S11E12: Motorcycle Questions: Answered!

Welcome to the season finale of Highside, Lowside.

Zach and I have come together to wrap up Season 11 with you as our guest.

That's right.

This is going to be the comments episode and we're going to dive into all of the queries

you have thrown our way over the past season as well as a Fiat 500 with a Suzuki Jixxer

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Highside, Lowside, Season 11, Episode 12, Spurjo.

I would pat myself on the back for making it through a whole season, but I didn't really

help you out that much this season.

You made it through half a season, you came on, you shared your personal story of trials

and tribulations, coming back from a motorcycle crash and you helped me finish out the season

strong. It's not how you start the race, Zach. It's how you finish it.

Hey, that's a good friend for you, everybody.

All right, we're going to kick off this finale episode of all of your viewer, listener comments,

which we're excited to get into, with a Craigslist find sent to us by Eric, E-R-I-K via email.

Eric says, I'm not quite sure this counts as a motorcycle, but thought it would be an honorable

mention given the recent Suzuki GSXR icons episode, which was Episode 5 of this Season 11.

And the link to Craigslist is quite a fine Spurge. Can you talk to the ladies and gentlemen

through what we're seeing here?

All right, so if we get this ad up on the screen, there is a somewhere out there available for

purchase, a 2006 Fiat 500 EV with a bad battery. So they pulled the electric drivetrain and replaced

it with quote, unquote, thousands of dollars in fabrication costs to install a 200 horsepower

GSXR 1000 engine.

That's right. This is 2006 Suzuki GSXR 1000 engine. So that's essentially the K5

GSXR, famous K5 jigsaw, the best jigsaw of all time in many people's eyes.

And someone put this engine into a Fiat 500 automobile and it's, I mean, we're not going

to read the whole ad because it's very, very long and spoiler alert, the project's not quite

finished yet. There's two cars and one of them has the engine in it and you could take the

suspension from one and put it in the other one, but they ran out of time or something like that.

But it does appear, based on the pictures and the description, it appears that the

engine is in there and the car drives and it has a GSXR 1000 engine in a Fiat 500.

And yeah, the line I really like spurred. Let me see if I can find it here. I just lost it.

Oh yeah, it uses the motorcycle engine, sorry, it uses the GSXR 1000 gearbox and clutch. So I

think it has a hand clutch as far as I can tell and then a sequential gearbox like a motorcycle.

And the one line in the ad says, it has semi-tall gearing, so it doesn't take off from a stop

overly quick, but once going, it rips with a 13,000 RPM red line, which I think is a nice way of saying

yeah, it's kind of dog slow when you first get on it because the GSXR doesn't make a lot of power at

3500 RPM, but it must be a real wild ride when you get up to five digit RPM and you have that

sort of like super bike howl. I bet it's pretty wild. I mean, I feel like a Fiat 500 from the

factory is not a super aggressive car off the starting line. You said you were going to look

that up. Did you look up with it? Yeah, I couldn't find stats on the EV version, but typically

what I did find was Fiat's, the Fiat 500 has anywhere from a 0.9 liter all the way up to a

whopping 1.4 liter turbojet I4 and makes somewhere around 75 upwards of 110, 120 horsepower.

So it sounds like this Suzuki GSXR 1000 engine is quite the upgrade. And the one note that I

wanted to throw out was in addition to Zach's comment about the fact that like,

you know, this has got a hand shifter, still a front wheel drive, but it now has a chain drive.

So they have a chain drive to like the axle presumably of the car. And if you want to,

if you want to utilize reverse, the car will move backwards easily on flat ground.

Because they use the starter motor, I think, right? It uses the starter motor of a BMW

K series motorcycle. And you just don't want to park it on a hill because it will not necessarily

go backwards up a hill without a friend pushing. So it does have some limitations, but quite a

machine. And if you're worried about fuel mileage, don't worry, it has a 15 gallon fuel tank. So

even if you're only getting, you're only getting like 13 miles per gallon because you're spinning

this Jixxer 1000 engine up at 10,000 RPM to keep the thing going down the road.

You can still, you'll still make it a little while before you need gas. I just think it's a

delicious and hilarious project. It definitely deserves a call out. And thank you, Eric, for

sending it in. A Fiat 500 with a 13,000 mile or 13,000 RPM red line is the final note there.

If anyone listening decides to buy this, we'll give you a t-shirt. So if you

if you want to make the bad decision to invest in this Fiat 500, Zach and I will

patch you on the back with a free t-shirt, just let us know.

$5,500, by the way, for the, for the Fiat Jixxer.

I feel if you offer five, they might, they might accept your offer.

Good stuff. That really, really great find. Thank you again, Eric, for sending that in.

We had a great time mulling it over and we hope that we did it justice describing it.

And if you're watching on YouTube by any chance, you would have seen some of the ads that we put

on the screen. Either way, great craigslist find. Thank you, Eric, and send us your preferred t-shirt

size and mailing address because we think this deserves a t-shirt. Gosh darn it.

And you didn't even have to buy it to get one. So that's the, that's the real gem for you, Eric.

I do want to say before we jump right in, for those of you that are avid high-side,

low-side listeners, you probably have noticed that we changed things up a little bit here in

season 11. Typically, we have the comments episode as our 11th episode. And then we go into a finale

episode with a guest. We wanted to, you know, acknowledge that we do take feedback from our

listeners seriously. And we're always trying to, you know, slowly tweak and improve the podcast.

And one of the things that we noted was that there were a lot of good comments that always kind

of came in on the finale episode. And we're like, oh, that would have been fun to include in the

comments episode. So in an effort to kind of like flip the script a little bit and see if this works

a little bit better, season 11 episode 11 was obviously a little bit more of a finale type

episode as we would historically do it. And now what we're doing is we're getting all the comments

from the first 11 episodes of the season and bringing you this new finale episode.

New, I would say new and improved, but we don't actually know yet. We haven't done it.

So let us know. I will, one thing I'll add, if you're an avid enough high-side,

low-side listener that you noticed that the comment episode was episode 12 instead of episode 11,

I'm impressed. I would offer you a t-shirt, but I'm not sure I have the authority to do that.

Anyway, let's jump right in, shall we, Spurge? The comment episode is always one of my favorite

ones because I think people ask questions that are both silly and thoughtful and educational,

useful, and we have a lot of fun digesting it. So I'm excited to dive right in.

Why don't you take it away, Spurge? Oh, comment number one.

Comment number one comes from Mike. Mike sent an email saying,

why do we not have a U.S. manufacturer making a range of motorcycles like we see coming out of

the Japanese companies? Obviously, other examples from around the world too.

These manufacturers have comprehensive lineups of sport bikes, adventure bikes,

naked, dirt bikes, cruisers, the whole gamut. CFMoto demonstrates that there is slash was

space for newish players to join the fray, at least new in the variety of models that they're

creating. What gives? So the too long didn't read here, Zach, is why do we not have Harley Davidson

or Indian motorcycles creating more variance of bikes? If I'm reading this correctly,

that's not right. Yeah. I mean, I think that that's what the question is rooted, right? Just

sort of like Harley and Indian have leaned into the sort of, I don't know, define this American

V-Twin style of big luxury. I mean, not all luxury, but big V-Twins that are either cruisers or touring

bikes or something like that. To be fair to Harley Davidson, they made XR 1200 and whatever

that was 20 years ago, gave that a try. I mean, whatever. Also, to be fair to Harley Davidson,

the Pan America, you know, branched into adventure bikes. So I just want to give some credit where

credits do. And to be fair to Indian, they had that whole FTR 1200 experiment. But Mike's question

is still valid, which is sort of like, how come? Like, why aren't there, why isn't Harley Davidson

making a 450cc liquid cooled motocross bike that's just like every other motocross bike? Like Triumph

and Ducati have recently showed that you can just like not have any history motocross and just

build a motocross bike and go motocross racing if you want to. And I think it comes down to

to brand image and culture kind of, right? Like, I feels like big European companies

like KTM, like Ducati, like BMW, they don't mind blowing up their image a little bit to branch

into a new place, a new avenue of the industry, right? Like we saw with BMW due at the S1000

in 2009, 2010, whatever that was. You know, there were a lot of people, BMW fans that were like an

inline four BMW. I never thought I'd see the day. But that's turned into a staple of their lineup

and a really fantastic bike and blah, blah. I just don't like, that's what it seems to me. Like,

is it, can you ever, like would Harley Davidson ever just build a 450 motocrosser?

I think, I think that's part of, I think the answer is probably a little bit more simple

here and it's that people don't buy them and they don't, they don't end up.

People don't buy their bikes? No, no, I'm saying people, like every time we've seen,

anytime, anytime manufacturer try this, like, and so we had this conversation recently during a

Common Tread meeting because for those of you that were paying attention at Daytona this year,

Harley Davidson unveiled an XLCR replica, which was basically, they took their...

Yeah, let's put that on screen, shall we? That's a really cool looking bike.

Yeah, they took the new, is it the Evolution Max? Is that the Pan-American engine?

Revolution Max. Revolution Max, okay.

So the Revolution Max, which is their big 1200, 1250, you know...

It's Pan-American engine, basically.

Yeah. And they put it in a cafe racer. They built this sport bike around it and all the comments

were like, oh, I'd buy that, I'd buy that, I'd buy that. And Lance and I were talking about Lance,

it's like, how much would you actually pay for it? And I was like, I don't know. He's like,

no, no, no. You want to build it? How much would you pay for that? I was like,

and I'm thinking personally, I don't know, like, I could, if I was looking for a sport bike,

if I was in the market, like $15,000, and the problem is Harley Davidson can't build that

bike for $15,000. Or they won't.

Or they won't. And so that becomes a $20,000 motorcycle and are you going to spend

$20,000 on a sport bike that makes 150 horsepower and isn't really competitive?

It's more of a fun ride around in the street type piece.

Well, that's arguably the whole other podcast is like, how much horsepower do you need?

And I think that there's a pocket of sport bikes in the market now that's proving that you don't need

maximum horsepower to have maximum quality and maximum fun and that kind of thing.

But another thing I would like to point out, Spurge, you said,

historically, these motorcycles are not purchased, right? You said,

you know, Harley builds an XR 1200, nobody buys it. They build a Pan America, not enough people buy

it. And in some ways it's important, we've said this before on the podcast, but it's

important to reiterate that Harley Davidson is a victim of its own success in many ways because

historically, Harley Davidson sells so many street glides and road glides and, you know,

touring models and cruisers that it's just hard for, it's hard to pencil out what we're going to

sell 3,000 of these bikes or 5,000 of those bikes, whereas Ducati builds a bike and if they sell

5,000 of them, it's like, great, cool. That's what we do. We build bikes that we sell 5,000 of,

you know what I mean? But when you're, if you're selling, you know, whatever, 15 years ago,

Harley Davidson selling 50,000 street glides in a year or something or whatever, I'm making

up the numbers, but like, then you, you can't, that's like such bread and butter, you can't,

you can't, you can't depart from that. It's too difficult. I think that the, but you know,

the landscape's always shifting and, and Harley's like, there's been a lot of stories lately about

Harley Davidson losing market share and dealers closing and Indians under, you know, different

ownership now and things, things are getting shaken up in the, in the American motorcycle

industry. And I guess I like to think, I mean, I don't know, how cool would it be if you went

to Supercross and there was a Harley Davidson, like would it be a, would it be a quote unquote

real Harley Davidson if it was a 450 motocross bike? No, it wouldn't be a real Harley Davidson,

but like you could, it would have the barge shield on the side. No, I think, and this is where

like, where this is, this is probably a whole other podcast here, but like if Harley Davidson is

actually manufacturing the motorcycle itself and putting it into competition, yeah, it's a real

Harley Davidson. If they're importing tiny Italian dirt bikes like they did in the 60s and 70s with

the, you know, Air Maki badge on them and throwing a Harley Davidson badge on top of it and saying,

oh, we've got dirt bikes now. Like, yeah, like that's, that's problematic. Okay. And, and then

also like just to kind of round this out, because I know I went into the new prototype that everybody's

excited about, but like Harley Davidson introduced the XL CR and 77. It didn't sell Harley Davidson

invested in Buell and brought Buell to market and eventually that, that didn't work out. Buell was

making sport bikes and adventure bikes for, for the American market. Yeah. You have, you had Modus

brought in a V4 sport touring bike that was manufactured and sold in the US, couldn't afford,

people couldn't afford a $30,000 Modus. You have the FTR 13 FTR. No. Yeah. The FTR 1200.

Yeah. 1200 that you were talking about. Indian made it and then they changed the wheel size to

make it even sportier and get away from the weird, you know, flat track thing. Yeah. No, it didn't

sell. People were all upset that, you know, they were getting rid of it, but nobody actually bought

it. So like that's, you know what, you know what, Spurge, you make a good point. And I, the answer

was right in front of us the whole time. Mike sent us this email. You're the problem, Mike.

You're not buying the bikes. Mike. Mike, if you would just buy the bikes, then they would make

that. Mike, do you own a Pan America? Mike, do you own a Pan America? If you don't, then you're

the problem. Yeah. No, I think, um, I obviously we could spin this out into a whole hour long

conversation. And if we were on a road trip, Spurge and I, we would, um, but we're going to move

along in this conversation for the sake of you, the viewer listener. The point is, Mike,

I'm just kidding. You're not actually the problem. Um, and, uh, this is a good question.

I, you know, I think there's room for it. I guess that's what I'll say. I think I can imagine a day

when, when we see, um, uh, the Harley or Indian, uh, change their tune a little bit, um, literally

and figuratively, but well, we tell that day comes, uh, we have another question from James.

So Mike, thank you for the question. Zach, would you like to read comment number two?

This comes in from James via email. James says, I currently ride a 2009 Honda CBF 600,

which I do not enjoy. It's slow, ugly and heavy with no bottom end, bought out of desperation.

As a rider in the less than ideal British climate, is it worth the extra to get a bike with a big

screen or front fairing? I commute about 30, 40 minutes to the office per week along, uh,

the motorway, highway, freeway, whatever 75, 70 miles an hour on straight roads.

Does the screen and fairing make enough of a difference when riding in the rain to justify

the extra cost? Or is it just a case of buying good waterproof gear? Pretty basic question here.

We, um, we just loved this so much because it is so unbelievably rare to get an email from someone

that says, I ride this bike and I don't like it. Um, I bought the wrong bike. Exactly. Yeah.

You know, people always have, um, yeah, it's just rare, I think, to hear about a buyer's remorse

or like a truly, uh, critical owner of their own machine. You know, normally people are like,

well, I bought this bike and yeah, it's not perfect, but oh man, when you get on the,

it's so great for these reasons, you know, people want to justify their purchase. James

has no problem absolutely panning his own motorcycle, which I think is hilarious.

I want to say that I feel like there's two questions here. Um, and I just want to acknowledge

that like, it sounds like James is unhappy with his motorcycle because it's slow,

ugly and heavy with no bottom end. Um, there's probably a lot of better bikes out there for

you. James that are, you know, more focused on low and mid-end, mid-range power. James,

James likes big bottom ends and he cannot lie. Yeah. I mean, who doesn't? Sure. Um, and so in that

sense, like there's probably even like an FC, uh, oh seven would probably be a better bike for you

just in its, its, you know, torque curve, even though it doesn't have the top end wallop that a,

you know, uh, uh, inline four would have. Right. Well, yeah. I mean, James, I'm guessing, well,

I don't, I don't want to be too much of it. Can we, can we, I'm sorry, can you explain to the

audience that maybe doesn't understand that a CBF 600 is not the same as a CBR 600? Is that worth

explaining? I actually don't quite remember what a CBF 600 is, but yeah, it's not, it's not a CBR

600. If you're imagining a CBR 600 sport bike, it is not that. It is, um, it is a much more

street oriented motorcycle, but it does have, um, the 600 CC inline four that's broadly, uh,

I think it's from the, I think it's, I think his is the older one that has the old Hornet engine

in it. It's like the old 509 style, like 75 horsepower. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, that's a fair

thing to point out. This is the naked bike he's talking about not, um, it's, it's not a CBR 600

is the point. That's a good thing to call out just to be clear. Um, so yeah, maybe, uh, yeah,

maybe a twin cylinder bike or a MTO nine or something like that would be a better, but

the question that James put to us really is sort of like, is it worth it to have wind,

to weather protection on the bike? Does it even help? Spurge, what's your answer there?

I think you're better off investing in like a car rain suit than like, uh, than a windshield.

Really? I mean, a windshield is not going to do anything to keep you dry if you're out for

more than 10 minutes. He's got a 70 mile, he's got a 30 to 40 minute commute. If he's, if it's

pouring down rain, like you just get a, get a throw of a rain suit. So yeah. So I guess

Spurge's answer would be like buy good waterproof gear. What I would say is that if you get a

bike that has some wind protection, it does make a big difference at 70 miles an hour,

having a windscreen that keeps the wind off your torso at least, like your arms are going to be

in the water, your feet are going to be in the water, your head's going to probably going to be

in the water. Do you, you know, you're going to, you're going to be riding in the rain, James,

but if you have a motorcycle that pushes wind away from your torso, your, your, uh,

you know, your sort of the middle of your body, it's going to make a big difference

with how much water actually hits your body and, and, and how hard your waterproof gear then has

to work. I guess if you're, if you're in motion the whole time, but if you're coming to a red light,

70 miles an hour on straight roads, he says. And so there's, I guess if there's no red lights at

all or stop signs, like, I guess let's not, let's not split hairs here. The point is what Spurges

saying, what Spurges saying is that water falling from the sky is going to get you wet no matter

how you slice it on a motorcycle pretty much. But what I'm saying is that at highway speeds,

it, in my opinion, it makes a huge difference to have a little bit of wind protection. Like if,

if rain, if rain and, and weather is just hitting you square in the chest and in the stomach and

like pooling in the seat and in your crotch, like that's hard for waterproof gear to deal with,

harder for waterproof gear to deal with than if you have, you know, your, your arms and shoulders

and your lower legs and feet are out in the water or out in the wind, you know, but your torso is

protected from the wind. I think it'll make a big difference. And I think you deserve a better

motorcycle, James, if for no other reason than your humility. Well, I will say that

Zach and I are going to agree to disagree a little bit on this one, James, but maybe there's a

compromise. Maybe you could meet somewhere in the middle instead of, instead of going out and buying

a fancy big bike with a giant fairing on it, maybe you could buy a naked middleweight, get a little

clip on windscreen, which does what Zach's talking about, which just helps to keep the water from

blowing and hitting you in the chest and pooling and then just get a nice throw over rain suit

to help keep you dry for the moments where the water is coming straight down from the sky or

to keep your legs and your arms dry as well. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm trying to be diplomatic

here. Yeah, that's fair. I just think that I just think I'm imagining James trying out a,

you know, whatever, Honda Transalp 750 or something like that and bombing down the highway and then

he's got his twin cylinder engine. He's got that big bottom end he wanted and he's got some wind

protection and he he's thumping along and he's happy and and maybe he still thinks it's ugly,

I don't know, but at least he'll be a little bit drier. Is that your I think you deserve your bike

right? Is that your bike recommendation for him? Not necessarily. I don't know. I was going to say

NX 500 also or like Transalp, but like maybe he wants to be a little faster. I don't know. I'm

trying to think maybe James bought a 2009 Honda CBF 600 because he thought it was the perfect

motorcycle, but I'm guessing price was a factor. No offense, James. And so I'm not going to say

like, you just got to get an R13 heart GS, James. No, no, he bought it out of desperation. I think

that's fair. I think it's interesting that we both of us gravitated towards parallel twins, right?

Like I made the comment about the Yamaha F-207, you picked Transalp. It's hard not to gravitate

towards parallel twins these days. It's like they're everywhere. Can't can't can't swing a

crankshaft in this industry without hitting a parallel twin. So James, maybe that's something

to consider too is the engine type. Maybe a maybe a parallel twin of a, you know, there's a lot of

varieties out there to Zach's point. Maybe something with a parallel twin in it will be, you know,

an option for you. All right, let's move on to comment number three, Spur Joe. I'm going to

read comment number three because I want your take. You're the one that's going to answer this

question. Comment number three is quite long. So I'm not going to read the whole thing,

but I would like to thank Michael for sending this in via email. Basically, Michael's story

goes like this, test rode, went to a dealership, test rode an Indian Springfield. The dealership

was happy to let him take the bike on a test ride with proof of insurance and proof that he had a

motorcycle endorsement. Long story short, Michael tips the bike over like turning around to muddy

something or other, gets back to the dealership says, God, you know, guys, I tip the bike over.

Sorry about that. And then, you know, they kind of like, they work it out.

But then his insurance finds out that it was a test ride. And then all of a sudden,

it blows up in his face. It's not covered. They try to charge him $6,000 for all this damage.

He's sort of blown away. He thought it was okay. The dealer thought it was okay. Everyone thought

it was okay. Insurance didn't cover it. And he ended up working this out because the dealer was

nice to him. But basically, what Michael says is, should test rides be banned? Should dealerships

be forced to carry liability insurance if they even allow test rides? And should insurance

cover test rides if you have full coverage slash comprehensive on your current motorcycle?

All good questions. Spurjo, former dealership employee, what say you?

Michael, this is a hard question to answer. And I did a little bit of research to like

brush up on like, how we used to do things. And like, it sounds to me from the little

research that I've done is that this is still very much a case by case basis. I think the biggest

issue with test rides in general is that there's not a uniform policy that blankets across all

dealerships or all brands. I know, for example, there was a policy for a while when I was working

at the dealership where you had, if someone had a motorcycle endorsement on their license,

and they wanted to take a triumph product out, you were not allowed to say no, you were encouraged

to offer a test ride, right? And so, sorry, really, just quickly, you're suggesting that like,

if they want to take a Kawasaki different story, but because the manufacturer was behind, okay,

gotcha. Yeah, so like, we actually like, and again, I can't speak to whether or not this is

still the case, but like, we got tests, we got like secret shopped. And if someone came in and

secret shopped a triumph product, and we did not offer them a test ride, or at least ask if they

wanted to take a test ride, do you have a motorcycle license? We got negative points on our score

from the dealership network, you know, around like, hey, you didn't offer this person a test ride.

So that was specific to the triumph brand that we carried at the time. I will say that like,

this, Michael, sounds also to be maybe a potential issue with your individual insurance.

I know that my particular insurance covers me if I'm using someone else's vehicle.

And I know that the dealership that I was working at did have insurance that covered

to an extent test rides. So like, I think the issue, the larger issue here isn't should test rides

be banned, because there's probably a lot of people listening to this podcast, it feels like

we need more opportunities for test rides. Right. I would argue that maybe some type of

uniformity across dealerships is what we're really looking for, and that's not going to come

without support from OEMs, right? It's going to have to be more of an OEM push down.

So to some extent, this was a perfect storm for for Michael was a sort of like a gap in

insurance, a misunderstanding with the dealer, an unfortunate, you know, tip over to begin with.

Okay. Well, I think, I think that's fair. I don't think that I think that's a good answer,

Spurge. And I don't think that we correctly from wrong have a lot more to say about that,

except the reason we wanted to present this was as a, to some extent, as a cautionary tale,

if you're listening, you know, and you, you're about to take a test ride and you're, you know,

your dealer's like, yeah, no problem, take it for a spin. You want to take that adventure bike out?

Yeah, there's a dirt road up there. Go for it. And then, you know, you could slip through the

cracks of, of a gap in insurance and a misunderstanding with the dealer, just like Michael did. And so

maybe, maybe the, if there is any advice we can give Spurge, aside from the background that you

gave about dealerships is sort of like, get your ducks in a row ahead of time, like make sure that

you have, you know, your, your, your insurance, make sure what your insurance does cover and

does not. And make sure that if something happened, how the dealer would feel about it, or like,

I don't know, I think that's maybe the right thing to do. Well, I would say to Zach's point,

if you find a motorcycle dealership that tosses you the keys to a brand new adventure bike and says,

hey, feel free to go trundle down that dirt road, you hold on to that dealer because I don't think

there's too many of them out there that are willing to let you do that. And you treat them well.

The other thing I would say is we would love to hear from anyone out there listening,

whether you work at a dealer and you have some anecdotes or, you know, policies in your individual

case, you'd like to share with the audience, or if you too have had a mishap test riding a motorcycle

and you would like to let us know how your experience fared, you know, we would love to hear

more, maybe there's a future episode around dealerships or test rides or something that we're

going to tackle. Yeah, we're still, still working on cracking that nut. I think it's a good idea.

So shoot us a message if you've got any experience on your own for motorcycle test rides at a

dealership. Michael, thank you for your email. And we're now going to move on to comment number four.

Yes, sir. Take it away, Spurge. It's from Jason. Jason says,

my current ride is a naked middleweight, a GSX S750. I'm starting to look for a second bike

for touring. I'm planning to go with a street-oriented adventure bike or a sport tour.

My question is, what is a better distant tire combo, 17-inch front and back tires,

or a 19-inch front-wheel tire slash 17-inch rear on the back? Most of my miles on this bike will

be spent on the highway, and I will keep the naked bike for track days and back roads. Zach?

So what is, what is your tire preference basically? Right. So this question is essentially,

do I need 17-inch wheels or like, what difference does it make to have a 1917 wheel set?

Our buddy Tim Harris from episode 11 has, we've talked about this a good deal because,

because he always wonders about the, the, the sort of like front wheel size and what difference it

makes. I suppose, I feel like if Ryan Fortnight in here, he would say, well, he would say, well,

he would say, if you want distance out of your front tire, well, then get the 19-inch front

instead of a 17-inch front, because then you have more tire, like your front tire will theoretically

wear out less quickly because you have a larger circumference. So for each mile,

your wheels will be doing fewer revolutions and that will be better for distance. Is that?

You are going all scientific. I wasn't, I wasn't expecting that. Here's, here's the, the bottom

line here, Jason. My quick take is like, is it doesn't matter. It's fine. It doesn't, you know,

Harley Davidson just came out with, or not just came out this last year or something like that,

came out with that Pan America ST, which has a 17-inch front wheel on the front and the,

you know, theoretically, it's sportier because of the, the smaller front wheel provides more

agility and greater handling characteristics or whatever, you know, the press releases always

say when a bike gets a 17-inch front wheel instead of a 19. I don't think it makes a huge

difference. I think a bike's, there's a lot more, there are many more factors and characteristics

that go into creating a bike feeling agile, stable, all those things than the wheel size.

And I think if you have a bike that you like that has a 19-inch front wheel,

get it. It's probably going to be fine. And if you, if there's one you happen to find,

you know, versus, versus 1,100 or versus 650 and it has a 17-inch front wheel and you decide to

get that bike for touring, also fine, also fine. Yeah. I was just going down a rabbit hole recently,

Jason researching some facts on, on Michelin for a, for a product review video that I was working on.

And one of the things that I will note is that if you would have asked this question 10 or 15

years ago, our response probably would have been different because tire, tire options 10 or 15 years

ago are not what they are today. But for example, one of my favorite sport touring tires that I've

used historically is the Road Series. It used to be the Pilot Road Series. Now it's just the Road

Series from Michelin. They wear tremendously well. They give you great mileage, they give you great

handling, great all-weather grip. And I bring this up because the tire or the Michelin Road 6

tires are now out. The last time I bought them, I think it was, they were on the fourth iteration

and I started buying on the second or third iteration, but they now have options for 19-inch

wheels. So they don't have 21s yet. If you want to go 21s, you have to kind of switch away from

the Pure Road Series. But if you're looking at something like a GS1250, which has a 19-inch front,

or if you're looking at something like a Tiger 800 with 17-inch front and back,

you're going to be able to get great tire options for both of those. So I would put less emphasis

on the wheel size. Tiger Sport 800, you mean? Tiger Sport 800, sorry. Thank you for that correction

because there's now multiple Tiger 800s out there. But if you're looking between a Sport

Touring bike with 17s or an Adventure Touring bike with a 1917 combo, I think your better

consideration is what bike gives you the features and the comfort that you're looking for because

both of those options will handle relatively well. But good of you to bring up tire selection

search because that's something too that if you have tires that you definitely know you want to

run or perhaps the tires for the bike that you'll be buying will be a lot more expensive because

it's a 1917 wheel set or something like that, then that's something to consider. It's a smart thing to

have on your mind because the selection is different. It has gotten a lot better, as

Spurge said, but it can be different. So keep that in mind. But otherwise, don't worry about it. Get

the bike you want, Jason. So Jason, hopefully that helps to answer your question, especially with

your specific point about distance for tires, I think you're going to be good no matter which one

you go. And now we're going to move on. Zach, I'm going to throw this one at you. This is a

combination of five and six. We're going to start with five, but I wanted to say that both of these

questions relate back to the episode where we covered a little bit of the behind the scenes on

your accident, which happened at the start of the season, which is why you were not necessarily

with us for half of high side low side this season. But specifically about getting injured

abroad, where we talked about this in episode six. And first comment comes in from Justin.

And Justin says, first of all, I'd like to thank you, Zach Quartz, for sharing your crash journey.

When I ride internationally, I just wanted to point out that I always get adventure travel

insurance. And the type of insurance is key. Some will only cover up to 125 ccs, i.e., a moped in

the Caribbean, rather than a full fledged motorcycle. It's also important to have

reparation coverage for both you and your bike. The policies that I usually buy include air transport,

which is sometimes private for both me and my bike back to the United States.

It's obviously an additional expense, but one that's very much part of my routine when traveling.

Quick correction there. He says, repatriation. Repatriation, sorry. Which is,

yeah, important distinction. That's what he was saying. Repatriation coverage, as far as I

understand it, is the policy that it will include transport back from whence you came.

Yeah. So Justin sent us in his email about how he's extra cautious about the type of

insurance that he purchases when he travels abroad. I think, again, we don't have a lot of,

we're not going to, this isn't an insurance podcast. We're going to break down every single

policy you can get and how some of it will cover you in Uganda, but not in Kenya, because

that's what we're doing here. But multiple people responded to this episode about my

crash and injury in Spain and the hospitalization in Spain and how that all went with a couple of

notes on either what they do or good things to remember when you're traveling.

So the next comment came in from Martin via email who said,

my wife was traveling in Italy and suffered a major heart attack. When we travel outside the

States, we use AmEx travel insurance, and he was very impressed with it. He said they called

at 2 a.m. to say they vetted the hospital and doctors that were caring for his wife.

They handled all the financial dealings with Italian medical system, including billing and

payment, that even paid for the plane fare back, or sorry, for him to get to Milan to see her.

And yeah, friendly reminder, that's another avenue of insurance, this credit card insurance,

that happened to cover them. And it's a good thing for anyone to know when they're traveling

internationally, but especially a motorcyclist who you're more likely to tip over and

hurt yourself and be stuck somewhere. So it's a good thing to keep in mind, either purchasing

insurance ahead of time, adventure travel insurance, or something like it, like Justin said, or

checking on what you are covered with a travel credit card, for example.

The one thing that I wanted that Zach and I were talking about during the pre-pro of this is that

even listening or even reading through some of these emails that came through,

historically, I've had a spot device or a Garmin in reach is what I currently use,

probably for, I mean, going on seven or eight years at this point, from when I started riding

adventure bikes a little bit more on my own, just in the case that something happens, you want to

be able to click the button and have somebody come and get you. And I pay for the, it's a monthly

subscription. And then on top of that, you pay for an actual insurance plan. And the insurance

covers the evacuation. But what I didn't even think about, and Zach, you and I were talking about

this in relationship to India, because we had to get special in reach insurance because of how

high we were traveling in India. But that only gets us to the nearest hospital. Should something

have happened, what I didn't even think about, until we were going through this and reviewing

these comments and you and I were talking about your instance was that gets you to the closest

hospital in India, but it doesn't cover to get you then back home. And so what we wanted to do

was call attention to some of this because up until these comments came through, I was like,

no, I'm covered. I pay for my in reach insurance and I'm good. I'm not worried about it.

And I have health insurance and blah, blah, everything's fine. Yeah.

And even for you, I know you're American health insurance. There were issues with that being

accepted abroad. And then, you know, you had a lot of that.

Yeah, it's it's a it's a very, very smart thing to, you know, it's like it's a

it's sort of pessimistic, kind of cynical, right, to think about all that stuff sometimes to be like,

well, I just need to make sure that I have all this insurance covered in case literally the

worst occurs. But it's the right thing to do. And I appreciate these two anecdotes from Justin

and Martin V, because two different approaches to solving, you know, a similar problem. And

and yeah, good good food for thought, I think. I and what Zach and I don't want to do is discourage

anyone from motorcycle travel, or traveling abroad or anything like that. We just want to make sure

that we're at least calling attention to the fact that like, we've we've both learned some things,

we've got some some high side, low side listeners that are writing in with additional tips.

And we figured it would be worth sharing that with our audience. So next time you are planning a trip,

maybe you make some considerations that while we might not have made them in the past, we will

certainly be making them for ourselves in the future. Yes, indeed indeed. All right.

Moving right along, comment number seven to change, I'm laughing at the name here.

Yeah, right. This is an Apple podcast review, actually. Someone left an Apple podcast review

with a question. And we appreciate that very much. The username is grumpy one. So you can just set

the tone for what this question is going to be like. Actually, a totally reasonable question

from grumpy one, which is that quote, I am an old new rider, which means I rode a long time ago,

but took a break in life and started again, not unlike our buddy Tim from episode 11 there.

I bought the quintessential Harley Davidson that I dreamed of as a kid. Then I bought an Indian

and thought I was done after listening to you, Yahoo's and now looking at speed triples,

monsters, etc. I'm approaching 60. I'm six foot two, 225 pounds. And I want to learn how to do

wheelies and endos without completely killing myself. What should I get? Well, grumpy one.

I feel honored that we Yahoo's have inspired you to do endos and wheelies without killing

yourself, but you shouldn't get a speed triple or a monster to start doing for endos. I just want

to start there. Don't get like a hundred and something horsepower naked sport bike to start

fooling around on. I think that, well, here, here's here. I'm going to give you two different

answers. If you are serious about doing wheelies and endos, then you should get a tiny little dirt

bike and go to a grassy field or something like that and start experimenting with wheelies. And

you should also be ready to tumble off and hit the ground a little bit because that's what's

going to happen. If you're just saying wheelies and endos in kind of a playful sense, like you

just want a motorcycle that is more playful or a motorcycle that is capable of doing those things,

and that's how you want the motorcycle to make you feel, then maybe a speed triple or a monster

is the right avenue to go down. What do you say, Spurge? Yeah, I took it more literally.

And yeah, that's what I did too. I just realized when I was reading it that maybe that's not what

I meant. I don't know. Yeah, I was going to say you took the words right out of my mouth.

And you could go even smaller, but I know that my KTM 350, it makes it really easy to practice

wheelies and endos because it just wants to get a little rowdy right away. And it's an easier,

it's an easier, lighter machine. And to your point, going out in a field, it's a lot simpler

when you do flip off the back to get yourself up in a dirt field than it is to pick yourself up

the asphalt with a brand new street triple or speed triple laying on the ground. It's lower risk,

same reward basically. But you don't need a $10,000 enduro bike to do that.

You can buy, depending on where you're living grumpy, you can buy a used Honda CRF 250 dirt

bike and it's going to be just fine for you to play around and practice on. I'm sure Zach

in his mind is thinking about like a CRF 50, which might be a little bit too small. No,

but there's probably a compromise in there somewhere. Yeah, I guess I was thinking this one.

Yeah, if you really want to learn how to do wheelies, I think whatever, like a,

what's the bike that Nicole has? Is it Kalex 230?

Or she's a 230L. Yeah, a 230L or a TTR 2225 or something like that,

like sort of an adult sized little dirt bike. Those are really fun and you can learn a lot

if you actually want to learn how to do wheelies. And you should be doing something

very small and cheap and going very slow is what you should do.

But to your point about grumpy one, maybe he just wants to be an endow wheelie doer in

quote unquote theory. Yeah, and you're just looking for something sportier.

Yeah, or wants to like, you know, leave a stoplight and have a bike that will just sort of like

gently lift the front wheel as he accelerates. He doesn't want to do like 12 o'clock wheelies

down the highway. Just wants like a little, little power wheelie here and there, you know,

and if that's the case, then, then a, yeah, some kind of naked sport bike is not a bad idea.

I'd get something if you're 16 and you're six foot two.

Maybe smaller than a speed triple. I mean, I guess I'm trying to, he's 60 old new rider, like

a 70 or 80 horsepower midsize naked sport bike is probably going to feel

a lot different than the hard. Yeah, it's going to be pretty punchy.

So you could experiment with that. But I would also, I guess I wouldn't,

I wouldn't say you need to shy away from like a full size bike. I just think like

something like an MT-10 or something like that would be more comfortable for, for,

for grumpy, six foot two to 25, be like a little more comfortable on a full size bike. And

MT-10 is not like overwhelmingly fast, but it like, it'll, it'll certainly

hook a wheelie if you want it to. Anyway, whatever. Okay. Yeah, cool. We can move on.

No, no, I hope that helps grumpy. I'm always, I think I'm always just always weary. And this

goes back to like even some, some personal associations, but it's like, Oh, well, no,

I rode a motorcycle 20 years ago. So I'm, I'm experienced. I can go by the 150, 160 horsepower.

You know, I feel like sometimes like, you know, people don't realize that like,

again, like that torquey 70, 80 horsepower parallel twin is going to be a lot of fun.

Yeah. And probably a little bit less chance of getting away from you.

Sure. Yeah. All right. Let's do,

let's do, yeah, this is, this is a good one too. All right. So comment number eight

comes in from Chase. No, not producer Chase. Chase W. Chase W via email.

And Chase W says, I'm an avid listener, watcher of high side, low side,

and a lot of reviews, those content. I just found out that you guys did a high side, low side live.

As far as I can tell, this is the only high side, low side live event that's ever happened.

I was wondering if you're going to do it again,

because if you do, I guess I'll have to make the cross country trip to watch it in person.

So yeah, good question, Chase W. And this is sort of like a production question,

and maybe it doesn't interest all of you, but we wanted to take the opportunity

to say that we would like to do it again. Yes, Birch.

Yeah. So for those of you that are not familiar, it is on YouTube. You can watch it.

We rented out a theater in Southern California. Zach and I were joined by our colleagues. We

had a great time. It was really enjoyable. It was a different way of producing a podcast,

a lot more stress, because there was, you know, 250 people in the audience, you know,

and if they weren't cheering or laughing, we kind of heard crickets and it made things feel

more real. We have explored this option in the past, Chase with a W. Most recently, we were

talking to the good folks at the ABR festival in England. Unfortunately, we couldn't make it work

this year because of just some scheduling conflicts between Zach and myself. But we are trying to

figure out when, where, how we could potentially do a live episode again in the future. And Zach,

to that point, I believe we had a question for the audience.

Did we? I can tell you're throwing to me as though I'm supposed to know what's happening,

but I don't remember what then. No, it's okay. So if anybody has suggestions out there about

where we would potentially, where you think a good location for a live episode would be,

small theater or a large theater even. Yeah. If you think that we can fill

500 people in a room, 700 people, who knows? Let us know. Shoot us an email. If you have any

suggestions for a location for a live episode, like I said, ABR festival and the good folks over

there that have been very patient with Zach and I is on our list, as well as some other,

some other, you know, revisitations of what we've thought about in the past. So

indeed, let us know. All right. Well, yeah. So thank you, Chase W, for bringing that up and letting

us give you a little window into our minds and how we would like to do that again.

Let me ask you a question. I'm sorry. So we're going to go to a MoTool ad here in a second.

What was your favorite part about the live episode?

I don't know. I'm not sure. I mean, it just the environment is totally different, right?

When you have a room full of people that are excited to have the same conversation.

And that was great. The energy was great. The Q&A we did was great.

And yeah, it was just super fun to, you know, we sit here and we record these podcasts and we

come into your headphones or into your car, into your speakers or whatever, and we are honored to

do that. But we really record this in kind of a vacuum, you know, like we each sit in our house

right now, spurs in his house, on his house, and we talk about bikes and we get excited and we try

to keep the energy up. But it was a really different feeling to be in a room full of people

who are excited to talk and ask questions and be engaged in the conversation. So that's,

I would say, just the energy was totally different. How about you? Did you have a favorite part?

Yeah, I was going to say the Q&A slash meet and greet at the end. So we actually, we rented out

the bar next door, or we had like a special section in the bar next door. And after we were

done recording the episode, we went next door and we talked with people that are just motorcyclists

that happened to listen to Zach and I for two hours at a chunk produce this podcast, people

like yourself. And for us, it was great. It was great to have those conversations and get a little

more FaceTime with our audience. And I think that to me is the best part of getting to do some of

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Let's jump back in here. Comment number nine comes in from Grant. Grant is taking a little

bit of Umbridge with one Zachary Quartz. So Grant says, my wife finds sitting on the back of my

ZZR 1400. That is a Kawasaki ZZR 1400. For long rides, absolutely destroys her knees.

Recently, I believe that I may have solved the problem in incredible fashion by buying a second

motorcycle. Congratulations, Grant. That is always a good solution to our wife's frustrations.

A 2014 Kawasaki Vulcan 1700 Voyager. In previous episodes, Zach has often been quite critical

of the Kawasaki Vulcans, referring to them as quote unquote fake Harleys, whereas Spurge,

the lovable and intelligent co-host of Zachary, seems to appreciate the Vulcans a little more

and has said that the Vulcan range is full of excellent motorcycles that do a better job at

being Harley than sometimes Harley Davidson's do. Zach, what is your beef with the Kawasaki Vulcans?

I don't remember saying that Kawasaki Vulcans weren't good or that they're fake. Okay,

I do. I'm going to go. I'm going to start with Grant on this one. Zach, why don't you?

Why do you not like Kawasaki Vulcans? I think I can like them and they can be fake Harleys at the

same time. Two things can be true, Grant. Yeah. I mean, if your wife's knees hurt on the back of

a ZX-14 and you got a Vulcan to solve that problem, I would say that's a good call. I don't know.

I don't have any mechanical problem with the Kawasaki Vulcans. I don't think it's a bad motorcycle.

I don't think it handles poorly or performs poorly or anything like that. I don't know.

I just, I don't know. I think if I was going to lean in to any hate that I've sprayed toward

a Kawasaki Vulcan in the past, it would be sort of like, you know, if you went to like a burger

joint and someone ordered a veggie burger, you might be like, oh, you got the veggie burger. Is

that a vegetarian or like, why didn't you get the burger that's made out of beef?

What was the reason? And if the person said, well, it's cheaper, then you'd be like, okay,

fair enough. You got it because it costs less than the burger made out of beef. But you'd have

some questions that you'd want to know, right? And there are people out there that'll say,

well, a veggie burger just tastes better than a beef patty. And those people aren't wrong.

They're entitled to their opinion. That's a great analogy. I'm sorry. I didn't see that coming.

That's nothing, ladies and gentlemen, that we rehearsed in pre-production for this episode.

That is straight off the cuff. The veggie burger versus beef analogy when thinking about a Kawasaki

Vulcan versus a Harley-Davidson touring bike. I will grant, come to Zach's defense here a little

bit. I don't like to do it, but I will. I don't like to do it. As someone that has worked at a

dealership where we sold Kawasaki Vulcans and quite a lot of them in middle Tennessee,

you would have customers come in and they'd come in to look at a used Harley-Davidson touring

model that we had sitting on the floor and they would try to negotiate on price or they

weren't, didn't like something about it and you would show them a gleaming row of beautiful

Kawasaki Vulcans. Often you could buy them brand new for less than a used Harley-Davidson

and they'd be like, nope, don't want it, not interested. And I think there's just this mindset

with certain demographics of riders. We're like, if they want a Harley-Davidson,

they want a Harley-Davidson and they do not want the Japanese version of a Harley-Davidson.

To that end, the Kawasaki Vulcans are great motorcycles. They're big, they're torquey,

they do the big touring bike thing really well. They've got a lot of different variants you

can choose from and they're bulletproof reliable. I don't think either of us are negating that and

if you found a Vulcan 1700 Voyager that you like, it fits in your garage and your wife enjoys riding

on the back, well, more power to you, Grant. I think Zach and I would probably both give you

a virtual high five for that. Yeah, I agree. I don't, yeah, I think this is my personal opinion

that I would, you know, like a Honda Shadow, a Star Bolt, those are good motorcycles.

There's really nothing wrong with them. I don't think, like when I ride them,

I think like, this is good. This is a good motorcycle and lots of people have purchased

them. I just wouldn't do that. I was going to get a sort of like whatever mid-sized

air-cooled V-Twin to rumble around on. I just buy an old air-cooled sports car. That's what I would

do because you're a Harley man at heart. I didn't know this about you. I'm learning something new.

I don't know. That's like, look, I would go back to the burger analogy. I was a vegetarian for years.

I like a veggie burger. I do. They're good. I don't have any problem with them,

but you cannot deny that a veggie burger is impersonating the original thing. That's all.

That's all I'm saying. I have nothing more to add. We've brought, we've come back around to the

veggie burger analogy a second time, and I think that takes us into comment 10. So speaking of

folks that are taking umbrage with us and apparently the way that we're positioning our

feelings about certain motorcycles that they may own, Zach, why don't you read comment 10 for

the audience? Yes. Comment 10 comes in from quote anonymous, the email, who says, I bought a 2012

Yamaha Super 10 Array new and I've put over 100,000 miles on it. Most of them very, but it's like

that 100,000 miles on a motorcycle. That's a, you get an applause for that, sir, anonymous.

Most of them very hard comma off-road comma single track comma, etc. So riding this Super

10 Array through the thickets and bush and uh, and, and having a good old time, it seems.

The email goes on to say, I've been listening to your podcast backwards now. Um, and I'm now

almost through season seven. I see. Looking back. Okay. Backwards. That took me a minute.

I've heard you mentioned the Super 2 maybe twice now. What am I doing wrong to me? It's

perfect. It can do this. It can do that. Burnouts, a thousand miles. Never breaks down. Shaft drive.

Awesome. The endorphins are flowing. I just think about how great this thing is yet clearly

I am wrong. According to your expert journalism, I need a Himalayan or a KTM 890,

but I feel this will simply exasperate my problem of having no friends. Please help me.

Um, yeah. So another person that thinks that we don't talk about how awesome their bike is enough.

And, um, I don't remember. I don't think I have an analogy. I don't think I have a hamburger analogy

for, um, for anonymous here. Um, but I think the first thing I would say before spurgy way in

is that, uh, just because we don't talk about a bike doesn't mean that it's not good. There are

there are the, the Honda shadows and the star bolts and the super tenories out there that are,

that are, that are, that are fine. So I was at a barbecue today and I hope you're going to

have some hot dogs on the grill and we had some all beef hot dogs and we had some turkey hot dogs.

No veggie hot dogs and they were both delicious. So I'm going to, I'm going to say that like,

frankly, while I prefer the beat, I don't know, like, I'm not going to keep going with this. But

like, I mean, it's the same, it's the same thing that we just talked about here to an extent.

Like the super tenor a is a fine motorcycle. However, um, Mr or Mrs anonymous, uh, you know,

there were some hiccups with the super tenor a that did not make it a first option for a lot of

people, um, for, for riding off road. There were some quirks with the way that you had to turn

the traction control off. You had to put it up on the center stand and like restart the bike. And

I watched a guy in a sand wash really struggle, um, and, and was really not happy with his choice.

One of my best friends, his first adventure bike was a super tenor a. He wrote it and he had a

great time with it, but he was also very excited to move on and, and trade it in on a different

model. Um, he owns a tenor a 700 now and had owned a KTM 890. Um, but like the, the super

tenor is a great motorcycle. It's just not one that we really gravitate towards. It's not,

it wasn't super popular. They don't, I think, do they even import it into America anymore?

Uh, yeah, this is, this is, they will have the electronic suspension model. Wasn't there a

super T 1200? Yes. That was like 18. It's 2026. I don't even know. Life comes at you fast.

I think if I was going to, uh, yet again, if I was going to lean in to the, to, to Anonymous's

email here and, um, and sort of like take the stance that they think that I have, um,

the super T is a good bike, but doesn't do anything better than another bike.

And I think that's why it doesn't bubble to the top of our, of our list, because if you're

saying like, well, what adventure bike should I get for touring? Well, you should probably get

this one. Well, which bike should I get for riding off road? Well, you could probably get

this one. And it's possible, you know, every motorcycle has its, um, you know, it has this sort

of like, uh, um, pluses and minuses in the things that it does. And each bike has a different

balance of things that it's good at and things that it's not good at. And for a certain rider,

a super tenor a is the bike that like, you know, it has Japanese reliability. It has

a shaft drive like a BMW, but it has a parallel twin, like an Africa twin, but it also has this,

but also has a large tank like that bike, but it also got the weight. It's got the weight of

an American cruiser touring bike. Yeah, exactly. So I think that there's, there's a, there's the,

the perfect customer for each bike. And maybe you're the perfect customer, Anonymous for this,

the super tenor a, um, but I guess I would be surprised if, if you, you know, even, even pulling

from the 2012 or, you know, whatever, 2012 to 2014 model years of motorcycles, uh, if you road

every other option, if you rode a KTM 1190 and the BMW R 1200 GS and a, uh, what else was there

back then? Anyway, um, you know, if you rode the other options from that era and I feel like you'd

be impressed with some of the things that those bikes do as well. But at the end of the day,

I just want to say I'm happy that you're happy. And who cares if we bring the bike up a lot or

not? It doesn't, it doesn't matter. Yeah. So, uh, just a couple of final points here. Uh, one is,

it looks like, uh, 2024 was the last, it is not currently available in North America, but it had

a good run. Um, it had a good run. Uh, to Zach's point, I do want to bring up an analogy because

this is actually something that came up the other day. Um, we released our, our best of motorcycle

helmets video, which we try to do every year, um, highlighting new and favorite motorcycle helmets.

It's not a be all end all. It's not like, Hey, if we didn't mention the helmet that you like,

the means that the helmet you're riding isn't safe or whatnot. And one of the comments we got was

on the Shoei Neotech 3 and they said, Hey, how did you not pick the Shoei Neotech 3 for a best

modular helmet? And I think this speaks to Zach and I have our opinions. We have the things that

we like and we don't like. I like the Shoei Neotech 3, but it's hard to say that it's one of the

best modular helmets out there because it only carries a DOT rating. They import a different

version for the US. It doesn't, it's not the ECE version. It weighs over four pounds in the American

market. Do I still have one and like to ride in it? Yeah. But it's not necessarily the first one

that I would go to if someone's like, Hey, what's the best modular out there to consider?

You know, it's not the one that I would necessarily go to the same way that frankly,

I don't think the KTM 890 is the best bike for everybody out there looking to get on an

adventure motorcycle, right? It's the one that I really like. It's the one that I have in my garage,

but it's not necessarily the one that I recommend. If someone's like, Hey, I'm looking to get an

adventure bike, what's the best one for doing XYZ? So I would just say, keep that in mind. Like,

we have our favorites and our opinions, and we have certain things that we gravitate towards.

And then there's ones that we genuinely think are like a great all around option.

And I'm sorry that we've upset you by not talking about the Super Tender Ray more. And hopefully,

by talking about this comment with our multiple comparisons to hot dogs and helmets,

it has helped to ease a little bit of your pain.

But genuinely, congrats on 100,000 miles. And we're happy that you're happy with the bike. It's

interesting, Mr. or Mrs. Anonymous. If you would like to give us one follow up,

do you plan on keeping it and trying to hit 200,000 miles? Or was this question a way of saying, Hey,

I am thinking about getting a different motorcycle, and I'm disappointed that you haven't just

recommended me to go buy another Super Tender Ray. Right, exactly. Fair enough. And if you hit 200,000

miles, we'll send you a t-shirt. Comment number 11 and a gas card comes from Eric, E R I C via email.

And what is, oh, this is another dealer. This is not a dealer question. So I'm going to read

this one as far as so you can answer it because I think this is Eric says, why can't I order a new

Honda Transalp 750 from my local dealer? I have called around and apparently this isn't a thing.

Each dealer gets allocated certain numbers and models of bikes. As far as I've heard, is this

just a Honda thing? Also, there are rumblings of the 2026 Transalp 750 getting upgraded suspension

and a stock skid plate, but no one seems to know when this will hit the US market.

What gives? Okay, deep breath. Eric, first and foremost, I'm going to give you, to my knowledge,

the best information that I have rolling around my head of how this works.

Dealerships place an order prior to ride season, usually three to six months out,

their allocation of bikes come in that they order. And once they sell out of that,

then they're out until the next ordering period. We are, I would love, and we're trying to figure

out how to put together an episode that looks behind the curtain a little bit about how

motorcycle dealerships work. We're actually talking to a couple of different owners to

see if they'd be willing to come on and talk about what it takes to run a motorcycle dealership

because I think there's a lot of misunderstanding and misinformation out there. But it's not just

a Honda thing. You place an order in advance, your shipment comes in, those are the bikes you

have allocated to you. Now, what I will say is that while a dealership typically can't just go

place another order willy-nilly, typically what they can do is reach out to their Honda rep and

say, Hey, do you have any of these hanging out in a warehouse somewhere? No, okay. Let's head over

to the website, which is not the website that you and I see, but there's a dealership side of it and

see where might other local dealerships have a trans out sitting on the floor. Can we get a dealer

to dealer transfer? So it sounds like maybe there's some levers that your local dealership could pull

if they wanted to. Maybe they're just maybe the incentive for them doing that isn't in the right

place and they just don't feel like doing the extra mile. It sounds like it might be an actual

dealer thing that they're not at least offering you some solutions as to how they could help you

solve that problem. The final note here, Eric, is the second part of your question. As far as

rumblings around a upgrade to a 2026 Transalp 750 getting upgraded suspension and a stock skid plate,

what I will tell you is that Lance and I at the end of 2025 rode and did two separate reviews. Lance

did an on-road review. I did an off-road review of the updated Transalp and I believe it was a 2025

model that got the upgraded very minor upgrade to the suspension. They changed some of the damping

around. If you look at the articles that Lance and I published on Common Tread, one is a Transalp

on-road review, one is a Transalp off-road review. We can make sure that those pop up on the screen.

There was no skid plate on that motorcycle, but it did get the upgraded suspension. I'm not sure

and I've heard nothing about them upgrading the suspension again for this model. Zach,

I don't know if you've heard anything. I have not. No, I can't say what if there's another update or

if there's another trim level or something like that. I can't say, but it does seem like

one thing I'll add is that occasionally motorcycles are a specific model of motorcycles in high

enough demand that dealers can't keep them in stock. They just order them and there's a wait list

and that's it because they can't get there are enough models or there aren't enough

units of that particular model. It's popular and you have to wait and that's the way the

cookie crumbles. That does happen sometimes, though from what I know about the motorcycle

market lately, I don't think that that's the case. I would guess it's more in line with what

Spurge said. In defense to the dealership, it might have been an allocation from Honda. Certain,

very popular new models. A dealership might say, hey, I want 12 of these and the OEM,

in this case, Honda North America could have come back and said, hey, we can only give you four

because we're trying to make sure every dealership gets X amount. There could be something specific

with the popularity of the Transalp 750 or it could just be that you would just want to maybe

go back to your dealer and say, hey, could you call around and see if there's anything out there

that you could do a dealer to dealer transfer for?

I like it. Good answer, Spurge. All right, we got a couple of questions here that

we're going to cut for time, but I think we're on time here. We can touch on these, right? These

are kind of fun. They're not huge or longer necessarily. I think it bears mention that this

gets into Zach and I paying attention to the comments you leave and it's funny because we'll

see comments that are like, this episode was way too long. It should have been shorter.

And then there's people that are like, this episode wasn't long enough. You should have

talked longer. And so Zach and I are always very cognizant of our runtime. We try to keep it at or

around or slightly below the two hour mark and we recognize that for some people that's too long

and maybe you have to break it up into different listens or some people that's not long enough

because you're a long haul truck driver and you want to listen to us for eight hours on end.

Any thoughts or opinions? Again, please feel free to share them with us. We're going into

a consideration of how we want to revamp things for season 12 and we're always

looking forward to hearing your feedback. Indeed. So this comment number 12 comes in from

Animesh who says, I am a 25 year old new motorcyclist of one month. Animesh has come to

realize that most people, brands and governments do not see motorcycles an enjoyable, efficient

motor transportation, but more as a sport or hobby. And basically to get to the chase here,

Animesh says, what do you think about governments giving rebates on fuel efficient beginner

motorcycles and scooters to MSF or other safety agency qualified riders? Animesh goes on to say,

it feels like most people, well, I'll just quote Animesh here. I don't know where you got

these statistics, but that's not my problem. Something like 80% of American car trips are

taken alone. In other words, one person in the car with nothing more in the car than you can

carry in a backpack. And I hope people realize how silly it is to not use a motorcycle. Animesh

goes on to say that a motorcycle will generally have a lower lifetime pollutant footprint per

mile than even an electric car once you include manufacturing associated oil and plastics and

transportation, et cetera. So bottom line here, Animesh is a new rider and says like,

why don't more people do this? It makes sense. You don't, you use a smaller vehicle, you blah,

blah, blah. Spurge, what's your first response here? Well, anytime I'm in Southern California

visiting my dear friend Zachary, I'm always amazed at how many people are traveling down

the 405 at rush hour in a car and to Animesh's comment about 80% of Americans. I would believe

that, you know, because there's a carpool lane on the 405 and there's a lot more people in the

four lanes outside the carpool and then there are in the carpool lane, right? So like there's a lot

of people just sitting singular in a car driving around. I have done a little bit of research

on this for an article because every time we see a fuel crisis, you know, the question always

comes back is, you know, oh, why shouldn't we all be riding motorcycles? And while there are some

bikes out there that give you tremendous fuel mileage, right, you know, I'm thinking of a Honda

NC 700, when that was released, they were claiming like 70 miles to the gallon, things like that.

Oftentimes, the overall operating cost of a motorcycle, when you're getting into like how

many sets of tires you have to, you know, wear through compared to a car, how many, you know,

the frequency of oil changes, things like that, you know, I've heard both sides of the coin,

I've heard that motorcycles and some of the research lends itself to motorcycles are actually

not as efficient as cars for the environment. And then other, you know, information and other

statistics will say that it is, in fact, more efficient than a car. I think there's certainly

something to be said for the fact that more people could use two-wheeled transportation

to get around, especially in urban and suburban environments, and save on parking and save on

congestion, and it would certainly be a good idea. But I don't know that it really pencils,

as Spurge said. If you're interested in talking or if you're interested in listening to more

discussion about this, Animesh, I would like to point out that high side, low side, season five,

episode nine was a conversation between Spurge myself and our buddy Spencer Robert,

where we talked about, where the question we were trying to answer was, are motorcycles the

cheapest way to get around? And we talked a lot about buying cheap motorcycles, fuel mileage,

insurance costs, stuff like that. So if you, Animesh, or anyone else listening and interested in

this conversation being drawn out, we drew it out in season five, episode nine, which was a lot of

fun. And I don't think that there's like a really solid answer here. I don't think there's like a,

it's not black and white. But I appreciate that you're a month into this motorcycling thing,

Animesh, and you're loving the efficiency of it. And I think if other people don't do it, at least

you can have the satisfaction of parking anywhere you want and not using a lot of fuel or space on

the road when you go somewhere. I will say to your question about the MSF,

certain rebates and stuff. I know like certain states like in Pennsylvania, the MSF program is

covered by motorcycle registration. So like our state government actually pays to cover your

motorcycle training using motorcycle registration fees. So like, I know that's not exactly what

you're talking about, but there is a little bit of a give back there. And I was just going to say,

when I got my license, which was a long time ago now, I got a break on insurance for having

done the MSF course as well. So, you know, there are some things that you get for having,

for being a trained licensed motorcyclist and probably not exactly what you meant,

Animesh, but you know, there's some movement in that direction, at least.

But I think it's a hard conversation to have at the moment, because like we saw even at the end

of 2025, like the current administration is rolling back, you know, credits for EV vehicles and other

things. So it doesn't seem like necessarily that's the, you know, the environmental side of things is

necessarily the priority at the moment. But I stand with you, Animesh, and I think that if we're all

riding motorcycles back and forth, it would probably have an overall positive effect on

a lot of people. Maybe not just environmental, but like we'd probably all be mentally a little

bit happier if we're, you know, just out riding bikes together. Bring back lane splitting too.

Have we talked about lane splitting yet? Let's come on. Let's pile that on there as well.

Comment number 13, Spurge. Take it away. All right. Comment number 13 comes in from Tony.

Tony says, American motorcycles weren't always cruisers. The Indian chief of the 40s

to the first electric lines of the 60s had high seats and controls under their hips.

They were closer to standard motorcycles. When did cruisers completely take over?

All right. Comment number 14 is, oh, sorry. Right. Tony, when did cruisers completely take over?

This, this, you know, this, I said these, these are quick questions. I forgot that Tony's,

we could ramble for a long time about this, but you know, this is a fair thing to point out

that, you know, we, we talk about Harley-Davidson, we talk about India, we talk about American V-Twin

motorcycles and we talk about them as though it's like they've always been these big lumbering,

sometimes cumbersome, heavy things that were made to thunder across the, the open planes of

a vast country. And that's true that, that is true that what Tony says, that that wasn't

necessarily always the case. You know, like if you look at a, a 19, whatever, 62, when did the

sports to come out? 59? I don't remember. Anyway, if you look at early sportssters in the 60s or

something like that, it was an episode of the podcast on that. Just go back and share our sports

for episode. It wasn't totally different than, you know, a triumph Bonneville or something, you

know. And, but, you know, I think that ultimately the, the market has dictated that Tony, that's the,

that's the bottom line is that those are the bikes that people gravitated towards liked, bought,

and then, and then American manufacturers leaned into it even more, and they sold even more of

them, and then leaned into it even more, and then they sold more of them. And it's the evolution has,

has dictated that the bikes are the way they are, you know, the demand was for big and heavy and,

and go straight. And that's what the American manufacturer has made. And now here we are with

a 900 pound motorcycles with big fairings and big saddlebags. It's, it's a, that, that's,

that's just like what people wanted. And that's what they built.

1957 was the introduction of the Harley Sportster. For those of you that were curious on that. Zach,

to your point, if we wanted, if we want to make, if we want to put a finer point on what you're

trying to say, Tony, I would say the 70s, you know, we, we talked about this in the Goldwing

episode a little bit, you know, when, when Honda started coming to America with a bike like the

Goldwing saying, Hey, we're going to build a big dependable motorcycle for American roads. And then

you had Harley Davidson kind of responding to that. And then it became this displacement war.

And it, it got into, you know, the brand focusing a little bit more on, on big touring comfort.

And as the technology evolved, you know, that was, that was their version of, of what made

something, you know, more comfortable. Yep. My dad really likes the term

sneakerization. Are you familiar with that, Spurgio? I'm not. Tell me about it.

I don't, I don't remember what the, where it came from or some article he read years ago or

something. I don't know. But someone pointed out that, you know, sneakers used to be just sneakers

of decades and decades ago, you could get a pair, you get a pair of sneakers and you could,

and you could do whatever you did in sneakers with them. You play basketball, you go, whatever.

And by the time you and I were kids, Spurgio in the nineties or whatever, then it was like,

my dad was always blown away. We're like, oh, you get, we're gonna buy basketball shoes.

And then we got to buy cleats. You're gonna buy cleats to play soccer and you can buy cleats to

play baseball. Aren't they both just shoes with spikes on the bottom? Like, why do you need

a different pair of shoes to play soccer? And then you need to play baseball,

which is kind of a good point. You don't really. But ultimately, you know, whatever, shoes, shoes

have gone in all these different directions and you can, they're sliced really thin now.

And that started happening, I think in the, in the seventies, especially in the eighties

with motorcycles, right? They started branching out and that was the birth of the adventure bike,

the birth of the sport bike, that these sort of like branches on the tree of motorcycling that

went in different directions. And probably that's that exacerbated the American companies leaning

into the bread and butter of big cruising, big touring bikes. So I will leave you with this

because one of the things that I love to do on high side low side is throw out book recommendations.

I'm an avid reader and I like books. If you ever want to learn more about the evolution of sneakers,

the Phil Knight book is actually an amazing read. So if you're looking for something to read

this, this spring, this summer, when you're on the beach or taking a vacation, or maybe you're

on a motorcycle trip and you want to sit below a tree and, you know, eat your lunch,

check out the Phil Knight book. It's very good. I believe it's called shoe dog, right?

Shoe dog, shoe dog, correct. All right, comment 14. This is a, this is just one that we wanted

to focus on. This comes in from Timothy. He had sent me a message on, he had sent me an email,

actually, and it just had spurred great job covering such an iconic bike with Ari. This

was in reference to our GSX R7, I think it was the GSX R750, specifically the GSX R model that

we focused on for an icons episode, episode five. Yes. And Timothy went on to say that he

restored a 1990 slingshot and he absolutely loves the bike. We just wanted to give Timothy's bike

a shout out here. Remember the slingshot refers to the carburetors that would have been on that

particular model. And not only does his bike look amazing, but his garage looks pretty darn swell

as well. Yeah. Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a, I got big garage envy there. And yeah, pretty cool

restoration on that. Just, sorry, I did sort of a Kevin Schwann's Lucky Strike

you know, GP paint job on it and it's handsome. Very cool.

All right. Do you want to read the final comment? Yeah, this one I should take. I should take this

one. Play the engine sound guessing game. Comment number 15. This came in from long time listener

Jay, who was the one that suggested the alternate timelines episode where we talked about

alternate timelines. And this is another of those, but a good way to end out the season,

I think, finish off the season here, Spurge. The question is from Jay is simply, what if Spurge

Dunbar never joined Revzilla? And this was that alternate timeline. This was one that he actually

had suggested and was asking us to use in the alternate timelines episode for those of you,

but it got cut for time. Yeah. And if you remember back to that episode, it was the one where we

did where like, what if Germany would have won World War II? What would motorcycles look like?

And we pontificated on some different outcomes. We ultimately decided that from a timing standpoint,

we would save this one for the finale episode because I think what's really interesting with

me or with this question is that it has less to do with me specifically as it does with the

evolution of everything that came along. So I honestly, I don't know what my career would

look like right now. I mean, hang on. Hold up. Back up a little bit. Let's give,

does anyone know your story, your story at Revzilla here, Spurge? We've talked about that maybe years

ago in podcast, but I just want to give a quick recap. You were working at dealership and you

decided to try and get a job at Revzilla and you joined Revzilla as a customer service app, right?

You're picking up phones and talking to people about buying gears, right? Yeah, I was out of work.

I was an out of work high school teacher. I got caught up in the layoffs of the economic downturn

of 2008, 2009. Ended up in Tennessee at a motorcycle dealership working nights,

slinging beers as well. I went on a motorcycle vacation. I took some PTO, went on a motorcycle trip,

ended up riding motorcycles alongside some folks and one of the guys got to talking to me at lunch

and was like, hey, I'm an architect and I just designed this new headquarters for this company

in Philadelphia and you would like them. You should check them out and that company turned

out to be Revzilla. I checked them out. They had a job posting for, they wanted to start creating

content. I applied and I said, I would like to help you create content and they came back and

they said, absolutely not. You have no experience creating content, but we will hire you to answer

the phones. I had a friend at the time who was advising me and said, hey, I think you need to

swallow your pride a little bit and go answer some phones. I think this would be good for you

and it's a good foot in the door. Even though it's not what you had applied for, you should take

them up on it. I actually worked customer service for a year. I loved it and I did say when I got

hired that I would work customer service and all I would ask in return is that in my free time,

I would be allowed to volunteer content and the person that ended up getting hired for the

job that I applied for was one, Lance Oliver. Obviously, much more qualified. Lance had a

long history of journalism as well as motorcycle journalism and I spent my nights and weekends

writing articles for him and basically submitting articles and he would come back and say, hey,

try this or hey, your writing needs to be stronger here and I got to learn from him without it being

necessarily part of my job. I worked many hours for free, but I learned a lot. It was a great

education. At that time, about a year after customer service, I started doing a similar

thing. Brett Walling, who is now our VP of brand, started looking to expand the video team. He was

in charge of the video team at the time and he found one Lemmy working as a merchandiser for the

company and he had found me working for CS and I was working Tuesday through Saturday shift,

so on Mondays, I would come in and work for free for Brett and we would try doing bike reviews.

If you go back, the first bike review we ever filmed was never released. It was like a test

release on an F-800, but the Triumph Thruxton from like 2014 was the first bike review we ever

produced. It came out as the second bike review. Lemmy did one on a Harley V-Rod, I believe, which

was the first one to get released, but actually the second one to get produced. There's a little

fun nugget for you is that the 2014 Triumph Thruxton review is the very first bike review we

ever did. Fast forward, right? So we start doing bike reviews, we start doing product reviews,

I came from customer service, Lemmy came from the merchandising side, and through bike reviews,

I met Ari Henning and out of the whole Zach, Ari, Spencer combination, which later joins this story,

Ari and I just kind of hit it off. We were at a Rebel introduction for the original Rebel 300.

Ari had a broken arm at the time, or I think it was a shoulder injury, maybe. Yeah. And we just

kind of sat around, had a couple drinks and talked, and we realized that we're both just genuinely

like motorcycles. And I think there's oftentimes in this industry, people that...

I don't know how to put this. Some people just want to hear themselves talk, maybe,

or they think pretty highly of themselves. And I, while sometimes we play around in this podcast,

I don't know, I'm pretty fallible. You don't think a lot of yourself. I do not,

especially not in the presence of somebody like Ari Henning. Anyway, so Ari and I got along,

and we kind of kept in touch, and we were at a Ninja 400 launch together, and Ari was really

kind, and we just kind of became close. And that's how I eventually met Zach and Spencer,

who at the time... This is where I'd like to interrupt. Jump in. And just say, quickly,

to back up a little bit, real bootstrap story. I like your story at RevZilla Spurge. I like how

you started answering phones, and you did so while you're pride. And then, and ultimately,

you said, like, I want to write, and I want to write, and kept writing articles and making

videos and chipping away at it, and changed your own future there, which I think is a

admirable thing to have done. And I hope is inspiring for anyone

earlier, early-ish in their career, and who might be questioning their ability to change their own

stars, as it were. Well, I appreciate that. So I guess this is where Zach enters the story, right?

So back to the original question, what if Spurge never got on RevZilla? I mean, I don't know.

I mean, Common Tread would probably be different. Our video content in the early years would have

definitely been different, because it was really just Lemmy and I working alongside Brett trying

to put something together. We had a great team of people behind the scenes, and that team certainly

would have potentially still been there. But as I became friends with Ari and Zach and Ari at

the time, we're working for Motor Trend. Zach, what happened with your story at Motor Trend?

Funny old day. I wish I remembered the date. I don't know. It was November or something,

because it was at Long Beach. I could find the date. Yeah, we could find the date. I have it in my

calendar. Anyway, it doesn't really matter that much. But what happened was we had a, we took a

conference call with the people at Discovery Plus, a Motor Trend on Demand, about season three of

our show, Throttle Out. And what they told us is your show is canceled. And we were at this show

about to hang out with Spurge and do this sort of like collab thing where we were going to sell

shirts for Throttle Out show at the RevZilla booth and blah, blah, whatever. It's going to be super

cool. And we left that meeting from the conference room at the convention center and we were like,

okay, well, that's kicking the teeth. We're jobless now. And we walked downstairs and we told Spurge,

we were like, met up with him and he was like, hey, how's it going guys? And we're like, well,

our show just got canceled. We don't want to give away t-shirts. Yeah. So we're probably not going

to give it, which in retrospect, we should have just given away the t-shirts. Like, who cares?

Anyway. But yeah, we were sort of like, I don't really know how this changes things, but that,

but our lives just changed a lot. And long story short, Spurge basically said,

do you want to work for RevZilla? And we said, do you have money to pay three salaries and a

production budget for us to make videos and write stories for you and that kind of thing?

And Spurge just said, let me check. And then, and then fast forward to January of 2020, we flew

to Philadelphia and met with everyone and hung out a little bit. We recorded a couple podcasts

with the gang and then signed employment contracts in February. So to get back to the

question, what if Spurge and Dunbar never joined RevZilla? Not only would Spurge's life be different,

but certainly Spurge has been the catalyst for myself, for Aerie, for Spencer, joining RevZilla,

for the CTXP program, for the shop manual, for daily rider, for these things that existed in

some capacity elsewhere in the past on the internet, but the way they have evolved have all

benefited from Spurge and Dunbar, swallowing his pride, picking up a phone and talking to people

about their online purchase. I will say that there were a lot of people behind the scenes who

supported, of course, yeah, there were like people, people signed signed off on the whole

thing and, and you know, signed off on budgets to pay us and we are in their debt, I suppose.

But I think some, I think it speaks volumes. You were talking about like the younger people

just starting out like so much of it is just relationships right place, right time, you know,

and also putting yourself out there a little bit. And that's what I would say. And maybe if that's

the takeaway, if there's something that you want to do, you know, it's just kind of a little bit

of willing it into fruition at certain times. What are you laughing at? You're looking at something

on your screen. I can see what are you laughing at? I'm laughing at what the Chase plugged into

the document. I didn't see that Chase put like these things. He apparently solicited

the question of what if Spurgeon never joined RevZilla? And he put that to our editor Matt

and, and our boss Steve. And some of the, some of the answers are pretty funny. I don't know if we

should take the time to go through all this. Just give, give it, go ahead, give this synopsis here.

What would our co-workers say about this? Apparently, apparently editor Matt said that

history teacher Spurge would end up, would, would been a vice principal at least by now.

And he says, he says, I can almost hear the hushed tones in the school hallways

under the clatter of locker doors. Quote, did you know that Mr Dunbar plays guitar? Jesse's

parents saw him at club nine over the weekend. They said he was pretty good. All boomer music,

but whatever. Delightful. And how about our boss? How about our boss? Because he does you too.

Yeah, yeah. Let's see. Our boss, our boss also thinks that you'd be a, you know, professional

guitarist of some, or, you know, you were whatever. And then he says that I would be a

semi pro soccer player, which almost certainly not true, but, but it does make me wistful for

the days where I had two ankles that worked because I did enjoy playing soccer. So thanks

for that, Steve. I appreciate you. Steve says, he says that I will be a guitar player in an

Angus young school boy outfit, getting, getting elderly ladies excited. So yeah, Steve, I

appreciate the vote of confidence that if I didn't have a successful career here,

that's what I would be doing with myself. Editor Matt does say that Zach Zach's vision,

or editor's Matt vision for Zach is that Zach's Vermont wood pile would be the object of envy

and bewilderment because he would be out there just stockpile on wood for a 40 mile radius because

he's going to live alone in a shack. But his inborn athleticism and ambition would require

a bigger summit than the well stacked wood pile. I'm thinking he would also be merciless and

somewhat legendary in the local cross country skiing community. Well, I'm going to go cross

side if I gaze at my navel any longer. Let's, let's move it along to one final engine sound

guessing game of this season 11 of high side, low side. Super fun questions from, from everyone,

and especially all of our colleagues here who have, I had no idea that chase that our producer

Jason is going to do this. What we're not sharing with you is a Patrick Garvin made AI images of

us. Zach is a baker and me apparently is a paintball something. Anyway, let's move on. Maybe

some of this stuff will pop up on the screen and maybe some of the stuff will pop up on our

criminal record later. Anyway, the engine sound guess game is brought to you, of course, by a

Krapovich. If you don't know a Krapovich, they make premium exhausts for your motorcycle sport bikes

to off road everything in between. And we are very thankful that a Krapovich is generous enough to

sponsor the engine sound guessing game. If you haven't played this game before, I don't believe you

because you're on season 11 episode 12 of this show. So you probably know how it works.

But anyway, we're going to, we're going to hear a motorcycle start up and rev a few times. We're

going to try to guess how many cylinders it has and what the make and model is spur joe. Are you

okay?

Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. They sound a little bit blown out to you.

Yeah, I did. Recording is not great. But, but a fun, a fun game to play.

Nonetheless, I was okay. Well, spur joe, what do you got right off the bat? We usually do

number cylinders. What do you hear? More than one. I agree. I agree. Doesn't sound like a twin,

doesn't sound like a triple. No, I was torn between triple and four. But I think when it revved up,

I'm hearing, I'm hearing four cylinders, I think. Yeah, it didn't. I mean, I've been wrong on the

triples before, but usually triple has a pretty distinct sound to it. I was hung up on the,

the starter noise because motorcycles have very specific starter noises, you know, and that sort

of like slow crank. I don't know. We'll listen to it again in a minute here, but the wine of that

starter motor, I was like, it's tickling my brain. And I thought, God, what is it? But for me, spur

joe, I'm hearing something very specific in this recording that's giving it away. Did you hear

anything when it revved up extra high? Anything, anything tickle your ears? No, did you hear an

extra valve open or something? I heard something. I think, I think I heard a little whistle whistle.

Yeah. Like when the, the engine revved up and then when the throttle was closed

on the overrun of the engine, I heard a little, a little chirp, almost like, uh,

do you want to make a guess before we even do a hint? I think this is a supercharged Kawasaki H2.

I think I heard a supercharger in there and I could be embarrassed yet again with my horrible

guess and the engine sound guessing game. I like you taking a stand, man. I like it. Well, anything

else you'd like to add before we listen to it a second time? Should we do a hint? Let's,

let's do the first hint. Give me a second. Let me just open this up. First hint is

an inline four. So, Zach, that could be your supercharger. Okay, everybody, we're going to listen

to it one more time here. Give a listen for that little, that little chirp, little,

I could be wrong. I've been wrong before. Did you hear it? It was only, it was on that,

the most aggressive rev right around the 22nd mark. Yeah. Okay. Let's, let's get hint number two.

Hint number two. This is our final hint. The model line premiered in 2018.

Okay. What year did the H2 come out? Before 2018, wasn't it? I don't think so. I think,

I was going to say it was after 2018. Oh, okay. But that might be it.

Really? I thought the model year premiered in 2018. I can't think of any other guess. I think

you hear a supercharger and so there's, that's the only bike I can think of that supercharger

that's like popping straight to mind. So that's what I'm going to go with, but I'm not going to go,

I'm not going to bet against you at this point in time. You heard the chirp, right? I'm not crazy.

I did. No, I heard it. I did not hear it the first time, but as soon as you pointed out,

I was like, there it is. And I, I feel like the H2 in its original form was introduced around this

time. So I guess we get now, now the question is that you never, I would never be able to tell

based on this recording, but there is a Ninja H2, a Ninja H2R, a Ninja H2SX, a Ninja ZH2 naked

bike. There's a whole, there's old model line, but they all use this. I think it's a, it's like

a thousand CC supercharged in line four, right? And I think that that first one that came out

that like the $60,000 one that introduced this whole thing, I think started around 2R, I think,

wasn't it? Yeah. And I think it started around this time. Well, they, remember there was a track

version? Yeah, that was the R, the one that's like, doesn't have lights and stuff. And then there's a

H2, which is the sport bike. And then there's H2SX, which was the sport touring bike. And then

there was a naked, the ZH2, which is the naked one. So you have to take a guess which one it is.

I say it's a Z, I say it's a H2SX SE, I don't know. I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you,

if listen, if this is any of them, you get credit for it because like, they're all going to sound

relatively safe. Stop talking, put me out of my misery Spurge. The answer is a 2023 Kawasaki

H2SX. Bone stock, nothing to hear here except for the glory of the motorcycle in its original form,

chirping, supercharger and all. Ben sent in a audio clip of his 2023 Kawasaki H2SX. Ben,

thank you so much for helping us play the, the interesting game. And I would just like to say,

tip of the cap to Zach Quartz. Man, it's like, you didn't even need to hit that time.

I didn't know. You know, supercharger chirp is a pretty unique thing in the world of motorcycle.

That was a fun one. That was a fun one. And I appreciate you, you sending in that clip, Ben,

and a friendly reminder that you have earned yourself a t-shirt. So please do send us your

preferred size and mailing address to highsidelowside at RevZilla.com.

Well, if you have more comments than you have already left us, make sure to drop them on YouTube,

Spotify, shoot us an email to highsidelowside at RevZilla.com. Please stop by Apple

and leave a review over on the Apple podcast app. We do very much appreciate it. And, and share with

your friends. If you have anyone out there that likes motorcycling, yeah, if you have a friend,

maybe it's because you're not riding around on a super tenor A 1200. Go ahead and, and pass the

podcast on to your friends. We would surely appreciate it. Indeed. All right, Spurgio.

Well, we come to the end of another episode and the end of another season. So, so what's your,

what do you got? What's your, what's your view from 10,000 feet here?

I did not think that I fully appreciated how hard it is to do this podcast without you.

So I know that we sometimes, I'm not, I'm not being sweet. Just let me finish here. I'm,

I'm just, I'm being honest. There's a difference. But like we, we have a lot of great and talented

co-workers, right? To all the people that helped fill in this season, Ari Henning, Lance Oliver,

Spencer Robert, Patrick Garvin, right? Yeah. He was involved, wasn't he? I believe so. Let's,

let's thank him anyway. I want to thank Patrick Garvin because Patrick Garvin's involved. Yeah.

These are all people that have helped us in the podcast before, right? And I

appreciate all of them. They're all very talented people. But you and I have gotten into such a

groove with this where, you know, I can kind of play off of you and you can play off of me. And

I kind of have an idea of what you're going to like or not like. And we know when we're going

to disagree and how heated we can get before you tell me that I'm full of and then we have to move

on. And it was hard, man, starting this season and having a half a season without you. And I

meant here, but like, it's, it was good to have you back. And, and I think the podcast to me

is a lot more fun, you know, with you helping me co-pilot the ship and then having the Patrick

Garvin's and the Lance Oliver's and the Ari Henning's on in conjunction with us is a lot of fun.

But it's just not quite the same without you. Well, thanks, Spur Joe. And I suppose to that

point, I would like to thank all of our colleagues who stepped in to help. And I would like to thank

you listeners for being patient with me and my convalescence. And yeah, I was sad to miss the

first part of the season there, but, but it was a good way to get back into life and to feel normal

again after being laid up to be able to do high side, low side with you and, and our man Chase,

it was, it was good. And that's actually a good segue, I think what you said is a good segue

into my sort of Jerry Springer moment here at the end of the, of the show and at the end of the

season, which is at some point in this show, I don't remember which question we were answering,

but you said, I'm going to step in to defend Zach. I don't like to do it, but I will jump in and do

it. And I think that that's, that's one of the reasons that I have fun with this podcast. And

I like to think that it's a reason that folks that listen have fun with this podcast is that

we have a lot of respect for each other, Spurge, but we don't have too much respect

because you don't want that either. I think, I think part of what makes a conversation fun is

when it's not, when you can have a little bit of a debate, throw it in, you know? Yeah, absolutely.

All right. Well, I guess last thing I'll say is thank you to you listeners and viewers out there

for listening and viewing, of course, but especially for sending in your questions, your

comments, your dog whistles for Spurge and I to react to. It's been a fun episode to co-pilot

with you, Spurge. I had a great time talking about all the questions and comments that people sent

in. And so yeah, big thanks to the audience as usual. Yes, the finale or the comments episode

is as much an episode where you are our guest as anyone else. So couldn't do it without you.

And that's a wrap for Zach and for myself on a wild season 11. I'm really hoping that in the

next couple of weeks, Zach doesn't do any foolish to hurt himself again because I really

want to just have a smooth and comfortable and exciting start to season 12, which will be coming

shortly. Indeed. Yes, indeed we do. Okay. All right, everybody. Well, thanks for sticking around

for another show. Thanks for sticking around for another season. We hope that your 2026 ride

season has started with, I don't know, dry roads, sunny days and exactly the dreams you were looking

forward to. So thanks for hanging out with us and we'll see you next season.

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