Stuck in No Snow & Random Car Reviews — Carmudgeon Show w/ Jason Cammisa & Derek Tam-Scott — Ep 189
About this episode
A lively discussion unfolds as Jason Cammisa and Derek Tam-Scott share tire updates and engage in random car reviews using a number generator. The duo recounts their experiences with winter tires, including a humorous tale of getting stuck in the snow and the challenges of chain control. They also delve into various car reviews, highlighting unique vehicles like the rare 1999 Mercedes E55 AMG wagon and the 2010 Porsche Panamera Turbo, while debating performance and design aspects. The episode is filled with laughter, automotive insights, and candid opinions on the cars they've driven.
Viper Industrial
"Okay, so every $5 you spend at Viper industrial.com, you will be entered for a chance to win the GT4 plus $15,000 in cash to pay for taxes."
Viper Industrial is a company that sells products related to cars and other things. They have a contest where you can win a Porsche if you buy something from them.
Viper Industrial is a company that offers various products, including automotive accessories. They are currently running a promotion where purchases can enter customers for a chance to win a Porsche.
Porsche 718 Cayman GT4
"....com, you will be entered for a chance to win the GT4 plus $15,000 in cash to pay for taxes. Tires."
Dodge Viper
"...accepting entries. Okay, so every $5 you spend at Viper industrial.com, you will be entered for a chance ..."
Porsche Turbo Cabriolet
"Mine is, you're going to love this, 2008 Porsche Turbo Cabriolet Tiptronic."
The 2008 Porsche Turbo Cabriolet is a fast and luxurious convertible car. It has a powerful engine and is designed for sporty driving.
The 2008 Porsche Turbo Cabriolet is a high-performance convertible sports car known for its powerful turbocharged engine and luxurious features. It combines the thrill of open-top driving with the performance characteristics of a Porsche.
Tiptronic
"Mine is, you're going to love this, 2008 Porsche Turbo Cabriolet Tiptronic."
Tiptronic is a feature in some automatic cars that lets you change gears manually if you want more control while driving.
Tiptronic is a type of automatic transmission that allows the driver to manually select gears, providing a sportier driving experience. It combines the convenience of an automatic with the control of a manual transmission.
Renault Wind
"... of winter. And Fredas and Tires gave us a set of wind track pros. And I had yet to experience those win..."
Chevrolet Spin
"...could tell that the snow was on dirt. So I didn't spin tire too much and I took it easy and I took a bea..."
Tesla Model
"...including a Tesla Model Y performance that was in front of us. And they're like, you there..."
The Tesla Model Y Performance is a faster version of the Model Y, which is an electric SUV. It has better acceleration and some extra features compared to the regular Model Y.
The Tesla Model Y Performance is a high-performance variant of Tesla's compact SUV, offering enhanced acceleration and features compared to the standard Model Y. It is known for its electric powertrain and advanced technology.
winter tires
"with four brand new winter dedicated winter tires on this car"
Winter tires are special tires made for driving in cold weather, snow, and ice. They help your car grip the road better when it's slippery outside.
Winter tires are specifically designed for cold weather conditions, providing better traction on snow and ice compared to all-season tires. They have a unique tread pattern and rubber compounds that remain flexible in low temperatures.
chains
"and apply chains to the front of the car,"
Chains are metal links that you put around your car's tires to help them grip the road better in snow and ice. They are used when the roads are really slippery.
Tire chains are devices fitted to the tires of vehicles to provide increased traction when driving through snow and ice. They are typically made of metal links and can be installed over the tires when conditions require it.
ground clearance
"maybe because that car has ground clearance and side walls."
Ground clearance is how high the bottom of a car is from the ground. Cars with higher ground clearance can drive over bumps and rough roads more easily.
Ground clearance refers to the distance between the lowest point of a vehicle and the ground. A higher ground clearance allows a vehicle to navigate rough terrain and obstacles more easily.
side walls
"and side walls. The problem is you have to sort of, these chains are sort of open at the bottom"
Side walls are the sides of a tire that connect the part that touches the road to the part that goes on the wheel. They help the tire stay strong and absorb bumps.
Side walls refer to the vertical portions of a tire that connect the tread to the rim. They play a crucial role in tire performance, affecting handling, comfort, and the ability to absorb impacts.
all season tires
"...I know all these fucking cars are on all season tires and I have dedicated snows..."
All season tires can be used in different weather conditions, so you don't have to change them for winter or summer. They work okay in most situations but might not be the best for extreme weather.
All season tires are designed to provide a balance of performance in various weather conditions, including dry, wet, and light snow. They are a popular choice for drivers who want versatility without switching tires seasonally.
dedicated snows
"...I have dedicated snows and I just, I was getting more and more angry by this again..."
Dedicated snow tires are made for winter driving. They help your car grip the road better when it's snowy or icy, making it safer to drive in those conditions.
Dedicated snow tires, or winter tires, are specifically designed to perform better in cold weather and snowy conditions. They have unique tread patterns and rubber compounds that enhance grip and handling on snow and ice.
Land Rover Range Rover
"...e of them was in a VinFast and the other was in a Range Rover with the one that broke down"
four-wheel drive
"a four-wheel drive and not my van jyna on winters. And if we learned anything from consuming the content..."
Four-wheel drive means that all four wheels of a car can get power from the engine at the same time. This helps the car grip the road better, especially in bad weather or rough terrain.
Four-wheel drive (4WD) is a drivetrain system that allows all four wheels of a vehicle to receive power from the engine simultaneously. This system enhances traction and control, especially in off-road or slippery conditions.
VinFast
"...I had actually planned on racing the VinFast."
VinFast is a car company from Vietnam that makes electric cars. They are trying to sell their cars in other countries as well.
VinFast is an automotive manufacturer based in Vietnam, known for producing electric vehicles and aiming to expand into international markets. They focus on modern design and technology in their vehicles.
Honda Civic
"...but I think it was a Honda Civic in this test."
The Honda Civic is a well-known small car that many people drive. It's famous for being dependable and good on gas.
The Honda Civic is a popular compact car known for its reliability and fuel efficiency. It has been a staple in the automotive market since its introduction in the 1970s, with various generations and trims available.
summer tires
"The summer tires wouldn't have made a garage."
Summer tires are made for warm weather and help cars grip the road better when it's hot. They don't work well in cold or snowy weather.
Summer tires are designed for optimal performance in warm weather conditions, providing better grip and handling on dry and wet roads compared to all-season or winter tires. However, they are not suitable for cold temperatures or snowy conditions.
stopping distance
"...Required 74 feet to stop from 20 down to five miles an hour and the winter tires required 34. So less than half the stopping distance..."
Stopping distance is how far a car goes after you press the brakes until it stops completely. Different tires and road conditions can change how far the car travels before it stops.
Stopping distance refers to the total distance a vehicle travels from the moment the brakes are applied until it comes to a complete stop. This distance can vary significantly based on factors like tire type, road conditions, and vehicle speed.
Michelin tires
"They're both wearing Michelin tires. Best tires in the world."
Michelin is a well-known brand that makes tires for cars. They are recognized for making high-quality tires that perform well in different conditions.
Michelin is a leading tire manufacturer known for producing high-performance tires, including those for various weather conditions. Their tires are often praised for their grip, durability, and overall performance.
Chevrolet Tahoe
"And so the next time I go to Tahoe in my van jyna,"
Ford F150
"F-150 that was on summer tires"
The Ford F-150 is a popular truck that many people use for carrying heavy loads and driving in different conditions.
The Ford F-150 is a full-size pickup truck known for its durability and versatility, often used for both work and personal purposes.
Volkswagen Egolf
"summers for my eGolf, which are all track pros."
The e-Golf is a version of the Volkswagen Golf that runs on electricity instead of gasoline, making it better for the environment.
The Volkswagen e-Golf is an electric version of the popular Golf hatchback, offering a blend of practicality and eco-friendliness.
track tires
"which are all track pros."
Track tires are special tires that help cars go faster and handle better on racetracks, but they wear out quicker than regular tires.
Track tires are performance tires designed for high grip and handling on racetracks, often sacrificing durability for better performance.
Mercedes-Benz R-129
"...with a quad tracks on my R-129. You have quad tracks or regular quad tracks on them?"
The R-129 is a model of the Mercedes-Benz SL-Class, a line of luxury sports cars that were made from 1989 to 2002. It is known for its stylish design and powerful engines.
The Mercedes-Benz R-129 is the internal designation for the SL-Class produced from 1989 to 2002, known for its luxury features and performance.
034 Motorsports
"I just had our friend, Nick Marconante, of 0-3-4 in the eGolf. And Nick is the drug pusher who gave me that rear sway bar."
034 Motorsports is a company that makes parts to make cars like Audis and Volkswagens go faster and handle better. They focus on improving performance.
034 Motorsports is a company that specializes in performance parts and tuning for Audi and Volkswagen vehicles, including the eGolf. They are known for their high-quality aftermarket components.
rear sway bar
"And Nick is the drug pusher who gave me that rear sway bar."
A rear sway bar is a part of the car that helps it stay stable when going around corners. It connects the back wheels to keep the car from leaning too much.
A rear sway bar, also known as a stabilizer bar, is a component that helps reduce body roll during cornering by linking the left and right wheels. It enhances the vehicle's handling and stability.
four-wheel drift
"...when it went neutral and did a four-wheel drift. And he thought I still had the Michelin pilot..."
A four-wheel drift is when a car slides sideways through a turn using all four wheels. It's a way to control the car while going fast around a corner, often seen in racing.
A four-wheel drift occurs when all four wheels of a car slide sideways during a turn, allowing the driver to maintain control while navigating a corner at speed. This technique is often used in motorsports and performance driving to enhance cornering speed and stability.
Mercedes E55 AMG
"...1999 Mercedes E55 AMG Formatic Station Wagon. Excuse me."
The Mercedes E55 AMG is a fast and luxurious car made by Mercedes-Benz. It's designed for people who want both comfort and speed in their vehicle.
The Mercedes E55 AMG is a high-performance version of the E-Class, known for its powerful engine and luxury features. It was part of the AMG lineup, which specializes in performance enhancements for Mercedes vehicles.
Mercedes-Benz E430 4MATIC
"...actually converted by AMG based on E430 Formatic wagons. So, 15 of those cars were made."
The E430 4MATIC is a type of luxury car made by Mercedes-Benz. It has all-wheel drive, which means it can send power to all four wheels for better traction, especially in bad weather.
The Mercedes-Benz E430 4MATIC is a luxury sedan known for its performance and all-wheel drive capabilities. It was part of the E-Class lineup, which is recognized for its comfort and advanced technology features.
brake master cylinder
"to go get a master cylinder, a brake master cylinder from a junkyard. So that it could be installed over."
The brake master cylinder helps your car stop by pushing brake fluid to the brakes when you press the pedal. It's an important part of the braking system.
The brake master cylinder is a crucial component of a vehicle's braking system. It converts the force from the brake pedal into hydraulic pressure, which then activates the brakes at each wheel.
Porsche Panamera
"For me, that is a 2010 Porsche Panamera Turbo. I put 200 miles on this thing, which is a lot."
The Porsche Panamera Turbo is a fast and luxurious car with four doors. It's designed to be comfortable for passengers while still being very powerful and sporty.
The Porsche Panamera Turbo is a high-performance luxury sedan that combines sports car dynamics with the comfort of a four-door vehicle. It features a powerful turbocharged engine and advanced technology, making it a unique offering in the luxury car market.
BMW 760 Li
"...drove a 760 LI BMW and S63 AMG. So obviously I was doing some sort of comparison test..."
The BMW 760 Li is a high-end luxury car with a very powerful engine, designed for comfort and performance.
The BMW 760 Li is a luxury sedan known for its powerful V12 engine and high-end features, representing the pinnacle of the BMW 7 Series lineup.
Bmw 5Series
"which is not crazy looking accurate there as a typical. BMW 5-series GT. It was actually modeled after the X6."
Porsche 356
"...el very different from the push-out engine that a 356 normally has in it. Which is a beetle engine, let..."
Porsche 911
"...ing to see... Swaps up with full subframes from a 911 SE, just with carbs."
Volkswagen Gti
"...on the job at Automobile Magazine. I drove a 2006 Volkswagen GTI 2.0T. Mark V."
Alfa Romeo Spider
"Yeah. For me, 36 was a 1960 Alfa Romeo Giulietta spider Veloce that was red."
Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider
"Yeah. For me, 36 was a 1960 Alfa Romeo Giulietta spider Veloce that was red."
Chevrolet Hhr
"I just want a little bit more drama on those cars. Speaking of drama, my number 29 is a 2007 Chevrolet H.H.R. panel van. Cute and kind of useful, but also kind of ridiculous."
Jaguar Xjr
"Low digits today. Okay, so this for me is a 2006 Jaguar XJR. Great."
Acura Integra
"It's trying to cheat. 2023 Acura Integra Type S. Oh!"
Ford Escape
"582. This is, for me, a 2009 Ford Escape Force Order. A vast improvement over the 2.3 lite..."
Mazda Miata
"...motor that everybody does? Is the hot swap for NC Miata? You swapped the bottom end of that."
Pontiac G6 Convertible
"This was 582. For me, is a 1949 Hudson Super 6 convertible. And there you have it, the difference between De..."
Hudson Hornet
"This is like a dock. This is like a less hot hornet is basically what it is as a convertible."
Rolls-Royce Rollsroyce Corniche
"that seats 4 and is a convertible, the only other choice you have is a Rolls-Royce Corniche. Which is basically..."
Volkswagen Jetta
"...eels a class smaller than the Golf. Much less the Jetta, which is even bigger. That's the only real flaw ..."
Aston Martin Vanquish
"...e difference in the dry. 103 is 2003 Aston Martin vanquish. British racing green."
Aston Martin DB9
".... The new first truly modern Aston, which was the DB9 and then that became the V8 Vantage and then they..."
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
"...Aston, which was the DB9 and then that became the V8 Vantage and then they repackaged it for a little bit too ..."
Aston Martin V12 Vantage
"...uff. But it was a 12-cylinder car right after the V12 Vantage came out. V12 DB7 Vantage came out."
Aston Martin DB7 Vantage
"...der car right after the V12 Vantage came out. V12 DB7 Vantage came out. So that was like a really hot car at th..."
Lancia Stratos
"...of as a review. So, 707 for me was 1974, launch a Stratos HF green. This is the first one I ever drove."
Chevrolet Monte Carlo
"...like one of the, it was, I mean, that car won the Monte Carlo rally repeatedly. It was like the best place to d..."
Ford Expedition
"..., sell a kidney to buy one. My 707 is a 2008 Ford expedition and I was talking about how well it shifted after..."
Nissan 370Z
"...ase there's something ridiculous, 558 was a Nismo 370Z on track."
Mercedes-Benz CLS
"... in, but what I did was, let me think about this. CLS, this was the second gen CLS that came out, and I..."
Mercedes-Benz SL
"...e it's more sporty instead of buying the Mercedes SL or the Lexus SC or the Asin. It's just, if you bu..."
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