do like compression test results,
06:25
tire, a paint meter readings, tire tread depth readings, I mean, just like a huge amount of
06:34
information that show really good underbody photos that show if the underside of the car is really
06:39
clean. Basically, if you address people's concerns, you know, with a higher mileage car,
06:44
there's maintenance you can do to keep it going for a long time. Compression is a great one
06:47
because someone's going to, a smart buyer would go, okay, they told me that the plugs
06:51
have been changed and the water, you know, thermostat's good and stuff, but how's the compression?
06:55
Am I going to have to deal with that? Or, you know, is there any sort of like oiling problem?
06:59
Also, it's a classic, but if you clean it really well and take good pictures, because,
07:04
again, it's about showing people here's exactly what it looks like in its best light clearly,
07:10
and also here's how good it can look, but you're not trying to get away with something.
07:14
Yeah, yeah. Tim A says, 24 hours later, can we have a temperature check on manual swapping
07:23
for our 599 as an NSX replacement? Have you started shopping?
07:27
The point is to go minus one. I have to go minus one for a while and sit on the money
07:33
and not do anything. We'll check back in like, we can check back in a few months,
07:38
four months. Yeah, but also, it sounds awesome. Wait, go back up.
07:49
I have a rage against the Mach-E. I have a manual conversion 612 Scalietti. It's actually
07:56
kind of awesome, but I want to sell it to downsize the collection, which is at eight.
08:00
612 values are really low, though. Do you see their values ever going up?
08:08
Man, they're not... They look weird.
08:12
They're not the prettiest Ferraris. They look a little strange to me.
08:15
And I think so many Ferraris have risen in value lately along with most other cars.
08:21
And we softened a little bit in the last year, but if they didn't move much,
08:26
then they remain a bargain option for someone who wants a front engine V12.
08:30
But I don't know what would cause them to rise unless we can wait a much longer time.
08:36
So if this person, I don't think they're willing to wait five years.
08:39
I think it's more like 20 years. Right.
08:42
It's until it's like a classic.
08:43
Until it would go, you know what?
08:46
You know, that was actually...
08:48
Yeah, and that also requires all the other ones to be prohibitively expensive.
08:52
Which just happened to the Ferrari 400i. People my age, all of a sudden,
08:57
are deciding that the 400i is actually good.
09:02
I think it's because Nicolas Cage drove it in...
09:06
No. And what's that great movie he was in a couple years ago?
09:11
The unbearable weight of massive talent.
09:15
Oh, I did not see that.
09:19
I mean, I happen to think the Ferrari 400 is a pretty nice looking car in the right color
09:24
at the right ride height.
09:27
Yeah, I don't want one.
09:28
I'd have to see it in person.
09:30
Because from here, the front all I think is like early 90s accord.
09:35
And that's manufacturing at the time.
09:37
But, you know, if people are starting to like big minds of these...
09:41
It has some angles that are much better than others.
09:44
I think the rear three-quarter is pretty kick-ass.
09:47
Proportions, great.
09:49
And that one's at the right nice ride height there too.
09:53
I don't think that that last photo you looked at wasn't helped.
09:56
It was under acceleration and the nose was high.
09:59
It looked a little weird.
10:00
Oh, I wasn't looking at that at all.
10:01
I was just looking at the shape of the front to me.
10:03
This just, it reminds me of too many, I think, economy cars.
10:07
It looked really good in black.
10:09
In black, just Google a picture of a black Ferrari 400i.
10:14
And it is much, much better.
10:16
I love that light blue color in Ferraris.
10:20
But in black, look at that third, look at the...
10:24
Yeah, just pick a good one.
10:26
Yeah, that one looks nice.
10:27
I think black really does serve this shape very nicely.
10:39
That one looks like it might have been crashed.
10:41
I think we found it.
10:42
That sums up there.
10:43
I think we zoomed in on the wrong car.
10:45
I think this one might have been crashed.
10:46
It's not, it's unrestored, Matt.
10:49
But the rear three-quarter, that's the angle I love.
10:53
The rear three-quarter.
10:54
These quad pipes angled up, forget about it.
10:57
And if that thing, if this car was dropped like a half inch,
11:01
the one we had down at the South Bay store for a minute, remember that one?
11:06
It was just a little bit lower than this.
11:11
I drove it once and it was terrible.
11:13
What are people paying for these now?
11:18
A shitter is probably like 60 grand and a really good one might be 140 or 150 restored.
11:27
I would not say this is a $140,000 driving experience.
11:30
At all, I drove it.
11:34
It's not what I would want to drive.
11:36
But I do think it looks cool.
11:38
Just as an example of something, back to the question.
11:41
The 612 could get better.
11:42
For 20 years, those were like shitters.
11:44
And now some people of style and taste,
11:48
like they're becoming ironically cool, right?
11:51
And they have to go through ironic cool to get to actual cool.
11:55
So you got to hang on.
11:56
I think the 612, you know, 456s right now are having a little bit of their day,
12:01
but they're still pretty cheap.
12:02
I think Manish Pandey, director of Senna, he bought one like a year ago and loves it.
12:08
And well, underneath it's a $5.50.
12:11
So you can get this cool experience.
12:12
But I think if you were looking to consolidate, I would just do it now.
12:17
And what do you mean?
12:18
Sorry, the guy with the 612, I would sell it now because I think you have to wait a long time.
12:24
And I think if you market it well and get good photos, and you know,
12:29
I think it would be a fun thing for somebody who wants to get with that kind of car.
12:38
The Stiggs-Lautchen cousin drove the Prelude, the new Prelude,
12:43
and at no markup didn't find it good enough to trade in the GR Corolla.
12:48
This person had put a deposit on it and they were checking back because we talked about it
12:52
And so they think they pulled their deposit.
13:06
Two clutches, one shift.
13:07
Now does the warheads trick, thanks about panic attacks.
13:11
I haven't had any panic attacks since I eliminated most of the caffeine and the sativa weed.
13:18
So it seems like we may have solved that problem.
13:23
Two clutches, one shift says, best friend wants a 2008 G55 in the mid-30s,
13:32
trying to warn him about what he might be getting into.
13:36
I mean, these cars are so expensive to maintain.
13:43
Our friend, Sarah, was like,
13:48
She bought one that looked so cool.
13:51
We featured it in the video.
13:53
And man, was she on fucking pins and needles every second driving this thing.
13:58
Because the most expensive things would go wrong.
14:01
And hers wasn't a fancy one.
14:03
It looked rad, it was tan, but it was a little scruffy in places.
14:06
But that doesn't mean it will be cheap to repair.
14:09
There's so many parts on G-Wagons that are only on G-Wagons.
14:13
And do they cost a fucking fortune to run?
14:19
There's a reason these things are pretty cheap.
14:24
Our friend, Armand, got one.
14:25
And so far, I think it's been good.
14:27
But it gets terrible.
14:28
It's their city car.
14:30
It's like terrible gas mileage fuel efficiency.
14:32
But yeah, like anything, if the car used to cost 120 to buy,
14:38
it'll cost proportionally correct to repair.
14:42
And this more so than most.
14:44
You know, a cheap G-Wagon is not a reliable thing.
14:52
Crouching Sunbeam Tiger hidden wagon.
14:54
There's like two happening at once there.
14:58
Are you familiar with Mischief from the early 2000s?
15:02
I'm very familiar with Mischief.
15:07
I met that guy a few times back in the day.
15:09
Yeah, he was around.
15:10
He was like, he was like, he was around New York.
15:15
Didn't one of the guys turn into like a tuner out here also?
15:19
Sorry, I cut you off.
15:20
I just don't, I don't remember.
15:22
I don't know what happened to them.
15:25
But Ferretti was friends with one of them
15:27
because they were selling DVDs.
15:29
Ferretti was selling DVDs.
15:30
They were like in the fucking dirtbag DVD club.
15:34
Ferretti wore better clothes, but he was,
15:36
when he was younger, he was a proper dirtbag.
15:40
Yeah, if anyone knows Dustin.
15:43
I mean, that video got me stoked about E36s, modifying stuff,
15:49
S4 wagons, and the wheel came off, I think it was the S4,
15:52
and the wheel comes off and rolls at like 120 miles an hour,
15:55
and being a general dirtbag.
15:57
And it was a little bit of like a car skate video,
16:00
actually before Jim Connick, because it was like,
16:02
here's these people with a quote, cheap car,
16:04
and they're on this rally with people that are in
16:07
more expensive cars.
16:08
And they're doing burnouts and running with them and stuff,
16:12
I think Alex Roy might have known Dustin, too.
16:14
Oh, I'm sure, yeah.
16:17
Yeah, I would be a fun podcast guest, actually.
16:21
Josh J says thoughts on the Pontiac GTOs,
16:24
the early 2000s ones.
16:27
On paper, a rear-wheel drive six-speed NAV8
16:30
should be sought after these days,
16:31
but it never comes up.
16:33
Was it dynamically unimpressive?
16:35
No, actually, they were pretty nice cars.
16:37
I thought it was silly they were called GTOs,
16:39
because if Pontiac had done what Ford and Chevy did,
16:47
if they had done a GTO that looked like a muscle,
16:51
I think it would have been enormously successful.
16:54
I think they could have called that the fucking Pontiac Commodore.
16:59
Like, it's a hold-in, which is fine.
17:02
Like, they could have leaned into that,
17:05
but calling it a GTO was pretty lame.
17:08
The styling was pretty soft.
17:11
The interior was nice.
17:13
It was a better built muscle car than their own shit for most of that time.
17:20
When Pontiac was doing the F-body and GM was finishing out the Camaro SS,
17:26
and these guys and Pontiac had the GTO,
17:29
it was a much better made car.
17:31
Their timing, so yeah, GTO came out, the new one came out in 06.
17:37
Fifth-gen Mustang was 05.
17:40
But the Camaro didn't come out until 2010.
17:44
No, no, but I was wondering, did Ford make the bet on retro design first,
17:49
and win, and then Pontiac realized, oh, we fucked up?
17:52
Well, no, first we had the PT Cruiser and the Prowler.
17:56
So that goes, the Prowler was 90, the concept car was 95,
18:00
the production car was 97.
18:02
You then had PT Cruiser, you then had HHR,
18:07
and then you had the Chevy, the SS, the pickup truck thing.
18:10
Retro was full fucking going.
18:12
So they were all ahead.
18:14
Ford was, the Mustang was like what kind of, it was a response really to that.
18:20
You know what's funny then?
18:21
I think that GM went too far, in my opinion, with HHR.
18:26
It was a little bit like cartoonish, bubbly, 1930s, 40 suburban wagon,
18:32
and it was like, some people liked it, but it didn't catch fire the way the Mustang did.
18:37
I mean it was literally just copying, how close can we copy the PT Cruiser?
18:41
Sure, which I also think was like-
18:41
Because so many people bought those fucking things dude.
18:44
We make fun of them.
18:46
So many people bought those things.
18:49
I don't know, maybe Ford just got it.
18:50
They just threaded the needle perfectly.
18:52
It was, I mean they caught a bit of a Volkswagen Beetle boomer nostalgia,
18:58
that's basically what that was.
19:00
And the PT Cruiser was an economy car that was a little more upright,
19:05
like halfway to being like a crossover, you know what I mean?
19:08
They sold over a million of those things.
19:10
Yeah, they sold so many goddamn PT Cruisers.
19:12
I ex-girlfriend had a crazy number of PT Cruisers.
19:16
Oh man, yeah, they messed up.
19:18
The GTO could have been the thing.
19:20
I've never driven one.
19:21
Do they drive well?
19:22
I've seen them at race tracks.
19:23
Do you ever drive a Neon?
19:26
They drive exactly like a Neon.
19:30
But with the rural drive and the big V8 on-
19:33
Sorry, I meant GTO.
19:36
No, the PT Cruiser I drove in it.
19:37
I was still on the PT Cruiser.
19:38
I know what GTO drives like a Neon.
19:40
No, you driven a Chevy SS or a G8, GX Pontiac G8?
19:47
They drive like that,
19:48
like an earlier, a little bit rar version of that,
19:52
but they're very pleasant to drive.
19:57
They make really good road trip cars.
19:59
You know who fucked?
20:00
Remember, ACP has his stunt car as one.
20:05
Oh, that makes sense.
20:07
They make a good stunt car, good drift car,
20:10
and a good road trip car.
20:12
Yeah, they are nice.
20:13
I think they're America's SC430.
20:17
Yeah, I don't mind them how that car looks as an Australian Holden.
20:25
Like, I don't legitimately don't mind it,
20:26
but something about it as a GTO is just so lame to me.
20:30
Isn't that a bummer?
20:32
It's just not a GTO.
20:33
I love GTOs, but yeah.
20:35
I don't think Pontiac had any money.
20:37
That's why they did that.
20:39
They didn't have the money for a Firebird replacement.
20:41
Obviously, they were like on their way out anyway,
20:44
and it was a whole like what's laying around kind of thing.
20:46
They had a budget to print three letters on plastic,
20:50
and Ford was like, we redesigned an entire car.
20:52
Yeah, and they've changed the bumpers on the Holden Commodore
20:55
and made it the G8.
20:57
I forget what the two-door one was called.
20:58
It wasn't the Commodore, but it was basically
21:00
the two-door version of the same car.
21:03
Fuck, what was it called?
21:05
Someone's going to get real mad that I don't know that,
21:08
Kurt Bergstedt says, oh, can we have,
21:11
I mean, okay, that's just a request for a guest.
21:14
Nobody cares about my G70.
21:17
Do either of you still enjoy wrenching on your own cars,
21:19
or do you simply not have the time?
21:22
Yes, to both of those questions.
21:24
Do you enjoy wrenching on your car?
21:26
I enjoy it because it's the singular focus thing.
21:30
If I have the time and I can just go in there
21:32
and no email, no text, stuff like that,
21:34
and it just gives my hands and brain something to do,
21:36
I think it's like you playing guitar,
21:39
although playing guitar can't really go wrong
21:41
the way wrenching can.
21:44
I do not enjoy wrenching on my own car.
21:46
I have to crawl into uncomfortable positions
21:51
and I don't trust myself to do it right,
21:53
and I want to drive my car fast on the side of a mountain.
21:56
So let me pay someone who knows what they're doing
21:59
to make sure that my car doesn't cause me to die.
22:03
Having said that, I'm not handy.
22:07
I can fix shit around my house a little bit.
22:10
I just rebuilt my pool robot.
22:13
It was so like, I'm not super not handy
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or not willing to do shit,
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but I need my car to work at a limit,
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and I don't trust myself.
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You don't want to wrench on your Taycan?
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I mean, I'll change wheels and I'll do stuff.
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I'll do basic little shit like that,
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but I don't, I have other things to do
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and I don't really care that much.
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West Side Garage 419, there we go.
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Why does it seem like nobody likes black wheels except me?
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I think black wheels make your wheels
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generally look smaller than they are.
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Until we can change the color of tires really well.
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I just think it turns, unless it's a very clear picture
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with the right light,
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it makes your wheel well look like a black hole
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and there's nothing in it.
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And especially if your car is black,
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like I just think it doesn't look good
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unless it's a perfect picture.
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Also, black is not a, black is a state of mind.
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There's not one black.
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Are we talking about the black that you would get
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on the factory wheels of a Honda Civic
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that are like fairly crappy aluminum wheels,
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just painted, you know, painted.
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Are they HREs with like a beautiful finish
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that catches the light right?
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You know, there's different ways to do black
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and like how does the black of the wheel
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interact with the black of the car?
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Is it, so I don't think all black wheels are bad.
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I think black doesn't look good on certain colors.
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I would never put black wheels on a blue car, for instance.
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I don't think that looks good at all.
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But there's instances where it can look good.
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I just do think it makes the wheels look smaller.
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Christian says, a long time ago,
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you partnered with a dealership to review a 458 Speciale.
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Would you partner with another dealer
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to review special cars like the LFA?
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Only if the driving opportunity was like appropriate.
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Like in the case of that video you're referring to,
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that wasn't like a real drive.
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I like puttered around the fucking blog.
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It was kind of bullshit, actually.
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No, I'm not saying it wasn't nice of them to offer.
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And I did it, but that's not what I would do.
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If it was like we're going to meet you at a track
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or something with this car, then I would say yes.
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But outside of that, no.
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Dealers are not who you want to work with when you're…
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Because they need to sell that car.
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They don't need to sell cars.
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They need to sell that car.
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And you then can't treat it like you need to treat it.
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What do you think about the Rolex Datejust 2?
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Meaning appreciate.
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It will not appreciate.
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No Datejust will appreciate unless it's like some great…
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No Datejust will appreciate.
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That's not an appreciating asset.
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A Datejust is a lovely thing for time telling.
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I know, but I've never heard you say that about a Rolex.
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It's a very nice watch.
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It is a very nice watch.
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But like it's not an appreciating asset.
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It's a treat yourself kind of watch.
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So are there other watches to consider?
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That's a passion purchase.
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So I mean every other company makes a version of the Rolex Datejust.
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We talked about this like two shows ago.
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You have the Omega Aqua Terra.
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You have pretty much every Grand Seiko makes 12 watches
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that are interchangeable with the Datejust.
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But this is passion, right?
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So I have a Datejust that I really like,
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but I don't expect to ever see the money again that I paid for it.
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I would definitely rather have a Grand Seiko.
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I think they look nicer.
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Well, they're certainly more interesting.
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I'd probably rather I also have the Oyster Perpetual 41
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with the colorful dial and I'd rather have that too.
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The Stig's Non-Driving Cousin, a 169,000 mile 991 Carrera S Coupe,
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just sold on cars and bids for just under 40 grand,
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all driven by the original owner, which begs the question,
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why are so many 9-11 owners afraid to put miles on their cars?
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Well, I think first that makes an assumption that isn't necessarily true.
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It's not been my experience that most 9-11 owners are afraid to put miles on their cars.
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In fact, I find that California has a high concentration of 9-11's
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and people tend to actually drive them a lot.
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The clubs we see the most in the canyons are Porsche clubs.
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So I think while, yes, you will find low mile, a lot of people who have Porsches
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have cars that are better for daily driving.
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A lot of people who have a 9-11, to 270,000 miles on a Porsche,
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you probably don't have kids.
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You probably have a lifestyle that suits driving that car and good for you.
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But a lot of people who keep their cars with me,
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they have a daily because they have kids or dogs or a life outside of driving their car
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and they couldn't make that work.
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I'm sure there's people.
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By the way, if you're a capitalist ahead of a car guy, which is fine,
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if that's what you want to be, there's a lot of, potentially,
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if you buy the right car, there's a lot of profit in not driving it.
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If you get an allocation for a GT3 at Sticker and you don't drive it,
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you're going to make a lot of money.
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That might be important to you.
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But if that guy was like, I'm going to buy a 9-11 and fucking drive it into the ground and
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okay, that's not a terrible investment either.
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That car was probably, I don't know, $100,000 in 2013, $105,000 maybe,
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and if he'd spent, drove it 170,000 miles and lost $60,000, $70,000 in that many miles,
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like that's fucking great value.
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It's a good time, but it takes real work to drive a sports car that much.
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I've had my car nine years.
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I've driven 60,000 miles in nine years.
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Granted, press cars and stuff, but that's my only car.
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And it still has taken me that long to do that.
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So imagine if you're, to your point, if you're a family person and you have a daily
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and you drive it on the weekends or once a week to the office or whatever,
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you've just reduced your annual mileage by 80%.
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I think there's also people that would rather not commute in their 9-11 for one reason or
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I am not afraid of putting miles on my spider by any means.
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I have no intention of ever selling that car and I don't give a fuck what the odometer
29:26
Makes no difference to me, but that doesn't mean I wanted to drive it to dinner last night,
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fucking zigzagging across.
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That's not fun for me.
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So I leave it at home.
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So you may, that person, if they live, if I lived in the woods in Connecticut,
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like where my parents lived, hell yeah.
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Give me an all-wheel drive 9-11 and that's, and two sets of wheels and that's my car.
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No problem, but not here.
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Different strokes for different folks.
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She likes it in the ADAS.
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It's potentially the best username I've ever read.
30:04
With the talk about what options have added value for collector cars,
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can you think about any options that have directly hurt the value of cars?
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Three letters, SMG.
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SMG, any convertibles?
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Convertibles are more expensive on the front end and cheaper in the second-hand
30:24
That's a good point.
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I mean, to use my own answer from before in reverse, like paddle shift to transmission
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versus manual transmission.
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But I don't want the cheaper side of things.
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With collector cars, I think when you get the base of something,
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like, and I mean, like, if you get a C8 Corvette without the Z51 package,
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then the enthusiasts are not drawn to it as much because it can't even handle,
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like, basic track work and all the things the car in the platform can handle.
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Now you don't have any of that cool stuff.
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It's like, certainly transmissions because those paddle shifter ones are more expensive.
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Options that hurt the value.
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The biggest ones, it's got to be convertible tops, single, you know, semi-automated
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I mean, certainly colors.
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I mean, you could spec a car that was hideous.
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And certain companies will let you.
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I would add complicated suspension before the tech was really ready.
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Like, you know, air suspension or height adjustable stuff when it's just known for
31:38
braking being incredibly expensive to fix or like twin-turbo V12 Mercedes versus
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four-liter V8 or something like that.
31:51
Johnny Evie Gierberman says if a Nd1 C5 Corvette and a 986 Boxster S are the same price,
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what are you picking?
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What do you want to FMK it?
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You marry the Miata, you fuck the Porsche, you kill the Corvette.
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I would marry the Miata and I would fuck the Corvette and I would kill the Boxster.
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Boxster would just die on its own.
32:18
Shabby says, have I thought of trading the Kuntosh into a Diablo or Mercy?
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Why would I do that?
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Poster car, you don't upgrade your post.
32:30
The poster car exists in stasis.
32:35
There's no like, oh, let me upgrade this to whatever the newer version is.
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That was the dream.
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The dream is there.
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The dream is to drive that car.
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Not fucking rollover minutes.
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But they don't really do it for me.
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And I think the Kuntosh looks better.
32:58
This is the funniest question ever.
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John Hennessey, you next Tuesday, would you ever do a show stoned?
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I would absolutely not, never would I prepare for a podcast by smoking the wheat.
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That's the Quaker in you.
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Why would I do that?
33:18
Sob's story says best, wait, what, okay, what is the best unused car model name that a manufacturer
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should consider bringing back?
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I'm sure probe is not the answer, but always thought Beretta was cool.
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We had a bunch that we thought would work when Ford was bringing back like electric car,
33:42
when we were doing electric stuff like Galaxy.
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Like their spacey names.
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That was, you, I remember you said that and that would have been a great name.
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Yeah, Galaxy would have been a good one.
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I like any of the snake names because I'm a second grader.
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Any car that's ever been named after a snake.
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I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure.
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I never said I was the mature one in this building.
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Yeah, I would like to see some good names.
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The Bonneville, but only, it would only work if it was on a car that went 300 miles per hour.
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It would have to be some speed setting, record setting thing.
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Well, that was the, that's from the king of the bits that we would always do back in the day,
34:28
which was the least appropriately named vehicle.
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Like where would you never see this?
34:33
And the Bonneville was right up there along with the Chrysler, New Yorker,
34:38
the Chevy Monte Carlo.
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That's the Monte Carlo.
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LL Cartier says, my dad's had some cool cars and it's fun.
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Thinking about which one I'd like to have in the future to relive the childhood memories.
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What memory should I relive?
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A 2010 Viper ACR, 2008 V8 Vantage, an R8 V10 Spyder, C6 ZR1, Nissan GTR, AMG GTR,
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Your dad's pretty cool, man.
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I would like to own of those probably the R8 V10 Spyder.
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Or that the V8 Vantage, if it was a 4.7, I forget what year they changed over.
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I think if it was a stick 4.7, then maybe that Vantage Black Camel, that sounds nice.
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I'd probably want the R8 Spyder.
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Um, Uli Kunkel's Autobahn.
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Have you ever done a driving tour of the Natchez Trace Parkway?
35:46
It looks beautiful, but stretches of it are limited to 50 or 60 miles an hour.
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That is not a problem.
35:52
I was going to say most roads are limited to some sort of miles per hour.
35:56
Let's take a look at it.
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It's Mississippi to Tennessee.
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Can we get a map of it?
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Let's see how this looks.
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That street certainly isn't it.
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I mean, I'm saying it's not it in terms of like,
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I mean, here's the thing.
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Where like, who's going to pay good money to go like stay in like rural ass Mississippi,
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But like, where are what fucking, what racetracks are we going to find?
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Like, like, look, all right.
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I'm sure sections of this are like a very beautiful road.
36:39
Like it looks like certain parts have some things resembling curves.
36:45
Looks, this is a road through dense woods.
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Thermal quality is good, but it seems like by the shape, it's pretty.
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It's just this side off the off of straight.
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Yeah, like it's really big sweepers.
36:59
Those types of corners are not like tight and technical enough.
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It's going to feel like you're commuting on a back highway.
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At car speed, like the little side roads around the like,
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look at some of the side roads look way better.
37:16
I like where your head is at.
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I appreciate the suggestion, but that doesn't seem like it.
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And I don't know who the fuck is going to pay.
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10 to 15 G's the vacation in Mississippi.
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I just don't know who that is.
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And where's the racetrack?
37:33
Quick correction, the GTO came out in 04, not 06.
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Yeah, but in 06, it became a six-liter.
37:40
Yes, it did get better.
37:46
I'm going to Texas.
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I'm going to Texas and I'm going racing and I hope it's all good.
37:52
It should be, it should at least be fun.
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I mean, I only need to be faster than one person, Johnny.
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As long as I'm faster, as long as I'm faster than him.
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I think that's the person you will be faster than and the only person probably.
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If I can get, I mean, if I can get anywhere close to the, to the fast guys, that would be.
38:08
Because this car is about, like, if it was a 600 horsepower car, there's no way I'm
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getting close to the fast guys.
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This car, it could be the kind of car where I could get pretty close.
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Especially, you know, after 20, 30 laps, good session.
38:23
Because you're used to these speeds where it's like, once the power gets,
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gets real up there.
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Tommy's got that experience of closing speeds with crazy K&M stuff.
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That's a special skill.
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No, thank you, sir.
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But it's, it's, it's fun.
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This will be the fastest car I've ever wheel to wheel raced.
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So that'll be, that'll be a lot of fun.
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Thank you to our patrons for such good questions on this one.
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Thank you to everybody else for joining in and tuning in.
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And we certainly appreciate your support.
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And I'll see you guys next week when I'm back from Texas.