About this episode
A casual stroll through Bath leads Johnny and Richard into a humorous discussion about cars, music, and life. They reminisce about Snoop Dogg's gin and juice, share stories about their favorite vehicles like the Honda Jazz and BMW 1 Series, and reflect on their own automotive journeys. The episode is filled with playful banter, unexpected anecdotes, and a light-hearted look at car culture, all while enjoying the festive atmosphere of the season. Their witty exchanges touch on everything from car restoration goals to the quirks of various models.
Jonny and Richard are on a merrineum walk to and from the pub discussing Snoop’s inability to buy tonic water, scuffed Jazzes, an update on Richard’s motorcycle nemesis, getting woken by a Carrera GT, a gouty Panda, long life advice from Jag-man Dick van Dyke, the colour and trim of owls, Pat Benatar’s classic Buick restoration nightmare, the DeLorean siren song, car new year resolutions, and does anyone actually organise the London to Brighton run?
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Seat Alhambra
"Oh, we're walking past an Alhambra. Say it, Alhambra."
The SEAT Alhambra is a family-friendly car with lots of space inside. It's designed to be practical for everyday use, especially for larger families.
The SEAT Alhambra is a multi-purpose vehicle (MPV) known for its spacious interior and practicality, making it a popular choice for families. It features various engine options, including diesel variants like the TDI.
TDI
"It's a TDI. I had to double check that it wasn't a V6."
TDI is a special kind of diesel engine that helps cars use less fuel while still being powerful. It's known for being efficient and good for long drives.
TDI stands for Turbocharged Direct Injection, a type of diesel engine technology developed by Volkswagen Group. It provides better fuel efficiency and performance compared to traditional diesel engines.
Ford Galaxy
"where I saw a Ford Galaxy diesel being pinned from the cold but stationary in a really horrible, just the noise."
The Ford Galaxy is a big family car that can carry many passengers and their belongings. It's designed to be comfortable and useful for everyday family needs.
The Ford Galaxy is a large multi-purpose vehicle (MPV) that has been popular in Europe for its spacious interior and family-friendly features. It is known for its practicality and comfort, making it a common choice for families.
Honda Jazz
"...my grandmother's car the other day. Yeah. And it was a jazz. I've realised I really like jazz."
The Honda Jazz is a small car that's great for city driving. It's known for being roomy inside and very reliable.
The Honda Jazz is a subcompact car known for its practicality and efficient use of space. It's popular in many markets for its versatility and reliability.
Bentley Continental Gts
"Those in Bentley Continental GTs, I don't know why. I'm getting older and more attracted to them both."
The Bentley Continental GT is a fancy sports car that's really comfortable and powerful. It's made for people who like to drive in style and luxury.
The Bentley Continental GT is a luxury grand tourer known for its powerful performance and opulent features. It's often associated with high-end driving experiences and is popular among those who appreciate luxury vehicles.
Dodge Viper
"Lighter than that. But not kind of viper green Porsche. Not your sort of Chartreuse type o..."
The Dodge Viper is a super-fast sports car that has a really big engine, which makes it exciting to drive. It's known for being powerful and having a unique look that many people love.
The Dodge Viper is a high-performance sports car known for its powerful V10 engine and distinctive styling. Produced from 1992 to 2017, it gained a reputation for its raw driving experience and was a favorite among car enthusiasts.
Bentley Continental GTC
"...a house with a first generation Continental GTC on the drive in dark blue. But it didn't actually fit on the drive..."
The Continental GTC is a fancy convertible car made by Bentley. It's known for being very luxurious and fast, perfect for those who want to drive in style.
The Bentley Continental GTC is a luxury convertible that combines performance with high-end features. It's known for its powerful engine options and elegant design, making it a popular choice among luxury car enthusiasts.
Porsche Carrera
"...he actually buys a Porsche Carrera GT. But he leaves it in first for the first couple of miles."
The Porsche Carrera GT is a super-fast sports car made by Porsche. It has a powerful engine and is very light, which helps it go really fast. It's a popular car among people who love cars.
The Porsche Carrera GT is a high-performance sports car produced by Porsche from 2004 to 2007. It features a mid-engine layout and is known for its powerful V10 engine and lightweight construction, making it a favorite among car enthusiasts.
Beetle
"I think I used to be the person that would wake people when I lived at home with my Beetle and..."
The Beetle is a small car made by Volkswagen that has a unique round shape. It's very popular and has been around for many years, known for its fun design.
The Volkswagen Beetle is an iconic compact car that was originally produced from 1938 until 2003, with a modern version produced until 2019. Known for its distinctive rounded shape, it has a rich history and a loyal following.
Trabants
"Or Trabants on the other side. Oh, yes."
The Trabant is a small car that was made in East Germany. It is known for being very basic and is often seen as a symbol of life in East Germany before the reunification.
The Trabant is a car that was manufactured in East Germany and became a symbol of the former East German state. Known for its simple design and two-stroke engine, it was produced from the 1950s until the early 1990s.
Honda Goldwing
"I was talking about having this fetish for a Honda Goldwing"
The Honda Goldwing is a big, comfortable motorcycle designed for long trips. It has a special engine that helps it run smoothly and powerfully.
The Honda Goldwing is a touring motorcycle known for its comfort, performance, and advanced features. It typically features a flat six engine, making it unique among motorcycles.
flat six
"Oh, yes. And we had a couple of people message to say that there's people putting flat six Honda Goldwing motors in cars already."
A flat six engine has six cylinders that lie flat instead of standing up. This design can make cars handle better because it keeps the weight lower.
A flat six is a type of engine configuration where six cylinders are arranged horizontally, which helps lower the center of gravity and can improve handling. This design is commonly associated with brands like Porsche and Subaru.
Hillman Imp
"that's put one in a Hillman Imp. And I am so desperate."
The Hillman Imp is a small car that was made in the 1960s. It's known for being compact and having the engine in the back, which is different from most cars.
The Hillman Imp is a small car produced in the 1960s, known for its compact size and rear-engine layout. It was a popular choice in the UK during its production.
Formula One
"As a Formula One engineer might say, I wonder what the weight delta between an Imp and a Goldwing is."
Formula One is a popular car racing sport where teams compete with very fast cars. The races happen on special tracks, and the cars use the latest technology to go as fast as possible.
Formula One is a high-level international auto racing sport known for its fast cars and advanced technology. It features a series of races known as Grands Prix, held on various circuits around the world.
Land Rover Discovery 2
"...we are going to pass this really tidy Discovery 2 that lives down here."
The Land Rover Discovery 2 is a type of SUV that is good for driving off-road and has a lot of space inside. It was made between 1998 and 2004.
The Land Rover Discovery 2 is a mid-size SUV known for its off-road capabilities and spacious interior. It was produced from 1998 to 2004 and is part of the second generation of the Discovery series.
Smart 4-2
"...And a Smart 4-2 there. Yeah. On the 2010s..."
The Smart 4-2 is a tiny car that's great for driving around cities. It's easy to park and move around in crowded areas.
The Smart 4-2 is a compact city car known for its small size and unique design. It was designed primarily for urban environments, making it easy to park and maneuver in tight spaces.
clutchless gear changes
"It's the Dick Van Dyke method. Clutchless gear changes. That was the Van Dyke method."
Clutchless gear changes mean you can change gears without pressing the clutch pedal. It's a skill that can make shifting faster, but it can also hurt the car if done wrong.
Clutchless gear changes refer to shifting gears in a vehicle without using the clutch pedal. This technique can be used in manual transmission vehicles to allow for faster gear changes, but it requires skill to avoid damaging the transmission.
Jaguar XJ
"...he had a jag at XJ, like the last shape of XJ that caught fire a few years ago."
The Jaguar XJ is a high-end car that is known for being stylish and comfortable. Some versions of this car had problems that caused them to catch fire, which is why it was mentioned in the podcast.
The Jaguar XJ is a luxury sedan known for its elegant design and performance. The last generation of the XJ was produced until 2019, and it has been noted for some issues, including reports of fires in certain models.
BMW 1 Series M
"Well, so the 1M version of those obviously is already a sought-after car and the values of those are solid."
The BMW 1 Series M is a special, sporty version of the regular 1 Series car. It's popular because it's fast and fun to drive, and not many were made, making it valuable.
The BMW 1 Series M is a high-performance version of the standard 1 Series, known for its sporty handling and powerful engine. It has become a sought-after model among enthusiasts due to its limited production and driving dynamics.
BMW 135
"But there was a 135, I think, in that shape."
The BMW 135 is a smaller, sporty car from BMW that is fun to drive. It's part of the 1 Series and is known for its good performance.
The BMW 135 is part of the 1 Series lineup, known for its compact size and sporty performance. It offers a balance of everyday usability and driving excitement.
BMW M140
"M140 was a weapon of... But I just think, would it be one of those cars?"
The BMW M140 is a sporty version of the BMW 1 Series, designed for better performance and handling. It's a fun car to drive and is loved by car fans.
The BMW M140 is a high-performance variant of the 1 Series, known for its powerful engine and sporty handling. It is popular among enthusiasts for its engaging driving experience.
restomod
"...you can restomod them by putting a six from another BMW model in one. Right."
Restomod is when you take an old car and fix it up with new parts, like a modern engine, so it runs better but still looks like the classic version. It's a way to enjoy the style of an old car with the benefits of new technology.
Restomod refers to a restoration process where classic cars are updated with modern components, such as engines or technology, while retaining their original appearance. This approach allows enthusiasts to enjoy the aesthetics of vintage cars with improved performance and reliability.
Nissan Micra
"...just passing a K13 Micra. Yeah, they're shit, aren't they? They are shit."
The Nissan Micra is a small, budget-friendly car that many people use for city driving. Some people think it doesn't perform very well or feel sturdy.
The Nissan Micra is a subcompact car that has been popular in various markets for its affordability and compact size. However, it has received mixed reviews regarding its performance and build quality.
Nissan Skyline R35
"I am pretty sure it was either a box-fresh Skyline R35, so not a Skyline but a GTR."
The Nissan Skyline R35 is a fast sports car that is famous for its speed and technology. It's a popular choice among car enthusiasts and is often used in racing.
The Nissan Skyline R35 is a high-performance sports car known for its advanced technology and powerful engine. It is part of the Skyline series and is often associated with the GT-R variant, which is designed for racing and performance.
Honda Civic
"Or a then-new Civic R."
The Honda Civic Type R is a sportier version of the regular Civic. It's designed to be faster and more fun to drive, making it a favorite among car fans.
The Honda Civic Type R is a high-performance variant of the standard Civic, known for its sporty design and enhanced performance features. It is popular among enthusiasts for its handling and driving dynamics.
Eagle Talons
"...ecause they're pretty fucking hard. I think their talons are amongst the most fearsome of the talons."
The Eagle Talon is a sporty car from the 1990s that was made for people who like fast driving. It has a powerful engine and can be modified to go even faster, which makes it popular with car fans.
The Eagle Talon was a compact sports coupe produced in the 1990s, known for its performance-oriented design and turbocharged engine options. It was part of a collaboration between Chrysler and Mitsubishi and is often celebrated for its tuning potential among car enthusiasts.
MG Metro
"It's going to be exciting. I can't wait. We'll do a video of that for the Lake Brake Show."
The MG Metro is a small car made by the MG brand. It was popular in the UK for being affordable and easy to drive.
The MG Metro is a small hatchback that was produced by MG from 1980 to 1990. It was known for its compact size and affordability, making it popular in the UK during its production run.
MG Midget
"...because she was restoring an MG Midget"
The MG Midget is a small sports car that was made by a British company called MG. It's known for being fun to drive and is often restored by car lovers.
The MG Midget is a small, two-seater sports car produced by MG from the 1960s to the early 1980s. It is known for its lightweight design and agile handling, making it a popular choice among enthusiasts for restoration projects.
Pontiac GTO
"...that she'd got a 64 GTO in absolutely show-winning condition. Sometimes she'd just go out and win a show just to bait Benatar."
The Pontiac GTO is a famous car known for its speed and power, especially popular in the 1960s. The 1964 version is one of the most sought-after models among car collectors.
The Pontiac GTO is a classic American muscle car that was produced by Pontiac from 1964 to 1974. The 1964 model is particularly notable for being one of the first true muscle cars, combining a powerful V8 engine with a lightweight body for impressive performance.
Mazda Tribute
"but also his back to the future tribute truck."
The Mazda Tribute is a small SUV that can carry a lot of stuff and is good for families. It's designed to be useful for everyday driving and can handle some outdoor adventures too.
The Mazda Tribute is a compact SUV that was produced from 2000 to 2011, sharing its platform with the Ford Escape. It is known for its practicality and versatility, making it a good choice for families and outdoor enthusiasts.
Delorean DMC-12
"I really would like a DeLorean even though"
The DeLorean DMC-12 is a cool car that looks different because it has doors that open up like wings. It's famous for being in a movie about time travel, which makes it really popular among fans.
The DeLorean DMC-12 is a sports car that became famous for its unique stainless steel body and gull-wing doors, as well as its role in the 'Back to the Future' movie franchise. Produced in the early 1980s, it has become a symbol of 1980s pop culture.
Suzuki Ignis
"Well it's Suzuki Ignis 3-Daw Yeah that lives there"
The Suzuki Ignis is a small car that looks a bit like an SUV, making it good for city driving but also able to handle some rougher roads. It's practical and has a lot of space inside for its size.
The Suzuki Ignis is a compact crossover that offers a unique blend of practicality and style, with a high driving position and versatile interior space. It is designed for urban environments while still providing some off-road capability.
Suzuki Ignis Sport
"There's someone in this neighbourhood who has an Ignis Sport I don't know"
The Suzuki Ignis Sport is a faster and sportier version of the regular Ignis, designed for people who want a little more excitement when they drive. It still has the same small size but feels more fun to drive.
The Suzuki Ignis Sport is a sportier version of the standard Ignis, featuring enhanced performance and styling cues that appeal to enthusiasts. It maintains the compact size of the Ignis while offering a more engaging driving experience.
Kia Picanto
"MG3 Keer Picanto was that? Surprisingly neat and not shit"
The Kia Picanto is a small car that's great for driving around the city because it's easy to park and doesn't use much gas. It's a budget-friendly option for people who need a simple car.
The Kia Picanto is a compact city car known for its affordability, fuel efficiency, and practicality. It is designed for urban driving, making it easy to maneuver and park in tight spaces.
Ford Cortina
"...because that'd be someone in 1995 using a 1970 1972 Cortina..."
The Ford Cortina is a car that was made by Ford and was very common in the UK. The models from 1970 to 1972 are known for being reliable and good for families.
The Ford Cortina was a popular family car produced by Ford in the UK from the 1960s to the 1980s. The 1970-1972 models are part of the second generation, known for their practicality and affordability.
Ford T Ford
"One of those Chinese EVs That looks like a Model T Ford type thing You know, if we're going round"
The Ford Model T is an old car that was made a long time ago, and it was really important because it was one of the first cars that many people could afford. It changed how cars were made and helped more people start driving.
The Ford Model T, produced from 1908 to 1927, is one of the most significant cars in automotive history, known for revolutionizing mass production techniques and making automobiles accessible to the general public. Its simple design and affordability helped establish the automobile as a staple of American life.
Ford Model T
"One of those Chinese EVs That looks like a Model T Ford type thing You know, if we're going round"
Audi Q3
"...down in the little Honda Most of the nose with an Audi Q3 Which looks..."
The Audi Q3 is a small luxury SUV that looks nice and is comfortable to drive. It has a lot of fancy features and is great for people who want a stylish car that can also carry things.
The Audi Q3 is a compact luxury SUV that combines practicality with premium features and performance. Known for its stylish design and advanced technology, it appeals to those seeking a comfortable and upscale driving experience.
Ram 2500 Laramie Mega Cab
"...get the all new 2026 Ram 2500 Laramie Mega Cab truck for up to $16,000 off MSRP. Plus, choose from over 200 new vehicles available."
The Ram 2500 Laramie Mega Cab is a large truck that can carry heavy loads and has a lot of room inside for passengers. It's great for people who need a tough vehicle for work but also want a comfortable ride.
The Ram 2500 Laramie Mega Cab is a heavy-duty pickup truck known for its spacious interior and towing capabilities. It's designed for both work and comfort, making it popular among truck enthusiasts.
MSRP
"...for up to $16,000 off MSRP. Plus, choose from over 200 new vehicles available."
MSRP is the price that the car maker suggests you should pay for a new car. Dealers might sell it for more or less than this price depending on demand and other factors.
MSRP stands for Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price, which is the price that the manufacturer recommends for a vehicle. It's a starting point for negotiations at dealerships.
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