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State Secrets and Backseat Driving with John Chuldenko

State Secrets and Backseat Driving with John Chuldenko

That Car Show May 07, 2026 61 min
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About this episode

John Chuldenko and the hosts keep circling back to the idea that cars matter most as experiences, not spec sheets. They talk about learning to write from brochures and owner’s manuals, building kids’ car shows, and turning stunts and road trips into stories about friendship, freedom, and feeling. The conversation ranges from Porsche lore and Ferrari emotions to White House music history, off-road programs, and the appeal of driving as a way to connect people.

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Term

spring-rate rebounds

"It's not about compression ratios, you know, and spring-rate rebounds and things like that."

Spring rate is how stiff a suspension spring is, and it strongly influences ride comfort and handling. “Rebound” refers to how the suspension returns after being compressed over bumps or during cornering, so rebound behavior is part of the car’s overall damping feel.

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compression ratios

"It's not about compression ratios, you know, and spring-rate rebounds and things like that."

Compression ratio is how tightly an engine squeezes the fuel/air mixture before it ignites. It affects how the engine runs—like efficiency and power—so it’s a big design choice.

Concept

what experiences do they unlock

"It's what experiences do they unlock? What emotions do they conjure?"

They’re saying the important question isn’t just the technical specs—it’s what the car lets you feel and do. In other words, how it changes your experience when you drive it.

Brand

Porsche

"From what it was like producing a car show for kids to secret enthusiast dog whistles and Porsche owner's manuals"

Porsche is a well-known sports-car brand. Here it’s mentioned because the guest talks about Porsche owner information and enthusiast details.

Concept

auto show brochures

"like you go to the auto show and they would give you like usually a sponsor would have like a tote bag... and you'd walk around to the booths and they would just have like eight by 10 like brochures..."

Auto show brochures are the printed pamphlets you’d pick up at car shows. Back before everything was online, they were one of the main ways people learned about new cars.

Car

Toyota Celica

"... that I thought were cool, you know, the new like Celica Supra or whatever, you know, whatever was it was ..."

The Toyota Celica is a sporty Toyota coupe. It’s known for being a fun, performance-focused car. The episode mentions it in the context of Toyota’s sports-car names and how people relate them.

Car

Toyota Supra

"I would just collect all of the ones that I thought were cool, you know, the new like Celica Supra or whatever, you know, whatever was it was going on."

They mention “Celica Supra,” but that’s likely a name mix-up. Celica and Supra are both Toyota sports cars, but they’re not the same model.

Car

Porsche 924

"I had bought a 924, 1982 Porsche 924, and I was looking through the owners, we came with the owners manual..."

The Porsche 924 is an older Porsche sports car from the early 1980s. It’s a good example of how Porsche built “real car” performance before the 911 became the main thing people think of.

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owners manual

"I had bought a 924, 1982 Porsche 924, and I was looking through the owners, we came with the owners manual... because now they have to tell you, you know, don't drink the antiprees..."

An owners manual is the book (or PDF) that comes with a car telling you how to use it safely. It also includes important warnings and basic maintenance guidance.

Car

Porsche 993

"I was looking through the owners manual and the first paragraph there, which is actually also lifted in my 993 owners manual too."

The Porsche 993 is a specific generation of the 911, and it’s the last one with the classic air-cooled setup. Enthusiasts often treat it as a “final form” of the older-style 911.

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antiprees

"because now they have to tell you, you know, don't drink the antiprees, you know, but back then it was like real, right?"

“Antiprees” is almost certainly “antifreeze,” the fluid that helps the engine run at the right temperature. It’s poisonous if swallowed, so manuals include warnings like that.

Car

Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio

"So, so we make backseat drivers and it was so fun coming up with these episodes. It's like, um, all right, what if we get an Alfa Romeo, Julia Quadrifoglio and turn it into like a pizza delivery car?"

The Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio is a sporty, high-performance version of the Giulia. They’re using it for a fun stunt, basically testing how well it can handle crazy driving tasks safely.

Car

Alfa Romeo Julia

"It totally is. So, so we make backseat drivers and it was so fun coming up with these episodes. It's like, um, all right, what if we get an Alfa Romeo, Julia Quadrifoglio and turn it into like a pizza delivery car? So I got like, um, uh, um, uh, uh, let's call this stunt driver, Sarah,"
Car

Tesla Model X

"And then we did, um, it was back when like the Model X had like Tesla had like a self parking and I wanted to find out, well, okay, could it really do it?"

The Tesla Model X is an electric SUV. They’re talking about whether it can park itself using its automated parking feature.

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self parking

"it was back when like the Model X had like Tesla had like a self parking and I wanted to find out, well, okay, could it really do it?"

Self parking is a feature where the car helps steer itself into a parking spot. The hosts are basically asking if it works for real, not just in commercials.

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autopilot

"and I wanted to find out, well, okay, could it really do it? And like, who's a better Parker, the Tesla and autopilot or like an eight year old girl."

Autopilot is Tesla’s system that can help with driving tasks. It’s not fully “hands-off” in every situation, but it can assist with things like staying in the lane and controlling speed.

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e-brake

"And then the eight year old was in a Fiat 500, um, with Sarah in the passenger seat, like on the e-brake just in case I'm witness, but like she could totally do it."

The e-brake is the parking brake. They mention it as a safety measure so the car doesn’t move unexpectedly.

Car

Fiat 500

"And then the eight year old was in a Fiat 500, um, with Sarah in the passenger seat, like on the e-brake just in case I'm witness, but like she could totally do it."

The Fiat 500 is a small car that’s meant for easy driving in tight spaces. They use it in the story as the “human” comparison to the Tesla’s self-parking.

Car

Porsche Cayenne E-Hybrid

"We did like a grocery store, shopping cart, um, slalom. So like shopping carts put like in a parking lot and like, and ripped a, um, Cayenne E hybrid, uh, sort of through there and they had like load groceries and then do it backwards."

The Porsche Cayenne E-Hybrid is a Porsche SUV that uses both gas and electricity. They’re using it for a stunt where it drives through a slalom while carrying groceries.

Brand

PCA

"at Porsche Panorama, the PCA magazine. Yeah, I love Rob. And he loved, oh my gosh."

PCA is the Porsche Club of America. It’s a big Porsche fan organization, and they publish a magazine mentioned in the segment.

Concept

sealed in their little car

"like during a time when everything is so dark and everything is so locked down, like these machines, these, these, these cars can be a safe way to, you know, because it was sealed in their little car."

The speaker is describing how, during lockdown conditions, cars can function as a personal, contained space. In enthusiast terms, it highlights how driving and car culture can still provide connection even when social life is restricted.

Term

coma

"Fiancé dies. He is gravely, like, like not gonna, like maybe not going to make it, you know, coma, ventilator, all this kind of stuff."

A coma is when someone is not awake or responsive because of serious injury. It usually means the person needs intensive medical care and time to recover.

Term

ventilator

"coma, ventilator, all this kind of stuff."

A ventilator is a machine that helps someone breathe when they can’t breathe well enough by themselves. It’s commonly used in serious medical emergencies.

Brand

Petrolicious

"He was featured in like Petrolicious and stuff. He was like a car guy, right?"

Petrolicious is a car-culture media outlet that highlights interesting cars and the people behind them. If someone was featured there, it usually means they were well-known in the enthusiast world.

Term

turn signal

"And I was going to learn how to use a turn signal, cause like the whole side of his butt, right?"

A turn signal is the light you use to tell other drivers you’re turning or changing lanes. The speaker is saying the injured driver had to relearn even that simple habit.

Term

Tiptronic

"So he gets, he finds a, uh, sleep, I think, uh, 964 in Tiptronic. Now, how many times have you talked with your friends and be like, Oh man, I saw this car in auction."

Tiptronic is an automatic transmission that also lets you manually pick gears if you want. In the episode, it’s the reason this specific car works for the person’s needs.

Concept

cars shortcut all of the small talk

"And I think Batsom sums it up, you know, and I quote him all the time where he says, yeah, cars shortcut all of the small talk, and you just jump into a friendship."

The host is saying cars can help people connect faster. Instead of doing awkward small talk, you can start with something you both care about.

Topic

automobile as the "pace" for travel

"in the car world... I truly believe that the automobile that driving is the perfect pace with which to see the world... you can stop... experience... get back in and then keep going."

They’re talking about how driving changes the way you travel—like you can stop and explore, then keep going. It’s about why cars make trips feel more like an experience.

Term

road trip

"there's such a beauty to that, you know, there's such a romance to the road trip, you know?"

A road trip is when you drive to a destination and also stop at places along the way. The host is basically saying driving lets you experience more than just arriving.

Term

Michelin guide

"there's so many misconceptions about the Michelin guide, you know, the restaurant guide... it's like, no, no, no, that was a book from a tire company to get you out driving."

The Michelin Guide is a famous restaurant rating book. The host is saying it started as a tire-company idea to get people driving to places to eat—so they’d use more tires.

Brand

Audi

"So so I stopped and I'm talking with chef Kyle and, you know, he's, he's an Audi guy. And like, we're talking about cars"

Audi is a well-known car brand from Germany. In this part of the conversation, it’s used to explain the chef’s car taste before they talk about the Ferrari.

Car

Ferrari Roma

"And like, we're talking about cars and that he's like, no, I saw the car. Oh, I did it in the Ferrari Roma, which is, I think I wrote it's like, it's a car I can crush on."

The Ferrari Roma is a Ferrari that’s built more for stylish, enjoyable driving than for racing. The host is saying the Roma made him feel really excited—like he instantly “liked” it a lot.

Term

braking by wire

"And it's like, well, how do we tweak that? And how do you do it in a digital age where there are by wire, you know, drive by, you know, pedal by wire and breaking by wire and those kind of things."

Your brake pedal sends signals to the car’s computer, which then controls the brakes. This can make braking feel more consistent and work better with traction and stability features.

Term

drive-by-wire

"And it's like, well, how do we tweak that? And how do you do it in a digital age where there are by wire, you know, drive by, you know, pedal by wire and breaking by wire and those kind of things."

Instead of a direct mechanical connection between your pedal and the engine, the car uses sensors and computers. That means the computer can adjust how the car responds more precisely.

Term

pedal by wire

"And it's like, well, how do we tweak that? And how do you do it in a digital age where there are by wire, you know, drive by, you know, pedal by wire and breaking by wire and those kind of things."

Instead of a cable pulling the throttle, sensors measure what you’re asking for with the pedal. The computer then tells the engine what to do.

Term

setting baselines

"And what was interesting was like, to understand that like, it's about setting baselines, like he can, because it's digital, he can set a baseline where he knows it's going to be good. And then everything else is just the, you know, just making it better and from good."

In vehicle development, “setting baselines” means establishing a known-good starting calibration for how systems behave before iterating. With digital controls, engineers can lock in a baseline response and then refine it to make the car better “from good.”

Car

Volkswagen GTI

"So found a, what is it? 2014? GTI? Mark six. 2013. I hadn't been in a GTI in probably 20 years. I get behind the wheel."

The Volkswagen GTI is a small sporty car that’s meant to be fun to drive without giving up everyday usability. Here, the point is that it feels lively partly because it’s not as heavy as many other cars people drive.

Part

Michelin PS4S

"I get behind the wheel. I put a set of a ps4s Michelin's on it. I get behind those wheel dyes."

Michelin PS4S is a type of performance tire. Tires can change how a car grips the road and how confident it feels when you turn or accelerate.

Term

bang for your buck

"I was like, Oh, they got this right. I mean, I was like, for what, for bang for your buck? It was like 13 grand."

"Bang for your buck" just means “is it worth the price?” In cars, people use it to talk about whether you’re getting a lot of fun or capability for what you pay.

Term

weight

"they're joyful cars again, like, because it's light. What's what, 3000 pounds or something? You know, I think when people... equate that to weight."

Weight matters because heavier cars take more effort to speed up, slow down, and turn. That’s why lighter cars often feel more agile and playful.

Concept

physical experience of driving

"I love a truck and an SUV probably more than the average person, but it's a different feeling. It's a very different physical experience."

They’re talking about how different cars feel in your body. A heavy truck or SUV can feel like you’re pushing around a lot of mass, while a lighter car feels more nimble and responsive.

Term

off-road course

"Land Rover will let children, as young as 11 years old, drive freaking cars. Yes. Like through their like off-road course, right? Which is like, it's a basic off-road course, but for people who haven't done it at none, it's challenging."

An off-road course is a practice area where people learn to drive on rough ground. It uses obstacles to help drivers understand how the car handles when the surface isn’t flat or predictable.

Term

right-hand drive

"it's, uh, it's right hand drive, right? So, um, instructors here and there's like an extra little brake pedal just in case, you know, and she's like creeping through like the woods"

Right-hand drive means the steering wheel is on the right side of the car. That’s normal in places like the UK, and it affects how the driver sits and controls the car.

Term

extra brake pedal

"So, um, instructors here and there's like an extra little brake pedal just in case, you know, and she's like creeping through like the woods"

The extra brake pedal is there so the instructor can brake immediately if needed. It’s a safety feature used during training.

Term

tip-over ramps

"and I looked at the elation on her face, you know, and you get out and they do these big, you know, these like sort of tip over ramps and stuff. And it's, it's fun for, it was fun for me in the backseat, right?"

Tip-over ramps are ramps designed to make a car tilt a lot, safely. They’re used so drivers can learn how the car feels and how to stay in control when it’s leaning.

Concept

ice driving experience

"it's like anybody's like first off-road experience or ice driving experience like, oh, this is not, this doesn't bathe the way it does on Melrose Avenue"

Ice driving is when you practice on a slippery surface so you learn what to do when the tires don’t grip well. It helps drivers learn control techniques that are useful anywhere traction is unpredictable.

Concept

endurance races

"we would watch the races at Sebring and be super into it, yeah, he would take the boys down and they would go to races, and they would watch the, you know, the endurance races at Sebrings"

Endurance races are long races where the car has to last. Teams plan for things like driver changes and keeping the car running for the whole event, not just going fast for a short time.

Car

Ineos Grenadier

"Tomorrow at 6 30 in the morning, it's wheels up for an owner's drive. I'm not an owner, but I'm joining an owner's drive with the Ineos Grenadier up in Moab."

The Ineos Grenadier is a tough off-road SUV meant for rough trails, not just city driving. Here, the host is going to Moab with other owners to try it out and learn what people like about it.

Topic

owner's drive

"Tomorrow at 6 30 in the morning, it's wheels up for an owner's drive. I'm not an owner, but I'm joining an owner's drive with the Ineos Grenadier up in Moab."

An owners’ drive is a meet-up where people who own the same car go on a trip together. In this case, it’s for Ineos Grenadier owners heading to Moab.

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